1
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-Shut up! Oh my god.
Oh Bill, Bill Bill, thank you.

2
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Oh, this is early, early, early,
but fun.

3
00:00:12,316 --> 00:00:15,276
It's not my birthday Bill.
Why are we doing this? Nice.

4
00:00:15,319 --> 00:00:18,019
-Thanks.
-Hey.

5
00:00:18,061 --> 00:00:20,461
Oh God, I have to tea...
I'm going to be late.

6
00:00:20,498 --> 00:00:25,458
Be late...Don't be late...
Teach the youth of tomorrow...

7
00:00:25,503 --> 00:00:28,943
Or be late for school,
this is a good reason.

8
00:00:30,726 --> 00:00:35,686
Oh, ooh! Bill! You accidentally
put the chain on. Hear that?

9
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That's the chain. Bill?

10
00:00:38,386 --> 00:00:41,516
There's only going to be three
of you if I don't come.

11
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Bill, I can't get in.

12
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♪ I'm awesome.
No you're not dude don't lie ♪

13
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♪ I'm awesome. I'm driving
around in my mom's ride ♪

14
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♪ I'm awesome.
A quarter of my life gone by ♪

15
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♪ I'm awesome

16
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♪ Music from car.

17
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-What's that...kids?

18
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You like my new car?

19
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Cannot lean on that.
Oh, no.

20
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-Have a good day sweetie.
-[Gerry whispers]: Oh boy.

21
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-You too Simon.

22
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-Ah, sweet ride Gerry.
Is this your's?

23
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-Yes it is.
-Wow, cool blades.

24
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-Blades?
-Yeah, windshield wipers.

25
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Backseat cup holders,
ah, sports tail, nice touch.

26
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-No, that's an antenna,
let's go. Stop touching things.

27
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-A unicorn, how do you afford
this thing? Selling Oxy to old
people?

28
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-I got a part time job at
Barrels.

29
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Do you know I make more money
in tips at Barrel's than I do
teaching?

30
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-Can you get me a job?
-No, I can't get you a job.

31
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I know you think it's cool that
I'm a waiter but you can't
tell people.

32
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-I think everyone is going
to assume you're doing

33
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something illegal though.
Hot ride like that.

34
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-They're not gonna assume
anything if you stop talking
about it.

35
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-Oh, can I take it for a spin?
-You don't have a license.

36
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-Oh, yeah. You know
what you should get?

37
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Personalized license plate.

38
00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:04,342
-Yeah, that's a good idea.
Mr. D.

39
00:02:04,385 --> 00:02:07,555
-Yeah, or Oxy King.
-Okay would you drop that?

40
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Now don't tell anyone
I'm at Barrels.
-Okay.

41
00:02:09,781 --> 00:02:13,001
-Promise me.
-I promise.

42
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-[Gerry]: Don't touch it Simon.

43
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[Knock at the door]
-Have you seen these numbers?

44
00:02:18,660 --> 00:02:20,660
-I have now.

45
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Oh dear, that's a
hefty deficit huh?

46
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-Yeah, it's time to put
an end to the gravy train.

47
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-Agreed.
-Trim the fat

48
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-Absolutely. Sir, I think there
might be room for a bit of

49
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lyposucky in the
athletics department.

50
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Why don't I just set
up a meeting with Bobbi and...

51
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-Athletics stays as is.

52
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-Tell her that her department's
safe, while we look for other
trims.

53
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-You know the one place we have
not made cuts recently?

54
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-Mmmm, yeah, please don't.
-The library.

55
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-You know how Mr. Leung
reacts to news like this.

56
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-You get it done Robert.
-We could make the
cuts in Special Ed...?

57
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They might not even notice.

58
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♪ Music

59
00:02:59,614 --> 00:03:03,104
[Snoring sounds]

60
00:03:03,139 --> 00:03:06,139
[Snoring sounds]

61
00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:08,276
-[Maya clears her throat]
-Tracy Chapman!

62
00:03:08,318 --> 00:03:10,188
Ahhh...

63
00:03:11,626 --> 00:03:13,846
Industrial Revolution.

64
00:03:13,889 --> 00:03:15,929
Anybody here see
'Les Miserable'?

65
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-I saw it.
-Maya, tell us what
'Les Miserable' was about.

66
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-The French Revolution.

67
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-Yes, thank you.

68
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Which led us into the
Industrial Revolution.

69
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-Were you sleeping Sir?
-No, I was thinking.

