1 00:00:05,127 --> 00:00:07,461 (MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:00:13,252 --> 00:00:15,586 (CHOIR VOCALIZING) 3 00:01:21,339 --> 00:01:25,373 - sync and corrections by Mr. C - - www.addic7ed.com - 4 00:01:40,923 --> 00:01:42,706 What do you want? 5 00:01:46,462 --> 00:01:48,345 I wanna be cremated. 6 00:01:49,932 --> 00:01:52,132 You got it. No problem. 7 00:01:52,184 --> 00:01:53,851 - You sure? - Mm-hmm. 8 00:01:53,936 --> 00:01:55,969 Because Matt's gonna wanna bury me next to Mom and Dad 9 00:01:56,021 --> 00:01:58,188 in the old Jamison plot about a mile from here. 10 00:01:58,274 --> 00:02:01,191 - He's gonna put up a fight. - Fuck Matt. 11 00:02:01,277 --> 00:02:03,894 If you wanna be cremated, I'll make sure you're cremated. 12 00:02:05,197 --> 00:02:06,814 We'll burn you up good. 13 00:02:08,617 --> 00:02:10,868 (CHUCKLES) 14 00:02:10,953 --> 00:02:12,870 What about you? 15 00:02:16,659 --> 00:02:19,576 - I wanna be stuffed. - Excuse me? 16 00:02:19,662 --> 00:02:22,546 Stuffed. Like, you know, taxidermy. 17 00:02:23,999 --> 00:02:25,499 You don't have to display me prominently. 18 00:02:25,551 --> 00:02:28,051 Just stick me in the corner of the bedroom or something. 19 00:02:28,137 --> 00:02:30,888 (LILY CRYING OVER MONITOR) 20 00:02:30,973 --> 00:02:33,757 - I'll get it. - No, she'll settle. 21 00:02:37,346 --> 00:02:40,397 (SIGHS) 22 00:02:43,068 --> 00:02:45,435 Okay, I'll stuff you. 23 00:02:45,521 --> 00:02:47,070 On one condition. 24 00:02:48,574 --> 00:02:50,591 Shoot. 25 00:02:50,659 --> 00:02:53,827 I get to put a beard on you. 26 00:02:53,913 --> 00:02:55,313 (CHUCKLES) Why? 27 00:02:56,916 --> 00:02:59,867 Because I'm the one that has to have sex with that abomination. 28 00:02:59,919 --> 00:03:01,952 I'm gonna dress it up how I want. 29 00:03:05,708 --> 00:03:09,710 (CHUCKLES) You want me to grow a beard. 30 00:03:09,795 --> 00:03:11,678 Do I? 31 00:03:11,764 --> 00:03:14,765 - (BOTH LAUGHING) - (GASPS) 32 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:30,564 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 33 00:03:30,616 --> 00:03:33,450 (DOOR OPENS, BANGS) 34 00:03:47,967 --> 00:03:50,667 (THUNDER CRASHES) 35 00:03:55,424 --> 00:03:57,641 - (DOORS RATTLING) - (SIGHS) 36 00:04:00,312 --> 00:04:03,146 (WIND HOWLING) 37 00:04:11,323 --> 00:04:12,906 Shit! This is it. 38 00:04:12,992 --> 00:04:14,741 Wake up. Wake the fuck up. 39 00:04:14,827 --> 00:04:18,445 Wake up. Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up! 40 00:04:18,530 --> 00:04:21,331 God damn it! Shit, this is it. It's today! 41 00:04:21,417 --> 00:04:22,817 It's today. Wake up! 42 00:04:22,835 --> 00:04:24,701 - What's going on? - What happened? 43 00:04:24,787 --> 00:04:27,871 What happened is your wife fucking drugged us, talked him out of it. 44 00:04:27,957 --> 00:04:29,957 Now the goddamn flood's coming, 45 00:04:30,042 --> 00:04:33,126 and we're all gonna fucking die. 46 00:04:33,212 --> 00:04:34,461 - His horse is here. - KEVIN SR.: Huh? 47 00:04:34,546 --> 00:04:36,713 - His horse is here. - What? 48 00:04:39,018 --> 00:04:40,884 Oh, Jesus Christ! 49 00:04:48,861 --> 00:04:51,361 (GRUNTING) 50 00:04:53,115 --> 00:04:54,531 (GRUNTS) 51 00:04:55,617 --> 00:04:56,900 Help me! 52 00:04:56,986 --> 00:05:00,037 (MUFFLED) Come on! Get him off that! 53 00:05:01,323 --> 00:05:03,323 (GRUNTS) Get him out! 54 00:05:03,409 --> 00:05:05,075 Get him the fuck out! 55 00:05:05,160 --> 00:05:06,827 Get him off, God damn it! 56 00:05:06,912 --> 00:05:08,211 Get him off! 57 00:05:08,297 --> 00:05:11,331 (COUGHS) Stop! 58 00:05:11,417 --> 00:05:12,817 Stop! 59 00:05:13,969 --> 00:05:16,553 - What are you doing? - What are you doing? 60 00:05:16,638 --> 00:05:19,339 I'm doing what you asked me to do. 61 00:05:19,425 --> 00:05:22,259 I thought we'd do it together. 62 00:05:26,348 --> 00:05:29,232 I know what you want me to say to Evie. Anything else? 63 00:05:32,154 --> 00:05:33,603 No. 64 00:05:33,689 --> 00:05:35,489 My children. 65 00:05:35,574 --> 00:05:38,158 You saw the photos. Do you remember their names? 66 00:05:38,243 --> 00:05:42,779 Liam, Abigail, David, Samantha, Jimmy. 67 00:05:42,865 --> 00:05:45,115 Thank you. 68 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:48,251 You want me to find Christopher Sunday, 69 00:05:48,337 --> 00:05:51,371 learn the song, so you can stop the flood, right? 70 00:05:53,959 --> 00:05:55,625 Right. 71 00:05:58,847 --> 00:06:00,547 Then let go. 72 00:06:07,556 --> 00:06:09,890 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 73 00:06:21,453 --> 00:06:23,320 (MUSIC PLAYING) 74 00:06:51,850 --> 00:06:53,934 (SPUTTERING) 75 00:06:53,986 --> 00:06:55,685 (GASPS) 76 00:07:03,529 --> 00:07:05,495 (SPEAKING RUSSIAN) 77 00:07:15,457 --> 00:07:18,041 Kevin Harvey. 78 00:07:18,127 --> 00:07:20,010 (GUNSHOT ECHOES) 79 00:07:30,222 --> 00:07:32,022 (RIFLE COCKS) 80 00:07:32,107 --> 00:07:35,025 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACH) 81 00:07:35,110 --> 00:07:37,727 No. No! Please, please, please, please. 82 00:07:37,813 --> 00:07:39,479 Don't. 83 00:07:39,531 --> 00:07:41,148 - (STATIC HISSES) - Kilo Hotel is secure. 84 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:43,984 I repeat, Kilo Hotel is secure. 85 00:07:46,538 --> 00:07:48,538 Mr. Harvey. 86 00:07:50,876 --> 00:07:52,492 Is that your place up there? 87 00:07:58,133 --> 00:07:59,533 Yeah. 88 00:08:00,886 --> 00:08:03,253 Well, are you gonna invite me in? 89 00:08:16,485 --> 00:08:18,568 You got any other reflective surfaces? 90 00:08:18,654 --> 00:08:21,354 TV screens, glassware, stainless steel pots? 91 00:08:21,406 --> 00:08:24,191 Uh, no. 92 00:08:24,276 --> 00:08:26,193 The fuck are these? 93 00:08:27,696 --> 00:08:30,413 Uh, my sunglasses. 94 00:08:34,753 --> 00:08:38,538 No reflective surfaces. 95 00:08:38,590 --> 00:08:41,041 Do not look into them no matter what. 96 00:08:41,126 --> 00:08:43,126 That's how they found you. 97 00:08:43,212 --> 00:08:45,428 Yeah. Right. 98 00:08:53,972 --> 00:08:57,774 "He stood on the bow of The Merciful... 99 00:09:01,113 --> 00:09:04,781 the water endlessly stretching to the infinite horizon 100 00:09:04,866 --> 00:09:08,451 as he contemplated the impossible distance between them, 101 00:09:08,537 --> 00:09:11,738 but he would not stop until he found her." 102 00:09:11,790 --> 00:09:13,490 What, are you writing a book? 103 00:09:13,575 --> 00:09:15,992 There's no shame in it. 104 00:09:16,078 --> 00:09:18,328 What you do in your time is your business. 