1 00:00:03,149 --> 00:00:04,890 Tonight on Simon and Simon. 2 00:00:05,230 --> 00:00:08,570 No more crazies. Mrs. Vogel said he's a great grandfather. He probably drinks 3 00:00:08,570 --> 00:00:09,950 warm milk and plays checkers. 4 00:00:10,230 --> 00:00:11,590 Scotch to cut the cholesterol. 5 00:00:12,030 --> 00:00:13,270 You say he's with the FAA. 6 00:00:13,470 --> 00:00:16,870 He says he doesn't know you guys from Adam. I don't know how to fly one of 7 00:00:16,870 --> 00:00:20,270 these. How long has it been since you've flown one? I'm riding a bicycle. I 8 00:00:20,270 --> 00:00:22,750 don't want to hear this. I don't want to hear it. 9 00:00:25,550 --> 00:00:26,710 Get to your guns. 10 00:00:26,950 --> 00:00:27,950 Aye, aye, Captain. 11 00:02:56,310 --> 00:02:58,950 Grandpa, you sure you don't want any coffee? No, I want some luck. 12 00:02:59,270 --> 00:03:01,230 But until today, there was little hope it would pass. 13 00:03:02,010 --> 00:03:06,130 Some members of the council... Thanks, hon. ...not signify an end to what has 14 00:03:06,130 --> 00:03:09,150 been an ongoing consultation between... Jim! Huh? 15 00:03:09,590 --> 00:03:12,910 Oh, come on, guy. Jim, my nanny, you're killing me. 16 00:03:13,230 --> 00:03:14,330 ...overturned today's decision. 17 00:03:14,570 --> 00:03:18,810 For those of you who were looking skyward earlier this evening, you might 18 00:03:18,810 --> 00:03:21,630 observed this spectacular landing at Linda Vista Airport. 19 00:03:22,090 --> 00:03:23,570 Grace Menash has the story. 20 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:28,390 No, this isn't a war movie, and the old bomber you're watching hasn't been hit 21 00:03:28,390 --> 00:03:29,850 by anti -aircraft fire. 22 00:03:30,130 --> 00:03:35,750 Instead of the bombs this B -25 carried in World War II, the cargo this time was 23 00:03:35,750 --> 00:03:41,230 Christmas trees from Columbia that somehow caught fire in the cargo hold. 24 00:03:41,230 --> 00:03:46,490 time the old plane touched down, the trees were a smoldering ruin. We got 25 00:03:46,490 --> 00:03:51,190 photos of the landing thanks to an amateur photographer, but missed the 26 00:03:51,290 --> 00:03:52,290 The pilot... 27 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:53,680 And his plane are gone. 28 00:03:54,060 --> 00:03:59,380 Apparently no worse for wear. But the trees won't light up any children's eyes 29 00:03:59,380 --> 00:04:00,380 Christmas morning. 30 00:04:00,740 --> 00:04:03,280 This is Grace Menash, Channel 3 News. 31 00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:04,660 Did you see that? 32 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:06,200 That's her. 33 00:04:06,500 --> 00:04:09,220 What, did you see the way the nose dipped just as she was coming in? 34 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:10,560 Well, that's her. 35 00:04:10,660 --> 00:04:12,980 I'd know that beauty anywhere. That's her. 36 00:04:13,560 --> 00:04:15,860 Irish. We better call the police. 37 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:19,839 No, don't overreact. Maybe it won't be so bad at times. 38 00:04:20,089 --> 00:04:23,250 We can't just let him go. This time he might hurt somebody. 39 00:04:31,470 --> 00:04:35,750 Are your eyes closed tight? 40 00:04:35,990 --> 00:04:36,990 Yes, Mom. 41 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:38,630 Okay, keep them shut. 42 00:04:39,070 --> 00:04:41,790 How many times has Mr. Kelly done this, Mrs. Vogel? 43 00:04:43,810 --> 00:04:44,810 Oh, I see. 44 00:04:45,890 --> 00:04:48,450 Well, I can understand your concern. Yes, that's quite a pattern. 45 00:04:50,109 --> 00:04:51,109 Yes. Okay. 46 00:04:51,790 --> 00:04:52,870 Now you can look. 47 00:04:58,230 --> 00:05:00,630 Little understaff for a softball team. 48 00:05:01,350 --> 00:05:02,370 Bowling. Bowling. 49 00:05:02,690 --> 00:05:04,370 You're sponsoring us. 50 00:05:04,670 --> 00:05:08,990 Every night they have league games and we can never get an alley. So we came up 51 00:05:08,990 --> 00:05:09,990 with this idea. 52 00:05:10,210 --> 00:05:14,810 When it's good advertising. My husband tripled his rug cleaning business with a 53 00:05:14,810 --> 00:05:15,609 league team. 54 00:05:15,610 --> 00:05:18,490 Well, just think how well he could do if he sponsored another one. 55 00:05:18,910 --> 00:05:19,910 Come on, Rick. 56 00:05:20,510 --> 00:05:24,030 On Friday nights, it's mixed so both of you can come and bowl with us. 57 00:05:24,270 --> 00:05:25,670 I'm busy on Friday nights. 58 00:05:26,230 --> 00:05:27,790 Besides, how much is this going to cost us? 59 00:05:28,110 --> 00:05:29,670 Oh, it's hardly worth mentioning. 60 00:05:30,550 --> 00:05:31,550 Mention it anyway. 61 00:05:33,710 --> 00:05:34,710 Yes. 62 00:05:35,010 --> 00:05:36,490 No, no, don't worry, Mrs. Vogel. 63 00:05:36,910 --> 00:05:39,030 We'll come right over. We'll have a nice chat with Irish. 64 00:05:39,230 --> 00:05:40,710 We know exactly how to handle these things. 65 00:05:41,550 --> 00:05:42,790 Yes, we're on our way. 66 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:46,650 Look, about the shoes. Very important case, Mom. Got to go. 67 00:05:47,849 --> 00:05:49,790 The shoes were... Excuse me, Mom. 68 00:05:51,590 --> 00:05:52,590 We're in. 69 00:05:55,390 --> 00:05:56,390 I'm asleep. 70 00:05:58,570 --> 00:06:00,010 Not today, buddy. Just wait. 71 00:06:00,270 --> 00:06:01,830 Don't you think we could talk this over? 72 00:06:02,050 --> 00:06:04,730 No time for that. I have a feeling this is the one. Oh, you said that about 73 00:06:04,730 --> 00:06:08,130 every between five you've ever traced. Who are you going to talk to out there? 74 00:06:08,250 --> 00:06:10,650 I'm going to talk to whoever I have to, and I'm going to talk real loud this 75 00:06:10,650 --> 00:06:11,650 time. 76 00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:17,540 doing. I'm not a silly old man. 77 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:15,600 export business. 78 00:07:16,400 --> 00:07:19,000 You know, night landing, no light, no repeat. 79 00:07:19,500 --> 00:07:21,760 How's Carlos now? He knows, that's all. 80 00:07:23,320 --> 00:07:24,720 Does look a little informal. 81 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:27,840 Yeah, well, it's the kind of place when you're ready for takeoff, the controller 82 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:28,840 just to beat it. 83 00:07:30,540 --> 00:07:32,860 Listen, AJ, remember we had a deal. 84 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:34,220 No more crazies. 85 00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:36,180 Mr. Kelly isn't crazy. 86 00:07:36,840 --> 00:07:37,840 He's just upset. 87 00:07:38,380 --> 00:07:41,900 Come on, Mrs. Vogel said he's a great grandfather. He probably drinks warm 88 00:07:41,900 --> 00:07:42,900 plays checkers. 