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Welcome back to COOKED!

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The traveling cooking
competition show

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in which local chefs compete
against each other

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in culinary challenges.

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I'm your host Hilda,
and this is my brother Gunther.

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And we love to eat.

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-Don't we, Gunther?
-Oh, that's right,

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schwester Hilda.

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We also love to deliberate,

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which is exactly what we did
during the commercial break.

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Now, while all of your meals
were simply wunderbar,

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one of you simply has to go.

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That's why it's time
for the final dish.

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None of you came here
to make friends.

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You came to be
the last chef standing.

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Claude, your goulash...

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was actually ghoulish.

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You know what that means.

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-You got cooked!
-You got cooked!

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Oh. What a sad day
for all of us,

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but mostly for you, Claude.

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Mostly for you.

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Hello?

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Is anyone there?

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<i>How do I stay so young?</i>

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<i>I don't know,
but it sure helps to look it.</i>

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Bless you.

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Oh, thank you.

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Is the show not back on yet?

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-No.
-Not too close.

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You don't want
a sick guardian, do you?

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-What is that?
-My menthol paste.

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Helps clear the...

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-Bless you.
-sinuses.

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I tried to use the branded stuff
but this wasn't strong enough,

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-so I made my own.
-God, It's so pungent.

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Go magic-wave. Go!

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Oh, isn't this contraption
marvelous?

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Yeah, Vikram, it is awesome.
Now, come on,

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you can still catch
the end of the show.

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Ah. And what are we watching?

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Oh, it is called <i>COOKED!</i>

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It is my new favorite
cooking competition show.

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It just came out of nowhere
a few weeks back.

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I'm sorry.
A cooking competition show?

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Yeah, chefs cook off
against each other

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to see who's got the best dish.

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It's kind of a guilty pleasure.

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Uh, no guilt on my end.

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I think cooking shows
are very comforting.

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And who decides
what food is best?

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Oh, it's the hosts.

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It's this wacky
brother-sister duo

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from Germany.

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-Bless you.
-The show revolves around food

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but you, the viewer,
cannot eat it?

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-It's not about that.
-Well, if it's not about

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the food, then what is it about?

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It's, um,

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it's just... ah,
you have to watch.

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Ah. How very convincing.

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<i>Your popcorn is ready.</i>

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Ah! My popcorn! Hmm.

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Oh. Who needs a kitchen

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when you can have
this funny little thing?

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This tome denotes everything

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one can concoct
within its walls.

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-Oh. It's back!
-And the winner

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-of this week's episode...
-Ah.

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<i>Is our reigning champion</i>

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<i>from Slovakia, Olga Horváth!</i>

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<i>As you know, each week
we travel to a new city</i>

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to find the finest chefs
in all of Europe.

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Next week, we'll be traveling
to beautiful Belgrade, Serbia.

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Cool! Fun.

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Connor's latest obsession
is gonna be in Belgrade.

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Hmm.
You can stalk the German hosts.

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Ask them why
they got rid of lederhosen.

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They really were
quite fashionable.

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Oh, do you guys smell that?

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No, I can't smell anything.

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My nose is as stuffed
as a Thanksgiving turkey.

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Just a package
of perfectly popped popcorn.

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Perfect? You mean burnt?

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Oh, it's not popcorn. It's...

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It's coming from the TV.

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-This is so strange.
-Connor, you're just hungry

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and you think
you're smelling the lemon cakes

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-Olga made on the show.
-Ah, yeah,

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Charlie's right,
that can happen.

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It can really trigger
your olfactory systems.

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You're just haunted by
my undeniable pheromones, huh?

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Oh, God, Connor
is smelling the television.

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He's finally losing it.

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I'm not losing it, okay?
I can just...

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Connor?

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Is it me or is that
a bit of an overreaction?

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No,
we shouldn't have mocked him.

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Remember the Bes Demon?

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Oh, God.

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Connor's greatest fear is that
the library will drive him mad.

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And he'd be lost
down a rabbit hole alone.

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-I feel terrible.
-Charlie's right.

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Let's give our pal
the evening to chillax.

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-Chillax?
-And tomorrow we'll apologize.

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Can't wait
to see you today, Belgrade.

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I cannot wait to discover

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the next wonderful chef.

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Who will be
the last chef standing?

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<i>Oh, I cannot wait.</i>

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<i>We've been
to so many wonderful cities,</i>

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<i>-haven't we, Hilda?
-So many. So many.</i>

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<i>Different dishes, oh, so -</i>

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<i>Yes. Once we had tacos.</i>

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<i>The tacos were very good.</i>

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Does anyone else smell that?

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Anyone?

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Is that a bag of rice?

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Hmm.

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-I microwaved it.
-Okay.

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How's the dissection
coming along, hmm?

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We must uncover the secret
of the mystery scent

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for Connor posthaste so he knows

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that we are taking him
seriously.

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I have taken apart
the entire television

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and there is nothing
out of the ordinary.

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I've even scanned it
with the app and nothing.

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Have you ever heard
of a magic television?

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Lysa, you may recall,
I hail from the 1800s.

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Every television
is magical to me.

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Aphrodite was said
to have an intoxicating scent.

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Uh, some deities were drawn

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to the mortal realm
using incense.

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Plus, I found a ton of articles

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talking about the science
of smell.

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Yeah, it's complicated.

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Smell is linked to emotion.

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Our olfactory systems travel

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directly through the areas
of the brain

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that process memories.

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And eating
is also connected to smell.

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Yeah, the complex flavors
we taste

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are actually possible
'cause of the smell.

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Could the magic be coming
directly from the show itself?

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But that doesn't explain
why only Connor could smell it.

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They did say the next episode
was filming in Belgrade.

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The Belgrade Studio Stages.

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They must be filming
there today.

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Well, that confirms it then.

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There is something magical
afoot at that studio.

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Hmm. We shall solve this smell
conundrum by suppertime

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and surprise him.

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Vikram.

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Wonderful to see the can-can
is still going strong.

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Sure.

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Ah. Hello.

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-Um, why don't we get inside?
-You work on the show?

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-Yes, we absolutely do.
-Uh-hmm.

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Where? Wardrobe? Sound?

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No. We are the Librarians.

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-Hmm. You should have said.
-Hmm.

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-Here. This way everyone.
-Amazing.

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Smashing, my good man.

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Our next guest
hails all the way from Belgrade,

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goes by one name
and loves Bolognese,

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please welcome Aleks.

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And our final
contestant joining us

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for this scrumptious episode

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is the delectable

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Connor Green.

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We certainly hope
you don't get cooked, Connor.

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What?

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How wunderbar.

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Four amateur chefs
making delicious food

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just for us.

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That's right, Hilda.

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Which chef will be cooked first?

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Join us after the break
for challenge number one.

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I can't wait
to slurp some soups.

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And cut! Let's move on.
And move this light, please.