70
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-Then why did you yell out Tracy
Chapman with your eyes closed?

71
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-'Cause I got a fast car.

72
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Why are you so nosy Maya?

73
00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:41,916
Look, what I do at night on
my own time is not only
amazing and awesome for me.

74
00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:47,580
But sometimes I'm up late,
so I apologize if I was late
a couple times this week.

75
00:03:47,618 --> 00:03:49,968
-You're always late Sir.
-It's true Sir.

76
00:03:50,012 --> 00:03:54,542
-Get out Jimmy.
Out!
Buhbye!

77
00:03:55,757 --> 00:03:58,237
Can we get back to
the lesson please?

78
00:03:58,281 --> 00:04:01,021
-[Dwyer]: Trudy, how you doing?
-[Trudy]: Morning Paul.

79
00:04:01,066 --> 00:04:04,976
-You smell great. What is that?
-That's just my natural bouquet.

80
00:04:05,027 --> 00:04:07,197
-Eau de Trudy?
-That's right.

81
00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:09,947
-Ha, you should bottle that.
-I should.

82
00:04:09,988 --> 00:04:12,248
-Bobbi, how you doing?
-Hey, Paul.

83
00:04:12,295 --> 00:04:14,335
-Did you do something
with your hair?

84
00:04:14,384 --> 00:04:17,694
-No, did you?
-It looks great.

85
00:04:17,735 --> 00:04:21,165
-Thanks, I might have
conditioned it...twice.

86
00:04:21,217 --> 00:04:25,307
I don't know. Mmm, blah.
I'm not special? I don't know.

87
00:04:25,352 --> 00:04:28,012
[Giggles uncomfortably]
You are, I don't know.

88
00:04:30,095 --> 00:04:32,485
-I'll catch you ladies later.
-Not if we catch
something first.

89
00:04:32,533 --> 00:04:37,803
[Giggles] Like the net for
something, like a fisherman.

90
00:04:37,842 --> 00:04:40,762
Bonk. You a fisherman?

91
00:04:40,802 --> 00:04:43,152
Goofball.

92
00:04:46,373 --> 00:04:48,423
He's nice, huh?

93
00:04:48,462 --> 00:04:52,812
-Yeah, yeah.
Listen, was that...flirting?

94
00:04:52,857 --> 00:04:54,947
-Yeah, yeah.
You know, because I'm single.

95
00:04:54,990 --> 00:04:57,210
So I'm back on the market. Pow!

96
00:04:57,253 --> 00:05:00,523
-Oh dear, yeah, um,
that was horrible.

97
00:05:00,561 --> 00:05:02,691
-Yeah, I might be a little
bit off my game.

98
00:05:02,737 --> 00:05:05,127
-No honey, you don't have game.

99
00:05:05,174 --> 00:05:07,614
You're a good player,
you're just in the wrong league.

100
00:05:07,655 --> 00:05:09,785
No offense.

101
00:05:09,831 --> 00:05:11,921
-Yeah, a little taken.

102
00:05:11,963 --> 00:05:15,923
I got, you know
I got game. This is game.

103
00:05:19,710 --> 00:05:21,840
-Come on! Mr. Malik?
-Mmm?

104
00:05:21,886 --> 00:05:24,236
-How come this never works?

105
00:05:24,280 --> 00:05:26,240
I gotta jam my whole face in
there to get water every time.

106
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Isn't that your job?
You're supposed to...?

107
00:05:28,415 --> 00:05:30,195
Oh, how did you do that?

108
00:05:31,156 --> 00:05:34,506
See, see, see?
Nothing.

109
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It's like sucking
blood out of it.

110
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Oh. Okay, what are you doing?
What's going on here?

111
00:05:39,643 --> 00:05:42,823
-Like Fonzie. Heeeyyyyy.

112
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-What are you talking about?
Why is this not? Malik!?

113
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Agh!

114
00:05:48,130 --> 00:05:50,390
-Hey, Gerry?
-Hey.

115
00:05:50,437 --> 00:05:52,787
-Hey, Simon tells me
you're working part-time
at Barrels now.

116
00:05:52,830 --> 00:05:55,220
-Simon told you that?
-Yeah.

117
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So I was thinking, I could get
some of the staff together and
we could come in after work...

118
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-No.
-Come on, how much
fun would that be?

119
00:06:01,143 --> 00:06:04,283
-That's not fun, okay? That's
not fun for me okay? That's fun
for you guys. Not for me.

