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This programme contains violent
scenes and images of the deceased

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that viewers may find distressing
from the very start,

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strong language, offensive and
discriminatory attitudes,

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and scenes of a sexual nature
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You! You murderer!

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This isn't murder.

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It's an execution.

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Yeah! Woo!
Yes, Clive.

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Come on, Clive!

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Excuse me, I'm looking for Connor.

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I think he's up on the roof.

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On the Bishop Street side.

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Thanks...

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..Rajesh.

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Cheers.

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How'd you get in?
I was just passing.

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How's it going?

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You're passing ten floors up.
How's that happen?

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There's no jobs, Clive,
I've got nothing.

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Yeah, I was just wondering, cos,
you know, I find myself free,

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so I thought I'd offer.
No, don't need you.

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I can do anything.

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Where's that lad that used
to work for you, Francis?

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Where's he now?

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I got rid of him.

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I'll tell you where he is.

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He's working for Ashbury's.

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And do you know what? He's happy.

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Proper little smiler, he is.

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Not when he was with you.
He was miserable as sin,

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cos you bullied him, night and day.

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He was useless.
He was good, Clive.

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You stamped on him.

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So, no, I don't have any jobs,

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cos no one likes working with you.

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You're a fucking misery,
truth be told.

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You'll employ Rajesh.

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Yes, I will.

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What's wrong with him?

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Just...work's a bit short,
so if you hear of anything, I...

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I won't.
Well, if you do...

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I won't!
But there is something.

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You can tell your lot I said thanks.

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What do you mean?
I've been going sites like these

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since I was 16 years old,
and I saved, Clive.

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Saved like a dog
right from the start,

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cos I thought,
"I'd like a nice life one day."

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Just me and the missus,
nice little life.

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And I got one.
Tiny little farmhouse.

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It's a wreck, but I done it up.

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Ten years it took me,
now it's all done.

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My retirement, all set up.

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Except I can go there
for 90 days. That's all.

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Just 90 sodding days,

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cos it's in France, isn't it?

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90 days and I've gotta go home,
thanks to your lot.

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Now I'm voting leave, for you.

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Piss off, Clive.

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I can pay you 120 a day.

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I can do bar work for that.

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Yeah, but I'm paying two wages.

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Sick pay for Bugs,
and now his replacement.

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I can give you six days,
and that's it.

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Um, do you mind
not eating in the hall?

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Eh? It's like a doss house.

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Some of us have got to live here.

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Are you gonna be turning
the electric off again?

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You should've got a letter.
I did, and I read it,

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and it was a photocopy,
it wasn't specific to this place,

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so I don't trust you for a second.

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Diane.

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Flat five.

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Clive.

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See you, Clive.

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This roll?

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Please, stop! Stop, stop!

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Yes!

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Right, your second go. Good luck.

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Liz... Liz.

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That's what I like to see.

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Hard at work.

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Where's your...your little mates?

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Oh, you know what it's like,
same old story.

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New job across town,
and off they go.

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If I was in charge,
I wouldn't allow it.

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Oh, so you're not the boss, then?

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No, not me, no.

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If I was running this,
it'd be finished by now.

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Well...

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..that would be a shame.

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So, packed his stuff,
chucked him out.

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That wasn't the end of it, though,

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because he'd left
all these bills unpaid.

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I found them!

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He'd stuffed them away,

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hidden them, like a squirrel.

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There was council tax, electricity,

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some of them going back months.

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I said, "What's all this?"

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He said, "I just panic."

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I said, "What do you mean, you just
panic?"

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He said, "It's me dyslexia."

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Oh, God, I bet, yeah.

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That's just a bloody excuse,
isn't it?

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That's what I said!

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You know,
there's no such thing as dyslexia.

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Oh, my God,
that's exactly what I said!

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I've been saying that
to him for years.

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It's just a fraud. You know, it's,
like, this billion-dollar industry.

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Oh, my God, you are like
a voice in the wilderness.

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This is too good to be true.

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Come on, tell me,
is there a Mrs Clive?

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Eh?
Because there is, isn't there?

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Yeah, yeah.

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Marie.

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Been married 24 years.

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Two boys, Saul and George.

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Old-fashioned names.

