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‐ ♪ Boo, boo, boo, boo
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♪ Boo, boo,
boo, boo ♪
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♪ Boo, boo, boo, boo
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♪ Boo, boo,
boo, boo ♪
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♪ Boo, boo, boo, boo
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♪ Boo, boo,
boo, boo ♪
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‐
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Ooh!
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‐ Mommy!
‐ Aaaaaaah!
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‐ Duncan!
‐ Duncan!
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‐ Come on. One more.
You can do it.
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Jack, it's Rocktober!
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Meet me in the living room!
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‐ Ready!
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‐ Kimberly,
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it's the day
you get your braces off.
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Meet me in the living room.
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Ready!
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‐ Jing, it's Christmas.
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‐ 'Bout time.
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‐ Duncan,
Thor is in the living room,
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and he wants
to arm wrestle you.
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‐ Finally. Duncan, assemble.
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‐ Santa!
‐ Thor, show yourself!
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‐ To Dr. Weinstein's!
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‐ Rock and roll!
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Okay, I lied to you.
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‐ But this is even better
than all those things.
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‐ Oakdale Public Access
presents the nominees
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for Civil Servant of the Year,
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hosted by the great
and powerful Mayor Jen.
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‐ Thank you. Thank you.
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‐ It's Oakie nomination day.
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‐ I'm telling Santa on you!
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‐ Sorry, but I wanted to share
the moment with my family
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in case I was nominated.
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‐ Honey, we do this every year,
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and you're always disappointed.
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‐ And the nominees are
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Jerry, the dancing
crossing guard...
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Small‐talk Stacy
from the DMV...
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‐ Hot enough for ya?
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‐ Andre, the artistic
crime scene photographer...
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‐ Yes, yes, yes. Yes!
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‐ Leslie,
the annoyingly upbeat woman
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from the Parks Department...
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‐ We're gonna fill that pit.
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‐ Boo.
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‐ And Annie Harris,
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that crazed parking lady?
‐
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‐ An Oakie.
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‐
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‐ That was so cool, Mom.
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I just thought you parked cars
for a living.
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‐ Mommy got shot at.
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‐ I'd smile for you...
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but I still have braces.
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‐ Why do we have to campaign?
It's your award.
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‐ Our my award.
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Being the family
of an Oakie winner,
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free movies,
every Tuesday matinee.
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‐ Just the cure for my horrible
Tuesday depression.
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‐ I told you he's not okay.
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‐ We can cut the line
for the playground swings.
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‐ That's a game changer.
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‐ When we go shopping,
we can finally
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get dressing rooms
with no curtain gaps.
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‐ Yes, no more
trying on clothes
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on top of clothes.
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‐ They might even name
the waiting room
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of a tire store after us.
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We'll be celebrities.
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‐ Hey.
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Thanks for coming.
I love being famous.
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‐ Over here, Duncan!
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‐ Respect my privacy,
paparazzi scum.
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‐ Hey!
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Spin. Power slam.
‐ Ow!
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‐ I popped those razzis good.
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How can we help?
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‐ Get out there
and give this town
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a case of Annie fever.
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Tell your friends, neighbors,
coworkers,
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lodge presidents,
sous‐chefs, senseis.
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Cover the entire Dojo District.
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Go, go, go, go!
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‐ My grandma's always trying
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to get me
to be politically active.
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She thinks Bernie Sanders
is a fox.
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‐
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‐ Hey, vote for his mom, dude!
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Um...
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‐ And remember to look sad.
Can you do that?
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‐ You got it.
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Dead Elmo. Dead Elmo.
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Okay.
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Ready.
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Help! Help!
I'm a lost child!
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‐ I'll help you, little girl.
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‐ Vote for my mom,
Annie Harris.
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Ugh, are you writing
a screenplay in Word?
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‐ What? It's a free program.
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‐ Thank you for coming in,
Mr. Harris.
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I'm worried that Duncan's
falling behind in his work.
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‐ Of course,
but you know who never
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falls behind in her work?
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My wife, Annie Harris.
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‐ Uh, okay, but seriously,
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Duncan's struggling
with basic vocab.
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‐ You mean words like
"dignity," "trust," "parking"?
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All words that describe
my wife, Annie Harris.
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Vote for my wife, Annie Harris.
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‐ Mr. Mitch, I licked
the cafeteria floor on a bet,
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and now I don't feel so good.
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‐ You wanna take this?