120
00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:07,150
-Can we just drop it?
-Really? I'm a great tipper.

121
00:06:07,192 --> 00:06:09,982
-That's what I don't want.
I don't want you coming in.
I don't want you tipping.

122
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I don't want you to be there.
I don't want anyone to know.
Can you just respect that? Okay?

123
00:06:13,677 --> 00:06:16,027
-Sorry, yeah, I just
thought that...

124
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-Don't think 'cause thinking
makes an ass out of...
assume...assume you...

125
00:06:22,207 --> 00:06:24,037
-No.
-No.

126
00:06:33,305 --> 00:06:37,785
-Mr. Leung. How's Gawee?

127
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I understand he's progressing
quite nicely this year, so...

128
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-He's my son, so I'm aware
of how he's progressing.

129
00:06:44,491 --> 00:06:46,841
-Right.

130
00:06:46,884 --> 00:06:53,894
Well, Miss Amorati's been raving
about the project he did on the
effects of salt...on pennies.

131
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So, congrats on that.

132
00:06:59,070 --> 00:07:04,380
Hey, listen. Uhhh, Xavier
Academy is facing some
slight financial setbacks.

133
00:07:07,775 --> 00:07:16,775
The budget cuts are going to
have to come from somewhere...
namely here...the library.

134
00:07:20,527 --> 00:07:22,527
-I'm on strike.

135
00:07:27,664 --> 00:07:30,234
-Yeah, that's pretty much right.

136
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♪ Music
-Oh, shots!
-You got it, shots.

137
00:07:33,931 --> 00:07:38,891
Start early, go late.
The return. This is
going to be the greatest.

138
00:07:38,936 --> 00:07:43,586
-Shots, shots, shots, girls,
girls. Let's go, everybody,
everybody. How fun this is.

139
00:07:43,637 --> 00:07:45,987
-Do this! To Gerry's return.
-Thank you bud!

140
00:07:46,030 --> 00:07:48,470
-Cheers!
-Oh God!

141
00:07:48,511 --> 00:07:50,821
-Yeah!
-Beers, beers, two beers.

142
00:07:50,861 --> 00:07:53,691
-This is life, just drinking
free every night.
-Drinking, drinking, meet girls.

143
00:07:53,734 --> 00:07:56,954
-Oh, did I tell you?
They hired the hottest
hostess I have ever seen!

144
00:07:56,998 --> 00:07:59,348
-Oh my!
-Yeah, outrageous.
Not if I get there first.

145
00:07:59,391 --> 00:08:01,611
-No, I will agh.
-No, I will probably...

146
00:08:01,655 --> 00:08:04,915
-Ohhh!
-She's crazy hot!
Yeah, yeah, it just got weird.

147
00:08:04,962 --> 00:08:07,142
-Good luck! Competition!
Competition!
-She's soo hot!

148
00:08:07,182 --> 00:08:10,712
-Yeah, she's smokin' hot man!
Yeah, yeah yeah, it's going
to be amazing, outrageous!

149
00:08:10,751 --> 00:08:13,621
-I know!
-Oh, there she is.

150
00:08:13,667 --> 00:08:17,977
-No! No! No! No! Noooo!
-Yes, yes!

151
00:08:18,019 --> 00:08:20,589
-No! Maya! That's who you're...

152
00:08:20,630 --> 00:08:23,200
Did she see me do that...?
-Yeah.

153
00:08:23,241 --> 00:08:25,161
-No!

154
00:08:28,290 --> 00:08:30,950
[Sound of people clapping]
[Gerry singing]: It's your
birthday all day long.

155
00:08:30,988 --> 00:08:33,858
It's your birthday all day long.
It's your birthday all day long.

156
00:08:33,904 --> 00:08:37,044
-[Maya joins in]: Hope you
enjoy this birthday song.

157
00:08:37,081 --> 00:08:39,391
-[Maya]: Yay! Happy Birthday
Sweetie! Have a good birthday.

158
00:08:39,431 --> 00:08:43,311
-Can I talk to you for a
second? Thank you.
-Okay

159
00:08:43,348 --> 00:08:46,258
-What's wrong Sir?
-Okay, first of all,
you call me Gerry here.

160
00:08:46,308 --> 00:08:49,918
-Really? I can call you Gerry?
-Just here Maya. And secondly,
what are you doing?

