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Jonathan: Sir, did you watch
wrestling yesterday?

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Gerry: No I did not, Jonathan,
because wrestling is not real.

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Jonathan: Sir, are
you kidding me?

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Sheila: Sir, are you going to
talk about the homework?

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Gerry: Sheila, I'm in the middle
of a conversation with Jonathan.

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Jonathan: Sir, I promise you it
is very real, I do that stuff

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all the time with
my little brother

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Gerry: Ok, come on up here
Jonathan. I'm going to let

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Jonathan do one of his
"wrestling" moves to show

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you people that wrestling is
fake, and here we go.

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Show me what you got...
oh there it is....that's...

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Student: Oh my god
Students gasp

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Jonathan: It's alright,
don't worry, I only put a

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light sleeper on him.

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Gerry: What are you doing? Sit.
Jonathan: Are you ok Sir?

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Gerry: What are you doing?
Am I ok? Stop fooling around.

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Sit down everybody.
Get back to work.

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Jonathan: Ah, Sir, did you
watch wrestling yesterday?

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Gerry: No, I did not Jonathan,
because wrestling is not real.

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Jonathan: Sir, wrestling is very
real. Are you kidding me?

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Me and my brother do that
kind of stuff all the time.

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Gerry: Alright Jonathan, come
on up here, I'm going to let

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Jonathan do one of his
"wrestling" moves on me.

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Let's see what
you got tough guy.

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♪ I'm awesome. No you're
not dude don't lie.

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♪ I'm awesome. I'm driving
around in my mom's ride.

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♪ I'm awesome. A quarter
of my life gone by.

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♪ I'm awesome, awesome, awesome.

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Gerry: Come on in girls.
No glasses?

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Simon: I never wear
them to play sports.

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Gerry: Simon, you're
not playing.

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Simon: I was thinking of gettingin there and scrimmaging a bit.

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Gerry: No, remember whathappened last time?

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Simon: NoGerry: What do you got

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goin on with the shirt today?Simon: Gretzky.

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Gerry: Gretzky. Alright girls in
order to start playing like a

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team you need tolook like a team.

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Simon: Which is why...Gerry: Simon, Simon, which is

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why I make these announcements.Which is why I, by myself, went

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out and bought youyour own tracksuits

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Girls: Yeah! Yes!Gerry: For everybody.

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Gabby: Really? We're all getting
one? Even the bad players?

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Gerry: Strap, there are no bad
players only weaker players,

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and yes you are getting one
and so is Lucy as well.

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You're also going to get
matching game shirts

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Lucy: Will our names
be on the jerseys?

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Gerry: Your names will be on the
shirts, just like the WNBA

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players, except it'll be
your, your first name.

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Lucy: But Sir, the WNBA players
have their last names on them

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Gerry: But Lucy DeBenedictis,
WNBA players make thousands

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a dollars a year so they can
afford to have names like

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DeBenedictis, which
they don't have anyway.

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Simon: Quanitra Hollingsworth
on Minnesota has

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a pretty long name.
Gerry: Ok, so there's a good

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example, maybe of one.
Simon: Courtney Vandersloot

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on Chicago's another one.
Gerry: Well then perhaps Mr.

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Hunt, you would like to pay for
the extra letters so they can

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have their full names
on the jerseys.

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Simon: I would not.
Gerry: I didn't think so.

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Now, here is a sample,
this is mine "Coach" to show

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you what they will look like.
Lucy: It doesn't fit

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Gerry: No, it doesn't fit.
Ok, well your's will fit

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and you will start to look like
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like one, alright? So
go get warmed up.

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Why does it not...? Women's,
women's large.

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Simon: I wear a women's
large, can I have it?

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Gerry: Yeah, could you have it?
Are you the coach?

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Simon: Ahhh, I am not the coach.
Gerry: No, no and never will be.

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Simon: You know what? Sue Bird
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a jersey. Nice and short.
Gerry: freaking me out

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with all this knowledge.
Simon: Played for

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Seattle one of the best ever.

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Bobbi: Yeah, reimbursement
for what?

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Gerry: For the $1500 I spent out
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tracksuits and I don't
want to call myself a hero

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but they were pretty excited.
Bobbi: Oh, we don't have that

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kind of money, and even if we
did you have to go through

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approval before you can order
those kinds of things.

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Gerry: Let's pretend I got the
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person who does the approvals.
Bobbi: I do the approvals.

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Gerry: Oh, so you gonna
approve this?

