1 00:01:01,979 --> 00:01:04,190 Jesus, Michael. 2 00:01:04,232 --> 00:01:07,276 You want to 'Gram with the shrine? 3 00:01:07,318 --> 00:01:09,695 No, I'm, uh. I'm good. 4 00:01:14,992 --> 00:01:18,121 Well, Kathleen. 5 00:01:18,162 --> 00:01:20,289 -Welcome to the life. 6 00:01:20,957 --> 00:01:22,667 Hey, sweetheart. 7 00:01:22,708 --> 00:01:25,670 Kathleen, I'd love for you to meet my wife, Ava. 8 00:01:25,712 --> 00:01:28,131 Ava, I'd like for you to meet my mortal enemy, 9 00:01:28,172 --> 00:01:29,215 Kathleen Townsend. 10 00:01:29,257 --> 00:01:30,299 Kathleen. 11 00:01:30,341 --> 00:01:32,844 It is a pleasure to finally meet you. 12 00:01:32,885 --> 00:01:36,472 Well, likewise. Likewise. 13 00:01:36,514 --> 00:01:39,600 - Congratulations, newlyweds. - Michael and Thank you. 14 00:01:39,642 --> 00:01:43,730 A May-December romance really warms my heart. 15 00:01:43,771 --> 00:01:45,732 Aww, that's so sweet. 16 00:01:45,773 --> 00:01:47,817 - And you look wonderful, by the way. - Thank you. 17 00:01:47,859 --> 00:01:51,404 I think I recognize that outfit from season six. 18 00:01:51,446 --> 00:01:54,824 Okay, well, I will leave the two of you to catch up. 19 00:01:55,533 --> 00:01:56,533 Behave. 20 00:01:59,036 --> 00:02:00,455 Congratulations. 21 00:02:01,038 --> 00:02:02,206 Not bad. 22 00:02:02,248 --> 00:02:03,416 I mean, a year ago, 23 00:02:03,458 --> 00:02:05,752 you were doing insurance commercials 24 00:02:05,793 --> 00:02:06,919 with talking beavers. 25 00:02:06,961 --> 00:02:08,629 And now, now you have all this 26 00:02:09,881 --> 00:02:11,049 She have family money? 27 00:02:11,090 --> 00:02:14,469 Oh no. Ava is 100% self-made. 28 00:02:14,510 --> 00:02:18,056 She founded a discount online brokerage for women... 29 00:02:18,097 --> 00:02:19,390 She Trade. 30 00:02:20,224 --> 00:02:22,685 So this is a treat. 31 00:02:22,727 --> 00:02:25,063 After three years radio silence. 32 00:02:25,104 --> 00:02:27,482 What is this? Some kind of 12-Step thing? 33 00:02:27,523 --> 00:02:30,651 You're a rage-a-holic? You here to make amends? 34 00:02:30,693 --> 00:02:31,611 No. 35 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:34,280 This isn't easy for me, Michael. 36 00:02:34,322 --> 00:02:36,783 I know that we have hurt each other in the past. 37 00:02:36,824 --> 00:02:39,744 I know that I have hurt you terribly. 38 00:02:40,745 --> 00:02:43,372 But I have to ask you for a favor. 39 00:02:43,915 --> 00:02:45,291 Uh-huh? 40 00:02:45,333 --> 00:02:49,295 I want you to do a play with me. 41 00:02:51,297 --> 00:02:53,758 What? It's one night only. Regional theater. 42 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:55,551 Oh, but they have very deep pockets. 43 00:02:55,593 --> 00:02:58,388 I think some of the donors are big "Spooky" fans actually. 44 00:02:58,429 --> 00:03:00,848 They offered big money. 45 00:03:00,890 --> 00:03:02,308 What's the play? 46 00:03:02,350 --> 00:03:03,851 "The Ghosts of Pensacola." 47 00:03:03,893 --> 00:03:08,231 Ugh. Listen, even 30 years ago, that mope-fest sucked. 48 00:03:08,272 --> 00:03:10,775 Those were the best reviews of our career. 49 00:03:11,401 --> 00:03:12,360 It's a low bar. 50 00:03:12,402 --> 00:03:13,444 Michael, do you know 51 00:03:13,486 --> 00:03:15,571 that if you died tomorrow, 52 00:03:15,613 --> 00:03:17,323 you would be remembered 53 00:03:17,365 --> 00:03:19,200 for Spooky and the Cop. 54 00:03:19,242 --> 00:03:20,535 Well, that's great. 55 00:03:20,576 --> 00:03:23,037 That means I provided joy to a lot of people. 56 00:03:23,079 --> 00:03:25,373 You are an artist. 57 00:03:25,415 --> 00:03:27,750 It rages in your blood. 58 00:03:27,792 --> 00:03:29,460 I know your soul. 59 00:03:29,502 --> 00:03:34,382 I remember what the fire was like on that stage. 60 00:03:34,424 --> 00:03:36,151 Okay, I think you're overselling it, darling. 61 00:03:36,175 --> 00:03:38,094 The primal connection we had 62 00:03:38,136 --> 00:03:39,762 before the success, 63 00:03:39,804 --> 00:03:42,640 before the feuds and the tabloids. 64 00:03:42,682 --> 00:03:45,184 Oh yeah, and the "People" magazine interview 65 00:03:45,226 --> 00:03:46,936 where you implied that I couldn't read. 66 00:03:46,978 --> 00:03:48,146 I said I was sorry. 67 00:03:48,187 --> 00:03:49,939 It's still on my Wikipedia page. 68 00:03:49,981 --> 00:03:52,942 There's a whole subheading. "Illiteracy." 69 00:03:52,984 --> 00:03:55,945 Michael, I'm desperate. 70 00:03:55,987 --> 00:03:58,114 Please, I'm begging you. 71 00:03:58,156 --> 00:03:59,991 I will do anything you want. 72 00:04:00,032 --> 00:04:02,243 I will prostrate myself publicly. 73 00:04:02,285 --> 00:04:04,871 But I need this. 74 00:04:04,912 --> 00:04:08,291 Do you know what it's like for an actress of a certain age? 75 00:04:08,332 --> 00:04:10,543 You go from mom to senator 76 00:04:10,585 --> 00:04:12,628 to dementia patient. 77 00:04:12,670 --> 00:04:14,839 And, and I need the money. 78 00:04:17,550 --> 00:04:21,763 Well, I'm sorry, Kathleen. The answer's no. 79 00:04:21,804 --> 00:04:23,139 Okay. 80 00:04:23,181 --> 00:04:25,266 But if you need some cash, I could, I could ask Ava. 81 00:04:25,308 --> 00:04:26,768 Oh, fuck you! 82 00:04:29,312 --> 00:04:31,898 And fuck you, bitch. 83 00:04:32,607 --> 00:04:34,984 Fuckin' motherfuckers! 84 00:04:35,026 --> 00:04:37,028 - Fuck! - Jesus Christ. 85 00:04:37,070 --> 00:04:38,654 Motherfucker! 86 00:04:38,696 --> 00:04:40,573 Oh God. 87 00:04:40,615 --> 00:04:42,992 Michael, I keep asking you 88 00:04:43,034 --> 00:04:44,053 to keep your pills on you. 89 00:04:44,077 --> 00:04:45,495 What if I'm not here? 90 00:04:45,536 --> 00:04:46,662 - Ava... - Your heart. 91 00:04:46,704 --> 00:04:47,830 It's just seeing Kathleen 92 00:04:47,872 --> 00:04:50,333 makes my blood pressure spike. 93 00:04:50,374 --> 00:04:52,877 I'll get a massage from Jean Marc. 94 00:04:54,545 --> 00:04:56,047 - Darling. - Mm? 95 00:04:57,256 --> 00:04:58,800 Perhaps you should reconsider. 96 00:05:00,885 --> 00:05:01,885 I worry. 97 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:05,515 You know, my money, my career, 98 00:05:05,556 --> 00:05:07,975 all of... this. 99 00:05:09,185 --> 00:05:11,020 You miss the limelight. 100 00:05:13,398 --> 00:05:14,524 But with Kathleen? 101 00:05:14,565 --> 00:05:16,275 Oh, come on. 102 00:05:16,317 --> 00:05:18,569 It was 30 years ago. 103 00:05:18,611 --> 00:05:21,030 I'm sure you've both grown since then. 104 00:05:21,072 --> 00:05:22,073 Hmm? 105 00:05:24,075 --> 00:05:27,578 You manipulating, lying shrew! 106 00:05:27,620 --> 00:05:30,206 Oh, grow up, you're a kept man. 107 00:05:30,248 --> 00:05:33,251 You should be used to taking direction from a woman. 108 00:05:33,292 --> 00:05:34,377 There is no way 109 00:05:34,419 --> 00:05:36,421 I'm letting you direct this damn play! 110 00:05:36,462 --> 00:05:37,714 Whoops, I am. 111 00:05:37,755 --> 00:05:39,173 And you would have known that 112 00:05:39,215 --> 00:05:40,466 had you read your contract 113 00:05:40,508 --> 00:05:42,260 or had someone read it to you. 114 00:05:42,301 --> 00:05:45,680 Oh, okay, great. I'm in hell! 115 00:05:45,722 --> 00:05:47,140 And get this dog off the stage 116 00:05:47,181 --> 00:05:48,599 before I kick it for three points. 117 00:05:48,641 --> 00:05:50,226 Come here, Fosse. 118 00:05:50,268 --> 00:05:51,602 Um, could we possibly discuss 119 00:05:51,644 --> 00:05:53,563 my character's clubfoot for just a moment? 