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All right, let's try somethin' else.

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Uh, from the top.
Ready. One, two, three.

3
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One, two, three, four.

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Stay on the beat.

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Two, three, four.

6
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That's C-sharp, horns.

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Two, three... I see you, Caleb.

8
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Rachel, now you.

9
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Forgot my sax, Mr. G.

10
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Okay, she forgot her sax.
And now, all you, Connie.

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Go for it!

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Way to go!

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Hang on, hang on.
What are y'all laughing at?

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So Connie got a little lost
in it.

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That's a good thing.

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Look, I remember one time

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my dad took me to this jazz club,

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and that's the last place
I wanted to be.

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But then I see this guy,

20
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and he's playing these chords
with fourths on it,

21
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and then with the minor...

22
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Oh, oh, whoo.

23
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Then he adds the inner voices,
and it's like he's...

24
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It's like he's singing.

25
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And I swear,
the next thing I know...

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It's like he floats off the stage.

27
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That guy was lost in the music.

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He was in it, and he took
the rest of us with him.

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And I wanted to learn...

30
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How to talk like that.

31
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That's when I knew...

32
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I was born to play.

33
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Connie knows what I mean.
Right, Connie?

34
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I'm 12.

35
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I'll be right back.
Practice your scales.

36
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Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Gardner.

37
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You're doing my ears a favor.

38
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Hey!
Not you, though, you're good.

39
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He's not.

40
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What can I do for you,
Principal Arroyo?

41
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I wanted to deliver
the good news personally.

42
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No more part time for you.

43
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You're now our full time band teacher.

44
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Job security.

45
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Medical insurance. Pension.

46
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Wow. That's, uh, great.

47
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Welcome to the M.S. 70 family, Joe.
Permanently.

48
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Thanks.

49
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After all these years,
my prayers have been answered.

50
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A full time job.

51
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Working man, coming through.

52
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Yeah, Mom, but I...

53
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You're going to tell them yes, right?

54
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Don't worry, Mom, I got a plan.

55
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You always got a plan.

56
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Maybe you need to have a
backup plan, too,

57
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for when your plan falls through.

58
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A backup plan never hurts.

59
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Joey, we didn't struggle
giving you an education

60
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so you could be a middle aged man

61
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washing your underwear in my shop.

62
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Walking around with a hole in
his pants.

63
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Yeah, but...
With this job, you'll be able

64
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to put that dead end gigging
behind you.

65
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And Lord knows we need
more teachers in this world.

66
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And just think,

67
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playing music will finally
be your real career.

68
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So you're going to tell them
yes, right?

69
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Please say yes.

70
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Yeah, definitely.

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Good.

72
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Hello?

73
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How you been, Mr. G?

74
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Uh, it's Curley. Lamont.
Lamont Baker.

75
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Hey, Curley!
Hey, good to hear your voice, Man.

76
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Uh... Listen.
You can call me Joe now, Curley.

77
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I'm not your teacher anymore.

78
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Oh, okay, Mr. Gardner.

79
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Hey, look, I'm the new drummer
in the Dorothea Williams Quartet,

80
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and we're kickin' off our tour with
a show at The Half Note tonight.

81
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Dorothea Williams!
Are you kidding me?

82
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Are you kidding me?
Congratulations, Man. Wow!

83
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I would die a happy man

84
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if I could perform with
Dorothea Williams.

85
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Oh, well,
this could be your lucky day.

86
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Whew, there he is.
Hey, Curley.

87
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Leon skipping town really put
us in a bind, Man.

88
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Yeah. Uh, I'll bet.
I'm glad you made it.

89
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My boy, Bishop, said he sat in with
you on a set last year in Brooklyn.

90
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Said you were great.

91
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Well, you know, for a coffee shop.

92
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Hey, Dorothea.

93
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This is the cat I was telling
you about.

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My old middle school band teacher,
Mr. Gardner.

95
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Call me Joe, Dorothea.

96
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Uh... Uh, I mean, Miss Williams.

97
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It's a pleasure. Wow.
This is amazing.

98
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Uh, Joe is Ray Gardner's son.

99
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So, we're down to middle
school band teachers now.

100
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Get on up here, Teach,
we ain't got all day.

101
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What... What are we playin'?

102
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Uh, sorry.

103
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I zoned out a little back there.

104
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Joe Gardner, where have you been?

105
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I've been, uh, teaching,
middle school band.

106
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Uh, but on the weekends, I...

107
00:08:30,532 --> 00:08:32,033
You got a suit?
Uh...

108
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Get a suit, Teach. A good suit.

109
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Back here tonight.
First show's at 9:00.

110
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Soundcheck's at 7:00.

111
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We'll see how you do.

112
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Yes! Whoo hoo!

113
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You see that, Dad?
That's what I'm talking about!

114
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Hey, look up, look up.

115
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You know what that's gonna say?
Joe Gardner!

116
00:08:53,012 --> 00:08:54,514
You're never gonna believe
what just happened.

117
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I did it. I got the gig. Yes!

118
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I... I know.

119
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Dorothea Williams!
Can you believe it?

120
00:09:00,061 --> 00:09:01,646
Hey, Pal, you're gonna get hurt!

121
00:09:01,980 --> 00:09:04,399
Just don't tell my mom about
this. Okay?

122
00:09:05,108 --> 00:09:07,151
Forget class.
I'm in a different class.

123
00:09:07,235 --> 00:09:09,153
I'm in a Dorothea Williams
class, Buddy.

124
00:09:09,404 --> 00:09:10,405
You know what I'm saying? I'm...

125
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Whoa! Sorry!

126
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What the...

127
00:09:39,100 --> 00:09:40,184
Hello?

128
00:09:42,395 --> 00:09:43,438
Hello?

129
00:09:55,575 --> 00:09:56,576
What the...

130
00:10:01,331 --> 00:10:03,499
Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Hello!

131
00:10:04,626 --> 00:10:06,461
Hello.

132
00:10:06,544 --> 00:10:08,338
Oh, what's your name, Honey?

133
00:10:08,421 --> 00:10:09,923
Uh, I'm Joe. Joe Gardner.

134
00:10:10,006 --> 00:10:12,258
Look, I'm not supposed to be here.

135
00:10:12,342 --> 00:10:15,345
Ah. Must have been sudden for you.

136
00:10:15,428 --> 00:10:18,556
You see, Joe, I'm 106 years old.

137
00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:21,476
Been waiting a long time for this.

138
00:10:21,559 --> 00:10:24,604
For what?
The Great Beyond.

139
00:10:27,190 --> 00:10:28,566
The Great Beyond?

140
00:10:28,650 --> 00:10:31,611
As in, as in beyond life?
Yeah.

141
00:10:31,694 --> 00:10:33,196
That's death right there?
(Inuktitut)

142
00:10:33,279 --> 00:10:35,573
This beats my dream about the walrus.

143
00:10:35,657 --> 00:10:36,991
Exciting, isn't it?

144
00:10:37,075 --> 00:10:38,326
No, no, no, listen.

145
00:10:38,409 --> 00:10:39,994
I have a gig tonight.
I can't die now.

146
00:10:40,078 --> 00:10:41,663
Well, I really don't think

147
00:10:41,746 --> 00:10:43,122
you have a lot to say about this.

148
00:10:43,206 --> 00:10:44,749
Yes. Yes, I do.

149
00:10:44,832 --> 00:10:47,961
I'm not dying the very day
I got my shot. I'm due.

150
00:10:48,044 --> 00:10:49,420
Heck, I'm over due.

151
00:10:49,504 --> 00:10:51,089
Uh uh, uh uh. I'm outta here.

152
00:10:51,172 --> 00:10:54,133
I don't think you're supposed
to go that way.

153
00:10:54,217 --> 00:10:55,802
This can't happen.
I'm not dyin' today.

154
00:10:55,885 --> 00:10:57,929
Not when my life just started.

155
00:11:06,813 --> 00:11:07,814
What was that?

156
00:11:07,897 --> 00:11:10,483
Wait. I'm not finished.
I gotta get back.

157
00:11:10,567 --> 00:11:11,776
I don't wanna die!

158
00:11:11,860 --> 00:11:14,070
I'm not done. I'm not done. Run!

159
00:11:14,153 --> 00:11:15,989
Why aren't you running?
I don't know.

160
00:11:16,072 --> 00:11:17,782
What's wrong with you people?
I don't know.

161
00:11:19,492 --> 00:11:20,493
(Korean)

162
00:11:20,577 --> 00:11:22,328
Where are my pants?

163
00:11:22,412 --> 00:11:24,455
I'm not done.

164
00:11:24,539 --> 00:11:25,540
Ahh!

165
00:11:30,712 --> 00:11:33,423
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness.

166
00:11:33,506 --> 00:11:35,174
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Excuse me.

167
00:11:36,968 --> 00:11:39,971
Help! I'm not done.
I gotta get back.

168
00:11:43,141 --> 00:11:44,767
Oh, my... Oh, my goodness.

169
00:12:38,404 --> 00:12:40,573
(Indistinct)

170
00:13:07,100 --> 00:13:08,101
What?

171
00:13:08,476 --> 00:13:09,477
Ow!

172
00:13:12,981 --> 00:13:14,732
Now, now, Everyone,

173
00:13:14,816 --> 00:13:16,442
let's give the mentor some room.

174
00:13:16,526 --> 00:13:19,237
Sorry, new souls. 37, that's enough.