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Bobbi: No, I'm not gonna
Gerry: No, you know why? Cause

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you're sexist. It's a girls team
if it was a boys team you would

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Bobbi: Right, yeah, I'm a woman
who's sexist Gerry. Now read my

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lips we don't have the money ok?
Gerry: And that is why women

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should not control
the money, Bobbi

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Bobbi: Ok, that is sexist.
Gerry: Yes it is.

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Trudy: Knock, knock.
Am I interrupting?

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Lisa: No, not at all.
Trudy: I need you to sign this.

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Lisa: Ok, what's wrong?
Robert: You don't wanna know.

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Lisa: Ok
Robert: I had this dream last

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night about Trudy.
Lisa: Yeah, I don't want to know

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Robert: I was lying in this
field way out in the country and

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and Trudy was lying there too.
Lisa: Wow, Robert I really don't

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wanna know any of this.
Robert: You're right,

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it's too much to share.
Lisa: Yeah

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Robert: Isn't it.

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Gerry: I need some better
ideas guys, this, this piñata

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unless it's full of money
not, not gonna do it.

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Gabby: Why can't we
have a bake sale?

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Gerry: We've already gone
through this, we can't have a

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bake sale, bake sales
don't raise a lot of money.

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Stephan:How 'bout a cookie sale?
Gerry: Stephan, how do you make

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cookies?
Stephan: I don't know.

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Gerry: You bake 'em...same
thing. I need a really good idea

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Lucy: Oh, at my birthday party,
I was given lots of money.

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Maybe we could throw
a birthday party.

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Gerry: Does anyone have a parent
that could just donate $1500?

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That would be, that would
be a good fundraiser.

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Lucy: My mom and dad gave me
$100 for my birthday party.

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Gerry: There we go.
Thank you. $1400 now.

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Stephan: At my cousin's school,
the football team organized a

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big dance. They
raised a ton of money.

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Gerry: There's our idea.
We gonna do a dance. Nice work.

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Stephan: There were
a million people there.

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Gerry: No, there were not.
We're gonna have a dance kids.

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Gabby: Can we make the posters?
Gerry: Yes Strap, you can

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make the posters.
Stephan: How 'bout the tickets?

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Gerry: Make the tickets
during class time. It will take

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Class: Yay! Yeah!
Gerry: about three or four days.

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Lucy: Can we go?
Gerry: No.

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Gabby: Why can't we go?
Gerry: Because dancing leads

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to kissing.
Class: Ewwww

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Gerry: Yuck.
Lucy: My mommy told me that

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kissing leads to babies.
Gerry: Sometimes...yes Stephan?

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Stephan: Sir, I think
sex leads to babies.

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Gerry: Ok.

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Trudy: Robert dreamt
we were in a field?

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Lisa: Yeah
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That's great.
Could you imagine having sex

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anywhere with Robert?
Actually this is the best

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news I've had all year.
Bobbi: What are you gonna do?

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Trudy: I'm gonna play with him
a little bit. I'm gonna come

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onto him like a teenager at
a prom. It's gonna be messy

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and quick and I'll
probably regret it.

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Lisa: I am so gonna get fired
for telling you all of this.

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Trudy: Oh, Lisa no, no, no, no,
no, no, no don't you worry.

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It'll be worth it.
Attention girls, we have a gig.

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I mean these girls, not you.

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Gerry: Ticket, tickets? Oh Sam
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to the dance?
Sam: Uh Sir, I don't think I'm

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going to go.
Gerry: You're not? Oh you're shy

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you don't want to ask...GIRLS!
Tina: Yeah, what's up?

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Gerry: Which one of you
lucky ladies would like

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to go to the dance with Sam?
It's not funny Tina.

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Tina: Well, Sam's gay Sir.
See ya Sam.

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Gerry: That is not nice Tina.
Sam: Sir, it's true.

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Gerry: What? Why wouldn't you
tell me something like that?

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Sam: Sir, you never asked.
Gerry: You're supposed to just

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tell teachers that stuff.
Well, it's, it's ok to be gay.

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It's, it's certainly caught on.
There's weddings now, there's

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parades. In fact, there were no
gay people in the world before

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1980.
Sam: I don't think that's

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true Sir.
Gerry: Oh, try to think of

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somebody, who was gay before
1980? Nobody.

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Elton John, maybe, but he didn't
even know then. Now there's lots

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like you and because you're gay
doesn't mean you miss the dance

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I'm gonna get you a ticket...
SAM!

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Bill: Ah man, you shouldn't be
back here, you don't even work

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here anymore.
Gerry: I just don't get why

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people aren't goin to this
dance. When I was in school

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I went to every dance. I never
missed a dance, why

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won't people buy tickets.
Bill: I think it's

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cause guys like you
really love going to dances.

