1 00:00:00,880 --> 00:00:06,160 My Walter writes me a new poem every morning. My Walter and I never have 2 00:00:06,160 --> 00:00:09,780 breakfast until after we've jogged. Tonight on Simon and Simon. 3 00:00:10,200 --> 00:00:13,840 That is not a lady killer. That's somebody that understands trigonometry 4 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:17,100 gets depressed a lot. We're here about Walter. What's your line? 5 00:00:17,320 --> 00:00:19,360 We're agrarian nutritional consulting chemists. 6 00:02:13,740 --> 00:02:14,439 liked it. 7 00:02:14,440 --> 00:02:17,760 The airport just called the plan and says that Carmichael the bug catcher is 8 00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:20,900 his way over. Now how the hell did he find out? What makes you think he did? 9 00:02:21,180 --> 00:02:22,180 He just checked our trap. 10 00:02:22,460 --> 00:02:25,820 Now we didn't ask him to come back and check him again. And nobody likes that 11 00:02:25,820 --> 00:02:27,600 job enough to do it on his own time, right? 12 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:29,340 Walter Carmichael does. 13 00:02:30,700 --> 00:02:33,100 Let's run down the road. I'll find out what he wants. 14 00:02:42,510 --> 00:02:44,050 Aren't you supposed to be on vacation? 15 00:02:45,470 --> 00:02:47,670 I thought you'd be really in Bonita by now. 16 00:02:48,010 --> 00:02:50,230 I wish I was, Martin. Something came up. 17 00:02:51,350 --> 00:02:54,030 Checked with air services. They tell me you're spraying malathion. 18 00:02:54,270 --> 00:02:55,850 Yeah. Can't you smell it? 19 00:02:56,110 --> 00:02:57,430 Why, sure. Over half the county. 20 00:02:58,150 --> 00:03:01,890 I thought it was from the walnut groves. Till I ran into Rich Steck. Told me 21 00:03:01,890 --> 00:03:03,130 he'd look at his irrigation pond. 22 00:03:03,750 --> 00:03:04,850 It's loaded with your spray. 23 00:03:05,690 --> 00:03:07,090 Why are you putting it on by air? 24 00:03:07,610 --> 00:03:11,770 Oh, Walter, I know it's expensive, but the fruit looks so good and the price is 25 00:03:11,770 --> 00:03:15,190 going to be sky high. I just didn't want to take a last -minute chance of 26 00:03:15,190 --> 00:03:16,190 getting flies. 27 00:03:16,350 --> 00:03:19,610 Ground spray is just as effective on citrus. You should have asked me. 28 00:03:20,010 --> 00:03:24,170 As usual, Walter, as usual. But that's the end of it until next year. 29 00:03:25,550 --> 00:03:30,470 Uh, does Dick think his pond is ruined or something? 30 00:03:31,330 --> 00:03:32,330 Something. 31 00:03:32,530 --> 00:03:34,870 I've got samples to analyze before I can say what. 32 00:03:35,510 --> 00:03:37,130 It's only melathion. 33 00:03:38,130 --> 00:03:41,070 Some of it ran down into his pond. I'm sorry. 34 00:03:41,610 --> 00:03:42,630 Why all the hoopla? 35 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:43,890 No hoopla. 36 00:03:44,070 --> 00:03:47,490 I'm just going to collect some leaves and sap and so forth so I can run all my 37 00:03:47,490 --> 00:03:48,530 tests at the same time. 38 00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:49,770 Well, you do that. 39 00:03:49,850 --> 00:03:51,150 Let me know what you find out. 40 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:33,299 We're doing fine. 41 00:04:33,300 --> 00:04:35,960 Oh, only a hopeless bluehead would say that. 42 00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:37,680 I think I'm blind. 43 00:04:37,940 --> 00:04:40,500 You always think you're blind. When Carlos brought over the fluke, you 44 00:04:40,500 --> 00:04:41,500 you were blind. 45 00:04:41,560 --> 00:04:43,500 Look at that. It's eating a hole in the deck. 46 00:04:43,740 --> 00:04:44,719 See there? You're not blind. 47 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:45,900 Come on. 20 minutes and we're done. 48 00:04:46,100 --> 00:04:47,079 Done for. 49 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:51,060 If they sold this stuff anyplace but Tijuana, they'd have us going crossbones 50 00:04:51,060 --> 00:04:52,060 over it. 51 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:54,160 Where's the ladder? 52 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:55,800 Ladder. 53 00:04:59,660 --> 00:05:02,360 Why should I buy this stuff up here and spend 20 bucks more? 54 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:04,940 Fiberglass, all of it is fiberglass. 55 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:07,400 How different can I make it in Mexico? 56 00:05:07,700 --> 00:05:09,640 Yeah, well, different enough to melt a paintbrush. 57 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:15,600 I'm sorry, Rick, but my life is worth a little bit more than a hole in your 58 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:16,600 boat. 59 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:24,080 Say what? 60 00:05:25,840 --> 00:05:26,980 I'm not only blind. 61 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:30,080 I'm hallucinating. 62 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:34,040 I'm smelling... L 'air du temps. 63 00:05:35,060 --> 00:05:36,060 Mr. Simon? 64 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:41,079 Yeah, hi. 65 00:05:41,080 --> 00:05:44,400 I can see that you're busy. No, no, no, no, we're not busy. It's just that cheap 66 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:48,060 solvent he's using on the boat, the fumes, to get a... Do we know you? 67 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:49,900 I'm Hilda Carmichael. 68 00:05:50,220 --> 00:05:52,860 I don't live far. It's a marina there, slip 18A. 69 00:05:53,280 --> 00:05:54,119 Uh -huh. 70 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:57,660 Oh, yeah, the lady in the white Mercedes. Right, white Mercedes, bingo. 71 00:05:57,660 --> 00:06:00,150 should... Get to know our neighbors a little bit better. 72 00:06:00,570 --> 00:06:03,770 Would you care for a beer? Oh, we're out of pocket. You'll get some beer. Mr. 73 00:06:04,730 --> 00:06:09,170 Maddox on the canal said that you do private investigation work. 74 00:06:09,390 --> 00:06:10,410 Yes, ma 'am, that's right, we do. 75 00:06:10,750 --> 00:06:14,850 Special rates for all girls next door. That's not right, but we are 76 00:06:15,130 --> 00:06:16,270 I don't care about the money. 77 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:20,310 I just want you to find my husband, Walter Carmichael. 78 00:06:20,590 --> 00:06:22,110 He didn't come home last night. 79 00:06:23,910 --> 00:06:25,710 Look, um, Hilda? 80 00:06:26,550 --> 00:06:27,550 Hilda. 81 00:06:28,270 --> 00:06:33,750 I know it's kind of tough when it's your shot, but our line of work, we see this 82 00:06:33,750 --> 00:06:37,270 kind of thing all the time, and one night is hardly grounds for panic. 83 00:06:37,870 --> 00:06:41,790 Yeah, well, that's what the police said, that all men are prone to having a wild 84 00:06:41,790 --> 00:06:42,790 night out now and then. 85 00:06:43,690 --> 00:06:46,090 My Walter isn't like most men. 86 00:06:52,750 --> 00:06:55,790 I think the best thing to do would probably be just to have you look 87 00:06:55,790 --> 00:06:57,490 maybe you could find something that would help. 88 00:06:58,200 --> 00:06:59,200 Okay. 89 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:01,760 Do you live aboard full time? 90 00:07:02,220 --> 00:07:04,000 Yeah, since Walter and I were married. 