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[ Train Whistle Blowing ]

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[ Gasping ]

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<i>[ Train Whistle Blowing]</i>

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You see? You see the symbolism of it?

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Capital and Labor destroy each other.

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It teaches a moral lesson.
It has social significance.

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Who wants to see that kind of stuff?
It gives me the creeps.

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- Tell him how long it played in the Music Hall.
- It was held over a fifth week.

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Who goes to the Music Hall? Communists!

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Communists? This picture's
an answer to Communists!

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It shows we're awake and not dunking our
heads in the sand like a bunch of ostriches!

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I want this picture to be a commentary
on modern conditions.

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Stark realism- the problems
that confront the average man.

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- But with a little sex.
- A little, but I don't want to stress it.

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I want this picture to be a document.
I want to hold a mirror up to life.

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I want this to be a picture of dignity...

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a true canvas
of the suffering of humanity.

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- But with a little sex.
- With a little sex in it.

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- How about a nice musical?
- How can you talk about musicals at a time like this...

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with the world committing suicide?

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With corpses piling up in the street.

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With grim Death gargling at you
from every corner.

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- With people slaughtered like sheep!
- Maybe they'd like to forget that.

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Why did they hold this over for a fifth
week at the Music Hall- for the ushers?

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- It died in Pittsburgh.
- Like a dog.

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- What do they know in Pittsburgh?
- They know what they like.

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If they knew what they liked,
they wouldn't live in Pittsburgh.

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That's no argument. If you pandered to
the public, you'd still be in the horse age.

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- You think we're not? Look at Hopalong Cassidy.
- You look at him.

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We'd still be making Keystone chases,
bathing beauties, custard pie operas.

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- And a fortune.
- A fortune.

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Of course, I'm just a minor employee here,
Mr. LeBrand.

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He's starting that one again.

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I wanted to make you something outstanding-
something you could be proud of...

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something that would realize
the potentialities of film...

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as the sociological
and artistic medium that it is.

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- [ Murmurs]
- With a little sex in it. Something like-

38
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- Something like Capra. I know.
- What's the matter with Capra?

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- Look, you want to make <i>O Brother, Where Art Thou?</i>
- Yes.

40
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- Now, wait a minute!
- Then go ahead and make it!

41
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For what you're getting,
I can't afford to argue with you.

42
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That's a fine way to start a man out
on a million-dollar production.

43
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You want it, you've got it!

44
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I can take it on the chin.
I've taken it before.

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- Not from me you haven't.
- Not from you, Sully, that's true.

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Not with pictures like 80 <i>Long Sarong...</i>

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<i>Hey, Hey, in the Hayloft,
Ants in Your Plants of 1939.</i>

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But they weren't about tramps,
lockouts, sweatshops...

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people eating garbage in alleys and living
in piano boxes and ash cans and-

50
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- And phooey!
- They're about nice, clean young people...

51
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who fell in love-
with laughter and music and legs.

52
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- Take that scene in <i>Hey, Hey, in the Hayloft-</i>
- But conditions have changed.

53
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There isn't any work.
There isn't any food.

54
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- These are troublous times.
- What do you know about trouble?

55
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- What do / know about trouble?
- Yes, what do you know about trouble?

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- What do you mean what do I know about trouble?
- Just what I'm saying.

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You want to make a picture
about garbage cans.

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What do you know about garbage cans?
When did you eat your last meal out of one?

59
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- What's that got to do with it?
- He's asking you.

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You want to make an epic about misery,
show hungry people sleeping in doorways.

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- With newspapers around them.
- You want to grind 10,000 feet of hard luck.

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- All I'm asking you is, what do you know about hard luck?
- Yes!

63
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- What do I know about hard
luck? Don't you think I've- - No.

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- What?
- You have not.

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I sold newspapers till I was 20.

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Then I worked in a shoe store
and put myself through law school at night.

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- Where were you at 20?
- I was in college.

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When I was 13, I supported three sisters,
two brothers and a widowed mother.

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- Where were you at 13?
- I was in boarding school.

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- I'm sorry.
- You don't have to be ashamed of it, Sully.

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That's the reason your pictures have been
so light, so cheerful, so inspiring.

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They don't stink with messages.

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That's why I paid you 500 a week
when you were 24.

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- 750 when you were 25.
- 1,000 when you were 26.

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- When I was 26, I was getting 18.
- 2,000 when you were 27.

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- I was getting 25 then.
- I'd just opened- 3,000 after <i>Thanks for Yesterday.</i>

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4,000 after <i>Ants in Your Plants.</i>

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I suppose you're trying to tell me
I don't know what trouble is.

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- Yes!
- In a nice way, Sully.

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You're absolutely right.
I haven't any idea what it is.

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People always like
what they don't know anything about.

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People always like
what they don't know anything about.

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You're a gentleman to admit it, Sully.
But then, you are anyway.

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<i>How about making
Ants in Your Plants of 1947?</i>

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- You can have Bob Hope, Mary Martin-
- Maybe Bing Crosby.

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- The Abbott Dancers.
- Maybe Jack Benny and Rochester.

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- A big-name band.
- What?

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Oh, no. I want to make
<i>O Brother, Where Art Thou?</i>

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But I'll tell you what I'm gonna do first.

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I'm going down to Wardrobe
and get some old clothes, some old shoes.

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- Huh?
- I'm gonna start out with 10 cents in my pocket.

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- What?
- I don't know where I'm going, but I'm not coming back till I know what trouble is.

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- What?
- Don't worry. You can take me off salary.

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Who's talking about taking you off salary?

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- So long. And thanks for the idea.
- Wait a minute! Don't be so impulsive.

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- How soon will you be back?
- Maybe a week, maybe a month, maybe a year.

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Don't worry about me.
And thanks, Dracula.

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- You gave me a great idea.
- I gave you-

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- Now look what you've done.
- What <i>I've</i> done?

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With your lies about selling newspapers!

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I sold as many newspapers
as you supported a family at 13.

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- I opened a shooting gallery.
- With money you borrowed from your uncle.

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- We better insure him for a million.
- He's worth more.

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- The bonehead.
- Yes, but what a genius.

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Get me a copy of that <i>O Brother,
Where Art Thou?</i>

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I guess I'll have to read it now.

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Make that two copies.
Why should I suffer alone?

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- How's this?
- Isn't that overdoing it a bit, sir?

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Why break their hearts?

110
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All right. Let's try that one again.

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I think this one's
sufficiently seedy, sir.

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There's no use overplaying it,
is there, sir?

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[Telephone Rings ]

114
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Yes?

115
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- Your wife is on one, sir.
- What does she want?

116
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I was talking to Burrows, but I suspect it has
something to do with today being the 15th.

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Payday. All right, put her on.

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You may connect Mrs. Sullivan.

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Yes?

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You don't happen to remember
what day this is, do you, dear?

121
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Yes, I happen to remember what day it is.

122
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No, I haven't forgotten anything.
Have you?

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Perhaps I could be a little bit
more polite, Mrs. Sullivan.

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But somehow when I talk to you,
I don't feel polite.

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I regret it, but that's the way it is.

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I don't know whether I signed it or not.

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I always close my eyes when I sign your check.
Maybe I signed the blotter.

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[ Button Clicking ]

129
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Have you made out
the Panther Woman's check yet?

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You better get it to her
before she comes here with the sheriff.

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She has a very peculiar sense of humor.

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Good morning, sir.

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Good morning, Burrows. How do you like it?

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I don't like it at all, sir.
Fancy dress, I take it?

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What's the matter with it?

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I have never been sympathetic
to the caricaturing of the poor and needy.

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- Who's caricaturing?
- Burrows doesn't know about the expedition, sir.

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I'm going out on the road to find out
what it's like to be poor and needy.

139
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Then I'm going to make a picture about it.

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If you'll permit me to say so,
the subject is not an interesting one.

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The poor know all about poverty.

142
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Only the morbid rich would
find the topic glamorous.

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- But I'm doing it for the poor.
- I doubt if they would appreciate it, sir.

144
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They rather resent the invasion of their privacy.
I believe quite properly so.

145
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Also, such excursions can be
extremely dangerous, sir.

146
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I worked for a gentleman once
who likewise, with two friends...

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accoutred themselves as you have, sir,
and then went out for a lark.

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They have not been heard from since.

149
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- That was some time ago?
- 1912, sir.

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Uh-huh.

151
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You see, sir...

152
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rich people and theorists-
who are usually rich people-

153
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think of poverty in the negative,
as the lack of riches...

154
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as disease might be called
the lack of health.

155
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But it isn't, sir.
Poverty is not the lack of anything...

156
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but a positive plague-
virulent in itself...

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contagious as cholera,
with filth, criminality...

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vice and despair as only
a few of its symptoms.

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It is to be stayed away from
even for purposes of study.

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It is to be shunned.

161
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You seem to have made quite a study of it.

162
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Quite unwillingly, sir.
Will that be all, sir?

163
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- Thanks.
- Very good, sir.

164
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He gets a little bit gruesome
every once in a while.

165
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Always reading books, sir.

166
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- Oh.
- As a matter of fact, sir...

167
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I don't like the idea of a gentleman
of your inexperience...

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leaving with only 10 cents
in his pockets...

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so I took the extreme liberty, sir...

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of having a studio identification card...

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sewed into the sole of each of your boots.

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You'd think I was a child.
The whole purpose of this expedition-

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- [ Chattering ]
- I brought Casalsis and Mr. Jones-

174
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All right, all right. But before you all
get started, I want to tell you one thing.

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- My mind is made up.
- Nobody's here to argue with you.

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- You know that your slightest wish-
- We talked it all over.

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- There's something to the idea.
- There's a great deal to it.

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- It's a pip.
- Stupendous.

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Cassy has it all worked out.
It's safe as a church, big as a cathedral.

180
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Bigger! It's the story of the year.

181
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It'll make the front page
of every newspaper in the country.

182
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- I'm sending five of my boys-
- With me in charge.

183
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An advance agent in front
and a follow-up behind.

184
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- A cook and a still man.
- I want lots of 8-by-10's.

185
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- Now, listen-
- I'm revamping that lovely land yacht...

186
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that DeMille used <i>in Northwest Mounted</i>

187
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It follows you at a discreet distance.

188
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Hot coffee, sandwiches,
a little bar in back.

189
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It's connected to the studio
by shortwave. It also carries-

190
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- A hot shower and a secretary.
- And a physician.

191
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Look, I'm trying to find trouble...

192
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but I won't find it with
six acts of vaudeville on my tail...

193
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at least not the kind I'm looking for.

194
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- Be reasonable, Sully.
- I'm reupholstering it from stem to stem.

195
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- Wait till you see.
- I tell you I've made up my mind.

196
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- Definitely?
- Definitely.

197
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- In that case, there's nothing else to do-
- You said it.

198
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But serve you with this summons
to appear and show cause...

199
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why you should not be restrained from jeopardizing
your unique and extraordinary services...

200
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- by willfully, recklessly and unnecessarily-
- Will you please wait a minute!

201
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We have all day, Sully.

202
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But you must realize we also
have minds, also made up.

203
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Thus begins this remarkable expedition...

204
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- into the valley of the shadow of adversity.
- The shadow of the what?

205
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The valley of the shadow of adversity.

206
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- It's what you call a paraphrase.
- Alone and unattended-

207
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- With eight stooges.
- I'll write the story, if it's just the same to you.

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Prey to passing prowlers,
poverty and policemen-

209
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- How poetic.
- with only 10 cents in his pocket-

210
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I wish I had what he's got in the bank.

211
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John Lloyd Sullivan,
the Caliph of Comedy-

212
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- Departed Hollywood at 4:00 this morning.
- You said it.

213
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- Can I sell you another stack, Doctor?
- Get me some bicarbonate of soda.

214
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- And don't call me “Doctor.” - He
was talking to me, I think. No, thank you.

215
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- You say you don't want no bicarbonate of soda, Doctor?
- Don't call me “Doctor”!

216
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- No, I don't want any bicarbonate of soda.
- I thought you say you did.

217
00:12:59,237 --> 00:13:00,989
Well, he don't!

218
00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:05,660
- This pace is very depressing.
- So was the breakfast.

219
00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:08,204
Why doesn't he read a book
if he wants to learn something?

220
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:10,873
- Who, the cook? He could learn plenty.
- No. Sullivan.

221
00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:13,334
- Maybe he don't know how to read.
- The cook?

222
00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:15,169
No, the-

223
00:13:15,253 --> 00:13:17,297
This is gonna be a great trip.

224
00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:19,340
Sorry. I must have the wrong number.

225
00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:21,843
That was the lighthouse keeper
on San Clemente Island.

226
00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:23,386
Ask him what his daughter's doing.

227
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:26,097
I said the lighthouse keeper
on San Clemente Island.

228
00:13:28,099 --> 00:13:31,644
- How about a little gin rummy?
- I don't drink, thank you. Never touch it.

229
00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:40,028
[ Brakes Squealing ]

230
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,865
- How about a lift, Bud?
- If you don't mind going fast.

231
00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:46,034
I'm studying to be a Whippet tanker.

232
00:13:46,117 --> 00:13:49,829
- Go to it, Lieutenant!
- You're there, General.

233
00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:18,232
- Can a Whippet tank make a sharp turn?
- What?

234
00:14:18,316 --> 00:14:20,401
Can a Whippet tank go up a side road?

235
00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:23,738
A Whippet tank can go anywhere.
Hang on!

236
00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:25,865
[Tires Squealing ]

237
00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:43,841
[ Horn Honking ]

238
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,776
[ Man Shouting ]

239
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,154
[Yelps]

240
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:05,173
[Engine Rumbling]

241
00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:09,010
Thank you, Major.

242
00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:12,180
- This is where I get out.
- She's some tank, ain't she?

243
00:16:12,263 --> 00:16:14,515
In a class by herself.
I never felt anything like it.