105 00:09:19,881 --> 00:09:22,332 Unfortunately, 106 00:09:22,417 --> 00:09:26,086 folks in your line of work don't get to retire. 107 00:09:28,674 --> 00:09:30,423 I'm an assassin. 108 00:09:30,509 --> 00:09:32,142 Yes, sir, Mr. Harvey. 109 00:09:33,395 --> 00:09:35,812 So, let's get assassinating, shall we? 110 00:09:37,816 --> 00:09:39,216 Who's the target? 111 00:09:40,519 --> 00:09:41,919 President. 112 00:09:43,188 --> 00:09:46,439 - The president? - Of the United States. 113 00:09:46,491 --> 00:09:50,360 And based on our intel, in, well, just under two hours 114 00:09:50,445 --> 00:09:54,864 he's gonna start an unsanctioned nuclear war. 115 00:09:54,950 --> 00:09:59,002 And you are the only man alive who can get to him before he does. 116 00:10:01,340 --> 00:10:03,957 Mr. Harvey, you gonna have trouble putting him down? 117 00:10:05,544 --> 00:10:06,944 No. 118 00:10:08,930 --> 00:10:11,965 But I'm gonna need something in exchange. 119 00:10:12,017 --> 00:10:14,467 Okay. What? 120 00:10:14,553 --> 00:10:17,020 I need to find some people. 121 00:10:17,105 --> 00:10:18,805 Five kids... 122 00:10:18,857 --> 00:10:23,693 Liam, Abigail, Samantha, David, and Jimmy Playford. 123 00:10:23,779 --> 00:10:27,614 I also need to talk to a woman named Evangeline Murphy 124 00:10:27,699 --> 00:10:29,699 and a man... Christopher Sunday. 125 00:10:29,785 --> 00:10:32,285 Christopher Sunday? 126 00:10:32,371 --> 00:10:35,538 The Prime Minister of Australia? 127 00:10:38,293 --> 00:10:39,693 Yeah. 128 00:10:39,711 --> 00:10:41,878 (SCOFFS) Man, you want that kind of high-level access, 129 00:10:41,963 --> 00:10:43,997 you're gonna have to talk to the boss yourself. 130 00:10:47,969 --> 00:10:50,503 Here. Stick that in your ear. 131 00:10:50,555 --> 00:10:54,174 You'll hear him, he'll hear you. 132 00:10:54,226 --> 00:10:56,893 He'll talk you through this whole shit show. 133 00:10:59,898 --> 00:11:02,732 Now, the evac chopper is two minutes out. 134 00:11:05,987 --> 00:11:08,905 (SCOFFS) You're gonna wanna get yourself dressed. 135 00:11:24,623 --> 00:11:27,841 MAN OVER RADIO: Testing, one, two, three. 136 00:11:27,926 --> 00:11:30,543 Testing, one, two, three. 137 00:11:30,629 --> 00:11:32,212 Are you receiving me? 138 00:11:33,765 --> 00:11:37,267 - Who is this? - Mission control. 139 00:11:38,804 --> 00:11:40,387 Do I know you? 140 00:11:40,439 --> 00:11:42,722 ♪ I'm sitting in the railway station ♪ 141 00:11:42,808 --> 00:11:46,059 ♪ Got a ticket to my destination ♪ 142 00:11:47,779 --> 00:11:49,229 ♪ Mm... ♪ 143 00:11:49,281 --> 00:11:50,947 You made me sing. 144 00:11:52,868 --> 00:11:54,317 I met you on the bridge. 145 00:11:54,403 --> 00:11:56,069 And do you remember, Mr. Harvey, 146 00:11:56,121 --> 00:11:58,905 what I said to you that night on the bridge 147 00:11:58,990 --> 00:12:00,957 when I whispered in your ear? 148 00:12:04,713 --> 00:12:07,464 You said I was the most powerful man in the world. 149 00:12:07,549 --> 00:12:09,132 (MUSIC PLAYING) 150 00:12:09,217 --> 00:12:11,134 Goddamn right, you are. 151 00:12:11,219 --> 00:12:15,922 Now, go pick up that piece of mirror and look at yourself. 152 00:12:15,974 --> 00:12:18,141 I thought I wasn't supposed to look in reflective... 153 00:12:18,226 --> 00:12:20,593 Shut up. You wanna get what you came here for? 154 00:12:20,645 --> 00:12:24,264 Pick up that mirror and look at yourself. 155 00:12:42,250 --> 00:12:45,502 - (FANFARE PLAYING) - (CROWD CHEERING, APPLAUDING) 156 00:13:18,203 --> 00:13:19,702 (WOMEN SHOUTING) Yeah! Yeah! 157 00:13:19,788 --> 00:13:21,654 WOMAN: Here we go! Whoo! 158 00:13:21,706 --> 00:13:23,540 (CLEARS THROAT) 159 00:13:26,161 --> 00:13:27,561 Um... 160 00:13:28,797 --> 00:13:30,547 G'day... g'day, Melbourne. 161 00:13:30,632 --> 00:13:32,549 (CROWD CHEERING) 162 00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:37,337 Um... (CLEARS THROAT) 163 00:13:37,422 --> 00:13:40,173 Thank you for the warm welcome. 164 00:13:40,258 --> 00:13:44,844 This isn't my first time visiting the other side of the world. 165 00:13:44,930 --> 00:13:46,346 Every time I'm here, 166 00:13:46,398 --> 00:13:48,765 it gets harder and harder to leave. 167 00:13:48,850 --> 00:13:50,400 (WOMEN SHOUTING) Yeah! Yeah! 168 00:13:52,988 --> 00:13:54,687 Uh... 169 00:13:54,773 --> 00:13:58,241 I've come to talk to you today about marriage. 170 00:13:58,326 --> 00:14:02,195 For millennia, we have believed marriage 171 00:14:02,247 --> 00:14:05,031 as a cornerstone of our civilization. 172 00:14:05,083 --> 00:14:08,368 Our party, however, does not share this opinion. 173 00:14:10,171 --> 00:14:13,540 We believe that marriage is the single most destructive idea 174 00:14:13,625 --> 00:14:16,259 ever conceived of by humankind. 175 00:14:16,344 --> 00:14:18,545 That's why in my first hundred days in office, 176 00:14:18,630 --> 00:14:20,880 I introduced legislation... 177 00:14:26,771 --> 00:14:29,889 - I'm the president. - (CROWD CHEERING) 178 00:14:33,278 --> 00:14:36,980 Um, and as... as president, my friends, 179 00:14:37,065 --> 00:14:39,065 tradition is powerful. 180 00:14:39,150 --> 00:14:40,900 In the early days of our movement, 181 00:14:40,952 --> 00:14:43,736 it was mandatory that all members smoke cigarettes 182 00:14:43,788 --> 00:14:45,538 and refrain from speaking, 183 00:14:45,624 --> 00:14:49,242 but we realized those traditions were stupid. 184 00:14:49,327 --> 00:14:53,079 Now, it's an understandable concern. 185 00:14:53,164 --> 00:14:56,499 If there is no marriage, what happens to the family? 186 00:14:58,303 --> 00:14:59,836 What happens to the children? 187 00:15:01,473 --> 00:15:06,142 And so we decided to have a worldwide essay contest 188 00:15:06,227 --> 00:15:09,646 to answer that question in their own words. 189 00:15:09,731 --> 00:15:13,733 We have one of the finalists from that contest here 190 00:15:13,818 --> 00:15:15,602 with us today. 191 00:15:15,654 --> 00:15:18,438 He is joined by his brothers and sisters for his essay 192 00:15:18,490 --> 00:15:22,442 titled "Why I Don't Need a Mommy and a Daddy Anymore." 193 00:15:22,494 --> 00:15:25,361 Please welcome Australia's own... 194 00:15:25,447 --> 00:15:28,164 um... 195 00:15:28,249 --> 00:15:31,334 - Liam Playford. - (CROWD CHEERING) 196 00:15:43,181 --> 00:15:44,581 Liam... 197 00:15:46,801 --> 00:15:49,469 why aren't you wearing any shoes? 