1 00:00:00,740 --> 00:00:02,920 Previously on Desperate Housewives. 2 00:00:02,920 --> 00:00:06,440 - Gaby discovered a secret... - Oh! Your stomach just kicked me. 3 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:09,730 - I want you to run the Miami office. - So Carlos played hardball. 4 00:00:09,730 --> 00:00:12,710 - You can't fire me for being pregnant. - I'm offering you a promotion. 5 00:00:12,710 --> 00:00:14,400 If you choose to turn it down and quit instead, 6 00:00:14,400 --> 00:00:17,680 - I can't stop you. - Katherine broke down. 7 00:00:17,680 --> 00:00:20,290 The man I love chose you. It's over. 8 00:00:20,290 --> 00:00:23,540 - Why has this been so hard on me? - You loved him. 9 00:00:23,540 --> 00:00:27,250 - I found a way to spring you from this marriage. - Karl made a plan. 10 00:00:27,250 --> 00:00:30,110 If he violates parole by associating with a known felon, 11 00:00:30,110 --> 00:00:31,000 they can revoke it. 12 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:34,010 All we need to do is get some ex-con in a room with Orson, 13 00:00:34,010 --> 00:00:36,060 take some pictures, and it's bye-bye, Orson. 14 00:00:36,060 --> 00:00:38,870 That's perfect! And then he'll have to let me go. 15 00:00:38,870 --> 00:00:41,520 Nick made a call. 16 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:44,880 Agent Padilla? I'm thinking about coming in. 17 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:46,940 - And evil... - Did you forget something? 18 00:00:46,940 --> 00:00:53,890 - returned to the neighborhood. - What are you doing? 19 00:00:55,690 --> 00:00:59,610 Her name was Emily Portsmith, 20 00:00:59,610 --> 00:01:01,750 and word of her death 21 00:01:01,750 --> 00:01:05,120 spread quickly. 22 00:01:05,220 --> 00:01:10,180 You see, everyone in town knew Emily. 23 00:01:10,180 --> 00:01:15,460 Her family was well known and respected. 24 00:01:15,460 --> 00:01:19,570 She'd been popular in school... 25 00:01:20,530 --> 00:01:26,490 And her customers at the coffee shop adored her. 26 00:01:26,490 --> 00:01:30,570 People were shocked to hear she'd been murdered, 27 00:01:30,570 --> 00:01:33,520 mostly because another young woman 28 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:38,110 had been attacked just a few weeks before. 29 00:01:39,260 --> 00:01:43,580 Yes, everyone in Fairview now knew 30 00:01:43,580 --> 00:01:47,990 a killer was walking among them, 31 00:01:49,060 --> 00:01:53,620 and they would soon learn... 32 00:01:53,620 --> 00:01:59,740 he wasn't finished. 33 00:02:10,380 --> 00:02:11,520 The next day, 34 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:14,110 the women of Wisteria Lane got together 35 00:02:14,110 --> 00:02:16,530 for their weekly poker game. 36 00:02:16,530 --> 00:02:21,170 But as it turned out, no one was in the mood to gamble. 37 00:02:21,170 --> 00:02:22,880 The girl at the coffee shop was strangled, 38 00:02:22,880 --> 00:02:24,440 and Julie was attacked the same way. 39 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:28,080 - There is obviously a madman on the loose. - I'm afraid to leave my house at night. 40 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:30,230 At least now you have a boyfriend to protect you. 41 00:02:30,230 --> 00:02:32,780 Roy? The man threw out his back peeling an orange. 42 00:02:32,780 --> 00:02:36,740 - I'm on my own here. - So what do we do to protect ourselves? 43 00:02:36,740 --> 00:02:38,540 Down at the hospital where I work, 44 00:02:38,540 --> 00:02:40,140 they offer a self-defense class. 45 00:02:40,140 --> 00:02:43,040 - Maybe we should consider taking that. - That's a good idea. 46 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:46,340 I guess we could, but you know my motto... 47 00:02:46,340 --> 00:02:48,590 0.38 special is a girl's best friend. 48 00:02:48,590 --> 00:02:51,280 Ooh, I love the pearl handle. 49 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:53,600 It would look so good with my white suit. 50 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:56,400 Susan, you should feel it. It's so light. 51 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:57,610 I don't touch guns anymore, 52 00:02:57,610 --> 00:03:00,490 not since I accidentally grazed Katherine. 53 00:03:00,490 --> 00:03:03,020 Oh, still going with "accidentally," are we? 54 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:08,360 Oh, hey, honey. We're all gonna take a self-defense class. 55 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:08,960 You wanna come with us? 56 00:03:08,960 --> 00:03:12,760 Yeah. It might make you feel safer. 57 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:16,830 Well... I was taking out the trash when I was attacked. 58 00:03:16,830 --> 00:03:18,280 He came out of nowhere, 59 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:23,200 and I blacked out before I knew what was happening. 60 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:29,780 If someone really wants to get you, they can get you. 61 00:03:38,500 --> 00:03:41,890 I'm off. Oh, you're sewing Penny's costume? 62 00:03:41,890 --> 00:03:45,100 Yeah, but I'm reading the sports page while doing it, 63 00:03:45,100 --> 00:03:48,550 so they kinda cancel each other out. 64 00:03:48,550 --> 00:03:51,510 Oh... Ahem, I got you this... 65 00:03:51,510 --> 00:03:52,830 a pricey bourbon. 66 00:03:52,830 --> 00:03:55,180 It's 8:45 in the morning, and I'm pregnant. 67 00:03:55,180 --> 00:03:56,810 I think I'll pass. 68 00:03:56,810 --> 00:03:57,720 For Carlos. 69 00:03:57,720 --> 00:04:01,280 It's a "sorry I lied about being pregnant" gift. 70 00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:03,420 I don't need that. I know Carlos. 71 00:04:03,420 --> 00:04:04,500 He loses his temper, 72 00:04:04,500 --> 00:04:06,670 then he calms down and thinks rationally. 73 00:04:06,670 --> 00:04:09,190 - Good-bye. Mwah. - I'd still bring the booze. 74 00:04:09,190 --> 00:04:11,980 I'm telling you, I am too valuable right where I am. 75 00:04:11,980 --> 00:04:15,060 There's no way he's gonna try and send me to Florida. 76 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:18,850 Bon voyage! 77 00:04:18,850 --> 00:04:20,090 What's going on? 78 00:04:20,090 --> 00:04:22,440 Carlos told us about the promotion in Florida. 79 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:25,370 Congratulations. 80 00:04:25,370 --> 00:04:32,810 You are going to be so missed around here! 81 00:04:32,810 --> 00:04:35,120 Lynette, where're you going? Rita wrote you a good-bye poem. 82 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:39,790 Can I see you in my office, please? 83 00:04:42,320 --> 00:04:43,360 What do you think you're doing? 84 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:45,600 You know I'm not moving to Florida. 85 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:47,510 Okay, so then we just, uh, change the banner to read, 86 00:04:47,510 --> 00:04:50,250 - "good luck and so long." - No, it needs to read, 87 00:04:50,250 --> 00:04:54,900 - "I told you I'm not leaving. Someone get me a bagel." - Lynette, what can I tell you? 88 00:04:54,900 --> 00:04:56,940 We have an opening for you in our Florida branch. 