1 00:00:41,829 --> 00:00:43,872 Oh, great and mighty Rapu... 2 00:00:44,498 --> 00:00:47,960 we pray to you for water and sustenance. 3 00:00:49,503 --> 00:00:53,507 I pray to you, not for me, but for my daughter. 4 00:01:30,794 --> 00:01:32,296 I'm tired. 5 00:02:12,252 --> 00:02:15,547 You have suffered. 6 00:02:16,340 --> 00:02:18,217 Come to me. 7 00:02:19,384 --> 00:02:21,386 Come to me. 8 00:02:26,767 --> 00:02:29,144 You have suffered. 9 00:02:33,524 --> 00:02:35,317 Come to me. 10 00:02:45,786 --> 00:02:48,831 You have suffered. 11 00:03:30,747 --> 00:03:32,207 What do we have here? 12 00:03:34,751 --> 00:03:35,752 Look at it. 13 00:03:35,919 --> 00:03:37,671 It's gobbling up all my fruit. 14 00:03:41,049 --> 00:03:42,467 Rapu. 15 00:03:46,180 --> 00:03:47,264 Bringer of Light. 16 00:03:47,431 --> 00:03:48,682 Oh, it's one of mine. 17 00:03:50,684 --> 00:03:53,520 I am Gorr, the last of your disciples. 18 00:03:53,687 --> 00:03:56,607 We have lost everything, my lord. 19 00:03:56,773 --> 00:03:58,400 The land is dry. 20 00:03:58,567 --> 00:04:00,736 All life is lost. 21 00:04:00,903 --> 00:04:05,157 But our faith in you never wavered and now we await the promise... 22 00:04:06,700 --> 00:04:08,702 of the eternal reward. 23 00:04:09,453 --> 00:04:11,121 Is this why you celebrate? 24 00:04:13,457 --> 00:04:15,501 He thinks there's an eternal reward. 25 00:04:19,796 --> 00:04:21,507 No. No, sorry. 26 00:04:21,673 --> 00:04:23,884 There's no eternal reward for you, dog! 27 00:04:25,385 --> 00:04:28,347 What we're celebrating is a fresh kill. 28 00:04:28,972 --> 00:04:31,558 We just vanquished the holder of the Necrosword... 29 00:04:31,725 --> 00:04:33,309 - You have suffered. - Before he could harm... 30 00:04:33,310 --> 00:04:35,728 - any other gods with that cursed blade. - If it's revenge you seek. 31 00:04:35,729 --> 00:04:38,106 He threatened to end my entire empire. 32 00:04:38,649 --> 00:04:40,234 But, my lord... 33 00:04:40,901 --> 00:04:43,320 your empire has already ended. 34 00:04:44,279 --> 00:04:45,822 There's no one left to worship you. 35 00:04:45,989 --> 00:04:48,408 There'll be more followers to replace you. 36 00:04:48,575 --> 00:04:49,826 There always are. 37 00:04:50,327 --> 00:04:51,745 We have suffered... 38 00:04:53,205 --> 00:04:55,082 and we have starved. 39 00:04:57,918 --> 00:04:59,878 My daughter died... 40 00:05:01,922 --> 00:05:03,757 - in your name. - And well you should. 41 00:05:03,924 --> 00:05:06,885 Suffering for your gods is your only purpose. 42 00:05:07,719 --> 00:05:09,263 There's nothing for you after death. 43 00:05:09,763 --> 00:05:10,806 Except death. 44 00:05:12,933 --> 00:05:14,268 You are no god. 45 00:05:21,024 --> 00:05:22,526 I renounce you. 46 00:05:29,700 --> 00:05:32,744 Now your meaningless life finally does have a purpose. 47 00:05:34,163 --> 00:05:36,373 To sacrifice yourself to me. 48 00:05:39,042 --> 00:05:41,879 If it's revenge you seek... 49 00:05:42,254 --> 00:05:44,089 kill all the gods. 50 00:05:44,590 --> 00:05:46,091 Go to Eternity. 51 00:05:46,258 --> 00:05:49,219 If it's revenge you seek... 52 00:05:51,013 --> 00:05:52,389 summon the Bifrost. 53 00:05:52,556 --> 00:05:53,765 Go to Eternity. 54 00:05:53,932 --> 00:05:56,935 - Kill all the gods. - Summon the Bifrost. 55 00:05:57,102 --> 00:05:58,228 Go to Eternity. 56 00:05:58,395 --> 00:06:01,607 Kill all the gods. Kill all the gods. Kill all the gods. 57 00:06:15,162 --> 00:06:16,788 The sword chose you. 58 00:06:17,623 --> 00:06:19,583 You are now cursed! 59 00:06:19,750 --> 00:06:20,834 Funny. 60 00:06:21,001 --> 00:06:23,086 It doesn't feel like a curse. 61 00:06:26,757 --> 00:06:28,342 Feels like a promise. 62 00:06:30,052 --> 00:06:31,428 So, this is my vow. 63 00:06:34,681 --> 00:06:36,517 All gods will die. 64 00:07:21,937 --> 00:07:24,314 Come, come, gather round. 65 00:07:24,481 --> 00:07:27,693 And listen to the legend of the Space Viking. 66 00:07:27,860 --> 00:07:33,490 AKA the God of Thunder. AKA Thor Odinson. 67 00:07:40,205 --> 00:07:42,207 Raised in the way of the warrior... 68 00:07:42,374 --> 00:07:44,793 Thor was taught to help win battles... 69 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:48,338 fighting the good fight for those who can't fight good. 70 00:07:50,799 --> 00:07:54,428 He grew and he grew and he grew. 71 00:07:55,220 --> 00:07:57,347 He was sensitive, like a smile. 72 00:07:57,514 --> 00:08:00,726 And his loving nature did not discriminate. 73 00:08:00,893 --> 00:08:03,896 He once loved a swashbuckling Passionista. 74 00:08:04,062 --> 00:08:06,899 Another time, he loved a Wolf Woman... 75 00:08:07,065 --> 00:08:08,650 on a Woman Wolf. 76 00:08:10,611 --> 00:08:15,282 But Thor's one true love was an Earth woman named Jane Fonda. 77 00:08:15,449 --> 00:08:17,826 Wait. No. Jane Foster. 78 00:08:18,202 --> 00:08:21,455 But sadly, in the battle for love, Thor lost. 79 00:08:23,457 --> 00:08:26,418 In fact, he lost a lot of people in those days. 80 00:08:26,585 --> 00:08:27,711 His mum. 81 00:08:27,878 --> 00:08:29,087 His dad. 82 00:08:29,546 --> 00:08:30,588 And that guy. 83 00:08:30,589 --> 00:08:31,673 And that guy. 84 00:08:31,840 --> 00:08:32,966 And whoever that is. 85 00:08:33,133 --> 00:08:34,259 And Heimdall. 86 00:08:34,426 --> 00:08:35,426 And his brother. 87 00:08:36,260 --> 00:08:37,846 And his brother, again. 88 00:08:38,013 --> 00:08:39,056 And again. 89 00:08:41,099 --> 00:08:43,310 Poor Thor had to watch his planet explode. 90 00:08:43,936 --> 00:08:46,230 And then he said, "What have I done?" 91 00:08:46,939 --> 00:08:50,234 It seemed that everything and everyone he loved, he lost. 92 00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:53,278 And so he hid his heart behind a big, fleshy bod... 93 00:08:53,445 --> 00:08:55,906 so it could never be broken again. 94 00:08:56,406 --> 00:08:59,952 But just because he was done loving, didn't mean he was done fighting. 95 00:09:00,869 --> 00:09:03,705 He teamed up with the Guardians of the Galaxy... 96 00:09:03,872 --> 00:09:06,291 and set off on some classic Thor adventures. 97 00:09:06,917 --> 00:09:08,335 He got in shape. 98 00:09:08,502 --> 00:09:10,295 Putting in the hard yards. 99 00:09:10,462 --> 00:09:14,466 Turning pains into gains, and never skipping leg day. 100 00:09:16,260 --> 00:09:18,929 He went from Dad Bod to God Bod. 101 00:09:19,096 --> 00:09:22,266 But beneath his God Bod, there was still a Sad Bod... 102 00:09:22,432 --> 00:09:23,559 just trying to get out. 103 00:09:26,019 --> 00:09:29,439 Because all of the bods that Thor had worn over the years... 104 00:09:29,606 --> 00:09:32,734 couldn't hide the pain that he was feeling on the inside. 105 00:09:34,570 --> 00:09:36,488 So he gave up his search for love... 106 00:09:37,447 --> 00:09:40,325 accepting that he was only good for one thing... 107 00:09:41,577 --> 00:09:44,788 Waiting in quiet contemplation for someone to say... 108 00:09:45,247 --> 00:09:48,500 "Thor, we need your help to win this battle." 109 00:09:49,918 --> 00:09:51,211 Thor. 110 00:09:51,378 --> 00:09:53,380 We need your help to win this battle. 111 00:09:53,547 --> 00:09:54,715 Let's go. 112 00:09:54,882 --> 00:09:56,925 Okay. Come on, Storm breaker. 113 00:09:57,301 --> 00:09:58,510 Back to work. 114 00:10:00,345 --> 00:10:01,597 We must hurry, okay? 115 00:10:02,639 --> 00:10:04,016 People are dying. 116 00:10:04,183 --> 00:10:05,225 See you down there. 117 00:10:09,688 --> 00:10:11,273 Hurry up! 118 00:10:21,700 --> 00:10:23,994 Give me those. You're gonna break 'em. 119 00:10:25,287 --> 00:10:26,371 I am Groot! 120 00:10:26,538 --> 00:10:28,165 You got sap all over it. 121 00:10:30,626 --> 00:10:33,629 - Hello, everybody. - Well, well, look who it is. 122 00:10:33,795 --> 00:10:35,088 How are we doing, guys? 123 00:10:35,547 --> 00:10:36,590 Terrible! 124 00:10:37,341 --> 00:10:38,634 We're all about to die. 125 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:41,094 You said this planet would be a relaxing holiday. 126 00:10:41,261 --> 00:10:44,139 I said it was going to be, "Like a relaxing holiday." 127 00:10:44,306 --> 00:10:47,476 But look at that resplendent skyscape. Three suns of Saturn. 128 00:10:47,643 --> 00:10:49,186 What could be more relaxing than that? 129 00:10:49,645 --> 00:10:51,230 An actual holiday! 130 00:10:51,396 --> 00:10:53,440 Die Booskan scum! 131 00:10:56,360 --> 00:10:57,694 God of Thunder. 132 00:10:57,861 --> 00:10:59,112 King Yakan. 133 00:10:59,279 --> 00:11:01,782 You have finally joined our fight. 134 00:11:01,949 --> 00:11:04,618 Well, as they say, "Better late than not at all." 135 00:11:04,785 --> 00:11:06,370 Yes, it's very nice. 136 00:11:06,537 --> 00:11:09,581 As you know, we used to live in a peaceful oasis. 137 00:11:09,748 --> 00:11:12,626 - But then our gods were murdered. - Murdered? 138 00:11:12,793 --> 00:11:15,838 And now our sacred temple has been left unguarded... 139 00:11:16,004 --> 00:11:18,757 and Habooska's hordes took control of its power. 140 00:11:18,924 --> 00:11:22,302 It is our most sacred shrine and he desecrates it. 141 00:11:22,469 --> 00:11:23,470 Not for long. 142 00:11:25,764 --> 00:11:29,101 King Yakan, tell them what happened here today. 143 00:11:29,560 --> 00:11:31,562 Tell of the time that Thor... 144 00:11:32,062 --> 00:11:36,400 and his ragtag, motley crew of misfit desperados... 145 00:11:36,567 --> 00:11:38,443 turned the tide of the battle... 146 00:11:38,610 --> 00:11:40,696 and etched their names in history. 147 00:11:40,863 --> 00:11:44,074 For the odds may be against us, but I'll tell you this for free... 148 00:11:44,241 --> 00:11:45,367 Here it comes. 149 00:11:45,534 --> 00:11:49,580 This ends here and now! 150 00:13:43,694 --> 00:13:46,321 He's not going to go into the temple, is he? No. 151 00:13:57,916 --> 00:13:59,334 Well done, everybody. 152 00:13:59,501 --> 00:14:02,713 We can collectively take credit for that because we worked as a team. 153 00:14:03,547 --> 00:14:06,341 We used our hearts and our minds to defeat the enemy... 154 00:14:06,508 --> 00:14:08,135 with minimal loss or damage. 155 00:14:16,018 --> 00:14:17,936 What a classic Thor adventure! 156 00:14:18,145 --> 00:14:19,354 Hurrah! 157 00:14:42,961 --> 00:14:44,379 Good book? 158 00:14:44,546 --> 00:14:45,589 Yeah. 159 00:14:46,256 --> 00:14:47,466 I wrote it. 160 00:14:48,467 --> 00:14:51,053 Wait. You're Dr. Jane Foster? 161 00:14:51,220 --> 00:14:52,387 I am. 162 00:14:52,971 --> 00:14:54,181 Hi. 163 00:14:54,348 --> 00:14:55,933 How's the Einstein-Rosen Bridge? 164 00:14:56,433 --> 00:14:57,476 It's tough. 165 00:14:57,643 --> 00:14:58,852 - Yeah. - Really tough. 166 00:14:59,019 --> 00:15:00,771 It's... You need a 3D model. 167 00:15:00,938 --> 00:15:02,397 You ever see Event Horizon? 168 00:15:02,564 --> 00:15:03,607 No. 169 00:15:04,691 --> 00:15:06,235 - Interstellar? - No. 170 00:15:06,401 --> 00:15:08,201 That movie explains everything really clearly. 171 00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:10,739 All right. The Einstein-Rosen Bridge... 172 00:15:10,906 --> 00:15:14,493 folds space, so that point A and point B... 173 00:15:15,452 --> 00:15:17,454 coexist in space and time. 174 00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:19,081 Like that. 175 00:15:20,958 --> 00:15:22,292 You just ruined your own book. 176 00:15:22,459 --> 00:15:24,127 Yeah, but now you understand wormholes. 177 00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:27,881 Watch those movies. 178 00:15:28,298 --> 00:15:29,383 Okay. 179 00:15:29,550 --> 00:15:31,844 Saw the Hot Cheetos, had to get it. 180 00:15:38,767 --> 00:15:41,061 So, how's it going? 181 00:15:41,478 --> 00:15:44,481 It's going amazing. 182 00:15:49,111 --> 00:15:52,531 Have you told anyone else besides me? 183 00:15:53,156 --> 00:15:57,536 When people find out they start acting weird. They're just different. 184 00:15:58,328 --> 00:16:00,122 I don't need that in my life right now. 185 00:16:00,289 --> 00:16:01,915 Anyway, it's not that serious. 186 00:16:02,291 --> 00:16:03,584 Jane, it's Stage Four. 187 00:16:03,750 --> 00:16:05,919 Out of, like, how many stages? 188 00:16:06,670 --> 00:16:07,671 Four. 189 00:16:07,838 --> 00:16:09,006 That we know about. 190 00:16:13,218 --> 00:16:15,554 Oh, you have somewhere else you gotta be right now... 191 00:16:15,721 --> 00:16:17,431 that's more important than chemo? 192 00:16:17,848 --> 00:16:18,849 No. 193 00:16:26,481 --> 00:16:28,149 You're trying to get back to the lab, aren't you? 194 00:16:28,150 --> 00:16:29,902 I have a few ideas I'm trying. 195 00:16:30,068 --> 00:16:31,862 Okay, no, time out. 196 00:16:32,487 --> 00:16:34,907 I know you think your lab work is something you have to do... 197 00:16:35,073 --> 00:16:37,618 otherwise you're letting down all of civilization... 198 00:16:38,785 --> 00:16:41,955 but you're not getting what the universe is actually trying to tell you... 199 00:16:42,122 --> 00:16:43,499 so let me translate. 200 00:16:44,041 --> 00:16:46,084 Slow down. 201 00:16:46,251 --> 00:16:48,212 You need your energy to fight this thing. 