198 00:15:49,554 --> 00:15:51,304 WOMAN: That's weird. Yeah. 199 00:15:51,389 --> 00:15:53,640 Your shoes. You're not wearing any shoes. 200 00:15:53,725 --> 00:15:55,642 Where are they? 201 00:15:55,694 --> 00:15:57,560 Why does it matter? 202 00:15:59,614 --> 00:16:01,364 Well, somebody wants... 203 00:16:02,867 --> 00:16:05,201 somebody in your family wants to know. 204 00:16:06,404 --> 00:16:08,788 But you said there is no family. 205 00:16:08,873 --> 00:16:10,823 (CROWD CHEERING) 206 00:16:13,378 --> 00:16:15,912 - (BULLHORN SQUEALS) - EVIE: ♪ Love ♪ 207 00:16:17,248 --> 00:16:19,882 ♪ Love will keep us together ♪ 208 00:16:21,586 --> 00:16:24,754 ♪ Think of me, babe, whenever ♪ 209 00:16:24,839 --> 00:16:29,058 - ♪ Some sweet-talking girl comes along... ♪ - (CROWD BOOING) 210 00:16:29,144 --> 00:16:31,010 ♪ Singing her song ♪ 211 00:16:31,062 --> 00:16:34,313 - ♪ Don't mess around... ♪ - Sir, we have a situation. 212 00:16:34,399 --> 00:16:36,516 We need to move you now. 213 00:16:36,601 --> 00:16:38,735 No, wait. I, uh... 214 00:16:38,820 --> 00:16:40,486 I have to... I have to talk to that girl. 215 00:16:40,572 --> 00:16:41,738 No, we haven't got time for that, sir. 216 00:16:41,823 --> 00:16:43,606 We need to get you to a secure location. 217 00:16:43,692 --> 00:16:46,409 I'm not going fucking anywhere until I talk to that girl. 218 00:16:47,746 --> 00:16:49,362 Okay, I'll get her. 219 00:16:49,414 --> 00:16:50,814 Get him to the car. 220 00:16:51,750 --> 00:16:53,249 This way, please, sir. 221 00:16:57,839 --> 00:17:00,373 Mr. President, Chief of Staff on the phone. 222 00:17:02,427 --> 00:17:04,427 - Hello? - MAN OVER RADIO: Mr. President, 223 00:17:04,512 --> 00:17:06,045 it appears Ukrainian separatists 224 00:17:06,097 --> 00:17:08,381 have taken control of an armed nuclear submarine, 225 00:17:08,466 --> 00:17:10,683 and they'll have launch capability within two hours. 226 00:17:10,769 --> 00:17:12,852 You're being brought to a bunker, 227 00:17:12,937 --> 00:17:15,388 which you will access with your unique biometrics once inside. 228 00:17:15,473 --> 00:17:18,641 - Sorry, my unique biometrics? - Yes, sir. 229 00:17:18,727 --> 00:17:21,110 The door can only be unlocked by you and you alone 230 00:17:21,196 --> 00:17:23,029 unless you have an identical twin brother, 231 00:17:23,114 --> 00:17:24,731 which would be ridiculous. 232 00:17:24,816 --> 00:17:26,532 Yeah, that would be ridiculous. 233 00:17:26,618 --> 00:17:29,952 Sir, do I have your permission to move us to DEFCON 2? 234 00:17:30,038 --> 00:17:32,455 Um, what DEFCON are we at right now? 235 00:17:32,540 --> 00:17:36,242 - We're at DEFCON 3, sir. - Uh, DEFCON 2 is worse? 236 00:17:36,294 --> 00:17:38,294 Yes, sir, it's worse. 237 00:17:38,379 --> 00:17:40,246 Let's jut stay where we're at right now 238 00:17:40,331 --> 00:17:43,416 until we have more, um, intel. 239 00:17:43,468 --> 00:17:44,967 With all due respect, sir, 240 00:17:45,053 --> 00:17:46,453 I don't think the Secretary of Defense 241 00:17:46,471 --> 00:17:47,920 is going to be happy about that. 242 00:17:48,006 --> 00:17:49,806 Yeah, well, fuck the Secretary of Defense. 243 00:17:49,891 --> 00:17:50,807 (PHONE BEEPS) 244 00:17:50,892 --> 00:17:52,175 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 245 00:17:52,260 --> 00:17:53,476 YARBROUGH: Mr. President, 246 00:17:53,561 --> 00:17:55,344 the girl you asked for. 247 00:17:56,481 --> 00:17:58,097 (ENGINE STARTS) 248 00:18:01,152 --> 00:18:03,436 - She's coming with me. - Sir, she's a civilian. 249 00:18:03,488 --> 00:18:05,354 She can't travel in the presidential limo. 250 00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:07,156 She's coming with me alone. 251 00:18:08,660 --> 00:18:10,076 That's an order. 252 00:18:10,161 --> 00:18:12,779 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 253 00:18:14,115 --> 00:18:16,499 - (ENGINE STARTS) - Looks like rain. 254 00:18:17,836 --> 00:18:20,169 (SIRENS WAILING) 255 00:18:29,631 --> 00:18:31,264 Do you know who I am? 256 00:18:31,349 --> 00:18:33,299 Yes. 257 00:18:36,521 --> 00:18:40,189 Do you know that I'm not the President of the United States? 258 00:18:41,693 --> 00:18:43,093 I sure do. 259 00:18:46,648 --> 00:18:49,198 I have a message for you from your father. 260 00:18:52,537 --> 00:18:54,237 My father? 261 00:18:55,907 --> 00:18:57,824 John. 262 00:18:57,876 --> 00:18:59,408 He wants me to tell you... 263 00:19:01,629 --> 00:19:03,246 he wants you to know... 264 00:19:04,883 --> 00:19:06,833 that you're loved. 265 00:19:14,092 --> 00:19:16,559 Is there anything you want me to tell him? 266 00:19:19,731 --> 00:19:21,898 Are you fucking serious? 267 00:19:23,318 --> 00:19:26,185 My father was murdered... 268 00:19:26,237 --> 00:19:29,021 my mother, my brother... 269 00:19:29,107 --> 00:19:30,656 all of them gone in an instant 270 00:19:30,742 --> 00:19:32,942 because of a drone strike ordered by your administration. 271 00:19:33,027 --> 00:19:34,994 No. N-no, that's not what happened. 272 00:19:35,079 --> 00:19:37,029 You were killed. 273 00:19:37,115 --> 00:19:38,531 What? 274 00:19:38,583 --> 00:19:39,983 I'm not dead. 275 00:19:40,034 --> 00:19:42,335 I'm right fucking here, asshole. 276 00:19:42,420 --> 00:19:44,170 (THUNDER RUMBLES) 277 00:19:44,255 --> 00:19:46,455 You said you knew that I wasn't the president. 278 00:19:46,541 --> 00:19:49,258 You're not! You're just a puppet. 279 00:19:49,344 --> 00:19:52,879 That speech you just gave? Were those even your words? 280 00:19:52,931 --> 00:19:56,465 Because it didn't sound like you believed a single thing you were saying. 281 00:19:56,551 --> 00:19:58,100 You just do what they tell you to do. 282 00:19:58,186 --> 00:20:01,137 - That's not true. - Yeah, it is. 283 00:20:01,222 --> 00:20:03,723 What do you want? 284 00:20:03,775 --> 00:20:05,308 (RAIN PATTERING) 285 00:20:06,778 --> 00:20:08,945 (MUSIC PLAYING) 286 00:20:11,699 --> 00:20:12,949 Are you okay? 287 00:20:13,034 --> 00:20:15,568 (RETCHING, GASPING) 288 00:20:15,620 --> 00:20:17,403 Stop! 289 00:20:17,455 --> 00:20:19,238 Stop the car! 290 00:20:19,324 --> 00:20:21,073 You need to stop the car! 291 00:20:21,125 --> 00:20:22,792 (NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE) 292 00:20:45,817 --> 00:20:48,150 (THUNDER CRASHING) 293 00:21:01,499 --> 00:21:03,332 (PANTING) 294 00:21:06,087 --> 00:21:07,536 All right, stand back. 295 00:21:07,622 --> 00:21:09,022 Give him some air. 296 00:21:10,625 --> 00:21:12,541 I was just with Evie. 297 00:21:16,431 --> 00:21:19,015 You... you saw her? 298 00:21:20,385 --> 00:21:22,184 I delivered your message. 