1 00:00:03,742 --> 00:00:06,402 -[Lucy]: My grandfather is my personal hero. 2 00:00:06,441 --> 00:00:09,101 He flew a fighter plane in World War II. 3 00:00:09,139 --> 00:00:12,579 And this was his helmut or as they would call them their 'Bone Domes'. 4 00:00:12,621 --> 00:00:18,061 [Gerry snickers] 5 00:00:18,105 --> 00:00:21,625 -In the late 1940's, hard shell helmets were introduced in the 6 00:00:21,673 --> 00:00:25,333 military forces around the world and the 'Bone Dome' was... 7 00:00:25,373 --> 00:00:28,073 [Gerry laughs quietly] 8 00:00:28,115 --> 00:00:32,025 -Sir, is there something funny? -'Bone Domes' is funny...no? 9 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:36,994 -[Gerry laughing]: That's a funny word. 10 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:39,687 -Sir, can I carry on? -Okay, go ahead. 11 00:00:39,735 --> 00:00:43,085 -Okay, the planes would land on the aircraft carrier. 12 00:00:43,130 --> 00:00:46,350 Or as they sometimes called it...'The Bird Barn'. 13 00:00:46,394 --> 00:00:48,744 [Class laughs] 14 00:00:49,788 --> 00:00:52,048 -Seriously? 'Bird Barn' is funny? 15 00:00:52,095 --> 00:00:54,045 But nobody laughed at bone dome? 16 00:00:56,186 --> 00:00:58,706 Come on, grow up. 17 00:01:00,103 --> 00:01:02,503 ♪ I'm awesome. No you're not dude, don't lie ♪ 18 00:01:02,540 --> 00:01:05,330 ♪ I'm awesome. I'm driving around in my mom's ride ♪ 19 00:01:05,369 --> 00:01:07,759 ♪ I'm awesome. A quarter of my life gone by ♪ 20 00:01:09,895 --> 00:01:12,025 ♪ I'm awesome 21 00:01:15,249 --> 00:01:19,079 [School staff chatter] 22 00:01:20,341 --> 00:01:22,911 -[Gerry]: Eva. Jeff. -[Jeff]: Gerry. 23 00:01:22,952 --> 00:01:25,042 -Bobbi, try these. They're amazing. 24 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:26,905 -No, I'm good thanks. -Go try one. 25 00:01:26,956 --> 00:01:29,256 -No, I'm fine. -Go... 26 00:01:29,306 --> 00:01:31,866 We should have this in Hawaii next year. I'd rather teach then be at this. 27 00:01:31,917 --> 00:01:33,957 -No, a staff retreat is more of a state of mind. 28 00:01:34,006 --> 00:01:36,136 And you'd actually have fun if you participated okay? 29 00:01:36,183 --> 00:01:38,013 That's not happening. -[Callaghan]: Good morning everyone. 30 00:01:38,054 --> 00:01:40,144 -Good morning Mr... 31 00:01:40,187 --> 00:01:43,187 -Welcome to this year's staff retreat. 32 00:01:43,233 --> 00:01:45,843 -[Whispers]: Go get one. -Please help yourself to the refreshments. 33 00:01:45,888 --> 00:01:50,408 Including some outstanding raspberry cheesecake cookies. 34 00:01:50,458 --> 00:01:54,068 Baked by our own Mr. Dwyer. [Applause] 35 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:55,944 -[Dwyer]: Just to let everybody know, they're organic. 36 00:01:55,985 --> 00:01:58,335 -Not good. 37 00:01:58,379 --> 00:02:00,989 -I'm the one who made the chocolate covered beetles. 38 00:02:01,033 --> 00:02:03,123 So, they're over here. 39 00:02:06,256 --> 00:02:12,516 Okay. Now every year we take one day to grow as a team. 40 00:02:12,567 --> 00:02:15,657 And every year a different staff member volunteers to take 41 00:02:15,700 --> 00:02:17,790 the reigns for that day. 42 00:02:17,833 --> 00:02:22,143 This year, Bobbi is that person. -[Bobbi]: Ready to rock it Sir. 43 00:02:22,185 --> 00:02:26,185 -Alright everybody, have fun and let's build our team. 44 00:02:26,233 --> 00:02:28,503 If you need me, I'll be in my office. 45 00:02:28,539 --> 00:02:30,589 -Whoa, whoa, whoa. Sir? 46 00:02:30,628 --> 00:02:32,758 How come you get to leave and we gotta stay? 47 00:02:32,804 --> 00:02:35,204 Are you not part of this team? -Gotta go. 48 00:02:35,242 --> 00:02:37,592 -Why does he get to... -[Bobbi]: Okay! 49 00:02:37,635 --> 00:02:42,155 Today we're gonna focus on trust. 'Cause as a staff we need to cover for each other, right? 50 00:02:42,205 --> 00:02:44,115 We need to take care of each other. 