1 00:00:06,415 --> 00:00:08,341 (epic action music playing) 2 00:00:23,191 --> 00:00:27,193 Now that I, Chinnos, finally wield the Doomsday App, 3 00:00:27,270 --> 00:00:30,479 I can restart this planet in flames, 4 00:00:30,556 --> 00:00:31,814 as a utopia. 5 00:00:31,890 --> 00:00:34,024 I don't know, Chinnos. You say "utopia," 6 00:00:34,035 --> 00:00:35,868 but what I'm hearing is "kill everyone." 7 00:00:35,945 --> 00:00:38,704 And I really don't want to find a new dry cleaner. 8 00:00:38,781 --> 00:00:40,864 Your funny-but-not-too-funny banter 9 00:00:40,875 --> 00:00:43,784 will not save you, Magnesium Man. 10 00:00:43,861 --> 00:00:46,712 Yeah, but it did distract you, didn't it, Dad Bod? 11 00:00:46,789 --> 00:00:47,880 Take him, Airshot! 12 00:00:47,957 --> 00:00:51,050 (weapon clicking) 13 00:00:51,127 --> 00:00:53,719 Yes, Airshot, pump that air gun! 14 00:00:53,796 --> 00:00:56,931 Five pumps? Think of the pressure. 15 00:01:01,137 --> 00:01:03,646 Aw, what's the matter? Bad head day? 16 00:01:06,067 --> 00:01:10,152 It's time I took the Vindicators out of the equation. 17 00:01:15,985 --> 00:01:17,827 I'll take that dance now. 18 00:01:20,915 --> 00:01:22,197 (audience crying) 19 00:01:22,274 --> 00:01:26,043 Their first kiss was their last. 20 00:01:35,838 --> 00:01:38,255 (audience crying) 21 00:01:38,308 --> 00:01:40,266 Huh? (stammering) 22 00:01:40,343 --> 00:01:42,310 (snoring) 23 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:47,056 Wow. It was called Crystal War 24 00:01:47,132 --> 00:01:49,275 because they were all turned to crystals. 25 00:01:49,352 --> 00:01:52,853 Hey, now is not the time for your cold-hearted analysis. 26 00:01:52,930 --> 00:01:55,564 The sequel isn't coming out for a year. 27 00:01:55,641 --> 00:01:58,784 What loving God would make us wait that long? 28 00:01:58,819 --> 00:02:00,944 A year? That's, like, a million years. 29 00:02:00,955 --> 00:02:04,239 I cannot wait. Don't you leave me, 30 00:02:04,316 --> 00:02:06,283 you be-cape-ed gob-smashers! 31 00:02:06,294 --> 00:02:07,626 (grunts) 32 00:02:13,801 --> 00:02:16,302 Children, I pulled you out of your classes today 33 00:02:16,379 --> 00:02:18,971 to warn you of a dangerous new Internet trend. 34 00:02:19,048 --> 00:02:20,756 The paprika challenge? 35 00:02:20,833 --> 00:02:22,966 (muffled): The eight ball challenge? 36 00:02:22,977 --> 00:02:25,811 No, the highly-imitatable stunt I'm referring to 37 00:02:25,888 --> 00:02:27,980 is the "flag yourself" challenge. 38 00:02:28,057 --> 00:02:30,599 (excited chatter) 39 00:02:30,676 --> 00:02:32,651 Instead of a merely verbal warning, 40 00:02:32,728 --> 00:02:34,812 it's clear to me a more effective deterrent 41 00:02:34,822 --> 00:02:36,897 would be to show you a video of the stunt 42 00:02:36,974 --> 00:02:40,567 performed by YouTube star Reaction Guy. 43 00:02:40,644 --> 00:02:42,486 Whoa, Reaction Guy? 44 00:02:42,497 --> 00:02:45,406 Everybody who's anybody gets reacted to by him. 45 00:02:45,482 --> 00:02:47,991 Watch and learn... to not do this. 46 00:02:48,002 --> 00:02:51,578 What up, Reaction Faction? It's your boy, Reaction Guy. 47 00:02:51,655 --> 00:02:54,340 Today I'm gonna be reacting to the Flag Yourself Challenge. 48 00:02:54,417 --> 00:02:58,127 Shout-out to my crew, Hedgehog, Thin Mint, and White Malik. 49 00:02:58,203 --> 00:02:59,962 They're gonna raise me like a flag. 50 00:03:00,038 --> 00:03:01,847 (students exclaiming) 51 00:03:01,924 --> 00:03:04,016 (excited chatter) 52 00:03:04,093 --> 00:03:08,595 Whoa-ho! Whoa, this is so clench! 53 00:03:08,672 --> 00:03:09,930 -(overlapping chatter) -Wow, cool! 54 00:03:10,007 --> 00:03:11,273 Ooh, ooh! 55 00:03:15,721 --> 00:03:16,770 Hey, guys, this is Bart Simpsn 56 00:03:16,847 --> 00:03:18,939 from my new channel, Reaction Bart. 57 00:03:19,016 --> 00:03:21,367 Big shout-out to my boy White Seymour for putting me onto 58 00:03:21,444 --> 00:03:24,278 the Flag Yourself Challenge. So clench! 