244
00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:17,185
Well, I guess I better be
getting to school now anyway.

245
00:16:17,268 --> 00:16:19,353
Yeah, I guess you better had.
Drive carefully.

246
00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:22,356
- You know me.
- By the way, how old are you?

247
00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:25,067
- Thirteen. 80 long.
- So long.

248
00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:30,615
What a future.

249
00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:32,658
What were you chasing, a jackrabbit?

250
00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:35,953
- Felt more like a kangaroo.
- There he is!

251
00:16:36,037 --> 00:16:38,498
Well, how'd you like it?

252
00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:40,583
That was a dirty trick, boss.

253
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:43,461
That was just a rough idea
unless you play ball with me.

254
00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:46,714
You know I can't do what I started out to do
with you guys chasing me around...

255
00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:48,549
so I'll make you a fair proposition.

256
00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:51,093
You go wherever you like
and take it easy for a couple of weeks.

257
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:53,971
I'll join you then or sooner.
If the boss wants to talk to me...

258
00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:56,474
I'm just up ahead mooching a lunch
from a farmer's wife.

259
00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:58,392
Is that a square proposition, or isn't it?

260
00:16:58,476 --> 00:17:01,395
- Well, I always wanted to go to Boulder Dam.
- You're there.

261
00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:03,397
If you think I'm going
to look at Boulder Dam-

262
00:17:03,481 --> 00:17:05,483
How about National Yellow Park?

263
00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:09,403
- That goes double for National Yellow Park.
- If you'd said Las Vegas-

264
00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:11,405
What do they do in Las Vegas?

265
00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:14,283
Everything, Doctor. It's an education.

266
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:17,203
All right. I'll meet you in Las Vegas
on or about the first.

267
00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:19,997
And thanks, kids. Thanks sincerely.

268
00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:29,423
[ Rooster Crows ]

269
00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:33,010
Yoo-hoo.

270
00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:38,975
- Yes, ma'am?
- Don't get too tired.

271
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,518
Yes, ma'am.

272
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:45,815
First day's work. You don't suppose
you're overworking him, do you?

273
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:49,610
Oh, but I doubt it. He seems very strong.
Did you notice his torso?

274
00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:51,946
- I notice that you noticed it.
- Don't be vindictive, dear.

275
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:56,367
Some people are just naturally more sensitive
to some things in life than some people.

276
00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:58,953
Some are blind to beauty, while others-

277
00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:01,455
Even as a little girl, you were
more of the acid type, dear.

278
00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:03,249
While I, if you will remember-

279
00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:05,293
- I remember better than you do.
- Well, forget it.

280
00:18:05,376 --> 00:18:08,254
And furthermore, I have never done
anything that I was ashamed of, Ursula.

281
00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:11,340
- Neither have I.
- Yes, dear, but nobody ever asked you to.

282
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,843
- Why, Zeffie Kornhauser!
- Now that you've had your attack for the day...

283
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:17,054
let's endeavor to recapture our good humor
and remember our breeding.

284
00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:20,182
- Baloney.
- Yes. I do hope he'll like it here.

285
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:22,852
It's so hard to keep a man.
Do you know what I need?

286
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,979
- Yes.
- I need a permanent.

287
00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:26,981
I was thinking of taking in
a picture show...

288
00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:29,025
which brings up the problem of clothes
for the young man.

289
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,986
- It certainly does.
- Do you think dear Joseph would mind...

290
00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:34,780
if we gave him some of the clothes
he has so little need for now?

291
00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:36,657
[ Ursula ] He's never minded before.

292
00:18:36,741 --> 00:18:38,492
<i>♪♪ [ Movie Playing: Violins, Sentimental ]</i>

293
00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:40,411
<i>- [Man On Screen, Murmuring ]
- [ Woman Softly Shushing ]</i>

294
00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:46,000
[ Paper Bag Rustling ]

295
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,590
[Whistle Blows ]

296
00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:53,841
[Whistle Blows ]

297
00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:55,801
[ Baby Crying ]

298
00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:01,932
[ Peanut Shells Crunching ]

299
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,395
[ Hiccups]

300
00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:12,902
[Wrapper Crackling ]

301
00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:19,700
[Crunching ]

302
00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:40,304
- Sleep tight.
- Yes, ma'am.

303
00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:42,723
- And don't let the skeeters bite.
- Yes, ma'am.

304
00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:44,725
- You're sure you have everything you want?
- Yes, ma'am.

305
00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:46,686
- Absolutely sure?
- Positive.

306
00:19:46,769 --> 00:19:49,522
- But your bed isn't open.
- That's all right. I'll take care of that.

307
00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:52,233
Oh, nonsense. That's woman's work.

308
00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:54,527
♪ For men must work
and women must weep ♪

309
00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:57,321
Or however it goes. Ah!

310
00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:07,998
- There. Would you like a hot water bottle?
- No, ma'am.

311
00:20:08,082 --> 00:20:10,167
- You haven't any pyjies.
- I never use them.

312
00:20:10,251 --> 00:20:11,961
Oh. Joseph wore a nightgown.

313
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:14,338
- Is that a fact?
- Oh, yes.

314
00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:19,343
- Well, I guess there's nothing else.
- No, I guess not.

315
00:20:19,427 --> 00:20:21,345
I'll let you know as soon
as the bathroom is free.

316
00:20:21,429 --> 00:20:23,764
- It's community.
- Ah.

317
00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:25,474
Well, uh- Oh.

318
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,435
- Good night.
- Good night.

319
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:32,523
- Do you think he'll stay?
- I do, do hope so.

320
00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:33,774
[ Lock Turns ]

321
00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:37,653
[Clock Chimes]

322
00:21:04,305 --> 00:21:06,223
Who is it?

323
00:22:07,368 --> 00:22:09,453
[ Trousers Ripping ]

324
00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:19,296
[ Ripping ]

325
00:22:31,809 --> 00:22:34,395
[ Loud Clattering ]

326
00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:49,034
Say, could you give me a lift?
I'm freezing to death.

327
00:22:49,118 --> 00:22:51,579
- What did you fall into?
- Everything there was.

328
00:22:51,662 --> 00:22:54,039
Okay. Hop in the back.
Here. Drape this around you.

329
00:22:54,123 --> 00:22:57,668
- [ Stuttering ] Thanks a million, buddy.
- Okay.

330
00:23:01,463 --> 00:23:03,883
Come on, buddy, wake up.
This is as far as I go.

331
00:23:03,966 --> 00:23:05,801
Huh? What? Who are you?

332
00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:07,970
Come on, wake up.
I don't want the boss to see you.

333
00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:11,932
- We ain't supposed to give no lifts.
- Sure. Thanks a lot.

334
00:23:12,016 --> 00:23:14,977
- Hey, what city is this?
- That's Hollywood.

335
00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:17,563
- Hollywood?
- You get a chance to see the moving-picture stars.

336
00:23:17,646 --> 00:23:19,356
Well, so long.

337
00:23:29,992 --> 00:23:32,494
<i>♪♪ [ Radio: Big Band, Sentimental ]</i>

338
00:23:38,792 --> 00:23:40,544
- Good morning.
- Morning.

339
00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:46,008
Give me a cup of coffee and a doughnut,
if that's enough for it.

340
00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:48,969
- You want it plain or with powdered sugar?
- With a little cream.

341
00:23:49,053 --> 00:23:52,014
- The sinker?
- Oh, just any kind.

342
00:23:52,097 --> 00:23:54,558
- Or some rolls. I don't care.
- Yes, sir.

343
00:23:56,143 --> 00:23:58,938
- Give him some ham and eggs.
- Yes, <i>ma'am.</i>

344
00:23:59,021 --> 00:24:01,899
That's very kind of you, sister,
but I'm not hungry.

345
00:24:01,982 --> 00:24:04,234
A cup of coffee and a sinker
will fix me up fine.

346
00:24:04,318 --> 00:24:07,029
Don't be a sucker.
Give him some ham and eggs.

347
00:24:07,112 --> 00:24:11,825
The way I'm fixed, 35 cents
isn't going to make any difference.

348
00:24:11,909 --> 00:24:13,953
- Here.
- Thanks.

349
00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:17,164
Things a little tough, huh?

350
00:24:17,247 --> 00:24:19,917
I wouldn't be sitting
in an owl wagon for local color.

351
00:24:22,628 --> 00:24:24,880
They locked me out of my room.

352
00:24:24,964 --> 00:24:27,675
That's too bad.
Well, things are tough everywhere.

353
00:24:27,758 --> 00:24:29,677
War in Europe, strikes over here.

354
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:31,428
There's no work. There's no food.

355
00:24:31,512 --> 00:24:33,722
Drink your coffee while it's hot.

356
00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:41,021
- What did they look you out of your room for?
- Did I ask you any questions?

357
00:24:41,105 --> 00:24:43,273
- I'm sorry.
- It's all right.

358
00:24:43,357 --> 00:24:45,609
- You been in Hollywood long?
- Long enough.

359
00:24:45,693 --> 00:24:48,988
- Trying to crash the movies or something?
- Something like that.

360
00:24:49,071 --> 00:24:51,115
- I guess that's pretty hard to do, huh?
- I guess so.

361
00:24:51,198 --> 00:24:53,200
I never got close enough to find out.

362
00:24:53,283 --> 00:24:55,202
- Oh. I'm sorry.
- Say, who's being sorry for who?

363
00:24:55,285 --> 00:24:58,038
Am I buying you the eggs,
or are you buying me the eggs?

364
00:24:58,122 --> 00:25:01,750
- Just like to repay you for them.
- All right, give me a letter of introduction to Lubitsch.

365
00:25:01,834 --> 00:25:05,254
- I might be able to do that. Who's Lubitsch?
- Drink your coffee.

366
00:25:06,797 --> 00:25:08,966
- [ Muffled ] Can you act?
- What did you say?

367
00:25:09,049 --> 00:25:11,051
- I said, can you act?
- Sure, I can act.

368
00:25:11,135 --> 00:25:13,220
- Would you like me to give you a recitation?
- Go ahead.

369
00:25:13,303 --> 00:25:15,931
Skip it. My next act
will be an impersonation...

370
00:25:16,015 --> 00:25:18,392
of a young lady going home-
on the thumb.

371
00:25:18,475 --> 00:25:21,061
- In that outfit?
- How about your own outfit?

372
00:25:21,145 --> 00:25:23,397
- I mean, haven't you got a car?
- No. Have you?

373
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:25,399
- No, but-
- Then don't get ritzy.

374
00:25:25,482 --> 00:25:27,568
And I'll tell you some
other things I haven't got.

375
00:25:27,651 --> 00:25:30,738
I haven't got a yacht
or a pearl necklace or a fur coat...

376
00:25:30,821 --> 00:25:33,115
or a country seat
or even a winter seat.

377
00:25:33,198 --> 00:25:36,243
I could use a new girdle too.

378
00:25:36,326 --> 00:25:39,163
I wish I could give you
some of the things you need.

379
00:25:39,246 --> 00:25:43,000
[ Laughing ] You wouldn't be trying
to lead me astray, would you?

380
00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:45,335
You know, the nice thing
about buying food for a man...

381
00:25:45,419 --> 00:25:47,504
is that you don't have
to laugh at his jokes.

382
00:25:47,588 --> 00:25:51,175
Just think, if you were some big shot,
like a casting director...

383
00:25:51,258 --> 00:25:53,594
I'd be staring into
your bridgework saying...

384
00:25:53,677 --> 00:25:56,638
“Yes, Mr. Smearkase. No, Mr. Smearkase.

385
00:25:56,722 --> 00:25:58,974
Not really, Mr. Smearkase?

386
00:25:59,058 --> 00:26:01,560
Oh, Mr. Smearkase, that's my knee.”

387
00:26:02,895 --> 00:26:05,689
Give Mr. Smearkase
another cup of coffee. Make it two.

388
00:26:05,773 --> 00:26:07,941
- Want a piece of pie?
- No thanks, kid.

389
00:26:08,025 --> 00:26:10,360
Why, Mr. Smearkase,
aren't you getting a little familiar?

390
00:26:10,444 --> 00:26:11,945
Look-

391
00:26:12,946 --> 00:26:14,448
Thanks.

392
00:26:14,531 --> 00:26:16,533
Look, if you wanted
to stay in Hollywood <i>3</i> little longer-

393
00:26:16,617 --> 00:26:18,786
Well, I don't want to stay
in Hollywood 3 little longer.

394
00:26:18,869 --> 00:26:21,038
I've used up all my money,
all my going-home money.

395
00:26:21,121 --> 00:26:23,040
I was just gonna say
I have a friend that's out of town...

396
00:26:23,123 --> 00:26:25,542
and you might be able to stay at his place
for a couple of weeks.

397
00:26:25,626 --> 00:26:27,961
Maybe, by then,
things will break a little better for you.

398
00:26:28,045 --> 00:26:30,297
- He might even be able to help you a little.
- No, thanks.

399
00:26:30,380 --> 00:26:32,007
There's no strings to this, kid.

400
00:26:32,091 --> 00:26:35,219
I know you don't know who I am, but I used
to know a few people around here.

401
00:26:35,302 --> 00:26:38,388
- This guy's really out of town.
- And you know a way in through the window.

402
00:26:38,472 --> 00:26:40,349
- No, thanks.
- No. I'm pretty sure that in this case-

403
00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:43,268
I'm going home, big boy. I can get
a ride out of here in a little while.

404
00:26:43,352 --> 00:26:47,356
I don't like to think of you asking
a bunch of thugs for lifts along the highway.

405
00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:51,318
- Then don't think about it.
- You mean you'd just get in any car that comes along?

406
00:26:51,401 --> 00:26:55,531
- Anything but a Stanley Steamer. My uncle blew up in one.
- That's terrible.

407
00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:58,325
You can't tell what kind of 3 heel
is apt to be behind the wheel.