51 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:47,044 And to do that, we need to trust each other. 52 00:02:47,079 --> 00:02:49,259 So... -Yeah, uh huh listen. 53 00:02:49,299 --> 00:02:51,609 When do we get to drink with each other? 54 00:02:51,649 --> 00:02:53,699 [Laughter] -That's a good point. 55 00:02:53,738 --> 00:02:55,778 -Uh, three o'clock. -Okay. 56 00:02:55,827 --> 00:02:57,957 -So I need two volunteers. -I'll go. 57 00:02:58,003 --> 00:03:00,053 -Great. -You know what? I can go too. 58 00:03:00,092 --> 00:03:02,402 -[Bobbi]: Thanks Jeff. -[Gerry]: What's going on here? 59 00:03:02,443 --> 00:03:07,193 -[Bobbi]: Okay, this first game is called: Trust Trumpet. 60 00:03:07,230 --> 00:03:10,150 -Trust Trumpet? That sounds stupid! 61 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:13,190 -Thank you Norm. -This isn't going so well. 62 00:03:14,672 --> 00:03:17,852 Beetles, bad idea. 63 00:03:17,893 --> 00:03:20,243 We should be golfing. -[Bobbi]: Please. 64 00:03:20,287 --> 00:03:22,287 We should golf, we should have a staff golf tournament. 65 00:03:22,332 --> 00:03:24,552 You have to qualify to play. 66 00:03:24,595 --> 00:03:27,245 ♪ Music 67 00:03:27,294 --> 00:03:29,914 -By signing up for the grade five leadership seminar, 68 00:03:29,948 --> 00:03:33,078 you've taken your first step towards telling other people exactly what to do. 69 00:03:33,125 --> 00:03:35,215 Let me tell you, it's fun! 70 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:40,520 Okay. Who wants to hop on board the leader-ship? 71 00:03:40,568 --> 00:03:43,268 You do. Here's what we're going to do. 72 00:03:43,310 --> 00:03:45,920 We're gonna warm up our brains. You ready? 73 00:03:45,964 --> 00:03:51,454 Blablablabla...funanananan! 74 00:03:51,492 --> 00:03:53,842 Funanananan! 75 00:03:53,885 --> 00:03:56,705 -Can I go to the washroom? -No. 76 00:03:56,758 --> 00:03:59,278 Not yet. We're warming up, guys come on...up, up, up. 77 00:03:59,326 --> 00:04:01,236 Not yet. We're warming up, guys come on...up, up, up. 78 00:04:01,284 --> 00:04:03,634 This, is the silly ball. 79 00:04:03,678 --> 00:04:06,638 When you catch it, just make a silly noise, any noise at all. 80 00:04:06,681 --> 00:04:08,941 [Robert makes a silly noise] 81 00:04:08,987 --> 00:04:10,987 Any noise at all, just make a noise. 82 00:04:14,123 --> 00:04:15,693 Just make a noise. 83 00:04:16,908 --> 00:04:19,258 -[Gerry]: This is pointless. -[Bobbi]: No, no, no. 84 00:04:19,302 --> 00:04:22,002 -You are gonna catch me, right? -My hands are out and I'm right behind you. 85 00:04:22,044 --> 00:04:24,794 I don't even have to try and I'd catch you. What is this proving? 86 00:04:24,829 --> 00:04:28,659 -Bobbi, I feel some people are creating an environment of hostility. 87 00:04:28,703 --> 00:04:31,053 -Why is he here? He's not a teacher. 88 00:04:31,096 --> 00:04:33,706 -I'm staff it's a staff retreat. -Okay, this is why people don't trust you, Gerry. 89 00:04:33,751 --> 00:04:35,841 -People trust me. -I don't. 90 00:04:35,884 --> 00:04:39,064 -Why do you always...? -[Bobbi]: Okay. -[Leung]: Yup, bring it. 91 00:04:39,104 --> 00:04:42,374 -You think catching Lisa is going to make people trust each other? 92 00:04:42,412 --> 00:04:44,852 -Okay, I have a little game that will demand real trust. If you're up for it. 93 00:04:44,893 --> 00:04:47,203 -I'm up for it. -Great. 94 00:04:47,243 --> 00:04:49,683 -I'll win it. And I'll be the only one you trust at the end of the day. 95 00:04:49,724 --> 00:04:51,814 -Bobbi, I'm down. Let's do this. -Thank you Paul. 96 00:04:51,856 --> 00:04:53,946 Okay write down a little secret on a piece of paper. 97 00:04:53,989 --> 00:04:56,079 Something about yourself. And then just fold it in half. 98 00:04:56,121 --> 00:04:58,991 -I got a doozy. -[Bobbi]: It doesn't have to be a doozy, just a little secret. 