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Kila mtu ana njia yake maishani,

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na hii ni zaidi au kidogo
yangu ilianzia wapi.

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Jina langu ni Norbit Albert Rice,
nami nilikuwa yatima.

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Ninapenda kufikiria wazazi wangu
alinipenda sana,

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lakini hakuwa na njia
kunijali ipasavyo.

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Ninawaona wakitafiti
vituo vyote vya watoto yatima katika eneo hilo,

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uchungu juu ya uchaguzi wao,

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kujaribu kuhakikisha
mvulana wao mdogo wa thamani

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alilelewa katika mazingira bora.

10
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Ling Ling! Mtu aliacha mwingine!

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Coyotes, nenda! Pata! Nyuma! Nyuma, coyotes!

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Ondoka hapa! Huwezi kula mtoto mwingine.

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Oh, ujinga. Mwingine mweusi.

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Siwezi kutoa hizi.

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Wewe pia mweusi mbaya.
Uko hapa kwa muda mrefu.

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Hakuna mtu aliyewahi kuja na kusema,
"Nipe ile mbaya, nyeusi."

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Wewe mtoto mbaya sana.
Mtoto mbaya zaidi ambaye nimewahi kuona.

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Watu wengi wanafikiri
kwamba vituo vya watoto yatima ni baridi na vya kutisha,

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lakini Wonton ya Dhahabu
palikuwa pazuri pa kukulia.

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Tulikuwa na kila kitu
watoto wa kawaida walikuwa. Wanyama kipenzi...

21
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Hapa. Cheza na hiyo.

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... uwanja mkubwa wa nyuma,
na watoto wengi wa kucheza nao.

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Ling Ling!
Watoto waliingia kwenye pipa la MSG.

24
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Sasa nywele zao zote zitaanguka tena.

25
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Yatima mpumbavu wewe!
Hakuna anayetaka yatima mwenye kipara!

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Norbit, unapataje familia bila nywele?

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Hakuna mtu anayetaka Norbit mwenye upara!

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Nini kuzimu vibaya
na watoto hapa?

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Bwana Wong alikuwa mtu wa kuvutia sana.

30
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Mbali na upendo wake kwa watoto
na maandalizi ya vyakula bora vya Asia,

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alikuwa na shauku ya kweli
kwa nyangumi wa zamani.

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Ni nyangumi, ho!

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Kufa, wewe mwana-wa-a!

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Bingo! Moja kwa moja kwenye shimo la pigo!

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Norbit, unaenda wapi?
Mbona unakimbia kama mbuzi mdogo?

36
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Baada ya Marvin Browning kupotea
katikati mwa jiji kwa wiki kadhaa,

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kituo cha watoto yatima kilianza kutumika
mfumo wa marafiki.

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Nenda, Norbit!

39
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Rafiki yangu alikuwa Kate mdogo.

40
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Nenda, Norbit! Nenda, Norbit!

41
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Hiyo ni sawa. Unafanya vyema.

42
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Kate na mimi tulikuwa pamoja kila wakati.
Inacheza vikagua...

43
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- Ah, mtu.
- Ndiyo!

44
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...kutazama filamu za kutisha.

45
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Kwa nini, hata tulikusanyika pamoja.

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Na kisha siku moja, mimi na Kate tuliamua
kwamba tufunge ndoa.

47
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Tulifunga ndoa
chini ya mti mkubwa wa mwaloni.

48
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Sasa nakutamka mke wangu.

49
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Nami natamka wewe mume wangu.

50
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Ni tikiti maji.

51
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Yako ni apple ya kijani.

52
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Nadhani ni wakati wa sisi kubusiana sasa.

53
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Na tuliishi kwa furaha milele

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kwa takriban wiki mbili
mpaka akachukuliwa.

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Kwaheri, Norbit.

56
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Sikufanya sana kuendesha baiskeli
baada ya hapo.

57
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Wakati Kate aliondoka, kulikuwa na
idadi isiyo ya kawaida ya watoto katika kituo cha watoto yatima,

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kwa hivyo sikuwa na rafiki kwa muda.

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Na wakati mwingine nilikuwa na huzuni kidogo,

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lakini sikupoteza matumaini.

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Nilijua kuwa siku moja ningempata
mtu mwingine wa kushiriki maisha yangu naye.

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Nilichotakiwa kufanya ni kuwa mvumilivu tu.

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- Ulifanya hivyo kwa ajili gani?
- Kwa sababu tulihisi kama hiyo.

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- Utafanya nini kuhusu hilo?
- Utafanya nini kuhusu hilo?

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Mpotezaji.

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Achana nayo.

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Achana naye.

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- Anasema nani?
- Anasema nani?

69
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- Wewe ni nani?
- Rasputia. Jina lako ni nani?

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- Norbit.
- Norbit? Hilo ni jina la kijinga.

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- Kwa nini uliwapiga wavulana hao?
- Ili kukulinda.

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- Una rafiki wa kike, Nesbit?
- Norbit.

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Hapana.

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Naam, unafanya sasa.
Inua punda wako na ushike mkono wangu.

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- Sawa.
- Unaendeleaje?

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Kila kitu kilibadilika
mara moja nilikuwa na Rasputia kama mpenzi wangu.

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Tulijali kila mmoja,

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na watoto wengine
alianza kuniheshimu.

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nitachukua...

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- Norbit.
- Njoo.

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Na kwa sababu ya Rasputia,
kwa mara ya kwanza maishani mwangu,

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Nilikuwa na familia ya kweli.

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Rasputia alikuwa na kaka watatu.

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Jack Mkubwa Mweusi. Alikuwa mkubwa zaidi.

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Mguu.

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Kisha, kulikuwa na Bluu.

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Matiti.

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Na Earl. Alikuwa mtoto.

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Mrengo.

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Hakika walimpenda dada yao mdogo,

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na hivyo walinitendea
kama mmoja wao.

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Haya, Norbit.
Imehifadhi kipande bora zaidi kwako.

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- Hiyo ni nini?
- Punda wa Uturuki. Kula, mnyonyaji.

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Bon hamu.

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Bon hamu.

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Latimores walikuwa na sifa

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kwa kuwa mbaya zaidi,
watu wabaya zaidi mjini,

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lakini ni kwa sababu tu
watu hawakuwajua.

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Walikuwa kweli
watu wazuri sana, wachapa kazi.

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Walikimbia
kampuni ya ujenzi ya ndani,

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na hivi karibuni, kukabiliana na mahitaji
wa jamii...

102
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Ndio, Morris.

103
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...alikuwa amefungua biashara ndogo ya ulinzi.

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Ilikuwa huduma maarufu kwa kushangaza
kati ya wauzaji wa ndani.

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Hujanitikisa.
Mimi ni Mtaliano. Ninakutikisa chini.

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- Je!
- Ndiyo.

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Weka punda wake hapa.

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niko ndani.

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Kadiri muda ulivyopita,
Rasputia na mimi tulikaribia zaidi na zaidi,

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katika shule ya upili na watu wazima.

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Nilianza kufanya kazi kama mhasibu
katika biashara ya familia yake.

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Natarajia
simu muhimu leo, Norbit,

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kwa hivyo unapojibu simu,
jaribu na sauti nyeupe.

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Kwa hivyo unapojibu simu,
jaribu na sauti nyeupe.

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Ilikuwa kama kila kitu kilikuwa
hatimaye kuja pamoja.

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Ndiyo.

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Bila shaka,
Ilikuwa ni kawaida kwamba mimi na Rasputia

118
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ingechukua hatua inayofuata
katika uhusiano wetu.

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Sasa nakutamka wewe mume na mke.

120
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Unaweza kumbusu bibi arusi.

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Fungua mdomo wako.

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Nenda, Rasputia!

123
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Ilikuwa harusi ya hadithi,

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mwanzo wa sura mpya kabisa.

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Nilijua singekuwa mpweke tena.
Nilikuwa nimepata nafasi yangu duniani.

126
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Maskini Norbit. Mwanaume.

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Nyuma nilipokuwa kwenye mchezo,
Nilikuwa nikimwambia mama yangu,

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"Hos, hakuna mtu atakayelipa
ng'ombe kama anaweza kupata maziwa bure."

129
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Huna haja ya kuwa na wasiwasi
kuhusu huyu ndugu kununua maziwa,

130
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maana alinunua tu
ng'ombe mzima.

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Huyo pia ni ng'ombe maalum.

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Hiyo lazima iwe
siagi inatoka wapi.

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Imba hiyo shiti, msichana.

134
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Wao si dimples.
Hayo ni mashimo kwenye punda wake.

135
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Inaonekana kama Escalade
katika mavazi ya harusi.

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Ni onyesho la kutisha.

137
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Norbit. Una mwanamke gani.

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- Habari, wenzangu.
- Sisi sote tuna wivu, sawa, wavulana?

139
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- Ah, ndio. Njia ya wivu.
- Laiti ningekuwa na moja kama hiyo.

140
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Norbit, wacha nizungumze nawe kwa sekunde.

141
00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:11,134
Angalia, ili tu tuondoe.

142
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Ikiwa umewahi kumuumiza dada yangu kwa njia yoyote,

143
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kumfanya alie,
hata kumhuzunisha mara moja,

144
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Nakuja kwako
na wembe na maji ya limao.

145
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- Unanisikia?
- Ndiyo.

146
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Ninazungumza maumivu, kijana.

147
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Kuungua, kuumiza akili.

148
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Ninaelewa.

149
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- Unanielewa?
- Ndiyo, ndiyo, ndiyo.

150
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Sawa.

151
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- Karibu kwa familia.
- Asante.

152
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Mtu anachukua
hunk kubwa nje ya keki yangu!

153
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Unatazama nini?
Sikuwa na keki.

154
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Afadhali uzingatie biashara yako mbaya.

155
00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:10,631
Jambo, hujambo! Kila mtu!

156
00:11:10,736 --> 00:11:13,364
Mimi ni Bw. Wong.
Mimi ni mtu bora katika harusi.

157
00:11:13,472 --> 00:11:18,842
Ninahisi ni nafasi yangu kusema kitu,
fanya toast kwa bibi na bwana harusi,

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sema hadithi kuhusu Norbit.
Nampenda baba wa Norbit.

159
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Ninainua Norbit. Anapenda mtoto wangu mwenyewe.

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Na ninataka kusema hivyo
Nimechanganyikiwa sana, Norbit,

161
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kwamba wewe... Unamuoa Latimore.

162
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Sielewi, kwa sababu
Ulipokuwa mvulana mdogo, unasema,

163
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"Siku moja nitampata msichana wa ndoto zangu."
Na kisha kuoa sokwe.

164
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Natania, natania, natania.

165
00:11:43,669 --> 00:11:45,603
Mbona hujui utani
ukisikia utani?

166
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:48,265
Kwa nini unataka kupigana kwenye harusi?

167
00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:52,743
Tulia, kabla sihitaji
piga mtu punda humu. Sawa.

168
00:11:53,412 --> 00:11:55,642
Wakati Norbit mvulana mdogo tu,

169
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anapenda siku zote
kukimbia kila mahali uchi. Daima uchi.

170
00:12:01,620 --> 00:12:05,818
Na Norbit, alipokuwa mvulana mdogo tu,
alikuwa na pee-pee ukubwa wa roll ya yai.

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- Unajua, Norbit.
- Hiyo ni kweli.

172
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Na siku moja, chini ya kijito,
Norbit kukimbia uchi

173
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na nyoka mwenye sumu anaruka juu
na kuuma Norbit kulia juu ya punda.

174
00:12:19,972 --> 00:12:21,940
Karibu sana na shimo.

175
00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:27,068
Norbit kupita nje. Nadhani Norbit amekufa.

176
00:12:27,179 --> 00:12:31,309
Ninaenda kuangalia mapigo ya mvulana.
Bado yuko hai. Bado yuko hai!

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"Sawa," ninasema,
"Lazima nifanye kitu kuokoa mtoto."

178
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Kwa hivyo, ninaanza kufikiria,

179
00:12:37,323 --> 00:12:43,284
"Je, ninanyonya sumu kutoka kwa punda wa Norbit
au nimuache afe?"

180
00:12:44,730 --> 00:12:47,858
Ninafanya jambo la kuwajibika zaidi.

181
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Ninasema, "Kuzimu kwa hapana!

182
00:12:52,071 --> 00:12:53,971
"Norbit imetoka hapa,

183
00:12:54,073 --> 00:12:55,973
"kwa sababu ni muda mrefu kuzimu

184
00:12:56,075 --> 00:12:59,442
"kabla ya Wong kunyonya sumu
kutoka kwa punda wa mtu mwingine."

185
00:13:03,082 --> 00:13:06,415
Lakini jambo la kushangaza, la kushangaza
kutokea, Norbit.

186
00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:09,613
Ingawa sumu iko katika Norbit,
hatakufa.

187
00:13:09,722 --> 00:13:13,180
Norbit kupata nguvu na nguvu.

188
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Ndiyo maana najua, Norbit,
ndani kabisa ndani, una nguvu sana.

189
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Una nguvu kama shujaa.

190
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Ndio maana nakuambia, Norbit,
unaweza kuishi chochote.

191
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Hata...

192
00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:30,002
Kwa hivyo ninawaambia kila mtu hapa, na kwa Norbit,

193
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Nakutakia furaha na amani tele
na upendo,

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na ndizi nyingi kwa sokwe wako mpya.

195
00:13:39,585 --> 00:13:42,520
Natania tu. Kwa Norbit na Rasputia.

196
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Norbit, unajua
nini itakuwa hivyo kimapenzi?

197
00:13:46,192 --> 00:13:50,253
Ikiwa ungenibeba juu ya kizingiti
kama tone kidogo la chokoleti.

198
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Kuwa mpole, sasa.

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00:14:00,072 --> 00:14:01,937
Weka nyuma yako ndani yake.

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00:14:03,242 --> 00:14:06,473
Njoo, sasa. Kuwa mwanaume.
Wewe si mwanaume.

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Inasikitisha.

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00:14:12,284 --> 00:14:16,186
Rasputia, najua sisi sote tuna wasiwasi
kwa sababu hatujawahi kufanya hivi hapo awali,

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00:14:16,288 --> 00:14:19,815
lakini tunaweza kuchukua wakati wetu, mpenzi.
Katika wakati tamu.

204
00:14:26,098 --> 00:14:29,499
Rasputia alikuwa amejaa upendo.

205
00:14:32,137 --> 00:14:33,502
Krismasi Njema!

206
00:14:35,641 --> 00:14:37,404
Ho, ho, ho!

207
00:14:37,509 --> 00:14:40,034
Ulikuwa upendo uliotutegemeza
kwa miaka.

208
00:14:40,145 --> 00:14:41,237
Simama!

209
00:14:44,283 --> 00:14:46,843
187. Afisa chini.

210
00:14:46,986 --> 00:14:49,147
Na bado inaendelea kwa nguvu.

211
00:14:50,089 --> 00:14:51,647
Heri ya Siku ya Marais!

212
00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:56,490
Mungu ibariki Marekani.

213
00:14:57,796 --> 00:15:02,631
Na kwa hivyo, tulianza maisha yetu pamoja,
kama wanandoa wengine wote wenye furaha.

214
00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:04,462
Asubuhi, Rasputia.

215
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:06,060
"Asubuhi, Rasputia," punda wangu.

216
00:15:06,171 --> 00:15:08,298
Nakuambia nini. Afadhali ufanye kitu
kuhusu mbwa huyo wa ajabu,

217
00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:09,567
kwa sababu sitakuwa
kupata hofu

218
00:15:09,675 --> 00:15:10,972
bila mbwa kwenye mali yangu mwenyewe.

219
00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:13,271
Ninaumwa nayo! Nitatoka nje
na uninunulie bunduki ya pellet!

220
00:15:13,379 --> 00:15:14,846
Na kisha nitampa
kitu cha kubweka

221
00:15:14,947 --> 00:15:18,508
wakati mimi kuanza popping pellets
katika punda wake mdogo mwenye macho ya mdudu.

222
00:15:19,618 --> 00:15:23,076
Kutembea na wewe,
sasa nitachelewa kwa darasa la ngoma.

223
00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:30,353
Mungu akulaani, Norbit.

224
00:15:30,462 --> 00:15:33,454
Ni mara ngapi nilipata kukuambia, lini
unaendesha gari langu, usirekebishe kiti changu!

225
00:15:33,565 --> 00:15:36,966
- Sijagusa kiti chako.
- Kwa nini basi ni juu sana?

226
00:15:37,069 --> 00:15:40,266
Inaonekana imerudi
kadiri inavyoendelea, Rasputia.

227
00:15:40,472 --> 00:15:41,905
Hapana, umeihamisha. Naweza kusema, kwa sababu angalia,

228
00:15:42,007 --> 00:15:44,942
ninapovuta pumzi,
titty yangu kupiga honi. Sikiliza.

229
00:15:45,044 --> 00:15:46,306
Unaona hilo?

230
00:15:47,813 --> 00:15:50,145
- Hiyo si sawa.
- Nasikia.

231
00:15:50,249 --> 00:15:53,343
Hiyo inathibitisha kisayansi
kwamba ulikuwa unarekebisha kiti changu.

232
00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:55,545
- Hiyo sio sayansi.
- Ni. Sasa acha tu.

233
00:15:55,654 --> 00:15:58,054
- Sio sayansi.
- Nilisema basi iende.

234
00:15:58,157 --> 00:16:00,853
- Mimi tu ...
- Nilisema ni sayansi, Mungu ailaani.

235
00:16:05,397 --> 00:16:10,357
Kwa nini unadhani nataka kuuza
Mkahawa wa Golden Wonton?

236
00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:11,663
Nilipata biashara nzuri.

237
00:16:11,770 --> 00:16:14,295
Inajiendesha yenyewe.
Ninapata pesa nyingi hapa.

238
00:16:14,406 --> 00:16:20,675
Kila mwanaume alipata bei.
Tunadhani hii inaweza kuwa yako.

239
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:38,930
Na hapa kuna ofa yangu.

240
00:16:46,271 --> 00:16:49,001
- Samahani.
- Sawa, ni wakati wa kwenda.

241
00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:56,876
Sipendi watu wengine wa mjini.
Sikumtishika Latimore.

242
00:16:56,982 --> 00:17:00,782
- Umekosea, Wong. Pumzika jamani.
- Kuwa baridi na jambo hilo, Bw. Wong.

243
00:17:00,886 --> 00:17:02,581
Ling Ling, pata bastola yangu!

244
00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:05,748
Huyo jamaa ni kichaa.
Hebu tuondoke kuzimu!

245
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:09,419
Sijawahi kumuuzia Latimore! Milele! Milele!

246
00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:15,463
Sawa! Uko tayari, darasa?
Je! nyote mko tayari?

247
00:17:15,567 --> 00:17:19,162
Tutatoboa!
Tutapenya!

248
00:17:19,505 --> 00:17:20,802
Tutazunguka!

249
00:17:21,306 --> 00:17:22,671
Tutapiga palpitate!

250
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:28,039
Yote kwa sababu tunataka kutawala bate,
sanaa ya nguvu-bomba mafuta.

251
00:17:28,414 --> 00:17:31,383
Njoo, na uguse mafuta kwa nguvu.
Chukua hiyo, gusa mafuta kwa nguvu.

252
00:17:31,483 --> 00:17:33,314
Haya, unapata punda wako mwembamba
nje ya njia yangu.

253
00:17:33,419 --> 00:17:36,149
Moja, mbili, tatu, nne.
Nikaingia poo, bora niifute.

254
00:17:36,255 --> 00:17:39,383
Moja, mbili, tatu, nne.
Moja, mbili, tatu, nne.

255
00:17:39,491 --> 00:17:43,154
Nikaingia poo, bora niifute.
Moja, mbili, tatu, nne.

256
00:17:43,262 --> 00:17:46,288
Panda farasi. Panda farasi!

257
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:51,465
Endelea kufoka, nyote!
Endelea kupiga! Na telezesha!

258
00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:55,768
Bonyeza clackety clackety! Njoo, telezesha!
Bonyeza clackety clackety! Telezesha tu!