202 00:16:49,630 --> 00:16:51,840 I'll fight it my way, okay? 203 00:16:52,049 --> 00:16:53,342 Well, FYI... 204 00:16:53,509 --> 00:16:57,179 "my way" does not have to equal alone in a lab. 205 00:16:59,598 --> 00:17:02,184 Maybe it's time to play the Space Viking card. 206 00:17:02,351 --> 00:17:03,477 It's not a card. 207 00:17:03,644 --> 00:17:04,560 Yes, it is. 208 00:17:04,561 --> 00:17:05,961 - There's no card. - There's a card. 209 00:17:06,103 --> 00:17:08,482 It's tall, it's blond, and it's gorgeous. 210 00:17:08,649 --> 00:17:10,025 It's a handsome card. 211 00:17:10,191 --> 00:17:11,944 - Jane, are you sure? - Look, Darcy... 212 00:17:12,151 --> 00:17:15,280 I will figure this out by myself. 213 00:17:22,912 --> 00:17:25,958 Results are still coming back the same. 214 00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:28,459 I'm afraid the chemo has very little effect. 215 00:17:30,754 --> 00:17:32,214 I'm so sorry, Jane. 216 00:17:33,590 --> 00:17:36,844 If there's anything I can do, or if you just wanna talk, call me. 217 00:18:31,523 --> 00:18:34,610 Smell like a king, because you're worthy. 218 00:18:34,943 --> 00:18:36,153 Old Spice. 219 00:18:38,614 --> 00:18:40,115 Cut! 220 00:19:07,184 --> 00:19:09,436 Look at this place. It's beautiful. 221 00:19:09,770 --> 00:19:11,021 Home. 222 00:19:11,188 --> 00:19:12,356 Yes, home, Father. 223 00:19:12,981 --> 00:19:14,525 We're here to take you home. 224 00:19:14,858 --> 00:19:17,444 Yes. To planet Asgard. 225 00:19:17,611 --> 00:19:19,988 Asgard is not a planet, my sons. 226 00:19:20,364 --> 00:19:22,741 It is people. It is you! 227 00:19:22,908 --> 00:19:27,579 And now, it is time for me to pass on to the spirit realm. 228 00:19:30,290 --> 00:19:32,042 I will take my place... 229 00:19:32,209 --> 00:19:35,087 in the great banqueting hall of Valhalla... 230 00:19:35,254 --> 00:19:37,589 the resting place of the gods. 231 00:19:37,756 --> 00:19:39,716 Oh, one more thing. 232 00:19:40,634 --> 00:19:41,885 You have a sister. 233 00:19:43,095 --> 00:19:46,807 And so now, I turn into godly stardust... 234 00:19:47,266 --> 00:19:49,017 and say farewell. 235 00:19:49,685 --> 00:19:50,686 Oh, look. 236 00:19:51,311 --> 00:19:53,188 Do you see? It's happening. 237 00:19:54,147 --> 00:19:55,607 I'm disappearing. 238 00:20:00,112 --> 00:20:01,613 No! 239 00:20:01,780 --> 00:20:02,823 Father! 240 00:20:04,992 --> 00:20:06,410 But wait! Brother! 241 00:20:07,870 --> 00:20:11,081 An ominous portal hath appeared behind us. 242 00:20:11,623 --> 00:20:12,749 Transform! 243 00:20:22,593 --> 00:20:25,262 I am Hela, Goddess of Death. 244 00:20:25,429 --> 00:20:30,392 Now, I return to Asgard to stake my claim as the rightful heir to the throne... 245 00:20:30,559 --> 00:20:32,311 and no one will stop me! 246 00:20:32,477 --> 00:20:33,478 Join me or die! 247 00:20:33,645 --> 00:20:35,939 We will never join you, witch! Mjolnir! 248 00:20:40,819 --> 00:20:42,112 Impossible! 249 00:20:43,614 --> 00:20:45,490 I broke your hammer! 250 00:20:45,657 --> 00:20:47,075 Time to die! 251 00:20:47,242 --> 00:20:48,535 Bifrost! 252 00:21:00,380 --> 00:21:02,841 You can almost feel the power... 253 00:21:03,008 --> 00:21:05,802 of these magnificent and immovable stones. 254 00:21:06,303 --> 00:21:08,680 Okay. Let's head back to the village... 255 00:21:08,847 --> 00:21:11,767 where we can drink some real Asgardian mead. 256 00:21:11,934 --> 00:21:13,519 Come on. 257 00:21:48,428 --> 00:21:50,055 God of Disaster... 258 00:21:51,265 --> 00:21:52,474 we thank you. 259 00:21:52,641 --> 00:21:56,353 We feared we would be at war forever without the protection of our gods... 260 00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:59,523 but now, peace shall reign. 261 00:22:00,023 --> 00:22:03,485 In return for your service, please accept these gifts. 262 00:22:04,611 --> 00:22:09,533 As is tradition, the protectors of our world are bestowed with great beasts. 263 00:22:12,077 --> 00:22:13,077 Giant goats! 264 00:22:13,203 --> 00:22:15,247 Look at those! They are wonderful. 265 00:22:15,414 --> 00:22:18,208 Korg, look at that. Those things are beautiful. 266 00:22:18,542 --> 00:22:20,627 King Yakan, thank you so much. 267 00:22:20,794 --> 00:22:22,546 Listen, about the temple... 268 00:22:22,713 --> 00:22:24,046 I don't wanna talk about the temple. 269 00:22:24,047 --> 00:22:25,923 I know, but if we were to talk about it, I think it's important... 270 00:22:25,924 --> 00:22:27,508 - It's making me sad. - To life and material objects... 271 00:22:27,509 --> 00:22:28,949 - And mad. - Okay, I'll stop talking. 272 00:22:29,636 --> 00:22:30,637 Don't forget the goats. 273 00:22:30,804 --> 00:22:33,098 Which you accepted, and now must take with you. 274 00:22:33,265 --> 00:22:34,391 No backsies. 275 00:22:36,143 --> 00:22:38,478 - They are beautiful. - Yes, they are beautiful. 276 00:22:39,396 --> 00:22:40,939 They also scream quite a lot. 277 00:22:41,106 --> 00:22:42,106 They'll be fine. 278 00:22:42,983 --> 00:22:43,984 I am Groot. 279 00:22:44,151 --> 00:22:46,951 We need to find the damn remote so we can download the distress signal! 280 00:22:47,112 --> 00:22:49,032 Retrace your steps. Where did you put the remote? 281 00:22:49,156 --> 00:22:50,573 One of your goats probably ate it! 282 00:22:50,574 --> 00:22:52,491 Goats didn't eat the remote. Don't be ridiculous. 283 00:22:52,492 --> 00:22:53,993 Well, I ain't digging through their crap. 284 00:22:53,994 --> 00:22:56,622 I love them! They should live with us forever! 285 00:22:56,788 --> 00:22:57,915 Found the remote! 286 00:22:58,081 --> 00:22:59,124 I'm putting them down. 287 00:22:59,291 --> 00:23:00,374 - Me too. - Is it working or not? 288 00:23:00,375 --> 00:23:01,918 No, it's not workin'. It's not charged. 289 00:23:01,919 --> 00:23:03,669 - Well, maybe you need to find a charger... - Get out of my way! 290 00:23:03,670 --> 00:23:05,230 Hey, hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa! 291 00:23:07,090 --> 00:23:08,800 - Korg, you okay? - Yeah, bro. All good. 292 00:23:08,967 --> 00:23:11,470 All right. Everybody, just relax. The goats are gonna be fine. 293 00:23:11,637 --> 00:23:13,222 If not, we can just use them for meat... 294 00:23:15,057 --> 00:23:16,058 ting people. 295 00:23:16,225 --> 00:23:18,305 Meeting people. They're a great conversation starter. 296 00:23:18,435 --> 00:23:20,853 And I've been told you can summon them with a special whistle... 297 00:23:20,854 --> 00:23:22,134 that goes something like this... 298 00:23:22,523 --> 00:23:24,149 No, that's not it. 299 00:23:24,399 --> 00:23:25,817 No, that's not it. You have a go. 300 00:23:26,360 --> 00:23:27,361 No, that's not it. 301 00:23:27,528 --> 00:23:29,196 - Oh, hey, guys. - Kraglin! 302 00:23:29,363 --> 00:23:30,363 No, that's not it. 303 00:23:30,489 --> 00:23:33,241 - You been here this whole time? - Yeah, you said to stay with the ship. 304 00:23:33,242 --> 00:23:35,202 This is Glenda. We're married. 305 00:23:36,245 --> 00:23:37,246 I am Groot. 306 00:23:37,412 --> 00:23:39,998 What did we tell you about jumpin' into new relationships? 307 00:23:40,165 --> 00:23:41,416 That I shouldn't be doing that. 308 00:23:41,583 --> 00:23:44,169 Yeah, you can't get married on every single planet we land on. 309 00:23:44,294 --> 00:23:45,796 I am Groot. 310 00:23:46,547 --> 00:23:47,798 Finally! 311 00:23:47,965 --> 00:23:49,758 All right, here we go. Distress calls. 312 00:23:50,342 --> 00:23:53,136 Please help us! The God Butcher has found us! 313 00:23:53,303 --> 00:23:54,429 God Butcher? 314 00:23:54,596 --> 00:23:56,223 He left them hanging as a warning. 315 00:23:56,390 --> 00:23:58,183 Look at all of these gods, murdered. 316 00:23:58,350 --> 00:24:01,937 Our greatest champions, now laid to waste. 317 00:24:02,104 --> 00:24:03,272 The horror. 318 00:24:03,438 --> 00:24:05,038 Who could have done something like this? 319 00:24:05,941 --> 00:24:06,942 Thor, where are you? 320 00:24:07,109 --> 00:24:08,749 Wait, wait, wait. What was that? Go back. 321 00:24:10,195 --> 00:24:11,196 Play that one. 322 00:24:12,781 --> 00:24:14,199 - Thor, where are you? - Sif? 323 00:24:14,366 --> 00:24:15,659 We need you here. 324 00:24:16,368 --> 00:24:18,048 My friend is in danger. We must go at once. 325 00:24:18,495 --> 00:24:19,705 Start the ship, my friends. 326 00:24:19,872 --> 00:24:21,874 I don't know, maybe we should split up. 327 00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:25,043 So many people to save, I mean, look at all of these distress... 328 00:24:25,627 --> 00:24:26,628 calls. 329 00:24:30,007 --> 00:24:31,008 Thor. 330 00:24:31,175 --> 00:24:32,509 You gonna be okay? 331 00:24:32,676 --> 00:24:35,387 I admire your commitment to each other. It's a beautiful thing. 332 00:24:35,637 --> 00:24:37,264 Alas, it's something I'll never have. 333 00:24:37,431 --> 00:24:38,807 Buddy, if I may... 334 00:24:39,391 --> 00:24:40,392 You may. 335 00:24:41,935 --> 00:24:45,095 After thousands of years of living, you don't seem to know who the hell you are. 336 00:24:45,439 --> 00:24:46,899 I've been lost before. 337 00:24:47,900 --> 00:24:49,610 But then I found meaning, I found love. 338 00:24:50,861 --> 00:24:52,905 And yeah, it got taken from me, and god, that hurts. 339 00:24:55,032 --> 00:24:57,743 But that shitty feeling is better than feeling empty. 340 00:24:59,369 --> 00:25:02,873 My hope for you is that one day you will find something... 341 00:25:03,332 --> 00:25:05,542 to make you feel this shitty. 342 00:25:05,709 --> 00:25:08,420 I have loved before. It didn't work out. 343 00:25:08,587 --> 00:25:12,341 They either die a grismal death or they dump you with a handwritten letter. 344 00:25:12,508 --> 00:25:15,761 I don't know which is worse, but it's why I keep everyone at arm's length. 345 00:25:18,722 --> 00:25:21,015 You've grown too attached. Damn it, I knew this would happen. 346 00:25:21,016 --> 00:25:22,893 You must go. I'll find Sif. 347 00:25:23,644 --> 00:25:26,355 You answer the other calls. The galaxy needs its Guardians. 348 00:25:26,522 --> 00:25:28,899 - Cool, yeah. We were just leaving... - I know it hurts. 349 00:25:29,066 --> 00:25:30,906 But it's better this way. You have to trust me. 350 00:25:31,693 --> 00:25:33,403 To ease the pain, why don't you... 351 00:25:34,363 --> 00:25:36,907 take this ship here as a parting farewell gift? 352 00:25:37,658 --> 00:25:38,867 You're giving me my ship? 353 00:25:39,034 --> 00:25:40,369 Yes, she's yours. 354 00:25:40,536 --> 00:25:43,205 May you make as many memories with her as I have. 355 00:25:43,372 --> 00:25:44,873 She's a temperamental old lass. 356 00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:47,334 Will serve you well in a tight pickle. 357 00:25:47,501 --> 00:25:48,793 - I'll start the ship. - Thank you. 358 00:25:48,794 --> 00:25:50,087 Goodbye, old friend. 359 00:25:51,296 --> 00:25:53,006 A human handshake... 360 00:25:53,215 --> 00:25:54,967 to the Asgardian shake. 361 00:25:55,133 --> 00:25:57,678 Into the snake that you cannot trust. 362 00:25:58,762 --> 00:26:00,012 You're really dragging this out. 363 00:26:00,013 --> 00:26:02,850 And finish with the classic Asgardian high one. 364 00:26:06,770 --> 00:26:07,938 Let's go. 365 00:26:08,105 --> 00:26:10,315 Take care of my crew. This is gonna be hard for them. 366 00:26:10,482 --> 00:26:11,483 Hurry up! 367 00:26:11,650 --> 00:26:12,651 Not her. 368 00:26:12,818 --> 00:26:14,152 Remember what I told you. 369 00:26:15,112 --> 00:26:16,572 You ever feel lost... 370 00:26:17,364 --> 00:26:19,700 just look into the eyes of the people that you love. 371 00:26:20,117 --> 00:26:22,119 They'll tell you exactly who you are. 372 00:26:26,498 --> 00:26:27,499 All right. Bye. 373 00:26:31,170 --> 00:26:33,672 For what it's worth, let's cling to the good memories. 374 00:26:34,173 --> 00:26:37,968 We Asgardians say, "May you travel with the speed of Odin's ravens. 375 00:26:38,427 --> 00:26:41,555 "I'll see you in Valhalla where we shall drink mead and..." 376 00:26:43,515 --> 00:26:45,726 - They're gone. - Alone again. Just me and you. 377 00:26:45,893 --> 00:26:47,060 Storm breaker! 378 00:26:47,936 --> 00:26:50,022 Watch out, you frickin' crazy axe! 379 00:26:53,609 --> 00:26:54,860 So what do we do now, bro? 380 00:26:55,027 --> 00:26:56,403 Let's go get Sif! 381 00:27:11,877 --> 00:27:13,712 Who or what is that? 382 00:27:13,879 --> 00:27:17,007 Falligar, God of the Falligarians. 383 00:27:17,508 --> 00:27:19,510 One of the nicest gods you'll ever meet. 384 00:27:21,094 --> 00:27:22,262 Oh, no. 385 00:27:31,271 --> 00:27:32,981 Sif, it's me, Thor. 386 00:27:33,565 --> 00:27:34,566 Odinson? 387 00:27:34,983 --> 00:27:36,151 You're missing an arm. 388 00:27:36,485 --> 00:27:37,486 I'm gonna get you home. 389 00:27:37,653 --> 00:27:39,571 No! Leave me here. 390 00:27:39,738 --> 00:27:41,698 I want to die a warrior's death. 391 00:27:41,865 --> 00:27:43,909 On the battlefield. In battle. 392 00:27:44,076 --> 00:27:46,954 And then I can claim my place in Valhalla. 393 00:27:47,538 --> 00:27:49,414 Oh, I hate to break it to you... 394 00:27:49,581 --> 00:27:52,584 but for a warrior to get into Valhalla, you have to die in the battle. 