120 00:05:53,604 --> 00:05:55,582 Because I would feel personally a lot more comfortable 121 00:05:55,606 --> 00:05:57,567 if somebody from the clubfoot community 122 00:05:57,608 --> 00:05:58,901 were advising. 123 00:05:58,943 --> 00:06:00,486 - Oh God. Really? - Yeah. 124 00:06:00,528 --> 00:06:03,072 Just get out there and hobble, honey. 125 00:06:03,114 --> 00:06:04,741 That's the lunch menu, sir. 126 00:06:06,868 --> 00:06:09,287 I'll have a club sandwich with a side order of a gun. 127 00:06:09,328 --> 00:06:12,582 Um, uh, and also, Harry, if it's not too much trouble, 128 00:06:12,623 --> 00:06:15,918 thanks, could you get me a hibiscus tea, please? 129 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:17,920 With milk. Um, but not almond milk. 130 00:06:17,962 --> 00:06:19,440 I know people like it, but I'm allergic 131 00:06:19,464 --> 00:06:21,466 to all tree nuts and legumes, actually. 132 00:06:21,507 --> 00:06:23,885 - Of course, you are. - Well, no, I am. 133 00:06:23,926 --> 00:06:25,636 So if those dog treats are peanut-based, 134 00:06:25,678 --> 00:06:26,780 because they smell peanut-based 135 00:06:26,804 --> 00:06:28,115 and they say peanut butter on them, 136 00:06:28,139 --> 00:06:30,767 I could go into anaphylactic shock actually. 137 00:06:30,808 --> 00:06:34,062 Hold on. What the fuck is that? 138 00:06:34,103 --> 00:06:35,438 What? 139 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:37,607 That thing on your lap. 140 00:06:37,648 --> 00:06:38,941 What is it? 141 00:06:40,485 --> 00:06:42,737 My script? 142 00:06:42,779 --> 00:06:44,614 Would you like a representative 143 00:06:44,655 --> 00:06:48,326 of the off-book community present? 144 00:06:48,367 --> 00:06:51,245 You know, this is not a TikTok, baby. 145 00:06:51,287 --> 00:06:53,456 This is my stage! 146 00:06:53,498 --> 00:06:58,503 And you show up knowing your goddamn lines. 147 00:06:58,544 --> 00:07:00,588 These fucking millennials. 148 00:07:00,630 --> 00:07:02,131 Don't worry. You're doing great. 149 00:07:02,173 --> 00:07:04,425 You've already lasted longer than John Stamos. 150 00:07:04,467 --> 00:07:07,178 Where is my stage manager Bill? 151 00:07:07,220 --> 00:07:08,679 - Phil. - Okay, Bill, 152 00:07:08,721 --> 00:07:10,932 we are going to run this play 153 00:07:10,973 --> 00:07:14,310 the exact same way we did in 1991. 154 00:07:14,352 --> 00:07:17,647 The timing on my trapdoor exit 155 00:07:17,688 --> 00:07:19,065 at the finale 156 00:07:19,107 --> 00:07:22,527 must be exactly the same. 157 00:07:22,568 --> 00:07:25,655 Well, we don't do trapdoor drops anymore. 158 00:07:25,696 --> 00:07:26,781 It, it isn't safe. 159 00:07:26,823 --> 00:07:28,825 There's a 15-foot drop down 160 00:07:28,866 --> 00:07:31,619 to a concrete floor underneath, and union regulations state... 161 00:07:31,661 --> 00:07:36,582 Okay, I did that drop every night for one year. 162 00:07:36,624 --> 00:07:39,001 Frank Rich called it "effective." 163 00:07:39,043 --> 00:07:42,255 Okay, well, that was a long time, uh, uh... 164 00:07:48,594 --> 00:07:50,888 Say the word "ago." 165 00:07:53,558 --> 00:07:54,767 Go ahead. 166 00:07:56,519 --> 00:07:58,020 I want you to. 167 00:07:59,105 --> 00:08:03,025 Um... I'll make it as safe as I can. 168 00:08:03,067 --> 00:08:04,819 Don't knock yourself out, Phil. 169 00:08:04,861 --> 00:08:06,696 Okay, everyone, come on. 170 00:08:06,738 --> 00:08:10,116 We have four days to make magic happen here. 171 00:08:10,158 --> 00:08:12,034 Places, everybody. 172 00:08:15,204 --> 00:08:16,205 Places. 173 00:08:32,722 --> 00:08:35,183 Okay, people, to review... 174 00:08:36,184 --> 00:08:40,021 Every time a military jet flies over, 175 00:08:40,063 --> 00:08:43,691 I want everything on this stage to shake. 176 00:08:43,733 --> 00:08:45,902 Shake! You got it. Everything. 177 00:08:45,943 --> 00:08:49,072 - Yes, ma'am. - Now, on the third flyover, 178 00:08:49,113 --> 00:08:51,949 that is the cue for Michael's monologue. 179 00:08:51,991 --> 00:08:53,910 If he can manage to hit his mark. 180 00:08:53,951 --> 00:08:55,953 Is that big enough? Can you see it? 181 00:08:56,788 --> 00:08:59,707 Okay. Now, Bill. 182 00:08:59,749 --> 00:09:02,752 Bill, I would like to run through my monologue 183 00:09:02,794 --> 00:09:05,505 all the way till the end till the trapdoor fall. 184 00:09:05,546 --> 00:09:07,090 It's Phil. 185 00:09:07,131 --> 00:09:09,842 Yeah, we're ready! Everything's good! 186 00:09:09,884 --> 00:09:13,346 It was cold in Pensacola that winter. 187 00:09:13,388 --> 00:09:15,598 Unnatural cold. 188 00:09:15,640 --> 00:09:20,353 Frost that comes too soon and stays too long. 189 00:09:20,395 --> 00:09:22,063 Maybe forever. 190 00:09:22,105 --> 00:09:25,400 The mist rises up and... 191 00:09:25,441 --> 00:09:26,692 Don't move! 192 00:09:28,152 --> 00:09:34,075 The mist rises up and covers your toes. 193 00:09:34,117 --> 00:09:35,368 Then you waste. 194 00:09:38,329 --> 00:09:39,831 The waves. 195 00:09:39,872 --> 00:09:43,751 They want to meet the clouds. 196 00:09:43,793 --> 00:09:46,879 The mother and child reaching out... 197 00:09:46,921 --> 00:09:48,840 ...for each other... 198 00:09:49,549 --> 00:09:52,510 Oh, goddamn you! 199 00:09:52,552 --> 00:09:55,471 - What the hell...! - Hey, Kathleen. 200 00:09:55,513 --> 00:09:57,974 Why don't you grab me some extra thousand island dressing 201 00:09:58,015 --> 00:09:59,434 while you're back there. 202 00:09:59,475 --> 00:10:00,893 Oh! 203 00:10:00,935 --> 00:10:03,396 - Son of a bitch! - Mats work. 204 00:10:05,815 --> 00:10:07,859 - Hey. - What? 205 00:10:07,900 --> 00:10:10,486 I almost broke my goddamn neck! 206 00:10:10,528 --> 00:10:13,489 - I'm done. I'm out. I quit. - Good. 207 00:10:13,531 --> 00:10:15,324 You walk out now, you're on the hook 208 00:10:15,366 --> 00:10:18,327 for a $200,000 kill fee. 209 00:10:18,369 --> 00:10:20,997 So maybe you want to talk to your wife about it first. 210 00:10:21,038 --> 00:10:22,832 The one who pays your allowance. 211 00:10:22,874 --> 00:10:24,917 It's worth every penny! 212 00:10:24,959 --> 00:10:26,961 You know, I'm not so sure, 213 00:10:27,003 --> 00:10:28,671 because I think if she knew 214 00:10:28,713 --> 00:10:31,716 about all your dalliances, maybe not so much. 215 00:10:31,758 --> 00:10:34,677 Alright. You want some mutually-assured destruction? 216 00:10:34,719 --> 00:10:36,012 - Yeah. - I got you, baby. 217 00:10:36,054 --> 00:10:38,181 - Bring it. - Because I'm working on my memoirs, 218 00:10:38,222 --> 00:10:40,475 and I got a whole chapter about... 219 00:10:40,516 --> 00:10:42,185 ...Acapulco. 220 00:10:43,394 --> 00:10:44,979 You signed an NDA. 221 00:10:45,021 --> 00:10:48,775 Yeah, well, now I got NFs to G. 222 00:10:48,816 --> 00:10:50,276 Alright, I'll do your damn play, 223 00:10:50,318 --> 00:10:53,321 but I tell you this... The doomsday clock is ticking. 224 00:10:53,362 --> 00:10:55,865 And when the curtains drop on this play tonight, 225 00:10:55,907 --> 00:10:58,117 you can kiss your career goodbye. 226 00:10:58,159 --> 00:11:00,244 You might want to check your prenup. 227 00:11:00,912 --> 00:11:02,747 Because tomorrow, 228 00:11:02,789 --> 00:11:05,625 Ava is getting a little info in the mail 229 00:11:05,666 --> 00:11:08,753 about Chyna with a "Y." 230 00:11:09,462 --> 00:11:11,339 I'm not bluffing. 231 00:11:12,090 --> 00:11:13,049 I know. 232 00:11:13,091 --> 00:11:14,967 You're not a good enough actor. 233 00:11:43,496 --> 00:11:47,166 234 00:11:49,293 --> 00:11:51,921 Okay. Five minutes to call, people. Five minutes. 