175
00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:23,324
Hey, Everyone, look here.
Quiet coyote.

176
00:13:23,408 --> 00:13:25,577
Shh. Quiet coyote.

177
00:13:26,411 --> 00:13:27,495
Who... Who are you?

178
00:13:27,579 --> 00:13:28,872
I am the coming together

179
00:13:28,955 --> 00:13:31,416
of all quantized fields of
the universe.

180
00:13:32,041 --> 00:13:34,836
Appearing in a form your feeble
human brain can comprehend.

181
00:13:34,919 --> 00:13:36,546
What?
You can call me Jerry.

182
00:13:36,629 --> 00:13:38,339
Jerry, okay.

183
00:13:38,423 --> 00:13:40,758
Uh, hey, is this Heaven?

184
00:13:40,842 --> 00:13:42,635
No.

185
00:13:43,344 --> 00:13:46,347
Is it H-E-double hockey sticks?

186
00:13:46,431 --> 00:13:49,893
Hell.
Hell, Hell, Hell.

187
00:13:49,976 --> 00:13:52,020
Shh. Quiet coyote.
Hell.

188
00:13:52,103 --> 00:13:53,897
It's easy to get turned around.

189
00:13:53,980 --> 00:13:56,274
This isn't the Great Beyond.
It's the Great Before.

190
00:13:57,066 --> 00:13:58,526
The Great Before?

191
00:13:58,610 --> 00:14:02,030
Oh. We call it the You Seminar now.
Rebranding.

192
00:14:04,824 --> 00:14:05,825
Hell.

193
00:14:05,909 --> 00:14:06,910
No, no. You're here!

194
00:14:13,458 --> 00:14:15,001
Does this mean I'm dead?

195
00:14:15,084 --> 00:14:16,127
Not yet.

196
00:14:16,211 --> 00:14:18,171
Your body's in a holding pattern.

197
00:14:18,254 --> 00:14:19,339
It's complicated.

198
00:14:19,422 --> 00:14:20,840
I'll get you back to your group.

199
00:14:27,472 --> 00:14:30,475
Come on, Little Souls,
get on up here.

200
00:14:33,603 --> 00:14:35,647
Welcome to the You Seminar.

201
00:14:37,690 --> 00:14:39,692
You are in for a treat.

202
00:14:51,829 --> 00:14:53,957
Mm, that's weird.
What is it?

203
00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:55,959
The count's off.
Excuse me?

204
00:14:56,042 --> 00:15:00,421
There's a soul missing.
The count's off.

205
00:15:01,714 --> 00:15:02,840
Huh.

206
00:15:03,925 --> 00:15:07,095
Okay, first stop
is the Excitable Pavilion.

207
00:15:07,178 --> 00:15:08,846
You four. In you go.

208
00:15:17,772 --> 00:15:21,526
You five, you'll be aloof.
And you two, why not?

209
00:15:25,864 --> 00:15:26,990
Oh, wait a minute.

210
00:15:27,073 --> 00:15:28,825
This is where personalities
come from?

211
00:15:28,908 --> 00:15:31,619
Of course. Do you think people
are just born with them?

212
00:15:31,703 --> 00:15:33,538
(Indistinct)

213
00:15:36,749 --> 00:15:38,626
So, uh,
how do they get to Earth, then?

214
00:15:38,710 --> 00:15:40,712
Well, they use the Earth Portal.

215
00:15:46,259 --> 00:15:49,137
Once they get a complete
personality, of course.

216
00:15:49,220 --> 00:15:51,472
Hello? Hello?

217
00:16:02,483 --> 00:16:03,735
Goodbye.

218
00:16:09,449 --> 00:16:11,034
Whee!

219
00:16:12,702 --> 00:16:13,828
Whoo hoo!

220
00:16:16,581 --> 00:16:18,041
Wait, wait, wait.

221
00:16:42,232 --> 00:16:44,067
You sure get lost a lot.

222
00:16:44,150 --> 00:16:46,319
All righty, Mentors.

223
00:16:46,402 --> 00:16:47,862
Just find your name here...
Hello, Jerry...

224
00:16:47,946 --> 00:16:48,947
And join us inside.

225
00:16:49,030 --> 00:16:50,031
Got a lost mentor for you.

226
00:16:50,114 --> 00:16:51,241
Thanks, Jerry.

227
00:16:51,324 --> 00:16:53,952
Uh, look, I'm not sure
I'm supposed to be here.

228
00:16:54,035 --> 00:16:55,203
I understand.

229
00:16:55,286 --> 00:16:56,704
Mentoring isn't for everyone.

230
00:16:56,788 --> 00:16:58,081
You're more than welcome to
opt out.

231
00:16:58,164 --> 00:17:00,500
Actually, on second thought,

232
00:17:00,583 --> 00:17:03,836
you know,
the mentoring sounds like fun.

233
00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:06,214
I'm glad to hear it.
Jerry will take it from here.

234
00:17:06,297 --> 00:17:09,008
Thanks, Jerry.
Head right on over there to Jerry.

235
00:17:09,092 --> 00:17:10,093
Thank you, Jerry.

236
00:17:10,176 --> 00:17:11,386
Is everyone here named Jerry?

237
00:17:11,469 --> 00:17:12,470
Good luck!

238
00:17:12,554 --> 00:17:14,389
Jerry, we've got a problem.

239
00:17:14,472 --> 00:17:15,932
Oh, hello, there, Terry.

240
00:17:16,015 --> 00:17:17,559
The count's off.

241
00:17:17,642 --> 00:17:19,477
I seriously doubt that.

242
00:17:19,561 --> 00:17:21,312
The count hasn't been off in centuries.

243
00:17:21,396 --> 00:17:24,899
151,000 souls go into
the Great Beyond every day.

244
00:17:24,983 --> 00:17:27,902
That's 105.2 souls per minute, Jerry.

245
00:17:27,986 --> 00:17:30,280
1.75 souls per second.

246
00:17:30,864 --> 00:17:32,407
And I count every single one
of 'em.

247
00:17:32,490 --> 00:17:33,575
Yep. I'm aware.

248
00:17:33,658 --> 00:17:36,411
It's my job to keep track
of this stuff, Jerry.

249
00:17:36,494 --> 00:17:37,787
I'm the accountant.

250
00:17:37,871 --> 00:17:39,914
And we all think
you're doing a wonderful job,

251
00:17:39,998 --> 00:17:41,416
don't we, everyone?
Absolutely.

252
00:17:41,499 --> 00:17:42,500
Looks good from where this
guy's standing.

253
00:17:42,584 --> 00:17:43,668
I'd say no.

254
00:17:43,751 --> 00:17:46,421
I'm always counting.
I'm counting right now.

255
00:17:46,504 --> 00:17:49,382
You blinked five times
since I started talking. Six.

256
00:17:49,465 --> 00:17:51,467
Right.
Since accounting is your job,

257
00:17:51,551 --> 00:17:53,636
why don't you figure out the problem?

258
00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:55,555
Maybe I will.
Wonderful.

259
00:18:02,478 --> 00:18:03,563
Hello again, Terry.

260
00:18:03,646 --> 00:18:04,856
Don't play dumb with me.

261
00:18:07,901 --> 00:18:09,110
Okay, here we go.

262
00:18:11,571 --> 00:18:12,780
"A."

263
00:18:27,378 --> 00:18:29,923
Hello, there, Mentors.

264
00:18:30,006 --> 00:18:32,967
I'm Jerry, a counselor here
at the You Seminar.

265
00:18:33,051 --> 00:18:36,387
Now you don't remember it,
but you've been here before.

266
00:18:36,471 --> 00:18:39,390
But don't worry, forgetting
the trauma of childbirth

267
00:18:39,474 --> 00:18:41,768
is one of the great gifts of
the universe.

268
00:18:42,352 --> 00:18:43,811
Here at the You Seminar,

269
00:18:43,895 --> 00:18:48,024
all new souls are given unique
and individual personalities.

270
00:18:48,107 --> 00:18:51,611
I'm an agreeable skeptic
who's cautious yet flamboyant.

271
00:18:51,694 --> 00:18:55,698
I'm an irritable wallflower
who's dangerously curious.

272
00:18:55,782 --> 00:19:00,537
I'm a manipulative megalomaniac
who's intensely opportunistic.

273
00:19:00,620 --> 00:19:02,956
Oh ho, this one might be a handful.

274
00:19:03,039 --> 00:19:04,541
But that's Earth's problem.

275
00:19:04,624 --> 00:19:08,086
You'll notice these souls
are all missing something.

276
00:19:08,169 --> 00:19:10,171
What goes in this spot?

277
00:19:10,255 --> 00:19:12,674
Well, these souls need their "Spark."

278
00:19:13,049 --> 00:19:15,093
And that's where you come in.

279
00:19:15,176 --> 00:19:17,262
Maybe you will find their spark

280
00:19:17,345 --> 00:19:19,138
in the Hall of Everything,

281
00:19:19,222 --> 00:19:23,476
where literally anything
on Earth could inspire.

282
00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:26,688
Or perhaps you'll prefer the
Hall of You,

283
00:19:26,771 --> 00:19:31,651
featuring a selection of moments
from your own inspiring life.

284
00:19:31,734 --> 00:19:33,236
And just what is this spark?