91 00:07:04,380 --> 00:07:08,640 The boat actually belonged to my first husband, but like me, it was just 92 00:07:08,640 --> 00:07:11,420 one of his toys, and he really only used it for parties. 93 00:07:12,420 --> 00:07:14,040 Did you divorce your first husband? 94 00:07:14,740 --> 00:07:16,360 No, he drowned. 95 00:07:16,720 --> 00:07:18,220 He fell off the bow. 96 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:20,080 AJ. 97 00:07:20,760 --> 00:07:21,760 Excuse me. 98 00:07:27,370 --> 00:07:29,270 Why is the salesman traveling? 99 00:07:30,110 --> 00:07:31,770 Walter is not a salesman. 100 00:07:32,130 --> 00:07:35,570 He's an agrarian nutritional consulting chemist. He's self -employed. 101 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:39,550 I suppose this is his lab smock. 102 00:07:39,990 --> 00:07:45,510 I laid that out for him last night when he got to be so late, thinking that I'd 103 00:07:45,510 --> 00:07:48,170 fall asleep and he'd tiptoe in. 104 00:07:49,510 --> 00:07:50,510 See, 105 00:07:51,730 --> 00:07:52,990 Walter's on the road a lot. 106 00:07:53,510 --> 00:07:56,190 He goes to Carlsbad, Lompoc. 107 00:07:56,490 --> 00:07:59,770 Up the coast to Monterey. And he's gone three weeks out of a month. 108 00:08:00,110 --> 00:08:02,550 Well, if he's on the road so much, he must use his credit cards. 109 00:08:03,030 --> 00:08:04,410 It'd be a snap to find him. 110 00:08:04,690 --> 00:08:07,330 But look, what I want to know is why they had dance over one night. 111 00:08:07,570 --> 00:08:09,750 We were supposed to start our vacation yesterday. 112 00:08:10,430 --> 00:08:11,830 He was supposed to be home. 113 00:08:13,050 --> 00:08:16,870 Well, you know, maybe he just got hung up somewhere and forgot to call. That 114 00:08:16,870 --> 00:08:17,870 happens. 115 00:08:18,530 --> 00:08:21,490 I told you, don't judge Walter by other people. 116 00:08:21,890 --> 00:08:25,690 I know this sounds vain, but he lives to be with me. 117 00:08:26,170 --> 00:08:27,170 To make me happy. 118 00:08:28,070 --> 00:08:29,070 He'd never forget. 119 00:08:31,570 --> 00:08:33,110 Okay, look, um, Hilda. 120 00:08:35,030 --> 00:08:38,870 Let's just consider this your free consultation, okay? Because if we took 121 00:08:38,870 --> 00:08:42,470 case, it'd cost you a bunch. I'm talking $400 a day. That's fine. You can start 122 00:08:42,470 --> 00:08:43,610 looking up in Oxnard. 123 00:08:43,970 --> 00:08:46,790 That's where he was last week, the last time he called me. No, see, you don't 124 00:08:46,790 --> 00:08:47,589 seem to understand. 125 00:08:47,590 --> 00:08:51,170 We also get mileage. 50 cents a mile, and we might have to drive all the way 126 00:08:51,170 --> 00:08:53,210 to Monterey. I don't care about the money. 127 00:08:54,050 --> 00:08:57,290 Look, if you understood about Walter, you'd know why I'm so worried. 128 00:08:57,770 --> 00:08:59,910 He'd never do this to me if he could help it. 129 00:09:01,070 --> 00:09:02,590 Unless he was in terrible trouble. 130 00:09:03,390 --> 00:09:08,590 Look, Walter's the type of man that's so much in love that even if he couldn't 131 00:09:08,590 --> 00:09:10,970 call me, he sent me flowers every day we've been married. 132 00:09:11,470 --> 00:09:12,470 Every day? 133 00:09:12,670 --> 00:09:13,830 For five years. 134 00:09:14,210 --> 00:09:15,410 These came this morning. 135 00:09:15,830 --> 00:09:16,910 Well, you can stop worrying. 136 00:09:17,910 --> 00:09:21,890 If he's still sending you flowers, it won't be all that hard to find him. 137 00:09:33,670 --> 00:09:34,670 So he's careful. 138 00:09:35,110 --> 00:09:38,270 Just because the guy has an automatic account with a florist doesn't mean he's 139 00:09:38,270 --> 00:09:42,010 insincere. Oh, come on, A .J. The guy in the back makes up the cards. 140 00:09:43,290 --> 00:09:45,890 What was that noise? Never mind the noise. Look at that. Come on. 141 00:09:47,830 --> 00:09:52,270 Now, you tell me that you honestly think that Walter is the rowdy red bathrobe 142 00:09:52,270 --> 00:09:54,750 type. It doesn't make any difference what I think. 143 00:09:55,010 --> 00:09:56,710 She seems to think he is. 144 00:09:57,050 --> 00:09:59,950 Besides, according to her, his best qualities are not photogenic. 145 00:10:00,210 --> 00:10:01,159 Uh -huh. 146 00:10:01,160 --> 00:10:02,520 Well, you just study the face. 147 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:07,200 That is not a lady killer. That's somebody that understands trigonometry 148 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:08,200 gets depressed a lot. 149 00:10:08,540 --> 00:10:09,540 Come on. 150 00:10:09,780 --> 00:10:14,320 Just because Walter didn't take his senior prom date to the bullfights the 151 00:10:14,320 --> 00:10:18,460 you did doesn't necessarily mean that he is not a virile, fulfilling partner. 152 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:20,780 Just means he's not a romantic troglodyte. 153 00:10:21,860 --> 00:10:25,380 What are you worried about? We find Walter, we bring him home, it's easy 154 00:10:25,540 --> 00:10:26,540 Messy job. 155 00:10:26,620 --> 00:10:28,900 That's for a man who eats burritos in the shower. 156 00:10:32,680 --> 00:10:33,920 Where did you get this gas? 157 00:10:34,380 --> 00:10:35,380 Tijuana. 158 00:10:41,820 --> 00:10:43,500 I'd say Walter eats here a lot. 159 00:10:43,900 --> 00:10:47,280 I guess he likes the food. Isn't truck stop food supposed to be good? 160 00:10:49,980 --> 00:10:52,620 You have never eaten in a truck stop? 161 00:10:54,460 --> 00:10:55,660 No, not to my knowledge. 162 00:11:11,820 --> 00:11:12,820 Like your hat. 163 00:11:13,580 --> 00:11:14,580 Irrigation control. 164 00:11:15,060 --> 00:11:16,600 That good work? 165 00:11:18,120 --> 00:11:19,120 Steady. 166 00:11:20,020 --> 00:11:21,020 What's your line? 167 00:11:21,240 --> 00:11:23,460 We're agrarian nutritional consulting chemists. 168 00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:26,640 You know, like Walter Carmichael? 169 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:30,800 Is that what you buck catchers are calling yourselves nowadays? 170 00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:33,420 Time for a tax cut, sounds to me. 171 00:11:34,020 --> 00:11:37,420 These state inspectors are getting airs, Jeffers. 172 00:11:40,140 --> 00:11:41,140 New to me. 173 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:43,820 But I knew all you ag boys. 174 00:11:44,580 --> 00:11:45,680 Oh, well, we're new. 175 00:11:45,940 --> 00:11:47,660 This is our first day on the job, as a matter of fact. 176 00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:48,880 Yeah? 177 00:11:49,060 --> 00:11:50,060 So far, so good. 178 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:51,400 What happened to Walter? 179 00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:53,860 If they fired him, they're crazy. 180 00:11:54,120 --> 00:11:56,360 No, no, no. Walter's golden. They know that. 181 00:11:56,580 --> 00:11:58,500 Besides, we'd never take his job away from him. 182 00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:00,820 He's got that pretty wife he has to support. 183 00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:02,400 Wife? 184 00:12:02,820 --> 00:12:04,540 You got the wrong car, Michael, buddy. 185 00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:07,120 Walter's not married. 