235 00:11:51,963 --> 00:11:53,339 - Found it. - Thank you. 236 00:11:53,381 --> 00:11:54,882 I got you a seat right up front 237 00:11:54,924 --> 00:11:56,342 so I can see you. 238 00:11:56,384 --> 00:11:57,510 Lucky me. 239 00:11:58,428 --> 00:11:59,929 Break a leg. 240 00:12:01,431 --> 00:12:03,141 Ava. Ava darling. 241 00:12:03,182 --> 00:12:05,184 I just wanted to thank you. 242 00:12:05,226 --> 00:12:06,352 Sorry? 243 00:12:06,394 --> 00:12:09,063 Well, I know that you convinced Michael 244 00:12:09,105 --> 00:12:11,774 to do the play with me, and... 245 00:12:11,816 --> 00:12:14,360 I just... thank you. 246 00:12:14,402 --> 00:12:16,279 Oh, Kathleen. Oh. 247 00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:19,323 No, see, I knew that working with you would be 248 00:12:19,365 --> 00:12:22,744 such a fucking nightmare that it would kill off 249 00:12:22,785 --> 00:12:24,704 Michael's silly little acting bug 250 00:12:24,746 --> 00:12:27,373 once and for all, and voilà. 251 00:12:27,415 --> 00:12:29,876 So, thank you. 252 00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:31,169 Psycho. 253 00:12:37,175 --> 00:12:40,011 That bitch's teeth don't even match. 254 00:12:40,053 --> 00:12:42,555 The fuck is going on here? 255 00:12:42,597 --> 00:12:43,890 - Break a leg, Michael. - Oh! 256 00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:45,975 Better not let Kathleen catch you with those. 257 00:12:46,017 --> 00:12:47,244 What is she going to do, fire me? 258 00:12:47,268 --> 00:12:49,353 A man can dream. 259 00:12:51,522 --> 00:12:52,565 Brrrr! 260 00:13:09,707 --> 00:13:11,042 Tomcat? 261 00:13:11,084 --> 00:13:13,669 No, that's a Phantom. 262 00:13:14,879 --> 00:13:16,589 Don't know why they bother. 263 00:13:16,631 --> 00:13:20,093 They say our boys will be home by Christmas. 264 00:13:20,134 --> 00:13:22,053 What are you afraid of? 265 00:13:22,095 --> 00:13:24,055 What will become of her? 266 00:13:24,889 --> 00:13:27,100 I'm afraid that, that she has 267 00:13:27,141 --> 00:13:30,937 too much of both of us inside her. 268 00:13:30,978 --> 00:13:34,732 I'm afraid that she has a gunmetal heart. 269 00:13:35,483 --> 00:13:36,483 Like you. 270 00:13:39,904 --> 00:13:43,449 Summer felt like winter 271 00:13:43,491 --> 00:13:45,368 felt like spring. 272 00:13:45,410 --> 00:13:47,161 Fucking hack! 273 00:13:47,203 --> 00:13:49,622 Pathetic excuse for a man. 274 00:13:49,664 --> 00:13:51,833 You ball-busting harpy. 275 00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:53,960 Ow. Ouch. Ouch. 276 00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:58,840 Goddamn son of a fucking piece of shit. 277 00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:01,551 You washed-up has-been. 278 00:14:01,592 --> 00:14:04,095 You pathetic preening prick! 279 00:14:04,137 --> 00:14:06,931 You are such a failure. 280 00:14:06,973 --> 00:14:08,599 You think you're an actress? 281 00:14:08,641 --> 00:14:09,475 You're a joke. 282 00:14:09,517 --> 00:14:13,563 A lying, philandering failure. 283 00:14:13,604 --> 00:14:15,982 The whole crew used to laugh at you. 284 00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:17,984 Actress? More like hacktress. 285 00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:20,903 You impotent baby. 286 00:14:20,945 --> 00:14:24,407 How the fuck did I put up with you all these years? 287 00:14:27,410 --> 00:14:30,329 You shriveled prune. Ah, ah! 288 00:14:30,371 --> 00:14:34,000 Not as shriveled as your tiny little dick! 289 00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:35,251 Asshole. 290 00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:41,716 You vain, backstabbing hag. 291 00:14:45,845 --> 00:14:48,431 What kind of god! 292 00:14:49,390 --> 00:14:50,391 Bobby. 293 00:14:51,434 --> 00:14:54,228 Bobby, I want my heart to soar. 294 00:14:54,270 --> 00:14:57,356 I will dance on your grave. 295 00:14:57,398 --> 00:14:59,400 I'll piss on your grave. 296 00:15:06,699 --> 00:15:09,869 It feels like a storm is brewin'. 297 00:15:09,911 --> 00:15:12,121 Did you close the windows, sweetheart? 298 00:15:15,875 --> 00:15:20,630 Oh baby. I saw the Crawford boy down the supermarket today. 299 00:15:23,007 --> 00:15:25,134 He works at the base now. 300 00:15:31,099 --> 00:15:32,892 - Stop it, Mama. - Stop what? 301 00:15:32,934 --> 00:15:34,602 Stop it! Just stop thinking 302 00:15:34,644 --> 00:15:37,063 that any man would ever want me. 303 00:15:37,105 --> 00:15:40,316 Oh, no, I didn't say that about your foot. 304 00:15:40,358 --> 00:15:42,527 - No! - Oh no. 305 00:15:42,568 --> 00:15:46,697 They say that there are two types of men in Pensacola: 306 00:15:46,739 --> 00:15:50,159 pilots, and the men who keep 'em up in the air. 307 00:15:51,285 --> 00:15:54,414 And if you forget, they'll remind you. 308 00:15:54,455 --> 00:15:57,250 Some folks say that that's why they fly their jets so low. 309 00:15:57,291 --> 00:15:59,711 Make us spill our morning coffee. 310 00:16:00,962 --> 00:16:04,048 Always looking up at the skies 311 00:16:04,090 --> 00:16:05,466 in fear. 312 00:16:05,508 --> 00:16:08,177 Just to keep us in our place. 313 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:16,102 Look out! 314 00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:20,606 Michael! 315 00:16:20,648 --> 00:16:21,774 Ava. 316 00:16:21,816 --> 00:16:23,609 Shit. 317 00:16:28,823 --> 00:16:30,867 Ava! Ava! 318 00:16:33,244 --> 00:16:35,830 Oh, my God! 319 00:16:37,498 --> 00:16:38,583 Oh no! 320 00:16:42,503 --> 00:16:45,006 I think we've got everything we need. 321 00:16:45,048 --> 00:16:47,884 And again, I'm so sorry for your loss. 322 00:16:47,925 --> 00:16:48,968 Thank you. 323 00:16:49,010 --> 00:16:51,220 Oh, I'll give you guys some privacy. 324 00:16:51,262 --> 00:16:53,639 I just want you to know that "Spooky and the Cop" 325 00:16:53,681 --> 00:16:55,850 made me choose a career in law enforcement. 326 00:16:55,892 --> 00:16:58,728 Thank you. I can't tell you how many times I've heard that. 327 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:15,912 That was the performance of a lifetime. 328 00:17:16,871 --> 00:17:18,289 You did it, darling. 329 00:17:18,831 --> 00:17:20,500 We did it. 330 00:17:20,541 --> 00:17:21,626 We did it. 331 00:17:21,667 --> 00:17:24,712 332 00:17:29,801 --> 00:17:32,053 Come on, you threw a tip at a customer. 333 00:17:32,095 --> 00:17:33,197 You know what, it was a dime. 334 00:17:33,221 --> 00:17:34,430 And you ate someone's bacon. 335 00:17:34,472 --> 00:17:36,015 They were ignoring me. 336 00:17:36,057 --> 00:17:38,559 You are the worst waitress I've ever had. 337 00:17:38,601 --> 00:17:41,020 And I ran a Cracker Barrel in the Green Zone. 338 00:17:41,062 --> 00:17:42,688 That last part was unnecessary. 339 00:17:42,730 --> 00:17:44,690 But thank you for your service. 340 00:17:44,732 --> 00:17:46,651 Okay. God. 341 00:17:53,199 --> 00:17:55,243 Well, as firings go, 342 00:17:55,284 --> 00:17:56,702 hardly my best work. 343 00:17:57,578 --> 00:17:59,288 Not bad for a matinee. 344 00:17:59,330 --> 00:18:00,599 You happen to know anyplace else 345 00:18:00,623 --> 00:18:02,333 that's looking for a subpar waitress 346 00:18:02,375 --> 00:18:05,628 that doesn't require paperwork or references? 347 00:18:05,670 --> 00:18:09,424 Well, actually, half hours, good tips. 348 00:18:10,133 --> 00:18:11,884 Mm, no benefits. 349 00:18:11,926 --> 00:18:13,553 Seasonal work, so it pays cash. 350 00:18:13,594 --> 00:18:16,514 I can put in a good word for you if you're interested. 351 00:18:16,556 --> 00:18:18,975 Well, that actually sounds pretty perfect. 