161
00:08:49,964 --> 00:08:53,054
Look at this section.
No more kids.
-Why? They're so cute.

162
00:08:53,097 --> 00:08:56,877
-They're cute, but parents
with kids have no money
and then I gotta clean it up

163
00:08:56,927 --> 00:09:00,017
and pretend I'm having a
great time with the kids
all night. For no money.

164
00:09:00,061 --> 00:09:02,411
-Okay.
-What's with that table?

165
00:09:02,454 --> 00:09:06,334
-What's wrong with that table?
-They're Chinese Maya. Chinese
people drink tea all night.

166
00:09:06,371 --> 00:09:09,591
-Tea after tea after tea.
Do you know how much
work tea is for a waiter?

167
00:09:09,636 --> 00:09:12,546
-I gotta get a spoon, I gotta
get milk, maybe they want cream.

168
00:09:12,595 --> 00:09:15,555
-I gotta get a saucer, then I
gotta find a teabag, then I
gotta get a pot of hot water.

169
00:09:15,598 --> 00:09:18,248
-You know what I make
off all that? 30 cents.

170
00:09:18,296 --> 00:09:20,166
And look at this table,
oh, that's a beauty.

171
00:09:20,211 --> 00:09:22,341
-Those four nice ladies?

172
00:09:22,387 --> 00:09:24,907
-Yeah, four nice ladies.
Those are campers

173
00:09:24,955 --> 00:09:27,955
-That's mean.
-Because old people sit
in your section all night.

174
00:09:28,002 --> 00:09:30,702
-Look at, they're sharing one
piece of pie. You know why
they buy one piece?

175
00:09:30,744 --> 00:09:33,364
Because they think
they're gonna die soon.
-That's awful.

176
00:09:33,398 --> 00:09:36,618
-So they don't want to spend any
money but that's the truth, they
don't want to spend anything.

177
00:09:36,663 --> 00:09:41,233
-AND! They're drinking tea. So
basically I'm in the tea section
all night. That's what I want.

178
00:09:41,276 --> 00:09:44,016
-I don't make money,
you don't make money.
-So then, who do I give you?

179
00:09:44,061 --> 00:09:46,851
-Waiters from other restaurants,
people that smoke,
people that drink.

180
00:09:46,890 --> 00:09:49,280
-How am I going to know
if they smoke and drink?

181
00:09:49,327 --> 00:09:52,767
-Ask'em, say 'Hey, you guys like
to drink?' If they're wasted
drunk seat them in my section.

182
00:09:52,809 --> 00:09:55,419
-Because they'll spend
money and they'll tip me.

183
00:09:55,464 --> 00:09:57,994
And if I make money,
you make money. Get it?

184
00:09:58,032 --> 00:10:01,952
-Fine, whatever.
-Okay, thank you, Maya.

185
00:10:03,907 --> 00:10:09,217
Yes, yes, they tip,
they tip. Yes!

186
00:10:09,260 --> 00:10:11,650
-[Quietly] Gay people
are good tippers.

187
00:10:11,698 --> 00:10:15,828
-Hello! Nice shirt, that's nice.
-Okay, there you go guys.
Have a good night.

188
00:10:15,876 --> 00:10:20,136
-Watch your step,
you look amazing.
♪ Music

189
00:10:20,184 --> 00:10:24,454
-[Bobbi]: Hey, Trudy. I lost my
key for the equipment room. You
don't have an extra set do ya?

190
00:10:24,493 --> 00:10:28,153
-You mean...this key?
-Thanks.

191
00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:36,680
-You would be surprised
what this key opens Bobbi.

192
00:10:36,723 --> 00:10:39,253
-[Uncomfortable]: Okay...
-[Trudy giggles]

193
00:10:39,290 --> 00:10:41,900
-That's uncomfortable.

194
00:10:41,945 --> 00:10:45,295
-You see what I did there?
-I know, I still don't know if
that opens the equipment room.

195
00:10:45,340 --> 00:10:50,080
-A little eye contact, playful
little laugh, and a little
touching, you know?

196
00:10:50,127 --> 00:10:53,037
Something appropriate at first,
nothing below the equator.

197
00:10:53,087 --> 00:10:55,827
Listen, I'm just trying to
give you a few flirting
tips here, Bobbi.

198
00:10:55,872 --> 00:10:59,222
-Yeah, I don't need any tips for
flirting, thank you very much.

199
00:10:59,267 --> 00:11:03,047
I mean, check this out,
I know what I'm doing. Yeah...