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‐ Sorry, when he's at school,
he's your problem.
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Where's my damn award at?
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So how much did you win?
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‐ No money, just pride.
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‐ Damn.
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‐
So my husband told me
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he's gonna be a rock star,
and now he's a plumber.
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But that's okay.
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I love him. I love him.
I love him.
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‐ Annie!
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‐ Hey.
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There's old flushy hands now.
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‐ What are you doing?
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‐ I'm showing beers they can
have a people with me.
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Each one of these losers
is a vote.
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I'm kidding.
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I love ya. I love ya.
I love ya.
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‐ Okay, that's enough
campaigning for you.
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‐ Hey, take me to Taco Bell
and I'll give ya a kiss.
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‐ Well, I do want a kiss.
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‐ Hey, vote for Annie.
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My parkie sense is tingling.
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Hmm.
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No plates,
next to a fire hydrant,
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nonregulation truck nuts?
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This goes way beyond
your standard parking ticket.
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It's one thing to do it
on a cadaver car,
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but the real thing
is so satisfying.
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♪ILikeToBootItBootIt.
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‐ Wow, your hashtag game
is really improving, Mom.
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You don't write
"tic‐tac‐toe board" anymore.
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‐ Thank you.
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I've been following
Mrs. John Legend.
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‐ Chrissy Teigen.
‐ Who?
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‐ Booting a parking scofflaw
is bound to get you votes
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and hopefully make up
for that offensive joke
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you told at the bar last night.
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‐ What? That's how my mother
told it to me.
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‐ I wanna win like you, Mommy.
Vote Jing!
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‐ For what, honey?
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‐ Don't pressure me.
I just announced.
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‐ I'm so sure I'm gonna
be a celebrity,
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I'm writing a book
about my life.
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Mom, you're a psycho who
fed me rat poison every day,
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and, Dad,
you're a junkie hit man.
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‐ No!
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‐ It does make us
more interesting, honey.
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‐ Fine, I don't want his book
to bomb.
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‐ Get in.
Okay.
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‐ Kids, don't get
into strangers' cars.
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‐ Not them.
The parking lady.
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‐ Okay.
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Mayor Jen. Your Grace.
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‐ So you're doing great
in the Oakie voting.
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It's nice to see a woman
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getting the respect
she deserves.
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‐ Oh. Thank you.
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‐ Where's my respect,
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you piece of trash!
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‐ Excuse me?
‐ That was my car you booted.
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Now I have to ride around
in this pathetic limo.
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‐ But your car
didn't have any plates,
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and the truck nuts‐‐
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‐ Are hilarious. I know.
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Remove the boot,
or I'll make sure
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you never win that Oakie.
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‐ You can't do that.
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‐ I'm the mayor
of a very small town.
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I can do anything.
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‐ But you can't get rid
of the boot,
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because I have the key.
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‐ Damn it.
I knew I should've made a copy.
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‐ I'm sorry, but I took an oath
to uphold the law.
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I put my hand
on a "West Wing" box set.
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‐ I respect your integrity,
Annie,
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but you don't want me
as an enemy.
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‐ I don't want anybody
as my enemy.
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‐ Yeah, but especially me.
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‐ What makes you
such a great enemy?
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This isn't my house.
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‐ Oh, I'm so sorry.
Hop back in.
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I'll shove you out
wherever you want.
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‐ This is me.
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‐ Mommy's home!
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‐ ♪ Usin' a washrag
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♪ Findin' new skin tags
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♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa
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No problem, just give it
a little plumber's magic.
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Huh.
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Help!
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I can't take a shower.
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‐ I can't wash my face.
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‐ I can't brush my teeth.
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‐ Good morning.
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‐ Hmm, maybe the water's out
on the whole street.
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‐ What's your damage, lady?
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‐ All men are my damage.
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‐ Well, everything's normal
out here.
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‐ There's a parking boot
on our water main.
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‐ Hey, Mom,
someone left you a Valentime's.
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Ooh!
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‐ "Remove the boot.
Love, your enemy."
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‐ Ooh!
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‐ What's going on, honey?
‐ Okay.
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Mayor Jen is blackmailing me,
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and I'm not winning the Oakie,
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and we're never
gonna be famous.
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Sorry.
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‐ I'm gonna have to wait
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for the kiddie swings?
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I don't have that kind of time.
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Mm?
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‐ Now I'll never get to thrash
a photog.