89 00:07:45,930 --> 00:07:48,890 Mister, the pilot flew it out of here yesterday. That's all I know. 90 00:07:49,530 --> 00:07:51,690 Now, will you put that thing away before you hurt yourself? 91 00:07:52,070 --> 00:07:55,050 I'm a patient man, but my friend here is a little itchy. 92 00:07:55,650 --> 00:07:57,150 Where did the pilot take her? 93 00:07:57,370 --> 00:07:58,530 I'll count to five. 94 00:07:59,210 --> 00:08:01,710 One, two, three. Hi, Iris. 95 00:08:01,970 --> 00:08:04,270 Who are you? Hey, well, give me that back. 96 00:08:04,570 --> 00:08:05,690 You guys were this old coot. 97 00:08:06,030 --> 00:08:09,270 Sort of. Well, get that old loon out of here. Come on. Hey, hey, hey. 98 00:08:09,530 --> 00:08:12,350 Get your hands off me. Miss Kelly, I think we ought to have a... 99 00:08:15,150 --> 00:08:19,370 Hey, Gramps, come to think of it, I do know where your B -25 is. Last time I 100 00:08:19,370 --> 00:08:20,710 it, they were firebombing Tokyo. 101 00:08:21,270 --> 00:08:22,270 Yes. 102 00:08:23,490 --> 00:08:27,930 No, no, no, no, no. Come on. Come on, Irish. Come on. No, no. That's it. 103 00:08:27,930 --> 00:08:28,930 it. Come on. 104 00:08:31,150 --> 00:08:35,490 Minding my own business and you two jokers poke your snoots in. You could 105 00:08:35,490 --> 00:08:38,630 been minding your own business for a couple of years in jail. I was assault 106 00:08:38,630 --> 00:08:39,669 a deadly weapon. Loaded. 107 00:08:40,110 --> 00:08:41,289 Yeah, all right. Look, Irish. 108 00:08:41,640 --> 00:08:44,360 Let's just calm down the .45 caliber temper. We're going to introduce 109 00:08:44,360 --> 00:08:45,360 right now. 110 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:46,500 I'm A .J. Simon. 111 00:08:46,720 --> 00:08:49,680 Rick Simon, private investigators hired by your granddaughter. 112 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:56,580 Well, I mean, that sweet little thing finally convinced that blackhead husband 113 00:08:56,580 --> 00:08:59,500 of hers. You boys are going to help me find Betty Grable, right? 114 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:01,180 Well, that calls for a celebration. 115 00:09:01,740 --> 00:09:02,719 Is that your car? 116 00:09:02,720 --> 00:09:06,360 Let's go on this one. Oh, that's very nice, fellas. Come on. Saddle up, men. 117 00:09:06,860 --> 00:09:09,780 Boy, I've ridden in tighter cockpits than this. Come on, Long John. 118 00:09:24,869 --> 00:09:27,590 Oh, no. Get out of here, Kelly. 119 00:09:27,930 --> 00:09:30,770 In auto charge, Grable showed her legs yesterday. 120 00:09:31,130 --> 00:09:34,390 I wondered how long it was going to take you. We see the news, too, you know. 121 00:09:34,470 --> 00:09:37,770 This time I got tail gunners. Meet Simon and Schuster, private eyes. 122 00:09:38,330 --> 00:09:40,050 Kelly, I love you like my brother. 123 00:09:40,350 --> 00:09:42,790 Even more than my brother the monkey neck. 124 00:09:43,210 --> 00:09:46,750 But why don't you leave right now and save us both a lot of grief? 125 00:09:46,970 --> 00:09:51,630 I paid for the damages. Big deal. A couple of busted bar stools. You know 126 00:09:51,630 --> 00:09:53,290 always hated that beer wagon clock. 127 00:09:53,550 --> 00:09:57,470 What do you do when some nickel -node tells you you belong in a cracker 128 00:09:57,810 --> 00:09:59,450 It's true. The guy deserved it. 129 00:10:01,390 --> 00:10:06,130 You don't raise your voice louder than mine. You don't throw anything that 130 00:10:06,130 --> 00:10:07,130 nailed down. 131 00:10:07,330 --> 00:10:08,910 And you got a three -drink limit. 132 00:10:13,260 --> 00:10:15,040 A little warm milk to make you sleep. 133 00:10:17,520 --> 00:10:18,940 Scotch to cut the cholesterol. 134 00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:25,820 At my age, you can't be too careful with that sort of stuff. 135 00:10:26,100 --> 00:10:29,800 You two really gonna help him find that old bummer? Well, our arrangement's with 136 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:30,799 his granddaughter. 137 00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:32,100 Cancel it. You're my crew now. 138 00:10:32,420 --> 00:10:33,940 We decide who we work for. 139 00:10:34,580 --> 00:10:36,200 Right now, we're working for your granddaughter. 140 00:10:36,780 --> 00:10:40,080 From where we sit, it looks like that job is almost finished. 141 00:10:40,460 --> 00:10:41,840 Fine. That means you're available. 142 00:10:42,680 --> 00:10:46,400 Look, Irish, I used to work for Uncle Sam, too, and I'm going to tell you 143 00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:49,720 now, you're not going to be able to afford us on GI Bill. With all the back 144 00:10:49,720 --> 00:10:52,240 I got coming, I can afford a squadron of you guys. 145 00:10:53,680 --> 00:10:59,200 I'm so close. Man, I'm so close. I know it's her this time. If I don't find her 146 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:00,220 now, I'll never find her. 147 00:11:00,700 --> 00:11:04,680 Irish, I want a ride in that old girl, and I'm willing to pay for it. 148 00:11:05,320 --> 00:11:09,560 But we're also going to find a way to make a few bucks with her. Now, I'll 149 00:11:09,560 --> 00:11:10,560 you. 150 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:13,620 And we'll go 50 -50 after you find her. It's a deal. 151 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:15,360 Welcome aboard, co -pilot. 152 00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:19,660 Now we can afford you. What do you say, Schuster? 153 00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:25,040 I think I want to know just exactly how long this bridge is before it burns. 154 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:26,200 Okay, I'll tell you. 155 00:11:27,500 --> 00:11:31,580 At the end of the war, I was running supplies over the Burma hump. 156 00:11:32,220 --> 00:11:36,700 Those 25 weren't much on bulk cargo, so everything we carried was priority. 157 00:11:37,420 --> 00:11:39,020 Drugs and other medical supplies. 158 00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:40,760 Code books. 159 00:11:42,060 --> 00:11:43,720 Gold for Chang's army. 160 00:11:44,180 --> 00:11:48,360 Then this one day, my crew decided they were going to take a little detour. 161 00:11:48,700 --> 00:11:54,060 Seems they'd made a deal with some Burmese warlord to sell him the Betty 162 00:11:54,120 --> 00:11:55,220 everything in her belly. 163 00:11:55,620 --> 00:11:58,420 They handed me a parachute, pushed me out over the jungle. 164 00:12:02,860 --> 00:12:07,620 I busted my leg, wandered around in the jungle feverish for over a month before 165 00:12:07,620 --> 00:12:13,280 some villagers got me back to my base. By this time, they decided that Betty 166 00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:17,060 Grable had been shot down. That's what they thought. Made it official. 