89 00:04:56,940 --> 00:04:59,840 But here, your job's already been given to Tim. 90 00:04:59,840 --> 00:05:03,400 - Well, tell Tim you made a mistake. - I can't do that. 91 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:06,550 So I guess this leaves you no choice but to quit. 92 00:05:06,550 --> 00:05:09,600 Look, I know what you are doing, and I am not going for it. 93 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:12,650 You want me gone, you're gonna have to fire me. 94 00:05:12,650 --> 00:05:15,720 And open myself up to a lawsuit by firing a pregnant woman? 95 00:05:15,720 --> 00:05:17,870 I don't think so. 96 00:05:17,870 --> 00:05:21,400 Then if you don't mind, I have work to do. 97 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:23,040 Hey. 98 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:24,590 These aren't my kids. 99 00:05:24,590 --> 00:05:27,950 No. Those... are Tim's kids. 100 00:05:27,950 --> 00:05:30,010 This is his office now. 101 00:05:30,010 --> 00:05:32,940 So... 102 00:05:32,940 --> 00:05:38,220 What office will I be using? 103 00:05:40,890 --> 00:05:42,850 Are you kidding me? 104 00:05:42,850 --> 00:05:46,430 These twins have a bigger office. 105 00:05:46,430 --> 00:05:50,670 Enjoy. 106 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:55,890 How're you doing? 107 00:05:55,890 --> 00:05:57,890 I'm okay. 108 00:05:57,890 --> 00:05:58,870 Everybody seems to think whoever killed Emily 109 00:05:58,870 --> 00:06:02,240 was probably the same person who attacked me. 110 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:08,480 Yeah, that's what the police are saying. 111 00:06:08,480 --> 00:06:14,460 And I think that we should do everything we can to help them. 112 00:06:14,460 --> 00:06:15,790 Meaning what? 113 00:06:15,790 --> 00:06:17,160 Maybe now is the time 114 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:19,740 to tell them about the married man you were seeing. 115 00:06:19,740 --> 00:06:21,800 - He had nothing to do with it. - You don't know that. 116 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:25,090 Men who cheat sometimes have more than one girlfriend. 117 00:06:25,090 --> 00:06:28,370 Mom, listen. There is no way he could ever hurt someone, 118 00:06:28,370 --> 00:06:31,500 much less kill them. 119 00:06:33,340 --> 00:06:36,680 Okay. 120 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:37,440 If you're sure. 121 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:39,000 I am. I mean... 122 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:43,340 Why would he attack me and then wanna get back together? 123 00:06:43,340 --> 00:06:46,470 Wait. Have you started seeing him again? 124 00:06:46,470 --> 00:06:47,890 No. 125 00:06:47,890 --> 00:06:48,510 - Julie... - Even if I did, 126 00:06:48,510 --> 00:06:53,220 it is my life, right? 127 00:06:54,320 --> 00:06:58,920 That's right. It is your life. 128 00:06:59,690 --> 00:07:00,680 Is it just me, 129 00:07:00,680 --> 00:07:07,070 or was life much less complicated when you were 7? 130 00:07:07,070 --> 00:07:10,560 Sorry I grew up. 131 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:13,600 Me, too. 132 00:07:17,670 --> 00:07:19,160 Police are concerned 133 00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:20,870 that the strangling of Portsmith 134 00:07:20,870 --> 00:07:23,180 is connected to a similar attack 135 00:07:23,180 --> 00:07:25,880 on a Fairview woman earlier this year. 136 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:29,710 Anyone with information is being asked to call... 137 00:07:29,710 --> 00:07:30,570 Just think... 138 00:07:30,570 --> 00:07:32,990 If the cops hadn't wasted so much time on Danny, 139 00:07:32,990 --> 00:07:35,080 they might've caught this guy before he did this again, right? 140 00:07:38,790 --> 00:07:41,140 What? 141 00:07:41,140 --> 00:07:43,200 I was there. 142 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:44,420 You were where? 143 00:07:44,420 --> 00:07:46,750 At the coffee shop. 144 00:07:46,750 --> 00:07:49,240 I got there right when that girl was closing up. 145 00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:52,030 - Oh, please be kidding. - Nah, I wish I was. 146 00:07:52,030 --> 00:07:56,090 And I'm pretty sure I was her last customer. 147 00:07:56,090 --> 00:07:57,660 But did anybody see you? 148 00:07:57,660 --> 00:08:00,310 No, I don't think so, but that doesn't mean 149 00:08:00,310 --> 00:08:02,480 The cops won't figure out that I was there. And if they do... 150 00:08:02,480 --> 00:08:03,840 Yeah, they're gonna wanna come and talk to you again 151 00:08:03,840 --> 00:08:05,730 A... and maybe run your prints. 152 00:08:05,730 --> 00:08:10,010 Yeah, that's what I was thinking. 153 00:08:11,100 --> 00:08:11,940 I was also thinking 154 00:08:11,940 --> 00:08:15,550 that maybe we shouldn't wait around for that to happen. 155 00:08:15,550 --> 00:08:18,340 No. I'm not moving again. N... not this time. 156 00:08:18,340 --> 00:08:19,890 Look, Angie... Angie... Angie, will you just let me finish? 157 00:08:19,890 --> 00:08:21,340 No, no, no, Nick, I like this place! 158 00:08:21,340 --> 00:08:22,540 I have friends. I have a job. 159 00:08:22,540 --> 00:08:26,290 I... I... I... I feel like a real person here again. 160 00:08:26,290 --> 00:08:31,030 After 18 years of being a ghost, I... I don't wanna give that up. 161 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:36,280 Fine. 162 00:08:36,280 --> 00:08:37,440 All right, maybe we'll get lucky, 163 00:08:37,440 --> 00:08:39,410 and the cops just won't come. 164 00:08:39,410 --> 00:08:41,340 But honestly, 165 00:08:41,340 --> 00:08:45,140 I don't know how much more luck we got left. 166 00:08:52,250 --> 00:08:55,790 Hey. 167 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:11,160 Hello. 168 00:09:11,160 --> 00:09:13,230 Are you Lamar Benjamin? 169 00:09:13,230 --> 00:09:14,490 You got a warrant? 170 00:09:14,490 --> 00:09:17,800 Oh, no, I'm not with the police. My name is Bree Hodge. 171 00:09:17,800 --> 00:09:21,050 You know my husband Orson from the State Penitentiary. 172 00:09:21,050 --> 00:09:24,660 Do you have a moment? 173 00:09:24,660 --> 00:09:30,890 I got nothing but moments. 174 00:09:36,920 --> 00:09:39,280 So you're Mrs. Hodge? 175 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:40,740 Damn. 176 00:09:40,740 --> 00:09:42,810 Flossy did okay for hisself. 177 00:09:42,810 --> 00:09:43,940 Uh, "flossy"? 178 00:09:43,940 --> 00:09:45,470 That's what we called Orson 179 00:09:45,470 --> 00:09:47,180 'Cause he got us all dental floss 180 00:09:47,180 --> 00:09:49,290 and then nagged us to use it after every meal. 181 00:09:49,290 --> 00:09:52,330 - I see. - Pain in the ass. 182 00:09:52,330 --> 00:09:54,280 I was glad when somebody used it to strangle a guard, 183 00:09:54,280 --> 00:09:58,670 and they took it all away. 184 00:09:58,680 --> 00:10:00,460 So how's Orson doing? 