59 00:03:24,396 --> 00:03:26,705 Okay, hit it. Check it out. 60 00:03:26,782 --> 00:03:29,783 I'm waving at my haters and they don't even know it. 61 00:03:29,860 --> 00:03:32,536 Clench! Clench! Whoa-ho-ho! 62 00:03:32,571 --> 00:03:33,996 Buy my merch. 63 00:03:34,072 --> 00:03:36,540 Merch to come. Merch! 64 00:03:36,592 --> 00:03:37,383 Whoa. 65 00:03:39,887 --> 00:03:44,557 Whoa. His obliques must be shredded. 66 00:03:44,633 --> 00:03:47,176 I got to check them out next time we go swimming. 67 00:03:47,252 --> 00:03:50,471 Whoa! (grunting) 68 00:03:50,547 --> 00:03:53,232 Oh, ooh, ow, ooh. 69 00:03:53,309 --> 00:03:55,476 Milhouse, no! 70 00:03:55,552 --> 00:03:57,820 I need your passcode to upload the video. 71 00:03:59,932 --> 00:04:03,484 Yo, Milhouse, I got you a balloon form the gift shop. 72 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:05,569 Oh. 73 00:04:05,580 --> 00:04:07,529 So what'd the doctors say? 74 00:04:07,606 --> 00:04:10,082 (groans) I have a full-body sprain. 75 00:04:10,159 --> 00:04:13,577 Most of my muscles are wrapped around the wrong bones. 76 00:04:13,588 --> 00:04:15,913 Okay, champ, physical therapy time. 77 00:04:15,923 --> 00:04:18,090 Who's ready for four hours of stretch bands? 78 00:04:18,167 --> 00:04:20,342 No, not the purple. 79 00:04:21,429 --> 00:04:24,138 (whimpering) 80 00:04:25,874 --> 00:04:27,674 Glucose? (chuckles) 81 00:04:27,751 --> 00:04:29,852 Don't mind if I do-cose. (slurping) 82 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:34,014 Okay, mate, you can do this. 83 00:04:34,091 --> 00:04:37,059 It's hard, but those little buggers are counting on you. 84 00:04:37,135 --> 00:04:39,945 Do it for the buggers. 85 00:04:40,022 --> 00:04:41,563 (gulping) 86 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:43,115 Ugh. (shudders) 87 00:04:47,029 --> 00:04:48,496 (gulping) 88 00:04:50,440 --> 00:04:52,791 -Top of the bing-bong, ladies. -(gasps) 89 00:04:52,868 --> 00:04:55,702 -You're Glen Tangier. -You're Airshot. 90 00:04:55,779 --> 00:04:57,704 Good on you, Nightingales. 91 00:04:57,781 --> 00:04:59,957 Now, who can point me towards, uh, 92 00:04:59,967 --> 00:05:02,960 "Milhouse Van Houten"? 93 00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:06,305 Ooh, right down the hall and to the left, Glen. 94 00:05:08,050 --> 00:05:10,634 Wow. Flirt much, Debby? 95 00:05:10,645 --> 00:05:12,811 Sorry, we can't all be married to 96 00:05:12,888 --> 00:05:16,315 Ogdenville's car detailing king Duke Druthers. 97 00:05:16,392 --> 00:05:18,817 What's up, little bro? 98 00:05:18,894 --> 00:05:21,645 How's my favorite real-life superhero? 99 00:05:21,656 --> 00:05:24,147 Holy crap, you're Glen Tangier. 100 00:05:24,158 --> 00:05:26,483 Uh-uh-uh, never heard of him. 101 00:05:26,494 --> 00:05:28,986 The name's Airshot. 102 00:05:28,996 --> 00:05:31,163 (blows) 103 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:32,998 You're my favorite Vindicator. 104 00:05:33,075 --> 00:05:36,785 You don't even have any powers, you're just super good at air. 105 00:05:36,862 --> 00:05:39,746 Uh, easy now. Don't get too excited, Milhouse. 106 00:05:39,823 --> 00:05:41,748 Oh, I'm not... 107 00:05:41,825 --> 00:05:43,625 I am Milhouse. 108 00:05:43,702 --> 00:05:45,794 (whimpering) 109 00:05:45,871 --> 00:05:47,713 That's right. (chuckling) Calm down, hero. 110 00:05:47,789 --> 00:05:50,349 Don't make whatever you have worse. 111 00:05:50,426 --> 00:05:53,635 Is it something that gets worse? Please don't say it gets worse. 112 00:05:53,712 --> 00:05:55,854 Oh, don't worry, Airshot, I'm okay. 113 00:05:55,931 --> 00:05:59,975 Well, aren't you just Pimm to the brim with Adelaide spunk? 