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‐ We need to support
your mom's principles, kids,
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and show Mayor Jen
she'll have to do
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a lot more than shut off
our water to break this family.
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Ooh, my special delivery.
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‐ Waiting for this?
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‐ My replacement kimono tie!
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‐ Remove the boot, Harris!
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‐ Never.
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‐
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Uh‐oh.
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‐ This is gonna be
the biggest political scandal
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since the police chief
faked his death
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to get out of jury duty.
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‐ I still wonder
who was in that casket.
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‐ I think he murdered his twin.
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‐ Of course!
We gotta exhume the body!
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‐ No, Jack, we're here to talk
about my Oakie Award.
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‐
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emotion, corruption, kimonos.
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Stop the presses!
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‐ Hmm?
‐
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‐ Those presses are so loud.
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Anyway, we can't
run this story.
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Mayor Jen owns our ass.
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‐ But you sat with us
for hours.
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We ate all that Chinese food
together.
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‐ If it means anything,
my enjoyment
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of the moo goo gai pan
was real.
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‐ Come on, Jack.
We're going to Channel 10.
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‐ You mean Channel Jen.
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-‐ Then we'll go to 108
-K‐Jen.
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Damn it!
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00:10:27,168 --> 00:10:30,104
‐ Remove the boot, Harris!
262
00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:32,240
‐ Mayor Jen
is ruining our lives.
263
00:10:32,306 --> 00:10:34,609
The kids at school
are calling me Trasherly.
264
00:10:34,675 --> 00:10:36,677
It's not even good,
but it's catching on.
265
00:10:36,744 --> 00:10:41,115
‐ No water, electric, gas,
my precious landline.
266
00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:42,250
Hello. Hello.
267
00:10:42,316 --> 00:10:44,252
I heard it ring.
Didn't you hear it ring?
268
00:10:44,318 --> 00:10:46,854
‐ My teacher won't call on me
anymore at school.
269
00:10:46,921 --> 00:10:51,025
Cooper just guessed triangle,
and now he's a rock star.
270
00:10:51,092 --> 00:10:53,361
‐ And my teacher won't stop
calling on me.
271
00:10:53,428 --> 00:10:55,363
I accidentally learned
about ancient Greece,
272
00:10:55,430 --> 00:10:58,733
and like the siege of Troy,
our collapse is inevitable.
273
00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:00,301
‐ Nerd!
‐ I know!
274
00:11:00,368 --> 00:11:01,769
‐ How long are we gonna
keep fighting
275
00:11:01,836 --> 00:11:02,937
for your principles?
276
00:11:03,004 --> 00:11:04,672
I'm running out
of clean underpants.
277
00:11:04,739 --> 00:11:06,474
‐ Just turn them inside out.
278
00:11:06,541 --> 00:11:07,575
‐ Way ahead of you, Mom.
279
00:11:07,642 --> 00:11:09,977
‐ I know things are tough,
but if we stick together,
280
00:11:10,044 --> 00:11:11,946
truth and justice have to win.
281
00:11:12,013 --> 00:11:13,815
‐ Oh, hey, I'm Randy
from Animal Control.
282
00:11:13,881 --> 00:11:14,949
‐ Oh, thank God.
283
00:11:15,016 --> 00:11:16,884
The trash is really
attracting rats.
284
00:11:16,951 --> 00:11:18,719
‐ Actually, Mayor Jen
sent me over to say...
285
00:11:18,786 --> 00:11:19,787
gopher bomb!
286
00:11:21,756 --> 00:11:23,091
‐ Everyone calm down.
287
00:11:23,157 --> 00:11:26,127
If we don't bother them,
they won't bother us.
288
00:11:26,194 --> 00:11:28,563
Their little hands!
289
00:11:31,032 --> 00:11:32,166
♪ Buffalo gals
290
00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:33,835
♪ Won't you come out tonight
291
00:11:33,901 --> 00:11:36,938
♪ And dance by the light
of the moon ♪
292
00:11:37,004 --> 00:11:38,739
‐ You're right, Bex.
That was fun.
293
00:11:38,806 --> 00:11:43,077
‐ I'm telling you, my grandma
knows some trippy songs.
294
00:11:43,144 --> 00:11:45,713
‐ Y'all remember when we used
to drink beer?
295
00:11:45,780 --> 00:11:47,281
‐ Hey, Duncan's friends.
296
00:11:47,348 --> 00:11:49,584
Don't mind us.