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Yeah.

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And how are you, you and Marie?

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Yeah, we're OK.

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You know,
both a bit knackered, but...

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..I'm in the bad books.

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You know,
I have been for a very long time.

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Why?

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Go easy, it costs me enough.

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Oh...

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I just, just made a mistake,
you know?

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So, we went on
holiday to Scarborough,

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to this, caravan park.

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And there was this woman,

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cos they had this restaurant,

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well, it was, like, a cafe thing,
and she worked there.

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Patricia. Patricia.

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Yeah, listen, it had just been a
long time since anyone fancied me,

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and Patricia, she was, like,
she was looking, you know?

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And I kinda, well,
to be fair, I was puzzled.

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Get to the point.
Well, I slept with her.

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And just one night,
they had this barbecue, and...

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..Marie...found out.

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And kaboom, you know, that was it.

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Never forgiven.

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To this day.

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And I mean never, ever forgiven.

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I mean never.

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And I've paid the price for
that to this sodding day, I have.

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How did she find out?

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Um, well, I told her.

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Well, what did you do that for?

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I've learnt my lesson now,
haven't I?

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So, you won't tell her next time?

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No.

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There's a little Italian,
Barlow Moor Road.

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Friday night,
they do two courses for 15 quid.

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Fancy it?

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Right, I'm off.
Tell Stewart I said hello.

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Hey.

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Clive, yeah?

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All right, down here.

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Oh, you don't mind, do you?

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No, go for it.

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Yeah. It's my girlfriend.

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She's got a new job.
She's very excited.

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Oh, thank you.

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She says thanks.

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We're not allowed to take tips.

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Buy her something.

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Thank you very much.

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Oh, that's so nice of him.
Thank you!

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Yeah, nice guy, ain't he?

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Well, you didn't stand me up.

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That's a good sign.

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You look smart.

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I was gonna make a
bit more of an effort,

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but, Christine phoned
just as I got in and I said,

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"Not now, Christine,"
but she wouldn't stop.

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Right, cos I wanted to say,

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I think I should make it clear
that there's not gonna be any sex,

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you know, so...

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Who said there was?
No one.

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There's not.
Let me sit down, for fuck's sake.

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I just think I should explain.

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Um, because with Patricia, that was
the woman in the caravan park.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know who she is.

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Yeah, well, I didn't sleep with
her.

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OK. I mean, there was a moment,
you know.

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I mean, she was...she was looking,
all the time.

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I mean, Marie noticed, she said,

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"Look, she's looking," and,

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and there was this
big barbecue thing,

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but I didn't...

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Nothing happened, we...

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..did not.

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And what do you want, eh? A medal?

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I just think you should know,
that's all.

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Then why did you say you did?

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Because it would make her cross.

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Who?
Marie.

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Your wife?
Yeah.

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Hang on.

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You didn't just tell me
you slept with Patricia,

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you told your wife you slept
with Patricia, when you didn't.

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Yeah.
So, you made it all up?

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You lied to your wife?
For how long?

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Well, you know, six years.

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She's been punishing you
for six years for nothing?

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Does she know now?

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Have you told her?
Does she know the truth?

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No.

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Jesus Christ, Clive.

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I mean, Jesus Christ.

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Why did you lie in the first place?

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Because...

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I thought it would
make me look, um...

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What?

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Sexy.

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Well, I will say,

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it was the most
interesting thing about you.

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Don't say anything.

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Don't make a fuss.

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Don't do that to me.

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So, what happened?

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Just, nothing much.

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Stewart's really boring
since he got that job and,

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Brody's got work tomorrow, so...

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Where are the boys?

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Out.

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Still?

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Friday night.

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I was thinking, the boys...

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We said we'd wait 'til they were old
enough and then split up,

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but it's not gonna work, is it?

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We can't afford it, Clive.

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Either I leave, or you leave,

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and I can't afford a flat, can you?

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I'm trying to get more work,
aren't I?

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I'm not having a go.

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Then what?

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Well, it could be years till
the boys leave home.

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Saul's showing no sign,

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and even if George goes
to university,

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they go, and then they come back.
That's what happens these days.

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So?

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So, I'm saying that we stay like
this, living here, it's not so bad.

