1 00:00:08,747 --> 00:00:10,747 [Gerry sighs] 2 00:00:14,405 --> 00:00:16,755 -[Gerry]: Morning. Sheila, what chapter are we on? 3 00:00:16,799 --> 00:00:18,889 -Chapter two, Sir. -What's chapter two about? 4 00:00:18,931 --> 00:00:21,281 -Demography, Sir. 5 00:00:21,325 --> 00:00:25,195 -Alright, Lori, can you come write, demography on the board for me please? 6 00:00:25,242 --> 00:00:27,382 -Sir, are you collecting our assignments? 7 00:00:27,418 --> 00:00:29,988 -Oh yeah, pass your assignments to the first person. 8 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:33,120 Jonathan, can you collect those for me? 9 00:00:33,163 --> 00:00:36,473 Keegan, take the attendance down. Lori, is anybody away? 10 00:00:36,514 --> 00:00:39,214 -[Lori]: No Sir. -Nobody's away. Tell them everybody's here. 11 00:00:39,256 --> 00:00:41,606 -Yes Sir. -Sir, are you handing our tests back? 12 00:00:41,650 --> 00:00:45,000 -Yes. Lori, hand back the tests. The tests were very well done. 13 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:47,045 Good work everybody. 14 00:00:47,656 --> 00:00:50,006 -Sir? -What? 15 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:52,440 -These aren't marked. -Hand them out, we'll mark them now. 16 00:00:52,487 --> 00:00:56,007 Once you get your test pass it to the person behind you 17 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:58,876 Last person bring it to the first person in each row. 18 00:00:58,928 --> 00:01:02,018 Sheila's probably got perfect. Sheila, we're going to use your test as the answer key. 19 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:04,242 So, dictate the answers from your seat. 20 00:01:04,281 --> 00:01:07,941 Once you've totalled everything up, circle the mark in a red pen in the top right corner. 21 00:01:07,980 --> 00:01:11,160 Give them some comments, like: Good job, Nice work, Try harder. 22 00:01:11,201 --> 00:01:13,291 What are you doing? What happened? 23 00:01:17,555 --> 00:01:21,075 Thanks. Cramps. Tequila. 24 00:01:22,517 --> 00:01:25,127 Whoever marks her test give her bonus marks please. 25 00:01:25,172 --> 00:01:29,442 Two extra marks for thinking of the teacher. QUIET! 26 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:32,740 [Gerry mumbles]: Too many shots, too many shots. 27 00:01:32,788 --> 00:01:34,618 Every time I have shots I feel like this. 28 00:01:34,659 --> 00:01:37,579 ♪ Music 29 00:01:37,619 --> 00:01:40,359 ♪ I'm awesome, no you're not dude don't lie ♪ 30 00:01:40,404 --> 00:01:43,064 ♪ I'm awesome, I'm driving around in my mom's ride ♪ 31 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:45,503 ♪ I'm awesome, a quarter of my life gone by ♪ 32 00:01:46,932 --> 00:01:49,112 ♪ I'm awesome 33 00:01:50,458 --> 00:01:52,418 ♪ Music 34 00:01:58,161 --> 00:01:59,861 -Bill, come here. 35 00:02:00,816 --> 00:02:03,376 Isn't that Daniel Negreanu right there? 36 00:02:03,427 --> 00:02:05,727 The poker player Daniel Negreanu? 37 00:02:05,777 --> 00:02:08,517 Yeah, the poker player. How many Daniel Negreanu's do you know? He's world famous. 38 00:02:08,563 --> 00:02:10,963 -[Bill]: Yeah it is. -[Gerry]: It is, I knew it. 39 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,350 I'm sitting here going: Why do I recognize that guy? 40 00:02:13,394 --> 00:02:15,224 -[Bill]: I didn't even notice. -[Gerry]: It's so cool. 41 00:02:15,265 --> 00:02:17,345 He's sitting right there. Daniel Negreanu. 42 00:02:17,398 --> 00:02:20,178 -[Bill]: It's awesome. -I'm going to go talk to him. 43 00:02:20,227 --> 00:02:23,137 Daniel Negreanu? -Hey, what's going on man? 44 00:02:23,186 --> 00:02:25,446 -Is everything okay? -Oh yeah, you know. 45 00:02:25,493 --> 00:02:28,103 Just been on a little bit of a bad run. But happens to the best of us. 46 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:30,498 -Really? You've been on a bad run? Playing poker? 47 00:02:30,541 --> 00:02:33,681 -Yeah, it's just been some really, really bad luck. 48 00:02:33,718 --> 00:02:37,418 Good news is, it can't get much worse than this. 49 00:02:37,461 --> 00:02:39,861 Mmm, I was wondering umm... 50 00:02:39,898 --> 00:02:42,378 You wouldn't happen to know of any cheap hotels around here would you? 51 00:02:42,423 --> 00:02:45,693 Like, maybe, free ones? -Umm, yeah, actually. 