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What the fuck?

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Marnie, what the fuck?
When did you get here?

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Like 1:00 a.m.
You were just asleep for, like, 13 hours.

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How did you get in?

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You think your country windows
are secure downstairs? Think again.

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What are you doing here?

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- I would like to help you raise your baby.
- Oh, Jesus Christ.

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You're about to go through
an incredibly intense, emotional,

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tough but miraculous transition,

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and I would like to be here to help
and support you.

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Well, this is just like Adam's pitch,
and that didn't work out so great, so...

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No, no, no, but see it's not,
because I can admit

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that I don't have, like,
a lot of other things going on.

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I'm currently living in my mom's home gym,

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and my band broke up, but the thing
is I still have a lot to give.

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A lot. So, why not give it to you
and this little angel?

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I don't know, Marnie. This is just...

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You think you have a lot of friends, right?

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- Yeah.
- Who's here?

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- Depends on the day.
- Elijah's not here.

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Jessa sure as hell isn't here.

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Adam isn't here.
Shoshanna literally despises all of us.

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Who's here?

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I'm here.

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I win.

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I'm your best friend.
I'm the best at being your friend.

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I love you the most.

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Okay.

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Yeah?

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Yeah, okay.

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Fuck, yeah!

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Are you sure
this isn't too cold for him?

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It's okay, Grovie. It's okay.

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No, he's just fine.

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Okay, and you disinfect the scale
between babies, right?

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Okay, 13 pounds. That's a nice size.
He's a nice size.

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You're a nice size.

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Okay, but he was closer to 10
when he was born,

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so I'm just a little confused.

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Babies will often lose 10% of their
birth weight in the first few weeks.

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It's nothing to be concerned about,
as long as he's feeding normally.

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Oh, no, he's eating. He's
eating all the time.

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- Breast milk or formula?
- It's okay.

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Is there a chance we could talk to
Dr. Monoghan?

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She's on vacation right now

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looking at a waterfall with her family,
and I'm not calling her.

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It's just like she knows our whole story
and she's met Grover and...

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Would you want to be disturbed
on your family vacation?

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Well, it just depends on priorities,
like, I write through my whole vacation.

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It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.

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He breastfed for six weeks, then he just,
like, stopped.

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Well, are you pumping?

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Oh, my God. Yeah, I'm pumping so much,
I'm like a soft-serve machine.

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He just, he will only
take it from the bottle.

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Well, so long as he's getting it.

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But is there like an issue with bonding?
Like, isn't it important? Shh.

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All right, listen.
Breastfeeding is mysterious.

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Sometimes it's a piece of cake,

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and sometimes there's something,
the chemistry, the fit, it's just off.

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Um, well, I guess that's it.

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Um, if you have any lollipops...

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- Hey.
- Hi.

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- How did it go?
- He was fine. It was good.

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I mean, they say he's basically
the perfect weight, so...

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You are? That's so great.

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That's like the greatest compliment
a person can get.

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Hi, baby. What'd he say
about breastfeeding?

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I mean, I don't trust
that, like, temp doctor.

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Yeah. Everyone here looks pretty fuckin'
formula-fed to me.

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Aunt Marnie's here.

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Aunt Marnie's here.

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He just made it sound like
some babies never get the hang of it.

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But you told him you've
been pumping, right?

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Yes, I told him I've been pumping, and I said
I don't know how much longer I can do it.

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I was like my nipples hurt.
They feel like iguana skin.

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But what am I gonna do when I start my job
next month, like, tote a breast pump around?

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What if there's a student I wanna fuck?

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Promise me you're not gonna give up, okay?

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There's a reason they call breast milk
liquid gold.

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Well, if you really felt like that,

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I think you would agree
to taste mine, so...

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Hannah, you have to
stop asking me to do that.

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It's nice. It's like
hemp milk or something.

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Babies that are breastfed are less likely
to get sick when they're little,

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and also, they show higher
cognitive function at an earlier age,

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and I just saw a study that says
that they snag higher paying jobs.

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What about that doesn't sound great?

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Well, I was never breastfed and I'm a
dream and a ray of sunshine, so...

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That's exactly my point.
I was breastfed for two years.

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Great, it seems like it worked out
super great for you.

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It did.

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You've got a fast car

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I want a ticket to anywhere

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Maybe we make a deal

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Maybe together we can get somewhere

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Anyplace is better

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Marnie? Can you stop?