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Well, I don't think it's bad at all.

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Well, it is,
if you don't mind my saying so.

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But if we accept it,
and all right, yes,

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OK, I will stop having
a go at you, then we'd be OK.

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We could stop pretending.

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At what?

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This.

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We could stop this.

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OK. Yeah.

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It's about time.

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Is it?

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I don't need it, I'm fine.

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And I know men like
to have their little bit of fun,

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God knows you're proof of that,

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but you could finish yourself off.

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You do it anyway.

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If you're 20 minutes in
the bathroom,

262
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the boys say you're having a wank.

263
00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:06,480
Jesus. Well, aren't you?

264
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:07,840
Marie.

265
00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:15,600
I just think it would help if
we stop planning

266
00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:18,040
for things that are never
gonna happen.

267
00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:21,640
Cos I dream of it, Clive.

268
00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:25,160
Little flat all on my own...

269
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,240
..tiny little garden...

270
00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:31,840
..window in the sunlight

271
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:34,480
so Mum can come and sit with me.

272
00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:39,840
it's never gonna happen, is it?

273
00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:47,440
So, what, we just stay like this
forever, do we?

274
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:56,480
Well, one of us will die,
in the end.

275
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:04,400
You in tonight?

276
00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:05,880
Fuck's it matter to you?

277
00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:07,080
All right, I'm just...

278
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:15,240
How's your project?

279
00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:16,280
What project?

280
00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:19,160
American civil rights.
What grade did you get?

281
00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:22,200
Dunno. Well, you do know, come on.
What grade did you get?

282
00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:24,760
A B.

283
00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:29,520
Oh. Can't you work a bit harder?

284
00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:32,600
What did you get in school then?
No, go on. What grade did you get?

285
00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:36,800
All right. So, tell me about it.
About what?

286
00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:38,760
American civil rights.

287
00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:41,040
You're kidding.
Yeah, come on, educate me.

288
00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:42,080
What for?

289
00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:44,080
Cos I wanna know.
Yeah, but what for?

290
00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:48,000
Cos your mum thinks we should
talk more,

291
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,000
but she doesn't see it -

292
00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:57,760
..fucking insolence on your face
when you talk to me.

293
00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:09,280
Aye, aye. Sorry, I know. I've locked
myself out.

294
00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:14,200
I was just putting something
in the bin and then, click.

295
00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:15,640
Go on, give us your key then.

296
00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:17,080
You said you had a spare key,

297
00:22:17,120 --> 00:22:18,880
you might as well give it to me,
mightn't you?

298
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:20,560
What's your alarm code?

299
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:23,080
Er, OK. 1502.

300
00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:26,640
1502. Remember George. 1502.

301
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:28,560
God, he's got a nice life next door,

302
00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:30,640
hasn't he? Swanning around all
hours.

303
00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:32,000
What've you done now?

304
00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:33,320
His key. Like when his alarm went

305
00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:34,800
off last time when he was
on holiday,

306
00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:37,760
now we won't have to put up with it.

307
00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:39,160
What was it?

308
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:41,120
1502. 1502.

309
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:44,040
That's his alarm.

310
00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:39,520
They use titanium in the engine

311
00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:41,400
and the bonnet is carbon fibre,

312
00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:43,520
and the whole thing feels so light,

313
00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:45,520
it's like a stiff breeze could blow
it away,

314
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:48,640
except it grips like crazy.

315
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:50,920
The traction control is astonishing.

316
00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:53,240
It can detect wheelspin in
a microsecond.

317
00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:54,680
Less than a microsecond.

318
00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:57,640
It almost detects
a spin before it's even happened.

319
00:24:57,680 --> 00:25:01,000
I've never felt safer.
I've never felt more secure.

320
00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:25,440
What are you doing in his house?
George?

321
00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:27,160
Hey, answer me.
What are you doing in here?

322
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:28,640
I said there was someone in this
house.

323
00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:30,160
I said so! He's been using the key.

324
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:31,760
What do you mean?
Did you know he was here?

325
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:33,560
Did I fuck! But I knew there was
someone in this house.

326
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:34,680
He's been drinking my wine.

327
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:36,080
The level on the wine goes down
every day.