167 00:12:18,040 --> 00:12:20,820 Here, here, you want to see some of my crew? 168 00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:24,540 This is my crew, men. 169 00:12:26,380 --> 00:12:28,580 For all I know, they may be dead by now. 170 00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:31,520 Men. 171 00:12:33,410 --> 00:12:34,410 Farley Burr. 172 00:12:36,670 --> 00:12:40,130 Burr's engineered the whole thing. He stuck a gun in my ear just as though 173 00:12:40,130 --> 00:12:41,390 never flown all those missions together. 174 00:12:42,170 --> 00:12:44,210 That's the guy I want to get. 175 00:12:46,110 --> 00:12:48,970 You know, that plane came in out of nowhere. 176 00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:52,010 Made the evening news, then it was gone. 177 00:12:52,390 --> 00:12:53,650 So what? Who cares? 178 00:12:54,390 --> 00:12:56,010 Besides, it's a real long shot. 179 00:12:56,450 --> 00:12:59,890 But Betty Grable's scrapped metal by now. And even if she isn't. 180 00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:02,660 Even if that plane turns out to be her. 181 00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:04,480 Nobody's looking. 182 00:13:05,420 --> 00:13:06,740 Irish Kelly'd be looking. 183 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,980 That old buzzard's probably dead by now. 184 00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:12,880 Look, the Air Force closed the case in 46. 185 00:13:13,380 --> 00:13:14,960 We did it, Don. We're free. 186 00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:16,480 Stop worrying. 187 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:19,400 Yeah, well, I want to stay free. I got a lot to lose. 188 00:13:19,620 --> 00:13:20,980 And so do you, tycoon. 189 00:13:21,340 --> 00:13:23,180 All right, if you have to, go ahead. 190 00:13:23,900 --> 00:13:25,120 But very quietly. 191 00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:26,480 You understand? 192 00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:52,520 Quite a fine job you two did, thanks. 193 00:13:53,540 --> 00:13:57,040 Irish is still asleep upstairs. I really don't think we're going to be needing 194 00:13:57,040 --> 00:13:57,779 you anymore. 195 00:13:57,780 --> 00:14:00,320 Actually, Mrs. Vogel, there's something we'd like to talk to you about, if we 196 00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:01,320 may. Hmm. 197 00:14:01,860 --> 00:14:03,380 Got you hooked, too, huh? 198 00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:10,360 Well, actually, right now, we're just a little confused about everything. 199 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:15,500 A friend of ours at the Naval Air Station ran a record check, came up with 200 00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:19,140 of stuff about Betty Grable and her crew. All missing, by the way, presumed 201 00:14:19,140 --> 00:14:20,140 dead. 202 00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:21,880 He also came up with this. 203 00:14:22,580 --> 00:14:24,940 Court -martial of one Captain Daniel Kelly. 204 00:14:26,100 --> 00:14:27,340 He didn't do it, no. 205 00:14:27,740 --> 00:14:30,040 Did you read that part? The Army didn't have a case. 206 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:32,720 They just had a scapegoat. I know it point by point. 207 00:14:33,020 --> 00:14:34,520 I'm sure you do, Mrs. Vogel. 208 00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:38,600 But we didn't come here to debate the case with you. I mean, the case has been 209 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:40,040 closed for almost 40 years. 210 00:14:40,340 --> 00:14:41,760 Not for Irish, it's not. 211 00:14:42,100 --> 00:14:46,660 He flew over 32 missions, got the DFC for crying out loud. Do you think the 212 00:14:46,660 --> 00:14:47,660 cared? No. 213 00:14:48,300 --> 00:14:51,040 No wonder he goes off the deep end every time he sees a B -25. 214 00:14:51,700 --> 00:14:54,380 He also went off the deep end at his court -martial. 215 00:14:56,540 --> 00:15:00,760 Question. Don't you feel the least remorse about the men you abandoned to 216 00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:02,020 fire? Answer. 217 00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:03,880 Explosive deleted. 218 00:15:04,020 --> 00:15:05,020 No. 219 00:15:05,580 --> 00:15:07,480 They're the ones you ought to be after. 220 00:15:08,140 --> 00:15:09,960 Dirty explosive deleted. 221 00:15:11,620 --> 00:15:15,560 You are all a bunch of dirty explosive deletions. 222 00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:17,360 Calling the court. 223 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:21,020 A bunch of dirty expletives deleted was not really the best way for your 224 00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:22,280 grandfather to stay out of jail. 225 00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:25,160 Were you in jail, Grandpa? 226 00:15:25,660 --> 00:15:28,460 No, they were just telling stories about... Honey. 227 00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:31,280 Yeah. 228 00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:37,340 Kyle, I was in jail a long time ago, and they were wrong. I didn't do what they 229 00:15:37,340 --> 00:15:38,420 said. That's good. 230 00:15:38,700 --> 00:15:41,940 But we still have to make them believe it. That's why I got to find the Betty 231 00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:42,940 Grable. 232 00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:45,480 Are you going to help me? 233 00:15:45,860 --> 00:15:46,860 Sure. 234 00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:06,200 Well? 235 00:16:06,760 --> 00:16:09,040 Could be. It was definitely a 25. 236 00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:10,720 They don't know where it went. 237 00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:12,620 But that's not the worst part. 238 00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:14,240 Oh, I'd love to hear the worst part. 239 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:15,940 There was a guy out there yesterday. 240 00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:19,100 An old guy. Kind of crazy. 241 00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:21,280 And they called him Irish. 242 00:16:22,700 --> 00:16:24,300 Shouldn't have given him that parachute. 243 00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:32,660 Mom, why didn't you mark all these boxes? 244 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:34,640 Has it all been marked the same way? 245 00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:37,020 Rick's junk. More of Rick's junk. 246 00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:40,720 How could I know you'd want those airplanes? You haven't mentioned them in 247 00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:41,720 years. 