1 00:00:01,702 --> 00:00:04,205 [lion roaring] 2 00:00:09,677 --> 00:00:12,146 [music playing] 3 00:00:14,448 --> 00:00:17,885 (CHORUS SINGING) First, you take a drum beat. 4 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:22,523 And then you add a clarinet. 5 00:00:22,623 --> 00:00:27,461 You sweeten with a trombone, then 6 00:00:27,628 --> 00:00:29,463 let the other cats get set. 7 00:00:31,999 --> 00:00:37,638 Season with a sprinkling of Gabriel's horn, and presto! 8 00:00:37,738 --> 00:00:40,841 A song is born! 9 00:01:39,267 --> 00:01:41,535 [street noise] 10 00:01:57,618 --> 00:01:58,486 [clarinet playing] 11 00:01:58,619 --> 00:02:00,921 [pushes button] 12 00:02:01,054 --> 00:02:03,557 [other instruments join in] 13 00:02:22,009 --> 00:02:22,810 They're here. 14 00:02:22,910 --> 00:02:23,611 They're here. 15 00:02:23,744 --> 00:02:24,578 They just drove up. 16 00:02:24,678 --> 00:02:26,146 Who is here? 17 00:02:26,247 --> 00:02:28,015 You know, whatchamacallit-- the lawyer for the foundation. 18 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:29,317 And Miss Totten's with him. 19 00:02:29,417 --> 00:02:30,251 [men groaning] 20 00:02:30,418 --> 00:02:31,819 I saw them getting out of the car. 21 00:02:31,919 --> 00:02:33,153 And this place looking like a flicker's nest. 22 00:02:33,287 --> 00:02:35,623 We're in for our semiannual wigging, I suppose. 23 00:02:35,756 --> 00:02:36,924 Put your coat on, Frisbee. 24 00:02:37,024 --> 00:02:39,126 Yeah, fix your tie, too. 25 00:02:39,260 --> 00:02:40,461 Fix your hair a little bit. 26 00:02:40,594 --> 00:02:41,595 It looks so funny. 27 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:42,530 Straighten him up. That's it. 28 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:43,664 What is all this nonsense? 29 00:02:43,764 --> 00:02:45,165 This nonsense is Miss Totten. 30 00:02:45,299 --> 00:02:47,368 And will you please smile at her. 31 00:02:47,501 --> 00:02:49,102 Gentlemen, this is very undignified. 32 00:02:49,203 --> 00:02:50,971 If you think you're being funny, I-- 33 00:02:51,104 --> 00:02:54,642 Good morning, gentlemen. 34 00:02:54,775 --> 00:02:55,943 Good morning, Miss Totten. 35 00:02:56,043 --> 00:02:57,144 - Good morning, Miss Totten. - Good morning. 36 00:02:57,278 --> 00:02:58,145 - Miss Totten. - Won't you sit here? 37 00:02:58,279 --> 00:02:59,880 Very nice day, Miss Totten. 38 00:02:59,980 --> 00:03:01,715 Would you like to speak, Miss Totten, or shall I? 39 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:03,016 No, you go ahead Mr. Setter. 40 00:03:03,116 --> 00:03:05,118 I will be brief as possible. 41 00:03:05,286 --> 00:03:08,989 Gentlemen, to date $283,000 have been expended on the writing 42 00:03:09,122 --> 00:03:11,359 of this history of music. 43 00:03:11,459 --> 00:03:13,294 I hope you realize that Miss Totten's father, 44 00:03:13,461 --> 00:03:17,498 the late Daniel S. Totten, left only a quarter of a million 45 00:03:17,631 --> 00:03:19,166 dollars for this project. 46 00:03:19,300 --> 00:03:22,803 Every additional penny has to come from Miss Totten's pocket. 47 00:03:22,870 --> 00:03:24,505 You've been at it for 10 years now. 48 00:03:24,638 --> 00:03:25,373 Nine! 49 00:03:25,473 --> 00:03:26,807 All right, nine. 50 00:03:26,907 --> 00:03:29,677 I want your frank estimate of how much longer you will take. 51 00:03:29,810 --> 00:03:31,912 Well, three years, maybe four. 52 00:03:32,012 --> 00:03:32,713 It cannot be! 53 00:03:32,846 --> 00:03:33,914 It just cannot be! 54 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:35,182 Oh, my dear Miss Totten, surely you 55 00:03:35,316 --> 00:03:36,650 don't want to discontinue your father's 56 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:38,552 great gesture towards human enlightenment, do you? 57 00:03:38,686 --> 00:03:39,387 Human enlightenment? 58 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:40,488 Nonsense, professor! 59 00:03:40,588 --> 00:03:42,656 My father was a disappointed musician. 60 00:03:42,756 --> 00:03:45,326 He was never able to master a single instrument. 61 00:03:45,426 --> 00:03:47,428 So he decided to manufacture pianos. 62 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:49,062 And because his name was not included 63 00:03:49,196 --> 00:03:51,265 with Steinway and Meyer and Chickering, 64 00:03:51,399 --> 00:03:52,733 he decided to finance this project. 65 00:03:52,866 --> 00:03:55,869 Exactly-- and you'll have to get it done with quickly. 66 00:03:56,003 --> 00:03:57,771 Slap it together. 67 00:03:57,905 --> 00:03:59,006 Excuse me, Mr. Setter. 68 00:03:59,106 --> 00:04:01,041 May I have a word? 69 00:04:01,174 --> 00:04:04,445 Hello, Professor Frisbee. 70 00:04:04,545 --> 00:04:06,013 Hello, Miss Totten. 71 00:04:06,113 --> 00:04:07,748 You said slap it together. 72 00:04:07,848 --> 00:04:09,249 We're not the slapping together kind. 73 00:04:09,383 --> 00:04:10,518 He's right. 74 00:04:10,618 --> 00:04:12,286 And this is not an ordinary encyclopedia of music. 75 00:04:12,420 --> 00:04:14,288 What's different about this, except that it's taking longer? 76 00:04:14,422 --> 00:04:16,724 Don't interrupt, Mr. Setter! 77 00:04:16,857 --> 00:04:19,360 In what way is this different, Professor Frisbee? 78 00:04:19,427 --> 00:04:21,562 Well, as far as I know, this is the first history of music 79 00:04:21,695 --> 00:04:23,697 which, in addition to its written volumes, 80 00:04:23,797 --> 00:04:25,933 will have albums of recorded music. 81 00:04:26,033 --> 00:04:28,536 Now in my own field of folk music-- 82 00:04:28,636 --> 00:04:29,370 I'm not interested. 83 00:04:29,470 --> 00:04:32,039 Don't interrupt, Mr. Setter. 84 00:04:32,139 --> 00:04:33,474 Go on, professor. 85 00:04:36,644 --> 00:04:38,912 I'm appealing to you, Miss Totten-- 86 00:04:39,046 --> 00:04:41,615 to your vision and to your heart. 87 00:04:41,715 --> 00:04:44,418 Perhaps I'm maybe a little inarticulate. 88 00:04:44,552 --> 00:04:47,388 But I've somehow always regarded you as-- 89 00:04:47,555 --> 00:04:52,393 [nervous laugh]---- you know what I mean, Miss Totten. 90 00:04:52,493 --> 00:04:53,827 Of course. 91 00:04:53,927 --> 00:04:56,229 Well, it was my father's dying wish, 92 00:04:56,330 --> 00:04:58,666 and you do make such an eloquent plea. 93 00:04:58,766 --> 00:05:00,100 But all this seems so useless. 94 00:05:00,233 --> 00:05:02,302 Exactly, it's not only useless, dull, 95 00:05:02,403 --> 00:05:04,405 unromantic, but unprofitable. 96 00:05:04,572 --> 00:05:06,640 My dear Mr. Setter, bringing the peoples of the world 97 00:05:06,740 --> 00:05:08,742 closer together through the universal language of music 98 00:05:08,842 --> 00:05:12,012 can hardly be termed useless, dull, and unromantic. 99 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:14,648 Our work is anything but that. 100 00:05:14,748 --> 00:05:15,749 It's often very exciting. 101 00:05:15,849 --> 00:05:16,984 Oh, fiddlesticks, 102 00:05:17,084 --> 00:05:18,586 Yes, even emotional. 103 00:05:18,686 --> 00:05:19,787 Really? 104 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:21,422 Yes, Miss Totten. 105 00:05:21,489 --> 00:05:24,992 We-- only the other day, we were recording a Polynesian chant, 106 00:05:25,125 --> 00:05:25,926 love chant. 107 00:05:26,026 --> 00:05:26,794 West Indian, wasn't it? 108 00:05:26,927 --> 00:05:28,261 Samoan, I believe. 109 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:29,630 Get to the point. 110 00:05:29,763 --> 00:05:32,099 The point is, Mr. Setter, the chant was exciting 111 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:33,767 and it was emotional. 112 00:05:33,867 --> 00:05:37,505 It concerned itself with the relation of music to courtship. 113 00:05:37,605 --> 00:05:38,506 Courtship? 114 00:05:38,639 --> 00:05:39,973 My dear Frisbee, if you think that-- 115 00:05:40,107 --> 00:05:42,776 There just a minute, Mr. Setter. 116 00:05:42,876 --> 00:05:44,378 I'm very interested, Professor. 117 00:05:44,512 --> 00:05:47,648 Well, perhaps we can demonstrate it for Miss Totten. 118 00:05:47,781 --> 00:05:49,116 Yes, let's demonstrate it. 119 00:05:49,216 --> 00:05:51,118 Oh, I don't think that would be the logical thing. 120 00:05:51,218 --> 00:05:52,720 It's a very good idea. 121 00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:54,187 Oh, please, please do. 122 00:05:54,287 --> 00:05:56,023 I'd love to hear it. 123 00:05:56,156 --> 00:05:57,658 Well, all right, gentlemen, if you'd-- 124 00:05:57,791 --> 00:05:58,492 Yes! 125 00:05:58,626 --> 00:06:01,294 Let's do it. 126 00:06:01,462 --> 00:06:04,865 Now Miss Totten, imagine the setting in an island courtship. 127 00:06:04,965 --> 00:06:06,133 There's a vacant hut. 128 00:06:06,299 --> 00:06:08,368 The nuptial hut all bedecked with flowers. 129 00:06:08,469 --> 00:06:12,706 And nearby, a maiden awaits the arrival of her lover. 130 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:14,007 Oh, excuse me. 131 00:06:14,141 --> 00:06:16,544 Professor Oddly, you will be the maiden. 132 00:06:16,644 --> 00:06:18,011 Professor-- Professor Frisbee, I-- 133 00:06:18,145 --> 00:06:18,846 Oddly. 134 00:06:21,415 --> 00:06:22,716 Must I, Professor Frisbee? 135 00:06:22,816 --> 00:06:25,318 If you will just stand over there, Oddly, please. 136 00:06:25,419 --> 00:06:27,020 Now Miss Totten, as the lover approaches 137 00:06:27,154 --> 00:06:28,255 from the opposite side of the village, 138 00:06:28,355 --> 00:06:30,390 he is laden down with gifts. 139 00:06:30,524 --> 00:06:32,726 And the beating of the drums signalizes 140 00:06:32,860 --> 00:06:34,495 the beginning of the courtship. 141 00:06:34,595 --> 00:06:40,501 [drum sounding] 142 00:06:40,601 --> 00:06:43,937 As he comes nearer the village, his relatives 143 00:06:44,037 --> 00:06:44,872 take up the drumming. 144 00:06:47,875 --> 00:06:53,113 Then he spies the maiden and calls to her, and she answers. 145 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:54,414 Professor? 146 00:06:54,548 --> 00:06:57,751 Would you give us the maiden call, please? 147 00:06:57,885 --> 00:07:01,054 [maiden call sounding] 148 00:07:01,188 --> 00:07:02,890 That's the maiden call. 149 00:07:03,023 --> 00:07:05,759 Now imagine I'm coming around the corner of the hut. 150 00:07:13,133 --> 00:07:14,735 He spies the maiden. 151 00:07:18,138 --> 00:07:21,575 (SINGING) [non-english speech] 152 00:07:27,314 --> 00:07:29,950 Uh, just one moment, gentlemen. 153 00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:32,586 Oddly, that was quite adequate for the recording. 154 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:35,723 But I feel the air of reality is somewhat strained here. 155 00:07:35,889 --> 00:07:38,158 But Professor Frisbee, I didn't want to do it anyways. 156 00:07:38,258 --> 00:07:39,493 Oh, I know that, Oddly. 157 00:07:39,627 --> 00:07:41,729 Professor, perhaps I could? 158 00:07:41,829 --> 00:07:44,998 Very well, if you will just stand here, Miss Totten. 159 00:07:45,132 --> 00:07:46,934 And when I give you the mating call-- 160 00:07:47,067 --> 00:07:48,301 Yes? 161 00:07:48,401 --> 00:07:50,938 --you give it right back to me. 162 00:07:51,071 --> 00:07:55,743 Now imagine I'm coming around the corner of the same hut. 163 00:07:55,843 --> 00:07:58,345 [drums sounding] 164 00:08:03,584 --> 00:08:05,953 [SINGING MATING CALL) [non-english speech] 165 00:08:06,086 --> 00:08:07,120 (singing mating call off key, voice 166 00:08:07,254 --> 00:08:09,422 cracking) [non-english speech] 167 00:08:09,523 --> 00:08:12,526 (CHORUS SINGING) [non-english speech] 168 00:08:13,927 --> 00:08:16,029 No. 169 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:18,699 May I interrupt just one moment? 170 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:20,300 I'm afraid, Miss Totten, you'll have 171 00:08:20,433 --> 00:08:22,836 to employ a great deal more abandon, 172 00:08:22,936 --> 00:08:24,772 both in voice and posture. 173 00:08:24,938 --> 00:08:27,641 Oh, I neglected to tell you about the posture. 174 00:08:27,775 --> 00:08:32,279 It's the native position, being somewhat more like this. 175 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:34,314 And it has a-- 176 00:08:34,447 --> 00:08:36,449 yes, that's fine, Miss Totten. 177 00:08:36,550 --> 00:08:39,820 Now imagine I'm coming around the corner of the hut. 178 00:08:39,953 --> 00:08:42,355 [drums sounding] 179 00:08:45,959 --> 00:08:48,696 (SINGING MATING CALL) [non-english speech] 180 00:08:49,963 --> 00:08:51,899 (SINGING MATING CALL) [non-english speech] 181 00:08:51,999 --> 00:08:53,200 Oh, that's fine, Miss Totten. 182 00:08:53,333 --> 00:08:55,235 It's a considerable improvement. 183 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:57,838 Now more abandon, Miss Totten. 184 00:08:57,971 --> 00:08:59,139 Yes. 185 00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:01,074 Now as the man nears the maiden, the beat 186 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:03,410 of the drums intensifies. 187 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,813 The fever of the music has entered into his blood. 188 00:09:05,913 --> 00:09:09,216 His nostrils are distended and his eyes are gleamed. 189 00:09:09,316 --> 00:09:10,483 And the singing goes on like this. 190 00:09:10,651 --> 00:09:11,819 (GRUNTING) Yeah! Oh! 191 00:09:11,919 --> 00:09:12,820 Oh! Oh! 192 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:13,754 Yeah! Oh! 193 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:14,588 Oh! 194 00:09:14,722 --> 00:09:15,723 Oh! 195 00:09:15,823 --> 00:09:18,325 [speaking] Oh, dear, I'm sorry, Miss Totten. 196 00:09:18,425 --> 00:09:21,094 I'm merely assuming the role of the lover 197 00:09:21,194 --> 00:09:23,363 and you, the role of the maiden. 198 00:09:23,496 --> 00:09:27,400 I-- oh, this call is the lovers' greeting. 199 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:31,438 And it is accomplished by the diaphramatic pressure 200 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:36,777 so necessary to the primitive sound in this fashion. 201 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:45,352 [grunting] Would you try that, Miss Totten, please? 202 00:09:45,452 --> 00:09:50,090 [grunting] 203 00:09:50,190 --> 00:09:51,692 Oh, that's very good, Miss Totten. 204 00:09:51,792 --> 00:09:54,427 You seem to have caught the spirit quite well. 205 00:09:54,527 --> 00:09:56,429 Now would you try that once with me? 206 00:09:56,563 --> 00:09:59,032 [drumming and grunting] 207 00:10:10,377 --> 00:10:12,045 (SINGING MATING CALL) [non-english speech] 208 00:10:23,824 --> 00:10:25,993 [grunting] 209 00:10:27,394 --> 00:10:31,665 [speaking] Uh, that's fine, Miss Totten. 210 00:10:31,765 --> 00:10:35,235 Miss Totten? 211 00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:37,437 I don't like to interrupt, Miss Totten. 212 00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:41,408 [stumbling to find words] 213 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:42,943 Miss Totten? 214 00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:44,644 I don't like to interrupt. 215 00:10:44,745 --> 00:10:47,247 But you've caught the spirit extremely well, Miss Totten. 216 00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:49,149 Now from this point on, the dance just 217 00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:51,985 continues until the lover takes the maiden in his arms 218 00:10:52,119 --> 00:10:53,586 and carries her away. 219 00:10:53,687 --> 00:10:56,656 But I don't think there's any point in demonstrating that. 220 00:10:56,757 --> 00:10:59,426 It was wonderful, simply wonderful! 221 00:10:59,592 --> 00:11:01,261 Miss Totten, I thought you had decided-- 222 00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:02,162 I liked it. 223 00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:03,663 I liked it! 224 00:11:03,797 --> 00:11:05,866 Oh, professor, the work at the foundation must continue. 225 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:07,300 I'll see to that. 226 00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:09,036 Miss Totten, you forgot your-- 227 00:11:09,136 --> 00:11:09,837 Oh, thank you. 228 00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:10,537 --bag. 229 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,439 Oh, goodbye, professor. 230 00:11:12,539 --> 00:11:13,774 And thank you! 231 00:11:13,874 --> 00:11:16,043 I enjoyed every second of it. 232 00:11:16,143 --> 00:11:18,511 [grunts] 233 00:11:18,645 --> 00:11:21,114 Miss Totten, you know that your previous intention-- 234 00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:24,985 [grunting] 235 00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:26,319 Most amazing performance. 236 00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:27,855 We are very much indebted to you, Frisbee. 237 00:11:27,955 --> 00:11:28,555 I don't know, Jim. 238 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,323 And I don't know-- 239 00:11:30,457 --> 00:11:31,992 I don't know whether our behavior 240 00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:34,227 was in keeping with the seriousness of our work. 241 00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:35,528 - Oh, well-- - Oh. 242 00:11:35,662 --> 00:11:37,998 However, I do feel our actions were justified. 243 00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:39,366 We beg your pardon, gentlemen. 244 00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:40,467 Yes, indeed. 245 00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:42,502 We-- we hope you don't mind. 246 00:11:42,635 --> 00:11:43,804 We came through the window. 247 00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:44,537 Who are you? 248 00:11:44,637 --> 00:11:45,873 We're the window washers. 249 00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:46,573 Oh! 250 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:47,975 What is it you want? 251 00:11:48,075 --> 00:11:50,210 Well, you gentlemen are long hairs, aren't you? 252 00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:51,478 Well, I hadn't noticed. 253 00:11:51,578 --> 00:11:52,913 I don't know that it's particularly long. 254 00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:54,982 This place got some connection with music, ain't it? 255 00:11:55,082 --> 00:11:55,816 Well, there's some. 256 00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:57,217 Some. 257 00:11:57,317 --> 00:11:58,919 Well, we've been watching on the other side for a couple of days 258 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:00,020 and listening to you. 259 00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:01,922 We figured maybe you could help us out. 260 00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:02,890 In what way? 261 00:12:03,023 --> 00:12:04,825 With this quiz program on the radio. 262 00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:05,558 What is it? 263 00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:06,827 It's a musical quiz. 264 00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:08,195 It has questions and answers, and you've 265 00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:09,329 got to play the tune. 266 00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:10,563 Maybe we should have got a radio. 267 00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:12,499 Well, just what is your trouble? 268 00:12:12,599 --> 00:12:14,101 I can play the answers if I know the answers. 269 00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:16,870 But he can't play them if he don't know them. 270 00:12:17,004 --> 00:12:17,905 That's logical. 271 00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:19,372 Have you got the questions with you? 272 00:12:19,506 --> 00:12:20,207 He's got 'em. 273 00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:21,108 Yes. 274 00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:22,575 Here it is, right here. 275 00:12:22,709 --> 00:12:25,045 Question-- first question is number one. 276 00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:26,079 And it says. 277 00:12:26,213 --> 00:12:28,782 "What eminent contro-- contra--" 278 00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:31,418 What eminent contrapuntalist literally gave 279 00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:32,786 his name to a musical work? 280 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:33,420 Oh. 281 00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:34,687 That is obvious. 282 00:12:34,788 --> 00:12:36,023 Oh, yeah, that would be my department-- 283 00:12:36,123 --> 00:12:37,357 Johann Sebastian Bach. 284 00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:38,725 - Pleased to meet you. - How do you do? 285 00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:39,726 How are you, Mr. Bach. 286 00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:40,560 How are you doing, Mr. Bach? 287 00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:42,129 I'm not Mr. Bach! 288 00:12:42,229 --> 00:12:44,564 Mr. Bach was born in Eisenach in Germany in the year 1750 289 00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:46,699 and died in 1685. 290 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:48,235 Are you sure about that, Mister? 291 00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:49,569 Yes, I'm sure he died. 292 00:12:49,702 --> 00:12:50,971 They buried him on account of that, you see. 293 00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:52,705 Well, the way you got it, he didn't even get born. 294 00:12:52,806 --> 00:12:53,941 Oh, well, maybe I'm wrong. 295 00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:57,544 He was born in 1685 and died in 1750. 296 00:12:57,644 --> 00:12:59,246 Mr. Bach wrote beautiful music, beautiful music. 297 00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:00,313 He makes good beer, too. 298 00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:01,214 That's right? 299 00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:02,615 I didn't know that yet. 300 00:13:02,715 --> 00:13:03,884 The conversation referred to is a fugue written 301 00:13:03,984 --> 00:13:06,619 by Mr. Bach with the letters of his name, 302 00:13:06,719 --> 00:13:10,891 B flat, A, C, and B natural. 