352 00:18:19,016 --> 00:18:20,017 What's the catch? 353 00:18:21,602 --> 00:18:23,062 - ♪ Philadelphia ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 354 00:18:23,104 --> 00:18:24,397 - ♪ Am I helping ya? ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 355 00:18:24,439 --> 00:18:25,791 ♪ Who's your daddy? And by that, I mean ♪ 356 00:18:25,815 --> 00:18:27,650 - ♪ Founding Father? - ♪ Franklin ♪ 357 00:18:27,692 --> 00:18:29,193 - ♪ Who? Ben Franklin ♪ - ♪ You ♪ 358 00:18:29,235 --> 00:18:30,486 ♪ It's no surprise ♪ 359 00:18:30,528 --> 00:18:32,280 ♪ I'm healthy and wealthy and wise ♪ 360 00:18:32,321 --> 00:18:35,032 ♪ I've been struck by lightning ♪ 361 00:18:35,074 --> 00:18:37,577 ♪ Anyone can see ♪ 362 00:18:37,618 --> 00:18:40,288 ♪ A great big storm and a little old kite ♪ 363 00:18:40,329 --> 00:18:42,749 ♪ Helped me find the key ♪ 364 00:18:42,790 --> 00:18:44,083 This is hell. 365 00:18:44,125 --> 00:18:46,753 ♪ I'm all about the Benjamin ♪ 366 00:18:46,794 --> 00:18:49,213 ♪ Benjamin Franklin... ♪ 367 00:18:59,849 --> 00:19:03,478 Okay, people, to review... 368 00:19:03,519 --> 00:19:07,398 Every time a military jet flies over, 369 00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:10,943 I want everything on this stage to shake. 370 00:19:11,694 --> 00:19:13,613 Morning, Jer. Miss me? 371 00:19:13,654 --> 00:19:15,990 Shh! I'm listening to the tech rehearsal. 372 00:19:17,700 --> 00:19:19,577 I'll take that as a yes. What is this... 373 00:19:19,619 --> 00:19:21,079 Bill! Bill! 374 00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:23,748 ...the big magilla they've been working on all week. 375 00:19:23,790 --> 00:19:26,667 That's Kathleen Townsend and Michael Graves 376 00:19:26,709 --> 00:19:28,836 doing "Ghosts of Pensacola" here. 377 00:19:28,878 --> 00:19:30,254 I'm losing my shit. 378 00:19:30,296 --> 00:19:31,839 Hey, hey. No, that's not food. 379 00:19:31,881 --> 00:19:33,800 It's a prop. Prop food. 380 00:19:33,841 --> 00:19:35,593 - Respect it. - Well, this is, this is food. 381 00:19:35,635 --> 00:19:37,136 This is food. You're nuts. 382 00:19:37,178 --> 00:19:39,430 Listen up. No peanuts in anything. 383 00:19:39,472 --> 00:19:42,141 The third banana onstage has an allergy. 384 00:19:42,183 --> 00:19:44,060 It's our one-night-only gala event. 385 00:19:44,102 --> 00:19:47,980 It's a sellout, and I don't get halibut every day. 386 00:19:48,022 --> 00:19:50,608 So I need everyone on their toes. Okay. 387 00:20:06,374 --> 00:20:09,335 Wait. Charlie. No! 388 00:20:20,096 --> 00:20:22,056 Oh, goddamn you! 389 00:20:23,141 --> 00:20:25,435 What the hell?! 390 00:20:26,769 --> 00:20:28,187 Hey, Kathleen. 391 00:20:28,229 --> 00:20:29,498 Why don't you grab me some extra 392 00:20:29,522 --> 00:20:31,733 thousand island dressing while you're back there? 393 00:20:31,774 --> 00:20:33,151 What? 394 00:20:33,192 --> 00:20:34,569 Son of a bitch! 395 00:20:34,610 --> 00:20:36,028 Mats work! 396 00:20:36,070 --> 00:20:37,405 Bring me the Philistine. 397 00:20:38,781 --> 00:20:41,534 Oh, please, God, no, don't break another wig. 398 00:20:46,706 --> 00:20:50,209 - Hey. - Now you listen to me. 399 00:20:50,251 --> 00:20:52,587 When an actor is performing, 400 00:20:52,628 --> 00:20:56,716 you don't sneeze, you don't breathe. 401 00:20:56,758 --> 00:20:59,552 You don't dump fucking ice 402 00:20:59,594 --> 00:21:02,096 in a fucking frozé dispenser. 403 00:21:02,138 --> 00:21:05,516 Okay, listen, lady, I, I, I, I really. I just... 404 00:21:05,558 --> 00:21:06,851 I'm just doing my job here. 405 00:21:06,893 --> 00:21:09,145 What, do you think people come here for the food? 406 00:21:09,187 --> 00:21:10,813 Well, yeah. I mean, kind of. 407 00:21:10,855 --> 00:21:13,524 Uh... You know, I'm just a waitress. 408 00:21:13,566 --> 00:21:15,085 It's not really my fault that this place came 409 00:21:15,109 --> 00:21:16,611 with a talking wall. 410 00:21:16,652 --> 00:21:19,614 That stage is an altar 411 00:21:19,655 --> 00:21:22,075 where we bare our souls 412 00:21:22,116 --> 00:21:24,660 in search of the truth. 413 00:21:24,702 --> 00:21:27,914 Now you will respect that, young lady, 414 00:21:27,955 --> 00:21:30,166 or you can hit the fucking bricks. 415 00:21:31,959 --> 00:21:33,461 The truth. 416 00:21:33,503 --> 00:21:35,588 Wow. Uh, yeah, sorry. 417 00:21:35,630 --> 00:21:38,049 I just, I happen to know a thing or two about the truth, 418 00:21:38,091 --> 00:21:39,258 so I'll tell you. 419 00:21:39,300 --> 00:21:41,135 You got Patrick Swayze, "Roadhouse." 420 00:21:41,177 --> 00:21:43,304 Jennifer Jason Leigh, "Single White Female." 421 00:21:43,346 --> 00:21:45,681 Christian Slater, "True Romance." 422 00:21:45,723 --> 00:21:47,475 Truth, truth, truth. Now, you. 423 00:21:47,517 --> 00:21:49,435 Uh, well, I did happen to catch 424 00:21:49,477 --> 00:21:51,270 a few words through the rainstorm. 425 00:21:51,312 --> 00:21:54,315 And I'll tell you the truth, I didn't believe a single word. 426 00:21:54,357 --> 00:21:57,902 In fact, I would say that that's maybe the biggest batch 427 00:21:57,944 --> 00:21:59,779 of bullshit I've heard in my whole, 428 00:21:59,821 --> 00:22:01,489 yeah, whole entire life. 429 00:22:02,448 --> 00:22:04,659 Jesus. 430 00:22:04,700 --> 00:22:07,495 I get it. I'll see myself out. 431 00:22:07,537 --> 00:22:10,706 I haven't been spoken to that way in 30 years. 432 00:22:12,834 --> 00:22:14,502 Uh-huh. 433 00:22:14,544 --> 00:22:16,754 - Does this mean I'm not fired. - Fired? 434 00:22:16,796 --> 00:22:19,507 My God. What you're giving me is gold. 435 00:22:19,549 --> 00:22:21,092 It's fuel. 436 00:22:22,677 --> 00:22:25,680 I live off it. I use it. 437 00:22:27,056 --> 00:22:29,058 And you're lucky you took those earbuds out 438 00:22:29,100 --> 00:22:32,895 because you're about to hear the performance of a lifetime. 439 00:22:36,399 --> 00:22:37,567 I love your work. 440 00:22:38,401 --> 00:22:40,486 Hey. 441 00:22:40,528 --> 00:22:41,487 Hey. 442 00:22:41,529 --> 00:22:43,322 You survived a face full 443 00:22:43,364 --> 00:22:44,866 of Kathleen Townsend, kid. 444 00:22:44,907 --> 00:22:48,828 Uh, I mean, you seem like a normal guy, Phil. 445 00:22:48,870 --> 00:22:50,830 How are you putting up with these theater people? 446 00:22:50,872 --> 00:22:54,667 Well, you got to love 'em, and you got to understand 'em. 447 00:22:54,709 --> 00:22:57,670 I mean, what Kathleen said, she's right. 448 00:22:57,712 --> 00:23:00,798 What happens on that stage is a kind of magic. 449 00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:02,842 And I get to see someone hit with it, 450 00:23:02,884 --> 00:23:06,471 truly transformed by it for the first time every show. 451 00:23:06,512 --> 00:23:08,639 That's probably why I keep doing it. 452 00:23:08,681 --> 00:23:11,100 Well, you're a better man than me, Phil. 453 00:23:11,142 --> 00:23:15,021 Well, everything I said and, but also, 454 00:23:15,063 --> 00:23:16,189 Jack Daniels 455 00:23:16,230 --> 00:23:19,400 is my dramaturg. 456 00:23:19,442 --> 00:23:23,654 Now you see, this is the kind of pep talk I can get behind. 457 00:23:23,696 --> 00:23:25,865 One night only, kid. 458 00:23:25,907 --> 00:23:27,950 After opening, this is all over. 459 00:23:29,494 --> 00:23:32,246 To opening night. 460 00:23:39,754 --> 00:23:41,047 Excuse me, darling. 461 00:23:41,089 --> 00:23:43,049 Can you get me absolutely shit-faced? 462 00:23:43,091 --> 00:23:45,551 Oh, you'll never see the bottom of that glass. 