1 00:00:01,100 --> 00:00:05,080 I want to take you to a dirty movie. Tonight on Simon and Simon. 2 00:00:05,700 --> 00:00:09,280 One of the girls from Vampire Cheerleaders showed up today with two 3 00:00:09,280 --> 00:00:13,260 detectives. Keep us out of it. We'd like some information on your next 4 00:00:13,260 --> 00:00:18,000 attraction. A not -to -miss cornucopia of passion. Former astronaut Christopher 5 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:22,060 Ahern produced porno movies using minors. Let's keep a real low profile 6 00:00:22,100 --> 00:00:23,380 We're probably committing high treason. 7 00:01:32,110 --> 00:01:34,490 What is it we're going to do again, Mrs. Donald? 8 00:01:34,850 --> 00:01:36,510 It's called a field trip, Denny. 9 00:01:36,770 --> 00:01:38,190 What is it we're going to field? 10 00:01:38,610 --> 00:01:39,990 No, not field. 11 00:01:40,590 --> 00:01:42,030 Field. A field trip. 12 00:01:42,370 --> 00:01:46,310 No, you see, that's just an expression, honey. When we go out of the 13 00:01:46,310 --> 00:01:47,550 classroom... A street trip. 14 00:01:48,270 --> 00:01:51,050 I'll bring that up at the next teacher's conference, okay, Lila? 15 00:01:51,770 --> 00:01:55,970 Denny, come on, get away from there. You don't want to... Gee, Mrs. Donald, she 16 00:01:55,970 --> 00:02:00,410 looks an awful lot like... Of the nymphomaniac owner of a Hollywood 17 00:02:00,430 --> 00:02:04,960 daughter... of an escaped Nazi war criminal who has left her a home... 18 00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:06,380 New York Times bestseller list. 19 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:09,360 Why am I surprised? 20 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:13,600 20 -megaton nuclear peacekeeper? 21 00:02:13,900 --> 00:02:15,100 Courtesy of the daycare center. 22 00:02:15,440 --> 00:02:19,020 Damage reports are still coming in. Ah, well, not to worry. They may be ahead of 23 00:02:19,020 --> 00:02:22,680 us in land -based toys. We have a... Mr. Simon? Yes. 24 00:02:23,740 --> 00:02:25,520 You probably don't remember me. 25 00:02:26,420 --> 00:02:27,600 I'm Catherine Donald. 26 00:02:28,060 --> 00:02:31,920 Killer freeze between your kids enough. Nobody wants to see this thing escalate. 27 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:35,080 I'm sorry. I left Terrible Two several months ago. 28 00:02:35,440 --> 00:02:37,460 Look, I need your help. 29 00:02:38,340 --> 00:02:40,080 I'm in very serious trouble. 30 00:02:40,460 --> 00:02:41,460 What can we do for you? 31 00:02:42,820 --> 00:02:44,820 I want to take you to a dirty movie. 32 00:02:48,760 --> 00:02:54,540 Behind their pom -poms beat the ravenous hearts of demons lusting to be set 33 00:02:54,540 --> 00:02:55,540 free. 34 00:02:58,160 --> 00:02:59,160 Let me explain. 35 00:03:00,300 --> 00:03:05,220 You see, five years ago, I was working my way through college as a waitress, 36 00:03:05,220 --> 00:03:06,220 then I lost my job. 37 00:03:06,880 --> 00:03:08,900 I was down to my last hundred dollars. 38 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:13,460 So I answered an ad in the paper, and I did a nude part in a movie. 39 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:19,000 Kathy, I know how embarrassing this must be, but after all, you did take the 40 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:22,040 money. I took the money because I thought I was in a campus comedy. 41 00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:25,400 And the nudity was brief. It was in silhouettes. 42 00:03:25,900 --> 00:03:29,560 In fact, they still needed three takes because I was flushing so much. 43 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:33,460 But believe me, it wasn't a hardcore sex film. 44 00:03:34,060 --> 00:03:35,920 Well, it is now. This place doesn't show. 45 00:03:36,220 --> 00:03:40,820 How can they do that? A producer hires some doubles, shoots sex scenes, and 46 00:03:40,820 --> 00:03:41,820 inserts them into the movie. 47 00:03:41,940 --> 00:03:46,260 And so it makes it look like I'm the one doing all the acrobatics. 48 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:49,240 I can't believe this is happening to me. 49 00:03:49,780 --> 00:03:51,640 I'm just about to finish my internship. 50 00:03:52,430 --> 00:03:56,330 The school board is meeting next week to consider my application for a full 51 00:03:56,330 --> 00:03:57,330 teacher's position. 52 00:03:57,350 --> 00:03:58,590 Have you spoken to an attorney? 53 00:03:59,210 --> 00:04:04,710 Yes. You see, I was only 17 when I made that film. The producer knew it. He just 54 00:04:04,710 --> 00:04:05,710 looked the other way. 55 00:04:06,810 --> 00:04:11,350 I suppose I could bring him up on charges for exploiting a minor if he 56 00:04:11,350 --> 00:04:15,250 ahead with the film's release, but I don't know where to find him. 57 00:04:15,710 --> 00:04:19,130 Produced by Howard... I suppose that's his real name. 58 00:04:20,300 --> 00:04:22,400 We could call all the hunks in the phone book. 59 00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:26,280 Tell him we're going to be a little late for choir practice, Harvey. 60 00:04:26,820 --> 00:04:28,880 All right, Harvey. Okay, bye. 61 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:32,600 Three? Uh, no, no. 62 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:34,700 Uh, we'd like to see the manager, please. 63 00:04:36,180 --> 00:04:37,220 Bicycle, right? 64 00:04:37,540 --> 00:04:38,540 No. 65 00:04:39,120 --> 00:04:40,180 Then I'm the manager. 66 00:04:40,660 --> 00:04:43,320 You run the Ecstasy Theater? 67 00:04:43,740 --> 00:04:46,660 Fred Astaire Pictures don't sell tickets anymore, Sonny. 68 00:04:47,340 --> 00:04:51,260 What can I do for you? Well, we'd like some information on your next 69 00:04:51,900 --> 00:04:52,960 Vampire cheerleaders? 70 00:04:53,180 --> 00:04:55,840 A not -to -miss cornucopia of passion. 71 00:04:56,460 --> 00:05:01,180 On the Marge and Harvey Hallbecker scale, ten being highest, this is 72 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:03,280 Uh, no. 73 00:05:03,540 --> 00:05:07,160 No, not exactly. See, we're trying to find the producer of the film. Howard 74 00:05:07,160 --> 00:05:08,160 Hunt? 75 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:11,840 Well, in the trade, he's known as Mr. Gross Receipts. That's him. 76 00:05:12,060 --> 00:05:13,200 But I've never met the man. 77 00:05:13,860 --> 00:05:16,260 Most of those guys keep a pretty low profile. 