52 00:02:45,730 --> 00:02:48,820 Bill, get over here. Come here. It's my roommate, Bill. 53 00:02:48,864 --> 00:02:51,084 -[Daniel]: What's going on Bill? -[Bill]: Hey, how you doing? 54 00:02:51,127 --> 00:02:53,827 -We have a cheap hotel, called: our place. Yeah, it's free. 55 00:02:53,869 --> 00:02:56,089 -[Bill]: Yes! Yeah we do. -I'm not going to put you out. 56 00:02:56,132 --> 00:02:59,222 -No, you're not putting us out. When Daniel Negreanu's in trouble... 57 00:02:59,266 --> 00:03:03,096 Or if Daniel Negreanu's having a bad streak, where does Daniel Negreanu stay? 58 00:03:03,139 --> 00:03:05,489 -Daniel Negreanu Motel. -That's what we're calling our place. 59 00:03:05,533 --> 00:03:08,753 -Daniel Negreanu Motel. -By the way just Daniel is fine. 60 00:03:08,797 --> 00:03:10,927 -[Bill and Gerry]: As in Daniel Negreanu! 61 00:03:10,973 --> 00:03:14,023 -No one says just Daniel when talking about Daniel Negreanu. 62 00:03:14,063 --> 00:03:16,113 It's like, the whole word is used. 63 00:03:16,152 --> 00:03:18,852 -It's so fun, that you're here. -He's staying at our place. 64 00:03:18,894 --> 00:03:21,164 Sleep over! -[Bill]: Yeah! 65 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:23,941 ♪ Music 66 00:03:23,986 --> 00:03:26,336 -Excuse me? I'm Darius Lyons. 67 00:03:26,380 --> 00:03:30,380 -Oh yes. You're going to be covering for Mrs. Donaldson, who's away on mat leave. 68 00:03:30,427 --> 00:03:33,597 Again. The woman is a machine. 69 00:03:33,648 --> 00:03:37,868 Anyway her schedule is in there. Also there's a map of the school. 70 00:03:37,913 --> 00:03:40,613 If you need anything at all, my name is Trudy. 71 00:03:41,743 --> 00:03:44,403 -There you are! -Robert. 72 00:03:44,441 --> 00:03:46,841 -Get over here. Ahhh. 73 00:03:46,878 --> 00:03:51,098 Mmmm, ahhh. 74 00:03:51,143 --> 00:03:55,283 Trudy, this is the man who's responsible for my love of teaching. 75 00:03:55,322 --> 00:03:59,892 -Ohhh, so it was you! Okay then. 76 00:03:59,935 --> 00:04:03,235 Well, he certainly went out on a limb to get you here Sir. 77 00:04:03,286 --> 00:04:05,326 -Well, it's nice to get some work, I guess. 78 00:04:05,375 --> 00:04:08,285 -Stop embarrassing me. I'm just happy you're here. 79 00:04:08,335 --> 00:04:11,685 Mrs. Donaldson better watch her back that you don't replace her full time, huh? 80 00:04:11,729 --> 00:04:14,689 Good luck today, get to class, I'll come track you down we'll get some lunch. How's that? 81 00:04:14,732 --> 00:04:16,822 -Sounds nice. -Okay Darius. 82 00:04:16,865 --> 00:04:22,475 Ahhh, 20 years he's been my mentor, amazing teacher. 83 00:04:22,523 --> 00:04:25,223 -Yeah, well he better be, 'cause he's here for three months. 84 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:28,045 -Oh, he's good. Trust me. 85 00:04:28,093 --> 00:04:30,883 In fact, guys like Darius shouldn't be subbing. We need to get him on here full time. 86 00:04:30,922 --> 00:04:33,322 -Well, why don't you see if he has his VP courses? 87 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:36,410 Then he could have your job. [Robert fake laughs] 88 00:04:36,450 --> 00:04:40,980 -Or, maybe I should see if he can wear circus attire and have his PhMean. 89 00:04:41,019 --> 00:04:43,539 'Cause then he could do what you do here, every day. 90 00:04:43,587 --> 00:04:47,637 -You know what cowboy? You don't have a big enough gun for this showdown. 91 00:04:47,678 --> 00:04:51,118 So, why don't you just back on out of the saloon? Okay? 92 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:54,080 -[Robert makes squeaky door noises] 93 00:04:56,078 --> 00:04:58,168 -Oh, there you are. -[Daniel]: Hey. 94 00:04:58,210 --> 00:05:00,340 -I thought you left without saying goodbye. 95 00:05:00,387 --> 00:05:02,477 Oh, and you have one of my shirts on there. 96 00:05:02,519 --> 00:05:04,829 -Yeah, sorry. I hope you don't mind, I was in those clothes for days. 97 00:05:04,869 --> 00:05:07,349 -That's okay. Well, what's the big city you're off to next? 98 00:05:07,394 --> 00:05:09,484 -Nothing really planned, just going to chill for a bit. 99 00:05:09,526 --> 00:05:12,876 -Bill gets up around noon. I'm sure he'll take you where you need to go, so... 100 00:05:12,921 --> 00:05:15,711 -Cool. Um, hey, I was wondering do you have an online poker account? 