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Starting from zero got nothing to lose

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Maybe we'll make something

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Me, myself I got nothing to prove

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I'd love it if you'd stop singing
and so would Grover. He doesn't like it.

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I feel like you're both kidding,
so I'm gonna keep going.

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You've got a fast car
I've got a plan to get us out of here

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Marnie?

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I've been working at a convenience store

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I'm asking you to stop
and I'm asking in a nice way.

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Won't have to drive too far
Just cross the border

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Turn it off, okay? Turn it off!

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Sorry.

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Hey, little man.

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Listen, I'm really sorry about before.

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- I really don't want to talk about it.
- Yeah, but we should talk about it.

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You yelled at me for loving music.
There's honestly nothing to talk about.

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I love that you love music.

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Come on, Grover.

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Come on.

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It's good.

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There's a businessman
who'd pay a lot of money to do this.

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No, look, it's right here.

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You don't have to cry
'cause it's right here.

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No. You think you're the first man
who rejected this?

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Well, think again.
You're not being very original.

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You know what?
You're being kind of a fuck-head.

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You're being kind of a
little bit of an asshole.

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I don't know what to say to you.

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Bless you.

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And that is a swaddle.

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Yeah. Yeah. Really good.

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- Baby. Yeah.
- Um, no.

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Actually here, you can do it like this.

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Here. Come on.

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My favorite boy.

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Hello.

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Hi.

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Oh, my little baby burrito.

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Oh.

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That's another way to do it.

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Yeah.

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Are you making an envelope
with your nipple, Hannah?

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Are you making an envelope
with your nipple?

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Do you even have a nipple,
'cause I've known you a long time

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and I actually don't think I've seen it.

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How the fuck do you make an envelope
with your nipple anyway?

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It's pronounced "envelope."
Just, like, don't be so pretentious.

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So, apparently you just fold it down
from the base of the areola,

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and then rather than pushing his face
onto the breast,

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just squeeze a little bit of milk out
onto the tip of the nipple,

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brush his lips across the nipple
so that he decides to take it.

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Okay, I need this to stop because A,
it's fucking revolting,

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and B, every time you say "nipple,"
a fairy dies.

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Hannah, do not get stressed,
especially when you're holding Grover.

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He can sense it.

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Cortisol and a million other super powerful
hormones just flow through your body.

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Somehow, you've just gotta stay centered,
clear your head, stay present.

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This is a sacred time.

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So, now it's my fault?
Like, my stress is repelling him?

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Listen, he's hungry.

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Let's just give him a bottle and
then he'll, like, torture animals

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and keep a room like in the movie Room.
I don't care.

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I think your sense of humor could be
a very powerful tool during this journey.

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Don't worry, Hannah.

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He's gonna latch.

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He did it for a whole month.
He just forgot what was good for him.

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- Didn't you, Grovito?
- You know what?

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Your, like, desire to be part of this is
actually starting to feel really perverse.

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I feel, like, very objectified
and I just would like some privacy.

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Oh, it says if you need assistance,
you might ask someone to help press

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by placing her fingers or thumbs
on top of yours.

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- Do you want me to come help?
- Nope.

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Nope. Nope, I don't.

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Hello, information? I
need to talk to Mr. Boat.

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John Stamos has not aged a single day.
It's insane.

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And, like, why is this man a bachelor?

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Hello?

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How rude.

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The question is, like,
could the Olsen twins

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have become fashion moguls
without Full House,

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or, like, is it what catapulted them?

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So, I've been thinking,
and I might want to go out tomorrow night.

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There's a wine bar in
Tivoli, I looked it up,

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and there's gonna be,
like, a live jazz trio playing.

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- A live jazz trio?
- Yeah, live.

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Marnie, that's the most disgusting thing
I've ever heard.

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The only thing grosser than a jazz trio
would be like a jazz quadrangle.

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This is empty, by the way.

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But there's gonna be, like,
flight of local cheeses and,

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and then there's gonna be this, like,
awesome Sonoma wine pairing.

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I can learn about wine and...

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Yeah, but there'd be, like,
no way I could come with you.

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No, yeah, just I would go.

191
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So, I would just, like, stay here
with Grover all night by myself?

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Never mind. I'll just go another time.

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Well, is it like a weekly thing?
Like, if it happens, like, next week...

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I don't know, Hannah.

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If you really want cheese,
we can buy cheese and, like, put on jazz.