185 00:10:00,460 --> 00:10:03,210 Well, uh, to be honest, Lamar, 186 00:10:03,210 --> 00:10:05,810 life on the outside's been a little hard for him. 187 00:10:05,810 --> 00:10:10,170 People can be so judgmental about men who have served time. 188 00:10:10,170 --> 00:10:13,920 And if you're a repeat offender, you can forget it. 189 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:14,790 Yes. 190 00:10:14,790 --> 00:10:16,430 Well... 191 00:10:16,430 --> 00:10:19,800 I've heard Orson speak very fondly of his prison friends, 192 00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:21,710 especially you. 193 00:10:21,710 --> 00:10:23,020 Really? 194 00:10:23,020 --> 00:10:24,170 'Cause he seemed kind of mad 195 00:10:24,170 --> 00:10:28,080 after I used him as a shield in that yard fight. 196 00:10:28,080 --> 00:10:33,220 Lamar, he just tells that story now and laughs and laughs. 197 00:10:33,220 --> 00:10:35,180 Anyway, he's been feeling a little blue, 198 00:10:35,180 --> 00:10:39,380 and I was hoping you would pay him a visit and cheer him up. 199 00:10:39,380 --> 00:10:42,640 Sorry. I'd be breaking my parole. 200 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:44,520 They catch me hanging out with other ex-cons, 201 00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:46,980 they can send me back to jail. 202 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:48,840 Really? Well, that's a silly rule. 203 00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:50,230 Don't worry, though. 204 00:10:50,230 --> 00:10:52,500 Our house is on the end of a very quiet cul-de-sac. 205 00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:57,890 No one would even know you stopped by. 206 00:10:57,890 --> 00:11:02,590 And, of course, I would compensate you... 207 00:11:02,590 --> 00:11:06,430 For your time. 208 00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:13,330 And another 3 when you come. 209 00:11:13,330 --> 00:11:16,360 What the hell? 210 00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:20,860 No harm in a little social call. 211 00:11:20,860 --> 00:11:23,180 But you can't tell anybody I came. 212 00:11:23,180 --> 00:11:24,990 When you get to know me better, Lamar, 213 00:11:24,990 --> 00:11:27,440 you'll find I have no trouble... 214 00:11:27,440 --> 00:11:29,220 keeping secrets. 215 00:11:34,380 --> 00:11:36,830 Hey. What are you doing here? 216 00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:38,350 Your mom told me you were upset. 217 00:11:38,350 --> 00:11:40,680 I told her I knew how to make you feel better. 218 00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:43,430 Mint chocolate chip? 219 00:11:43,430 --> 00:11:44,540 Thanks, daddy. 220 00:11:44,540 --> 00:11:47,890 I know this one's gonna take a lot more than ice cream. 221 00:11:47,890 --> 00:11:50,060 I keep thinking about him. 222 00:11:50,060 --> 00:11:52,400 He's out there, and... 223 00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:54,230 Maybe he's thinking about me. 224 00:11:54,230 --> 00:11:56,520 Honey, honey, he's not. 225 00:11:56,520 --> 00:11:59,770 He knows where I live. He knows what kind of car I drive. 226 00:11:59,770 --> 00:12:01,110 I've been wanting to go to the library, 227 00:12:01,110 --> 00:12:04,770 - but I'm afraid he's gonna follow me. - Look, if you're worried about your car, 228 00:12:04,770 --> 00:12:08,990 - Why don't we switch for a while? - Seriously? I'd drive your fancy car, 229 00:12:08,990 --> 00:12:11,220 and you'd drive my tiny, little compact? 230 00:12:11,220 --> 00:12:14,580 Hey, there's nothing I would not do for my little... 231 00:12:14,580 --> 00:12:18,130 You have air conditioning, right? 232 00:12:18,130 --> 00:12:25,910 Yeah, there's nothing I wouldn't do for my little girl. 233 00:12:32,690 --> 00:12:36,450 You okay? 234 00:12:36,450 --> 00:12:38,570 I'm just having a bad day. 235 00:12:38,570 --> 00:12:41,160 My life has gotten sort of... 236 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:43,150 complicated. 237 00:12:43,150 --> 00:12:44,610 Why? 238 00:12:44,610 --> 00:12:48,510 Oh, it's... grown-up relationship stuff. 239 00:12:48,510 --> 00:12:50,730 You wouldn't understand. 240 00:12:50,730 --> 00:12:53,490 Okay. 241 00:12:53,490 --> 00:12:56,770 But... 242 00:12:56,770 --> 00:13:01,190 Since you asked... 243 00:13:01,190 --> 00:13:04,750 So I think you're really gonna have fun at Brandon's party. 244 00:13:04,750 --> 00:13:07,960 I heard there's gonna be a pony. 245 00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:09,920 Hey, you okay? 246 00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:13,350 I'm worried about Mrs. Mayfair 247 00:13:13,350 --> 00:13:14,050 Why? 248 00:13:14,050 --> 00:13:16,390 She's not getting any younger, 249 00:13:16,390 --> 00:13:21,040 and it's really hard to meet guys in this town. 250 00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:22,870 Where did you hear that? 251 00:13:22,870 --> 00:13:25,090 She told me. 252 00:13:25,090 --> 00:13:26,750 She also said 253 00:13:26,750 --> 00:13:28,070 mommy stole you from her, 254 00:13:28,070 --> 00:13:34,430 and that makes mommy a bad person. 255 00:13:34,430 --> 00:13:36,760 Buddy... 256 00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:38,990 Your mommy is a great person. 257 00:13:38,990 --> 00:13:42,040 Now why you, uh, sign Brandon's card, okay? 258 00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:51,720 And, uh, I'll be right back. 259 00:13:52,530 --> 00:13:53,710 Mike, watch it. 260 00:13:53,710 --> 00:13:56,490 Did you actually tell my 6-year-old son 261 00:13:56,490 --> 00:14:01,530 that his mother's a bad person? 262 00:14:01,530 --> 00:14:05,760 Well, I would've used more colorful language, 263 00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:08,810 but like you said, he's only 6. 264 00:14:08,810 --> 00:14:11,950 You've never really seen me get angry. 265 00:14:11,950 --> 00:14:13,510 But if you want to, 266 00:14:13,510 --> 00:14:18,350 just talk to my son one more time. 267 00:14:18,350 --> 00:14:23,490 Then you'll know what I'm capable of. 268 00:14:23,490 --> 00:14:25,270 Mike. 269 00:14:25,270 --> 00:14:30,160 I love M.J... I... I... I would never do anything to hurt him. 270 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:36,900 One more time. 271 00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:49,730 Oh, Julie. 272 00:14:49,730 --> 00:14:55,120 No! 273 00:14:58,310 --> 00:14:59,170 Hello? 274 00:14:59,170 --> 00:15:01,720 Hi. It's your mother. 275 00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:03,660 Am I interrupting anything? 276 00:15:03,660 --> 00:15:05,510 Nope. I'm just at the library. 277 00:15:05,510 --> 00:15:09,340 Oh, really. The library. 278 00:15:09,340 --> 00:15:11,880 Yeah. I thought I'd dive into an old favorite. 279 00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:14,040 And vice versa, I'm sure. 280 00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:16,880 - Huh? - Honey, I don't blame you. 281 00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:19,680 You've gone back to that place because it seems... 282 00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:23,340 Safe and comforting. Am I right? 283 00:15:23,540 --> 00:15:25,130 I guess. 