186 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:11,000 Well, maybe he doesn't talk about it, but you ought to see what he's got 187 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:12,000 down in San Diego. 188 00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:15,560 Definitely the wrong guy. 189 00:12:16,520 --> 00:12:20,000 Yeah, this Walter Carmichael's got nothing but nothing to do with San 190 00:12:20,420 --> 00:12:23,480 Lives right down the road in a damn motel, keeps the room there full time. 191 00:12:24,020 --> 00:12:28,100 From the way he bothers, though, he's got him north to Monterey about three 192 00:12:28,100 --> 00:12:29,100 weeks out of the month. 193 00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:35,340 You hang around there until you see which way they go. 194 00:12:36,340 --> 00:12:39,420 By the way, what are you doing in a bar anyway? 195 00:12:39,820 --> 00:12:42,780 So I broke the rules, so what? You ought to be damn glad I did. 196 00:12:44,119 --> 00:12:47,080 Besides, he tried making all the way up from Rumorosa without a beer. 197 00:12:47,320 --> 00:12:48,320 Forget the beer. 198 00:12:49,020 --> 00:12:50,560 Let me know if you find out anything. 199 00:12:50,900 --> 00:12:52,260 I'll see what I can learn here. 200 00:12:52,540 --> 00:12:54,840 And Jeffries, stay out of the bars. 201 00:12:55,180 --> 00:12:57,500 I wouldn't have to if you'd just get rid of him. 202 00:12:57,880 --> 00:13:03,280 Jeffries, if we kill Walter, we'll have the police looking for us all the way to 203 00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:04,280 Sacramento. 204 00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:08,200 This way, Walter keeps us clean himself. 205 00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:35,640 It's getting worse. 206 00:14:08,780 --> 00:14:09,780 Walter. 207 00:14:10,820 --> 00:14:11,820 Here, Walter. 208 00:14:11,860 --> 00:14:12,860 Walter. 209 00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:14,840 Good news. 210 00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:17,440 You're going to be just fine, Walter. 211 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:18,960 How do you feel? 212 00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:20,280 What happened? 213 00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:25,000 Nothing very grand, I'm afraid, Walter. You hit a tree. Terrible way to start a 214 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,000 vacation. 215 00:14:26,020 --> 00:14:28,080 There's no point in moving you to a hospital. 216 00:14:28,360 --> 00:14:30,640 A few days rest here and you'll be on your feet. 217 00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:32,780 No, no, no. Not now. 218 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,960 You'll get the strength back. Talk then. 219 00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:36,920 I've, uh... 220 00:14:36,990 --> 00:14:39,870 decreased the amount of sedative we were giving you to help you sleep. 221 00:14:44,630 --> 00:14:50,150 By the way, Waller, I've learned about your secret life in San Diego. 222 00:14:51,450 --> 00:14:52,890 You be thinking about that. 223 00:14:54,490 --> 00:14:55,970 I want to hear all about it. 224 00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:07,030 Really? Yeah. 225 00:15:07,090 --> 00:15:10,370 $22 .50 for a double. Checkout's at 11. If you're paying by credit card, I need 226 00:15:10,370 --> 00:15:11,370 to make an imprint. 227 00:15:14,430 --> 00:15:16,430 Excuse me, uh, Mindy. 228 00:15:17,530 --> 00:15:19,990 Suppose our friend Walter Carmichael already has a room? 229 00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:22,570 Yeah. Oh, terrific. We can still surprise him. 230 00:15:23,630 --> 00:15:25,650 Mindy, you keep a secret? 231 00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:30,230 See, the thing is, it's Law's birthday, and we kind of wanted to grab him and 232 00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:31,730 take him out for a night on the town. 233 00:15:32,150 --> 00:15:33,150 What town? 234 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:36,640 It's a figure of speech, Mindy. Now, if you'll just tell us what the room number 235 00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:38,460 is, we'll just sneak right on up there. 236 00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:42,500 You know how old Walt likes to joke, and a guy shouldn't have to spend his 237 00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:46,500 birthday alone, especially in Oxnard. Or, uh, Snardville. That's what you call 238 00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:47,500 it up here, isn't it? 239 00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:52,900 Look, uh, I'm sorry, Mr., um... Abba -dabba -dabba -dabba. 240 00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:55,860 But Mr. Carmichael never wishes to be disturbed. 241 00:15:56,100 --> 00:15:57,200 Besides, he's not here. 242 00:15:58,780 --> 00:16:00,120 Nice truck out. You try. 243 00:16:04,439 --> 00:16:06,380 Mindy, would you do me a favor? 244 00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:11,280 Now, we haven't missed a birthday with old Walt since the army. 245 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:17,400 Would you just do me a favor, and when he comes in, just be sure and give him 246 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:18,299 this. 247 00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:21,520 Because I know how much he'd hate to miss us. 248 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:23,000 Who wouldn't? 249 00:16:23,300 --> 00:16:25,300 Ah, ah, ah, my contact. 250 00:16:25,540 --> 00:16:26,940 I think that little yellow one's got it. 251 00:16:27,380 --> 00:16:28,880 You're going to kill the fish. Ah. 252 00:16:32,910 --> 00:16:34,630 You got it? Any luck? No. 253 00:16:35,430 --> 00:16:36,990 Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop. Never mind. 254 00:16:37,190 --> 00:16:39,390 I just stepped on it. Here it is. There you go. 255 00:16:40,010 --> 00:16:42,950 Thank you very much. 256 00:16:57,950 --> 00:16:58,950 It's wrong room. 257 00:17:00,450 --> 00:17:01,450 Right room. 258 00:17:03,530 --> 00:17:05,270 If he pays for it, it doesn't mean he has to use it. 259 00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:10,310 People use motel rooms for some strange things. This is a first. 260 00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:13,490 Hello. 261 00:17:13,990 --> 00:17:15,210 You know he's been here? 262 00:17:15,470 --> 00:17:18,089 Oh, great. He comes in to change his shorts and listen to his messages. 263 00:17:20,510 --> 00:17:24,369 This is Walter Carmichael. I'm not here. You can leave a message at the tone. 264 00:17:26,109 --> 00:17:27,270 I got a message for you. 265 00:17:28,349 --> 00:17:29,450 Walter, bone home. 266 00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:35,140 This is Rich Steck again, Walter. I found two more, and this time they're 267 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:39,740 I'm really starting to worry because I don't know who's next, so call me as 268 00:17:39,740 --> 00:17:43,480 as you can, will you, at 555 -2010. 269 00:17:44,060 --> 00:17:45,060 Thank you, Walter. 