303 00:13:11,058 --> 00:13:14,061 B, A, C, B-- 304 00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:15,328 Bach? 305 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:16,830 Doesn't sound right, does it? 306 00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:18,231 I'm asking you! 307 00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:20,667 The Germans, of course, use the letter H for our B natural, 308 00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:22,635 meaning B-flat when they say B. 309 00:13:22,769 --> 00:13:24,471 Oh, Mister, I don't need all of that. 310 00:13:24,604 --> 00:13:25,772 He just needs to know the tune. 311 00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:27,407 You mean just a few bars for recognition? 312 00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:28,675 That's it. 313 00:13:28,775 --> 00:13:30,577 I'd be very happy to play it for you. 314 00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:40,921 [piano playing] 315 00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:41,788 There you are. 316 00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:43,090 Is that all there is to it? 317 00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:44,791 That's all there is, just the four notes. 318 00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:46,593 Well, I'm going to lay some stuff in my left hand 319 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:47,794 and the bass, there. 320 00:13:47,928 --> 00:13:49,329 When I give you the nod with my head, 321 00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:50,597 you give me them four notes up there. 322 00:13:50,697 --> 00:13:51,631 Very good. 323 00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:54,201 [playing blues piano] 324 00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:16,189 Most unusual. 325 00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:17,624 It's amazing. 326 00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:19,626 A very remarkable construction in the bass pattern. 327 00:14:19,726 --> 00:14:20,660 You think so? 328 00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:21,962 I'd like to hear more of it. 329 00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:23,796 Well, I can't do much with this Bob guy. 330 00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:25,999 No, he's too square. 331 00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:28,401 Maybe the next cat's got a little more beat. 332 00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:29,736 Who's got the next question? 333 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,038 He's got it over there. 334 00:14:31,138 --> 00:14:31,804 Frisbee? 335 00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:32,973 The second question, please. 336 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:33,640 Hm? 337 00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:36,076 Oh, I-- yes, right here. 338 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,678 "What bit of African terpsichore came from the pen 339 00:14:38,811 --> 00:14:40,213 of a Norwegian composer?" 340 00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:41,414 That would be you. 341 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:42,715 That is easy. 342 00:14:42,849 --> 00:14:44,551 That would be Anitra's Dance. 343 00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:46,353 You know the melody, Magenbruch. 344 00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:47,687 Yes, I know it. 345 00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:51,224 "Anitra's Dance" is from Grieg's incidental music 346 00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:53,860 for Ibsen's "Peer Gynt." 347 00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:55,895 Would you like to play it for us, Magenbruch? 348 00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:58,431 [playing "anitra's dance"] 349 00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:00,934 [several men hum along] 350 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:04,237 Lovely melody. 351 00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:06,606 Oh, I heard that before. 352 00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:10,410 Will you play it again, fellows, please? 353 00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:11,778 It will be very interesting to note what 354 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,746 he accomplishes with this one. 355 00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:14,681 Yeah, that's right. 356 00:15:14,847 --> 00:15:15,748 I think I got it. 357 00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:17,217 Now play it once more for me. 358 00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:20,020 ["ANITRA'S DANCE" MELODY OVER PIANO JAZZ] 359 00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:32,732 [piano gradually accelerates] 360 00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:35,368 [CLARINET STOPS, PIANO HAS TAKEN OVER] 361 00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:31,124 Very good. 362 00:16:31,258 --> 00:16:31,758 Very good. 363 00:16:31,858 --> 00:16:33,093 Wow. 364 00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:35,695 Reminds me of the "Chaconne ou Passacaille," 365 00:16:35,862 --> 00:16:38,865 except that the amazing variations on the melody 366 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:41,434 depend so much on their peculiar passing 367 00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:42,702 forms and leading notes. 368 00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:45,038 It is a curious combination of harmonium-- 369 00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:47,307 It moves constantly on the tonic and subdominant. 370 00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:49,942 I particularly noticed a double quadruple figuration. 371 00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:51,211 I didn't do all that, did I? 372 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,180 I was just playing boogie woogie. 373 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:54,681 - Boogie woogie, what's that? - What is boogie woogie? 374 00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:56,449 You never heard of that? Never heard of boogie woogie? 375 00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:59,186 Well, you see, we've been shut in here for a long time. 376 00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:00,387 Too long. 377 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,355 Has this boogie woogie been going on for some time? 378 00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:03,456 Man alive. 379 00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:05,492 And are there any other forms of this new folk 380 00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:06,726 music besides that? 381 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,729 Sure, there's swing, jive, jump, blues, 382 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,898 two beat Dixie, rebop, and-- 383 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,233 Well, what's that? 384 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:15,202 Lee bop a da boobity, la da va de dee, rebop? 385 00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:18,871 - Rebop. - Yeah. 386 00:17:19,005 --> 00:17:20,073 Amazing! 387 00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:21,874 Did you hear that, Professor Frisbee? 388 00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:24,344 And your book on folk music is almost finished. 389 00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:27,380 Gentlemen, I'm an idiot, an absolute idiot! 390 00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:29,149 And I'm terribly grateful to both of you 391 00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:30,583 for making me aware of it. 392 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,852 Do you realize that since we've been cooped up here, 393 00:17:32,919 --> 00:17:36,089 music has changed, and changed considerably. 394 00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:38,891 I've been completely unaware of this situation. 395 00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:40,993 However, I intend to rectify it immediately. 396 00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:41,928 What are you going to do? 397 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:42,895 I don't know. 398 00:17:42,995 --> 00:17:44,097 I don't know. 399 00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:46,833 I think perhaps the only solution is-- 400 00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:48,268 gentlemen, I'm going out. 401 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:49,436 Out? 402 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:51,204 Out-- out into the world, out of this house, 403 00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:53,506 out to tap the major sources of this new music. 404 00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:54,541 Oogie boogie? 405 00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:55,842 - Two beat Dixie? - Jump? 406 00:17:55,942 --> 00:17:57,244 - Jive? - Swing? 407 00:17:57,344 --> 00:17:58,178 Blues? 408 00:17:58,278 --> 00:18:01,614 Rebop a da boobity da dip, rebop? 409 00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:02,782 Exactly. 410 00:18:02,882 --> 00:18:04,217 And I should be leaving now. 411 00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:04,784 Oh. 412 00:18:04,951 --> 00:18:05,885 He's going out. 413 00:18:05,952 --> 00:18:07,554 I should like to go, too. 414 00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:08,888 Frisbee, could I go with you? 415 00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:09,856 Why couldn't we all go? 416 00:18:09,956 --> 00:18:10,890 Oh, I don't know. 417 00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:12,125 Yes, Frisbee, why couldn't we? 418 00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:13,593 No, really, please gentlemen. 419 00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:15,695 No, as much as I would love to have you come along, 420 00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:16,929 it was my oversight. 421 00:18:17,063 --> 00:18:18,965 And you'd be losing a full day's work. 422 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,367 After all, this is my field. 423 00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:22,235 Just where would you go, Frisbee? 424 00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:24,804 I'm going out to the nightclubs, the dance halls-- 425 00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:26,038 yes, even the honky tonks. 426 00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:27,407 Well, aren't you frightened? 427 00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:28,708 No. 428 00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:29,809 Goodbye, Alfini. 429 00:18:29,976 --> 00:18:31,378 Goodbye, Frisbee. - Good luck. 430 00:18:31,478 --> 00:18:31,978 Goodbye. 431 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,646 Good luck to you. 432 00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:36,115 Oh, would you mind leaving the key under the mat? 433 00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:38,385 I may not be home until nine this evening. 434 00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:39,286 Uh, goodbye. 435 00:18:39,386 --> 00:18:40,086 Goodbye. 436 00:18:42,989 --> 00:18:45,292 Goodbye. 437 00:18:45,392 --> 00:18:48,828 I'm worried about the whole thing. 438 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:51,164 [street noise] 439 00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:54,634 [whistling] 440 00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:55,502 Uh-- 441 00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:56,569 Hi ya, bud. 442 00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:57,837 Hi. 443 00:18:57,937 --> 00:18:59,239 Oh, I beg your pardon. 444 00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:00,940 Could you tell me what time the music starts? 445 00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:02,242 You're pretty early, fella. 446 00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:03,610 The joint don't open for another couple of hours. 447 00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:04,744 Another couple of-- 448 00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:05,578 thank you. 449 00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:06,446 Thank you. 450 00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:08,981 [jazz music playing] 451 00:20:02,669 --> 00:20:03,670 Oh, how do you do? 452 00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:04,971 Mr. eh-- - Mel Powell. 453 00:20:05,071 --> 00:20:05,872 Mel Powell? 454 00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:06,839 How do-- how do you do? 455 00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:08,040 My name is-- 456 00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:08,908 Frisbee. 457 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,243 --Frisbee. 458 00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:12,245 And this card is self-explanatory, Mr. Powell. 459 00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:14,914 We're conducting a round table of research. 460 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:18,017 And we'd like very much for you to attend. 461 00:20:18,084 --> 00:20:20,587 [jazz music playing] 462 00:21:04,731 --> 00:21:07,133 [MUSIC TRANSITIONS TO A NEW SONG] 463 00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:17,544 (SINGING) --blind man stood on the way and cried. 464 00:21:17,644 --> 00:21:31,157 The blind man stood on the way and cried, cried. 465 00:21:31,324 --> 00:21:34,494 Well, old Blind Barnabas stood on the way. 466 00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:36,763 Blind Barnabas stood on the way. 467 00:21:36,829 --> 00:21:40,833 Well, old Blind Barnabas stood on the way, blind, oh Lordy, 468 00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:42,168 have mercy on me. 469 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:44,737 Well, in my God's Bible in the book of James, 470 00:21:44,837 --> 00:21:47,273 Christ was a healing the crippled and the lame, 471 00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:50,943 giving the poor and the needy bread, healing the sick 472 00:21:51,077 --> 00:21:52,345 and raising the dead. 473 00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:54,581 Well they, tell me when he passed through Galilee, 474 00:21:54,681 --> 00:21:57,584 he passed by a man that couldn't see. 475 00:21:57,684 --> 00:22:00,152 The man was blind and crippled from birth. 476 00:22:00,252 --> 00:22:02,121 Tell me that his name was Blind Barnabas. 477 00:22:02,254 --> 00:22:05,257 When Barnabas heard that the Lord was nigh, 478 00:22:05,358 --> 00:22:07,326 he fell on his knees and began to cry. 479 00:22:07,427 --> 00:22:11,163 Crying oh, thou man of Galilee, great God almighty, 480 00:22:11,297 --> 00:22:14,033 have mercy on me. 481 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:16,669 [music transitions] 482 00:22:45,131 --> 00:22:47,967 [crowd noise] 483 00:22:48,067 --> 00:22:48,968 [clapping] 484 00:22:51,237 --> 00:22:51,971 Yeah! 485 00:24:03,409 --> 00:24:06,479 [applause] 486 00:24:10,983 --> 00:24:13,285 [car horn sounds] 487 00:24:13,419 --> 00:24:15,888 [jazz music playing] 488 00:24:32,338 --> 00:24:34,841 [applause] 489 00:24:49,756 --> 00:24:54,761 (SINGING) Daddy-o, I'm going to teach you some blues. 490 00:24:57,530 --> 00:25:04,370 From now on, that's all you'll be able to use. 491 00:25:04,470 --> 00:25:07,273 Do you hear me, Daddy-o? 492 00:25:07,373 --> 00:25:09,642 I'm going to teach you some blues. 493 00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:15,982 However you wanted it, I say your song. 494 00:25:16,048 --> 00:25:19,719 Whenever you wanted me, I tagged along. 495 00:25:19,886 --> 00:25:24,557 But that lipstick on your shirt isn't mine, so I'm getting off. 496 00:25:24,657 --> 00:25:27,159 It's the end of the line. 497 00:25:27,226 --> 00:25:29,662 Do you hear me, Daddy-o? 498 00:25:29,796 --> 00:25:31,898 I'm going to teach you some blues. 499 00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:36,068 (MALE CHORUS SINGING) He told you 500 00:25:36,202 --> 00:25:38,871 that a woman was his religion. 501 00:25:39,005 --> 00:25:42,508 But I didn't hear him mention that he meant them all. 502 00:25:42,642 --> 00:25:44,310 (MALE CHORUS SINGING) So now where you're concerned 503 00:25:44,410 --> 00:25:46,078 he's just a dead pigeon. 504 00:25:46,245 --> 00:25:50,316 Well, I've got to be the only filly in the stall. 505 00:25:50,416 --> 00:25:52,251 (MALE CHORUS SINGING) You've got a lot of fish 506 00:25:52,351 --> 00:25:53,720 a-waiting round to nibble. 507 00:25:53,853 --> 00:25:57,189 And your baby's got a mind that they can't overload. 508 00:25:57,323 --> 00:26:00,192 (MALE CHORUS SINGING) So baby, ooh, you're hardly in the mood 509 00:26:00,326 --> 00:26:01,728 to quibble. 510 00:26:01,861 --> 00:26:04,764 Uh huh, he'll make me very happy if he'll hit the road. 511 00:26:04,897 --> 00:26:08,668 You gave me the run around and that was wrong. 512 00:26:08,768 --> 00:26:12,438 You wanted to run around, so run along. 513 00:26:12,571 --> 00:26:15,507 If we never meet again, it's too soon. 514 00:26:15,608 --> 00:26:19,578 And I'll make a bet you'll be changing your tune. 515 00:26:19,679 --> 00:26:22,281 Do you hear me, Daddy-o? 516 00:26:22,414 --> 00:26:24,751 I'm going to teach you some blues. 517 00:26:38,798 --> 00:26:42,534 However you wanted it, I sang your song. 518 00:26:42,635 --> 00:26:46,072 Whenever you wanted me, I tagged along. 519 00:26:46,138 --> 00:26:51,077 But that lipstick on your shirt isn't mine, so I'm getting off. 520 00:26:51,210 --> 00:26:53,379 It's the end of the line. 521 00:26:53,479 --> 00:26:55,915 Do you hear me, Daddy-o? 522 00:26:55,982 --> 00:26:58,150 I'm going to teach you some blues. 523 00:27:01,253 --> 00:27:05,057 I'll teach you. 524 00:27:05,157 --> 00:27:08,828 I'll teach you. 525 00:27:08,928 --> 00:27:11,497 I'll teach you. 526 00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:14,433 I'm going to teach you some blues. 527 00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:17,503 [applause] 528 00:27:26,345 --> 00:27:27,113 Come on, quick! 529 00:27:27,179 --> 00:27:27,947 Quick is right! 530 00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:28,981 What's the fever? 531 00:27:29,115 --> 00:27:30,149 Miss, we'd better take it on the lam. 532 00:27:30,282 --> 00:27:31,283 They're looking for you! 533 00:27:31,417 --> 00:27:32,184 Wait a minute. 534 00:27:32,318 --> 00:27:33,452 Who's looking for me? 535 00:27:33,519 --> 00:27:34,253 The district attorney. 536 00:27:34,353 --> 00:27:35,788 Why? 537 00:27:35,922 --> 00:27:36,989 You got to get dressed and get out of here before they 538 00:27:37,123 --> 00:27:38,257 slap a subpoenee on you. - A subpoena? 539 00:27:38,357 --> 00:27:39,525 Shh! Come on. 540 00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:40,526 We'll talk about in in the dressing room. 541 00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:42,528 Why can't you tell me here? 542 00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:44,463 Now what is all this subpoena business? 543 00:27:44,530 --> 00:27:45,832 It's on account of Tony? 544 00:27:45,965 --> 00:27:47,533 - What happened to him? - Nothing. 545 00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:49,035 But something happened to Ernie Hart. 546 00:27:49,168 --> 00:27:50,636 Ernie Hart? 547 00:27:50,703 --> 00:27:52,471 Oh, I told Tony not to monkey with him. 548 00:27:52,604 --> 00:27:53,605 Well, he won't anymore. 549 00:27:53,706 --> 00:27:55,207 The funeral's tomorrow. 550 00:27:55,307 --> 00:27:56,709 But Tony didn't have nothing to do with it, did he, Monty? 551 00:27:56,843 --> 00:27:57,777 Oh, no! 552 00:27:57,877 --> 00:27:59,045 Tony's as innocent as the new-mown hay. 553 00:27:59,145 --> 00:28:00,479 Who said Tony had anything to do with it? 554 00:28:00,546 --> 00:28:01,280 He was framed, honey. 555 00:28:01,380 --> 00:28:02,681 Hones, he was. 556 00:28:02,815 --> 00:28:03,816 The DA's trying to pin it on him just because they 557 00:28:03,883 --> 00:28:05,317 found that ring near the body. 558 00:28:05,451 --> 00:28:06,618 What ring? 559 00:28:06,719 --> 00:28:08,020 That ring you gave Tony for his birthday. 560 00:28:08,154 --> 00:28:09,722 Yeah, it was a little too big for him, remember? 561 00:28:09,856 --> 00:28:11,824 Well, it slipped off, and Tony lost it someplace. 562 00:28:11,891 --> 00:28:14,160 That's why you got to beat it, and stay under cover. 563 00:28:14,293 --> 00:28:15,294 What for? 564 00:28:15,394 --> 00:28:16,829 What's it got to do with me? 565 00:28:16,896 --> 00:28:18,564 Well, right now, they can't prove that ring was Tony's. 566 00:28:18,731 --> 00:28:20,566 But when the DA finds out you bought it, 567 00:28:20,666 --> 00:28:22,368 and everybody knows about you and Tony, 568 00:28:22,501 --> 00:28:23,669 well, it'd look awful bad for him. 569 00:28:23,803 --> 00:28:26,305 You're what they call a maternal witness. 570 00:28:26,405 --> 00:28:28,574 Tony mixed up in a murder. 571 00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:30,042 I don't believe it. 572 00:28:30,142 --> 00:28:31,310 Well, we've got to get you out of here before they 573 00:28:31,410 --> 00:28:32,478 slap a subponee on you. 574 00:28:32,578 --> 00:28:35,214 [knocking on door] 575 00:28:35,314 --> 00:28:36,648 Who is it? 576 00:28:36,749 --> 00:28:38,484 Uh, I'd like to have a few words with you in regard 577 00:28:38,584 --> 00:28:40,186 to an investigation I'm conducting. 578 00:28:40,252 --> 00:28:42,088 Uh, just a minute. 579 00:28:42,221 --> 00:28:42,721 Let him in. 580 00:28:42,855 --> 00:28:43,756 We'll handle him. 581 00:28:49,261 --> 00:28:50,196 Yeah? 582 00:28:50,329 --> 00:28:51,063 How do you do, Miss Swanson. 583 00:28:51,197 --> 00:28:52,198 Hello. 584 00:28:52,331 --> 00:28:54,100 I hate to intrude like this, but this inquiry 585 00:28:54,233 --> 00:28:55,567 is really very important. 586 00:28:55,667 --> 00:28:56,502 Get this. 587 00:28:56,602 --> 00:28:57,536 I don't know from nothing. 588 00:28:57,669 --> 00:28:58,838 Oh, but I'm sure you do. 589 00:28:58,938 --> 00:29:00,606 You could probably help me more than anyone. 