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I just, we don't have to go to a place.

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He hates me. I don't know what to say.

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I don't know what I did to him,

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'cause I grew him in my body for
nine months, but he hates me.

200
00:11:19,261 --> 00:11:22,306
The guy at the ShopRite is more interested
in my boobs than he is,

201
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so why don't you just swaddle him,
give him a bottle.

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There's nothing I can even do for him
anymore. I don't know what to say.

203
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He hates me. I can't do anything.

204
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Okay. Okay. Okay. Come here. Come here.

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I'm sorry.

206
00:11:46,163 --> 00:11:47,289
Hey.

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00:11:47,664 --> 00:11:49,666
It's almost 11:00 a.m.

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Are you awake now, Hannah?

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Oh, good morning.

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Grover's been awake for almost three hours.

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Oh.

212
00:12:10,979 --> 00:12:12,606
Sweetie, you're leaking.

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Little man, little man.

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- You called my mom?
- Yeah, I did.

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You called my mother
and you told her to come here?

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Yeah, Hannah.
You're having a really hard time

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and I just thought it would be helpful
for you to have her.

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Well, it's not helpful.
Remember last time all she did was

219
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complain about how unfair
the judging process on The Voice is?

220
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She's not helpful.
She makes things harder for me.

221
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Okay, well, then I didn't
call her here for you.

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I called her here for me.
I wanted some help.

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This is above my pay grade.
I'm doing my best.

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I'm reading all the books,
but honestly, it's too much.

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And you're not even acting that mature.

226
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You begged to come here.

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You wanted to be here with me and help me,

228
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and now it's not matching up to
what you imagined,

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which was, like, that it would be
a Laura Ashley catalog

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or like a fun, zany sitcom starring
Brittany Snow

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and the rest of the cast of Pitch Perfect
just carrying a cute little baby.

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Okay? I'm sorry we didn't make any jam.

233
00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:09,621
I'm sorry you didn't meet, like, a
hot woodworker, but this is reality.

234
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It's happening now, and
you suck at it, okay?

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You're doing a bad job,

236
00:13:15,252 --> 00:13:19,256
and the reason you are is 'cause you're
the immature one, so check that out!

237
00:13:19,881 --> 00:13:21,258
All right, Ghostbuster.

238
00:13:23,885 --> 00:13:25,846
What?

239
00:13:29,641 --> 00:13:32,060
I don't know when my vagina and my
butthole are gonna start to feel like

240
00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:35,314
two separate entities again,
but I'm really looking forward to that.

241
00:13:35,397 --> 00:13:38,233
Honey, this'll all be over soon.
It'll be like a blip.

242
00:13:38,358 --> 00:13:41,570
Things'll get so much harder,
you won't even remember this part.

243
00:13:41,611 --> 00:13:42,988
God, I hope you're right.

244
00:13:43,071 --> 00:13:45,824
Listen Hannah,
when I had you, I couldn't breastfeed.

245
00:13:46,074 --> 00:13:49,244
No matter how hard I tried,
I couldn't get you to latch on,

246
00:13:49,369 --> 00:13:54,082
and my nipples both inverted,
and it hurt like fire in my tits.

247
00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:55,375
- Really?
- Mmm-hmm.

248
00:13:55,542 --> 00:13:58,003
Obviously, your father was no help at all.

249
00:13:58,920 --> 00:14:01,381
He's scared enough of breasts as is.

250
00:14:02,674 --> 00:14:07,804
And all these women in my campus
mothering circle were so judgmental,

251
00:14:08,221 --> 00:14:09,598
and it was the 80s, you know?

252
00:14:09,639 --> 00:14:14,227
All these cunts in linen pants who were
so pleased not to be using formula.

253
00:14:14,269 --> 00:14:16,271
You know, I was raised on formula.

254
00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:18,273
Nice, post-war formula.

255
00:14:18,315 --> 00:14:21,109
What's the fucking problem?
You turned out fine.

256
00:14:21,151 --> 00:14:23,070
Yeah, but don't you get it?
I don't want him to turn out fine.

257
00:14:23,111 --> 00:14:25,447
I want him to turn out better than fine.
He's so beautiful.

258
00:14:25,530 --> 00:14:28,241
- He's so much more beautiful than me.
- He really is.

259
00:14:28,325 --> 00:14:31,745
But honey, he'll be fine whether
you use formula or milk or, you know...