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We'll be in hair and makeup,
fetch us when you're ready.

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Okay. Guy, position
two, move, move.

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You have five minutes
to prep your station, okay?

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Five minutes everybody
to prep your stations.

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-Connor, what are you doing?
-Guys.

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No, no, no, Lysa,
it is a brilliant plan.

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Connor has infiltrated the show

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to get more information
from the inside.

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-So what's our next move?
-Guys, I blacked out.

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What do you mean
you blacked out?

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I mean, I have no idea
how I got here.

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One minute I was getting coffee,

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then I smelled that smell again

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during a commercial
for the show.

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Next minute I'm here.

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So it wasn't the television,

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it was the TV show.

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Oh, you believe me now?

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-Hey.
-Let's not play

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the game of blame, hmm?

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Let's get
to the bottom of things.

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Connor, come with me,
we shall begin...

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No, Vikram. I'm staying here.

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Connor, you blacked
out and mysteriously ends up

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being a contestant
on a magical cooking show.

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You can't just
go through with it.

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I have to go through with it.

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Magic brought me here
for a reason.

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I need to figure out
what that reason is.

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The answer is here.
Food is the key.

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I need to cook.

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I don't like this.
Something's off.

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Connor can handle it.

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You continue
with filming the show,

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we'll split up to investigate.

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Yeah. Good luck. Come on.

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Do you really think
we should let Connor...

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No, no, no, Vikram's right.
We don't wanna repeat

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of what happened
with the TV, do we?

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Indeed.

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Do not fear.
We shall remain close by.

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Now, I wish to speak
to this other contestant, Olga.

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She has been winning
this competition every week.

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We'll poke around the other
contestants' dressing rooms,

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see what we can find.

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Ms. Olga, just the acclaimed

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culinary connoisseur
I was looking for.

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Oh. No, no, no,

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I'm just a simple woman
who loves to cook.

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Oh, no, nothing simple
about you, my dear.

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Oh, your work on this
televised tournament of taste

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has been terrifyingly terrific.

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-Who are you?
-Me?

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-Uh-huh.
-Oh.

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Well, I,

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-I am...
-Oh, he's an agent.

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For chefs.

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I didn't know chefs had agents.

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Yeah. He's the best of the best.

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He can get you cooking
in any kitchen in the world.

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Yes, it's true.

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All the top restaurants,
um, such as, um,

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-Giant Light in Rome...
-Uh-hmm.

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And, um, Mixer in Barcelona,

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and, um, Butter.

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Of course
you've heard of Butter, right?

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-No.
-Exactly.

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Yes. So tell me,
what's your secret?

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How do you keep winning?

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No secret. I just love to cook.

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Hmm. Did you study the arts?

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Culinary or otherwise?

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No. All that I know
I learned from my grandmother.

254
00:12:07,102 --> 00:12:09,687
I worked in her bakery
when I was younger.

255
00:12:09,688 --> 00:12:11,689
Yes, it's very nice,
but what drew you

256
00:12:11,690 --> 00:12:13,399
to be a contestant on this show?

257
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:16,610
I just saw the advertisement
that they are coming to my town.

258
00:12:16,611 --> 00:12:18,278
-Advertisement?
-Uh-hmm.

259
00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:19,363
No strange smell?

260
00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:21,198
Just the sweet smell of success.

261
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:26,912
And what about this
ancient-looking receptacle, hmm?

262
00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:29,873
-Where did this come from?
-Guys, clear the stage,

263
00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:30,917
we are back.

264
00:12:34,838 --> 00:12:35,964
Let's go.

265
00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:41,094
Okay. Last two contestants'
rooms were a wash.

266
00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:44,472
Let's try
contestant number three.

267
00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:48,643
Hmm. Where would one hide
a magical artifact?

268
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:52,230
Earth to Charlie?

269
00:12:53,648 --> 00:12:56,108
I'm, I'm sorry.

270
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:59,695
Um, what were we doing?

271
00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:00,821
We're searching Olga's
dressing room.

272
00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:02,197
-Are you okay?
-Olga?

273
00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:04,908
Yeah. You know, she's won
five weeks in a row.

274
00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:07,828
She certainly
made herself at home.

275
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:10,623
Olga.

276
00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:12,834
Oh, oh.

277
00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:17,046
And you're Lysa.
And you have a cold.

278
00:13:17,047 --> 00:13:19,758
Yeah. And you won't seem
to let me forget it.

279
00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:23,719
Are you okay?
Oh, no, I've made you sick.

280
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,304
Is it the brain fog?

281
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:27,848
No, no, no, I'm fine.

282
00:13:27,849 --> 00:13:29,308
-I swear.
-Okay.

283
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:32,020
We just have to be quick
before she returns.

284
00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:49,663
Are you okay?

285
00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:53,624
Huh? Yeah.

286
00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:55,667
Yeah.

287
00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,045
Never better.

288
00:14:05,804 --> 00:14:08,597
What are we even looking for?

289
00:14:08,598 --> 00:14:10,808
What kind of artifact would...

290
00:14:10,809 --> 00:14:13,560
-Lysa?
-Yeah.

291
00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:18,941
Oh, that kind of artifact.

292
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,739
We have ticked and tocked

293
00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:28,075
down to the final wire.

294
00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:33,247
Gunther, our first course
is ready.

295
00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:38,919
Which contestant will bowl us
over with their amazing soup?

296
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:43,674
Aleks, feed us!

297
00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:46,677
This is my family recipe
for leek soup,

298
00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:48,554
passed down for generations.

299
00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:50,931
Hmm, generations. Plural.

300
00:14:50,932 --> 00:14:53,434
So, not just mama's soup.

301
00:14:53,435 --> 00:14:54,977
Ah, good.

302
00:14:54,978 --> 00:14:59,023
It seems our returning champion,
Olga, owns a cauldron.

303
00:14:59,024 --> 00:15:00,399
Interesting.

304
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,234
Look what we found
in her dressing room.

305
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,570
Yeah. Doesn't exactly look like
a first edition Julia Child,

306
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:05,780
does it?

307
00:15:06,948 --> 00:15:10,367
Soup of Loneliness,

308
00:15:10,368 --> 00:15:12,703
Haggis of Heartbreak,

309
00:15:12,704 --> 00:15:14,956
Stroganoff of Self-Loathing,

310
00:15:18,543 --> 00:15:20,253
Moussaka of Misery.

311
00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:24,965
Oh, I knew it.

312
00:15:24,966 --> 00:15:27,217
Oh, this is my worst nightmare.

313
00:15:27,218 --> 00:15:31,056
We are dealing
with another witch.

314
00:15:33,308 --> 00:15:37,186
Aleks, your leek soup
tasted more like eek soup.

315
00:15:37,187 --> 00:15:39,229
It gives us no pleasure
to say this,

316
00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:41,148
but Aleks...