395 00:27:53,252 --> 00:27:55,295 - You survived. - Oh, shit. 396 00:27:55,879 --> 00:27:57,673 Maybe your arm is in Valhalla. 397 00:27:59,424 --> 00:28:00,551 What happened here? 398 00:28:01,218 --> 00:28:02,636 I've been hunting a madman. 399 00:28:02,803 --> 00:28:04,888 I followed him here, but it was a trap. 400 00:28:05,055 --> 00:28:06,056 Who is this madman? 401 00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:08,851 The God Butcher is coming. 402 00:28:09,017 --> 00:28:11,353 He seeks the extinction of the gods. 403 00:28:11,728 --> 00:28:13,272 Asgard is next. 404 00:30:03,757 --> 00:30:04,800 Look, it's Thor! 405 00:30:04,967 --> 00:30:06,927 - Thor! - Take Sif to the infirmary. 406 00:30:07,094 --> 00:30:08,095 Hey! 407 00:30:08,262 --> 00:30:09,388 Who'd you piss off now? 408 00:30:09,555 --> 00:30:11,222 This is not my fault. I've never even seen these things... 409 00:30:11,223 --> 00:30:12,057 whatever the hell they are. 410 00:30:12,224 --> 00:30:13,392 Welcome back. 411 00:30:38,834 --> 00:30:40,002 Who's the new guy? 412 00:30:40,460 --> 00:30:42,880 That guy? You're gonna love that guy. 413 00:30:57,686 --> 00:30:59,605 Mjolnir! Mjolnir! 414 00:30:59,771 --> 00:31:00,814 It's me, Thor. 415 00:31:00,981 --> 00:31:02,232 Have you seen my hammer? 416 00:31:02,816 --> 00:31:03,817 Mjolnir, here, boy. 417 00:31:06,069 --> 00:31:07,321 Mjolnir? 418 00:31:11,533 --> 00:31:12,659 Mjolnir. 419 00:31:17,372 --> 00:31:19,875 You're back! 420 00:31:23,545 --> 00:31:24,545 Mjolnir! 421 00:31:52,366 --> 00:31:53,407 Excuse me. 422 00:31:53,408 --> 00:31:55,285 Hello. That's my hammer you've got there. 423 00:31:56,745 --> 00:31:58,121 And that's my look. 424 00:32:05,879 --> 00:32:06,880 Hey! 425 00:32:09,216 --> 00:32:10,384 Enough tomfoolery. 426 00:32:10,551 --> 00:32:12,719 Why don't you take off that mask and reveal yourself? 427 00:32:12,886 --> 00:32:13,887 Come on. 428 00:32:15,806 --> 00:32:16,807 Hey. 429 00:32:17,432 --> 00:32:18,600 Jane? 430 00:32:24,147 --> 00:32:27,192 Let me tell you the legend of Thor and Jane. 431 00:32:28,902 --> 00:32:32,906 He was a God of Thunder and she, a woman of science. 432 00:32:34,157 --> 00:32:36,577 And although they were from different worlds... 433 00:32:38,370 --> 00:32:40,038 somehow, it just made sense. 434 00:32:41,415 --> 00:32:44,877 And together they embarked on a journey of love. 435 00:32:50,549 --> 00:32:52,926 Thor taught Jane the way of the warrior... 436 00:32:55,053 --> 00:32:58,098 And Jane taught Thor the way of the people. 437 00:32:59,391 --> 00:33:03,645 And as time passed, their love grew deeper and deeper. 438 00:33:06,773 --> 00:33:08,775 She's incredible, isn't she, Mjolnir? 439 00:33:11,528 --> 00:33:14,740 I need you to promise me you'll always protect her. 440 00:33:16,450 --> 00:33:18,368 I love you too, buddy. 441 00:33:19,953 --> 00:33:23,540 And love that deep has a way of becoming magical. 442 00:33:27,252 --> 00:33:29,338 Thor set his sights toward a future... 443 00:33:29,505 --> 00:33:31,548 and all it might hold. 444 00:33:35,427 --> 00:33:39,973 But the more he pondered a life with Jane, the more he feared losing that life. 445 00:33:40,474 --> 00:33:42,809 And although Jane didn't want to admit it... 446 00:33:42,976 --> 00:33:45,312 she was scared of loss as well. 447 00:33:48,774 --> 00:33:51,068 And so, they built walls between them. 448 00:33:51,902 --> 00:33:53,987 Thor got busy saving humanity. 449 00:33:54,696 --> 00:33:55,781 Heimdall! 450 00:33:57,157 --> 00:33:59,451 And Jane got busy doing the same. 451 00:33:59,910 --> 00:34:01,745 Real busy. 452 00:34:01,912 --> 00:34:06,959 And eventually, the space between them grew and grew until it became too wide to bear. 453 00:34:12,881 --> 00:34:14,258 Something had to give. 454 00:34:14,424 --> 00:34:18,011 I have to stay up all night to go through this data. Okay? 455 00:34:18,178 --> 00:34:20,387 And I have to stay up all night and clean all of this up. 456 00:34:20,388 --> 00:34:22,558 - There's two plates! - It's two plates and two forks! 457 00:34:26,854 --> 00:34:28,939 And then, one night, it did give. 458 00:34:30,524 --> 00:34:32,150 Jane wrote a note. 459 00:34:33,402 --> 00:34:35,404 And Thor read that note. 460 00:34:37,197 --> 00:34:39,825 And their legend suddenly became myth. 461 00:34:41,410 --> 00:34:43,287 Or so they thought. 462 00:34:46,623 --> 00:34:47,875 You okay? 463 00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:50,877 Yeah, it's a little hot in... 464 00:34:51,795 --> 00:34:53,005 Startin' to feel... 465 00:34:53,255 --> 00:34:56,049 It's claustrophobic with the helmet. 466 00:35:00,345 --> 00:35:01,346 How? 467 00:35:04,474 --> 00:35:05,726 Can we talk about this later? 468 00:35:06,268 --> 00:35:07,269 Yeah, sure. 469 00:35:07,436 --> 00:35:08,645 Great seeing you. 470 00:35:10,397 --> 00:35:11,523 What? 471 00:35:17,905 --> 00:35:20,157 Kill all the gods. 472 00:35:58,612 --> 00:36:00,614 Hey. Is that the Necrosword? 473 00:36:00,781 --> 00:36:03,075 That's cool. I've only ever read about it in stories. 474 00:36:03,450 --> 00:36:06,161 Then you know this is going to hurt. 475 00:36:06,870 --> 00:36:07,913 Pain. 476 00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:10,457 What is pain but a construct invented by the weak? 477 00:36:10,666 --> 00:36:11,875 Okay, that's very sharp! 478 00:36:21,176 --> 00:36:22,177 Ready? 479 00:36:23,053 --> 00:36:26,098 Don't touch my things. 480 00:36:52,416 --> 00:36:54,459 Yeah, you better run, you coward. 481 00:37:14,062 --> 00:37:16,440 The children. They're taking the children! 482 00:37:17,399 --> 00:37:18,399 Mommy! 483 00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:21,445 Mom! 484 00:37:45,219 --> 00:37:47,679 Shadow monsters. Disgusting. 485 00:37:51,350 --> 00:37:53,602 Flew around the world twice. Nothing. 486 00:37:53,769 --> 00:37:56,146 Cowards must have run away. We'll find them. 487 00:37:59,566 --> 00:38:01,527 - Quite a reunion, huh? - You're telling me. 488 00:38:01,693 --> 00:38:03,529 What's it been? Like, three, four years? 489 00:38:03,820 --> 00:38:05,989 Eight years, seven months, and six days. 490 00:38:06,323 --> 00:38:07,366 I haven't forgotten... 491 00:38:07,533 --> 00:38:10,202 the last time I saw you, or didn't see you, because you left. 492 00:38:10,911 --> 00:38:13,622 It's kind of an oversimplification to say that I left. 493 00:38:13,789 --> 00:38:15,916 No, you left. You did. 494 00:38:16,083 --> 00:38:17,918 You wrote me a beautiful handwritten letter. 495 00:38:18,085 --> 00:38:19,253 I should know, I was there. 496 00:38:20,128 --> 00:38:22,756 - You weren't there, actually, hence the note. - I was. 497 00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:28,095 And if you weren't there to see me leave, then maybe it was you that left. 498 00:38:29,054 --> 00:38:30,430 Fair point. 499 00:38:31,139 --> 00:38:32,599 Not that it matters. 500 00:38:32,766 --> 00:38:34,606 - Like, who's keeping track, right? - No, yeah. 501 00:38:35,185 --> 00:38:37,062 I suppose we both left and both got left. 502 00:38:37,688 --> 00:38:38,814 Now you're leaving again. 503 00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:43,235 Miek, we need detailed accounts from all the witnesses. 504 00:38:43,402 --> 00:38:45,922 Darryl, get me all the names of the children who have been lost. 505 00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:48,781 Your Majesty, my daughter has been taken, and I don't know where she is. 506 00:38:48,782 --> 00:38:50,284 And she'll be found. 507 00:38:50,576 --> 00:38:53,203 Guys, they're bleeding. Get them to the infirmary. Now! 508 00:38:53,370 --> 00:38:54,371 Darryl! 509 00:38:54,538 --> 00:38:58,333 Majesty, should we start working on a performance of this entire debacle? 510 00:38:58,500 --> 00:39:00,002 The people need entertainment. 511 00:39:00,169 --> 00:39:01,879 Particularly now, in times of crisis. 512 00:39:02,045 --> 00:39:03,505 Particularly. 513 00:39:05,549 --> 00:39:06,800 I did not hear a, "No." 514 00:39:07,259 --> 00:39:08,468 Nor did I. 515 00:39:08,635 --> 00:39:09,761 - Asgard. Night. - Yes! 516 00:39:09,928 --> 00:39:11,288 We open on some sleeping children. 517 00:39:15,392 --> 00:39:17,436 So, that's the ex-girlfriend, is it? 518 00:39:17,978 --> 00:39:19,146 The old ex-girlfriend. 519 00:39:19,313 --> 00:39:20,355 Jodie Foster. 520 00:39:20,522 --> 00:39:21,522 Jane Foster. 521 00:39:21,648 --> 00:39:22,900 The one that got away. 522 00:39:23,358 --> 00:39:24,568 The one that got away. 523 00:39:24,735 --> 00:39:25,736 That means escaped. 524 00:39:25,903 --> 00:39:27,487 Yeah. Yeah... Yeah. 525 00:39:27,946 --> 00:39:30,157 Must be hard for you to see your ex-girlfriend... 526 00:39:30,324 --> 00:39:32,951 and your ex-hammer hangin' out, and getting on so well. 527 00:39:37,164 --> 00:39:38,415 What you up to, bro? 528 00:39:39,458 --> 00:39:40,459 Come on. 529 00:39:41,001 --> 00:39:42,294 Come to daddy. 530 00:39:43,378 --> 00:39:45,297 Come on. Mjolnir. 531 00:39:46,965 --> 00:39:49,343 Hey! There you are. 532 00:39:49,801 --> 00:39:50,802 Hey. 533 00:39:51,220 --> 00:39:53,095 - Do you know what I think we should do? - I was just calling you. 534 00:39:53,096 --> 00:39:55,599 - Start an army! - With what? Half our soldiers are dead! 535 00:39:55,766 --> 00:39:57,267 Half our soldiers are always dead! 536 00:39:57,434 --> 00:39:59,018 - Everyone, please... - Where are the children? 537 00:39:59,019 --> 00:40:00,770 Go home. I promise you we'll have news soon. 538 00:40:00,771 --> 00:40:02,396 Someone needs to tell us what happened. 539 00:40:02,397 --> 00:40:03,774 We shall find them. 540 00:40:05,734 --> 00:40:07,235 - I just don't understand. - You know what? 541 00:40:07,236 --> 00:40:08,445 This is all our fault. 542 00:40:08,612 --> 00:40:09,655 Stop it! 543 00:40:09,821 --> 00:40:10,948 Asgard! 544 00:40:19,998 --> 00:40:22,793 My friends, we must not quarrel. 545 00:40:23,752 --> 00:40:26,213 In times like this, we need to unite, come together. 546 00:40:26,964 --> 00:40:28,799 I see what's happening here. 547 00:40:29,466 --> 00:40:30,801 You're afraid. 548 00:40:32,302 --> 00:40:33,345 Scared. 549 00:40:34,638 --> 00:40:35,681 Afraid. 550 00:40:35,973 --> 00:40:36,974 Anxious. 551 00:40:38,809 --> 00:40:42,646 If we are to find the children, we must first look within ourselves. 552 00:40:43,105 --> 00:40:47,484 I'm sorry. Miek, it's very hard to give a rousing speech with the... noise. 553 00:40:47,651 --> 00:40:49,151 - What are you doing? - She's taking minutes. 554 00:40:49,152 --> 00:40:50,529 Precious minutes we don't have. 555 00:40:51,697 --> 00:40:52,697 You want the kids back? 556 00:40:53,699 --> 00:40:55,367 I'll be back in a minute. 557 00:40:56,451 --> 00:40:57,651 You can write that down, Miek. 558 00:41:00,831 --> 00:41:01,831 No! 559 00:41:10,465 --> 00:41:13,427 Storm breaker, what are you doing? Is this about Mjolnir? 560 00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:15,220 Everyone, out! 561 00:41:17,973 --> 00:41:18,974 Didn't find them. 562 00:41:19,141 --> 00:41:20,141 Bae, your cape's on fire. 563 00:41:20,267 --> 00:41:21,392 It's fine. It'll grow back. 564 00:41:21,393 --> 00:41:22,560 I'm invoicing you for this. 565 00:41:22,561 --> 00:41:23,561 Listen. 566 00:41:23,937 --> 00:41:25,229 What do we know about this guy? 567 00:41:25,230 --> 00:41:27,983 - He travels through shadows. - And he creates monsters with them. 568 00:41:28,150 --> 00:41:29,693 Absolutely freaky monsters. 569 00:41:29,860 --> 00:41:31,903 He also wields the Necrosword. How do I know that? 570 00:41:31,904 --> 00:41:33,446 Because he almost speared me in the face with it. 571 00:41:33,447 --> 00:41:34,489 What's a Necrosword? 572 00:41:34,656 --> 00:41:37,867 It's an ancient weapon that's been passed through hands since the dawn of time. 573 00:41:37,868 --> 00:41:40,204 It has the ability to slay gods... 574 00:41:40,370 --> 00:41:43,040 but it slowly corrupts and kills whoever wields it, which means... 575 00:41:43,207 --> 00:41:46,168 - So, it infected him. - It's infecting him. Yes. It must be. 576 00:41:46,460 --> 00:41:50,839 So basically, we're up against a cursed, shadow-zombie kidnapper. 577 00:41:51,215 --> 00:41:52,633 Awesome. When do we leave? 578 00:41:52,799 --> 00:41:53,800 Thor. 579 00:41:54,593 --> 00:41:55,636 Can you see me? 580 00:41:55,802 --> 00:41:56,970 Floating head alert. 581 00:41:57,137 --> 00:41:58,972 It's Astrid. Heimdall's son. 582 00:41:59,139 --> 00:42:00,766 Astrid, are you okay? 583 00:42:00,933 --> 00:42:02,935 I no longer go by the name Astrid. 584 00:42:03,101 --> 00:42:05,062 I'm now known as Axl. 585 00:42:05,229 --> 00:42:07,356 He's a singer from a popular band I heard on Earth. 586 00:42:07,523 --> 00:42:08,690 - G N' R. - Astrid... 587 00:42:08,857 --> 00:42:10,776 your father gave you a very tough Viking name... 588 00:42:10,943 --> 00:42:12,444 and I intend to honor his wishes. 589 00:42:12,611 --> 00:42:13,611 - Axl. - Astrid. 590 00:42:13,737 --> 00:42:14,905 - I said Axl. - Astrid. 