590 00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:02,241 All I would like is a little of your time, 591 00:29:02,341 --> 00:29:03,342 say an hour or so a day. 592 00:29:03,442 --> 00:29:05,444 Say, are you a cop, or aren't you? 593 00:29:05,577 --> 00:29:06,745 A-- a cop? 594 00:29:06,879 --> 00:29:07,880 No, I'm not a cop. 595 00:29:07,947 --> 00:29:09,515 Well, then what are you selling? 596 00:29:09,615 --> 00:29:11,383 Selling? 597 00:29:11,517 --> 00:29:12,418 Nothing. 598 00:29:12,551 --> 00:29:13,719 I'm from the Totten Foundation. 599 00:29:13,853 --> 00:29:15,187 I don't wear any. 600 00:29:15,287 --> 00:29:17,689 Oh, no, no, I'm Professional Frisbee at the Totten 601 00:29:17,790 --> 00:29:18,791 Musical Foundation. 602 00:29:18,958 --> 00:29:20,059 Oh. 603 00:29:20,126 --> 00:29:21,961 Well, then what is this investigation, professor? 604 00:29:22,094 --> 00:29:24,430 Oh, well, it concerns itself with modern jazz and 605 00:29:24,563 --> 00:29:27,800 other forms of popular music. 606 00:29:27,934 --> 00:29:29,135 I'd like you to help me. 607 00:29:29,268 --> 00:29:29,969 Would you mind? 608 00:29:30,102 --> 00:29:30,803 Yes, I would. 609 00:29:30,937 --> 00:29:32,104 Bye. 610 00:29:32,204 --> 00:29:33,605 Well, in case you change your mind, here's my card. 611 00:29:33,739 --> 00:29:34,941 It's-- - OK, yeah. 612 00:29:35,074 --> 00:29:36,542 It's the address of the foundation and also my-- 613 00:29:36,642 --> 00:29:37,409 - Goodbye! - --address. 614 00:29:37,476 --> 00:29:38,077 - Goodbye! - I-- 615 00:29:38,210 --> 00:29:44,583 [door slams] 616 00:29:44,716 --> 00:29:46,485 Honey Swanson? 617 00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:48,787 What do you want? 618 00:29:48,921 --> 00:29:49,455 Oh. 619 00:29:49,588 --> 00:29:50,456 Just put the coat on. 620 00:29:50,589 --> 00:29:52,458 We'll get out the window. 621 00:29:52,591 --> 00:29:53,325 Right in there. 622 00:29:57,663 --> 00:29:59,165 [knocking on door] 623 00:29:59,331 --> 00:30:00,232 Open up. 624 00:30:00,332 --> 00:30:02,668 District attorney's office. 625 00:30:02,801 --> 00:30:04,837 [rattles door knob] 626 00:30:06,338 --> 00:30:08,774 [banging] 627 00:30:16,582 --> 00:30:17,749 Where to? 628 00:30:17,850 --> 00:30:20,152 Just keep cruising, Jack. 629 00:30:20,252 --> 00:30:21,253 Where are we going? 630 00:30:21,353 --> 00:30:23,455 Well, how about that warehouse on West 11th? 631 00:30:23,589 --> 00:30:24,456 No, too many rats. 632 00:30:24,590 --> 00:30:25,457 Say-- wait a minute. 633 00:30:25,591 --> 00:30:26,592 Where are you taking me? 634 00:30:26,692 --> 00:30:27,526 We can't take you to your place. 635 00:30:27,693 --> 00:30:28,760 They'll have it covered. 636 00:30:28,861 --> 00:30:30,029 But you live someplace, don't you? 637 00:30:30,162 --> 00:30:30,762 Yeah, sure. 638 00:30:30,863 --> 00:30:32,498 And the cops know where. 639 00:30:32,598 --> 00:30:33,765 I thought of a hotel, but they'll 640 00:30:33,866 --> 00:30:35,534 fan every hotel in town. 641 00:30:35,667 --> 00:30:36,802 I could change my name. 642 00:30:36,869 --> 00:30:38,370 Listen, honey, why take chances? 643 00:30:38,537 --> 00:30:40,172 It's an awful nice warehouse. 644 00:30:40,272 --> 00:30:41,440 He says rats. 645 00:30:41,540 --> 00:30:43,009 Well, maybe a few, little bitty mice or something-- 646 00:30:43,109 --> 00:30:43,642 Uh uh. 647 00:30:43,775 --> 00:30:44,944 That's out. 648 00:30:45,044 --> 00:30:46,845 Say, I got an uncle who's an undertaker. 649 00:30:46,946 --> 00:30:48,881 And with business the way it is, he's always 650 00:30:49,015 --> 00:30:50,316 bound to have an extra slab. 651 00:30:50,382 --> 00:30:51,350 That's fine. 652 00:30:51,483 --> 00:30:52,484 That's all I need. 653 00:30:52,618 --> 00:30:53,319 Ah, no. 654 00:30:53,452 --> 00:30:54,987 Keep thinking. 655 00:30:55,121 --> 00:30:56,855 [street noise in background] 656 00:30:56,989 --> 00:31:00,459 Hey, what's this? 657 00:31:00,559 --> 00:31:04,030 Totten Foundation-- Hobart Frisbee. 658 00:31:04,130 --> 00:31:05,297 Oh, that's that professor jerk. 659 00:31:05,397 --> 00:31:11,037 He must have-- uh, oh. 660 00:31:11,170 --> 00:31:12,004 Hm. 661 00:31:12,138 --> 00:31:13,305 I never would have believed it. 662 00:31:13,405 --> 00:31:14,406 It seems impossible. 663 00:31:14,573 --> 00:31:15,374 Have I missed anything? 664 00:31:15,474 --> 00:31:16,242 No, Oddly. 665 00:31:16,375 --> 00:31:17,043 I was just explaining. 666 00:31:17,143 --> 00:31:18,477 And I repeat, gentlemen-- 667 00:31:18,577 --> 00:31:20,479 I actually heard Rimsky-Korsakov played on a washboard. 668 00:31:20,579 --> 00:31:21,347 A washboard? 669 00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:22,248 A bicycle pump. 670 00:31:22,381 --> 00:31:23,349 Bicycle pump? 671 00:31:23,415 --> 00:31:25,384 Plunger of some sort and pots and pans. 672 00:31:25,517 --> 00:31:26,718 Heaven only knows what else. 673 00:31:26,852 --> 00:31:28,154 You can't make music out of pots and pans. 674 00:31:28,254 --> 00:31:29,721 You sure you had nothing to drink but buttermilk? 675 00:31:29,821 --> 00:31:30,589 Oh, I'm quite sure. 676 00:31:30,722 --> 00:31:31,590 What else was there? 677 00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:33,225 Please, tell us. 678 00:31:33,325 --> 00:31:36,262 I heard remarkable music-- strange rhythms. 679 00:31:36,395 --> 00:31:37,229 I talked to people. 680 00:31:37,329 --> 00:31:37,896 What kind of people? 681 00:31:38,030 --> 00:31:39,398 All sorts of people-- 682 00:31:39,531 --> 00:31:40,432 musicians, singers-- 683 00:31:40,566 --> 00:31:41,400 - Chorus girls? - All sorts. 684 00:31:41,500 --> 00:31:42,334 Prima donna? 685 00:31:42,434 --> 00:31:43,902 And did you go backstage? 686 00:31:44,036 --> 00:31:45,571 - Yes, yes. - Backstage? 687 00:31:45,704 --> 00:31:46,939 I had one conversation with a young girl 688 00:31:47,073 --> 00:31:48,507 in her dressing room. - Dressing room! 689 00:31:48,607 --> 00:31:52,211 But unfortunately, she wasn't interested in our project. 690 00:31:52,278 --> 00:31:52,945 Blond or brunette? 691 00:31:53,112 --> 00:31:54,346 Oh, I don't remember, Oddly. 692 00:31:54,446 --> 00:31:55,547 I didn't notice. 693 00:31:55,614 --> 00:31:58,117 I once went backstage to see Pavlova. 694 00:31:58,284 --> 00:32:01,453 Imagine, ballerinas and all that. 695 00:32:01,553 --> 00:32:02,554 In tights, I suppose. 696 00:32:02,621 --> 00:32:04,056 Naturally, in tights. 697 00:32:04,190 --> 00:32:06,525 That inevitable smell of rice powder. 698 00:32:06,625 --> 00:32:08,294 On bare shoulders. 699 00:32:08,427 --> 00:32:10,696 [clears throat] It's getting late, gentlemen. 700 00:32:10,796 --> 00:32:11,897 Perhaps we should go to bed. 701 00:32:11,964 --> 00:32:13,465 Oh, I'd like to have heard a lot more. 702 00:32:13,632 --> 00:32:14,733 Oh, me, too. 703 00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:15,567 Oh, Frisbee. 704 00:32:15,701 --> 00:32:16,868 Yes? 705 00:32:16,969 --> 00:32:18,037 Frisbee, in your travels this evening, 706 00:32:18,137 --> 00:32:19,638 did you encounter any music where 707 00:32:19,771 --> 00:32:21,073 the melodic figure in straight eights 708 00:32:21,140 --> 00:32:23,809 is changed to one of Umpateedle character? 709 00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:24,776 What's that? 710 00:32:24,910 --> 00:32:26,078 Umpateedle. 711 00:32:26,145 --> 00:32:27,579 What are you reading here, Magenbruch? 712 00:32:27,713 --> 00:32:29,781 Well, that's one of the books I procured this afternoon. 713 00:32:29,915 --> 00:32:31,917 "Jazz- Hot and Hybrid." 714 00:32:31,984 --> 00:32:33,319 That's very interesting. 715 00:32:33,485 --> 00:32:35,887 I should like to read it after you get through with it. 716 00:32:35,988 --> 00:32:37,756 I particularly like the chapter on hot rhythm. 717 00:32:37,823 --> 00:32:39,825 Holds a strange fascination for me. 718 00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:41,293 I can understand that, but I wouldn't 719 00:32:41,427 --> 00:32:42,995 allow myself to neglect the Palestrina research. 720 00:32:43,129 --> 00:32:44,496 [doorbell ringing] - Hold on. 721 00:32:44,630 --> 00:32:46,332 [doorbell ringing] 722 00:32:46,465 --> 00:32:47,766 Why, that's our doorbell. 723 00:32:47,833 --> 00:32:50,002 At three o'clock in the morning? 724 00:32:50,136 --> 00:32:53,305 Oh, that will be the revisions on Stravinsky's new ballet. 725 00:32:53,439 --> 00:32:55,774 I asked them to be sent by air mail special. 726 00:32:55,907 --> 00:32:56,842 I'll get it. 727 00:33:02,014 --> 00:33:05,017 [lock rattling] 728 00:33:05,151 --> 00:33:05,684 Oh! 729 00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:07,119 Hi ya, professor. 730 00:33:07,186 --> 00:33:07,786 Hi. 731 00:33:07,919 --> 00:33:09,355 Am I late for school? 732 00:33:09,488 --> 00:33:11,357 Hm? 733 00:33:11,490 --> 00:33:13,525 Oh, my goodness. 734 00:33:13,659 --> 00:33:14,526 Well. 735 00:33:14,660 --> 00:33:16,295 Are those kids in my class? 736 00:33:16,362 --> 00:33:17,096 Oh, no. 737 00:33:17,196 --> 00:33:19,298 Those are just my colleagues. 738 00:33:19,431 --> 00:33:21,767 Oh. 739 00:33:21,867 --> 00:33:23,969 I must apologize for their lack of attire. 740 00:33:24,103 --> 00:33:25,371 Oh, that's all right, professor. 741 00:33:25,504 --> 00:33:27,506 And for the fact that I don't have any coat on. 742 00:33:27,639 --> 00:33:29,675 You know, once I watched my big brother shave. 743 00:33:29,808 --> 00:33:31,543 Oh, you did? 744 00:33:31,677 --> 00:33:34,012 Frankly, your coming here was the last thing I expected. 745 00:33:34,113 --> 00:33:35,681 Your no was so definite. 746 00:33:35,814 --> 00:33:37,549 Well, I got to thinking it over. 747 00:33:37,683 --> 00:33:41,019 Music has done a lot for me, and well, here was a chance 748 00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:42,288 to do something for music. 749 00:33:42,388 --> 00:33:43,889 Well, then I take it you've reconsidered. 750 00:33:44,056 --> 00:33:45,524 Yep, you talked me into it, professor. 751 00:33:45,624 --> 00:33:47,959 Oh, my goodness! 752 00:33:48,060 --> 00:33:49,061 What was that? 753 00:33:49,195 --> 00:33:51,530 Oh, that was Professor Oddly. 754 00:33:51,663 --> 00:33:52,664 Any more of them around? 755 00:33:52,731 --> 00:33:54,366 I hope not. 756 00:33:54,500 --> 00:33:58,003 Boy, this place sure is loaded with antiques-- 757 00:33:58,137 --> 00:33:59,505 present company accepted. 758 00:33:59,638 --> 00:34:00,372 Thank you. 759 00:34:00,506 --> 00:34:01,973 Oh, thank you. 760 00:34:02,074 --> 00:34:02,908 May I have your coat? 761 00:34:03,008 --> 00:34:03,909 Yeah, thanks. 762 00:34:08,347 --> 00:34:10,882 [gasps] Oh. 763 00:34:11,016 --> 00:34:13,219 Oh, Mozart! 764 00:34:13,352 --> 00:34:17,823 Say I've got a copy like this with a radio inside. 765 00:34:17,923 --> 00:34:20,592 Are you sure you don't want your coat? 766 00:34:20,726 --> 00:34:22,194 No, I'm fine. 767 00:34:22,261 --> 00:34:24,930 Except I've got a run in this stocking. 768 00:34:25,097 --> 00:34:27,833 Well, when do we start, Professor? 769 00:34:27,933 --> 00:34:28,867 What's your method? 770 00:34:28,934 --> 00:34:30,336 Oh, it's quite simple, really. 771 00:34:30,436 --> 00:34:32,604 If you'll be here no later than 9:30 tomorrow morning-- 772 00:34:32,738 --> 00:34:33,572 Tomorrow morning? 773 00:34:33,672 --> 00:34:34,740 Yes. Yes. 774 00:34:34,873 --> 00:34:36,275 We've arranged a roundtable discussion 775 00:34:36,408 --> 00:34:38,377 with a group of people of various musical backgrounds-- 776 00:34:38,444 --> 00:34:41,347 You don't think we could sort of begin right now? 777 00:34:41,447 --> 00:34:44,383 Begin-- well, Miss Honey, it's past 3 o'clock. 778 00:34:44,516 --> 00:34:45,451 Oh, pooh, Professor. 779 00:34:45,584 --> 00:34:47,219 Let's get ourselves a couple of drinks. 780 00:34:47,286 --> 00:34:49,588 You light the fire maybe, and you could 781 00:34:49,721 --> 00:34:51,290 start working on me right away 782 00:34:51,423 --> 00:34:53,925 Oh, I wouldn't dream of imposing at this hour. 783 00:34:54,059 --> 00:34:56,628 Listen, I figured on working all night. 784 00:34:56,762 --> 00:35:02,934 Oh, you-- well, any random discussion would prove of no 785 00:35:03,034 --> 00:35:04,303 scientific value whatsoever. 786 00:35:04,436 --> 00:35:07,038 You see, I must have my notes thoroughly prepared 787 00:35:07,139 --> 00:35:08,540 for tomorrow morning's seminar. 788 00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:09,408 OK. 789 00:35:09,475 --> 00:35:10,909 Where do I sleep? 790 00:35:11,042 --> 00:35:11,810 I beg your pardon? 791 00:35:11,943 --> 00:35:13,945 Where do I sleep? 792 00:35:14,045 --> 00:35:15,481 I don't know where do you usually sleep? 793 00:35:15,614 --> 00:35:17,048 Well, usually in Brooklyn, but tonight, 794 00:35:17,149 --> 00:35:18,584 I'm going to sleep here. 795 00:35:18,650 --> 00:35:21,253 Oh-- [stuttering] uh-- right-- uh [stuttering] oh, here? 796 00:35:21,387 --> 00:35:22,221 Why not? 797 00:35:22,321 --> 00:35:24,290 Well, I mean, we're all bachelors 798 00:35:24,423 --> 00:35:26,925 here, Miss Honey, except maybe Professor Oddly and-- 799 00:35:27,058 --> 00:35:27,759 Oh, Professor! 800 00:35:27,893 --> 00:35:28,794 --he was a widower. 801 00:35:28,927 --> 00:35:30,229 But there's a sleep here-- 802 00:35:30,329 --> 00:35:31,997 oh, no, there'd be-- see-- 803 00:35:32,097 --> 00:35:34,800 no woman has ever-- even Miss Bragg, our housekeeper, 804 00:35:34,933 --> 00:35:36,402 goes home every night at 7:30. 805 00:35:36,502 --> 00:35:39,505 Listen, if you want me here tomorrow morning at 9:30-- 806 00:35:39,605 --> 00:35:40,439 Yes, I do, Miss Honey. 807 00:35:40,506 --> 00:35:41,807 I definitely do. 808 00:35:41,940 --> 00:35:44,075 But even the most free-thinking people will have to respect-- 809 00:35:44,176 --> 00:35:46,345 Now wait a minute! 810 00:35:46,478 --> 00:35:47,246 Feel that. 811 00:35:50,649 --> 00:35:51,983 Go on, feel that foot. 812 00:35:54,786 --> 00:35:55,987 Heh. 813 00:35:56,121 --> 00:35:57,456 Now what have you got to say? 814 00:35:57,589 --> 00:35:59,291 Uh, it's cold. 815 00:35:59,425 --> 00:35:59,991 Mhm. 816 00:36:00,125 --> 00:36:02,328 It's cold, and it's wet. 817 00:36:02,461 --> 00:36:04,796 Now come here. 818 00:36:04,863 --> 00:36:07,533 Come here! 819 00:36:07,666 --> 00:36:09,635 Closer. 820 00:36:09,701 --> 00:36:10,702 Hi ya, kids. - Hi. 821 00:36:10,836 --> 00:36:11,670 - How you doing? - How do you do? 822 00:36:11,803 --> 00:36:14,540 Now look down my throat. 823 00:36:14,673 --> 00:36:16,174 Oh, come on. 824 00:36:16,308 --> 00:36:17,943 What do you see, huh? 825 00:36:18,043 --> 00:36:19,044 I don't know what to look for. 826 00:36:19,177 --> 00:36:20,111 Well, there's a slight rosiness 827 00:36:20,212 --> 00:36:21,313 is in the laryngeal region. 828 00:36:21,380 --> 00:36:21,880 There! 829 00:36:22,047 --> 00:36:23,014 You see, he knows. 830 00:36:23,114 --> 00:36:23,849 Who are you? - Me? 831 00:36:23,982 --> 00:36:25,317 I'm-- 832 00:36:25,451 --> 00:36:26,618 Oh, this is Professor Twinkle and Professor Gerkikoff, 833 00:36:26,718 --> 00:36:27,786 Dr. Elfini. 834 00:36:27,886 --> 00:36:29,555 Oh, wait a minute-- not so fast. 835 00:36:29,721 --> 00:36:30,522 I'll get to know them. 836 00:36:30,622 --> 00:36:31,457 Come in, Twinkie. 837 00:36:31,557 --> 00:36:32,724 I think I've got a fever. Feel. 838 00:36:32,858 --> 00:36:33,959 Oh, yeah. She definitely has. 839 00:36:34,059 --> 00:36:35,026 Oh, yes. - Certainly. 840 00:36:35,126 --> 00:36:36,495 And he wants to put me out. 841 00:36:36,628 --> 00:36:37,296 Oh no. 842 00:36:37,396 --> 00:36:38,864 Frisbee, that is unkind. 843 00:36:38,964 --> 00:36:40,666 You know, it's been raining and the streets are still wet. 844 00:36:40,799 --> 00:36:43,302 There'll be no 9:30 for me if he puts me out in that. 845 00:36:43,402 --> 00:36:44,069 Oh. 846 00:36:44,236 --> 00:36:45,737 But you don't understand-- 847 00:36:45,837 --> 00:36:47,639 And the street's cold and the subway's hot and full of germs. 848 00:36:47,739 --> 00:36:49,575 Oh, and I'm a pushover for streptococcus. 849 00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:50,309 Oh. 850 00:36:50,409 --> 00:36:51,410 Could I have this, kid? 851 00:36:51,510 --> 00:36:52,378 Oh, excuse me. 852 00:36:52,511 --> 00:36:53,679 Really I don't understand you, Frisbee. 853 00:36:53,745 --> 00:36:54,913 Why take chances? 854 00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:56,214 With such valuable material! 855 00:36:56,315 --> 00:36:57,716 Think of your work, Professor Frisbee. 856 00:36:57,849 --> 00:36:59,318 I am thinking of my work. 857 00:36:59,418 --> 00:37:00,652 You see, they get the point. 858 00:37:00,752 --> 00:37:01,920 I get the point, too. 859 00:37:02,020 --> 00:37:03,322 What I'm trying to desperately to explain-- 860 00:37:03,422 --> 00:37:04,756 May I make a suggestion here? 861 00:37:04,856 --> 00:37:06,758 Why not let the young lady sleep in my room? 862 00:37:06,892 --> 00:37:07,593 What? 863 00:37:07,726 --> 00:37:08,994 Well. 864 00:37:09,094 --> 00:37:11,663 I often bunk with Dr. Elfini during an electrical storm. 865 00:37:11,763 --> 00:37:12,598 Ha ha. 866 00:37:12,698 --> 00:37:13,532 He's afraid of thunder. 867 00:37:13,665 --> 00:37:14,366 Yeah. 868 00:37:14,500 --> 00:37:15,834 Well, then it's all settled. 869 00:37:15,934 --> 00:37:17,703 I guess I'll turn in. 870 00:37:17,836 --> 00:37:18,604 Oh, well-- 871 00:37:18,737 --> 00:37:20,572 Could I have my coat? 872 00:37:20,672 --> 00:37:22,841 Couldn't you possibly reconsider? 873 00:37:22,941 --> 00:37:24,610 I-- 874 00:37:24,710 --> 00:37:25,944 This way, please. 875 00:37:26,077 --> 00:37:27,045 I'll show you to my room. 876 00:37:27,112 --> 00:37:28,013 Yes, we all will. 877 00:37:28,113 --> 00:37:29,515 Oh, no. 878 00:37:29,615 --> 00:37:30,849 I know where my own room is without help from anyone. 879 00:37:30,949 --> 00:37:32,183 Well, now, why couldn't we all-- 880 00:37:32,284 --> 00:37:33,785 Gentlemen, please. 881 00:37:33,952 --> 00:37:34,686 Don't bother. 882 00:37:34,786 --> 00:37:35,754 I'll find it. 883 00:37:35,854 --> 00:37:37,022 Just rough out the directions. 884 00:37:37,122 --> 00:37:39,691 Top of the stairs, first door to the right. 885 00:37:39,791 --> 00:37:41,059 Could I have my coat? 886 00:37:41,126 --> 00:37:42,594 Oh, yes. 887 00:37:42,728 --> 00:37:43,962 Thank you. 888 00:37:44,095 --> 00:37:45,063 Heidi-ho. 889 00:37:45,130 --> 00:37:46,298 Heidi-ho. 890 00:37:46,465 --> 00:37:47,733 Just one moment, please? 891 00:37:47,799 --> 00:37:49,468 Gentlemen, this is all highly irregular. 892 00:37:49,635 --> 00:37:51,470 Suppose this came to the attention of the Foundation 893 00:37:51,603 --> 00:37:52,938 And what about Miss Brag in the morning? 894 00:37:53,071 --> 00:37:54,139 What are you talking about? 895 00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:55,374 This is research, isn't it? 896 00:37:55,474 --> 00:37:56,207 Is it? 897 00:37:56,308 --> 00:37:57,476 Sure, and I'm the guinea pig. 898 00:37:57,609 --> 00:37:59,445 A specimen under the microscope. 899 00:37:59,578 --> 00:38:01,079 Wonderful thing, research. 900 00:38:01,146 --> 00:38:02,648 It is the searchlight of truth. 901 00:38:02,781 --> 00:38:04,650 Without research people would still think the Earth was flat. 902 00:38:04,783 --> 00:38:06,051 Oh, that's ridiculous. 903 00:38:06,151 --> 00:38:08,887 And they'd still look upon a tomato as a poisonous fruit. 904 00:38:08,987 --> 00:38:10,288 There, you see? 905 00:38:10,389 --> 00:38:12,958 And I want you to look at me, Professor Frisbee, 906 00:38:13,091 --> 00:38:14,092 as another tomato. 907 00:38:14,159 --> 00:38:14,960 What? 908 00:38:15,093 --> 00:38:16,127 Just another tomato. 909 00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:33,579 That shall be sufficient to the balance, gentlemen. 910 00:38:33,679 --> 00:38:35,113 Shall we record it now? - Sure. 911 00:38:35,180 --> 00:38:36,515 By all means. 912 00:38:36,682 --> 00:38:39,685 Yes, even Beethoven seems nice and gay this morning. 913 00:38:39,818 --> 00:38:43,589 Gentlemen, before you start, I should like to talk to you. 914 00:38:43,689 --> 00:38:47,025 May I ask what all your trousers are doing in my kitchen? 915 00:38:47,158 --> 00:38:49,761 Well, I wanted mine pressed. 916 00:38:49,861 --> 00:38:51,029 That accounts for one pair. 917 00:38:51,162 --> 00:38:52,097 So did I. 918 00:38:52,197 --> 00:38:53,331 And I. 919 00:38:53,432 --> 00:38:55,601 All six pairs at once. 920 00:38:55,701 --> 00:38:57,869 What's going on in this house anyway? 921 00:38:58,003 --> 00:39:00,472 No constitutional this morning, you scarcely touched 922 00:39:00,539 --> 00:39:02,874 your breakfast, and Professor Frisbee, 923 00:39:03,041 --> 00:39:04,876 this suitcase just came for you. 924 00:39:05,010 --> 00:39:06,311 For me? 925 00:39:06,378 --> 00:39:08,146 The man who left it, strange looking character, 926 00:39:08,279 --> 00:39:09,681 said you'd understand. 927 00:39:09,815 --> 00:39:11,483 He left a message, he said-- - Understand? 928 00:39:11,550 --> 00:39:12,718 I don't understand at all. 929 00:39:12,851 --> 00:39:14,119 Well, why don't you open it up, Frisbee? 930 00:39:14,219 --> 00:39:16,221 Well. 931 00:39:16,354 --> 00:39:18,857 You say he left a message? 932 00:39:18,990 --> 00:39:19,825 Oh. 933 00:39:19,891 --> 00:39:21,126 Well. 934 00:39:21,226 --> 00:39:22,861 What we're saying about the message, Miss Bragg? 935 00:39:22,994 --> 00:39:24,730 I'm waiting for you to explain. 936 00:39:24,863 --> 00:39:25,731 - Explain what? - That. 937 00:39:25,864 --> 00:39:26,565 He's-- 938 00:39:26,698 --> 00:39:28,366 Oh-- 939 00:39:28,467 --> 00:39:29,901 He's taken on an assistant. 940 00:39:30,035 --> 00:39:30,969 Very charming. 941 00:39:31,069 --> 00:39:31,837 Hi, kids. 942 00:39:31,903 --> 00:39:32,638 Good morning. 943 00:39:32,738 --> 00:39:33,672 Morning. 944 00:39:33,805 --> 00:39:34,740 Say, where can I get a cup of coffee? 945 00:39:34,873 --> 00:39:36,141 Hi. How are you? 946 00:39:36,241 --> 00:39:38,143 Oh, Miss Honey, may I present Miss Bragg, our housekeeper. 947 00:39:38,243 --> 00:39:39,344 Hi. 948 00:39:39,411 --> 00:39:40,646 This must be your apron I'm wearing? 949 00:39:40,746 --> 00:39:42,080 Oh, this suitcase came for you with a message. 950 00:39:42,247 --> 00:39:43,248 Yeah, what message? 951 00:39:43,381 --> 00:39:44,683 I don't know. 952 00:39:44,750 --> 00:39:46,251 The message was it's getting hotter and hotter, 953 00:39:46,384 --> 00:39:48,219 and stay in the icebox like a good little salad. 954 00:39:48,319 --> 00:39:49,087 Salad, huh? 955 00:39:49,220 --> 00:39:50,422 What could that mean? 956 00:39:50,556 --> 00:39:52,323 Oh, what time is your clam bake, Professor? 