260
00:14:31,787 --> 00:14:33,413
Mom, don't you get it?

261
00:14:33,455 --> 00:14:36,666
I'm mentally ill, I'm overweight,

262
00:14:37,250 --> 00:14:39,836
I isolate people, I'm a quitter.

263
00:14:40,253 --> 00:14:42,631
So, what if that's the
kind of man that I raise?

264
00:14:42,672 --> 00:14:44,758
What if that's the only
kind of man I can raise?

265
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:47,302
That's not gonna happen.

266
00:14:47,969 --> 00:14:52,265
And I'm still fucking
bleeding from my vagina.

267
00:14:53,141 --> 00:14:55,143
No one understands.

268
00:14:55,477 --> 00:14:57,813
You think no one understands you?

269
00:14:57,896 --> 00:15:01,650
Yeah, I do,
because I made a very intense choice

270
00:15:01,983 --> 00:15:04,778
to take this on all by myself, okay?

271
00:15:04,986 --> 00:15:08,115
I decided to be brave and just go it alone.

272
00:15:08,156 --> 00:15:10,784
Mom, I buckle my bra every day, okay?

273
00:15:11,701 --> 00:15:14,079
But just do it for a second.

274
00:15:14,871 --> 00:15:16,665
You know, and now it's like I can't even do

275
00:15:16,706 --> 00:15:20,001
the most natural human process on Earth
of feeding my child?

276
00:15:20,627 --> 00:15:22,963
And Marnie acted like
she was here to help me,

277
00:15:23,004 --> 00:15:24,423
and now all she does... That's fine.

278
00:15:24,506 --> 00:15:28,176
And now all she does is judge me
and bully me, you know,

279
00:15:28,218 --> 00:15:31,638
but she wouldn't if she knew what it was
like to be rejected by your own child

280
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:34,349
like you've been rejected
by every other fucking man in your life,

281
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:37,060
'cause let's face it,
Grover fucking hates me.

282
00:15:37,185 --> 00:15:40,272
You really upset Marnie, you know?
She called me weeping.

283
00:15:40,355 --> 00:15:42,524
I got on a plane at 5:00 a.m.

284
00:15:42,941 --> 00:15:44,359
- I upset Marnie?
- Yeah.

285
00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:47,696
Well, maybe she should have thought a little
more before she came out here to help,

286
00:15:47,737 --> 00:15:50,866
considering that things might get pretty
fucking intense, 'cause you know what, Mom?

287
00:15:50,949 --> 00:15:53,452
I tend to get pretty fuckin' intense.

288
00:15:53,535 --> 00:15:55,203
Yeah, well maybe she thought

289
00:15:55,245 --> 00:15:58,039
- you'd act like a fucking grown up.
- What?

290
00:15:58,081 --> 00:16:00,041
You want to act like this whole thing
was an accident,

291
00:16:00,083 --> 00:16:04,045
like it happened to you, that's fine,
Hannah, but that's not honest.

292
00:16:04,171 --> 00:16:06,756
You made a choice to have this child,
and guess what?

293
00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:10,385
It's the first one you can't take back.
You can't get your tuition refunded.

294
00:16:10,427 --> 00:16:13,847
You can't break the lease.
You can't delete his phone number.

295
00:16:13,889 --> 00:16:17,058
Your son is not a temp job. He's not Adam.

296
00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:19,686
This is it, honey, and this is forever.

297
00:16:19,728 --> 00:16:21,313
Stop following me!

298
00:16:21,396 --> 00:16:23,732
And why are you judging me
and putting words in my mouth?

299
00:16:23,815 --> 00:16:24,900
Why are you judging me?

300
00:16:24,983 --> 00:16:27,068
Because you just said your baby hates you,

301
00:16:27,110 --> 00:16:29,779
and that is the most moronic thing
I have ever heard.

302
00:16:29,863 --> 00:16:32,115
He doesn't hate you.
He doesn't hate anybody.

303
00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:35,452
He's a goddamn baby, and
you are all he has.

304
00:16:35,744 --> 00:16:39,456
I don't understand why you're yelling at me
when I'm in emotional pain.

305
00:16:39,539 --> 00:16:41,583
Yeah, well, you know who else
is in emotional pain?

306
00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:43,710
- Who?
- Fucking everyone!

307
00:16:43,793 --> 00:16:45,837
For their whole lives!