328
00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:38,480
Why are you talking about wine?
What's wine got to do with it?

329
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:40,960
No, you don't.
Don't try to get away with this.

330
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,560
Don't you touch him?
He's in my house!

331
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:43,800
Don't you fucking dare?

332
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:49,680
I gave you my key,
which he's gone and stolen.

333
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:51,080
Did you say he was in here every
day? Yeah.

334
00:25:51,120 --> 00:25:52,360
Drinking wine every single day?

335
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:54,120
Yeah, and God knows what else,
because your son...

336
00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:55,400
Is he drinking wine with you?

337
00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:58,240
What?

338
00:25:58,280 --> 00:25:59,800
Fuck!

339
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:02,960
George!

340
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:06,720
George. Get here.

341
00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:08,280
Eh!

342
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:12,920
Don't lock me out.

343
00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:17,440
Your son has been wanking
in my house.

344
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:18,680
George!

345
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:24,360
Oh, God! Don't kill him!

346
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:29,960
Tell me,
what you doing in that man's house?

347
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,080
What were you doing in his house?
Did he invite you in?

348
00:26:32,120 --> 00:26:34,240
What's that supposed to mean?
Did he invite you?

349
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:36,920
Clive! Open the door!
Your boyfriend wants you.

350
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:38,080
Don't be so stupid.

351
00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:39,440
Oh, I'm always the stupid one,
aren't I?

352
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:40,800
Clive, open the door!

353
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:44,000
Clive, open the door!

354
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,280
God, you couldn't leave him
alone, eh?

355
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:48,920
OK, this is all
a bit out of control.

356
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:51,320
We can sort it out.
I just want to see George.

357
00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:53,560
I just want to talk him,
like adults, OK?

358
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:56,040
And I want my key, because you
were in charge of it, Clive,

359
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:57,360
and I want it back.

360
00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:58,600
I'm sorry, all right?

361
00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:00,400
George, don't you dare!

362
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:03,880
Get here!

363
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:07,640
Hey! George, get back here!

364
00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:08,840
Hey!

365
00:27:12,360 --> 00:27:14,440
You'll have to come back in
the end.

366
00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:27,560
He needs a bollocking,
because, you know,

367
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:30,400
I mean, we all make mistakes,
but he has crossed a line here.

368
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:36,840
What was he doing in your house?

369
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:39,200
What was my boy doing in your house,

370
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:41,120
for days and days?

371
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:43,880
He's 16 years old.

372
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:46,560
OK, see you later,
then. Bye.

373
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:53,360
Your son George... Don't!

374
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:57,240
Your son George stole my key
and waited till I left.

375
00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:00,760
Because if I knew he was there,

376
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:06,040
why the fuck would I walk up
to my front door with you?

377
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:09,720
No, no, no, no, no, wait.

378
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:12,320
So he was breaking and entering,

379
00:28:12,360 --> 00:28:13,480
he stole things,

380
00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:16,600
he masturbated in front
of my television,

381
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:18,400
and these are all on
the list of things I am telling

382
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:21,360
the police,
including your assault of me.

383
00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:26,360
Because if you're gonna take on this
fucking poof...

384
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:32,760
..don't you...

385
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,000
..don't you say...

386
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:40,480
Don't you ever!

387
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:52,440
Jesus! Fuck!

388
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:54,240
Aghhh!

389
00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:55,840
What?

390
00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:57,640
What...?

391
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:13,600
Boss? Judy, tell Saul to pack his
stuff up and get out.

392
00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:16,600
You will not believe what his father
has just done!

393
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:18,000
You're a beautiful lad, Saul,

394
00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:20,640
but I'm afraid you've gotta go.
And if you wanna know why,

395
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:21,920
blame your mad old dad.

396
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:24,200
No, you need to come home.
They said Dad went crazy.

397
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:26,520
Like, George was in next
door's house.

398
00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:29,560
He broke in and he was stark naked.

399
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:31,640
Bushra, I've got to go.
So, where's George now?

400
00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:33,320
I don't know, do I? I'm still here.

401
00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:35,160
He actually attacked you?

402
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:36,920
Yeah.

403
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:40,040
That is assault,
and you have to go to the police.