270 00:18:11,980 --> 00:18:12,779 I'm Rick Simon. 271 00:18:12,780 --> 00:18:15,240 My brother AJ, we called you from the ranch out there. 272 00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:17,080 Oh, yeah. Hi. 273 00:18:17,980 --> 00:18:18,980 How you doing? 274 00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:21,220 Why are you looking for Walter? Are you friends of his? 275 00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:24,540 Uh, no, actually, we don't know him. 276 00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:25,840 We're working for his wife. 277 00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:27,520 She's worried about him. 278 00:18:28,220 --> 00:18:29,220 Well, 279 00:18:29,660 --> 00:18:31,480 I'm a friend of his, and I'm worried about him, too. 280 00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:33,600 He was out here yesterday morning. 281 00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:36,140 I haven't been able to reach him since. 282 00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:40,020 Well, we spoke to his office up in Sacramento. They seem to think he's... 283 00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:43,220 starting a two -week vacation, but his wife hasn't heard from him. 284 00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:46,820 Is that something he does? I mean, has he dropped out like this before? 285 00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:51,760 Well, I guess you don't know, Walter. Walter's regular as rain. 286 00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:55,520 He's either out on the road or out in the boat with his wife. 287 00:18:56,140 --> 00:18:59,400 I tried every number I got for him, and he gave me a couple he never gave 288 00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:03,320 anybody else, but first time since I'd known him, Walter's lost. 289 00:19:03,820 --> 00:19:08,560 We had the opportunity to listen to the message he left on his machine in 290 00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:09,560 Oxnard. 291 00:19:10,090 --> 00:19:14,870 You said something about finding two more and this time they're dead. Would 292 00:19:14,870 --> 00:19:15,890 care to fill us in on that? 293 00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:17,530 Yeah. 294 00:19:17,810 --> 00:19:22,230 Have you worked for Pritchard? 295 00:19:22,490 --> 00:19:24,170 No. Who's Pritchard? 296 00:19:24,670 --> 00:19:27,790 Well, I guess you got to ask him. You ain't working for him. Pritchard grows. 297 00:19:29,250 --> 00:19:33,010 Agribiz. Agricorp. Big money from who knows where. I'm sure you've seen the 298 00:19:33,090 --> 00:19:34,090 The natural way. 299 00:19:34,330 --> 00:19:35,770 Hell, you probably eat their food. 300 00:19:36,170 --> 00:19:37,510 I guess everybody does. 301 00:19:38,460 --> 00:19:42,240 They bought up half the citrus between here and Monterey, the oranges and 302 00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:45,660 and quats. You know, one of the groves borders mine right here. I never did 303 00:19:45,660 --> 00:19:47,120 them. Now I know why. 304 00:19:50,700 --> 00:19:54,940 Um, I don't get the connection, though. What does Pritchard have to do with dead 305 00:19:54,940 --> 00:19:59,080 sheep? Well, it was just the sheep, you know. I think it'd be blue tongue, 306 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:02,640 pasturel, something like that. But it was the chickens first, then all my bees 307 00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:06,420 left. And I found them, too, this morning. I want Walter to see it to 308 00:20:06,420 --> 00:20:07,560 it. Confirm what? 309 00:20:07,980 --> 00:20:09,440 Well, the spray, it's killing the animal. 310 00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:14,360 How do the sheep get into the spray? 311 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:19,060 Well, I use them to graze the grass down in the groves, you know. Naturally, 312 00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:21,560 they drink the water that runs into the irrigation pool. 313 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:25,040 You know, goats should be cheaper, but they like to sharpen them horns on the 314 00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:29,780 tree trunks. Makes sense. But if the spray is doing in your sheep, why do you 315 00:20:29,780 --> 00:20:30,399 use it? 316 00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:31,560 Oh, well, I ain't using it. 317 00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:35,940 It's whatever Pritchard's spraying on his fruit that's running into my pond. 318 00:20:35,940 --> 00:20:36,980 Walter thinks so, too. 319 00:20:37,610 --> 00:20:42,450 Well, as soon as we find Walter, we'll tell him about this, of course, and have 320 00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:43,189 him get in touch. 321 00:20:43,190 --> 00:20:43,749 All right. 322 00:20:43,750 --> 00:20:44,750 Here you go. 323 00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:48,770 Here's our number in case you turn anything up, and if for any reason you 324 00:20:48,770 --> 00:20:51,250 get a hold of us, you can just leave a message with his wife down in San Diego. 325 00:20:51,470 --> 00:20:52,470 What's she doing down there? 326 00:20:54,790 --> 00:20:58,230 Well, that's where they live. Remember we were just talking about their boat? 327 00:20:58,490 --> 00:20:59,490 No, no, we weren't. 328 00:20:59,690 --> 00:21:02,070 We were talking about the boat at the Oxnard Marina. 329 00:21:02,830 --> 00:21:03,830 That's where they live. 330 00:21:04,970 --> 00:21:05,970 Well, I ought to know. 331 00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:08,760 It's docked right next to mine. 332 00:21:10,180 --> 00:21:11,760 I think one of us is confused. 333 00:21:12,260 --> 00:21:13,740 I think two of us are confused. 334 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,000 Well, 335 00:21:22,420 --> 00:21:26,440 not an uncommon way to name a boat. 336 00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:31,620 I sometimes worry about your inability to deal with life. It must be terrible 337 00:21:31,620 --> 00:21:32,620 being the second child. 338 00:21:33,180 --> 00:21:36,600 Look, I'm sorry. I'm just a slave to common sense. You know what I mean? 339 00:21:36,900 --> 00:21:40,480 And I have yet to find a shred of it to explain why it's worth it to Walter to 340 00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:43,900 keep both a motel room and a boat in Oxnard. All right, now wait a minute. 341 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:47,440 hey, hey, hey. I am willing to bet you next month's payment on the Chevy... No, 342 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:50,860 you won't. Why not? Because you still owe me last month's payment on the 343 00:21:50,860 --> 00:21:53,440 And this month's payment... All right, fine, fine, fine. This month's payment 344 00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:56,820 the Chevy that behind that door is yet another Mrs. Walter Carmichael who is 345 00:21:56,820 --> 00:22:00,340 built like a... No bet. 346 00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:03,030 Mrs. Carmichael? 347 00:22:03,710 --> 00:22:05,210 Yes, I'm Gloria Carmichael. 