101 00:05:15,750 --> 00:05:18,540 -Yeah, why? -I was thinking, if you wanted to... 102 00:05:18,579 --> 00:05:22,839 That you could transfer me some money on there and we could go 50/50, I'll run it up. 103 00:05:22,887 --> 00:05:25,327 -I like that idea. -Yeah? 104 00:05:25,368 --> 00:05:28,368 -Yeah. I got about 400 bucks in there, I'll transfer that over. 105 00:05:28,415 --> 00:05:31,025 -400 bucks? I'll run that up into 10,000 before you get back from work. 106 00:05:31,069 --> 00:05:33,459 -That's five thousand dollars each! I love it. 107 00:05:33,507 --> 00:05:35,677 Maybe I'll call in sick, I won't even go to work we'll just hang. 108 00:05:35,726 --> 00:05:38,376 -Nah, you should probably go to work. -I should go to work. 109 00:05:38,425 --> 00:05:43,165 ♪ Music 110 00:05:44,735 --> 00:05:46,815 -Gerry! -Paul. 111 00:05:46,868 --> 00:05:48,958 -What are you doing? -What does it look like I'm doing? 112 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:52,050 I'm doing my lesson plans. -It looks like you're doodling. 113 00:05:52,090 --> 00:05:55,050 Anyway, just a reminder, I'll be using your room during your spare for the next few days. 114 00:05:55,093 --> 00:05:57,533 They're renovating the music room. 115 00:05:57,574 --> 00:06:00,014 -I never heard this. -It was a memo Callaghan put out. 116 00:06:00,055 --> 00:06:02,875 -Yeah, I never got a memo. So unfortunately we're not going to be able to do that. 117 00:06:02,927 --> 00:06:05,707 'Cause I need to use my room on my spare the next few days so... 118 00:06:05,756 --> 00:06:08,316 Sorry. -[Dwyer]: Wait a minute. 119 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:10,888 -What are you doing? -There it is. 120 00:06:10,935 --> 00:06:14,495 You were doing your lesson plan on it. Ha! Thanks Gerry. 121 00:06:14,548 --> 00:06:16,378 -Don't steal my quotes. 122 00:06:19,117 --> 00:06:21,597 -Guess who stayed at my house last night! 123 00:06:21,642 --> 00:06:24,382 I'll give you a hint, it is a world famous person. 124 00:06:24,427 --> 00:06:26,467 -Queen Elizabeth. -Queen Elizabeth? 125 00:06:26,516 --> 00:06:29,426 Seriously? You think Queen Elizabeth stayed at my house? 126 00:06:29,476 --> 00:06:31,696 Do you think before you talk? 127 00:06:31,739 --> 00:06:34,439 First of all, I think she's dead. 128 00:06:34,481 --> 00:06:36,571 I'll give you another hint, it was a man. 129 00:06:36,613 --> 00:06:38,703 -Justin Bieber. -[Gerry]: Oh my god. 130 00:06:38,746 --> 00:06:41,966 Yup, that's who it was, Justin Bieber stayed at my house. 131 00:06:42,010 --> 00:06:45,450 Daniel Negreanu stayed at my house last night. 132 00:06:45,492 --> 00:06:47,802 -Who is that Sir? -Is that the guy with the fishing show? 133 00:06:47,842 --> 00:06:51,412 -No, he is a world class poker player. -I love poker. 134 00:06:51,454 --> 00:06:54,414 -Jonathan, I'm pretty sure you don't love poker if you don't know who Daniel Negreanu is. 135 00:06:54,457 --> 00:06:56,937 -Sir, what does this have to do with history? 136 00:06:56,981 --> 00:07:01,461 -Why do you come in here every day and just...do that? 137 00:07:01,508 --> 00:07:05,558 I'm just doing my job, trying to come in, have a little conversation. 138 00:07:05,599 --> 00:07:08,469 And you go right for the throat, every day. 139 00:07:09,733 --> 00:07:11,823 Killing me, you're killing me Sheila. 140 00:07:11,866 --> 00:07:14,956 -I'm here to learn Sir, I pay a lot of money to go to this school. 141 00:07:14,999 --> 00:07:17,439 -YOU don't pay anything. Your parents do. 142 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:21,270 And Sheila! You will thank me for teaching how to play poker. 143 00:07:21,310 --> 00:07:23,750 Because when you go to university, I promise you. 144 00:07:23,791 --> 00:07:26,881 You will play poker for money, or beer or something. 145 00:07:26,924 --> 00:07:29,014 And you're going to thank me. 146 00:07:29,057 --> 00:07:33,097 Now, if you don't want to play, you can work quietly at your desk. 147 00:07:33,148 --> 00:07:36,498 And be called a loser, for the rest of your life. 148 00:07:36,543 --> 00:07:39,853 -Oh no, I'm going to play. -Okay, good. 149 00:07:39,894 --> 00:07:42,514 You will lose. 150 00:07:42,549 --> 00:07:45,549 -Okay class, now like I was saying, I'm Mr. Lyons. 151 00:07:45,595 --> 00:07:49,895 And I'll be filling in for Mrs. Donaldson for the next few months or so. 152 00:07:49,947 --> 00:07:52,597 So, I guess we could start with attendance. 