78 00:05:17,260 --> 00:05:22,120 You might check with the distributor, Night Owl Films, over on 3rd Street, but 79 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:23,260 don't think they'll tell you anything. 80 00:05:23,880 --> 00:05:25,820 Well, thank you very much. 81 00:05:30,700 --> 00:05:31,700 Excuse me. 82 00:05:32,120 --> 00:05:33,460 I was hoping you might help me. 83 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:39,160 My name is Alfred J. Crumset, and I'm a science teacher at Belmont Junior High 84 00:05:39,160 --> 00:05:43,320 School. I attend wrestling. We're a little understaffed this semester. 85 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:45,660 Are you sure you're in the right office? 86 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:48,059 Oh, yes. 87 00:05:48,060 --> 00:05:51,320 Yes, yes, absolutely. You do distribute educational films here, don't you? 88 00:05:51,940 --> 00:05:56,060 Oh, well, I guess we do, among other things. 89 00:05:56,340 --> 00:06:00,920 I'm trying to contact the producer of a truly wonderful film that we had in 90 00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:01,919 class recently. 91 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:07,180 Some really remarkable shots of amoebic cell division in a study of African 92 00:06:07,180 --> 00:06:10,740 fungi. I'm sorry, I don't think we have the African fungus one. Well, you 93 00:06:10,740 --> 00:06:14,160 wouldn't happen to recall the name of that, would you, by any chance? 94 00:06:14,670 --> 00:06:18,310 No. Well, it doesn't really matter because I know I would recognize it if I 95 00:06:18,310 --> 00:06:22,110 it. Could I perhaps take a look at your roster of films and their producers? 96 00:06:22,430 --> 00:06:24,170 Oh, I'm sorry. That's all confidential. 97 00:06:24,730 --> 00:06:25,729 Oh, dear. 98 00:06:25,730 --> 00:06:28,710 How in the hell is responsible for this? That's what I want to know. 99 00:06:28,990 --> 00:06:32,330 Are you looking for someone, sir? I don't know. I have a whole fleet of... 100 00:06:32,330 --> 00:06:36,150 That's true. Do you think you are? I'm Ralph Kelly's brother. That's who I am. 101 00:06:36,290 --> 00:06:39,110 At least that was his name before you people turned him into this. 102 00:06:39,990 --> 00:06:43,230 You know him better as Smokey Lane. That's how you build him in your 103 00:06:43,230 --> 00:06:44,230 dust mulch. 104 00:06:44,570 --> 00:06:49,590 Now, wait a minute. How'd you do it? Drugs, hypnosis, brainwashing. Look, I 105 00:06:49,590 --> 00:06:52,930 think you've got the wrong guy. You people produce this, Bill. 106 00:06:54,210 --> 00:06:57,910 You take a very scientific approach to wrestling at Belmont Junior High. 107 00:06:59,170 --> 00:07:05,850 For example, do you realize, sir, that by applying a few additional grams of 108 00:07:05,850 --> 00:07:09,850 pressure, I could paralyze the entire right side of your body? 109 00:07:10,370 --> 00:07:12,850 Now, why don't you apologize to this nice lady? 110 00:07:16,900 --> 00:07:19,520 It's just you're reminding me of somebody I once killed. 111 00:07:21,620 --> 00:07:24,380 Now, let's get up on our feet. 112 00:07:24,940 --> 00:07:25,940 You can do it. 113 00:07:26,380 --> 00:07:27,860 You can do it. 114 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:32,200 That's it. Now, let's be on our way. We have an appointment somewhere else, 115 00:07:32,220 --> 00:07:33,220 don't we? 116 00:07:33,540 --> 00:07:34,540 That's it. 117 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:44,280 Most unpleasant fellow. 118 00:07:48,359 --> 00:07:53,740 Look, officially, I can't show you the roster of our clients, but don't. 119 00:08:21,170 --> 00:08:24,430 National Commission to investigate insatiable phenomena. 120 00:08:25,590 --> 00:08:26,590 Cooperstown. 121 00:08:31,470 --> 00:08:35,350 This one's going to make it by word of mouth, gentlemen. Word of mouth. Thanks 122 00:08:35,350 --> 00:08:36,249 for coming by. 123 00:08:36,250 --> 00:08:37,750 I'll be looking forward for your orders. 124 00:08:38,390 --> 00:08:41,850 Gary Passman, alias Howard Hunk. 125 00:08:42,950 --> 00:08:46,690 That's right. Can I help you? Well, not us exactly, but our client. 126 00:08:50,439 --> 00:08:51,439 Vampire cheerleaders. 127 00:08:52,380 --> 00:08:55,160 All right, come on in. Sit down. Make yourself comfortable. 128 00:08:57,400 --> 00:08:58,500 What a surprise. 129 00:08:59,220 --> 00:09:00,580 That's what I've been saying lately. 130 00:09:01,020 --> 00:09:02,820 Ever since I saw that poster. 131 00:09:03,880 --> 00:09:08,780 Oh, you mean the changes? Yeah, well... You two gentlemen must be lawyers, huh? 132 00:09:09,120 --> 00:09:10,120 Private investigators. 133 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:12,300 But Miss Donald is represented by counsel. 134 00:09:12,640 --> 00:09:16,940 Oh. Well, I really am sympathetic, Miss Donald. But try to understand. 135 00:09:17,550 --> 00:09:20,970 I had an unreleasable picture sitting on my shelf for nearly five years. 136 00:09:21,290 --> 00:09:23,710 Now people are willing to spend money to see it. 137 00:09:24,150 --> 00:09:27,630 I had no intention of embarrassing you or anybody else. 138 00:09:28,110 --> 00:09:33,070 In fact, well, some of the kids in the picture have gone on to become big X 139 00:09:33,070 --> 00:09:34,069 -rated stars. 140 00:09:34,070 --> 00:09:36,470 That doesn't make me feel any better. 141 00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:37,750 No, of course not. 142 00:09:37,990 --> 00:09:41,830 And that's why I'm willing to offer you some compensation for your 143 00:09:41,830 --> 00:09:44,930 embarrassment. Say, a thousand dollars? 144 00:09:45,530 --> 00:09:46,530 Look. 145 00:09:46,860 --> 00:09:49,680 I just want to be out of the film and off the posters. 146 00:09:51,280 --> 00:09:54,740 Well, that's not possible. You see, the picture opens in 50 states next week. 147 00:09:54,920 --> 00:09:56,840 200 prints have already been struck. 148 00:09:57,080 --> 00:09:58,080 I'll tell you what. 149 00:09:58,500 --> 00:09:59,960 I'll make it $2 ,000. 150 00:10:00,560 --> 00:10:02,620 Mr. Fassman, you don't seem to understand. 151 00:10:03,360 --> 00:10:07,560 Our client was 17 years old when she made the film. She was underage. 152 00:10:07,760 --> 00:10:10,220 By employing her, you committed a felony. 153 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,460 You're absolutely right. 154 00:10:12,900 --> 00:10:15,220 Cutting her out of the film is the only decent thing to do. 155 00:10:15,820 --> 00:10:18,360 Now I have some partners I'll have to consult with, you understand. 