284 00:15:25,130 --> 00:15:28,220 But trust me, it's a bad idea. 285 00:15:28,220 --> 00:15:29,530 Can we talk about this later? 286 00:15:29,530 --> 00:15:32,110 I only have an hour, and I really wanna finish. 287 00:15:32,110 --> 00:15:35,210 Okay, I want you out of there right now! 288 00:15:35,210 --> 00:15:38,360 Mom, I'll see you soon. 289 00:15:39,010 --> 00:15:42,100 You bet you will. 290 00:15:43,250 --> 00:15:45,310 You've been a busy girl. 291 00:15:45,310 --> 00:15:46,960 You got the ex-con booked, 292 00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:49,790 hidden cameras all set up. 293 00:15:49,790 --> 00:15:51,800 Come Friday night... 294 00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:54,720 Showtime. 295 00:15:55,550 --> 00:15:57,830 So what's the matter? 296 00:15:57,830 --> 00:15:59,660 We should be celebrating. 297 00:15:59,660 --> 00:16:01,180 I just hope we're both clear 298 00:16:01,180 --> 00:16:04,360 that these photos are strictly for blackmail. 299 00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:07,240 Of course. We're not actually gonna send him to prison. 300 00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:09,710 - Unless, I mean, we have to. - No, Karl. 301 00:16:09,710 --> 00:16:17,660 Even if he calls our bluff, we are not gonna turn him in. 302 00:16:17,660 --> 00:16:20,180 Excuse me. Um, I'm looking for the person 303 00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:21,880 that belongs to the little blue car. 304 00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:23,410 - She's a redhead. - With a man? 305 00:16:23,410 --> 00:16:27,200 Yeah, she's with a man. The redhead's my daughter. 306 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:30,860 Your daughter? Damn. 307 00:16:30,860 --> 00:16:33,300 - You look good. - Thank you. 308 00:16:33,300 --> 00:16:37,000 So can you tell me what room they're in? 309 00:16:38,020 --> 00:16:39,270 I may not love him anymore, 310 00:16:39,270 --> 00:16:45,010 but I'm not gonna win my freedom by taking away his. 311 00:16:45,010 --> 00:16:47,600 Now you're angry. 312 00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:48,630 Bree, when you tell me 313 00:16:48,630 --> 00:16:51,200 you could never hurt a man you used to love, 314 00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:53,830 it doesn't make me angry. 315 00:16:53,830 --> 00:16:57,330 It just reminds me why I love you so much. 316 00:16:57,330 --> 00:16:59,250 Don't you worry. 317 00:16:59,250 --> 00:17:01,780 No one's gonna get hurt. 318 00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:09,550 Oh, my god! 319 00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:12,760 Oh, my god! 320 00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:16,080 Hey, Eric. Can you tell Carlos I'm here for lunch? 321 00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:17,890 I'm gonna run to the ladies' room. 322 00:17:17,890 --> 00:17:20,360 I'll tell him. 323 00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:30,020 Hi, Lynette. 324 00:17:30,020 --> 00:17:31,190 Hi, Gaby. 325 00:17:31,190 --> 00:17:32,260 I'd ask you in, but I don't think 326 00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:35,040 there's enough oxygen in here for the both of us. 327 00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:39,310 No, it's, uh... Comfy. 328 00:17:41,650 --> 00:17:44,020 Hey. 329 00:17:44,020 --> 00:17:46,620 I get that Carlos is trying to punish me. 330 00:17:46,620 --> 00:17:48,920 But enough is enough. You gotta talk to him. 331 00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:51,710 Lynette, you never even came to me to tell me you were pregnant. 332 00:17:51,710 --> 00:17:54,320 - I think this is between you and Carlos. - Okay, I know you're upset, 333 00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:57,440 - But me keeping my pregnancy secret wasn't personal. - Wasn't it? 334 00:17:57,440 --> 00:18:00,440 No. Listen to me. Tom and I are still in debt. 335 00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:02,770 I needed this promotion, and Carlos had already 336 00:18:02,770 --> 00:18:05,860 passed over a coworker because she was pregnant. 337 00:18:05,860 --> 00:18:08,160 I couldn't risk your telling him. 338 00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:10,830 Oh, because you thought I'd tell Carlos, and he'd fire you. 339 00:18:10,830 --> 00:18:11,820 Yes. 340 00:18:11,820 --> 00:18:15,330 So clearly I wasn't enough of a friend for you to trust me. 341 00:18:15,330 --> 00:18:17,480 - N... no. - But now I'm such a good friend. 342 00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:20,690 I'm the only one who can fix it for you? 343 00:18:20,690 --> 00:18:23,150 I'm guessing you're not gonna talk to Carlos. 344 00:18:23,150 --> 00:18:29,560 Good guess. 345 00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:42,880 I can't believe she's dead. 346 00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:46,290 I know. I just saw her a few days ago. 347 00:18:46,290 --> 00:18:48,910 We talked about going to the mall. 348 00:18:48,910 --> 00:18:50,450 Who found her? 349 00:18:50,450 --> 00:18:51,600 The assistant manager. 350 00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:54,610 I was late yesterday. I mean, thank god. 351 00:18:54,610 --> 00:18:56,930 It would've freaked me out. 352 00:18:56,930 --> 00:18:58,950 - Hey. - Hi. 353 00:18:58,950 --> 00:19:00,550 We were just talking about Emily. 354 00:19:00,550 --> 00:19:03,120 Yeah, I didn't really know her, 355 00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:06,160 But I guess we're sort of connected now. 356 00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:09,080 You would've liked her. She was super nice. 357 00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:10,330 I gotta go home. 358 00:19:10,330 --> 00:19:12,600 My mom's so freaked out that this could've been me, 359 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:17,300 - she wants me around. - I'll give you a ride. 360 00:19:17,300 --> 00:19:20,760 - We should go, too, Danny. - Uh, no, you go ahead. 361 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:23,120 But... Don't you need a ride? 362 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:26,330 Uh, nah, I'll walk. 363 00:19:26,330 --> 00:19:30,460 I just wanna talk to Julie. 364 00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:41,170 So you wanna get something to eat? 365 00:19:41,170 --> 00:19:43,490 Thanks, but I'm not hungry. 366 00:19:43,490 --> 00:19:46,820 Well, maybe you wanna go to Emily's funeral together? 367 00:19:46,820 --> 00:19:48,160 Everybody's going. 368 00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:49,820 Danny... 369 00:19:49,820 --> 00:19:52,600 I know you like me, 370 00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:54,940 but I can't hang out with you. 371 00:19:54,940 --> 00:19:56,120 Why not? 372 00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:57,890 I just can't. 373 00:19:57,890 --> 00:20:01,540 It's complicated. 