248 00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:45,140 Will you please stop throwing everything on the floor? 249 00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:49,280 You sure you kept them? I think so. 250 00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:53,260 It seems to me A .J. blew some of them up with firecrackers. 251 00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:55,300 When did you do that? 252 00:16:56,240 --> 00:17:02,720 Oh, 59, 60... It was just a lip mop! It was just a lip mop! Oh, A 253 00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:04,599 .J. love. 254 00:17:06,700 --> 00:17:11,180 Mr. Kelly, A .J. wore this on Halloween when he was six. 255 00:17:13,180 --> 00:17:15,220 Mom, can we get back to business again, please? 256 00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:24,920 Look, this is. It's serious stuff. He wore this for two months. And if you 257 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:27,480 called him Rick instead of Hopalong, he wouldn't answer. 258 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:30,020 When was that? It must have been... Last year. 259 00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:33,600 Ah. 260 00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:34,840 Bingo. 261 00:17:35,100 --> 00:17:35,999 Uh -huh. 262 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,000 Bingo. 263 00:17:40,900 --> 00:17:42,360 Is this it? 264 00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:43,960 B24. 265 00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:47,520 What's the difference? 266 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:48,439 Four inches. 267 00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:49,440 25's got two. 268 00:17:49,540 --> 00:17:50,540 Uh -huh. 269 00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:07,800 Divine gun mount. 270 00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:20,980 Even had a model, they called it the G model. Had a 75 millimeter cannon right 271 00:18:20,980 --> 00:18:21,979 here in the nose. 272 00:18:21,980 --> 00:18:22,980 What was the model you flew? 273 00:18:23,180 --> 00:18:24,180 G, just like this. 274 00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:25,440 Why do you need this? 275 00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:28,700 So H .A. and I know what we're looking for. That's what you got me for. 276 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:32,480 No, no, we'll bring you in afterwards to make a positive ID. I don't like that. 277 00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:33,920 I want to be with you all the time. 278 00:18:34,300 --> 00:18:38,940 No, it's against our policy to put the client in jeopardy. Oh, come on. I can 279 00:18:38,940 --> 00:18:40,280 take care of myself. 280 00:18:40,660 --> 00:18:42,180 This ought to paralyze that guy. 281 00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:45,520 All right, well, let's turn it around and put it the other way. It's against 282 00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:49,580 policy to put our information sources in jeopardy from our clients. What 283 00:18:49,580 --> 00:18:50,580 information sources? 284 00:18:51,140 --> 00:18:55,660 Remember that load of Colombian Christmas trees that came in on the 285 00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:58,500 I've been thinking, what the hell kind of cargo is that? 286 00:18:58,820 --> 00:18:59,920 Well, you know, Christmas trees. 287 00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:02,040 What you find under them counts. 288 00:19:25,490 --> 00:19:27,230 A noble ambition. 289 00:19:27,730 --> 00:19:28,730 He needs a ride. 290 00:19:28,970 --> 00:19:30,130 Who told you I'd care? 291 00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:31,470 The snowman. 292 00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:35,680 Oh, you must be a recent immigrant from Terminal Island. 293 00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:36,739 Six weeks. 294 00:19:36,740 --> 00:19:38,260 When's the snowman getting out? 295 00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:45,140 If he really behaves himself, he ought to be back in business by, uh, oh, 96. 296 00:19:47,340 --> 00:19:52,840 I might be able to get your general as far as Rio for half price. 297 00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:54,440 He has some cargo. 298 00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:56,800 Describe it for me. 299 00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:01,780 Oh, good. He's here. I'll just let him tell you all about it himself. 300 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:03,099 Who's here? 301 00:20:03,100 --> 00:20:04,640 Zweibach. Who's that? 302 00:20:05,780 --> 00:20:10,920 Zweibach? The madman from Munich? The world's top dollar mercenary. He's the 303 00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:11,920 general's liaison. 304 00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:14,040 You be careful with him because he's a killer. Okay. 305 00:20:14,700 --> 00:20:15,700 Listen, listen. 306 00:20:15,860 --> 00:20:18,360 You do not mention Zimbabwe. 307 00:20:28,610 --> 00:20:31,530 He also thinks that you have very pretty eyes. 308 00:20:34,210 --> 00:20:35,210 What's he saying? 309 00:20:35,510 --> 00:20:39,030 He wants to know if you've ever been to Paraguay. Never mind where I've been. 310 00:20:39,050 --> 00:20:40,390 Where's this general of yours? 311 00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:55,960 Your former president. 312 00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:59,280 How is the general? He was so depressed last week. 313 00:20:59,660 --> 00:21:01,300 His heart really is with his people. 314 00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:07,420 So feel better, danke. It's much better, thank you. Good, good, good. We shot 42 315 00:21:07,420 --> 00:21:10,980 on the back nine. Will you get to the point? 316 00:21:11,300 --> 00:21:16,080 Herr General, this is a certain aircraft. 317 00:21:17,220 --> 00:21:20,260 Something sort of U -Haul. 318 00:21:20,900 --> 00:21:22,600 Something also... 319 00:21:26,550 --> 00:21:32,370 Something also funky and something also 320 00:21:32,370 --> 00:21:36,490 ex -militarish would be very nice. 321 00:21:36,790 --> 00:21:38,770 And what's the cargo? 322 00:21:39,330 --> 00:21:46,250 Oh, a sort of small arms, some defoliants, some 323 00:21:46,250 --> 00:21:47,410 Xerox machine. 324 00:21:47,850 --> 00:21:49,750 Of course, it's monkey. 325 00:21:50,070 --> 00:21:52,510 Ah, don't forget about the, uh... 326 00:21:57,010 --> 00:22:03,790 There are also two trunks which must be kept a 327 00:22:03,790 --> 00:22:06,410 precise distance apart. 