153 00:07:52,646 --> 00:07:57,826 And see who's here, or more importantly who's not here. 154 00:07:57,868 --> 00:08:02,088 She left a chart here that shows where everyone sits. 155 00:08:02,133 --> 00:08:06,923 So, Stephan is away today. -I'm Stephan. 156 00:08:06,964 --> 00:08:08,924 Maybe you have the sheet upside down. 157 00:08:08,966 --> 00:08:11,446 -Oh, look at that. 158 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:13,671 It has front of the class written right across the top. 159 00:08:13,710 --> 00:08:16,670 How handy is this little thing? -[Robert]: Afternoon pupils. 160 00:08:16,713 --> 00:08:19,243 Mind if I sit in? Watch my old mentor in action. 161 00:08:19,281 --> 00:08:21,501 -[Darius]: Not at all. -Won't even know I'm here. 162 00:08:24,416 --> 00:08:28,376 -Still working on attendance. -[Robert]: Still? Great. 163 00:08:30,422 --> 00:08:33,862 -What are you doing? -I was just asking for an extra pen. 164 00:08:33,904 --> 00:08:36,694 -While I'm busting my butt up here? 165 00:08:36,733 --> 00:08:39,523 -Can we just try to pay attention? 166 00:08:41,129 --> 00:08:48,309 Okay, so ah...Hey! What do you think you're doing...ah Jordan? 167 00:08:48,353 --> 00:08:50,573 -That's Jordan, I'm Kevin. 168 00:08:50,617 --> 00:08:53,137 -Yes, what do you think you're doing? 169 00:08:53,184 --> 00:08:55,274 -I just opened my book up. 170 00:08:55,317 --> 00:09:00,367 -Ah give me a break, give me a GD break 171 00:09:00,409 --> 00:09:04,019 ♪ Music 172 00:09:07,068 --> 00:09:09,068 -Jonathan, just give me a few chips, let me back in. 173 00:09:09,113 --> 00:09:11,813 -No way! But you're right, this is fun. 174 00:09:11,855 --> 00:09:14,025 -Sheila, you have way too many. Let me...you have so.... 175 00:09:14,075 --> 00:09:16,895 -Sir! My dad taught me two things about poker. 176 00:09:16,947 --> 00:09:20,777 -Never lend chips, and take out the low stack players first. 177 00:09:20,821 --> 00:09:23,001 That's what I did. 178 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:26,910 [Daniel knocks] -Oh my gosh! 179 00:09:26,957 --> 00:09:29,917 Daniel Negreanu! -How you doing kids? 180 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:32,480 -My buddy! What are you doing here man? What's up? 181 00:09:32,528 --> 00:09:34,438 -Actually, I came by to, um, borrow your credit card. 182 00:09:34,486 --> 00:09:36,576 I need to put some more money on my online account. 183 00:09:36,619 --> 00:09:38,749 -What have you lost already? -Just a few hundred. 184 00:09:38,795 --> 00:09:40,875 You know, I'll get it back. 185 00:09:40,928 --> 00:09:43,498 -What happened to the thousands you were gonna... 186 00:09:43,539 --> 00:09:46,889 -Relax man, it takes time. Time and money. 187 00:09:46,934 --> 00:09:49,414 You know, I'm gonna get you up to ten thousand in no time. 188 00:09:49,458 --> 00:09:51,678 -Ten thousand dollars huh? -Mmmhmm. 189 00:09:51,721 --> 00:09:54,331 -Are you sure you can do that? -Come on. 190 00:09:54,376 --> 00:09:56,466 -You're Daniel Negreanu. Okay. -That's right. 191 00:09:56,508 --> 00:09:58,638 Credit card? -Yeah. Okay. 192 00:09:58,685 --> 00:10:00,725 -Anybody want autographs, picture? 193 00:10:00,774 --> 00:10:03,044 -Pictures, autographs right now for free. Anyone? 194 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:05,650 Daniel? Or Daniel and myself? Anyone? 195 00:10:05,692 --> 00:10:08,002 -[Daniel]: Nobody? -[Gerry]: Nothing, they're not big poker followers. 196 00:10:08,042 --> 00:10:09,912 -Right. -I'd love a picture later. 197 00:10:09,957 --> 00:10:12,387 Alright, just be careful. -Yup. 198 00:10:12,437 --> 00:10:15,087 ♪ Music -See ya buddy. 199 00:10:16,398 --> 00:10:18,488 ♪ Music 200 00:10:19,923 --> 00:10:23,623 -He's eating all my food. -Now you know how I feel, living with you. 201 00:10:23,666 --> 00:10:27,316 -It's not funny man, we have to get rid of him, you said this would be one night. 202 00:10:27,365 --> 00:10:29,585 -I can't throw Daniel Negreanu out on the street. 203 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,669 He's one of the best poker players in the world. 204 00:10:31,718 --> 00:10:34,198 -[Bill]:We have to do something. -Alright, alright, alright! 205 00:10:34,242 --> 00:10:36,852 Here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to set up a poker game with my staff. 