285
00:19:44,789 --> 00:19:47,292
I know you're all excited to
get to work,

286
00:19:47,375 --> 00:19:49,836
so good luck finding the spark.

287
00:19:49,919 --> 00:19:52,130
Find the spark.

288
00:19:52,213 --> 00:19:54,549
Wow, that was informative.

289
00:19:54,632 --> 00:19:57,844
Now, it's time for my favorite
part of the program,

290
00:19:57,927 --> 00:20:01,431
matching you mentors with
your soul mates.

291
00:20:01,514 --> 00:20:04,350
Our first mentor is Maria Martinez.

292
00:20:04,434 --> 00:20:06,769
Maria, come on down.

293
00:20:06,853 --> 00:20:08,897
Maria was a rare disease specialist

294
00:20:08,980 --> 00:20:11,357
from the University of Mexico.

295
00:20:11,441 --> 00:20:14,068
I'm cured. I'm cured.

296
00:20:14,152 --> 00:20:16,112
She'll be matched
with one of my favorites,

297
00:20:16,196 --> 00:20:20,950
soul number 108,210,121,415.

298
00:20:21,034 --> 00:20:23,995
Congratulations! Off you go.

299
00:20:24,078 --> 00:20:27,248
Our next mentor is Bjorn T. Börgensson.

300
00:20:30,335 --> 00:20:33,213
Dr. Börgensson is a world
renowned child psychologist

301
00:20:33,296 --> 00:20:35,965
who was recently awarded a
Nobel Prize.

302
00:20:36,049 --> 00:20:39,552
I see pain, death, destruction.

303
00:20:39,636 --> 00:20:41,971
How about now?
A pretty butterfly.

304
00:20:43,139 --> 00:20:47,227
Dr. Börgensson will be matched
with soul number 22.

305
00:20:48,686 --> 00:20:51,105
Oh, we're gonna get into this now.
Excuse me.

306
00:20:52,690 --> 00:20:55,109
22, you come out of
this dimension right now.

307
00:20:55,193 --> 00:20:56,569
How many times
do I have to tell you?

308
00:20:56,653 --> 00:20:57,779
I don't wanna go to Earth.

309
00:20:57,862 --> 00:20:59,405
Stop fighting this, 22.
I don't wanna.

310
00:20:59,489 --> 00:21:00,532
You will go to Earth

311
00:21:00,615 --> 00:21:01,616
and have a life.
Make me!

312
00:21:02,075 --> 00:21:04,702
22 has been at the You Seminar
for quite some time

313
00:21:04,786 --> 00:21:07,247
and has had such
notable mentors as Gandhi,

314
00:21:07,330 --> 00:21:09,332
Abraham Lincoln, and Mother Teresa.

315
00:21:09,415 --> 00:21:11,125
I made her cry.

316
00:21:11,209 --> 00:21:12,377
Ignore that.

317
00:21:12,460 --> 00:21:13,461
Put me down.

318
00:21:13,545 --> 00:21:15,380
We're truly glad to have you
here, Dr. Börgensson.

319
00:21:18,091 --> 00:21:21,052
It is an honor having you
prepare 22 for Earth.

320
00:21:21,553 --> 00:21:23,429
I'm gonna make you wish you
never died.

321
00:21:23,513 --> 00:21:25,640
Most people wish that, 22.

322
00:21:25,723 --> 00:21:28,601
Off you go. Bye!

323
00:21:33,022 --> 00:21:34,899
Where are we?

324
00:21:35,483 --> 00:21:36,568
That's great progress.

325
00:21:36,651 --> 00:21:39,362
You should be very proud.
Step by step.

326
00:21:39,445 --> 00:21:41,614
In celebration of
Dr. Börgensson's body of work,

327
00:21:41,698 --> 00:21:43,616
we are pleased to present him
this honorary...

328
00:21:43,700 --> 00:21:45,285
These past few weeks,
I have seen such growth.

329
00:21:45,368 --> 00:21:46,744
So many people I'd like to
thank, of course.

330
00:21:46,828 --> 00:21:48,830
Okay, look,
I'm sure your life was amazing

331
00:21:48,913 --> 00:21:50,290
and you did amazing things,

332
00:21:50,373 --> 00:21:51,416
but here's what we're gonna do.

333
00:21:51,499 --> 00:21:53,126
We're gonna stand here
in silence for a little bit,

334
00:21:53,209 --> 00:21:54,752
then we go back out,
you say you tried,

335
00:21:54,836 --> 00:21:57,380
I go back to not living my non life
and you go to the Great Beyond.

336
00:21:57,463 --> 00:21:59,007
No, look.
Talk all you want, Bjorn.

337
00:21:59,090 --> 00:22:00,508
It's not gonna work, anyway.

338
00:22:00,592 --> 00:22:02,927
I've had thousands of mentors
who failed and now hate me.

339
00:22:03,011 --> 00:22:04,095
Mother Teresa...

340
00:22:04,178 --> 00:22:07,181
I have compassion for every soul.

341
00:22:07,265 --> 00:22:08,850
Except you. I don't like you.

342
00:22:08,933 --> 00:22:09,934
Copernicus...

343
00:22:10,018 --> 00:22:12,478
The world doesn't revolve
around you, 22.

344
00:22:12,562 --> 00:22:13,563
Muhammad Ali...

345
00:22:13,646 --> 00:22:16,149
You are the greatest pain in
the butt.

346
00:22:16,232 --> 00:22:17,317
Marie Antoinette...

347
00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:19,319
Nobody can help you! Nobody!

348
00:22:19,402 --> 00:22:20,695
Thanks, but no thanks, Doc.

349
00:22:20,778 --> 00:22:22,530
I already know everything
about Earth,

350
00:22:22,614 --> 00:22:23,656
and it's not worth the trouble.

351
00:22:23,740 --> 00:22:25,783
Come on, don't you want
to fill out your pass?

352
00:22:25,867 --> 00:22:27,952
You know, I'm comfortable up here.

353
00:22:28,036 --> 00:22:29,120
I have my routine.

354
00:22:29,204 --> 00:22:31,080
I float in mist,
I do my Sudoku puzzles,

355
00:22:31,164 --> 00:22:32,332
and then, like, once a week,

356
00:22:32,415 --> 00:22:34,209
they make me come
to one of these You Seminars.

357
00:22:34,292 --> 00:22:35,710
It's not great,
but I know what to expect.

358
00:22:35,793 --> 00:22:38,213
Look, kid, I'm not...
Can I just be honest with you?

359
00:22:38,296 --> 00:22:40,381
I'm not Bjorn Borgenstein

360
00:22:40,465 --> 00:22:42,091
or whatever his name is.
I'm not even a mentor.

361
00:22:42,175 --> 00:22:43,593
Not a mentor?

362
00:22:44,636 --> 00:22:46,846
Ah...

363
00:22:46,930 --> 00:22:48,640
Reverse psychology.

364
00:22:48,723 --> 00:22:51,392
You really are a good shrink, Doctor.

365
00:22:51,476 --> 00:22:52,727
Carl Jung already tried that.

366
00:22:52,810 --> 00:22:55,605
Stop talking!
My unconscious mind hates you!

367
00:22:55,688 --> 00:22:57,398
Is there any way

368
00:22:57,482 --> 00:22:59,067
to show a different life in
this place?

369
00:23:09,994 --> 00:23:13,998
Wait. You're really not Bjorn Börgensson?

370
00:23:15,250 --> 00:23:16,584
It's my life.

371
00:23:16,668 --> 00:23:19,003
Um, excuse me,
what's going on here?

372
00:23:19,087 --> 00:23:21,339
Binaca breath spray? Cheap cologne?

373
00:23:23,007 --> 00:23:25,051
Man, who curated this exhibit?

374
00:23:25,134 --> 00:23:26,553
You did.

375
00:23:27,387 --> 00:23:29,055
♪ I go to Harlem, it's no problems

376
00:23:29,138 --> 00:23:31,724
Oh, my goodness.
It's Cedric's rap group. No!

377
00:23:31,808 --> 00:23:33,851
♪ Now everybody bow down
to the Kings of Queens ♪

378
00:23:33,935 --> 00:23:36,604
No, don't look at that stuff.
Let's look over here.

379
00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:39,190
Dad, I don't wanna go.

380
00:23:39,274 --> 00:23:40,483
I don't like jazz.

381
00:23:40,567 --> 00:23:42,527
Black improvisational music.

382
00:23:42,610 --> 00:23:44,863
It's one of our great contributions
to American culture.

383
00:23:44,946 --> 00:23:46,865
At least give it a chance, Joey.

384
00:23:50,285 --> 00:23:51,578
This is where it all started.

385
00:23:51,661 --> 00:23:54,664
This is the moment where
I fell in love with jazz.

386
00:23:56,249 --> 00:23:57,292
Listen to that.

387
00:23:57,375 --> 00:23:59,878
See, the tune is just an excuse
to bring out the you.

388
00:23:59,961 --> 00:24:02,964
And that's why I became a
jazz musician.

389
00:24:04,883 --> 00:24:06,551
It's not what we're looking for.

390
00:24:06,634 --> 00:24:09,429
Wait a minute, that's not how
I remember it going down.

391
00:24:09,512 --> 00:24:11,764
Come back when you have something.

392
00:24:11,848 --> 00:24:14,142
Sorry, Joe.
Sorry, Joe.

393
00:24:14,225 --> 00:24:15,685
We're looking for something different.