We just live here now.
297
00:11:49,650 --> 00:11:51,652
‐ Gophers took our house.
298
00:11:51,719 --> 00:11:53,087
‐ Cool digs, daddy‐o.
299
00:11:53,154 --> 00:11:54,188
What a great place to get away
300
00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:56,023
from whatever might be
annoying you.
301
00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:58,526
Hey, Mia.
Duncan still crushing on ya?
302
00:11:58,593 --> 00:12:01,129
‐ I don't think so.
‐ Oh, yes, he is.
303
00:12:01,195 --> 00:12:02,697
Aren't you, Dunker?
‐ Shut up!
304
00:12:02,763 --> 00:12:04,732
‐ Mr. and Mrs. Harris, welcome.
305
00:12:04,799 --> 00:12:06,934
Mi crib es su crib.
306
00:12:07,001 --> 00:12:08,402
Now, you know the rule
about parents, man.
307
00:12:08,469 --> 00:12:11,139
Even if one of us dies in here,
they cannot come in.
308
00:12:11,205 --> 00:12:13,107
‐ Oh, don't think of us
as parents.
309
00:12:13,174 --> 00:12:15,443
Think of us
as AirBuh‐nuh‐buh guests.
310
00:12:15,510 --> 00:12:17,812
‐ AirBnB.
You're so embarrassing.
311
00:12:17,879 --> 00:12:19,247
‐ I am not.
312
00:12:19,313 --> 00:12:21,048
She's just cranky
'cause she's been wearing
313
00:12:21,115 --> 00:12:22,750
the same underwear
for five days.
314
00:12:22,817 --> 00:12:24,218
Ew!
315
00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:26,954
‐ Five days?
You broke my record.
316
00:12:27,021 --> 00:12:28,756
‐ Tomorrow will be six.
317
00:12:28,823 --> 00:12:30,525
‐ Well, that's gross.
‐ Mm.
318
00:12:33,728 --> 00:12:36,164
‐ Okay, everybody, sleep tight,
319
00:12:36,230 --> 00:12:39,934
and seriously,
do not let the bedbugs bite.
320
00:12:40,001 --> 00:12:41,802
Good night, Duncan.
‐ Night.
321
00:12:41,869 --> 00:12:44,173
‐ Night, Kimberly.
‐ Just don't.
322
00:12:44,239 --> 00:12:47,242
‐ Night, Jing.
‐ Night, Mommy.
323
00:12:51,513 --> 00:12:52,347
‐ Good night, honey.
324
00:12:52,414 --> 00:12:54,716
‐ Good night,
my principled princess.
325
00:12:57,619 --> 00:12:59,788
‐ Are we having sex?
326
00:12:59,855 --> 00:13:01,089
‐ I think so?
327
00:13:01,156 --> 00:13:02,925
‐ Mommy?
‐ Yes, sweetie?
328
00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:04,993
‐ This really sucks.
329
00:13:05,494 --> 00:13:07,095
‐ I know.
330
00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:10,566
‐ Whoa!
‐ Ah!
331
00:13:10,632 --> 00:13:12,968
‐ Harris family, get out here.
332
00:13:13,035 --> 00:13:15,470
‐ What are you gonna take
from us now, Mayor Jen,
333
00:13:15,537 --> 00:13:17,206
my husband's kimono?
334
00:13:17,272 --> 00:13:18,574
‐ Don't even put it
in her head!
335
00:13:18,640 --> 00:13:21,076
‐ I underestimated
how tough this family is,
336
00:13:21,143 --> 00:13:23,111
and, well, it was wrong of me
to try to punish you
337
00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:25,080
into betraying
your core beliefs,
338
00:13:25,147 --> 00:13:27,683
so instead, I'm gonna bribe you
339
00:13:27,749 --> 00:13:29,818
into betraying
your core beliefs.
340
00:13:29,885 --> 00:13:32,154
Remove the boot,
and I'll make sure
341
00:13:32,221 --> 00:13:33,822
you win the Oakie Award.
342
00:13:33,889 --> 00:13:34,923
‐ Ain't happenin'.
343
00:13:34,990 --> 00:13:36,158
‐ And to sweeten the deal,
344
00:13:36,225 --> 00:13:40,229
I'll send you and your family
on an all‐expense‐paid trip
345
00:13:40,295 --> 00:13:44,466
for two days and one night
to Flip Flops Resort.