591 00:42:15,072 --> 00:42:17,199 - Axl! - It's asshole. Now listen to him! 592 00:42:17,366 --> 00:42:19,952 All right, fine, Axl. Where are you? 593 00:42:20,118 --> 00:42:23,330 I'm not sure. I don't know how to use my magic eyes yet. 594 00:42:23,497 --> 00:42:25,039 Your father taught me and I'm gonna teach you. 595 00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:27,501 I need you to focus and hold out your hand. 596 00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:30,087 Okay, good. Now focus. 597 00:42:30,254 --> 00:42:31,421 Close your eyes. 598 00:42:37,219 --> 00:42:38,428 Thor! 599 00:42:40,389 --> 00:42:41,682 Hey, how's it going, kids? 600 00:42:41,849 --> 00:42:43,684 "How's it going?" Look where we are. 601 00:42:43,851 --> 00:42:45,769 We're in a cage made of spikes. 602 00:42:46,395 --> 00:42:48,063 Yes, right. Not good. Yeah. 603 00:42:48,230 --> 00:42:49,397 Are you gonna do something? 604 00:42:49,398 --> 00:42:50,983 Yes. Yes, I am, but just not right now. 605 00:42:51,149 --> 00:42:53,151 I'm the vision ghost. Look. 606 00:42:54,570 --> 00:42:56,238 - See? - What will happen to us? 607 00:42:57,030 --> 00:42:59,950 Who can tell? I mean, this is a very, very bad situation. 608 00:43:00,117 --> 00:43:02,536 You know, the good news is you're Asgardians. 609 00:43:02,703 --> 00:43:04,746 So, if you die, you'll end up in Valhalla. 610 00:43:04,913 --> 00:43:06,081 Oh, my God. Go away. 611 00:43:06,248 --> 00:43:07,332 Wait, wait. Listen. 612 00:43:09,501 --> 00:43:12,379 Okay. It's all right, children. Don't cry. Don't cry. It's okay. 613 00:43:12,546 --> 00:43:15,757 Listen, I've got a plan, okay? I'm putting together a really, really good team. 614 00:43:15,924 --> 00:43:19,678 We've got Uncle Korg, King Valkyrie... 615 00:43:20,637 --> 00:43:24,183 my ex-girlfriend, Jane, which is a whole other story I won't bore you with, okay? 616 00:43:24,349 --> 00:43:26,310 But it is a top-notch team... 617 00:43:26,476 --> 00:43:28,437 and we're gonna have you home before you know it. 618 00:43:28,604 --> 00:43:29,730 Yeah. 619 00:43:37,112 --> 00:43:38,197 I know where you are. 620 00:43:41,325 --> 00:43:42,576 I'm gonna get you out of here. 621 00:43:42,784 --> 00:43:45,245 I'm scared. We all are. 622 00:43:46,121 --> 00:43:48,415 Thor! Thor! Save us. 623 00:43:52,044 --> 00:43:53,377 Get me out of here. You take care, okay? 624 00:43:53,378 --> 00:43:55,130 Take care. I'll see you soon. All right? 625 00:43:55,297 --> 00:43:56,548 Axl, get me out of here! 626 00:43:58,091 --> 00:43:59,300 They're in the Shadow Realm. 627 00:43:59,301 --> 00:44:00,302 How do you know? 628 00:44:00,469 --> 00:44:03,013 The heavy atmosphere there has a darkness like no other. 629 00:44:03,180 --> 00:44:05,180 It's as if color fears to tread. It's unmistakable. 630 00:44:05,933 --> 00:44:07,601 Well then, if it's color we need... 631 00:44:08,060 --> 00:44:09,561 let's bring the rainbow. 632 00:44:11,563 --> 00:44:13,606 "Bring the rainbow"? Is that a catchphrase or something? 633 00:44:13,607 --> 00:44:15,192 She's only been a Thor for a minute. 634 00:44:15,359 --> 00:44:18,194 I mean, saving lives, she's quite good at. But the rest of it, she needs work. 635 00:44:18,195 --> 00:44:20,115 - How many catchphrases have there been? - A lot. 636 00:44:21,740 --> 00:44:23,575 Yep. Jumped the gun. 637 00:44:23,742 --> 00:44:26,745 Hang on, he moves through shadows and he's going to the Shadow Realm... 638 00:44:26,912 --> 00:44:28,621 it seems like that's where he's going to be the most powerful. 639 00:44:28,622 --> 00:44:30,748 You're right. We can't just go marching in there. It could be a trap. 640 00:44:30,749 --> 00:44:32,084 We'd be endangering the children. 641 00:44:32,251 --> 00:44:34,086 We need reinforcements. We must raise an army. 642 00:44:34,253 --> 00:44:35,670 Are you thinking what I think you're thinking? 643 00:44:35,671 --> 00:44:37,046 - I'm thinking it. - What are we thinking? 644 00:44:37,047 --> 00:44:38,589 - Thinking what? - I'm thinking it too. 645 00:44:38,590 --> 00:44:39,716 Omnipotence City. 646 00:44:41,176 --> 00:44:42,594 What's Omnipotence City? 647 00:44:42,761 --> 00:44:44,961 It's the home of the most powerful gods in the universe. 648 00:44:45,097 --> 00:44:46,932 We could pull together the greatest team ever. 649 00:44:47,099 --> 00:44:49,268 We could recruit Ra, Hercules... 650 00:44:49,434 --> 00:44:50,519 Tūmatauenga. 651 00:44:50,686 --> 00:44:54,356 Quetzalcoatl, maybe. And Zeus, the oldest and wisest of them all. 652 00:44:54,523 --> 00:44:55,774 Did you say Zeus? 653 00:44:55,941 --> 00:44:56,858 Yeah, Zeus. 654 00:44:56,859 --> 00:44:58,235 Like, the Zeus. Zeus-Zeus? 655 00:44:58,443 --> 00:44:59,861 I'm not sure if he has a second name. 656 00:44:59,862 --> 00:45:02,072 Do you think my god will be there, Ninny of the Nonny? 657 00:45:02,239 --> 00:45:04,365 You never know, Korg. But if they are, we'll ask them to join our team. 658 00:45:04,366 --> 00:45:05,200 Yes. 659 00:45:05,367 --> 00:45:06,368 Storm breaker. 660 00:45:07,661 --> 00:45:09,037 All right. Calm down. Relax. 661 00:45:09,204 --> 00:45:12,040 No, no, no, mate, we are not traveling in Stormbreaker's janky Bifrost. 662 00:45:12,207 --> 00:45:13,041 Look what just happened. 663 00:45:13,208 --> 00:45:15,626 We can't exactly go in your tiny, little, flying portal horse, can we? 664 00:45:15,627 --> 00:45:16,669 We won't all fit. 665 00:45:16,670 --> 00:45:18,129 What are you talking about? Warsong's awesome. 666 00:45:18,130 --> 00:45:19,256 Stormbreaker's awesome too. 667 00:45:19,423 --> 00:45:20,882 Storm breaker just needs a conduit. 668 00:45:20,883 --> 00:45:22,466 Anything that can handle space travel. 669 00:45:22,467 --> 00:45:23,677 I love it when she talks shop. 670 00:45:23,844 --> 00:45:25,136 It has the power to get us there... 671 00:45:25,137 --> 00:45:28,765 it just needs something to focus that energy so it's not so unpredictable. 672 00:45:28,932 --> 00:45:30,852 You know, if we had a ship we could harness it... 673 00:45:30,976 --> 00:45:32,643 and use Storm breaker as a power source. 674 00:45:32,644 --> 00:45:34,313 - Oh, like an engine. - Like an engine. 675 00:45:34,479 --> 00:45:35,731 You need a ship? 676 00:45:36,023 --> 00:45:37,399 I've got a ship. 677 00:45:41,862 --> 00:45:43,113 Get rid of all those seats. 678 00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:45,324 And you guys, go tie those goats to the front. 679 00:45:45,490 --> 00:45:46,742 We leave in 15 minutes. 680 00:45:46,909 --> 00:45:48,744 Essentials only, everyone. 681 00:45:48,911 --> 00:45:50,454 That's essential. 682 00:45:50,871 --> 00:45:52,039 Fifteen minutes to departure! 683 00:45:52,206 --> 00:45:53,749 Well, you moved on quick, didn't you? 684 00:45:55,667 --> 00:45:57,127 You're some piece of work. 685 00:45:58,629 --> 00:46:00,464 - Oh, hey! - Hey. 686 00:46:00,672 --> 00:46:03,217 - Just catching up with an old friend. - Yeah. 687 00:46:03,383 --> 00:46:05,135 I've been meaning to apologize. 688 00:46:05,636 --> 00:46:08,763 Sorta acting a little weird before. I just haven't really been myself lately. 689 00:46:08,764 --> 00:46:10,224 You know, kind of... 690 00:46:10,390 --> 00:46:13,352 Trying to figure out who I am, and just felt a little bit lost. 691 00:46:13,519 --> 00:46:16,104 And then, all of a sudden, I see you dressed as me... 692 00:46:16,271 --> 00:46:17,564 and it was kind of... 693 00:46:17,731 --> 00:46:19,191 It's a lot for me, too. 694 00:46:19,691 --> 00:46:22,528 So, how did you guys get together? How did this happen? 695 00:46:23,153 --> 00:46:26,198 I swear I heard Mjolnir call to me. 696 00:46:26,365 --> 00:46:27,866 Ah, did it? 697 00:46:28,033 --> 00:46:29,701 And so I came here to investigate... 698 00:46:29,868 --> 00:46:32,579 and its pieces started glowing and swirling, and then... 699 00:46:32,830 --> 00:46:33,831 Crazy. 700 00:46:34,122 --> 00:46:35,415 Thor. 701 00:46:35,874 --> 00:46:39,002 Well, you know what, it looks good on you, it works, so... 702 00:46:43,090 --> 00:46:44,091 Just checking. 703 00:46:47,970 --> 00:46:49,137 See you later. 704 00:46:49,304 --> 00:46:51,431 Five minutes to departure! 705 00:46:55,519 --> 00:46:56,687 What? 706 00:46:57,145 --> 00:46:58,522 We were just talking. 707 00:47:09,700 --> 00:47:11,994 Mommy, don't leave me. 708 00:47:12,411 --> 00:47:13,996 Don't be afraid. 709 00:47:15,581 --> 00:47:17,082 Even when I'm gone, honey... 710 00:47:18,876 --> 00:47:20,669 You won't be alone. 711 00:47:23,380 --> 00:47:25,382 And whatever happens... 712 00:47:27,217 --> 00:47:28,969 never stop fighting. 713 00:47:29,803 --> 00:47:31,346 Never stop fighting. 714 00:47:45,444 --> 00:47:47,196 Hey. You all right? 715 00:47:47,529 --> 00:47:48,530 Great. 716 00:47:50,073 --> 00:47:51,491 The sink would say otherwise. 717 00:47:53,327 --> 00:47:54,912 You think I really should be coming? 718 00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:56,497 I'm not getting any better. 719 00:47:56,663 --> 00:47:58,373 You're a Thor. Of course, you should come. 720 00:47:58,790 --> 00:48:00,291 Besides, what else are you gonna do? 721 00:48:00,292 --> 00:48:01,585 You're a Viking now. 722 00:48:01,752 --> 00:48:03,879 Means you pretty much have to die in battle... 723 00:48:04,046 --> 00:48:06,131 and it needs to be devastatingly painful. 724 00:48:06,298 --> 00:48:07,858 Otherwise, you don't get into Valhalla. 725 00:48:08,217 --> 00:48:09,343 That's my plan. 726 00:48:09,510 --> 00:48:11,762 What about, you know, kinging and stuff? 727 00:48:11,929 --> 00:48:14,515 I love being king. I love my people... 728 00:48:14,681 --> 00:48:16,224 but it's all meetings and raven-mail... 729 00:48:16,225 --> 00:48:18,017 and meetings that could've been raven-mail. 730 00:48:18,018 --> 00:48:19,186 I miss fighting. 731 00:48:19,353 --> 00:48:20,437 I miss my sisters. 732 00:48:20,604 --> 00:48:22,524 Which is why you need to come, 'cause I need one. 733 00:48:23,690 --> 00:48:24,690 Okay, we should go. 734 00:48:24,983 --> 00:48:26,026 You packed? 735 00:48:26,610 --> 00:48:27,611 Are you packed? 736 00:48:29,488 --> 00:48:30,488 Yes! 737 00:48:32,908 --> 00:48:33,951 A hand grenade? 738 00:48:34,117 --> 00:48:35,661 No. It's a portable speaker. 739 00:48:42,459 --> 00:48:43,460 Let's go. 740 00:48:44,336 --> 00:48:47,923 If you don't mind keeping the sink thing under wraps? 741 00:48:48,257 --> 00:48:49,383 I got you. 742 00:48:52,177 --> 00:48:53,804 My fellow Asgardians... 743 00:48:54,221 --> 00:48:58,308 Wish us well, for we shall travel with the speed of Odin's ravens. 744 00:48:58,600 --> 00:49:01,186 We will return with children. 745 00:49:02,771 --> 00:49:04,273 Many children. 746 00:49:04,439 --> 00:49:05,816 And then we shall feast! 747 00:49:06,149 --> 00:49:07,192 Not on the children. 748 00:49:07,943 --> 00:49:09,695 We do not do that anymore. 749 00:49:09,862 --> 00:49:12,364 Those were dark times. Shameful times. 750 00:49:13,156 --> 00:49:14,449 Okay, we should go. 751 00:50:01,038 --> 00:50:02,664 So, you still rollerblading? 752 00:50:02,831 --> 00:50:04,583 No. No. You? 753 00:50:04,750 --> 00:50:06,001 Oh, yeah. Every weekend. 754 00:50:06,168 --> 00:50:08,045 Once you blade, you never fade. Right, Korg? 755 00:50:08,212 --> 00:50:09,295 Skate mates for life! 756 00:50:09,296 --> 00:50:11,215 - Hey, can I run something by you? - Yeah. 757 00:50:11,381 --> 00:50:12,382 So, I was thinking... 758 00:50:12,549 --> 00:50:15,844 when we get to the bad guy, what about if I had, like, a cool catchphrase? 759 00:50:16,637 --> 00:50:17,930 Like, "Eat this hammer!" 760 00:50:18,555 --> 00:50:21,266 Or, like, "Check out my hammer." 761 00:50:21,892 --> 00:50:23,560 Like, what about... 762 00:50:23,727 --> 00:50:25,604 No... I'm work shopping it. 763 00:50:25,771 --> 00:50:28,106 No, they are all really good. Mine is... 764 00:50:28,273 --> 00:50:30,025 "This ends here and now." 765 00:50:30,192 --> 00:50:31,360 Oh, that's such a good one. 766 00:50:31,527 --> 00:50:32,860 Took me a long time to perfect it. 767 00:50:32,861 --> 00:50:34,278 You'll get there. You just need to practice. 768 00:50:34,279 --> 00:50:35,697 Just my first bad guy. 769 00:50:35,864 --> 00:50:37,157 You never forget your first. 770 00:50:40,536 --> 00:50:41,537 Yeah. 771 00:50:42,162 --> 00:50:43,455 So, you got a girlfriend? 772 00:50:44,706 --> 00:50:47,626 No, no. Too busy, don't have time, you know? 773 00:50:48,210 --> 00:50:50,087 Just the work and everything. 774 00:50:50,254 --> 00:50:52,256 Cool. Gonna check this place out. 775 00:50:56,802 --> 00:50:57,803 So cool. 776 00:50:57,970 --> 00:50:58,971 Who's so cool? 777 00:50:59,137 --> 00:51:00,597 The buildings are cool. 778 00:51:01,139 --> 00:51:02,516 - What's happening there? - Where? 779 00:51:02,683 --> 00:51:05,143 Am I sensing feelings? 780 00:51:05,769 --> 00:51:07,437 Feelings? What, for Jane? 781 00:51:07,604 --> 00:51:09,064 No, don't be ridiculous. Feelings. 782 00:51:09,231 --> 00:51:10,983 The last time we had feelings were... 783 00:51:11,149 --> 00:51:12,900 long time ago. Long, long gone. I think you... 784 00:51:12,901 --> 00:51:14,444 - Maybe you have feelings. - Right. 