317
00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:42,942
-you got cooked!
-You got cooked!

318
00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:52,451
To be a witch? did it e

319
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:53,952
A kraken, I can handle.

320
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,329
A chupacabra, a cakewalk.

321
00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:57,331
One time,
there was a loquacious troll

322
00:15:57,332 --> 00:15:58,707
that had me
deviously discombobulated

323
00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:00,292
with his impossible riddles.

324
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:02,461
But even that, even that,
could not compare

325
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:05,047
to the absolute depravity,
the unwavering guile,

326
00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:06,590
the abject terror of witchcraft.

327
00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:09,718
Okay. Whoa, we don't know
if Olga is doing any depravity.

328
00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:11,095
She might just be, you know,

329
00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:12,763
trying to win a cooking show
by cheating.

330
00:16:12,764 --> 00:16:14,681
But why would a witch use magic
to win a cooking show?

331
00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:16,475
Trust me,
if a witch is involved,

332
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:17,976
malfeasance is at play.

333
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:20,354
We must deduce
what kind of witch Olga is,

334
00:16:20,355 --> 00:16:21,980
and from there,
figure out her plan.

335
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,691
<i>That's a cut.</i>

336
00:16:23,692 --> 00:16:25,150
<i>Hilda and Gunther,
to hair and makeup.</i>

337
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:27,444
<i>-We're back in 30.</i>
-Most importantly,

338
00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:28,821
we need to free
Connor and the others

339
00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:30,364
from whatever magic
is affecting them.

340
00:16:30,365 --> 00:16:32,282
Indeed. We must quell
the smell spell.

341
00:16:32,283 --> 00:16:34,368
Why do witches
always make you rhyme?

342
00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:35,536
Connor!

343
00:16:35,537 --> 00:16:37,830
Hey, how's it going?

344
00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:38,832
Hey.

345
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:44,837
Sorry. Who are you?

346
00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:46,213
What? I'm Lysa.

347
00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:48,800
This is... what is happening?

348
00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:52,594
Lysa, Vik, Charlie.

349
00:16:52,595 --> 00:16:54,513
Oh, my God. Of course.

350
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:56,599
I don't... I don't know
what came over me.

351
00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:00,185
What is going on?

352
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:01,311
Hmm.

353
00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:03,731
Charlie, you distract the hosts.

354
00:17:03,732 --> 00:17:05,107
Lysa, you sneak
into their office

355
00:17:05,108 --> 00:17:07,109
and see what information
you can find on Olga.

356
00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:10,613
As for I, I shall look
after our intrepid chef.

357
00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:12,781
Go.

358
00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:15,159
You are alone on an island,

359
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:17,370
what sandwich would you bring?

360
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:19,496
Pretzel sandwich.

361
00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:21,957
-Pretzel sandwich?
-Pretzel... oh.

362
00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:24,335
What a curveball. I love that.
You know what I would bring?

363
00:17:24,336 --> 00:17:25,586
A sausage biscuit.

364
00:17:25,587 --> 00:17:27,087
I had one
in North Carolina one time.

365
00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:29,339
-Absolutely.
-It was so delicious.

366
00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:30,924
-Hmm.
-Hi.

367
00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:33,552
Uh, I'm Charlotte.

368
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:37,265
Charlotte with
the Belgrade Women in Media.

369
00:17:38,141 --> 00:17:44,313
We're a online
entertainment blog for women.

370
00:17:44,314 --> 00:17:46,483
And you're here to interview us?

371
00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:48,734
Uh-hmm.

372
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,903
We're just two humble
Bavarian bakers

373
00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:53,447
who now get powdered
and primped for television.

374
00:17:53,448 --> 00:17:55,157
Isn't this <i>wunderbar,</i> Hilda?

375
00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:57,910
<i>-Wunderbar,</i> Gunther.
<i>-Wunderbar.</i>

376
00:17:57,911 --> 00:18:00,746
Uh, so great show.
Love you guys.

377
00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:02,247
<i>-Danke.</i>
-Love what you're doing

378
00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:05,542
with all the... cooking.

379
00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:06,794
Oh, <i>danke schoen.</i>

380
00:18:06,795 --> 00:18:08,337
We so appreciate
the art of cooking.

381
00:18:08,338 --> 00:18:10,381
-But don't forget the eating.
-Oh, of course.

382
00:18:10,382 --> 00:18:12,174
The eating. All for us.

383
00:18:13,843 --> 00:18:15,553
I wanted to ask you about Olga.

384
00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:20,725
Olga. She's so special.

385
00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:25,604
I'd love to know
what makes her food so great.

386
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:29,025
Oh, her cooking is just...

387
00:18:30,485 --> 00:18:32,111
magic.

388
00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:35,030
It's like nothing
we've ever tasted before.

389
00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:36,699
And what's she like?

390
00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:38,450
Off camera, I mean.

391
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,411
Oh, she's just a darling,

392
00:18:40,412 --> 00:18:42,413
although quite competitive.

393
00:18:42,414 --> 00:18:44,623
She keeps winning,
the ratings go up,

394
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:46,792
and the other contestants
are lining up

395
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,627
-trying to take her down.
-Who knows?

396
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,838
Maybe she'll even get
her own spin-off.

397
00:18:50,839 --> 00:18:53,465
-Or perhaps a movie!
-More food for us.

398
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,009
Exactly, yes.

399
00:18:55,844 --> 00:18:58,595
So, has your cooking
led you to figure out

400
00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:00,056
what that smell is yet?

401
00:19:02,225 --> 00:19:03,810
It's not just about a smell.

402
00:19:04,561 --> 00:19:05,853
When it first hit me,

403
00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:07,396
when it first came
through the TV,

404
00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:10,024
it stirred something
inside of me.

405
00:19:10,025 --> 00:19:14,738
Some emotion
that I can't quite place.

406
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,197
It made me lash out, I'm sorry.

407
00:19:17,198 --> 00:19:18,449
There's no need to apologize.

408
00:19:18,450 --> 00:19:19,491
We understand.

409
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,244
I'm not sure you do, Vik.

410
00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:23,746
When you guys started
making fun of me,

411
00:19:23,747 --> 00:19:27,624
it was just like being back
at the university.

412
00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:30,169
You think I didn't notice
all the sidelong glances

413
00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:32,713
and giggles when I'd mention
the occult or cryptids

414
00:19:32,714 --> 00:19:34,174
or the Library?

415
00:19:36,217 --> 00:19:39,553
I lost my whole career, my life,

416
00:19:39,554 --> 00:19:42,347
because people wouldn't
take me seriously.

417
00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:43,849
That must have been hard.

418
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:46,853
It's been so long trying
to prove myself to other people.

419
00:19:48,271 --> 00:19:50,551
I was worried I had to do it
all over again with you guys.

420
00:19:51,232 --> 00:19:52,733
I mean, you just wrote
the whole thing off

421
00:19:52,734 --> 00:19:54,526
as another silly obsession.

