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<b>THE MORNING BIRD DID IT (1942)</b>

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For ladies...
The plot of this film is fictional

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Any resemblance between this and your husband was intentional.

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QUIET, AREN'T YOU?

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What a dwarf you are!

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I will catch you! I will crush you!

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RA�IA DE R�ME
MONDAY 0; TUESDAY 0 ... WEDNESDAY 0

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See you tomorrow morning�� 
good people!

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What a bad bird!

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It happens every day
the same thing!

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This morning bird finishes me!

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I'm mentally exhausted! Look...

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I wish I could get rid of her!

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IDEA

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I'm sorry you have to
bother me!

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But you know the story with the bird
morning and evening, right?

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Yes.

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I am rama.

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He'd love a juicy bird, wouldn't he?

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Yes!

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Oh yes!

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Good! Here's the plan!

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Tomorrow morning�� 

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you will hide behind the tree
that's it.

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The bird runs to me
pit.

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You catch the bird and that's it!

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Little ones!

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See you tomorrow morning��!

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THE NEXT MORNING

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CAT

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Guess who?

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I think the cat!

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It's not right! You chose!

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You chose.

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Tri�orule.

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CENSORED DIALOGUE

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It would seem that the bird
He found his end!

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How good it is to be free again!

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'No, neighbor!

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What a beautiful day, isn't it?

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I heard it's a very funny cartoon!

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I hope it's funnier than this!

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- Bread and butter!
- Bread and butter!

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2 minute break for
a short beer

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I WILL TAKE IT FROM THE TOP!

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SLOWLY

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Pick up speed

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BUTTON
CURVED ROAD

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TURN IT BACK
BROKEN BRIDGE

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ROAD CLOSED

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HOW DID YOU JUST GET HERE?

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- Are you following me?
- YESAAAAAA!

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That's what I thought too!

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I fooled you!

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BYPASS

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I'm sorry for the temptation
damn it!

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But at least I got rid of the damn thing
that morning bird!

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SAD, ISN'T IT?

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SF�R�IT