99 00:04:59,037 --> 00:05:01,687 -[Gerry]: Yes it does. -Great, now rip it up. 100 00:05:01,736 --> 00:05:04,256 -[Gerry]: Do you not feel like you're wasting our time again? 101 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:08,004 -Okay. Now we'll do that again, but write down a bigger secret. 102 00:05:08,046 --> 00:05:10,956 Something a little bit darker, something you want nobody to know about. 103 00:05:11,006 --> 00:05:13,096 Something you've kept... -[Gerry]: Like a drug addiction. 104 00:05:13,138 --> 00:05:15,178 -Don't tell people. -Or alcoholism. -[Bobbi]: Doesn't... 105 00:05:15,227 --> 00:05:17,357 -Hookers... -Right. 106 00:05:17,404 --> 00:05:19,454 -Don't give people secrets, just do your own. 107 00:05:19,493 --> 00:05:21,933 And then put them in this bowl. Okay? Right away. Real fast. 108 00:05:21,973 --> 00:05:24,113 -Whoa, we're not ripping those up? 109 00:05:24,149 --> 00:05:27,279 -No, we are not. -Uh, wait now, this one is a real ripper. 110 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:29,417 -Let's go. -[Gerry]: Oh, you can trust I put mine in the bowl. 111 00:05:29,459 --> 00:05:31,159 -No, no, no. In the bowl. 112 00:05:33,202 --> 00:05:36,162 Great, now we're going to leave them in this bowl all day, out in the open. 113 00:05:36,205 --> 00:05:38,425 -Then we're gonna read them as a group, in front of everybody. 114 00:05:38,468 --> 00:05:40,908 -No we're not. No, we're gonna throw them away, 115 00:05:40,949 --> 00:05:44,339 because we're gonna trust that nobody's going to look at them, Gerry. 116 00:05:44,387 --> 00:05:46,387 -Fine, go ahead, you can trust me. Why are you looking at me. 117 00:05:46,433 --> 00:05:49,703 -You know, I got faith, in all you guys. 118 00:05:49,740 --> 00:05:52,050 -[All]: Whoa, whoa, whoa! [Laughter] 119 00:05:52,090 --> 00:05:54,920 -[Bobbi]: Oh no, put it back. 120 00:05:54,963 --> 00:05:57,623 -[All]: Gerry no! Gerry stop it! 121 00:05:57,661 --> 00:06:01,671 -Stop that! [Bobbi]: Okay. 122 00:06:01,709 --> 00:06:04,059 -[Gerry]: As if I would take them. What was your secret? 123 00:06:04,102 --> 00:06:07,022 You steal stuff from people? 124 00:06:07,062 --> 00:06:09,192 -I will not tell you my secret. 125 00:06:09,238 --> 00:06:12,368 ♪ Music 126 00:06:15,026 --> 00:06:18,246 -I come back? -Oh no, it's okay. Come on in. Do your thing. 127 00:06:20,684 --> 00:06:22,694 [Callaghan breathing heavily from workout] 128 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:36,532 -Pushing the heavy's. It's good to start light. 129 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:46,280 Thank you. 130 00:06:49,539 --> 00:06:51,889 -[Robert]: Alright little leaders, this is gonna be fun. 131 00:06:51,933 --> 00:06:55,593 You guys are gonna break me out of this...prison. 132 00:06:55,632 --> 00:06:57,772 -Did you kill a guy? -No! 133 00:06:57,808 --> 00:07:00,548 But, somewhere back in the classroom, I've hidden the key. 134 00:07:00,594 --> 00:07:05,734 So, it's up to you guys to step up and take charge and lead. 135 00:07:05,773 --> 00:07:10,693 But remember, without your help I cannot escape. Locked. 136 00:07:10,734 --> 00:07:12,344 Begin. 137 00:07:14,390 --> 00:07:17,000 [Robert]: Remember, this is fun and it should take about 10 minutes. Tops! 138 00:07:17,045 --> 00:07:19,995 ♪ Music 139 00:07:20,048 --> 00:07:24,178 -[Dwyer]: One. -[Woman]: Two. 140 00:07:24,226 --> 00:07:27,966 -[Lisa]: Three. -[Woman]: Four. 141 00:07:28,012 --> 00:07:30,232 -I'm gonna blow my head off. -[Man]: Five. 142 00:07:32,103 --> 00:07:35,983 -[Woman]: Six. -[Man]: Seven. 143 00:07:37,544 --> 00:07:40,854 -[Woman]: Eight. -[Man]: Nine. 144 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:46,032 -What are you doing Gerry? -Getting a cookie. 145 00:07:46,074 --> 00:07:49,904 -[Lisa]: Really? Right next to the bowl? Come on Gerry. 146 00:07:49,947 --> 00:07:53,517 -I didn't even see the bowl. Look, no one put a major secret in there. 