328 00:22:06,790 --> 00:22:11,950 Why? Because they are the two trunks which must be kept a precise distance 329 00:22:11,950 --> 00:22:14,090 apart. No problem. 330 00:22:16,550 --> 00:22:20,030 Except that I'm philosophically opposed to war. 331 00:22:20,490 --> 00:22:23,650 Once the general has the two trunks. 332 00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:27,520 Because, Rabano, there will be no war. 333 00:22:28,500 --> 00:22:35,100 Herr General believes in peace through intimidation. I hope 334 00:22:35,100 --> 00:22:40,960 you are not also philosophically opposed to peace through intimidation. 335 00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:45,680 $50 ,000 could eliminate any lingering doubts I might have. 336 00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:47,560 Very good. 337 00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:50,780 I shall inform Herr General. 338 00:22:51,020 --> 00:22:52,800 I trust there shall be no problem. 339 00:22:53,610 --> 00:22:55,330 What I'm going to tell you is hypothetical. 340 00:22:58,030 --> 00:23:04,230 If there was a guy that was right for your needs, 341 00:23:04,470 --> 00:23:08,550 could be he's flying into Linda Vista Field tomorrow. 342 00:23:09,150 --> 00:23:12,750 Could also be he owns a World War II bomber. 343 00:23:13,370 --> 00:23:15,270 Would that be the right size? 344 00:23:23,310 --> 00:23:25,130 How would his name be called? 345 00:23:25,550 --> 00:23:26,750 Ted Astro. 346 00:23:27,890 --> 00:23:34,090 On behalf of Herr General and his people, 347 00:23:34,290 --> 00:23:36,330 vielen Dank. 348 00:23:38,850 --> 00:23:45,190 Perhaps after the coronation, you would be so kind as to come down and visit 349 00:23:45,190 --> 00:23:46,630 Herr General in his villa. 350 00:23:47,050 --> 00:23:49,590 Pass. I'm allergic to bananas. 351 00:23:49,790 --> 00:23:51,530 You just bring Astro to me. 352 00:23:52,530 --> 00:23:54,870 I'll be here around noon, and I'll wait. 353 00:23:55,070 --> 00:23:56,790 I think we can work out a deal. 354 00:23:57,410 --> 00:23:58,410 Wonder about it. 355 00:24:07,950 --> 00:24:09,430 Irish. Come on, Rick, we gotta go. 356 00:24:09,830 --> 00:24:12,250 Irish. Look, just tell him we're on our way. 357 00:24:12,450 --> 00:24:13,389 All right, hey. 358 00:24:13,390 --> 00:24:14,810 Irish. Irish. 359 00:24:15,270 --> 00:24:16,370 Rick, just tell him. 360 00:24:16,630 --> 00:24:17,630 Hey, hey. 361 00:24:17,710 --> 00:24:19,370 Look, oh, for heaven's sake, give me the phone. 362 00:24:19,690 --> 00:24:21,150 All right, hotshot, you try it. 363 00:24:21,690 --> 00:24:25,030 All right, now, Irish, just listen. I just... Irish, 364 00:24:28,970 --> 00:24:29,970 shut up and listen. 365 00:24:30,130 --> 00:24:33,690 You will not go out there until you hear from us. You will stick by the phone. 366 00:24:33,930 --> 00:24:36,790 If it's a B -25, we will call you right away. 367 00:24:37,110 --> 00:24:38,110 Goodbye, Irish. 368 00:24:41,530 --> 00:24:45,970 Yes. My name's Ed Beckwith. I'm an investigator with the Federal Aviation 369 00:24:45,970 --> 00:24:48,250 Agency. May I talk to you for a minute? 370 00:24:48,510 --> 00:24:50,630 Yeah, could you make it fast because we're on our way out? 371 00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:54,950 We have reason to believe that Linda Vista Field is receiving Sub Rosa 372 00:24:54,950 --> 00:24:59,030 deliveries. Now, I've been assigned to stake it out, posing as a pilot for 373 00:24:59,410 --> 00:25:03,850 Fine. What's that got to do with us? That fellow Irish was a pretty 374 00:25:03,850 --> 00:25:04,950 force out there yesterday. 375 00:25:05,310 --> 00:25:08,670 Now, the FAA would appreciate it if you could just keep him away from there 376 00:25:08,670 --> 00:25:10,270 until our investigation is completed. 377 00:25:10,610 --> 00:25:12,870 That's all been taken care of. We're handling it for him now. 378 00:25:13,850 --> 00:25:15,590 Are you going out to Linda Vista again? 379 00:25:16,090 --> 00:25:17,330 We're on our way there right now. 380 00:25:17,780 --> 00:25:20,420 What's his interest in this B -25? That's confidential. 381 00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:25,560 Look, we will work with you. All we want to do is check out this B -25. This 382 00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:26,780 one's supposed to be coming in right now. 383 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:29,880 We want to identify it for our client. You want to come with us? That's all 384 00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:31,640 right. But you've got to make up your mind. It's after 8. We've got to go. 385 00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:32,919 Let's go. 386 00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:33,920 All right. 387 00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:37,080 Put that back. 388 00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:51,580 Were those guys out here yesterday? 389 00:25:52,980 --> 00:25:57,060 Yeah, they're just a couple of pilots waiting for action. What time is that B 390 00:25:57,060 --> 00:25:58,060 -25 to end? 391 00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:01,740 Could be any time. We appreciate your covering for us. 392 00:26:02,120 --> 00:26:04,200 Oh, that's one Yomi. Yeah, yeah. 393 00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:05,600 Okay. 394 00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:22,480 I recognize. 395 00:26:22,500 --> 00:26:23,700 Lucky gas. The shoes. 396 00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:28,400 What did we tell you? If you think I'm going to stay at home and wait, you're 397 00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:29,400 crazy. What's happening? 398 00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:32,940 Nothing is happening. Will you please go on and get out of here? Forget it, 399 00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:33,960 Jooster. 400 00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:41,200 This may be it. 401 00:26:41,420 --> 00:26:42,740 That's no B -25. 