463 00:23:45,593 --> 00:23:46,969 You mean like you? 464 00:23:49,514 --> 00:23:53,226 Summer felt like winter 465 00:23:53,267 --> 00:23:54,394 felt like spring. 466 00:23:54,435 --> 00:23:55,995 Makes you miss the hip-hop Ben Franklin. 467 00:23:56,020 --> 00:23:57,980 I didn't know what the seasons felt like... 468 00:23:58,022 --> 00:24:00,733 ...you washed-up has-been. 469 00:24:00,775 --> 00:24:02,902 You pathetic, preening prick! 470 00:24:02,944 --> 00:24:04,404 Glad someone's riveted. 471 00:24:04,445 --> 00:24:06,114 ...actress. You're a joke. 472 00:24:06,155 --> 00:24:07,758 Kathleen and Michael are fighting backstage, 473 00:24:07,782 --> 00:24:09,134 and they forgot to turn off their mics. 474 00:24:09,158 --> 00:24:10,410 ...failure. 475 00:24:10,451 --> 00:24:12,286 The whole crew used to laugh at you. 476 00:24:12,328 --> 00:24:14,914 -You weren't kidding. - Actress? More like hacktress. 477 00:24:14,956 --> 00:24:17,750 Hold on, if we can hear this, 478 00:24:17,792 --> 00:24:19,919 you realize who else can hear it, right? 479 00:24:21,295 --> 00:24:25,216 And I always ask myself, why, God, why? 480 00:24:25,258 --> 00:24:28,219 - But Bobby always made me feel... - Prune! 481 00:24:28,261 --> 00:24:31,514 Not as shriveled as your tiny little dick! 482 00:24:31,556 --> 00:24:33,141 Asshole! 483 00:24:33,182 --> 00:24:35,435 You vain, backstabbing hag. 484 00:24:35,476 --> 00:24:38,271 Who's talking? Is that the ghost? 485 00:24:38,312 --> 00:24:40,231 That's all I've ever wanted. 486 00:24:45,611 --> 00:24:49,949 Oh. Feels like a storm is brewin'. 487 00:24:49,991 --> 00:24:54,162 I saw the Crawford boy down the supermarket today. 488 00:24:54,203 --> 00:24:55,246 He asked about you. 489 00:24:55,288 --> 00:24:57,039 - Thanks. - Oh, stop it, Mama! 490 00:24:57,081 --> 00:25:00,293 Stop thinking that any man would ever want me. 491 00:25:00,334 --> 00:25:02,295 - Kill me. - Oh! 492 00:25:02,336 --> 00:25:05,006 There are two kinds of men in Pensacola... 493 00:25:05,048 --> 00:25:08,926 Pilots, and the men who keep 'em up in the air. 494 00:25:08,968 --> 00:25:11,262 And if you forget, they'll remind you. 495 00:25:11,304 --> 00:25:12,346 Watch Kathleen. 496 00:25:12,388 --> 00:25:13,490 Some folks say that's why... 497 00:25:13,514 --> 00:25:14,932 She's so present. 498 00:25:15,683 --> 00:25:17,143 Look at her. 499 00:25:17,185 --> 00:25:20,146 Fear and anticipation in her eyes. 500 00:25:21,522 --> 00:25:22,899 Yeah, you're right. 501 00:25:22,940 --> 00:25:24,820 This is the first time I've really believed her. 502 00:25:27,070 --> 00:25:28,946 Look out! 503 00:25:28,988 --> 00:25:30,823 Ava! 504 00:25:30,865 --> 00:25:32,325 - Michael! - Oh! 505 00:25:32,366 --> 00:25:35,745 Ava! 506 00:25:41,876 --> 00:25:44,796 Ava! Ava! 507 00:25:44,837 --> 00:25:47,215 Oh, my God! 508 00:25:51,928 --> 00:25:54,680 I mean, look, it's not your fault. 509 00:25:54,722 --> 00:25:57,517 A woman fell to her death on my stage. 510 00:25:57,558 --> 00:25:58,684 How is it not my fault? 511 00:25:58,726 --> 00:26:01,062 Because it was a crazy accident, okay? 512 00:26:01,104 --> 00:26:03,022 I mean, just think about all the things 513 00:26:03,064 --> 00:26:04,941 that had to go wrong. 514 00:26:04,982 --> 00:26:07,652 The light fell. Michael had a heart attack. 515 00:26:07,693 --> 00:26:09,529 His wife ran up with his pills 516 00:26:09,570 --> 00:26:13,199 after I poured her a bottle of the good stuff, by the way. 517 00:26:13,241 --> 00:26:15,993 If any one of those things hadn't happened, 518 00:26:16,035 --> 00:26:17,829 you and me will be outside by the dumpsters 519 00:26:17,870 --> 00:26:20,415 ranking Christopher Nolan movies right now. 520 00:26:20,456 --> 00:26:22,667 No, as soon as the curtain goes up, 521 00:26:22,708 --> 00:26:24,502 it's all my responsibility. 522 00:26:25,712 --> 00:26:27,839 I guess I'm lucky. 523 00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:29,560 All the cops had to do is check my thermos, 524 00:26:29,590 --> 00:26:31,300 and I'd be sitting in a cell. 525 00:26:33,052 --> 00:26:35,680 Come on. I know you. 526 00:26:35,722 --> 00:26:37,682 It was just a little Irish coffee 527 00:26:37,724 --> 00:26:38,975 to take the edge off, right? 528 00:26:39,016 --> 00:26:40,393 Yeah, that's what I thought. 529 00:26:41,561 --> 00:26:43,104 Maybe I'm a lightweight now. 530 00:26:43,146 --> 00:26:46,858 I know I checked that bolt and those pads. 531 00:26:46,899 --> 00:26:49,277 It's the last thing I remember before... 532 00:26:52,238 --> 00:26:53,698 Oh God. 533 00:26:53,740 --> 00:26:55,867 Oh God. 534 00:26:55,908 --> 00:26:57,243 Oh, my God. 535 00:26:57,285 --> 00:26:59,162 Oh, my God. 536 00:26:59,829 --> 00:27:02,290 Oh, my God. 537 00:27:04,792 --> 00:27:07,378 Jesus. Should you be leaving those out? 538 00:27:07,420 --> 00:27:09,213 Baby, I'm an actress. 539 00:27:09,255 --> 00:27:12,091 If I didn't have a bottle of Ambien in my dressing room, 540 00:27:12,133 --> 00:27:14,010 people would ask questions. 541 00:27:14,052 --> 00:27:15,470 Yeah, it's too bad about Phil. 542 00:27:15,511 --> 00:27:18,389 It's not like he's in jail or anything. 543 00:27:18,431 --> 00:27:21,392 He just went a little overboard. 544 00:27:21,434 --> 00:27:24,312 Wow. You really missed your window for playing a femme fatale. 545 00:27:24,353 --> 00:27:26,898 Now, I can remind the whole world 546 00:27:26,939 --> 00:27:29,609 what Kathleen Townsend can do. 547 00:27:29,650 --> 00:27:32,862 And the world is watching. 548 00:27:32,904 --> 00:27:34,864 What are you talking about? 549 00:27:34,906 --> 00:27:37,784 We are trending, baby. 550 00:27:37,825 --> 00:27:38,951 Right now, 551 00:27:38,993 --> 00:27:41,829 people are watching us. 552 00:27:41,871 --> 00:27:44,332 They are really watching. 553 00:27:45,958 --> 00:27:50,129 And I never got to deliver my monologue. 554 00:27:50,838 --> 00:27:52,882 - No. - Yes. 555 00:27:52,924 --> 00:27:55,802 One last performance. Tonight. 556 00:27:55,843 --> 00:27:57,470 - No. - For Ava. 557 00:27:57,512 --> 00:27:58,596 - No. - For Ava. 558 00:27:58,638 --> 00:27:59,847 Fuck that. 559 00:27:59,889 --> 00:28:02,517 What happened to we hide out overseas for a year 560 00:28:02,558 --> 00:28:05,186 and then reemerge confessing our love. 561 00:28:05,228 --> 00:28:06,771 You wrote the script, baby. 562 00:28:06,813 --> 00:28:08,356 I know. I wrote it. 563 00:28:08,398 --> 00:28:09,774 - And now I'm flipping it. - No. 564 00:28:09,816 --> 00:28:11,859 I'm flipping the script entirely. 565 00:28:11,901 --> 00:28:16,823 Yes. Your tragedy is what drew us together. 566 00:28:16,864 --> 00:28:18,449 It's risky. 567 00:28:18,491 --> 00:28:20,618 Oh, baby... 568 00:28:20,660 --> 00:28:24,580 don't you want to be together right now? 569 00:28:24,622 --> 00:28:26,499 - Yes. - Hmm? 570 00:28:26,541 --> 00:28:29,252 Don't you think we should start spending 571 00:28:29,293 --> 00:28:31,838 some of that She Trade money. 572 00:28:31,879 --> 00:28:34,006 - Oh yes. - Hmm? 573 00:28:35,883 --> 00:28:39,220 The spotlight's ours, baby. 574 00:28:39,262 --> 00:28:41,597 Let's get it while it's hot. 575 00:28:53,693 --> 00:28:54,861 So let me get this straight, 576 00:28:54,902 --> 00:28:57,864 a woman dies right in our faces 577 00:28:57,905 --> 00:29:00,032 and instead of giving us grief counseling, 578 00:29:00,074 --> 00:29:01,826 we have to work. 579 00:29:01,868 --> 00:29:03,661 Theater people are so strong. 580 00:29:03,703 --> 00:29:06,873 I don't know, it just, it, it doesn't make any sense. 