408
00:26:58,408 --> 00:27:00,160
All heels are pretty much the same.

409
00:27:00,244 --> 00:27:02,204
- Look.
- Yes, Mr. Smearkase?

410
00:27:02,287 --> 00:27:05,165
This friend of mine- the guy I was
telling you about that's out of town-

411
00:27:05,249 --> 00:27:07,334
I'm sure he wouldn't mind
if I borrowed his car.

412
00:27:07,417 --> 00:27:10,921
- What is it, a streetcar?
- It's a car. Just wait here.

413
00:27:11,004 --> 00:27:12,923
You're just going to get
yourself in trouble.

414
00:27:13,006 --> 00:27:15,050
I'm not going to get myself in trouble.

415
00:27:15,134 --> 00:27:17,052
I'm just gonna repay you
for the ham and eggs.

416
00:27:17,136 --> 00:27:19,888
That isn't necessary, big boy.
Someday when your ship comes in...

417
00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:23,475
you can buy somebody that's hungry some
ham and eggs, and we'll be all square.

418
00:27:23,559 --> 00:27:26,812
That's fine. Just wait here,
and I'll be back before you can say-

419
00:27:26,895 --> 00:27:29,731
- What was that big director's name?
- Lubitsch.

420
00:27:29,815 --> 00:27:31,233
Lubitsch.

421
00:27:31,316 --> 00:27:33,277
Say, this is some car.

422
00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:35,195
Yes. Now, where would you like to go?

423
00:27:35,279 --> 00:27:39,158
Could you drop me off at, uh-
Or maybe that'd be too far.

424
00:27:39,241 --> 00:27:42,661
- That depends entirely on where it is.
- Would Chicago be too far?

425
00:27:42,744 --> 00:27:46,039
- Chicago? You mean Chicago, Illinois?
- Yes.

426
00:27:46,123 --> 00:27:48,876
I wasn't actually thinking of
driving as far as Chicago.

427
00:27:48,959 --> 00:27:50,586
That's all right.
You can drop me anywhere.

428
00:27:50,669 --> 00:27:53,505
I happened to think of Chicago because
that's a little better than halfway...

429
00:27:53,589 --> 00:27:55,507
and I can easily
hitch a ride out of there.

430
00:27:55,591 --> 00:27:58,927
- Where do you live- Bermuda?
- You don't have to get funny.

431
00:27:59,011 --> 00:28:01,430
I didn't ask you for a ride.
You can drop me anywhere.

432
00:28:01,513 --> 00:28:03,724
Now wait a minute. How's this?

433
00:28:03,807 --> 00:28:06,685
Suppose you drop me off somewhere
and then you go leisurely home.

434
00:28:06,768 --> 00:28:09,354
I'll pick up the car later.
That's what you call an idea.

435
00:28:09,438 --> 00:28:11,648
You don't happen to operate
out of a booby hatch, do you?

436
00:28:11,773 --> 00:28:15,110
You better drop me at the next corner and
take this bus back where you stole it from.

437
00:28:15,194 --> 00:28:19,573
Don't talk nonsense.
I left a note saying I was taking the car.

438
00:28:19,656 --> 00:28:22,576
- Or did I?
- It would be nice if you could remember.

439
00:28:22,659 --> 00:28:24,912
Would be funny, though,
if they arrested me for taking it.

440
00:28:24,995 --> 00:28:26,705
A panic. Who does it belong to?

441
00:28:26,788 --> 00:28:30,417
- Belongs to a picture director- a guy named Sullivan.
- Oh.

442
00:28:30,500 --> 00:28:32,628
- You never heard of him?
- No.

443
00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:35,923
He's made quite a few pictures.
<i>Ants in Your Plants of 1939.</i>

444
00:28:36,006 --> 00:28:38,258
- Did he do that?
- Yeah. Did you see it?

445
00:28:38,342 --> 00:28:40,969
- Yes.
- Well? Well, did you like it?

446
00:28:41,053 --> 00:28:45,140
- Not much.
- Oh. Some people thought it was pretty good.

447
00:28:45,224 --> 00:28:47,267
I don't care for musicals.
They hurt my ears.

448
00:28:47,351 --> 00:28:51,313
I see. Well, did you like
<i> Hey, Hey, in the Hayloft</i>

449
00:28:51,396 --> 00:28:54,650
- Oh, I was crazy about that.
- I thought that would just about fit.

450
00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:57,319
- You remember the scene where the two are in the hayloft?
- Perfectly.

451
00:28:57,402 --> 00:29:00,280
And she made him close his eyes
and count three before kissing her.

452
00:29:00,364 --> 00:29:02,824
- Yes, yes.
- And then the pig came out, and he kissed the pig instead.

453
00:29:02,908 --> 00:29:04,660
- It was on a very high plane.
- [ Laughing ]

454
00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:06,662
Then he fell through a hole
and sneezed at a horse.

455
00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:09,122
And the horse sneezed back at him.

456
00:29:09,206 --> 00:29:11,124
Oh, that was a wonderful scene.

457
00:29:11,208 --> 00:29:15,212
Of course it was stupid, but it was wonderful.
Who directed that picture?

458
00:29:16,713 --> 00:29:18,757
Don't you think with the world
in its present condition...

459
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:21,009
with Death snarling at you
from every street corner...

460
00:29:21,093 --> 00:29:23,512
that people are a little
allergic to comedies?

461
00:29:23,595 --> 00:29:26,515
- No.
- Perhaps I didn't make myself clear.

462
00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:29,643
Say, how come you know a picture director
well enough to borrow his car?

463
00:29:29,726 --> 00:29:32,521
Well, as a matter of fact,
I used to know most of those boys...

464
00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:36,441
but naturally I don't
like to mention it in a suit like this.

465
00:29:36,525 --> 00:29:39,987
As a matter of fact,
I used to be a picture director.

466
00:29:40,070 --> 00:29:43,156
- Why, you poor kid.
- Don't get emotional. I'll be all right.

467
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:44,992
What kind of pictures did you make?

468
00:29:45,075 --> 00:29:47,995
- More along educational lines.
- Oh, no wonder.

469
00:29:48,078 --> 00:29:50,914
There's nothing like a deep-dish movie
to drive you out in the open.

470
00:29:50,998 --> 00:29:52,708
What are you talking about?

471
00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:55,335
Film's the greatest educational medium
the world has ever known.

472
00:29:55,419 --> 00:29:58,338
- You take a picture like <i>Hold Back Tomorrow. </i>
- You hold it.

473
00:29:58,422 --> 00:30:00,674
- Did you ever meet Lubitsch?
- Yes.

474
00:30:00,757 --> 00:30:02,968
Gee, I bet he wouldn't even
speak to you now, huh?

475
00:30:03,051 --> 00:30:05,929
- He spoke to me day before yesterday.
- Isn't that swell?

476
00:30:06,013 --> 00:30:09,016
Funny, isn't it- to meet
your first picture director...

477
00:30:09,099 --> 00:30:11,435
on the day you're leaving Hollywood,
all washed-up.

478
00:30:11,518 --> 00:30:13,395
Even a washed-up picture director.

479
00:30:13,478 --> 00:30:15,856
Don't get sympathetic.
I might make a comeback, you know.

480
00:30:15,939 --> 00:30:18,692
That's what they all say.
Man that had the room ahead of me...

481
00:30:18,775 --> 00:30:20,694
he was always going to make a comeback.

482
00:30:20,777 --> 00:30:24,197
He was a picture director too.
Then one day he shot himself instead.

483
00:30:24,281 --> 00:30:26,950
They had to re-paper the room.

484
00:30:27,034 --> 00:30:29,536
You wouldn't ever do anything like that,
would you, big boy?

485
00:30:29,619 --> 00:30:31,371
Not on your wallpaper.

486
00:30:31,455 --> 00:30:34,708
[Siren Wailing ]

487
00:30:36,626 --> 00:30:38,503
What do you suppose that is?

488
00:30:38,587 --> 00:30:40,881
Whatever it is,
there's absolutely nothing they can do.

489
00:30:40,964 --> 00:30:42,424
Remember that.

490
00:30:42,507 --> 00:30:46,053
- What did you say?
- I said there's absolutely nothing they can do.

491
00:30:46,136 --> 00:30:47,471
[ Door Clangs ]

492
00:30:51,641 --> 00:30:53,727
- All right, you.
- All right yourself.

493
00:30:53,810 --> 00:30:55,771
Don't give it a thought.

494
00:30:59,649 --> 00:31:01,443
Well?

495
00:31:01,526 --> 00:31:02,569
Oh, good morning, sir.

496
00:31:02,652 --> 00:31:04,905
- I'm so sorry.
- Good morning, sir.

497
00:31:04,988 --> 00:31:07,741
- Ever seen this man before?
- That is Mr. Sullivan, sir...

498
00:31:07,824 --> 00:31:09,743
the owner of the alleged hot car.

499
00:31:09,826 --> 00:31:12,746
- Then what's all the hullabaloo?
- That's what I'd like to know.

500
00:31:12,829 --> 00:31:14,414
- You John L. Sullivan?
- What about it?

501
00:31:14,498 --> 00:31:16,249
- What's your occupation?
- Motion picture director.

502
00:31:16,333 --> 00:31:18,251
- Is that right?
- Yes, sir.

503
00:31:18,335 --> 00:31:20,420
- Let me see your driver's license.
- I haven't got it.

504
00:31:20,504 --> 00:31:22,005
- Did you bring it?
- No, sir.

505
00:31:22,089 --> 00:31:24,257
- Driving without a license, huh?
- Yes, isn't that terrible?

506
00:31:24,341 --> 00:31:26,927
I suppose that calls for a dollar fine
and 10 minutes in jail.

507
00:31:27,010 --> 00:31:29,262
- You sure this is Sullivan?
- Oh, quite, sir.

508
00:31:29,346 --> 00:31:33,683
- What are you doing in those clothes?
- I just paid my income tax.

509
00:31:33,767 --> 00:31:37,145
- All right, but you don't drive that car without a license.
- Okay.

510
00:31:37,229 --> 00:31:39,731
Let the girl out too.
She's getting bored in there.

511
00:31:39,815 --> 00:31:41,650
How does a girl fit in this picture?

512
00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:44,736
There's always a girl in the picture.
Haven't you ever been to the movies?

513
00:31:45,821 --> 00:31:48,198
Where's he taking us now?
Whose car is this?

514
00:31:48,281 --> 00:31:50,534
- The same guy- Sullivan.
- Where's he taking us?

515
00:31:50,617 --> 00:31:54,538
Down to the depot to buy you a ticket
and send you home. Stop fooling around.

516
00:31:54,621 --> 00:31:57,040
- Who's buying me a ticket?
- Sullivan.

517
00:31:57,124 --> 00:32:00,544
- What did I ever do for him?
- You bought him some eggs.

518
00:32:04,798 --> 00:32:07,717
Oh. So you're the washed-up director.

519
00:32:07,801 --> 00:32:10,303
I'm afraid I exaggerated
that part of it a little bit.

520
00:32:10,387 --> 00:32:12,097
What are you doing in those clothes?

521
00:32:12,180 --> 00:32:14,683
- I just pulled that one down at the police station.
- Huh?

522
00:32:14,766 --> 00:32:16,685
I made up a joke.
Look, I'm not sore at you.

523
00:32:16,768 --> 00:32:19,354
I'm sore at those cops
for dragging me all the way back here.

524
00:32:19,438 --> 00:32:23,150
No matter where I start out for, I always
end up right back here in Hollywood.

525
00:32:23,233 --> 00:32:26,319
You're a very nice girl, as a matter of fact,
and I'm glad to have met you.

526
00:32:26,403 --> 00:32:29,406
If there's ever anything I can do for you,
I'd be delighted. Honestly.

527
00:32:29,489 --> 00:32:31,408
- You mean that?
- Sincerely.

528
00:32:31,491 --> 00:32:33,994
Then buy me some ham and eggs
before I bite you.

529
00:32:37,372 --> 00:32:38,874
Home.

530
00:32:51,011 --> 00:32:54,181
Where's the swimming pool?
You must have a swimming pool.

531
00:32:54,264 --> 00:32:55,974
Right out here.

532
00:33:00,103 --> 00:33:03,023
Outside dining room. Barbecue.

533
00:33:03,106 --> 00:33:04,608
Hmm.

534
00:33:10,113 --> 00:33:12,949
- Pretty, isn't it?
- Yeah.

535
00:33:13,033 --> 00:33:14,868
There's the tennis court up there.

536
00:33:14,951 --> 00:33:17,537
Grape arbor there and a grove there.

537
00:33:17,621 --> 00:33:19,623
I guess that's about all.

538
00:33:20,916 --> 00:33:23,752
- What are you looking at me that way for?
- Oh!

539
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:29,216
- Hey, you big fathead!
- What's the big idea?

540
00:33:29,299 --> 00:33:31,301
That's for your swimming pools
and your tennis courts...

541
00:33:31,384 --> 00:33:32,928
and your limousines and your barbecues.

542
00:33:33,011 --> 00:33:35,222
That's for making fun of a poor girl
who only tried to help you.

543
00:33:35,305 --> 00:33:37,557
- You big faker.
- Who made fun of you?

544
00:33:37,641 --> 00:33:41,228
You did, with your stories of being
a washed-up director, you big clunk.

545
00:33:41,311 --> 00:33:43,355
- Oh, I did, did I?
- [ Screaming ]

546
00:33:45,815 --> 00:33:48,360
[ Laughing ]

547
00:33:50,278 --> 00:33:52,364
Breakfast is served, sir.

548
00:33:54,783 --> 00:33:57,869
- You might have shaved.
- I need these whiskers for my experiment.

549
00:33:57,953 --> 00:34:00,664
- Oh, yes, the noble experiment.
- You don't have to make any cracks.

550
00:34:00,747 --> 00:34:02,999
I don't suffer and starve
because I like it, you know.