957 00:39:52,424 --> 00:39:53,925 Oh, my clambake is at-- 958 00:39:54,025 --> 00:39:57,162 we start at 9:30 in the morning, and please try not to be late. 959 00:39:57,262 --> 00:39:59,531 Give me a little help with this suitcase, and I won't be. 960 00:39:59,598 --> 00:40:00,198 Glad to. 961 00:40:00,331 --> 00:40:01,667 See you later, kids. 962 00:40:01,767 --> 00:40:02,668 Well. 963 00:40:02,768 --> 00:40:04,069 Oh. 964 00:40:04,202 --> 00:40:05,203 Oh. 965 00:40:05,336 --> 00:40:07,906 Excuse me. 966 00:40:08,039 --> 00:40:11,242 Please, continue without me for a while, gentlemen. 967 00:40:16,948 --> 00:40:19,918 Now, to get back to the subject under discussion. 968 00:40:20,051 --> 00:40:22,888 If we can classify the various forms of jazz 969 00:40:22,954 --> 00:40:25,390 along with a series of cross-references, 970 00:40:25,524 --> 00:40:28,059 and make a record of the history of this type of music, 971 00:40:28,193 --> 00:40:31,530 I believe the work will be invaluable to the foundation. 972 00:40:31,630 --> 00:40:32,731 Don't you agree, gentlemen? 973 00:40:32,864 --> 00:40:33,632 Yes. 974 00:40:33,765 --> 00:40:34,766 That's good. 975 00:40:34,900 --> 00:40:36,568 Now that we're all agreed, in the vernacular 976 00:40:36,702 --> 00:40:41,473 I heard last night, let's start on the downbeat and take off. 977 00:40:41,607 --> 00:40:43,909 Is that the correct way of phrasing it? 978 00:40:43,975 --> 00:40:45,477 That's a good deal. 979 00:40:45,611 --> 00:40:46,444 Yes. 980 00:40:46,545 --> 00:40:50,749 Well, I believe in order to start-- 981 00:40:50,882 --> 00:40:53,652 Gentlemen, we've accomplished a lot in the last three days, 982 00:40:53,785 --> 00:40:55,887 and we have many valuable records. 983 00:40:55,987 --> 00:40:57,989 Now before we start on the history of jazz, 984 00:40:58,123 --> 00:41:00,959 someone mentioned yesterday a small combo doing 985 00:41:01,059 --> 00:41:02,894 jump with a head arrangement. 986 00:41:02,994 --> 00:41:04,395 I believe it was Mr.-- 987 00:41:04,496 --> 00:41:05,463 Tommy Dorsey. 988 00:41:05,597 --> 00:41:06,297 Jimmy's brother. 989 00:41:06,431 --> 00:41:08,634 Oh, yes, I'm sorry. 990 00:41:08,767 --> 00:41:09,434 You spoke of-- 991 00:41:09,501 --> 00:41:10,335 It wasn't me, Professor. 992 00:41:10,502 --> 00:41:11,637 That's not my type. 993 00:41:11,737 --> 00:41:13,138 It could have been Mel, Pyle, or Ham. 994 00:41:13,271 --> 00:41:15,306 Yeah, they're experts at that jive. 995 00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:16,842 Well, then perhaps you gentlemen could help me? 996 00:41:16,975 --> 00:41:18,944 Oh, sure, Mel and I used to play a lot of that stuff 997 00:41:19,010 --> 00:41:19,745 for Benny Goodman. 998 00:41:19,845 --> 00:41:21,012 Oh, is that so? 999 00:41:21,146 --> 00:41:22,681 Well, could you play an example of the type of music? 1000 00:41:22,814 --> 00:41:24,616 Oh, we'd we be glad to, but Joe, 1001 00:41:24,683 --> 00:41:25,984 our clarinetist couldn't come. 1002 00:41:26,117 --> 00:41:27,085 Oh, that's too bad. 1003 00:41:27,185 --> 00:41:28,186 Can anyone here blow a clarinet? 1004 00:41:28,319 --> 00:41:29,487 Well, that's quite simple. 1005 00:41:29,621 --> 00:41:30,822 Our Professor Magenbruch plays the clarinet. 1006 00:41:30,956 --> 00:41:31,823 Oh, is he a professor? 1007 00:41:31,957 --> 00:41:32,924 I hardly think-- 1008 00:41:33,024 --> 00:41:34,325 Oh, he'd apt to be a little too square. 1009 00:41:34,425 --> 00:41:35,694 He's quite proficient, I assure you. 1010 00:41:35,827 --> 00:41:37,663 If you'll just get ready, I'll go and fetch him. 1011 00:41:40,198 --> 00:41:40,932 Gentlemen? 1012 00:41:41,032 --> 00:41:42,167 Sh. 1013 00:41:42,300 --> 00:41:43,501 Gentlemen, I don't wish to interrupt, 1014 00:41:43,635 --> 00:41:45,270 but we seem to need a clarinet to illustrate 1015 00:41:45,370 --> 00:41:46,371 a new form of music. 1016 00:41:46,504 --> 00:41:47,305 Certainly. 1017 00:41:47,372 --> 00:41:48,540 Thank you very much. 1018 00:41:48,707 --> 00:41:51,042 No, Magenbruch, we need you with it. 1019 00:41:51,142 --> 00:41:51,943 You mean to play jazz? 1020 00:41:52,043 --> 00:41:53,545 Yes. 1021 00:41:53,645 --> 00:41:55,046 It's very likely you might be able to play your Umpateedle. 1022 00:41:55,180 --> 00:41:57,282 Oh, then, I'd better take my book along with me. 1023 00:41:57,382 --> 00:41:59,050 Good, then we'll all go along. 1024 00:41:59,150 --> 00:42:00,318 I think not, gentlemen. 1025 00:42:00,451 --> 00:42:02,120 Perhaps you'd better continue with your work? 1026 00:42:02,220 --> 00:42:03,822 Oh, I wish we could go too. 1027 00:42:06,391 --> 00:42:08,794 This is our Professor Magenbruch, gentlemen. 1028 00:42:08,894 --> 00:42:10,061 Hello. 1029 00:42:10,228 --> 00:42:11,529 I see you have everything ready. 1030 00:42:11,630 --> 00:42:12,998 Is this the music here? 1031 00:42:13,131 --> 00:42:14,399 No, we don't use any music. 1032 00:42:14,532 --> 00:42:16,568 We haven't got anything written down, Professor. 1033 00:42:16,702 --> 00:42:18,704 Well, we can't play it without music. 1034 00:42:18,804 --> 00:42:20,038 Well, Benny Goodman used to. 1035 00:42:20,171 --> 00:42:21,172 Benny Goodman, I never-- 1036 00:42:21,306 --> 00:42:22,173 Frisbee, did you ever hear of him? 1037 00:42:22,307 --> 00:42:23,742 No. No, I haven't. 1038 00:42:23,875 --> 00:42:25,711 Perhaps there's something in this book that might help you? 1039 00:42:25,811 --> 00:42:26,878 Oh, yes. 1040 00:42:27,012 --> 00:42:28,479 Just sit down, Professor, and if you feel like it, 1041 00:42:28,580 --> 00:42:29,347 you can join in. 1042 00:42:29,414 --> 00:42:30,348 Thank you. 1043 00:42:30,481 --> 00:42:31,482 Mel, let's steal some apples. 1044 00:42:31,583 --> 00:42:35,053 [music playing] 1045 00:42:49,434 --> 00:42:50,501 That's fine, Professor. 1046 00:42:50,602 --> 00:42:54,105 Now anything we do, just follow up. 1047 00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:57,743 [music playing] 1048 00:45:03,401 --> 00:45:04,302 Young lady? 1049 00:45:04,402 --> 00:45:06,471 Young lady? 1050 00:45:06,571 --> 00:45:07,305 Come with me, please? 1051 00:45:16,081 --> 00:45:18,649 Young lady, there are a couple of gentlemen, 1052 00:45:18,750 --> 00:45:20,919 I use the word loosely, who would like to see you. 1053 00:45:21,052 --> 00:45:23,388 They're in the garden right through that door. 1054 00:45:23,488 --> 00:45:24,189 Thanks, Cookie. 1055 00:45:30,595 --> 00:45:32,097 Well, it's about time. 1056 00:45:32,230 --> 00:45:34,365 I thought you two had amnesia and forgot where you parked me. 1057 00:45:34,432 --> 00:45:35,566 We had trouble getting here. 1058 00:45:35,700 --> 00:45:37,035 DA's got hundred men looking for you. 1059 00:45:37,102 --> 00:45:38,403 You're hotter than a firecracker. 1060 00:45:38,536 --> 00:45:40,171 Squeezing this town through a sieve. 1061 00:45:40,271 --> 00:45:41,439 Well, OK, you wait here. 1062 00:45:41,572 --> 00:45:42,507 I'll get my things. - Now, wait a minute. 1063 00:45:42,607 --> 00:45:43,341 You're not leaving. 1064 00:45:43,441 --> 00:45:44,375 Not now. 1065 00:45:44,442 --> 00:45:45,844 Where's Tony? 1066 00:45:45,944 --> 00:45:46,878 He's on his way to Jersey. 1067 00:45:47,012 --> 00:45:48,013 He'll call you from there. 1068 00:45:48,113 --> 00:45:49,514 That's part of the big surprise. 1069 00:45:49,614 --> 00:45:50,882 I don't like surprises. 1070 00:45:51,016 --> 00:45:52,350 Oh, you'll like this one. 1071 00:45:52,450 --> 00:45:53,251 Flash it on her. Go on. 1072 00:45:53,384 --> 00:45:54,786 Put on your sunglasses. 1073 00:45:57,555 --> 00:45:58,589 Oh, boy. 1074 00:45:58,723 --> 00:46:00,191 Seven grand boiled into that one. 1075 00:46:00,291 --> 00:46:02,693 Oh, well, Tony doesn't have to bribe me just because I 1076 00:46:02,794 --> 00:46:03,962 do him a little favor. 1077 00:46:04,062 --> 00:46:06,397 I'd like to see him try and get it back. 1078 00:46:06,464 --> 00:46:07,398 It's a little big. 1079 00:46:07,532 --> 00:46:09,901 Third finger, left hand. 1080 00:46:10,035 --> 00:46:11,536 Say, who do you think you're kidding? 1081 00:46:11,636 --> 00:46:13,471 The future Mrs. Tony Crow. 1082 00:46:13,638 --> 00:46:14,806 What? 1083 00:46:14,940 --> 00:46:16,141 Tony's finally decided to use that license 1084 00:46:16,274 --> 00:46:17,108 you took out last June. 1085 00:46:17,242 --> 00:46:18,743 Well, it's about time. 1086 00:46:18,810 --> 00:46:20,078 It was his mouthpieces ID. 1087 00:46:20,211 --> 00:46:22,213 A wife can't testify against her husband, see? 1088 00:46:22,313 --> 00:46:23,381 Oh. 1089 00:46:23,481 --> 00:46:24,649 Don't put it that way, you dope. 1090 00:46:24,782 --> 00:46:26,751 Say, he's been crazy about you since you met. 1091 00:46:26,818 --> 00:46:29,487 Yeah, but it took the DA to make him pop the question. 1092 00:46:29,654 --> 00:46:31,056 He's really got a big crush on you. 1093 00:46:31,156 --> 00:46:31,990 Oh, sure. 1094 00:46:32,123 --> 00:46:33,624 Only the other day, he said to me, 1095 00:46:33,724 --> 00:46:35,626 I get a bigger bang out of that Honey than anything 1096 00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:36,761 I've ever known. 1097 00:46:36,895 --> 00:46:38,063 You don't know how lucky you are. 1098 00:46:38,163 --> 00:46:39,330 Oh, don't I though? 1099 00:46:39,497 --> 00:46:40,999 Mrs. Tony Crow. 1100 00:46:41,132 --> 00:46:44,502 Diamonds and ermine and a house in Westchester. 1101 00:46:44,635 --> 00:46:45,803 The wedding's got to be a fast one. 1102 00:46:45,904 --> 00:46:47,738 Now, lay low and stick close by the phone. 1103 00:46:47,839 --> 00:46:48,907 We'll call you tomorrow morning. 1104 00:46:49,007 --> 00:46:50,508 Yeah, the ride will be waiting. 1105 00:46:50,675 --> 00:46:51,509 Hey, here's the paper. 1106 00:46:51,609 --> 00:46:52,577 It's got the whole story. 1107 00:46:52,677 --> 00:46:54,812 Read it in your room, Mrs. Crow. 1108 00:47:00,285 --> 00:47:01,152 Oh, fine. 1109 00:47:09,027 --> 00:47:11,329 Gentlemen, if I may have just one moment. 1110 00:47:11,429 --> 00:47:13,264 Gentlemen, if you please. 1111 00:47:13,364 --> 00:47:15,133 I think we're just about ready to record. 1112 00:47:21,706 --> 00:47:23,708 The Top Musical Encyclopedia recording number 1113 00:47:23,808 --> 00:47:28,479 684J, illustrating chapters 22 to 29 in Volume 11, 1114 00:47:28,546 --> 00:47:30,148 the history of jazz. 1115 00:47:30,281 --> 00:47:33,384 From Africa, came the first musical instrument, a drum. 1116 00:47:37,388 --> 00:47:40,391 The hollow trunk of a tree or a taut animal hide 1117 00:47:40,525 --> 00:47:42,560 supplied the rhythm or beat. 1118 00:47:42,693 --> 00:47:45,196 To the basic rhythm was added a human voice. 1119 00:47:51,002 --> 00:47:53,504 Next, the first wind instrument, the shepherd's flute. 1120 00:48:00,745 --> 00:48:04,015 The basic beat of the tom tom, and the same thematic strain 1121 00:48:04,082 --> 00:48:06,217 of the chat that was carried across oceans 1122 00:48:06,351 --> 00:48:08,586 and contained an early Spanish music after the invention 1123 00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:09,420 of the guitar. 1124 00:48:26,337 --> 00:48:29,007 Spread to countries, which shared the Spanish language. 1125 00:48:29,107 --> 00:48:31,509 Cuba, West Indies, and South America 1126 00:48:31,609 --> 00:48:35,113 where the rhythm or beat assumed a new form of expression. 1127 00:48:40,618 --> 00:48:43,254 The ever winding cycle finally reached the shores 1128 00:48:43,354 --> 00:48:46,857 of southern United States where the beat was momentarily lost, 1129 00:48:46,958 --> 00:48:49,927 but the melody was woven into pure Negro spirit. 1130 00:48:53,131 --> 00:49:06,811 (SINGING) Mockingbird sang at morn and her song was warm. 1131 00:49:06,978 --> 00:49:20,558 Mockingbird sang at morn and her song was warm. 1132 00:49:20,658 --> 00:49:21,626 Then the beat returned. 1133 00:49:21,726 --> 00:49:23,161 (SINGING) Well, the mockingbird, 1134 00:49:23,294 --> 00:49:27,098 mockingbird, mockingbird, oh, mockingbird. 1135 00:49:27,165 --> 00:49:31,169 The Lord looked down and he gave the Word and the angels 1136 00:49:31,302 --> 00:49:32,970 put the song in the mockingbird. 1137 00:49:33,104 --> 00:49:37,408 When man was born, he liked what he heard, and sang to the Lord 1138 00:49:37,508 --> 00:49:39,010 with the mockingbird. 1139 00:49:39,110 --> 00:49:41,346 Singing, Lord, hear me. 1140 00:49:41,479 --> 00:49:44,482 Well, he sang to the Lord with the mockingbird. 1141 00:49:44,615 --> 00:49:50,288 Praise be and the good Lord, liked everything he heard. 1142 00:49:54,859 --> 00:50:01,466 They took the tune and the Word right from the mockingbird. 1143 00:50:01,532 --> 00:50:06,371 That's how a song was born. 1144 00:50:06,537 --> 00:50:10,541 And then the soft evening breeze hummed 1145 00:50:10,675 --> 00:50:12,677 through the willow trees. 1146 00:50:12,810 --> 00:50:17,315 That's how a song was born. 1147 00:50:17,448 --> 00:50:23,721 The tingling rain from the sky became a lullaby, 1148 00:50:23,854 --> 00:50:28,059 and the blues must have come from a sigh. 1149 00:50:28,193 --> 00:50:34,865 And went two hearts beat in time, bluebells began to chime. 1150 00:50:34,999 --> 00:50:39,970 That's how a song was born. 1151 00:50:40,071 --> 00:50:43,341 They took a beat, and made it reet. 1152 00:50:43,408 --> 00:50:46,844 They took a beat and brought it down to Basil Street. 1153 00:50:46,977 --> 00:50:48,813 Now we got it jumping. 1154 00:50:48,913 --> 00:50:51,182 Satchmo, get on that horn. 1155 00:50:51,316 --> 00:50:57,322 Let's hear, let's hear, let's hear how jazz was born. 1156 00:51:01,826 --> 00:51:03,528 1, 2, 3, 4. 1157 00:51:06,597 --> 00:51:09,400 (SINGING) They took a real jungle beat, 1158 00:51:09,534 --> 00:51:14,372 brought it to Basil Street, and that's how jazz was born. 1159 00:51:14,505 --> 00:51:18,543 And then some one played a whale all up and down the scale, 1160 00:51:18,676 --> 00:51:21,779 and that's how jazz was born. 1161 00:51:21,912 --> 00:51:26,284 They simply played what they liked, as long as it would fit. 1162 00:51:26,417 --> 00:51:29,720 If it just had a beat, that was it. 1163 00:51:29,787 --> 00:51:34,225 And when a horn gave a scream, it took it as a theme, 1164 00:51:34,359 --> 00:51:38,596 and that's how jazz was born. 1165 00:51:38,729 --> 00:51:43,201 [music playing] 1166 00:53:34,178 --> 00:53:36,046 Hiya, kids. 1167 00:53:36,180 --> 00:53:36,881 The expert is here. 1168 00:53:37,014 --> 00:53:37,715 We need you. 1169 00:53:37,848 --> 00:53:39,250 What's the trouble? 1170 00:53:39,384 --> 00:53:40,885 We've been listening to the music from across the hall. 1171 00:53:40,985 --> 00:53:42,019 It's been very nice. 1172 00:53:42,152 --> 00:53:43,554 They've been having jam sessions. 1173 00:53:43,688 --> 00:53:44,355 A jam session. 1174 00:53:44,422 --> 00:53:45,523 Sounds like a lot of fun. 1175 00:53:45,656 --> 00:53:46,724 - We'd like to try it. - Why don't you? 1176 00:53:46,857 --> 00:53:48,058 We don't know how to begin. 1177 00:53:48,192 --> 00:53:49,159 They don't seem to have any kind of set form. 1178 00:53:49,260 --> 00:53:50,395 Well, you're right there. 1179 00:53:50,495 --> 00:53:53,163 That's exactly what a jam session is. 1180 00:53:53,264 --> 00:53:55,433 The first thing you want to do is let a to little light 1181 00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:57,768 in here. 1182 00:53:57,868 --> 00:54:00,738 OK, kids, now all kind of gather around, we'll get into it. 1183 00:54:00,871 --> 00:54:03,774 A jam session is taking a little tune you all now 1184 00:54:03,908 --> 00:54:04,709 and doing things with it. 1185 00:54:04,775 --> 00:54:05,676 Doing things? 1186 00:54:05,776 --> 00:54:07,412 Sort of kicking it around. 1187 00:54:07,545 --> 00:54:09,113 Well, what music do you know? 1188 00:54:09,246 --> 00:54:10,581 - You mean jump? - A few jives. 1189 00:54:10,715 --> 00:54:11,416 Swing. 1190 00:54:11,549 --> 00:54:12,216 Blues. 1191 00:54:12,283 --> 00:54:13,284 Reboppity boobity debap. 1192 00:54:13,451 --> 00:54:15,019 Rebop. 1193 00:54:15,119 --> 00:54:16,421 Oh, hello. How are you? 1194 00:54:16,521 --> 00:54:17,855 Miss Honey, these are two good friends of ours. 1195 00:54:17,955 --> 00:54:19,123 We're the window washers. 1196 00:54:19,223 --> 00:54:20,691 - He's Buck. - And he's Bubbles. 1197 00:54:20,791 --> 00:54:21,959 Hi. 1198 00:54:22,092 --> 00:54:22,927 We're about to have a little jam session. 1199 00:54:23,060 --> 00:54:23,728 Would you care to join us? 1200 00:54:23,794 --> 00:54:24,562 We sure would. 1201 00:54:24,695 --> 00:54:25,229 OK, let's get back. 1202 00:54:25,363 --> 00:54:26,230 Now, where were we? 1203 00:54:26,364 --> 00:54:27,197 We were talking about jump. 1204 00:54:27,298 --> 00:54:28,366 - Jives. - Swing. 1205 00:54:28,466 --> 00:54:29,700 Well then, you kids know all that. 1206 00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:31,302 No, we don't know any of that kind of music. 1207 00:54:31,436 --> 00:54:32,570 They taught us those words. 1208 00:54:32,637 --> 00:54:33,971 Well, that makes it kind of tough. 1209 00:54:34,138 --> 00:54:35,272 Now, what do you know? 1210 00:54:35,373 --> 00:54:36,574 Well, we know Beethoven. 1211 00:54:36,707 --> 00:54:37,708 - Bizet. - Wagner. 1212 00:54:37,808 --> 00:54:38,976 Brahms. 1213 00:54:39,076 --> 00:54:39,977 Don't you know anything lighter than that? 1214 00:54:40,110 --> 00:54:40,945 Symphonies. 1215 00:54:41,078 --> 00:54:41,912 - Concertos. - Operas. 1216 00:54:42,046 --> 00:54:43,247 - Operas? - Oh, yeah. 1217 00:54:43,381 --> 00:54:44,815 We know all of them. 1218 00:54:44,949 --> 00:54:46,617 This will be a new kind of jam session, a long haired one. 1219 00:54:46,717 --> 00:54:48,152 Can you sing? 1220 00:54:48,285 --> 00:54:50,087 We don't know the words to the operas. 1221 00:54:50,154 --> 00:54:51,389 Oh, any words will do. 1222 00:54:51,489 --> 00:54:53,090 You got a newspaper or a timetable or something? 1223 00:54:53,223 --> 00:54:54,492 I'm sure he's got something. 1224 00:54:54,625 --> 00:54:55,993 What have you got there, Bubbles? 1225 00:54:56,126 --> 00:54:57,628 Oh, this is fine. 1226 00:54:57,728 --> 00:54:59,430 But we've got to do a little rehearsing. 1227 00:54:59,564 --> 00:55:01,566 Now, this is what I want you to do. 1228 00:55:01,666 --> 00:55:03,834 You're to sing the words from the piece I give you. 1229 00:55:03,968 --> 00:55:05,970 Here's yours. 1230 00:55:06,070 --> 00:55:06,937 Here's yours. 1231 00:55:07,071 --> 00:55:08,639 Just sing whatever you read. 1232 00:55:13,411 --> 00:55:17,281 Tartan Musical Encyclopedia, long haired jam session. 1233 00:55:17,415 --> 00:55:18,416 Already, kids? - Sure am. 1234 00:55:18,516 --> 00:55:19,016 Yes. 1235 00:55:19,183 --> 00:55:19,950 All right. 1236 00:55:20,017 --> 00:55:21,486 OK, let's go. 1237 00:55:21,619 --> 00:55:24,589 Now, watch it. 1238 00:55:24,689 --> 00:55:27,257 [music playing] 1239 00:55:28,359 --> 00:55:30,495 (SINGING) Daily racing form selections, 1240 00:55:30,595 --> 00:55:32,530 post positions and the odds. 1241 00:55:35,099 --> 00:55:39,103 Whether raining and it's muddy and the track is very slow. 1242 00:55:39,203 --> 00:55:43,774 I think I like Sad Sack. 1243 00:55:43,874 --> 00:55:49,680 It says he worked the mile in 1:57 flat. 1244 00:55:49,780 --> 00:55:52,450 (SINGING) Too bad he scratched. 1245 00:55:52,550 --> 00:55:54,952 (SINGING) Oh why did poor old Sad Sack have to go-- 1246 00:55:55,052 --> 00:55:58,322 (SINGING) Why did poor old Sad Sack, why did poor old Sad 1247 00:55:58,389 --> 00:56:02,627 Sack have to go and scratch? 1248 00:56:02,727 --> 00:56:05,195 They're off. 1249 00:56:05,329 --> 00:56:06,196 Giddy up. Giddy up. 1250 00:56:06,330 --> 00:56:07,197 Giddy up. Giddy up. 1251 00:56:07,331 --> 00:56:08,666 Giddy up. Giddy up. 1252 00:56:08,733 --> 00:56:09,567 Giddy up, yup, yup. 1253 00:56:09,734 --> 00:56:10,968 (SINGING) Who's ahead, who's ahead? 1254 00:56:11,068 --> 00:56:12,302 (SINGING) Gallorett's in front. 1255 00:56:12,403 --> 00:56:13,638 (SINGING) By a nose, by a leg, by half a length. 1256 00:56:13,738 --> 00:56:15,039 (SINGING) Man O' War's at the clubhouse turn. 1257 00:56:15,139 --> 00:56:18,409 (SINGING) Flying Schmo's last. 1258 00:56:18,543 --> 00:56:22,413 (SINGING) 40 lengths behind. 1259 00:56:22,547 --> 00:56:25,650 (SINGING) Run, run, run, run. 1260 00:56:25,750 --> 00:56:29,019 Go, go, go, go. 1261 00:56:29,086 --> 00:56:31,388 Run, run, Honeymoon. 1262 00:56:31,522 --> 00:56:34,024 We're nearly in the backstretch. 1263 00:56:34,091 --> 00:56:34,859 Thank you, gentlemen. 1264 00:56:34,992 --> 00:56:35,693 Same time tomorrow? 1265 00:56:35,826 --> 00:56:36,326 See you tomorrow. 1266 00:56:36,427 --> 00:56:37,261 OK, professor. 1267 00:56:37,428 --> 00:56:38,262 Nice going, Magenbruch. 1268 00:56:38,395 --> 00:56:39,329 MAN: That was swell, Mag. 1269 00:56:39,430 --> 00:56:40,364 MAN 1270 00:56:40,431 --> 00:56:41,866 MISS BRAGG: Just listen to that. 1271 00:56:41,999 --> 00:56:43,901 Professor Frisbee, either that woman leaves this house, 1272 00:56:44,034 --> 00:56:45,035 or I do. 1273 00:56:45,169 --> 00:56:46,036 Are you speaking of Miss Honey? 1274 00:56:46,170 --> 00:56:47,371 I am. 1275 00:56:47,505 --> 00:56:49,206 Ever since that woman crossed this threshold, 1276 00:56:49,339 --> 00:56:51,208 a prairie fire of orgiastic events 1277 00:56:51,341 --> 00:56:53,911 has swept through this house. 1278 00:56:54,044 --> 00:56:57,448 [playing "the anvil chorus"] 1279 00:56:58,382 --> 00:57:00,217 [music crescendoes] 1280 00:57:00,350 --> 00:57:01,218 [cymbals crash] 1281 00:57:01,351 --> 00:57:04,354 [all laughing, shouting] 1282 00:57:05,289 --> 00:57:06,056 Frisbee! 1283 00:57:06,123 --> 00:57:07,024 Are you hurt? 1284 00:57:07,124 --> 00:57:08,292 No, it merely startled me. 1285 00:57:08,425 --> 00:57:09,794 Must have fallen from that shelf. 1286 00:57:09,927 --> 00:57:10,427 Yes. 1287 00:57:10,561 --> 00:57:11,629 I'll put it back. 1288 00:57:11,762 --> 00:57:12,797 It was probably sympathetic vibration 1289 00:57:12,930 --> 00:57:13,931 that caused it to fall. 1290 00:57:14,064 --> 00:57:16,400 Oh, resonance can be a very powerful thing. 1291 00:57:16,534 --> 00:57:17,635 That has been proved. 1292 00:57:17,768 --> 00:57:18,869 That's true. 1293 00:57:18,969 --> 00:57:20,638 Seven trumpets tumbled down the walls of Jericho. 1294 00:57:20,738 --> 00:57:22,740 Russo shattered a wine glass by merely singing at it. 1295 00:57:22,807 --> 00:57:23,708 True. 1296 00:57:23,808 --> 00:57:25,242 That's all very interesting, gentlemen, 1297 00:57:25,375 --> 00:57:26,544 but our whole project seems to be suffering 1298 00:57:26,644 --> 00:57:27,578 from some sort of vibration. 1299 00:57:27,645 --> 00:57:28,779 (TOGETHER) What do you mean? 1300 00:57:28,913 --> 00:57:30,314 I'd like to talk to Miss Honey alone. 