156 00:10:18,980 --> 00:10:20,700 But I'm sure we'll work everything out. 157 00:10:22,980 --> 00:10:26,400 Meanwhile, give me 24 hours, and I'll let you know then. 158 00:10:26,680 --> 00:10:29,540 Mr. Fassman, don't try to leave town. 159 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:31,720 I'm too successful for that, my friend. 160 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:33,600 Call me tomorrow. 161 00:10:51,310 --> 00:10:53,390 Ground Star Aerospace, Mr. Laughlin, Zombies. 162 00:10:53,910 --> 00:10:58,090 Yes, my name is Fassman, Barry Fassman. I'd like to speak to Mr. Laughlin, 163 00:10:58,190 --> 00:10:59,650 please. May I tell him what it's regarding? 164 00:10:59,970 --> 00:11:03,390 Well, I'm sure he'll remember me, but if he doesn't, you don't have any choice. 165 00:11:03,610 --> 00:11:07,750 Unless you want to see the name of your heroic Colonel Ahern dragged through a 166 00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:09,370 scandal. What are you talking about? 167 00:11:09,710 --> 00:11:13,110 One of the girls from Vampire Cheerleaders showed up today with two 168 00:11:13,110 --> 00:11:14,430 detectives threatening to sue. 169 00:11:14,670 --> 00:11:15,970 Keep us out of it. 170 00:11:16,190 --> 00:11:19,870 I don't think so. If she sues, I'm taking down the Colonel with me. 171 00:11:20,350 --> 00:11:22,530 And when he goes down, so does your corporate image. 172 00:11:23,650 --> 00:11:25,390 It doesn't have to go that way. 173 00:11:25,730 --> 00:11:26,730 I'm glad you agree. 174 00:11:27,630 --> 00:11:29,550 But I'm just a guy who knows how to make movies. 175 00:11:30,110 --> 00:11:31,930 You guys know how to play hardball. 176 00:11:39,070 --> 00:11:42,950 Besides us and Fastman, nobody else knows. 177 00:11:43,170 --> 00:11:44,170 Am I right? 178 00:11:44,470 --> 00:11:45,470 Just the Colonel. 179 00:11:48,810 --> 00:11:51,730 What about this girl and the two private detectives? 180 00:11:53,770 --> 00:11:57,630 Well, if Fassman didn't tell them, there's no way for them to find out. 181 00:12:01,950 --> 00:12:02,950 They'll be all right, Ed. 182 00:12:04,130 --> 00:12:05,130 Gonna be all right. 183 00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:24,400 Got a light, buddy? 184 00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:42,140 And in night airspace. 185 00:12:42,700 --> 00:12:44,000 Let's meet the man right now. 186 00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:49,360 Colonel Christopher Ahern. 187 00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:54,560 Morning. You're more at home these days in a Senate hearing room than an Apollo 188 00:12:54,560 --> 00:12:55,560 capsule. 189 00:12:55,720 --> 00:13:00,580 But you took the long way home after being the last man to walk on the moon, 190 00:13:00,660 --> 00:13:05,340 right? Well, you could say that I was one of the last. You see, people tend to 191 00:13:05,340 --> 00:13:09,000 remember the first and remember the last, but in between there was a dozen 192 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,200 us, practically anonymous. 193 00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:11,780 So you began drinking? 194 00:13:12,180 --> 00:13:16,640 Well, in a generally destructive way, yes, but fortunately I managed to pull 195 00:13:16,640 --> 00:13:17,640 of the tailspin. 196 00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:21,820 Well, let's talk about that. Your present position, you are the spokesman 197 00:13:21,820 --> 00:13:23,380 Ground Star Aerospace, correct? 198 00:13:24,340 --> 00:13:29,960 That's right. In 1971, you said, history shall judge the military exploitation 199 00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:34,280 of space the ultimate corruption of what should have been one of mankind's 200 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:35,280 noblest endeavors. 201 00:13:35,540 --> 00:13:40,100 Now, how do you reconcile that with your present position, which must, I 202 00:13:40,100 --> 00:13:43,760 imagine, entail the selling of military satellites and weapons to the 203 00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:44,760 government? 204 00:13:45,560 --> 00:13:48,740 Now, those were different times, Temple. That was before Afghanistan, before 205 00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:52,600 Poland. Now, nothing new. They're still putting it down as senseless violence. 206 00:13:53,780 --> 00:13:57,040 Rick keeps saying that it didn't have anything to do with... Well, it didn't. 207 00:13:57,620 --> 00:14:00,380 Look, even if it did, it doesn't make any sense. 208 00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:03,800 I mean, why kill Barry Fassman just to keep him from editing you out of a 209 00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:05,760 Aha! 210 00:14:06,460 --> 00:14:08,640 What, I hear you cry, have we here? 211 00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:10,660 Why have we here? I thought you'd never ask. 212 00:14:11,580 --> 00:14:12,580 A flowchart. 213 00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:14,040 Of the late Mr. 214 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:18,920 Fassman's business holdings, he does not own Vampire Cheerleaders. 215 00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:20,780 Well, he sold it off. 216 00:14:21,140 --> 00:14:25,920 Yeah, typical sleazy business practice. Or he could have laundered it through 217 00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:31,020 these in here. He could have sold all of it, part of it. 218 00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:36,420 Anyway, he owned at least 51 % of these corporations here, which in turn... Wait 219 00:14:36,420 --> 00:14:39,100 a minute. You mean to tell me Fassman had all these film companies? 220 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:42,060 Well, he had part of them. 221 00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:44,060 But they're not all film companies. 222 00:14:44,540 --> 00:14:46,420 This one right here. 223 00:14:46,820 --> 00:14:48,820 Hippodrome Limited of the Grand Cayman Islands. 224 00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:53,100 That makes those little porcelain hula dancers that Rick likes to collect. 225 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:56,980 Who owns Vampire Cheerleaders? I don't know. Look, it could take me weeks to 226 00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:57,980 untangle all of this. 227 00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:01,280 Look, it doesn't matter now. The man's dead. 228 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:04,340 Maybe I can make a career of those films. 