551
00:34:03,083 --> 00:34:05,252
Neither does anybody else.

552
00:34:05,335 --> 00:34:07,045
- I'm sorry.
- It's all right.

553
00:34:07,128 --> 00:34:09,881
- I'm sorry I pushed you in the water too.
- I probably needed it.

554
00:34:09,965 --> 00:34:12,342
- You certainly did.
- Did I?

555
00:34:12,425 --> 00:34:16,346
I didn't mind you. As a matter of fact,
I had kind of a yen for you.

556
00:34:16,429 --> 00:34:18,598
- You have?
- Not in that thing.

557
00:34:18,682 --> 00:34:20,433
I liked you better as a tramp.

558
00:34:20,517 --> 00:34:22,811
[ Sullivan ]
I can't help what kind of people you like.

559
00:34:22,894 --> 00:34:26,189
It's funny. I suppose I ought
to be very happy for you...

560
00:34:26,273 --> 00:34:28,483
as if you'd just struck oil or something.

561
00:34:28,567 --> 00:34:31,027
- Instead of that, I'm sore.
- Don't frown.

562
00:34:31,111 --> 00:34:32,779
You're making lines in your face.

563
00:34:32,862 --> 00:34:34,739
You've taken all the joy out of life.

564
00:34:34,823 --> 00:34:36,741
I was all through with this kind of stuff.

565
00:34:36,825 --> 00:34:40,412
I knew I'd never have it,
but there was no envy in my heart.

566
00:34:40,495 --> 00:34:43,707
I'd found a friend
who'd swiped a car to take me home.

567
00:34:43,790 --> 00:34:46,126
Now I'm right back where I started-

568
00:34:46,209 --> 00:34:48,628
just an extra girl having
breakfast with a director.

569
00:34:48,712 --> 00:34:50,672
Only I didn't use to have
breakfast with them.

570
00:34:50,755 --> 00:34:53,174
- Maybe that was my trouble.
- Did they ever ask you to?

571
00:34:53,258 --> 00:34:56,094
- No.
- Then don't pat yourself on the back.

572
00:34:56,177 --> 00:34:58,179
- Take me with you.
- What?

573
00:34:58,263 --> 00:35:01,224
On your experiment.
I don't want to be sent home.

574
00:35:01,308 --> 00:35:02,976
Don't be childish.
I'll tell you what I'll do.

575
00:35:03,059 --> 00:35:05,312
You can stay here
for a couple weeks like I told you.

576
00:35:05,395 --> 00:35:07,564
When I get back,
I'll see what I can do for you.

577
00:35:07,647 --> 00:35:09,899
I don't want to start
all that stuff again.

578
00:35:09,983 --> 00:35:11,484
Take me with you.

579
00:35:11,568 --> 00:35:13,778
When you get as far as you're going,
we can say good-bye.

580
00:35:13,862 --> 00:35:15,530
I'll go the rest of the way alone.

581
00:35:15,614 --> 00:35:18,325
It'll make a nice ending, and we'll finish
what we started this morning.

582
00:35:18,408 --> 00:35:20,452
That's absolutely out of the question.

583
00:35:20,535 --> 00:35:23,121
Please. You don't know
anything about anything.

584
00:35:23,204 --> 00:35:25,582
You don't know how to get a meal,
how to keep a secret.

585
00:35:25,665 --> 00:35:27,917
- You can't even stay out of town.
- Thanks.

586
00:35:28,001 --> 00:35:30,378
I know 50 times as much
about trouble as you ever will.

587
00:35:30,462 --> 00:35:32,589
Besides, you owe it to me.

588
00:35:32,672 --> 00:35:35,884
You sort of belong to me.
When you were a hobo, I found you.

589
00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:37,927
- Piffle.
- Please.

590
00:35:38,011 --> 00:35:40,847
- It's absolutely out of the question.
- I'll throw you in the water.

591
00:35:40,930 --> 00:35:42,390
You'd take my mind off my work.

592
00:35:42,474 --> 00:35:45,268
[ Laughs ] The big director
that has all the girls panting for him.

593
00:35:45,352 --> 00:35:47,270
- I tell you-
- I'll follow you.

594
00:35:47,354 --> 00:35:49,356
I'll tell everybody who you are,
like a kid sister.

595
00:35:49,439 --> 00:35:50,940
You'll follow me?

596
00:35:51,024 --> 00:35:54,194
Yes, I'll follow you, and I'll holler,
“This guy's a phony, ladies and gentlemen.

597
00:35:54,277 --> 00:35:56,363
This is Sullivan,
the big director from Hollywood.

598
00:35:56,446 --> 00:35:58,365
A <i>Phonus balonus </i> , a faker, a heel"--

599
00:35:58,448 --> 00:36:00,367
If I may join in the controversy, sir...

600
00:36:00,450 --> 00:36:02,202
I think the young lady's suggestion
an excellent one.

601
00:36:02,285 --> 00:36:04,371
- You may not join in the controversy.
- I will, I will, I will!

602
00:36:04,454 --> 00:36:06,373
- I'm going with you!
- You'll do nothing of the kind.

603
00:36:06,456 --> 00:36:08,875
Would you get me some tramp clothes,
Mr. Burrows?

604
00:36:08,958 --> 00:36:11,836
- Certainly, miss. Certainly.
- Go down to the station and get me a ticket to-

605
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:14,839
- Where do you live?
- I won't tell you. I won't be sent home on the rattler.

606
00:36:14,923 --> 00:36:17,550
You stop that!
Now stop that! Grab her feet!

607
00:36:17,634 --> 00:36:19,552
Oh! Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Certainly, sir.

608
00:36:19,636 --> 00:36:23,223
- Now, miss- Now, miss- Stop it, please, miss!
- I won't be sent home!

609
00:36:23,306 --> 00:36:25,558
- Let go of me!
- Oh, my!

610
00:36:25,642 --> 00:36:26,810
Oh!

611
00:36:32,482 --> 00:36:34,943
Mr. Burrows. This way, Mr. Burrows.

612
00:36:35,026 --> 00:36:36,903
There we are. Now-

613
00:36:36,986 --> 00:36:39,572
Now one, two, three. Pull hard!

614
00:36:44,577 --> 00:36:46,204
Hello, Information?

615
00:36:46,287 --> 00:36:50,667
Have you any freight trains going east
this afternoon or early this evening?

616
00:36:50,750 --> 00:36:53,753
5:48. Thank you very much indeed, sir.

617
00:36:53,837 --> 00:36:56,172
Oh, and could you tell me,
does that train carry tramps?

618
00:36:56,256 --> 00:36:58,425
And if so, where do they get on?

619
00:36:58,508 --> 00:37:00,093
What?

620
00:37:00,176 --> 00:37:01,845
It's on page two.

621
00:37:02,679 --> 00:37:04,889
- What did you say?
- Tramps.

622
00:37:04,973 --> 00:37:07,600
How would you like to take a flying-

623
00:37:07,684 --> 00:37:09,436
Wise guy.

624
00:37:09,519 --> 00:37:10,854
Yes, sir?

625
00:37:11,646 --> 00:37:13,523
What was that again?

626
00:37:13,606 --> 00:37:16,359
I said I wonder if you'd be kind enough
to settle a bet for us.

627
00:37:16,443 --> 00:37:18,361
Just a few of us here at the club.

628
00:37:18,445 --> 00:37:20,947
If a tramp were to board
your 5:48 this afternoon...

629
00:37:21,030 --> 00:37:23,450
from where would he board it?

630
00:37:23,533 --> 00:37:26,911
I see. I see, yes.
But not within the yard limits.

631
00:37:26,995 --> 00:37:29,164
I think that gives me
the complete picture.

632
00:37:29,247 --> 00:37:30,665
Thank you very much for your trouble.

633
00:37:30,749 --> 00:37:32,876
Oh, and by the way, I win.

634
00:37:32,959 --> 00:37:35,170
[Laughs] Good day.

635
00:37:35,253 --> 00:37:37,380
A different approach
to the same problem.

636
00:37:38,381 --> 00:37:40,967
[ Steam Hissing ]

637
00:37:43,428 --> 00:37:45,221
[ Bell Clanging ]

638
00:37:45,305 --> 00:37:47,223
[ Train Whistle Blows ]

639
00:37:54,689 --> 00:37:56,691
I think this is it, sir.

640
00:37:58,777 --> 00:38:01,821
- [ Clanging Continues ]
- [ Train Whistle Blows ]

641
00:38:01,905 --> 00:38:04,324
Why don't you go back with the car?

642
00:38:04,407 --> 00:38:06,367
You look about as much
like a boy as Mae West.

643
00:38:06,451 --> 00:38:08,453
All right, they'll think I'm your frail.

644
00:38:08,536 --> 00:38:10,914
I believe it's called a beazle, miss,
if memory serves.

645
00:38:10,997 --> 00:38:13,166
- Good-bye, Burrows. See you in a couple of weeks.
- Good-bye, sir.

646
00:38:13,249 --> 00:38:16,169
May I close, sir, by warning you
against the entire expedition...

647
00:38:16,252 --> 00:38:18,880
which I envision
with deep apprehension...

648
00:38:18,963 --> 00:38:20,757
and gloomy foreboding.

649
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:22,342
Thanks. Same to you.

650
00:38:22,425 --> 00:38:23,927
Come on.

651
00:38:25,094 --> 00:38:28,848
- [ Bell Clanging ]
- [Train Engine Chugging ]

652
00:38:28,932 --> 00:38:31,434
[ Train Whistle Blowing ]

653
00:38:46,825 --> 00:38:49,118
- [ Bell Clanging ]
- [Whistle Blows ]

654
00:39:02,674 --> 00:39:05,760
[ Chattering, Shouting ]

655
00:39:18,481 --> 00:39:20,191
[ Man ] Don't let it run over ya!

656
00:39:36,833 --> 00:39:39,002
- Jump!
- [Grunts]

657
00:39:47,343 --> 00:39:49,804
[Girl ] Come on. Here.

658
00:39:49,888 --> 00:39:51,723
I'll help you.

659
00:39:56,352 --> 00:39:58,104
- Let me up!
- I've got you!

660
00:40:10,199 --> 00:40:13,369
- We made it!
- Yeah.

661
00:40:14,704 --> 00:40:16,456
Amateurs.

662
00:40:25,089 --> 00:40:26,591
Whew!

663
00:40:29,594 --> 00:40:31,888
Oh. How do you do?

664
00:40:33,806 --> 00:40:37,435
- Beautiful weather.
- If it doesn't rain.

665
00:40:42,732 --> 00:40:44,901
How do you feel
about the labor situation?

666
00:40:48,613 --> 00:40:50,490
Where are you going?

667
00:40:56,287 --> 00:40:58,456
I hope we didn't disturb you.

668
00:41:03,753 --> 00:41:06,881
- Very interesting couple.
- Yeah.

669
00:41:06,965 --> 00:41:08,549
[Sniffing ]

670
00:41:08,633 --> 00:41:10,551
- Do you smell anything?
- I certainly do.

671
00:41:10,635 --> 00:41:12,887
- What does it smell like to you?
- Hogs.

672
00:41:12,971 --> 00:41:16,015
- That's what I was afraid of.
- I'm getting hungry.

673
00:41:16,099 --> 00:41:19,310
How can you possibly be hungry
when you just ate?

674
00:41:19,394 --> 00:41:22,105
I'm not a scientist.
All I know is I'm hungry.

675
00:41:22,188 --> 00:41:24,190
[ Sneezes ]

676
00:41:24,273 --> 00:41:26,401
You'd better tell the porter
to close the window.

677
00:41:26,484 --> 00:41:29,362
I didn't ask you to come along
in the first place. Now that you're-

678
00:41:30,905 --> 00:41:32,031
[ Sneezes ]

679
00:41:32,115 --> 00:41:33,992
[ Stuffed Nose ]
Don't start “baking” wisecracks.

680
00:41:34,075 --> 00:41:36,911
- “Dough,” sir.
- Blasted draft in here at that.

681
00:41:36,995 --> 00:41:38,830
- Where is this train going?
- I don't know.

682
00:41:38,913 --> 00:41:41,541
- How long does it take to get there?
- I didn't ask you to come along.

683
00:41:41,624 --> 00:41:44,085
I think that's a perfectly
reasonable question.

684
00:41:44,168 --> 00:41:46,546
Haven't you got enough imagination
to pretend we're broke...

685
00:41:46,629 --> 00:41:48,881
hungry, homeless, drifting in despair?

686
00:41:48,965 --> 00:41:52,510
Let's just sit here and try to feel
like a couple of tramps.

687
00:42:22,331 --> 00:42:24,250
- Cold?
- I'll be all right.

688
00:42:24,333 --> 00:42:27,253
- It's the desert.
- [Yawning ] I'll be all right.

689
00:42:27,336 --> 00:42:30,006
As soon as this blasted thing
comes to a town some place...

690
00:42:30,089 --> 00:42:32,258
I'll send for a car
and have you taken home.

691
00:42:32,341 --> 00:42:34,093
This is a lot of hokey-palokey.

692
00:42:34,177 --> 00:42:35,970
This is a terrible way
to travel, with a girl.

693
00:42:36,054 --> 00:42:39,724
It's better with a girl than without one.
You would have frozen to death.

694
00:42:39,807 --> 00:42:41,684
If I go back, will you go back with me?

695
00:42:41,768 --> 00:42:43,770
- Nonsense!
- Then I won't go back either.

696
00:42:43,853 --> 00:42:46,272
You're so simple you're apt
to get into a lot of trouble.

697
00:42:46,355 --> 00:42:48,357
What do you think I'm out here for?

698
00:42:48,441 --> 00:42:50,234
Gee, I like that about you.

699
00:42:50,318 --> 00:42:52,153
You're like those knights of old...

700
00:42:52,236 --> 00:42:54,781
who used to ride around
looking for trouble.