114 00:06:00,052 --> 00:06:01,268 (gulping) 115 00:06:01,345 --> 00:06:03,687 Oh, thank boomerang Jesus 116 00:06:03,698 --> 00:06:05,188 you're not one of those brave little buggers 117 00:06:05,199 --> 00:06:06,815 that I have to show this to. 118 00:06:06,892 --> 00:06:08,775 Wait, what do you got in there? 119 00:06:08,852 --> 00:06:11,862 Oh, it's a laptop with the sequel 120 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:15,824 to the Vindicators: Crystal garbage. 121 00:06:15,901 --> 00:06:20,454 (gulping) All that matters is you're gonna be okay, mate. 122 00:06:20,530 --> 00:06:24,166 (yawns) Never wanted to be an actor anyway, 123 00:06:24,242 --> 00:06:27,886 just a simple koala butcher like me old man. 124 00:06:27,963 --> 00:06:30,848 (snoring) 125 00:06:33,802 --> 00:06:37,062 Yo, Airshot. Glen. 126 00:06:37,139 --> 00:06:40,182 (snoring continues) 127 00:06:40,258 --> 00:06:42,276 Hello. 128 00:06:43,979 --> 00:06:46,813 (laptop beeps) 129 00:06:46,890 --> 00:06:48,857 Sweet boomerang Jeebus. 130 00:06:48,934 --> 00:06:50,868 (epic action music playing) 131 00:06:55,583 --> 00:06:58,033 What an ending. 132 00:06:58,110 --> 00:07:01,411 People are gonna freak out when they see it... 133 00:07:01,422 --> 00:07:03,246 in a month from now. 134 00:07:03,257 --> 00:07:07,376 Till then, I'm the only one that knows what happens. 135 00:07:07,452 --> 00:07:10,095 Only I know. 136 00:07:10,172 --> 00:07:14,049 I'm the most powerful kid in the world. 137 00:07:14,126 --> 00:07:16,935 -(thunder crashes) -(snoring) 138 00:07:17,012 --> 00:07:20,055 Toss that Kanga shank into the billy-boil. 139 00:07:20,132 --> 00:07:22,941 It'll be tender by moon jump. 140 00:07:27,931 --> 00:07:32,401 Yo, Fat Thor, I've seen Vindicators: Crystal War 2. 141 00:07:32,477 --> 00:07:35,070 -You blaspheme! -My buddy Airshot showed it to me. 142 00:07:35,147 --> 00:07:36,955 Ha. I repeat, ha. 143 00:07:37,032 --> 00:07:40,283 As if Glen Tangier, the Tasmanian Adonis, 144 00:07:40,294 --> 00:07:45,130 would deign to interact with someone of your insignificance. 145 00:07:45,207 --> 00:07:47,216 Whoa! 146 00:07:48,210 --> 00:07:52,921 You are defeated, Vindicator. 147 00:07:52,998 --> 00:07:56,266 Not as long as I'm still breathing. (blows) 148 00:07:59,838 --> 00:08:03,056 Sweet batarang Jesus. Tell me more. 149 00:08:03,133 --> 00:08:05,225 Uhp-uhp-uhp-uhp-uhp. The first taste was free, 150 00:08:05,302 --> 00:08:07,820 the next is gonna cost you. 151 00:08:07,896 --> 00:08:11,782 I've had my eye on that Dr. 3 A.M. graphic novel. 152 00:08:13,327 --> 00:08:14,910 Okay, strap yourself in. The way it goes down is... 153 00:08:16,313 --> 00:08:18,739 But pause. The knowledge you offer 154 00:08:18,815 --> 00:08:22,492 would spoil the movie event of the year. Nay, century. 155 00:08:22,503 --> 00:08:25,003 Nay, epoch. Nay, summer. 156 00:08:25,080 --> 00:08:26,580 Tell me nothing. 157 00:08:26,656 --> 00:08:29,341 Ah, but my curiosity consumes me. 158 00:08:29,418 --> 00:08:32,419 All right, here's the deal, the movie starts on the logo... 159 00:08:32,496 --> 00:08:34,513 Silence! Speak! 160 00:08:34,590 --> 00:08:37,599 Speak not. Expound! 161 00:08:39,186 --> 00:08:41,762 I pass the test. I will diminish 162 00:08:41,838 --> 00:08:44,022 and remain Comic Book Guy. 163 00:08:46,051 --> 00:08:48,185 Mmm. Ooh, shrimp. 164 00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:52,773 Hey. What would you give me not to find out what happens? 165 00:08:52,849 --> 00:08:54,483 (slurps) 166 00:08:54,559 --> 00:08:56,818 Be gone, Spoiler Boy. 167 00:08:56,895 --> 00:08:58,945 Hm, Spoiler Boy. 168 00:08:59,022 --> 00:09:00,706 (laughs) I like that. 169 00:09:00,783 --> 00:09:04,326 ¶ ¶ 170 00:09:04,402 --> 00:09:05,952 (gasps) That's the kid who saw 171 00:09:06,029 --> 00:09:08,872 Vindicators: Crystal War 2: Resurgence. 172 00:09:08,883 --> 00:09:11,833 Do what he says or he'll spoil the ending. 