299 00:21:26,941 --> 00:21:29,058 (SOBS, LAUGHS) 300 00:21:37,819 --> 00:21:40,036 Your children were there, too. 301 00:21:42,957 --> 00:21:44,790 All of them? 302 00:21:44,876 --> 00:21:47,243 Yeah, all of them. 303 00:21:47,328 --> 00:21:49,662 They were all okay? 304 00:21:52,133 --> 00:21:54,717 They didn't know what happened to their shoes. 305 00:22:10,068 --> 00:22:12,268 Did you get the song? 306 00:22:12,353 --> 00:22:15,521 I was working on it. 307 00:22:15,573 --> 00:22:17,323 Why'd you pull me out of the pond? 308 00:22:17,408 --> 00:22:18,524 There is no pond. 309 00:22:18,609 --> 00:22:21,193 The whole fucking ranch is flooded. 310 00:22:23,448 --> 00:22:25,364 Take me to the bathroom. 311 00:22:29,537 --> 00:22:31,537 JOHN: Whoa, hold on. You can't keep doing this. 312 00:22:31,622 --> 00:22:33,372 - Yes, he can. - No, look at him! 313 00:22:33,458 --> 00:22:35,791 You got what you wanted. Now you're worried about him? 314 00:22:35,877 --> 00:22:38,210 Out there is the goddamn flood. 315 00:22:38,296 --> 00:22:41,097 That's why we're fucking doing this. 316 00:22:41,182 --> 00:22:42,582 It's not why he's doing this. 317 00:22:43,768 --> 00:22:45,601 Why else would I be doing this? 318 00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:51,640 I don't know. Why would you? 319 00:22:54,946 --> 00:22:57,313 - Out! - No. No! 320 00:22:57,398 --> 00:22:59,315 - (POUNDING ON DOOR) - JOHN: Come on! Kevin! 321 00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:01,367 - MICHAEL: Dad, stop. - Don't do this! 322 00:23:01,452 --> 00:23:04,070 - Kevin! - Everyone's got a fucking opinion. 323 00:23:04,122 --> 00:23:06,455 - (JOHN POUNDING) Kevin! - MICHAEL: Dad, stop. Let's go. 324 00:23:09,077 --> 00:23:11,627 (FAUCET STOPS) 325 00:23:11,712 --> 00:23:13,879 (WATER SLOSHING) 326 00:23:13,965 --> 00:23:15,365 You okay? 327 00:23:17,468 --> 00:23:19,085 I'm cold. 328 00:23:19,170 --> 00:23:22,588 If I could do this instead of you, 329 00:23:22,673 --> 00:23:24,073 I would. 330 00:23:24,142 --> 00:23:27,143 - (CHOIR VOCALIZING) - I know. 331 00:23:28,146 --> 00:23:29,428 But the secure location 332 00:23:29,514 --> 00:23:32,848 can only be accessed by my exact biometrics. 333 00:23:34,152 --> 00:23:37,653 Is... is that supposed to make sense to me? 334 00:23:39,073 --> 00:23:42,191 It doesn't make sense to me. 335 00:23:50,751 --> 00:23:53,002 I love you, son. 336 00:23:54,922 --> 00:23:56,789 I love you, too. 337 00:24:05,466 --> 00:24:07,516 You're gonna have to hold me down. 338 00:24:33,211 --> 00:24:35,327 (SCANNER PINGING) 339 00:24:37,498 --> 00:24:39,498 (SCANNER BEEPS) 340 00:24:41,469 --> 00:24:42,918 (COUGHING) 341 00:24:43,004 --> 00:24:44,753 You all right, sir? 342 00:24:47,925 --> 00:24:52,261 Yeah. I need to talk to the Australian prime minister. 343 00:24:52,346 --> 00:24:55,231 - Sorry? - The Australian prime minister. 344 00:24:55,316 --> 00:24:57,650 Christopher Sunday. I need to talk to him right now. 345 00:24:57,735 --> 00:25:00,819 Well, sir, there's a secure comms room inside the bunker. 346 00:25:00,905 --> 00:25:02,188 We just need to confirm your ID, 347 00:25:02,273 --> 00:25:04,273 and you can talk to whoever you want. 348 00:25:04,358 --> 00:25:06,358 Just wanna try the scanner again, please, sir. 349 00:25:08,613 --> 00:25:10,496 Yeah. 350 00:25:10,581 --> 00:25:12,097 (SCANNER PINGING) 351 00:25:14,085 --> 00:25:16,368 - (SCANNER BEEPS) - WOMAN'S VOICE: Identity confirmed. 352 00:25:16,420 --> 00:25:17,820 Excellent. 353 00:25:23,344 --> 00:25:26,262 Now your penis, please, sir. 354 00:25:26,347 --> 00:25:29,098 - My what? - Your penis. 355 00:25:29,183 --> 00:25:31,050 Place it on the other scanner, please, sir. 356 00:25:32,603 --> 00:25:33,886 Why? 357 00:25:33,971 --> 00:25:37,106 Mr. President, due to advancements in plastic surgery, 358 00:25:37,191 --> 00:25:40,559 anyone with enough resources can copy a person's face. 359 00:25:41,979 --> 00:25:44,730 But your, uh... your penis, sir, 360 00:25:44,815 --> 00:25:47,066 well, they're not gonna go to that length. 361 00:25:47,151 --> 00:25:49,235 (SCOFFS) 362 00:25:53,124 --> 00:25:54,524 (ZIPPER UNZIPS) 363 00:26:03,134 --> 00:26:05,668 (SCANNER PINGING) 364 00:26:07,638 --> 00:26:10,089 - (LOCK CLICKS) - Woman's VOICE: Identity confirmed. 365 00:26:10,174 --> 00:26:11,574 Confirmed. 366 00:26:18,266 --> 00:26:19,392 Can we go in now? 367 00:26:19,394 --> 00:26:22,770 Just the three authentication questions, sir. 368 00:26:25,773 --> 00:26:28,774 What was the name of your favorite childhood pet? 369 00:26:28,859 --> 00:26:30,943 We didn't have one. My mom was allergic. 370 00:26:32,079 --> 00:26:32,945 Correct. 371 00:26:33,030 --> 00:26:34,430 Your favorite movie? 372 00:26:35,950 --> 00:26:37,449 "Godfather." 373 00:26:38,786 --> 00:26:41,120 Part two. 374 00:26:41,172 --> 00:26:42,121 Correct. 375 00:26:42,173 --> 00:26:45,291 Name of your Secretary of Defense? 376 00:26:45,343 --> 00:26:46,959 Um... 377 00:26:52,550 --> 00:26:55,050 Sir, I need a name. 378 00:27:00,808 --> 00:27:01,974 Patti Levin. 379 00:27:02,026 --> 00:27:04,476 (MUSIC PLAYING) 380 00:27:06,897 --> 00:27:08,314 Correct. 381 00:27:49,907 --> 00:27:52,107 Good to see you, Mr. President. 382 00:27:57,331 --> 00:27:59,198 I wish the circumstances were different, 383 00:27:59,250 --> 00:28:02,284 but it appears the shit has hit the fan, sir. 384 00:28:02,370 --> 00:28:04,787 Let's get to the situation room. 385 00:28:15,716 --> 00:28:18,801 Mr. President, for reasons I cannot fathom, 386 00:28:18,886 --> 00:28:20,969 we remain at DEFCON 3. 387 00:28:23,274 --> 00:28:26,442 This is the case containing the nuclear football, 388 00:28:26,527 --> 00:28:30,062 which will give you remote launch capability. 389 00:28:36,370 --> 00:28:38,070 What's in that one? 390 00:28:38,155 --> 00:28:39,988 Never mind about that. 391 00:28:40,074 --> 00:28:42,491 Just pray we don't have to open it. 392 00:28:46,130 --> 00:28:49,331 Sir, in order to arm the device, 393 00:28:49,417 --> 00:28:53,802 you need to verbally take us down to DEFCON 1. 394 00:28:55,172 --> 00:28:57,506 You are aware of the situation, yes? 395 00:28:57,591 --> 00:29:00,592 - Yeah, of course... - So, you know, sir, 396 00:29:00,644 --> 00:29:03,679 that Ukrainian separatists have seized control 397 00:29:03,764 --> 00:29:05,764 of a nuclear submarine. 