229 00:15:08,220 --> 00:15:09,340 Look, Captain. 230 00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:14,000 Maybe Fassman's death does have something to do with your film. 231 00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:17,180 We won't know what until we know who owns the film now. 232 00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:19,920 And when we find that out, we can call the law down on them. 233 00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:21,940 You said it would take weeks. 234 00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:23,440 They'll be showing it by then. 235 00:15:23,660 --> 00:15:25,340 Well, this is only one way to go. 236 00:15:26,020 --> 00:15:29,640 And if it doesn't pan out, we can check up with some of the actors that you 237 00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:31,440 worked with. One last question, Colonel. 238 00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:37,180 That sense of purpose that you spoke of and lost, have you found it again? 239 00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:40,520 Purpose? 240 00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:48,000 Yeah, yes, I definitely have. I'm working to keep America strong. 241 00:15:49,260 --> 00:15:53,500 Colonel Christopher Ahern at Ground Star Aerospace. I'm Temple Hill. 242 00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:00,640 Gee, it's hard to tell. 243 00:16:01,180 --> 00:16:03,400 Bob was never dressed like this on the set. 244 00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:06,920 He usually wasn't dressed at all. 245 00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:14,020 Do you have interest in our group, my children, or merely wish to make a love 246 00:16:14,020 --> 00:16:16,420 offering? Actually, we're looking for Robert Davies. 247 00:16:16,620 --> 00:16:17,760 Oh, I'm sorry. 248 00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:22,940 Robert Davies was but a symbol imposed at birth by corrupt culture. 249 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:27,100 The symbology has been discarded, freeing the incarnate soul. 250 00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:30,060 You got any idea where we can find the incarnate soul? 251 00:16:30,340 --> 00:16:33,860 It resides within us, in love and harmony. 252 00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:38,520 Unless, of course, you're from those deprogramming people, in which case you 253 00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:39,520 all go suck an egg. 254 00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:46,000 Look, I'm an old friend, acquaintance of his, and I really need his help. 255 00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:48,560 Please, can you help us find him? 256 00:16:48,780 --> 00:16:50,640 I sense your need, sister. 257 00:16:50,980 --> 00:16:54,180 He's but a short distance from us, physically speaking. 258 00:16:54,840 --> 00:16:59,700 And should you have any errant thoughts of kidnapping, with enlightenment comes 259 00:16:59,700 --> 00:17:02,520 a thorough familiarity with deadly force. 260 00:17:03,060 --> 00:17:04,060 Oh? 261 00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:16,560 I am Kahana. 262 00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:20,480 He who shed the mortal lie that was Robert Davies. 263 00:17:22,380 --> 00:17:23,780 How may I help you, sister? 264 00:17:24,140 --> 00:17:26,339 Bob, I mean Kahana. 265 00:17:26,599 --> 00:17:28,680 Hi, I'm Kathy Donald. 266 00:17:29,260 --> 00:17:34,100 We worked together about five years ago on a film. A film? 267 00:17:36,300 --> 00:17:40,100 I'm afraid I cannot isolate that energy, sister. 268 00:17:40,740 --> 00:17:42,420 Perhaps you have the wrong entity. 269 00:17:42,860 --> 00:17:43,860 What's the name? 270 00:17:44,540 --> 00:17:47,120 Vampire cheerleaders isolate any energy for you? 271 00:17:48,220 --> 00:17:50,620 Not so loud, please. 272 00:17:51,460 --> 00:17:53,480 I take it you do recall the film? 273 00:17:54,460 --> 00:18:01,140 That was part of a previous incarnation. I have shed 274 00:18:01,140 --> 00:18:04,820 the temptations of the flesh. I have taken a vow of celibacy. 275 00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:07,140 Well, look, Mr. Kawhi. Kahana. 276 00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:09,019 Yeah, whatever. 277 00:18:09,020 --> 00:18:12,860 We don't give two hoots about your sexual inclinations. We're just trying 278 00:18:12,860 --> 00:18:17,060 track down Barry Fassman's business partners. Now, did you have a contract 279 00:18:17,060 --> 00:18:17,779 his company? 280 00:18:17,780 --> 00:18:20,020 No, no, no, no. It was all verbal. 281 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:24,680 And he paid me from checks from his personal account. 282 00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:28,180 I don't know anyone who would have had a contract. 283 00:18:29,340 --> 00:18:33,900 Except maybe somewhere in La Jolla, I think. I don't know. 284 00:18:34,700 --> 00:18:36,640 Please, look, I don't know anymore. 285 00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:41,310 Honest. Will you just leave before someone overhears? Well, what difference 286 00:18:41,310 --> 00:18:44,250 would that make? I mean, even if some of these people did know about your past, 287 00:18:44,370 --> 00:18:46,610 doesn't forgiveness kind of come with a package? 288 00:18:47,170 --> 00:18:49,970 Forgiveness? Hell, I made ten of those films. 289 00:18:50,450 --> 00:18:53,270 As far as material illusion goes, I'm loaded. 290 00:18:53,890 --> 00:18:57,070 If his holy oneness finds out, he will bleed me dry. 291 00:18:57,950 --> 00:18:58,950 Capisce? 292 00:18:59,450 --> 00:19:00,450 Oh. 293 00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:13,960 It's what the Pentagon want. 294 00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:19,020 Now, this is something we're all very excited about, Chris. 295 00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:23,600 It's an orbiting solar collector in geosynchronous orbit. The same for a 296 00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:25,140 domestic program. 297 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:33,020 As I said, a tight -focus laser capable of impacting enemy missiles at a 298 00:19:33,020 --> 00:19:37,700 distance of several thousand kilometers or of blinding Russian spy satellites. 