200
00:11:03,097 --> 00:11:08,277
[Starts singing circus theme]

201
00:11:08,319 --> 00:11:14,799
-Good lord.
-[Singing continues]

202
00:11:14,848 --> 00:11:19,238
-Oh my. No. I don't think that's
a song you should be going for.

203
00:11:19,287 --> 00:11:24,507
-Some touching. Hmmm?
Is it getting hot in here?

204
00:11:24,553 --> 00:11:27,603
-No! No.
-No? Sorry.

205
00:11:30,254 --> 00:11:32,304
Thank you for this.

206
00:11:33,649 --> 00:11:36,219
[Bobbi]: Ohh kay.

207
00:11:38,393 --> 00:11:40,353
-Hmm.

208
00:11:42,789 --> 00:11:46,269
-Don't let that ruin
girls for you boys, okay?

209
00:11:48,098 --> 00:11:50,488
-Mr. Andrews, maybe instead
of playing mad chickens
on your phone...

210
00:11:50,535 --> 00:11:52,665
-No, it's Angry Birds.

211
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,892
-Whatever it is, why
not come to the library?

212
00:11:54,931 --> 00:11:57,061
And expand your
mind. Read a book.

213
00:11:57,107 --> 00:11:59,277
More head, less fingers.
-What does that mean?

214
00:12:09,554 --> 00:12:11,994
-Well.

215
00:12:12,035 --> 00:12:14,775
-Alright, let's take up
the homework from
last night, please.

216
00:12:14,821 --> 00:12:17,561
-[Maya]: Oh, Gerry?
[Class laughs]

217
00:12:17,606 --> 00:12:20,086
Sorry, I mean, Mr. Duncan.

218
00:12:21,349 --> 00:12:24,399
-Yeah, that's funny Maya.
I see what you're doing there.

219
00:12:24,439 --> 00:12:27,269
-Can I call you Gerry?
-No, Jimmy, you can't.

220
00:12:27,311 --> 00:12:29,441
-Why does Maya get
to call you Gerry?

221
00:12:29,487 --> 00:12:31,577
-Ben, she doesn't get
to call me Gerry.

222
00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:33,670
-What was that shot you and Bill
were drinking last night?

223
00:12:33,709 --> 00:12:35,889
-Okay.
-[Class]: Ooooh.

224
00:12:35,929 --> 00:12:38,669
-[Gerry]: Alright, yeah,
ooooh, okay. Good.

225
00:12:38,714 --> 00:12:40,804
Alright, write this down.

226
00:12:40,847 --> 00:12:43,627
A little assignment due
tomorrow thanks to Maya.

227
00:12:43,675 --> 00:12:45,805
-What?
-[Gerry]: Yeah.

228
00:12:45,852 --> 00:12:49,162
A little extra work.
A five page essay...
-[Class]: Ugh.

229
00:12:49,203 --> 00:12:54,253
-Yeah, comparing and contrasting
the American and the French...

230
00:12:54,295 --> 00:12:58,555
And the Industrial...and the
Russian Revolutions.

231
00:12:58,603 --> 00:13:01,823
Tell me which one was the
best and which was the worst.

232
00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:07,438
Single spaced, both sides.
Due tomorrow.

233
00:13:07,482 --> 00:13:09,962
[Whispers]: Would you like me to
get your shift covered for you?

234
00:13:11,486 --> 00:13:13,706
♪ Music

235
00:13:13,749 --> 00:13:17,009
[Leung]: Xavier Academy
doesn't care if you're stupid.

236
00:13:17,057 --> 00:13:19,757
Take that. Show it to
your mother and father.

237
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:22,149
-What are we doing here?

238
00:13:22,192 --> 00:13:24,462
-Books are food for thought and
Robert is starving their minds.

239
00:13:24,499 --> 00:13:26,759
-[Simon]: I see.

240
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:29,676
-Fuhrer Cheeley doesn't
care if you're stupid.

241
00:13:29,721 --> 00:13:32,681
-[Simon]: Right on.
-Fuhrer Cheeley wants
you to be stupid.

242
00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:35,034
-Hate those Fuhrers!

243
00:13:35,075 --> 00:13:37,815
-What is that? Let me see that.
Great. Off you go.

244
00:13:43,126 --> 00:13:47,996
-Mr. Leung, I noticed that
you locked the library...with
a chain. Very dramatic.