398 00:29:05,816 --> 00:29:09,151 They will be weapons hot in less than an hour. 399 00:29:09,236 --> 00:29:12,688 Our only option is to strike first, 400 00:29:12,773 --> 00:29:16,942 which is why you need to take us down to DEFCON 1. 401 00:29:19,363 --> 00:29:21,246 (BEEPS) 402 00:29:21,332 --> 00:29:24,533 Uh, I have to make a phone call first. 403 00:29:24,618 --> 00:29:26,368 To who? 404 00:29:26,454 --> 00:29:29,288 The Prime Minister of Australia. 405 00:29:33,761 --> 00:29:37,045 Gentlemen, can the president and I have the room, please? 406 00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:41,467 (PATTI SIGHS) 407 00:29:43,020 --> 00:29:44,686 Yes, if you can... 408 00:29:51,529 --> 00:29:52,644 (GRUNTS) 409 00:29:52,730 --> 00:29:55,147 What the fuck is wrong with you?! 410 00:29:55,199 --> 00:29:58,367 All this time, years of planning, 411 00:29:58,452 --> 00:30:00,786 we are minutes away from making this happen, 412 00:30:00,871 --> 00:30:03,372 and you are dicking around about DEFCON 1! 413 00:30:03,457 --> 00:30:05,290 - I don't have... - You don't have any what? 414 00:30:05,376 --> 00:30:06,992 - You don't have any balls? - (BANGING ON DOOR) 415 00:30:07,077 --> 00:30:08,477 What?! 416 00:30:10,214 --> 00:30:11,497 Sorry to interrupt, Mr. President, 417 00:30:11,549 --> 00:30:13,131 but the vice president is here 418 00:30:13,217 --> 00:30:14,917 and she's demanding to speak to you. 419 00:30:15,002 --> 00:30:16,418 She? 420 00:30:16,504 --> 00:30:17,669 Fuck her. 421 00:30:17,755 --> 00:30:19,388 Tell her to go away. 422 00:30:20,808 --> 00:30:23,058 She doesn't know about this. 423 00:30:23,143 --> 00:30:24,927 Let her in. 424 00:30:25,012 --> 00:30:26,428 Yes, sir, of course. 425 00:30:27,515 --> 00:30:29,231 Madam Vice President. 426 00:30:29,316 --> 00:30:31,900 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 427 00:30:39,243 --> 00:30:41,527 You're being played, sir. 428 00:30:41,612 --> 00:30:43,245 (LOCK CLICKS) 429 00:30:45,666 --> 00:30:48,617 - Wha... what? - You're being played. 430 00:30:48,702 --> 00:30:50,419 I just got off the phone with the Kremlin 431 00:30:50,504 --> 00:30:52,871 who confirms that there is no submarine, 432 00:30:52,957 --> 00:30:54,206 no separatists. 433 00:30:54,258 --> 00:30:55,658 This is a smoke screen. 434 00:30:55,676 --> 00:30:57,960 You have been fed bogus intel. 435 00:31:01,599 --> 00:31:03,765 (CHUCKLES) 436 00:31:03,851 --> 00:31:06,768 I don't get fed, I feed. 437 00:31:06,854 --> 00:31:10,556 And you clearly have no goddamn idea what's happening around here. 438 00:31:10,641 --> 00:31:12,140 Then enlighten me. 439 00:31:12,226 --> 00:31:16,395 I couldn't enlighten you with a fucking thousand-watt bulb. 440 00:31:16,447 --> 00:31:18,814 - Tell her about the plan. - I'm not telling her jack shit. 441 00:31:18,899 --> 00:31:22,234 If you want me to bring us down to DEFCON 1, tell her. 442 00:31:24,655 --> 00:31:25,904 Fine. 443 00:31:25,990 --> 00:31:27,289 We are going to vaporize 444 00:31:27,374 --> 00:31:30,959 every man, woman, and child on the planet. 445 00:31:32,746 --> 00:31:35,213 It's the seventh anniversary of the departure, 446 00:31:35,299 --> 00:31:37,466 and there is reasonable expectation out there 447 00:31:37,551 --> 00:31:38,951 that the world's gonna end. 448 00:31:38,969 --> 00:31:42,087 So, we're gonna fire our nukes at the Russians 449 00:31:42,139 --> 00:31:44,590 and they're gonna retaliate, and then that's it. 450 00:31:44,642 --> 00:31:46,258 We're all torched. 451 00:31:46,310 --> 00:31:50,479 No one wakes up tomorrow disappointed that nothing fucking happened. 452 00:31:50,564 --> 00:31:55,067 We give the people what they're too chickenshit to do themselves, 453 00:31:55,152 --> 00:31:57,936 what they elected us for. 454 00:31:57,988 --> 00:32:00,355 We give them what they want. 455 00:32:01,609 --> 00:32:04,159 And they want to die. 456 00:32:05,829 --> 00:32:07,696 Well, that's not gonna work. 457 00:32:07,781 --> 00:32:10,999 You can't launch without going through the Fisher Protocol. 458 00:32:11,085 --> 00:32:15,203 You know about the Fisher Protocol? 459 00:32:18,542 --> 00:32:20,459 Of course I do. 460 00:32:20,544 --> 00:32:22,544 Prove it. 461 00:32:24,632 --> 00:32:28,684 It's an ethical deterrent. 462 00:32:28,769 --> 00:32:33,138 The nuclear launch key was surgically embedded into the heart of a volunteer. 463 00:32:33,223 --> 00:32:34,940 In order for the president 464 00:32:35,025 --> 00:32:38,644 to be able to blow up millions of people with the push of a button, 465 00:32:38,729 --> 00:32:41,113 he has to extract that key 466 00:32:41,198 --> 00:32:43,982 by murdering the volunteer himself. 467 00:32:45,452 --> 00:32:47,369 But since I don't see that volunteer here, 468 00:32:47,454 --> 00:32:49,204 you can't launch shit. 469 00:32:58,415 --> 00:32:59,815 What? 470 00:33:01,502 --> 00:33:06,054 The volunteer is coming through the east entrance of this facility 471 00:33:06,140 --> 00:33:08,006 in 15 minutes. 472 00:33:12,012 --> 00:33:14,563 And how is he gonna make it through the security door? 473 00:33:19,603 --> 00:33:22,571 He's my identical twin brother. 474 00:33:27,277 --> 00:33:33,115 Well, it sounds like you two have really thought this through. 475 00:33:40,457 --> 00:33:44,843 I guess I should go handle my affairs. 476 00:33:44,928 --> 00:33:46,628 I guess you should. 477 00:33:48,766 --> 00:33:50,766 Mr. President. 478 00:33:51,852 --> 00:33:53,252 Yeah. 479 00:34:03,564 --> 00:34:05,447 All righty, sir. 480 00:34:05,532 --> 00:34:07,816 May we go down to DEFCON 1 now? 481 00:34:09,820 --> 00:34:11,987 I just need to make my call. 482 00:34:12,072 --> 00:34:16,208 You can make your call after you take us to DEFCON 1. 483 00:34:16,276 --> 00:34:20,462 Just say it into the device. 484 00:34:31,058 --> 00:34:32,507 We're at DEFCON 1. 485 00:34:32,593 --> 00:34:35,310 - (BUZZER SOUNDS) - (LOCKS CLICKING) 486 00:34:40,317 --> 00:34:41,983 (DISCONNECT TONE BEEPING) 487 00:34:50,277 --> 00:34:51,827 (DOOR BUZZES) 488 00:34:52,863 --> 00:34:54,446 (DOOR BUZZES) 489 00:34:55,783 --> 00:34:57,282 What the fuck! 490 00:34:57,367 --> 00:34:58,450 What the fuck? 491 00:34:58,502 --> 00:34:59,785 You can't leave, sir. 492 00:34:59,837 --> 00:35:02,170 Your order initiated a full lockdown. 493 00:35:03,507 --> 00:35:06,508 I told you I had to make a fucking call! 494 00:35:08,045 --> 00:35:09,445 Hey! 495 00:35:34,238 --> 00:35:36,238 MAN OVER RADIO: Do you have eyes on the entrance? 