394
00:24:15,768 --> 00:24:17,604
Two, three, four.

395
00:24:37,749 --> 00:24:40,251
My life was meaningless.

396
00:24:49,010 --> 00:24:50,553
No, no, no.

397
00:24:50,637 --> 00:24:51,888
No, I will not accept this.

398
00:24:51,971 --> 00:24:55,016
Kid, give me that badge.
I'm goin' back to my body.

399
00:24:55,642 --> 00:24:57,644
Oh, yeah, sure. Here.

400
00:25:06,778 --> 00:25:09,697
Unless it becomes an Earth Pass,
I'm stuck with it.

401
00:25:11,574 --> 00:25:14,369
Well, what if I help you
turn it into an Earth Pass?

402
00:25:14,452 --> 00:25:15,453
Will you give it to me then?

403
00:25:17,372 --> 00:25:18,540
Wait...

404
00:25:18,623 --> 00:25:22,544
I've never thought of that.
I'd get to skip life.

405
00:25:22,627 --> 00:25:24,087
So, yes!

406
00:25:24,671 --> 00:25:26,506
But we gotta get this thing
to change first,

407
00:25:26,589 --> 00:25:28,466
and I've never been able
to get it to change.

408
00:25:28,758 --> 00:25:30,760
Come on.
I know all about sparks.

409
00:25:30,843 --> 00:25:32,637
Because mine is piano.

410
00:25:43,731 --> 00:25:46,776
Really? Nothin' at all?
Eh.

411
00:25:46,860 --> 00:25:51,155
Oh, no, not jazz, just music.
I don't like music sounds.

412
00:25:51,531 --> 00:25:53,116
It feels like a little too much.

413
00:25:55,034 --> 00:25:56,619
Well, I'm not going out like this.

414
00:25:56,703 --> 00:25:59,372
Where's that, uh, Hall of Everything?

415
00:26:02,125 --> 00:26:03,710
I'll be right back.

416
00:26:03,793 --> 00:26:05,003
Don't get ahead of yourself, Pal.

417
00:26:05,086 --> 00:26:07,255
By the way, why do you sound
like a middle aged white lady?

418
00:26:07,338 --> 00:26:08,339
I don't.

419
00:26:08,423 --> 00:26:09,549
This is all an illusion.
Huh?

420
00:26:09,632 --> 00:26:11,092
This whole place is a hypothetical.

421
00:26:11,175 --> 00:26:13,344
I could sound like this if
I wanted to.

422
00:26:13,428 --> 00:26:14,846
Or sound like this instead.

423
00:26:14,929 --> 00:26:16,180
I could even sound like you.

424
00:26:16,264 --> 00:26:17,473
Life is so unfair.

425
00:26:17,557 --> 00:26:20,894
I don't wanna die.
Somebody call the wambulance. Wah!

426
00:26:21,644 --> 00:26:23,813
I just use this voice
because it annoys people.

427
00:26:23,897 --> 00:26:25,064
It's very effective.

428
00:26:29,485 --> 00:26:31,487
Don't worry, they're fine.

429
00:26:33,114 --> 00:26:34,616
You can't crush a soul here.

430
00:26:34,699 --> 00:26:36,367
That's what life on Earth is for.

431
00:26:36,451 --> 00:26:37,744
Very witty.

432
00:26:40,496 --> 00:26:41,998
Okay. Here we are.

433
00:26:42,081 --> 00:26:44,500
This is the Hall of Everything.

434
00:26:44,584 --> 00:26:45,793
Whoa!

435
00:26:55,303 --> 00:26:56,304
Yes!

436
00:27:02,310 --> 00:27:03,645
Whoa.
Congratulations!

437
00:27:03,728 --> 00:27:04,729
So, where do you want to start?

438
00:27:04,812 --> 00:27:05,855
Come on.

439
00:27:07,232 --> 00:27:10,151
Croissants, cakes.
Baking could be your spark.

440
00:27:10,235 --> 00:27:12,570
Yeah! But, um, I don't get it.

441
00:27:12,654 --> 00:27:14,614
Just smell it.
Can't, and neither can you.

442
00:27:14,697 --> 00:27:15,740
What?

443
00:27:15,823 --> 00:27:17,742
You're right. I can't smell.

444
00:27:17,825 --> 00:27:19,953
We can't...
We can't taste, either?

445
00:27:20,036 --> 00:27:21,746
All that stuff is in your body.

446
00:27:22,622 --> 00:27:26,084
No smell, no taste.
Or touch. See?

447
00:27:29,796 --> 00:27:32,048
Okay, I get it. Moving on.

448
00:27:32,757 --> 00:27:33,925
Isn't this exciting?

449
00:27:34,008 --> 00:27:35,843
The fire is so pretty.

450
00:27:35,927 --> 00:27:37,345
I kinda wanna let it spread.

451
00:27:37,428 --> 00:27:38,429
Nope.

452
00:27:39,347 --> 00:27:40,557
Hands are hard.

453
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:42,225
How about a librarian?
They're cool.

454
00:27:42,308 --> 00:27:43,518
Yes, amazing.

455
00:27:43,601 --> 00:27:45,061
Who wouldn't like working
at a thankless job

456
00:27:45,144 --> 00:27:47,564
you're always in danger of
losing due to budget cuts?

457
00:27:47,647 --> 00:27:49,524
Though I do like the idea
of randomly shushing people.

458
00:27:49,607 --> 00:27:50,733
Look, obviously this...
Shh!

459
00:27:50,817 --> 00:27:51,985
Oh, yeah, that's good.

460
00:27:52,735 --> 00:27:53,736
Meh.

461
00:27:54,737 --> 00:27:55,738
Meh.

462
00:27:56,447 --> 00:27:57,448
Meh.

463
00:28:00,159 --> 00:28:02,245
Meh.

464
00:28:04,372 --> 00:28:06,791
Well, I think that's everything.

465
00:28:06,875 --> 00:28:08,835
Sorry.
You told me you'd try.

466
00:28:08,918 --> 00:28:11,004
I did. I'm telling the truth.

467
00:28:11,087 --> 00:28:12,881
If there's one thing I'm not,
it's a liar.

468
00:28:12,964 --> 00:28:14,465
Unlike Abraham Lincoln.

469
00:28:14,549 --> 00:28:16,634
You're really okay being on a penny?

470
00:28:16,718 --> 00:28:18,428
Well, of course. It's an honor.

471
00:28:18,511 --> 00:28:20,889
Okay, but they put
Andrew Jackson on the 20.

472
00:28:20,972 --> 00:28:22,056
Jackson!

473
00:28:22,140 --> 00:28:24,100
What can I say, Joe? Earth is boring.

474
00:28:24,183 --> 00:28:25,268
Well, what else can we do, then?

475
00:28:25,351 --> 00:28:26,436
Because we're running out of time.

476
00:28:26,519 --> 00:28:28,313
Yeah, you know,
time's not really a thing here.

477
00:28:28,396 --> 00:28:29,981
Time's up!

478
00:28:30,064 --> 00:28:32,192
Nice try, Bjorn,
but no need to feel bad.

479
00:28:32,275 --> 00:28:33,860
22 here can be a bit of a challenge.

480
00:28:33,943 --> 00:28:35,653
Even though I can't feel it,
please don't touch me.

481
00:28:35,737 --> 00:28:37,405
So, let's get you to the
Great Beyond.

482
00:28:39,782 --> 00:28:43,203
Um, wait.
We forgot to try breakdancer.

483
00:28:43,286 --> 00:28:45,163
Yeah! I think that's gonna be
my thing.

484
00:28:45,246 --> 00:28:47,373
Poppin' and lockin'. Windmills.

485
00:28:47,457 --> 00:28:49,209
Settling my disputes with dance.

486
00:28:49,292 --> 00:28:51,628
Can we have one more minute
to go back and try breakdancer?

487
00:28:51,711 --> 00:28:52,879
Please, Jerry?

488
00:28:52,962 --> 00:28:54,005
You look really good today, Jerry.

489
00:28:54,088 --> 00:28:57,467
Oh, okay.
I've never seen 22 this enthused.

490
00:28:57,967 --> 00:28:59,844
Good for you, Dr. Börgensson.

491
00:29:02,055 --> 00:29:03,056
Run.

492
00:29:05,183 --> 00:29:06,351
In here.

493
00:29:15,818 --> 00:29:16,819
Here it is.

494
00:29:17,570 --> 00:29:18,821
Where does it lead?

495
00:29:18,905 --> 00:29:20,031
Hey, you ask too many questions.

496
00:29:20,114 --> 00:29:21,324
How about you zip it for a
minute, m'kay?

497
00:29:21,407 --> 00:29:23,535
And we're going there why?
'Cause I know a guy there.

498
00:29:23,618 --> 00:29:24,994
A guy who can help.
A guy like you.

499
00:29:25,078 --> 00:29:27,705
Like me? As in, alive?

500
00:29:27,789 --> 00:29:30,583
Wait, are you actually
helping me?

501
00:29:30,667 --> 00:29:32,710
Joe, I have been here
for who knows how long,

502
00:29:32,794 --> 00:29:35,255
and I've never seen anything
that's made me want to live.

503
00:29:35,338 --> 00:29:39,217
And then, you come along.
Your life is sad and pathetic.

504
00:29:39,300 --> 00:29:41,803
And you're working so hard
to get back to it.