402 00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:51,540 Damn waste of time. Well, see there, you should have stayed home like you were 403 00:26:51,540 --> 00:26:54,580 supposed to. Somebody has got to find a Betty Gravel, and you guys don't seem to 404 00:26:54,580 --> 00:26:58,520 be too competent. Now, just a... Well, you had 27 years. We've only had two 405 00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:01,620 days. I'm going to go have a little chat with that pilot coming. No, you are 406 00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:04,680 not. You go out there, you're going to screw up everything for us. Now, do you 407 00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:05,680 want our help or not? 408 00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:07,880 Make up your mind. 409 00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:10,680 I'll wait right here. 410 00:27:57,390 --> 00:27:58,390 Take a look. 411 00:28:01,730 --> 00:28:02,730 Hi. 412 00:28:02,950 --> 00:28:04,310 You know when Ostro's due in? 413 00:28:04,850 --> 00:28:05,850 Who wants to know? 414 00:28:06,290 --> 00:28:08,070 Well, Bubba says he might be able to help us. 415 00:28:10,790 --> 00:28:11,790 Oh. 416 00:28:17,670 --> 00:28:18,950 Hey, hey, hey, hey! 417 00:28:19,910 --> 00:28:24,410 Well, Ostro, your luck finally ran out. Hey! What are you hauling this time? 418 00:28:24,930 --> 00:28:26,350 Cocaine or just a little grass? 419 00:28:45,260 --> 00:28:46,420 What's the rap contraband? 420 00:28:46,780 --> 00:28:47,780 Parakeets. 421 00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:49,320 He'll let us know at the arraignment. 422 00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:00,020 You fellas sure your mama's coming to get you? Oh, yeah. 423 00:29:00,500 --> 00:29:01,500 She's used to this. 424 00:29:01,820 --> 00:29:03,580 You're fired. What is that there for? 425 00:29:03,820 --> 00:29:06,600 Be quiet, darling. You fellas ever get out of there, I'm still interested. 426 00:29:06,980 --> 00:29:07,980 Okay. 427 00:29:11,940 --> 00:29:13,320 Ed Beckwith, confirm our story? 428 00:29:13,700 --> 00:29:14,649 Who? 429 00:29:14,649 --> 00:29:17,850 Beckwith, Beckwith, you know. Come on, come on, come on. Just because you got a 430 00:29:17,850 --> 00:29:20,750 bunch of anemic parakeets instead of your dope doesn't mean you have to 431 00:29:20,750 --> 00:29:22,530 us. I don't know any Beckwith. 432 00:29:22,730 --> 00:29:24,070 Yeah, you do the FAA guy. 433 00:29:24,530 --> 00:29:25,650 Medium height, blue eyes? 434 00:29:25,910 --> 00:29:27,750 Yeah. Name isn't Beckwith. 435 00:29:28,130 --> 00:29:29,490 You stays with the FAA. 436 00:29:29,850 --> 00:29:30,950 He says he's a pilot. 437 00:29:31,250 --> 00:29:33,350 He also says he doesn't know you guys from Adam. 438 00:29:34,210 --> 00:29:35,610 He's lying. Where is he? 439 00:29:35,830 --> 00:29:37,610 His bail was posted ten minutes ago. 440 00:29:39,770 --> 00:29:40,749 Let's go. 441 00:29:40,750 --> 00:29:41,750 Come on, let's go. 442 00:29:42,050 --> 00:29:43,050 Let him out. 443 00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:45,280 Hi, Mom. 444 00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:46,840 Come on, let's go. 445 00:29:47,260 --> 00:29:49,500 I'm late for practice. Yes, ma 'am. Yes, ma 'am. 446 00:29:59,260 --> 00:30:00,380 Where's the plane now, do you know? 447 00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:03,380 Yeah, they have an air show at 29 Palms today. 448 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,220 Can we rent a plane around here? 449 00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:07,620 Well, it's not that far. You can drive it in a couple hours. 450 00:30:08,580 --> 00:30:10,280 Yeah, but I'd like to get there as quick as possible. 451 00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:12,760 Crown Aviation's the closest place. 452 00:30:13,519 --> 00:30:17,660 Remember, if you run across Rick and A .J. Simon again, you got amnesia. 453 00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:21,060 Oh, yeah, I can feel it coming over me right now. 454 00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:24,140 What's your interest in that old plane? 455 00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:25,900 The thing doesn't fly any good anymore. 456 00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:29,080 When I brought her up here from Peru, she almost put me in the drink. 457 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,740 Our interest is purely sentimental. 458 00:30:34,860 --> 00:30:36,100 Take a left to the next corner. 459 00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:47,160 Hello, Bubba. 460 00:30:48,260 --> 00:30:49,620 How's the General's monkey? 461 00:30:49,940 --> 00:30:51,220 Get the hell out of here. 462 00:30:51,620 --> 00:30:53,340 We don't do business with PIs. 463 00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:56,440 Oh, we're not talking about doing business. We're talking about scrambling 464 00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:57,440 or more of your vital organs. 465 00:30:57,720 --> 00:30:59,100 You're not going to shoot me in here. 466 00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:00,379 Hey, Arch. 467 00:31:00,380 --> 00:31:02,780 Yo. Okay if I shoot this guy in here? 468 00:31:03,020 --> 00:31:04,540 Sure. We're going to lock the door. 469 00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:07,240 Where's the V -25? 470 00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:08,800 I sold it. 471 00:31:09,180 --> 00:31:10,180 To who? 472 00:31:10,620 --> 00:31:12,100 The Cremoni Flying Circus. 473 00:31:12,340 --> 00:31:13,960 What is Ed Beckwith to you? 474 00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:18,670 Nobody. A couple of friends of his posted my bail and paid me off to keep 475 00:31:18,670 --> 00:31:19,670 mouth shut about the plane. 476 00:31:19,950 --> 00:31:20,950 Why? 477 00:31:21,110 --> 00:31:22,110 They didn't say. 478 00:31:22,450 --> 00:31:23,450 What were their names? 479 00:31:23,730 --> 00:31:24,730 I don't know. 480 00:31:25,170 --> 00:31:26,170 Come on. 481 00:31:26,330 --> 00:31:29,330 I'm telling you, man, I don't know. I didn't ask and they didn't say. 482 00:31:29,610 --> 00:31:30,610 How old were they? 483 00:31:31,870 --> 00:31:32,870 Sixties, maybe. 484 00:31:34,990 --> 00:31:36,310 Where is this flying circus? 485 00:31:36,790 --> 00:31:38,690 29 Palms. For how long? 486 00:31:39,190 --> 00:31:40,190 I don't know. 487 00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:51,400 You know, you look better with your scar. 488 00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:52,840 How'd you like it back? 489 00:31:54,260 --> 00:31:55,260 Have a nice day. 490 00:31:57,720 --> 00:31:59,260 Good luck. Thanks, Eric. 491 00:32:03,540 --> 00:32:04,540 Irish! Irish! 492 00:32:04,860 --> 00:32:05,860 Irish! Hey! 493 00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:11,040 You are not going along. The hell I'm not. What are you guys doing here 494 00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:15,380 I hire you to do a simple thing like keep him out of trouble for one day, and 495 00:32:15,380 --> 00:32:16,380 winds up in jail. 496 00:32:16,580 --> 00:32:18,060 I told you, Chris, it's not their fault. 497 00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:19,580 That doesn't make any difference. 498 00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:21,560 I was against this from the start. 