348 00:22:06,810 --> 00:22:07,870 We're here about Walter. 349 00:22:08,330 --> 00:22:10,350 Could we talk to you for a few minutes, please? 350 00:22:12,670 --> 00:22:13,710 Yeah, okay. 351 00:22:14,810 --> 00:22:15,810 Come on in. 352 00:22:29,030 --> 00:22:30,030 Is it Walter? 353 00:22:30,070 --> 00:22:31,070 Have you found him yet? 354 00:22:31,210 --> 00:22:32,210 Well... 355 00:22:32,460 --> 00:22:33,520 In a manner of speaking. 356 00:22:34,420 --> 00:22:35,420 Who's she? 357 00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:38,940 Well, remember we told you that it was somebody we thought that you should 358 00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:40,280 Remember? Yeah. 359 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:45,960 Mrs. Carmichael, meet... Mrs. 360 00:22:47,820 --> 00:22:48,820 Carmichael. 361 00:23:02,950 --> 00:23:06,730 Well, why don't we all sit down and we'll get to the bottom of this? Yeah, 362 00:23:06,730 --> 00:23:07,730 yeah. 363 00:23:08,710 --> 00:23:10,610 Why don't I start? 364 00:23:13,910 --> 00:23:20,150 See, the thing is, it seems that Walter is married to both 365 00:23:20,150 --> 00:23:22,950 of you. 366 00:23:23,330 --> 00:23:24,330 That's impossible. 367 00:23:24,650 --> 00:23:28,450 Well, nobody likes to admit these things, but, you know, sometimes it 368 00:23:28,670 --> 00:23:29,670 You're lying. 369 00:23:30,350 --> 00:23:31,950 She's lying, somebody's lying. 370 00:23:32,810 --> 00:23:34,750 But it is all lies. 371 00:23:35,130 --> 00:23:36,130 We wish it were. 372 00:23:36,610 --> 00:23:37,610 We really do. 373 00:23:39,110 --> 00:23:44,610 But I think that you'll agree that under the circumstances, the best thing that 374 00:23:44,610 --> 00:23:46,670 we can do is just face the facts. Shut up! 375 00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:02,600 It's, uh, your husband, right? 376 00:24:04,780 --> 00:24:08,420 And, uh, your husband? 377 00:24:11,220 --> 00:24:14,280 It's, uh, same man. 378 00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:28,720 I'm going on record as saying that this is a stupid idea. 379 00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:33,540 Not only that, this is your stupid idea. 380 00:24:33,820 --> 00:24:37,420 We couldn't very well just say your husband's a big mess, have a nice day, 381 00:24:37,420 --> 00:24:38,620 leave her in Oxnard, could we? 382 00:24:39,780 --> 00:24:44,640 My Walter writes me a new poem every morning and brings it to me with a 383 00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:45,640 champagne breakfast. 384 00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:50,280 My Walter and I never have breakfast until after we've jogged. 385 00:24:51,060 --> 00:24:55,840 I don't like champagne or poetry, and neither does he. 386 00:24:57,500 --> 00:24:59,320 My Walter talks in his sleep. 387 00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:02,900 My Walter sings in his sleep. 388 00:25:05,260 --> 00:25:09,780 My Walter asked for my hand even before my husband's estate was out of probate. 389 00:25:11,660 --> 00:25:15,640 My Walter asked for my hand before my first husband was even buried. 390 00:25:18,820 --> 00:25:21,660 My Walter insisted we spend our honeymoon at sea. 391 00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:24,280 He did? 392 00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:30,200 Did, um, did he also make a big deal out of renaming the boat after you? 393 00:25:55,060 --> 00:25:59,600 Yeah. You know, I'm beginning to change my mind about Walter. 394 00:26:00,970 --> 00:26:03,150 I mean, a guy could do worse than study his technique. 395 00:26:03,490 --> 00:26:04,490 Which technique? 396 00:26:05,290 --> 00:26:07,810 You mean technique with the lady? 397 00:26:09,410 --> 00:26:14,010 Or with their former and currently dead husband? Oh, come on, A .J. There is no 398 00:26:14,010 --> 00:26:16,030 reason to jump to that particular conclusion. 399 00:26:16,690 --> 00:26:17,690 It's a coincidence. 400 00:26:17,890 --> 00:26:19,310 Yeah. Uh -huh. 401 00:26:21,110 --> 00:26:22,290 Massive coincidence. 402 00:26:22,690 --> 00:26:23,690 Uh -huh. 403 00:26:24,730 --> 00:26:26,390 Oh, no, no, no. 404 00:26:26,950 --> 00:26:29,250 No, no, no. Oh, oh. 405 00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:35,560 You have a handkerchief? Are you kidding? 406 00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:42,940 Now, ladies, listen. 407 00:26:44,060 --> 00:26:49,220 I know you've had a terrible shock, but you can take consolation in the fact 408 00:26:49,220 --> 00:26:53,680 that... Since Walter is the bigamist, he's going to have to pay a heavy fine 409 00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:54,680 go to jail. No! 410 00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:59,820 Well, no, that's not all. I mean, you've both got really juicy grounds for 411 00:26:59,820 --> 00:27:02,160 divorce. You could clean his plow. You don't understand. 412 00:27:02,620 --> 00:27:07,140 Well, of course, it's not as personal for us, but, well, the law is clear. 413 00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:08,440 The law? 414 00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:09,880 Somebody else's rules? 415 00:27:10,500 --> 00:27:13,400 We can't even think about that until you bring Walter back. 416 00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:15,139 Find him. 417 00:27:15,140 --> 00:27:17,400 No, no, no, no, no. See, not us. 418 00:27:17,860 --> 00:27:23,480 You. have got his hide nailed to the barn door on a bigamy rack. I do not. 419 00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:24,099 you do. 420 00:27:24,100 --> 00:27:27,800 What we're trying to say is that Walter has committed a crime. 421 00:27:28,700 --> 00:27:31,360 So now the police will find him. 422 00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:33,300 You don't have to pay us another nickel. 423 00:27:33,580 --> 00:27:36,120 What I mean is we can't worry about the bigamy now. 424 00:27:36,340 --> 00:27:39,140 The main thing is he's in trouble. 425 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:43,700 So please, just find Walter and bring him back to us safe. 426 00:27:45,290 --> 00:27:46,290 We don't want the police. 427 00:27:46,510 --> 00:27:49,890 And we don't want fines or divorces. We just want Walter. 428 00:27:50,410 --> 00:27:51,410 We miss him. 429 00:27:55,530 --> 00:28:01,430 I think I'm beginning to miss him myself. 430 00:28:13,740 --> 00:28:17,500 I happen to know you're perfectly awake, so let's not try to pretend with each 431 00:28:17,500 --> 00:28:18,500 other. 432 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:23,700 Walter, this accident might be a lot more serious than we first thought. 433 00:28:25,420 --> 00:28:28,840 As a matter of fact, it could be very, very serious. 434 00:28:36,020 --> 00:28:38,780 I'd really hate to have to give you more stimulant, Walter. 435 00:28:39,540 --> 00:28:41,020 Your heart beats faster. 436 00:28:42,710 --> 00:28:45,050 Palpitations. You can hardly breathe. 437 00:28:45,430 --> 00:28:46,470 All right, Martin. 438 00:28:47,050 --> 00:28:48,650 What's going on? 439 00:28:49,330 --> 00:28:51,670 Did you send any of those samples into the lab? 440 00:28:52,250 --> 00:28:53,250 Good. 441 00:28:54,670 --> 00:28:56,350 We saved them for you. 442 00:28:57,290 --> 00:29:00,690 And I think when you have them analyzed, Walter, you're going to find out that I 443 00:29:00,690 --> 00:29:01,770 was telling you the truth. 