422
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,279
Connor's losing his mind
over it.

423
00:19:57,655 --> 00:19:59,032
I felt dis...

424
00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:03,536
Dis...

425
00:20:04,329 --> 00:20:05,622
Dismissed?

426
00:20:06,664 --> 00:20:08,041
Dismissed.

427
00:20:09,084 --> 00:20:12,378
COOKED! cast and crew,
return to set.

428
00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:13,838
I gotta get back.

429
00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:22,055
Okay. Olga, Olga, Olga,
where are you?

430
00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:29,395
Okay. Olga, no kids,
works at a garden shop,

431
00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:32,982
hmm, from Slovakia,
in for five episodes.

432
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,574
Brigit Burns.

433
00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:52,669
Huh.

434
00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:56,756
Ah.

435
00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:02,219
Okay. Claude Stetson,
where are you?

436
00:21:09,227 --> 00:21:10,477
Oh, no.

437
00:21:23,241 --> 00:21:25,285
Psst! Psst!

438
00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:28,495
We are back.

439
00:21:28,496 --> 00:21:29,955
Stand by, everybody.

440
00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:32,374
Hmm.
An excellent spot to keep an eye

441
00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:35,127
-on our culinary captive.
-I spoke to Gunter and Hilda.

442
00:21:35,128 --> 00:21:37,838
Seems like they're thinking of
a spin-off show starring Olga.

443
00:21:37,839 --> 00:21:40,382
And they said
her cooking was magic.

444
00:21:40,383 --> 00:21:41,842
Interesting.

445
00:21:41,843 --> 00:21:44,345
It appears Olga has some
kind of hold over them.

446
00:21:44,346 --> 00:21:46,930
I also spoke to Aleks and Kat,
the other contestants.

447
00:21:46,931 --> 00:21:48,974
They were both lured here
by some strange smell

448
00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:51,393
-coming from their TV.
-Oh.

449
00:21:51,394 --> 00:21:53,520
So Connor is not the only one
who is affected.

450
00:21:53,521 --> 00:21:55,481
That is some sort of relief.

451
00:21:55,482 --> 00:21:57,691
But I am still concerned.

452
00:21:57,692 --> 00:22:00,194
I spoke with him
and it was most distressing.

453
00:22:00,195 --> 00:22:01,403
I had no idea...

454
00:22:04,699 --> 00:22:06,200
No idea about what?

455
00:22:06,201 --> 00:22:07,910
I'm sorry.

456
00:22:07,911 --> 00:22:09,870
What was I saying?

457
00:22:09,871 --> 00:22:13,082
I lost the thought. Confound it.

458
00:22:13,083 --> 00:22:14,666
We are no closer
to finding a way

459
00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:16,335
to repel the smell spell.

460
00:22:16,336 --> 00:22:17,836
Olga's book.

461
00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:20,464
Maybe there's an answer
in there.

462
00:22:20,465 --> 00:22:22,008
Excellent thinking.

463
00:22:23,176 --> 00:22:26,262
My German isn't as good
as it used to be, but let's see.

464
00:22:29,099 --> 00:22:32,684
Ah. The spice,
the scent, the lure.

465
00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:36,355
A witch using a smell
spell to lure people in.

466
00:22:36,356 --> 00:22:38,396
This sounds like something
out of Hansel and Gretel.

467
00:22:39,818 --> 00:22:42,027
Gingerbread. Oh, Charlie,

468
00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:44,279
I think you've hit
the head of the nail.

469
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:47,950
This, this is
the Gingerbread Spell.

470
00:22:47,951 --> 00:22:49,576
The Hansel and Gretel
of whom you speak

471
00:22:49,577 --> 00:22:52,371
are no storybook siblings.

472
00:22:52,372 --> 00:22:56,542
No. This is the tale
of the Kitchen Witch,

473
00:22:56,543 --> 00:22:58,919
a very real witch

474
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:00,963
who would lure youths
to her gingerbread home

475
00:23:00,964 --> 00:23:03,090
with magic so that she could
cook and eat them.

476
00:23:03,091 --> 00:23:04,967
So, Olga's The Kitchen Witch?

477
00:23:04,968 --> 00:23:06,969
The very witch
from the true tall tale.

478
00:23:06,970 --> 00:23:09,263
The same witch that tried
to kill Hansel and Gretel

479
00:23:09,264 --> 00:23:10,681
all those years ago

480
00:23:10,682 --> 00:23:12,099
and has now somehow returned.

481
00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:13,600
And using some
kind of smell spell

482
00:23:13,601 --> 00:23:15,018
to keep people
doing her bidding.

483
00:23:15,019 --> 00:23:18,272
If that's true,
we need to take her down. Now.

484
00:23:18,273 --> 00:23:20,190
Agreed.

485
00:23:20,191 --> 00:23:21,066
Olga.

486
00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:23,110
It pains us to say, but...

487
00:23:23,111 --> 00:23:24,528
-you got cooked!
-You got cooked!

488
00:23:31,661 --> 00:23:32,996
Oh!

489
00:24:16,664 --> 00:24:19,416
Oh, my God.

490
00:24:19,417 --> 00:24:21,211
Are you guys okay?

491
00:24:37,310 --> 00:24:41,188
Don't they look delicious,
Gunther?

492
00:24:41,189 --> 00:24:45,777
Hmm. I am simply
salivating, Hilda.

493
00:25:00,792 --> 00:25:03,335
Guys. Guys, guys, guys,
guys, guys. Hey, hey.

494
00:25:03,336 --> 00:25:06,255
So, uh, we might have a bigger
problem than we thought.

495
00:25:06,256 --> 00:25:07,631
Oh, I don't think
that is possible.

496
00:25:07,632 --> 00:25:08,882
Well, when the contestants lose,
they are tricked

497
00:25:08,883 --> 00:25:10,259
into some kind of
a little holding cell.

498
00:25:10,260 --> 00:25:11,552
And Hilda and Gunther,
they have these like

499
00:25:11,553 --> 00:25:13,053
sharp, scary teeth

500
00:25:13,054 --> 00:25:14,889
and I'm pretty sure
they're gonna eat them.

501
00:25:15,682 --> 00:25:16,932
Well, I'd say,
that is much worse.

502
00:25:16,933 --> 00:25:18,350
And we thought
Olga was the witch

503
00:25:18,351 --> 00:25:19,226
from Hansel and Gretel.

504
00:25:19,227 --> 00:25:20,394
But apparently, our jolly

505
00:25:20,395 --> 00:25:23,147
and good-natured hosts,

506
00:25:23,148 --> 00:25:26,900
Hilda and Gunther,
are actually Hansel and Gretel

507
00:25:26,901 --> 00:25:29,903
in witch form.