147 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:55,650 Come on let's just see what's in the bowl. 148 00:07:55,692 --> 00:07:57,782 -How about you just keep away from the bowl Gerry? 149 00:07:57,825 --> 00:08:00,175 -[Gerry]: Okay, I will. -[Bobbi]: Great. 150 00:08:00,218 --> 00:08:02,738 -[Gerry]: Everybody look at Gerry, he's getting a cookie, 'cause we don't trust Gerry. 151 00:08:02,786 --> 00:08:04,876 Oh my god, he got a cookie. 152 00:08:06,660 --> 00:08:11,100 [Robert sings to himself] 153 00:08:13,101 --> 00:08:15,191 Come on you guys. I know you can do this. 154 00:08:15,233 --> 00:08:16,973 You're the best juniors we've got. 155 00:08:21,718 --> 00:08:24,368 Some would even say you're: top shelf. 156 00:08:27,332 --> 00:08:30,342 -[Gerry]: This is fun. Fun, fun. 157 00:08:30,379 --> 00:08:32,289 [Gerry sighs] 158 00:08:33,904 --> 00:08:36,124 -Sorry I'm late. Did I miss anything? 159 00:08:36,167 --> 00:08:38,257 -Nah, you didn't miss anything. Look at this game. 160 00:08:38,300 --> 00:08:41,130 It's just game after game. Okay? Actually, we're going to play charades. 161 00:08:41,172 --> 00:08:43,312 Why don't you grab one out of the bowl. 162 00:08:43,348 --> 00:08:45,438 -I love charades. -Yeah, that's the charades bowl. 163 00:08:45,481 --> 00:08:47,571 -Yeah? Me? -Yeah do one. Go first. 164 00:08:47,614 --> 00:08:50,144 -No, please don't read that Simon. -[Gerry]: First word. I, I. 165 00:08:50,181 --> 00:08:52,581 -[All]: Gerry, stop. Stop. Simon! No, stop. 166 00:08:52,619 --> 00:08:55,139 -Pray? Bow. Zombie? -[Bobbi]: Simon. 167 00:08:55,186 --> 00:08:58,796 -[All]: Stop, no! -[Bobbi]: Simon!! 168 00:08:58,842 --> 00:09:01,542 -What? Gerry said we were playing charades. 169 00:09:01,584 --> 00:09:04,374 It was: I was in a cult. Is that a film title? 170 00:09:04,413 --> 00:09:06,203 -[Whispers]: My god. -I've never seen that film. 171 00:09:06,241 --> 00:09:09,291 Is that a series of teen romance novels? 172 00:09:09,331 --> 00:09:11,771 -So, somebody was in a cult. Wow, these are uh... 173 00:09:11,812 --> 00:09:15,992 [Clears throat] These are, these are bad secrets. Real secrets. 174 00:09:16,033 --> 00:09:18,653 -Gerry, I thought you said you were trying to earn everybody's trust? 175 00:09:18,688 --> 00:09:21,598 -What's going on here? -Simon, these are everyone's secrets. 176 00:09:21,648 --> 00:09:23,778 -That's a pretty crazy way to play charades. 177 00:09:25,042 --> 00:09:27,182 -And you read one, you read one. 178 00:09:30,178 --> 00:09:32,348 -What was zombie stuff? -What was this, what was this? 179 00:09:32,397 --> 00:09:34,697 -That's you praying. -[Gerry]: You kept drinking. 180 00:09:34,748 --> 00:09:36,968 -[Simon]: Jonestown, the Kool Aid. -[Gerry]: Do the Waco guy. 181 00:09:37,011 --> 00:09:39,231 -I should have done Waco. -[Gerry]: Yes. 182 00:09:39,274 --> 00:09:41,974 -I should have done Waco. Next time. ♪ Music. 183 00:09:42,016 --> 00:09:45,106 ♪ Music. 184 00:09:45,149 --> 00:09:46,979 -Simon. 185 00:09:47,761 --> 00:09:50,151 -What are you doing? 186 00:09:50,198 --> 00:09:52,288 -Oh, everybody wants to know what's in the bowl. 187 00:09:52,330 --> 00:09:55,030 -Okay, for me... -I felt really bad, so I wrote up a bunch of my own secrets. 188 00:09:55,072 --> 00:09:56,942 You can put them in the bowl. -Just get out, get out. 189 00:09:56,987 --> 00:09:59,337 -Real doozy's in there. -That's fair. 190 00:09:59,381 --> 00:10:03,471 -Okay, can you just promise me you won't look at the secrets in the bowl, all day? 191 00:10:03,515 --> 00:10:05,645 -I won't touch it. -Swear on your life. 192 00:10:05,692 --> 00:10:09,432 -Promise, I will not. Start trusting me! 193 00:10:09,478 --> 00:10:12,178 -Yeah. -Promise. 194 00:10:13,830 --> 00:10:16,530 Not gonna. -Okay. 195 00:10:16,572 --> 00:10:18,622 -Okay? -Alright, shake on it. 196 00:10:18,661 --> 00:10:21,531 -Shake on it. No secrets in the bowl. 197 00:10:21,577 --> 00:10:23,667 Stop, you're squeezing a little bit. 198 00:10:23,710 --> 00:10:25,760 -Okay. -Ow, strong. 