346
00:13:44,533 --> 00:13:46,001
‐ Flip Flops?
347
00:13:46,068 --> 00:13:47,836
They built
the world's largest waterslide
348
00:13:47,903 --> 00:13:49,304
out of a sacred native temple.
349
00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:51,807
‐ And you can ride dolphins
to dinner.
350
00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:53,775
‐ And watch white people
dance to reggae.
351
00:13:53,842 --> 00:13:55,177
‐ That's where Mike Love
got married
352
00:13:55,244 --> 00:13:56,878
for the fifth time.
353
00:13:56,945 --> 00:13:58,647
‐
‐ But yeah,
354
00:13:58,714 --> 00:13:59,948
stand your ground, honey.
355
00:14:00,015 --> 00:14:01,450
Mike Love
will get married again.
356
00:14:01,516 --> 00:14:03,685
‐ Yeah, we believe in you
way more
357
00:14:03,752 --> 00:14:05,187
than the family trip
of a lifetime.
358
00:14:05,254 --> 00:14:08,319
‐ We got your back,
waterslide‐‐I mean Mom.
359
00:14:08,385 --> 00:14:11,255
‐ I'll sleep in a pot
as long as it takes, Mommy.
360
00:14:11,322 --> 00:14:13,657
Can I have the last packet
of crackers?
361
00:14:13,724 --> 00:14:16,093
I know I'm supposed to use it
as my pillow,
362
00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:17,828
but I'm hungry.
363
00:14:17,895 --> 00:14:18,963
‐ Mm.
364
00:14:20,197 --> 00:14:21,999
‐ This is the greatest
vacation ever!
365
00:14:22,066 --> 00:14:23,634
‐ We owe it all to you, Mom.
366
00:14:23,701 --> 00:14:24,802
‐ We love Mom.
367
00:14:24,868 --> 00:14:26,236
We love Mom!
368
00:14:26,303 --> 00:14:28,038
We love Mom.
369
00:14:28,105 --> 00:14:29,506
‐ To the buffet!
370
00:14:31,942 --> 00:14:33,477
‐ I'm sorry, Mayor Jen,
371
00:14:33,544 --> 00:14:35,112
but when my wife
makes up her mind‐‐
372
00:14:35,179 --> 00:14:36,080
‐ I'll do it.
‐ Really?
373
00:14:36,146 --> 00:14:37,381
Yay!
‐ Aah!
374
00:14:37,448 --> 00:14:38,916
‐ I knew it.
375
00:14:38,983 --> 00:14:40,551
Everyone can be bought.
376
00:14:40,618 --> 00:14:42,419
See you at the award show,
Annie.
377
00:14:42,486 --> 00:14:45,022
Oh, and, Jack,
here's your kimono tie.
378
00:14:45,089 --> 00:14:47,024
‐ Yes, I'm back!
379
00:14:47,091 --> 00:14:48,525
I know it was hard, honey,
380
00:14:48,592 --> 00:14:51,261
but you did the right thing
for everyone but you.
381
00:14:51,328 --> 00:14:53,163
‐ Yeah, Mom, you stood up
for your beliefs
382
00:14:53,230 --> 00:14:54,331
almost all week.
383
00:14:54,398 --> 00:14:56,567
‐ Yeah, you only
eventually gave in.
384
00:14:56,634 --> 00:14:58,102
So brave.
385
00:14:58,168 --> 00:14:59,503
‐ Mm.
386
00:15:03,641 --> 00:15:06,510
‐ And all of these folks...
387
00:15:06,577 --> 00:15:11,482
are dead!
388
00:15:11,548 --> 00:15:12,316
Bye‐bye.
389
00:15:13,517 --> 00:15:16,186
‐ This has been my favorite
dress on her all night.
390
00:15:16,253 --> 00:15:17,655
‐ Yeah, fit and flare
looks good on her.
391
00:15:17,721 --> 00:15:19,990
She should stay away
from the empire waist.
392
00:15:20,057 --> 00:15:23,394
‐ And now the moment
you've waited five hours for,
393
00:15:23,460 --> 00:15:26,063
the Oakie
for Outstanding Achievement
394
00:15:26,130 --> 00:15:27,698
in Civil Servitude...
395
00:15:27,765 --> 00:15:28,999
‐ I don't think
I can go through
396
00:15:29,066 --> 00:15:30,167
with this sham, Jack.
397
00:15:30,234 --> 00:15:31,535
‐ Our bags are packed, Annie.