496 00:35:43,163 --> 00:35:45,130 - Yeah, I see it. - Good. 497 00:35:45,215 --> 00:35:48,750 Take out the Secret Service agents and get in there. 498 00:35:48,836 --> 00:35:50,919 There are no Secret Service agents. 499 00:35:56,727 --> 00:35:59,728 It's a trap. They want me to go in. 500 00:35:59,813 --> 00:36:01,730 They wanna cut me open. 501 00:36:01,815 --> 00:36:03,598 Do you think I don't know that? 502 00:36:03,684 --> 00:36:05,851 Well, if you knew that, why the fuck wouldn't you tell me? 503 00:36:05,936 --> 00:36:08,186 Because I'm covering my asset. 504 00:36:08,238 --> 00:36:10,906 - What asset? - I have someone on the inside. 505 00:36:10,991 --> 00:36:12,774 Leave your weapon, enter the door, 506 00:36:12,860 --> 00:36:14,659 and they'll take care of you once you're inside. 507 00:36:14,745 --> 00:36:16,945 You want me to go in there without a gun? 508 00:36:17,030 --> 00:36:20,532 "Hence it comes about that all unarmed prophets have been victorious, 509 00:36:20,617 --> 00:36:23,418 and all armed prophets have been destroyed." 510 00:36:23,503 --> 00:36:25,120 That's from Machiavelli. 511 00:36:27,374 --> 00:36:29,341 Put your faith in me, Mr. Harvey. 512 00:36:29,426 --> 00:36:32,043 (CHOIR VOCALIZING) 513 00:36:38,435 --> 00:36:40,969 (SCANNER PINGING) 514 00:36:41,054 --> 00:36:43,104 WOMAN'S VOICE: Identity confirmed. 515 00:37:03,293 --> 00:37:05,293 (SCANNER PINGING) 516 00:37:05,379 --> 00:37:06,779 (BEEPS) 517 00:37:21,561 --> 00:37:22,644 Stop right there! 518 00:37:22,729 --> 00:37:24,179 Stop! Down! 519 00:37:24,264 --> 00:37:26,431 Down on the stairs. Get down! 520 00:37:26,516 --> 00:37:27,565 Show us your hands! 521 00:37:27,651 --> 00:37:29,567 - Show us your fucking hands! - Here! 522 00:37:29,653 --> 00:37:32,437 - Don't move. - Did you fucking sell me out? 523 00:37:33,690 --> 00:37:35,490 Don't you fucking move. 524 00:37:35,575 --> 00:37:37,242 Hey, are you there? 525 00:37:37,327 --> 00:37:39,160 I said don't fucking move! 526 00:37:39,246 --> 00:37:41,613 - (GUNSHOTS) - (GRUNTS) 527 00:37:59,683 --> 00:38:01,182 Jesus. 528 00:38:01,268 --> 00:38:03,351 You look just fucking like him. 529 00:38:05,138 --> 00:38:07,138 The president is in the situation room. 530 00:38:07,190 --> 00:38:10,141 It's in lockdown, but the code is 6969. 531 00:38:10,227 --> 00:38:14,029 And please make sure you fucking kill the Secretary of Defense. 532 00:38:14,114 --> 00:38:16,314 - Where's the comms room? - What? 533 00:38:16,366 --> 00:38:17,949 The comms room. I need to make a call. 534 00:38:18,035 --> 00:38:20,535 Do you know what's inside of you? 535 00:38:21,655 --> 00:38:23,055 Yes. 536 00:38:23,073 --> 00:38:25,206 Then you know that the president will not hesitate 537 00:38:25,292 --> 00:38:27,876 to cut you open and pull it out. 538 00:38:27,961 --> 00:38:29,494 I mean, I know this man. 539 00:38:29,546 --> 00:38:32,247 He is cold and he is merciless. 540 00:38:32,332 --> 00:38:34,132 You think he gives a shit about you 541 00:38:34,217 --> 00:38:35,917 if he's willing to end the world? 542 00:38:37,304 --> 00:38:39,921 I thought that's what you people wanted. 543 00:38:41,391 --> 00:38:42,791 They're all liars. 544 00:38:42,809 --> 00:38:44,759 They say they don't believe in love 545 00:38:44,845 --> 00:38:46,261 and they don't feel pain. 546 00:38:47,731 --> 00:38:49,397 I feel pain. 547 00:38:50,984 --> 00:38:52,484 And I'm in love. 548 00:38:52,569 --> 00:38:56,688 I'm in love with the most wonderful man I have ever known. 549 00:38:56,773 --> 00:38:57,906 Uh-huh. 550 00:38:57,991 --> 00:38:59,491 And who's that? 551 00:38:59,576 --> 00:39:01,860 His name is God. 552 00:39:03,580 --> 00:39:05,580 GOD OVER RADIO: Tell her I love her, too. 553 00:39:09,086 --> 00:39:10,368 Where's the comms room? 554 00:39:10,454 --> 00:39:13,038 What is it with you and the fucking comms room? 555 00:39:13,090 --> 00:39:14,339 I thought you were an assassin. 556 00:39:14,424 --> 00:39:17,042 I mean, who do you need to communicate with? 557 00:39:17,094 --> 00:39:19,210 Well, maybe I'm in love, too. 558 00:39:19,296 --> 00:39:21,012 (SCOFFS) Oh, please. 559 00:39:21,098 --> 00:39:23,298 Where is the comms room? 560 00:39:23,383 --> 00:39:26,551 It's fucking up the hall, to the right! 561 00:39:26,603 --> 00:39:28,386 (SILENCED GUNSHOT) 562 00:39:28,438 --> 00:39:30,472 GOD OVER RADIO: What's happening? What was that noise? 563 00:39:30,557 --> 00:39:32,640 I don't know. You tell me. You're God. 564 00:39:32,726 --> 00:39:34,692 That was just a pick-up line. 565 00:39:34,778 --> 00:39:36,528 Did you fucking kill her? 566 00:39:36,613 --> 00:39:38,480 Hey. Hey, Harvey! 567 00:39:38,565 --> 00:39:39,965 Hey! Harvey! 568 00:39:44,704 --> 00:39:47,288 (BEEPING) 569 00:39:47,374 --> 00:39:49,290 (DOOR HISSES) 570 00:39:54,214 --> 00:39:55,797 Mr. President. 571 00:39:58,718 --> 00:40:00,118 You shaved. 572 00:40:00,137 --> 00:40:03,171 I need to talk to the Prime Minister of Australia. 573 00:40:05,008 --> 00:40:06,408 Christopher Sunday. 574 00:40:09,429 --> 00:40:10,929 Is there a problem, Officer? 575 00:40:10,981 --> 00:40:11,930 No, sir. 576 00:40:11,982 --> 00:40:13,681 (STATIC HISSES) 577 00:40:18,989 --> 00:40:20,939 (BEEPING) 578 00:40:22,609 --> 00:40:24,692 He'll come out here, Mr. President. 579 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,083 - Give us the room. - Sir, this is my post. 580 00:40:32,169 --> 00:40:34,085 Give us the fucking room. 581 00:40:34,171 --> 00:40:36,621 (MACHINES WHIRRING) 582 00:40:54,724 --> 00:40:56,224 Hello. 583 00:40:56,309 --> 00:40:58,443 Hello. 584 00:40:58,545 --> 00:41:00,778 Are you Christopher Sunday? 585 00:41:00,864 --> 00:41:02,264 Yes. 586 00:41:07,037 --> 00:41:09,737 My name is Kevin, 587 00:41:09,823 --> 00:41:11,990 and I know this is gonna sound crazy... 588 00:41:14,161 --> 00:41:17,212 but you're not the Prime Minister of Australia. 589 00:41:18,915 --> 00:41:20,465 My father, 590 00:41:20,550 --> 00:41:23,384 he came to you for a song. 591 00:41:24,638 --> 00:41:26,754 A song to stop the rain. 592 00:41:29,926 --> 00:41:33,394 There's no song to stop the rain. 593 00:41:35,849 --> 00:41:37,182 What? 594 00:41:37,234 --> 00:41:40,985 I told your father, but he didn't listen. 595 00:41:41,071 --> 00:41:44,439 No. No, no, no. Look, you have to give me something. 596 00:41:44,524 --> 00:41:45,940 I have to bring him something. 