1301 00:57:30,447 --> 00:57:31,148 But we were-- 1302 00:57:31,281 --> 00:57:31,982 If you don't mind. 1303 00:57:46,163 --> 00:57:51,836 Now, Miss Honey, would you, uh, take this chair, please? 1304 00:57:51,969 --> 00:57:52,737 That particular chair? 1305 00:57:52,837 --> 00:57:53,337 Yes. 1306 00:57:53,470 --> 00:57:54,572 If you don't mind. 1307 00:57:54,672 --> 00:57:56,941 OK. 1308 00:57:57,007 --> 00:57:58,809 Would you open your mouth? 1309 00:57:58,943 --> 00:58:00,678 A little wider? 1310 00:58:00,811 --> 00:58:01,311 Thank you. 1311 00:58:01,445 --> 00:58:03,080 Can I close it now? 1312 00:58:03,180 --> 00:58:04,682 Oh, please do. 1313 00:58:04,815 --> 00:58:05,516 Miss Honey-- 1314 00:58:05,650 --> 00:58:06,784 Yeah? 1315 00:58:06,851 --> 00:58:08,352 Circumstances under which-- that is, over which-- 1316 00:58:08,519 --> 00:58:10,688 none of us has the least control forced me to a step 1317 00:58:10,788 --> 00:58:12,590 I am most reluctant to take. 1318 00:58:12,690 --> 00:58:16,193 The sky is perfectly clear, the thermometer is at 76, 1319 00:58:16,326 --> 00:58:19,129 your throat appears quite normal. 1320 00:58:19,196 --> 00:58:21,265 I'm afraid I must ask you to leave. 1321 00:58:21,365 --> 00:58:22,199 Leave here? 1322 00:58:22,332 --> 00:58:24,168 Why? 1323 00:58:24,268 --> 00:58:25,670 I want you to look at this project-- 1324 00:58:25,803 --> 00:58:28,172 this history of music-- as a voyage. 1325 00:58:28,305 --> 00:58:30,875 A long, hard, tedious voyage. 1326 00:58:31,008 --> 00:58:34,344 And when the foundation first launched its vessel, 1327 00:58:34,444 --> 00:58:37,347 it wisely followed an old rule of the sea-- 1328 00:58:37,481 --> 00:58:39,349 no women aboard. 1329 00:58:39,483 --> 00:58:41,952 Consequently, they chose a crew of single men, 1330 00:58:42,052 --> 00:58:43,854 with nothing to distract them from the course 1331 00:58:43,954 --> 00:58:45,189 they were about to sail. 1332 00:58:45,322 --> 00:58:46,724 Say, junior-- you couldn't stop walking up and down, here? 1333 00:58:46,857 --> 00:58:48,292 For the last four days, Miss Honey, 1334 00:58:48,392 --> 00:58:50,561 we have been doing nothing but just drifting. 1335 00:58:50,661 --> 00:58:51,962 The needle of the compass no longer 1336 00:58:52,062 --> 00:58:53,664 points to the magnetic pole. 1337 00:58:53,731 --> 00:58:55,666 It points, if I may say so, to your ankles. 1338 00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:58,636 Oh, come now, Admiral-- a bunch of grown men. 1339 00:58:58,736 --> 00:59:00,571 They've all seen a pair of ankles before. 1340 00:59:00,705 --> 00:59:02,539 Not in nine years, they haven't. 1341 00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:04,308 Except for the singularly uninspired 1342 00:59:04,408 --> 00:59:05,676 underpinnings of miss Bragg. 1343 00:59:05,810 --> 00:59:07,344 Well, then, if you think I'm bothering them, 1344 00:59:07,477 --> 00:59:08,646 I'll sit on my legs. 1345 00:59:08,746 --> 00:59:10,915 And I'll do it in my room, or in the kitchen. 1346 00:59:11,048 --> 00:59:12,016 It's too late. 1347 00:59:12,082 --> 00:59:13,183 You must leave now. 1348 00:59:13,317 --> 00:59:14,885 But I can't leave now. 1349 00:59:15,019 --> 00:59:15,853 What about your work? 1350 00:59:15,986 --> 00:59:17,655 It isn't even finished. 1351 00:59:17,755 --> 00:59:19,657 There are a lot of things we haven't even touched on. 1352 00:59:19,757 --> 00:59:21,091 Oh, make no mistake, Miss Honey. 1353 00:59:21,225 --> 00:59:23,027 I shall regret deeply the absence of your keen mind. 1354 00:59:23,093 --> 00:59:25,730 But unfortunately, it's inseparable from an extremely 1355 00:59:25,863 --> 00:59:26,764 disturbing body. 1356 00:59:26,897 --> 00:59:29,867 [whistles] All right, I'll go. 1357 00:59:29,934 --> 00:59:30,835 Only don't shove. 1358 00:59:30,935 --> 00:59:32,069 I'll leave some time tomorrow. - No. 1359 00:59:32,202 --> 00:59:33,037 Not tomorrow. Right away. 1360 00:59:33,170 --> 00:59:33,738 But I tell you, I can't-- 1361 00:59:33,871 --> 00:59:34,872 I insist. 1362 00:59:35,005 --> 00:59:35,873 Old Crabapple Annie. 1363 00:59:36,006 --> 00:59:36,506 Listen, Frisbee-- 1364 00:59:36,607 --> 00:59:38,042 "Crabapple Annie?" 1365 00:59:38,175 --> 00:59:40,044 Why, that implies that I'm puritanical and narrow-minded. 1366 00:59:40,177 --> 00:59:41,612 - Yeah. - Well, I'm not. 1367 00:59:41,746 --> 00:59:42,913 I'm a perfectly normal man, with perfectly normal instincts. 1368 00:59:43,013 --> 00:59:44,181 And an awful high boiling point. 1369 00:59:44,281 --> 00:59:46,050 Not even that. 1370 00:59:46,183 --> 00:59:48,185 I, too, have been acutely aware of your presence. 1371 00:59:48,285 --> 00:59:49,687 But-- - You have? 1372 00:59:49,787 --> 00:59:50,621 --fortunately, I'm strong enough to be able to resist 1373 00:59:50,755 --> 00:59:52,222 its demoralizing effects. 1374 00:59:52,289 --> 00:59:53,457 Oh, really? 1375 00:59:53,624 --> 00:59:55,025 I admit-- at times, it was quite a struggle. 1376 00:59:55,125 --> 00:59:55,860 But-- 1377 00:59:55,960 --> 00:59:56,627 Like when? 1378 00:59:56,727 --> 00:59:58,195 Well, twice, to be exact. 1379 00:59:58,295 --> 01:00:00,364 The first time, when you leaned over my shoulder to explain 1380 01:00:00,464 --> 01:00:01,398 the meaning of the word "riff." 1381 01:00:01,465 --> 01:00:02,599 And the second time? 1382 01:00:02,733 --> 01:00:04,234 I'm not finished with the first time. 1383 01:00:04,301 --> 01:00:07,371 You leaned over my shoulder, and I felt your breath on my ear. 1384 01:00:07,471 --> 01:00:08,973 And? 1385 01:00:09,106 --> 01:00:10,440 And the second time, you were standing up against the window 1386 01:00:10,540 --> 01:00:12,476 with the sunlight in your hair. 1387 01:00:12,609 --> 01:00:14,278 But you didn't do anything about it? 1388 01:00:14,378 --> 01:00:15,079 Yes, I did. 1389 01:00:15,212 --> 01:00:16,613 I left the room. 1390 01:00:16,747 --> 01:00:17,815 I went upstairs, dipped my handkerchief into cold water, 1391 01:00:17,948 --> 01:00:19,283 and put it on the back of my neck-- 1392 01:00:19,383 --> 01:00:20,217 right here, where the nerve center is. 1393 01:00:20,317 --> 01:00:21,485 Oh, you're cute. 1394 01:00:21,652 --> 01:00:23,487 Just a little sunlight in my hair, and you 1395 01:00:23,587 --> 01:00:24,922 had to water your neck. 1396 01:00:24,989 --> 01:00:27,491 Well, perhaps I shouldn't have mentioned it. 1397 01:00:27,624 --> 01:00:29,493 But I'm trying to explain that the whole success 1398 01:00:29,626 --> 01:00:31,228 of the project depends on-- 1399 01:00:31,328 --> 01:00:36,100 on this-- I want you to coop-- 1400 01:00:36,166 --> 01:00:37,902 cooperate. 1401 01:00:38,002 --> 01:00:40,104 I'd-- I'd like you to (VOICE CRACKS) leave. 1402 01:00:40,237 --> 01:00:42,172 [clears throat] Leave. 1403 01:00:42,306 --> 01:00:44,641 Do really mean that? 1404 01:00:44,775 --> 01:00:46,010 Yes, I (VOICE CRACKS) do. 1405 01:00:46,143 --> 01:00:46,911 I do. 1406 01:00:47,011 --> 01:00:48,312 [clears throat] 1407 01:00:48,412 --> 01:00:51,749 Well, as long as I'm leaving anyway, I may as well spill it. 1408 01:00:51,849 --> 01:00:52,449 Spill it? 1409 01:00:52,582 --> 01:00:53,784 Spill what? 1410 01:00:53,918 --> 01:00:55,085 Why do you think I came here in the first place? 1411 01:00:55,185 --> 01:00:56,486 Well, I imagine to help me in my research. 1412 01:00:56,620 --> 01:00:58,255 No. I came on account of you. 1413 01:00:58,355 --> 01:00:59,323 On account of me? 1414 01:00:59,423 --> 01:01:00,457 Yeah. 1415 01:01:00,590 --> 01:01:01,859 Of all the men I've ever met, I had 1416 01:01:01,992 --> 01:01:04,328 to fall for a strong, silent man of distinction. 1417 01:01:04,461 --> 01:01:05,362 Distinction? 1418 01:01:05,495 --> 01:01:06,764 A man of unbending will power. 1419 01:01:06,864 --> 01:01:08,332 A man who could just flip me away 1420 01:01:08,432 --> 01:01:09,599 like an old cigarette butt. 1421 01:01:09,700 --> 01:01:11,635 Oh, now, don't let it upset you, Miss Honey. 1422 01:01:11,769 --> 01:01:13,437 But it does upset me. 1423 01:01:13,537 --> 01:01:15,973 Unfortunately, I don't happen to be strong. 1424 01:01:16,106 --> 01:01:18,275 I can't steel myself against you. 1425 01:01:18,375 --> 01:01:19,109 Against me? 1426 01:01:19,209 --> 01:01:19,944 Yeah. 1427 01:01:20,044 --> 01:01:21,545 You. 1428 01:01:21,645 --> 01:01:24,381 Maybe it sounds crazy, but to me, you're a-- 1429 01:01:24,514 --> 01:01:26,116 a regular yum-yum type. 1430 01:01:26,216 --> 01:01:27,484 A (STUTTERS) yum-yum? 1431 01:01:27,551 --> 01:01:28,552 Yeah. 1432 01:01:28,719 --> 01:01:29,787 You know what that means? - No. 1433 01:01:29,887 --> 01:01:31,121 We-- we haven't gotten to that, yet. 1434 01:01:31,221 --> 01:01:32,356 We've got to it now. 1435 01:01:32,456 --> 01:01:33,724 And I'm glad it's out. 1436 01:01:33,858 --> 01:01:35,659 Oh, I don't give a hoop if the others went for me. 1437 01:01:35,726 --> 01:01:37,461 It's you I'm wacky about. 1438 01:01:37,561 --> 01:01:38,528 Just plain wacky. 1439 01:01:38,662 --> 01:01:39,797 Can you understand that? 1440 01:01:39,897 --> 01:01:40,697 Please, Miss Honey-- 1441 01:01:40,798 --> 01:01:41,966 Oh, "please" nothing. 1442 01:01:42,066 --> 01:01:43,801 Maybe you can generate, or whatever it is, 1443 01:01:43,901 --> 01:01:45,402 for all that suppressed business. 1444 01:01:45,535 --> 01:01:47,237 But I can't. 1445 01:01:47,371 --> 01:01:48,372 Come here. 1446 01:01:48,472 --> 01:01:51,675 Oh-- you're so tall. 1447 01:01:51,809 --> 01:01:53,377 What are you doing? 1448 01:01:53,510 --> 01:01:54,678 You'll find out. 1449 01:01:54,812 --> 01:01:56,213 That's an extremely valuable reference book. 1450 01:01:56,346 --> 01:01:59,349 And that's just too bad. 1451 01:01:59,416 --> 01:02:00,417 Just perfect. 1452 01:02:00,550 --> 01:02:01,718 What are you going to do? 1453 01:02:01,819 --> 01:02:03,087 I'm going to show you what "yum-yum" is. 1454 01:02:03,220 --> 01:02:04,088 Hm? 1455 01:02:04,221 --> 01:02:06,490 Here's yum. 1456 01:02:06,590 --> 01:02:09,059 And here's the other yum. 1457 01:02:09,159 --> 01:02:10,995 [womanly sigh] 1458 01:02:11,095 --> 01:02:11,996 And here's yum-yum. 1459 01:02:18,168 --> 01:02:19,336 Pardon me. 1460 01:02:19,436 --> 01:02:20,170 Hey! 1461 01:02:20,270 --> 01:02:21,171 Where are you going? 1462 01:02:26,276 --> 01:02:27,244 Did you see? 1463 01:02:27,344 --> 01:02:28,412 He almost stepped on my hand! 1464 01:02:28,545 --> 01:02:29,446 Three steps at a time! 1465 01:02:29,579 --> 01:02:31,081 - Shot out of a gun. - Why? 1466 01:02:31,181 --> 01:02:31,882 I don't know. 1467 01:02:32,016 --> 01:02:33,117 To get a razor strap, I hope. 1468 01:02:33,250 --> 01:02:34,584 And I hope he knows where to apply it. 1469 01:02:34,718 --> 01:02:36,220 [door closes] 1470 01:02:46,964 --> 01:02:48,799 MISS BRAGG: Well, Professor Frisbee? 1471 01:02:48,933 --> 01:02:50,467 Oh-- yes, Miss Bragg. 1472 01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:53,804 Would, uh-- would someone call a taxi cab for Miss Honey, 1473 01:02:53,938 --> 01:02:54,438 please? 1474 01:02:54,571 --> 01:02:55,272 Of course. 1475 01:02:55,405 --> 01:02:56,573 Right away. 1476 01:02:56,706 --> 01:02:57,607 Huh! 1477 01:03:06,483 --> 01:03:07,651 A fine business. 1478 01:03:07,784 --> 01:03:09,119 I beg your pardon? 1479 01:03:09,219 --> 01:03:10,720 What's the big idea, running out on me like that? 1480 01:03:10,821 --> 01:03:11,555 Oh, nothing. 1481 01:03:11,655 --> 01:03:12,823 Nothing. 1482 01:03:12,923 --> 01:03:15,225 I have been thinking, Miss Honey, and-- 1483 01:03:15,325 --> 01:03:19,796 well, the last few minutes have confirmed my former decision. 1484 01:03:19,897 --> 01:03:22,099 Your further presence here would be fatal. 1485 01:03:22,232 --> 01:03:23,567 You must get me out of your mind, 1486 01:03:23,667 --> 01:03:26,336 just as I must get you out of this house. 1487 01:03:26,503 --> 01:03:28,438 Your hair's wet. 1488 01:03:28,505 --> 01:03:30,340 Well-- never mind, please. 1489 01:03:30,474 --> 01:03:31,275 Well, it is wet. 1490 01:03:31,341 --> 01:03:32,509 Well, what of it? 1491 01:03:32,676 --> 01:03:33,610 Nothing. 1492 01:03:33,677 --> 01:03:34,945 I just happened to notice it. 1493 01:03:35,079 --> 01:03:36,080 Well, forget it. Please. 1494 01:03:36,180 --> 01:03:36,914 OK. 1495 01:03:37,014 --> 01:03:37,581 OK. 1496 01:03:37,681 --> 01:03:39,016 But it is wet. 1497 01:03:39,149 --> 01:03:42,953 Now, to get back to the subject under discussion-- 1498 01:03:43,020 --> 01:03:45,689 it would be idle for me to deny that I, too, 1499 01:03:45,822 --> 01:03:47,992 feel very strongly this affinity that you 1500 01:03:48,125 --> 01:03:50,194 spoke about a few minutes ago. 1501 01:03:50,327 --> 01:03:53,663 But after three years, when my work is finished, 1502 01:03:53,763 --> 01:03:56,867 perhaps we can take up where we left off. 1503 01:03:57,001 --> 01:03:58,468 [breathing heavily] In the meantime, 1504 01:03:58,535 --> 01:04:04,708 I hope that we may continue with some sort of correspondence. 1505 01:04:04,841 --> 01:04:06,676 Would you, Miss Honey? 1506 01:04:06,810 --> 01:04:09,146 Oh, Frizzy. 1507 01:04:09,213 --> 01:04:10,714 I know. 1508 01:04:10,881 --> 01:04:12,782 That's the way I feel, too. 1509 01:04:12,883 --> 01:04:14,952 But it has to be. 1510 01:04:15,052 --> 01:04:17,988 Just one more thing before you go, Miss Honey. 1511 01:04:18,055 --> 01:04:23,493 I will probably be a long time, and I thought perhaps-- 1512 01:04:23,627 --> 01:04:25,629 well, that is-- 1513 01:04:25,729 --> 01:04:33,237 I, uh-- would you "yum" me, just once more? 1514 01:04:39,543 --> 01:04:41,545 It seems so unnecessary. 1515 01:04:41,678 --> 01:04:42,812 (ALL) Yes. 1516 01:04:42,913 --> 01:04:45,582 MISS BRAGG: Well, I think it's very-- 1517 01:04:45,715 --> 01:04:46,583 Taxi is here. 1518 01:04:46,716 --> 01:04:47,884 I'll tell him. 1519 01:04:51,888 --> 01:04:53,023 Professor Frisbee! 1520 01:04:53,090 --> 01:04:54,925 The taxi for that young woman is here. 1521 01:04:58,028 --> 01:04:59,029 Professor Frisbee! 1522 01:04:59,096 --> 01:05:01,031 The taxi! 1523 01:05:01,165 --> 01:05:01,999 The taxi! 1524 01:05:05,435 --> 01:05:06,170 (WOOZY VOICE) Yes? 1525 01:05:06,270 --> 01:05:07,104 What is it? 1526 01:05:07,271 --> 01:05:09,239 The taxi is here. 1527 01:05:09,339 --> 01:05:09,906 Taxi? 1528 01:05:10,040 --> 01:05:12,542 [giggles] What taxi? 1529 01:05:12,609 --> 01:05:16,413 Miss Swanson's, or mine. 1530 01:05:16,546 --> 01:05:18,215 It's all yours, Crabapple Annie. 1531 01:05:26,456 --> 01:05:27,424 Get some coffee. 1532 01:05:27,524 --> 01:05:29,026 Yes-- some coffee. 1533 01:05:37,301 --> 01:05:40,537 Now, you just sit down, and we'll get you something to eat. 1534 01:05:40,637 --> 01:05:42,706 Miss Bragg kept something warm. 1535 01:05:42,806 --> 01:05:44,908 Just sit down, here. 1536 01:05:45,042 --> 01:05:46,376 Here's your coffee, Frisbee. 1537 01:05:46,476 --> 01:05:47,411 Where have you been, Frisbee? 1538 01:05:47,544 --> 01:05:48,612 Yeah. 1539 01:05:48,745 --> 01:05:49,746 It's almost 4 o'clock in the morning. 1540 01:05:49,879 --> 01:05:50,947 What happened to you? 1541 01:05:51,081 --> 01:05:51,648 Hm? 1542 01:05:51,781 --> 01:05:53,617 [high-pitched giggle] 1543 01:05:53,750 --> 01:05:54,451 Come on. 1544 01:05:54,584 --> 01:05:55,419 Drink your coffee. 1545 01:05:55,552 --> 01:05:56,253 Yes. 1546 01:05:56,386 --> 01:05:58,288 Here's the sugar. 1547 01:05:58,422 --> 01:06:00,257 Sugar, Frisbee. 1548 01:06:00,324 --> 01:06:01,658 No, that's salt! 1549 01:06:01,791 --> 01:06:02,959 No! 1550 01:06:03,060 --> 01:06:04,794 Oh, get another cup of coffee. 1551 01:06:04,928 --> 01:06:07,264 Now, Frisbee, you left before dinner. 1552 01:06:07,331 --> 01:06:08,098 Where have you been? 1553 01:06:08,232 --> 01:06:08,765 Hm? 1554 01:06:08,898 --> 01:06:14,471 [giggling] 1555 01:06:14,604 --> 01:06:16,140 Not on the cake! 1556 01:06:16,273 --> 01:06:16,940 That's mustard! 1557 01:06:17,007 --> 01:06:18,442 Here's some more coffee. 1558 01:06:18,575 --> 01:06:21,445 Now, Frisbee, won't you please tell us where you've been? 1559 01:06:28,685 --> 01:06:29,653 Oh, wait a minute. 1560 01:06:29,786 --> 01:06:30,620 What the-- 1561 01:06:33,423 --> 01:06:34,124 No! 1562 01:06:38,628 --> 01:06:39,863 [giggles] 1563 01:06:39,996 --> 01:06:41,131 Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. 1564 01:06:41,198 --> 01:06:41,765 Frisbee. 1565 01:06:41,865 --> 01:06:42,599 Frisbee, please. 1566 01:06:42,699 --> 01:06:43,600 Have some toast. 1567 01:06:43,700 --> 01:06:45,269 Please tell us-- 1568 01:06:45,369 --> 01:06:48,372 what's the matter? 1569 01:06:48,505 --> 01:06:51,007 Please, Frisbee-- Frisbee! 1570 01:06:51,141 --> 01:06:55,612 What is the matter? 1571 01:06:55,712 --> 01:06:57,281 What's the matter? 1572 01:06:57,381 --> 01:06:58,715 I'm in love, that's what's the matter. 1573 01:06:58,815 --> 01:07:00,117 I'm in love. 1574 01:07:00,217 --> 01:07:02,452 I'm going upstairs to propose to her, right now. 1575 01:07:02,552 --> 01:07:03,653 Frisbee-- 1576 01:07:03,720 --> 01:07:04,854 Oh, thank you, gentlemen, for the food. 1577 01:07:04,988 --> 01:07:05,722 It was delicious. 1578 01:07:05,855 --> 01:07:06,623 Frisbee-- 1579 01:07:06,723 --> 01:07:08,558 Well, good night. 1580 01:07:08,692 --> 01:07:10,294 [crashing, tumbling] 1581 01:07:10,394 --> 01:07:11,128 Frisbee! 1582 01:07:13,997 --> 01:07:15,165 Package for Frisbee. 1583 01:07:15,299 --> 01:07:16,300 Oh, well, that's me. Thank you very much. 1584 01:07:16,400 --> 01:07:17,134 Sign here. 1585 01:07:17,234 --> 01:07:18,302 What was the delay, young man? 1586 01:07:18,402 --> 01:07:19,236 Just sign there. 1587 01:07:19,403 --> 01:07:21,205 I trust the engraving is all right? 1588 01:07:21,305 --> 01:07:21,838 I guess so. 1589 01:07:21,971 --> 01:07:22,839 Thank you. 1590 01:07:22,972 --> 01:07:24,208 Oh-- just a moment. 1591 01:07:24,341 --> 01:07:25,675 Here you are. 1592 01:07:25,809 --> 01:07:26,576 Thanks. 1593 01:07:26,710 --> 01:07:28,512 You're quite welcome. 1594 01:07:28,578 --> 01:07:30,580 (STUTTERING) Are you sure it's a real diamond, Frisbee? 1595 01:07:30,747 --> 01:07:31,981 Oh, I'm certain that it is. 1596 01:07:32,082 --> 01:07:34,017 The ring cost me $83.95-- 1597 01:07:34,084 --> 01:07:36,753 which didn't include the $2 for the engraving charge. 1598 01:07:36,920 --> 01:07:37,721 Let's see, Frisbee! 1599 01:07:37,821 --> 01:07:39,156 I'm trying to open it. 1600 01:07:43,693 --> 01:07:44,394 Oh, here. 1601 01:07:44,528 --> 01:07:45,229 You do it. 1602 01:07:45,362 --> 01:07:46,363 Yes, sir. 1603 01:07:46,430 --> 01:07:46,930 [all sigh] 1604 01:07:47,097 --> 01:07:48,031 There it is. 1605 01:07:48,098 --> 01:07:48,832 DR. ELFINI: Lovely. 1606 01:07:48,932 --> 01:07:49,766 Lovely. 1607 01:07:49,933 --> 01:07:51,235 It isn't very big, is it? 1608 01:07:51,335 --> 01:07:52,669 But it is in extremely good taste. 1609 01:07:52,769 --> 01:07:53,770 Lovely. Lovely. 1610 01:07:53,903 --> 01:07:55,071 Frisbee, as a man of experience, 1611 01:07:55,205 --> 01:07:57,006 I assure you that I like it. 1612 01:07:57,107 --> 01:07:58,508 Thank you, very much. 1613 01:07:58,608 --> 01:07:59,943 Here's the breakfast you ordered, Professor Frisbee. 1614 01:08:00,076 --> 01:08:00,944 Oh-- thank you, Miss Bragg. 1615 01:08:01,077 --> 01:08:01,878 Room service! 1616 01:08:01,945 --> 01:08:03,380 Now it's room service! 1617 01:08:03,513 --> 01:08:06,250 Elfini, would you please put the ring under the toast? 1618 01:08:06,383 --> 01:08:07,584 Why, certainly. 1619 01:08:07,717 --> 01:08:09,953 Thank you. 1620 01:08:10,086 --> 01:08:11,888 Well-- goodbye. 1621 01:08:11,955 --> 01:08:13,123 Good luck. 1622 01:08:13,257 --> 01:08:15,425 Don't take "no" for an answer, Frisbee. 1623 01:08:15,525 --> 01:08:16,360 Be careful! 1624 01:08:21,865 --> 01:08:24,134 If I were the cream for that woman's coffee, I'd curdle. 1625 01:08:24,268 --> 01:08:26,936 Miss Bragg, I thought you were leaving us. 1626 01:08:27,036 --> 01:08:29,038 A nurse doesn't desert her post when 1627 01:08:29,139 --> 01:08:30,740 an epidemic reaches its crisis! 1628 01:08:30,807 --> 01:08:33,643 Hm. 1629 01:08:33,777 --> 01:08:34,644 [knocking at door] 1630 01:08:34,778 --> 01:08:35,612 MISS HONEY: Come in. 1631 01:08:39,082 --> 01:08:40,284 Good morning. 1632 01:08:40,417 --> 01:08:41,718 Oh-- good morning, Frizzy! 1633 01:08:41,818 --> 01:08:42,819 I brought you breakfast. 1634 01:08:42,919 --> 01:08:43,720 Good! 1635 01:08:43,820 --> 01:08:44,654 I'll have it right here. 1636 01:08:44,788 --> 01:08:46,756 Thank you. 1637 01:08:46,823 --> 01:08:47,657 How do you take it? 1638 01:08:47,824 --> 01:08:49,326 Just jav, no cow. 1639 01:08:49,426 --> 01:08:50,260 Just what? 1640 01:08:50,327 --> 01:08:51,127 Black. 1641 01:08:51,261 --> 01:08:52,462 Oh. 1642 01:08:52,596 --> 01:08:53,563 Sugar? - Mm-mm. 1643 01:08:53,663 --> 01:08:54,431 Straight. 1644 01:08:57,334 --> 01:08:58,268 Toast? 1645 01:08:58,402 --> 01:08:58,902 Mm-mm. 1646 01:08:59,002 --> 01:09:00,837 No, thanks. 1647 01:09:00,970 --> 01:09:02,839 You sure you don't want some toast? 1648 01:09:02,972 --> 01:09:05,442 Mm-mm. 1649 01:09:05,509 --> 01:09:06,576 No toast, eh? 1650 01:09:06,676 --> 01:09:07,411 Mm-mm. 1651 01:09:07,511 --> 01:09:09,479 Never use it. 1652 01:09:09,613 --> 01:09:10,780 Not even a small bite? 1653 01:09:10,914 --> 01:09:11,615 Mm-mm. 1654 01:09:11,748 --> 01:09:12,582 Sit down. 1655 01:09:12,682 --> 01:09:13,517 Take a load off your feet. 1656 01:09:13,650 --> 01:09:14,351 Hm. 1657 01:09:14,484 --> 01:09:15,185 No toast. 1658 01:09:19,088 --> 01:09:21,991 Oh, that's a book I was reading last night. 1659 01:09:22,125 --> 01:09:24,160 I couldn't sleep last night, either. 1660 01:09:24,294 --> 01:09:26,530 I just kept walking and walking, until the sun 1661 01:09:26,663 --> 01:09:28,298 came up over the East 60s. 1662 01:09:28,365 --> 01:09:29,766 I had to have time to gather my thoughts 1663 01:09:29,866 --> 01:09:31,601 together, and kind of-- 1664 01:09:31,701 --> 01:09:33,036 clarify our relationship. 1665 01:09:33,203 --> 01:09:34,638 Have we got one of those? 1666 01:09:34,704 --> 01:09:36,039 Oh, yes, Miss Honey. 1667 01:09:36,172 --> 01:09:38,007 It's very important to me, too. 1668 01:09:38,107 --> 01:09:39,543 You see, it's new-- 1669 01:09:39,676 --> 01:09:42,879 and rather strange. 1670 01:09:43,012 --> 01:09:45,282 Up until now, my life has been like-- 1671 01:09:45,382 --> 01:09:48,452 well, like-- like an unorchestrated theme. 1672 01:09:48,552 --> 01:09:50,554 Say-- you couldn't talk a little plainer, could you? 1673 01:09:50,687 --> 01:09:53,723 Well, not unless you have a piece of toast. 1674 01:09:58,562 --> 01:10:01,465 Or, at least look under the lid, anyway. 1675 01:10:04,634 --> 01:10:08,137 Aww-- you went and bought me a present. 