308
00:16:45,921 --> 00:16:49,382
Nobody said this was gonna be easy.
Nobody guaranteed this would be fun.

309
00:16:49,424 --> 00:16:53,929
You didn't sign a contract in the womb
saying you were headed for Six Flags.

310
00:16:54,221 --> 00:16:55,597
What are you making?

311
00:16:55,639 --> 00:16:59,142
Bisquick, obviously, 'cause you have to add
like 2,000 calories a day to your diet

312
00:16:59,226 --> 00:17:01,144
if you're breastfeeding
to do it successfully.

313
00:17:01,228 --> 00:17:02,604
Hannah...

314
00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:07,567
I don't understand, Mom.
You didn't say it was gonna be this hard.

315
00:17:07,651 --> 00:17:10,237
Have I made this look easy to you? No.

316
00:17:10,278 --> 00:17:13,114
Have the last few years looked easy to you?

317
00:17:14,282 --> 00:17:16,243
Maybe they would have
if you'd chosen a husband

318
00:17:16,284 --> 00:17:19,079
who wasn't gay and who actually loved you,

319
00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:21,831
and then I would know what, like,
a normal functional family looked like

320
00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:25,544
and I wouldn't be up here with Marnie
acting like that was normal. You know?

321
00:17:26,002 --> 00:17:29,923
And this house would be a home
and not just a fucking bunch of rooms.

322
00:17:29,965 --> 00:17:31,466
So, thank you.

323
00:17:32,008 --> 00:17:35,011
No, thank you, Hannah.
Thank you so much for that.

324
00:17:36,263 --> 00:17:37,889
- Thanks, baby girl.
- Ow!

325
00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:44,145
Oh, man.

326
00:17:54,823 --> 00:17:56,491
Hey, are you okay?

327
00:17:57,659 --> 00:17:59,286
I'm not a hooker!

328
00:17:59,869 --> 00:18:01,663
No one said you were.

329
00:18:03,123 --> 00:18:04,958
Sorry for trying to help!

330
00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:08,044
God-fucking-damn it. Men are disgusting.

331
00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:11,172
- Am I English?
- No. Just me.

332
00:18:11,214 --> 00:18:12,674
- No.
- You're a pilot.

333
00:18:12,716 --> 00:18:14,759
All right. I'm a pilot. Yeah.

334
00:18:15,343 --> 00:18:19,848
We're just approaching cruising altitude.

335
00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:21,182
Yeah.

336
00:18:21,516 --> 00:18:24,811
Is everything okay back there, Shelly?

337
00:18:25,395 --> 00:18:29,691
Yes, of... Except there's been
a slight disturbance in the cabin.

338
00:18:31,192 --> 00:18:35,864
Yes, I noticed that someone was ringing
the assistance button.

339
00:18:36,114 --> 00:18:38,825
Yes, 11 C has a problem with his,

340
00:18:39,784 --> 00:18:41,036
his dick.

341
00:18:41,202 --> 00:18:42,203
Oh.

342
00:18:42,662 --> 00:18:44,539
Should I go help him with his dick?

343
00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:46,458
- He's in 11 C.
- Yes.

344
00:18:47,208 --> 00:18:51,046
I think you should probably go back there
and make sure he's all right.

345
00:18:51,338 --> 00:18:54,799
Yes. Do you think I should use
the oxygen mask on his dick?

346
00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:57,552
Yeah, I think, I think you should,

347
00:18:57,636 --> 00:19:02,432
and I think you should put it on him first
before helping others around him out.

348
00:19:02,807 --> 00:19:05,935
- Marnie, I think we're out of breast milk.
- Yes, I've already told him that...

349
00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:07,729
Shelly?

350
00:19:07,854 --> 00:19:08,980
Excuse me.

351
00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:12,901
Shelly? This is your captain speaking.

352
00:19:13,443 --> 00:19:14,819
I'll be right there.

353
00:19:14,903 --> 00:19:15,945
Okay.

354
00:19:22,410 --> 00:19:23,662
Damn it.

355
00:19:25,914 --> 00:19:28,333
Oh, I used the last bag
of breast milk earlier,

356
00:19:28,416 --> 00:19:30,585
so, we'll just have to wait
till Hannah gets back.

357
00:19:30,919 --> 00:19:32,087
Ugh.

358
00:19:32,170 --> 00:19:34,673
I have no idea when she'll be back.

359
00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:36,591
Yeah.