701
00:42:54,864 --> 00:42:58,242
- Who was it that rode on a pure white horse?
- Lady Godiba.

702
00:42:58,326 --> 00:43:00,036
She must have been a nut.

703
00:43:00,119 --> 00:43:03,372
I bet her husband was sore.
Are you jealous?

704
00:43:03,456 --> 00:43:06,334
Why don't you shut up
and try to get some sleep?

705
00:43:06,417 --> 00:43:08,878
- Will you go to sleep too?
- I'll try.

706
00:43:08,961 --> 00:43:12,215
Why don't you try counting the hogs
jumping over a hedge?

707
00:43:12,298 --> 00:43:16,219
Listen, short britches- [ Sniffles ]

708
00:43:18,346 --> 00:43:19,931
[Sullivan Groans]

709
00:43:24,769 --> 00:43:27,063
[Whistle Blowing ]

710
00:43:44,914 --> 00:43:46,874
- [ Sneezes ]
- What's that?

711
00:43:46,958 --> 00:43:49,502
- Nothing. Just me.
- What?

712
00:43:49,585 --> 00:43:51,671
- I sneezed.
- You what?

713
00:43:51,754 --> 00:43:54,090
I- [ Sneezes ]

714
00:43:54,173 --> 00:43:56,342
- I sneezed.
- Oh, you poor darling.

715
00:43:56,425 --> 00:43:59,345
- Have you got hay fever?
- I think it's hog fever.

716
00:43:59,428 --> 00:44:01,764
[Coughing ]

717
00:44:01,848 --> 00:44:03,432
Oh, you poor lamb.

718
00:44:03,516 --> 00:44:06,686
I'll be all right
as soon as the sun gets a little warmer.

719
00:44:06,769 --> 00:44:10,273
Are you hungry?
[Giggles ] You got me doing it.

720
00:44:10,356 --> 00:44:12,483
- Have we got any eating money?
- Ten cents.

721
00:44:12,567 --> 00:44:15,361
Can we spend it for breakfast,
or are you saving it for something?

722
00:44:15,444 --> 00:44:17,530
I've already told you.
I'll send for a car for you-

723
00:44:17,613 --> 00:44:19,365
I can't help it if I'm good-natured.

724
00:44:19,448 --> 00:44:21,868
I like to be with you,
and it puts me in a good humor.

725
00:44:21,951 --> 00:44:24,954
You take lots of girls and made them
sleep in a hog sty all night...

726
00:44:25,037 --> 00:44:27,707
then didn't tell them where their breakfast
was coming from the next morning...

727
00:44:27,790 --> 00:44:29,500
they wouldn't take it lying down.

728
00:44:29,584 --> 00:44:31,210
We'll find some breakfast somewhere.

729
00:44:31,294 --> 00:44:34,881
- In some swill pail, I suppose.
- What do the other bums do?

730
00:44:34,964 --> 00:44:37,091
They steal chiggins- chickens.

731
00:44:37,175 --> 00:44:39,468
And they roast them over campfires...

732
00:44:39,552 --> 00:44:42,722
with baked potatoes
and green corn on the cob...

733
00:44:42,805 --> 00:44:45,141
- with melted butter-
- Shut up!

734
00:44:45,224 --> 00:44:47,310
- Where do they get butter?
- They steal it.

735
00:44:47,393 --> 00:44:49,979
Well, they don't.
It isn't as easy as all that.

736
00:44:50,062 --> 00:44:51,564
There's a lot of suffering
in this world...

737
00:44:51,647 --> 00:44:53,733
that ordinary people
don't know anything about.

738
00:44:53,816 --> 00:44:56,068
- [ Sniffles ]
- Now what's the matter?

739
00:44:56,152 --> 00:44:57,987
- I'm hungry.
- Well-

740
00:44:59,155 --> 00:45:00,489
[ Sneezes ]

741
00:45:06,454 --> 00:45:09,498
[ Train Whistle Blowing ]

742
00:45:11,751 --> 00:45:16,005
There's a town up ahead.
Let's get off and see what happens.

743
00:45:16,088 --> 00:45:19,592
- What town is it?
- I don't know. I suppose it's Hollywood.

744
00:45:19,675 --> 00:45:21,677
Look. There's a lunch stand.

745
00:45:22,678 --> 00:45:24,180
Come on.

746
00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:40,529
Well, come on.
I can't keep running along here all day.

747
00:45:42,490 --> 00:45:44,075
Here I come.

748
00:45:44,158 --> 00:45:45,743
Just a minute.

749
00:45:46,327 --> 00:45:47,954
Well, come on.

750
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:02,510
Did I hurt you any?

751
00:46:02,593 --> 00:46:05,137
Well, you didn't do me any good.

752
00:46:05,221 --> 00:46:07,306
[ Gasping ]

753
00:46:08,307 --> 00:46:10,476
Come on. [ Sneezes ]

754
00:46:29,829 --> 00:46:31,330
[ Horn Honks]

755
00:46:32,999 --> 00:46:35,501
[ Train Whistle Blowing ]

756
00:46:43,092 --> 00:46:45,594
Cup of coffee and sinker for one.

757
00:46:45,678 --> 00:46:47,930
I never eat till noon.
It gives me indigestion.

758
00:46:48,014 --> 00:46:51,100
- Just make that two coffees.
- That'll be 10 cents.

759
00:46:51,183 --> 00:46:52,685
That's all right.

760
00:46:55,563 --> 00:46:57,732
It's right here some place.

761
00:46:59,775 --> 00:47:02,820
- Holy Moses.
- What's the matter?

762
00:47:02,903 --> 00:47:05,948
I must have spent it in that owl wagon.

763
00:47:20,129 --> 00:47:22,214
- I'll never get rich.
- Oh, gee.

764
00:47:22,298 --> 00:47:24,216
You're a little richer than you were.

765
00:47:24,300 --> 00:47:26,552
Hundreds of miles from everything,
cut off from the world...

766
00:47:26,635 --> 00:47:28,304
a taste of human kindness.

767
00:47:28,387 --> 00:47:31,265
I'll never forget it as long as I live.
What town is this?

768
00:47:31,349 --> 00:47:35,227
- Las Vegas, Nevada.
- Las Vegas, Nevada, and this is the Busy Bee.

769
00:47:35,311 --> 00:47:37,897
Las Vegas? You mean Las Vegas?

770
00:47:37,980 --> 00:47:41,233
- What about it?
- Is there a land yacht waiting here?

771
00:47:41,317 --> 00:47:43,694
Land yacht? You mean that thing?

772
00:47:52,161 --> 00:47:54,080
That's perfectly wonderful, Mr. Sullivan.

773
00:47:54,163 --> 00:47:57,083
I rejoice in your experience.
And where does this gentleman live?

774
00:47:57,166 --> 00:48:00,127
Just up there by the tracks. Give him
a hundred dollars, never mind who from.

775
00:48:00,211 --> 00:48:02,421
- That's swell.
- A great human-interest story.

776
00:48:02,505 --> 00:48:04,298
It'll probably ruin him.

777
00:48:04,382 --> 00:48:07,385
He'll give turkey dinners to every slug
that comes in and never hit the jackpot again.

778
00:48:07,468 --> 00:48:09,428
All right, all right.
Buy the kid here a few clothes...

779
00:48:09,512 --> 00:48:11,472
and meet me in Kansas City-
some place near the station.

780
00:48:11,555 --> 00:48:13,682
I'm going the hard way. So long, gang.

781
00:48:13,766 --> 00:48:16,519
- Oh-
- Just a minute, please. Sit down.

782
00:48:17,770 --> 00:48:19,271
But listen, Doc-

783
00:48:19,355 --> 00:48:23,317
You listen!
It's three days in bed minimum.

784
00:48:23,401 --> 00:48:25,736
This is just a cold shot.
You won't even feel it.

785
00:48:25,820 --> 00:48:27,321
[ Shouts ]

786
00:48:27,405 --> 00:48:30,282
- I haven't time to spend three days in bed!
- You'll take the time.

787
00:48:30,366 --> 00:48:32,118
You'll get to Kansas City just as soon...

788
00:48:32,201 --> 00:48:34,662
and you can imagine that you
went there on your cow-snatcher...

789
00:48:34,745 --> 00:48:36,247
- or whatever you use.
- [ Gasping ]

790
00:48:36,330 --> 00:48:38,707
- What have you got an imagination-
- [ Sneezes ]

791
00:48:41,502 --> 00:48:43,421
- Here's something for you.
- What's that?

792
00:48:43,504 --> 00:48:45,423
It's Christmas. 80 long!

793
00:48:58,686 --> 00:49:00,813
[ Knocking ]

794
00:49:02,106 --> 00:49:05,860
- Come in.
- Here's a wrapper for you and some slippers.

795
00:49:05,943 --> 00:49:08,028
- What?
- A wrapper.

796
00:49:08,112 --> 00:49:10,656
Oh. Thanks.

797
00:49:10,739 --> 00:49:12,491
There's some makeup
in the medicine cabinet.

798
00:49:12,575 --> 00:49:15,244
- Oh, thanks. I can use it.
- You sure can.

799
00:49:17,746 --> 00:49:19,290
Yes, sir, Mr. LeBrand.

800
00:49:19,373 --> 00:49:21,792
He's right here in the next room
taking a little snooze.

801
00:49:21,876 --> 00:49:24,837
He looks great. This whole thing
is doing him a power of good.

802
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:26,547
[Coughing ]

803
00:49:26,630 --> 00:49:27,798
[ Spritzing ]

804
00:49:32,094 --> 00:49:33,596
[Sniffs]

805
00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:48,068
[ Spritzing ]

806
00:49:48,152 --> 00:49:49,528
[ Knocking ]

807
00:49:49,612 --> 00:49:51,572
Come in.

808
00:49:51,655 --> 00:49:53,824
- Hello. Feel better?
- No. I'm sore.

809
00:49:53,908 --> 00:49:55,910
There's nothing the matter with me
but a little fever.

810
00:49:55,993 --> 00:49:59,205
Even if I did get sick, they could've sent me
to some free hospital or something.

811
00:49:59,288 --> 00:50:01,332
Wherever they send you.
It would have been very interesting.

812
00:50:01,415 --> 00:50:03,542
They give you a nice free burial, too,
in Potter's Field.

813
00:50:03,626 --> 00:50:06,921
Free burial? Why does everybody
exaggerate everything so much?

814
00:50:07,004 --> 00:50:08,756
I've got a little cold in my head.

815
00:50:08,839 --> 00:50:10,716
You take a dose of salts,
there you are.

816
00:50:10,799 --> 00:50:13,219
- It's because you're a very valuable man.
- Bushwa.

817
00:50:13,302 --> 00:50:15,888
- You make very lovely pictures.
- Phooey.

818
00:50:15,971 --> 00:50:17,890
- Well, you do.
- It's a funny thing...

819
00:50:17,973 --> 00:50:21,560
how everything keeps shoving me
back to Hollywood or Beverly Hills-

820
00:50:21,644 --> 00:50:23,562
[ Coughs ]

821
00:50:23,646 --> 00:50:26,023
Or this monstrosity we're riding in.

822
00:50:26,106 --> 00:50:27,942
Almost like- like gravity...

823
00:50:28,025 --> 00:50:31,111
as if some force were saying,
“Get back where you belong.

824
00:50:31,195 --> 00:50:34,490
You don't belong out here in real life,
you phony, you.”

825
00:50:34,573 --> 00:50:36,492
You're a little feverish.

826
00:50:36,575 --> 00:50:39,203
Maybe there's a universal law
that says, “Stay put.

827
00:50:39,286 --> 00:50:41,413
As you are, so shall you remain.”

828
00:50:41,497 --> 00:50:43,916
Maybe that's why tramps
are always in trouble.

829
00:50:43,999 --> 00:50:46,210
They don't vote. They don't pay taxes.

830
00:50:46,293 --> 00:50:48,212
They violate the law of nature.

831
00:50:48,295 --> 00:50:50,214
You look very pretty in that outfit.

832
00:50:50,297 --> 00:50:52,341
Maybe that's why they don't
want trailer colonies.

833
00:50:52,424 --> 00:50:54,426
Or am I getting a bit profound?

834
00:50:54,510 --> 00:50:56,178
You're getting a bit hot.

835
00:50:56,262 --> 00:50:57,930
Your hand is very cool.

836
00:50:58,013 --> 00:51:00,099
But nothing is going to stop me.

837
00:51:00,182 --> 00:51:03,435
I'm going to find out
how it feels to be in trouble...

838
00:51:03,519 --> 00:51:05,646
without friends, without credit...

839
00:51:05,729 --> 00:51:08,274
without checkbook, without name.

840
00:51:08,357 --> 00:51:10,317
- Alone.
- And I'll go with you.

841
00:51:10,401 --> 00:51:12,528
How can I be alone if you're with me?

842
00:51:31,297 --> 00:51:33,299
[ No Audible Dialogue]

843
00:52:05,122 --> 00:52:07,082
♪♪ [ Hymn]

844
00:52:27,186 --> 00:52:30,856
[ No Audible Laughter]

845
00:52:58,384 --> 00:53:00,344
[ No Audible Dialogue]

846
00:53:11,230 --> 00:53:13,148
[ No Audible Dialogue]

847
00:53:55,357 --> 00:53:57,818
[ No Audible Dialogue]

848
00:54:36,190 --> 00:54:38,108
[ No Audible Dialogue]

849
00:55:40,712 --> 00:55:42,798
[No Audio]

850
00:55:47,928 --> 00:55:49,847
[ No Audible Dialogue]

851
00:57:55,430 --> 00:57:57,766
Yes, sir, Mr. LeBrand. It's all finished-

852
00:57:57,849 --> 00:58:00,185
the greatest expedition of modern times...