581 00:29:06,914 --> 00:29:09,792 I mean, the dude had a coronary, 582 00:29:09,834 --> 00:29:11,461 and then his wife died. 583 00:29:11,502 --> 00:29:14,756 Like, what doctor signed off on this? 584 00:29:14,797 --> 00:29:16,424 Find a seat for Sheriff Ed. 585 00:29:16,466 --> 00:29:19,302 He's some crazy "Spooky and the Cop" fan. 586 00:29:19,343 --> 00:29:21,304 It's a sellout. If he doesn't have a ticket... 587 00:29:21,345 --> 00:29:22,930 Give the lawman what he wants. 588 00:29:22,972 --> 00:29:25,183 He just dealt with the richest woman in Connecticut 589 00:29:25,224 --> 00:29:27,351 getting killed by a drunk stagehand. 590 00:29:27,393 --> 00:29:29,020 Oh, come on. Bullshit. 591 00:29:29,062 --> 00:29:30,396 Thin ice. 592 00:29:30,438 --> 00:29:32,815 Get out there and keep your job. 593 00:29:42,575 --> 00:29:43,785 What do you want? 594 00:29:43,826 --> 00:29:45,411 Oh, don't worry about Fosse. 595 00:29:45,453 --> 00:29:47,747 He's very well-behaved today. 596 00:29:51,918 --> 00:29:53,753 So I thought it was weird 597 00:29:53,795 --> 00:29:56,214 that Michael was going over his dialogue for the show 598 00:29:56,255 --> 00:29:59,050 since he didn't miss a single line in rehearsal. 599 00:29:59,092 --> 00:30:03,054 So I checked in his coat pocket and lo and behold, 600 00:30:03,096 --> 00:30:07,058 this is not dialogue from "Ghosts of Pensacola." 601 00:30:07,100 --> 00:30:09,769 This is the fight that the two of you had 602 00:30:09,811 --> 00:30:12,063 during my monologue. 603 00:30:12,105 --> 00:30:15,608 The fight that you used to cover up Ava's murder. 604 00:30:15,650 --> 00:30:19,237 Sweetheart, Michael and I are workshopping 605 00:30:19,278 --> 00:30:22,573 a new play by a brilliant new writer, 606 00:30:22,615 --> 00:30:24,909 and we're running lines backstage. 607 00:30:24,951 --> 00:30:27,662 That might fly if I had seen 608 00:30:27,703 --> 00:30:29,497 the two of you backstage together. 609 00:30:29,539 --> 00:30:31,624 But I didn't. You were gone. 610 00:30:31,666 --> 00:30:34,085 And my monologue gave you just enough time 611 00:30:34,127 --> 00:30:35,712 to sabotage the light and the trapdoor. 612 00:30:35,753 --> 00:30:37,380 So you did it. 613 00:30:37,422 --> 00:30:39,549 You watch too much "Dateline." 614 00:30:39,590 --> 00:30:41,342 No, but I have been watching 615 00:30:41,384 --> 00:30:43,261 a heck of a lot of "Spooky and the Cop." 616 00:30:43,302 --> 00:30:45,388 And this exact thing happens 617 00:30:45,430 --> 00:30:49,559 in season six, episode 11, "Exit Stage Death." 618 00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:52,895 You lazy assholes didn't even bother to change the dialogue. 619 00:30:54,272 --> 00:30:58,151 So, um... here's my price. 620 00:30:58,192 --> 00:31:01,446 And here is my bank info. 621 00:31:04,741 --> 00:31:07,618 So if that money is not in my account 622 00:31:07,660 --> 00:31:09,787 by the end of the play tonight, 623 00:31:10,496 --> 00:31:12,290 I'm going to the police. 624 00:31:15,001 --> 00:31:17,420 Oh, and one last thing. 625 00:31:17,462 --> 00:31:19,547 I killed that fucking monologue, okay? 626 00:31:19,589 --> 00:31:22,425 So don't you ever upstage me again. 627 00:31:23,176 --> 00:31:24,594 Fucking boomers. 628 00:31:28,014 --> 00:31:30,224 Okay, what are we going to do? 629 00:31:31,142 --> 00:31:34,437 We have to pay. We have no choice. 630 00:31:47,075 --> 00:31:49,160 Just delivering the prop food. 631 00:31:49,202 --> 00:31:50,912 Oh, I belong here. 632 00:31:50,953 --> 00:31:52,747 Yeah. Okay, sir, prop food. 633 00:31:52,789 --> 00:31:54,165 Jesus. 634 00:31:54,207 --> 00:31:55,875 Ten minutes to curtain. 635 00:31:55,917 --> 00:31:57,502 Ten minutes to curtain. 636 00:31:59,879 --> 00:32:01,339 Phil's preshow checklist. 637 00:32:01,381 --> 00:32:02,965 Oh shit. I got to do the checklist. 638 00:32:03,007 --> 00:32:04,384 Wow. 639 00:32:04,425 --> 00:32:06,844 He ticked off the flappy door checkbox before the show. 640 00:32:06,886 --> 00:32:08,221 - It's here. - So? 641 00:32:08,262 --> 00:32:10,598 If he secured the flappy door, 642 00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:12,600 that means that someone unsecured it. 643 00:32:12,642 --> 00:32:13,976 That means it wasn't Phil's fault 644 00:32:14,018 --> 00:32:15,144 and it wasn't an accident. 645 00:32:15,186 --> 00:32:17,522 Is anyone else besides Kathleen 646 00:32:17,563 --> 00:32:19,565 supposed to go through that flappy door? 647 00:32:19,607 --> 00:32:22,402 Her big trapdoor moment? Are you kidding me? 648 00:32:23,486 --> 00:32:25,947 That means that Kathleen was the target. 649 00:32:25,988 --> 00:32:27,198 I gotta text Phil. 650 00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:28,533 Oh, my God. 651 00:32:28,574 --> 00:32:30,284 - Hey. - It's Charlie. 652 00:32:30,326 --> 00:32:31,869 It wasn't your fault. 653 00:32:31,911 --> 00:32:34,831 It was sabotage. S-A-B-O-O... 654 00:32:34,872 --> 00:32:36,558 - That doesn't seem right. - The show is about to start. 655 00:32:36,582 --> 00:32:38,262 Oh, my God, dude, dude, we just figured out 656 00:32:38,292 --> 00:32:39,812 that someone is trying to kill Kathleen. 657 00:32:39,836 --> 00:32:42,064 Now you're going to give them another whack at the piñata. 658 00:32:42,088 --> 00:32:43,756 But the show is about to start! 659 00:32:46,759 --> 00:32:48,761 Oh, if it isn't my fiercest critic. 660 00:32:48,803 --> 00:32:52,390 Are you here to give me some notes before my swan song? 661 00:32:52,432 --> 00:32:54,392 It wasn't Phil's fault. 662 00:32:54,434 --> 00:32:55,560 He was framed. 663 00:32:57,103 --> 00:32:58,730 So I think someone drugged him 664 00:32:58,771 --> 00:33:00,565 and futzed with the floor door. 665 00:33:00,606 --> 00:33:02,442 I mean, I don't know why, 666 00:33:02,483 --> 00:33:04,026 but I think you were the target. 667 00:33:04,068 --> 00:33:05,653 Me? 668 00:33:05,695 --> 00:33:08,448 You're the only one who was supposed to stand on it, so... 669 00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:11,451 I walk across it many times 670 00:33:11,492 --> 00:33:13,202 and did not fall through. 671 00:33:13,244 --> 00:33:15,747 My blocking is very vigorous. 672 00:33:17,081 --> 00:33:18,332 - Okay, uh... - Look, 673 00:33:18,374 --> 00:33:20,793 things happen in the theater all the time. 674 00:33:20,835 --> 00:33:22,587 Entire sets collapse. 675 00:33:22,628 --> 00:33:24,797 Live wires get exposed, 676 00:33:24,839 --> 00:33:27,008 they electrocute actors. 677 00:33:27,050 --> 00:33:28,718 But we persevere. 678 00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:31,220 Hey, I-I'm so sorry. I don't think you're hearing me. 679 00:33:31,262 --> 00:33:32,930 Someone's trying to kill you. 680 00:33:32,972 --> 00:33:35,433 I'm not going to let you go back out there. 681 00:33:40,188 --> 00:33:41,939 I'm already on. 682 00:33:43,191 --> 00:33:44,650 Now get out of my room. 683 00:33:45,276 --> 00:33:46,444 Wardrobe. 684 00:34:02,043 --> 00:34:03,961 Tomcat? 685 00:34:04,003 --> 00:34:06,464 No, that's a Phantom. 686 00:34:07,715 --> 00:34:09,467 I don't know why they bother. 687 00:34:09,509 --> 00:34:11,969 They say our boys will be home by Christmas. 688 00:34:12,011 --> 00:34:13,221 Cue 38. 689 00:34:13,262 --> 00:34:15,098 Listen, is that Phil? 690 00:34:15,139 --> 00:34:16,432 Give me that. 691 00:34:16,474 --> 00:34:17,809 - Phil, Phil. - Hey. 692 00:34:17,850 --> 00:34:19,852 Listen, I, I, I don't get it. 693 00:34:19,894 --> 00:34:21,771 I mean, the bolt must have been in place 694 00:34:21,813 --> 00:34:23,940 until Ava walked across it. 695 00:34:23,981 --> 00:34:25,608 Did you see anybody else down there? 