508
00:25:29,904 --> 00:25:31,488
So, they remained
in the gingerbread house

509
00:25:31,489 --> 00:25:33,490
and took over the witch's role?

510
00:25:33,491 --> 00:25:34,908
Precisely.

511
00:25:34,909 --> 00:25:36,952
Gingerbread Spell affects
a certain type of person.

512
00:25:36,953 --> 00:25:40,456
One who is alone, sad,
abandoned, what have you.

513
00:25:40,457 --> 00:25:41,832
It targeted Hansel and Gretel

514
00:25:41,833 --> 00:25:43,542
because they were quite
literally abandoned

515
00:25:43,543 --> 00:25:45,044
by their family.

516
00:25:45,045 --> 00:25:46,837
And Lysa, you yourself wondered
why the smell spell

517
00:25:46,838 --> 00:25:49,048
had not affected
the rest of the team.

518
00:25:49,049 --> 00:25:51,217
See, all of us were present
at the show.

519
00:25:52,177 --> 00:25:54,762
But the three of us were not
as present as we needed to be,

520
00:25:54,763 --> 00:25:56,096
not for our friend, Connor.

521
00:25:56,097 --> 00:25:57,681
The Gingerbread Spell
targeted Connor

522
00:25:57,682 --> 00:25:59,475
because he felt abandoned by us?

523
00:25:59,476 --> 00:26:00,769
Oh, God.

524
00:26:01,895 --> 00:26:04,104
Ah, the spell's really
doing a number on him.

525
00:26:04,105 --> 00:26:07,900
And this whole thing
is a ruse to eat people?

526
00:26:07,901 --> 00:26:09,902
It is a powerful spell.

527
00:26:09,903 --> 00:26:12,112
It makes you forget who you are

528
00:26:12,113 --> 00:26:13,614
and where you come from.

529
00:26:13,615 --> 00:26:14,948
Your attention, everybody.

530
00:26:14,949 --> 00:26:17,618
Our final elimination segment
is up. Desserts!

531
00:26:17,619 --> 00:26:19,495
Okay. You guys grab Connor.

532
00:26:19,496 --> 00:26:20,579
I'm gonna fire up
the Magic Door.

533
00:26:20,580 --> 00:26:22,039
Let's get out of here.

534
00:26:28,963 --> 00:26:31,215
Okay. So, now we just need to...

535
00:26:31,216 --> 00:26:34,093
where is Connor?

536
00:26:34,094 --> 00:26:36,553
-Who's Connor?
-What? I...

537
00:26:36,554 --> 00:26:38,222
I told you to grab him

538
00:26:38,223 --> 00:26:40,182
so we could save him
from the witches.

539
00:26:40,183 --> 00:26:42,101
Witches? Where?

540
00:26:42,102 --> 00:26:43,477
Ah, have at thee!

541
00:26:43,478 --> 00:26:48,565
Who are you calling a witch,
you steampunk punk?

542
00:26:48,566 --> 00:26:51,902
Okay. No one is a witch
and no one is a steampunk punk.

543
00:26:51,903 --> 00:26:53,821
We needed to rescue Connor.

544
00:26:53,822 --> 00:26:55,906
-Who's Connor?
-Who's Connor?

545
00:26:55,907 --> 00:26:59,285
We were just with him.
How do you not, remember?

546
00:27:00,787 --> 00:27:03,914
Huh. I have to get something.
Stay here.

547
00:27:09,713 --> 00:27:14,842
Five, four, three, two, one.

548
00:27:14,843 --> 00:27:16,677
Time for something sweet.

549
00:27:16,678 --> 00:27:18,929
Desserts to the front.

550
00:27:33,069 --> 00:27:34,361
I didn't realize that witches

551
00:27:34,362 --> 00:27:37,031
have become so adept
at physical combat.

552
00:27:37,032 --> 00:27:39,867
I didn't realize they had
a Hot Topic at the Ren Faire.

553
00:27:39,868 --> 00:27:42,286
Oh, I don't know
what any of that means.

554
00:27:42,287 --> 00:27:44,204
I can't imagine
that's rare for you.

555
00:27:44,205 --> 00:27:46,582
Oh, how, dare you?

556
00:27:46,583 --> 00:27:48,083
Oh, God. Don't hit me!

557
00:27:48,084 --> 00:27:49,684
Don't hit me!
Don't hit me! Don't hit me.

558
00:27:52,839 --> 00:27:54,715
What is this?

559
00:27:54,716 --> 00:27:56,133
My menthol paste.

560
00:27:56,134 --> 00:27:57,885
A potent concoction
that can clear sinuses,

561
00:27:57,886 --> 00:28:00,012
block out odors,
and even cure seasickness.

562
00:28:00,013 --> 00:28:02,347
-Did you know that morticians...
-How come you weren't affected?

563
00:28:02,348 --> 00:28:05,559
Sinuses stuffed with mucus.

564
00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:06,685
Oh, please don't say mucus.

565
00:28:06,686 --> 00:28:08,395
Brilliant work, Lysa.

566
00:28:08,396 --> 00:28:11,482
But that Gingerbread Spell
permeates the soundstage.

567
00:28:11,483 --> 00:28:13,233
And while we and the crew
are not the intended targets,

568
00:28:13,234 --> 00:28:15,152
it's been slowly working
its way through our systems,

569
00:28:15,153 --> 00:28:16,987
-making us forget.
-Which is why

570
00:28:16,988 --> 00:28:18,322
the crew didn't realize
anything was wrong.

571
00:28:18,323 --> 00:28:19,782
Yeah, and why
they weren't concerned

572
00:28:19,783 --> 00:28:20,991
about the missing contestants.

573
00:28:20,992 --> 00:28:23,077
We need to go back
and save Connor

574
00:28:23,078 --> 00:28:24,912
but we need a way to protect
ourselves from that spell.

575
00:28:24,913 --> 00:28:27,916
-Lysa, bring that gel.
-Well, about that.

576
00:28:29,501 --> 00:28:30,834
You used the last of it?

577
00:28:30,835 --> 00:28:33,128
It's been a bad cold.
I can whip up some more.

578
00:28:33,129 --> 00:28:35,172
-It just might take a while.
-We don't have a while.

579
00:28:35,173 --> 00:28:38,008
Hilda and Gunther have already
claimed numerous victims.

580
00:28:38,009 --> 00:28:40,594
Oh, we must go back
and save Connor

581
00:28:40,595 --> 00:28:41,762
from these accursed witches

582
00:28:41,763 --> 00:28:43,889
and dispel this smell spell,

583
00:28:43,890 --> 00:28:45,682
gel or no gel.

584
00:28:45,683 --> 00:28:48,103
-Let's go.
-That made my head hurt.

585
00:28:55,026 --> 00:28:57,820
I am so sorry, Connor.

586
00:28:57,821 --> 00:28:59,446
Your crème brûlée

587
00:28:59,447 --> 00:29:03,409
was just a little bland
for my taste.