853
00:58:00,268 --> 00:58:03,271
- almost the greatest sacrifice ever made by human man.
- ♪♪ [ Man Whistling ]

854
00:58:03,355 --> 00:58:05,190
- Good morning, Joseph.
- Yes, <i>ma'am.</i>

855
00:58:05,273 --> 00:58:06,775
- He knows everything.
- Good morning.

856
00:58:06,858 --> 00:58:08,777
- Now don't you worry.
- [ Both ] Good morning.

857
00:58:08,860 --> 00:58:12,322
He's all washed up, except tonight he's
just going through for a quick tour.

858
00:58:12,406 --> 00:58:14,658
He's taking a thousand dollars
in five-dollar bills...

859
00:58:14,741 --> 00:58:16,994
and he's going to hand them out
to these tramps...

860
00:58:17,077 --> 00:58:19,246
in gratitude for what they done for him.

861
00:58:19,329 --> 00:58:20,831
Now, is that a story?

862
00:58:20,914 --> 00:58:22,499
Does that give you
a lump in your throat...

863
00:58:22,582 --> 00:58:24,543
or does that give you
a lump in your throat?

864
00:58:26,962 --> 00:58:29,965
[ Snoring ]

865
00:58:41,476 --> 00:58:43,395
[Snorts]

866
00:58:43,478 --> 00:58:46,565
- [ Sighs ] Hello.
- Hello. Tired?

867
00:58:46,648 --> 00:58:49,484
No, no. I was just... thinking.

868
00:58:50,652 --> 00:58:54,239
Well, here we are
at the end of the adventure.

869
00:58:54,322 --> 00:58:57,451
I'll go down tonight and give them
a little money, and that winds it up.

870
00:58:57,534 --> 00:58:59,202
Now what do you want to do?

871
00:58:59,286 --> 00:59:02,289
Do you want to go home, or do you want
to take another crack at Hollywood?

872
00:59:02,372 --> 00:59:04,541
- Well, I'd-
- With a nice, fat letter to Lubitsch.

873
00:59:04,624 --> 00:59:08,086
I'd sort of like to go where you go.

874
00:59:08,170 --> 00:59:10,630
I mean, I'd sort of hoped that you'd-

875
00:59:10,714 --> 00:59:13,884
Well, I mean, that you'd want us
to go on together a little longer...

876
00:59:13,967 --> 00:59:16,011
now that we kind of
got used to each other.

877
00:59:16,094 --> 00:59:18,221
Of course I would, if I wasn't married.

878
00:59:18,305 --> 00:59:20,557
- Who's married?
- Well, didn't you know that?

879
00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:23,435
- I thought everyone had heard of my misfortune.
- Of course I didn't.

880
00:59:23,518 --> 00:59:26,063
What do you mean, “Of course I didn't,”
as if I'd snatched you away...

881
00:59:26,146 --> 00:59:28,523
- from your loving grandmother or something?
- Are you in love with her?

882
00:59:28,607 --> 00:59:30,525
- That vulture?
- Then why did you marry her?

883
00:59:30,609 --> 00:59:32,319
- Income tax.
- Income tax?

884
00:59:32,402 --> 00:59:34,821
It was supposed to save me
$24,000 a year.

885
00:59:34,905 --> 00:59:37,324
It's what's called a joint return.
It's a California law.

886
00:59:37,407 --> 00:59:40,285
Each one pays half, and the total's less
than the aggregate surtax...

887
00:59:40,368 --> 00:59:42,579
or the surtax is less
than the something or other.

888
00:59:42,662 --> 00:59:44,456
It was an idea
of my business manager's.

889
00:59:44,539 --> 00:59:47,125
- Well, I think it's disgusting.
- It wasn't supposed to be romantic.

890
00:59:47,209 --> 00:59:49,294
It was supposed to save me
$12,000 a year.

891
00:59:49,377 --> 00:59:50,879
- [ Scoffs ]
- But it didn't.

892
00:59:50,962 --> 00:59:53,256
- Turned out she couldn't live on 12,000 a year.
- Good.

893
00:59:53,340 --> 00:59:56,510
- Lovely. She had to have 24,000 to live on.
- Good.

894
00:59:56,593 --> 00:59:59,346
Don't keep saying “good” all the time,
or I'll poke you in the nose.

895
00:59:59,429 --> 01:00:01,640
- Good.
- Now listen.

896
01:00:01,723 --> 01:00:03,642
So I demanded the divorce
she'd promised me.

897
01:00:03,725 --> 01:00:05,519
And she told you to go fry an egg.

898
01:00:05,602 --> 01:00:07,521
She said it would break
her mother's heart.

899
01:00:07,604 --> 01:00:09,523
Some fine advice
your business manager gave you.

900
01:00:09,606 --> 01:00:11,733
Yeah, I found out why.
He was getting half.

901
01:00:12,943 --> 01:00:14,945
And you really can't get a divorce ever?

902
01:00:15,028 --> 01:00:18,615
Never. You can't get a divorce without
collusion, and she won't collude.

903
01:00:18,698 --> 01:00:21,743
Well, I guess I ought to go home then.

904
01:00:23,036 --> 01:00:26,164
You could still have
that letter to Lubitsch.

905
01:00:26,248 --> 01:00:29,543
Could I still come
and push you in the pool sometimes?

906
01:00:29,626 --> 01:00:31,545
- Of course you could.
- [ Sniffles ]

907
01:00:31,628 --> 01:00:33,880
I guess that's better than nothing.

908
01:00:33,964 --> 01:00:36,258
There, there, there. My gracious.

909
01:00:36,341 --> 01:00:38,927
Here are the five-dollar bills,
Mr. Sullivan.

910
01:00:39,010 --> 01:00:40,846
Hello, Johnnie.

911
01:00:40,929 --> 01:00:43,849
- And get me two tickets on the midnight plane.
- Two tickets?

912
01:00:43,932 --> 01:00:47,269
[ Chuckling ] Oh, two tickets.
Oh, yes indeed, Mr. Sullivan.

913
01:00:47,352 --> 01:00:49,896
- They're pretty, aren't they?
- Uh-huh.

914
01:00:49,980 --> 01:00:52,232
- You want one?
- Yes.

915
01:00:52,315 --> 01:00:54,985
Here. You can have two of them.

916
01:01:19,301 --> 01:01:21,636
[ No Audible Dialogue]

917
01:02:19,069 --> 01:02:23,615
- [ Train Whistle Blowing In Distance ]
- [ Bell Clanging ]

918
01:02:38,505 --> 01:02:41,091
[ Clanging Continues ]

919
01:02:45,470 --> 01:02:47,389
[Train Engine Chugging ]

920
01:02:51,559 --> 01:02:53,728
[ Train Whistle Blowing ]

921
01:03:09,327 --> 01:03:11,579
[ Chugging Continues ]

922
01:03:23,341 --> 01:03:25,844
[ Bell Clanging ]

923
01:03:35,020 --> 01:03:36,938
[Whistle Blows ]

924
01:04:23,860 --> 01:04:25,737
[ Horn Blowing ]

925
01:04:29,657 --> 01:04:31,910
[ Horn Continues ]

926
01:04:33,495 --> 01:04:35,538
[ Horn Continues ]

927
01:04:40,835 --> 01:04:42,796
[ Horn Continues ]

928
01:05:14,285 --> 01:05:16,454
[Sighs]

929
01:05:16,538 --> 01:05:18,415
Did you cancel the plane tickets?

930
01:05:18,498 --> 01:05:22,460
They canceled themselves.
I'm gonna give him just 15 minutes more.

931
01:05:22,544 --> 01:05:25,088
- And then-
- I'm sure he's all right.

932
01:05:25,171 --> 01:05:28,091
He probably just got interested
in a revival meeting or something and-

933
01:05:28,174 --> 01:05:30,802
[ Phone Rings ]

934
01:05:30,885 --> 01:05:32,929
Hello? Yes, Doc.

935
01:05:34,848 --> 01:05:37,016
Not in the hospitals, huh?

936
01:05:38,351 --> 01:05:40,311
Sure. I guess that's all you can do.

937
01:05:40,395 --> 01:05:43,648
- Anyway, he didn't have an accident.
- [ Phone Rings]

938
01:05:43,731 --> 01:05:45,775
Hello?

939
01:05:45,859 --> 01:05:47,861
He isn't, huh?

940
01:05:49,028 --> 01:05:51,364
Val has covered the police stations.

941
01:05:51,448 --> 01:05:54,284
- Okay.
- I guess you can come back now. So long.

942
01:05:54,367 --> 01:05:57,537
I should have gone with him.
I knew he'd get into trouble without me.

943
01:05:57,620 --> 01:05:59,539
- I told him-
- I'm gonna give him just 12 minutes more.

944
01:05:59,622 --> 01:06:02,167
Then I'm gonna lay it in LeBrand's lap
and let him figure it out.

945
01:06:02,250 --> 01:06:04,377
Sully will be awful sore
if you raise a big holler-

946
01:06:04,461 --> 01:06:06,379
Let him be sore!
I got a job too, you know.

947
01:06:06,463 --> 01:06:08,381
- If LeBrand ever found out-
- He came back the last time.

948
01:06:08,465 --> 01:06:10,884
He didn't have reservations
on the plane or people waiting for him.

949
01:06:10,967 --> 01:06:13,178
- You don't know him like I know him.
- Is that so?

950
01:06:13,261 --> 01:06:14,804
- I guess I know him better than-
- [ Rings ]

951
01:06:14,888 --> 01:06:16,014
Yeah?

952
01:06:16,097 --> 01:06:17,974
Say, I'm down here to the morgue.

953
01:06:18,057 --> 01:06:20,560
They got a guy in a basket.
You can't tell who he is.

954
01:06:20,643 --> 01:06:23,354
Did the boss have any
idem-identification?

955
01:06:23,438 --> 01:06:25,565
Did he have any identification
that you know of?

956
01:06:25,648 --> 01:06:27,859
Well, he had- I think he said he had-

957
01:06:27,942 --> 01:06:30,153
- Who's that? Have they found him?
- Take it easy, will you?

958
01:06:30,236 --> 01:06:32,906
We got to check everywhere.
What identification did he have?

959
01:06:32,989 --> 01:06:34,741
In the soles of his shoes.

960
01:06:34,824 --> 01:06:37,911
I think there was a-
a card between the soles of his shoes.

961
01:06:37,994 --> 01:06:40,121
Look in the soles of his shoes,
between the leather.

962
01:06:49,339 --> 01:06:51,633
He's coming now.
I can hear his footsteps.

963
01:06:51,716 --> 01:06:53,843
[ Footsteps Approaching ]

964
01:06:59,682 --> 01:07:03,228
There's a card here. It's kind of
hard to read. It's all splattered.

965
01:07:13,154 --> 01:07:15,406
[ No Audible Dialogue]

966
01:07:15,490 --> 01:07:18,952
- He's dead? What do you mean he's dead?
- What do you think it means?

967
01:07:19,035 --> 01:07:20,620
What do you send him
on jobs like this for?

968
01:07:20,703 --> 01:07:23,039
- I've got a mind to sue you.
- You think I like it better than you?

969
01:07:23,122 --> 01:07:25,250
Matter of fact, I <i>will</i> sue you.
I'll teach you to-

970
01:07:25,333 --> 01:07:27,502
Operator? Operator,
I was talking with Kansas City.

971
01:07:27,585 --> 01:07:29,587
- Going to sue me.
- Ha.

972
01:07:32,507 --> 01:07:35,927
I suppose I ought to fire
the whole bunch of you.

973
01:07:36,010 --> 01:07:38,471
Somehow I don't feel like firing anybody.

974
01:07:38,555 --> 01:07:40,557
Well, there's no use
you hanging around here!

975
01:07:40,640 --> 01:07:43,226
Get your things together
and leave this afternoon! I'll fly back.

976
01:07:43,309 --> 01:07:45,353
Yes, sir. Uh-

977
01:07:49,524 --> 01:07:51,734
[ Knocking ]

978
01:07:56,030 --> 01:07:58,032
[ Knocking ]

979
01:08:12,880 --> 01:08:15,592
I'd like you to come with us, my dear.

980
01:08:15,675 --> 01:08:17,885
Jones has explained to me.

981
01:08:17,969 --> 01:08:20,555
You were his last discovery...

982
01:08:20,638 --> 01:08:22,682
his last gift to the world.

983
01:08:24,892 --> 01:08:26,894
We'll take care of you always.

984
01:08:28,062 --> 01:08:29,814
She didn't hear you.

985
01:08:46,831 --> 01:08:49,584
[ Bell Clanging ]

986
01:08:56,174 --> 01:08:58,343
[ Clanging Continues ]

987
01:09:16,235 --> 01:09:18,112
[ Train Whistle Blowing ]

988
01:09:30,583 --> 01:09:33,086
[ Bell Clanging ]

989
01:09:48,976 --> 01:09:50,978
[ Brakes Screeching ]

990
01:09:55,149 --> 01:09:57,568
[ Steam Hissing ]

991
01:10:11,457 --> 01:10:13,000
[ Groans ]

992
01:10:14,794 --> 01:10:16,796
- What's the idea of riding into the yards, bo?
- Huh?

993
01:10:16,879 --> 01:10:18,881
I said, what's the idea of
riding into the freight yard?

994
01:10:18,965 --> 01:10:22,135
- Oh, lay off, will you?
- I got a good mind to run you in for trespass.

995
01:10:22,218 --> 01:10:24,887
Oh, shut up, you dumb cluck.
Can't you see I'm sick?

996
01:10:24,971 --> 01:10:28,266
Go on, get out of here, you dirty rat!

997
01:10:28,349 --> 01:10:30,393
Go on! Go on!

998
01:10:30,476 --> 01:10:32,770
- Don't do that again.
- That's tellin' him, be.

999
01:10:32,854 --> 01:10:35,815
Don't do what again?

1000
01:10:35,898 --> 01:10:38,025
Come on. Come on, get going.