444 00:29:02,250 --> 00:29:04,850 You're not going to find anything except melathion. 445 00:29:05,170 --> 00:29:06,170 Of course. 446 00:29:06,870 --> 00:29:08,010 You fixed that? 447 00:29:08,370 --> 00:29:09,370 Who's to say? 448 00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:15,620 The point is, those samples are the only proof you've got of your story. And if 449 00:29:15,620 --> 00:29:20,980 you treasure your job, Walter, those samples had better match your story. 450 00:29:21,460 --> 00:29:22,460 True? 451 00:29:23,180 --> 00:29:25,380 You're going to have to let me up sooner or later. 452 00:29:25,700 --> 00:29:27,620 Then how are you going to explain this? 453 00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:33,040 I won't have to. Walter, you ran into a tree. You were crazy. You were high. 454 00:29:33,340 --> 00:29:34,340 You were... 455 00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:39,800 You told me you were going on vacation, Walter. 456 00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:43,960 There'd be nobody to notify of the accident. 457 00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:45,720 Nobody to miss you. 458 00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:48,940 And then I find out that you're married. 459 00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:51,740 You've got a wife, Walter. 460 00:29:52,300 --> 00:29:53,480 In Oxnard. 461 00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:55,520 True? 462 00:29:57,180 --> 00:29:58,180 True, Walter? 463 00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:01,400 Hit him again. 464 00:30:04,460 --> 00:30:05,560 We've got all night. 465 00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:20,540 What do you call deja vu when you really have done it all before? 466 00:30:20,980 --> 00:30:22,580 Walter Carmichael's love life. 467 00:30:23,060 --> 00:30:25,020 Walter may be dull, but he's an organizer. 468 00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:28,660 I'll bet we find his pattern in Monterey is about the same as Oxnard. 469 00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:32,300 This is not a man who enjoys a simple life. 470 00:30:32,780 --> 00:30:35,080 Sing what you will, Walter did it his way. 471 00:30:37,700 --> 00:30:41,680 Oh, why is it doing that again? We burned the last of the Mexican gas out 472 00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:42,680 here yesterday. 473 00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:46,520 I think their refining techniques do permanent damage to the engine. 474 00:30:46,740 --> 00:30:50,480 No, no, no. It's possible to run an engine on near gas with no problem at 475 00:30:50,580 --> 00:30:53,800 All depends on how you tune your mill. For instance, that guy up there just 476 00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:56,280 drove up all the way from Baja, and he's still going strong. 477 00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:57,680 How do you know? 478 00:30:57,840 --> 00:31:00,700 One thing you can see him. He's not enveloped in a cloud of smoke. 479 00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:03,460 No, I mean, how do you know he drove up all the way from Baja? 480 00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:08,080 Mexican tech. 481 00:31:09,500 --> 00:31:12,600 Boy, for a professional, you let a lot of stuff slip right by you. 482 00:31:13,150 --> 00:31:14,150 I saw that. 483 00:31:14,310 --> 00:31:17,930 But I also saw that he's wearing one of those orange Pritchard hats. 484 00:31:18,570 --> 00:31:20,750 I don't think they do business in Mexico. 485 00:31:31,770 --> 00:31:32,770 Uh -huh. 486 00:31:34,550 --> 00:31:35,550 Arena? 487 00:31:35,930 --> 00:31:36,930 Hell room? 488 00:31:37,310 --> 00:31:38,310 Floorist? 489 00:31:38,790 --> 00:31:42,670 Looks to me like we got ourselves another, uh, um... 490 00:31:46,060 --> 00:31:47,060 Mrs. Carmichael? 491 00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:48,840 Yes, I'm Eva Carmichael. 492 00:31:49,780 --> 00:31:53,160 My admiration for the guy just keeps growing, A .J. I can't help it. 493 00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:59,420 Sorry I was so long. We're just moving aboard and it takes me forever to find 494 00:31:59,420 --> 00:32:03,320 anything. So you're just married, huh? I mean, so soon after your first 495 00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:04,320 husband's death? 496 00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:09,260 I suppose it does seem that way, but Jerome and I really weren't man and wife 497 00:32:09,260 --> 00:32:10,260 for years. 498 00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:13,300 Well, now I'm a blushing bride all over again. 499 00:32:14,050 --> 00:32:15,910 Walter is still showing me how to sail. 500 00:32:17,070 --> 00:32:20,610 You wouldn't by any chance have a beer around, would you? 501 00:32:21,770 --> 00:32:25,150 No, I don't. Walter doesn't believe in strong drinks. 502 00:32:25,850 --> 00:32:27,370 He says it does the senses. 503 00:32:27,690 --> 00:32:28,690 Thank you. 504 00:32:29,150 --> 00:32:31,290 And he has exquisite sense. 505 00:32:32,090 --> 00:32:33,090 So we're here. 506 00:32:34,050 --> 00:32:35,050 From whom? 507 00:32:35,330 --> 00:32:42,290 Well, his other acquaintance. The important thing right now, though, 508 00:32:42,350 --> 00:32:43,390 is to find Walter, right? 509 00:32:43,850 --> 00:32:46,570 I would be so grateful. I just miss him like the dickens. 510 00:32:46,810 --> 00:32:50,170 Well, I suppose you start by telling us where you saw him last. 511 00:32:52,110 --> 00:32:58,970 It was right here. He just went out one night and he never came 512 00:32:58,970 --> 00:33:01,230 back. Was that a couple of days ago? 513 00:33:02,950 --> 00:33:05,650 Something had been on his mind. I mean, he wouldn't tell me what. 514 00:33:07,390 --> 00:33:09,910 Two or three nights in a row he'd taken long drives. 515 00:33:11,490 --> 00:33:13,090 To think he said... 516 00:33:13,370 --> 00:33:15,290 Rest beg your pardon. 517 00:33:15,710 --> 00:33:18,830 Do you have any idea where he was going? 518 00:33:21,190 --> 00:33:28,150 Richard Groves Why would he go there well, we think that maybe he was trying 519 00:33:28,150 --> 00:33:35,110 prove that they were spraying poison on their oranges Why would that keep him 520 00:33:35,110 --> 00:33:36,110 from coming home 521 00:33:48,290 --> 00:33:51,150 Afternoon. The employment office is open from 7 to 12. 522 00:33:51,390 --> 00:33:54,450 Ah, well, we're not looking for jobs. We're looking for Walter Carmichael. Is 523 00:33:54,450 --> 00:33:56,510 around? Oh, well, you'd have to ask an administration. 524 00:33:57,030 --> 00:34:00,930 Now, you go up here and you turn right. You'll see a yellow line. Follow it. But 525 00:34:00,930 --> 00:34:02,890 don't get off the main road. It'll be your own safety. 526 00:34:03,570 --> 00:34:04,570 Thank you. 527 00:34:18,639 --> 00:34:19,920 I was just flabbergasted. 528 00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:24,900 Walter and I have been crossing paths for years. Now, all of a sudden, he 529 00:34:24,900 --> 00:34:25,900 me he's married. 530 00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:27,760 It's quite a surprise. 