505
00:29:41,886 --> 00:29:44,264
Why? I mean, this I gotta see.

506
00:29:44,347 --> 00:29:45,723
Okay, let's go.

507
00:29:54,566 --> 00:29:55,942
What is this place?

508
00:29:56,025 --> 00:29:58,236
You know how when you humans
are really into something

509
00:29:58,319 --> 00:30:00,488
and it feels like you're in
another place?

510
00:30:00,572 --> 00:30:02,782
Feels like you're in the zone, right?

511
00:30:02,866 --> 00:30:04,659
Yeah.
Well, this is the zone.

512
00:30:04,742 --> 00:30:06,911
It's the space between
the physical and spiritual.

513
00:30:06,995 --> 00:30:10,373
Wait a minute. I was here.
Today, doing my audition.

514
00:30:10,456 --> 00:30:13,501
This must be where musicians
come when they get into a flow.

515
00:30:13,585 --> 00:30:15,920
Not just musicians. Watch this.

516
00:30:16,004 --> 00:30:19,507
O, Romeo, Romeo,
wherefore art thou...

517
00:30:19,924 --> 00:30:20,925
Line!

518
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:24,721
Oops.

519
00:30:24,804 --> 00:30:25,805
Check this out.

520
00:30:25,889 --> 00:30:28,224
I have been messing
with this team for decades.

521
00:30:29,392 --> 00:30:31,895
And the Knicks lose another one.

522
00:30:31,978 --> 00:30:34,397
All right. All right.
Where's this guy you know?

523
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:35,481
I gotta get back to my gig.

524
00:30:35,565 --> 00:30:37,901
Okay. I mean, he's usually down here.
What the...

525
00:30:37,984 --> 00:30:38,985
Make a trade.

526
00:30:39,068 --> 00:30:41,362
Make a trade. Make a trade.

527
00:30:41,446 --> 00:30:42,488
What is that?
Shh!

528
00:30:43,489 --> 00:30:45,033
Make a trade. Make a trade.

529
00:30:45,116 --> 00:30:46,117
Run!

530
00:30:46,201 --> 00:30:47,785
Make a trade, make a trade,
make a trade!

531
00:31:06,596 --> 00:31:09,224
Oh! Ahoy there,
fellow astral travelers.

532
00:31:09,307 --> 00:31:11,059
Good to see you again, 22.

533
00:31:11,726 --> 00:31:13,228
Moonwind, how are ya?

534
00:31:13,311 --> 00:31:14,979
On the brink of madness,
thanks for asking.

535
00:31:15,063 --> 00:31:16,147
Hey, got a request for you.

536
00:31:16,231 --> 00:31:18,650
Uh, yeah.
I'm trying to get back to my body.

537
00:31:18,733 --> 00:31:19,859
Can you help me?

538
00:31:19,943 --> 00:31:21,444
That's what we do.

539
00:31:21,528 --> 00:31:23,446
We are the mystics without borders.

540
00:31:23,530 --> 00:31:26,491
Devoted to helping the lost
souls of Earth find their way.

541
00:31:26,574 --> 00:31:28,409
I'm Moonwind Stardancer at
your service.

542
00:31:28,493 --> 00:31:30,745
That's Windstar Dreamermoon,
Dancerstar Windmoon,

543
00:31:30,828 --> 00:31:32,163
and that's Dreamerwind Dreamerdreamer.

544
00:31:32,247 --> 00:31:33,456
These weirdos are going
to help me get back?

545
00:31:33,540 --> 00:31:34,541
Just wait.

546
00:31:35,041 --> 00:31:37,293
Let's get this lost soul back home.

547
00:31:38,127 --> 00:31:39,921
Make a trade.

548
00:31:40,004 --> 00:31:41,923
Make a trade. Make a trade.

549
00:31:42,006 --> 00:31:43,007
Poor fellow.

550
00:31:43,424 --> 00:31:46,386
Some people just can't let go of
their own anxieties and obsessions,

551
00:31:46,469 --> 00:31:48,596
leaving them lost
and disconnected from life.

552
00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:50,515
And this is the result.

553
00:31:50,598 --> 00:31:52,392
Make a trade. Make a trade.

554
00:31:52,475 --> 00:31:54,227
Make a trade. Make a trade.

555
00:31:54,310 --> 00:31:56,187
Make a trade?

556
00:31:56,271 --> 00:31:58,022
Looks like another hedge fund manager.

557
00:31:58,106 --> 00:32:01,818
Now, to reconnect to your
earthly body.

558
00:32:05,738 --> 00:32:08,032
Whoa. That's me.

559
00:32:08,408 --> 00:32:09,450
Thank you.

560
00:32:14,205 --> 00:32:16,291
What am I doing with my life?

561
00:32:18,376 --> 00:32:21,588
I'm alive! I'm alive! Free yourselves!

562
00:32:21,671 --> 00:32:23,798
It's beautiful!

563
00:32:23,882 --> 00:32:26,092
Whoa. He got back just like that?

564
00:32:26,175 --> 00:32:28,761
So this is all I had to do
to get back to my body?

565
00:32:30,972 --> 00:32:33,308
Egads, Man!

566
00:32:33,391 --> 00:32:35,310
Joe, are you dead?

567
00:32:35,393 --> 00:32:37,770
No, no. Well, not yet.

568
00:32:37,854 --> 00:32:38,855
Can you help me get back?

569
00:32:38,938 --> 00:32:42,734
We've never connected an untethered
soul back to its body before.

570
00:32:42,817 --> 00:32:46,487
But perhaps if we travel to
a thin spot...

571
00:32:46,571 --> 00:32:47,655
Yes! All aboard!

572
00:32:47,989 --> 00:32:49,782
Anchors away!

573
00:32:59,125 --> 00:33:01,920
So if your souls are here,
where are your bodies?

574
00:33:02,003 --> 00:33:03,588
Well, on Earth, of course.

575
00:33:03,671 --> 00:33:05,423
My body is in a trance in Palawan.

576
00:33:05,506 --> 00:33:07,842
I'm playing the Saraswati
Veena in Tibet.

577
00:33:07,926 --> 00:33:10,386
I'm a shamanic healer meditating
in Berkeley, California.

578
00:33:10,470 --> 00:33:13,264
Mm hmm. And let me guess, you're
drumming, chanting, and meditating?

579
00:33:13,348 --> 00:33:14,891
Yes. Something like that.

580
00:33:18,645 --> 00:33:20,980
I'm in New York City,
on the corner of 14th and 7th.

581
00:33:21,147 --> 00:33:22,899
Oh, yeah, that's right up
from Tony Tony Tonios.

582
00:33:23,066 --> 00:33:24,400
Yes, precisely.

583
00:33:24,567 --> 00:33:26,778
And what about you?
I thought you hated Earth.

584
00:33:26,945 --> 00:33:28,154
Yeah, I'm not stuck with a body.

585
00:33:28,238 --> 00:33:29,822
So I can go wherever I want.

586
00:33:29,989 --> 00:33:31,449
I'm a nobody, get it?

587
00:33:31,616 --> 00:33:35,161
We mystics meet in this glorious
landscape every Tuesday.

588
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:43,294
So many of them. Sad.

589
00:33:43,461 --> 00:33:45,964
You know, lost souls are not
that different

590
00:33:46,047 --> 00:33:47,298
from those in the zone.

591
00:33:47,465 --> 00:33:49,551
What?
The zone is enjoyable,

592
00:33:49,717 --> 00:33:53,805
but when that joy becomes an obsession,
one becomes disconnected from life.

593
00:33:53,888 --> 00:33:54,889
Gotta find it.

594
00:33:54,973 --> 00:33:56,891
Gotta find it. Gotta find it.

595
00:33:57,976 --> 00:34:00,436
For a time, I was a lost soul myself.

596
00:34:00,603 --> 00:34:02,438
Really?
Tetris.

597
00:34:07,902 --> 00:34:09,028
There you are.

598
00:34:09,112 --> 00:34:11,155
We'll have you back in no time.

599
00:34:15,285 --> 00:34:17,203
Now, since you don't have
a connection to your body,

600
00:34:17,287 --> 00:34:21,457
you will have to tune back
into your physical surroundings.

601
00:34:24,460 --> 00:34:25,545
Close your eyes.

602
00:34:25,628 --> 00:34:28,631
Breathe into your crown chakra.

603
00:34:31,843 --> 00:34:33,553
Do we really need all this?

604
00:34:33,720 --> 00:34:35,555
Yes!

605
00:34:36,723 --> 00:34:38,892
Do you have a piano on board?
I could focus with that.

606
00:34:38,975 --> 00:34:41,311
No pianos, Joe. You must focus.

607
00:34:41,603 --> 00:34:43,479
Imagine silence.

608
00:34:43,563 --> 00:34:45,023
Shh.

609
00:34:45,940 --> 00:34:50,111
Now, concentrate on where
your body is.

610
00:34:50,278 --> 00:34:52,238
Listen for cues.

611
00:35:04,209 --> 00:35:06,169
That's it. You're doing it.

612
00:35:09,088 --> 00:35:10,882
No peeking.
Maintain your meditative state

613
00:35:10,965 --> 00:35:12,008
or you'll break the connection.

614
00:35:12,550 --> 00:35:17,513
Now, see if you can smell
and feel where your body is.

615
00:35:18,139 --> 00:35:21,476
I hear a heart monitor.