259
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:59,275
Hawa wanakuja polisi.
Hawa wanakuja polisi.

260
00:17:59,378 --> 00:18:02,677
Wananipeleka jela.
Wananipeleka jela.

261
00:18:02,781 --> 00:18:06,114
Ngoma ya mto. Haya, wazungu.
Ngoma ya mto. Haya, wazungu.

262
00:18:06,218 --> 00:18:07,947
Ngoma ya mto. Njoo.

263
00:18:08,053 --> 00:18:09,918
Sasa, pampu, pampu, pampu, pampu,
nisukume juu.

264
00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:11,614
Pampu, pampu, pampu, pampu,
nisukume chini.

265
00:18:11,723 --> 00:18:17,252
Na moja, mbili, tatu, nne, tano, sita,
saba, nane, tisa, kumi, kumi na moja, kumi na mbili.

266
00:18:17,362 --> 00:18:20,627
Na kunyoosha nje.
Fanya kazi eneo lako lote la bicuspids,

267
00:18:20,732 --> 00:18:24,600
wako wote wawili na watu wa jinsia mbili.
Nzuri sana.

268
00:18:24,703 --> 00:18:26,068
Samahani, Buster?

269
00:18:26,171 --> 00:18:27,798
Nadhani ninahitaji
marekebisho kidogo hapa.

270
00:18:27,906 --> 00:18:30,033
Angalia wewe,
kuangalia kama Malenge Kubwa, msichana.

271
00:18:30,142 --> 00:18:31,939
Hila au kutibu. Nini kinaendelea?

272
00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:35,275
Kweli, ona, nilizaliwa na hip hila
na ilinifanya niwe mwembamba sana.

273
00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:37,871
Unaona, mimi ni kama licorice. Tazama.

274
00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:41,309
Mungu, msichana,
ambayo inaonekana kama mwezi wa mavuno.

275
00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:44,651
- Badilisha kaka kuwa mbwa mwitu.
- Unahitaji tu kuacha.

276
00:18:44,756 --> 00:18:48,021
Unajua nini?
Je, unafanya masomo yoyote ya kibinafsi?

277
00:18:48,927 --> 00:18:52,158
Ningeweza kufanya masomo ya kibinafsi
kama unaweza kunifanyia upendeleo kidogo.

278
00:18:52,264 --> 00:18:53,322
Ni nini hicho?

279
00:18:53,432 --> 00:18:58,062
Unahitaji tu kuzungumza na ndugu zako wadogo
kuhusu kufadhili kanda yangu ndogo ya video.

280
00:18:58,170 --> 00:18:59,933
Ninajaribu kutengeneza bomba la nguvu
kimataifa zaidi.

281
00:19:00,038 --> 00:19:01,596
Ninajaribu kuwa kama Billy Blanks,

282
00:19:01,707 --> 00:19:03,299
lakini pesa mara mbili
na nusu Tupu.

283
00:19:03,408 --> 00:19:05,103
Hilo ni wazo zuri.

284
00:19:05,210 --> 00:19:09,340
Labda nitafanya, labda nitafanya.
Lakini, kwanza, sina budi kupata somo hilo la faragha.

285
00:19:09,448 --> 00:19:11,541
Sawa. Nipigie, msichana.

286
00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:14,619
- Nitakuita.
- Nitakuwa mchezaji wako wa kibinafsi.

287
00:19:18,524 --> 00:19:20,287
- Lazima iwe Jumamosi.
- Kwa nini ni hivyo?

288
00:19:20,592 --> 00:19:23,186
Kwa sababu hapa anakuja Norbit,
sawa kwenye ratiba.

289
00:19:24,029 --> 00:19:26,190
Karibu umwekee saa yako.

290
00:19:27,533 --> 00:19:30,661
Halo, Papa Yesu Mtamu
na Mola Mrehemu.

291
00:19:30,769 --> 00:19:31,963
Mnaendeleaje, wenzangu?

292
00:19:32,070 --> 00:19:33,094
Biashara ni nzuri.

293
00:19:33,205 --> 00:19:35,730
Biashara ni nzuri.
Ni karibu kama siku nzuri za zamani.

294
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:36,808
Ndiyo, kwa kweli.

295
00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:38,171
Unamaanisha nini,
"siku nzuri za zamani"?

296
00:19:38,277 --> 00:19:40,837
Siku nzuri za zamani, mtu,
nyuma wakati tulikuwa pimping, Norbit.

297
00:19:40,946 --> 00:19:41,935
Unajua.

298
00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:43,342
- Nyinyi watu mlizoea kulaumiwa?
- "Umezoea"?

299
00:19:43,448 --> 00:19:46,747
Huo ni ukiukaji. Bado kugombana.
Mara moja pimp, daima pimp.

300
00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:49,013
- Daima. Milele.
- Mchezaji wa bosi.

301
00:19:49,388 --> 00:19:51,322
Rasputia alinituma hapa
kupata kawaida.

302
00:19:51,423 --> 00:19:52,447
Nyie mmefunguliwa, sawa?

303
00:19:52,591 --> 00:19:54,582
Tunafungua kila wakati.
Nenda na ujipeleke huko, Norbit.

304
00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:55,887
Tutakuwekea hilo.

305
00:19:59,298 --> 00:20:00,993
-Moniqua!
- Ndio, baba.

306
00:20:01,099 --> 00:20:04,557
Unaweza kupata King Kong
ndoo tatu kubwa, mchuzi wa ziada?

307
00:20:04,670 --> 00:20:06,160
- Tafadhali usipunguze mafuta.
- Ndio, baba.

308
00:20:06,271 --> 00:20:08,466
Tafadhali usipunguze mafuta hayo.
Ataniua.

309
00:20:08,574 --> 00:20:10,098
Norbit, wakati nilipata umakini wako,

310
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:13,440
naweza kukuvutia kwa viatu vipya,
labda kukata nywele?

311
00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:15,513
Vipi kuhusu kuoga au kuzama?

312
00:20:15,614 --> 00:20:18,276
Halo, usiniambie
nyie mlinunua duka la kuoga pia?

313
00:20:18,383 --> 00:20:20,715
Inafaa kabisa, mwanaume.
Tulikuwa tunawauzia johns vijiti.

314
00:20:20,819 --> 00:20:23,287
Sasa tunauza john kwa mabichi.

315
00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:26,585
- Vitanda, bitches, na zaidi!
- Inaonekana kama pesa kwangu.

316
00:20:26,692 --> 00:20:27,716
Hapana, asante, wavulana.

317
00:20:27,826 --> 00:20:30,021
Lazima niende kufanya onyesho la vikaragosi
kwa watoto katika kituo cha watoto yatima.

318
00:20:30,128 --> 00:20:31,095
Kwenye kituo cha watoto yatima?

319
00:20:31,196 --> 00:20:33,460
Hilo ni jambo zuri unalofanya
kwa hao watoto wadogo huko.

320
00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:35,089
Kwa nini usichukue
majivuno haya madogo madogo

321
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:36,462
kule kwa hao watoto wadogo?

322
00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:39,332
Lo, hiyo ni nzuri, wavulana. Hiyo ni tamu.

323
00:20:39,438 --> 00:20:42,100
Subiri, vibaraka wangu! Nimesahau vibaraka wangu!

324
00:20:42,207 --> 00:20:43,674
Lazima niende. Lazima niende, nyie.

325
00:20:43,775 --> 00:20:45,640
- Wapi vibaraka wake?
- Hana vikaragosi.

326
00:20:51,650 --> 00:20:54,380
Rasputia anafanya nini nyumbani mapema sana?

327
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:58,553
'Sputia?

328
00:21:03,028 --> 00:21:04,052
Ah, ndio, msichana.

329
00:21:04,162 --> 00:21:05,754
Njoo, msichana, hiyo ni chokoleti tamu!

330
00:21:05,864 --> 00:21:08,492
Sawa, una shida, sasa.
Wewe katika shida. Una shida, sasa.

331
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:11,865
Mimi ni Willy Wonka.
Amka kwenye hiyo Oompa Loompa.

332
00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:19,310
Hiyo ni tamu. Oh, ndiyo.
Chukua yote hayo, msichana.

333
00:21:19,411 --> 00:21:22,107
Ichukue na utu wako mkubwa wa zamani, msichana.
Hujawahi kuwa nayo kama hii.

334
00:21:22,214 --> 00:21:24,444
Hujawahi kuwa nayo hivi!

335
00:21:24,549 --> 00:21:26,278
Kuzimu, ndio.
Njoo, tutafanya nguruwe kwenye blanketi.

336
00:21:26,385 --> 00:21:27,750
Njoo, nguruwe katika blanketi.

337
00:21:27,853 --> 00:21:30,481
- Sasa kelele. Piga kelele! Piga kelele!
- Oink, oink, oink!

338
00:21:30,589 --> 00:21:31,647
Kuchukua kutoka nyuma.

339
00:21:31,757 --> 00:21:35,488
Damn, nahisi kama Willy Wonka,
Chokoleti tamu hii yote kwenye hii ...

340
00:21:36,595 --> 00:21:42,056
Habari. Unaendeleaje jamani?
Una nini kizuri, ndugu?

341
00:21:42,167 --> 00:21:44,294
Mambo vipi jamani? Unaendeleaje?

342
00:21:44,403 --> 00:21:46,428
Mimi nina Bust-a-move Perkin.
Unaendeleaje?

343
00:21:46,538 --> 00:21:48,130
Mwanaume, mke wako alikuwa
tu kuzungumza juu yako.

344
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:49,935
Mwanaume, anakupenda.

345
00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:55,207
- Wewe ni mwalimu wa densi ya bomba la Rasputia.
- Mwanadamu, kwa kweli, mimi ndiye gwiji wake wa bomba la nguvu.

346
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:57,942
Nilikuwa hapa tu
kumpa somo la bomba kidogo.

347
00:21:58,050 --> 00:21:59,745
Lakini uko uchi.

348
00:22:00,018 --> 00:22:02,384
Hiyo ni ili tu aweze kuona
vikundi mbalimbali vya misuli

349
00:22:02,487 --> 00:22:03,818
huku nikipitia taratibu mbalimbali.

350
00:22:03,922 --> 00:22:07,517
Unaona hilo hapo?
Huwezi kuona hilo kwa turtleneck.

351
00:22:09,127 --> 00:22:10,651
Na una...

352
00:22:10,762 --> 00:22:13,822
Ah, mtu,
Nina shauku ya kweli kuhusu dansi.

353
00:22:13,932 --> 00:22:16,594
Unaweza kusema neno "ngoma"
na anaruka tu. Ngoma!

354
00:22:16,702 --> 00:22:18,431
Unaona hilo? Unaona hiyo hapo?

355
00:22:18,704 --> 00:22:19,796
'Sputia?

356
00:22:19,905 --> 00:22:21,896
Norbit, Buster ni mgeni nyumbani kwetu.

357
00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:23,668
Unathubutuje kusingizia
kitu kama hicho?

358
00:22:23,775 --> 00:22:25,333
Ndio, Obiti!

359
00:22:25,444 --> 00:22:28,709
Unathubutuje kusingizia
kitu kama hicho!

360
00:22:28,814 --> 00:22:33,547
Unajua, kwa kweli nimechukizwa
kwa shutuma zako, unaelewa?

361
00:22:33,652 --> 00:22:37,019
Na badala ya kukaa hapa na kuwa na
mapambano ya kivita na wewe,

362
00:22:37,122 --> 00:22:39,590
kwa sababu mimi ni mtu anayemcha Mungu,

363
00:22:39,691 --> 00:22:44,060
Mimi ni kama Yesu H. Kristo
ungefanya katika hali kama hiyo

364
00:22:44,162 --> 00:22:46,960
na nitageuza shavu lingine.

365
00:22:47,065 --> 00:22:48,362
Amina.

366
00:22:53,004 --> 00:22:54,995
Una furaha sasa?

367
00:22:55,107 --> 00:22:57,075
Rasputia, ulinidanganya!

368
00:22:57,175 --> 00:22:58,802
Tazama, nilimwambia punda wako
hakuna kilichotokea,

369
00:22:58,910 --> 00:22:59,968
na wakati mwingine unasema
ilitokea tena,

370
00:23:00,078 --> 00:23:02,512
Nitagonga meno yako
toa mdomo wako.

371
00:23:03,115 --> 00:23:05,675
Rasputia, tuliweka nadhiri.
Mimi ni mume wako.

372
00:23:06,451 --> 00:23:10,182
Rasputia, tulifanya nadhiri,
na umenidanganya!

373
00:23:10,522 --> 00:23:12,387
Haijawahi kutokea!

374
00:23:13,959 --> 00:23:15,551
Ndiyo, ilifanya!

375
00:23:15,660 --> 00:23:19,721
Na hiyo inakufanya
malkia wa makahaba!

376
00:23:25,203 --> 00:23:26,670
Habari, Norbit!

377
00:23:34,179 --> 00:23:35,737
Kimbieni kwa ajili ya maisha yenu!

378
00:23:38,850 --> 00:23:40,112
Mwanaharamu! Njoo hapa!

379
00:23:42,721 --> 00:23:45,019
Ewe Musa mpendwa! Oh, Mungu wangu!

380
00:23:45,123 --> 00:23:47,489
Njoo hapa! Njoo hapa!
Njoo hapa kwangu!

381
00:23:47,592 --> 00:23:48,752
Hapana! Niache!

382
00:23:48,860 --> 00:23:50,487
Wewe si kitu
lakini mwoga wa ajabu!

383
00:23:50,595 --> 00:23:51,960
Saddle jambazi!

384
00:23:57,803 --> 00:24:00,067
Hiyo ndio punda wako mweusi wa kijinga anapata!

385
00:24:00,172 --> 00:24:02,265
Natumai umevunja punda!

386
00:24:03,975 --> 00:24:05,533
Kwa kuwa unahisi kukimbia, Norbit,

387
00:24:05,644 --> 00:24:08,477
kwanini usiendeshe punda wako
chini ya Ubavu Shak

388
00:24:08,580 --> 00:24:10,982
na unipatie rundo fupi la mbavu?

389
00:24:10,982 --> 00:24:11,812
Na unipatie rundo fupi la mbavu?

390
00:24:11,917 --> 00:24:14,477
Mchuzi wa ziada wa moto.

391
00:24:14,586 --> 00:24:17,987
Haya yote yanakuweka sawa
imenifanya nife njaa.

392
00:24:25,931 --> 00:24:27,990
Mimi ni Goose Mdogo Mwekundu,

393
00:24:28,099 --> 00:24:30,727
kutembea msituni,
kujali biashara yangu mwenyewe,

394
00:24:30,836 --> 00:24:32,701
wakati wote mara moja...

395
00:24:32,804 --> 00:24:33,930
Habari.

396
00:24:34,039 --> 00:24:37,702
- Wewe ni nani?
- Mimi ndiye nguruwe mkubwa, mbaya wa msitu.

397
00:24:37,809 --> 00:24:40,573
Jamani, una macho gani makubwa, Nguruwe.

398
00:24:40,679 --> 00:24:42,670
Bora kukuona na, Goose.

399
00:24:42,781 --> 00:24:46,046
Na jamani, una pua kubwa kama nini, Nguruwe.

400
00:24:46,151 --> 00:24:49,780
Bora kunusa harufu mbaya
vitu vizuri ulivyopata kwenye kikapu chako.

401
00:24:49,888 --> 00:24:52,516
Haya, wacha niangalie huko.

402
00:24:52,624 --> 00:24:56,788
Oh, hapana, huna.
Utajaribu kuiba chakula changu.

403
00:24:56,895 --> 00:24:58,328
Hapana, sitaiba chakula chako.

404
00:24:58,430 --> 00:25:01,228
Usiruhusu nguruwe huyo
kukusukuma karibu, Goose.

405
00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:04,461
Ndio, nimechoka
unanisukuma huku na huku.

406
00:25:04,569 --> 00:25:06,628
Tazama, nimechoka
kucheza na punda wako, bitch.

407
00:25:06,738 --> 00:25:08,330
Najua una mbavu kwenye kikapu hicho.

408
00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:09,805
Bora uwape laini

409
00:25:09,908 --> 00:25:12,342
au nitavunja kwato zangu
katika punda wako wa goose.

410
00:25:12,444 --> 00:25:15,208
Oh, kweli? Naam, kwa nini usiinuke
mbali na wavivu wako nyuma

411
00:25:15,313 --> 00:25:17,440
na ushuke hadi kwenye Ubavu wa Shak
na kupata mbavu zako mwenyewe?

412
00:25:17,549 --> 00:25:20,177
Au bora zaidi,
kwanini usimwite Buster tu

413
00:25:20,285 --> 00:25:22,378
na kumwambia aje
na kukugonga kwa nguvu,

414
00:25:22,487 --> 00:25:24,614
kwa sababu pamoja na kuwa
nguruwe wa msituni,

415
00:25:24,723 --> 00:25:27,521
wewe pia ni tandiko,
kahaba, nguruwe...

416
00:25:27,626 --> 00:25:31,756
Norbit! Unafanya nini?
Hii inapaswa kuwa onyesho la watoto.

417
00:25:31,863 --> 00:25:35,890
Hii nikumbushe
ya filamu ya Kichina ya ugoro niliyowahi kuigiza pamoja.

418
00:25:36,001 --> 00:25:39,437
samahani. Nilipata kubebwa kidogo.

419
00:25:39,638 --> 00:25:42,607
Wow, Norbit,
hiyo ilikuwa show ya vikaragosi.

420
00:25:44,843 --> 00:25:48,176
Lo, njoo. Hunikumbuki?

421
00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:53,408
- Kate. Kate.
- Njoo hapa!

422
00:25:53,518 --> 00:25:56,976
Kate! Kate! Ee Mungu!
Siwezi kuamini! Kate!

423
00:25:57,289 --> 00:25:59,348
Kweli, naweza kukumbatia?

424
00:26:02,227 --> 00:26:03,717
Norbit.

425
00:26:05,330 --> 00:26:07,491
Ni kama zamani.

426
00:26:07,599 --> 00:26:10,295
Labda nyinyi wawili nendeni mkachukue kinyesi pamoja.

427
00:26:16,942 --> 00:26:19,103
Eneo hili halijabadilika hata kidogo.

428
00:26:19,210 --> 00:26:22,976
Oh, ndiyo. Baadhi ya samani hizi
hata kurudi kwa mtindo.

429
00:26:23,081 --> 00:26:25,345
Kwa hiyo, ni muda gani
utakuwa unatembelea?

430
00:26:25,450 --> 00:26:27,680
Hapana, sitembelei. Ninarudi nyuma.

431
00:26:27,786 --> 00:26:30,619
Kweli? Lo!

432
00:26:30,722 --> 00:26:33,418
Niliuza biashara yangu ya nguo huko Atlanta,

433
00:26:33,525 --> 00:26:36,722
na nitatumia pesa
kununua kituo cha watoto yatima.

434
00:26:36,828 --> 00:26:38,261
Je!

435
00:26:38,897 --> 00:26:43,334
Bw. Wong anazeeka.
Anataka kwenda kuvua nyangumi, kwa hivyo ...

436
00:26:43,802 --> 00:26:47,829
Unajua, imekuwa ndoto yangu kila wakati
kurudi hapa na kuchukua madaraka.

437
00:26:48,106 --> 00:26:49,937
Hiyo ni nzuri.

438
00:26:51,643 --> 00:26:53,110
Norbit, angalia.

439
00:26:54,946 --> 00:26:57,676
Huo ndio mti tuliooana chini yake.

440
00:26:59,918 --> 00:27:02,443
Unajua, bado nina pete yangu.

441
00:27:03,455 --> 00:27:05,218
Nilikula yangu.

442
00:27:06,891 --> 00:27:09,485
Nilikukumbuka sana ulipoondoka.

443
00:27:10,829 --> 00:27:12,592
Nilikukosa pia.

444
00:27:15,066 --> 00:27:16,658
Hiyo ni gari yangu.

445
00:27:17,736 --> 00:27:20,967
Kwa kweli hatukupata nafasi
kupata mengi.

446
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:25,508
Nitarudi mjini Jumanne.
Unataka kula chakula cha mchana?