404
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:43,440
I don't even have my car. I left it
in town. I'm stuck here.

405
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:45,400
Can you come and drive me in?

406
00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:46,840
I'm coming.

407
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:51,880
Somebody tell me...! What the hell?

408
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:55,680
He's gonna call the police, because
you assaulted him, Clive!

409
00:29:55,720 --> 00:30:00,120
Him and snotty bitch Stephanie,
they're gonna call the police.

410
00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:34,320
Cheers. Cheers.

411
00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:37,000
You should have a vodka in that.

412
00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:38,480
I've gotta take the car home.

413
00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:39,720
And I'm trying to stay alert.

414
00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:42,200
I have a thief living next door,
and a thug.

415
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:44,960
Really, you should call the police
though. Really, really.

416
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,760
I know, I know. You should. But,
like, I'm thinking of me. I mean,

417
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:49,400
what if it got into the court?
I mean,

418
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:52,880
gay man with a 16-year-old boy in my
house? What would that look like?

419
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:55,440
He broke in. Yeah, but look at the
reaction of his dad, huh?

420
00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:59,200
Anything to do with George, you
know.

421
00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:02,880
Then I'm a groomer and a paedo
and a pervert. Oh, don't.

422
00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:05,360
That gets online, there's five
million straight men

423
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:06,440
waiting to attack me.

424
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:08,440
Plenty of straight women.

425
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:10,360
What makes you say that?

426
00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:11,800
The world.

427
00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:13,240
And you know who would love
this story?

428
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:16,360
The Licensing Unit.
Oh, the council would leap on it,

429
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:18,480
then this place would be in trouble.

430
00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:21,200
If I go to the police,
it will only get worse.

431
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:25,440
To be fair to little George,

432
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:27,800
he did just want a safe place
to wank.

433
00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:29,480
Because men will do it anywhere.

434
00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:30,760
I've been studying this for years,

435
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:33,160
it's my specialist subject.
And I have gotta tell you,

436
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:35,960
girls, men will do it everywhere,
all day long.

437
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,080
You name it,
they have spunked on it.

438
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:41,200
Cinema seats, theatres, graveyards,

439
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:42,880
cars. Every single car,

440
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:45,560
they've whacked off into every
single seat.

441
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:48,760
I used to carry a handkerchief to
wipe down seats on the bus,

442
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:52,720
I'm now considering
a beekeeper's outfit. Aeroplanes.

443
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:55,680
In the seats, the dirty dogs!

444
00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:57,280
Seats, toilets, cockpits.

445
00:31:57,320 --> 00:31:59,960
That's what turbulence is!

446
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:03,400
I am telling you, they have been
fiddling away all through history.

447
00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:06,000
You ask Sir Edmund Hilary
if he tugged off on

448
00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:07,240
the top of Everest,

449
00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:08,960
and he would say, yes...

450
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:10,760
..because it was there.!

451
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:13,640
Christopher Columbus, he discovered
America so he could find a new place

452
00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:15,560
to whack it out.

453
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:17,360
Neil Armstrong, one small step,

454
00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:19,080
one massive wank.

455
00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:21,160
And then he varnished the Moon.

456
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:26,040
I'm telling you, two basic rules.
One, never sit down,

457
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:28,240
and two, don't go barefoot,

458
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:31,320
cos we are standing on
a carpet of glue,

459
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:34,040
and if we could see life through
UV glasses,

460
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:37,120
the whole world would look like
a melted candle.

461
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:39,080
Ooh. Fair do's to George!

462
00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:41,440
He was maintaining a fine tradition.

463
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:43,880
To George.
To George!

464
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:49,720
He was round at Sammy's.

465
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:52,760
Hiding like a chicken.

466
00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:57,760
You're supposed to be
the clever one.

467
00:32:57,800 --> 00:33:01,280
But if Leo presses charges
and you get a criminal record,

468
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:04,840
you won't get into university.

469
00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:07,480
That's not true, actually.
Sherry from down the road,

470
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:08,880
she got caught shoplifting,

471
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:11,480
and now she's doing economics.

472
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:13,520
Which is funny, if you think about
it.

473
00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:17,240
Thank you. Now, button it.