206 00:10:36,897 --> 00:10:39,067 I'll bring Daniel, they don't know who he is. 207 00:10:39,116 --> 00:10:41,336 He'll clean up, he'll make some money, he'll be gone. 208 00:10:41,379 --> 00:10:43,429 -All he's been doing is losing money, how's that going to work? 209 00:10:43,468 --> 00:10:45,508 -He's not going to lose to my staff. 210 00:10:45,557 --> 00:10:47,687 I'll get the teachers that have no idea how to play poker. 211 00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:50,134 Trust me! It will work. -Alright, okay. Set it up. 212 00:10:50,171 --> 00:10:53,041 You don't feel bad doing that? -Why would I feel bad doing that? Okay. 213 00:10:53,087 --> 00:10:56,047 Normally it would cost people thousands of dollars to play poker with Daniel. 214 00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:58,920 Now they get to play for a couple hundred bucks. We'll have beers, it will be fun. 215 00:10:58,962 --> 00:11:01,012 -Alright, we get a cut of the winnings, right? 216 00:11:01,051 --> 00:11:03,791 -[Gerry]: Yeah, yeah, yeah. -It'll make up for all the stuff he stole from us. 217 00:11:03,837 --> 00:11:06,267 -He sleeps a lot. Worse roommate than you. 218 00:11:06,317 --> 00:11:08,447 I didn't think that was possible. 219 00:11:08,493 --> 00:11:10,283 ♪ Music 220 00:11:13,498 --> 00:11:15,678 [Robert sighs] 221 00:11:16,893 --> 00:11:19,243 -[Robert]: Ahhh. 222 00:11:19,287 --> 00:11:21,717 -Is everything alright Robert? -I don't know. 223 00:11:21,768 --> 00:11:23,678 Do substitutes typically take a few days to settle in? 224 00:11:23,726 --> 00:11:26,026 -Not usually, why? 225 00:11:26,076 --> 00:11:28,636 -I just don't know if Darius is the same teacher he was 20 years ago. 226 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,988 -Sure he is. 227 00:11:31,038 --> 00:11:34,168 A guy who's been subbing as long as Darius has something wrong with him. 228 00:11:34,215 --> 00:11:36,345 -But that's not how I remember it. 229 00:11:36,391 --> 00:11:39,741 -It was 20 years ago Robert. Maybe you've changed. 230 00:11:39,786 --> 00:11:44,226 Did you ever think of that? -Is it possible Darius was never good? 231 00:11:44,268 --> 00:11:48,488 -Yes, it's possible. It's even probab...yes. 232 00:11:48,533 --> 00:11:52,543 -Sorry, what room am I in again? -223, 223. 233 00:11:52,581 --> 00:11:56,931 -If you say so, where's that? Oh, never mind, I have the map. 234 00:11:58,979 --> 00:12:01,499 -Same place as yesterday. 235 00:12:02,330 --> 00:12:04,420 I have to kill my mentor. 236 00:12:04,462 --> 00:12:08,422 -No, you don't have to kill him, but you do have to fire him. 237 00:12:08,466 --> 00:12:11,116 Which is still, pretty awful. 238 00:12:12,514 --> 00:12:15,004 Poor you. 239 00:12:18,868 --> 00:12:21,178 [Sound of instrument falling] -Oh my god. 240 00:12:21,218 --> 00:12:25,348 This is ridiculous that he just leaves everything. 241 00:12:25,396 --> 00:12:28,616 Who does that? How disrespectful is that? 242 00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:30,840 Teacher comes in, borrows my class. 243 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:33,140 Just leaves everything strewn all over the floor like this. 244 00:12:33,187 --> 00:12:35,577 I gotta wander around... 245 00:12:35,624 --> 00:12:39,414 P.L.O., please leave on. 246 00:12:39,454 --> 00:12:41,804 How am I supposed to use the board for my lesson? 247 00:12:41,848 --> 00:12:44,678 No, that's not happening. No, I will not leave that on. 248 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:47,680 Because I have my own stuff that I need the board for. 249 00:12:47,723 --> 00:12:49,813 I can't wander, I normally wander. 250 00:12:49,856 --> 00:12:52,026 It's affecting my teaching style. 251 00:12:52,075 --> 00:12:54,155 -Sir, how does it affect your teaching? 252 00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:57,168 You usually just sit at your desk, and we watch movies. 253 00:12:57,211 --> 00:12:59,301 -They're educational films. -'Remember the Titans'? 254 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,910 -Okay. 255 00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:07,480 -This, kids, is disrespectful. 256 00:13:07,525 --> 00:13:10,215 Teachers shouldn't do this to one another. 257 00:13:10,267 --> 00:13:13,177 Okay? It's not all about music. 