398
00:15:31,602 --> 00:15:33,237
I'm wearing board shorts.
399
00:15:33,303 --> 00:15:34,538
‐ It's hard to be enthusiastic
400
00:15:34,605 --> 00:15:36,840
about something you didn't win
fair and square.
401
00:15:36,907 --> 00:15:39,877
‐ And the winner
of this year's Oakie is...
402
00:15:39,943 --> 00:15:41,045
Annie Harris.
403
00:15:42,713 --> 00:15:43,814
Ah!
404
00:15:45,082 --> 00:15:46,517
‐ Kick!
‐
405
00:15:46,583 --> 00:15:48,752
Dreams do come true.
406
00:15:48,819 --> 00:15:49,987
‐
407
00:15:52,256 --> 00:15:54,425
I swore I wouldn't cry.
408
00:15:54,491 --> 00:15:55,959
That's what you guys
should be doing.
409
00:15:56,026 --> 00:15:57,327
‐ Aw.
‐ No, I'm kidding.
410
00:15:57,394 --> 00:15:59,463
I love ya. I love ya.
I love ya.
411
00:15:59,530 --> 00:16:01,565
‐ Pleasure doing business
with you.
412
00:16:01,632 --> 00:16:05,335
‐ Whoo! Civil service!
413
00:16:07,504 --> 00:16:10,474
‐ Wow, Jing, you are ready
for vacation.
414
00:16:10,541 --> 00:16:12,543
‐ No, this is
for a water landing.
415
00:16:12,609 --> 00:16:14,978
‐ I can't believe
we're flying economy plus.
416
00:16:15,045 --> 00:16:18,682
You can really feel
the extra quarter‐inch legroom.
417
00:16:21,452 --> 00:16:23,787
‐ Excuse me, sir, can I have
your seat for my award?
418
00:16:23,854 --> 00:16:24,922
I won an award.
419
00:16:24,988 --> 00:16:26,190
‐ I'm the sky marshal.
420
00:16:26,256 --> 00:16:28,892
‐ And I won an award.
421
00:16:28,959 --> 00:16:29,960
‐ I understand.
422
00:16:30,027 --> 00:16:31,995
Keep an eye on 17B.
423
00:16:32,062 --> 00:16:33,664
‐ Uh...good afternoon.
424
00:16:33,731 --> 00:16:35,399
We have a very special guest
on board,
425
00:16:35,466 --> 00:16:37,267
Oakie Award winner
Annie Harris.
426
00:16:38,936 --> 00:16:40,270
Oh, and also Malala.
427
00:16:41,772 --> 00:16:43,640
‐
Why aren't you in school?
428
00:16:43,707 --> 00:16:46,443
‐ Get off our backs, Malala.
429
00:16:51,882 --> 00:16:53,984
‐ Wow. Flair bartending.
430
00:16:54,051 --> 00:16:58,055
♪
431
00:16:59,156 --> 00:17:00,357
‐ Flair lifeguarding.
432
00:17:00,424 --> 00:17:02,025
‐ Help! Help!
‐
433
00:17:02,092 --> 00:17:04,695
♪
434
00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:05,963
‐ Aw, good for them.
435
00:17:06,029 --> 00:17:06,964
‐ There it is.
436
00:17:07,030 --> 00:17:09,833
♪
437
00:17:09,900 --> 00:17:12,136
Macho Picchu.
438
00:17:12,202 --> 00:17:14,738
I don't get it, but let's go.
439
00:17:18,642 --> 00:17:21,411
‐
440
00:17:23,180 --> 00:17:24,148
‐ Follow me.
441
00:17:24,214 --> 00:17:25,616
‐ Honey, it says
"Employees Only."
442
00:17:25,682 --> 00:17:28,352
‐ I think they want us
to take the stairs.
443
00:17:28,418 --> 00:17:30,921
‐ The elevator is stairs
for winners.
444
00:17:33,824 --> 00:17:35,692
‐ I won a Nobel Prize.
445
00:17:37,895 --> 00:17:39,129
‐ Whoa!
446
00:17:43,133 --> 00:17:46,403
♪
447
00:17:46,470 --> 00:17:48,405
‐ Okay, lie down,
keep your arms to your sides,
448
00:17:48,472 --> 00:17:50,507
and feel free to taunt
the sharks; they love it.
449
00:17:50,574 --> 00:17:52,276
‐ You want some of this?