299 00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:38,819 Damn it, Neil. 300 00:19:38,820 --> 00:19:42,220 I mean, you've got something here that can free us from this ridiculous 301 00:19:42,220 --> 00:19:44,080 dependence on fossil fuels. 302 00:19:44,700 --> 00:19:47,960 Unhovel us strategically in the Mideast, and you, you want to use it as a space 303 00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:49,800 weapon. The money's already allocated. 304 00:19:50,140 --> 00:19:53,400 Besides, you may think fossil fuels are ridiculous, but there are an awful lot 305 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:54,920 of oil companies out there who don't agree. 306 00:19:55,220 --> 00:19:59,040 You never look past your own noses, do you? Just grab what you can while you 307 00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:00,300 and to hell with anything else. 308 00:20:00,580 --> 00:20:03,840 You're awfully bloody righteous for someone who was lying in the gutter 309 00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:04,840 we found you. 310 00:20:05,620 --> 00:20:07,000 We picked you up, Ahern. 311 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,700 We dried you out. We made you a celebrity. 312 00:20:09,900 --> 00:20:11,040 We bought you, Colonel. 313 00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:14,040 You're bought and paid for. The hell you did. 314 00:20:14,340 --> 00:20:15,340 Easy, Chris. 315 00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:16,760 Maintain the strain. 316 00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:18,940 You don't need this now. None of us do. 317 00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:20,380 It can get messy. 318 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:24,640 Why don't you just get with the program, you know? 319 00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:26,140 Ed. 320 00:20:26,340 --> 00:20:31,540 Ed, I was 24 and as green as could be the first time I saw you in that rocket 321 00:20:31,540 --> 00:20:32,499 sled at Edwards. 322 00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:34,920 And after I climbed aboard, I threw up my guts. 323 00:20:35,140 --> 00:20:36,140 You remember what happened? 324 00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:37,920 You push me right back aboard. 325 00:20:38,940 --> 00:20:39,940 Go ahead. 326 00:20:40,420 --> 00:20:41,500 Follow your conscience. 327 00:20:42,380 --> 00:20:46,260 Tomorrow, the New York Times will come out with a juicy page one account of how 328 00:20:46,260 --> 00:20:51,280 former astronaut Christopher Ahern produced porno movies using minors. I 329 00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:53,320 knew about that. I just needed money. 330 00:20:53,660 --> 00:20:55,200 You just needed a drink. 331 00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:56,520 All right, Neil. 332 00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:57,560 Go ahead. 333 00:20:58,260 --> 00:21:01,000 Expose me. All we lose is a lobbyist. 334 00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:03,300 You lose a life. 335 00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:28,880 Your damn slides. 336 00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:40,840 Anyway, the plan calls for six satellites. 337 00:21:41,900 --> 00:21:42,900 Three active. 338 00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:44,040 Mr. 339 00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:46,220 Loosman, Ben. All right, number 16. 340 00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:47,820 Excuse me, Mr. 341 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:49,040 DeMora. 342 00:21:49,060 --> 00:21:51,880 Your office said we could find you here. My name is H... I don't care what your 343 00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:54,660 name is. This whole Mr. March over reality thing, that's a cliche. 344 00:21:54,940 --> 00:21:55,940 It's history. 345 00:21:56,330 --> 00:21:59,510 Yeah, but look, uh, Mr. Moore... Okay, okay, you're aggressive. 346 00:21:59,810 --> 00:22:01,250 All right, I can't fault you for that. 347 00:22:01,630 --> 00:22:03,310 Besides, you do have a quality. 348 00:22:03,550 --> 00:22:05,470 I need a preppy look for a specialty bit. 349 00:22:06,090 --> 00:22:07,090 You into rubber? 350 00:22:08,110 --> 00:22:11,450 Uh, I'm allergic. Ah, that's too bad. You know, maybe if we lose the hat. 351 00:22:13,110 --> 00:22:14,210 Okay, let's see the merchandise. 352 00:22:15,370 --> 00:22:18,510 Tomorrow we are not actors. Tell me something I don't know already. 353 00:22:18,790 --> 00:22:19,790 We're detective. 354 00:22:21,780 --> 00:22:22,880 Okay, let's take ten, everybody. 355 00:22:23,100 --> 00:22:27,080 Look, I don't know anything about any partners. The only guy I ever dealt with 356 00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:28,620 was Fastman, and he was bad enough. 357 00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:31,100 If you had a contract, who was it with? 358 00:22:32,180 --> 00:22:35,280 Oh, God, it's been five years. Oh, yeah, I think it was Nymph. 359 00:22:35,540 --> 00:22:38,260 Nymph Productions, that's right. I remember they had their checks that this 360 00:22:38,260 --> 00:22:39,540 little Greek thing printed on them. 361 00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:44,540 Okay. Now, did you ever have any dealings with the head of their business 362 00:22:44,540 --> 00:22:46,020 affairs or their lawyer? 363 00:22:46,420 --> 00:22:47,359 Are you kidding? 364 00:22:47,360 --> 00:22:50,440 To most of these guys, business affairs is a checkbook and a roll of stamps. 365 00:22:51,550 --> 00:22:54,330 Now, it seems to me with this outfit I had to threaten to sue before they came 366 00:22:54,330 --> 00:22:55,490 across with my directing fee. 367 00:22:55,810 --> 00:22:58,290 In fact, I think they had to go to a bank to get out a loan to pay me. 368 00:22:58,570 --> 00:22:59,610 You remember the name of the bank? 369 00:23:00,450 --> 00:23:02,150 Come on. It's been five years. 370 00:23:03,410 --> 00:23:07,750 I think it was... I think it was Golden West Bank. 371 00:23:08,430 --> 00:23:09,430 That do you any good? 372 00:23:09,590 --> 00:23:10,590 More than you know. 373 00:23:10,850 --> 00:23:11,850 Thank you very much. 374 00:23:15,710 --> 00:23:18,970 Okay, hey, and listen, if you ever change your mind about being in the 375 00:23:19,190 --> 00:23:20,190 just let me know. 376 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:21,800 I'm like the Marines. 