474
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:20,200
You will go and apologise.

475
00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:22,080
You'll apologise in person,

476
00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:24,880
and I want you to write him a
letter. Fuck off!

477
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:26,480
Don't you dare!

478
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:31,240
You'll write a formal apology.

479
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:33,360
Plus you can add up how much you owe
him with all

480
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:35,720
the wine and stuff,
then double it and pay him back,

481
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:38,040
and then...and then...

482
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:50,680
Then you can tell us
why you did it.

483
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:55,080
I mean, I'm not stupid, I get it,
OK?

484
00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:58,760
When I was a kid,
I had a key to my nan's,

485
00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:00,760
and I would bunk off

486
00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:03,880
and sit in her flat when she was out
on Thursday afternoons,

487
00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:06,760
and I did that for five years,
and no-one knew a thing.

488
00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:08,240
But that was family.

489
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:10,160
He's the man next door.

490
00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:12,760
Did he ask you in? Shut up.

491
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:14,720
He gave us his key,
didn't he? It's an open door.

492
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:18,920
And...and you're too young to know
when you're being, like, seduced.

493
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:20,440
Don't be so stupid!

494
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:23,560
It's a good point.

495
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:29,320
Cos Leo is a bit out there.

496
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:32,960
He's a bit obvious.
And if he does call the police,

497
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:36,120
it would be a good line
to take in court.

498
00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:39,280
He's a homosexual man choosing

499
00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:42,440
to live ten feet away from
two healthy lads.

500
00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:45,000
Two healthy...

501
00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:49,160
..sexy lads, let's say it.

502
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:51,680
He looks at me sometimes. Does he?

503
00:34:51,720 --> 00:34:54,160
I catch him, now and then,

504
00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:57,760
eyeing me up. He can't help himself.

505
00:34:57,800 --> 00:34:59,080
Well, that could be useful.

506
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:01,240
God, you are just idiots!

507
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:03,960
Do you know why I went there?

508
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,240
To get away from you lot!

509
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:08,280
To get away from this house!

510
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:10,480
To get away from you!

511
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:13,920
Well, you're grounded.

512
00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:17,080
And don't think you can go round
to Hassan's,

513
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:19,200
because I'm phoning his mother.
I warn you, George.

514
00:35:19,240 --> 00:35:21,000
She'll send you right back.

515
00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:22,200
Have you got that?

516
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:30,640
I tell you what, darling,

517
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:32,800
you'd better get your locks changed.

518
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:35,000
Might be wise, just in case.

519
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:38,560
Such a hassle. Oh,
God, I've got the key safe, too.

520
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:40,360
I'll have to change everything.

521
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:33,800
Do you think he went through your
things, little Georgy Porgy?

522
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:34,920
What, like my pants?

523
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:36,760
Mm. I would.

524
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:38,440
Oh, God! Do you think he did?

525
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:40,560
Why? What would he find?

526
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:15,400
Boss, I was thinking,
did you check your computer?

527
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:17,840
No, it's good, it's locked,
it's got a password.

528
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:21,760
Although if I leave
the email open, it stays unlocked.

529
00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:55,480
I'll tell you one
thing bothering me.

530
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:57,320
That night you were texting George.

531
00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:59,520
So? I was being kind.

532
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:00,840
Yeah, I know,

533
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:02,200
but if his mum and dad demand

534
00:39:02,240 --> 00:39:04,480
to know everything
and George shows it to them.

535
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:07,400
But I said nice things.

536
00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:09,760
Oh, God, I left a voice note.

537
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:12,400
George, I swear, if you tell
your girlfriends about this,

538
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:15,080
they will tell you that every single
stupid boy does this

539
00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:17,440
and you'll laugh about it.

540
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:19,360
Because there's such
a big world out there,

541
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:21,280
and you can have boyfriends
or girlfriends,

542
00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:22,800
or whatever you like.

543
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:27,440
You can have all the wild
and crazy hot sex you want,

544
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:30,320
night after night.
Because I promise you Geroge,

545
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:36,080
there's a great big gay life,
just waiting for you.

546
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:49,480
So, if I delete it,
will it delete on George's thread?

547
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:51,800
Yes. Now, get rid of it.