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Gerry: Ah that's funny. Well
that's why I know how to dance

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cause I went to dances.
Bill:What are you saying I can't

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Gerry: No
Bill: What? I, oh I can dance

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does this mean anything to you?
Gerry: It's the only

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move you have. What happens
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Bill: I got this
Gerry: Yeah, it's the same move

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Bill, and when it slows down?
Bill: No it's more...

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make it sensual...the teeth
Gerry: No, it's not...so bad.

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Bill: No, no, it's good man.
Man you want a good dance all

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you need is two things,
you need cool kids and

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good music, that's it.
Gerry: You just gave

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me a good idea...
Bill: You want me to DJ

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Gerry: No, I gotta get the cool
kid to come to the dance and

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they'll bring everybody
else, and I need a DJ

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Bill: Right, $100
Gerry: $50

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Bill: Deal
Gerry: Done. Let's do a shot.

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Bill: Let's do a shot!
Gerry: Celebrate that I get all

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Bill: Now we're talking
Gerry: the money back that I

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spent on the dance. A toast, ok?
Bill: Are you serious?

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Gerry: Take that one...
ok, you gonna? Ok

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Bill: No
Gerry: Just...

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Gerry: Just do it.

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Gerry: Can't breathe, can't
breathe, can't breathe.

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Sam: Sir, I think I'm
going to the dance.

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Gerry: Oh, you found someone?
Sam: Yeah, but I haven't asked

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him yet.
Gerry: Ah, you're too shy. What

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is he on a scale of one to ten?
Sam: He's like a ten.

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Gerry: Mmm that's a little outta
your league, ok, ah, wow a ten

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in the gay. See in the straight
world I'm a 7.5 looks, but I'm

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a 9.5 personality, so I
play my personality more.

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What do you think I'd
be in the gay community?

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Sam: You'd be, like, a four.
Gerry: A four?

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Sam: Maybe a five, maybe it's
because I know you're not gay.

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Gerry: Pretend I'm gay, hold on.
Sam: Oh sir, now you're a ten!

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Gerry: See how that works? See I
could be gay if I wanted.

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Ok, let me give you some advice,
you're a six looks, but you're a

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9.5 personality. You need to
play the personality more. If

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you wanna get a 10 and you're
only a six looks you can't let

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him see you for awhile. Email
him, phone him, text him.

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As many things as you can, let
him get to know your great

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personality. Ok, once he falls
in love with you for your

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personality the looks part
won't matter, and a six/ten

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difference won't be as big a
deal. Ok? Go Go get 'em.

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Sam: Alright, thanks Sir.
Gerry: Imagine how many gay men

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I could get if I was gay.
Something to think

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about... No, it's not something
to think about...

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Trudy: Here are the permission
forms for the grade seven field

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trip. Hmm, warm in here.
Don't you find?

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Robert: No. It's a temperature
controlled environment.

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Trudy: Sometimes it's good
to lose control Robert.

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Robert: Yeah, well, the school
has pretty strict protocol

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on that kind of thing.
Trudy: Mmmm...protocols...

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Robert: Anything else?
Trudy: Nope.

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Gerry: What's up bijizzles?
Noah: Hey Sir

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Gerry: What's goin' on Noah?
You guys just chill-axing?

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How's life at St. Pat's?
Sebastian: Good I guess.

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Gerry: Good, you guys
coming to the dance?

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Noah: I didn't think
other schools were

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allowed to go to our dances.
Gerry: Yeah, who told you that?

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Noah: I dunno.
Gerry: Exactly, how do you think

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you're gonna meet girls
from other schools? Or maybe

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guys, I dunno. Doesn't matter.
Sebastian: So we can come?

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Gerry: Yeah you can come.
It's what we want.

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Noah: Are you sure? Because if
we get the word out there we can

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get lots of other kids to come.
Gerry: That's what I want and

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the girls at Xavier are way
hotter than the girls at St...ok

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that...'k that shouldn't come...
tell them the girls at our

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school are better
looking than theirs

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Noah: And the, ah, girls at our
school are hotter compared to

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the girls at your school.
Gerry: Ok, well that's, probably

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shouldn't say that. See ya
at the dance. Pound it out.

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Joshua Tree, what's up? Alright,
I get it, ok, come here.

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It gets better ok? Lot's of
hot guys at our school too.

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Alright, cool...is that the
mascot of St. Pat's?

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Leprechaun? Yeah?
Lucky Charms,

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Keep eating your Lucky Charms.
You'll get bigger.