377 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,460 I'm always looking for a few good men. 378 00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:29,480 Come on, kids, let's get back to it here. 379 00:23:29,780 --> 00:23:33,200 Well, for them to get the loan, they either had to do a lot of business at 380 00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:34,940 bank... Or the bank ran a credit check. 381 00:23:35,300 --> 00:23:37,220 Yeah, but either way, I mean, they had to have collateral. 382 00:23:38,420 --> 00:23:39,420 You want some ice cream? 383 00:23:39,820 --> 00:23:42,600 You know, one of those little nut fudge congee you used to like? 384 00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:44,440 You remember? 385 00:23:44,460 --> 00:23:45,460 Well, sure, I remember. 386 00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:49,020 You said dribble of... I didn't look. I distinctly remember. 387 00:23:49,500 --> 00:23:50,520 The unions get marginalized. 388 00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:04,080 You okay? 389 00:24:04,100 --> 00:24:07,240 Yeah, thanks to a great piece of American steel, I'm just fine. 390 00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:12,400 It's nice to know you're getting close to something, isn't it? 391 00:24:14,380 --> 00:24:18,260 Yeah, it's these little validations. You were assaulted by a rogue ice cream 392 00:24:18,260 --> 00:24:19,260 truck? 393 00:24:20,430 --> 00:24:23,350 Yeah, it's also got a bad humor, man, wouldn't it? Yeah, you're right. 394 00:24:28,410 --> 00:24:34,670 I think the last time you and I went fishing, we were at the Cape. 395 00:24:36,470 --> 00:24:37,470 That's right. 396 00:24:38,350 --> 00:24:39,350 Indian River. 397 00:24:43,670 --> 00:24:44,910 Indian River. 398 00:24:45,730 --> 00:24:47,370 Said today to you. 399 00:24:48,090 --> 00:24:49,090 Forget it. 400 00:24:49,390 --> 00:24:50,390 I don't think so. 401 00:24:51,610 --> 00:24:54,870 I just stood there like a lump and let loose my rough you up. 402 00:24:55,690 --> 00:24:56,690 Should have said something. 403 00:24:56,950 --> 00:24:57,950 It's not your fight. 404 00:24:58,790 --> 00:25:01,230 I know, but that's a hell of a note. 405 00:25:02,790 --> 00:25:03,790 It ought to be. 406 00:25:05,270 --> 00:25:06,890 Who knows? 407 00:25:07,530 --> 00:25:11,410 I mean, you got Groundstar to offer me the job, but I took it. 408 00:25:15,830 --> 00:25:17,450 I already knew the score. 409 00:25:17,750 --> 00:25:18,890 At least I should have. 410 00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:29,600 You know, I remember that moment precisely when I was standing on the 411 00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:36,180 moon and I looked up off the horizon and I was afraid. 412 00:25:37,860 --> 00:25:40,800 Afraid nothing would ever be that beautiful in my life again. 413 00:26:24,449 --> 00:26:29,570 Yeah, can I help you? The securities and banking fraud task force. I didn't see 414 00:26:29,570 --> 00:26:32,590 that. Look, Hadley, we can do this the hard way or the easy way. That's 415 00:26:32,590 --> 00:26:33,590 completely up to you. 416 00:26:34,790 --> 00:26:36,930 I think I've got a family. You want to keep this OTR? 417 00:26:37,450 --> 00:26:38,450 OTR? 418 00:26:38,610 --> 00:26:42,850 Off the record, and it's out of the question, I'm going to do this strictly 419 00:26:42,850 --> 00:26:43,769 the book. 420 00:26:43,770 --> 00:26:44,770 Okay. 421 00:26:45,590 --> 00:26:52,470 Mr. Hadley, in 1978, your bank authorized loans to a Barry Fassman of 422 00:26:52,470 --> 00:26:53,470 Nymph Productions. 423 00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:58,660 Well, we're a very large bank. I don't recall every transaction. He's dead, 424 00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:00,320 Hadley. Think about it. 425 00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:08,180 That the loan officer in charge of this particular transaction was receiving, 426 00:27:08,300 --> 00:27:13,340 shall we say, compensation for his part in proving the loan. 427 00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:15,140 Kickbacks. He knows. 428 00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:20,280 I know nothing of the sort. I can't believe any employee of this bank would 429 00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:22,520 such a thing. This is absolute... 430 00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:24,120 It's Phil Padley. 431 00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:26,000 Of course I still work at the bank. 432 00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:27,840 Yes. 433 00:27:30,900 --> 00:27:31,900 They're right here. 434 00:27:33,540 --> 00:27:34,540 Certainly. 435 00:27:35,180 --> 00:27:38,960 And Inspector Escobar. That'll be for me. 436 00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:41,880 Yeah, Carlos. 437 00:27:43,980 --> 00:27:47,100 Well, the guy seems to be cooperating. Over here, please. 438 00:27:48,490 --> 00:27:51,210 Carlos, a complete review. You know that's going to require closing down the 439 00:27:51,210 --> 00:27:54,450 bank for three weeks. Well, I don't know whether that's going to be necessary. 440 00:27:56,870 --> 00:27:59,930 Look, Carlos, look, why don't I just call you back when we know a little bit 441 00:27:59,930 --> 00:28:00,629 more, okay? 442 00:28:00,630 --> 00:28:01,790 Fine. Fine. 443 00:28:02,910 --> 00:28:04,430 Yeah, I'll update him. 444 00:28:04,730 --> 00:28:05,730 Bye -bye. 445 00:28:07,570 --> 00:28:12,470 Where were we? I was about to show you all the records on the loan in question. 446 00:28:12,870 --> 00:28:15,630 Yeah, I told you we wouldn't have anything to worry about. Carlos, the 447 00:28:15,630 --> 00:28:16,630 was right on. 448 00:28:16,710 --> 00:28:18,600 Well? DeMora was telling the truth. 449 00:28:18,860 --> 00:28:22,320 $85 ,000 loan at 12 .5%. Well, here we go. 450 00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:23,880 Limited partnership. 451 00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:31,220 And principals are Barry L. Fastman, Richard K. Wells, Lester T. 452 00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:33,540 Bolton, Christopher J. Ahern. 453 00:28:33,860 --> 00:28:34,860 Wait. 454 00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:36,680 Ahern. 455 00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:41,000 Why is that familiar? 456 00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:45,280 Let's see. 457 00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:50,800 Christopher Ahern, Colonel, United States Air Force, retired. 