785 00:51:15,571 --> 00:51:17,572 - Mate, relax. We're on the same team. - I don't know. 786 00:51:17,573 --> 00:51:19,950 Know exactly what team we're on, okay? 787 00:51:20,117 --> 00:51:21,493 Team Jane. 788 00:51:25,789 --> 00:51:28,292 Thing about Thor is that he always bounces back. 789 00:51:28,792 --> 00:51:30,376 - Yeah. - Like when Hela stole his hammer... 790 00:51:30,377 --> 00:51:33,255 he went and built an axe which was forged in the heart of a dying star. 791 00:51:36,508 --> 00:51:39,052 And the same axe was used to cut off Thanos' head. 792 00:51:41,221 --> 00:51:42,514 That's a good one. 793 00:51:45,559 --> 00:51:47,811 What a neat story! 794 00:51:50,022 --> 00:51:52,941 With all this talk about chopping off heads... 795 00:51:53,108 --> 00:51:54,443 I wanna have a go. 796 00:51:55,277 --> 00:51:56,278 What's this? 797 00:52:01,617 --> 00:52:04,161 This is Octy. Hello, Octy. 798 00:52:04,494 --> 00:52:05,996 How are you? 799 00:52:06,455 --> 00:52:08,415 You know what Octy loves? 800 00:52:08,874 --> 00:52:10,876 Having his head ripped off! 801 00:52:14,922 --> 00:52:17,466 What? You liked it a second ago. 802 00:52:18,717 --> 00:52:20,052 All right, all right, all right. 803 00:52:20,344 --> 00:52:21,345 Octy's gone. 804 00:52:25,307 --> 00:52:26,350 Come on. 805 00:52:27,184 --> 00:52:28,435 I'm scared. 806 00:52:28,977 --> 00:52:30,187 Look at you. 807 00:52:31,396 --> 00:52:34,358 I knew a little girl just like you. 808 00:52:34,900 --> 00:52:38,529 And she was brave, and she was smart... 809 00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:43,825 and funny and she liked to draw. 810 00:52:46,495 --> 00:52:48,288 Let me ask you a question... 811 00:52:49,832 --> 00:52:51,083 about gods. 812 00:52:51,625 --> 00:52:53,669 They're meant to protect you, right? 813 00:52:54,336 --> 00:52:55,671 Well, where are they? 814 00:52:55,838 --> 00:52:58,549 - Thor is on his way. - Yeah! 815 00:52:58,715 --> 00:53:01,385 Yes. I'm counting on that. 816 00:53:02,010 --> 00:53:04,179 That's why you're here. 817 00:53:07,641 --> 00:53:10,601 It's invitation only, so we're gonna have to keep a low profile and blend in. 818 00:53:10,602 --> 00:53:13,188 Luckily, disguises are my specialty. 819 00:53:13,939 --> 00:53:14,982 Greek philosopher? 820 00:53:15,566 --> 00:53:16,608 Got us these. 821 00:53:17,192 --> 00:53:18,193 What are those? 822 00:53:18,360 --> 00:53:19,361 Actual disguises. 823 00:53:20,153 --> 00:53:22,239 They're the cloaks of the emotion gods. 824 00:53:22,614 --> 00:53:26,076 Every color signifies a different emotion. 825 00:53:26,618 --> 00:53:27,995 Where are the emotion gods? 826 00:53:28,287 --> 00:53:29,580 Don't ask. 827 00:53:32,916 --> 00:53:34,126 Holy shit. 828 00:53:43,218 --> 00:53:45,137 Welcome to the Golden Temple, kids. 829 00:53:45,304 --> 00:53:48,515 This is where the most powerful creator gods in the universe hang out. 830 00:53:51,435 --> 00:53:55,272 There's the god of magic, the god of dreams... 831 00:53:55,439 --> 00:53:56,440 the god of carpentry. 832 00:53:56,815 --> 00:53:57,900 Look at that one. 833 00:53:58,066 --> 00:53:59,651 Oh, yes. That's Bao, god of dumplings. 834 00:54:00,110 --> 00:54:01,820 - Hey, Bao! - Bao. 835 00:54:01,987 --> 00:54:02,988 Look up there, guys! 836 00:54:03,155 --> 00:54:05,032 That's the Kronan god, Ninny of the Nonny. 837 00:54:05,616 --> 00:54:07,326 Hey, Ninny Nonny! 838 00:54:17,586 --> 00:54:20,380 Zeus! Zeus! Zeus! 839 00:54:20,547 --> 00:54:23,133 Zeus! Zeus! Zeus! 840 00:54:49,826 --> 00:54:50,953 Yes. 841 00:54:52,162 --> 00:54:53,580 I am Zeus! 842 00:54:58,126 --> 00:54:59,336 There he is! 843 00:54:59,503 --> 00:55:01,463 The man, the myth, the legend. 844 00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:02,964 I don't know if you know this... 845 00:55:02,965 --> 00:55:05,050 but I base a lot of what I do on this guy. 846 00:55:05,217 --> 00:55:07,009 He's the god of lightning, I'm the god of thunder. 847 00:55:07,010 --> 00:55:09,054 - Huge source of inspiration. - That's really good. 848 00:55:09,221 --> 00:55:11,807 You should lead with that when you ask him for an army. 849 00:55:12,808 --> 00:55:15,310 How do we get up there? Do we just, like, fly? 850 00:55:15,477 --> 00:55:16,978 No, we can't interrupt him in the middle of an entrance. 851 00:55:16,979 --> 00:55:18,605 He's famous for his entrances. 852 00:55:18,772 --> 00:55:20,566 Thunderbolt! Thunderbolt! 853 00:55:21,191 --> 00:55:22,192 Yes! 854 00:55:24,903 --> 00:55:26,280 Zeus! 855 00:55:35,581 --> 00:55:37,708 Yes! Thunderbolt! 856 00:55:45,465 --> 00:55:46,465 Order. 857 00:55:47,050 --> 00:55:48,135 Order! 858 00:55:50,012 --> 00:55:52,431 Silence! Silence! 859 00:55:56,685 --> 00:55:58,520 I hereby open... 860 00:55:59,188 --> 00:56:02,399 this holy council of the god. 861 00:56:02,983 --> 00:56:07,362 Where we have many, many serious matter to be talk about. 862 00:56:07,821 --> 00:56:08,906 Such as... 863 00:56:09,823 --> 00:56:12,034 where are we going to hold this year's orgy? 864 00:56:12,743 --> 00:56:14,036 Is this guy for real? 865 00:56:14,203 --> 00:56:15,370 Honestly, I'm not mad at it. 866 00:56:15,537 --> 00:56:17,206 Yeah, I'm sure he has a point, okay? 867 00:56:17,706 --> 00:56:18,707 Sorry. 868 00:56:18,874 --> 00:56:20,208 So now we're going to announce the winner... 869 00:56:20,209 --> 00:56:25,297 of the, "Most human souls sacrificed in the name of a god." 870 00:56:25,631 --> 00:56:26,965 Okay, maybe he's not that great. 871 00:56:27,132 --> 00:56:28,467 Oh, no, not good. 872 00:56:28,634 --> 00:56:30,510 No, I don't think it's gonna get any better than this. 873 00:56:30,511 --> 00:56:31,929 Look, these gods aren't gonna help. 874 00:56:32,095 --> 00:56:34,556 But that thunderbolt, I think that might be of use. 875 00:56:34,723 --> 00:56:36,642 Jane, you go right. Thor, you go left. 876 00:56:36,808 --> 00:56:39,228 We bum-rush him, take the bolt, ding-dong. 877 00:56:39,394 --> 00:56:41,480 - All right, let's go get it! - No, no, no, wait! 878 00:56:41,647 --> 00:56:43,315 There's no ding-donging or bum-rushing. 879 00:56:43,482 --> 00:56:44,942 Especially not Zeus' bum. 880 00:56:45,108 --> 00:56:46,776 When the time is right, I'm gonna talk to him. 881 00:56:46,777 --> 00:56:47,611 The time is right now. 882 00:56:47,778 --> 00:56:48,861 Time is not right now. 883 00:56:48,862 --> 00:56:50,155 Who is talking? 884 00:56:50,322 --> 00:56:51,365 Who is talking? 885 00:56:51,532 --> 00:56:52,824 - These guys. - Korg, shut up. 886 00:56:52,991 --> 00:56:55,410 Do you have something to say to the group? 887 00:56:55,786 --> 00:56:56,787 Sorry. 888 00:56:56,954 --> 00:56:59,665 I'm bashing heads in 60 seconds, so speak fast. 889 00:56:59,832 --> 00:57:01,291 Literally, heads will roll. 890 00:57:02,084 --> 00:57:03,377 Who are you two? 891 00:57:04,253 --> 00:57:05,254 Hello. 892 00:57:05,838 --> 00:57:08,506 Let me be the first to say it is an honor and a privilege to be... 893 00:57:08,507 --> 00:57:09,675 No, I can't hear you. 894 00:57:09,842 --> 00:57:11,176 Why don't you take the stage? 895 00:57:11,635 --> 00:57:13,220 The stage down there? 896 00:57:13,387 --> 00:57:17,641 Well, yes. You see the area that looks very much like a stage? 897 00:57:19,184 --> 00:57:20,185 Got ya. 898 00:57:27,401 --> 00:57:28,401 Coming through. 899 00:57:29,570 --> 00:57:30,821 Oops. Sorry. 900 00:57:30,988 --> 00:57:31,989 Good luck, bro. 901 00:57:39,830 --> 00:57:41,123 Mighty Zeus! 902 00:57:41,790 --> 00:57:42,791 Wow! 903 00:57:43,375 --> 00:57:44,960 Gods of the universe... 904 00:57:45,460 --> 00:57:48,714 I come here to ask for your help, to raise an army. 905 00:57:49,006 --> 00:57:52,009 There's a maniac called the God Butcher who seeks to end us all. 906 00:57:52,176 --> 00:57:53,677 His destruction is everywhere. 907 00:57:53,844 --> 00:57:55,846 Entire planets, realms... 908 00:57:56,013 --> 00:57:57,533 have been left completely unprotected. 909 00:57:57,639 --> 00:57:59,766 He's left nothing but chaos in his wake. 910 00:58:00,184 --> 00:58:01,727 But I know where he is... 911 00:58:01,894 --> 00:58:06,023 and with your help we can crush him before he kills anyone else. 912 00:58:06,565 --> 00:58:07,858 That guy... 913 00:58:08,025 --> 00:58:10,903 he killed a couple of low-level god. 914 00:58:11,236 --> 00:58:12,237 Boo-hoo. 915 00:58:12,404 --> 00:58:13,739 If that's all... 916 00:58:13,906 --> 00:58:15,032 pretty boy... 917 00:58:15,199 --> 00:58:16,950 you go back to your seat and you be quiet. 918 00:58:17,117 --> 00:58:20,120 Yeah, I'm sorry. Did you not hear any of what I just said? 919 00:58:20,704 --> 00:58:22,247 He's murdering en masse. 920 00:58:22,414 --> 00:58:24,500 I tell you one time... 921 00:58:24,666 --> 00:58:25,667 now, you shut up. 922 00:58:25,834 --> 00:58:26,835 You be quiet. 923 00:58:27,002 --> 00:58:29,630 Because you are this close to being uninvited to the orgy. 924 00:58:29,796 --> 00:58:32,090 Zeus, we must do something. 925 00:58:32,257 --> 00:58:34,051 You cannot come to the orgy! 926 00:58:34,218 --> 00:58:36,136 - You have to listen to us! - That's it! 927 00:58:36,637 --> 00:58:37,679 Shackle! 928 00:58:40,224 --> 00:58:41,933 Your Highness, whenever you're ready, you just tell me. 929 00:58:41,934 --> 00:58:43,134 - We go on my signal. - Mm-hmm. 930 00:58:43,268 --> 00:58:44,269 What is the signal? 931 00:58:44,436 --> 00:58:45,437 It'll be, "Go." 932 00:58:49,608 --> 00:58:50,901 Let's see who you are. 933 00:58:51,068 --> 00:58:52,653 I take off your disguise. 934 00:58:52,819 --> 00:58:53,819 And flick! 935 00:59:01,912 --> 00:59:03,622 You flicked too hard, damn it! 936 00:59:06,166 --> 00:59:08,418 Should we help him? 937 00:59:08,585 --> 00:59:09,920 I mean, eventually. 938 00:59:10,087 --> 00:59:11,129 Grape? 939 00:59:11,296 --> 00:59:12,965 Looks like a shy courgette. 940 00:59:13,131 --> 00:59:14,883 And what about the others? 941 00:59:15,050 --> 00:59:16,342 We take off their disguise too. 942 00:59:16,343 --> 00:59:17,553 Oh, no. No. Don't flick us. 943 00:59:17,719 --> 00:59:18,720 It's cool. 944 00:59:19,471 --> 00:59:20,429 Disguise gone! 945 00:59:20,430 --> 00:59:21,472 Disguise off. Cool? 946 00:59:21,473 --> 00:59:22,766 Asgardians. 947 00:59:23,183 --> 00:59:25,727 I thought we'd seen the last of you when Odin died. 948 00:59:27,229 --> 00:59:29,523 You are Thor... 949 00:59:29,898 --> 00:59:31,525 the God of Thunder. 950 00:59:32,234 --> 00:59:35,487 But is not thunder just the sound of lightning? 951 00:59:37,781 --> 00:59:38,991 Good one, Dad. 952 00:59:39,157 --> 00:59:40,367 Zeus, this is bigger than us. 953 00:59:40,534 --> 00:59:42,536 He's taken Asgardian children. 954 00:59:42,744 --> 00:59:45,956 Who do you think we are? The god police? 955 00:59:46,832 --> 00:59:49,793 Every god watches over their own peoples. 956 00:59:50,294 --> 00:59:52,838 Nothing more, nothing less. 957 00:59:53,005 --> 00:59:54,673 Asgardian problems... 958 00:59:55,591 --> 00:59:57,759 are Asgardian problems. 959 00:59:58,385 --> 01:00:00,387 How the mighty have fallen. 960 01:00:00,554 --> 01:00:02,723 My hero, Zeus... 961 01:00:02,890 --> 01:00:03,891 afraid. 962 01:00:16,153 --> 01:00:17,446 Couple of thing. 963 01:00:18,113 --> 01:00:21,116 One, yes, I am scared. 964 01:00:21,658 --> 01:00:23,994 Gorr has the Necrosword... 965 01:00:24,161 --> 01:00:26,288 which means he could kill us. 966 01:00:26,830 --> 01:00:28,207 Not good. Two... 967 01:00:28,373 --> 01:00:30,292 I know you're trying to do the right thing. 968 01:00:30,459 --> 01:00:31,627 I understand. 969 01:00:31,793 --> 01:00:34,004 But all you do is cause a panic. 970 01:00:34,421 --> 01:00:36,131 Panic is not good. 971 01:00:36,298 --> 01:00:37,799 We are safe here. 972 01:00:37,966 --> 01:00:40,344 You, my friend. You are safe here. 973 01:00:40,886 --> 01:00:42,554 So, chill, baby cake. 974 01:00:43,013 --> 01:00:45,265 Have some wine, have some grape. 975 01:00:45,432 --> 01:00:46,892 Anything goes here... 976 01:00:47,059 --> 01:00:49,311 in Omnipotence City. 977 01:00:50,062 --> 01:00:52,523 Three, don't talk back to Zeus. 978 01:00:52,898 --> 01:00:55,025 I flicked too hard. I put your clothes back on. 979 01:00:56,777 --> 01:00:58,237 Now I put your clothes back on! 980 01:00:58,403 --> 01:00:59,362 Flick, flick. 981 01:00:59,363 --> 01:01:02,115 For this is the Golden Temple of the god. 982 01:01:02,616 --> 01:01:04,743 It's not a rudie-nudie festival. 983 01:01:05,244 --> 01:01:07,844 If you're not gonna help us, then at least let us use your weapon. 984 01:01:07,996 --> 01:01:09,456 We need your lightning bolt. 985 01:01:10,082 --> 01:01:12,334 My lightning bolt is called Thunderbolt. 986 01:01:12,501 --> 01:01:15,712 So, I think to use somebody's secret weapon like this... 987 01:01:15,879 --> 01:01:18,423 that you should at least get the name right when you ask. 988 01:01:19,049 --> 01:01:20,759 Can I borrow Thunderbolt? 989 01:01:20,926 --> 01:01:21,927 Thunderbolt! 990 01:01:49,538 --> 01:01:50,539 No! 991 01:01:54,168 --> 01:01:55,878 Do not worry. 992 01:01:56,545 --> 01:01:58,255 The God Butcher... 