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Gerry: Well, how are the sales?
Simon: Better, if we're lucky we

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might make it.
Gerry: Wait til the St. Pat's

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kids start showin' up and
they tell their friends.

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Simon: St. Pat's kids?
They're not allowed in.

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Gerry: Oh yes they are.
Simon: Well, someone should tell

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Callaghan that cause
I heard it from him.

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Gerry: Callaghan said that?
Simon: Yeah.

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Gerry: Why would he say that?
That's how you make a dance. You

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have to have kids from other
schools. Otherwise the dance

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sucks.
Simon: We have a bad history

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with those kids. Fights,
property damage, name calling

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lots of name calling.
Gerry: They don't show up, we're

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not gonna make any money,
they're showing up. I'm sorry,

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I'll deal with it. Oh, sorry
girls, we're sold out. Sorry.

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Yeah, come earlier next
time. Sorry guys.

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Simon: We're not sold out.
Why'd you do that?

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Gerry: Told the St. Pat's kids
we'd have good looking girls at

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the dance I can't have the
Manson Family freak show showing

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Simon: Mmmm
up cause they'll cause damage

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Gerry: maybe murder.

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Simon: St. Pat's huh? Ok

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Sebastian: Lewis the
loser has arrived.

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Lewis: What was that?
Gerry: Ok, that's enough.

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Simon: Ok guys.
Gerry: No problems in there

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tonight please, ok?
Simon:Be cool please dudes, yup.

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Told ya this was risky. That
coulda cost us a $1000.

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Gerry: Simon, that does
not cost a $1000

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Simon: Ok.
Gerry: and if there's a problem

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we'll kick them out.
Simon: Gotcha.

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Robert: Trudy.
Trudy: Hello...

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That feels better.
Robert: Good.

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Appreciate you staying
late to get that done.

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Trudy: It is my pleasure to
stay after hours if you know

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what I mean.
Robert: Everything alright?

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Trudy: Well it's a little
warm in here isn't it?

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I'd probably feel better if I
was lying in a field.

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Trudy: In a field...

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Trudy: I know you had a sex
dream about me Robert.

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Robert: What?
Trudy: Don't give me that.

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Lisa told me about
the field me lying

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there.
Robert: Yeah dead!

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Trudy: What?
Robert: So many wolves Trudy.

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I, I tried to stop them, but I
couldn't. They killed you.

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And there was a
funeral and I sang.

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Trudy: So, it wasn't a,
uh, sex dream?

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Robert: Not totally. Wait, is
that what this is about?

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Trudy: Nope
Robert: Yeah, you thought come

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here tonight and have a big
bowl of Cheeley O's huh?

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Trudy: Stop that.
Robert: What? I hurt your

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Cheelings? Come on Trudy, I
could never be with you after

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what those wolves did to you.
What a way to go.

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Trudy: Don't you have a dance
you have to supervise?

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Robert: Yeah, but this is way
more fun.

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Unless of course they're gonna
play a little Cheeley Dan.

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Gerry: DJ's coming.
He'll be here any minute.

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Gerry: DJ'll be here soon guys,
just hang tight. Grab a drink...

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some chips, text your friends,
lots of room.

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Still selling tickets at the
door.

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Bill: Hey man.
Gerry: 7:00 I said.

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Bill: Yeah, oh yeah ya did.
Gerry: Well hurry up.

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Bill: Alright...and you
owe me 50 bucks

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Music starts
Gerry: That's what I'm paying

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for?
Bill: Yeah, that's it.

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Pretty sweet scam eh?
Gerry: It's not a sweet scam

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why did I get all this?
Bill: I have no idea.

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I think this probably
goes side to side

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Gerry: Oh, man Bill.

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Gerry: Sam!
Sam: Hey, Mr. D.

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Gerry: Who's this?
Sam: This is Kyle.

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Gerry: Hey Kyle.
Kyle: Hey Mr. Duncan.

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Gerry: You don't even look gay.
So that's..I never would have

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thought.
Kyle: Than..thanks?

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Gerry: Yeah, anyway have fun.
Glad you guys made it.

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Yeah, hey, quick question.
Sam: Yeah?

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Gerry: That's a ten?
Sam: No, no he's a seven.

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the ten said no.
Gerry: Cause I would never give

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that a ten. Ah don't worry about
it, at least you're moving up a

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notch. I had a ten say no to me
once. I saw her about four years

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ago, she's about a four. That's
what six kids'll do to ya.

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So maybe that ten that said no
to you, one day they'll look bad

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because they'll have six kid...
forget it, have fun ok? Good job

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Sam.

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[New dance song]

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[Music plays]

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Gerry: You can't do that.
Stop looking like a dork.