258 00:13:13,227 --> 00:13:18,147 This is a social sciences room, and this is for social sciences. 259 00:13:18,188 --> 00:13:22,668 So, I'm sorry Mr. Dwyer, but you will just have to write that again. 260 00:13:22,714 --> 00:13:28,504 Test tomorrow. Okay, don't forget. Alright. 261 00:13:28,546 --> 00:13:32,376 Oh, two can play at that game. Oh, okay. 262 00:13:32,420 --> 00:13:35,680 Oh yeah, there we go Mr. Dwyer. 263 00:13:35,727 --> 00:13:39,637 ♪ Music 264 00:13:41,516 --> 00:13:46,696 -[Gerry]: Hey Wayne. The Wayner, the Wayne Gretzky of librarians. 265 00:13:46,738 --> 00:13:49,048 That's what I call you. 266 00:13:49,089 --> 00:13:51,349 Look, I know we don't always see eye to eye. 267 00:13:51,395 --> 00:13:56,305 But I though we'd patch that up with a little staff poker night I'm having at Barrels. 268 00:13:56,357 --> 00:13:59,187 I'd like you to be there Wayne. -I only play Pai-Gow. 269 00:13:59,229 --> 00:14:01,359 -Alright, well maybe you could try poker. 270 00:14:01,405 --> 00:14:04,835 We could, get caught up. We don't even talk. 271 00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:08,497 -Okay, I will learn it today on my spare. 272 00:14:08,543 --> 00:14:11,203 -On your spare? Isn't your whole day a spare? 273 00:14:11,241 --> 00:14:15,201 I'm sorry, librarians are an essential part of the school system. So, thank you. 274 00:14:15,245 --> 00:14:17,465 -[Leung]: Thank you. -LISA! Poker tonight! 275 00:14:17,508 --> 00:14:19,948 With the staff, at Barrels, are you in? 276 00:14:19,989 --> 00:14:24,339 -Oh, I would love to, but I have a test that I have to prepare for at the end of the month, so. 277 00:14:24,385 --> 00:14:26,465 -Okay, well Bill's going to be there! 278 00:14:26,517 --> 00:14:29,427 -Bill? Why would that matter if Bill was there? 279 00:14:29,477 --> 00:14:31,437 -Don't know, but he keeps asking about you. 280 00:14:31,479 --> 00:14:33,309 -Asking about me? 281 00:14:34,743 --> 00:14:38,183 -Anyway, so you coming? -Yeah, yeah, I'll be there. 282 00:14:38,225 --> 00:14:40,915 -Bring lots of money. Simon! Play poker? 283 00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:43,317 -Don't know, never tried. 284 00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:46,970 -Okay. Well tonight I've organized a friendly staff poker night at Barrels. 285 00:14:47,016 --> 00:14:48,926 I'd like you to come, as my friend. 286 00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:51,055 -Okay. -But you gotta bring real money. 287 00:14:51,107 --> 00:14:53,277 It's real money poker okay? 288 00:14:53,327 --> 00:14:55,327 -I will bring ten thousand dollars. 289 00:14:57,461 --> 00:15:01,811 -I don't think anybody will be bringing ten... 290 00:15:01,857 --> 00:15:04,687 Okay, ten thousand dollars. 291 00:15:06,731 --> 00:15:09,081 Alright, that's good. Okay. 292 00:15:09,996 --> 00:15:13,296 ♪ Music 293 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,271 -So, how's it been going today? 294 00:15:24,314 --> 00:15:26,454 -Who knows? 295 00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:28,580 -Darius, do you remember when we used to sub together? 296 00:15:28,623 --> 00:15:31,843 -Not really. -Do you ever think about retiring? 297 00:15:31,887 --> 00:15:33,977 -What? From this? No, I love it. 298 00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:36,890 -You're fired. -Hmm? 299 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:40,286 -Mrs. Donaldson's back. -From mat leave? Already? 300 00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:44,940 -Yeah....Preemie...Alex. 301 00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:47,467 He seems to be doing okay. -Great! 302 00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:49,991 -If you need to talk, you can just... 303 00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:52,336 -No, look it's great, really. 304 00:15:52,386 --> 00:15:54,426 I was hoping to get an early start on my weekend. 305 00:15:54,475 --> 00:15:58,825 -It's me Darius. Just use me as a shoulder to cry on. 306 00:15:58,870 --> 00:16:00,920 -Okay, goodbye. 307 00:16:04,311 --> 00:16:06,311 -No. 308 00:16:07,792 --> 00:16:10,322 Sweet, stupid man. 309 00:16:11,796 --> 00:16:15,236 [Simon making robot noises] 310 00:16:15,278 --> 00:16:17,718 -[Simon]: So how do you know Gerry, Daniel? 