597 00:41:46,026 --> 00:41:47,492 He... he needs this. 598 00:41:47,577 --> 00:41:50,578 - There's a flood... - Do you believe that? 599 00:41:51,748 --> 00:41:52,830 Believe what? 600 00:41:52,899 --> 00:41:54,299 Do you believe your father 601 00:41:54,367 --> 00:41:56,951 can sing a song and stop the flood? 602 00:42:05,595 --> 00:42:06,995 No. 603 00:42:11,935 --> 00:42:13,551 Then why are you here? 604 00:42:18,775 --> 00:42:20,775 (ALARM BLARING) 605 00:42:23,230 --> 00:42:24,630 Don't move. 606 00:42:25,615 --> 00:42:27,282 (GRUNTING) 607 00:42:50,957 --> 00:42:52,357 Mr. President, 608 00:42:52,459 --> 00:42:55,143 can I have my glasses back, please? 609 00:43:07,540 --> 00:43:09,240 (ALARM STOPS) 610 00:43:09,326 --> 00:43:10,992 Sounds like they got him. 611 00:43:13,446 --> 00:43:16,281 I don't wanna do this anymore. 612 00:43:16,366 --> 00:43:17,782 Do what, Mr. President? 613 00:43:17,834 --> 00:43:19,867 Stop fucking calling me that! 614 00:43:21,171 --> 00:43:22,420 I'm not the president! 615 00:43:22,505 --> 00:43:24,672 You're not the fucking Secretary of Defense. 616 00:43:24,758 --> 00:43:28,343 Oh, yes, yes, I am. 617 00:43:28,428 --> 00:43:30,595 You named me Secretary of Defense. 618 00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:33,798 You were asked who did you want in this position, 619 00:43:33,850 --> 00:43:36,601 and you named me. 620 00:43:36,686 --> 00:43:39,020 You summoned me out of retirement 621 00:43:39,105 --> 00:43:41,306 and I came back 622 00:43:41,391 --> 00:43:43,641 because I owed you. 623 00:43:46,646 --> 00:43:48,396 You helped me, Kevin. 624 00:43:50,650 --> 00:43:53,034 And now I'm here to help you. 625 00:43:57,724 --> 00:43:59,857 Help me how? 626 00:44:02,379 --> 00:44:05,046 Well, what do you want? 627 00:44:10,937 --> 00:44:12,587 I wanna go home. 628 00:44:15,809 --> 00:44:17,542 Do you? 629 00:44:18,928 --> 00:44:20,244 What? 630 00:44:20,313 --> 00:44:21,512 It's just that 631 00:44:21,598 --> 00:44:23,064 you've been known to say that before, 632 00:44:23,149 --> 00:44:27,568 and yet you keep leaving home and coming here. 633 00:44:29,072 --> 00:44:32,190 I'm sensing a lot of internal contradictions 634 00:44:32,258 --> 00:44:34,492 from you, Kevin. 635 00:44:34,577 --> 00:44:38,079 It sounds like something you need to work out with yourself. 636 00:44:38,164 --> 00:44:40,198 - (LOCK BEEPS) - (DOOR OPENS) 637 00:44:59,602 --> 00:45:01,803 (DOOR OPENS, CLOSES) 638 00:45:01,888 --> 00:45:03,771 (LOCK BEEPS) 639 00:45:06,276 --> 00:45:07,975 I'm gonna take these off 640 00:45:08,061 --> 00:45:12,447 because I know you're here 641 00:45:12,532 --> 00:45:14,565 of your own free will, 642 00:45:14,617 --> 00:45:17,318 and the last thing you wanna do 643 00:45:17,404 --> 00:45:18,953 is hurt yourself. 644 00:45:24,627 --> 00:45:27,245 ♪ The Kevins ♪ 645 00:45:27,297 --> 00:45:31,749 ♪ Identical Kevins all the way ♪ 646 00:45:31,801 --> 00:45:34,802 ♪ One pair of matching bookends ♪ 647 00:45:34,888 --> 00:45:39,006 ♪ Different as night and day. ♪ 648 00:45:40,427 --> 00:45:42,093 All right, gentlemen. 649 00:45:42,178 --> 00:45:44,679 Let's get to the hard part, shall we? 650 00:45:48,651 --> 00:45:49,901 I, Patricia Levin, 651 00:45:49,986 --> 00:45:52,603 in my capacity as Secretary of Defense 652 00:45:52,672 --> 00:45:54,605 hereby invoke the Fisher Protocol, 653 00:45:54,691 --> 00:45:57,024 overriding the Heart Deterrent 654 00:45:57,110 --> 00:46:00,111 pursuant to the nuclear command authority 655 00:46:00,196 --> 00:46:03,781 granted by Article Two, Section Two of the US Constitution. 656 00:46:03,833 --> 00:46:05,583 The president shall make an incision 657 00:46:05,668 --> 00:46:09,120 two inches below the sternum of the volunteer... that's you... 658 00:46:09,205 --> 00:46:11,756 whereupon the president, 659 00:46:11,841 --> 00:46:14,375 gaining access from beneath the ribcage, 660 00:46:14,461 --> 00:46:17,295 shall manually extract the launch key 661 00:46:17,347 --> 00:46:19,931 from behind the left atrium. 662 00:46:20,016 --> 00:46:22,433 In recognition of his service, 663 00:46:22,519 --> 00:46:26,804 the volunteer shall receive a posthumous Congressional Medal of Honor 664 00:46:26,890 --> 00:46:29,524 applicable if Congress exists, 665 00:46:29,609 --> 00:46:31,309 which it will not. 666 00:46:31,394 --> 00:46:35,813 May God have mercy on your soul if there is a God, 667 00:46:35,865 --> 00:46:37,365 which there is not. 668 00:46:58,755 --> 00:47:00,505 I'm not fucking killing him. 669 00:47:00,590 --> 00:47:02,974 Good, because I'm not fucking letting him. 670 00:47:03,059 --> 00:47:04,642 Gentlemen, language. 671 00:47:04,727 --> 00:47:06,944 KEVINS: Fuck you! 672 00:47:07,046 --> 00:47:09,647 I'm not understanding the problem. 673 00:47:09,716 --> 00:47:12,183 The problem is that this is stupid! 674 00:47:12,235 --> 00:47:14,852 I don't care about any of this bullshit. 675 00:47:14,904 --> 00:47:16,821 - It doesn't make any sense! - It doesn't? 676 00:47:16,906 --> 00:47:20,324 No! Why the fuck would I volunteer to be cut open? 677 00:47:20,410 --> 00:47:22,026 I don't know. Why would you? 678 00:47:22,078 --> 00:47:25,580 - I wouldn't! - And yet here you are. 679 00:47:25,665 --> 00:47:28,165 Knowing full well what is inside of you, 680 00:47:28,251 --> 00:47:31,285 you kept moving forward towards this very room 681 00:47:31,371 --> 00:47:35,256 and the one person powerful enough to take it out. 682 00:47:39,546 --> 00:47:42,430 I think you should tell him about the book you wrote. 683 00:47:45,318 --> 00:47:47,184 What book? 684 00:47:47,270 --> 00:47:49,687 The romance novel. 685 00:47:49,772 --> 00:47:52,390 That's him. He... he wrote it. That's him. 686 00:47:52,475 --> 00:47:55,026 - What? No. N-no, I didn't. - Yeah, you did. 687 00:47:55,111 --> 00:47:57,395 It's the one that was in the typewriter 688 00:47:57,480 --> 00:47:59,647 - in the fucking beach house. - I know. 689 00:47:59,732 --> 00:48:02,867 - I was there, but it's not fucking mine. - PATTI: Boys, boys. 690 00:48:02,952 --> 00:48:06,203 I think we can all agree you both wrote the same book. 691 00:48:06,289 --> 00:48:07,738 KEVINS: No, we didn't! 692 00:48:09,125 --> 00:48:11,826 Well, I'm sorry it's come to this, 693 00:48:11,911 --> 00:48:13,628 but I have no choice. 