1001
01:10:42,864 --> 01:10:45,575
[ Groans ]

1002
01:10:51,914 --> 01:10:53,833
[ Man ] Trespass, resisting arrest...

1003
01:10:53,916 --> 01:10:56,169
atrocious assault and battery
with intent to kill.

1004
01:10:56,252 --> 01:10:58,713
Huh? What? What did he say?

1005
01:10:58,796 --> 01:11:01,132
We object, Your Honor. My client had
been injured and denies all knowledge.

1006
01:11:01,215 --> 01:11:03,968
- Objection overruled.
- Trespass and resisting arrest.

1007
01:11:04,051 --> 01:11:07,638
Objection, Your Honor. The man was a
railroad employee, not an officer of the law.

1008
01:11:07,722 --> 01:11:09,640
- [Judge ] Sustained.
- Trespass and atrocious assault.

1009
01:11:09,724 --> 01:11:11,434
- Objection, Your Honor.
- Objection overruled.

1010
01:11:11,517 --> 01:11:13,644
Get down to business.
Prisoner at the bar.

1011
01:11:13,728 --> 01:11:15,730
- [ Gavel Raps ]
- Prisoner at the bar.

1012
01:11:15,813 --> 01:11:17,940
- Answer when you're spoken to.
- Huh?

1013
01:11:18,024 --> 01:11:21,527
- [Judge] Do you plead guilty or not guilty?
- Huh?

1014
01:11:21,611 --> 01:11:24,489
Guilty or not guilty to trespass,
atrocious assault with a rock...

1015
01:11:24,572 --> 01:11:27,575
upon the person of the employee
of the railroad?

1016
01:11:28,576 --> 01:11:30,411
I guess I hit him, all right...

1017
01:11:30,495 --> 01:11:32,163
the way my hand feels.

1018
01:11:32,246 --> 01:11:34,207
I'm sorry. I'll make it up to you.

1019
01:11:34,290 --> 01:11:37,460
I'll... pay any damages you like.

1020
01:11:37,543 --> 01:11:40,671
- Sorry.
- So you still refuse to give your name?

1021
01:11:40,755 --> 01:11:42,715
It'll come back to me in a minute.

1022
01:11:42,799 --> 01:11:45,635
I... have such an awful headache.

1023
01:11:45,718 --> 01:11:47,512
I-I'm all mixed up.

1024
01:11:47,595 --> 01:11:50,973
We plead guilty, Your Honor, with extenuating
circumstances due to temporary insanity...

1025
01:11:51,057 --> 01:11:53,017
and throw ourselves
on the mercy of the court.

1026
01:11:53,100 --> 01:11:55,520
Huh? What? What did he say?

1027
01:11:55,603 --> 01:11:58,606
Stand up. Stand up!

1028
01:11:58,689 --> 01:12:00,149
Stand up!

1029
01:12:06,656 --> 01:12:08,908
Prisoner at the bar,
these are parlous times...

1030
01:12:08,991 --> 01:12:10,660
and we have no desire to be severe.

1031
01:12:10,743 --> 01:12:12,787
- Now just a minute. I-
- Silence!

1032
01:12:12,870 --> 01:12:15,998
When confronted with violence and
hoodlumism, the court has no alternative.

1033
01:12:16,082 --> 01:12:18,209
Since you still refuse
to remember your name...

1034
01:12:18,292 --> 01:12:20,545
but have pleaded guilty
to trespass and atrocious assault...

1035
01:12:20,628 --> 01:12:23,214
I will be as lenient
as my conscience permits...

1036
01:12:23,297 --> 01:12:28,052
and will not impose upon you the maximum
penalty that your crimes ordinarily permit.

1037
01:12:28,135 --> 01:12:31,347
Richard Roe, I sentence you
to six years of hard labor...

1038
01:12:31,430 --> 01:12:34,809
- as prescribed by the laws of our sovereign state.
- [ Gavel Raps ]

1039
01:12:34,892 --> 01:12:37,103
Six years? What's he talking about?

1040
01:12:37,186 --> 01:12:39,438
- You got off easy.
- Now wait a minute.

1041
01:12:39,522 --> 01:12:41,732
I gotta get to a phone.
I have to send a-

1042
01:12:41,816 --> 01:12:44,694
- Come on, come on.
- Wait a minute. I'm all mixed up here. I-

1043
01:12:44,777 --> 01:12:46,529
Come on, come on.

1044
01:12:46,612 --> 01:12:48,364
[ Horn Honking ]

1045
01:12:48,447 --> 01:12:50,783
[ Dogs Barking ]

1046
01:12:56,289 --> 01:12:58,833
Mister, new man.

1047
01:13:01,502 --> 01:13:03,296
- Hello, Charlie.
- Hi, Jake.

1048
01:13:03,379 --> 01:13:05,172
- Put him in 13.
- Just a minute, boys. I want-

1049
01:13:05,256 --> 01:13:06,966
You speak when you're
spoken to around here.

1050
01:13:07,049 --> 01:13:09,135
- If you want anything, hold up your arm and wait.
- Listen, you-

1051
01:13:09,218 --> 01:13:11,137
You say “mister”
when you're talking to me!

1052
01:13:11,220 --> 01:13:13,139
- Put him in 13 and find him a bunk.
- Come on.

1053
01:13:13,222 --> 01:13:16,726
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Them cost me 16.50.

1054
01:13:28,070 --> 01:13:29,989
Another Richard Roe, eh?

1055
01:13:30,072 --> 01:13:32,408
There seems to be a lot of them.

1056
01:13:32,491 --> 01:13:35,786
- How's everything up at the house, Charlie?
- Fine, Jake.

1057
01:13:35,870 --> 01:13:38,247
- Give my regards to the missus.
- I'll do that little thing.

1058
01:13:40,875 --> 01:13:43,127
- I gotta get out of here.
- Take it easy, boy.

1059
01:13:43,210 --> 01:13:45,004
Listen. I'm John L. Sullivan,
a Hollywood director.

1060
01:13:45,087 --> 01:13:46,797
Somebody slugged me.
I gotta get out of here.

1061
01:13:46,881 --> 01:13:48,341
- A Hollywood what?
- [ Laughter]

1062
01:13:48,424 --> 01:13:51,594
Take it easy, will you?
You're gonna lose your privilege.

1063
01:13:51,677 --> 01:13:53,304
No letters, no smokes, no writing.

1064
01:13:53,387 --> 01:13:55,139
[ Stammering ] You don't want that.

1065
01:13:55,222 --> 01:13:57,391
Listen. I want a lawyer.
You get me to a telephone.

1066
01:13:57,475 --> 01:13:59,185
There's a telephone right down there.

1067
01:13:59,268 --> 01:14:01,812
Can't do things like this to people.
Put 'em in a pigsty!

1068
01:14:01,896 --> 01:14:04,649
Pipe down, will you, please,
before he hears.

1069
01:14:04,732 --> 01:14:07,151
I want a lawyer.
I demand my right to have a lawyer!

1070
01:14:07,234 --> 01:14:11,280
- Did you hear that? He <i>demands a</i> lawyer.
- [ Laughter]

1071
01:14:14,075 --> 01:14:16,035
You startin' in again?

1072
01:14:16,118 --> 01:14:19,330
You're gonna be here a long time, see?

1073
01:14:19,413 --> 01:14:23,042
And you gotta learn and learn quick.

1074
01:14:23,125 --> 01:14:25,086
[ Blackjack Thuds ]

1075
01:14:30,675 --> 01:14:32,593
[Jake] Chain him in.

1076
01:14:34,762 --> 01:14:38,099
No privilege. Fresh guy.

1077
01:14:39,100 --> 01:14:41,102
[ Lock Clicks ]

1078
01:14:54,407 --> 01:14:56,283
[ Tools Clattering ]

1079
01:15:29,525 --> 01:15:31,902
We're going to the picture show Sunday.

1080
01:15:34,238 --> 01:15:36,741
It's good news.
You want to see the picture show Sunday?

1081
01:15:39,660 --> 01:15:41,912
We're- We're going to the picture show.

1082
01:15:46,417 --> 01:15:49,003
We're going to the picture show Sunday.
They asked us over again.

1083
01:15:49,086 --> 01:15:51,505
- When can I write a letter?
- When you get your privilege back.

1084
01:15:51,589 --> 01:15:54,675
- How long will that take?
- Oh, that all depends on the mister.

1085
01:15:54,759 --> 01:15:56,802
He's all right if you take it
nice and quiet.

1086
01:15:56,886 --> 01:15:59,305
How long does it take him
to make up his mind?

1087
01:15:59,388 --> 01:16:02,516
Take it easy, will you,
or you'll never get it.

1088
01:16:12,193 --> 01:16:15,738
- [ Clattering Continues ]
- [ Man ] Look out.

1089
01:16:18,616 --> 01:16:20,951
Who gave you leave to read the paper?

1090
01:16:21,035 --> 01:16:23,621
- You won't learn, huh?
- It's about me. I just happened to see it.

1091
01:16:23,704 --> 01:16:27,458
Shut up! Turn around. Turn around!

1092
01:16:27,541 --> 01:16:29,710
Put your hands behind you.

1093
01:16:31,045 --> 01:16:33,798
- [ Handcuffs Click]
- Put him in the sweatbox.

1094
01:16:33,881 --> 01:16:35,966
- For how long, mister?
- Till I tell you to let him out.

1095
01:16:36,050 --> 01:16:38,302
- Are you gonna start now?
- No, sir. Yes, sir. I mean no, sir.

1096
01:16:38,385 --> 01:16:40,346
Well, then get movin'!

1097
01:16:43,099 --> 01:16:46,393
Get back to your work!
What do you think this is, a vaudeville show?

1098
01:16:58,239 --> 01:17:01,158
[ Panting ]

1099
01:17:02,409 --> 01:17:05,121
Tastes good, don't it?

1100
01:17:05,204 --> 01:17:07,414
I'll try to get him to let you off early.

1101
01:17:11,335 --> 01:17:13,629
I ain't supposed to do this.

1102
01:17:30,062 --> 01:17:33,232
- [ Frogs Croaking ]
- [ Dogs Barking ]

1103
01:17:44,660 --> 01:17:46,662
Hey- Water.

1104
01:17:46,745 --> 01:17:49,832
You'll be all right.
You gotta learn. That's all.

1105
01:17:49,915 --> 01:17:52,877
It ain't so easy at first,
but after a while you don't mind.

1106
01:17:52,960 --> 01:17:54,879
- We ain't so bad off.
- [ Mumbling ]

1107
01:17:54,962 --> 01:17:56,881
He ain't bad according to his lights.

1108
01:17:56,964 --> 01:17:58,883
Has to deal with some
pretty tough hombres.

1109
01:17:58,966 --> 01:18:00,926
Got us chicken last Thanksgiving...

1110
01:18:01,010 --> 01:18:03,596
and some turkey once for Christmas.

1111
01:18:03,679 --> 01:18:06,932
And there ain't another mister
takes his gang to the picture show.

1112
01:18:07,016 --> 01:18:11,562
Maybe- Maybe if I ask him, he'll let you
go to the picture show Sunday.

1113
01:18:11,645 --> 01:18:15,608
Now wouldn't that be somethin'?
Huh? Huh?

1114
01:18:15,691 --> 01:18:18,694
♪♪ [ Organ: Hymn]

1115
01:18:23,991 --> 01:18:25,659
All right, Charlie.

1116
01:18:29,163 --> 01:18:31,457
- Let it down easy, Charlie.
- [ Laughter]

1117
01:18:31,540 --> 01:18:34,543
- Charlie's a little anxious.
- [ Laughter Continues ]

1118
01:18:37,379 --> 01:18:41,467
Well, brothers and sisters, once again
we're gonna have a little entertainment.

1119
01:18:41,550 --> 01:18:45,429
I guess I don't have to tell you what it is.
The sheet kinda gives it away.

1120
01:18:45,512 --> 01:18:47,556
[ Laughter]

1121
01:18:47,640 --> 01:18:49,642
And once again, brothers and sisters...

1122
01:18:49,725 --> 01:18:54,813
we're gonna share our pleasure with some
neighbors less fortunate than ourselves.

1123
01:18:54,897 --> 01:18:59,193
Won't you please clear the first three pews
so they may have seats?

1124
01:19:00,527 --> 01:19:04,156
And when they get here,
I'm gonna ask you once more-

1125
01:19:04,240 --> 01:19:08,535
neither by word
nor by action nor by look...

1126
01:19:08,619 --> 01:19:11,288
to make our guests feel unwelcome...

1127
01:19:11,372 --> 01:19:15,960
nor draw away from them
or act high-toned.

1128
01:19:16,043 --> 01:19:19,505
For we is all equal in the sight of God.

1129
01:19:19,588 --> 01:19:21,507
[ Congregation ] Amen.

1130
01:19:21,590 --> 01:19:26,971
And he said, “Let him who is
without sin cast the first stone.”

1131
01:19:27,054 --> 01:19:28,973
[Assenting ]

1132
01:19:29,056 --> 01:19:32,893
And the chains shall be
struck from them.

1133
01:19:32,977 --> 01:19:35,479
And the lame shall leap.

1134
01:19:35,562 --> 01:19:38,315
And the blind shall see!

1135
01:19:38,399 --> 01:19:40,818
And glory in the coming of the Lord!

1136
01:19:40,901 --> 01:19:42,861
- Yes!
- That's right.

1137
01:19:42,945 --> 01:19:46,240
Now let's give our guests
a little welcome.