1676 01:10:08,238 --> 01:10:09,573 I hope it fits. 1677 01:10:09,706 --> 01:10:11,341 I went all over town last night, trying to find 1678 01:10:11,408 --> 01:10:13,142 a jewelry store that was open. 1679 01:10:15,979 --> 01:10:18,047 Now, isn't that sweet? 1680 01:10:18,181 --> 01:10:19,148 It's a lovely ring. 1681 01:10:19,249 --> 01:10:21,017 Really, it is, Frizzy. 1682 01:10:21,084 --> 01:10:23,253 I'd hoped you'd like it. 1683 01:10:23,420 --> 01:10:29,058 It's, uh-- it's our engagement ring. 1684 01:10:29,158 --> 01:10:31,561 Frizzy! 1685 01:10:31,695 --> 01:10:32,862 Do you mean that-- 1686 01:10:32,996 --> 01:10:34,030 Yes, I do. 1687 01:10:34,163 --> 01:10:35,164 Do you mean you really-- 1688 01:10:35,265 --> 01:10:37,667 Well, I-- yes. 1689 01:10:40,437 --> 01:10:42,606 What am I supposed to say? 1690 01:10:42,772 --> 01:10:44,408 Why, just say "yes." 1691 01:10:44,508 --> 01:10:45,742 After what you told me yesterday-- 1692 01:10:45,875 --> 01:10:47,544 the way you feel about me-- 1693 01:10:47,677 --> 01:10:50,747 all you have to do now is say "yes." 1694 01:10:50,880 --> 01:10:55,118 Frizzy-- don't you think you're being a bit hasty? 1695 01:10:55,251 --> 01:10:58,622 I'm just as surprised as you are. 1696 01:10:58,755 --> 01:10:59,756 Marriage. 1697 01:10:59,856 --> 01:11:02,392 I always thought I was married to my music. 1698 01:11:02,526 --> 01:11:05,028 I thought the only thing could stir me was Piatigorsky 1699 01:11:05,128 --> 01:11:08,264 on the cello, Heifetz on the violin, Toscanini 1700 01:11:08,398 --> 01:11:10,233 conducting a symphony. 1701 01:11:10,300 --> 01:11:15,138 And then-- then you. 1702 01:11:15,271 --> 01:11:18,141 You see, I've had rather a curious background. 1703 01:11:18,274 --> 01:11:21,210 I was graduated from Princeton when I was 13. 1704 01:11:21,311 --> 01:11:23,146 When I was a year old, I could sing "Three Blind Mice." 1705 01:11:23,279 --> 01:11:25,281 And before I was three, I knew that 1706 01:11:25,415 --> 01:11:28,452 the major chord on flattened supertonic was D-flat, 1707 01:11:28,585 --> 01:11:31,087 F, and A-flat-- 1708 01:11:31,154 --> 01:11:33,923 in the key of C, of course. 1709 01:11:34,057 --> 01:11:37,093 People like that-- hm. 1710 01:11:37,226 --> 01:11:38,828 I don't know. 1711 01:11:38,962 --> 01:11:42,231 Dust just piles up on their hearts. 1712 01:11:42,332 --> 01:11:46,736 It kind of took you to blow it away. 1713 01:11:46,836 --> 01:11:48,171 Yeah, but-- 1714 01:11:48,304 --> 01:11:51,641 I didn't mean to blow it smack into your eyes. 1715 01:11:51,741 --> 01:11:52,476 That's what happened. 1716 01:11:55,645 --> 01:11:57,313 Why don't you look inside the ring? 1717 01:12:01,184 --> 01:12:02,952 There's some writing. 1718 01:12:03,019 --> 01:12:04,320 Musical notes. - Yes. 1719 01:12:04,454 --> 01:12:05,922 There wasn't enough room for all the words, 1720 01:12:06,022 --> 01:12:07,791 so I used notes, instead. 1721 01:12:07,857 --> 01:12:10,026 Notes from the opening phrase of an aria from the opera 1722 01:12:10,159 --> 01:12:11,695 "Paris and Helen." 1723 01:12:11,828 --> 01:12:19,335 Quote, "O thou beloved, whom so long my heart desired, 1724 01:12:19,436 --> 01:12:23,540 when will the day e'er be that my heart thou doth bless 1725 01:12:23,673 --> 01:12:28,177 with a softly whispered yes?" 1726 01:12:28,277 --> 01:12:29,713 Unquote, I suppose. 1727 01:12:32,549 --> 01:12:35,885 I hope you don't think it's too corny. 1728 01:12:38,988 --> 01:12:40,156 Oh, Frizzy, I-- 1729 01:12:40,289 --> 01:12:41,625 [knocking at door] 1730 01:12:41,725 --> 01:12:42,459 Yes? 1731 01:12:42,559 --> 01:12:44,461 Come in. 1732 01:12:44,561 --> 01:12:47,063 Miss Honey, there's a telephone call for you. 1733 01:12:47,230 --> 01:12:47,964 For me? 1734 01:12:48,064 --> 01:12:49,499 Yes. 1735 01:12:49,566 --> 01:12:50,900 We hate to interrupt you, but it is a long-distance call. 1736 01:12:51,067 --> 01:12:53,236 The man on the wire said it was from your "daddy." 1737 01:12:53,336 --> 01:12:54,237 "Daddy?" 1738 01:12:54,370 --> 01:12:55,705 That's what he said. 1739 01:12:55,805 --> 01:12:56,305 Oh! 1740 01:12:56,406 --> 01:12:57,541 Oh, my daddy! 1741 01:12:57,674 --> 01:13:00,376 Oh, yeah-- I'll take it right away! 1742 01:13:00,510 --> 01:13:01,745 How did it go, Frisbee? 1743 01:13:01,878 --> 01:13:02,979 Oh, very well. 1744 01:13:03,079 --> 01:13:04,380 She seemed quite overwhelmed. 1745 01:13:04,481 --> 01:13:06,082 That was to be expected, though. 1746 01:13:06,215 --> 01:13:08,585 Excuse me, but, uh, the-- the customary 1747 01:13:08,718 --> 01:13:13,690 procedure is to approach the parents of a young lady first. 1748 01:13:13,757 --> 01:13:14,323 Hello? 1749 01:13:14,424 --> 01:13:15,158 Hello, Honey. 1750 01:13:15,258 --> 01:13:16,192 This is Monte. 1751 01:13:16,325 --> 01:13:17,661 The boss wants to talk to you. 1752 01:13:17,761 --> 01:13:19,062 Only we're really in the call, so it won't be traced. 1753 01:13:19,162 --> 01:13:19,863 Get me? 1754 01:13:19,996 --> 01:13:20,997 Here she is, boss. 1755 01:13:21,097 --> 01:13:21,831 Ready? 1756 01:13:21,931 --> 01:13:23,099 OK, now, Honey. 1757 01:13:23,266 --> 01:13:24,701 Don't use no names, though. 1758 01:13:30,507 --> 01:13:33,176 Oh, boy, did you call at the right minute. 1759 01:13:33,276 --> 01:13:34,410 Where are you? 1760 01:13:34,544 --> 01:13:36,045 Little one-horse town in New Jersey. 1761 01:13:36,112 --> 01:13:37,346 Rancocas, it's called. 1762 01:13:37,447 --> 01:13:38,848 How you been, baby? 1763 01:13:38,948 --> 01:13:40,016 Everything under control? 1764 01:13:40,116 --> 01:13:41,084 Not anymore. 1765 01:13:41,217 --> 01:13:43,453 Things are getting complicated. 1766 01:13:43,587 --> 01:13:44,754 No, no-- nothing like that. 1767 01:13:44,854 --> 01:13:47,857 It's-- it's just that one of the kitties 1768 01:13:47,957 --> 01:13:49,959 has broken out in a rash. 1769 01:13:50,093 --> 01:13:50,960 Yeah. 1770 01:13:51,094 --> 01:13:52,562 Slight case of spring fever. 1771 01:13:52,629 --> 01:13:55,098 Well, don't let the old boy run you down in his wheelchair. 1772 01:13:55,231 --> 01:13:56,399 Everything's set, baby. 1773 01:13:56,466 --> 01:13:58,902 Got a Justice of the Peace all lined up. 1774 01:13:59,035 --> 01:14:00,036 Hm? 1775 01:14:00,136 --> 01:14:01,070 That's what we're trying to figure 1776 01:14:01,204 --> 01:14:02,472 out-- how to get you down here. 1777 01:14:02,606 --> 01:14:03,372 No. 1778 01:14:03,473 --> 01:14:04,474 I don't want you to take a train. 1779 01:14:04,608 --> 01:14:06,042 They'll spot you like a lead dime. 1780 01:14:06,142 --> 01:14:07,477 They'll be watching everything-- 1781 01:14:07,611 --> 01:14:09,613 Holland Tunnel, George Washington Bridge, everything. 1782 01:14:09,746 --> 01:14:11,314 I don't care if I have to hitchhike 1783 01:14:11,447 --> 01:14:12,315 out of here in a hearse! 1784 01:14:12,448 --> 01:14:13,917 I've got to get out of here! 1785 01:14:13,983 --> 01:14:15,318 I don't like it! 1786 01:14:15,451 --> 01:14:19,789 I want-- oh, well, what other news is there, daddy? 1787 01:14:19,923 --> 01:14:21,825 Everything fine at home? 1788 01:14:21,958 --> 01:14:23,727 How's mom's lumbago? 1789 01:14:23,827 --> 01:14:25,328 How's whose what? 1790 01:14:25,428 --> 01:14:27,263 Home for her birthday? 1791 01:14:27,396 --> 01:14:29,966 Well, I don't know, daddy, I-- 1792 01:14:30,099 --> 01:14:31,067 I won't be long. 1793 01:14:31,167 --> 01:14:32,502 Just wait in the library, please. 1794 01:14:32,602 --> 01:14:34,971 If-- if you don't mind, I'd like to have 1795 01:14:35,104 --> 01:14:37,140 a few words with your father. 1796 01:14:37,273 --> 01:14:38,675 Oh. 1797 01:14:38,808 --> 01:14:40,644 Sure. 1798 01:14:40,744 --> 01:14:43,913 Uh, Daddy-- this is the professor 1799 01:14:44,013 --> 01:14:44,981 I was telling you about. 1800 01:14:49,318 --> 01:14:52,522 [clears throat] Hello, Mr. Swanson? 1801 01:14:52,656 --> 01:14:54,958 This is Hobart Frisbee. 1802 01:14:55,024 --> 01:14:58,261 I gather your daughter has told you of our intentions? 1803 01:14:58,361 --> 01:15:00,797 Say, what is all this double-talk? 1804 01:15:00,930 --> 01:15:04,200 Before asking for her hand, I realize I should 1805 01:15:04,333 --> 01:15:05,201 have asked your permission. 1806 01:15:05,334 --> 01:15:07,136 Please, Frizzy. 1807 01:15:07,203 --> 01:15:08,371 Are you crazy? 1808 01:15:08,504 --> 01:15:09,839 Oh, you're so right, Mr. Swanson. 1809 01:15:09,939 --> 01:15:13,977 I-- I realize this must come as a great shock to you. 1810 01:15:14,110 --> 01:15:17,513 One of these old dotards has got a yen for Honey. 1811 01:15:17,647 --> 01:15:19,616 Well, uh, speak up, son. 1812 01:15:19,716 --> 01:15:21,284 What have you got to offer? 1813 01:15:21,384 --> 01:15:25,388 Oh, well-- as character references, 1814 01:15:25,521 --> 01:15:27,624 you may call the head of the Curtis 1815 01:15:27,724 --> 01:15:30,459 Institute in Philadelphia, and the president of Princeton. 1816 01:15:30,560 --> 01:15:32,028 That's my university. 1817 01:15:32,128 --> 01:15:35,464 Except for occasional trouble with my, uh, left sinus, 1818 01:15:35,565 --> 01:15:38,201 I'm in excellent physical condition. 1819 01:15:38,334 --> 01:15:39,836 How's your digestion, son? 1820 01:15:39,903 --> 01:15:40,670 Oh, excellent, sir. 1821 01:15:40,804 --> 01:15:41,638 Excellent. 1822 01:15:41,738 --> 01:15:44,007 I draw a salary of $3,200 per year, 1823 01:15:44,073 --> 01:15:49,545 and-- boy, it's, uh, not very large, but we'll watch 1824 01:15:49,679 --> 01:15:51,848 our nickels, and-- 1825 01:15:51,915 --> 01:15:53,416 hm? 1826 01:15:53,549 --> 01:15:55,318 Do I what? 1827 01:15:55,418 --> 01:15:56,152 Gamble? 1828 01:15:56,252 --> 01:15:57,486 Oh, no, sir. 1829 01:15:57,587 --> 01:15:58,421 That's fine. 1830 01:15:58,554 --> 01:16:00,423 That's fine. 1831 01:16:00,556 --> 01:16:03,593 Adams, I think I got a brain flash. 1832 01:16:03,727 --> 01:16:04,560 Son? 1833 01:16:04,694 --> 01:16:06,763 What did you say your first name was? 1834 01:16:06,896 --> 01:16:08,264 Hobart? 1835 01:16:08,397 --> 01:16:09,666 All right, uh, Hobart. 1836 01:16:09,766 --> 01:16:11,167 I don't know whether Honey told you this, 1837 01:16:11,267 --> 01:16:13,770 or not, but she's our only child. 1838 01:16:13,903 --> 01:16:15,538 Well, we hadn't figured on having 1839 01:16:15,605 --> 01:16:17,340 a professor in the family, but if that's what she wants, 1840 01:16:17,440 --> 01:16:19,008 it's OK by us. 1841 01:16:19,108 --> 01:16:20,576 Well, I-- 1842 01:16:20,710 --> 01:16:23,279 I shall do everything in my power to make her very happy. 1843 01:16:23,412 --> 01:16:26,249 Uh, one other thing, Hobart. 1844 01:16:26,349 --> 01:16:27,884 You see, we're not young anymore. 1845 01:16:28,017 --> 01:16:30,353 Her mother is an invalid, and it'd just about break her heart 1846 01:16:30,453 --> 01:16:32,288 not to see her Honey married. 1847 01:16:32,455 --> 01:16:33,356 You understand? 1848 01:16:33,456 --> 01:16:35,224 Oh, of course, Mr. Swanson. 1849 01:16:35,291 --> 01:16:38,427 My own mother is dead, but I realize what it would have 1850 01:16:38,561 --> 01:16:39,763 meant to her to be present. 1851 01:16:39,896 --> 01:16:41,230 Well, suppose you bring the kid right down here. 1852 01:16:41,364 --> 01:16:44,267 We want to meet you, and we'll have the ceremony right 1853 01:16:44,400 --> 01:16:46,102 here, in our own home town. 1854 01:16:46,235 --> 01:16:48,471 Of course. 1855 01:16:48,604 --> 01:16:55,144 May I-- may I call you "father?" 1856 01:16:55,278 --> 01:16:56,780 Thank you, Father. 1857 01:16:56,913 --> 01:16:58,581 This is more than I'd hoped for. 1858 01:16:58,715 --> 01:17:01,885 Father wants to talk to you. 1859 01:17:01,985 --> 01:17:03,152 Yes? 1860 01:17:03,286 --> 01:17:05,121 Well, that takes care of the transportation, baby. 1861 01:17:05,221 --> 01:17:07,156 Who's going to question the Curtis Institute 1862 01:17:07,290 --> 01:17:08,892 and Princeton University? 1863 01:17:08,992 --> 01:17:10,459 Oh, listen to-- 1864 01:17:10,559 --> 01:17:12,495 Daddy, maybe there's some other way. 1865 01:17:12,628 --> 01:17:14,430 I don't want to take 'em for that kind of a ride. 1866 01:17:14,497 --> 01:17:15,398 Oh, it's quite all right. 1867 01:17:15,498 --> 01:17:16,432 I'll take a few days off. 1868 01:17:16,565 --> 01:17:19,135 (ALL TALKING) We all will. 1869 01:17:19,268 --> 01:17:20,436 Anyway, they don't have a car. 1870 01:17:20,503 --> 01:17:21,270 We'll rent one. 1871 01:17:21,404 --> 01:17:22,105 I can drive. 1872 01:17:22,238 --> 01:17:23,139 I think. 1873 01:17:23,272 --> 01:17:24,507 Never mind the alibis, baby. 1874 01:17:24,640 --> 01:17:25,942 This gets you to Rancocas. 1875 01:17:26,009 --> 01:17:29,012 I don't want any argument, understand? 1876 01:17:29,178 --> 01:17:29,946 Hello? 1877 01:17:32,782 --> 01:17:33,850 What's the matter, my dear? 1878 01:17:33,983 --> 01:17:36,285 Oh, he's always in such a rush. 1879 01:17:36,352 --> 01:17:37,286 Father? 1880 01:17:37,420 --> 01:17:38,621 Well, that's my good fortune. 1881 01:17:38,755 --> 01:17:40,156 The sooner, the better. 1882 01:17:40,289 --> 01:17:42,525 Gentlemen, I have the honor to announce our engagement. 1883 01:17:42,658 --> 01:17:43,359 Oh, good! 1884 01:17:43,492 --> 01:17:46,696 Congratulations! 1885 01:17:46,830 --> 01:17:47,997 There now, Miss Bragg. 1886 01:17:48,131 --> 01:17:49,465 Don't cry. 1887 01:17:49,532 --> 01:17:51,367 I hope you're doing the right thing, Professor. 1888 01:17:51,500 --> 01:17:53,002 I know I am. 1889 01:17:53,102 --> 01:17:55,805 Why don't you go upstairs, and pack some things for my fiance? 1890 01:17:55,939 --> 01:17:56,605 All right. 1891 01:17:56,706 --> 01:17:58,374 Thank you. 1892 01:17:58,474 --> 01:17:59,275 I want to be an usher. 1893 01:17:59,375 --> 01:18:00,176 I want to be an usher. 1894 01:18:00,276 --> 01:18:01,344 We'll all be ushers. 1895 01:18:01,477 --> 01:18:02,178 One kisses the bride. 1896 01:18:02,311 --> 01:18:03,146 Yeah. 1897 01:18:03,279 --> 01:18:04,113 We'll all kiss the bride. 1898 01:18:04,213 --> 01:18:05,114 DR. ELFINI: That's right. 1899 01:18:05,214 --> 01:18:06,215 MAGENBRUCH: May we, Frisbee? 1900 01:18:06,382 --> 01:18:08,051 Oh, go right ahead, gentlemen. 1901 01:18:12,055 --> 01:18:13,289 Thank you. 1902 01:18:13,389 --> 01:18:14,858 You've made us very happy. 1903 01:18:14,991 --> 01:18:17,193 Very happy. 1904 01:18:17,326 --> 01:18:20,196 Um-- we feel that-- 1905 01:18:20,329 --> 01:18:22,298 that you're marrying all of us. 1906 01:18:22,398 --> 01:18:23,532 A little. 1907 01:18:23,632 --> 01:18:24,333 Yes. 1908 01:18:24,467 --> 01:18:27,036 We all do. 1909 01:18:27,170 --> 01:18:30,239 We wish you all the happiness in the world, my dear. 1910 01:18:30,373 --> 01:18:31,474 Yes. Yes. 1911 01:18:31,574 --> 01:18:32,742 Yes, indeed. 1912 01:18:42,351 --> 01:18:46,823 Well, I-- well, if we're going to get started this afternoon, 1913 01:18:46,923 --> 01:18:48,357 I'd better get my things together. 1914 01:19:03,239 --> 01:19:04,908 Kind of a cheesy picture of me, isn't it? 1915 01:19:05,041 --> 01:19:07,210 Now I know you better, I'd say it's a little flattering. 1916 01:19:07,276 --> 01:19:08,511 Check. 1917 01:19:08,611 --> 01:19:09,612 Out of consideration for Professor Frisbee, 1918 01:19:09,779 --> 01:19:10,880 I'll let you get your things together 1919 01:19:10,947 --> 01:19:12,281 and get down the back stairs. 1920 01:19:12,415 --> 01:19:13,516 And then you'll call the police? 1921 01:19:13,616 --> 01:19:14,951 No. 1922 01:19:15,084 --> 01:19:16,552 That would be too humiliating for Professor Frisbee. 1923 01:19:16,619 --> 01:19:17,921 Just get out and disappear. 1924 01:19:18,054 --> 01:19:20,223 I've already made other arrangements. 1925 01:19:20,289 --> 01:19:22,091 Oh, don't worry-- I'm not marrying any professor. 1926 01:19:22,225 --> 01:19:23,526 You're certainly not. 1927 01:19:23,626 --> 01:19:25,394 The guy I'm getting is going to keep me in diamonds and mink 1928 01:19:25,461 --> 01:19:27,730 coats, not bungalow aprons. 1929 01:19:27,864 --> 01:19:29,799 That's pretty good for a gal who came up the hard way, huh? 1930 01:19:29,933 --> 01:19:31,300 We'll have this room fumigated. 1931 01:19:31,434 --> 01:19:32,568 You can do that after we're gone. 1932 01:19:32,635 --> 01:19:34,070 You're not taking professor Frisbee. 1933 01:19:34,203 --> 01:19:35,071 I'm taking all of them! 1934 01:19:35,204 --> 01:19:35,905 Oh, you are? 1935 01:19:36,039 --> 01:19:37,040 Oh, no. 1936 01:19:37,140 --> 01:19:38,074 Let me pass. 1937 01:19:38,141 --> 01:19:39,775 You are forcing me to phone the police. 1938 01:19:39,909 --> 01:19:42,111 Look, cookie-- any spilling there's to be done, I'll do. 1939 01:19:42,245 --> 01:19:43,079 But not yet. 1940 01:19:43,146 --> 01:19:44,814 Not while it'll bug up everything. 1941 01:19:44,981 --> 01:19:46,482 If you think I'm letting you take my professors, you can-- 1942 01:19:46,615 --> 01:19:47,616 Oh, look at it this way, cookie. 1943 01:19:47,716 --> 01:19:48,985 The harm has been done. 1944 01:19:49,118 --> 01:19:50,719 Frizzy's going to wear his heart in a sling 1945 01:19:50,820 --> 01:19:52,455 whether he finds out sooner or later. 1946 01:19:52,555 --> 01:19:55,558 Here, in Jersey-- it doesn't make any difference to him. 1947 01:19:55,658 --> 01:19:57,827 Only in Jersey is a darn sight better for me. 1948 01:19:57,927 --> 01:19:59,095 Better for you, indeed. 1949 01:19:59,228 --> 01:19:59,896 Oh, no. 1950 01:19:59,996 --> 01:20:01,064 Let me through that door. 1951 01:20:01,164 --> 01:20:02,165 No! 1952 01:20:02,265 --> 01:20:03,499 Let me through that door, or I'll scream! 1953 01:20:03,632 --> 01:20:05,634 Oh, no-- can't have you screaming! 1954 01:20:05,768 --> 01:20:06,802 Sorry, cookie. 1955 01:20:13,676 --> 01:20:16,779 [wedding theme playing] 1956 01:20:32,028 --> 01:20:33,930 (MUMBLING) To be my lawful wedded wife, 1957 01:20:34,030 --> 01:20:35,598 for better or worse-- - What did you say? 1958 01:20:35,698 --> 01:20:36,499 What? 1959 01:20:36,632 --> 01:20:37,833 Oh, nothing. 1960 01:20:37,967 --> 01:20:39,435 I was just rehearsing the wedding ceremony. 1961 01:20:39,535 --> 01:20:42,505 "To be my lawful wedded wife, for better or worse, 1962 01:20:42,605 --> 01:20:43,806 for richer or poorer." 1963 01:20:43,940 --> 01:20:44,773 Oh, please, Frizzy. 1964 01:20:44,874 --> 01:20:46,175 - What? - Don't. 1965 01:20:46,309 --> 01:20:47,343 Please. 1966 01:20:47,476 --> 01:20:48,978 Oh, you're very nervous, darling, aren't you? 1967 01:20:49,112 --> 01:20:52,615 I know it's been a very exciting day. 1968 01:20:52,715 --> 01:20:54,217 Look out! 1969 01:20:54,317 --> 01:20:55,618 [tires squealing] 1970 01:20:55,718 --> 01:20:57,220 MAGENBRUCH: Careful, Frisbee! 1971 01:20:57,320 --> 01:20:59,188 Careful! 1972 01:20:59,322 --> 01:21:01,157 Frisbee! 1973 01:21:01,290 --> 01:21:02,558 [phone ringing] 1974 01:21:02,691 --> 01:21:05,194 [banging] 1975 01:21:05,294 --> 01:21:07,163 [ringing continues] 1976 01:21:12,668 --> 01:21:13,536 Help! 1977 01:21:13,669 --> 01:21:14,537 Help! 1978 01:21:14,670 --> 01:21:15,371 Police! 1979 01:21:18,074 --> 01:21:19,008 Never mind, operator. 1980 01:21:19,075 --> 01:21:19,742 Cancel it. 1981 01:21:19,909 --> 01:21:20,876 They must have left, Tony. 1982 01:21:20,977 --> 01:21:22,011 There's no answer. 1983 01:21:22,145 --> 01:21:23,346 They should've been here hours ago. 1984 01:21:23,479 --> 01:21:24,880 Not the way those old fogeys will be driving. 1985 01:21:25,014 --> 01:21:26,249 You know what's funny about people? 1986 01:21:26,382 --> 01:21:27,917 The older they get, the more careful they are. 1987 01:21:28,051 --> 01:21:29,585 You'd think when a guy's seen everything that-- 1988 01:21:29,718 --> 01:21:32,055 [phone rings] 1989 01:21:32,155 --> 01:21:33,222 Hello? 1990 01:21:33,356 --> 01:21:35,391 It's Honey! 1991 01:21:35,524 --> 01:21:36,492 Hello, Honey. 1992 01:21:36,592 --> 01:21:38,161 Where are you? 1993 01:21:38,261 --> 01:21:39,595 Now, look-- we're not down here for fun. 1994 01:21:39,728 --> 01:21:41,530 We're having a wedding! 1995 01:21:41,597 --> 01:21:43,432 Oh-- you had an accident? 1996 01:21:43,566 --> 01:21:44,733 Oh, nothing serious. 1997 01:21:44,833 --> 01:21:47,570 It just shook the old boys up a little. 1998 01:21:47,703 --> 01:21:50,739 I couldn't get to a phone before. 1999 01:21:50,873 --> 01:21:51,774 I don't know. 2000 01:21:51,907 --> 01:21:54,377 Some little hotel near Kingston. 2001 01:21:54,443 --> 01:21:56,612 Twin Oaks Inn, it's called. 2002 01:21:56,745 --> 01:21:57,613 Yeah. 2003 01:21:57,746 --> 01:21:59,615 [men laughing in background] 2004 01:21:59,748 --> 01:22:00,549 Sure, Tony. 2005 01:22:00,616 --> 01:22:01,417 There's a midnight bus. 2006 01:22:01,550 --> 01:22:02,385 I can grab that. 2007 01:22:02,518 --> 01:22:03,386 Midnight bus? 2008 01:22:03,519 --> 01:22:04,787 What are you talking about? 2009 01:22:04,920 --> 01:22:06,589 I'll have Monte and Joe pick you up in 40 minutes. 2010 01:22:06,689 --> 01:22:07,423 Yeah. 2011 01:22:07,556 --> 01:22:08,724 Tonight. 2012 01:22:08,791 --> 01:22:10,026 I've got a Justice of the Peace waiting. 2013 01:22:10,126 --> 01:22:12,061 There'll be a Justice of the Peace tomorrow. 2014 01:22:12,195 --> 01:22:14,863 Why not do this thing right? 2015 01:22:14,964 --> 01:22:18,701 I want to wait until the old boys have gone to bed. 2016 01:22:18,801 --> 01:22:20,403 I can't walk out on them cold. 2017 01:22:20,536 --> 01:22:22,438 Maybe you'd like to sit down and knit 'em seven blue 2018 01:22:22,571 --> 01:22:24,140 sweaters to remember you by. 2019 01:22:24,273 --> 01:22:25,808 I've told you how it's going to be. 2020 01:22:25,941 --> 01:22:27,543 Now stop barking orders. 2021 01:22:27,643 --> 01:22:30,646 So long. 2022 01:22:30,779 --> 01:22:31,814 Get the car ready. 2023 01:22:40,489 --> 01:22:42,558 DR. ELFINI: I can prove to you by the laws of relativity 2024 01:22:42,658 --> 01:22:45,161 that it wasn't Frisbee that ran into the signpost, 2025 01:22:45,294 --> 01:22:48,464 but that it was the signpost that ran-- 2026 01:22:48,597 --> 01:22:49,298 Oh, that's all right. 2027 01:22:49,432 --> 01:22:50,166 Sit down. 2028 01:22:50,299 --> 01:22:51,467 Go ahead. 2029 01:22:51,567 --> 01:22:54,603 --but that it was the signpost that ran into Frisbee. 2030 01:22:54,737 --> 01:22:55,838 Now, let me explain. 2031 01:22:55,971 --> 01:22:57,406 If you do, by the same law, your head 2032 01:22:57,506 --> 01:22:59,175 will run into this bottle. 2033 01:22:59,308 --> 01:23:01,344 But before you do, I'd like a drink. 2034 01:23:01,477 --> 01:23:02,345 All right. 2035 01:23:02,478 --> 01:23:04,780 And then I think I'll hit the hay. 2036 01:23:04,847 --> 01:23:06,415 Get some sleep. - Why? 2037 01:23:06,515 --> 01:23:07,516 The evening is yet young. 