616
00:35:23,561 --> 00:35:26,773
I can smell hand sanitizer.

617
00:35:26,940 --> 00:35:29,484
Yes. Yes! Good.

618
00:35:29,567 --> 00:35:31,778
I think I can feel my feet.

619
00:35:32,403 --> 00:35:34,155
Hmm. I feel fur.

620
00:35:34,697 --> 00:35:36,241
Did you find a next of kin?

621
00:35:36,324 --> 00:35:38,535
I feel fur.

622
00:35:38,618 --> 00:35:39,661
Did you hear that?

623
00:35:39,744 --> 00:35:41,829
Oh, the therapy cat is working.

624
00:35:42,330 --> 00:35:44,624
Am I close? When can I jump in?

625
00:35:44,791 --> 00:35:46,167
Look! There I am.

626
00:35:46,709 --> 00:35:47,835
There I am.

627
00:35:47,919 --> 00:35:49,921
His heart rate is increasing.

628
00:35:50,004 --> 00:35:51,005
I'll get the doctor.

629
00:35:51,089 --> 00:35:52,298
Mr. Mittens, you stay right there.

630
00:35:52,382 --> 00:35:53,633
What are we waiting for?
No, Joe, don't rush this.

631
00:35:53,716 --> 00:35:55,593
It's not the right time.
No, it's my time.

632
00:35:55,677 --> 00:35:56,844
Wait, not me!

633
00:36:13,778 --> 00:36:17,031
I did it.
I did it! I'm back.

634
00:36:18,741 --> 00:36:19,784
What the...

635
00:36:21,411 --> 00:36:22,412
No.

636
00:36:23,705 --> 00:36:25,999
No. No. No.

637
00:36:26,165 --> 00:36:27,500
I'm in the cat?

638
00:36:27,667 --> 00:36:29,377
Wait a minute.
If I'm in here, then who...

639
00:36:29,460 --> 00:36:31,504
What?
You're in my body!

640
00:36:31,588 --> 00:36:33,715
You're in the cat?
Wait, wait, that's my body.

641
00:36:33,798 --> 00:36:36,551
I'm in a body! No!
Why are you in my body?

642
00:36:36,759 --> 00:36:38,386
I don't wanna be a cat.
I hate cats!

643
00:36:38,553 --> 00:36:39,637
Oh, it's disgusting.

644
00:36:39,721 --> 00:36:41,389
That Moonwind guy,
he messed this up.

645
00:36:42,348 --> 00:36:44,601
Doc, you gotta help me.
That's my body, but I'm trapped...

646
00:36:47,896 --> 00:36:49,647
Oh, no, they can't understand me.

647
00:36:49,731 --> 00:36:51,482
They think you're me.
You gotta try.

648
00:36:51,566 --> 00:36:53,985
Miss Doctor, we have a problem.

649
00:36:54,068 --> 00:36:56,529
I'm an unborn soul and I wanna
stay at the You Seminar.

650
00:36:56,613 --> 00:36:58,448
Yes, well, that drug doesn't
seem to be working at all.

651
00:36:58,531 --> 00:36:59,699
No, no, no, you don't understand.

652
00:36:59,782 --> 00:37:00,783
I'm not Mr. Gardner.
Shh!

653
00:37:00,867 --> 00:37:01,993
They're gonna think you're nuts.

654
00:37:02,076 --> 00:37:03,161
I mean, that I'm nuts.

655
00:37:03,244 --> 00:37:04,329
Oh, how did this happen?

656
00:37:04,412 --> 00:37:06,706
I fell into your body because
it doesn't have a soul.

657
00:37:06,789 --> 00:37:08,416
Then why am I in a cat?

658
00:37:08,499 --> 00:37:09,959
I don't know!

659
00:37:12,378 --> 00:37:14,672
Is there anyone we can call,
Mr. Gardner?

660
00:37:14,756 --> 00:37:16,299
A next of kin or friend?

661
00:37:16,466 --> 00:37:18,384
Tell her no.
Uh, no.

662
00:37:18,551 --> 00:37:19,719
Can you tell me what day it is?

663
00:37:19,886 --> 00:37:21,137
It's the worst day of my life.

664
00:37:21,221 --> 00:37:22,680
I don't wanna be here. I hate Earth.

665
00:37:22,847 --> 00:37:24,599
Tell you what.
We're going to keep you here

666
00:37:24,682 --> 00:37:26,392
for observation. Just for a bit.

667
00:37:26,559 --> 00:37:28,645
Perhaps our therapy cat can go
to his next appointment.

668
00:37:28,728 --> 00:37:29,979
Okay. Okay.

669
00:37:30,063 --> 00:37:32,065
You gotta talk to her.
Okay.

670
00:37:32,148 --> 00:37:34,567
Miss Doctor, this body's soul
is in this cat.

671
00:37:34,651 --> 00:37:35,652
Stop talking.

672
00:37:35,735 --> 00:37:37,028
So naturally,
he wants to stay close.

673
00:37:37,195 --> 00:37:39,322
Uh, keep the cat.
Just get some rest.

674
00:37:39,405 --> 00:37:40,573
A lot of it. Okay?

675
00:37:40,657 --> 00:37:42,784
I'll come get Mr. Mittens in
ten minutes.

676
00:37:43,284 --> 00:37:44,577
Ten minutes?
We gotta get outta here.

677
00:37:44,661 --> 00:37:47,539
No way! I am not moving!

678
00:37:47,705 --> 00:37:50,959
I can't believe I'm in a body
on this hellish planet.

679
00:37:51,125 --> 00:37:53,002
I have bendy meat sticks.

680
00:37:53,086 --> 00:37:55,922
I can feel myself feeling myself.

681
00:37:56,005 --> 00:37:58,132
Hey! Focus! Listen to me.

682
00:37:58,216 --> 00:37:59,884
We gotta get out of here
before they take me away.

683
00:38:00,051 --> 00:38:02,011
Take you away?
You're gonna leave me?

684
00:38:02,178 --> 00:38:03,763
No way! That's my body you're in.

685
00:38:03,846 --> 00:38:05,139
Okay, do you think you can walk?

686
00:38:05,306 --> 00:38:06,432
I don't know!

687
00:38:06,516 --> 00:38:09,018
I failed Body Test Drive,
like, 436 times.

688
00:38:09,185 --> 00:38:10,687
But will you try?

689
00:38:13,523 --> 00:38:16,484
Okay. Gotta find Moonwind,
he can fix this.

690
00:38:17,777 --> 00:38:19,404
I'm a cat. I can make this.

691
00:38:25,368 --> 00:38:27,370
Okay, come on, you're doing great.

692
00:38:27,453 --> 00:38:29,747
Keep going. Keep going.

693
00:38:29,831 --> 00:38:31,666
I'm just gonna rest here for
a minute.

694
00:38:31,749 --> 00:38:34,502
No, no, no, no. They'll be
back any minute. Come on.

695
00:38:34,669 --> 00:38:36,337
Okay!

696
00:38:48,057 --> 00:38:49,559
In here!

697
00:38:55,690 --> 00:38:57,233
Whoa.

698
00:38:58,568 --> 00:38:59,777
Okay, good.

699
00:39:00,945 --> 00:39:03,156
Now push the down button.

700
00:39:04,157 --> 00:39:06,409
Move your... Nope. Careful.

701
00:39:06,492 --> 00:39:07,660
Those fingers are my livelihood.

702
00:39:10,914 --> 00:39:11,915
Ugh.

703
00:39:11,998 --> 00:39:13,791
Now get in.

704
00:39:16,169 --> 00:39:17,420
Phew!

705
00:39:19,631 --> 00:39:20,632
Hmm.

706
00:39:23,009 --> 00:39:24,844
Hmm.

707
00:39:24,928 --> 00:39:26,387
Okay, what did Moonwind say?

708
00:39:26,471 --> 00:39:28,431
He said on the corner of 14th
and 7th.

709
00:39:28,514 --> 00:39:30,558
Yeah, that's Chelsea.
Near Jackson Square Park.

710
00:39:30,642 --> 00:39:32,310
Exactly. Wait.
How do you know all that?

711
00:39:32,393 --> 00:39:33,811
It's all in this stupid brain
of yours.

712
00:39:33,895 --> 00:39:35,396
Hey, hey, hey, stay outta there.

713
00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:37,232
Oh, relax. There's not much here.

714
00:39:37,398 --> 00:39:38,858
Jazz, jazz, more jazz.

715
00:39:38,942 --> 00:39:40,568
Oh, and someone named Lisa.
Who's that?

716
00:39:40,652 --> 00:39:41,694
Uh, never mind.

717
00:39:52,664 --> 00:39:54,082
I, um...

718
00:39:54,165 --> 00:39:55,375
It's all happening too fast,
you know.

719
00:39:55,458 --> 00:39:56,709
Let's just take a minute and, um...

720
00:39:56,793 --> 00:39:58,920
Come on, let's go.
They could be here any second.

721
00:40:09,889 --> 00:40:12,183
Don't worry, it's okay.
Just keep walking.

722
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:18,481
Aah!

723
00:40:18,565 --> 00:40:19,607
No, don't stop. What are you doing?

724
00:40:19,691 --> 00:40:20,692
This is New York City.

725
00:40:20,775 --> 00:40:23,278
You don't stop in the middle
of the street. Go, go, go.

726
00:40:28,658 --> 00:40:30,785
Oh, no. 22. 22!