173 00:09:11,910 --> 00:09:14,878 I must protect my virgin ears. 174 00:09:14,889 --> 00:09:17,473 -(toilet flushing) -(gurgling) 175 00:09:21,753 --> 00:09:23,345 I think you can do better than that. 176 00:09:23,421 --> 00:09:25,514 Four chicken lumpettes per person. 177 00:09:25,590 --> 00:09:27,849 Even if that person knows which Vindicator 178 00:09:27,926 --> 00:09:31,737 loses a third of their powers fighting Karate Scorpion? 179 00:09:31,814 --> 00:09:34,523 Zip it. My boyfriend's taking me to see that movie 180 00:09:34,599 --> 00:09:36,492 when it gets to the two-dollar theater. 181 00:09:38,153 --> 00:09:39,870 ¶ ¶ 182 00:09:42,491 --> 00:09:44,917 Simpson, you're getting one day of detention 183 00:09:44,993 --> 00:09:48,870 for every extra lumpette you eat. 184 00:09:48,947 --> 00:09:51,256 Mmm. 185 00:09:51,333 --> 00:09:52,916 Detention, is it? 186 00:09:52,927 --> 00:09:55,335 I guess we'll have plenty of time to discuss 187 00:09:55,412 --> 00:09:58,755 the fate of your favorite Vindicator, Black Voodoo. 188 00:09:58,766 --> 00:10:00,841 (gasps) The champion of the French Quarter. 189 00:10:00,917 --> 00:10:02,676 You wouldn't dare spoil the only thing 190 00:10:02,752 --> 00:10:04,344 that brings me joy in this world. 191 00:10:04,421 --> 00:10:05,637 Give me your toupee. 192 00:10:05,714 --> 00:10:07,681 (laughs) Toupee? 193 00:10:07,757 --> 00:10:09,942 I don't wear a toupee. 194 00:10:10,018 --> 00:10:12,185 We fade in on Bourbon Street... 195 00:10:12,262 --> 00:10:13,153 (gasps softly) 196 00:10:14,639 --> 00:10:15,772 (singing nonsense) 197 00:10:15,783 --> 00:10:17,357 Ooh! (stammers, laughs) 198 00:10:17,434 --> 00:10:21,194 Principal Skinner. T-To what do we owe the honor, sir, at-- 199 00:10:21,271 --> 00:10:22,955 Oh, it's just you. 200 00:10:23,031 --> 00:10:25,699 Hey, how'd you get all this stuff? 201 00:10:25,775 --> 00:10:27,450 'Cause people do whatever I say 202 00:10:27,461 --> 00:10:29,411 or I spoil the Vindicators movie for them. 203 00:10:29,487 --> 00:10:30,796 Like so: 204 00:10:30,873 --> 00:10:33,540 tell Mom it's okay for me to have soda on my cereal. 205 00:10:33,617 --> 00:10:35,876 I don't know. Mom's not gonna go for that. 206 00:10:35,952 --> 00:10:38,920 Okay. Get ready to hear the surprise ending. 207 00:10:38,997 --> 00:10:41,139 Let me guess. The good guys win. 208 00:10:41,216 --> 00:10:42,924 (gasps) Who told you? 209 00:10:43,001 --> 00:10:45,302 You can't spoil that movie for me, 210 00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:47,929 because I don't care what happens. 211 00:10:48,006 --> 00:10:49,815 You see, as a grown-up, 212 00:10:49,892 --> 00:10:53,602 I know that muscle jerks in tights with magic powers 213 00:10:53,678 --> 00:10:57,647 punching and hugging each other is boring BS for babies. 214 00:10:57,658 --> 00:11:00,609 So go ahead, tell me what Captain Doodad does 215 00:11:00,685 --> 00:11:01,827 to Zippity Whoever. 216 00:11:01,904 --> 00:11:03,737 Because it means nothing. 217 00:11:03,813 --> 00:11:07,824 (gasps) My powers don't work on you. 218 00:11:07,835 --> 00:11:11,336 But what if I could make them work for you? 219 00:11:11,413 --> 00:11:15,290 Hmm. Your sinister tone intrigues me. 220 00:11:15,367 --> 00:11:18,343 All-you-can-drink beers on me! 221 00:11:18,420 --> 00:11:19,511 OTHERS: Yeah! 222 00:11:19,588 --> 00:11:21,513 But paid for by Moe. 223 00:11:21,590 --> 00:11:25,133 All right, I'm not even gonna dignify that with a "Whaaa?" 224 00:11:25,210 --> 00:11:26,852 (zips) 225 00:11:26,929 --> 00:11:28,595 Do the thing, boy. 226 00:11:28,672 --> 00:11:30,022 No, no, don't ruin it, kid! 227 00:11:30,098 --> 00:11:31,932 I'm taking my girlfriend to that movie 228 00:11:32,008 --> 00:11:34,017 when it gets to the two-dollar theater. 229 00:11:34,028 --> 00:11:35,736 -(Bart chuckling) -(zips) 230 00:11:38,532 --> 00:11:41,700 (Homer groaning) 231 00:11:41,777 --> 00:11:43,911 What time did you get home last night? 