1138
01:19:46,323 --> 01:19:48,575
♪♪ [ Intro ]

1139
01:19:53,580 --> 01:19:58,794
♪ When Israel was in Egypt land ♪

1140
01:19:58,877 --> 01:20:04,717
[With Congregation ]
♪ Let my people go ♪

1141
01:20:04,800 --> 01:20:07,845
♪ Oppressed so hard ♪

1142
01:20:07,928 --> 01:20:10,973
♪ They could not stand ♪

1143
01:20:11,056 --> 01:20:17,646
[With Congregation ]
♪ Let my people go ♪

1144
01:20:17,730 --> 01:20:21,191
♪ Go down ♪

1145
01:20:21,275 --> 01:20:24,028
♪ Moses ♪

1146
01:20:24,111 --> 01:20:27,948
♪ Way down ♪

1147
01:20:28,032 --> 01:20:33,203
♪ In Egypt land ♪

1148
01:20:33,287 --> 01:20:37,708
- [Chains Clanking ]
- ♪ Tell old ♪

1149
01:20:37,791 --> 01:20:43,047
♪ Pharaoh ♪

1150
01:20:43,130 --> 01:20:45,257
♪ To let ♪

1151
01:20:45,341 --> 01:20:49,803
♪ My people ♪

1152
01:20:49,887 --> 01:20:55,309
♪ Go ♪

1153
01:20:56,810 --> 01:20:58,896
[ Preacher] ♪ Then Israel ♪

1154
01:20:58,979 --> 01:21:03,025
♪ Out of Egypt came ♪

1155
01:21:03,108 --> 01:21:08,822
[With Congregation ]
♪ Let my people go ♪

1156
01:21:08,906 --> 01:21:11,742
[ Preacher] ♪ And left the proud ♪

1157
01:21:11,825 --> 01:21:14,787
♪ Oppressor's land ♪

1158
01:21:14,870 --> 01:21:20,667
[With Congregation ]
♪ Let my people go ♪

1159
01:21:20,751 --> 01:21:23,796
♪ Go down ♪

1160
01:21:23,879 --> 01:21:26,673
♪ Moses ♪

1161
01:21:26,757 --> 01:21:29,760
♪ Way down ♪

1162
01:21:29,843 --> 01:21:35,391
♪ In Egypt land ♪

1163
01:21:35,474 --> 01:21:40,104
♪ Tell old ♪

1164
01:21:40,854 --> 01:21:47,277
♪ Pharaoh ♪

1165
01:21:47,361 --> 01:21:55,702
♪ To let my people ♪

1166
01:21:55,786 --> 01:22:02,709
♪ Go ♪♪

1167
01:22:05,045 --> 01:22:08,549
Will those nearest the lights
kindly rise and dim them, please?

1168
01:22:11,885 --> 01:22:13,387
How do?

1169
01:22:19,560 --> 01:22:23,397
[ Projector Whirring ]

1170
01:22:24,648 --> 01:22:27,484
♪ ♪ [ Upbeat]

1171
01:22:27,568 --> 01:22:31,155
[ Laughing ]

1172
01:22:31,238 --> 01:22:33,740
[ Laughter Continues ]

1173
01:22:42,624 --> 01:22:45,294
[ Loud Laughter]

1174
01:23:16,158 --> 01:23:18,994
♪♪ [ Continues ]

1175
01:23:19,077 --> 01:23:20,662
- Say--
- Huh?

1176
01:23:20,746 --> 01:23:24,082
- Am I laughing?
- What? [ Laughs ]

1177
01:23:46,438 --> 01:23:50,859
- ♪♪ [ Organ Continues, Fades ]
- [ Laughter Continues, Fades ]

1178
01:23:52,778 --> 01:23:55,614
[ Pigeons Cooing ]

1179
01:24:06,375 --> 01:24:08,418
You don't suppose this is a gag, do you?

1180
01:24:08,502 --> 01:24:10,879
He'd have to be a Houdini
to get out of that one.

1181
01:24:10,963 --> 01:24:12,965
Well, I wouldn't put it past him.

1182
01:24:14,508 --> 01:24:16,426
[ Sullivan ] Don't you understand?

1183
01:24:16,510 --> 01:24:18,845
They think I'm dead, but I'm not dead.

1184
01:24:18,929 --> 01:24:20,472
Well, that's fine.

1185
01:24:20,556 --> 01:24:23,392
Just think what a nice surprise
they'll have when you get out.

1186
01:24:23,475 --> 01:24:26,603
I haven't time to spend six years.

1187
01:24:26,687 --> 01:24:28,605
But you were sentenced.

1188
01:24:28,689 --> 01:24:30,816
I know that, but I still haven't time.

1189
01:24:30,899 --> 01:24:33,110
Well, you'll have to find the time.

1190
01:24:33,193 --> 01:24:35,779
Look, they don't sentence
picture directors to a place like this...

1191
01:24:35,862 --> 01:24:38,282
- for a little disagreement with a yard bull.
- Don't they?

1192
01:24:38,365 --> 01:24:41,118
- No.
- Oh.

1193
01:24:41,201 --> 01:24:44,371
- Well, maybe you ain't a picture director.
- Huh?

1194
01:24:44,454 --> 01:24:48,333
Maybe that idea just come to you
when you got hit on the head. Maybe.

1195
01:24:48,417 --> 01:24:50,544
- Now look-
- We used to have a fella here once...

1196
01:24:50,627 --> 01:24:53,171
that thought he was Lindbergh.

1197
01:24:53,255 --> 01:24:55,966
He used to fly away every night...

1198
01:24:56,049 --> 01:24:59,136
but he was always back in the morning.

1199
01:24:59,219 --> 01:25:01,638
Well, don't I look like
a picture director?

1200
01:25:01,722 --> 01:25:03,765
Of course, I never seen one.

1201
01:25:03,849 --> 01:25:06,977
To me you look kinda
more like a soda jerk...

1202
01:25:07,060 --> 01:25:09,104
or maybe a plasterer maybe.

1203
01:25:09,187 --> 01:25:10,689
But-

1204
01:25:12,107 --> 01:25:15,319
- If ever a plot needed a twist, this one does.
- Huh?

1205
01:25:15,402 --> 01:25:17,195
I gotta get my picture in the paper.

1206
01:25:17,279 --> 01:25:19,990
Oh, that would be swell.
Then you could paste it over your bunk-

1207
01:25:20,073 --> 01:25:22,784
What kind of people get
their pictures in the paper?

1208
01:25:22,868 --> 01:25:24,369
Ballplayers?

1209
01:25:26,079 --> 01:25:29,166
Girls? They take them with their legs
crossed. I cut one out once.

1210
01:25:29,249 --> 01:25:31,668
She had-
She was sitting- No?

1211
01:25:32,919 --> 01:25:36,173
Well, when you die,
if you was important enough-

1212
01:25:36,256 --> 01:25:37,758
I've had that.

1213
01:25:38,842 --> 01:25:40,344
- Murderers?
- [ Chuckles ]

1214
01:25:40,427 --> 01:25:42,846
There was a swell picture
of a friend of mine.

1215
01:25:42,929 --> 01:25:44,848
He was a lodge brother.

1216
01:25:44,931 --> 01:25:47,809
They called him the Blowtorch Killer.

1217
01:25:47,893 --> 01:25:50,020
That's it.

1218
01:25:50,103 --> 01:25:53,857
That's it. You tell the mister
I'm ready to make a full confession.

1219
01:25:53,940 --> 01:25:55,442
- Now wait a minute.
- Come on.

1220
01:25:55,525 --> 01:25:57,527
- Now take it easy.
- There isn't a moment to lose.

1221
01:25:57,611 --> 01:25:59,196
- Now look-
- My conscience has got me.

1222
01:25:59,279 --> 01:26:01,198
- You're gonna get yourself in trouble.
- I want to confess...

1223
01:26:01,281 --> 01:26:02,783
to the murder of John L. Sullivan.

1224
01:26:02,866 --> 01:26:04,868
- You're gonna get yourself in trouble.
- I killed John L. Sullivan!

1225
01:26:04,951 --> 01:26:07,871
- Wait a minute, will you? You're gonna
get yourself- - I murdered John L. Sullivan!

1226
01:26:07,954 --> 01:26:10,791
- I'm telling you. You're doing the wrong thing.
- I'm a murderer!

1227
01:26:10,874 --> 01:26:13,794
- Will you listen to me before somebody-
- I killed John L. Sullivan!

1228
01:26:13,877 --> 01:26:16,213
Come back here. Don't you understand-

1229
01:26:29,893 --> 01:26:32,062
[ No Audible Dialogue]

1230
01:26:59,172 --> 01:27:01,174
[ No Audible Dialogue]

1231
01:27:13,645 --> 01:27:15,105
[ No Audible Dialogue]

1232
01:27:17,607 --> 01:27:19,943
[ No Audible Dialogue]

1233
01:27:31,204 --> 01:27:33,540
[ No Audible Dialogue]

1234
01:27:39,045 --> 01:27:42,048
[ Reporters Clamoring ]

1235
01:27:54,686 --> 01:27:57,314
- I'm so happy.
- So am I!

1236
01:27:58,523 --> 01:28:01,151
- I said I'm so happy.
- What?

1237
01:28:01,234 --> 01:28:03,361
Your wife got married last week.

1238
01:28:03,445 --> 01:28:05,197
Who got married last week?

1239
01:28:05,280 --> 01:28:07,866
She got married last week.

1240
01:28:08,867 --> 01:28:10,952
My wife? You say they buried her?

1241
01:28:11,036 --> 01:28:14,623
No, she got married.
She married your business manager.

1242
01:28:14,706 --> 01:28:16,625
- She married him?
- Yes!

1243
01:28:16,708 --> 01:28:18,168
- He married her?
- Yes!

1244
01:28:18,251 --> 01:28:20,629
- But how?
- Because you were dead.

1245
01:28:20,712 --> 01:28:22,964
- Dead?
- Dead!

1246
01:28:23,048 --> 01:28:25,050
[All Chattering ]

1247
01:28:26,802 --> 01:28:28,261
...even get a word in edgeways.

1248
01:28:28,345 --> 01:28:30,430
- Do you suppose she'll give you a divorce?
- Give it to me?

1249
01:28:30,514 --> 01:28:33,183
She'll beg me for it.
She's got to give me a divorce.

1250
01:28:33,266 --> 01:28:36,937
Otherwise it's bigamy, unfaithfulness,
alienation of affections, corpus delicti.

1251
01:28:37,020 --> 01:28:39,606
- [ All Chattering ]
- ...run such risks!

1252
01:28:39,689 --> 01:28:42,609
- And then you'll be free.
- And then I'll be free.

1253
01:28:42,692 --> 01:28:44,444
But not for long, I hope.

1254
01:28:44,528 --> 01:28:46,196
...in every city over 10,000!

1255
01:28:46,279 --> 01:28:48,031
Just a moment, gentlemen!

1256
01:28:48,114 --> 01:28:49,741
Sully, I want to tell you that
<i>O Brother, Where Art Thou?...</i>

1257
01:28:49,825 --> 01:28:51,701
is going to be
the greatest tragedy ever made.

1258
01:28:51,785 --> 01:28:53,995
- Well, I-
- The world will weep. Humanity will sob.

1259
01:28:54,079 --> 01:28:56,081
It'll put Shakespeare back
with the shipping news.

1260
01:28:56,164 --> 01:28:57,833
Quiet!
Your personal courage, your sacrifice...

1261
01:28:57,916 --> 01:29:00,544
the lengths to which you went to sample
the bitter dregs of vicissitude...

1262
01:29:00,627 --> 01:29:02,629
will make <i>O Brother, Where art Thou?</i>
positively the undisputed-

1263
01:29:02,712 --> 01:29:04,714
- I'm sorry to disappoint you.
- You're sorry to disappoint me?

1264
01:29:04,798 --> 01:29:06,424
Yes, and I say it
with some embarrassment...

1265
01:29:06,508 --> 01:29:08,677
but I don't want to make
<i>O Brother, Where Art Thou?</i>

1266
01:29:08,760 --> 01:29:10,720
You don't want to make
<i>O Brother, Where Art Thou?</i>

1267
01:29:10,804 --> 01:29:13,807
No, and I say it with some embarrassment.
I want to make a comedy.

1268
01:29:13,890 --> 01:29:15,725
You say it with some embarrassment?

1269
01:29:15,809 --> 01:29:18,645
He doesn't want to make <i>O Brother,
Where Art Thou? He wants to make a comedy.</i>

1270
01:29:18,728 --> 01:29:21,481
He don't mean that, boss.
He's still a little stir-crazy.

1271
01:29:21,565 --> 01:29:23,775
- Oh, yes, I do. Oh, no, I'm not.
- You're joking, aren't you, Sully?

1272
01:29:23,859 --> 01:29:25,694
- It's in bad taste, but it's a joke?
- No.

1273
01:29:25,777 --> 01:29:27,779
But it's had more publicity
than the Johnstown Flood.

1274
01:29:27,863 --> 01:29:30,657
- What are we gonna do with all that publicity?
- Oh, brother.

1275
01:29:30,740 --> 01:29:33,910
Why don't you want to make
<i>O Brother, Where Art Thou?,</i> Sully?

1276
01:29:33,994 --> 01:29:37,664
In the first place, I'm too happy to
make <i>O Brother, Where Art Thou?</i>

1277
01:29:37,747 --> 01:29:41,001
In the second place, I haven't suffered enough
to make <i>O Brother, Where Art Thou?</i>

1278
01:29:41,084 --> 01:29:42,502
You haven't suffered enough?

1279
01:29:42,586 --> 01:29:44,004
- He hasn't suffered enough?
- No.

1280
01:29:44,087 --> 01:29:46,298
- But, Sully-
- And I'll tell you something else.

1281
01:29:46,381 --> 01:29:49,134
There's a lot to be said
for making people laugh.

1282
01:29:49,217 --> 01:29:51,970
Did you know
that's all some people have?

1283
01:29:52,053 --> 01:29:56,558
It isn't much, but it's better than nothing
in this cockeyed caravan.

1284
01:29:57,976 --> 01:29:59,895
Boy.

1285
01:29:59,978 --> 01:30:04,691
[ Laughing ]

1286
01:30:15,035 --> 01:30:17,037
[ Laughter Continues ]