588
00:29:03,410 --> 00:29:04,786
Connor Green...

589
00:29:05,870 --> 00:29:07,350
-you got cooked!
-You've got cooked!

590
00:29:14,879 --> 00:29:16,296
You got cooked! got c!

591
00:29:16,297 --> 00:29:17,756
-Connor.
-Connor.

592
00:29:17,757 --> 00:29:18,799
Psst! Connor.

593
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:22,428
That means
our new champion is Kat!

594
00:29:22,429 --> 00:29:24,596
Congratulations!

595
00:29:24,597 --> 00:29:28,559
Go and bask in the glory
of being number one.

596
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:32,646
Our crew will be right in
for your post-show interview.

597
00:29:32,647 --> 00:29:34,398
Hilda, can you believe
after all that

598
00:29:34,399 --> 00:29:36,442
my tummy is still rumbling?

599
00:29:36,443 --> 00:29:38,444
Shall we get washed up
for supper, Hilda?

600
00:29:38,445 --> 00:29:39,987
Yes, Gunther.

601
00:29:39,988 --> 00:29:41,572
<i>Auf wiedersehen!</i>

602
00:29:41,573 --> 00:29:44,116
See you next time on COOKED!

603
00:29:44,117 --> 00:29:45,409
<i>Guten appetit!</i>

604
00:29:45,410 --> 00:29:46,702
And cut!

605
00:29:46,703 --> 00:29:48,620
That's a wrap for today.

606
00:29:48,621 --> 00:29:50,205
Supper. That means he's...

607
00:29:50,206 --> 00:29:52,416
That they plan to eat
the losing contestants

608
00:29:52,417 --> 00:29:54,710
right here in the studio.

609
00:29:54,711 --> 00:29:56,045
What are we gonna do?

610
00:29:56,046 --> 00:29:57,755
We can't just grab Connor
and leave.

611
00:29:57,756 --> 00:29:59,214
Gunther and Hilda
need to be stopped.

612
00:29:59,215 --> 00:30:01,467
We need to put an end
to this show for good.

613
00:30:01,468 --> 00:30:02,634
But how?

614
00:30:02,635 --> 00:30:05,054
You are all dismissed.

615
00:30:10,310 --> 00:30:11,478
Whoa.

616
00:30:14,439 --> 00:30:15,856
Dismissed?

617
00:30:15,857 --> 00:30:17,941
He's got that look on his face.

618
00:30:17,942 --> 00:30:19,151
If it's not about the food,

619
00:30:19,152 --> 00:30:20,110
then what is it about?

620
00:30:20,111 --> 00:30:21,779
Oh! I have it.

621
00:30:21,780 --> 00:30:24,490
Lysa, you go get the contestants
and bring them back here.

622
00:30:24,491 --> 00:30:26,033
-Charlie, with me.
-Okay.

623
00:30:26,034 --> 00:30:27,785
To the cookery.

624
00:30:27,786 --> 00:30:29,495
-What do need?
-Almond flour...

625
00:30:29,496 --> 00:30:30,954
-Huh?
-butter, eggs,

626
00:30:30,955 --> 00:30:34,166
baking powder,
and of course, salt.

627
00:30:34,167 --> 00:30:36,585
Okay. Please tell me
this is part of the plan

628
00:30:36,586 --> 00:30:37,946
and you're not
just feeling hungry.

629
00:30:46,971 --> 00:30:48,682
What are you doing?

630
00:30:50,850 --> 00:30:53,644
Charlotte?
You told us you were a blogger.

631
00:30:53,645 --> 00:30:55,813
Yeah, I lied.

632
00:30:55,814 --> 00:30:58,483
Vikram, whatever you're doing,
it better not take too long.

633
00:31:27,011 --> 00:31:28,138
Oh, damn.

634
00:31:34,394 --> 00:31:36,228
Okay.

635
00:31:36,229 --> 00:31:37,814
Let's get you out of here.

636
00:31:38,982 --> 00:31:41,525
Oh no, no rush,
no rush at all. Come on.

637
00:31:41,526 --> 00:31:44,111
-Where am I?
-Come on.

638
00:31:44,112 --> 00:31:46,322
Who am I?

639
00:31:46,323 --> 00:31:47,823
Who are you?

640
00:31:47,824 --> 00:31:49,450
Connor, it's me, it's Lysa.

641
00:31:49,451 --> 00:31:51,201
Lysa?

642
00:31:51,202 --> 00:31:52,369
You're under a spell.

643
00:31:52,370 --> 00:31:53,704
The Gingerbread Spell
to be exact.

644
00:31:53,705 --> 00:31:56,582
It is making you forget
who you are.

645
00:31:56,583 --> 00:31:58,917
I don't remember the word
for how I feel.

646
00:31:58,918 --> 00:32:00,461
I'm sorry,
we don't have time for this.

647
00:32:00,462 --> 00:32:02,755
Just follow me, and I've got
to get you out of here.

648
00:32:02,756 --> 00:32:05,591
Come on, guys. Okay.
Let's put that down.

649
00:32:05,592 --> 00:32:07,176
Okay. Let's go. Go, quick.

650
00:32:07,177 --> 00:32:08,552
Quick, quick. Great.

651
00:32:08,553 --> 00:32:09,887
Okay. Excuse me, excuse me.

652
00:32:09,888 --> 00:32:12,347
Let's get out of here.
Oh.

653
00:32:12,348 --> 00:32:15,017
Hey, what's going on?

654
00:32:15,018 --> 00:32:16,894
-Is there an after-party?
-Not quite.

655
00:32:16,895 --> 00:32:19,271
We are all in terrible danger.
We have to get out of here.

656
00:32:19,272 --> 00:32:21,815
Congrats on the win, by the way.
If we make it out of here alive,

657
00:32:21,816 --> 00:32:23,609
I'll get some of those
recipes off you, okay?

658
00:32:23,610 --> 00:32:25,152
Quick, quick, let's go!

659
00:32:25,153 --> 00:32:28,030
Rats.

660
00:32:28,031 --> 00:32:29,990
Arnold call?

661
00:32:40,126 --> 00:32:42,002
You better speed this up,
Vikram!

662
00:32:42,003 --> 00:32:43,921
Almost there! Any second now!

663
00:32:43,922 --> 00:32:45,589
Okay, Vikram.
I've got the contestants now.

664
00:32:45,590 --> 00:32:48,760
What...
oh, that escalated quickly.

665
00:32:49,636 --> 00:32:51,805
Oh, no. Uh...

666
00:32:55,517 --> 00:32:56,810
stay back.

667
00:32:58,770 --> 00:33:00,270
Why are you doing this?

668
00:33:00,271 --> 00:33:01,980
For centuries, we subsisted

669
00:33:01,981 --> 00:33:03,691
on rogue mountain climbers

670
00:33:03,692 --> 00:33:06,402
who roamed the hills of Bavaria.