727
00:40:32,245 --> 00:40:35,540
22. Oh, no. Oh, no. 22. 22.

728
00:40:35,707 --> 00:40:37,417
22! 22!

729
00:40:43,214 --> 00:40:45,675
22, I didn't know I had claws, okay?

730
00:40:45,842 --> 00:40:47,844
Look, I'm sorry.
But come on, let's go.

731
00:40:47,927 --> 00:40:48,928
No way.

732
00:40:49,012 --> 00:40:51,890
I am staying right here
until your stupid body dies.

733
00:40:52,056 --> 00:40:54,976
Which will happen any minute now
because your stomach is earthquaking.

734
00:41:08,907 --> 00:41:10,575
Yeah, this place is worse
than I thought.

735
00:41:10,658 --> 00:41:12,994
It's loud, and bright, and...

736
00:41:13,077 --> 00:41:15,163
Hmm.
What is that in my nose?

737
00:41:15,330 --> 00:41:16,915
That's smell.

738
00:41:16,998 --> 00:41:20,084
And if you think that's good,
just imagine what it tastes like.

739
00:41:20,501 --> 00:41:22,503
Hmm.

740
00:41:22,587 --> 00:41:23,630
Go on.

741
00:41:31,763 --> 00:41:34,432
It's so good!

742
00:41:35,475 --> 00:41:36,726
It's, uh...

743
00:41:36,809 --> 00:41:38,519
It's not horrible.

744
00:41:38,686 --> 00:41:40,772
Good. You can eat on the way.
Let's go.

745
00:41:41,981 --> 00:41:45,360
Or you just take a few minutes.
Sure.

746
00:41:48,071 --> 00:41:50,365
Hmm. Strange,
I don't feel so angry anymore.

747
00:41:50,532 --> 00:41:53,117
That's great. Ready to find Moonwind?

748
00:41:53,993 --> 00:41:54,994
Maybe.

749
00:41:55,161 --> 00:41:57,664
I'm telling you, Joe,
it's pronounced yee-row.

750
00:41:57,747 --> 00:42:00,208
Yeah, but in New York,
we call them gyros. It's Greek.

751
00:42:00,291 --> 00:42:01,876
No, I got in a fight
with Archimedes about this.

752
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:02,961
He said it's...

753
00:42:03,044 --> 00:42:04,504
Yee-row.
Yo-yo.

754
00:42:04,587 --> 00:42:05,797
Yee-row.
YOLO.

755
00:42:05,880 --> 00:42:06,881
Yee-row.
Sergio?

756
00:42:06,965 --> 00:42:07,966
Yee-row!

757
00:42:08,591 --> 00:42:09,759
I miss that guy.

758
00:42:09,926 --> 00:42:11,553
This is 14th and 7th.

759
00:42:13,346 --> 00:42:14,639
That's gotta be him.

760
00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:19,310
Moonwind, you gotta help me.

761
00:42:22,188 --> 00:42:23,982
Joe! You made it into your body.

762
00:42:24,148 --> 00:42:25,233
No, he didn't.

763
00:42:25,316 --> 00:42:27,026
That is my body.

764
00:42:27,193 --> 00:42:28,778
You're in a cat?

765
00:42:28,945 --> 00:42:30,113
That's marvelous!

766
00:42:30,196 --> 00:42:31,406
Hey, Moonwimp!

767
00:42:31,489 --> 00:42:33,575
That sign won't spin by itself,
hear me?

768
00:42:33,741 --> 00:42:36,828
But, Marge, look!
I put this man's soul in a cat.

769
00:42:36,995 --> 00:42:38,329
Who cares? And you!

770
00:42:38,496 --> 00:42:41,374
We only have room for
one weirdo here, so, scram!

771
00:42:41,541 --> 00:42:42,709
Get back to work!

772
00:42:42,876 --> 00:42:44,294
No one understands my art.

773
00:42:44,377 --> 00:42:45,378
Moonwind, listen,

774
00:42:45,461 --> 00:42:48,047
I gotta get out of here and
back in there.

775
00:42:48,214 --> 00:42:49,215
Well, we'll have to perform

776
00:42:49,299 --> 00:42:51,175
an old fashioned astral
transmigration displacement.

777
00:42:51,259 --> 00:42:52,468
A what?
It's simply a way

778
00:42:52,552 --> 00:42:53,970
to get your souls back where
they belong.

779
00:42:54,053 --> 00:42:55,597
And it's a glorious ritual, indeed,

780
00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:58,433
full of chanting, dancing,
and best of all, bongos.

781
00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:01,769
I need to be at The Half Note by 7:00,
so this needs to happen right now.

782
00:43:01,853 --> 00:43:03,438
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Not so fast.

783
00:43:03,605 --> 00:43:05,815
You must wait for another
thin spot

784
00:43:05,899 --> 00:43:07,775
to open between Earth
and the astral plane.

785
00:43:07,942 --> 00:43:09,110
And that won't occur

786
00:43:09,194 --> 00:43:11,654
until Orcus moves
into the house of Gemini.

787
00:43:11,821 --> 00:43:12,822
When is that?

788
00:43:12,906 --> 00:43:14,574
Well, the government calls it 6:30.

789
00:43:14,657 --> 00:43:15,742
Look, I'll meet you at
The Half Note.

790
00:43:15,825 --> 00:43:16,826
6:30? You serious?

791
00:43:16,910 --> 00:43:18,203
I'll gather all the necessary provisions...

792
00:43:18,286 --> 00:43:20,872
I said, get out of here! Go!

793
00:43:20,955 --> 00:43:22,290
See you at The Half Note at 6:30!

794
00:43:22,373 --> 00:43:23,541
I'll take care of everything!

795
00:43:23,625 --> 00:43:25,501
And stay away!

796
00:43:33,509 --> 00:43:35,511
Sure are a lot of Garcias in here.

797
00:43:38,514 --> 00:43:40,683
You're out there somewhere,
Little Soul,

798
00:43:40,767 --> 00:43:42,936
and I'm gonna find ya.

799
00:43:43,353 --> 00:43:45,355
All right, this is the last snack.

800
00:43:45,438 --> 00:43:47,440
I can barely fit into my
pants as it is.

801
00:43:47,607 --> 00:43:49,400
6:30 is cutting it close. Too close.

802
00:43:49,484 --> 00:43:52,278
We gotta get back to my place
and get you cleaned up and...

803
00:43:52,362 --> 00:43:54,656
Ahh!

804
00:43:54,739 --> 00:43:57,033
We gotta hail a cab.
Hold your hand out.

805
00:43:57,200 --> 00:43:58,576
Hold it up and out.

806
00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:01,996
Man, this would be hard even if
I wasn't wearing a hospital gown.

807
00:44:04,582 --> 00:44:06,501
Go, go, go! Just run to that one.

808
00:44:12,632 --> 00:44:14,801
Is that Teach?

809
00:44:14,884 --> 00:44:16,511
Mm, pepperoni.

810
00:44:30,692 --> 00:44:32,110
Aah, Dorothea Williams saw me.

811
00:44:32,193 --> 00:44:34,237
What am I gonna do?
She's gonna think I'm crazy.

812
00:44:34,404 --> 00:44:35,572
Maybe you should call her up

813
00:44:35,655 --> 00:44:37,365
and tell her that we're not crazy.

814
00:44:37,532 --> 00:44:40,743
I've only been a person for an hour,
and even I know that's a bad idea.

815
00:44:41,578 --> 00:44:44,455
I just gotta get back in my body
and really bring it tonight.

816
00:44:44,622 --> 00:44:47,250
How come this part is stinky
but this part smells fine?

817
00:44:47,417 --> 00:44:49,794
Never mind.
Just put those pants on.

818
00:44:49,961 --> 00:44:51,170
Sheesh, I can't believe I've been

819
00:44:51,254 --> 00:44:52,505
walking around in this city
with no pants on.

820
00:44:52,589 --> 00:44:54,090
I don't even wanna be here, remember?

821
00:44:54,173 --> 00:44:55,633
I don't want you here either.
I just...

822
00:44:55,717 --> 00:44:57,927
I just wanna get back to my body,

823
00:44:58,094 --> 00:45:01,222
then get back to the... Club.

824
00:45:01,306 --> 00:45:02,849
What's the matter with you?

825
00:45:02,932 --> 00:45:05,894
Uh... I don't know.
It's the sun. It's just so...

826
00:45:07,562 --> 00:45:08,563
My phone!

827
00:45:08,646 --> 00:45:10,190
Um... Okay, your clothes
are rumbling again.

828
00:45:11,608 --> 00:45:13,735
Curley! Uh... No, no.

829
00:45:18,907 --> 00:45:19,949
Oops.

830
00:45:24,495 --> 00:45:27,290
Hey, Mr. G, it's Curley.
Um...

831
00:45:27,373 --> 00:45:28,583
I hope you're doin' okay.

832
00:45:28,750 --> 00:45:32,462
Dorothea freaked out when she saw you,
and she called this other guy, Robert.

833
00:45:32,629 --> 00:45:34,047
He's got the gig now. I'm sorry.

834
00:45:34,130 --> 00:45:35,632
No, no, no.

835
00:45:35,715 --> 00:45:36,716
Look, honestly,

836
00:45:36,799 --> 00:45:39,510
your class was the only reason
I went to school at all.

837
00:45:39,677 --> 00:45:41,262
Like, I owe you a lot.