993 01:01:58,881 --> 01:02:00,841 he will not reach Eternity. 994 01:02:01,175 --> 01:02:02,217 Eternity? 995 01:02:02,384 --> 01:02:04,094 What does he mean, reach Eternity? 996 01:02:07,514 --> 01:02:09,308 Oh, shit. 997 01:02:11,852 --> 01:02:16,315 Eternity is a very powerful being at the center of the universe. 998 01:02:17,107 --> 01:02:20,068 It will grant the desire of the first person who reaches it. 999 01:02:20,235 --> 01:02:22,070 So, it's like a wishing well? 1000 01:02:24,573 --> 01:02:27,326 What do you think a guy called the God Butcher would wish for? 1001 01:02:27,492 --> 01:02:30,452 If he seeks the Altar of Eternity, that means he could wipe us out at once. 1002 01:02:30,579 --> 01:02:32,164 Zeus, we must act now. 1003 01:02:32,331 --> 01:02:34,082 He's not going to make it. 1004 01:02:34,249 --> 01:02:35,542 He doesn't have the key. 1005 01:02:36,126 --> 01:02:37,878 Is this the purpose of the gods? 1006 01:02:38,045 --> 01:02:40,714 To hide away in a golden palace like cowards? 1007 01:02:40,881 --> 01:02:42,341 Maybe we have lost our way. 1008 01:02:42,925 --> 01:02:44,927 You know what? We'll stop him ourselves. 1009 01:02:45,093 --> 01:02:47,262 I am afraid I cannot allow that. 1010 01:02:47,638 --> 01:02:49,973 This is a secret place... 1011 01:02:50,140 --> 01:02:51,934 known only to the gods. 1012 01:02:52,309 --> 01:02:54,019 You know where we are. 1013 01:02:54,186 --> 01:02:57,814 The God Butcher could use you to find us. 1014 01:02:58,565 --> 01:02:59,900 This is no good. 1015 01:03:01,068 --> 01:03:02,069 So now... 1016 01:03:03,320 --> 01:03:04,821 you must stay. 1017 01:03:06,198 --> 01:03:07,199 Guards! 1018 01:03:09,868 --> 01:03:10,869 Hey. 1019 01:03:11,036 --> 01:03:12,119 Can we do my plan now? 1020 01:03:12,120 --> 01:03:13,956 Yes. Rush his bum. 1021 01:03:14,122 --> 01:03:15,123 Hell, yeah! 1022 01:03:18,210 --> 01:03:19,545 You didn't say, "Go." 1023 01:03:24,216 --> 01:03:25,551 Coming, guys! 1024 01:03:35,769 --> 01:03:36,770 Thor, catch! 1025 01:03:39,940 --> 01:03:40,941 Korg! 1026 01:04:00,419 --> 01:04:01,545 Val, duck! 1027 01:04:07,009 --> 01:04:08,010 Korg! 1028 01:04:10,220 --> 01:04:11,220 Thor. 1029 01:04:12,806 --> 01:04:14,808 Oh, no. No. Korg! 1030 01:04:15,475 --> 01:04:18,896 Thor, I'm perishing! 1031 01:04:23,734 --> 01:04:24,860 Zeus! 1032 01:04:26,945 --> 01:04:28,405 You're next, Odinson! 1033 01:04:36,205 --> 01:04:38,415 That's the sound of lightning. 1034 01:04:45,631 --> 01:04:46,798 No! 1035 01:04:47,549 --> 01:04:49,551 Korgi. Korgi! 1036 01:04:49,718 --> 01:04:50,719 Thor. 1037 01:04:50,886 --> 01:04:52,221 - Korgi? - I'm down here. 1038 01:04:52,387 --> 01:04:54,681 Where? Where are you? I'm gonna get you out. It's okay. 1039 01:04:54,890 --> 01:04:56,099 - Korg. Korgi! - Here I am! 1040 01:04:56,266 --> 01:04:57,266 I didn't die! 1041 01:04:57,392 --> 01:04:59,478 Oh, my God. Yes! You're alive! 1042 01:04:59,645 --> 01:05:02,147 Turns out the only part of a Kronan that's alive is his mouth. 1043 01:05:02,648 --> 01:05:04,608 Korgi, listen. I need you to call the goats. 1044 01:05:04,775 --> 01:05:05,858 I'll do my best. 1045 01:05:05,859 --> 01:05:07,194 Guard him with your life. 1046 01:05:07,361 --> 01:05:08,195 I will. 1047 01:05:08,362 --> 01:05:09,362 Ready to go for a ride? 1048 01:05:13,700 --> 01:05:14,910 Now you've got my six. 1049 01:05:15,494 --> 01:05:16,620 Eight o'clock, Val. 1050 01:05:17,579 --> 01:05:18,622 7:48. 1051 01:05:20,040 --> 01:05:21,333 I can do this, damn it. 1052 01:05:22,125 --> 01:05:23,626 No, that's not it. No, that's not it. 1053 01:05:23,627 --> 01:05:24,670 Nope. 1054 01:05:24,837 --> 01:05:27,256 Come on, Korg, purse those lips. 1055 01:05:40,978 --> 01:05:41,979 I did it! 1056 01:06:19,391 --> 01:06:22,060 And then the goat boat came in, rescued us... 1057 01:06:22,227 --> 01:06:24,688 and we flew out the window. The end. 1058 01:06:24,855 --> 01:06:26,398 Another classic Thor adventure. 1059 01:06:27,024 --> 01:06:28,609 I can't believe you killed Zeus. 1060 01:06:28,775 --> 01:06:31,653 Well, you know what they say, never meet your heroes. 1061 01:06:33,405 --> 01:06:35,725 But what's important is we are on our way to you right now. 1062 01:06:36,158 --> 01:06:37,784 How are you guys doing? Are you okay? 1063 01:06:37,951 --> 01:06:39,536 We're all right. A little scared. 1064 01:06:39,703 --> 01:06:41,788 Well, listen, I know what it's like to be scared. 1065 01:06:41,955 --> 01:06:43,555 And I'll tell you, when I was your age... 1066 01:06:43,707 --> 01:06:45,500 I don't think I would have been as brave as you. 1067 01:06:45,501 --> 01:06:46,502 Really? 1068 01:06:46,668 --> 01:06:49,505 In fact, might just be the bravest Asgardians that I've ever met. 1069 01:06:49,671 --> 01:06:50,797 All of you. 1070 01:06:50,964 --> 01:06:52,883 So I need you to keep being brave, all right? 1071 01:06:53,050 --> 01:06:55,219 And take care of each other. You're a team now. 1072 01:06:55,385 --> 01:06:56,803 Team Kids in a Cage. 1073 01:06:58,430 --> 01:06:59,473 Can you do that? 1074 01:07:00,098 --> 01:07:02,226 Yeah. I think we can do that. 1075 01:07:02,976 --> 01:07:03,977 I know you can. 1076 01:07:07,481 --> 01:07:08,524 Right? 1077 01:07:08,941 --> 01:07:10,108 - Thor? - Yeah. 1078 01:07:10,567 --> 01:07:11,944 I'm glad I met my hero. 1079 01:07:12,110 --> 01:07:13,278 Oh, thanks, buddy. 1080 01:07:17,699 --> 01:07:19,368 How are the children? 1081 01:07:19,535 --> 01:07:21,327 As you can imagine, they're a little bit scared because they're kids... 1082 01:07:21,328 --> 01:07:23,120 but I told them that everything is going to plan. 1083 01:07:23,121 --> 01:07:24,205 Oh, so you lied to them? 1084 01:07:24,206 --> 01:07:25,289 We still have a plan? 1085 01:07:25,290 --> 01:07:26,457 - Yes, there's a plan. - There's no plan. 1086 01:07:26,458 --> 01:07:28,585 - There is a plan. - No. There's no plan. 1087 01:07:28,752 --> 01:07:30,796 We failed to raise a god army... 1088 01:07:30,963 --> 01:07:31,964 Korg is dead. 1089 01:07:32,130 --> 01:07:33,381 - He's not dead. - I'm not dead. 1090 01:07:33,382 --> 01:07:34,842 Well, he's a head. And you... 1091 01:07:35,008 --> 01:07:36,385 you got properly humiliated. 1092 01:07:36,552 --> 01:07:38,846 No, I got properly naked, which I am okay with. 1093 01:07:39,012 --> 01:07:40,597 - Jane? - I was okay with it. 1094 01:07:40,764 --> 01:07:41,890 - Korg? - I loved it. 1095 01:07:42,057 --> 01:07:44,016 The point is, we are going into the Shadow Realm... 1096 01:07:44,017 --> 01:07:45,310 weaker than we were before. 1097 01:07:45,477 --> 01:07:46,770 I mean, we're gonna die. 1098 01:07:46,937 --> 01:07:48,397 - No one's gonna die, okay? - Really? 1099 01:07:48,564 --> 01:07:50,816 Everything is fine. We did great back there. 1100 01:07:50,983 --> 01:07:52,901 - We killed Zeus! - You killed Zeus. 1101 01:07:53,068 --> 01:07:55,988 I mean, that may or may not be catastrophic for the whole universe... 1102 01:07:56,154 --> 01:07:58,197 and, sure, the entire god kingdom is probably going... 1103 01:07:58,198 --> 01:07:59,740 to hunt us down for the rest of our days... 1104 01:07:59,741 --> 01:08:02,244 but listen, you stole this beautiful weapon. 1105 01:08:02,411 --> 01:08:04,288 All right? This is the army right here. 1106 01:08:04,454 --> 01:08:07,457 It's sleek, it's slender, it's powerful, it's beautiful... 1107 01:08:09,543 --> 01:08:11,378 For you. I love it for you, Valkyrie. 1108 01:08:11,545 --> 01:08:13,212 I mean, it's not really what I'm into... 1109 01:08:13,213 --> 01:08:15,090 'cause I've got my weapon out there. 1110 01:08:15,257 --> 01:08:16,884 Can I borrow that for a second? 1111 01:08:19,887 --> 01:08:22,180 There you are, old friend. 1112 01:08:22,598 --> 01:08:24,974 That was quite an entrance back there. 1113 01:08:30,772 --> 01:08:32,024 Listen... 1114 01:08:32,441 --> 01:08:33,442 are we good? 1115 01:08:33,774 --> 01:08:34,776 Yeah? 1116 01:08:34,943 --> 01:08:37,463 I mean, I know it's a little weird having my ex-weapon around... 1117 01:08:38,071 --> 01:08:39,990 but come on, Mjolnir, in the past. 1118 01:08:40,323 --> 01:08:41,491 It's you and me now, buddy. 1119 01:08:41,825 --> 01:08:43,327 You know what? 1120 01:08:43,492 --> 01:08:45,829 I think it's time for your first beer. What do you say? 1121 01:08:51,626 --> 01:08:53,045 Delicious. 1122 01:08:53,711 --> 01:08:55,380 I'm sorry we've been fighting lately. 1123 01:09:03,430 --> 01:09:04,430 Hey. 1124 01:09:04,848 --> 01:09:05,849 Oh, hey. 1125 01:09:08,602 --> 01:09:10,394 It's quite the view, huh? 1126 01:09:11,021 --> 01:09:12,022 Yeah. Beautiful. 1127 01:09:12,189 --> 01:09:15,858 I just want to say that was very, very impressive what you did back there. 1128 01:09:16,568 --> 01:09:18,403 You and Mjolnir, you know. 1129 01:09:21,031 --> 01:09:22,032 Yeah. 1130 01:09:24,660 --> 01:09:26,452 - Space dolphins. - What? 1131 01:09:27,371 --> 01:09:28,851 You should see some space dolphins... 1132 01:09:28,997 --> 01:09:29,997 What? 1133 01:09:30,582 --> 01:09:32,084 - Wow. - Yeah. 1134 01:09:32,251 --> 01:09:33,794 Beautiful. 1135 01:09:34,670 --> 01:09:36,129 So beautiful. So rare. 1136 01:09:36,296 --> 01:09:37,339 Very loyal creatures. 1137 01:09:37,506 --> 01:09:40,259 They mate for life, in packs of six. 1138 01:09:40,425 --> 01:09:42,177 Just love. 1139 01:09:42,344 --> 01:09:45,222 With a hey ninny-nonny and a fair finny-fonny. 1140 01:09:45,389 --> 01:09:48,724 Ooh, brother man, you look so hot 1141 01:09:48,892 --> 01:09:51,728 I wanna get in your rocks. 1142 01:09:52,437 --> 01:09:55,274 When we get together We're gonna get it on. 1143 01:09:55,440 --> 01:09:59,194 And we're all gonna make some babies. 1144 01:09:59,987 --> 01:10:03,866 That is the song that my dad sang to my other dad when they were courting. 1145 01:10:04,032 --> 01:10:06,952 When two Kronans wanna make a baby, they get together inside a mountain... 1146 01:10:07,119 --> 01:10:10,581 and they go down to a little lava pool, and they hold hands over the hot lava... 1147 01:10:10,747 --> 01:10:13,000 and then, after a month, they pull their hands apart... 1148 01:10:13,167 --> 01:10:16,170 and they find they've created a beautiful new Kronan baby boy. 1149 01:10:16,670 --> 01:10:18,505 Fascinating. And hot. 1150 01:10:18,797 --> 01:10:20,173 Did you ever have a special someone? 1151 01:10:20,174 --> 01:10:22,968 I've had so many special someones. 1152 01:10:23,135 --> 01:10:25,429 But I don't know... 1153 01:10:26,513 --> 01:10:27,805 I don't know if I want that again. 1154 01:10:27,806 --> 01:10:30,600 Is that because you lost your girlfriend in battle and never forgave yourself? 1155 01:10:30,601 --> 01:10:33,352 And now, you're just trying to find answers in the bottom of a bottle... 1156 01:10:33,353 --> 01:10:36,190 or some meaningless dalliance, which only serves to numb the pain... 1157 01:10:36,356 --> 01:10:38,984 instead of bringing you real happiness or satisfaction? 1158 01:10:39,151 --> 01:10:41,486 Yeah. Something like that. 1159 01:10:44,281 --> 01:10:47,159 Beautiful. Beautiful things. 1160 01:10:51,455 --> 01:10:52,456 Jane. 1161 01:10:52,915 --> 01:10:53,916 Thor. 1162 01:10:54,082 --> 01:10:55,334 I wanna feel shitty about you. 1163 01:10:55,501 --> 01:10:56,502 What? 1164 01:11:00,589 --> 01:11:04,218 I wanna feel shitty about something and I think that's you. 1165 01:11:04,384 --> 01:11:05,635 Not really getting any better. 1166 01:11:05,636 --> 01:11:07,095 It's not, is it? Damn it. 1167 01:11:08,722 --> 01:11:11,391 My friend, he told me that it's better to feel shitty... 1168 01:11:12,643 --> 01:11:14,727 from losing love than it is to never experience love... 1169 01:11:14,728 --> 01:11:16,312 and to feel nothing at all, to feel empty... 1170 01:11:16,313 --> 01:11:17,393 and I think he was right... 1171 01:11:18,273 --> 01:11:20,692 which is how I've been feeling for a long time. 1172 01:11:20,859 --> 01:11:23,153 I've pushed people away, kept them at a distance... 1173 01:11:23,320 --> 01:11:24,779 because of the fear of that loss... 1174 01:11:24,780 --> 01:11:26,989 but I don't wanna do that anymore. I don't wanna live like that. 1175 01:11:26,990 --> 01:11:28,783 Better to close off your heart than feel the pain. 1176 01:11:28,784 --> 01:11:31,036 That's what I did, yes. I closed off my heart... 1177 01:11:31,203 --> 01:11:32,913 and I meditated. Did you meditate? 1178 01:11:33,080 --> 01:11:34,248 No. It's so boring. 1179 01:11:34,414 --> 01:11:36,083 It actually made me more angry. 1180 01:11:37,042 --> 01:11:39,586 But I'm tired of giving myself over to the idea of fate... 1181 01:11:39,753 --> 01:11:42,047 and trying to figure out what the universe wants from me. 1182 01:11:42,214 --> 01:11:44,841 I wanna live in the moment, I wanna live like there's no tomorrow... 1183 01:11:44,842 --> 01:11:45,926 throw caution to the wind. 1184 01:11:46,093 --> 01:11:48,053 I wanna be with you, Jane. 1185 01:11:49,012 --> 01:11:50,180 What do you say? 1186 01:11:50,681 --> 01:11:52,349 I have cancer. 