232 00:11:43,946 --> 00:11:45,987 Ugh, it's not my fault. 233 00:11:46,064 --> 00:11:47,781 Bart used his superpower 234 00:11:47,857 --> 00:11:50,700 to get me drunker than I've ever beer. 235 00:11:50,711 --> 00:11:53,453 (groans) I'm worried that all this blackmail 236 00:11:53,530 --> 00:11:55,622 is turning Bart into a bad person. 237 00:11:55,699 --> 00:11:57,549 (groans) 238 00:11:58,886 --> 00:11:59,876 (zips) 239 00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:00,944 (yawns) 240 00:12:00,946 --> 00:12:03,046 What's the story, morning glories? 241 00:12:03,057 --> 00:12:06,716 Young man, I don't like the way you're using those spoilies 242 00:12:06,727 --> 00:12:08,477 to boss people around. 243 00:12:09,471 --> 00:12:10,971 What? 244 00:12:11,047 --> 00:12:12,180 I was given an amazing power, 245 00:12:12,257 --> 00:12:13,715 so I'm using it. 246 00:12:13,792 --> 00:12:16,902 If you were in my suitcase, you would do the same thing. 247 00:12:16,979 --> 00:12:21,481 Fans have a deep connection to the Marble Cinematic Universe. 248 00:12:21,558 --> 00:12:24,910 I would never exploit that, not for anything. 249 00:12:24,987 --> 00:12:28,238 Oh... wouldn't you? 250 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:31,208 ("True" by Spandau Ballet playing) 251 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:34,703 ¶ ¶ 252 00:12:34,779 --> 00:12:37,872 (American accent): Lisa Simpson, I think your superpower 253 00:12:37,949 --> 00:12:39,416 must be stealing hearts. 254 00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:42,335 OTHERS: Aw... 255 00:12:42,412 --> 00:12:44,879 How do you feel about exploitation now? 256 00:12:44,956 --> 00:12:48,341 (giggling): It's okay. 257 00:12:48,418 --> 00:12:50,885 (regular accent): How much longer do I have to keep up 258 00:12:50,962 --> 00:12:52,771 this kookaburra charade? 259 00:12:52,848 --> 00:12:55,598 How badly do you not want your bosses at Marble Studios 260 00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:58,902 to know that I used your drunken thumb to see that movie? 261 00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:04,616 You think I'm your jolly swagman, do you? 262 00:13:04,693 --> 00:13:06,526 Well, my jumbuck's gonna be free 263 00:13:06,603 --> 00:13:08,611 from your tucker bag next Thursday, 264 00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:12,198 when that movie goes wide on every screen in creation. 265 00:13:12,275 --> 00:13:15,702 And after that, you're nothing. 266 00:13:15,779 --> 00:13:18,747 Let's get this party finished! 267 00:13:18,823 --> 00:13:21,207 (dance music playing) 268 00:13:21,284 --> 00:13:23,043 He's right. 269 00:13:23,119 --> 00:13:24,294 I'm running out of time. 270 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,755 This is... endgame! 271 00:13:26,831 --> 00:13:30,425 And so, today, we celebrate the 200th birthday 272 00:13:30,502 --> 00:13:33,136 of our beloved oak tree, Old Susie. 273 00:13:33,147 --> 00:13:36,639 Her stately branches have shaded our town's weddings, 274 00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:41,102 family reunions, and quincen-- quincien-- 275 00:13:41,179 --> 00:13:43,897 uh, Mexican bar mitzvahs. 276 00:13:43,973 --> 00:13:45,157 We're, uh, ow! 277 00:13:45,233 --> 00:13:46,232 (chuckling) 278 00:13:46,309 --> 00:13:49,444 Cover you ears! It's Spoiler Boy! 279 00:13:49,521 --> 00:13:50,945 That's right. It's me. 280 00:13:51,022 --> 00:13:52,947 And if you don't want the movie spoiled, 281 00:13:53,024 --> 00:13:55,116 you'll all pull together and build me 282 00:13:55,193 --> 00:13:58,286 the ultimate tree house of my own design. 283 00:13:58,363 --> 00:14:00,747 Right here in Old Susie. 284 00:14:00,824 --> 00:14:01,790 (all gasp) 285 00:14:01,866 --> 00:14:04,125 Not in Old Susie! 286 00:14:04,202 --> 00:14:06,503 Everyone in this town loves that tree! 287 00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:08,588 We have no choice. 