447
00:27:26,044 --> 00:27:28,638
Ndio, ningependa
kula chakula cha mchana Jumanne.

448
00:27:28,747 --> 00:27:29,975
- Ninapenda chakula cha mchana.
- Sawa.

449
00:27:30,081 --> 00:27:33,812
Chakula cha mchana, ndiyo. Kwa hakika.
Ninapenda chakula cha mchana. Jumanne.

450
00:27:34,285 --> 00:27:35,343
Nitakuona Jumanne.

451
00:27:35,453 --> 00:27:39,048
Tutaonana Jumanne.
Tutakuwa na chakula cha mchana Jumanne.

452
00:27:39,991 --> 00:27:41,549
Jumanne.

453
00:27:41,993 --> 00:27:44,689
Jumanne. Jumanne.

454
00:27:44,796 --> 00:27:48,459
Jumanne, Jumanne, Jumanne, Jumanne,
Jumanne.

455
00:27:48,733 --> 00:27:52,499
Jumanne, Jumanne, Jumanne, Jumanne,
Jumanne, Jumanne, Jumanne...

456
00:27:52,604 --> 00:27:56,404
Jumanne, Jumanne, Jumanne, Jumanne,
Jumanne, Jumanne...

457
00:28:01,713 --> 00:28:04,238
Jumanne, Jumanne, Jumanne, Jumanne.

458
00:28:04,349 --> 00:28:07,512
Jumanne, Jumanne...

459
00:28:07,619 --> 00:28:11,555
Sema "Jumanne" tena
na hautaona Jumatano!

460
00:28:11,656 --> 00:28:13,783
Nimeipata. Nitaipata. Jumanne.

461
00:28:14,459 --> 00:28:17,223
Jumanne, Jumanne, Jumanne.

462
00:28:18,163 --> 00:28:19,960
- Buster. Unaendeleaje? Unaonekana mzuri.
- Jambo.

463
00:28:20,065 --> 00:28:22,226
- Ah, asante, mtu.
- Ni vizuri kukuona. Ni vizuri kukuona.

464
00:28:22,333 --> 00:28:24,324
Asante.
Nilidhani utakuwa kazini.

465
00:28:24,436 --> 00:28:25,698
Ndio, niko njiani kutoka sasa.

466
00:28:25,804 --> 00:28:27,965
Lakini hey, angalia,
kuna bia baridi kwenye jokofu

467
00:28:28,073 --> 00:28:30,200
na kuna shuka safi juu ya kitanda.
Nenda ukapate somo zuri la kucheza.

468
00:28:30,308 --> 00:28:31,468
- Sawa.
- Sawa.

469
00:28:31,576 --> 00:28:32,804
Gusa kwa nguvu.

470
00:28:32,911 --> 00:28:35,709
Nzuri sana, nzuri sana.

471
00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:39,183
Jumanne.

472
00:28:42,353 --> 00:28:44,878
Mtoto wako ana shida gani?
Amepoa sana ghafla.

473
00:28:44,989 --> 00:28:48,823
Ndio, sijui kuzimu kuna nini
ndani yake, lakini najua nilipata homa ya dansi.

474
00:28:48,927 --> 00:28:51,395
Uko tayari kwa bomba kidogo la nguvu, huh?

475
00:28:52,831 --> 00:28:54,628
Bwana, nipe nguvu.

476
00:28:55,366 --> 00:28:56,958
Hujambo, Sam, Jumanne njema.

477
00:28:57,068 --> 00:28:58,228
Norbit.

478
00:28:58,336 --> 00:28:59,462
Norbit.

479
00:28:59,571 --> 00:29:02,438
- Halo, Kate. Habari.
- Njoo, nimepata meza.

480
00:29:02,540 --> 00:29:04,235
Kubwa. Nimekuwa nikitarajia hii
wiki nzima.

481
00:29:04,342 --> 00:29:05,809
Nzuri.

482
00:29:05,910 --> 00:29:07,537
Habari.

483
00:29:08,179 --> 00:29:09,237
Habari. Yeye ni nani?

484
00:29:09,347 --> 00:29:11,406
Norbit, huyu ni mchumba wangu, Deion Hughes.

485
00:29:11,516 --> 00:29:14,508
Unaendeleaje mtu wangu?
Keti, kaa, kaa, kaa.

486
00:29:14,619 --> 00:29:16,746
- Huyu ni mchumba wako?
- Ndiyo, bwana.

487
00:29:16,855 --> 00:29:19,688
Nilikuwa nikimwambia Deion tu kwamba wewe na mimi
walikuwa marafiki katika kituo cha watoto yatima.

488
00:29:19,791 --> 00:29:21,725
Sasa yeye na mimi ni marafiki marafiki.

489
00:29:21,826 --> 00:29:25,762
Aibu kwako, mwanaume,
kumwacha msichana aende hivi. Najisikia kwa ajili yako.

490
00:29:25,864 --> 00:29:28,332
Na kwa hivyo Deion ana uzoefu huu wote
katika mali isiyohamishika,

491
00:29:28,433 --> 00:29:31,368
kwa hivyo atanisaidia kununua
kituo cha watoto yatima, Norbit. Inasisimua sana!

492
00:29:31,469 --> 00:29:33,198
Hapana, subiri, subiri. Hapana, hapana.
Punguza polepole, polepole.

493
00:29:33,304 --> 00:29:35,966
Namaanisha, unajua,
tuko hapa tu kuichunguza.

494
00:29:36,074 --> 00:29:38,133
Sawa? Hili ni yai la kiota chake,
unajua.

495
00:29:38,243 --> 00:29:39,904
simtaki
kufanya maamuzi yoyote ya haraka

496
00:29:40,011 --> 00:29:41,808
kwamba anaweza kujuta baadaye, unajua?

497
00:29:41,913 --> 00:29:44,438
Alifanya kazi kwa bidii sana kwa pesa hizi,
jamani, unajua ninamaanisha nini?

498
00:29:44,549 --> 00:29:47,074
Deion, unachukua
utunzaji mzuri wa kunijali, mtoto.

499
00:29:47,185 --> 00:29:49,847
Ni kazi yangu. Achana nayo.

500
00:29:50,588 --> 00:29:51,987
Sawa?

501
00:29:56,761 --> 00:29:59,286
Je, hupendi Jumanne tu?

502
00:30:04,335 --> 00:30:08,362
Lloyd, niambie tu kwa nini inaumiza
sana GD.

503
00:30:12,911 --> 00:30:14,401
Kuna nini, kijana?

504
00:30:14,512 --> 00:30:18,573
Unahisi tetemeko la ardhi
au aina nyingine ya msiba wa asili?

505
00:30:24,055 --> 00:30:25,886
Hiyo ni yangu tu...

506
00:30:26,524 --> 00:30:27,821
Mke wangu.

507
00:30:38,069 --> 00:30:40,230
Mwanaume anahitaji nafasi yake mwenyewe.

508
00:30:49,948 --> 00:30:53,611
Hatimaye! Kwa ajili ya upendo wa Kaini.

509
00:30:59,591 --> 00:31:01,058
Musa!

510
00:31:02,427 --> 00:31:05,328
Nitawaona wanyonyaji
kesho kwenye picnic!

511
00:31:20,511 --> 00:31:22,479
Jamani, Norbit!
Ni mara ngapi nililazimika kukuambia,

512
00:31:22,580 --> 00:31:23,911
usiwe na fujo na kiti changu cha gari!

513
00:31:24,015 --> 00:31:25,880
Hakuna mtu aliyegusa kiti chako cha zamani, cha kijinga.

514
00:31:25,984 --> 00:31:29,351
Halafu vipi
yote yamechafuka hivi, basi?

515
00:31:29,454 --> 00:31:31,422
Unajua, Rasputia,
umekuwa unakula sana hivi karibuni

516
00:31:31,522 --> 00:31:36,118
kuna uwezekano mkubwa sana...
Gari inapungua.

517
00:31:36,227 --> 00:31:39,219
Huenda inapungua.
Gari inakuwa ndogo.

518
00:31:39,330 --> 00:31:44,029
Ndio, unaweza kuwa sawa. Kumekuwa na mvua
sana hivi karibuni. Hali ya hewa hii yote yenye unyevunyevu.

519
00:31:44,135 --> 00:31:47,662
- Ah, ndio? Hiyo itaifanya kupungua.
- Hali ya hewa hii ni unyevu sana.

520
00:31:54,045 --> 00:31:55,706
Unaendeleaje?

521
00:32:00,118 --> 00:32:03,485
Usitamani mpenzi wako
ilikuwa moto kama mimi

522
00:32:03,588 --> 00:32:06,386
Usitamani mpenzi wako
alikuwa kituko kama mimi

523
00:32:06,891 --> 00:32:08,188
Usiogope

524
00:32:09,394 --> 00:32:12,329
Mwangalie huyo mbwa pale,
kunikodolea macho.

525
00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:15,126
Rasputia, unafanya nini?

526
00:32:15,233 --> 00:32:16,495
Nyamaza!

527
00:32:17,068 --> 00:32:20,799
- Hey, polepole! Utampiga!
- Nimekupata sasa. Nimekupata sasa!

528
00:32:23,741 --> 00:32:25,800
- Acha! Hapana!
- Nitakupata. nitakupata.

529
00:32:25,910 --> 00:32:29,073
Rasputia, usifanye! Hapana! Hapana! Hapana!

530
00:32:35,620 --> 00:32:37,387
Najua sauti hiyo inamaanisha nini!

531
00:32:37,488 --> 00:32:39,718
Gome! Unaendeleaje!

532
00:32:39,824 --> 00:32:41,018
Lloyd!

533
00:32:42,093 --> 00:32:44,220
Inatosha.

534
00:32:44,329 --> 00:32:47,355
Sasa, wapi kuzimu
unafikiri unaenda?

535
00:32:47,699 --> 00:32:49,326
Lloyd yuko hospitalini kwa sababu yako!

536
00:32:49,434 --> 00:32:51,459
Ndiyo, hiyo ni kweli.
Niliweka punda wake mdogo hospitalini.

537
00:32:51,569 --> 00:32:54,163
Na ningeiweka kwenye chumba cha maiti, pia,
ikiwa haukusumbua na kiti changu cha gari.

538
00:32:54,272 --> 00:32:55,671
Ilitupilia mbali ustadi wangu wa kuendesha gari.

539
00:32:55,773 --> 00:33:02,303
Rasputia, wewe ni mtu mbaya, ubinafsi, baridi,
mwanamke asiye na moyo, na ninakuacha!

540
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:04,505
- Unaniacha?
- Ndiyo!

541
00:33:05,283 --> 00:33:07,012
Naam, wapi kuzimu
unafikiri unakwenda, risasi kubwa?

542
00:33:07,118 --> 00:33:08,847
Huna pesa.
Huna familia.

543
00:33:08,953 --> 00:33:10,545
Kila kitu kiko kwa jina langu, gari,
nyumba...

544
00:33:10,655 --> 00:33:13,146
Wewe si kitu na hautafanya
kamwe kuwa kitu bila mimi, Norbit!

545
00:33:13,257 --> 00:33:17,193
Norbit, huwezi kuondoka!
Norbit, tafadhali, nina mtoto!

546
00:33:19,630 --> 00:33:21,257
Na mtoto?

547
00:33:21,366 --> 00:33:25,803
Oh, ndiyo, Norbit, huwezi kusema?
Ninapata tumbo kidogo.

548
00:33:26,871 --> 00:33:29,897
Na matiti yangu yote yanauma na yanauma.

549
00:33:30,041 --> 00:33:33,340
Ah, Norbit, tutakuwa familia.

550
00:33:34,512 --> 00:33:40,178
Ah, Norbit, njoo unikumbatie,
Baba, tafadhali.

551
00:33:42,086 --> 00:33:44,919
Tafadhali, Norbit.

552
00:34:03,808 --> 00:34:05,867
Ninaelewa, GPPony mdogo.

553
00:34:07,145 --> 00:34:08,669
Najua uchungu wako.

554
00:34:10,014 --> 00:34:11,914
Oh, ndiyo, najua.

555
00:34:14,085 --> 00:34:16,076
Samahani, sungura wa theluji.

556
00:34:16,187 --> 00:34:19,588
Sija katika mamlaka yako,
kutupa picnics mjini.

557
00:34:19,690 --> 00:34:23,626
Bado uko kwenye migodi,
pimping hos.

558
00:34:23,995 --> 00:34:25,360
Ni kibanda cha kumbusu tu.

559
00:34:25,463 --> 00:34:29,194
Iite utakavyo,
lakini Papa Yesu Mtamu

560
00:34:29,300 --> 00:34:30,961
inachukua nusu.

561
00:34:32,403 --> 00:34:34,564
Unafanya kazi kwangu sasa, ho.

562
00:34:35,940 --> 00:34:36,929
Hakika.

563
00:34:37,041 --> 00:34:38,440
Acha nionje bidhaa.

564
00:34:38,543 --> 00:34:39,976
Weka juu yangu.

565
00:34:41,245 --> 00:34:42,974
- Greasy.
- Greasy.

566
00:34:43,081 --> 00:34:44,912
Tunarudi kwenye biashara.

567
00:34:47,285 --> 00:34:50,345
Nataka kuwa ho. Je, ninaombaje?

568
00:34:50,588 --> 00:34:54,684
Tafadhali, Bwana Yesu, nisaidie!
Angalia, angalia, tikiti! Halo, tikiti, tikiti.

569
00:34:54,792 --> 00:34:56,384
- Acha niende! Niache niende!
- Jipange na rafiki yako.

570
00:34:56,494 --> 00:34:57,654
Jipange na rafiki yako.

571
00:34:57,762 --> 00:34:59,195
- Unayo moja, mpenzi.
- Je, tunaweza kwenda kwenye jumper?

572
00:34:59,297 --> 00:35:00,286
Ndio, ndio, nenda.

573
00:35:00,398 --> 00:35:03,367
Mtoto, unajua nakupenda.
Ninawapenda watoto hawa.

574
00:35:03,468 --> 00:35:05,493
Ni hivyo tu
Sidhani kununua kituo cha watoto yatima

575
00:35:05,603 --> 00:35:08,697
ni hatua sahihi ya kifedha hivi sasa.
Ni hayo tu.

576
00:35:08,806 --> 00:35:10,865
Halo, hii sivyo
uamuzi wa kifedha, Deion.

577
00:35:10,975 --> 00:35:13,341
- Nilidhani umeelewa hivyo, mtoto.
- Hapana, ninafanya. Ninafanya, mtoto.

578
00:35:13,444 --> 00:35:16,174
Lakini hii simu nilikuwa nakuambia...
Wito wa biashara, ni muhimu sana.

579
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:18,145
Hebu tuzungumze juu yake
nikirudi nyumbani, sawa?

580
00:35:18,249 --> 00:35:19,477
Wewe si kwenda kukaa?

581
00:35:19,584 --> 00:35:21,916
Hapana, muhimu sana. Hapa.

582
00:35:23,321 --> 00:35:27,052
Hujambo? Sio wakati mbaya kwako.

583
00:35:29,694 --> 00:35:30,683
Acha! Acha!

584
00:35:30,795 --> 00:35:32,092
Norbit!

585
00:35:32,530 --> 00:35:34,293
- Jambo.
- Habari.

586
00:35:36,033 --> 00:35:37,000
Habari.

587
00:35:37,101 --> 00:35:39,797
- Sikujua utakuwa hapa.
- Ah, ndio.

588
00:35:39,904 --> 00:35:42,236
Halo, unajua, nilimwona tu Deion akiondoka.

589
00:35:42,740 --> 00:35:45,641
Alikuwa na biashara fulani ya kutunza.

590
00:35:46,644 --> 00:35:48,771
Kwa hiyo, uko na nani hapa?

591
00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:51,038
Mke wangu.

592
00:35:54,385 --> 00:35:58,082
- Norbit, sikujua umeolewa.
- Ndio.

593
00:35:58,189 --> 00:36:02,216
- Naam, hiyo ni ya ajabu. Kweli.
- Asante sana.

594
00:36:02,326 --> 00:36:03,987
Kwa hiyo, yuko wapi?

595
00:36:05,763 --> 00:36:08,163
Pale pale kwenye mavazi ya kuchapisha.

596
00:36:08,266 --> 00:36:11,201
Yule anayezungumza na msichana kwenye benchi?

597
00:36:11,802 --> 00:36:15,033
Hapana, yule anayenyonya jeli
kutoka kwao donuts.

598
00:36:18,876 --> 00:36:21,811
Oh, ndiyo. Yeye ni mrembo.

599
00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:24,944
Hiyo ni cherry.
Hiyo ni cherry au strawberry?

600
00:36:25,049 --> 00:36:27,574
Je! watoto wangu wanafanya nini? Petro! Theo!

601
00:36:27,685 --> 00:36:30,051
Sitaki umsumbue mtu yeyote.

602
00:36:30,922 --> 00:36:32,890
Pole sana Bibi Rice.

603
00:36:32,990 --> 00:36:35,185
Bibi Mchele?
Jina langu si damn Bi. Rice.

604
00:36:35,293 --> 00:36:37,693
Loo, nilifikiri tu
kwa sababu umeolewa na Norbit ...

605
00:36:37,795 --> 00:36:38,921
Wewe ni nani kuzimu?

606
00:36:39,030 --> 00:36:42,090
Kate, huyu ni mke wangu,
Rasputia Latimore,

607
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:43,599
na, Rasputia, huyu ni Kate.

608
00:36:44,168 --> 00:36:46,398
- Nimefurahi kukutana nawe.
- Habari.

609
00:36:46,504 --> 00:36:48,734
Kate ni rafiki yangu wa zamani
kutoka katika kituo cha watoto yatima.

610
00:36:48,839 --> 00:36:51,569
Latimore, kama katika Ujenzi wa Latimore?

611
00:36:51,676 --> 00:36:53,507
Ndiyo, ni sawa,
kama katika Ujenzi wa Latimore.

612
00:36:53,611 --> 00:36:54,873
Hiyo ni kweli. Kwa nini?

613
00:36:54,979 --> 00:36:56,344
Kweli, kwa kuwa hii ni kamili,

614
00:36:56,447 --> 00:36:59,939
maana ningekuja kuona
nyie kuhusu ukarabati wa...

615
00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:01,651
Sijatoka hapa kwa ajili hiyo.

616
00:37:01,752 --> 00:37:04,084
Niko hapa kufurahia sherehe hizi,
sio kuongea biashara yoyote.

617
00:37:04,188 --> 00:37:05,678
Unataka kuzungumza biashara,
kaka yangu ni Big Black Jack

618
00:37:05,790 --> 00:37:06,757
huko kwa bunduki za BB.

619
00:37:06,857 --> 00:37:08,586
Nenda pale ukaongee naye.
Sina wakati wa hii.

620
00:37:08,693 --> 00:37:10,456
Oh, hakika, sawa.

621
00:37:10,561 --> 00:37:12,290
Naam, endelea, pata.

622
00:37:13,431 --> 00:37:15,126
- Sawa.
- Sawa.

623
00:37:19,470 --> 00:37:22,166
- Njoo hapa.
- Nini, Rasputia?

624
00:37:22,273 --> 00:37:24,741
Unafikiria juu ya kutambaa, sivyo?

625
00:37:24,842 --> 00:37:25,934
Sisi ni marafiki tu.

626
00:37:26,043 --> 00:37:28,739
Nilikuambia nini kuhusu kuwa na marafiki?

627
00:37:28,846 --> 00:37:30,370
Nenda pale
na unipatie kipozea mvinyo kingine.

628
00:37:30,481 --> 00:37:32,745
Ni moto sana huku nje.
Huoni nimevimba?

629
00:37:32,850 --> 00:37:36,445
- Rasputia, huwezi kunywa divai.
- Kwa nini sivyo?

630
00:37:37,788 --> 00:37:41,224
- Uko na mtoto.
- Na mtoto? Sina na...

631
00:37:42,927 --> 00:37:46,328
Loo, hiyo ilikuwa... nilikuwa na gesi. Bado nimeipata.