696 00:34:25,650 --> 00:34:26,567 Nobody. 697 00:34:26,609 --> 00:34:27,819 Look, Charlie, I appreciate 698 00:34:27,860 --> 00:34:29,862 what you're trying to do, but just let it go. 699 00:34:29,904 --> 00:34:31,072 No can do, Phil. 700 00:34:31,114 --> 00:34:32,758 I'm like De Niro at the end of "Heat," man. 701 00:34:32,782 --> 00:34:34,283 So stay tuned. 702 00:34:36,452 --> 00:34:38,246 I need to see the video of last night's show. 703 00:34:38,287 --> 00:34:41,249 Well, be my guest. Take the curse off me. 704 00:34:41,290 --> 00:34:42,875 It's like the video from "The Ring," 705 00:34:42,917 --> 00:34:44,436 but with Phil gone, I'm the stage manager 706 00:34:44,460 --> 00:34:46,462 and I have nothing to go on except this video 707 00:34:46,504 --> 00:34:48,131 and Phil's notes from last night. 708 00:34:50,883 --> 00:34:52,760 Hey, hey, hey. 709 00:34:52,802 --> 00:34:53,970 What is that? 710 00:34:54,679 --> 00:34:55,847 Is that smoke? 711 00:34:55,888 --> 00:34:57,432 Looks like dry ice. 712 00:34:58,808 --> 00:35:01,310 Where do you keep this, uh, dry ice? 713 00:35:08,693 --> 00:35:10,445 Ow! Ow! Ow! 714 00:35:10,486 --> 00:35:11,779 You okay? 715 00:35:11,821 --> 00:35:15,283 Jesus. I-I got to talk to Kathleen. 716 00:35:15,324 --> 00:35:17,952 Hey, wait. Stop! 717 00:35:17,994 --> 00:35:20,955 See that? It's a sight line. 718 00:35:20,997 --> 00:35:23,791 You can't cross it, you're in the play. 719 00:35:23,833 --> 00:35:27,086 Bobby was my unexpected gift. 720 00:35:27,879 --> 00:35:29,464 Shameful as it was, 721 00:35:30,590 --> 00:35:33,009 I loved him so. 722 00:35:33,051 --> 00:35:36,471 He liked the stars that moved fast, 723 00:35:36,512 --> 00:35:38,181 like his aircraft. 724 00:35:38,222 --> 00:35:39,849 Hey, I figured it out. 725 00:35:39,891 --> 00:35:41,309 The bolt was dry ice. 726 00:35:41,350 --> 00:35:43,230 Excuse me. That means that someone definitely... 727 00:35:43,269 --> 00:35:45,646 The crickets are certainly very active. 728 00:35:45,688 --> 00:35:47,648 ...off! Off the stage. 729 00:35:47,690 --> 00:35:49,484 Oh, these crickets are wild. 730 00:35:49,525 --> 00:35:50,485 Off the stage. 731 00:35:50,526 --> 00:35:51,944 They need to stop, the crickets. 732 00:35:51,986 --> 00:35:52,862 Get off the stage. 733 00:35:52,904 --> 00:35:53,821 You need to stop now. 734 00:35:53,863 --> 00:35:55,490 You need to get off the stage. 735 00:35:55,531 --> 00:35:57,075 - Um, Garrett... - Jesus! 736 00:35:57,116 --> 00:36:00,244 ...what are you doing smoking that filthy thing in the house. 737 00:36:00,286 --> 00:36:03,247 You'll give Daisy pleurisy if you don't watch out. 738 00:36:03,289 --> 00:36:04,624 Mother, I smoke. 739 00:36:04,665 --> 00:36:06,167 Does that shock you? 740 00:36:06,209 --> 00:36:09,212 That's right. I smoke cigarettes. 741 00:36:09,253 --> 00:36:11,422 Your daughter, your little girl. 742 00:36:11,464 --> 00:36:13,341 -Thank God. - It suits me. It calms my spirit... 743 00:36:13,383 --> 00:36:15,343 - Hey! - ...and it eases my mind. 744 00:36:15,385 --> 00:36:17,804 Uh, yeah, well, looks like we got us 745 00:36:17,845 --> 00:36:20,348 a real smoker, Savannah. 746 00:36:20,390 --> 00:36:21,099 Good for you, Daisy. 747 00:36:21,140 --> 00:36:22,809 Hey, what are you doing? 748 00:36:22,850 --> 00:36:25,061 I myself enjoy smoking 749 00:36:25,103 --> 00:36:26,646 by the window over here. 750 00:36:26,687 --> 00:36:29,857 Let me go. Let me go! 751 00:36:29,899 --> 00:36:32,151 Smoke is going to be the death of all of us. 752 00:36:33,236 --> 00:36:34,987 I know what let's do... 753 00:36:35,029 --> 00:36:37,448 let's bake something together. 754 00:36:37,490 --> 00:36:38,825 A key lime pie. 755 00:36:38,866 --> 00:36:40,368 Like when you were a little girl. 756 00:36:40,410 --> 00:36:42,662 I'm not a little girl anymore, Mama. 757 00:36:42,703 --> 00:36:43,871 It was Michael! 758 00:36:43,913 --> 00:36:46,457 His fingers are burned from the dry ice 759 00:36:46,499 --> 00:36:48,084 he used to rig the floor. 760 00:36:48,126 --> 00:36:50,545 There's supposed to be milk in here somewhere. 761 00:36:50,586 --> 00:36:52,046 Oh, there. 762 00:36:52,088 --> 00:36:55,174 Michael was on stage the entire time. 763 00:36:55,216 --> 00:36:57,885 No, the chubby foot monologue, that was three minutes. 764 00:36:57,927 --> 00:37:00,221 - He could have... - Our argument. 765 00:37:00,263 --> 00:37:02,390 Everyone heard it. You heard it. 766 00:37:02,432 --> 00:37:04,976 Now, what the fuck are you even talking about? 767 00:37:05,017 --> 00:37:07,228 You almost caught the bus, lady. 768 00:37:07,270 --> 00:37:09,272 That falling light saved your life. 769 00:37:09,313 --> 00:37:12,150 ...if I were a refrigerator, would you pay attention to me? 770 00:37:12,191 --> 00:37:15,319 Exactly. And do you think he rigged the light to kill himself? 771 00:37:15,361 --> 00:37:16,571 The light? 772 00:37:16,612 --> 00:37:19,240 ...watching life like his old man! 773 00:37:19,282 --> 00:37:21,993 Why did I push Bobby? Why? 774 00:37:22,034 --> 00:37:25,496 You only told him to aim high. 775 00:37:25,538 --> 00:37:28,750 Isn't that what we all want for our children? 776 00:37:28,791 --> 00:37:30,293 Oh. 777 00:37:30,334 --> 00:37:32,920 But when I saw him in those dress blues. 778 00:37:32,962 --> 00:37:37,050 Oh, that boy was born to fly. 779 00:37:37,091 --> 00:37:39,552 Was he happy, our son? 780 00:37:39,594 --> 00:37:41,179 Was he happy? 781 00:37:41,220 --> 00:37:44,098 Oh, baby, you and I both know that 782 00:37:44,140 --> 00:37:45,767 Bobby was never happy 783 00:37:45,808 --> 00:37:49,437 other than when he was up there flying with the birds... 784 00:37:49,479 --> 00:37:53,316 If that matters. If anything matters. 785 00:37:54,484 --> 00:37:55,651 I love you. 786 00:37:57,487 --> 00:37:58,738 That matters. 787 00:37:59,614 --> 00:38:00,615 The truth. 788 00:38:01,741 --> 00:38:03,159 I love you, too. 789 00:38:16,839 --> 00:38:18,508 Hey, hey, chubby foot. 790 00:38:18,549 --> 00:38:20,635 Uh, we've got a situation here. 791 00:38:20,676 --> 00:38:22,970 Who are you? Did you just come down from the lights? 792 00:38:23,012 --> 00:38:24,222 It doesn't matter. So I thought 793 00:38:24,263 --> 00:38:26,015 that Michael was trying to kill Kathleen, 794 00:38:26,057 --> 00:38:27,308 but I was wrong. 795 00:38:27,350 --> 00:38:30,478 It was his wife, and they were in it together. 796 00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:32,271 Michael and Kathleen. 797 00:38:32,313 --> 00:38:34,482 You see, they don't hate each other. 798 00:38:34,524 --> 00:38:36,085 - They love each other. - Why are you telling me this? 799 00:38:36,109 --> 00:38:38,152 - I'm about to go on. - Oh, because... 800 00:38:38,194 --> 00:38:39,737 Excuse me. You can prove it. 801 00:38:39,779 --> 00:38:43,991 You see, it was during your foot club speech thing. 802 00:38:44,033 --> 00:38:46,077 He was futzing with the flappy door, 803 00:38:46,119 --> 00:38:49,122 and she, she was messing with the light. 804 00:38:49,163 --> 00:38:50,832 What was it? Three minutes, right? 805 00:38:50,873 --> 00:38:54,252 Yes. But I saw the two of them backstage together, 806 00:38:54,293 --> 00:38:55,896 so they couldn't possibly have done it, okay. 807 00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:58,506 So... will you leave me alone. I have to go on. 808 00:38:58,548 --> 00:38:59,757 Wait, why are you lying? 