671
00:33:06,403 --> 00:33:10,614
But then, one day
we discovered cable television.

672
00:33:10,615 --> 00:33:12,534
Tell them about the plan,
Gunther!

673
00:33:13,410 --> 00:33:16,453
You see, we devoured
all these cooking shows

674
00:33:16,454 --> 00:33:18,789
and thought, pfft,
we could do that.

675
00:33:18,790 --> 00:33:20,666
For too long,
we've been at the mercy

676
00:33:20,667 --> 00:33:24,211
of whatever healthy hiker
wandered our way.

677
00:33:24,212 --> 00:33:25,671
With our own show,

678
00:33:25,672 --> 00:33:28,882
we could lure in
the exact person we craved.

679
00:33:28,883 --> 00:33:32,261
Grief, hmm. Loneliness, yummy.
Ennui, delicious.

680
00:33:32,262 --> 00:33:37,099
All much better than that
healthy, well-adjusted hiker.

681
00:33:37,100 --> 00:33:38,225
Who cares.

682
00:33:38,226 --> 00:33:40,477
And now,
with the Gingerbread Spell

683
00:33:40,478 --> 00:33:42,354
wafting through televisions,

684
00:33:42,355 --> 00:33:46,483
we can find the exact flavor
we so craved.

685
00:33:46,484 --> 00:33:48,653
-That is monstrous.
-Yeah.

686
00:33:52,991 --> 00:33:54,034
Stay back.

687
00:33:57,370 --> 00:33:58,705
Gunther!

688
00:33:59,497 --> 00:34:02,167
I can't take her anymore!
Gunther.

689
00:34:07,130 --> 00:34:08,965
Come on, Connor,
you can do this.

690
00:34:15,555 --> 00:34:17,140
Hey!

691
00:34:21,561 --> 00:34:23,312
What? This is impossible.

692
00:34:23,313 --> 00:34:24,730
No one can break the spell.

693
00:34:24,731 --> 00:34:27,650
It is possible
because I'm Connor Green.

694
00:34:30,528 --> 00:34:32,446
And I'm a Librarian.

695
00:34:43,833 --> 00:34:45,709
No.

696
00:34:45,710 --> 00:34:48,838
Hilda!

697
00:34:52,008 --> 00:34:53,884
No!

698
00:34:56,888 --> 00:34:58,848
Yes!

699
00:35:02,602 --> 00:35:03,977
Connor was right.

700
00:35:03,978 --> 00:35:06,563
Cooking is the key
to this whole ordeal.

701
00:35:06,564 --> 00:35:08,565
Behold my creation.

702
00:35:08,566 --> 00:35:11,695
Reveal to me my nourishment.

703
00:35:13,905 --> 00:35:15,322
What is it?

704
00:35:15,323 --> 00:35:16,573
Mug bread.

705
00:35:16,574 --> 00:35:17,908
Another recipe made possible

706
00:35:17,909 --> 00:35:19,243
by the magical microwave,

707
00:35:19,244 --> 00:35:20,786
a mere 90 seconds.

708
00:35:20,787 --> 00:35:23,707
And now, we have this.

709
00:35:24,708 --> 00:35:27,210
This is what broke the spell.

710
00:35:29,462 --> 00:35:30,964
I don't get it.

711
00:35:31,798 --> 00:35:33,299
Food is the key.

712
00:35:34,092 --> 00:35:36,219
Or more specifically, bread.

713
00:35:37,220 --> 00:35:39,179
The act of breaking bread
with other people

714
00:35:39,180 --> 00:35:40,806
leads to connection,
bridges cultures,

715
00:35:40,807 --> 00:35:44,101
and most importantly,
creates friendships.

716
00:35:44,102 --> 00:35:45,936
When I saw you all working
together to save me,

717
00:35:45,937 --> 00:35:47,229
I was able to break
through the spell

718
00:35:47,230 --> 00:35:49,440
and realize what the smell was.

719
00:35:49,441 --> 00:35:52,026
The smell that lured me here
and almost turned me

720
00:35:52,027 --> 00:35:53,610
into a late afternoon snack.

721
00:35:53,611 --> 00:35:55,739
So? What was it?

722
00:35:57,032 --> 00:35:59,450
The day we all met.
After we defeated the Drekavac,

723
00:35:59,451 --> 00:36:01,827
we went and got dinner
at this Italian spot.

724
00:36:01,828 --> 00:36:03,120
I don't remember the name

725
00:36:03,121 --> 00:36:04,788
and the food wasn't
really that good,

726
00:36:04,789 --> 00:36:09,752
but it meant a lot to me
to have you three.

727
00:36:09,753 --> 00:36:11,337
It meant everything.

728
00:36:11,338 --> 00:36:14,298
It meant I finally had people
who believed in me.

729
00:36:14,299 --> 00:36:16,092
And it was the smell
of that restaurant.

730
00:36:17,218 --> 00:36:20,804
It was the moment
I realized I wasn't alone.

731
00:36:20,805 --> 00:36:24,517
I, uh, had a family... again.

732
00:36:26,728 --> 00:36:28,145
That's the real magic of food.

733
00:36:28,146 --> 00:36:30,064
It's not about a competition.

734
00:36:30,065 --> 00:36:31,649
It's not even about
the meal, really.

735
00:36:31,650 --> 00:36:34,109
It's about breaking bread

736
00:36:34,110 --> 00:36:35,820
with people who accept you.

737
00:36:37,822 --> 00:36:41,785
The smell is gone.

738
00:36:42,661 --> 00:36:44,703
The spell is broken.

739
00:36:46,039 --> 00:36:48,665
Oh, Hilda,
what is happening to us?

740
00:36:57,759 --> 00:37:00,219
It's all coming back to me now.

741
00:37:00,220 --> 00:37:05,432
It was a smell that lured me
to this show weeks ago.

742
00:37:05,433 --> 00:37:07,184
Strawberries and whipped cream,

743
00:37:07,185 --> 00:37:09,853
-my husband's favorite dessert.
-Oh.

744
00:37:09,854 --> 00:37:13,023
He would have it
every night before bed.

745
00:37:13,024 --> 00:37:16,110
Entirely too often.

746
00:37:16,111 --> 00:37:18,862
He's been gone
for five years now.

747
00:37:18,863 --> 00:37:20,365
I'm very sorry to hear that.

748
00:37:21,408 --> 00:37:22,616
I'm sure
he would have been proud

749
00:37:22,617 --> 00:37:23,951
of how well you did
on this show.

750
00:37:23,952 --> 00:37:26,745
Even if it was an evil plot

751
00:37:26,746 --> 00:37:28,622
to eat people?

752
00:37:28,623 --> 00:37:33,460
Ah, yeah, even so.

753
00:37:33,461 --> 00:37:35,255
You're cauldron, madam.