632
00:37:48,065 --> 00:37:51,557
Kuna mtoto wako.
Sasa, nenda uniletee kitu cha kunywa.

633
00:37:59,977 --> 00:38:01,308
Mapacha!

634
00:38:02,513 --> 00:38:03,673
Habari! Unarudi hapa!

635
00:38:05,650 --> 00:38:07,811
- Ah, Mungu wangu!
- Sogeza punda wako mnene, kijana.

636
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:12,150
Angalia, unayo moja!

637
00:38:14,225 --> 00:38:15,692
Mpate. Mpate, Big Black.

638
00:38:17,895 --> 00:38:19,829
Je, wewe ni Big Black Jack?

639
00:38:20,197 --> 00:38:21,824
Inaonekanaje?

640
00:38:21,932 --> 00:38:24,298
Oh, vizuri.

641
00:38:24,402 --> 00:38:27,530
Mimi na mchumba wangu
wananunua Wonton ya Dhahabu ...

642
00:38:27,638 --> 00:38:30,971
Mahali pa Wong? Anakuuzia?

643
00:38:31,075 --> 00:38:33,600
Ndiyo. Kwa nini hilo linashangaza?

644
00:38:33,711 --> 00:38:35,872
Bi Thomas, Bi Thomas, twende.
Wanaanza muziki.

645
00:38:35,980 --> 00:38:37,447
- Ah, kubwa!
- Njoo. Twende zetu.

646
00:38:37,548 --> 00:38:40,039
Je, tunaweza kumaliza hili baadaye?
Inaonekana ni lazima niende kucheza sasa.

647
00:38:40,151 --> 00:38:42,642
Sawa, mtoto. Nenda ngoma sasa.

648
00:38:43,921 --> 00:38:46,287
Kituo cha watoto yatima kinacheza.

649
00:38:50,494 --> 00:38:52,121
Afadhali unipe kofia yangu.
Nipe kofia!

650
00:38:52,229 --> 00:38:53,662
Hapa, chukua kofia yake.

651
00:38:53,864 --> 00:38:57,493
Unafikiri sitaingia hapa?
Nitakuja hapa.

652
00:39:06,744 --> 00:39:07,733
Unafikiri ninacheza?

653
00:39:07,845 --> 00:39:09,574
Nipe kofia sasa hivi,
au nitakuchana mguu wako.

654
00:39:10,748 --> 00:39:12,409
Halo, Norbit, njoo!

655
00:39:12,550 --> 00:39:15,485
La, hapana. Hapana, siwezi.
Rasputia ananingoja.

656
00:39:15,586 --> 00:39:17,918
- Njoo, cheza pamoja nasi.
- Hapana, kwa kweli, sipaswi ...

657
00:39:18,022 --> 00:39:21,617
Usifikiri sitaua mtoto.
Nitaua mtoto mbele ya kila mtu.

658
00:39:21,726 --> 00:39:23,626
Wanyama wadogo wa mitaani.

659
00:39:25,629 --> 00:39:29,087
Sawa. Ni hayo tu.
Sasa ni wakati wa kuleta maumivu.

660
00:39:36,173 --> 00:39:38,664
Ngoma, Norbit, cheza! Haya!

661
00:39:43,447 --> 00:39:44,573
Kofia yangu!

662
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:50,878
Mvua inanyesha wanawake weupe.

663
00:39:50,988 --> 00:39:52,888
Maombi yangu yamejibiwa!

664
00:39:52,990 --> 00:39:56,050
Afadhali ahamie,
maana maombi yangu ni kwa ajili ya Cadillac.

665
00:40:06,737 --> 00:40:08,534
nyie wanaharamu wadogo.

666
00:40:11,742 --> 00:40:14,540
Ambapo kuzimu ni Norbit
na hiyo baridi ya mvinyo?

667
00:40:14,645 --> 00:40:16,442
Nina kiu kama kuzimu.

668
00:40:25,956 --> 00:40:27,446
Oh, kuzimu, hapana.

669
00:40:29,527 --> 00:40:31,119
Lo, amerukwa na akili.

670
00:40:33,731 --> 00:40:35,221
Bitch, hiyo ni baridi yangu ya mvinyo!

671
00:40:35,332 --> 00:40:38,529
Ni siku yangu ya kuzaliwa! Ni siku yangu ya kuzaliwa!

672
00:40:38,636 --> 00:40:40,831
Je, ni siku yako ya kuzaliwa?
Unafikiri ni siku yako ya kuzaliwa, huh?

673
00:40:40,938 --> 00:40:43,372
Norbit ana hatua, kila mtu! Ndiyo!

674
00:40:43,507 --> 00:40:45,873
Umemfungua, sivyo,
wewe jini mwembamba?

675
00:40:45,976 --> 00:40:49,139
Ninaona unachojaribu kufanya.
Ninaona kile tu unachojaribu kufanya.

676
00:40:49,246 --> 00:40:53,012
Nenda, Norbit! Nenda, Norbit! Nenda, Norbit!
Njoo, kila mtu!

677
00:40:53,117 --> 00:40:54,106
Nenda, Norbit!

678
00:40:54,218 --> 00:40:57,085
Nenda, Norbit! Nenda, Norbit! Nenda, Norbit!

679
00:40:57,188 --> 00:40:59,122
Nenda, Norbit! Nenda, Norbit!

680
00:40:59,223 --> 00:41:01,987
Nenda, Norbit! Nenda, Norbit! Nenda...

681
00:41:02,092 --> 00:41:03,150
Norbit!

682
00:41:11,135 --> 00:41:13,535
Wafanyikazi waliopotoka?
Madaktari wasio na leseni?

683
00:41:13,637 --> 00:41:15,229
Lipstick kwenye kola ya mumeo?

684
00:41:15,339 --> 00:41:17,000
Jua unashughulika na nani haswa.

685
00:41:17,107 --> 00:41:19,632
Tuma $29.95
kwa Ukaguzi wa Mandharinyuma kwa Barua,

686
00:41:19,743 --> 00:41:22,075
P.O. Sanduku 119, Maporomoko ya Nzige.

687
00:41:22,179 --> 00:41:23,441
Halo, rafiki mwenza.

688
00:41:23,547 --> 00:41:27,449
Habari, Kate. Habari, nimefurahi kukuona.
Unaendeleaje?

689
00:41:27,952 --> 00:41:30,614
Mimi ni mzuri, lakini vipi kuhusu wewe
na kichwa chako?

690
00:41:30,721 --> 00:41:32,484
Lo, ninafanya vizuri zaidi.

691
00:41:32,590 --> 00:41:37,084
Daktari alisema kama sivyo
Afro yangu ngumu, inaweza kuniua.

692
00:41:41,665 --> 00:41:45,226
Je, una uhakika uko sawa, Norbit?
Hiyo inasikika haraka.

693
00:41:45,336 --> 00:41:49,602
Lo, wanafanya majaribio fulani.
Wao ni aina ya ufuatiliaji yangu.

694
00:41:51,575 --> 00:41:54,203
Naam, sijui kuhusu mambo haya,
lakini beats 110 kwa dakika,

695
00:41:54,311 --> 00:41:57,280
hiyo ni aina ya juu. 120...

696
00:41:57,681 --> 00:41:59,808
Ee Mungu wangu, 130!

697
00:41:59,917 --> 00:42:03,353
Ndio, labda mashine imeharibika.
Nitaziondoa tu.

698
00:42:15,733 --> 00:42:16,791
Wewe Deion Hughes?

699
00:42:16,901 --> 00:42:18,266
Nani anauliza?

700
00:42:18,869 --> 00:42:20,359
Sisi Latimores.

701
00:42:20,471 --> 00:42:22,632
Ndiyo. Ujenzi wa Latimore.

702
00:42:22,740 --> 00:42:24,401
Na tunaendesha mji huu.

703
00:42:24,508 --> 00:42:27,807
Mwanamke wako alikuwa anatuambia jinsi ninyi nyote
alikuwa akipanga kununua kituo cha watoto yatima.

704
00:42:27,912 --> 00:42:29,709
Kate ana mipango yake na mimi nina yangu.

705
00:42:29,813 --> 00:42:32,247
Kweli, inaonekana kama mipango pekee uliyo nayo,
mtu wangu, anaondoka.

706
00:42:32,349 --> 00:42:34,180
Mimi si kushikamana
bila kulea yatima wa kutisha.

707
00:42:34,285 --> 00:42:36,617
Nilipata watoto wangu mwenyewe
hata sielezi.

708
00:42:36,720 --> 00:42:38,415
Kwa hiyo ulikuwa unamsumbua tu?

709
00:42:38,522 --> 00:42:41,753
Ivunje kwa upole wake kwa ajili yangu,
ungependa? Nimetoka!

710
00:42:42,526 --> 00:42:45,893
Simama, mchezaji.
Nadhani unakosa mtiririko hapa.

711
00:42:46,397 --> 00:42:48,865
Hicho kituo cha watoto yatima anachonunua,
hiyo ni mali kubwa,

712
00:42:48,966 --> 00:42:51,025
nje ya mji, eneo la kibiashara.

713
00:42:51,135 --> 00:42:52,602
Hata kupata leseni ya pombe.

714
00:42:52,703 --> 00:42:54,136
Inavutia.

715
00:42:54,238 --> 00:42:56,433
Ni mahali pazuri kwa baa ya titty.

716
00:42:57,241 --> 00:42:59,106
- Je, ulisema "titty bar"?
- Titi.

717
00:42:59,209 --> 00:43:00,642
Tumefanikiwa yote.

718
00:43:00,744 --> 00:43:03,304
Tutaiita Nipplopolis.

719
00:43:03,614 --> 00:43:04,979
Nipplopolis.

720
00:43:05,516 --> 00:43:07,575
Shit got pete yake, si hivyo?

721
00:43:07,785 --> 00:43:10,515
Tunazungumza juu ya bei ya juu,
pombe iliyotiwa maji

722
00:43:10,621 --> 00:43:13,522
na tig bandia zamani bitties kwa wingi.

723
00:43:13,724 --> 00:43:15,316
Haitakuwa chochote lakini bila ushuru,

724
00:43:15,426 --> 00:43:17,417
chini ya meza, pesa taslimu safi.
Wakati mkubwa!

725
00:43:17,528 --> 00:43:18,495
Hiyo ni kweli.

726
00:43:18,596 --> 00:43:22,896
Unachotakiwa kufanya ni kutuletea mpango
na tunakufanya mshirika.

727
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:24,262
Na vipi kuhusu Kate?

728
00:43:24,368 --> 00:43:27,895
Ikiwa utamuoa,
ni yako kama yake.

729
00:43:28,806 --> 00:43:33,436
Norbit, nakutaka sana
kuwa sehemu ya kituo cha watoto yatima.

730
00:43:33,544 --> 00:43:35,808
Watoto wana wazimu juu yako.

731
00:43:35,913 --> 00:43:37,938
- Ni watoto wazuri.
- Ndio.

732
00:43:38,048 --> 00:43:41,609
Unajua, nitawachukua
wanaoendesha baiskeli kesho, chini kando ya ziwa.

733
00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:43,653
Kwa nini usije?

734
00:43:43,854 --> 00:43:46,846
Sijui kama ningeweza kupanda baiskeli.

735
00:43:47,057 --> 00:43:50,083
Sikuwahi ... sikujua jinsi ...

736
00:43:50,194 --> 00:43:53,459
Bado siwezi kupanda baiskeli.

737
00:43:54,164 --> 00:43:56,394
Hujawahi kujifunza? Je!

738
00:43:56,500 --> 00:43:58,525
Kweli, umeondoka, unajua,

739
00:43:58,636 --> 00:44:00,160
na hapakuwa na mtu
huko kunifundisha.

740
00:44:00,270 --> 00:44:02,204
Na Wong usipande.

741
00:44:02,740 --> 00:44:05,766
Sawa, tutafanya jambo lingine.
Hifadhi ya maji.

742
00:44:05,876 --> 00:44:07,639
Watoto wamekuwa wakiniomba
kuwapeleka huko.

743
00:44:07,745 --> 00:44:09,440
Lo, sijui kuhusu bustani ya maji.

744
00:44:09,546 --> 00:44:11,776
Njoo, ni Jumamosi.
Sio lazima ufanye kazi.

745
00:44:11,882 --> 00:44:15,283
Ndio, najua, lakini ni bustani
na ni maji,

746
00:44:15,386 --> 00:44:21,018
na kuna uwezekano wa kuzimu kulipa
kama ningekuwepo labda...

747
00:44:21,892 --> 00:44:24,520
Hey, unafanya nini
na mambo hayo, Kate?

748
00:44:24,628 --> 00:44:27,722
Naam, itabidi nikushtue tu
mpaka utakaposema ndiyo.

749
00:44:27,831 --> 00:44:29,696
Halo, njoo, Kate.
Usicheze na hizo.

750
00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:32,462
- Vitu hivyo vimechomekwa. Ni moto.
- Wazi.

751
00:44:32,569 --> 00:44:34,935
Hapana, hakuna wazi. Hakuna wazi. Acha, Kate.
Acha, Kate.

752
00:44:35,039 --> 00:44:36,734
Njoo. Ndiyo.

753
00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:40,105
- Ndiyo, ndiyo, ndiyo.
- Ndiyo, ndiyo, ndiyo, ndiyo! Sawa, acha. Muuguzi!

754
00:44:52,723 --> 00:44:57,524
Mungu wangu, Deion. Hii ni nzuri.
Sikujua hata unaweza kupika.

755
00:44:57,728 --> 00:45:00,856
Nilitaka tu kufanya kitu maalum
kwa maana wewe, unajua, kutoka moyoni.

756
00:45:00,964 --> 00:45:02,898
Naam, ninahisi.

757
00:45:04,902 --> 00:45:08,895
Hebu tufanye. Wacha tufunge ndoa mara moja.
Sitaki kusubiri.

758
00:45:10,474 --> 00:45:13,068
- Deion.
- Kanisa ni bure siku ya Jumamosi.

759
00:45:15,212 --> 00:45:16,804
Uko makini?

760
00:45:16,914 --> 00:45:20,042
- Mtoto, sisi ni pamoja.
- Ndio.

761
00:45:20,517 --> 00:45:23,384
- Nataka. Jumamosi.
- Ndio. Ndiyo!

762
00:45:24,988 --> 00:45:28,219
- Asante.
- Ah, hapana, asante.

763
00:45:47,778 --> 00:45:48,802
Norbit!

764
00:45:48,912 --> 00:45:51,813
Habari. Habari. Habari za asubuhi, Rasputia.

765
00:45:51,915 --> 00:45:54,611
Habari za asubuhi.
Habari za asubuhi ya leo?

766
00:45:54,718 --> 00:45:56,413
Unakwenda wapi kuzimu?

767
00:45:58,422 --> 00:46:01,653
Hakuna mahali maalum.
Nilikuwa natoka tu kwenda...

768
00:46:01,759 --> 00:46:05,195
- Nilikuwa nikienda tu kwenye Raging Waters.
- Maji yenye hasira?

769
00:46:05,295 --> 00:46:09,322
Ndiyo. Ni jambo hili
Niliingia ndani, mpenzi.

770
00:46:09,433 --> 00:46:12,925
Unajua, nilikuwa katika kituo hiki cha watoto yatima
nilipolelewa, na...

771
00:46:13,036 --> 00:46:14,162
Na watu kutoka katika nyumba ya watoto yatima

772
00:46:14,271 --> 00:46:16,296
na sasa wanachukua yatima wengine
kwa Maji Machafu

773
00:46:16,406 --> 00:46:18,499
hivyo wakaniomba nije
na kurudisha kwa jamii,

774
00:46:18,609 --> 00:46:21,134
kwa hivyo ninajaribu, unajua, kufanya sehemu yangu.

775
00:46:21,245 --> 00:46:24,009
Bitch mdogo wa Skinny atakuwepo?

776
00:46:24,515 --> 00:46:26,278
Unamaanisha Bi Ling Ling?

777
00:46:26,383 --> 00:46:28,476
Unajua vizuri jamani
Sizungumzii kuhusu Miss Ling Ling.

778
00:46:28,585 --> 00:46:30,883
Ninazungumza juu ya Miss Thing
kutoka kwenye picnic hiyo.

779
00:46:30,988 --> 00:46:32,478
Unakosa Kitu kutoka kwenye picnic?

780
00:46:32,589 --> 00:46:34,682
Unazungumzia nani, mpenzi?
hata sijui...

781
00:46:34,792 --> 00:46:39,024
Subiri, nadhani nakumbuka sasa.
Msichana, alikuwa na jina la kigeni.

782
00:46:44,001 --> 00:46:46,697
- Kitu Kirusi.
- Kate, bitch!

783
00:46:46,804 --> 00:46:49,932
Kate! Bila shaka ni Kate. Ndiyo,
Sijui kama Kate atakuwepo.

784
00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:52,804
Hata sikuwa nimefikiria juu yake.
Hata haikuniingia akilini.

785
00:46:52,910 --> 00:46:56,175
Nashangaa, Kate atakuwepo?
Swali zuri jamani.

786
00:46:56,747 --> 00:46:58,180
Naam, naenda.

787
00:46:58,282 --> 00:46:59,442
Hapana!

788
00:47:00,150 --> 00:47:02,781
Hupendi mbuga za maji,
Rasputia. Hapana.

789
00:47:02,886 --> 00:47:05,878
Nani hapendi mbuga za maji? Ninawapenda.
Ni kama viwanja vya burudani,

790
00:47:05,989 --> 00:47:08,116
isipokuwa sio lazima ushuke safari
kwenda bafuni.

791
00:47:08,225 --> 00:47:09,522
Unaendeleaje?

792
00:47:12,429 --> 00:47:13,453
Kubwa.

793
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:17,895
Haya basi. Kuwa na furaha.

794
00:47:18,001 --> 00:47:20,936
Haya basi, Brian.
Nick, kuna moja kwa ajili yako.

795
00:47:22,673 --> 00:47:26,165
Sawa, watoto, kila mtu tafadhali kuwa mzuri
kwa Bi. Latimore, sawa?

796
00:47:26,276 --> 00:47:28,676
- Sawa.
- Sawa.

797
00:47:29,046 --> 00:47:32,880
Kate, natumai haujali.
Nilimwomba Rasputia ajiunge nasi.

798
00:47:32,983 --> 00:47:36,146
Bila shaka sivyo.
Nimefurahi sana unaweza kuja.

799
00:47:36,787 --> 00:47:40,052
Kweli, tutasimama hapa
siku nzima au tutaingia ndani?

800
00:47:40,157 --> 00:47:41,317
Samahani.

801
00:47:43,227 --> 00:47:45,024
Samahani, bibie.

802
00:47:45,662 --> 00:47:46,993
Je!

803
00:47:48,565 --> 00:47:50,624
Je, umevaa chupi?

804
00:47:50,734 --> 00:47:53,134
Hakika nimevaa chupi!

805
00:47:54,404 --> 00:47:56,429
Sawa. Ingia ndani.

806
00:47:56,540 --> 00:47:58,599
Unathubutu vipi?

807
00:48:04,214 --> 00:48:06,182
Oh, kuzimu, hapana.

808
00:48:14,358 --> 00:48:16,952
Unaendeleaje!

809
00:48:22,366 --> 00:48:23,492
Hii sio kama hakuna pwani halisi,

810
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:26,569
kwa sababu kwenye ufuo halisi una watu
kutembea na vifua vya barafu

811
00:48:26,670 --> 00:48:30,071
na unaweza kupata kila aina ya chipsi
kama sandwichi na chips za viazi

812
00:48:30,173 --> 00:48:33,836
na Mentos na Skittles
na kila aina ya ladha.

813
00:48:33,944 --> 00:48:35,673
Huwezi kupata shit hapa!

814
00:48:35,779 --> 00:48:38,805
Naam, unajua,
kuna concession stand.

815
00:48:38,916 --> 00:48:40,213
Unaenda?

816
00:48:40,918 --> 00:48:42,408
Hapana, tayari nimekula.

817
00:48:42,519 --> 00:48:44,714
Kweli, ungeweza kunidanganya.

818
00:48:44,821 --> 00:48:45,879
Samahani?