694 00:48:14,964 --> 00:48:17,081 I received a call from the CIA 695 00:48:17,150 --> 00:48:20,301 that the president was keeping a secret journal 696 00:48:20,386 --> 00:48:23,588 hidden behind the portrait of Millard Fillmore in the Oval. 697 00:48:23,673 --> 00:48:27,925 As this was clearly a national security issue, 698 00:48:28,011 --> 00:48:30,811 I had no choice but to procure it. 699 00:48:33,483 --> 00:48:35,683 I'd like you to read this for us. 700 00:48:37,854 --> 00:48:39,254 No. 701 00:48:42,191 --> 00:48:43,441 What about you? 702 00:48:43,509 --> 00:48:45,810 No. 703 00:48:47,497 --> 00:48:50,615 Fine, I'll do it myself. 704 00:48:55,338 --> 00:48:56,837 (GRUNTS) 705 00:49:03,096 --> 00:49:05,713 Sorry, I just need my glasses. 706 00:49:15,191 --> 00:49:17,358 For fuck's sake. 707 00:49:22,448 --> 00:49:23,447 (SIGHS) 708 00:49:23,533 --> 00:49:25,566 "Untitled Romance Novel. 709 00:49:29,822 --> 00:49:32,890 - Chapter One." - Just read the last page. 710 00:49:32,992 --> 00:49:34,742 Ending's better. 711 00:49:41,968 --> 00:49:44,502 "The port was alive with strange faces. 712 00:49:44,554 --> 00:49:47,505 It was dawn by the time he found an old salt 713 00:49:47,590 --> 00:49:49,340 willing to part with a vessel 714 00:49:49,425 --> 00:49:52,093 for what bullion he had left... 715 00:49:52,178 --> 00:49:55,980 a cutter with a Bermuda rig called 'The Merciful, ' 716 00:49:56,065 --> 00:49:57,898 its sails ragged and ripped, 717 00:49:57,984 --> 00:49:59,384 its compass cracked, 718 00:49:59,435 --> 00:50:03,187 its rotten hull just barely able to cut the breakers. 719 00:50:03,272 --> 00:50:05,856 But it would be enough to make his escape. 720 00:50:08,745 --> 00:50:12,446 It wasn't for another hour when he was a mile from the docks 721 00:50:12,532 --> 00:50:14,915 that his thoughts turned back to her. 722 00:50:15,001 --> 00:50:16,951 He imagined her alone. 723 00:50:17,036 --> 00:50:21,088 By now, she would've searched the house and found it empty. 724 00:50:21,174 --> 00:50:22,873 She had suspected it all along, 725 00:50:22,959 --> 00:50:26,293 and now she knew he was a coward. 726 00:50:29,348 --> 00:50:32,883 A coward dressed in the uniform of a brave man. 727 00:50:32,935 --> 00:50:37,438 Brave enough to cross two oceans and a continent to find her, 728 00:50:37,523 --> 00:50:41,942 to fight countless enemies, and yet in the end, he was terrified. 729 00:50:46,499 --> 00:50:48,566 He was terrified of her... 730 00:50:50,787 --> 00:50:52,737 to lie beside her, 731 00:50:52,822 --> 00:50:57,241 to be comforted by her as he wept, 732 00:50:57,293 --> 00:51:00,661 to show her he was small, 733 00:51:00,747 --> 00:51:04,498 for her to know that and touch his cheek 734 00:51:04,584 --> 00:51:07,251 and whisper words softly into his ear. 735 00:51:08,805 --> 00:51:10,588 All of that was a nightmare. 736 00:51:11,974 --> 00:51:15,092 All he knew to do was run. 737 00:51:18,014 --> 00:51:20,931 He took a deep breath of the air, 738 00:51:20,983 --> 00:51:23,601 tasting the salt on his tongue, 739 00:51:23,653 --> 00:51:26,437 and closed his eyes, 740 00:51:26,522 --> 00:51:30,608 leaning into the spray as The Merciful picked up speed 741 00:51:30,660 --> 00:51:32,777 and sailed for the horizon. 742 00:51:35,832 --> 00:51:38,365 He was alone, 743 00:51:38,451 --> 00:51:40,034 and all was well." 744 00:51:53,266 --> 00:51:55,299 Take this thing out of me. 745 00:51:57,687 --> 00:51:59,370 Why? 746 00:51:59,438 --> 00:52:02,640 So we can't ever come back here again. 747 00:52:10,366 --> 00:52:13,017 (MUSIC PLAYING) 748 00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:31,135 ♪ I may not always love you ♪ 749 00:52:31,220 --> 00:52:35,756 ♪ But long as there are stars above you ♪ 750 00:52:35,842 --> 00:52:39,310 ♪ You never need to doubt it ♪ 751 00:52:39,378 --> 00:52:44,231 ♪ I'll make you so sure about it ♪ 752 00:52:44,317 --> 00:52:49,270 ♪ God only knows what I'd be without you ♪ 753 00:52:52,441 --> 00:52:55,860 ♪ If you should ever leave me ♪ 754 00:52:55,912 --> 00:53:00,331 ♪ Though life would still go on, believe me ♪ 755 00:53:00,416 --> 00:53:04,368 ♪ The world could show nothing to me ♪ 756 00:53:04,453 --> 00:53:08,122 ♪ So what good would living do me? ♪ 757 00:53:08,207 --> 00:53:14,094 ♪ God only knows what I'd be without you... ♪ 758 00:53:14,180 --> 00:53:15,963 (GASPS) 759 00:53:39,121 --> 00:53:43,958 ♪ God only knows what I'd be without you ♪ 760 00:53:45,461 --> 00:53:49,079 ♪ If you should ever leave me ♪ 761 00:53:49,165 --> 00:53:53,417 ♪ Though life would still go on, believe me ♪ 762 00:53:53,469 --> 00:53:57,254 ♪ The world could show nothing to me ♪ 763 00:53:57,306 --> 00:54:01,592 ♪ So, what good would living do me? ♪ 764 00:54:01,644 --> 00:54:07,765 ♪ God only knows what I'd be without you ♪ 765 00:54:09,819 --> 00:54:14,154 ♪ God only knows what I'd be without you ♪ 766 00:54:14,240 --> 00:54:19,493 ♪ God only knows what I'd be without you... ♪ 767 00:54:21,030 --> 00:54:23,330 We fucked up with Nora. 768 00:54:26,836 --> 00:54:28,369 (SNIFFLES) 769 00:54:56,198 --> 00:54:58,065 (WHIRRING) 770 00:55:05,091 --> 00:55:06,573 (MACHINE BEEPS) 771 00:55:09,628 --> 00:55:11,378 Let's go watch. 772 00:56:07,103 --> 00:56:09,470 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 773 00:56:35,581 --> 00:56:37,965 (SNORING) 774 00:57:51,991 --> 00:57:53,874 I thought you were gone. 775 00:58:01,750 --> 00:58:05,335 It was raining so hard and I got scared. 776 00:58:06,589 --> 00:58:09,506 So I came up here. 777 00:58:12,311 --> 00:58:13,711 Okay. 778 00:58:18,934 --> 00:58:21,768 I don't think I'm ready to come down. 779 00:58:37,002 --> 00:58:38,418 Now what? 780 00:58:39,588 --> 00:58:42,756 (MUSIC PLAYING) 781 00:58:45,044 --> 00:58:50,881 ♪ Why does the sun go on shining? ♪ 782 00:58:50,933 --> 00:58:55,936 ♪ Why does the sea rush to shore? ♪ 783 00:58:56,021 --> 00:59:01,525 ♪ Don't they know it's the end of the world? ♪ 784 00:59:01,610 --> 00:59:06,146 ♪ 'Cause you don't love me anymore ♪ 785 00:59:07,900 --> 00:59:13,403 ♪ Why do the birds go on singing? ♪ 786 00:59:13,505 --> 00:59:18,275 ♪ Why do the stars glow above? ♪ 787 00:59:18,377 --> 00:59:23,880 ♪ Don't they know it's the end of the world? ♪ 788 00:59:23,983 --> 00:59:27,484 ♪ It ended when I lost your love ♪ 789 00:59:27,586 --> 00:59:32,990 ♪ Why does my heart go on beating? ♪ 790 00:59:33,092 --> 00:59:38,262 ♪ Why do these eyes of mine cry? ♪ 791 00:59:38,364 --> 00:59:45,802 ♪ Don't they know it's the end of the world? ♪ 792 00:59:45,904 --> 00:59:50,707 ♪ It ended when you said ♪ 793 00:59:52,444 --> 00:59:57,481 ♪ Goodbye. ♪