1187 01:11:54,768 --> 01:11:55,769 I'm sorry. What? 1188 01:11:56,395 --> 01:11:57,396 I'm sick. 1189 01:11:57,563 --> 01:11:59,189 - Wait. What's happening? - Bye. 1190 01:11:59,940 --> 01:12:02,234 No, no, no. Jane, Jane, Jane. Wait, wait, wait. Jane. 1191 01:12:02,442 --> 01:12:04,945 What did I say? I didn't mean that. Just kidding. 1192 01:12:06,572 --> 01:12:08,115 I don't have cancer. 1193 01:12:08,282 --> 01:12:09,700 Let's go smash something. 1194 01:12:10,492 --> 01:12:11,493 Jane, I'm so sorry. 1195 01:12:11,660 --> 01:12:13,620 Don't be sorry for me. 1196 01:12:15,205 --> 01:12:16,707 When did you find out? 1197 01:12:18,917 --> 01:12:20,711 Like six months ago. 1198 01:12:20,878 --> 01:12:24,673 I was just feeling tired, and then they told me I have Stage Four. 1199 01:12:24,840 --> 01:12:26,550 Get my affairs in order. 1200 01:12:27,384 --> 01:12:29,720 And then I heard Mjolnir calling me... 1201 01:12:30,512 --> 01:12:32,973 so I thought maybe, if science isn't working... 1202 01:12:33,891 --> 01:12:36,351 maybe Viking space magic. 1203 01:12:37,352 --> 01:12:38,854 That's why you came to New Asgard. 1204 01:12:39,021 --> 01:12:41,857 Yeah, I thought the hammer maybe could cure me... 1205 01:12:42,024 --> 01:12:44,943 and I think it's getting better. 1206 01:12:45,611 --> 01:12:47,070 Maybe not. 1207 01:12:48,113 --> 01:12:50,324 Jane, none of us know how long we have. 1208 01:12:50,490 --> 01:12:52,743 We don't know what tomorrow holds. 1209 01:12:52,910 --> 01:12:53,911 And Mjolnir... 1210 01:12:54,286 --> 01:12:55,537 Mjolnir chose you. 1211 01:12:56,413 --> 01:12:58,332 And it chose you because you're worthy. 1212 01:12:58,499 --> 01:12:59,750 And that's something. 1213 01:12:59,917 --> 01:13:01,043 When I first met you... 1214 01:13:01,710 --> 01:13:04,338 I was unworthy. I was unable to pick up that hammer. 1215 01:13:05,214 --> 01:13:06,381 But you taught me... 1216 01:13:06,548 --> 01:13:09,510 there is no greater purpose than to help those in need. 1217 01:13:10,260 --> 01:13:12,346 You made me worthy. 1218 01:13:13,805 --> 01:13:15,974 So whatever you wanna do, we can do together. 1219 01:13:18,143 --> 01:13:19,144 Okay. 1220 01:13:19,311 --> 01:13:21,063 Now what do you wanna do? 1221 01:13:22,189 --> 01:13:24,858 I wanna get those children back to their families. 1222 01:13:25,025 --> 01:13:26,276 I wanna finish that mission. 1223 01:13:27,486 --> 01:13:28,904 Spoken like a true Thor. 1224 01:13:30,697 --> 01:13:32,032 How do you feel now? 1225 01:13:33,242 --> 01:13:34,368 So scared. 1226 01:13:35,661 --> 01:13:36,662 How are you feeling? 1227 01:13:36,829 --> 01:13:38,038 Shitty. 1228 01:13:38,205 --> 01:13:39,247 How shitty? 1229 01:13:39,248 --> 01:13:40,874 - Really shitty. - Well, then... 1230 01:13:52,010 --> 01:13:54,050 I wonder what those two are talking about out there. 1231 01:13:54,680 --> 01:13:55,931 Yeah, they're not talking. 1232 01:13:58,475 --> 01:14:02,980 Do you think those two will ever hold hands over a hot lava pool and make a Thor baby? 1233 01:14:04,773 --> 01:14:06,942 It's unlikely, sadly. 1234 01:14:07,526 --> 01:14:10,237 That's too bad. I think Thor would make a great dad. 1235 01:14:13,448 --> 01:14:14,867 Hey. We're here. 1236 01:14:23,834 --> 01:14:25,419 Where did all the color go? 1237 01:14:58,869 --> 01:15:00,120 They're not here. 1238 01:15:05,626 --> 01:15:06,668 Where are they? 1239 01:15:25,896 --> 01:15:27,648 What the hell is this place? 1240 01:15:56,009 --> 01:15:58,011 Bifrost is the key? 1241 01:16:07,396 --> 01:16:08,647 It's a trap! 1242 01:16:26,081 --> 01:16:28,666 You wanna tell me why you just threw Storm breaker out the window? 1243 01:16:28,667 --> 01:16:30,794 He needs it to open the Gates of Eternity. 1244 01:17:02,117 --> 01:17:03,743 We really have to stop meeting like this. 1245 01:17:03,744 --> 01:17:04,786 Call the axe. 1246 01:17:04,953 --> 01:17:06,621 I'll call the axe when you call the dentist. 1247 01:17:06,622 --> 01:17:09,249 Call the axe. 1248 01:17:09,416 --> 01:17:11,502 Tell me where the children are or I'm gonna kill you. 1249 01:17:18,592 --> 01:17:20,010 Call the axe. 1250 01:17:27,226 --> 01:17:29,061 Some god you are. 1251 01:17:29,937 --> 01:17:33,315 You know nothing of being a god. 1252 01:17:35,859 --> 01:17:40,364 You went to the gods for help, and they did nothing. 1253 01:17:40,531 --> 01:17:43,200 We're alike in that sense. 1254 01:17:43,784 --> 01:17:45,077 He's nothing like you. 1255 01:17:45,244 --> 01:17:46,745 What was that? 1256 01:17:49,915 --> 01:17:51,708 I said he's nothing like you. 1257 01:17:51,875 --> 01:17:53,252 That's right. 1258 01:17:53,418 --> 01:17:57,798 I'm not a hypocrite. I'm truly creating peace. 1259 01:17:57,965 --> 01:17:59,716 Peace? You're murdering innocent gods. 1260 01:17:59,883 --> 01:18:00,926 Innocent? 1261 01:18:02,094 --> 01:18:03,095 Are you a Valkyrie? 1262 01:18:03,262 --> 01:18:04,262 Yes. 1263 01:18:05,430 --> 01:18:06,932 How exciting! 1264 01:18:08,016 --> 01:18:11,019 Oh, the gods failed you, too... 1265 01:18:11,353 --> 01:18:15,065 when your sisterhood was led to slaughter. 1266 01:18:15,232 --> 01:18:16,316 Don't you dare speak... 1267 01:18:17,109 --> 01:18:19,152 Did you pray to the gods... 1268 01:18:19,319 --> 01:18:23,574 when the women you loved laid dying on the battlefield? 1269 01:18:25,450 --> 01:18:27,578 Did you beg them for help... 1270 01:18:28,245 --> 01:18:30,289 as your family was massacred? 1271 01:18:33,250 --> 01:18:34,251 Good chat. 1272 01:18:38,005 --> 01:18:39,173 This one. 1273 01:18:39,673 --> 01:18:41,425 You're interesting. 1274 01:18:42,551 --> 01:18:44,094 You're different. 1275 01:18:44,803 --> 01:18:46,013 Yes. 1276 01:18:54,354 --> 01:18:55,606 You're dying. 1277 01:18:57,441 --> 01:18:58,650 I'm sorry. 1278 01:18:59,776 --> 01:19:01,653 We're on the same path. 1279 01:19:03,947 --> 01:19:07,284 Just as the sword empowered me... 1280 01:19:07,951 --> 01:19:10,078 the hammer empowered you. 1281 01:19:11,038 --> 01:19:13,749 But it did nothing to change your fate. 1282 01:19:14,750 --> 01:19:17,878 The gods will use you... 1283 01:19:18,754 --> 01:19:21,465 but they will not help you. 1284 01:19:21,924 --> 01:19:27,054 There is no eternal reward for us. 1285 01:19:33,685 --> 01:19:35,187 She'll be gone soon. 1286 01:19:36,980 --> 01:19:38,690 And you know who won't help her? 1287 01:19:38,857 --> 01:19:40,609 I'll give you one guess. 1288 01:19:51,829 --> 01:19:53,205 I know your pain. 1289 01:19:53,372 --> 01:19:55,374 Love is pain. 1290 01:20:00,003 --> 01:20:02,422 I had a daughter once. 1291 01:20:03,257 --> 01:20:05,217 I put my faith in a higher power... 1292 01:20:05,384 --> 01:20:08,095 hoping it would save her... 1293 01:20:08,262 --> 01:20:09,930 and she... 1294 01:20:11,139 --> 01:20:12,850 died. 1295 01:20:16,895 --> 01:20:18,981 Now I understand. 1296 01:20:19,147 --> 01:20:21,400 My daughter is the lucky one. 1297 01:20:22,025 --> 01:20:27,239 She does not have to grow up in a world of suffering... 1298 01:20:27,406 --> 01:20:28,907 and pain... 1299 01:20:29,074 --> 01:20:33,328 run by wicked gods. 1300 01:20:34,997 --> 01:20:37,374 Choose love. 1301 01:20:38,500 --> 01:20:41,962 Call the axe. 1302 01:20:50,637 --> 01:20:52,681 Call... 1303 01:20:53,098 --> 01:20:54,474 the axe. 1304 01:21:30,761 --> 01:21:32,012 You okay? 1305 01:21:32,179 --> 01:21:33,263 Yeah. 1306 01:21:36,225 --> 01:21:37,267 I wanna kill this guy. 1307 01:21:37,434 --> 01:21:39,895 So do I, but we have to take him alive. 1308 01:21:40,062 --> 01:21:42,064 He's our only link to finding those children. 1309 01:22:56,013 --> 01:22:57,806 Thank you, Mr. Goat. 1310 01:23:30,589 --> 01:23:31,590 Val! 1311 01:23:42,726 --> 01:23:44,102 We gotta get her out of here! 1312 01:23:53,904 --> 01:23:55,155 Hey. I got you. 1313 01:24:06,291 --> 01:24:08,168 Hey, guys, we're here. Come on, let's go. 1314 01:24:08,377 --> 01:24:10,254 Storm breaker, take us home. 1315 01:25:05,893 --> 01:25:08,145 At a rate that none of us have seen before. 1316 01:25:08,312 --> 01:25:11,481 Look, there are other more aggressive forms of treatment we can try... 1317 01:25:11,648 --> 01:25:14,818 but something's affecting her body's ability to fight the cancer. 1318 01:25:15,736 --> 01:25:17,362 I'm sorry, Thor. 1319 01:25:31,376 --> 01:25:33,003 There you are. Okay. 1320 01:25:33,170 --> 01:25:34,213 What's goin' on out there? 1321 01:25:34,379 --> 01:25:37,257 Some moron made a fridge without a door. Can you believe it? 1322 01:25:37,424 --> 01:25:40,469 Not to worry. Got it open and got you all sorts of goodies. 1323 01:25:40,636 --> 01:25:41,637 How's Val? 1324 01:25:41,970 --> 01:25:44,306 She's in a lot of pain, but she is stable. 1325 01:25:44,473 --> 01:25:45,473 Okay, good. 1326 01:25:45,849 --> 01:25:48,227 Now you just gotta get this out of my... 1327 01:25:48,393 --> 01:25:49,913 No, no, no. That's gotta stay in there. 1328 01:25:50,020 --> 01:25:53,273 That's all the magic potions and elixirs doing their thing, so... 1329 01:25:53,857 --> 01:25:56,776 I'm just gonna pop out for a moment, pick up the kids, kill the bad guy... 1330 01:25:56,777 --> 01:25:58,097 and then I'll come straight back. 1331 01:25:59,112 --> 01:26:00,697 You're going without me? 1332 01:26:01,448 --> 01:26:02,449 Yeah. 1333 01:26:02,616 --> 01:26:04,576 What happened to, like, doing everything together? 1334 01:26:04,743 --> 01:26:06,662 He's gonna use those kids to distract you. 1335 01:26:06,829 --> 01:26:07,913 You need me. 1336 01:26:08,080 --> 01:26:10,290 I do need you, Jane. I need you alive. 1337 01:26:10,457 --> 01:26:13,460 It'd be great to have you on the battlefield, fighting Gorr side by side... 1338 01:26:13,627 --> 01:26:15,420 but that hammer is killing you. 1339 01:26:16,755 --> 01:26:19,758 Every time you use it, it's draining all of your mortal strength... 1340 01:26:19,925 --> 01:26:22,094 leaving your body unable to fight the cancer. 1341 01:26:22,886 --> 01:26:24,846 What happened to, "Live like there's no tomorrow"? 1342 01:26:24,972 --> 01:26:27,014 Well, that's before I knew you might not have one. 1343 01:26:27,015 --> 01:26:28,392 Why not have one more adventure? 1344 01:26:28,600 --> 01:26:30,760 Jane, if there's a chance to live, you have to take it. 1345 01:26:30,894 --> 01:26:33,730 Spoken like a true Thor who does not have cancer. 1346 01:26:37,234 --> 01:26:41,196 I know I seem like some cool astrophysicist from New Mexico... 1347 01:26:41,363 --> 01:26:43,949 just living the dream, but look at me. 1348 01:26:44,116 --> 01:26:47,786 I wanna keep fighting. I'm the Mighty Thor. 1349 01:26:47,953 --> 01:26:49,193 And you want me not to do that? 1350 01:26:49,329 --> 01:26:51,915 What's the point of more time of this? 1351 01:26:52,958 --> 01:26:54,501 Because I love you. 1352 01:26:57,045 --> 01:26:58,755 I've always loved you. 1353 01:26:59,840 --> 01:27:01,884 And this is a chance for us. 1354 01:27:02,593 --> 01:27:06,138 But if you pick up that damn hammer again, then that chance is gone. 1355 01:27:18,192 --> 01:27:19,610 It's your choice, Jane. 1356 01:27:20,777 --> 01:27:23,538 But I'd regret it every single day if I didn't ask you to stay here... 1357 01:27:23,697 --> 01:27:25,574 so we could try and figure this out together. 1358 01:27:28,785 --> 01:27:30,746 You better come back to me. 1359 01:27:31,622 --> 01:27:33,582 I'm coming back as soon as I can. 1360 01:27:36,126 --> 01:27:38,587 - Break a leg. - I'll break all his legs. 1361 01:27:52,142 --> 01:27:54,435 Remember that the Gate to Eternity is at the literal center... 1362 01:27:54,436 --> 01:27:55,645 - of the universe. - Universe. Yes. 1363 01:27:55,646 --> 01:27:57,063 If you go past the cluster of comets... 1364 01:27:57,064 --> 01:27:59,544 Yes, yes, I know. We've been over this. I'm not gonna get lost. 1365 01:27:59,816 --> 01:28:02,236 So how you feeling with the old stab wound? 1366 01:28:02,402 --> 01:28:03,570 I think I lost my kidney. 1367 01:28:03,737 --> 01:28:04,988 Gone completely? 1368 01:28:05,155 --> 01:28:06,240 I wish I could join you... 1369 01:28:06,448 --> 01:28:08,909 but I'd probably die, and that won't help get the kids back... 1370 01:28:09,076 --> 01:28:10,494 so you'll have to go alone. 1371 01:28:11,119 --> 01:28:13,664 All you have to do is destroy that sword. 1372 01:28:13,831 --> 01:28:16,458 It's his source of power. He won't survive long without it. 1373 01:28:18,460 --> 01:28:20,420 Hey. Don't die. 1374 01:28:20,796 --> 01:28:21,964 Yeah, I know. 1375 01:29:15,726 --> 01:29:17,728 Eternity. 1376 01:29:20,022 --> 01:29:21,440 Finally. 1377 01:29:36,205 --> 01:29:37,456 Come on. 1378 01:30:03,315 --> 01:30:04,316 Hey, kids. 1379 01:30:06,860 --> 01:30:08,195 I knew he'd come. 1380 01:30:08,946 --> 01:30:09,947 Go! 1381 01:30:10,113 --> 01:30:11,114 Go, kids! 1382 01:30:20,207 --> 01:30:22,960 Everyone okay? All right, gather round. Gather round. 1383 01:30:23,418 --> 01:30:26,171 Good to see you in person, buddy. Good to see you. 1384 01:30:37,057 --> 01:30:38,558 All right, listen up. Here's the plan. 1385 01:30:38,559 --> 01:30:40,686 We're gonna sneak our way towards Storm breaker... 1386 01:30:40,853 --> 01:30:44,773 being very careful not to bump into any of those big shadow monsters. 