2038 01:23:07,650 --> 01:23:08,484 Stay with us. 2039 01:23:08,617 --> 01:23:09,318 Oh, no. 2040 01:23:09,452 --> 01:23:10,486 I don't belong here. 2041 01:23:10,619 --> 01:23:11,654 This is a bachelor dinner. 2042 01:23:11,787 --> 01:23:12,988 Well-- but this is different. 2043 01:23:13,122 --> 01:23:13,622 No. 2044 01:23:13,756 --> 01:23:14,657 That's the law. 2045 01:23:14,790 --> 01:23:15,858 We've heard from the garage. 2046 01:23:15,991 --> 01:23:17,293 The car will be ready in the morning. 2047 01:23:17,360 --> 01:23:18,761 Perhaps it'll stay together long enough 2048 01:23:18,861 --> 01:23:19,628 for us to get to Rancocas. 2049 01:23:19,762 --> 01:23:20,596 Yeah. 2050 01:23:20,696 --> 01:23:21,930 If we get an early start. 2051 01:23:22,031 --> 01:23:23,932 After issuing an urgent appeal to 2052 01:23:24,033 --> 01:23:28,104 all signposts not to charge at us. 2053 01:23:28,204 --> 01:23:29,338 What time should we wake you? 2054 01:23:29,472 --> 01:23:31,474 Around 7:30? 2055 01:23:31,607 --> 01:23:32,975 Oh, I'll be awake, all right. 2056 01:23:35,544 --> 01:23:40,549 Well, kids-- here's to you. 2057 01:23:40,683 --> 01:23:41,450 Wassail. 2058 01:23:53,296 --> 01:23:56,965 You know, you boys still have time to warn him. 2059 01:23:57,066 --> 01:24:00,736 A man is a goof to marry any woman. 2060 01:24:00,836 --> 01:24:02,037 Just let them try and warn me. 2061 01:24:02,171 --> 01:24:03,572 He'll have to console us that there 2062 01:24:03,706 --> 01:24:05,541 aren't six more, just like you. 2063 01:24:05,641 --> 01:24:06,709 One for each of us. 2064 01:24:06,842 --> 01:24:08,711 Assorted ages, of course. 2065 01:24:08,844 --> 01:24:10,045 Naturally. 2066 01:24:10,179 --> 01:24:12,648 I'd like to keep you all in a locket. 2067 01:24:12,748 --> 01:24:14,049 Always. 2068 01:24:14,150 --> 01:24:20,856 Seven squirrelly cherubs-- right out of this world. 2069 01:24:20,989 --> 01:24:21,690 Goodbye, kids. 2070 01:24:21,824 --> 01:24:22,691 (ALL) Goodbye. 2071 01:24:22,825 --> 01:24:23,659 Did you hear that, Frisbee? 2072 01:24:23,759 --> 01:24:24,593 Hm? 2073 01:24:24,727 --> 01:24:25,894 I'm a squirrelly cherub! 2074 01:24:25,994 --> 01:24:28,431 [all laughing] 2075 01:24:51,720 --> 01:24:52,788 I object, Gerkikoff. 2076 01:24:52,921 --> 01:24:53,622 I must insist-- 2077 01:24:53,756 --> 01:24:54,590 Why? 2078 01:24:54,723 --> 01:24:56,125 Because I know I'm right! 2079 01:24:56,259 --> 01:24:58,794 You are all speaking very glibly on a subject about which 2080 01:24:58,927 --> 01:25:01,464 you know practically nothing. 2081 01:25:01,597 --> 01:25:04,933 Frisbee, if you feel the need of any guidance, 2082 01:25:05,067 --> 01:25:06,902 may I suggest that you turn to me? 2083 01:25:07,035 --> 01:25:08,971 That's right-- you were married once, weren't you? 2084 01:25:09,104 --> 01:25:12,275 Genevieve has been dead for some years. 2085 01:25:12,375 --> 01:25:16,279 But I have relived every moment of our happiness so many times. 2086 01:25:16,412 --> 01:25:18,914 And my experience is entirely at your disposal. 2087 01:25:18,981 --> 01:25:20,616 I'm very much obliged to you, Oddly. 2088 01:25:20,749 --> 01:25:22,251 But I feel, in this-- 2089 01:25:22,318 --> 01:25:25,788 Please, Frisbee-- think of me as an older brother or father, 2090 01:25:25,921 --> 01:25:27,656 anxious to send you off properly. 2091 01:25:27,790 --> 01:25:29,458 Well, so are we all. 2092 01:25:29,592 --> 01:25:31,160 Now, uh-- tenderness. 2093 01:25:31,294 --> 01:25:32,928 That is what I advocate. 2094 01:25:32,995 --> 01:25:35,464 Tenderness and patience. 2095 01:25:35,598 --> 01:25:37,266 Genevieve was a pianist. 2096 01:25:37,333 --> 01:25:40,135 And we both dabbled at composing. 2097 01:25:40,269 --> 01:25:42,638 After our wedding ceremony, we went straight 2098 01:25:42,771 --> 01:25:44,407 to the Salzburg Festival. 2099 01:25:44,507 --> 01:25:49,678 We spent there a beautiful week, filled with promise. 2100 01:25:49,778 --> 01:25:52,147 And returned home with three excellent compositions 2101 01:25:52,281 --> 01:25:54,283 for the piano, and a short nocturne for flute, 2102 01:25:54,350 --> 01:25:57,152 two horns, strings, and oboe. 2103 01:25:57,286 --> 01:26:01,457 Ah, me-- I remember, for three months, 2104 01:26:01,590 --> 01:26:05,661 every time I bid her good night, I kissed 2105 01:26:05,794 --> 01:26:08,163 the palm of her little hand. 2106 01:26:08,297 --> 01:26:11,800 Astonished at my own boldness. 2107 01:26:11,867 --> 01:26:14,770 Genevieve was a blonde. 2108 01:26:14,870 --> 01:26:16,104 Here is a lock of her hair. 2109 01:26:18,807 --> 01:26:20,209 That's lovely, Oddly. 2110 01:26:20,343 --> 01:26:23,479 I remember, it used to shine a great deal. 2111 01:26:23,546 --> 01:26:26,382 There was a song at that time everyone sang. 2112 01:26:26,515 --> 01:26:29,184 I always enjoyed listening to it. 2113 01:26:31,854 --> 01:26:34,022 [humming] 2114 01:26:34,122 --> 01:26:37,159 That's it. 2115 01:26:37,293 --> 01:26:40,028 Oh, please-- sing it all. 2116 01:26:40,162 --> 01:26:44,333 (SINGING) Oh, Genevieve, sweet Genevieve-- 2117 01:26:44,400 --> 01:26:46,802 Does anyone else know it? 2118 01:26:46,902 --> 01:26:51,006 (SINGING) The days may come-- 2119 01:26:51,139 --> 01:26:54,176 [men singing downstairs] 2120 01:26:57,646 --> 01:27:00,483 [singing continues] 2121 01:27:04,320 --> 01:27:08,724 (SINGING) Along the row. 2122 01:27:08,857 --> 01:27:10,493 Please, go on. 2123 01:27:10,593 --> 01:27:16,164 (SINGING) Oh, Genevieve, sweet Genevieve-- 2124 01:27:16,265 --> 01:27:17,199 Thank you. 2125 01:27:17,266 --> 01:27:18,434 Thank you so much. 2126 01:27:18,567 --> 01:27:21,870 (SINGING) The days may come. 2127 01:27:21,937 --> 01:27:23,539 The days may go. 2128 01:27:25,941 --> 01:27:40,589 But still the hands of merry we a blissful dream along the row. 2129 01:27:50,799 --> 01:27:53,302 [humming] 2130 01:27:53,436 --> 01:27:54,703 That's good. That's good. 2131 01:27:54,803 --> 01:27:55,571 Good. 2132 01:27:58,974 --> 01:28:01,444 [all singing, non-english] 2133 01:28:05,781 --> 01:28:07,950 What did you make out of what Oddly was saying? 2134 01:28:08,083 --> 01:28:08,784 Ask him. 2135 01:28:08,917 --> 01:28:09,785 He's the expert. 2136 01:28:09,918 --> 01:28:10,986 What's his bungalow number? 2137 01:28:11,119 --> 01:28:12,788 Number six. 2138 01:28:12,921 --> 01:28:15,491 [singing continues] 2139 01:28:34,510 --> 01:28:35,678 Oddly? 2140 01:28:35,844 --> 01:28:39,948 Oddly, I'm sorry, but I've got to talk this thing out. 2141 01:28:40,015 --> 01:28:42,150 I'm all confused. 2142 01:28:42,284 --> 01:28:44,319 I'm glad we're here in the dark, because this 2143 01:28:44,453 --> 01:28:47,089 is extremely personal. 2144 01:28:47,189 --> 01:28:49,825 What you said before, about tenderness-- 2145 01:28:49,925 --> 01:28:52,361 I mean, about your honeymoon-- 2146 01:28:52,495 --> 01:28:56,465 sounds like a beautiful and aesthetic relationship. 2147 01:28:56,532 --> 01:29:00,636 But I'm afraid I don't trust myself. 2148 01:29:00,769 --> 01:29:03,472 I'm afraid I'm a lot bolder than you are. 2149 01:29:03,606 --> 01:29:07,943 Oddly, do you think that would ruin everything? 2150 01:29:08,043 --> 01:29:09,277 Why, the very idea that I should have 2151 01:29:09,378 --> 01:29:11,113 to spend my honeymoon watching her compose 2152 01:29:11,213 --> 01:29:14,182 nocturnes and sonatas-- 2153 01:29:14,316 --> 01:29:16,552 I'm a man in love. 2154 01:29:16,685 --> 01:29:20,122 It's the first time in my life. 2155 01:29:20,222 --> 01:29:22,024 I think of her every waking moment. 2156 01:29:22,124 --> 01:29:25,060 I want to take her in my arms. 2157 01:29:25,193 --> 01:29:27,530 If this marriage should have been delayed-- 2158 01:29:27,663 --> 01:29:30,999 that is, should be delayed-- 2159 01:29:31,133 --> 01:29:34,202 I mean, could-- listen to me, Oddly. 2160 01:29:34,336 --> 01:29:36,071 I'm all mixed up. 2161 01:29:36,204 --> 01:29:41,544 Can a man like that keep his mind on Johann Sebastian Bach? 2162 01:29:41,644 --> 01:29:42,511 Oh, Frizzy. 2163 01:29:46,048 --> 01:29:47,349 What? 2164 01:29:47,416 --> 01:29:48,751 Oh, I'm terribly sorry. 2165 01:29:48,884 --> 01:29:51,219 I don't know how I could have made such a mistake. 2166 01:29:51,353 --> 01:29:53,989 I-- to say such things to a woman! 2167 01:29:54,089 --> 01:29:56,925 Don't apologize. 2168 01:29:57,025 --> 01:29:58,727 DR. ELFINI: Frisbee? 2169 01:29:58,861 --> 01:30:00,696 Frisbee! 2170 01:30:00,829 --> 01:30:02,064 Someone's calling me. 2171 01:30:02,197 --> 01:30:03,031 Are they? 2172 01:30:03,165 --> 01:30:05,000 Mm-hmm. 2173 01:30:05,100 --> 01:30:07,335 DR. ELFINI: Frisbee, where are you? 2174 01:30:07,436 --> 01:30:10,773 It's just as well. 2175 01:30:10,906 --> 01:30:12,174 DR. ELFINI: Oh, Frisbee! 2176 01:30:12,274 --> 01:30:14,743 [clears throat] I'll be back. 2177 01:30:21,450 --> 01:30:23,886 [water running] 2178 01:30:26,955 --> 01:30:28,023 Did you call me? 2179 01:30:28,123 --> 01:30:29,257 Yes, Frisbee, we did. 2180 01:30:29,357 --> 01:30:30,859 Uh, Frisbee-- something came up. 2181 01:30:30,959 --> 01:30:32,127 Oh, really? What is it? 2182 01:30:32,227 --> 01:30:34,763 Well, you see, as we were sitting-- hm? 2183 01:30:34,897 --> 01:30:35,898 You'd better tell him. 2184 01:30:36,031 --> 01:30:36,965 No, no. 2185 01:30:37,099 --> 01:30:38,100 I-- I think he'd better tell him. 2186 01:30:38,200 --> 01:30:39,267 Who? 2187 01:30:39,401 --> 01:30:40,569 Well, you see, there's a gentleman-- 2188 01:30:40,703 --> 01:30:43,472 I mean, a man-- there's four men, or six-- 2189 01:30:43,606 --> 01:30:44,973 Uh, he will tell you. 2190 01:30:45,107 --> 01:30:46,074 Yeah, he'll tell you. 2191 01:30:46,141 --> 01:30:47,543 I don't understand. 2192 01:30:47,643 --> 01:30:48,611 Well, if you'll come right inside, you'll understand. 2193 01:30:48,744 --> 01:30:49,545 Just come in. 2194 01:30:49,645 --> 01:30:51,947 Yes. 2195 01:30:52,047 --> 01:30:52,815 Oh. 2196 01:30:52,948 --> 01:30:55,117 Uh, how-- how do you do? 2197 01:30:55,250 --> 01:30:56,284 TONY CROW: So you're the bridegroom? 2198 01:30:56,418 --> 01:30:57,252 Hm? - Yes. 2199 01:30:57,385 --> 01:30:58,821 This is Professor Frisbee. 2200 01:30:58,954 --> 01:31:00,222 TONY CROW: Hiya, Hobart. 2201 01:31:00,322 --> 01:31:01,657 How do you do? 2202 01:31:01,790 --> 01:31:03,425 I thought you'd look like the rest of these squats-- 2203 01:31:03,492 --> 01:31:05,794 except for a beard with pea soup in it. 2204 01:31:05,928 --> 01:31:07,095 Squats? 2205 01:31:07,229 --> 01:31:09,397 Well, what about me evoked this interest on your part? 2206 01:31:09,498 --> 01:31:11,834 Sounds like it's engraved, don't it? 2207 01:31:12,000 --> 01:31:13,135 What's this all about? 2208 01:31:13,235 --> 01:31:14,336 It's about Miss Honey. 2209 01:31:14,469 --> 01:31:15,638 If you'd talk to him first-- 2210 01:31:15,738 --> 01:31:16,572 No. 2211 01:31:16,672 --> 01:31:17,806 We've had enough detours, already. 2212 01:31:17,906 --> 01:31:20,108 Maybe you recognize the voice, Hobart? 2213 01:31:20,242 --> 01:31:21,744 Or don't you? 2214 01:31:21,844 --> 01:31:22,578 How's the sinus? 2215 01:31:25,413 --> 01:31:27,082 Oh-- oh, are you her father? 2216 01:31:27,182 --> 01:31:28,016 Well, how do you do, mister-- 2217 01:31:30,953 --> 01:31:32,120 You're getting warm. 2218 01:31:32,254 --> 01:31:34,256 I'm her daddy. 2219 01:31:34,356 --> 01:31:35,591 Shut up. 2220 01:31:35,691 --> 01:31:37,292 I believe I'm entitled to some clarification. 2221 01:31:37,359 --> 01:31:39,995 I would think so. 2222 01:31:40,128 --> 01:31:48,604 So am I. Lipstick. 2223 01:31:52,374 --> 01:31:53,441 Hey! 2224 01:31:53,542 --> 01:31:54,610 Hey, you can't-- - No. 2225 01:31:54,710 --> 01:31:55,210 No. 2226 01:31:55,343 --> 01:31:58,981 Take it easy. 2227 01:31:59,047 --> 01:32:01,650 I was kind of counting on Honey to tell you the score. 2228 01:32:01,784 --> 01:32:03,451 And the trouble with her, she's OK 2229 01:32:03,552 --> 01:32:05,053 giving out with the wisecracks and the twists, 2230 01:32:05,220 --> 01:32:08,490 but when it comes to leveling off, she gets chicken. 2231 01:32:08,557 --> 01:32:09,958 He's trying to tell us our wedding trip 2232 01:32:10,058 --> 01:32:11,226 was nothing but a vast lie. 2233 01:32:11,393 --> 01:32:12,327 "Vast lie?" 2234 01:32:12,394 --> 01:32:13,629 Don't you believe that, Hobart. 2235 01:32:13,729 --> 01:32:15,030 It's going to be a wedding. 2236 01:32:15,163 --> 01:32:16,364 Honey's going to be the bride-- 2237 01:32:16,498 --> 01:32:18,500 only I'm going to be the bridegroom. 2238 01:32:18,634 --> 01:32:19,334 MONTE: [laughing] 2239 01:32:19,467 --> 01:32:21,036 Shake it off. 2240 01:32:21,169 --> 01:32:24,139 I'm very obliged to you guys for delivering a hot cargo. 2241 01:32:26,742 --> 01:32:28,644 She had to be handled with a lot of care. 2242 01:32:28,744 --> 01:32:32,180 Frisbee, it seems that your bride-to-be-- 2243 01:32:32,314 --> 01:32:33,181 TONY CROW: His bride? 2244 01:32:33,315 --> 01:32:34,750 That's a laugh. 2245 01:32:34,883 --> 01:32:36,518 It seems that Miss Honey has used 2246 01:32:36,585 --> 01:32:39,187 us to circumvent the police. 2247 01:32:39,321 --> 01:32:40,889 I don't believe it. 2248 01:32:41,023 --> 01:32:43,158 Professor, you thought she was going to marry you, with 2249 01:32:43,258 --> 01:32:45,093 your $3,000-what-is-it a year? 2250 01:32:45,193 --> 01:32:48,030 She spends that much having her toenails painted. 2251 01:32:48,163 --> 01:32:50,999 She sulks if she has to wear last year's ermine. 2252 01:32:54,937 --> 01:32:56,071 He don't believe it. 2253 01:32:56,204 --> 01:32:57,673 Look at him. 2254 01:32:57,773 --> 01:32:59,007 All right, Professor. 2255 01:32:59,107 --> 01:33:01,576 Suppose you go tell Honey daddy's here. 2256 01:33:05,013 --> 01:33:06,849 Tony Crow is the name. 2257 01:33:10,285 --> 01:33:12,721 MONTE: [laughing] 2258 01:33:13,622 --> 01:33:16,625 [car engine approaching] 2259 01:33:18,426 --> 01:33:19,194 MISS BRAGG: Mr. Frisbee! 2260 01:33:19,294 --> 01:33:20,128 Oh, Professor! 2261 01:33:20,228 --> 01:33:21,429 Why, Miss Bragg! 2262 01:33:21,563 --> 01:33:22,430 I hope we're not too late. 2263 01:33:22,564 --> 01:33:23,732 Have you married that girl? 2264 01:33:23,866 --> 01:33:25,400 You know, she knocked me out! 2265 01:33:25,533 --> 01:33:27,202 Nine hours in a closet! 2266 01:33:27,302 --> 01:33:28,303 Something told me all along-- 2267 01:33:28,470 --> 01:33:29,571 Hold the phone, sister. 2268 01:33:29,638 --> 01:33:30,806 Hold the phone. 2269 01:33:30,973 --> 01:33:32,875 We traced you through your accident. 2270 01:33:32,975 --> 01:33:34,643 There's a warrant from the DA's office for that 2271 01:33:34,743 --> 01:33:36,211 girlfriend of Tony Crow's. 2272 01:33:36,311 --> 01:33:37,312 Where is she? 2273 01:33:37,445 --> 01:33:38,146 Uh-- 2274 01:33:49,491 --> 01:33:52,560 [car engine receding] 2275 01:33:56,799 --> 01:33:58,801 There's a Mr. Crow waiting for you. 2276 01:33:58,901 --> 01:34:00,568 Yeah? 2277 01:34:00,669 --> 01:34:02,270 The situation has been explained 2278 01:34:02,404 --> 01:34:04,339 to me in simple terms. 2279 01:34:04,472 --> 01:34:05,473 You needn't worry about the police. 2280 01:34:05,607 --> 01:34:06,608 I just spoke to them. 2281 01:34:06,742 --> 01:34:07,776 Told them you'd left an hour ago. 2282 01:34:07,910 --> 01:34:09,411 Probably were in Trenton, by now. 2283 01:34:09,511 --> 01:34:11,146 Thanks, Frizzy. 2284 01:34:11,279 --> 01:34:12,447 Thanks for what? 2285 01:34:12,580 --> 01:34:14,616 You've given us a fine course in the theory 2286 01:34:14,750 --> 01:34:16,985 and practice of being a sucker. 2287 01:34:17,119 --> 01:34:18,620 Perhaps it wasn't quite worthy of you, 2288 01:34:18,687 --> 01:34:22,190 choosing us as the subject of the demonstration. 2289 01:34:22,357 --> 01:34:24,793 Seven pushovers. 2290 01:34:24,860 --> 01:34:27,696 Like shooting fish in a barrel. 2291 01:34:27,830 --> 01:34:30,332 I didn't mean for you to get it this way-- 2292 01:34:30,432 --> 01:34:31,133 right in the face. 2293 01:34:33,869 --> 01:34:37,472 I've been trying to write you a letter. 2294 01:34:37,605 --> 01:34:39,207 Here are all my excuses. 2295 01:34:42,044 --> 01:34:46,048 And the handwriting of a-- what would be your word for it? 2296 01:34:52,054 --> 01:34:53,121 A tramp. 2297 01:34:53,221 --> 01:34:56,058 [sobs] 2298 01:34:59,895 --> 01:35:01,363 MAGENBRUCH: Good morning, Miss Bragg. 2299 01:35:01,496 --> 01:35:02,397 Good morning, gentlemen. 2300 01:35:02,530 --> 01:35:03,565 (ALL) Morning. 2301 01:35:03,698 --> 01:35:04,532 How about some nice, hot breakfast? 2302 01:35:04,666 --> 01:35:05,667 (ALL) No, no. 2303 01:35:05,801 --> 01:35:07,569 I made Parkerhouse rolls. 2304 01:35:07,702 --> 01:35:09,204 No, no. Don't care for any. 2305 01:35:09,304 --> 01:35:10,405 Professor Oddly? 2306 01:35:10,538 --> 01:35:12,007 You may have some jam or apple butter. 2307 01:35:12,074 --> 01:35:13,408 No, I don't think so, Miss Bragg. 2308 01:35:13,575 --> 01:35:14,342 Thank you. 2309 01:35:14,409 --> 01:35:15,310 What? 2310 01:35:15,410 --> 01:35:17,145 Nobody wants any breakfast? 2311 01:35:17,245 --> 01:35:20,182 Miss Bragg, would you mind very much-- please, 2312 01:35:20,315 --> 01:35:21,216 would you mind leaving us? 2313 01:35:21,349 --> 01:35:23,185 Well! 2314 01:35:23,251 --> 01:35:24,419 [record playing] 2315 01:35:24,552 --> 01:35:26,054 HONEY (ON RECORD): (SINGING) Flying Schmo's 2316 01:35:26,154 --> 01:35:31,526 last, 40 lengths behind. 2317 01:35:31,659 --> 01:35:33,661 [record stops] 2318 01:35:34,997 --> 01:35:36,832 Now gentleman, before we attempt to go back to work, 2319 01:35:36,932 --> 01:35:39,101 I should like to say a few words. 2320 01:35:39,234 --> 01:35:41,770 You've all been very kind and very tactful. 2321 01:35:41,904 --> 01:35:43,605 Overly tactful, if I may say so. 2322 01:35:43,738 --> 01:35:44,840 Now, let's face it-- 2323 01:35:44,940 --> 01:35:46,341 I made an ass of myself, and I know it. 2324 01:35:46,441 --> 01:35:48,243 Oh, well, we all did, Frisbee. 2325 01:35:48,343 --> 01:35:49,177 Yes. 2326 01:35:49,277 --> 01:35:50,178 But I was the lead donkey. 2327 01:35:50,278 --> 01:35:51,013 Good morning. 2328 01:35:51,113 --> 01:35:52,614 (ALL) Good morning. 2329 01:35:52,747 --> 01:35:54,382 Well, you've had quite an eventful night, 2330 01:35:54,449 --> 01:35:55,784 last night, gentlemen. 2331 01:35:55,918 --> 01:35:57,786 At least so we see by the papers. 2332 01:35:57,920 --> 01:36:00,022 It's cost the estate some $300,000 2333 01:36:00,122 --> 01:36:02,925 to have its name spread across every tabloid in New York. 2334 01:36:03,025 --> 01:36:06,128 "Nightclub cutie hides out in Totten Foundation." 2335 01:36:06,261 --> 01:36:07,062 And this one. 2336 01:36:07,129 --> 01:36:08,196 Yes. 2337 01:36:08,296 --> 01:36:10,198 "Professor smuggles Honey across state lines." 2338 01:36:10,298 --> 01:36:11,800 A Honey smuggler. 2339 01:36:11,934 --> 01:36:13,268 I'm sorry, Miss Totten. 2340 01:36:13,368 --> 01:36:15,437 For the aforesaid reasons, Miss Totten has decided 2341 01:36:15,570 --> 01:36:16,571 to discontinue this project. 2342 01:36:16,638 --> 01:36:17,372 What? 2343 01:36:17,472 --> 01:36:18,941 [womanly sigh] 2344 01:36:19,074 --> 01:36:20,375 Don't do that. 2345 01:36:20,475 --> 01:36:21,944 One word, Miss Totten. 2346 01:36:22,044 --> 01:36:23,545 In your very understandable excitement, 2347 01:36:23,645 --> 01:36:25,213 a great injustice is being done. 2348 01:36:25,313 --> 01:36:27,549 I am the guilty one, and I accept my dishonorable 2349 01:36:27,649 --> 01:36:29,217 discharge without any protest. 2350 01:36:29,317 --> 01:36:30,585 But I don't believe the others should 2351 01:36:30,652 --> 01:36:32,254 be made to suffer for my-- 2352 01:36:32,387 --> 01:36:33,221 [glass shattering] 2353 01:36:33,321 --> 01:36:34,489 Goodness! 2354 01:36:34,656 --> 01:36:37,325 What happened? 2355 01:36:37,425 --> 01:36:38,293 Good mornin', teachers. 2356 01:36:38,426 --> 01:36:39,127 Yeah. 2357 01:36:39,261 --> 01:36:40,428 Good mornin'. 2358 01:36:40,495 --> 01:36:41,763 Now, everybody line up over there. 2359 01:36:41,897 --> 01:36:43,631 MONTE: Just like for a photograph. 2360 01:36:43,765 --> 01:36:46,268 JOE: With you, Hobart, in the foreground. 2361 01:36:46,334 --> 01:36:47,102 Come on. 2362 01:36:47,235 --> 01:36:48,003 Let's get going. 2363 01:36:48,136 --> 01:36:49,271 MONTE: Get around. Get around. 2364 01:36:49,337 --> 01:36:50,472 Go on. - Faster, faster. 2365 01:36:50,605 --> 01:36:51,606 Keep moving. 2366 01:36:51,739 --> 01:36:52,440 Come on. 2367 01:36:52,574 --> 01:36:53,575 Hurry up. 2368 01:36:53,675 --> 01:36:54,409 All right, now. 2369 01:36:54,509 --> 01:36:55,844 Sit down, everybody. 2370 01:36:56,011 --> 01:36:57,745 Make yourself comfortable. 2371 01:36:57,846 --> 01:36:58,580 Hey, Louie! 2372 01:36:58,680 --> 01:37:00,182 LOUIE: Yeah? 2373 01:37:00,282 --> 01:37:02,918 Phone the boss and tell him we got everything in cold storage. 2374 01:37:03,018 --> 01:37:04,686 How much longer are we going to argue this thing? 2375 01:37:04,786 --> 01:37:05,787 Now come on, Honey. 2376 01:37:05,854 --> 01:37:06,688 I said, "no." 2377 01:37:06,855 --> 01:37:08,323 And "no" is no. 2378 01:37:08,423 --> 01:37:10,758 Listen, Honey-- when I was nine years old, I fell 2379 01:37:10,859 --> 01:37:12,494 in love with my piano teacher. 2380 01:37:12,594 --> 01:37:13,495 She played classical. 2381 01:37:13,628 --> 01:37:15,297 Now, you're not nine years old. 2382 01:37:15,363 --> 01:37:16,198 I love him. 2383 01:37:16,331 --> 01:37:16,831 She loves him. 2384 01:37:16,965 --> 01:37:18,433 Yes, I love him. 2385 01:37:18,533 --> 01:37:21,203 I love those hick shirts he wears, with the boiled collars. 2386 01:37:21,303 --> 01:37:24,706 And the way he always has his coat buttoned wrong. 2387 01:37:24,839 --> 01:37:27,175 He looks like a giraffe, and I love him. 2388 01:37:27,275 --> 01:37:29,344 I love him because he's the sort of a guy that gets 2389 01:37:29,477 --> 01:37:31,446 drunk on a glass of buttermilk. 2390 01:37:31,546 --> 01:37:35,450 And I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. 2391 01:37:35,550 --> 01:37:38,453 I love him because he-- he doesn't know how to kiss. 2392 01:37:38,553 --> 01:37:40,722 The jerk. 2393 01:37:40,855 --> 01:37:41,890 I love him, Tony. 2394 01:37:42,024 --> 01:37:43,691 That's what I'm trying to tell you. 2395 01:37:43,825 --> 01:37:44,993 I'll never see him again. 2396 01:37:45,060 --> 01:37:47,062 But I'm not going to marry you. 2397 01:37:47,195 --> 01:37:48,630 Even if you fill me full of lead, 2398 01:37:48,730 --> 01:37:50,632 like you did your friend, Ernie Hart. 2399 01:37:50,732 --> 01:37:51,967 I told you, I was framed. 