819
00:48:45,989 --> 00:48:49,015
Najaribu kusema tu
wewe pia mnene. Angalia wewe.

820
00:48:49,126 --> 00:48:52,118
Unaona, wanaume wengi wanapenda mwanamke
hiyo ilipata kidogo... Au kidogo...

821
00:48:52,229 --> 00:48:53,992
Huna lolote.
Wewe ngozi na mifupa tu,

822
00:48:54,097 --> 00:48:56,463
kukaa tu kwenye kiti hicho
mifupa yote na ngozi.

823
00:48:56,566 --> 00:48:58,124
nakuonea huruma.

824
00:48:58,235 --> 00:49:01,671
Naam, ninahisi tu kwamba sote tumeumbwa
jinsi tunavyopaswa kuwa.

825
00:49:01,772 --> 00:49:03,137
La, hapana. Kuzimu, hapana. Mimi ni Mkristo,

826
00:49:03,240 --> 00:49:06,698
na hautakaa hapo
na kumlaumu Mungu kwa jinsi unavyoonekana, sawa?

827
00:49:06,810 --> 00:49:08,641
Wewe ndio huyo
akaisukuma sahani hiyo mbali.

828
00:49:08,745 --> 00:49:10,940
Norbit yangu huwa ananiambia
kuna aina mbili za wanawake,

829
00:49:11,048 --> 00:49:13,676
kubwa za zamani nzuri
na nzuri za zamani kubwa.

830
00:49:14,284 --> 00:49:15,273
Kweli?

831
00:49:15,385 --> 00:49:17,683
Hiyo ni kweli. Na, dada, ngoja nikuambie,
kati yetu sisi wawili tu,

832
00:49:17,788 --> 00:49:18,880
Siwezi kumweka Norbit mbali nami.

833
00:49:18,989 --> 00:49:20,752
Yeye ndiye kituko kikubwa zaidi
unatamani kukutana

834
00:49:20,857 --> 00:49:22,381
na ananipepea mgongoni,

835
00:49:22,492 --> 00:49:24,756
kujaribu kuniweka
kupitia ubao wa kichwa kila usiku.

836
00:49:24,861 --> 00:49:26,453
Ninafikiria
kwenda kwenye lishe kidogo au kitu

837
00:49:26,563 --> 00:49:28,258
ili nipate
wote wanaofanana na wewe,

838
00:49:28,365 --> 00:49:29,696
basi atafikiri naonekana karaha

839
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:31,768
na ninaweza kupumzika
au wengine hulala kwa muda kidogo,

840
00:49:31,868 --> 00:49:35,326
kwa sababu anataka kila wakati.
Boom tu, bam, boom, boom, boom.

841
00:49:35,439 --> 00:49:37,873
Lakini sina hasira naye, hey.

842
00:49:37,975 --> 00:49:39,840
Nitaenda kwenye lishe bila shaka,
wiki ijayo.

843
00:49:39,943 --> 00:49:42,605
Hivi sasa nitapata
kababu ya kondoo na baridi ya divai.

844
00:49:42,713 --> 00:49:45,978
Unaendeleaje?
Hiyo sehemu ya kupozea mvinyo iko wapi?

845
00:49:46,917 --> 00:49:50,409
Bi Thomas, sote tunaenda
Kurukaruka kwa Adhabu. Njoo.

846
00:49:50,587 --> 00:49:52,953
Polepole. Polepole.
Mtu ataanguka chini.

847
00:49:53,056 --> 00:49:55,684
Utavunja kichwa chako katikati
kwa sekunde. Polepole!

848
00:49:55,792 --> 00:49:57,020
Nisubiri!

849
00:49:57,127 --> 00:50:01,757
Nawaambia, hakika inachosha kuwafukuza hawa
watoto karibu na bustani ya maji, sivyo?

850
00:50:01,865 --> 00:50:04,163
Hasa kwa sisi watu wa ngozi.

851
00:50:04,267 --> 00:50:05,757
Je!

852
00:50:05,869 --> 00:50:07,632
Usijali.

853
00:50:09,306 --> 00:50:12,469
Kwa hivyo, Norbit, nina habari.

854
00:50:13,477 --> 00:50:16,105
Deion na mimi
aliamua kuhamia harusi.

855
00:50:16,713 --> 00:50:17,873
Harusi gani?

856
00:50:17,981 --> 00:50:19,608
Harusi yetu.

857
00:50:19,916 --> 00:50:22,680
Tutafunga ndoa Jumamosi.

858
00:50:24,388 --> 00:50:25,912
Unafunga ndoa Jumamosi?

859
00:50:26,023 --> 00:50:29,390
Ndio, tulifikiria, "Kwa nini tusubiri?"
Unajua?

860
00:50:33,497 --> 00:50:37,763
Naam ... Hongera, basi.

861
00:50:38,468 --> 00:50:39,492
Asante.

862
00:50:39,603 --> 00:50:41,195
- Ndio.
- Nina furaha sana.

863
00:50:41,304 --> 00:50:43,670
Oh, mimi pia. Ni ajabu.

864
00:50:45,976 --> 00:50:48,171
Kwa hiyo, hapo ni, Mrukaji wa Adhabu.

865
00:50:48,278 --> 00:50:50,473
Ndio, nenda ukafurahie.
Nitakusubiri hapo chini.

866
00:50:50,580 --> 00:50:51,547
Nenda ukafurahie.

867
00:50:51,648 --> 00:50:53,309
- Sawa.
- Sawa.

868
00:50:56,853 --> 00:50:59,185
Sawa, watoto, mmoja baada ya mwingine.

869
00:51:02,893 --> 00:51:04,724
Nadhani huyu ni mimi.

870
00:51:08,198 --> 00:51:10,530
Unaangalia nini, Norbit?

871
00:51:11,368 --> 00:51:16,328
Nilikuwa nikitazama tu... Watoto wengine.
Wanakaribia kushuka kwenye slaidi.

872
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:18,772
Nilitaka kutazama
watoto wanashuka salama.

873
00:51:19,042 --> 00:51:20,634
- Watoto, huh?
- Ndio.

874
00:51:20,977 --> 00:51:23,537
Kwa hivyo, unataka kutazama mchawi
kushuka kwenye slaidi?

875
00:51:23,647 --> 00:51:26,081
Naam, nitakuonyesha
jinsi bitch anavyoshuka kwenye slaidi.

876
00:51:26,183 --> 00:51:27,741
Oh, hapana...

877
00:51:33,957 --> 00:51:38,223
Samahani, bibie?
Tuna kikomo cha uzito wa pauni 300.

878
00:51:42,132 --> 00:51:46,796
Sina uzito wa pauni 300 kabisa.
Nina uzito wa 165. Unaendeleaje?

879
00:51:48,738 --> 00:51:50,603
Hiyo ilikuwa ya kushangaza.

880
00:51:55,545 --> 00:51:57,137
Ni nini hicho?

881
00:52:00,584 --> 00:52:02,108
Ni Rasputia.

882
00:52:02,719 --> 00:52:06,018
Nitakuonyesha
jinsi bitch kwenda chini slide.

883
00:52:20,203 --> 00:52:22,103
Ninateleza, mabichi!

884
00:52:27,244 --> 00:52:28,939
Maria, Mama wa Mungu.

885
00:52:29,513 --> 00:52:31,276
Polepole! Acha! Acha!

886
00:52:48,331 --> 00:52:50,356
Unaendeleaje?

887
00:52:57,641 --> 00:52:59,700
Kwa nini lazima aende
na kuolewa, Lloyd?

888
00:52:59,809 --> 00:53:01,800
Mambo yalikuwa yakienda vizuri sana.

889
00:53:05,015 --> 00:53:06,482
Hiyo hapo.

890
00:53:07,884 --> 00:53:11,183
Habari. Pole kwa mtikisiko.

891
00:53:12,222 --> 00:53:13,553
- Ni sawa.
- Na whiplash.

892
00:53:13,657 --> 00:53:16,319
- Ni sawa.
- Na tumbo lililopigwa.

893
00:53:17,127 --> 00:53:18,594
Na ganda la damu.

894
00:53:21,164 --> 00:53:22,529
Hakuna kitu.

895
00:53:26,236 --> 00:53:28,397
Unajua kabisa huyo ni mtoto wako.

896
00:53:28,505 --> 00:53:32,532
Unajua ni yako. Nimepata kidevu sawa.
Mdomo sawa.

897
00:53:32,642 --> 00:53:35,509
Mtoto huyo ana kichwa sawa na wewe
na jicho moja ...

898
00:53:35,612 --> 00:53:37,978
Nenda ukapime. Chukua mtihani.

899
00:53:38,081 --> 00:53:39,605
Unataka kusikia matokeo ya mtihani?

900
00:53:39,716 --> 00:53:41,183
Katika kesi ya mtoto mdogo ...

901
00:53:41,284 --> 00:53:43,309
Naam, mtihani unasema huyo ni mtoto wako.

902
00:53:43,420 --> 00:53:44,751
Unaendeleaje?

903
00:53:47,257 --> 00:53:49,122
Latimore Construction, Norbit akizungumza.

904
00:53:49,226 --> 00:53:50,818
Hujambo, Norbit, ni Kate.

905
00:53:50,927 --> 00:53:53,327
Je, kuna njia yoyote unaweza kukutana nami
mjini sasa hivi?

906
00:53:53,430 --> 00:53:54,590
Ndiyo, hakika.

907
00:53:54,731 --> 00:53:56,028
Kubwa. Niko McCormick's.

908
00:53:56,132 --> 00:53:57,759
Sawa. Sawa.

909
00:54:03,607 --> 00:54:07,441
Rasputia, nimepakiwa tu
na makaratasi hadi sikioni.

910
00:54:07,544 --> 00:54:10,707
Nilikuwa nikishangaa, unaweza kukimbia
vibali hivi katikati mwa jiji kwangu?

911
00:54:10,814 --> 00:54:13,044
Sasa wewe niambie
ninaonekanaje kuzimu,

912
00:54:13,149 --> 00:54:16,414
kuendesha baadhi ya vibali goddamn
chini hadi City Hall kwa punda wako.

913
00:54:16,519 --> 00:54:17,916
Wewe fanya hivyo.

914
00:54:18,755 --> 00:54:19,915
Sawa.

915
00:54:21,324 --> 00:54:23,189
- Ni mshangao gani?
- Hapana, sikwambii.

916
00:54:23,293 --> 00:54:25,921
Niambie. Halo, hapana, unafanya nini?

917
00:54:26,029 --> 00:54:27,724
- Sio hadi sekunde ya mwisho.
- Je! Je!

918
00:54:27,831 --> 00:54:30,425
- Uko tayari?
- Ndio, ni nini?

919
00:54:31,801 --> 00:54:33,962
Najua hufikirii
Nitaingia kwenye jambo hilo.

920
00:54:34,070 --> 00:54:36,300
- Nadhani utafanya hivyo.
- Hey, hakuna njia. Habari.

921
00:54:36,406 --> 00:54:39,102
Haya! Angalia unapotaka kwenda.
Unafanya vyema.

922
00:54:39,209 --> 00:54:43,009
Umeipata? Umeipata? Umeipata?

923
00:54:43,113 --> 00:54:45,206
Jihadharini na uzio!

924
00:54:47,350 --> 00:54:48,681
Na sanduku la barua.

925
00:54:50,353 --> 00:54:53,379
Rasputia, wachoraji kutoka
tovuti ya Crestview ilipata sumu ya chakula.

926
00:54:53,490 --> 00:54:55,390
Kuna kutapika kila mahali!

927
00:54:55,492 --> 00:54:58,290
Unajua vizuri jamani
unasafisha matapishi yote. Wewe kufanya hivyo!

928
00:54:58,395 --> 00:55:01,421
- Sijisikii salama.
- Ndio! Unafanya vyema!

929
00:55:04,534 --> 00:55:05,762
Ndiyo.

930
00:55:08,438 --> 00:55:11,532
Portosans katika Drummond's
kudokezwa!

931
00:55:11,641 --> 00:55:13,541
Kweli, nenda kasafishe uchafu!

932
00:55:25,155 --> 00:55:26,520
Rasputia?

933
00:55:41,071 --> 00:55:42,402
Wewe kufanya hivyo!

934
00:55:43,873 --> 00:55:45,534
- Nimeipata!
- Nenda!

935
00:55:45,642 --> 00:55:48,770
Ninaipata! Ninafanya!

936
00:55:48,878 --> 00:55:50,277
Unafanya hivyo! Ndio, lakini polepole!

937
00:55:50,380 --> 00:55:53,372
- Jinsi gani?
- Kwa breki! Breki!

938
00:55:58,888 --> 00:56:00,378
La, hapana. Uko sawa?

939
00:56:00,490 --> 00:56:03,584
Ndiyo. Kwa kweli, hiyo ilikuwa aina ya furaha.

940
00:56:04,961 --> 00:56:07,623
- Njoo.
- Sawa, nisaidie.

941
00:56:07,731 --> 00:56:09,858
- Sawa?
- Ndio, ndio.

942
00:56:12,702 --> 00:56:16,536
Kwa hivyo, nitaenda kwa Giovanni usiku wa leo
kuchagua chakula kwa ajili ya mapokezi.

943
00:56:16,639 --> 00:56:19,608
Unataka kuja? Nisaidie kuamua?

944
00:56:19,709 --> 00:56:21,506
Vipi kuhusu Deion?

945
00:56:22,679 --> 00:56:25,113
Simwamini tu kwa chakula.

946
00:56:25,215 --> 00:56:27,615
Unajua,
alituandalia chakula cha usiku juzi.

947
00:56:27,717 --> 00:56:29,912
Ilikuwa na ladha ya kuchukua kwa bei nafuu.

948
00:56:34,391 --> 00:56:35,688
- Kweli, nitaenda.
- Nzuri.

949
00:56:35,792 --> 00:56:39,694
Kweli, lazima niende kuchukua nguo yangu,
na kisha tunaweza kukutana, kusema, saa 7:00?

950
00:56:39,829 --> 00:56:41,057
Sawa, hiyo ni nzuri.

951
00:56:41,164 --> 00:56:43,962
- Kamili, Norbit.
- Sawa, tuonane saa 7:00.

952
00:56:45,635 --> 00:56:46,659
Norbit!

953
00:56:46,770 --> 00:56:48,260
Sawa. Ndio, Norby.

954
00:56:48,371 --> 00:56:50,305
7:00, usichelewe.

955
00:56:50,974 --> 00:56:53,238
Nyinyi nyote ni wapotovu.

956
00:56:55,445 --> 00:56:56,810
Naipenda.

957
00:56:58,815 --> 00:57:00,112
Kuna nini?

958
00:57:00,617 --> 00:57:02,744
Una uhakika hatuharakishi mambo?

959
00:57:02,852 --> 00:57:07,050
Najua hatuko. Najua hatuko.
Sikuweza kuwa na furaha zaidi.

960
00:57:09,192 --> 00:57:10,853
Norbit, hiyo ni tarehe.

961
00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:13,292
Hapana, sivyo. Anataka mtu tu...

962
00:57:13,396 --> 00:57:16,194
Je, unalipia mkutano huu
jioni hii?

963
00:57:16,299 --> 00:57:17,288
Bila shaka sivyo!

964
00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:21,131
Basi hiyo ni tarehe.
Usijaribu kumwambia mtu mbabe mchezo wake.

965
00:57:22,172 --> 00:57:23,764
Njoo, mtoto.

966
00:57:26,509 --> 00:57:28,136
- Asante.
- Carmen, mpenzi!

967
00:57:28,244 --> 00:57:29,711
Sawa.

968
00:57:32,081 --> 00:57:34,242
Kweli, unapata faini kwa ajili ya nani?

969
00:57:34,350 --> 00:57:37,217
Habari, Rasputia. Naam, hiyo ni nzuri.

970
00:57:37,320 --> 00:57:39,254
Ah, ndio, sawa.
Kwa nini unajaribu kuangalia zaidi leo?

971
00:57:39,355 --> 00:57:42,882
Loo, mimi tu, unajua, kuwa msichana.

972
00:57:45,662 --> 00:57:48,688
Mchumba wangu anapenda
ninapojitunza.

973
00:57:48,798 --> 00:57:50,823
Niangalie kama
samaki huyo tayari kwenye wavu wake.

974
00:57:50,934 --> 00:57:53,164
Unaonekana kama
unajitayarisha kukukamata samaki mpya.

975
00:57:53,269 --> 00:57:57,103
Je! Hapana. Mungu. Usiwe mjinga.

976
00:57:58,041 --> 00:58:00,271
Umeolewa. Uko hapa.

977
00:58:00,376 --> 00:58:01,934
Sifanyi hivi kwa mume wangu.

978
00:58:02,045 --> 00:58:04,707
Msichana, mimi hufanya hivi
kwa sababu nina sifa ya kuisimamia.

979
00:58:04,814 --> 00:58:08,841
Kila mtu katika mji huu anajua hilo
Rasputia Latimore yuko sawa. Siko sawa?

980
00:58:08,952 --> 00:58:10,886
- Uko sawa, msichana! Uko sawa.
- Dada!

981
00:58:10,987 --> 00:58:12,181
Kila mtu anajua.

982
00:58:12,288 --> 00:58:15,223
Lakini hata maua maridadi kama mimi
haja ya maji kidogo mara kwa mara.

983
00:58:15,325 --> 00:58:17,691
Au lye kidogo jikoni kwake
kusaidia kunyoosha petals yao.

984
00:58:17,794 --> 00:58:19,022
Unaendeleaje?

985
00:58:19,128 --> 00:58:20,356
Rasputia.

986
00:58:20,463 --> 00:58:22,431
Helga anakungoja, msichana,
kutengeneza nta yako ya bikini.

987
00:58:22,532 --> 00:58:23,760
Nimekuja, msichana.

988
00:58:23,867 --> 00:58:27,132
Lazima niende, msichana. Kila mara
Nilipata kukata nyasi.

989
00:58:27,270 --> 00:58:31,036
Wewe tu hakikisha
yote yanayochipuka ni kwa ajili ya mchumba wako.

990
00:58:33,510 --> 00:58:36,206
Helga, nimekuja, msichana.
Ni mwezi kamili, pia.

991
00:58:40,083 --> 00:58:41,880
Haya, wapendwa.

992
00:58:48,858 --> 00:58:51,418
Nilikuwa nikitafuta filimbi ya polisi ya Norbit.

993
00:58:51,794 --> 00:58:52,886
Nenda samaki.

994
00:58:53,663 --> 00:58:54,630
Kuna nini?

995
00:58:54,731 --> 00:58:56,665
Kila kitu kwenye ratiba
na harusi?

996
00:58:56,766 --> 00:58:58,757
Nilipata shida zangu, lakini nitazishughulikia.

997
00:58:58,868 --> 00:59:00,563
Hali gani hii
unazungumzia?

998
00:59:00,670 --> 00:59:02,638
Leseni ya pombe kwenye kituo cha watoto yatima.

999
00:59:02,739 --> 00:59:05,606
Haitapinduka
wakati mali inabadilika mikono,

1000
00:59:05,708 --> 00:59:08,040
si bila moja ya
maombi haya ya uhamisho mapema.

1001
00:59:08,144 --> 00:59:10,476
Ndio, na kupata leseni mpya
inaweza kuchukua miaka.

1002
00:59:10,580 --> 00:59:13,276
Ndio, tungekuwa nje ya biashara
kabla hatujaanza.

1003
00:59:13,383 --> 00:59:15,044
Unafikiri unaweza kumfanya Kate atie saini hiyo?

1004
00:59:15,151 --> 00:59:17,813
Kuzimu, hapana. Anapanga kuendelea
kufunga mgahawa.

1005
00:59:17,921 --> 00:59:19,548
Ingezua tuhuma nyingi sana.

1006
00:59:19,656 --> 00:59:21,851
Sawa, punda mwenye akili,
basi tutafanya nini sasa?

1007
00:59:21,958 --> 00:59:24,392
- Ndio.
- Ndio.

1008
00:59:27,897 --> 00:59:28,886
Norbit.