458 00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:56,140 The astronaut, remember? He was on one of the last Apollo flights. 459 00:28:56,380 --> 00:28:58,760 Why would an astronaut be making porno movies? 460 00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:10,320 Ahern? Yeah? 461 00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:13,560 You can A .J. Simon. I'll see you for a minute. 462 00:29:14,199 --> 00:29:16,860 Well, I'm sort of late for a meeting. I really have to go. I just wanted to ask 463 00:29:16,860 --> 00:29:18,760 you a few questions about your involvement with the new productions. 464 00:29:20,740 --> 00:29:22,240 Are you guys from Groundstar? 465 00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:23,680 Where? 466 00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:25,540 No, sir. We're private investigators. 467 00:29:26,060 --> 00:29:29,280 We're working for a young lady who was a lot younger when she starred in your 468 00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:30,280 film. 469 00:29:30,620 --> 00:29:32,360 I think maybe we'd better talk about it. 470 00:29:32,580 --> 00:29:33,580 I was drinking. 471 00:29:33,980 --> 00:29:34,980 Really drinking. 472 00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:40,160 You know, not for courage, but for oblivion. I retired at half pension. 473 00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:42,160 Wasn't working. 474 00:29:43,020 --> 00:29:44,020 Divorced. 475 00:29:44,300 --> 00:29:48,800 I was really primed for Fassman. He promised me I could double my money, and 476 00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:50,360 didn't really care how he did it. 477 00:29:54,500 --> 00:29:55,500 Underage porno? 478 00:29:56,460 --> 00:30:03,100 Yeah. He called it adult entertainment ventures. Even flew me... Neil Loosman. 479 00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:04,360 Who is? 480 00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:06,680 My boss. 481 00:30:07,140 --> 00:30:12,080 Chairman of the board and chief executive officer of Ground Star 482 00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:18,500 Satellites and skin flicks. 483 00:30:19,700 --> 00:30:21,480 Guess that's what you call diversification. 484 00:30:23,900 --> 00:30:28,760 An old friend of mine from the Gemini days, Ed Laughlin, he got me into Ground 485 00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:29,760 Star. 486 00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:33,680 It looked like it was a road back for me, a forum for some of the things that 487 00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:37,260 still believed in, like the peaceful uses of space. 488 00:30:37,620 --> 00:30:41,060 Wait a minute, aren't you the guy who's always chomping at Congress for these 489 00:30:41,060 --> 00:30:44,740 monster laser robots and killer satellites? 490 00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:49,200 Would Luzma buy the contracts to use them as a club? 491 00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:54,320 Fassman needed money, came to Luzma with a proposition. Two weeks later, I was 492 00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:56,660 in Washington selling space weapons. 493 00:30:57,900 --> 00:30:59,280 I was real good at it. 494 00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:06,500 See, I just didn't want to hit the skids again. 495 00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:10,320 Luzma owned me. 496 00:31:12,060 --> 00:31:15,660 He gave me a car and this house that I live in. 497 00:31:16,959 --> 00:31:19,280 Well, now we know why Fassman was murdered. 498 00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:22,600 Murder? What murder? 499 00:31:23,860 --> 00:31:25,260 Barry Fassman, didn't you know? 500 00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:27,280 No. 501 00:31:30,900 --> 00:31:33,900 We went to Fassman, threatened to expose him. 502 00:31:34,260 --> 00:31:37,620 I suppose he went to Luthman, and Luthman decided that was one risk he 503 00:31:37,620 --> 00:31:39,560 eliminate. That's right, same thing with us. 504 00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:42,980 Well, he threatened me too, but I... I didn't... 505 00:31:46,250 --> 00:31:47,250 I don't know what I thought. 506 00:31:47,270 --> 00:31:49,330 Well, it's easy now. 507 00:31:50,210 --> 00:31:51,210 Sort of. 508 00:31:51,770 --> 00:31:55,150 All you have to do is get us into Groundstar, and maybe we can get the 509 00:31:55,150 --> 00:31:56,850 before Lucifer realizes you better burn them. 510 00:31:57,150 --> 00:32:00,850 Oh, no, come on. You guys got to give me a break. I mean, I already decided to 511 00:32:00,850 --> 00:32:04,210 leave Groundstar. I'm not going to get hung with a murder and a child 512 00:32:04,210 --> 00:32:05,210 pornography rapper. 513 00:32:05,450 --> 00:32:06,249 No, you give me a break, Colonel. 514 00:32:06,250 --> 00:32:09,130 You're not the first person on Earth ever to come home from something 515 00:32:09,130 --> 00:32:12,710 you were a hero, only to find out you were on unemployment. 516 00:32:13,410 --> 00:32:14,410 Let me tell you something. 517 00:32:18,410 --> 00:32:22,610 I had the choice between coming home from the moon and coming home from 518 00:32:22,610 --> 00:32:24,190 I'd take the moon every time. 519 00:32:24,850 --> 00:32:28,290 Now, there were a few hundred thousand guys who went through a hell of a lot 520 00:32:28,290 --> 00:32:33,290 more disappointment and anonymity than you did. And they didn't all just give 521 00:32:33,290 --> 00:32:34,290 and sell out. 522 00:32:37,550 --> 00:32:38,550 What do you guys want? 523 00:32:43,950 --> 00:32:45,170 Always knew I was officer material. 524 00:32:45,530 --> 00:32:47,410 A well -kept military secret. 525 00:32:47,750 --> 00:32:48,810 Afternoon, sir. Afternoon, sir. 526 00:32:51,210 --> 00:32:54,190 Let's be real low -profile here. We're probably committing high treason. 527 00:32:54,430 --> 00:32:55,430 Nah, not yet. 528 00:32:56,230 --> 00:33:00,910 We fight or jock, you know? High -tech swashbuckler. Oh, that's great. Just 529 00:33:00,910 --> 00:33:03,670 remind me to refuse the blindfold when we're in front of the firing squad. 530 00:33:06,330 --> 00:33:07,330 How are you, Sarge? 531 00:33:07,810 --> 00:33:11,170 The gate says you're driving Colonel Ahern's Jeep. Right. That's right. 532 00:33:11,410 --> 00:33:12,490 Who are you two? 533 00:33:12,970 --> 00:33:13,970 Bacon and Marlowe. 