2400 01:37:52,067 --> 01:37:53,468 I'm beginning to have my own ideas about that. 2401 01:37:53,568 --> 01:37:54,702 [phone ringing] - Hello? 2402 01:37:54,802 --> 01:37:56,138 Yeah. 2403 01:37:56,238 --> 01:37:58,306 OK. 2404 01:37:58,406 --> 01:37:59,574 Louie just phoned, boss. 2405 01:37:59,707 --> 01:38:01,576 They got 'em on ice. 2406 01:38:01,709 --> 01:38:02,710 This kind of changes things. 2407 01:38:02,844 --> 01:38:03,578 Come on, baby. 2408 01:38:03,711 --> 01:38:04,479 Let's go. 2409 01:38:04,579 --> 01:38:05,347 Go where? 2410 01:38:05,413 --> 01:38:06,681 Back to town. 2411 01:38:06,814 --> 01:38:08,050 What is this? 2412 01:38:08,183 --> 01:38:11,186 Well, let's call it a sort of a shotgun wedding. 2413 01:38:11,319 --> 01:38:12,921 Say, what are you trying to pull? 2414 01:38:13,055 --> 01:38:15,157 Baby, you've been floating around on a pink cloud. 2415 01:38:15,257 --> 01:38:17,725 I want you to take a good look at your friend, Frizzy. 2416 01:38:17,825 --> 01:38:19,527 Then maybe you'll come back down to earth. 2417 01:38:19,661 --> 01:38:20,495 Come on. 2418 01:38:20,595 --> 01:38:21,429 Let's go. 2419 01:38:25,367 --> 01:38:26,268 What's the set-up? 2420 01:38:26,401 --> 01:38:28,403 Joe and Monte have got him in there. 2421 01:38:28,503 --> 01:38:31,839 This room, over here, is empty. 2422 01:38:31,940 --> 01:38:33,375 You wait here. 2423 01:38:36,744 --> 01:38:39,047 Hiya, boss. 2424 01:38:39,114 --> 01:38:41,583 Everything's under control. 2425 01:38:41,716 --> 01:38:42,850 Where'd you get all the people? 2426 01:38:42,951 --> 01:38:44,586 I thought there were only seven of 'em? 2427 01:38:44,686 --> 01:38:45,887 JOE: Oh, they wandered in. 2428 01:38:46,021 --> 01:38:47,122 Said they were musicians. 2429 01:38:47,255 --> 01:38:47,755 TONY CROW: Yeah. 2430 01:38:47,889 --> 01:38:49,091 I recognize them. 2431 01:38:49,224 --> 01:38:50,858 What are hepcats doing in a place like this? 2432 01:38:50,959 --> 01:38:52,094 MONTE: Louie grabbed 'em. 2433 01:38:52,194 --> 01:38:53,861 They said they was here to play music. 2434 01:38:57,699 --> 01:38:59,401 Hello, Hobart. 2435 01:38:59,534 --> 01:39:02,370 Uh-- How-- how do you do? 2436 01:39:02,470 --> 01:39:03,205 OK. 2437 01:39:03,305 --> 01:39:05,473 Hold him here. 2438 01:39:05,640 --> 01:39:06,374 Come on in. 2439 01:39:06,474 --> 01:39:07,409 Take a look, baby. 2440 01:39:07,475 --> 01:39:09,111 Maybe it'll change your mind. 2441 01:39:20,322 --> 01:39:21,056 Well? 2442 01:39:25,327 --> 01:39:27,429 We'll be in the room across the hall. 2443 01:39:31,566 --> 01:39:33,435 Can we make a deal now, baby? 2444 01:39:33,568 --> 01:39:36,138 Sure we can, brother rat. 2445 01:39:36,271 --> 01:39:38,106 Adams has gone to get a guy to marry us. 2446 01:39:38,173 --> 01:39:40,975 Bring them in as soon as they get here. 2447 01:39:41,109 --> 01:39:42,844 Knock off that walkin', Hobart. 2448 01:39:42,977 --> 01:39:45,113 You make me nervous. 2449 01:39:45,180 --> 01:39:46,481 Hobart! 2450 01:39:46,614 --> 01:39:47,915 Will you sit down? 2451 01:39:48,016 --> 01:39:48,783 I beg your pardon? 2452 01:39:48,850 --> 01:39:49,584 Sit down! 2453 01:39:52,687 --> 01:39:54,089 Here, now. 2454 01:39:54,189 --> 01:39:56,358 All we have to do is wait for the "all-clear" signal. 2455 01:39:56,491 --> 01:40:00,162 We'll dismiss the class right after the ceremony. 2456 01:40:00,295 --> 01:40:01,629 Did you say "right after the ceremony?" 2457 01:40:01,763 --> 01:40:02,930 MONTE: That's what the man said. 2458 01:40:03,031 --> 01:40:03,865 He said that. 2459 01:40:03,998 --> 01:40:05,167 You can hear, can't you? 2460 01:40:05,300 --> 01:40:06,868 You mean they're not married yet? 2461 01:40:07,001 --> 01:40:09,171 Why do you think we're fooling around with these? 2462 01:40:09,304 --> 01:40:10,004 I don't know. 2463 01:40:10,138 --> 01:40:11,139 Why? 2464 01:40:11,206 --> 01:40:12,507 A little trouble with Honey's vocal cords. 2465 01:40:12,640 --> 01:40:14,442 She wouldn't say "yes." 2466 01:40:14,542 --> 01:40:16,678 Wouldn't say "yes?" 2467 01:40:16,778 --> 01:40:17,945 Gentlemen, I've been wrong. 2468 01:40:18,046 --> 01:40:19,547 This-- this visit is no longer a mystery. 2469 01:40:19,681 --> 01:40:21,949 Apparently, it requires those guns leveled on us to force 2470 01:40:22,050 --> 01:40:23,051 Miss Honey to marry Mr. Crow! 2471 01:40:23,185 --> 01:40:23,885 You mean to say that-- 2472 01:40:24,018 --> 01:40:24,786 Yes, I do. 2473 01:40:24,886 --> 01:40:25,687 [all talking] 2474 01:40:25,787 --> 01:40:26,521 I believe she loves me. 2475 01:40:26,654 --> 01:40:27,555 She really loves me! 2476 01:40:27,689 --> 01:40:28,623 [voices overlapping] 2477 01:40:28,723 --> 01:40:31,059 Hey! 2478 01:40:31,159 --> 01:40:32,160 Hey! 2479 01:40:32,294 --> 01:40:33,528 She loves you, she loves you not. 2480 01:40:33,661 --> 01:40:34,962 So what? - Well, don't you see? 2481 01:40:35,063 --> 01:40:36,664 I couldn't possibly permit Miss Honey to marry Mr. 2482 01:40:36,731 --> 01:40:37,665 Crow under these circumstances. 2483 01:40:37,799 --> 01:40:38,633 Don't you agree, gentlemen? 2484 01:40:38,733 --> 01:40:39,467 Oh, absolutely! 2485 01:40:39,567 --> 01:40:40,402 [all talking] 2486 01:40:40,502 --> 01:40:42,003 Shut up! 2487 01:40:42,070 --> 01:40:43,538 Now sit down, all of you. 2488 01:40:43,671 --> 01:40:44,372 Go on. 2489 01:40:44,506 --> 01:40:45,507 Gentlemen, we-- 2490 01:40:45,573 --> 01:40:46,308 Sit down! 2491 01:40:51,646 --> 01:40:52,380 Hobart! 2492 01:40:52,514 --> 01:41:00,855 [laughs nervously] 2493 01:41:00,922 --> 01:41:02,056 Here you are, Tony. 2494 01:41:02,190 --> 01:41:04,492 He can't hear, but he can marry you. 2495 01:41:04,592 --> 01:41:05,693 Hello. 2496 01:41:05,760 --> 01:41:06,861 I'm the groom, and that's the bride. 2497 01:41:06,994 --> 01:41:07,729 Get going. 2498 01:41:07,862 --> 01:41:09,564 I can't hear you. 2499 01:41:09,697 --> 01:41:11,433 (SHOUTING) I said, I'm the groom, and that's-- 2500 01:41:11,566 --> 01:41:12,267 Whoa! 2501 01:41:12,400 --> 01:41:13,535 Too loud! 2502 01:41:13,601 --> 01:41:14,869 (NORMAL VOICE) I'm the groom, and that's the bride. 2503 01:41:15,002 --> 01:41:16,704 Oh. Pleased to meet you, ma'am. 2504 01:41:16,838 --> 01:41:17,839 Hello. 2505 01:41:17,939 --> 01:41:18,940 You too, sir. 2506 01:41:19,040 --> 01:41:20,442 I presume you have a license? 2507 01:41:20,575 --> 01:41:21,409 Oh, yeah. 2508 01:41:21,509 --> 01:41:23,745 Here it is. 2509 01:41:23,878 --> 01:41:25,213 I must have lost my glasses. 2510 01:41:25,280 --> 01:41:26,948 - This is going to be great. - Sure. 2511 01:41:27,081 --> 01:41:28,583 The best part of it is, he's so near-sighted, 2512 01:41:28,683 --> 01:41:29,684 he can't recognize you. 2513 01:41:29,784 --> 01:41:31,253 I got them right here. 2514 01:41:31,353 --> 01:41:33,188 They don't Looks so big now, them big musical brains, eh? 2515 01:41:33,288 --> 01:41:35,757 MONTE: Not to me, they don't. 2516 01:41:35,857 --> 01:41:38,059 You gentlemen think you're big because you have firearms-- 2517 01:41:38,193 --> 01:41:39,927 because you know how to load them and pull the trigger. 2518 01:41:40,061 --> 01:41:42,697 It would be very interesting to teach 2519 01:41:42,797 --> 01:41:43,798 you the contrary, wouldn't it-- 2520 01:41:43,898 --> 01:41:45,200 Button it up, understand? 2521 01:41:45,300 --> 01:41:46,301 Beg your pardon, gentlemen. 2522 01:41:46,401 --> 01:41:48,069 We hate to bother you again. 2523 01:41:48,203 --> 01:41:49,371 Why do you say, Hep! 2524 01:41:49,471 --> 01:41:50,405 Hey, bother! 2525 01:41:50,538 --> 01:41:51,739 Excuse us, professor. 2526 01:41:51,873 --> 01:41:54,041 We got some more questions maybe you could help us answer. 2527 01:41:54,142 --> 01:41:55,910 The first question is, "how did music secure 2528 01:41:55,977 --> 01:41:57,445 a great military victory?" 2529 01:41:57,579 --> 01:41:59,481 We couldn't see what music had to do with winning a battle. 2530 01:41:59,614 --> 01:42:01,716 What y'all doing, having a meeting here, or something? 2531 01:42:01,816 --> 01:42:03,651 More like a wake, maybe. 2532 01:42:03,751 --> 01:42:04,586 - Excuse us. - Never mind. 2533 01:42:04,719 --> 01:42:06,120 Sit down. 2534 01:42:06,254 --> 01:42:07,555 We got a nice, low seat for you, right in the front row. 2535 01:42:07,655 --> 01:42:09,491 I'll get over there first. 2536 01:42:25,807 --> 01:42:27,642 [clears throat] Uh, mister, uh-- 2537 01:42:27,742 --> 01:42:29,444 Just call me Joe. 2538 01:42:29,577 --> 01:42:32,013 Mr. Joe, do you know anything about music? 2539 01:42:32,146 --> 01:42:34,081 It's not one of my best points. 2540 01:42:34,182 --> 01:42:36,017 I never went in for that kind of stuff. 2541 01:42:36,150 --> 01:42:39,321 At least, not very much. - Oh, yes. 2542 01:42:39,454 --> 01:42:41,189 Well, there was a question put to the assemblage 2543 01:42:41,323 --> 01:42:43,157 a little while ago, which I would like very much to answer. 2544 01:42:43,291 --> 01:42:45,126 You don't mind if we talk, do you? 2545 01:42:45,260 --> 01:42:46,261 Just keep it funny. 2546 01:42:50,097 --> 01:42:52,367 Your question was about music winning a battle. 2547 01:42:52,500 --> 01:42:53,535 [all talking] 2548 01:42:53,668 --> 01:42:55,169 No, no, no-- it's a very interesting subject. 2549 01:42:55,270 --> 01:42:56,271 I believe the correct answer would 2550 01:42:56,371 --> 01:42:57,772 be the Battle of Jericho, in which 2551 01:42:57,872 --> 01:42:59,541 music played a vital part-- 2552 01:42:59,674 --> 01:43:01,175 a very vital part. 2553 01:43:01,276 --> 01:43:02,510 That ain't funny, professor. 2554 01:43:02,644 --> 01:43:06,314 Well, I'm hoping it will be, in just a moment. 2555 01:43:06,381 --> 01:43:08,516 Are you gentlemen familiar with the Battle of Jericho? 2556 01:43:08,650 --> 01:43:09,651 (ALL) Yeah. Sure. 2557 01:43:09,784 --> 01:43:11,786 Would you mind singing a few phrases, please? 2558 01:43:11,886 --> 01:43:13,154 (ALL) Sure. 2559 01:43:13,221 --> 01:43:15,189 Now, I'd like you to pay particular attention 2560 01:43:15,323 --> 01:43:16,391 to the meaning of the words. 2561 01:43:16,524 --> 01:43:17,825 All right, gentlemen-- please. 2562 01:43:17,892 --> 01:43:19,461 The meaning of the words. 2563 01:43:19,561 --> 01:43:21,563 (ALL SINGING) Well, Joshua fought 2564 01:43:21,696 --> 01:43:24,532 the battle around Jericho, around Jericho, around Jericho. 2565 01:43:24,666 --> 01:43:27,502 Well, Joshua fought the battle around Jericho, 2566 01:43:27,635 --> 01:43:29,203 and the walls come tumbling down. 2567 01:43:29,337 --> 01:43:32,674 God knows that Joshua fought the battle around Jericho, 2568 01:43:32,807 --> 01:43:34,376 around Jericho, around Jericho. 2569 01:43:34,509 --> 01:43:37,011 Well, Joshua fought the battle around Jericho, 2570 01:43:37,078 --> 01:43:39,647 and the walls come tumbling down. 2571 01:43:39,747 --> 01:43:42,016 Good morning, Sister Mary. 2572 01:43:42,149 --> 01:43:44,319 Good morning, Brother John. 2573 01:43:44,419 --> 01:43:49,056 I just want to stop and tell you, just how I came along. 2574 01:43:49,156 --> 01:43:51,158 You've heard about good old Joshua. 2575 01:43:51,259 --> 01:43:53,561 Well, he was the son of none. 2576 01:43:53,661 --> 01:43:55,897 And he never stopped his working-- 2577 01:43:56,030 --> 01:43:59,534 well, until his work was done. 2578 01:43:59,601 --> 01:44:01,202 Well, Joshua fought the battle around Jericho, 2579 01:44:01,336 --> 01:44:02,504 around Jericho-- - Uh-uh! 2580 01:44:02,604 --> 01:44:03,338 Hey! Break it up. 2581 01:44:03,438 --> 01:44:04,272 We don't want any whispering. 2582 01:44:04,439 --> 01:44:05,440 Oh. 2583 01:44:05,540 --> 01:44:07,074 Uh, well, I believe we've gone far enough, 2584 01:44:07,208 --> 01:44:08,676 and we all understand the answer to our problem. 2585 01:44:08,776 --> 01:44:10,211 Don't we, gentlemen? - (ALL) Yes, yes. 2586 01:44:10,278 --> 01:44:11,613 - Now, I suggest that-- - Ah, go on-- get to it. 2587 01:44:11,746 --> 01:44:12,847 What do you want to do? 2588 01:44:12,947 --> 01:44:14,382 Well, we would like to try a little demonstration 2589 01:44:14,449 --> 01:44:16,250 on the effect of resonance and reverberation. 2590 01:44:16,384 --> 01:44:17,285 I don't know nothing about it. 2591 01:44:17,419 --> 01:44:18,853 Well, we'll try and teach you. 2592 01:44:18,953 --> 01:44:20,087 Go ahead. Go ahead. 2593 01:44:20,187 --> 01:44:21,122 Thank you. 2594 01:44:21,255 --> 01:44:22,424 Now, gentlemen-- suppose you play 2595 01:44:22,524 --> 01:44:23,691 the piece you were playing the other day, 2596 01:44:23,791 --> 01:44:24,859 as I came into the room. 2597 01:44:24,959 --> 01:44:26,428 You-- you mean "The Anvil Chorus?" 2598 01:44:26,561 --> 01:44:27,128 Yes. 2599 01:44:27,261 --> 01:44:28,563 Yes, indeed. - Oh. 2600 01:44:28,630 --> 01:44:29,397 Wonderful. 2601 01:44:29,531 --> 01:44:30,031 Wonderful. 2602 01:44:30,131 --> 01:44:31,065 Now, I've-- 2603 01:44:31,198 --> 01:44:32,066 Can we play, too, Professor? 2604 01:44:32,199 --> 01:44:33,067 Oh, by all means. 2605 01:44:33,200 --> 01:44:34,469 All of you, please, join in. 2606 01:44:34,602 --> 01:44:37,372 Now, our hope is-- in the words of Mr. Armstrong-- 2607 01:44:37,472 --> 01:44:41,443 that this particular music might send you out of this world. 2608 01:44:41,543 --> 01:44:42,043 Yeah? 2609 01:44:42,143 --> 01:44:43,144 Yes? 2610 01:44:43,311 --> 01:44:45,112 Would you, uh-- sit down, please? 2611 01:44:45,212 --> 01:44:46,047 Yeah. 2612 01:44:46,147 --> 01:44:47,482 Yes. 2613 01:44:47,615 --> 01:44:50,552 Oh-- perhaps you'll be a little more comfortable right-- 2614 01:44:50,652 --> 01:44:52,053 right here. 2615 01:44:52,153 --> 01:44:54,756 Yes. 2616 01:44:54,822 --> 01:44:56,891 We'll, uh-- [chuckles] All right, gentlemen. 2617 01:44:56,991 --> 01:44:59,927 If we are all ready, now, I suggest that we proceed. 2618 01:45:00,061 --> 01:45:01,796 Ready? 2619 01:45:01,929 --> 01:45:05,333 [playing "the anvil chorus"] 2620 01:45:18,680 --> 01:45:21,516 [tempo increases] 2621 01:45:24,018 --> 01:45:26,454 [tempo increases] 2622 01:45:26,521 --> 01:45:27,254 Whoa! 2623 01:45:27,355 --> 01:45:29,256 I-- I-- I chose the wrong piece. 2624 01:45:29,357 --> 01:45:30,358 You didn't send me at all. 2625 01:45:30,492 --> 01:45:31,493 - Me neither. - Yes. 2626 01:45:31,626 --> 01:45:32,994 It was definitely the wrong piece. 2627 01:45:33,127 --> 01:45:34,496 I don't like that kind of stuff, anyway. 2628 01:45:34,629 --> 01:45:35,930 Oh, I quite agree with you. 2629 01:45:36,030 --> 01:45:36,964 We must go the other way. 2630 01:45:37,031 --> 01:45:37,865 Isn't that true, gentlemen? 2631 01:45:38,032 --> 01:45:39,367 We must go the other way. 2632 01:45:39,467 --> 01:45:40,802 We must change our style. 2633 01:45:40,868 --> 01:45:42,036 Can we help, professor? 2634 01:45:42,169 --> 01:45:43,337 Oh, that's an excellent idea, Mr. Dorsey. 2635 01:45:43,471 --> 01:45:44,806 Perhaps, if we change our style to Swing, 2636 01:45:44,872 --> 01:45:47,341 that will help produce the, uh-- the desired result. 2637 01:45:47,475 --> 01:45:49,677 Hey-- less talk and more music. 2638 01:45:49,811 --> 01:45:50,512 Oh, I'm sorry. 2639 01:45:50,645 --> 01:45:52,013 I'd almost forgotten about you. 2640 01:45:52,146 --> 01:45:53,548 Just one more thing. 2641 01:45:53,681 --> 01:45:56,050 As they are playing, would you boys be prepared to, uh-- 2642 01:45:56,183 --> 01:45:59,554 "cut a rug" for this gentleman? 2643 01:46:06,227 --> 01:46:07,028 Oh, we dig it. 2644 01:46:07,128 --> 01:46:07,795 We dig it, Professor. 2645 01:46:07,895 --> 01:46:09,063 Yes, indeed. 2646 01:46:09,163 --> 01:46:09,864 Now you're talking. 2647 01:46:09,997 --> 01:46:10,798 That's more like it. 2648 01:46:10,898 --> 01:46:11,966 Yes. 2649 01:46:12,066 --> 01:46:13,234 I thought it was pretty good, myself. 2650 01:46:13,334 --> 01:46:14,402 What are you gentlemen going to play? 2651 01:46:14,536 --> 01:46:15,870 We'd like to try "Flying Home." 2652 01:46:15,970 --> 01:46:16,671 That's fine. 2653 01:46:16,804 --> 01:46:17,505 OK, Mel. 2654 01:46:20,374 --> 01:46:22,243 "Flying Home." 2655 01:46:22,376 --> 01:46:25,413 [playing "flying home"] 2656 01:47:29,276 --> 01:47:31,378 Now, repeat after me. 2657 01:47:31,479 --> 01:47:32,413 "I, Anthony Crow--" 2658 01:47:32,480 --> 01:47:33,147 [music pounding in background] 2659 01:47:33,314 --> 01:47:34,248 I, Anthony Crow-- 2660 01:47:34,315 --> 01:47:35,817 Louder, please. 2661 01:47:35,950 --> 01:47:37,251 I, Anthony Crow-- 2662 01:47:37,318 --> 01:47:38,486 First-class muderer. 2663 01:47:38,620 --> 01:47:40,454 "Take thee, Honey Swanson--" 2664 01:47:40,555 --> 01:47:41,723 Take thee, Honey Swanson-- 2665 01:47:41,823 --> 01:47:44,125 Who hates and despises and loathes you-- 2666 01:47:44,258 --> 01:47:46,127 JUSTICE OF THE PEACE: "To be my lawful wedded wife--" 2667 01:47:46,260 --> 01:47:47,662 To be my lawful wedded wife-- 2668 01:47:47,795 --> 01:47:49,396 JUSTICE OF THE PEACE: "For better or for worse--" 2669 01:47:49,497 --> 01:47:50,732 For better or for worse-- 2670 01:47:50,832 --> 01:47:52,066 For worse. 2671 01:47:52,166 --> 01:47:55,436 "For richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health--" 2672 01:47:55,503 --> 01:47:58,005 For richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health-- 2673 01:47:58,139 --> 01:47:59,073 I'm sick already. 2674 01:47:59,173 --> 01:48:00,007 - You cut that out. - What? 2675 01:48:00,107 --> 01:48:00,842 Never mind. Go on. 2676 01:48:00,975 --> 01:48:01,576 What say? 2677 01:48:01,676 --> 01:48:03,110 (SHOUTING) Go ahead! 2678 01:48:03,177 --> 01:48:04,078 Oh. 2679 01:48:04,178 --> 01:48:07,081 [horns blaring] 2680 01:48:22,163 --> 01:48:23,497 Did-- did you say something? 2681 01:48:23,631 --> 01:48:24,866 No, it's that music, in there. 2682 01:48:24,999 --> 01:48:25,700 Oh. 2683 01:48:25,833 --> 01:48:27,001 "In sickness and in health--" 2684 01:48:27,134 --> 01:48:27,935 You just said that. 2685 01:48:28,035 --> 01:48:29,036 What? 2686 01:48:29,170 --> 01:48:30,104 Shall I cut out that racket, boss? 2687 01:48:30,204 --> 01:48:30,805 Yeah. Yeah. 2688 01:48:30,872 --> 01:48:31,939 Go ahead. 2689 01:48:32,039 --> 01:48:32,974 Hey-- where is he going? 2690 01:48:33,107 --> 01:48:33,875 He's going to stop the music. 2691 01:48:34,008 --> 01:48:34,842 Well, he can't go! 2692 01:48:34,942 --> 01:48:36,043 He's a witness. 2693 01:48:36,177 --> 01:48:37,311 He's got to remain here through the entire ceremony! 2694 01:48:37,378 --> 01:48:38,713 OK, Adams-- forget it. 2695 01:48:38,880 --> 01:48:40,114 Go ahead. 2696 01:48:40,214 --> 01:48:41,849 Well, now I forgot where I was. 2697 01:48:41,949 --> 01:48:43,350 I've got to start all over again. 2698 01:48:43,484 --> 01:48:45,486 Oh, this is going to take all day. 2699 01:48:45,620 --> 01:48:46,954 Begin where you left off! 2700 01:48:47,054 --> 01:48:47,955 What'd you say? 2701 01:48:48,055 --> 01:48:48,890 Go ahead! 2702 01:48:49,023 --> 01:48:49,857 Not so loud! 2703 01:48:49,957 --> 01:48:51,292 You hurt my ears! 2704 01:48:51,392 --> 01:48:53,861 [clears throat] Now, repeat after me. 2705 01:48:53,995 --> 01:48:54,528 "I, Anthony Crow--" 2706 01:48:54,662 --> 01:48:56,163 I, Anthony Crow-- 2707 01:48:56,230 --> 01:48:58,733 [music blaring] 2708 01:49:27,161 --> 01:49:29,430 [music crescendoes] 2709 01:49:29,563 --> 01:49:32,066 [joe laughing] 2710 01:49:35,536 --> 01:49:37,038 DR. ELFINI: Get his gun! 2711 01:49:37,104 --> 01:49:38,005 Get his gun! 2712 01:49:41,943 --> 01:49:43,611 And do you, Honey Swanson, take 2713 01:49:43,745 --> 01:49:45,579 this man to be your lawful wedded husband, 2714 01:49:45,713 --> 01:49:47,114 to live together-- - No! 2715 01:49:47,248 --> 01:49:48,082 No, I don't! 2716 01:49:48,215 --> 01:49:50,284 [men singing in baritone] 2717 01:49:50,417 --> 01:49:51,252 Pick them up. 2718 01:49:51,385 --> 01:49:54,455 Take their guns away. 2719 01:49:54,588 --> 01:49:55,923 Hey, wait! 2720 01:49:56,023 --> 01:49:56,958 I ain't finished yet! 2721 01:49:57,091 --> 01:49:58,425 I'm very glad of that. 2722 01:49:58,525 --> 01:49:59,961 Put up your hands, Mr. Crow. 2723 01:50:00,094 --> 01:50:02,263 Put 'em up! 2724 01:50:02,396 --> 01:50:05,199 [horn section blaring] 2725 01:50:07,401 --> 01:50:10,705 Now, Mr. Crow, we'll settle our differences as man-to-man. 2726 01:50:10,805 --> 01:50:12,640 Without the use of firearms. 2727 01:50:16,143 --> 01:50:18,279 OK, Hobart! 2728 01:50:18,379 --> 01:50:19,146 [honey gasps] 2729 01:50:19,280 --> 01:50:19,981 Take it easy, Tony. 2730 01:50:32,293 --> 01:50:33,160 Attaboy, Frizzy! 2731 01:50:33,294 --> 01:50:34,628 Give it to him! 2732 01:50:34,729 --> 01:50:37,131 [BAND PLAYING "THE ANVIL CHORUS" IN TIME TO PUNCHES] 2733 01:50:37,264 --> 01:50:38,132 Go on! 2734 01:50:38,265 --> 01:50:39,133 Hit him! 2735 01:50:39,266 --> 01:50:39,967 Attaboy! 2736 01:50:40,101 --> 01:50:41,502 Give it to him! 2737 01:50:41,635 --> 01:50:42,503 Konk him! 2738 01:50:42,636 --> 01:50:43,504 Konk him! 2739 01:50:43,637 --> 01:50:45,139 Hit him again! 2740 01:50:48,642 --> 01:50:50,978 Listen, you seven wise idiots. 2741 01:50:51,078 --> 01:50:53,180 It wouldn't work. 2742 01:50:53,314 --> 01:50:56,818 Remember, Frizzy-- no women aboard. 2743 01:50:56,951 --> 01:51:00,955 Now, of all women, you want to take a dizzy dame like me. 2744 01:51:01,022 --> 01:51:04,025 Now, if you'll allow me, I can cite many examples 2745 01:51:04,158 --> 01:51:06,160 of love stories from the operas to prove 2746 01:51:06,260 --> 01:51:07,762 the inevitability of the step. 2747 01:51:07,862 --> 01:51:08,863 Yes. 2748 01:51:08,963 --> 01:51:10,631 I have proof, even from the older classics. 2749 01:51:10,765 --> 01:51:11,999 From the laws of harmony. 2750 01:51:12,133 --> 01:51:12,834 Yes, indeed. 2751 01:51:12,967 --> 01:51:14,135 And the laws of counterpoint. 2752 01:51:14,201 --> 01:51:16,771 The music of the masters is sufficient. 2753 01:51:16,871 --> 01:51:18,873 That hasn't anything to do with it! 2754 01:51:19,006 --> 01:51:20,107 Yes, it has. 2755 01:51:20,207 --> 01:51:22,176 Gentlemen, I know when words cease to be of use, 2756 01:51:22,276 --> 01:51:24,678 there remains but one argument. 2757 01:51:24,812 --> 01:51:26,714 Come here, Miss Honey. 2758 01:51:26,848 --> 01:51:28,149 Oh, no, Frizzy. Please. 2759 01:51:28,215 --> 01:51:28,950 FRISBEE: On the book. 2760 01:51:29,050 --> 01:51:29,884 Please. 2761 01:51:30,017 --> 01:51:32,153 But Frizzy-- but it isn't fair. 2762 01:51:32,219 --> 01:51:33,054 Isn't it? 2763 01:51:37,358 --> 01:51:38,059 No. 2764 01:51:38,192 --> 01:51:39,693 It isn't fair. 2765 01:51:39,827 --> 01:51:42,964 My goodness, Hobart, remember my advice-- 2766 01:51:43,064 --> 01:51:44,565 [shushing] 2767 01:51:52,406 --> 01:51:53,140 Whoo! 2768 01:51:53,240 --> 01:51:54,976 [laughs] 2769 01:51:55,076 --> 01:51:58,012 [music playing]