499 00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:24,880 You fellas have been fired, and that's that. They're on my payroll now, Pete. 500 00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:28,640 And we will do the job. You just tell us how to identify him. Can I do that? 501 00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:29,880 No. 502 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:30,939 Nobody's going. 503 00:32:30,940 --> 00:32:35,160 I am. Wait, look, Irish, if the guys that bailed out Ostro really are members 504 00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:37,000 your crew, There could be trouble. 505 00:32:37,500 --> 00:32:38,860 You're not going, darling. 506 00:32:39,260 --> 00:32:40,260 That's it. 507 00:32:40,340 --> 00:32:44,300 Christy, he's your son. I'm your grandfather. The advantage I have over 508 00:32:44,300 --> 00:32:48,020 has to do what you say. I don't. You fellas come in or I have to hitchhike. 509 00:32:48,180 --> 00:32:49,840 Horace, I don't want you to go. 510 00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:51,280 I don't want you to go either. 511 00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:52,560 I don't want you to go. 512 00:32:52,820 --> 00:32:53,840 I think we better go. 513 00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:05,080 Come on, Simon. Pass this truck. He's holding us up. 514 00:33:11,660 --> 00:33:13,160 Should have taken your car, Schuster. 515 00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:16,760 Would you mind not calling me Schuster? 516 00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:18,080 What's your name? 517 00:33:18,140 --> 00:33:20,980 Simon. Oh, you're Schuster. Why didn't you say so? 518 00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:23,980 Ah, what's in a name? 519 00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:27,680 Listen, you think you'd recognize any of your crew if you saw them after all 520 00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:28,379 these years? 521 00:33:28,380 --> 00:33:29,380 I had no birth. 522 00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:32,940 We shared the same quarters for 18 months. I'm not sure about the others. 523 00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:35,400 I hope the hell one of them is Burroughs. 524 00:33:35,900 --> 00:33:39,520 If you recognize anybody, you just let us know about it. You stay out of it. 525 00:33:40,100 --> 00:33:41,100 Oh, sure. 526 00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:47,960 Well, Mr. Crowder, for that kind of money, how can I say no? 527 00:33:48,700 --> 00:33:52,000 Of course, I want to take a closer look at her first. Oh, you be my guest. She's 528 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:53,000 all yours if you want her. 529 00:34:12,590 --> 00:34:14,210 Go see if you can find some paint remover. 530 00:34:28,070 --> 00:34:29,070 Think you can fly her? 531 00:34:29,170 --> 00:34:30,170 Yeah, where to? 532 00:34:30,670 --> 00:34:32,210 The ocean. I want you to ditch her. 533 00:34:32,530 --> 00:34:33,530 Cost you a bundle. 534 00:34:33,730 --> 00:34:34,730 I figured that. 535 00:34:35,670 --> 00:34:36,670 When? 536 00:34:36,909 --> 00:34:37,949 As soon as it gets dark. 537 00:34:39,330 --> 00:34:40,328 No way. 538 00:34:40,330 --> 00:34:42,230 I'm not going to bail out at night over the water. 539 00:34:42,570 --> 00:34:44,489 Don't worry, I'll have a boat pick you up. 540 00:34:45,190 --> 00:34:46,790 Let's go plot a course for the chopper. 541 00:34:47,370 --> 00:34:50,010 First, I'm gonna go buy this sucker. 542 00:34:54,270 --> 00:34:55,610 What happened to the rest of the crew? 543 00:34:56,330 --> 00:34:57,370 Well, Haney's dead. 544 00:34:58,070 --> 00:35:01,190 Steve Smith, the gunrunner in South America, last I heard. 545 00:35:03,170 --> 00:35:07,910 It was a one -plane mission, no cover. We came in at 5 ,000 feet, dropped two 546 00:35:07,910 --> 00:35:10,470 and a half tons of GPs on the wall surrounding Mandalay. 547 00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:11,799 What are GPs? 548 00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:15,760 General Purpose Bombs. Why, we tore that wall anew and the British ground troops 549 00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:16,760 poured in. 550 00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:19,780 Colonel Okasawa fell on his super goo knife. 551 00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:23,620 Come on, come on, let's step on it. 552 00:35:48,069 --> 00:35:49,069 Stop here. 553 00:35:53,730 --> 00:35:56,390 I want to be alone with her for a minute, fellas. 554 00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:24,120 Come on, guys. 555 00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:34,560 I knew it was her. I'd know this baby anywhere. 556 00:36:36,100 --> 00:36:37,100 Hey, Irish. 557 00:36:54,380 --> 00:36:55,380 She change much? 558 00:36:55,780 --> 00:36:57,360 Buttons for the nose guns are gone. 559 00:36:58,240 --> 00:37:00,720 I guess she hasn't run a whole lot of bombing missions lately. 560 00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:03,080 Otherwise, she looks pretty good. 561 00:37:03,300 --> 00:37:04,740 Yeah. Let's see how she sounds. 562 00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:07,340 Uh, uh, Irish? 563 00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:10,220 Uh, I don't know. We shouldn't be doing that. Let her hum a little bit, boy. 564 00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:13,940 Well, uh... Come on, baby. 565 00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:21,140 Irish? Uh... Yeah, that doesn't sound... No, uh... Irish, 566 00:37:21,140 --> 00:37:26,660 I don't... It looks like she's catching over there. 567 00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:33,760 Yeah, there she goes. There she goes. 568 00:37:38,100 --> 00:37:39,100 Let's see how she does. 569 00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:42,300 No, let's go. No, come on, Irish. Come on, Irish. 570 00:37:50,220 --> 00:37:51,840 He's taken off. Swing around in front of him. 571 00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:55,660 What are you doing with that thing? 572 00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:57,640 You can't bring down a B -25. 573 00:37:58,300 --> 00:37:59,840 If you hit the pilot, you can. 574 00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:09,360 Irish, look out. Look out. Look out. 575 00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:10,780 You got banded up there. 576 00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:14,560 That's Paris. 577 00:38:14,860 --> 00:38:16,220 Get to your stations, men. 578 00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:17,800 What station? 