199 00:10:25,799 --> 00:10:27,629 -Because I'm trusting you. -You should. You should. 200 00:10:29,716 --> 00:10:31,846 -Okay, thank you. -Alright. You're welcome. 201 00:10:31,892 --> 00:10:33,982 -Probably gonna take these with me. 202 00:10:34,024 --> 00:10:36,034 -Yeah, just in case something happens. -Yeah. 203 00:10:36,070 --> 00:10:38,590 ♪ Music 204 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:44,028 [Robert whistling] 205 00:10:44,078 --> 00:10:46,558 -Toilet tower got taller. 206 00:10:46,602 --> 00:10:48,782 What am I doing? 207 00:10:48,822 --> 00:10:51,222 Help! Hey, there's a man in here. 208 00:10:55,742 --> 00:10:58,442 Better start conserving this. Okay, this is easy. 209 00:10:58,483 --> 00:11:02,443 Simple, I just have to take charge and lead myself out of here. 210 00:11:02,487 --> 00:11:07,447 Cell phone, still no reception. Nail clippers, won't help. 211 00:11:07,492 --> 00:11:09,362 Wallet. 212 00:11:14,151 --> 00:11:16,151 Oh no! 213 00:11:18,373 --> 00:11:20,383 Oh no! 214 00:11:22,551 --> 00:11:25,691 -Stretching, yes? -Yeah, I'm gonna go for a run. 215 00:11:25,728 --> 00:11:28,598 -A careful jog, good for old heart. 216 00:11:28,644 --> 00:11:31,434 -Actually, I like to push the pace, I'm going to run...fast. 217 00:11:31,473 --> 00:11:33,783 -Sure, sure. 218 00:11:33,823 --> 00:11:35,743 -I can kick your butt in a race, any day. 219 00:11:35,782 --> 00:11:40,222 -Ah ha ha ha ha. This is not so. 220 00:11:40,264 --> 00:11:43,054 -Alright, let's go, you and I right now. 221 00:11:43,093 --> 00:11:45,313 -I will crush you. -You're going down. 222 00:11:45,356 --> 00:11:47,786 -I will butcher your heart. -What? 223 00:11:47,837 --> 00:11:50,227 -You are going to die! 224 00:11:50,274 --> 00:11:52,934 -Whoa, whoa, whoa! You can't talk to me like that. 225 00:11:52,973 --> 00:11:56,113 -Baby cannot take the garbage talk? 226 00:11:56,150 --> 00:11:57,930 -Alright, let's go. Right now. Come on. 227 00:12:02,156 --> 00:12:04,376 -Was it you in a cult? 228 00:12:04,419 --> 00:12:08,509 -No, Gerry. It wasn't me. Give it a rest. 229 00:12:08,553 --> 00:12:12,513 -Could be Leung. Although, I think Leung would probably start a cult. 230 00:12:12,557 --> 00:12:16,557 -[Lisa laughs] -What's going on over there? 231 00:12:16,605 --> 00:12:18,955 -They're talking about me being in a cult. 232 00:12:18,999 --> 00:12:22,789 -That's who I thought it was. -Come on, everybody thought it was Leung, right? 233 00:12:22,829 --> 00:12:25,659 -No, no, okay hold on you guys. -I was not in a cult. 234 00:12:25,701 --> 00:12:28,791 -It's cool if you were. -That is not my secret. 235 00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:31,095 -How many wives do you have? -Stop it! 236 00:12:31,141 --> 00:12:34,801 -Do you want some Kool Aid? -I was born without testicles. 237 00:12:44,633 --> 00:12:48,643 -I was born without testicles too, if that makes you feel any... 238 00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:50,730 -[Simon quietly]: Sorry. 239 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,860 -You can't tell. 240 00:12:54,904 --> 00:12:57,084 -Come on, come on. 241 00:12:58,038 --> 00:12:59,778 This is crazy. 242 00:13:00,605 --> 00:13:03,645 I told you this was crazy Yasmin Bleach. 243 00:13:03,695 --> 00:13:06,915 In fact, I told all you guys this was crazy. 244 00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:10,090 Don't panic Robert. What would Tony Robbins do? 245 00:13:10,137 --> 00:13:13,137 Why, he'd motivate the door to open through positivity. 246 00:13:14,532 --> 00:13:16,622 Whayah! 247 00:13:19,407 --> 00:13:21,537 [Glass smashing] 248 00:13:21,583 --> 00:13:24,283 Not how I want to spend my long weekend. 