360
00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:39,886
Motherhood seems to have had
such an effect on her.

361
00:19:40,970 --> 00:19:43,139
Yeah. I don't even know
why we have that here.

362
00:19:44,432 --> 00:19:46,810
Sorry, I walked in on you beating off.

363
00:19:47,143 --> 00:19:48,853
No, you didn't.

364
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:53,441
Masturbating. Did I not
catch you touching yourself?

365
00:19:53,483 --> 00:19:56,736
No, you did not catch me touching myself.

366
00:19:57,362 --> 00:20:00,949
Okay, Marnie.
Sure, but, you know, I live alone.

367
00:20:01,157 --> 00:20:03,159
- I ain't judging.
- No, no, no, no, no.

368
00:20:03,284 --> 00:20:07,622
It's just, it's not masturbating
if you are video chatting with someone.

369
00:20:09,165 --> 00:20:10,500
Who is he?

370
00:20:12,168 --> 00:20:13,628
His name is Delvin.

371
00:20:14,462 --> 00:20:15,714
Delvin P.

372
00:20:16,464 --> 00:20:18,967
He's from Weehawken
and he's a very nice personal trainer.

373
00:20:22,679 --> 00:20:23,805
Hey.

374
00:20:24,764 --> 00:20:26,266
Are you happy here?

375
00:20:26,850 --> 00:20:28,226
With Hannah and Grover?

376
00:20:30,770 --> 00:20:32,188
I mean, yeah, sure.

377
00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:35,900
I don't need to be happy.

378
00:20:36,151 --> 00:20:37,235
Why?

379
00:20:37,444 --> 00:20:40,780
It's just not my time. This is important.
Hannah's my best friend.

380
00:20:43,158 --> 00:20:46,453
Has it ever occurred to you
that the best thing for you

381
00:20:46,494 --> 00:20:48,913
and your friendship would be
if you were happy, too?

382
00:20:49,164 --> 00:20:52,083
But Hannah and Grover can't do this
by themselves. They need me.

383
00:20:53,251 --> 00:20:56,546
Listen, I spent 30 years
supporting my best friend.

384
00:20:56,796 --> 00:20:59,215
You know, we even had a child together,

385
00:21:00,383 --> 00:21:04,387
but mostly we just got angrier and angrier
until all that was left was hate.

386
00:21:04,846 --> 00:21:09,517
I hate my best friend now, and all because
I didn't know how to let him go.

387
00:21:17,859 --> 00:21:20,904
You know,
these ingredients aren't even that bad.

388
00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:35,877
You're a fucking monster!

389
00:21:46,554 --> 00:21:47,722
Hey!

390
00:21:48,598 --> 00:21:49,974
Are you okay?

391
00:21:50,058 --> 00:21:52,435
Like, clearly no!

392
00:21:52,852 --> 00:21:57,273
Okay, you can talk to me. It's okay.
I'm safe. I'm a safe person.

393
00:21:57,565 --> 00:22:00,193
- Do you have a phone, ma'am?
- Ma'am?

394
00:22:00,610 --> 00:22:03,071
No, I'm sorry.
I don't have a cellphone on me right now.

395
00:22:03,112 --> 00:22:06,074
Well, then what makes you a safe person?

396
00:22:06,115 --> 00:22:09,786
I don't know. Look at me. I just am.
What, what happened?

397
00:22:10,578 --> 00:22:12,831
I ran away as fast as I could.

398
00:22:13,289 --> 00:22:15,124
It was an emergency incident.

399
00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:20,004
Okay, you cannot be out here without
any shoes or pants. You just can't.

400
00:22:20,088 --> 00:22:24,133
Well, I don't have any shoes or pants,
so that's what's up.

401
00:22:24,551 --> 00:22:27,011
Here, take these. Take these.
Take these. Come on.

402
00:22:27,470 --> 00:22:28,596
Come on.

403
00:22:30,306 --> 00:22:32,308
Look, put 'em on.

404
00:22:35,270 --> 00:22:36,646
Some jeans.

405
00:22:37,689 --> 00:22:39,107
Here you go.

406
00:22:39,691 --> 00:22:41,025
Thank you.

407
00:22:46,322 --> 00:22:47,615
These are kinda big.

408
00:22:47,699 --> 00:22:49,742
Well, yeah, they're big
on me, too, obviously.

409
00:22:49,784 --> 00:22:52,495
Just what happened?
Can you tell me what happened?