374 00:20:01,540 --> 00:20:05,770 It's 'cause you slept with my dad, isn't it? 375 00:20:05,770 --> 00:20:06,750 Who told you that? 376 00:20:06,750 --> 00:20:10,060 - I figured out a while ago. - If you know that, 377 00:20:10,060 --> 00:20:14,950 - then why in the world would you still... - Because I like you! 378 00:20:14,950 --> 00:20:18,450 A lot. 379 00:20:18,450 --> 00:20:21,160 Do you not see how weird that is? 380 00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:26,000 No, it's... It's okay cause I've forgiven you. 381 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,850 That's... That's nice, 382 00:20:28,850 --> 00:20:32,130 but it's still weird. 383 00:20:32,130 --> 00:20:33,770 Julie, p... 384 00:20:33,770 --> 00:20:35,400 Please, I wanna be with you. 385 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:37,910 Danny, I am so sorry, 386 00:20:37,910 --> 00:20:43,500 but that is never going to happen. 387 00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:16,210 Come on, if they're gonna come, they're gonna come. 388 00:21:16,210 --> 00:21:19,040 I feel like I spent my entire life looking out windows. 389 00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:22,420 Yeah. 390 00:21:25,830 --> 00:21:29,290 Maybe it's time we stop. 391 00:21:29,290 --> 00:21:30,140 What are you saying? 392 00:21:30,140 --> 00:21:35,760 I'm saying maybe it's time we thought about coming in. 393 00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:39,350 Please tell me you didn't talk to them. 394 00:21:39,350 --> 00:21:42,170 - Oh, my god! - All right. Calm down, all right? I'm not an idiot. 395 00:21:42,170 --> 00:21:44,170 I used a prepaid, and the call lasted less than a minute. 396 00:21:44,170 --> 00:21:47,230 - There's no way they're ever gonna find us. - But still, they know we're alive! 397 00:21:47,230 --> 00:21:50,100 - Don't you wanna know if they're ready to make a deal? - I killed a man. 398 00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:52,680 They'll be ready to make a deal when I got a needle in my arm 399 00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:55,410 - and my eyes are rolled back in my head! - Come on, you don't know that. 400 00:21:55,410 --> 00:22:01,750 You are never talking to them again! Do you hear me? 401 00:22:02,870 --> 00:22:06,290 I still can't get that image of Lynette out of my head. 402 00:22:06,290 --> 00:22:08,760 The only thing missing in that cramped little office 403 00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:11,140 was a hamster wheel and wood chips. 404 00:22:11,140 --> 00:22:13,360 Yeah, I figure a couple more days of this, 405 00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:18,320 She'll be ready to pack her things. 406 00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:21,520 She does deserve this, right? 407 00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:25,150 She lied when she took the promotion. 408 00:22:25,150 --> 00:22:28,010 What... What if her doctor had put her on bed rest? 409 00:22:28,010 --> 00:22:30,190 What if... What if I needed her to fly somewhere? 410 00:22:30,190 --> 00:22:32,190 She could've put the whole company in jeopardy. 411 00:22:32,190 --> 00:22:34,280 Yeah, but that never happened. 412 00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:35,810 And you said she was doing a good job, 413 00:22:35,810 --> 00:22:39,050 and now you're doing all these mean things to her. 414 00:22:39,050 --> 00:22:40,430 Me? This was your idea. 415 00:22:40,430 --> 00:22:42,590 You wanted to put snakes in her office. 416 00:22:42,590 --> 00:22:44,690 Rubber snakes. 417 00:22:44,690 --> 00:22:48,860 We are completely justified here. 418 00:22:48,860 --> 00:22:50,710 You're right. 419 00:22:50,710 --> 00:22:52,630 You're right, which is why we have the opportunity 420 00:22:52,630 --> 00:22:55,370 to do something we never do, Carlos... 421 00:22:55,370 --> 00:22:58,980 Forgive. 422 00:22:58,980 --> 00:23:00,500 Seriously? 423 00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:02,860 Tom and Lynette have been our friends for 15 years. 424 00:23:02,860 --> 00:23:06,220 They gave us sausage of the month last Christmas. 425 00:23:06,220 --> 00:23:08,890 Those were good sausages. 426 00:23:08,890 --> 00:23:09,750 I know Lynette. 427 00:23:09,750 --> 00:23:13,490 She would never set out to intentionally hurt us. 428 00:23:13,490 --> 00:23:17,340 I gotta admit, I do sort of miss those guys. 429 00:23:17,340 --> 00:23:19,830 You should've seen her when I was leaving her office. 430 00:23:19,830 --> 00:23:23,270 She had this look in her eyes. She was so defeated. 431 00:23:23,270 --> 00:23:25,160 You should've seen this look in her eyes. 432 00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:27,030 It was like, "Screw you, Lynette. I win!" 433 00:23:27,030 --> 00:23:29,780 - So that's when you called the lawyer? - Hell, yes. They're not getting away with this. 434 00:23:29,780 --> 00:23:32,550 They are not gonna harass me. I am gonna sue their ass! 435 00:23:32,550 --> 00:23:35,290 And Carlos is being served papers tomorrow. 436 00:23:35,290 --> 00:23:39,500 Wow. You're really getting worked up here. 437 00:23:39,500 --> 00:23:41,560 We are not having angry sex. 438 00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:49,060 Just thought I'd ask. 439 00:23:49,060 --> 00:23:54,090 What did I tell you about putting away those clothes? 440 00:23:54,340 --> 00:23:55,550 I'm serious. 441 00:23:55,550 --> 00:23:58,930 Nap time's over! 442 00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:03,140 Danny? 443 00:24:03,140 --> 00:24:04,780 Danny? No, no, no. 444 00:24:04,780 --> 00:24:07,590 No, no, no, no, no, no! Nick! 445 00:24:09,090 --> 00:24:12,170 Any woman can be the victim of a violent crime. 446 00:24:12,170 --> 00:24:15,680 That is why it's necessary to learn how to defend yourself. 447 00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:18,100 A parking lot, a park, your own driveway. 448 00:24:18,100 --> 00:24:21,210 An attack can happen anywhere. It only takes a few seconds. 449 00:24:21,210 --> 00:24:25,020 Sorry I'm late. I had three parties to prep for. 450 00:24:25,020 --> 00:24:27,800 How tiring that must be for you, juggling all those affairs. 451 00:24:28,370 --> 00:24:32,040 Okay, everyone, team up. I want an attacker and a victim. 452 00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:34,550 Hey, Gaby, you wanna attack me? 453 00:24:34,550 --> 00:24:36,190 Oh, Mrs. McCluskey, I don't wanna hurt you. 454 00:24:36,190 --> 00:24:37,750 Oh, please. I've eaten burgers bigger than you. 455 00:24:37,750 --> 00:24:43,350 - All right, bring it on. - All right, granny. Prepare to break a hip. 456 00:24:43,910 --> 00:24:45,410 So, uh... 457 00:24:45,410 --> 00:24:47,890 Looks like we're partners. Do you wanna attack me? 458 00:24:47,890 --> 00:24:49,720 I could be persuaded. 459 00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:53,140 Now, attackers, I want you to approach your victim. 460 00:24:53,890 --> 00:24:55,160 Oh! 461 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:56,850 Hey! 462 00:24:56,850 --> 00:25:00,780 Freakishly strong old lady here! 463 00:25:00,780 --> 00:25:02,830 I credit the bran. 464 00:25:02,830 --> 00:25:05,950 Oh, that's very impressive. But the rest of you, 465 00:25:05,950 --> 00:25:07,910 approach your victim from behind. 