1009
00:59:31,167 --> 00:59:33,567
- Unakwenda wapi, Norbit?
- Keti punk yako chini.

1010
00:59:33,670 --> 00:59:37,766
Jamani, niliiambia Rasputia
choo kilihitaji kuimarishwa

1011
00:59:37,874 --> 00:59:39,466
na akasema
kwamba nilipaswa kuitunza,

1012
00:59:39,576 --> 00:59:40,770
kwa hivyo nitaenda kulishughulikia hilo.

1013
00:59:40,877 --> 00:59:41,935
Sahau hilo.

1014
00:59:42,045 --> 00:59:43,706
siwezi. Hapana, wavulana,
ni ajali inayosubiriwa kutokea.

1015
00:59:43,813 --> 00:59:45,781
- Lazima nishughulike nayo.
- Nilisema kusahau hilo.

1016
00:59:45,882 --> 00:59:47,474
Tunakuhitaji
pata hati hizi usiku wa leo.

1017
00:59:47,584 --> 00:59:48,573
La, hapana. Siwezi kufanya hivyo usiku wa leo, guys.

1018
00:59:48,685 --> 00:59:50,744
Kuna ajali inasubiri kutokea.
Inabidi nishughulikie hili...

1019
00:59:50,853 --> 00:59:53,481
Norbit, kama huna
pata hati hizi usiku wa leo,

1020
00:59:53,590 --> 00:59:55,353
hatuwezi kuanza
ukarabati kwenye kituo cha watoto yatima.

1021
00:59:55,458 --> 00:59:56,482
Hiyo ni kweli, punk punda.

1022
00:59:56,593 --> 00:59:59,153
Bullshit. Ninaenda kwangu usiku wa leo.
Nina mambo ya kufanya!

1023
00:59:59,262 --> 01:00:01,321
Norbit, bora utapata kwamba Kate Thomas

1024
01:00:01,431 --> 01:00:02,796
na kumfanya asaini.

1025
01:00:02,899 --> 01:00:04,059
Ndiyo.

1026
01:00:05,568 --> 01:00:07,160
Kate Thomas?

1027
01:00:07,270 --> 01:00:08,965
Unataka nipate karatasi hizi
kwa Kate Thomas?

1028
01:00:09,072 --> 01:00:10,266
Ndiyo.

1029
01:00:10,673 --> 01:00:11,662
Sawa, hiyo ni muhimu zaidi.

1030
01:00:11,774 --> 01:00:13,969
Nitashughulikia hili kwa ajili yenu.
Nitapata hizi kwa Kate Thomas.

1031
01:00:14,077 --> 01:00:16,602
- Hiyo ndio nilikuambia ufanye.
- Inua punk yako.

1032
01:00:16,713 --> 01:00:17,975
Sawa, nitaenda kuzipeleka kwa Kate

1033
01:00:18,081 --> 01:00:20,106
na kuchukua punda wangu wa punk kwa Kate Thomas
sasa hivi.

1034
01:00:20,216 --> 01:00:22,081
Samahani, nisamehe.
Ngoja nipitie hapa. Asante.

1035
01:00:22,185 --> 01:00:24,676
- Samahani. Kupitia. Habari.
- Punda mdogo.

1036
01:00:24,787 --> 01:00:27,381
Ndiyo, mimi ni punda. Samahani.
Kate Thomas.

1037
01:00:30,126 --> 01:00:32,026
Halo, samahani nimechelewa.

1038
01:00:32,261 --> 01:00:34,695
Mwanadamu, ni wakati wa
makeover pimpalicious. Hebu tufanye hivi.

1039
01:00:34,797 --> 01:00:37,288
Sawa. Lakini sasa hakuna kitu cha kuchekesha sana.
Nataka kuwa mwangalifu, lakini sio ...

1040
01:00:37,400 --> 01:00:39,391
Darasa. sitaki hapana...

1041
01:00:48,778 --> 01:00:50,609
Sasa, hiyo ni pimping.

1042
01:00:53,149 --> 01:00:55,208
Sawa, nywele ni kubwa zaidi.

1043
01:01:14,137 --> 01:01:19,700
Sawa. Naam, nadhani hii ndiyo, nyie.
Asante sana kwa msaada wako wote.

1044
01:01:20,076 --> 01:01:21,634
Asante kwa kunifanya niruke.

1045
01:01:21,744 --> 01:01:23,939
Unaruka kama kundi la ndege, mtoto.

1046
01:01:24,313 --> 01:01:26,645
- Unaonekana mzuri.
- Asante, wavulana.

1047
01:01:26,749 --> 01:01:30,446
- Tushughulikie biashara hii, kaka.
- Nitaishughulikia. Nitaishughulikia.

1048
01:01:30,653 --> 01:01:32,416
- Fanya matembezi, Norbit.
- Nimekupata.

1049
01:01:32,522 --> 01:01:34,513
Ndiyo. Norbit!

1050
01:01:42,899 --> 01:01:44,389
Wow, Norbit!

1051
01:01:46,402 --> 01:01:48,165
Nimechagua hizi tu
kando ya barabara,

1052
01:01:48,271 --> 01:01:50,899
kwa sababu huu ni mkutano wa kawaida tu.

1053
01:01:51,007 --> 01:01:54,943
Hakika. Na unaweka waya
juu ya mashina, pia. Huo ni mguso mzuri.

1054
01:01:55,745 --> 01:01:57,610
- Norbit!
- Halo, Sam.

1055
01:01:59,982 --> 01:02:02,382
Umevaa kuua, huh?

1056
01:02:02,485 --> 01:02:05,454
Katerina, unaonekana mrembo.
Njoo uketi, tafadhali.

1057
01:02:08,224 --> 01:02:10,715
Ninafanya utaalam wangu kwa ajili yako tu.

1058
01:02:10,827 --> 01:02:13,091
Habari. Je, umenipenda zaidi?

1059
01:02:13,196 --> 01:02:14,993
Unafikiri nini, huh?

1060
01:02:15,765 --> 01:02:18,893
Nitachukua maua,
ziweke ndani ya maji, sawa?

1061
01:02:19,402 --> 01:02:20,926
Yeye ni mtu mzuri.

1062
01:02:23,239 --> 01:02:24,331
Unapenda zaidi?

1063
01:02:24,440 --> 01:02:26,806
Nadhani wewe na Rasputia
kuja hapa sana, huh?

1064
01:02:26,909 --> 01:02:29,605
La, hapana. Tulizoea,
lakini alipigwa marufuku ya maisha

1065
01:02:29,712 --> 01:02:31,771
kwa sababu Sam alikuwa
bafe ya kila unachoweza-kula mara moja

1066
01:02:31,881 --> 01:02:35,874
na akaichukulia kama changamoto binafsi,
na ikawa mbaya sana.

1067
01:02:37,120 --> 01:02:38,519
Nataka kufanya toast.

1068
01:02:38,621 --> 01:02:39,918
Oh, hakika.

1069
01:02:42,325 --> 01:02:44,657
Kwa marafiki wa zamani.

1070
01:02:44,761 --> 01:02:46,729
Kwa marafiki wa zamani.

1071
01:02:48,498 --> 01:02:52,025
Tulikuwa washirika, sawa,
Norbit. Tulikuwa.

1072
01:02:54,103 --> 01:02:57,038
Nakuambia, unajua,

1073
01:02:57,140 --> 01:03:01,440
wakati mwingine nadhani
Sikupaswa kamwe kuoa Rasputia.

1074
01:03:01,911 --> 01:03:03,708
Unamaanisha nini, Norbit?

1075
01:03:03,813 --> 01:03:07,078
Nilikuwa mchanga sana, unajua,
na yeye latched juu yangu

1076
01:03:07,183 --> 01:03:11,449
na kwa namna fulani ilinisaidia kutoshea
na kunipa familia, kwa hivyo ...

1077
01:03:13,723 --> 01:03:15,054
Hatukuwa na mtu, Norbit.

1078
01:03:15,158 --> 01:03:18,616
Namaanisha, ni nani anayeweza kutulaumu
kwa kutaka kujisikia salama, unajua?

1079
01:03:19,796 --> 01:03:21,627
Ndio, salama.

1080
01:03:22,165 --> 01:03:23,928
Kama wewe na Deion?

1081
01:03:25,401 --> 01:03:26,527
Ndiyo.

1082
01:03:28,571 --> 01:03:33,440
Namaanisha,
ni tofauti na Deion, ni wazi.

1083
01:03:36,913 --> 01:03:38,608
Kwa hiyo, una nini hapa?

1084
01:03:38,714 --> 01:03:41,410
Hizo ni karatasi za ujenzi tu,

1085
01:03:41,517 --> 01:03:44,042
vibali na vitu ambavyo unapaswa kusaini.

1086
01:03:46,289 --> 01:03:48,780
Kate, naweza kukuuliza
swali la kibinafsi?

1087
01:03:48,891 --> 01:03:50,483
Hakika, nini?

1088
01:03:55,097 --> 01:03:56,860
Je, unampenda Deion?

1089
01:03:58,734 --> 01:04:01,897
Bila shaka. Ndiyo.

1090
01:04:04,407 --> 01:04:07,865
Vinginevyo,
kwa nini ningemuoa, sawa?

1091
01:04:09,645 --> 01:04:10,703
Kweli?

1092
01:04:13,683 --> 01:04:17,244
- Umepata pizza yako.
- Ni kuhusu wakati.

1093
01:04:17,854 --> 01:04:20,687
Ninakaribia kutoweka humu ndani
Nina njaa sana.

1094
01:04:20,790 --> 01:04:22,621
Norbit nje kuondoa kinamasi
au kitu.

1095
01:04:22,725 --> 01:04:27,992
Ndio, hakika anamwaga kinamasi.
Anamwaga kinamasi kama angekuwa.

1096
01:04:32,768 --> 01:04:35,566
- Kwa nini unanitazama hivyo?
- Norbit yuko wapi?

1097
01:04:36,138 --> 01:04:39,801
Kutoa kinamasi.
Na kwa nini unanitazama hivyo?

1098
01:04:40,710 --> 01:04:44,510
Yeye yuko huko msituni,
kumwaga kinamasi. Nilikuambia hapo awali.

1099
01:04:46,515 --> 01:04:48,642
sijui chochote.

1100
01:04:49,619 --> 01:04:52,247
Sijui chochote, sawa?

1101
01:04:58,094 --> 01:05:01,723
Yuko kwenye miadi na msichana huyo mzuri wa ngozi!

1102
01:05:12,441 --> 01:05:14,602
Ni wakati wa maumivu hapa! Sina hii!

1103
01:05:15,778 --> 01:05:18,611
Oh, kuzimu, hapana. Na juu ya hayo
amekuwa akiharibu kiti changu tena?

1104
01:05:18,714 --> 01:05:20,375
Jamani, Norbit!

1105
01:05:24,954 --> 01:05:26,819
Alinifanya niharibu uchafu wangu.

1106
01:05:37,300 --> 01:05:38,597
Hii ndio.

1107
01:05:38,701 --> 01:05:40,760
Daima ni nzuri sana humu ndani.

1108
01:05:41,304 --> 01:05:42,828
Amani.

1109
01:05:43,005 --> 01:05:45,371
- Habari, Kate, Norbit.
- Jambo.

1110
01:05:45,474 --> 01:05:48,875
Sikujua kuna mtu yeyote hapa.
Nilikuwa nikijiandaa kufunga duka.

1111
01:05:48,978 --> 01:05:52,709
Unajua, Kate,
haya yote yalitokea haraka sana,

1112
01:05:52,815 --> 01:05:56,080
Niligundua kuwa hatujawahi
nafasi ya kufanya mazoezi.

1113
01:05:56,185 --> 01:05:57,914
Oh, yeah, hiyo ni kweli.

1114
01:05:58,020 --> 01:05:59,112
Kwa hiyo, njoo huku juu.

1115
01:05:59,221 --> 01:06:01,689
Acha nikuonyeshe angalau
utasimama wapi.

1116
01:06:01,791 --> 01:06:03,383
- Njoo.
- Sawa.

1117
01:06:06,662 --> 01:06:09,563
Rasputia. Unajua
hauruhusiwi humu.

1118
01:06:09,665 --> 01:06:11,860
Kuzimu na hiyo. Norbit yuko wapi?

1119
01:06:11,968 --> 01:06:15,233
Sioni Norbit.
Kuna mtu yeyote anayeona Norbit?

1120
01:06:15,338 --> 01:06:16,771
- Hapana.
- Hajakuwa hapa.

1121
01:06:16,872 --> 01:06:21,673
Halafu nani alikuwa anakula punda wa Uturuki?

1122
01:06:23,112 --> 01:06:25,273
Kimbia! Kimbia! Kimbia!

1123
01:06:26,449 --> 01:06:28,679
Wakati huo
utatoa nadhiri zako kwa Deion.

1124
01:06:30,419 --> 01:06:32,649
Unataka kufanya mazoezi hayo?

1125
01:06:32,989 --> 01:06:37,688
Kweli, sikuwa nimeipata hiyo
bado kabisa.

1126
01:06:37,927 --> 01:06:40,020
Hata hujui
utasema nini bado?

1127
01:06:41,063 --> 01:06:44,123
Ungesema nini, Norbit?
sijui.

1128
01:06:44,633 --> 01:06:46,066
Ningesema nini?

1129
01:06:47,803 --> 01:06:49,430
Norbit!

1130
01:06:54,910 --> 01:06:58,812
Usitamani mpenzi wako
ilikuwa moto kama mimi

1131
01:06:58,914 --> 01:07:03,010
Usitamani mpenzi wako
alikuwa kituko kama mimi

1132
01:07:03,119 --> 01:07:04,086
Usiogope

1133
01:07:04,387 --> 01:07:07,015
Ningesema nini ikiwa ningesema viapo?

1134
01:07:07,156 --> 01:07:09,021
Nadhani...

1135
01:07:10,126 --> 01:07:11,218
Kate,

1136
01:07:12,828 --> 01:07:14,853
Ninawaza juu yako siku nzima.

1137
01:07:15,331 --> 01:07:19,495
Na wakati siko karibu nawe,

1138
01:07:19,602 --> 01:07:22,435
ninachofikiria ni kuwa karibu nawe.

1139
01:07:22,538 --> 01:07:24,233
Na unapokuwa karibu nami,

1140
01:07:24,340 --> 01:07:27,002
Ninahisi nina amani
na dunia nzima.

1141
01:07:29,211 --> 01:07:31,111
Najua kuwa...

1142
01:07:32,882 --> 01:07:34,611
Najua sitalazimika kufanya hivyo
muombe Mungu chochote

1143
01:07:34,717 --> 01:07:37,015
kwa sababu, maadamu niko na wewe maishani mwangu,

1144
01:07:37,119 --> 01:07:40,520
Nilipata kila kitu nilichotaka.

1145
01:07:43,526 --> 01:07:46,723
Na jambo pekee
Mimi kwa kweli nataka kufanya ni tu

1146
01:07:46,829 --> 01:07:51,698
tumia maisha yangu yote kukutengeneza
kama vile umenifurahisha.

1147
01:07:53,602 --> 01:07:55,570
Kwa sababu nakupenda, Kate.

1148
01:07:58,908 --> 01:08:00,432
nakupenda.

1149
01:08:01,944 --> 01:08:03,878
sijui. Kitu kama hicho.

1150
01:08:04,380 --> 01:08:07,008
Na baada ya nadhiri ungefanya...

1151
01:08:09,018 --> 01:08:10,007
Sawa.

1152
01:08:42,218 --> 01:08:43,185
Ee Mungu wangu.

1153
01:08:44,053 --> 01:08:45,918
Samahani, lazima niende.

1154
01:08:46,755 --> 01:08:48,052
samahani.

1155
01:08:56,432 --> 01:08:58,866
- Awkward.
- Ndio.

1156
01:09:05,641 --> 01:09:08,838
Nipe huo mkwara.
Nilipata mauaji ya kufanya.

1157
01:09:21,690 --> 01:09:22,918
Jamani!

1158
01:09:23,659 --> 01:09:27,322
Mimi ni Mkristo. Umenipata
juu katika kanisa hili laana, Norbit.

1159
01:09:29,131 --> 01:09:31,827
Kifo hututenganisha, huh? Sawa, Norbit.

1160
01:09:31,934 --> 01:09:34,061
Inaonekana umesogea juu
ratiba ya mungu.

1161
01:09:34,170 --> 01:09:35,728
Nalaani tena.

1162
01:09:35,971 --> 01:09:36,995
Omba, bitch, omba.

1163
01:09:37,106 --> 01:09:38,733
Baba yetu uliye mbinguni,
jina lako litukuzwe.

1164
01:09:38,841 --> 01:09:42,333
Ufalme wako uje, mapenzi yako yatimizwe
duniani kama huko mbinguni.

1165
01:09:43,445 --> 01:09:45,970
Kate, tafadhali. Kate, tafadhali, samahani.

1166
01:09:46,081 --> 01:09:47,275
Kate, tafadhali, simama na uzungumze nami.

1167
01:09:47,383 --> 01:09:49,248
Tafadhali, tafadhali, Kate.
Zungumza nami, tafadhali.

1168
01:09:49,351 --> 01:09:51,114
Siwezi, Norbit.

1169
01:09:51,554 --> 01:09:53,283
Nimechanganyikiwa sana sasa hivi.

1170
01:09:53,389 --> 01:09:56,847
samahani. Yote yalikuwa makosa yangu.
Sikupaswa kumbusu kamwe.

1171
01:09:57,493 --> 01:09:58,960
Hapana.

1172
01:10:01,797 --> 01:10:03,424
Nilitaka wewe.

1173
01:10:05,634 --> 01:10:08,228
Ndio maana nimechanganyikiwa sana.

1174
01:10:10,739 --> 01:10:12,297
Usiku mwema.

1175
01:10:23,485 --> 01:10:25,180
Yeye alitaka mimi.

1176
01:10:33,729 --> 01:10:37,460
- karatasi ziko wapi, Norbit?
- Nimezipata kwa ajili yako hapa.

1177
01:10:43,839 --> 01:10:46,273
Ningependa kuwa wewe sasa hivi.

1178
01:10:46,809 --> 01:10:47,776
Kwa nini?

1179
01:10:48,877 --> 01:10:50,674
Nenda ndani ya nyumba.

1180
01:10:51,313 --> 01:10:52,678
Nenda ndani.

1181
01:10:55,851 --> 01:10:58,615
Nenda mbele, mjinga. Unasubiri nini?

1182
01:10:58,721 --> 01:11:00,348
Ingia ndani.

1183
01:11:12,234 --> 01:11:14,259
Hujambo?

1184
01:11:17,873 --> 01:11:20,103
Tone la chokoleti, niko nyumbani.

1185
01:11:22,111 --> 01:11:23,976
Lollipop?

1186
01:11:25,881 --> 01:11:27,041
Barua.

1187
01:11:33,222 --> 01:11:35,520
Unatarajia barua, Norbit?

1188
01:11:36,292 --> 01:11:40,319
Umenitisha.
Hapana, nilikuwa nikitazama tu.

1189
01:11:40,929 --> 01:11:42,726
Tarehe yako ilikuwaje?

1190
01:11:43,332 --> 01:11:44,594
Tarehe?

1191
01:11:45,301 --> 01:11:49,135
Hiyo haikuwa tarehe. Hiyo ilikuwa tu...

1192
01:11:49,238 --> 01:11:53,868
Nilikuwa nimemaliza
mazoezi ya harusi ya nani-jina lake.

1193
01:11:55,778 --> 01:11:58,576
Ni hayo tu. Haikuwa tarehe, ingawa.

1194
01:12:00,983 --> 01:12:02,382
Oh, kweli?

1195
01:12:20,169 --> 01:12:22,865
Lloyd. Je, huyo ni wewe, Lloyd?

1196
01:12:23,839 --> 01:12:26,000
Lloyd, nitafanya nini?

1197
01:12:26,575 --> 01:12:28,202
Muue kiboko.

1198
01:12:28,644 --> 01:12:30,669
Samahani? Ulisema nini?

1199
01:12:30,779 --> 01:12:35,443
Umenisikia. Sugua yake nje.
Mchukue chini. Ice the bitch.