245
00:13:48,044 --> 00:13:52,274
-Oh, it will remain dramatic
until you fat cats learn it's
not all about the bottom line.

246
00:13:52,309 --> 00:13:55,969
-Hey, I'm prepared to negotiate.
How about tomorrow morning?
Nine AM?

247
00:13:56,009 --> 00:13:58,529
-Ten.
-9:30.
-9:45.

248
00:13:58,576 --> 00:14:02,016
-Fine, I'll be in my office.
-That is not neutral ground.

249
00:14:02,058 --> 00:14:03,888
-I'll leave the door open.
-All the way?

250
00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:06,020
-Half way.
-Done.

251
00:14:06,062 --> 00:14:09,022
-Should I be there?
-No.

252
00:14:11,154 --> 00:14:13,114
-Fight the power.

253
00:14:14,244 --> 00:14:15,994
-What? What does that mean?

254
00:14:17,552 --> 00:14:20,342
♪ Music
-[Gerry]: Maya, give me them,
give me them. Give me the girls.

255
00:14:20,381 --> 00:14:24,951
-Seat me them, seat me them,
My section. Oh Maya!

256
00:14:24,994 --> 00:14:27,614
Do you know how much
homework I gave her? And she
still showed up for her shift.

257
00:14:27,649 --> 00:14:32,479
-I know.
-Maya! How's that extra
homework I gave you?

258
00:14:32,523 --> 00:14:33,873
-Actually Gerry, I'm done.

259
00:14:35,831 --> 00:14:38,921
-Gerry, again with the Gerry.
Why would they hire one
of my students?

260
00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:42,095
-I can't believe how hot she is.
-That's enough. Look at
my section. It's empty.

261
00:14:42,142 --> 00:14:44,362
-I haven't gotten one table yet.
I'm not going to have any money.

262
00:14:44,405 --> 00:14:46,755
-You gave her some pretty
strict limitations.

263
00:14:46,798 --> 00:14:49,498
-She could've given me that
table. Look at that,
nice, perfect couple.

264
00:14:49,540 --> 00:14:52,200
Suits, drinking. Haha.

265
00:14:52,239 --> 00:14:55,809
-Gerry, I have a lovely
couple from South Africa.
Can I give you them?

266
00:14:55,851 --> 00:14:59,591
-South African's have
servants and I am a
server, not a servant.

267
00:14:59,637 --> 00:15:03,077
-They will run me around ragged,
I don't want them. No thank you.

268
00:15:03,119 --> 00:15:06,909
-And cover this up. You
look...it's open. And you're
showing everyone. It's open.

269
00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:09,559
-Whatever Grandpa!
And the next tables yours,
because we're full.

270
00:15:09,604 --> 00:15:12,524
-Fine. Cover up, you're
embarrassing Xavier Academy.

271
00:15:12,563 --> 00:15:14,743
-Man, I can't believe
she's still in high school.
-Bill!

272
00:15:14,783 --> 00:15:20,143
-[Maya]: Hey, right
this way guys.
-Hey Sir, bread's free right?

273
00:15:20,180 --> 00:15:27,140
-[Maya]: Come on.
-[Gerry]: No, no, no, no,
no, no! No! NO! Bill?

274
00:15:27,187 --> 00:15:29,357
Oh!

275
00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:32,062
♪ Music

276
00:15:34,455 --> 00:15:38,365
-Alright, welcome to Barrels.
You know who I am.

277
00:15:38,415 --> 00:15:43,195
So don't say my name. Please
tell me what we're gonna have.

278
00:15:43,246 --> 00:15:46,026
Alright, let's get this
over with please.

279
00:15:46,075 --> 00:15:48,685
This is not what I wanted
tonight. Come on.

280
00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:50,510
-Need a pen Sir?

281
00:15:51,341 --> 00:15:54,041
-Thank you Ben.
A pen...

282
00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:56,563
A pen would be helpful.

283
00:15:56,607 --> 00:15:59,867
-Sir, can I get some more water?
-[Gerry clears his throat]

284
00:15:59,915 --> 00:16:02,435
-Jimmy I just brought you
water two seconds ago.

285
00:16:02,483 --> 00:16:04,313
-I finished my water,
and I'm a paying customer.

286
00:16:04,354 --> 00:16:06,444
-Yeah, water, you're not
paying for water.

287
00:16:06,487 --> 00:16:08,657
Alright, then order
some food people. Who's first?