410
00:22:52,954 --> 00:22:56,791
I just need a phone
so I can call my boyfriend Justin.

411
00:22:58,167 --> 00:23:01,296
Would you like to come to my house
and use the phone and call Justin?

412
00:23:02,589 --> 00:23:05,049
Yeah. That would be good.

413
00:23:05,633 --> 00:23:06,801
Thanks.

414
00:23:07,051 --> 00:23:10,805
'Cause like Justin really, really worries
when he can't locate me.

415
00:23:11,055 --> 00:23:12,515
Yeah, I'm sure.

416
00:23:13,308 --> 00:23:14,601
Come on.

417
00:23:16,728 --> 00:23:19,147
Does your mom know where you are?

418
00:23:20,148 --> 00:23:22,650
I'm sorry, this must be really hard.

419
00:23:23,026 --> 00:23:25,904
Can you tell me about the incident?
Do you feel unsafe?

420
00:23:26,905 --> 00:23:28,072
Yeah.

421
00:23:28,323 --> 00:23:32,452
My mom said I had to finish my history
homework before I went to Justin's,

422
00:23:32,577 --> 00:23:34,329
and I was like, "It's not due 'til Friday,"

423
00:23:34,370 --> 00:23:36,915
and she was like, "Well, you're
gonna finish it up right away,"

424
00:23:36,998 --> 00:23:39,792
and I was like, "No," and I ran out.

425
00:23:39,834 --> 00:23:41,669
And then what happened?

426
00:23:41,711 --> 00:23:43,713
And then I was like, "If
it's due on Friday,

427
00:23:43,796 --> 00:23:46,633
"I'm not finishing it on Wednesday,
and that's final!"

428
00:23:52,180 --> 00:23:55,642
So, you ran away because
your mom asked you to do your homework?

429
00:23:56,684 --> 00:23:57,936
Yeah.

430
00:23:58,311 --> 00:24:00,563
And Justin's gonna be
at an away game tomorrow,

431
00:24:00,647 --> 00:24:03,358
so I won't even get to see him.

432
00:24:05,068 --> 00:24:07,570
- Okay, give me back my jeans.
- What?

433
00:24:07,654 --> 00:24:11,032
- I said give me back my jeans.
- What the hell?

434
00:24:11,491 --> 00:24:13,242
No, you said you were gonna help me.

435
00:24:13,326 --> 00:24:14,619
Yeah, that's when I thought you were being,

436
00:24:14,702 --> 00:24:16,746
like, fiddled with by your stepdad
or something.

437
00:24:16,829 --> 00:24:17,872
What?

438
00:24:17,914 --> 00:24:20,541
Do you think your mom wants
to tell you to do your homework?

439
00:24:21,125 --> 00:24:25,046
No. But that's her entire job.
That's her job in the world.

440
00:24:25,129 --> 00:24:27,632
She has a million, trillion things
she'd rather be doing,

441
00:24:27,715 --> 00:24:29,425
things she might want to experience,

442
00:24:29,509 --> 00:24:31,427
life things she hasn't enjoyed yet,

443
00:24:31,511 --> 00:24:33,471
but she stays and tells you
to do your homework

444
00:24:33,554 --> 00:24:35,974
'cause it's what's fucking good for you.

445
00:24:36,057 --> 00:24:38,393
What do you think your mom's gonna do
when you get home?

446
00:24:38,434 --> 00:24:39,894
I don't know.

447
00:24:39,978 --> 00:24:41,062
Hug me, I guess?

448
00:24:41,145 --> 00:24:44,899
Exactly, 'cause she loves you
more than anything else in the world,

449
00:24:44,983 --> 00:24:46,651
and she knows
you're the most important thing,

450
00:24:46,734 --> 00:24:50,321
even if it means being emotionally abused
by a brat day in and day out.

451
00:24:50,822 --> 00:24:55,910
Okay? She'll take care of you forever
even if it means endless, endless pain!

452
00:24:56,494 --> 00:24:58,830
So, give me back my jeans!

453
00:24:58,913 --> 00:25:00,623
No. You psycho lady!

454
00:25:00,957 --> 00:25:05,128
Oh, you run, you little harlot!
Run as fast as you can, okay?

455
00:25:05,378 --> 00:25:06,963
But life is gonna chase you.