1200
01:12:36,285 --> 01:12:39,345
Habari. Lloyd, unazungumza.

1201
01:12:39,455 --> 01:12:43,186
Alichukua miguu yangu, Norbit.
Alichukua miguu yangu.

1202
01:12:43,292 --> 01:12:46,261
Unajua ni nini kuwa mbwa
bila miguu?

1203
01:12:46,362 --> 01:12:48,159
Siwezi kuinua moja ili kukojoa.

1204
01:12:48,263 --> 01:12:53,166
Kuzimu, siwezi hata kuruka tena, Norbit.
Humping ilikuwa jambo langu.

1205
01:12:53,268 --> 01:12:55,498
Hii ni nini, Norbit?

1206
01:12:58,807 --> 01:13:01,776
Aina fulani ya sanaa ya ajabu ya viazi ya kishetani?

1207
01:13:03,512 --> 01:13:04,774
Hii ni nini?

1208
01:13:04,880 --> 01:13:07,440
Inaonekana kama asidi
tunazotumia chini kwenye machimbo.

1209
01:13:07,549 --> 01:13:08,675
Sawa!

1210
01:13:08,784 --> 01:13:11,480
Lakini hii ni
Uso mdogo wa Miss Pretty Little Thang.

1211
01:13:11,587 --> 01:13:15,751
Na, Norbit, ikiwa utamwona tena,
ikiwa utazungumza naye tena,

1212
01:13:15,858 --> 01:13:18,190
kama umewahi sana
fikiria tena juu ya sungura,

1213
01:13:18,293 --> 01:13:20,853
hiki ndicho kitakachomtokea.

1214
01:13:26,969 --> 01:13:28,561
Unaendeleaje?

1215
01:13:29,505 --> 01:13:31,666
Unapata picha, Norbit?

1216
01:13:33,542 --> 01:13:36,409
Deion, nafikiri hivyo tu
tunahitaji kupiga.

1217
01:13:36,512 --> 01:13:38,742
Sio wewe, ni mimi.

1218
01:13:38,847 --> 01:13:41,577
Ikiwa tu tunapunguza kasi, mimi ...

1219
01:13:41,683 --> 01:13:43,514
Lo, umeamka.

1220
01:13:43,619 --> 01:13:46,417
- Deion, tunahitaji kuzungumza.
- Ndiyo, tunafanya.

1221
01:13:46,522 --> 01:13:49,582
Nilikuwa tu Latimore Construction,
unajua, na mipango ya ukarabati,

1222
01:13:49,691 --> 01:13:52,125
na nilipata hii kwenye dawati la Big Black.

1223
01:13:52,694 --> 01:13:53,786
Ni nini?

1224
01:13:53,896 --> 01:13:56,228
Ni ombi la kufanya upya
leseni ya pombe ya Golden Wonton

1225
01:13:56,331 --> 01:13:58,925
na kuiweka katika jina la Latimores.

1226
01:13:59,668 --> 01:14:00,726
Je!

1227
01:14:00,836 --> 01:14:03,304
Mtoto, ulitia saini jana.
Angalia tarehe.

1228
01:14:03,405 --> 01:14:05,805
Hapana. Hapana, sikutia saini chochote.

1229
01:14:07,576 --> 01:14:10,409
Vibali kadhaa tu
ambayo Norbit alinipa, lakini ...

1230
01:14:10,512 --> 01:14:12,776
Je, umezisoma?

1231
01:14:13,649 --> 01:14:15,708
- Hapana.
- Hapana Mkuu.

1232
01:14:15,818 --> 01:14:17,285
Sielewi, ingawa, Deion.

1233
01:14:17,386 --> 01:14:19,411
Kwa nini Latimores
nataka nifanye upya leseni ya pombe

1234
01:14:19,521 --> 01:14:20,749
kwenye kituo cha watoto yatima?

1235
01:14:20,856 --> 01:14:22,585
Mtoto, watu wanasema
wamekuwa wakijaribu kuweka mikono yao juu

1236
01:14:22,691 --> 01:14:24,921
kituo hicho cha watoto yatima kwa miaka mingi.

1237
01:14:25,027 --> 01:14:27,928
Inaonekana wanataka kuigeuza
kwenye kiungo cha strip.

1238
01:14:28,263 --> 01:14:29,491
Ya kuchukiza.

1239
01:14:29,865 --> 01:14:32,698
Kwanza utasafisha basement,
kisha utasafisha karakana,

1240
01:14:32,801 --> 01:14:34,769
kisha utaenda juu
na kusafisha Attic.

1241
01:14:34,870 --> 01:14:36,997
Hatuna hata dari.

1242
01:14:37,105 --> 01:14:40,632
Kweli, basi unaunda Attic nzuri, basi,
Norbit! Na kisha safisha!

1243
01:14:40,742 --> 01:14:43,609
Ninapanda ghorofani kuoga maji mapovu.

1244
01:14:47,850 --> 01:14:51,684
Bitch! Wewe jamani!

1245
01:14:53,917 --> 01:14:55,544
Hatimaye.

1246
01:14:55,652 --> 01:14:59,952
Nilihitaji hii.
Hebu nizamishe punda huyu.

1247
01:15:00,057 --> 01:15:01,922
Unaendeleaje?

1248
01:15:05,262 --> 01:15:06,889
Nzuri na moto.

1249
01:15:07,431 --> 01:15:09,899
Inaonekana kama mvua inanyesha nje.

1250
01:15:20,544 --> 01:15:21,670
La, hapana.

1251
01:15:22,479 --> 01:15:23,673
Kate!

1252
01:15:23,780 --> 01:15:24,747
Norbit.

1253
01:15:24,848 --> 01:15:27,043
Hapa. Hapa.

1254
01:15:28,218 --> 01:15:29,776
Nahitaji kuzungumza na wewe.

1255
01:15:29,886 --> 01:15:33,049
Unajua nini kilikuwa kwenye karatasi hizo
ulinipa saini jana usiku?

1256
01:15:33,156 --> 01:15:35,021
Ndio, vibali vya ujenzi.

1257
01:15:35,125 --> 01:15:37,252
Hapana, hiyo sio yote.

1258
01:15:40,897 --> 01:15:42,125
Norbit.

1259
01:15:42,432 --> 01:15:46,095
Halo, ... Nenda tu, Kate!
Ondoka hapa!

1260
01:15:46,203 --> 01:15:47,363
Je!

1261
01:15:49,573 --> 01:15:52,167
Ulisikia nilichosema!
Ondoka tu hapa! Scram!

1262
01:15:52,275 --> 01:15:55,972
Latimores wanajaribu
kuchukua udhibiti wa kituo cha watoto yatima, Norbit.

1263
01:15:56,079 --> 01:16:00,140
Naam, kwa nini usiende kutafuta
mtu anayetoa punda wa panya,

1264
01:16:00,250 --> 01:16:02,810
kwa sababu mimi hakika kama kuzimu hawana!

1265
01:16:03,386 --> 01:16:06,480
- Hujali?
- Hapana, sijali.

1266
01:16:08,058 --> 01:16:10,925
- Na sijali kuhusu wewe, pia!
- Norbit.

1267
01:16:11,027 --> 01:16:14,758
Mwanamke pekee niliyewahi kuwa naye,
milele kupendwa na milele kujali

1268
01:16:14,865 --> 01:16:18,392
alikuwa mke wangu kipenzi, Rasputia!

1269
01:16:20,604 --> 01:16:21,628
Lakini jana usiku...

1270
01:16:21,738 --> 01:16:26,266
Jana usiku nilikuwa nikijaribu kukupiga msumari,
unajua, alama?

1271
01:16:26,743 --> 01:16:28,904
Lakini sasa ninatambua kuwa si lazima nifanye hivyo!

1272
01:16:29,012 --> 01:16:34,575
Ninachohitaji ni mrembo wangu,
mke wa thamani Rasputia!

1273
01:16:35,519 --> 01:16:39,956
Yeye ndiye mwanamke ninayehitaji, kwa hivyo
unaweza kuendelea na kutoka hapa,

1274
01:16:40,056 --> 01:16:42,547
wewe dame mjinga! Nani anakuhitaji?

1275
01:16:43,593 --> 01:16:45,493
Jamani, Norbit.

1276
01:16:45,595 --> 01:16:48,792
Alifanya kile kitu kidogo nyembamba
tambua mpango wako?

1277
01:16:48,899 --> 01:16:52,460
Msichana, hupati tu, sivyo?
Norbit alikuchezea.

1278
01:16:52,569 --> 01:16:54,867
Ulimfanya asaini karatasi hizo,
si wewe?

1279
01:16:54,971 --> 01:16:56,666
Ndiyo, mpenzi.

1280
01:16:57,574 --> 01:16:59,235
Amekuwa akikuweka
kutoka wakati huo

1281
01:16:59,342 --> 01:17:01,435
tangu siku ya kwanza kufika hapa.

1282
01:17:01,545 --> 01:17:02,910
Unaendeleaje?

1283
01:17:03,847 --> 01:17:06,714
Usiwahi kuzungumza nami tena!

1284
01:17:08,151 --> 01:17:09,209
Kate.

1285
01:17:09,319 --> 01:17:12,015
Jamani, Norbit,
unachukiza kila mtu leo.

1286
01:17:12,122 --> 01:17:17,355
Usiwahi kuzungumza nami tena!
Usiwahi kuzungumza nami tena!

1287
01:17:19,830 --> 01:17:21,058
Kamwe tena!

1288
01:17:53,430 --> 01:17:54,761
Habari, Norbit.

1289
01:17:56,299 --> 01:17:58,563
Bw. Wong,
unafanya nini hapa?

1290
01:17:58,668 --> 01:18:02,399
Ninaenda tu kwa matembezi, Norbit.
Kwenda tu kwa matembezi.

1291
01:18:02,505 --> 01:18:06,134
Ninaishi katika mtaa huu kwa muda mrefu.
Muda mrefu.

1292
01:18:07,010 --> 01:18:09,103
Hivi karibuni nitaendelea.

1293
01:18:09,212 --> 01:18:11,737
Ndio, ninapotazama jirani hii,

1294
01:18:11,848 --> 01:18:15,375
Natambua hapo
hakuna dry cleaners nzuri hapa.

1295
01:18:15,485 --> 01:18:17,180
Ningeweza kufanya mauaji.

1296
01:18:17,287 --> 01:18:18,652
Kwa nini una sanduku?

1297
01:18:18,755 --> 01:18:21,815
Ninaondoa H kutoka hapa.
Ninaondoka mjini kabisa.

1298
01:18:21,925 --> 01:18:23,051
Je! Unaondoka mjini?

1299
01:18:23,159 --> 01:18:26,424
Nilidhani unashikilia karibu,
msaidie Kate kuendesha kituo cha watoto yatima.

1300
01:18:26,963 --> 01:18:28,555
Anaolewa
kwa Deion kesho,

1301
01:18:28,665 --> 01:18:31,156
kwa hivyo hakuna sababu
ili nibaki hapa.

1302
01:18:31,268 --> 01:18:32,758
Hakuna sababu?

1303
01:18:32,936 --> 01:18:34,597
Hapana, hataniona.

1304
01:18:34,704 --> 01:18:37,002
Na zaidi ya hayo,
Nitaishia kuumia tena.

1305
01:18:37,107 --> 01:18:40,440
Norbit, unanisikiliza.
Wewe ni maalum sana kwangu.

1306
01:18:41,244 --> 01:18:45,408
Ninakupenda kama mtoto wangu mwenyewe,
kama mtoto wa kiume, si mtoto wa kike.

1307
01:18:45,515 --> 01:18:47,881
Wong mara moja kuwa na mtoto wa kike
nyuma katika Shanghai.

1308
01:18:47,984 --> 01:18:50,509
Alipokuwa na umri wa miaka miwili,
Ninamfanyia biashara yak.

1309
01:18:50,620 --> 01:18:53,180
Kitu kama hicho kinatokea nchini Uchina
mara kwa mara.

1310
01:18:53,290 --> 01:18:54,951
Yak ngumu sana kuja.

1311
01:18:55,058 --> 01:18:57,788
Ah, ndio, hakika. Nashukuru hilo.

1312
01:18:57,894 --> 01:19:00,761
Huwezi kukimbia
kutoka kwa shida zako, Norbit.

1313
01:19:00,864 --> 01:19:04,800
Watu weusi wanakimbia haraka,
lakini tatizo kwa kasi zaidi.

1314
01:19:05,435 --> 01:19:07,027
Huo ni aina fulani ya ubaguzi wa rangi.

1315
01:19:07,137 --> 01:19:11,267
Ndiyo. Wong mbaguzi sana. Sipendi nyeusi.
Sipendi Myahudi pia.

1316
01:19:11,374 --> 01:19:14,138
Lakini weusi na Wayahudi wanapenda chakula cha Wachina.
Nenda kwenye takwimu.

1317
01:19:15,045 --> 01:19:17,479
Daima kumbuka mambo mawili, Norbit.

1318
01:19:17,580 --> 01:19:22,040
Moja, ingawa wewe ni mbaya sana,

1319
01:19:22,152 --> 01:19:24,985
una nguvu sana ndani, kama shujaa.

1320
01:19:25,088 --> 01:19:29,388
Na mbili, barua inakuja Ijumaa marehemu.

1321
01:19:31,227 --> 01:19:33,388
Wong Dry Cleaning.

1322
01:19:34,197 --> 01:19:35,960
Inaweza kuwa kubwa.

1323
01:19:36,066 --> 01:19:39,729
Sio lazima hata kusafisha chochote,
wewe tu dawa na wanga.

1324
01:20:00,123 --> 01:20:01,283
Bw...

1325
01:20:06,363 --> 01:20:08,228
Lazima nimwonye Kate.

1326
01:20:16,906 --> 01:20:17,930
Hujambo?

1327
01:20:18,041 --> 01:20:20,134
Habari, Kate. Kate, ni Norbit.
Lazima nizungumze nawe.

1328
01:20:20,243 --> 01:20:23,644
- Tafadhali usinipigie simu tena.
- Hapana, Kate, ni muhimu sana.

1329
01:20:25,248 --> 01:20:26,579
Kate?

1330
01:20:39,696 --> 01:20:40,924
Unaenda mahali fulani, Norbit?

1331
01:20:41,031 --> 01:20:43,363
Hapana, nilikuwa ... Hapana.

1332
01:20:43,466 --> 01:20:45,127
Nilikuambia nini
kuhusu kuondoka kwenye nyumba hii?

1333
01:20:45,235 --> 01:20:47,703
Nilikuwa naenda tu kupata hewa safi.

1334
01:20:47,804 --> 01:20:50,398
Kijana, hauendi popote
hadi baada ya harusi hiyo kufanyika.

1335
01:20:50,507 --> 01:20:52,134
Tumepanda sana juu ya hilo.

1336
01:20:52,242 --> 01:20:54,210
Una nini
kupanda kwenye harusi?

1337
01:20:54,310 --> 01:20:56,505
Mara tu rafiki yako mdogo anaposema, "Ninafanya,"

1338
01:20:56,613 --> 01:20:59,878
Deion na sisi tutaenda
geuza kituo cha watoto yatima kuwa baa ya titty.

1339
01:21:00,216 --> 01:21:02,446
Lakini vipi kuhusu watoto yatima?

1340
01:21:02,552 --> 01:21:05,612
Kuzimu, wanaweza kuja pia,
kama wanalipa bima.

1341
01:21:07,857 --> 01:21:10,690
Yohana Mbatizaji, acha mpango wao mbaya.

1342
01:21:11,494 --> 01:21:13,519
Weka punda wako chini kwenye basement.

1343
01:21:14,064 --> 01:21:15,588
Shuka huko!

1344
01:21:20,470 --> 01:21:26,204
Ni nyumba ya wazimu! Nyumba ya wazimu!

1345
01:21:42,392 --> 01:21:45,020
- Njoo, Rasputia! Tutachelewa.
- Ndio.

1346
01:21:45,128 --> 01:21:47,062
Najua bora uache kuniharakisha.

1347
01:21:47,163 --> 01:21:49,631
Uzuri huchukua muda.
Hili halitokei tu.

1348
01:21:49,732 --> 01:21:50,994
La, hapana.

1349
01:21:51,301 --> 01:21:52,268
Unashuka kwenye gari.

1350
01:21:52,368 --> 01:21:54,168
Utakaa hapa
na hakikisha Norbit haiendi mahali popote.

1351
01:21:54,270 --> 01:21:56,795
Je! Kwa nini nilipaswa kukaa?

1352
01:21:56,906 --> 01:21:59,374
Kwa sababu kila mtu anajua
wewe mwenye akili zaidi.

1353
01:22:16,292 --> 01:22:19,887
Dakika tatu za kuonyesha wakati.
Si kuchelewa sana kuku nje.

1354
01:22:20,563 --> 01:22:22,360
Hapana, niko tayari.

1355
01:22:22,665 --> 01:22:24,929
Sawa. Unaonekana mrembo.

1356
01:22:43,453 --> 01:22:45,853
P-O-W-E-R.

1357
01:22:45,955 --> 01:22:50,153
T hadi A kwa mama-mama P.
Gonga mafuta kwa nguvu, rudi nyuma.

1358
01:22:50,260 --> 01:22:52,057
Gonga mafuta kwa nguvu, rudi nyuma.

1359
01:23:11,514 --> 01:23:13,072
Latimores wanafanya nini hapa?

1360
01:23:13,183 --> 01:23:16,482
Usijali. Ni siku yako.
Unaonekana mrembo.

1361
01:23:25,962 --> 01:23:27,224
Karanga.

1362
01:23:27,797 --> 01:23:30,391
- Tsp, tsp, tsp. Tsp ni mbali.
- Gonga, gonga. Gonga...

1363
01:23:31,100 --> 01:23:32,328
Norbit!

1364
01:23:34,470 --> 01:23:36,734
Norbit? Norbit?

1365
01:23:38,708 --> 01:23:40,608
Oh, jamani. Alitoroka.

1366
01:23:41,444 --> 01:23:43,275
Norbit! Norbit!

1367
01:23:44,280 --> 01:23:46,339
Punda wako ni wangu, Norbit!

1368
01:23:55,925 --> 01:23:57,222
Ndiyo.

1369
01:24:01,831 --> 01:24:03,856
- Sasa hivi? Shit.
- Je, yuko sawa?

1370
01:24:04,267 --> 01:24:06,497
Norbit alitoroka. Atakuwa
inaelekea hivi. Njoo.

1371
01:24:06,603 --> 01:24:08,070
Kuzimu, hapana.

1372
01:24:11,808 --> 01:24:14,242
- Norbit inakuja.
- Kwa shizzle?

1373
01:24:14,344 --> 01:24:16,505
Tunapaswa kutafuta njia
kusimamisha harusi.

1374
01:24:16,613 --> 01:24:17,944
Tulia tu, Bw. Wong.

1375
01:24:18,047 --> 01:24:21,278
Nimeharibu harusi nyingi
nyuma katika siku. Nimepata hii.

1376
01:24:21,884 --> 01:24:23,715
Mpendwa mpendwa,

1377
01:24:23,820 --> 01:24:27,916
tumekusanyika hapa leo
kuungana na hawa wawili katika ndoa takatifu.

1378
01:24:28,024 --> 01:24:30,720
Waheshimiwa, napinga!

1379
01:24:31,394 --> 01:24:34,886
Kitu? Mheshimiwa, hatujafika
sehemu hiyo bado.

1380
01:24:34,998 --> 01:24:38,866
Kisha ninapinga mapema,
Mchungaji.

1381
01:24:40,403 --> 01:24:43,770
Hakuna kosa, ndugu yangu, lakini tuko tu
kujaribu kuweka treni inazunguka hapa.

1382
01:24:43,873 --> 01:24:47,206
Oh, vizuri, kama unataka
pata mwendo wa treni, unajua...

1383
01:24:47,310 --> 01:24:49,471
Lazima utumie "L" kubwa.

1384
01:24:50,813 --> 01:24:51,837
Wasagaji.

1385
01:24:51,948 --> 01:24:54,109
Hapana, jamani.
Sizungumzii kuhusu wasagaji.