534 00:33:14,270 --> 00:33:15,810 Staying out of Chris' place for a few days. 535 00:33:17,190 --> 00:33:18,190 Let's see here. 536 00:33:23,710 --> 00:33:25,490 Oh, yeah, here we are. 537 00:33:26,010 --> 00:33:28,770 I guess they heard you in place of Hooper and James. 538 00:33:29,010 --> 00:33:30,610 Right. What happened to them? 539 00:33:31,070 --> 00:33:33,090 Yeah, they dug a hole with their F -18. 540 00:33:33,350 --> 00:33:37,930 All got right into China Lake. They always did enjoy lighting a candle. 541 00:33:38,190 --> 00:33:39,190 Yeah, yeah. 542 00:33:39,930 --> 00:33:40,829 Good men. 543 00:33:40,830 --> 00:33:41,830 Excellent men. 544 00:33:42,190 --> 00:33:43,190 What are you testing? 545 00:33:43,990 --> 00:33:46,170 We're taking out the big one in the morning. 546 00:33:46,610 --> 00:33:47,610 What's the big one? 547 00:33:48,670 --> 00:33:51,090 What's the big one? Come on, Sarge. The big one? 548 00:33:52,370 --> 00:33:54,130 The one the Joint Chiefs are coming out for? 549 00:33:54,370 --> 00:33:57,270 Yeah, you know, you got a police area around here, Sarge. This isn't going to 550 00:33:57,270 --> 00:34:00,510 look good at all. Good place to start right there. We're talking Tip O 'Neill 551 00:34:00,510 --> 00:34:03,630 here, Ed Meath, maybe even Nancy from the White House. We have an image to 552 00:34:03,630 --> 00:34:06,050 uphold, you know what I mean? The First Lady is coming here tomorrow? The big 553 00:34:06,050 --> 00:34:08,590 one is the big one, right, Sarge? The big one. 554 00:34:10,090 --> 00:34:12,090 You guys are going to test fly the invisible. 555 00:34:12,310 --> 00:34:15,389 You didn't hear it from us. I didn't think they were going to test that for 556 00:34:15,389 --> 00:34:18,670 least two years. Well, when Ronnie called up, said he didn't want the first 557 00:34:18,670 --> 00:34:20,469 pilots flying the invisible. 558 00:34:20,710 --> 00:34:24,010 Uh -huh. If it be named Boris and Yuri, how could we refuse? 559 00:34:32,310 --> 00:34:35,710 We've had a blackout in the clean room. All the monitors are down. We can't 560 00:34:35,710 --> 00:34:36,909 clear the area without contamination. 561 00:34:37,639 --> 00:34:40,560 All security is involved. I want you to sweep the sub -basement for your non 562 00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:41,560 -critical personnel. 563 00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:43,380 But, sir, I haven't heard any alarms. 564 00:34:43,679 --> 00:34:47,500 I'm not authorized. You are now. I just told you it's a blackout. The entire 565 00:34:47,500 --> 00:34:50,320 security web is down. I'll hold you both. Come on. Move it, mister. 566 00:34:50,980 --> 00:34:51,980 Yes, sir. 567 00:35:13,670 --> 00:35:16,630 I can only guarantee you guys five minutes. We may need more. Sorry. 568 00:35:16,890 --> 00:35:19,710 That guard I just sent on the sniper on this one will want to blow the whistle 569 00:35:19,710 --> 00:35:21,090 unless I can talk him out of it. 570 00:35:21,470 --> 00:35:23,150 You might not even get your five. 571 00:35:23,570 --> 00:35:25,850 Well, do your best. 572 00:35:26,830 --> 00:35:28,330 Should have done that a long time ago. 573 00:35:33,270 --> 00:35:36,450 Let's hope Luzma thought he didn't have very much to worry about. 574 00:35:36,690 --> 00:35:37,970 He knows his alphabet. 575 00:35:41,010 --> 00:35:42,550 Move, warhead. 576 00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:44,040 Ah, 577 00:35:58,920 --> 00:35:59,920 here we go. 578 00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:01,740 Ahern. Nymph production. 579 00:36:03,540 --> 00:36:08,380 No, it's no bother at all. I'm awfully glad you checked. 580 00:36:12,650 --> 00:36:13,650 I thought you should know. 581 00:36:13,670 --> 00:36:15,410 Well, I'll handle this for the colonel. 582 00:36:33,270 --> 00:36:34,810 Sorry for the show of force. 583 00:36:35,690 --> 00:36:38,730 Colonel Ahern and I will vouch for these men, gentlemen. You can return to your 584 00:36:38,730 --> 00:36:41,010 posts. But, Mr. Lucema, Colonel Ahern... Return to your posts. 585 00:36:42,290 --> 00:36:44,370 Yes, sir. We'll just go that long way. 586 00:36:45,450 --> 00:36:48,770 Certainly not before your accident. 587 00:36:50,670 --> 00:36:51,690 Wouldn't want to miss that. 588 00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:45,840 Hey, Jay? 589 00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:47,740 Yeah. You all right? 590 00:37:49,020 --> 00:37:51,160 No. Glad to hear it. 591 00:37:52,340 --> 00:37:53,400 Give you a hand. 592 00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:57,480 I think we got ourselves a situation here. 593 00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:03,320 Where are the contracts? 594 00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:05,680 Bruce McFarlane took them back. 595 00:38:07,420 --> 00:38:08,860 Why don't we ask him? 596 00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:34,879 Peace out. 597 00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:36,260 I'm going to max blow. 598 00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:22,040 Thank you. 599 00:40:03,709 --> 00:40:05,430 First person move, you got a dead body. 600 00:40:08,090 --> 00:40:09,090 It's over, Ed. 601 00:40:09,770 --> 00:40:10,770 Call the police. 602 00:40:11,890 --> 00:40:12,970 These men have proof. 603 00:40:13,790 --> 00:40:14,990 Looseman's been blackmailing me. 604 00:40:17,810 --> 00:40:19,050 I'd like to see this evidence. 605 00:40:19,490 --> 00:40:20,770 Well, I can't show it to you. 606 00:40:22,290 --> 00:40:23,630 Probably shredded it by now. 607 00:40:23,890 --> 00:40:25,170 Then what do you plan to show the police? 608 00:40:34,490 --> 00:40:35,490 Say Leavenworth. 609 00:40:41,090 --> 00:40:42,730 I owe you two my career. 610 00:40:43,210 --> 00:40:45,450 Thank you. Hey, that's all right. Come on in, come on in. 611 00:40:45,650 --> 00:40:51,290 Well, in fact, you've done so much already, I hate to ask you for anything 612 00:40:51,410 --> 00:40:52,890 Hey, whatever you want, just ask. 613 00:40:53,890 --> 00:40:57,990 This afternoon, Colonel Ahern asked me to be there when he burns the prints, 614 00:40:57,990 --> 00:40:58,990 negative. 615 00:40:59,210 --> 00:41:02,810 But I was supposed to take the kids on a field trip to Balboa Park. 616 00:41:03,630 --> 00:41:08,250 And since I can't explain to the school why I... 617 00:41:08,250 --> 00:41:11,850 Are 618 00:41:11,850 --> 00:41:24,550 you 619 00:41:24,550 --> 00:41:28,390 guys really detectives? You don't look like a detective. You look like a 620 00:41:28,390 --> 00:41:29,390 gangster. 621 00:41:29,830 --> 00:41:31,190 Glad to. 622 00:41:31,410 --> 00:41:32,410 Give me that.