456
00:25:07,046 --> 00:25:09,924
It's gonna chase after you with problems
you can't even imagine,

457
00:25:10,008 --> 00:25:14,846
and I'd be chasing you too if my vagina
wasn't so busted from having a baby.

458
00:25:14,929 --> 00:25:17,598
So, go and just fuck the
shit out of Justin!

459
00:25:17,682 --> 00:25:19,267
Fuck him for me!

460
00:25:19,767 --> 00:25:21,894
That's not how I meant that!

461
00:25:39,203 --> 00:25:41,622
- You okay, ma'am?
- Yeah, absolutely.

462
00:25:42,457 --> 00:25:44,083
You live near here?

463
00:25:44,125 --> 00:25:46,335
Yeah, just like, a little while that way.

464
00:25:46,919 --> 00:25:49,964
So, uh, what brings you out here
without pants and shoes?

465
00:25:50,298 --> 00:25:52,800
Oh, I had a baby pretty recently, so...

466
00:25:53,634 --> 00:25:56,262
Mmm. Sounds about right.

467
00:25:56,679 --> 00:25:59,932
Well, why don't you get in the back of
the car and I'll give you a ride home.

468
00:26:00,183 --> 00:26:01,976
I'm really good. But thank you.

469
00:26:11,194 --> 00:26:13,237
Just making sure you're getting home okay.

470
00:26:18,826 --> 00:26:20,578
Just take your time.

471
00:26:43,643 --> 00:26:46,562
I guess it's time for me to start
figuring out what's next.

472
00:26:47,980 --> 00:26:49,315
Any ideas?

473
00:26:51,109 --> 00:26:53,444
A piece of me has always wanted
to go to law school.

474
00:26:53,569 --> 00:26:55,863
So boring.

475
00:26:56,197 --> 00:26:58,825
No, I mean it's a start. It's a start.

476
00:27:00,034 --> 00:27:02,870
It's mostly because
I just love the idea of all the rules.

477
00:27:03,204 --> 00:27:04,372
I fucking love rules.

478
00:27:05,706 --> 00:27:07,083
Maybe you should be a judge.

479
00:27:07,375 --> 00:27:08,543
Hmm.

480
00:27:08,793 --> 00:27:12,130
I have this friend that's a judge.
She is such a gas.

481
00:27:12,922 --> 00:27:15,133
Judge Patricia DeMango.

482
00:27:16,425 --> 00:27:19,345
She goes on five Christian Mingle dates
a week.

483
00:27:19,387 --> 00:27:20,471
- No way.
- Yeah.

484
00:27:20,555 --> 00:27:25,017
Spray tan,
big diamond in her upper ear cartilage,

485
00:27:25,393 --> 00:27:27,770
but she is a really good judge.

486
00:27:28,396 --> 00:27:29,856
Mmm.

487
00:27:31,065 --> 00:27:32,233
You get home safe now.

488
00:27:32,275 --> 00:27:34,402
Thank you, Officer Schpoont.

489
00:27:38,948 --> 00:27:40,658
- Hi.
- Hi.

490
00:27:41,701 --> 00:27:43,578
What happened to your pants?

491
00:27:44,036 --> 00:27:45,913
You know, kinda what you'd think.

492
00:27:52,837 --> 00:27:54,046
Thanks.

493
00:27:55,006 --> 00:27:56,549
Where's Grover?

494
00:27:57,925 --> 00:28:00,344
He's upstairs asleep in your room.

495
00:28:02,847 --> 00:28:06,142
We gave him formula, and he liked it.

496
00:28:09,604 --> 00:28:11,063
Good, thanks.

497
00:28:16,360 --> 00:28:19,405
No, no, guys, I got it. I got it.

498
00:28:53,147 --> 00:28:55,191
Shh.

499
00:29:32,853 --> 00:29:34,063
Good.

500
00:29:35,940 --> 00:29:37,692
That's good, Grover.

501
00:29:50,371 --> 00:29:52,748
You got a fast car

502
00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:57,670
I got a ticket to get us out of here

503
00:30:01,340 --> 00:30:02,550
Okay.

504
00:30:08,389 --> 00:30:10,725
I love you. I love you.

505
00:30:16,564 --> 00:30:19,734
Got a bit of money,
don't have to go too far

506
00:30:25,990 --> 00:30:27,199
Okay.

507
00:30:34,248 --> 00:30:35,583
It's okay.

508
00:30:45,092 --> 00:30:50,097
Finally felt like
I could be someone, be someone