466 00:25:07,910 --> 00:25:10,590 Place her in a chokehold. 467 00:25:10,590 --> 00:25:12,680 Now, victims, your impulse will be to pull away. Wrong. 468 00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:14,760 You'll just choke harder. 469 00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:16,930 Instead, I want you to push back on your attacker, 470 00:25:16,930 --> 00:25:18,910 using your weight to push him off balance. 471 00:25:18,910 --> 00:25:22,760 - Susan, a little tight. - Oh, I'm sorry. 472 00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:24,840 Ouch. 473 00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:26,540 This feels bad, huh? 474 00:25:26,540 --> 00:25:29,500 Being betrayed by someone you trusted not to hurt you? 475 00:25:29,500 --> 00:25:33,170 - What are you talking about? - I know about you and Karl. 476 00:25:33,170 --> 00:25:34,220 Oh, no. 477 00:25:34,220 --> 00:25:35,990 Oh, yeah. Traitor! 478 00:25:35,990 --> 00:25:39,290 Oh! Stop it! 479 00:25:39,290 --> 00:25:41,040 Uh, you can't talk your way out of an attack. 480 00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:44,230 - Jab with your elbows. - I am trying to! Uhh! 481 00:25:44,230 --> 00:25:46,180 Aah! 482 00:25:46,180 --> 00:25:49,080 How could you?! You know how Karl treated me. 483 00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:51,810 Susan, I am sorry. If you will l... Let me explain... 484 00:25:51,810 --> 00:25:54,700 Okay, now, attacker and victim, switch. 485 00:25:54,700 --> 00:25:57,600 - You heard him! Switch! - I am not letting you get behind me! 486 00:25:57,600 --> 00:25:59,920 You've already stabbed me in the back! 487 00:25:59,920 --> 00:26:01,930 Mrs. Delfino, release your victim. 488 00:26:01,930 --> 00:26:05,740 Oh! She is not the victim here! 489 00:26:05,740 --> 00:26:09,730 What about Orson? How could you do this to him?! 490 00:26:09,730 --> 00:26:11,670 You know nothing about my marriage to Orson. 491 00:26:11,670 --> 00:26:14,680 - Orson has put me through hell this year! - Bree, too tight! 492 00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:15,900 Susan, I know you're angry... 493 00:26:15,900 --> 00:26:17,090 But Karl means more to me than just a fling, 494 00:26:17,090 --> 00:26:18,490 and I am not giving him up. 495 00:26:18,490 --> 00:26:20,150 So if that means our friendship is over, 496 00:26:20,150 --> 00:26:25,310 - then that's your decision, not mine. - Uhh! 497 00:26:27,060 --> 00:26:28,810 You're going? We just, uh, got started. 498 00:26:28,810 --> 00:26:29,680 I know, 499 00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:35,060 but I think I've defended myself enough for one day. 500 00:26:39,090 --> 00:26:39,980 Hey. 501 00:26:39,980 --> 00:26:40,940 Hey. 502 00:26:40,940 --> 00:26:42,750 I just got a call from the lawyer. 503 00:26:42,750 --> 00:26:44,880 They're gonna be serving Carlos any minute. 504 00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:46,760 Wow. You're really going through with this, huh? 505 00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:50,330 Yeah. We're not bad people, are we, Tom? 506 00:26:50,330 --> 00:26:52,310 Look, what Carlos is doing to you 507 00:26:52,310 --> 00:26:54,260 is totally unfair and illegal. 508 00:26:54,260 --> 00:26:59,390 - No, we're good people. - Right, he started it. Screw him. 509 00:26:59,390 --> 00:27:02,440 Yoo-hoo! 510 00:27:02,770 --> 00:27:05,620 Hey! 511 00:27:05,650 --> 00:27:07,580 What's all this? 512 00:27:07,580 --> 00:27:10,520 Uh, candy, flowers, baby gift. 513 00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:11,850 Sort of my way of saying, 514 00:27:11,850 --> 00:27:14,730 "I'm sorry, and here's some crap to prove it." 515 00:27:14,730 --> 00:27:15,990 - Really? - Yeah. 516 00:27:15,990 --> 00:27:18,700 I don't want to fight anymore, and neither does Carlos. 517 00:27:18,700 --> 00:27:20,430 I was hoping we could talk. 518 00:27:20,430 --> 00:27:23,920 Oh, Gaby! I am so happy! 519 00:27:24,220 --> 00:27:26,320 Aw! Here, take it. It's getting heavy. 520 00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:27,690 Aw! 521 00:27:27,690 --> 00:27:29,340 I missed you! 522 00:27:32,820 --> 00:27:34,250 Aw! Um, Lynette? 523 00:27:34,250 --> 00:27:37,190 Honey, we're having a moment here. Please don't spoil it. 524 00:27:37,300 --> 00:27:39,570 I'm not what's gonna spoil it. 525 00:27:42,390 --> 00:27:44,970 Oh. Could you hold on a second? 526 00:27:44,970 --> 00:27:47,250 I'm just... I'm gonna make a quick phone call. 527 00:27:47,250 --> 00:27:49,630 You know what, guys? I don't care what happens. 528 00:27:49,630 --> 00:27:52,940 Let's not let anything interfere with our friendship ever again. 529 00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:55,220 Remember you said that. 530 00:27:55,220 --> 00:27:57,630 Answer the phone. Answer the phone. 531 00:28:01,090 --> 00:28:02,590 What?! 532 00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:12,490 Oh! It's Carlos. I wonder what he wants. 533 00:28:12,610 --> 00:28:16,670 Gaby, you know what you said about our friendship before? 534 00:28:16,670 --> 00:28:19,120 Let's just make a pact that we should... 535 00:28:19,120 --> 00:28:20,750 Hey, babe, what's up? 536 00:28:26,530 --> 00:28:28,290 I will never forgive you for this. 537 00:28:28,290 --> 00:28:29,950 Gaby, please. What about our pact? 538 00:28:29,950 --> 00:28:32,950 We never made a pact! Here, M.J., catch. 539 00:28:32,950 --> 00:28:36,190 You have to understand. I was just protecting myself. 540 00:28:36,190 --> 00:28:38,100 Hello, ladies. What's new? 541 00:28:38,100 --> 00:28:40,260 Lynette's suing Carlos. Here. 542 00:28:40,620 --> 00:28:43,560 Once you apologized, I tried to call the guy off. 543 00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:45,030 Lynette, you wanted to sue us! 544 00:28:45,030 --> 00:28:47,010 That proves that you are not my friend! 545 00:28:47,010 --> 00:28:50,210 - Hey, Karen! Here's some candy. - Trying to cut down. 546 00:28:50,210 --> 00:28:52,680 Really? At your age, why bother? 547 00:28:53,140 --> 00:28:55,550 Please, I need to talk to you. 548 00:28:55,550 --> 00:28:58,130 No, you need to talk to my lawyer. 549 00:29:10,980 --> 00:29:13,370 Hey, Lynette. Got a project for you. 550 00:29:13,370 --> 00:29:15,840 Okay. Who's this? 551 00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:17,920 Steve Matthews from legal. 552 00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:20,920 You know, since we all seem to be lawyering up around here. 553 00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:23,450 Look, I was just trying to protect myself. 554 00:29:23,450 --> 00:29:25,220 No, it's just business. 555 00:29:25,500 --> 00:29:28,580 This is the department's purchases and expenses 556 00:29:28,580 --> 00:29:30,480 from the last fiscal year. 557 00:29:31,020 --> 00:29:33,840 - I'm gonna need all of that itemized... - Done. 558 00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:36,230 by tomorrow morning, 9:00 a.m. 559 00:29:38,310 --> 00:29:41,910 I... hate it when I'm the only one laughing. 