450
00:17:52,342 --> 00:17:54,978
Yeah, you know you do.
You want some.
451
00:17:55,045 --> 00:17:57,181
‐ Ready. Set.
452
00:17:57,247 --> 00:17:58,582
Hold on a sec.
453
00:17:59,950 --> 00:18:01,051
Uh‐oh.
454
00:18:01,118 --> 00:18:02,386
You're not sacrifice height.
455
00:18:02,452 --> 00:18:04,354
You can sit in this kiddie pool
filled with squid.
456
00:18:04,421 --> 00:18:06,089
‐ Oh, come on!
457
00:18:06,156 --> 00:18:07,858
‐ I don't make the rules.
The gods do.
458
00:18:07,925 --> 00:18:12,996
‐ What if I give you my goggles
and this wet Snickers bar?
459
00:18:13,063 --> 00:18:14,364
Then would I be tall enough?
460
00:18:14,431 --> 00:18:16,099
‐ I'm a part‐time
waterslide operator.
461
00:18:16,166 --> 00:18:17,501
I have integrity.
462
00:18:17,568 --> 00:18:19,102
‐ Everyone can be bought,
463
00:18:19,169 --> 00:18:20,270
even Mommy.
464
00:18:22,172 --> 00:18:23,841
‐ That's how we got this trip.
465
00:18:23,907 --> 00:18:24,942
‐
That's it.
466
00:18:25,008 --> 00:18:26,376
Everybody off the slide.
467
00:18:26,443 --> 00:18:28,245
We do not deserve tropical fun.
468
00:18:28,312 --> 00:18:30,147
We're here
under false pretenses.
469
00:18:30,214 --> 00:18:32,149
‐ Don't care.
Slide. Sharks. Sunburn.
470
00:18:32,216 --> 00:18:33,317
‐ And I've already got a crush
on the boy
471
00:18:33,383 --> 00:18:34,818
that checks wristbands.
472
00:18:35,919 --> 00:18:37,254
‐ Interesting point, Annie.
473
00:18:37,321 --> 00:18:39,523
Let's discuss it
on our way down the slide.
474
00:18:39,590 --> 00:18:43,093
‐ Sorry, Jack.
I just can't do it.
475
00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:44,127
Come on, we're going home.
476
00:18:44,194 --> 00:18:45,629
‐ No!
477
00:18:46,697 --> 00:18:48,065
‐ No, we're taking the stairs.
478
00:18:48,131 --> 00:18:50,868
And on the way down,
we are apologizing to Malala.
479
00:18:50,934 --> 00:18:53,203
Excuse us. Vacation's over.
480
00:18:53,270 --> 00:18:55,072
Doing the right thing.
Teaching moment.
481
00:18:55,138 --> 00:18:56,540
Story they'll tell
at my funeral.
482
00:18:57,274 --> 00:18:59,309
‐ And unlike our old cemetery,
483
00:18:59,376 --> 00:19:02,579
this new one
is above the water table.
484
00:19:02,646 --> 00:19:04,314
And now a moment of silence
485
00:19:04,381 --> 00:19:06,884
as we bow our heads
for drinkable water
486
00:19:06,950 --> 00:19:08,685
and bodies that stay buried.
487
00:19:08,752 --> 00:19:09,786
Here's hoping.
488
00:19:11,855 --> 00:19:13,223
‐ Stop the celebration!
489
00:19:13,290 --> 00:19:15,158
I have a confession to make!
490
00:19:15,225 --> 00:19:16,860
I didn't win this award.
491
00:19:16,927 --> 00:19:19,229
It was given to me
to keep my mouth shut.
492
00:19:19,296 --> 00:19:20,964
‐ She's crazy!
493
00:19:21,031 --> 00:19:21,999
Shoot her!
494
00:19:22,065 --> 00:19:23,634
‐ I'm not gonna rat you out.
495
00:19:24,468 --> 00:19:26,370
‐ Stand down.
You were saying?
496
00:19:26,436 --> 00:19:29,840
‐ This year's Oakie should go
to someone with integrity,
497
00:19:29,907 --> 00:19:32,142
someone whose family
can be proud of them.
498
00:19:32,209 --> 00:19:34,077
‐ I made Mommy
think about what she did.
499
00:19:34,144 --> 00:19:37,814
‐ So I'm giving my Oakie
to the dancing crossing guard.
500
00:19:39,583 --> 00:19:41,151
‐ Aw, who am I kiddin'?