288
00:16:08,706 --> 00:16:11,096
Let's go, let's order.
-We ate before we came Sir.

289
00:16:11,144 --> 00:16:13,894
-You ate before you
came to a restaurant?
-[Lewis]: Can I get a milkshake?

290
00:16:13,929 --> 00:16:16,629
-We don't do milkshakes Lewis.
-It says on the menu, milkshake.

291
00:16:16,671 --> 00:16:18,801
-Well, I don't do milkshakes
then. Alright?

292
00:16:18,847 --> 00:16:21,327
If you've brought your liquid
paper from your school bag,

293
00:16:21,371 --> 00:16:23,721
liquid paper out milkshakes,
because we don't do milkshakes.

294
00:16:23,765 --> 00:16:29,115
So, let's order something else.
Something other than milkshakes
and water. Can we do that?

295
00:16:29,162 --> 00:16:31,862
Don't put your hand up, we're
not in class. Just say it here.

296
00:16:31,903 --> 00:16:34,083
-Uh, which revolution...?

297
00:16:34,123 --> 00:16:36,263
-Nope, we're not talking
about school. Okay?

298
00:16:36,299 --> 00:16:39,299
We're here to order some food.
Alright?

299
00:16:39,346 --> 00:16:41,646
-Can we just do this? Please?
Can we just do this quickly?

300
00:16:41,696 --> 00:16:44,176
Because this isn't fun for me.
-Can I have another straw?

301
00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:47,960
-No more straws!
And don't chew on our straws!

302
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,177
This isn't funny, by the way.

303
00:16:50,226 --> 00:16:53,096
Haha. I'll give you a
few more minutes.

304
00:16:53,142 --> 00:16:55,492
No car is worth this.

305
00:16:55,536 --> 00:16:58,316
♪ Music

306
00:16:58,365 --> 00:17:01,715
-Mr. Leung.
-Please, Wayne.

307
00:17:01,759 --> 00:17:04,409
-Wayne.
-Wayne Leung.

308
00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:06,108
-Wayne Leung.

309
00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:11,289
Here are the very
modest proposed cuts.

310
00:17:15,251 --> 00:17:18,041
-This is what we
are willing to lose.

311
00:17:20,952 --> 00:17:25,002
-Fair enough. Alright, or...

312
00:17:27,742 --> 00:17:30,402
-Okay?
-Or...

313
00:17:32,747 --> 00:17:35,527
-What are you doing?
-For this...

314
00:17:35,576 --> 00:17:37,746
-You can't start a new paper.

315
00:17:37,795 --> 00:17:40,615
But you did, okay. Fresh start.
Wayne, what are you doing?

316
00:17:40,668 --> 00:17:42,798
-And this...

317
00:17:42,844 --> 00:17:45,804
-What's this one?
-That's a decoy for this.

318
00:17:47,979 --> 00:17:51,769
-I don't understand.
Okay, this is a picture.

319
00:17:51,809 --> 00:17:54,599
-Mmm.
-It's nice.

320
00:17:54,638 --> 00:17:57,028
-Thank you.

321
00:17:57,076 --> 00:18:00,206
Now, we take all three.

322
00:18:03,821 --> 00:18:06,611
-And now we begin.

323
00:18:08,435 --> 00:18:10,825
-Great.

324
00:18:10,872 --> 00:18:13,662
-[Singing]: You and me,
a couple of negotiators.

325
00:18:13,701 --> 00:18:15,181
-[Bell sounds]

326
00:18:17,052 --> 00:18:20,102
-[Dwyer]: Know what?
I think I'm finally getting
through to Steven.

327
00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:22,842
-Oh, that's great Paul.
-Grade 10's tough.

328
00:18:22,884 --> 00:18:25,234
-Oh yeah.
-He came a long way
though, I'm proud of him...

329
00:18:25,278 --> 00:18:27,498
-[Bobbi laughing]
-[Dwyer]: Whoa!

330
00:18:27,541 --> 00:18:32,891
-[Bobbi]: Who's a puppet?
[Laughing]

331
00:18:32,937 --> 00:18:37,287
Cue ball.
I like your pants.

332
00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:42,206
-[Whispers]:
Now that's flirting.

333
00:18:43,426 --> 00:18:46,946
So, catch ya later.
Whoo.

334
00:18:46,995 --> 00:18:50,125
-Wow, now who wouldn't
want to tap that?

335
00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:53,312
-What?
-I don't know.