249 00:13:24,325 --> 00:13:27,145 ♪ Music 250 00:13:27,197 --> 00:13:30,107 -So, Bobbi, are we going to tear up the secrets now? 251 00:13:30,157 --> 00:13:32,987 -I guess so. -No, no, can't tear them up now. 252 00:13:33,029 --> 00:13:35,339 We gotta tell everybodys secrets. 253 00:13:35,379 --> 00:13:37,339 -No, Gerry, come on. -No, that's not fair to Leung. 254 00:13:37,381 --> 00:13:39,471 -What are you talking about? 255 00:13:39,514 --> 00:13:41,694 -How does he know we're not walking around telling every 256 00:13:41,733 --> 00:13:44,083 single person we meet that he has no testicles? 257 00:13:44,127 --> 00:13:45,957 He needs to have something on us to make this fair. 258 00:13:45,999 --> 00:13:48,349 -We have to level the playing field. 259 00:13:48,392 --> 00:13:50,532 -So, we're reading the secrets? -We're reading the secrets. 260 00:13:50,568 --> 00:13:52,438 -You first. -No, this is not how this is supposed to go. 261 00:13:52,483 --> 00:13:54,833 -I have no problem going first. 262 00:13:54,877 --> 00:13:57,527 -And we don't want just any old secret, we want the one you wrote down. 263 00:13:57,575 --> 00:14:00,795 -Yeah, let's hear it Gerry. -Well, the one I wrote down... 264 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,890 Simon is a virgin. That is my secret. 265 00:14:07,368 --> 00:14:09,198 -Hey buddy. 266 00:14:13,765 --> 00:14:16,325 [Sighs] 267 00:14:16,377 --> 00:14:19,337 And I feel a relief, in getting that off my chest. 268 00:14:19,380 --> 00:14:22,820 ♪ Music -'Cause I've been holding that in. 269 00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:26,172 ♪ Music 270 00:14:31,392 --> 00:14:33,522 -So, are we going to open these secrets or what? 271 00:14:33,568 --> 00:14:35,658 -[Bobbi]: No, we have to wait for Simon. 272 00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:37,790 -Paul, what's your secret? 273 00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:41,013 -Well I have this crippling fear of flying. It's so hard to talk about because... 274 00:14:41,054 --> 00:14:42,884 -[Gerry]: Can't fly, afraid of planes, we get it. 275 00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:45,315 Thanks Lisa, that's a great one. Paul? 276 00:14:46,755 --> 00:14:49,405 -Okay, I was the one who was in the cult. 277 00:14:49,453 --> 00:14:53,893 For two weeks I was a Raelian. I was 19, the recruiter was so handsome. 278 00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:56,496 -Okay Trudy. Okay, good one. 279 00:14:56,547 --> 00:14:59,937 Okay Paul, what do ya got? What's your secret? 280 00:14:59,986 --> 00:15:03,076 -Gerry, you need to go and find Simon and apologize Gerry. 281 00:15:03,119 --> 00:15:05,949 -This whole day has been boring, I am not missing the best part. 282 00:15:05,992 --> 00:15:07,862 -You told everyone that he was a virgin. 283 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,907 -That was my secret, and nobody knew. 284 00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:11,652 -I just assumed he was a virgin. 285 00:15:13,086 --> 00:15:16,516 -Nobody's gonna tell another secret right? While I go. 286 00:15:18,352 --> 00:15:20,222 Paul, don't tell your secret until I come back. 287 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,933 -It's called testicular agenesis. 288 00:15:31,452 --> 00:15:34,192 -[Callaghan]: Sorry you couldn't keep up. Maybe next time. 289 00:15:34,237 --> 00:15:39,157 -Okay. Okay, okay. You win your game. 290 00:15:39,199 --> 00:15:41,109 Now, we play mine. 291 00:15:42,637 --> 00:15:45,807 -What the hell was that? -Slap battle. Where I come from, popular game. 292 00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:49,247 Whoever slaps last, wins. -Hey, cut that out. 293 00:15:49,296 --> 00:15:51,906 -You cut that out. 294 00:15:59,175 --> 00:16:05,615 ♪ Music 295 00:16:12,188 --> 00:16:15,148 -Look, I feel terrible, okay? 296 00:16:15,191 --> 00:16:19,071 You've got nothing to be ashamed of, you're saving yourself for a woman. I think that's sweet. 