288 00:14:08,665 --> 00:14:12,017 He's got us all by the short and curlies. 289 00:14:12,094 --> 00:14:16,805 Unless the boy should meet with an unfortunate accident. 290 00:14:16,881 --> 00:14:20,525 Oh. And if anything suspicious should happen to me, 291 00:14:20,602 --> 00:14:23,853 I've hired the loudest man in town to yell the ending 292 00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:25,980 on every street corner. 293 00:14:26,057 --> 00:14:27,866 I'm on it! 294 00:14:27,943 --> 00:14:30,693 You have 24 hours to build my tree house. 295 00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:32,320 The clock is ticking. 296 00:14:32,397 --> 00:14:33,705 (laughs evilly) 297 00:14:36,067 --> 00:14:36,950 (gasps) 298 00:14:37,026 --> 00:14:37,876 (humming) 299 00:14:37,953 --> 00:14:39,494 Hey, buddy. 300 00:14:39,571 --> 00:14:40,662 You're out of the hospital. 301 00:14:40,738 --> 00:14:42,789 Don't you "Hey, buddy" me. 302 00:14:42,866 --> 00:14:44,883 You stole my visit from Airshot. 303 00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:46,876 You-- you villain! 304 00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:49,721 Me, a villain? No way. 305 00:14:49,798 --> 00:14:51,548 You just blackmailed the whole town 306 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:52,891 to build you a lair. 307 00:14:52,968 --> 00:14:55,060 Okay. I will grant you the optics on the lair 308 00:14:55,137 --> 00:14:56,728 are less than ideal. 309 00:14:56,805 --> 00:14:59,389 You have actual powers which you use for evil. 310 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,900 You're a supervillain! 311 00:15:01,977 --> 00:15:04,853 You dare call me a supervillain? 312 00:15:04,929 --> 00:15:06,396 Then get a load of this: 313 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:09,649 the biggest spoiler in the whole movie! 314 00:15:09,726 --> 00:15:11,693 BOTH: Magnesium Man! 315 00:15:11,769 --> 00:15:12,911 Don't say another word! 316 00:15:12,988 --> 00:15:15,413 The fate of our universe depends on it. 317 00:15:17,159 --> 00:15:18,458 (Bart screams) 318 00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:24,372 (Bart groans) 319 00:15:24,449 --> 00:15:25,423 (yelps) 320 00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:26,925 Where the hell am I? 321 00:15:27,002 --> 00:15:29,085 Relax there, Spoiler Boy. 322 00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:31,254 All we did was take you from your dimension into ours. 323 00:15:31,265 --> 00:15:33,506 You know, the Marble universe? 324 00:15:33,583 --> 00:15:36,935 What you consider to be movies make up our reality. 325 00:15:37,012 --> 00:15:39,771 No way. Superheroes aren't real. 326 00:15:39,848 --> 00:15:41,764 How dumb do you think I am? 327 00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:44,943 (gasps) Actual superpowers! 328 00:15:45,020 --> 00:15:47,112 Everything you see in your Vindicator movies 329 00:15:47,189 --> 00:15:48,771 actually happens to us. 330 00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:51,608 Even the post-credit sequences? 331 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,818 -Mm. -We brought you here 332 00:15:53,895 --> 00:15:57,122 to see the result of your selfish actions. 333 00:15:58,483 --> 00:16:00,792 Whoa! Airshot! Dead? 334 00:16:00,869 --> 00:16:02,294 But in the movie he lives. 335 00:16:02,370 --> 00:16:03,962 Wh-what happened? 336 00:16:04,039 --> 00:16:05,288 You happened! 337 00:16:05,299 --> 00:16:07,457 You son of a swamp witch! 338 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:11,628 You showed your Comic Book Guy a spoiler 339 00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:14,797 of Airshot using his breath to save himself. 