311 00:16:17,759 --> 00:16:19,889 -Oh, you know, just through a few buddies. 312 00:16:19,935 --> 00:16:22,155 -Yeah, yeah we go way back. -Are you a teacher as well? 313 00:16:22,198 --> 00:16:24,808 -A lot of questions we're not here for questions okay? 314 00:16:24,853 --> 00:16:27,293 We're here to play some poker. 315 00:16:27,334 --> 00:16:30,474 -Chest a minute, can't start without us. 316 00:16:30,511 --> 00:16:33,381 Hi everybody, sorry we're late. 317 00:16:33,427 --> 00:16:35,597 -Oh Trudy, this is Daniel, Gerry's friend. 318 00:16:35,646 --> 00:16:38,386 -How you doing? -Hello Daniel. 319 00:16:39,607 --> 00:16:42,257 Gerry, can I talk to you for a second? 320 00:16:42,305 --> 00:16:44,695 -I'm getting ready, just sit down and let's get started. 321 00:16:44,742 --> 00:16:46,922 -Gosh, you look awfully familiar Daniel. 322 00:16:46,962 --> 00:16:48,792 Now, where would I have seen you before? 323 00:16:50,444 --> 00:16:52,324 -Know what? I'm not being a good host, let me ah... 324 00:16:52,359 --> 00:16:54,489 -[Trudy]: Alright. 325 00:16:54,535 --> 00:16:57,925 Daniel Negreanu, I want in, 20%. 326 00:16:57,973 --> 00:16:59,843 -I don't know what you're talking about. -Don't even. 327 00:16:59,888 --> 00:17:02,238 You set this whole thing up. 328 00:17:02,282 --> 00:17:05,112 Either you cut me in or I will squawk like a chicken. 329 00:17:05,154 --> 00:17:07,034 -Fine. 330 00:17:10,638 --> 00:17:15,338 Alright, let's go. Ahhh let's say five hundred dollar buy in. 331 00:17:15,382 --> 00:17:17,472 -What are you crazy? -I don't have money that much. 332 00:17:17,514 --> 00:17:19,564 -Gerry, you said this was going to be a friendly game of poker. 333 00:17:19,603 --> 00:17:22,083 -[Leung yells]: I'm in! 334 00:17:22,128 --> 00:17:25,168 -Hundred dollar buy in. -Fifty dollars. 335 00:17:25,218 --> 00:17:28,828 -Yeah fifty. -Fifty dollars and we can buy in as many times as we want. 336 00:17:28,873 --> 00:17:31,353 -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 337 00:17:31,398 --> 00:17:34,308 Buy in as much as you want. Get lots of money, good. 338 00:17:34,357 --> 00:17:36,707 -I will be buying in once. -Let's play some poker. 339 00:17:40,189 --> 00:17:43,579 [Gerry]: Very distracting Trudy, put a sweater on or something. 340 00:17:43,627 --> 00:17:46,717 -Nice. ♪ Music 341 00:17:47,327 --> 00:17:50,367 ♪ Music 342 00:17:50,417 --> 00:17:52,547 -Alright, here we go. Heads up poker. 343 00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:56,676 -You know, the key to poker is just knowing how to read people. 344 00:17:56,727 --> 00:17:59,337 -Is that so? -Black's catching up to red. 345 00:17:59,382 --> 00:18:01,522 -You want to know what I'm reading right now? 346 00:18:01,558 --> 00:18:04,078 -Hmm, probably at a fourth grade level. 347 00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:07,166 -Ohhh. -Deal the cards Gerry! 348 00:18:07,216 --> 00:18:09,306 -Take those off. [♪ Music from Leung's headphones] 349 00:18:09,349 --> 00:18:11,789 -You gotta either stop yelling or you gotta turn the music off. 350 00:18:11,829 --> 00:18:14,089 -Mmmm. 351 00:18:15,311 --> 00:18:18,921 -[Trudy]: Read 'em and weep Leung. [Trudy laughs] 352 00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:21,877 -[Malik]: Ahhh, nice. 353 00:18:21,926 --> 00:18:23,706 -[Simon]: Oh, everyone's getting intense. 354 00:18:26,235 --> 00:18:28,585 -[Leung yells]: I'm all in! 355 00:18:28,629 --> 00:18:30,589 -Why do I feel you have tens or jacks or something like that? 356 00:18:30,631 --> 00:18:32,721 -[Malik]: Yeah, yeah. It's a good feeling. 357 00:18:32,763 --> 00:18:34,943 [Daniel]: I have no choice, I call. -Here we go. 358 00:18:34,983 --> 00:18:37,773 -[Gerry]: Okay. Patch of tens. You're right, this is a big pot. 359 00:18:37,812 --> 00:18:40,862 -What is happening? -[Malik]: Come on, come on. Bring it. Bring the pain. 360 00:18:40,902 --> 00:18:43,602 -[Yells]: Burn a card! 361 00:18:43,644 --> 00:18:46,474 -How many times are you going to say that? You've said it for two hours. 362 00:18:46,516 --> 00:18:50,216 And I haven't forgotten once to burn a card. It's annoying. 363 00:18:50,259 --> 00:18:52,439 You're yelling is annoying. Pair of kings. 364 00:18:52,479 --> 00:18:54,659 -It's a good flop for me. -[Gerry]: Pair of kings. 