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Lewis: Noah, what are you doin
here with a St. Pat's girl?

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Noah: Just back off Lewis!
Sebastian: What's wrong with a

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St. Pat's girl?
St. Pat's student: Yeah, what

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are you gonna do about it?
Seriously.

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Ally: Ignore him guys.
Sebastian: Wanna go?

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Sebastian: Come on Lewis.
Let's do this.

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Gerry: Ok, ok...hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey excuse me.

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That's enough, Lewis
get out of here. Noah go!

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Simon: Things are getting ugly.
Gerry: Yeah, thanks Simon.

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Robert: Mr. Duncan! Why are
there students from St. Pat's

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at an Xavier dance?
Gerry: I didn't know they were

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St. Pat's students.
Robert: Way to do your job

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Gerry: Yeah...
Robert: I bet Callaghan's gonna

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love to hear this,
when I tell him.

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Gerry: Well, make sure you also
tell him that the vice principal

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didn't help at the door, leaving
two newer teachers at Xavier

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to try and recognize
every kid in the city

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Robert: Well, guess the spider's
laid it's web then huh?

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Simon: Spiders don't lay web,
they lay eggs. They spin webs.

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Gerry: Spiders don't sp...
lay eggs they...

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Simon: No, spiders do lay
eggs, they don't lay web.

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Gerry: Spiders don't lay web,
they lay eggs. Is that right?

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Simon: Yeah, that's right,
that's right.

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Robert: Gentlemen, I know what
spiders do and don't do.

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Gerry: Checkmate, you're move.

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Simon: If it's checkmate
you don't get a move.

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Robert: I've played
chess before.

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Gerry: Bill, I need you to
calm the kids down and

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play a slow song.
Bill: Oh, I don't think I

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have a slow song man.
Gerry: How do you not

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have a slow song?
Lisa: Gerry, I barely recognize

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any of these kids, do you?
Gerry: Not now Lisa

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Bill: Oh! This is Lisa? Oh see
Gerry: This is...

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Bill: he said you were
average looking.

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Lisa: Oh, really?
Average, that's nice.

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Gerry: I did that for
your sake, trust me.

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Find me a slow song Bill.
Bill: I'll find a slow song

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if Lisa wants to dance with me
Lisa: Oh no, that would be

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totally inappropriate.
Bill: Inappropriate?

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Lisa: Yeah, he's told me a lot
about you. You're a busy man.

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Gerry: Ok, busy guy ok, busy,
play a slow song. I need a slow

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Bill: I'm looking, I'm looking.
Gerry: song Bill, right away

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Kids chanting: Fight, fight,
Gerry: Oh god,

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here we go again. Kill the music
Bill...Hey...

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hey, break it up,
break it up. That's enough.

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Simon: Break - it - uuuuuup
Gerry: You guys gotta go man

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Sebastian: What? Why?
Gerry: Cause, it's too many

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problems with St. Pat's here.
Well there's a good reason right

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there. We don't
drink at our school.

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Sebastian: This dance sucks
anyway. Nice one bud

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Gerry: Come on you guys. Go
relax for a bit. It's supposed

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to be a dance people.
Simon: It's not a fight,

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it's a dance.
Gerry: Why is nobody dancing?

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Am I the only person that can
dance here? Nobody can dance?

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Play something Bill.

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[Dance music starts]

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[Music continues]

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[Music continues]

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[Music continues]

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Gerry: I did that man,
I did that move.

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Simon singing: Suck it DJ

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[Music continues]

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Robert: Well, way to diffuse
a bomb Mr. Duncan.

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Gerry: That's what
I do Mr. Cheeley.

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Robert: Ya know I've been
known on occasion to back

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that thing up myself. Just if
you ever need a back up dancer.

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Gerry: You're a dancer?
Robert: To some people, dancing

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is a creative outlet,
to me it's a lifestyle.

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Simon: I think we did ok. Might
have even made some extra money.

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Gerry: No...Awesome!
Sebastian: Xavier sucks!

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[Sound of glass shattering]

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Gerry: That was a window.
Simon: Maybe we broke even.

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[More glass shattering]
Gerry: That sounded

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like a bigger window.
Simon: Yeah that was bigger.

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Gerry sighs: You're gonna have
to give me half the money for

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those track suits and stuff
Simon: Why?

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Gerry: Cause we're co-coaches.
Simon: I'm an assistant coach,

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you made that very clear.
Gerry: Now we're co-coaches ok?

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Simon: I don't
want the position.

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[Music starts]

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[Music continues]

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[Music continues]