340 00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:17,050 The powers of evil in our dimension 341 00:16:17,126 --> 00:16:21,137 saw this and, so warned, taped Airshot's mouth shut. 342 00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:22,472 And killed him. 343 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,891 (whimpers) I didn't know! 344 00:16:24,968 --> 00:16:27,485 I never dreamed that spoilers really hurt people. 345 00:16:27,562 --> 00:16:31,489 But they do. Spoilers kill! 346 00:16:31,566 --> 00:16:34,776 I love you, Airshot! (sobbing) 347 00:16:34,852 --> 00:16:36,736 The virtual reality's working. 348 00:16:36,813 --> 00:16:39,948 The kid has no idea that this has all been fake. 349 00:16:40,024 --> 00:16:41,783 I can't believe he didn't notice 350 00:16:41,859 --> 00:16:43,826 that the dimensional portal in his backyard 351 00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:47,163 was just a garbage bag full of glow sticks. 352 00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:49,007 Tell me we're doing the right thing. 353 00:16:49,084 --> 00:16:51,167 Tell me this is Bart's best chance 354 00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:52,835 to choose to be a good person. 355 00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:54,754 Don't worry, Marge. 356 00:16:54,831 --> 00:16:57,757 No one's ever been hurt by a little gaslighting. 357 00:16:57,834 --> 00:17:00,176 Remember how you always say that? 358 00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:01,844 Remember? 359 00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:03,096 Mm-hmm. 360 00:17:03,172 --> 00:17:04,856 Oh, don't think of it as gaslighting. 361 00:17:04,933 --> 00:17:06,849 Think of it as an ultra-enhanced, 362 00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:08,476 immersive fan experience. 363 00:17:08,553 --> 00:17:11,980 All this, just to keep spoilers from leaking. 364 00:17:12,056 --> 00:17:15,200 Vindicators, colon, Crystal War, colon, Resurgence 365 00:17:15,277 --> 00:17:16,526 bombing at the box office 366 00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:18,778 would have devastating consequences. 367 00:17:18,855 --> 00:17:21,864 Failing theme parks, unsold Halloween costumes 368 00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:23,032 rotting on the docks, 369 00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:25,377 mass suicides by popcorn farmers; 370 00:17:25,453 --> 00:17:28,380 anything worse than a 55% hold 371 00:17:28,456 --> 00:17:29,956 on its second weekend, 372 00:17:30,033 --> 00:17:33,293 the global economy collapses like a house of cards. 373 00:17:33,369 --> 00:17:35,837 Is that what you want, little girl? Is it? 374 00:17:35,913 --> 00:17:37,297 (quietly): No. No. 375 00:17:37,373 --> 00:17:39,215 Bart clearly feels bad. 376 00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:40,967 Can't we let him out now? 377 00:17:41,044 --> 00:17:43,970 No. We have to be absolutely sure. 378 00:17:44,047 --> 00:17:46,731 Increasing simulation intensity. 379 00:17:50,478 --> 00:17:52,645 Bring me the boy. 380 00:17:52,722 --> 00:17:53,822 (warriors snarling) 381 00:17:56,768 --> 00:17:57,817 Ahh! 382 00:17:57,894 --> 00:17:59,861 Remember, kid, no spoilers! 383 00:17:59,937 --> 00:18:01,696 Our universe depends on it! 384 00:18:01,773 --> 00:18:05,333 And don't pirate movies. That hurts everyone. 385 00:18:08,071 --> 00:18:10,705 So, the boy who's seen how all this ends. 386 00:18:10,782 --> 00:18:12,257 Tell me what you know, 387 00:18:12,334 --> 00:18:14,876 so I can use it to destroy the Vindicators. 388 00:18:14,952 --> 00:18:18,046 In return, I will grant your deepest desire: 389 00:18:18,122 --> 00:18:20,882 actual superpowers. 390 00:18:20,958 --> 00:18:22,842 BART: Muscles... 391 00:18:22,919 --> 00:18:24,218 claws... 392 00:18:24,295 --> 00:18:25,553 bike! 393 00:18:25,630 --> 00:18:27,013 Real powers. 