365 00:18:54,698 --> 00:18:56,788 -Daniel's ahead. -[Yells]: Burn a card! 366 00:18:56,831 --> 00:18:58,831 -[Yells]: Stop telling me to burn a card! 367 00:18:58,876 --> 00:19:01,096 I have not forgotten in two hours to burn a card! 368 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,920 You've said it every time! 369 00:19:03,794 --> 00:19:06,934 Burn! Turn! 370 00:19:06,971 --> 00:19:10,191 -[Malik]: Daniel Still. -Give me a ten! 371 00:19:10,236 --> 00:19:14,146 -He wants a ten. You know what the odds are of getting a ten? 372 00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:16,156 -It's like seven percent. -[Yells]: Like seven percent! 373 00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:18,548 Your night is over! 374 00:19:18,592 --> 00:19:21,072 Boo-ya! No ten! 375 00:19:21,116 --> 00:19:23,246 -You forgot to burn a card. -[Trudy]: Idiot! 376 00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:25,082 [Leung laughs] -[Gerry whispers]: What? 377 00:19:27,253 --> 00:19:30,783 -No! -[All]: Ohhh! 378 00:19:30,821 --> 00:19:34,261 -[Simon laughs]: This is great. 379 00:19:34,303 --> 00:19:37,183 -What happened? -It's just bad luck. 380 00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:39,999 -What the hell's wrong with you? -River had him going in. 381 00:19:40,048 --> 00:19:43,048 -I want my money! [Leung laughs] 382 00:19:43,094 --> 00:19:45,974 -This is your fault. -How do you lose? 383 00:19:46,010 --> 00:19:48,100 -Nice hand. -[Gerry]: Try to keep it. 384 00:19:48,143 --> 00:19:50,103 -You can't, that's not how it works Gerry. -Try to keep some. 385 00:19:50,145 --> 00:19:53,365 ♪ Music 386 00:19:53,409 --> 00:19:57,239 -How do you lose to a guy that learned to play poker four hours earlier, on his spare? 387 00:19:57,283 --> 00:20:00,023 -Gerry, I beat that guy, seriously nine out of ten times! 388 00:20:00,068 --> 00:20:03,248 He was awful! Like absolutely terrible. It was just really bad luck. 389 00:20:03,289 --> 00:20:06,679 -He's not sitting on my couch right now asking me for money every day though is he? 390 00:20:06,727 --> 00:20:08,817 -Yeah, he left with you your money, but that's just a temporary thing. 391 00:20:08,859 --> 00:20:11,209 -I can't hear you Daniel Negreanu. 392 00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:14,473 -You just don't get it right? I need a little bit of a bank roll. So we can build on this. 393 00:20:14,517 --> 00:20:17,037 -There's no more money. There's no more lending Daniel Negreanu money. 394 00:20:17,085 --> 00:20:20,085 I just, I can't deal with this anymore. I'm sorry Daniel, you have to leave. 395 00:20:20,131 --> 00:20:21,921 -Where do you want me to go? -I don't know, I don't care. 396 00:20:21,959 --> 00:20:24,269 It's not my problem, but this is ridiculous. 397 00:20:24,310 --> 00:20:26,700 -Gerry just have a little faith. I'm going to win back all your money. 398 00:20:26,747 --> 00:20:29,097 Plus we're going to win like another ten, twenty thousand. No problem. 399 00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:31,530 -No, I'm sorry. Okay. 400 00:20:31,578 --> 00:20:35,538 You can sleep over, in the morning Daniel Negreanu is gone. 401 00:20:35,582 --> 00:20:37,712 I'm sorry. 402 00:20:37,758 --> 00:20:40,368 It's Negreanu idiot! ♪ Music 403 00:20:41,327 --> 00:20:44,327 ♪ Music 404 00:20:44,373 --> 00:20:46,513 -So, Lisa was looking pretty good the other day. 405 00:20:46,549 --> 00:20:49,159 -Do me a favour, stay away from the people I work with. 406 00:20:49,204 --> 00:20:51,824 -It's a free country. 407 00:20:51,859 --> 00:20:54,339 -Are you texting her right now? -Nah, of course not. 408 00:20:54,383 --> 00:20:56,433 It's Daniel. -Daniel? 409 00:20:56,472 --> 00:20:58,562 -Negreanu. -Why are you talking to him? 410 00:20:58,605 --> 00:21:01,905 -He just won 3.2 million in Barcelona. This guy's on fire right now. 411 00:21:01,956 --> 00:21:04,516 -Unbelievable. Why is he not texting me? 412 00:21:04,567 --> 00:21:06,997 -Because you kicked him out. -Yeah but I let him live here. 413 00:21:07,048 --> 00:21:09,698 So why is he texting you? -I don't know. 414 00:21:09,746 --> 00:21:11,836 He got me this watch too. -He got you a watch? 415 00:21:11,879 --> 00:21:14,269 -Yeah, look at that. -What? For what? 416 00:21:14,316 --> 00:21:18,016 -I don't know, being cool. -I want a watch.