297 00:16:19,108 --> 00:16:22,328 -I'm not saving myself. -You're not sav...? 298 00:16:22,372 --> 00:16:24,462 Okay, that's kind of embarrassing at your age then. 299 00:16:24,505 --> 00:16:26,855 -Thanks Gerry. 300 00:16:26,898 --> 00:16:29,028 -I don't know what to say. What do I say? 301 00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:31,375 I don't know what to say to a virgin, who's 27. 302 00:16:31,425 --> 00:16:35,165 -You know what? I don't either, because ever since I was a kid I've never had any male friends. 303 00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:37,081 Every dude I've ever known has bullied me. 304 00:16:37,126 --> 00:16:39,256 And you're just another one of those dudes. 305 00:16:39,302 --> 00:16:41,442 I thought you were a different kind of dude. 306 00:16:41,478 --> 00:16:44,738 -Okay, I'm not a dude, we don't say dude anymore. 307 00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:47,436 -I get why women don't like me. Okay? I understand. 308 00:16:47,484 --> 00:16:49,794 But I'll never understand why me and dudes can't be buddies. 309 00:16:49,834 --> 00:16:53,014 -I shouldn't have said that in front of everybody. 310 00:16:53,055 --> 00:16:57,835 Okay? So I apologize. But we're buddies. 311 00:16:57,886 --> 00:17:01,186 We're buddies at work. We hang out. We do stuff. 312 00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:03,457 That's a buddy right there. -Work buddies? 313 00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:07,110 -Yes! During the week we do tons of stuff while we're at work. 314 00:17:07,156 --> 00:17:10,026 -What about weekends? -Oh, we're not buddies on weekends. 315 00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:12,992 -Yeah, you got stuff going on. Me too I'm pretty busy. Summers? 316 00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:17,082 -No, summers I leave, you leave we come back, we're buddies again in September. 317 00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:19,863 -Okay, but during the week. -'Til three o'clock every day. 318 00:17:19,908 --> 00:17:21,738 And then we go our separate ways again. 319 00:17:21,779 --> 00:17:24,129 -Let me ask you something. 320 00:17:24,173 --> 00:17:27,443 Did any of the female staff members mention sleeping with me, out of sympathy? 321 00:17:27,481 --> 00:17:30,401 -No, but I think Trudy, I think Trudy. -Trudy said something? 322 00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:34,140 -I could see Trudy thinking: interesting, I could see that. 323 00:17:34,183 --> 00:17:39,103 -Now, there's a lot of secrets down there that make being a virgin... 324 00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:42,445 Well no, being a virgin's pretty bad at your age, but there's other secrets. 325 00:17:42,496 --> 00:17:45,016 Like Dwyer, we don't know what he's got, Dwyer's down there. 326 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:48,244 -I bet Dwyer's got a dark secret. I bet he's a virgin. 327 00:17:48,284 --> 00:17:51,724 -Nope, no one else, just you. We talked about it when you left. 328 00:17:51,766 --> 00:17:54,286 You're the only virgin. -You think so? 329 00:17:54,334 --> 00:17:56,604 -Come on, let's go. -Okay dude. 330 00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:59,730 -Don't say dude anymore, you really should stop with the dude. 331 00:17:59,774 --> 00:18:01,994 -Call the slap battle a tie? 332 00:18:02,037 --> 00:18:04,867 -You know what my friend? Let's call the whole day a tie. 333 00:18:04,909 --> 00:18:08,129 [Screaming from closet] 334 00:18:09,479 --> 00:18:12,089 -Yasmin bleach, we did it. 335 00:18:17,183 --> 00:18:20,363 -[Callaghan]: Robert? What are you doing? 336 00:18:20,403 --> 00:18:24,893 -Sir, excuse me. I have a whole room full of kids to lead. 337 00:18:30,674 --> 00:18:35,464 ♪ Music 338 00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:38,987 -Here he is, look who I have. -[Dwyer]: Simon! 