809 00:38:59,799 --> 00:39:01,151 Wait, are you in love with him too? 810 00:39:01,175 --> 00:39:03,261 Will you please leave me alone? 811 00:39:03,302 --> 00:39:04,971 Are you a thruple? 812 00:39:05,012 --> 00:39:06,806 - Shit. - Mama. 813 00:39:06,848 --> 00:39:09,892 Do you think Billy Crawford will come calling? 814 00:39:09,934 --> 00:39:13,563 Oh, I could call his mother and ask her, couldn't I? 815 00:39:18,985 --> 00:39:22,071 No, never mind, Mama. Forget I mentioned it. 816 00:39:22,113 --> 00:39:23,322 I will. 817 00:39:24,657 --> 00:39:27,493 Do you think there could be a sign or somethin'? 818 00:39:27,535 --> 00:39:30,955 819 00:39:38,296 --> 00:39:40,590 Fucking actors, man. 820 00:39:43,259 --> 00:39:46,387 Chubby foot. Very hardcore. 821 00:39:48,848 --> 00:39:50,975 Shhh. 822 00:39:51,017 --> 00:39:52,143 Quiet, quiet, hey! 823 00:39:52,185 --> 00:39:53,895 Who wants a yummy, yummy 824 00:39:53,936 --> 00:39:55,980 little peanut butter treat? 825 00:39:58,274 --> 00:39:59,650 Oh shit. 826 00:40:05,782 --> 00:40:07,408 Shit, shit, shit. 827 00:40:09,285 --> 00:40:11,579 Look, honey, I made you a little snack. 828 00:40:11,621 --> 00:40:12,622 Oh, Jesus. 829 00:40:12,663 --> 00:40:14,457 - Thank you, Mama. - Oh shit. 830 00:40:15,750 --> 00:40:17,043 Hey. 831 00:40:17,085 --> 00:40:18,378 Who eats the prop? 832 00:40:18,419 --> 00:40:20,421 - Which actor eats the Chex Mix? - Rebecca. 833 00:40:20,463 --> 00:40:22,799 No, they put peanut butter in it. They're gonna kill again. 834 00:40:23,299 --> 00:40:24,425 Shit. 835 00:40:24,467 --> 00:40:26,135 I was so young. 836 00:40:26,177 --> 00:40:28,304 Florida State was looking for a fullback. 837 00:40:28,346 --> 00:40:29,764 Coach was scouting me. 838 00:40:29,806 --> 00:40:32,100 You think I wanted to get married at 18? 839 00:40:32,141 --> 00:40:33,976 Do you think I did? 840 00:40:37,605 --> 00:40:40,650 841 00:41:05,842 --> 00:41:07,301 Uh... 842 00:41:07,343 --> 00:41:10,722 I am, I am a ghost of Pensacola. 843 00:41:10,763 --> 00:41:14,308 Uh, and you are not here to eat. 844 00:41:14,350 --> 00:41:18,354 You are here to talk about your chubby foot 845 00:41:18,396 --> 00:41:21,315 and, uh, feelings. 846 00:41:21,357 --> 00:41:25,111 Do not let your mother 847 00:41:25,153 --> 00:41:27,530 poison your spirit... 848 00:41:29,407 --> 00:41:33,161 and drive you nuts. 849 00:41:33,202 --> 00:41:36,372 And now I will return 850 00:41:36,414 --> 00:41:40,043 to the spirit realm of Pensacola. 851 00:41:41,169 --> 00:41:42,420 Okay. 852 00:41:42,462 --> 00:41:44,338 Goodbye! 853 00:41:46,716 --> 00:41:48,342 What, why are you looking at me? 854 00:41:48,384 --> 00:41:50,428 - What'd I do? What'd I say? - Listen, Rebec... 855 00:41:50,470 --> 00:41:52,597 I mean, Daisy. Listen, Daisy. 856 00:41:52,638 --> 00:41:53,907 I had nothing to do with your mom... 857 00:41:53,931 --> 00:41:55,308 - Mama. - What? 858 00:41:55,349 --> 00:41:58,728 Daddy. You already lost one child, 859 00:41:58,770 --> 00:42:01,105 and you almost lost another one. 860 00:42:02,231 --> 00:42:05,359 So now, the price of my love 861 00:42:05,401 --> 00:42:07,195 has doubled, 862 00:42:07,236 --> 00:42:10,073 and I demand to see it immediately. 863 00:42:11,783 --> 00:42:13,701 Are you fucking kidding me? Immediately! 864 00:42:19,749 --> 00:42:24,212 Summer felt like winter... 865 00:42:24,253 --> 00:42:27,465 How could you do that without talking to me first? 866 00:42:27,507 --> 00:42:29,634 What? Oh, yes. 867 00:42:33,012 --> 00:42:34,722 What were you thinking? 868 00:42:34,764 --> 00:42:37,225 Someone had to do it. 869 00:42:37,266 --> 00:42:39,227 You're insane. 870 00:42:39,268 --> 00:42:41,896 We could have paid her off. This would all be over. 871 00:42:41,938 --> 00:42:43,856 Oh, don't be so naive. 872 00:42:43,898 --> 00:42:46,109 She would have just come back for more. 873 00:42:48,111 --> 00:42:51,739 Hey, Sheriff. Never meet your heroes, right? 874 00:42:54,158 --> 00:42:56,702 You spend years planning your wife's murder 875 00:42:56,744 --> 00:42:59,539 to get shafted by a fucking day player. 876 00:42:59,580 --> 00:43:01,499 I will shove that peanut butter 877 00:43:01,541 --> 00:43:05,253 down that Juilliard bitch's throat if I have to. 878 00:43:05,294 --> 00:43:07,755 No. Okay, look, that's it. 879 00:43:07,797 --> 00:43:09,674 We're going to pay her off, alright. 880 00:43:09,716 --> 00:43:11,259 I'm going to call my business manager. 881 00:43:11,300 --> 00:43:13,428 He is going to have a fit. 882 00:43:13,469 --> 00:43:16,431 Michael, what the fuck is that? 883 00:43:16,472 --> 00:43:17,807 What? 884 00:43:18,933 --> 00:43:20,518 What in the hell? 885 00:43:23,479 --> 00:43:26,190 Oh... shit. 886 00:43:32,655 --> 00:43:34,574 We're fucked. 887 00:43:34,615 --> 00:43:36,576 They heard everything. 888 00:43:38,327 --> 00:43:39,829 What do I do now? 889 00:43:43,499 --> 00:43:44,834 We use it. 890 00:43:46,252 --> 00:43:47,754 Showtime, baby. 891 00:43:51,841 --> 00:43:54,635 I used to wait for that parade every year. 892 00:43:55,303 --> 00:43:57,013 Independence Day. 893 00:43:58,389 --> 00:44:01,225 For who? From what? 894 00:44:01,267 --> 00:44:04,520 Bobby's real daddy went down over the Sea of Japan. 895 00:44:05,605 --> 00:44:08,232 July 12th, 1952. 896 00:44:09,692 --> 00:44:11,277 An aviator. 897 00:44:12,695 --> 00:44:15,531 Why did you take Bobby? 898 00:44:15,573 --> 00:44:18,409 He was better than me in every way! 899 00:44:20,161 --> 00:44:23,664 It was cold in Pensacola that winter. 900 00:44:24,540 --> 00:44:26,709 Unnatural cold. 901 00:44:26,751 --> 00:44:29,504 Frost that comes too early 902 00:44:29,545 --> 00:44:32,006 means to stay too long, 903 00:44:32,048 --> 00:44:33,508 maybe forever. 904 00:44:33,549 --> 00:44:36,094 The mists rise up. 905 00:44:36,135 --> 00:44:39,722 They cover your ankles, then your waist. 906 00:44:40,723 --> 00:44:44,602 The sea longs to reach the clouds. 907 00:44:46,229 --> 00:44:49,857 Mother and child reachin' out for each other. 908 00:44:49,899 --> 00:44:52,568 When my sweet Bobby went up... 909 00:44:53,736 --> 00:44:56,406 he always took me with him. 910 00:44:56,447 --> 00:44:58,950 And so it follows that that day, 911 00:45:00,076 --> 00:45:01,702 I, too, went down. 912 00:45:03,413 --> 00:45:05,623 That cold winter. 913 00:45:07,375 --> 00:45:09,502 This winter. 914 00:45:09,544 --> 00:45:12,213 The mists up to the lashline. 915 00:45:13,589 --> 00:45:16,467 Ice on the wing is mist on the ground, 916 00:45:16,509 --> 00:45:17,802 is tears. 917 00:45:18,636 --> 00:45:20,430 The mist rises up, 918 00:45:20,471 --> 00:45:22,932 and I kneel down to meet it. 919 00:45:26,310 --> 00:45:29,313 And so now I too become 920 00:45:30,273 --> 00:45:31,983 just another ghost... 921 00:45:37,780 --> 00:45:39,240 of Pensacola. 922 00:45:43,453 --> 00:45:44,537 Bravo! 923 00:45:44,579 --> 00:45:46,372 Bravo! 924 00:45:47,665 --> 00:45:49,667 ♪ I'm just ♪ 925 00:45:49,709 --> 00:45:53,838 ♪ A Broadway Baby ♪ 926 00:45:58,342 --> 00:46:02,305 ♪ Walking off my tired feet ♪ 927 00:46:05,475 --> 00:46:09,937 ♪ Pounding 42nd Street ♪ 928 00:46:10,855 --> 00:46:14,150 ♪ To be in a show ♪ 929 00:46:16,652 --> 00:46:17,695 930 00:46:20,239 --> 00:46:23,659 ♪ Broadway Baby ♪ 931 00:46:26,829 --> 00:46:31,834 ♪ Learning how to sing and dance ♪ 932 00:46:33,544 --> 00:46:38,466 ♪ Waiting for that one big chance ♪ 933 00:46:38,508 --> 00:46:42,136 ♪ To be in a show ♪ 934 00:46:44,055 --> 00:46:45,181 935 00:46:46,724 --> 00:46:48,017 ♪ Gee ♪ 936 00:46:48,059 --> 00:46:53,059