560 00:29:41,910 --> 00:29:45,910 This, uh, this is at least two days' work. 561 00:29:45,910 --> 00:29:47,740 Not if you work tonight. 562 00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:50,490 Penny's Christmas pageant is tonight. 563 00:29:50,490 --> 00:29:53,210 You know that. You go every year. 564 00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:56,400 Lynette, are you telling me that you're unable to... 565 00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:59,760 - What was it again? - Unable to perform the assigned task 566 00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:02,560 in a timely manner. - Yeah, that's it. 567 00:30:03,140 --> 00:30:04,080 No. 568 00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:05,080 Tell your undertaker friend 569 00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:06,950 that I will get the assignment done... 570 00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:08,810 in a timely manner. 571 00:30:08,810 --> 00:30:10,790 Great. And will you tell Penny 572 00:30:10,790 --> 00:30:13,710 Gaby and I are gonna have to miss her pageant this year? 573 00:30:13,710 --> 00:30:15,220 And we are so sorry. 574 00:30:24,700 --> 00:30:26,280 Thank you both for coming. 575 00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:28,860 Before we get started, can I get you anything? 576 00:30:29,140 --> 00:30:30,970 Given what you're about to do to us, 577 00:30:30,970 --> 00:30:33,850 - I'll take a cigarette and a blindfold. - No, no. No, no. 578 00:30:33,850 --> 00:30:38,620 I have decided to put aside my rage and sense of betrayal. 579 00:30:38,620 --> 00:30:40,310 I'm here to help you. 580 00:30:40,310 --> 00:30:42,250 - Really? - Not you. 581 00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:47,430 If you are actually considering 582 00:30:47,430 --> 00:30:49,400 having a serious relationship with this man, 583 00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:52,290 then I wanna make sure that you have all the facts. 584 00:30:52,490 --> 00:30:53,840 What kind of facts? 585 00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:55,970 Karl facts. 586 00:30:56,720 --> 00:31:01,380 Karl, tell Bree what you got me for my 30th birthday. 587 00:31:01,890 --> 00:31:03,720 Who can remember? It was so long ago. 588 00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:07,910 Nothing! He got me nothing because he forgot my birthday. 589 00:31:07,910 --> 00:31:09,890 - And it wasn't that long ago. - I don't see the point of... 590 00:31:09,890 --> 00:31:13,770 Now tell her where you spent our tenth anniversary. 591 00:31:15,690 --> 00:31:20,090 - I'm sorry. What was that? - A strip club. 592 00:31:20,190 --> 00:31:21,510 Oh, Karl! 593 00:31:21,510 --> 00:31:22,760 That's nothing. 594 00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:26,590 Now tell her what you wanted for your 35th birthday. 595 00:31:26,590 --> 00:31:28,210 Aw, come on. 596 00:31:28,500 --> 00:31:33,180 He wanted me to ask a friend to join us in the bedroom. 597 00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:37,530 You kept saying I was hard to shop for. 598 00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:39,950 There he is, Bree. 599 00:31:39,950 --> 00:31:43,200 That is the man you say you wanna be with. 600 00:31:43,380 --> 00:31:46,790 Susan, I went into this with my eyes wide open. 601 00:31:46,790 --> 00:31:49,800 I know who Karl was and who he sometimes still is. 602 00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:52,420 But I believe him when he says he wants to change. 603 00:31:52,420 --> 00:31:54,060 And isn't that what you're supposed to do 604 00:31:54,060 --> 00:31:56,020 when you love someone? 605 00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:02,340 Did you say... "love"? 606 00:32:07,300 --> 00:32:09,350 I think I did. 607 00:32:09,930 --> 00:32:11,970 Bree, I have to ask you one question. 608 00:32:12,340 --> 00:32:13,920 Are you drinking again? 609 00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:14,820 No! 610 00:32:14,820 --> 00:32:17,340 Okay, okay, I was just checking. 611 00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:20,110 Well... 612 00:32:20,330 --> 00:32:22,270 If that's really the way you feel, 613 00:32:23,300 --> 00:32:25,200 then you should be with him. 614 00:32:25,660 --> 00:32:28,700 And you have... my blessing. 615 00:32:29,690 --> 00:32:32,340 Really? You can forgive me just like that? 616 00:32:32,340 --> 00:32:33,710 You know, I was doing a lot of thinking 617 00:32:33,710 --> 00:32:36,190 since, you know, yesterday, 618 00:32:36,190 --> 00:32:38,550 and I realized that, uh... 619 00:32:40,100 --> 00:32:44,020 it's hard to find... love. 620 00:32:44,110 --> 00:32:46,270 And when you do, you should grab it. 621 00:32:46,270 --> 00:32:48,920 And who cares what anybody thinks? 622 00:32:50,050 --> 00:32:53,570 And I really do want you to be as happy as I am with Mike. 623 00:32:54,420 --> 00:32:55,540 Oh. 624 00:32:55,540 --> 00:32:57,870 Thank you, Susan. 625 00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:02,480 Don't worry, Susie Q. 626 00:33:02,690 --> 00:33:04,860 I'm going to do right by her. 627 00:33:05,610 --> 00:33:07,830 You really think you can change? 628 00:33:08,250 --> 00:33:08,820 Well, it's easy 629 00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:12,140 when you've found a woman worth changing for. 630 00:33:12,330 --> 00:33:13,690 Oh, I... I... I didn't mean... 631 00:33:13,690 --> 00:33:16,500 Oh! Ah! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 632 00:33:16,500 --> 00:33:19,020 Learned that in self-defense class. 633 00:33:22,730 --> 00:33:23,730 - Bye, mom. - Bye, mom. 634 00:33:23,730 --> 00:33:25,560 - Bye... bye! - Hey, we're taking off. 635 00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:27,310 - Okay. - Wish your little angel luck. 636 00:33:27,310 --> 00:33:28,330 Oh, good luck, sweetie. 637 00:33:28,330 --> 00:33:30,600 Now remember, your dad's gonna videotape your pageant, 638 00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:32,540 and we're all gonna watch it tomorrow. 639 00:33:33,490 --> 00:33:36,880 Sweetie, I'm sorry. You know I'd be there, but... 640 00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:39,540 You have to work. It's okay. 641 00:33:49,970 --> 00:33:52,640 Hey, guys! Wait up! 642 00:33:55,150 --> 00:33:58,600 The doctor's putting him under observation for 72 hours. 643 00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:01,440 It's standard procedure for... 644 00:34:03,270 --> 00:34:05,020 A suicide attempt. 645 00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:06,630 It's okay, Mona. 646 00:34:06,630 --> 00:34:08,480 Thanks for everything. 647 00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:15,540 My baby... 648 00:34:15,650 --> 00:34:17,860 What were you thinking, huh? 649 00:34:28,650 --> 00:34:30,900 I'm sorry I called the Feds. 650 00:34:33,490 --> 00:34:35,860 I was trying to make your life easier 651 00:34:35,860 --> 00:34:38,070 after all the things I'd done to make it harder. 