1387 01:30:46,316 --> 01:30:47,693 They're behind me, aren't they? 1388 01:30:53,407 --> 01:30:55,007 Does anyone here have battle experience? 1389 01:30:55,117 --> 01:30:56,117 Battle experience? 1390 01:30:56,243 --> 01:30:58,203 Well, no time to learn like the present. 1391 01:30:58,370 --> 01:31:00,789 We're not strong like you. We're just kids. 1392 01:31:00,956 --> 01:31:02,916 Hey, don't forget you're Asgardian kids. 1393 01:31:03,375 --> 01:31:05,085 I'm not. I'm just a Lycan kid. 1394 01:31:05,252 --> 01:31:06,378 And I'm a Midassian kid. 1395 01:31:06,545 --> 01:31:07,837 - I'm Falligarian. - Okay, okay. 1396 01:31:07,838 --> 01:31:10,299 But today you're Asgardians. 1397 01:31:10,465 --> 01:31:11,717 Now collect your weapons. 1398 01:31:11,884 --> 01:31:12,925 What? 1399 01:31:12,926 --> 01:31:14,928 Go and find anything you can pick up. 1400 01:31:15,095 --> 01:31:16,096 Bring it back here. 1401 01:31:16,513 --> 01:31:17,890 Hurry, hurry! 1402 01:31:18,432 --> 01:31:19,558 Okay, cool. Come on! 1403 01:31:20,809 --> 01:31:22,436 They're getting closer. Hurry up! 1404 01:31:22,603 --> 01:31:23,604 Come on! 1405 01:31:25,230 --> 01:31:28,817 Today is a day that will go down in history. 1406 01:31:29,776 --> 01:31:32,988 Today is the day they will talk about for generations to come. 1407 01:31:33,155 --> 01:31:35,532 Today we are Space Vikings! 1408 01:31:36,408 --> 01:31:38,243 Present arms! 1409 01:31:43,582 --> 01:31:46,293 Whosoever holds these weapons, and believes in getting home... 1410 01:31:46,460 --> 01:31:49,296 if they be true of heart is therefore worthy... 1411 01:31:49,463 --> 01:31:50,923 and shall possess... 1412 01:31:51,924 --> 01:31:53,467 for limited time only... 1413 01:31:54,051 --> 01:31:57,721 the power of Thor! 1414 01:32:06,980 --> 01:32:08,273 General Axl... 1415 01:32:09,942 --> 01:32:11,735 lead your army to that axe. 1416 01:32:12,444 --> 01:32:13,904 We shall do our worst. 1417 01:32:15,405 --> 01:32:16,698 For Asgard. 1418 01:34:12,981 --> 01:34:14,149 Yeah! 1419 01:34:16,610 --> 01:34:17,611 No. 1420 01:34:31,959 --> 01:34:33,377 Jane. 1421 01:34:50,394 --> 01:34:51,979 We destroy that sword and he's dead. 1422 01:34:52,145 --> 01:34:54,345 The gateway's almost open. You gotta stop Storm breaker. 1423 01:34:54,982 --> 01:34:56,316 It's okay. I got him. 1424 01:35:04,366 --> 01:35:05,868 Storm breaker, stop this! 1425 01:35:06,618 --> 01:35:08,411 Get a hold of yourself. Look what you're doing! 1426 01:35:08,412 --> 01:35:09,746 I'm gonna get you out of there. 1427 01:35:10,706 --> 01:35:13,125 Come on. Come on, buddy. 1428 01:35:18,255 --> 01:35:21,633 Let go of my friend. 1429 01:35:25,804 --> 01:35:27,306 You've lost, Lady Thor. 1430 01:35:34,771 --> 01:35:35,771 First off... 1431 01:35:36,148 --> 01:35:38,775 the name is Mighty Thor. 1432 01:35:40,360 --> 01:35:41,653 And secondly... 1433 01:35:41,820 --> 01:35:43,822 if you can't say Mighty Thor... 1434 01:35:44,823 --> 01:35:48,452 I'll accept Doctor Jane Foster. 1435 01:35:52,414 --> 01:35:53,624 And thirdly... 1436 01:35:54,333 --> 01:35:57,211 Eat my hammer! 1437 01:36:05,511 --> 01:36:07,846 Storm breaker! 1438 01:36:12,184 --> 01:36:13,435 I knew you could do it. 1439 01:36:14,561 --> 01:36:16,522 Axl! Get them home! 1440 01:38:05,547 --> 01:38:06,673 Jane? 1441 01:38:07,174 --> 01:38:08,175 I'm okay. 1442 01:38:08,550 --> 01:38:09,843 You have to stop him. 1443 01:38:40,123 --> 01:38:41,500 Gorr! Stop! 1444 01:38:46,171 --> 01:38:48,298 What kind of father would I be... 1445 01:38:48,882 --> 01:38:50,467 if I stopped? 1446 01:38:54,388 --> 01:38:57,599 I know your pain, but this isn't the way. 1447 01:38:59,560 --> 01:39:02,479 It's not death or revenge that you seek. 1448 01:39:05,232 --> 01:39:07,568 What do I seek? 1449 01:39:21,039 --> 01:39:22,291 You seek love. 1450 01:39:25,669 --> 01:39:26,962 Love? 1451 01:39:28,005 --> 01:39:30,007 Why should I seek love? 1452 01:39:30,716 --> 01:39:32,551 Because it's all any of us want. 1453 01:39:35,012 --> 01:39:36,180 How... 1454 01:39:36,346 --> 01:39:40,058 dare you turn your back on me? 1455 01:39:41,602 --> 01:39:43,395 You've won, Gorr. 1456 01:39:43,562 --> 01:39:45,397 Why would I spend my last moments with you... 1457 01:39:45,564 --> 01:39:46,940 when I can be with her? 1458 01:39:48,317 --> 01:39:49,818 I choose love. 1459 01:39:50,027 --> 01:39:52,863 You can, too. You can bring her back. 1460 01:39:56,783 --> 01:39:58,493 Make your wish. 1461 01:40:29,691 --> 01:40:31,068 I'm dying. 1462 01:40:32,528 --> 01:40:34,154 She would have no one. 1463 01:40:35,405 --> 01:40:37,199 She would be alone. 1464 01:40:44,498 --> 01:40:46,500 She won't be alone. 1465 01:41:56,945 --> 01:41:58,113 My love. 1466 01:42:08,165 --> 01:42:10,083 I've missed you so much. 1467 01:42:12,961 --> 01:42:14,588 I missed you too. 1468 01:42:18,133 --> 01:42:19,384 I'm so sorry. 1469 01:42:19,551 --> 01:42:20,552 It's okay. 1470 01:42:22,638 --> 01:42:25,057 Ever since I picked up that hammer... 1471 01:42:26,892 --> 01:42:28,227 it's like... 1472 01:42:28,977 --> 01:42:30,437 I've gotten an extra life. 1473 01:42:31,897 --> 01:42:33,815 And it was... 1474 01:42:35,526 --> 01:42:37,027 magical. 1475 01:42:39,905 --> 01:42:41,949 Not too bad for a human. 1476 01:42:43,617 --> 01:42:45,160 Not too bad for a god. 1477 01:42:46,119 --> 01:42:50,040 Hey. I think I figured out my catchphrase. 1478 01:42:50,457 --> 01:42:52,042 - Oh, yeah? What is it? - Come close... 1479 01:42:58,006 --> 01:42:59,174 It's perfect. 1480 01:42:59,341 --> 01:43:00,634 It's the best one yet. 1481 01:43:00,801 --> 01:43:02,010 Thanks. 1482 01:43:10,102 --> 01:43:12,354 Keep your heart open. 1483 01:43:17,860 --> 01:43:19,278 I love you. 1484 01:43:20,529 --> 01:43:22,030 I love you, too. 1485 01:44:07,701 --> 01:44:09,203 Protect her. 1486 01:44:10,746 --> 01:44:12,080 Protect my love. 1487 01:44:46,073 --> 01:44:49,910 Let me tell you the legend of the Space Viking... 1488 01:44:50,702 --> 01:44:55,874 AKA the Mighty Thor, AKA Dr. Jane Foster. 1489 01:44:58,126 --> 01:45:00,587 Her sacrifice saved the universe... 1490 01:45:00,754 --> 01:45:04,383 and taught us all what it means to be worthy. 1491 01:45:04,925 --> 01:45:06,844 She helped the children of the gods... 1492 01:45:07,010 --> 01:45:09,304 who laser-beamed their way back home... 1493 01:45:09,471 --> 01:45:13,392 to their dozy little fishing village turned tourist destination. 1494 01:45:14,476 --> 01:45:15,561 Axl! 1495 01:45:15,727 --> 01:45:17,187 I missed you. 1496 01:45:17,563 --> 01:45:18,980 - Are you okay? - I'm fine. I'm okay. 1497 01:45:18,981 --> 01:45:20,107 - Are you sure? - I'm okay. 1498 01:45:20,274 --> 01:45:21,714 The kids were safe to be kids again. 1499 01:45:21,859 --> 01:45:23,235 Louder, three! 1500 01:45:24,862 --> 01:45:25,863 Widen your stance. 1501 01:45:26,029 --> 01:45:29,449 Especially after their king made them all go to self-defense classes. 1502 01:45:29,616 --> 01:45:31,410 Look at all those budding Space Vikings. 1503 01:45:31,577 --> 01:45:32,703 And the most important part. 1504 01:45:33,203 --> 01:45:34,538 The war cry! 1505 01:45:35,998 --> 01:45:37,249 Even Heimdall's son... 1506 01:45:37,416 --> 01:45:39,084 Axl Heimdall son... 1507 01:45:39,251 --> 01:45:41,461 who could now do his dad's freaky eye magic... 1508 01:45:41,628 --> 01:45:43,463 was becoming quite the warrior. 1509 01:45:43,922 --> 01:45:46,133 The future of Asgard was secure. 1510 01:45:47,885 --> 01:45:50,846 Speaking of futures, I was forging one of my own... 1511 01:45:51,013 --> 01:45:52,472 now that my body's grown back... 1512 01:45:53,390 --> 01:45:55,559 with a dude I met called Dwayne. 1513 01:45:57,186 --> 01:45:58,812 And what about Thor, you ask? 1514 01:45:59,396 --> 01:46:01,523 He embarked on a new journey... 1515 01:46:01,690 --> 01:46:06,069 because he had found something to live for, something to love for. 1516 01:46:06,236 --> 01:46:10,741 A little someone who turned him from Sad God into Dad God. 1517 01:46:10,908 --> 01:46:12,075 Breakfast is served. 1518 01:46:13,577 --> 01:46:15,537 Hello. There you go. 1519 01:46:15,704 --> 01:46:17,664 Hey. Breakfast. 1520 01:46:18,081 --> 01:46:20,584 Excuse me. What is that? 1521 01:46:20,751 --> 01:46:22,586 They're pan-flaps. From Earth. 1522 01:46:22,753 --> 01:46:24,588 I don't think I like pan-flaps. 1523 01:46:24,755 --> 01:46:26,005 - You love them. - No, I don't. 1524 01:46:26,006 --> 01:46:27,886 - Yes, you do. - I've never had that in my life. 1525 01:46:28,008 --> 01:46:29,717 Come on. Eat up. We have to go. We're gonna be late. 1526 01:46:29,718 --> 01:46:30,718 Now where are your boots? 1527 01:46:30,886 --> 01:46:32,846 I'm wearing them. 1528 01:46:33,180 --> 01:46:34,348 You're not wearing those. 1529 01:46:34,515 --> 01:46:36,099 - Yes, I am. - No, you're not. 1530 01:46:36,266 --> 01:46:37,434 Yes, I am. 1531 01:46:37,601 --> 01:46:38,644 No. You're not. 1532 01:46:38,810 --> 01:46:39,978 Go to hell, demon! 1533 01:46:41,897 --> 01:46:42,897 Wow! 1534 01:46:43,232 --> 01:46:45,901 Brand new, now destroyed. Thank you very much. 1535 01:46:46,068 --> 01:46:47,903 You know what? You wear what you want. 1536 01:46:48,070 --> 01:46:50,071 Don't come complaining to me when your feet get sore, all right? 1537 01:46:50,072 --> 01:46:51,823 You'll get no sympathy here from me. 1538 01:46:52,032 --> 01:46:54,243 Fine, I'll wear the boots. 1539 01:46:54,409 --> 01:46:55,451 Thank you. 1540 01:46:55,452 --> 01:46:57,204 Remember what my mother used to tell me. 1541 01:46:57,371 --> 01:46:58,411 Listen to the grown-ups... 1542 01:46:58,539 --> 01:47:00,582 and if you see anyone scared or being picked on... 1543 01:47:00,749 --> 01:47:02,149 - you look after them, okay? - Okay. 1544 01:47:02,251 --> 01:47:03,627 And most of all, have fun. 1545 01:47:03,794 --> 01:47:05,337 Gotcha. 1546 01:47:05,504 --> 01:47:07,506 Now where is Mjolnir? Where did I put him? 1547 01:47:07,673 --> 01:47:09,006 Over there. Sleeping in the bed. 1548 01:47:09,007 --> 01:47:10,175 In the bed. 1549 01:47:11,760 --> 01:47:12,761 Oh, wow. 1550 01:47:15,222 --> 01:47:17,015 That is not coming off. 1551 01:47:17,766 --> 01:47:19,184 What did you do? 1552 01:47:19,351 --> 01:47:21,270 She looked boring before. 1553 01:47:22,354 --> 01:47:23,856 Yeah. Suppose it did. 1554 01:47:24,022 --> 01:47:25,023 I love it. 1555 01:47:25,357 --> 01:47:26,567 Very creative. 1556 01:47:30,737 --> 01:47:31,737 Okay. 1557 01:47:32,364 --> 01:47:33,739 Now, you see the aliens down there? 1558 01:47:33,740 --> 01:47:35,951 - The stripy ones? - They look nice. 1559 01:47:36,118 --> 01:47:38,077 Yeah, they are nice. That's why we have to look after them. 1560 01:47:38,078 --> 01:47:39,913 Got it. Protect the nice ones. 1561 01:47:41,039 --> 01:47:42,040 I love you, sweetie. 1562 01:47:42,207 --> 01:47:43,458 Love you, Uncle Thor. 1563 01:47:46,461 --> 01:47:47,963 They will always be there for us. 1564 01:47:48,130 --> 01:47:51,300 The Space Viking and his girl, born from Eternity. 1565 01:47:51,466 --> 01:47:53,802 With the powers of a god. 1566 01:47:56,263 --> 01:47:57,890 Two warriors... 1567 01:47:58,056 --> 01:48:01,185 fighting the good fight for those who can't fight good. 1568 01:48:06,857 --> 01:48:10,485 They have traveled far, and have been given many names. 1569 01:48:11,153 --> 01:48:13,572 But to those who know them best... 1570 01:48:13,739 --> 01:48:15,407 they are simply known... 1571 01:48:15,574 --> 01:48:17,576 as Love and Thunder. 1572 01:50:05,434 --> 01:50:09,438 It used to be that being a god, it meant something. 1573 01:50:11,231 --> 01:50:13,275 People would whisper your name... 1574 01:50:13,859 --> 01:50:17,779 before sharing their deepest hopes and dreams. 1575 01:50:18,864 --> 01:50:21,200 They begged you for mercy... 1576 01:50:21,867 --> 01:50:24,620 without ever knowing if you were actually listening. 1577 01:50:26,955 --> 01:50:27,956 Now... 1578 01:50:28,665 --> 01:50:30,584 you know, they look to the sky... 1579 01:50:31,376 --> 01:50:33,629 they don't ask us for lightning. 1580 01:50:34,296 --> 01:50:36,632 They don't ask us for rain. 1581 01:50:37,341 --> 01:50:41,678 They just want to see one of their so-called superheroes. 1582 01:50:44,973 --> 01:50:47,351 When did we become the joke? 1583 01:50:50,437 --> 01:50:51,688 No. 1584 01:50:52,648 --> 01:50:54,107 No more. 1585 01:50:55,651 --> 01:50:58,237 They will fear us again... 1586 01:50:58,737 --> 01:51:01,698 when Thor Odinson falls from the sky. 1587 01:51:04,952 --> 01:51:07,830 Do you understand me, Hercules? 1588 01:51:08,330 --> 01:51:10,749 Do you understand me, my son? 1589 01:51:11,041 --> 01:51:12,459 Yes, Father. 1590 01:57:59,950 --> 01:58:00,950 What? 1591 01:58:02,536 --> 01:58:03,662 Hey. 1592 01:58:05,038 --> 01:58:06,540 Jane Foster. 1593 01:58:07,416 --> 01:58:08,959 Heimdall. 1594 01:58:09,418 --> 01:58:10,794 I see you're dead now. 1595 01:58:11,545 --> 01:58:12,796 Yeah. 1596 01:58:13,422 --> 01:58:15,424 Thank you for looking after my son. 1597 01:58:16,175 --> 01:58:18,802 You are very welcome here, to the land of the gods. 1598 01:58:23,557 --> 01:58:25,309 Welcome to Valhalla.