336
00:18:53,349 --> 00:18:55,529
-A little faster if you can,
Mr. Malik.

337
00:18:55,569 --> 00:18:58,569
That will save some lease fees,
very good.

338
00:18:58,615 --> 00:19:01,135
Off you go then.
-Your time will come.

339
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:07,060
-And to you Mr. Leung,
a good compromise is
like a good piece of music.

340
00:19:07,102 --> 00:19:12,152
And today I feel we played some
pretty sweet progressive jazz.

341
00:19:16,372 --> 00:19:18,642
-Mr. Hunt, don't you
have a class to teach?

342
00:19:18,679 --> 00:19:20,459
-Yes, I do.

343
00:19:22,422 --> 00:19:26,382
So, what'd you get in return?
-Ahhh, I got this.

344
00:19:26,426 --> 00:19:29,906
-Oh, wind chime.
But there's no wind in here.

345
00:19:29,951 --> 00:19:32,001
-I got this as well.
[Starts fan]

346
00:19:33,128 --> 00:19:35,388
It soothes me.

347
00:19:35,435 --> 00:19:38,605
-Wow, nicely played.
-Ssshhhh!!!

348
00:19:42,398 --> 00:19:44,488
-Alright, thanks
for the ride.

349
00:19:44,531 --> 00:19:46,661
You're going to get me
after school right?

350
00:19:46,707 --> 00:19:50,147
-Hey, Lisa. You look great!
-Oh, thanks Bill.

351
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,059
-You wanna go out sometime?
-Never.

352
00:19:52,103 --> 00:19:54,543
-Cool, like maybe
a different time?
-No.

353
00:19:54,584 --> 00:19:56,764
-You're going to get
me after school, right Bill?
-[Bill]: Nooo!

354
00:19:56,804 --> 00:19:58,944
-No?
-What happened to your car?

355
00:19:58,980 --> 00:20:01,110
-I had a problem okay?
So drop it.

356
00:20:01,156 --> 00:20:03,196
-Didn't work out at Barrels huh?
-No, it didn't.

357
00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:05,855
-Good, I can start
going there again.

358
00:20:07,728 --> 00:20:09,948
-[Gerry sighs heavily]
-[Maya]: Hey Gerr!

359
00:20:09,991 --> 00:20:12,731
-Okay, first of all, don't hit
me. It's assault of a teacher.

360
00:20:12,776 --> 00:20:16,036
-And secondly, it's back to
Mr. D and only Mr. D here.

361
00:20:16,084 --> 00:20:18,484
-Whatever Mr. Duncan.
-Okay, whatever.

362
00:20:18,521 --> 00:20:20,921
You're going to fail your
next test Maya.
I'll tell you that right now,

363
00:20:20,958 --> 00:20:23,048
I don't even care how you
do on it, you failed it.

364
00:20:23,091 --> 00:20:25,491
It's already marked in my head.
♪ Music.

365
00:20:25,528 --> 00:20:28,398
♪ Music.

366
00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:33,746
-That was fun, huh Gerry?
-Yeah, that was fun.

367
00:20:33,797 --> 00:20:35,927
Fun, fun. Ah, thank you,
Mrs. Hunt.

368
00:20:35,973 --> 00:20:39,283
-Ms. And I'm more than happy to
give you a ride anytime, Gerry.

369
00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:41,885
-Okay.
-Can Gerry come for dinner mom?

370
00:20:41,936 --> 00:20:44,326
-He can come for anything.

371
00:20:44,373 --> 00:20:47,683
-No, Gerry's not coming
for anything, Gerry's...

372
00:20:47,724 --> 00:20:50,294
-Can you unlock that?
'Cause I think it's...

373
00:20:50,336 --> 00:20:52,246
-Oh, child locks. My mom
controls them on her side.

374
00:20:52,294 --> 00:20:55,084
-I do.
-Okay.

375
00:20:55,123 --> 00:20:58,343
-Gerry! You should sleep over
tonight and then we could drive
you to school in the morning.

376
00:20:58,387 --> 00:21:03,907
-No. Yeah, okay.
I'm uncomfortable right now.

377
00:21:05,351 --> 00:21:07,571
-Is it the seat? You need
to adjust the seat?

378
00:21:07,614 --> 00:21:14,364
-Not the seat...can you press?
There's probably a button there.

379
00:21:14,403 --> 00:21:18,193
-Bill! Bill! BILL!!
[Gerry tries to
open the car door]