531 00:34:28,060 --> 00:34:29,659 Oh, Walter's just full of surprises. 532 00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:35,139 I've been calling that woman an oxnard since last night. Still no answer. At 533 00:34:35,139 --> 00:34:36,179 least it's the one we know about. 534 00:34:36,580 --> 00:34:38,540 Pardon? Tell us about the accident. 535 00:34:39,780 --> 00:34:40,860 Oh, the accident. 536 00:34:41,139 --> 00:34:44,120 Well, unfortunately, it was all Walter's fault. 537 00:34:44,670 --> 00:34:49,610 Now, you combine that accident with his secret marriage, and I imagine that, 538 00:34:49,710 --> 00:34:50,710 well, 539 00:34:51,330 --> 00:34:52,670 his fitness may be in doubt. 540 00:34:54,530 --> 00:34:55,630 I'd hate to see that. 541 00:34:56,030 --> 00:34:57,790 Is this an old shipment from Mexico? 542 00:34:58,570 --> 00:35:01,790 Oh, yes, I think it is. 543 00:35:03,010 --> 00:35:04,010 Zexan's made there. 544 00:35:04,430 --> 00:35:05,430 Zexan? 545 00:35:06,490 --> 00:35:07,790 Oh, yeah, sure. 546 00:35:08,050 --> 00:35:09,970 That's the stuff you spray around here, isn't it? 547 00:35:11,460 --> 00:35:13,300 No, of course not. 548 00:35:14,420 --> 00:35:20,060 The only thing that Zexan is legal for is to treat fruit that's being shipped 549 00:35:20,060 --> 00:35:24,680 Mexico or the third world countries, and we do that in a sealed chamber. We 550 00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:25,700 can't spray the stuff. 551 00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:27,620 Strictly Schedule 2. 552 00:35:27,940 --> 00:35:28,980 I beg your pardon? 553 00:35:29,940 --> 00:35:31,880 Not approved for domestic use. 554 00:35:32,100 --> 00:35:33,100 Ah. 555 00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:44,320 Day before yesterday, we found Walter's truck smashed up in one of our groves. 556 00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:46,000 Why he was there, who knows? 557 00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:49,120 I've noticed he hasn't been quite himself lately. 558 00:35:49,820 --> 00:35:50,980 How bad is he hurting? 559 00:35:51,260 --> 00:35:52,860 He looks worse than he is. 560 00:35:53,260 --> 00:35:55,540 He's not suffering. All he does is sleep. 561 00:35:56,780 --> 00:35:58,140 That man should be in a hospital. 562 00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:02,380 Any injury to the head like that warrants close observation, x -rays. 563 00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:06,200 Well, we have the finest equipment. The x -rays were normal. He's under constant 564 00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:07,200 supervision. 565 00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:08,400 But, say... 566 00:36:08,590 --> 00:36:11,890 If his wife wants him in a hospital or home, you just say the word. 567 00:36:12,430 --> 00:36:14,910 But let's get out of here. Let's not disturb him anymore. 568 00:36:23,950 --> 00:36:27,570 How's it going, Fred? Pretty near the heel, Mr. Donovan. Well, you take it 569 00:36:27,930 --> 00:36:28,930 Don't rush me. 570 00:36:31,030 --> 00:36:32,030 Oh. 571 00:36:39,660 --> 00:36:40,680 adjacent to the plant. 572 00:36:40,900 --> 00:36:42,380 It's the key to our image. 573 00:36:42,820 --> 00:36:48,100 We personally supervise the natural harvest of every one of our food 574 00:36:48,340 --> 00:36:51,160 You've probably seen our TV ads. They're all true. 575 00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:52,400 Gentlemen. 576 00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:54,520 Thank you. 577 00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:02,500 Pick yourself some oranges on the way out. Be my guest. 578 00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:03,840 Thanks. 579 00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:19,100 Why in God's name did you take him to see Carmichael? 580 00:37:19,300 --> 00:37:22,420 Because there's no good reason to hide him now. 581 00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:25,300 Carmichael's been acting more and more like a nut. 582 00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:29,160 If he wants to save his job, he won't make a sound about Dexan. 583 00:37:29,380 --> 00:37:31,000 He'll be our friend for life. 584 00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:34,020 Carmichael's not the problem. There goes the problem. 585 00:37:34,620 --> 00:37:36,240 Those two are rock turners. 586 00:37:37,500 --> 00:37:42,120 Well, I seriously doubt if they can turn over the right rocks before we're in 587 00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:45,500 the cliff. In two days, our trees will be completely put clean. 588 00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:50,760 The Zexan will be all evaporated, and we've got Carmichael's sample. 589 00:37:51,500 --> 00:37:52,640 We're in the clear, kid. 590 00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:54,280 We're in the clear. 591 00:38:09,980 --> 00:38:12,200 They're drowning the sprut in that Zexan junk. 592 00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:16,100 Don't ask me why I'd be dead. Oh, Don, you just told us why. 593 00:38:16,820 --> 00:38:21,120 Image. This whole county was eaten up by med flies, but look at this fruit. It's 594 00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:22,120 beautiful. 595 00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:24,500 Stuff must work. Oh, yeah. 596 00:38:24,780 --> 00:38:25,780 Nails and flies. 597 00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:28,620 And the bees and cheese. Hello. 598 00:39:13,070 --> 00:39:15,010 Another day, another load of Zexan. 599 00:39:15,270 --> 00:39:16,270 It's not our business. 600 00:39:16,830 --> 00:39:18,230 Richard knows what they're doing. 601 00:39:18,590 --> 00:39:20,690 How much of that stuff do you suppose we've sprayed so far? 602 00:39:21,410 --> 00:39:22,308 Let's see. 603 00:39:22,310 --> 00:39:23,410 We've got five trucks. 604 00:39:23,690 --> 00:39:24,810 That's 20 drums a truck. 605 00:39:25,790 --> 00:39:27,330 That's 50 gallons, two of them. 606 00:39:28,170 --> 00:39:30,690 That's a real fine job you boys are doing. You just carry on. 607 00:39:30,950 --> 00:39:32,210 We'll be in the area all day. 608 00:39:34,350 --> 00:39:35,770 Get the plane. Go after them. 609 00:40:50,540 --> 00:40:54,820 What awful, hideous, mutating things do you suppose Sex Man does to your body? 610 00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:58,060 We don't know that was Sex Man. Y 'all, come on. It tastes like something called 611 00:40:58,060 --> 00:40:59,060 Sex Man. 612 00:40:59,300 --> 00:41:01,580 As a matter of fact, it tastes just like your fiberglass solvent. 613 00:41:02,540 --> 00:41:05,000 I suppose they found a power wagon by now. 614 00:41:23,370 --> 00:41:25,270 Something I can do for you? Well, as a matter of fact, yeah. 615 00:41:47,990 --> 00:41:50,050 Hey, tell those guys to check in. 616 00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:02,780 Hey, what's wrong with you guys? 617 00:42:06,780 --> 00:42:12,160 You know, when I'm thinking about it, there's probably that law enforcement up 618 00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:15,460 here. It's a good thing to keep in mind because right now we are probably on 619 00:42:15,460 --> 00:42:16,460 their bad side. 620 00:42:20,820 --> 00:42:23,920 I just hope that Walter can prove whatever it is we're doing. 