548
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:56,720
Oh, shit.

549
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:08,560
Boss, I sent you that password
generator. It's free

550
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:10,080
and it's brilliant. Thanks, Mikey.

551
00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:12,280
Oh, well, you weren't so helpful
this afternoon, were you?

552
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:14,120
I was pointing out the obvious.

553
00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:16,520
What? He posted Saul's wanking video
on the group chat.

554
00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:19,120
Oh, yeah. What? Saul the other son?

555
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:32,880
He gets it all out online.
Saul bares all.

556
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:35,840
It's ten out of ten,
and I mean ten.

557
00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:44,000
It's not private,
it's a business,

558
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:45,440
and he chooses to promote himself.

559
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:48,400
It's not even up for debate.
He's your neighbour's son.

560
00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:49,440
He's 25.

561
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:51,520
He's only 25.

562
00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:53,600
He sells it, he wants us to see.

563
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:54,880
Is that on your phone?

564
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:57,080
It's on everyone's.
Well, then you should delete it.

565
00:40:57,120 --> 00:40:58,640
If I end up taking Clive Goss
to court,

566
00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:01,080
the behaviour of his son could be
very good evidence.

567
00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:03,920
Leo, just don't have it anywhere.

568
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:06,000
Come on, it's not like I fancy him

569
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:07,920
or anything. Well, not much.

570
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:09,680
Oh, God!

571
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:13,200
I'll delete it. I'll delete it.

572
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:23,520
This is what they do.

573
00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:26,200
They make a link between gay men
and children...

574
00:41:26,240 --> 00:41:28,640
..and that link is ineradicable.

575
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:30,240
It cannot be removed.

576
00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:32,720
And they know that, the bastards.

577
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:35,120
So, they repeat it, they shout it...

578
00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:37,480
..over and over,
and louder and louder.

579
00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:39,120
Well, that's nice. Thanks, boss.

580
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:40,600
What did we do to deserve that?

581
00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:42,000
What do you mean?

582
00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:43,600
Your message, on the group chat.

583
00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:45,120
Guilty as charged.

584
00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:46,960
That's on my CV, Mr Struthers.

585
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:48,160
What? What's just happened?

586
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:49,800
He's just called us all perverts.

587
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:51,320
I didn't say that. Look.

588
00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:53,480
Why would I do that?

589
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:56,480
Look, look, there's the time.
That's now.

590
00:41:56,520 --> 00:41:58,240
12 minutes past, right now.
And you saw me,

591
00:41:58,280 --> 00:41:59,720
I was sitting here.
I didn't send it.

592
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:02,280
You must've been on dictation.
You must've pressed it by mistake.

593
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:04,600
You did say perverts out loud.

594
00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:06,480
But it's not that bad, Melba.

595
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:07,800
I've got this couple in Levenshulme,

596
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:10,920
Blake and Robbie,
they've just adopted three children.

597
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:13,200
They'd never have been able
to do that back in the day,

598
00:42:13,240 --> 00:42:15,280
so things are better.

599
00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:37,600
Ohhh!

600
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:15,840
All right, you lot,
got a surprise for you today.

601
00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:20,760
I love my job, man!

602
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:21,880
Say hi, Molly.

603
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:23,160
Hi!

604
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:25,640
How hot, is she? Oh, my God!

605
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:27,160
Here we go.

606
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:48,760
This is for you, girls.

607
00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:51,880
And some of you fellas.

608
00:43:55,560 --> 00:43:57,120
Uhhh!

609
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:31,760
OK, it's been a long day.

610
00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:35,200
Good luck, troops.
Keep flying the flag.

611
00:44:35,240 --> 00:44:37,600
Seriously, though, be careful.

612
00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:39,320
What now?

613
00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:41,960
Your phone! Texting a teenager!

614
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,440
Oi, I didn't do anything wrong.

615
00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:47,080
There's nothing like that on
my phone, Leo.

616
00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:51,200
Sometimes I think you lot are
so full of all your freedoms,

617
00:44:51,240 --> 00:44:52,960
you don't know when to stop.

618
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:06,720
Aghhh!

619
00:45:58,080 --> 00:46:01,440
Is this you? Is this your lot?

620
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:27,560
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