1386
01:24:54,217 --> 01:24:55,775
- Ingawa, usiku sana.
- Ndiyo.

1387
01:24:55,885 --> 01:24:57,409
- Sawa?
- Ndiyo.

1388
01:24:57,620 --> 01:25:00,521
- Hapana, ndugu, tunazungumza juu ya upendo.
- Upendo.

1389
01:25:00,623 --> 01:25:06,255
Upendo ni injini
ambayo inaendesha gari moshi mbele, nyuma,

1390
01:25:06,362 --> 01:25:11,129
upande kwa upande,
upendo wa pande zote huenda.

1391
01:25:11,234 --> 01:25:13,794
Unanielewa? Nimepata hii, ndugu.

1392
01:25:13,903 --> 01:25:18,340
Sizungumzii juu ya hakuna $ 20 hapa,
kiti cha nyuma cha gari,

1393
01:25:18,441 --> 01:25:20,409
stanky-stanky, hanky-panky.

1394
01:25:20,510 --> 01:25:21,477
- Hapana.
- Hapana.

1395
01:25:21,577 --> 01:25:23,977
Ninazungumza juu ya nzuri, nzuri,

1396
01:25:24,080 --> 01:25:27,072
kuimarishwa na
nane vitamini muhimu upendo.

1397
01:25:27,183 --> 01:25:28,616
Gharama hiyo popote pale...

1398
01:25:28,718 --> 01:25:29,707
Iligharimu kiasi gani?

1399
01:25:29,819 --> 01:25:33,880
Takriban $136, Jumatatu hadi Ijumaa.
$212 mwishoni mwa wiki.

1400
01:25:33,990 --> 01:25:36,823
Kwa sababu ya mfumuko wa bei.
Je, ninaweza kupata "Amina"?

1401
01:25:36,926 --> 01:25:38,018
Amina!

1402
01:25:48,338 --> 01:25:50,238
Unakwenda wapi, Norbit?

1403
01:25:50,340 --> 01:25:53,366
Hakuna nta ya M-ngu wako, Rasputia!

1404
01:25:53,476 --> 01:25:55,467
Angalia wewe mzee mjinga.
Huwezi hata kupanda baiskeli.

1405
01:25:55,578 --> 01:25:58,570
Ndio, naweza, kwa sababu Kate alinifundisha!

1406
01:26:07,990 --> 01:26:12,222
Ndugu na dada.
Hii ni kwa ajili ya ndugu.

1407
01:26:12,328 --> 01:26:16,025
Unaponunua zile zinazosema,
"Mbavu kwa raha yake,"

1408
01:26:16,132 --> 01:26:20,728
kuwageuza ndani nje
na wakapiga mbavu kwa radhi yako.

1409
01:26:20,837 --> 01:26:23,067
- Je, ninaweza kupata "Amina"?
- Amina!

1410
01:26:23,172 --> 01:26:25,663
Sasa, tunazungumza juu ya mbavu na raha.

1411
01:26:26,209 --> 01:26:30,578
Ndiyo. Kwa muda mfupi tu,
tunajivunia kuwasilisha kwako

1412
01:26:30,680 --> 01:26:33,877
barbeque yetu, mtoto nyuma, horseradish,

1413
01:26:33,983 --> 01:26:36,918
haradali na
mbavu zilizotiwa siagi ya karanga

1414
01:26:37,019 --> 01:26:41,718
na infusion kidogo ya Jagermeister
kunyunyiziwa na majani ya chamomile

1415
01:26:41,824 --> 01:26:46,523
na horseradish
na saladi ya dandelion kwenye kitanda cha mchele.

1416
01:26:46,629 --> 01:26:49,723
Nunua Pimp Platter moja,
pata mifupa yote bure.

1417
01:26:49,866 --> 01:26:52,858
Hapana, hapana, hapana! Inatosha kuzungumza.

1418
01:26:52,969 --> 01:26:54,903
Ni wakati wa kurudi kwenye harusi.

1419
01:26:55,004 --> 01:26:59,634
Haitoshi kamwe kuzungumza
unapozungumzia upendo, ndugu.

1420
01:26:59,742 --> 01:27:01,937
- Si hivyo?
- Ndio!

1421
01:27:02,044 --> 01:27:03,602
Ngoja nikusikie ukisema, watu!

1422
01:27:03,713 --> 01:27:04,737
Upendo!

1423
01:27:04,847 --> 01:27:06,872
Acha nikusikie ukiimba, kwaya!

1424
01:27:06,983 --> 01:27:09,076
Upendo!

1425
01:27:21,664 --> 01:27:23,188
- Nitakuvunja kichwa.
- Rasputia.

1426
01:27:23,299 --> 01:27:24,698
- Je!
- Gari!

1427
01:27:24,801 --> 01:27:26,496
Sijali kuhusu kutokuwa na gari.
Niko tayari kufa.

1428
01:27:26,602 --> 01:27:27,967
Gari!

1429
01:27:29,939 --> 01:27:31,964
Niko tayari kufa!

1430
01:27:33,443 --> 01:27:34,467
Niko tayari kufa.

1431
01:27:34,577 --> 01:27:37,375
Sitakuruhusu uharibu Nipplopolis
kwa ajili yangu, kijana! Jamani!

1432
01:27:37,480 --> 01:27:39,471
nitakufa. Nitafia humu ndani.

1433
01:27:39,916 --> 01:27:41,508
Endesha gari, Mungu alaaniwe!

1434
01:27:47,690 --> 01:27:51,786
Kuna nini mzungu?
Lipa dhambi zako. Lipa dhambi zako.

1435
01:27:52,061 --> 01:27:54,359
Tutabadilisha jina lako kuwa Leroy.

1436
01:28:50,887 --> 01:28:52,752
Amina!

1437
01:28:57,126 --> 01:28:58,252
Inatosha!

1438
01:28:58,361 --> 01:29:01,660
Inatosha! Inatosha! Inatosha!
Inatosha! Inatosha!

1439
01:29:01,931 --> 01:29:03,694
- Acha muziki!
- Shikilia.

1440
01:29:03,833 --> 01:29:06,165
Nyamaza! Nyinyi wawili, nyamazeni!

1441
01:29:06,269 --> 01:29:08,100
Ni hayo tu. Huu ni wakati wa mume na mke.

1442
01:29:08,204 --> 01:29:11,833
Sasa, twende. Twende zetu.
Mambo ya mume na mke.

1443
01:29:13,943 --> 01:29:14,910
Mpendwa mpendwa,

1444
01:29:15,912 --> 01:29:17,140
tumekusanyika hapa leo...

1445
01:29:17,246 --> 01:29:18,543
napinga!

1446
01:29:18,648 --> 01:29:20,013
Lo, kwa ajili ya Kristo!

1447
01:29:20,449 --> 01:29:21,939
- Norbit.
- Norbit.

1448
01:29:22,051 --> 01:29:23,040
Norbit.

1449
01:29:23,152 --> 01:29:25,950
Norbit

1450
01:29:26,722 --> 01:29:29,418
Harusi hii ni tapeli
na niko hapa kuizuia.

1451
01:29:29,525 --> 01:29:31,493
Norbit, unafanya nini?

1452
01:29:31,594 --> 01:29:35,257
Mimi ni mwanaume
kwa mara ya kwanza katika maisha yangu. Kate...

1453
01:29:36,098 --> 01:29:38,032
Kate, nakupenda.

1454
01:29:39,602 --> 01:29:41,934
Umesema nini jamani?

1455
01:29:43,339 --> 01:29:46,069
Ulisikia nilichosema, tarumbeta.
Nampenda Kate!

1456
01:29:46,175 --> 01:29:48,473
Hiyo ni kweli. Nakupenda, Kate.

1457
01:29:48,578 --> 01:29:51,911
Na wiki mbili zilizopita nilikaa nawe
yamekuwa na maana zaidi kwangu

1458
01:29:52,014 --> 01:29:54,847
kuliko maisha yangu yote mabaya
na wewe, Rasputia!

1459
01:29:54,951 --> 01:30:00,082
Imekwisha! Norbit Albert Mchele
si mchumba wako tena!

1460
01:30:05,161 --> 01:30:06,526
Umekufa! Ondoka kwangu!

1461
01:30:06,629 --> 01:30:08,221
Ondoa mikono yako kwangu, Mweusi.
Usiende kunipiga.

1462
01:30:08,331 --> 01:30:10,561
Una shida gani, msichana?
Una shida gani? Ondoka kwangu.

1463
01:30:10,666 --> 01:30:11,826
Huzungumzi hivyo nami.

1464
01:30:11,934 --> 01:30:12,901
Hapana, subiri!

1465
01:30:13,002 --> 01:30:14,264
Hapana, hapana, subiri, mtoto wa kike,
anaharibu harusi yetu.

1466
01:30:14,370 --> 01:30:15,667
Wacha turudi kwenye harusi.

1467
01:30:15,771 --> 01:30:18,467
Tumesikia ushauri wa kondomu
kutoka kwa pimp wa zamani.

1468
01:30:18,574 --> 01:30:21,168
Nadhani tunaweza kuishi
maneno machache kutoka kwa Norbit.

1469
01:30:21,277 --> 01:30:24,269
Deion ni bandia. Anakuoa
ili tu kupata pesa zako.

1470
01:30:24,380 --> 01:30:25,369
Je!

1471
01:30:25,481 --> 01:30:28,575
Yeye na Latimores.
Walifikiria mpango huu wote up.

1472
01:30:28,684 --> 01:30:31,847
Ameolewa mara nne huko
miaka sita iliyopita kwa wanawake wanne tofauti,

1473
01:30:31,954 --> 01:30:34,980
na akawalaghai wanawake
kati ya $300,000 katika makazi ya talaka.

1474
01:30:35,091 --> 01:30:36,854
Ndio, nilisikia yote juu yake!
Na kitu kingine.

1475
01:30:36,959 --> 01:30:39,154
Wangejaribu kuiba
kituo cha watoto yatima kutoka kwako.

1476
01:30:39,261 --> 01:30:40,489
Hiyo ndiyo jambo hili lote linahusu!

1477
01:30:40,596 --> 01:30:43,759
Wewe kichaa! Ana mapenzi makubwa kwako.
Anatengeneza mambo haya.

1478
01:30:43,866 --> 01:30:45,663
Oh, ndio? Nina wazimu?
Je, ninatengeneza yote?

1479
01:30:45,768 --> 01:30:47,998
- Ndio, unatengeneza.
- Basi nini kuhusu hili, basi?

1480
01:30:48,104 --> 01:30:50,800
Huu ushahidi ninao.
Tazama hii!

1481
01:30:52,208 --> 01:30:54,142
Hii, vizuri ...

1482
01:30:54,343 --> 01:30:57,938
Hii ilikuwa, kabla ya kuanguka kwenye bwawa,
ilikuwa na namba

1483
01:30:58,047 --> 01:30:59,514
na kulikuwa na habari.

1484
01:30:59,615 --> 01:31:02,709
Kulikuwa na majina ya watu
na tarehe na anwani

1485
01:31:02,818 --> 01:31:05,412
na kila aina ya mambo ya kushitaki.

1486
01:31:05,521 --> 01:31:09,821
Nilianguka kwenye bwawa, lakini huwezi kuisoma.
Lakini, kijana, nilikuwa na punda wako!

1487
01:31:10,059 --> 01:31:13,426
Hiyo ni nzuri, Norbit. Nzuri kweli.
Umeandika hivyo mwenyewe? Inasikitisha.

1488
01:31:13,529 --> 01:31:15,087
Kate, lazima uniamini.

1489
01:31:15,197 --> 01:31:16,425
Ndio, ndio, mwamini, Kate.

1490
01:31:16,532 --> 01:31:18,966
Kumbuka ile iliyokufanya utie sahihi
karatasi za kuiba kituo cha watoto yatima?

1491
01:31:19,068 --> 01:31:21,298
Kumbuka hilo?
Mwamini yeye. Nenda mbele.

1492
01:31:21,804 --> 01:31:26,241
Samahani sana, Norbit.
Sikuamini tena.

1493
01:31:31,313 --> 01:31:34,339
Naam, vizuri, vizuri, Norbit. Unapoteza tena.

1494
01:31:34,450 --> 01:31:38,318
Mara moja mtu aliyepotea, aliyepotea kila wakati, huh?
Sasa, njoo! Twende!

1495
01:31:39,822 --> 01:31:43,519
Ndio, nilidhani utahisi
kwa njia hiyo kuhusu hilo, Kate.

1496
01:31:45,027 --> 01:31:47,018
Na ndio maana nilichukua uhuru

1497
01:31:47,129 --> 01:31:50,724
ya kuwaalika baadhi ya
Wake wa zamani wa Deion chini

1498
01:31:50,833 --> 01:31:53,199
kwa hivyo labda wangeweza kukuambia
kwa wenyewe.

1499
01:31:53,302 --> 01:31:54,929
Wanawake!

1500
01:31:55,037 --> 01:31:56,561
Habari, Antoine.

1501
01:31:56,706 --> 01:31:59,641
- Nimekuwa nikikutafuta.
- Baba!

1502
01:31:59,742 --> 01:32:02,233
Antoine? Aliniambia
jina lake lilikuwa Luther!

1503
01:32:02,344 --> 01:32:03,311
Huyo ni nani?

1504
01:32:03,412 --> 01:32:05,039
Aliniambia yeye ni shoga.

1505
01:32:05,147 --> 01:32:09,140
Hapana, hapana, hapana. Umenichanganya na
shoga yangu pacha, Antoine Luther.

1506
01:32:09,251 --> 01:32:11,742
- Umekufa, mchimba dhahabu!
- Rudisha kitako chako hapa!

1507
01:32:11,854 --> 01:32:12,912
Nimetoka!

1508
01:32:13,022 --> 01:32:15,081
Inaonekana harusi imezimwa, kaka.

1509
01:32:15,191 --> 01:32:16,556
Kanisa!

1510
01:32:18,227 --> 01:32:19,922
- Mungu alaaniwe, Norbit!
- Ah, haraka!

1511
01:32:20,029 --> 01:32:20,996
Mpate!

1512
01:32:21,097 --> 01:32:22,291
Norbit!

1513
01:32:24,300 --> 01:32:27,167
Mama Maria! Yesu! Nuhu! Kristo!

1514
01:32:28,304 --> 01:32:29,328
Nzuri.

1515
01:32:44,553 --> 01:32:46,350
Unaenda mahali fulani, Norbit?

1516
01:32:58,000 --> 01:33:00,093
- Umechanganyikiwa, kijana.
- Hiyo ni kweli.

1517
01:33:01,070 --> 01:33:03,561
Sasa utalipa. Wakati mkubwa!

1518
01:33:03,672 --> 01:33:07,039
Latimore! Weka mikono ya fakakta
mbali naye!

1519
01:33:07,143 --> 01:33:09,634
Rudi kwenye duka lako, Abe,
kabla sijakuua pia!

1520
01:33:09,745 --> 01:33:12,942
Habari! Utalazimika kuniua pia!

1521
01:33:13,048 --> 01:33:14,845
Ndio, na mimi pia!

1522
01:33:21,824 --> 01:33:23,291
Rasputia!

1523
01:33:25,227 --> 01:33:26,888
Unaendeleaje?

1524
01:33:28,230 --> 01:33:30,721
Mimi fukuza shit nje yako.

1525
01:33:35,204 --> 01:33:36,330
Akili biashara yako ya mungu.

1526
01:33:36,438 --> 01:33:38,929
Akili biashara yako. Ondoka hapa.
Isogeze.

1527
01:33:39,942 --> 01:33:41,705
Hapana, hukufanya!

1528
01:33:41,811 --> 01:33:43,779
Kwaheri.

1529
01:33:48,450 --> 01:33:50,577
Leteni, mabichi!

1530
01:33:54,190 --> 01:33:55,589
Oh, kuzimu kwa no.

1531
01:33:55,691 --> 01:33:58,182
Bi. Henderson anajikwaa, huh?
Pata yako...

1532
01:33:59,628 --> 01:34:02,529
Wewe kichaa kizee dogo.
Unaendeleaje?

1533
01:34:12,041 --> 01:34:13,474
Ondoka njiani.

1534
01:34:14,343 --> 01:34:15,674
Punda wake ni wangu.

1535
01:34:16,545 --> 01:34:19,275
'Sputia? Rasputia?

1536
01:34:20,282 --> 01:34:22,409
Unakumbuka "hadi kifo kitakapotutenganisha,"
sivyo, Norbit?

1537
01:34:22,518 --> 01:34:23,644
Hapana!

1538
01:34:25,354 --> 01:34:27,379
Nyangumi, ho!

1539
01:34:28,724 --> 01:34:30,589
Kuna mtu aliniita nyangumi tu?

1540
01:34:30,693 --> 01:34:32,820
Ndio, na ho!

1541
01:34:38,000 --> 01:34:40,662
Bingo! Moja kwa moja kwenye shimo la pigo!

1542
01:34:44,240 --> 01:34:46,367
- Wacha tupate.
- Tumekufa.

1543
01:34:47,042 --> 01:34:49,374
Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Oh, shit!

1544
01:34:58,120 --> 01:34:59,382
Norbit!

1545
01:35:03,692 --> 01:35:04,818
Uko sawa?

1546
01:35:04,927 --> 01:35:08,920
Sawa? Hii ndiyo bora zaidi ambayo nimewahi kuhisi
katika maisha yangu yote.

1547
01:35:10,666 --> 01:35:11,997
Njoo hapa.

1548
01:35:18,507 --> 01:35:19,599
Najivunia kijana huyo.

1549
01:35:19,708 --> 01:35:24,338
Ndiyo. Ndiyo, najivunia sana Norbit.
Anapenda mwanangu.

1550
01:35:24,647 --> 01:35:26,911
Samahani nilikutilia shaka.

1551
01:35:33,822 --> 01:35:37,383
Mwishowe, nadhani unaweza kusema
kila kitu kilikwenda sawa.

1552
01:35:39,929 --> 01:35:43,888
Mimi na Kate tulichukua makao ya watoto yatima
na ilikuwa ndoto ya kutimia.

1553
01:35:44,800 --> 01:35:48,531
Lo, na pia tulifunga ndoa. Tena.

1554
01:35:48,637 --> 01:35:50,229
Nakupenda, Kate.

1555
01:35:50,606 --> 01:35:51,834
Vivyo hivyo.

1556
01:35:53,008 --> 01:35:56,409
Na sasa nakutamka mke wangu.

1557
01:35:57,680 --> 01:36:01,446
Nami natamka wewe mume wangu.

1558
01:36:02,284 --> 01:36:04,377
Unaweza kumbusu bibi arusi.

1559
01:36:09,658 --> 01:36:13,219
Unamaanisha nini, "Ew"? Hapana, "Ew."
Mwanaume kumbusu mwanamke, jambo zuri.

1560
01:36:13,329 --> 01:36:16,025
Ling Ling.
Njoo hapa na ubinafsi wako mzuri.

1561
01:36:20,803 --> 01:36:23,897
Sasa nakutamka wewe mume na mke.

1562
01:36:37,786 --> 01:36:40,084
Kuhusu Rasputia
na Walatimore wengine,

1563
01:36:40,189 --> 01:36:42,384
hatukuwahi kusikia kutoka kwao tena.

1564
01:36:42,491 --> 01:36:46,484
Uvumi una kwamba walitulia mahali fulani
huko Mexico na kufungua klabu.

1565
01:36:50,632 --> 01:36:53,100
Nadhani wanaishi ndoto zao, pia.

1566
01:36:53,302 --> 01:36:56,100
Sema, jamani, huna
kuna wasichana wenye sura nzuri kuliko hao?

1567
01:36:56,205 --> 01:36:58,435
Msichana wetu bora anatoka sasa hivi.

1568
01:37:00,576 --> 01:37:02,168
Rasputia!

1569
01:37:13,222 --> 01:37:14,348
Shikilia, sasa, Pepe.

1570
01:37:14,456 --> 01:37:17,482
Hakuna kitu kwenda chini huko isipokuwa
ilipata neno "peso" juu yake.