501
00:19:41,218 --> 00:19:42,519
None of these moves are mine.
502
00:19:42,586 --> 00:19:44,154
I stole 'em
from "Thunder Down Under."
503
00:19:44,221 --> 00:19:48,392
This award should really go to
Small‐talk Stacy from the DMV.
504
00:19:48,458 --> 00:19:50,794
‐ Thanks, but I'm super racist.
505
00:19:50,861 --> 00:19:53,997
It really should go to Andre,
the crime scene photographer.
506
00:19:54,064 --> 00:19:55,532
‐ Let me stop you right there.
507
00:19:55,599 --> 00:19:58,001
I kill them, I pose them,
and worst of all,
508
00:19:58,068 --> 00:19:59,603
I use Photoshop.
509
00:19:59,670 --> 00:20:02,272
‐ He wanted to take me out
for drinks tomorrow.
510
00:20:02,339 --> 00:20:04,174
‐ Is there
any civil servant here
511
00:20:04,241 --> 00:20:05,842
who isn't secretly a monster?
512
00:20:05,909 --> 00:20:07,110
‐ What about Mr. Mitch?
513
00:20:07,177 --> 00:20:08,946
He works three jobs
at the school,
514
00:20:09,012 --> 00:20:10,414
and he only gets paid for one.
515
00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:12,549
Plus, you wouldn't believe
some of the idiot kids
516
00:20:12,616 --> 00:20:13,650
he has to put up with.
517
00:20:13,717 --> 00:20:15,419
‐ I also run a suicide hotline.
518
00:20:15,485 --> 00:20:16,954
Hello?
519
00:20:17,020 --> 00:20:18,722
Yeah, don't do that.
520
00:20:18,789 --> 00:20:20,023
Okay. Be cool.
521
00:20:20,090 --> 00:20:21,358
‐ Okay, sure. Why not?
522
00:20:21,425 --> 00:20:23,760
And the winner
of the Oakie Award
523
00:20:23,827 --> 00:20:25,128
is Mr. Mitch.
524
00:20:28,932 --> 00:20:31,535
And now I'd like
to wrap up our ceremony
525
00:20:31,601 --> 00:20:34,304
with a little joke
my mother told me.
526
00:20:34,371 --> 00:20:35,305
‐ Uh‐oh.
527
00:20:35,372 --> 00:20:38,041
‐ Small‐talk Stacy,
you're gonna love this.
528
00:20:38,108 --> 00:20:42,612
‐
No!
529
00:20:46,850 --> 00:20:47,985
‐ Now, when you work
the night shift,
530
00:20:48,051 --> 00:20:49,252
you get a lot of crazies.
531
00:20:49,319 --> 00:20:51,321
Have a look at this gal
from last week.
532
00:20:51,388 --> 00:20:53,156
‐ Yes, we'd like
to order two‐‐
533
00:20:53,223 --> 00:20:54,324
‐ Hola.
534
00:20:54,391 --> 00:20:55,392
‐ Annie, please.
‐ Hey.
535
00:20:55,459 --> 00:20:57,861
Is that little dog
still your boss?
536
00:20:57,928 --> 00:20:59,229
‐ What little dog?
537
00:20:59,296 --> 00:21:01,231
‐ You know,
he's in the commercial.
538
00:21:01,298 --> 00:21:03,367
He's always sayin',
"Yo quiero this,"
539
00:21:03,433 --> 00:21:05,035
and, "Yo quiero that."
540
00:21:05,102 --> 00:21:07,104
‐ Annie, those commercials
were 20 years ago.
541
00:21:07,170 --> 00:21:09,006
That dog's probably dead.
542
00:21:09,072 --> 00:21:10,741
‐ What?
What did you do to him?
543
00:21:10,807 --> 00:21:13,844
‐ I didn't do anything.
Animals just die sometimes.
544
00:21:13,910 --> 00:21:16,213
‐ Yo quiero answers!
545
00:21:16,279 --> 00:21:19,016
Why couldn't it have been me?
546
00:21:19,082 --> 00:21:22,152
He was my best friend.
547
00:21:22,219 --> 00:21:26,790
Why? Why?
548
00:21:26,857 --> 00:21:28,814
‐ This goes on
for another three hours,
549
00:21:28,881 --> 00:21:30,416
but you get it.
550
00:21:30,482 --> 00:21:32,685
‐ Why?