579 00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:19,038 Oh, pilot. 580 00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:23,180 Chester, you... I don't know how to fly one of these. How long has it been since 581 00:38:23,180 --> 00:38:27,040 you've flown one? Riding a bicycle. I do not want to hear that. 582 00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:30,580 Get to your guns. 583 00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:34,760 Aye, aye, Captain. 584 00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:39,440 What's that? 585 00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:07,419 Flats up. 586 00:39:07,420 --> 00:39:12,180 Pops, get them damn flats up. You want Betty to fly like a goonie bird? 587 00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:14,280 Here, 588 00:39:16,420 --> 00:39:17,420 take over. 589 00:39:17,660 --> 00:39:19,980 Hold it. 180 degrees. 590 00:39:20,460 --> 00:39:21,460 What? 591 00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:49,480 Well, it must have ruptured the main hydraulic system. Irish. 592 00:39:56,000 --> 00:40:01,940 Irish. You know, I used to keep... I... Well... 593 00:40:01,940 --> 00:40:07,040 I'll feed them. Will you look at that? 594 00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:10,800 Irish. Hey, do you like a little nip? No, Irish. Please take over. 595 00:40:18,090 --> 00:40:19,090 Hold it steady, boy. 596 00:40:20,070 --> 00:40:21,130 All right, I got it. 597 00:40:22,270 --> 00:40:23,270 I got it. 598 00:40:23,810 --> 00:40:25,630 Turn loose the damn wheel. 599 00:40:38,590 --> 00:40:39,750 They're underneath us. 600 00:40:40,010 --> 00:40:41,010 Hey, AJ. 601 00:40:41,590 --> 00:40:42,870 You guys hear me up there? 602 00:40:43,170 --> 00:40:44,170 Hey, yeah. 603 00:42:08,710 --> 00:42:11,050 This is the B -25 Betty Grable. 604 00:42:11,530 --> 00:42:13,170 Mayday, Lindbergh Field. 605 00:42:13,390 --> 00:42:17,490 Over. This is Lindbergh. We read you 5 by 5 Mayday. 606 00:42:17,850 --> 00:42:19,810 Could I have that ID again? 607 00:42:20,150 --> 00:42:22,590 This is the Betty Grable. 608 00:42:22,850 --> 00:42:25,970 Our course is 180 degrees. 609 00:42:26,870 --> 00:42:29,210 Request emergency landing instructions. 610 00:42:30,090 --> 00:42:34,210 My hydraulic system is out. Okay, Betty Grable, we've got you on radar. 611 00:42:34,950 --> 00:42:37,430 You have clearance on runway 31. 612 00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:41,120 Runway 31, how do you read? Loud and clear. 613 00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:50,640 Everything under control up here, guys? 614 00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:54,540 It's that hydraulic leak. We can't get enough pressure on the primary system to 615 00:42:54,540 --> 00:42:55,379 get the gear down. 616 00:42:55,380 --> 00:42:56,339 Is that bad? 617 00:42:56,340 --> 00:42:57,340 Nah. 618 00:43:03,100 --> 00:43:04,480 Well, not usually. 619 00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:08,420 Seems to me my backup hydraulic system went out once over New Britain. 620 00:43:09,180 --> 00:43:11,520 Yeah. Yeah, there's an emergency, Pop. 621 00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:12,840 That's good. 622 00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:17,780 Somewhere. Oh, come on, Irish steak. This is a Betty Grable. This is your 623 00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:19,060 You know her like you know your lover. 624 00:43:19,260 --> 00:43:23,180 We haven't made love in a long time, boys. Just look back there. It's right 625 00:43:23,180 --> 00:43:24,480 there somewhere. Come on, look around. 626 00:43:24,720 --> 00:43:25,720 I'm looking. 627 00:43:26,060 --> 00:43:27,060 Edward Peel. 628 00:43:27,260 --> 00:43:28,260 Betty Grable. 629 00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:33,120 Can you tell me where the emergency landing system is located on a B -25? 630 00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:35,120 Uh... 631 00:43:36,020 --> 00:43:37,140 Negative, Betty Grable. 632 00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:40,560 Then get Arch McBride over there. 633 00:44:06,859 --> 00:44:07,859 Arch's hangar. 634 00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:10,800 I'll be right there. 635 00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:17,400 Irish is bringing the Betty Gravely! 636 00:44:18,540 --> 00:44:19,540 Irish, 637 00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:21,880 what does it look like? 638 00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:22,960 Huh? 639 00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:27,300 I said, what does it look like? I don't know. I remember it's red. Red, red, 640 00:44:27,340 --> 00:44:31,740 okay, red, red. Is it big? Is it little? There's a lot of red stuff back there, 641 00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:34,180 Irish. Yeah, well, it's, uh, yeah, I don't remember. 642 00:44:34,460 --> 00:44:35,460 It's gonna look like this. 643 00:44:43,479 --> 00:44:45,580 Betty Grable, we've got Arch. 644 00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:51,980 Yeah, Betty Grable. 645 00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:53,820 Now listen, Irish. 646 00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:58,700 The manual hydraulic emergency pump on a B -25 model... 647 00:45:06,620 --> 00:45:07,620 Okay, I got it. 648 00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:09,160 Thanks, Arch. 649 00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:51,960 We're on approach. 650 00:45:52,460 --> 00:45:53,460 Roger, 651 00:45:54,300 --> 00:45:55,300 Betty Grable. 652 00:45:55,560 --> 00:45:59,360 We've just gotten word that that helicopter that fired on you has crash 653 00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:02,220 safely. Its passengers are being detained by police. 654 00:46:02,460 --> 00:46:04,540 Easy for them. All it had to do was fall. 655 00:46:28,620 --> 00:46:30,020 Align your wings. They're not parallel. 656 00:46:30,460 --> 00:46:31,460 Roger. 657 00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:39,160 Okay, okay. Now you're looking good. 658 00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:40,520 Reduce speed. 659 00:46:42,700 --> 00:46:44,400 All right, boys. 660 00:46:44,720 --> 00:46:46,600 Here we go. Grab onto something. 661 00:46:47,660 --> 00:46:48,800 Not that. 662 00:47:47,850 --> 00:47:48,950 This is one good airplane. 663 00:47:49,770 --> 00:47:51,330 Can we get out of it now? 664 00:47:51,570 --> 00:47:52,570 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 665 00:48:04,910 --> 00:48:05,910 Irish, 666 00:48:09,730 --> 00:48:10,950 you got her down. 667 00:48:11,250 --> 00:48:12,650 What the hell do you think I do?