652 00:34:40,230 --> 00:34:42,650 Oh, look what I've done to this kid. 653 00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:49,980 November 10th, 1991. 654 00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:52,210 It rained all day. Remember? 655 00:34:52,210 --> 00:34:53,890 Mm... hmm. 656 00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:54,830 You went to the diner 657 00:34:54,830 --> 00:34:57,370 before we went to meet up with the others. 658 00:34:59,140 --> 00:35:01,320 I had pumpkin pancakes. 659 00:35:01,860 --> 00:35:03,910 You didn't have anything. 660 00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:05,950 - I had coffee. - Hmm. 661 00:35:05,950 --> 00:35:08,720 I forget my umbrella in the booth. 662 00:35:09,810 --> 00:35:12,990 And then eight hours later, neither of us existed anymore. 663 00:35:19,830 --> 00:35:22,970 I had to run, but you didn't. 664 00:35:23,300 --> 00:35:26,490 You gave up a hell of a lot just so I wouldn't be alone. 665 00:35:27,460 --> 00:35:29,130 I'd do it again. 666 00:35:30,350 --> 00:35:32,460 I'd do anything for you guys. 667 00:35:33,300 --> 00:35:35,230 I hope you know that. 668 00:35:35,750 --> 00:35:37,430 I do. 669 00:35:55,980 --> 00:35:59,010 Good morning, Lynette. It's 9:00. 670 00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:00,120 Got my reports? 671 00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:01,600 Almost. 672 00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:04,450 So are you telling me you're not done? 673 00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:06,590 I just need one more hour. 674 00:36:07,010 --> 00:36:11,360 Oh, Lynette. If only I needed them by 10:00. 675 00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:15,170 Unfortunately, I told you that I needed them by 9:00. 676 00:36:15,170 --> 00:36:17,920 - Was I not clear? - You were crystal clear. 677 00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:18,630 It was impossible 678 00:36:18,630 --> 00:36:20,350 to get all this work done in a night, Carlos. 679 00:36:20,350 --> 00:36:22,200 You knew that when you gave it to me. 680 00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:24,890 Well, it wouldn't have been impossible 681 00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:27,470 if you'd skipped your daughter's pageant. 682 00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:30,310 I know you went. 683 00:36:30,700 --> 00:36:33,910 Anyway, this is very painful for me, 684 00:36:33,910 --> 00:36:35,100 but I have no other choice 685 00:36:35,100 --> 00:36:37,370 but to terminate your employment. 686 00:36:38,220 --> 00:36:40,350 You're really going to do this? 687 00:36:40,690 --> 00:36:43,320 I believe I'm within my legal rights. 688 00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:45,010 You need to clear out your personal belongings 689 00:36:45,010 --> 00:36:47,510 within the hour, Mrs. Scavo. 690 00:36:52,590 --> 00:36:56,120 I was up all night on this. 691 00:36:56,590 --> 00:36:58,100 That's a shame. 692 00:36:58,100 --> 00:37:00,960 So Mr. Matthews has some paperwork for you to sign. 693 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:04,340 You're gonna regret this. I'm not gonna go quietly. 694 00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:11,360 I don't care how you go. 695 00:37:12,450 --> 00:37:14,390 I just want you gone. 696 00:37:26,070 --> 00:37:28,600 Oh, good. You're up. I'm Mona Clarke. 697 00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:30,540 I live down the street from you and your folks. 698 00:37:30,540 --> 00:37:32,940 I told them I would take real good care of you. 699 00:37:32,940 --> 00:37:36,830 - Would you like some juice, Danny? - Tyler. 700 00:37:37,590 --> 00:37:39,160 What? 701 00:37:40,380 --> 00:37:42,470 It's not Danny. 702 00:37:44,350 --> 00:37:46,620 My name's Tyler. 703 00:37:52,070 --> 00:37:54,130 Bye, girls. Thanks for coming. 704 00:37:55,650 --> 00:37:57,280 Mike, what are you doing here? 705 00:37:57,280 --> 00:38:00,300 - I'm here to pick up M.J. - But she said you couldn't make it. 706 00:38:00,300 --> 00:38:03,090 - She was picking him up for you. - Who? Susan? 707 00:38:03,090 --> 00:38:05,430 No, your neighbor Katherine. 708 00:38:05,430 --> 00:38:06,840 What?! 709 00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:12,790 Did I do something wrong? 710 00:38:25,250 --> 00:38:27,540 M.J.! 711 00:38:27,870 --> 00:38:29,430 Hi, daddy. 712 00:38:29,430 --> 00:38:30,720 I drove by Eileen's, 713 00:38:30,720 --> 00:38:32,430 And I... I saw my little buddy standing out there. 714 00:38:32,430 --> 00:38:34,630 He looked so forlorn. 715 00:38:39,780 --> 00:38:40,710 M.J., go home. 716 00:38:40,710 --> 00:38:42,830 I figured you were late at some job, 717 00:38:42,830 --> 00:38:45,790 - so I thought I'd do you a favor. - Now. 718 00:38:57,620 --> 00:39:00,030 What did I tell you? 719 00:39:01,180 --> 00:39:03,200 I needed to talk to him, Mike. 720 00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:05,310 He deserves to know the truth. 721 00:39:05,310 --> 00:39:07,280 His mother lies to him. 722 00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:10,830 He needs to know that what you and I had was real. 723 00:39:11,970 --> 00:39:14,860 You and I had nothing. 724 00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:17,870 How can you say that? 725 00:39:17,870 --> 00:39:19,700 It's true. 726 00:39:19,700 --> 00:39:22,380 The whole time I was with you, 727 00:39:22,730 --> 00:39:24,800 all I thought about was Susan. 728 00:39:24,930 --> 00:39:26,840 Every time I held you, 729 00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:29,730 every time I kissed you, 730 00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:32,800 all I was thinking was, 731 00:39:32,900 --> 00:39:35,150 God, I wish you were Susan. 732 00:39:49,540 --> 00:39:51,400 If you mean it, 733 00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:53,620 then please kill me. 734 00:39:54,580 --> 00:39:56,730 It would be less painful. 735 00:40:04,030 --> 00:40:06,530 I don't care enough about you to kill you. 736 00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:21,260 The world is a dangerous place, 737 00:40:21,260 --> 00:40:24,010 and we must learn to defend ourselves 738 00:40:24,010 --> 00:40:27,040 from those who want to hurt us... 739 00:40:30,570 --> 00:40:33,600 That stranger without a name... 740 00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:41,540 an employer who holds a grudge... 741 00:40:44,990 --> 00:40:48,330 the husband who won't let go. 742 00:40:49,570 --> 00:40:53,060 Yes, we all try to defend ourselves, 743 00:40:53,060 --> 00:40:55,950 so we won't get hurt. 744 00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:59,500 Yes, I need an ambulance right away, 745 00:40:59,500 --> 00:41:01,150 4356 Wisteria Lane. 746 00:41:01,150 --> 00:41:04,560 Please hurry. I'm losing a lot of blood. 747 00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:13,420 Until the moment we realize our pain... 748 00:41:14,700 --> 00:41:19,310 can hurt someone else.