339 00:18:39,030 --> 00:18:41,340 -Hey Simon. -Hey Simon. 340 00:18:41,381 --> 00:18:44,431 -Did Gerry make things better for you? -Well, I'm still a virgin but... 341 00:18:44,471 --> 00:18:47,741 -Hey, are we still revealing secrets? -Yeah, we're actually on Paul. 342 00:18:47,778 --> 00:18:50,648 -Perfect. Let's hear this. 343 00:18:50,694 --> 00:18:53,744 -Okay, everybody knows my father passed away not so long ago, right? 344 00:18:53,784 --> 00:18:55,874 -You killed him. -Gerry! 345 00:18:55,917 --> 00:18:58,267 -Let him finish. 346 00:18:58,311 --> 00:19:00,181 -I just never had a chance to let him know... 347 00:19:01,575 --> 00:19:04,665 How much of a big inspiration he was to me. 348 00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:06,878 -Yeah? And then what'd you do? 349 00:19:09,191 --> 00:19:12,891 That's the secret? -It's my father, Gerry. 350 00:19:12,934 --> 00:19:15,894 -Are we counting that? -Yeah, that counts. 351 00:19:15,937 --> 00:19:17,977 -Alright, well I guess that's it, we did it. 352 00:19:18,026 --> 00:19:20,326 -Hold on. -Hold on? 353 00:19:20,376 --> 00:19:22,416 -We still don't have a real secret from you Gerry. 354 00:19:22,465 --> 00:19:26,025 -Yeah you kinda owe us a secret. -Okay, well you guys all know that my... 355 00:19:26,077 --> 00:19:29,207 Dad left for work this morning and... 356 00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:32,995 I never got a chance to tell him how much I love him. 357 00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:35,261 And what an inspiration he is to me daily. 358 00:19:35,304 --> 00:19:37,704 -That doesn't count. -[Gerry]: But that's a secret. 359 00:19:37,741 --> 00:19:40,661 -That's based on Paul's. We need a secret of your own, something personal. 360 00:19:40,701 --> 00:19:43,701 -Okay, remember when the coffee machine broke in the staff room? 361 00:19:43,747 --> 00:19:46,617 -[Trudy]: You mean hell week? How could we forget hell week? It was hell. 362 00:19:46,663 --> 00:19:49,013 -[Bobbi]: It was brutal. -I had to take a personal leave for a week. 363 00:19:49,057 --> 00:19:52,797 -Oh, I had migraines. -Anyway, I broke it. 364 00:19:52,843 --> 00:19:57,983 And I...I didn't tell anyone, I just... 365 00:19:58,022 --> 00:20:00,762 And I never make coffee. Or washed my mug. 366 00:20:00,808 --> 00:20:03,808 -Are you serious? -Serious. 367 00:20:03,854 --> 00:20:06,474 -You don't mess with a man's coffee. 368 00:20:06,509 --> 00:20:08,949 [Dwyer]: Sick of this! 369 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:16,220 -Is he gone? Simon. -Yeah, he's gone. 370 00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:17,998 ♪ Music 371 00:20:18,913 --> 00:20:23,223 ♪ Music 372 00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:32,010 -I trust that you are enjoying the new coffee machine I bought for everybody. 373 00:20:32,056 --> 00:20:34,276 -It's nice, okay? It's nice. -Good. 374 00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:36,630 -So trust is good, we're good with trust. 375 00:20:36,670 --> 00:20:38,890 -Yeah, sure. -Thank you. 376 00:20:38,933 --> 00:20:42,983 Ohhh, you, I owe an apology to. 377 00:20:44,808 --> 00:20:49,988 Some of the things I said in the staff retreat were not appropriate considering... 378 00:20:50,031 --> 00:20:54,041 The horrible situation you had. So, I'm sorry. 379 00:20:54,078 --> 00:20:56,468 -Thank you. -You're welcome. So... 380 00:20:57,821 --> 00:20:59,951 As a peace offering... 381 00:21:01,825 --> 00:21:04,955 I got you these. -What are those? 382 00:21:05,002 --> 00:21:07,402 -Chinese balls! I swear to God they're called Chinese balls. 383 00:21:09,746 --> 00:21:13,876 -You're a child. -Don't be testy, don't be testy. 384 00:21:13,924 --> 00:21:17,284 [Chime of Chinese balls] -You feel that Leung?