621 00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:28,900 Easy, easy, Walter, easy. We're on your side. 622 00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:33,120 With friends of Hilda's, and Gloria's, and Eva's. They all miss you like 623 00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:34,120 dickens. 624 00:42:35,260 --> 00:42:38,160 I should have guessed they were spraying Zectan. 625 00:42:38,380 --> 00:42:39,380 Well, it is. 626 00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:42,340 The fruit's no good. Don't you mind that, Walter. 627 00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:43,800 Zectan is unstable. 628 00:42:44,240 --> 00:42:45,218 Where are you, Walter? 629 00:42:45,220 --> 00:42:49,060 It decomposes in 48 hours, and you can't prove it was ever sprayed. 630 00:42:50,060 --> 00:42:52,660 Don Levy told me he doctored my samples. 631 00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:54,680 We need new ones. 632 00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:56,140 It's all been taken care of. 633 00:42:56,500 --> 00:42:58,000 You got him? Yeah, I got him. 634 00:43:37,330 --> 00:43:38,330 Put it here, Walter. 635 00:43:38,490 --> 00:43:39,109 That's it. 636 00:43:39,110 --> 00:43:40,670 That's it, Walter. Come on. Let's go. 637 00:43:41,650 --> 00:43:42,650 Okay, 638 00:43:44,270 --> 00:43:48,470 Walter, come on. You're going to have to help me out here. Now, come on. 639 00:43:48,730 --> 00:43:49,709 Let's get your feet going. 640 00:43:49,710 --> 00:43:50,710 Put your feet up. 641 00:43:51,070 --> 00:43:53,370 Walter, come on. Help me out. This step is for Gloria. 642 00:43:53,690 --> 00:43:54,690 Gloria. 643 00:43:56,090 --> 00:43:58,010 That's it. That's it. Put your foot up. That's it. 644 00:43:58,330 --> 00:43:59,330 Gloria. 645 00:43:59,850 --> 00:44:01,130 Hildy. Hildy. Eva. 646 00:44:01,450 --> 00:44:02,450 Eva. Gloria. 647 00:44:02,830 --> 00:44:04,170 Gloria. Hildy. Hildy. 648 00:44:04,610 --> 00:44:05,610 Eva. Eva. 649 00:44:06,050 --> 00:44:07,050 Barbara. 650 00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:08,680 Glory. Held it. 651 00:44:35,260 --> 00:44:37,900 No, no. This way, Walter. Come on. Let's go. 652 00:44:40,060 --> 00:44:41,060 Okay, Walter. 653 00:44:41,240 --> 00:44:42,078 Come here. 654 00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:43,080 Hold it, hold it, hold it. 655 00:44:46,100 --> 00:44:47,100 Hey, 656 00:44:55,020 --> 00:44:56,780 hey, hey, hold it. Hey, hey, hey, come on. 657 00:44:57,280 --> 00:44:58,380 I want to make a deal. 658 00:44:59,180 --> 00:45:00,180 What deal? 659 00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:02,500 You vandalized my plant. 660 00:45:02,780 --> 00:45:04,900 You're trying to abduct a sick man. 661 00:45:06,060 --> 00:45:08,180 Now, come on down before it gets worse. 662 00:45:08,660 --> 00:45:10,460 Worse for whom? You or me? 663 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:14,040 You're holding this man here against his will because he's going to blow the 664 00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:15,019 whistle on you. 665 00:45:15,020 --> 00:45:18,860 You've soaked your grooves in Zexan the natural way. 666 00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:22,560 Absolutely not. You'll never prove that. 667 00:45:23,620 --> 00:45:27,880 You might be wrong there because we took you up on your invitation. 668 00:45:28,620 --> 00:45:33,980 We picked a few oranges, nice, fresh ones, and we got plenty of time to get 669 00:45:33,980 --> 00:45:34,980 to the laboratory. 670 00:45:35,260 --> 00:45:37,000 But first, you gotta get out of here. 671 00:45:54,700 --> 00:45:57,780 I do hope they're letting the poor man get some rest. 672 00:45:58,220 --> 00:45:59,740 Maybe too early to barge in. 673 00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:02,680 No, no, no. They'll want this news. 674 00:46:03,700 --> 00:46:07,200 Yep. He's getting a lot of rest, okay. Come on, Gloria. 675 00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:10,420 Open it up. You can have him all to yourself later on. 676 00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:14,120 That a girl. 677 00:46:16,100 --> 00:46:17,920 Oh, that's wonderful. 678 00:46:18,300 --> 00:46:19,300 Yes. 679 00:46:20,820 --> 00:46:21,820 Hi, 680 00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:27,080 folks. 681 00:46:28,339 --> 00:46:29,540 Hi, Walter. Well, hello. 682 00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:31,260 Hey, no, never mind, sweetie. 683 00:46:31,500 --> 00:46:35,500 We'll send him packing. Oh, now, this is the thanks we get. Hey, come on, lady. 684 00:46:35,580 --> 00:46:38,920 Just give us a break. We just want to talk to Walter man to man. 685 00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:44,360 All right, we'll go wait for you in the hot tub, but don't be long. 686 00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:07,160 So, uh, Walter. 687 00:47:09,900 --> 00:47:10,900 How you feeling? 688 00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:12,540 I'm a little bushed. 689 00:47:13,240 --> 00:47:14,240 I shouldn't wonder. 690 00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:18,340 I mean, you know, you've been through quite an ordeal. 691 00:47:19,240 --> 00:47:22,260 Walter, the reason we're here, we got good news and we got bad news. 692 00:47:22,620 --> 00:47:25,760 Now, the good news is you are not a murderer. Yeah. 693 00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:29,220 We checked it out. There's no way in the world you could have killed any one of 694 00:47:29,220 --> 00:47:30,220 their former husbands. 695 00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:31,700 Well, I could have told you that. 696 00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:34,360 Well, the bad news is, uh... 697 00:47:36,010 --> 00:47:37,010 You're a bigamist. 698 00:47:37,750 --> 00:47:38,750 Twice over. 699 00:47:39,490 --> 00:47:41,230 Are you going to report me? 700 00:47:41,990 --> 00:47:43,030 We thought about it. 701 00:47:43,610 --> 00:47:46,410 Then we hit on an alternative plan. 702 00:47:46,850 --> 00:47:53,790 See, what's going to make you happy and make them happy is also going to make 703 00:47:53,790 --> 00:47:54,790 us happy. 704 00:47:55,770 --> 00:47:58,790 Of course, if you ever decide to go straight, I'll be more than happy to 705 00:47:58,790 --> 00:48:00,090 any one of them off your hands. 706 00:48:01,210 --> 00:48:03,230 That's a more generous offer than you imagined. 707 00:48:04,330 --> 00:48:07,090 Frankly, the three of them together are quite a handful. 708 00:48:07,970 --> 00:48:10,130 I'm kind of looking forward to getting back on the road. 709 00:48:11,290 --> 00:48:12,630 On US 101? 710 00:48:13,090 --> 00:48:17,790 Oh, I enjoy it. There's so much to do. Walter, no, no, no. Walter, don't tell 711 00:48:17,790 --> 00:48:20,870 what it is you're trying to do. We don't want to know. Walter! 712 00:48:23,250 --> 00:48:26,550 Walter, we need to talk to you some more. 713 00:48:26,770 --> 00:48:29,710 We can still talk. There's plenty of room. 714 00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:34,380 Walter. Oh, come on in, honey. The water's fine, sugar.