754
00:37:36,464 --> 00:37:37,965
Cauldron?

755
00:37:37,966 --> 00:37:41,260
That's a very
high-end Dutch oven.

756
00:37:41,261 --> 00:37:42,928
Oh. Oh, I see.

757
00:37:42,929 --> 00:37:45,347
A regrettable jumping
to conclusions on my part.

758
00:37:45,348 --> 00:37:48,809
It's just that witches get me,
um, agitated.

759
00:37:48,810 --> 00:37:50,310
Speaking of witch,

760
00:37:50,311 --> 00:37:53,064
why did you have this
in your dressing quarters?

761
00:37:54,482 --> 00:37:55,983
I'm not very proud of that.

762
00:37:55,984 --> 00:37:57,192
The pressure of winning

763
00:37:57,193 --> 00:37:59,903
week after week,
it just got to me.

764
00:37:59,904 --> 00:38:03,323
So I figured if I can steal
their recipe book,

765
00:38:03,324 --> 00:38:06,910
I could get some insights
into their taste.

766
00:38:06,911 --> 00:38:09,872
But you couldn't make
heads or tails of it?

767
00:38:09,873 --> 00:38:13,250
No. It turned out
their taste was me.

768
00:38:14,878 --> 00:38:18,797
Well, I shall leave you
to your Dutch oven,

769
00:38:18,798 --> 00:38:21,884
as I tend to an oven
of a more spooky origin.

770
00:38:21,885 --> 00:38:23,803
-Hmm.
-Hmm.

771
00:38:31,478 --> 00:38:34,356
It appears as though
they've been cooked.

772
00:38:42,113 --> 00:38:44,073
I know you're not fond
of any witches,

773
00:38:44,074 --> 00:38:47,493
but these two seemed
remarkably nasty.

774
00:38:47,494 --> 00:38:48,827
Oh.

775
00:38:48,828 --> 00:38:50,829
I'm glad they're taken care of.
Thank you.

776
00:38:50,830 --> 00:38:52,539
That cold of yours
was quite the boon.

777
00:38:52,540 --> 00:38:54,124
Yeah, but I'm gonna be glad

778
00:38:54,125 --> 00:38:55,667
when I can breathe
properly again.

779
00:38:55,668 --> 00:38:58,045
As am I. That menthol paste
has some staying power.

780
00:38:58,046 --> 00:38:59,338
Smell is such a mystery,
is it not?

781
00:38:59,339 --> 00:39:00,756
No, it isn't.
It's a science,

782
00:39:00,757 --> 00:39:02,091
and science saved the day
once again.

783
00:39:02,092 --> 00:39:04,218
The Gingerbread Spell
turns you into food

784
00:39:04,219 --> 00:39:06,303
by taking away your memory.
Fine.

785
00:39:06,304 --> 00:39:08,180
I'll begrudgingly admit
that your knowledge of the link

786
00:39:08,181 --> 00:39:09,973
between memory and scent
was rather useful.

787
00:39:09,974 --> 00:39:12,559
And your obsession
over the microwave was too.

788
00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:14,979
Yes, although I've moved on
to the wonders of the air fryer.

789
00:39:14,980 --> 00:39:16,730
Oh, do you think Elaine
will allow us

790
00:39:16,731 --> 00:39:18,232
to get one for the Annex?

791
00:39:18,233 --> 00:39:20,818
You know, I don't think
we have the counter space.

792
00:39:20,819 --> 00:39:23,070
What are you doing?

793
00:39:23,071 --> 00:39:24,613
They go in the Library!

794
00:39:24,614 --> 00:39:27,032
What? Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

795
00:39:27,033 --> 00:39:28,659
This whole thing
has been such an ordeal

796
00:39:28,660 --> 00:39:30,828
that I stopped by the market
on the way back and got these.

797
00:39:30,829 --> 00:39:32,788
Oh, my God.

798
00:39:32,789 --> 00:39:34,206
Do you want one?

799
00:39:34,207 --> 00:39:37,877
Oh, I'm actually off
human-shaped cookies.

800
00:39:40,797 --> 00:39:43,925
Ah, <i>auf wiedersehen,</i> huh?

801
00:39:51,016 --> 00:39:53,559
I hope those cookies haven't
spoiled anyone's appetite.

802
00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:55,269
Dinner's ready.

803
00:39:55,270 --> 00:39:57,104
I've been giving it
some thought,

804
00:39:57,105 --> 00:40:00,399
and I think I'd be a very good
reality television contestant.

805
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:02,609
-Oh, I don't know about that.
-Of course.

806
00:40:02,610 --> 00:40:05,029
After all, I thrive
in high-pressure environments,

807
00:40:05,030 --> 00:40:07,031
excellent at strategic
decision-making,

808
00:40:07,032 --> 00:40:08,282
and I almost always know

809
00:40:08,283 --> 00:40:10,367
when something is cake
or not cake.

810
00:40:14,789 --> 00:40:16,874
Connor, this looks amazing.

811
00:40:16,875 --> 00:40:21,129
Oh, you are kinder than
my last critics. Um...

812
00:40:22,213 --> 00:40:25,132
For instance,
none of this is cake.

813
00:40:25,133 --> 00:40:27,343
-Sure?
-Positive.

814
00:40:27,344 --> 00:40:28,553
Wait.

815
00:40:30,513 --> 00:40:32,181
Food is memory.

816
00:40:32,182 --> 00:40:34,516
It's your past,
it's your community,

817
00:40:34,517 --> 00:40:36,268
it's your home.

818
00:40:36,269 --> 00:40:37,311
I found my home.

819
00:40:37,312 --> 00:40:39,104
And so I wanted to share a meal

820
00:40:39,105 --> 00:40:41,523
that has brought me comfort
throughout the years,

821
00:40:41,524 --> 00:40:44,568
and say thank you to the Library
for bringing me here.

822
00:40:44,569 --> 00:40:47,571
You fought the Gingerbread Spell
admirably, my dear friend.

823
00:40:47,572 --> 00:40:49,239
And you could only do so

824
00:40:49,240 --> 00:40:50,991
by being such a good Librarian.

825
00:40:50,992 --> 00:40:54,495
Yeah. And we got your back
no matter what happens.

826
00:40:54,496 --> 00:40:58,624
We've always had your back
since day one.

827
00:40:58,625 --> 00:41:00,584
Hmm, a toast.

828
00:41:00,585 --> 00:41:02,503
A farewell to the smell spell.

829
00:41:02,504 --> 00:41:06,424
A spell I cannot undersell
as it has no parallel.

830
00:41:07,801 --> 00:41:09,803
To no more stupid rhymes.

831
00:41:11,471 --> 00:41:14,015
To spending time
with the people that matter.

832
00:41:15,266 --> 00:41:16,351
To family.

833
00:41:17,268 --> 00:41:19,353
To the Library.