394 00:18:27,090 --> 00:18:29,607 That's even better than spoiler powers. 395 00:18:29,684 --> 00:18:31,443 (chuckling) 396 00:18:31,519 --> 00:18:34,395 Oh, no. Our son is going to choose evil. 397 00:18:34,472 --> 00:18:38,783 Oh, no! Our son is so stupid he's going to fall for this! 398 00:18:38,860 --> 00:18:40,860 It doesn't matter that's it not real. 399 00:18:40,937 --> 00:18:43,363 Bart's soul is at stake. 400 00:18:43,439 --> 00:18:47,575 Great emotion. Talk about upping the ante. 401 00:18:47,652 --> 00:18:49,619 Tell me the spoilers, child. 402 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:52,297 And embrace your destiny as a villain. 403 00:18:52,374 --> 00:18:53,581 Hmm. 404 00:18:53,658 --> 00:18:54,799 Airshot. 405 00:18:54,876 --> 00:18:56,709 All right. 406 00:18:56,786 --> 00:18:58,303 I'll tell you what you have to do to win. 407 00:18:58,380 --> 00:18:59,629 -No! -Uh-uh, kid. 408 00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,806 Eat my shorts. 409 00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:04,809 (grunts) 410 00:19:05,837 --> 00:19:07,145 No. No. 411 00:19:07,222 --> 00:19:09,189 -No...! -(screams) 412 00:19:16,064 --> 00:19:19,607 Our son's a good guy! A good guy. 413 00:19:19,684 --> 00:19:23,569 But he's still stupid. So stupid... 414 00:19:23,646 --> 00:19:25,780 The kid turned down actual superpowers. 415 00:19:25,857 --> 00:19:28,074 I think he'll keep his mouth shut. 416 00:19:28,151 --> 00:19:30,118 Okay. We'll let him live. 417 00:19:30,194 --> 00:19:31,586 -(humming triumphantly) -For now. 418 00:19:34,582 --> 00:19:35,673 (groans) 419 00:19:35,750 --> 00:19:37,417 Uh-- I'm back. 420 00:19:37,493 --> 00:19:39,836 I just hope it's not too late. 421 00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,513 What day is it? 422 00:19:41,589 --> 00:19:44,849 Why, it's the Wednesday before Memorial Day, it is. 423 00:19:44,926 --> 00:19:45,967 Then there's still time. 424 00:19:46,043 --> 00:19:47,677 The movie hasn't been spoiled. 425 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:48,686 Don't worry, son. 426 00:19:48,763 --> 00:19:51,356 Your secret I forgot is safe with me. 427 00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:54,517 I saved their universe. I'm not a villain. 428 00:19:54,528 --> 00:19:57,353 I'm a superhero. 429 00:19:57,364 --> 00:20:00,648 -When can we tell him? -Never. 430 00:20:00,725 --> 00:20:02,033 All right. No one's gonna talk. 431 00:20:02,110 --> 00:20:03,109 The movie's safe. 432 00:20:03,186 --> 00:20:06,696 We'll let them live. For now. 433 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,706 (minor key "When You Wish Upon a Star" plays) 434 00:20:24,299 --> 00:20:25,223 I'm not a bad guy. I'm a good guy. 435 00:20:25,300 --> 00:20:28,676 I'll never spoil anything again. 436 00:20:28,753 --> 00:20:31,396 I'm a changed boy. A changed boy. 437 00:20:31,473 --> 00:20:34,015 I always knew you had the stuff of heroes. 438 00:20:34,091 --> 00:20:36,067 Just tell me, does Moby Man take his place 439 00:20:36,144 --> 00:20:39,479 as the rightful sovereign of Fishtonia? 440 00:20:39,555 --> 00:20:41,906 Does he? Bart! Tell me! 441 00:20:41,983 --> 00:20:43,649 Stop your labors, good folk. 442 00:20:43,726 --> 00:20:47,862 Magnesium Man bless us, every one. 443 00:20:47,939 --> 00:20:50,748 NARRATOR: And Bart was as good as his word. 444 00:20:50,825 --> 00:20:52,909 He kept his mouth shut. 445 00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:55,920 So when everyone finally saw the movie on opening day, 446 00:20:55,997 --> 00:20:58,331 they were filled with joy. 447 00:20:58,407 --> 00:21:00,833 Then immediately got on their phones 448 00:21:00,910 --> 00:21:03,928 and spoiled it for everyone else. 449 00:21:10,011 --> 00:21:12,979 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH 450 00:21:44,078 --> 00:21:45,970 Shh!