838
00:45:41,346 --> 00:45:42,472
So, here's the plan.

839
00:45:42,555 --> 00:45:44,098
Clean yourself up,
put on a killer suit,

840
00:45:44,182 --> 00:45:45,808
and get to the club early.

841
00:45:45,975 --> 00:45:47,852
I'm gonna try and talk to her.

842
00:45:48,019 --> 00:45:50,939
Just make sure you show up looking
like a million bucks, all right?

843
00:45:51,481 --> 00:45:53,358
I hope I see you, Man.
All right. Peace.

844
00:45:53,441 --> 00:45:55,318
Oh! I can get the gig back, 22.

845
00:45:55,401 --> 00:45:56,694
I need your help. I have a suit.

846
00:45:57,028 --> 00:45:58,154
I'm gonna need you to try it on.

847
00:45:58,238 --> 00:45:59,239
No, no, no.

848
00:45:59,322 --> 00:46:00,907
And then I can line
my hair up a little bit,

849
00:46:00,990 --> 00:46:03,201
and I can...
Nope. No way, no how.

850
00:46:03,368 --> 00:46:04,494
22!

851
00:46:08,081 --> 00:46:09,624
Mr. Gardner?
Ah!

852
00:46:09,707 --> 00:46:11,167
It's Connie.
She's here for her lesson.

853
00:46:11,251 --> 00:46:12,961
What do I do?
I can hear you!

854
00:46:13,127 --> 00:46:14,629
Just tell her that you can't
do it today.

855
00:46:15,380 --> 00:46:16,381
Hi, Connie.

856
00:46:16,464 --> 00:46:17,549
Sorry, but Joe can't do it today.

857
00:46:17,632 --> 00:46:18,758
You're Joe!
I mean, me.

858
00:46:18,841 --> 00:46:20,009
Me can't do it today.

859
00:46:20,093 --> 00:46:21,719
Good. Now let's go
check out that suit.

860
00:46:21,803 --> 00:46:23,888
I came to tell you that I quit.

861
00:46:24,055 --> 00:46:25,056
Quit?

862
00:46:25,139 --> 00:46:27,100
We don't have time for this.
The suit is in the closet.

863
00:46:27,183 --> 00:46:29,978
Band is a stupid waste of time.

864
00:46:30,144 --> 00:46:31,271
This kid is talking sense.

865
00:46:31,437 --> 00:46:32,438
What are you doing?

866
00:46:35,275 --> 00:46:37,527
Here, I quit. I think jazz is pointless.

867
00:46:37,610 --> 00:46:39,737
Oh, yeah, jazz is definitely pointless.

868
00:46:39,821 --> 00:46:40,822
Hey!

869
00:46:40,905 --> 00:46:42,949
In fact,
all of school is a waste of time.

870
00:46:44,784 --> 00:46:47,412
Of course. Like my mentor,
George Orwell, used to say,

871
00:46:47,495 --> 00:46:48,746
"State sponsored education

872
00:46:48,830 --> 00:46:51,374
"is like the rattling of a
stick inside a swill bucket."

873
00:46:51,457 --> 00:46:52,584
Yeah!

874
00:46:52,750 --> 00:46:54,836
The ruling class's core
curriculum stifles dissent.

875
00:46:54,919 --> 00:46:56,254
It's the oldest trick in the book.

876
00:46:56,337 --> 00:46:57,338
What are you talkin' about?

877
00:46:57,422 --> 00:46:58,464
She doesn't care about any of that.

878
00:46:58,548 --> 00:47:00,466
I've been saying that
since the third grade.

879
00:47:00,550 --> 00:47:02,468
You know, you seem really smart.

880
00:47:02,635 --> 00:47:04,512
What is your position on pizza?

881
00:47:04,596 --> 00:47:07,140
Uh, I like it?
Me, too!

882
00:47:07,223 --> 00:47:09,183
What are you doing?

883
00:47:09,267 --> 00:47:10,810
I'd rather hang with Connie.

884
00:47:11,311 --> 00:47:13,021
What? Come back here!
You open this...

885
00:47:15,315 --> 00:47:17,775
Um, I think your cat wants to
get out.

886
00:47:17,859 --> 00:47:19,152
Ugh, he thinks he knows everything.

887
00:47:19,319 --> 00:47:21,112
22! Don't you walk away from me.

888
00:47:21,196 --> 00:47:22,197
Come here right now.

889
00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:24,157
I'm gonna go in and I'mma
scratch up the sofa.

890
00:47:24,324 --> 00:47:25,575
Oh, wait a minute, that's my sofa.

891
00:47:25,742 --> 00:47:27,285
You really got things figured
out, Connie.

892
00:47:27,368 --> 00:47:30,455
I'd better give this back.
It belongs to the school.

893
00:47:30,538 --> 00:47:31,581
Sure.

894
00:47:31,664 --> 00:47:33,082
You know, I really am glad
there's someone else

895
00:47:33,166 --> 00:47:34,709
who sees how ridiculous this
place is.

896
00:47:34,792 --> 00:47:36,377
You're right to quit.
I learned about quitting...

897
00:47:36,461 --> 00:47:37,587
You know what, Mr. G?

898
00:47:37,670 --> 00:47:39,297
I was practicing this one
thing yesterday

899
00:47:39,380 --> 00:47:42,967
and maybe you can listen to it
and tell me to quit after, okay?

900
00:47:46,221 --> 00:47:48,014
Uh, okay.

901
00:48:18,670 --> 00:48:21,673
Wow. You really love this.

902
00:48:22,507 --> 00:48:23,716
Yeah.

903
00:48:24,509 --> 00:48:27,345
So, maybe I'd better stick
with it?

904
00:48:27,845 --> 00:48:28,930
Yeah.

905
00:48:29,305 --> 00:48:30,515
Bye, Mr. G.

906
00:48:30,598 --> 00:48:32,016
See you next week!

907
00:48:32,183 --> 00:48:33,560
22!

908
00:48:34,602 --> 00:48:37,063
So, Connie came here to quit,

909
00:48:37,146 --> 00:48:38,147
but then she didn't.

910
00:48:38,231 --> 00:48:39,649
22, forget about that. Listen.

911
00:48:39,732 --> 00:48:41,734
I need to know this, Joe.
Why didn't she quit?

912
00:48:41,901 --> 00:48:42,986
Because she loves to play.

913
00:48:43,069 --> 00:48:46,573
She might say she hates everything,
but trombone is her thing.

914
00:48:46,739 --> 00:48:47,907
She's good at it.

915
00:48:47,991 --> 00:48:50,326
Maybe trombone is her spark,
I don't know.

916
00:48:50,493 --> 00:48:54,038
Please. If I'm gonna get this
gig back, I need your help.

917
00:48:54,706 --> 00:48:55,707
Okay.

918
00:48:56,082 --> 00:48:57,083
Really?

919
00:48:57,166 --> 00:49:00,211
I'll help you,
but I wanna try a few things.

920
00:49:00,295 --> 00:49:01,421
'Cause I don't know,

921
00:49:01,504 --> 00:49:04,757
some of it's not as boring
as it is at the You Seminar,

922
00:49:04,924 --> 00:49:06,843
and if Connie can find
something she loves here,

923
00:49:06,926 --> 00:49:08,261
maybe I can, too.

924
00:49:08,344 --> 00:49:10,847
Great!
So, what do we do first?

925
00:49:14,225 --> 00:49:15,810
This water hurts!
It's okay.

926
00:49:15,894 --> 00:49:17,520
You just have to turn the
other knob.

927
00:49:17,604 --> 00:49:18,688
Oh, okay, that's better.

928
00:49:18,771 --> 00:49:19,939
And I wouldn't be mad

929
00:49:20,023 --> 00:49:22,108
if you put a little lotion
on me when you're done.

930
00:49:26,905 --> 00:49:28,698
I washed your butt for you.

931
00:49:29,949 --> 00:49:31,826
Ah! Spicy! Spicy!

932
00:49:37,832 --> 00:49:40,001
You five will be insecure.

933
00:49:40,168 --> 00:49:42,795
And you 12 will be self absorbed.

934
00:49:42,962 --> 00:49:45,465
We really should stop sending
so many through that pavilion.

935
00:49:45,632 --> 00:49:46,633
Found him!

936
00:49:46,716 --> 00:49:47,717
See that, everybody?

937
00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:49,135
Who figured out why the
count's off?

938
00:49:49,219 --> 00:49:50,220
That's right, Terry did.

939
00:49:50,303 --> 00:49:51,346
It's Terrytime.

940
00:49:51,512 --> 00:49:53,765
Wow. Nice work.
Well, who is it?

941
00:49:53,932 --> 00:49:55,350
Right.

942
00:49:55,433 --> 00:49:58,228
Uh... Joe Gardner is his name.

943
00:49:58,394 --> 00:50:00,313
Looks like he's back down on Earth.

944
00:50:00,396 --> 00:50:01,397
That's not good.

945
00:50:01,481 --> 00:50:02,982
That... That's the mentor
we set up with 22.

946
00:50:03,149 --> 00:50:05,443
All right, all right.
Easy on the hysterics.

947
00:50:05,610 --> 00:50:08,404
Terry's got this under control.
I'll handle it.

948
00:50:08,488 --> 00:50:09,489
How?

949
00:50:09,572 --> 00:50:10,573
I'll go down there and get him.

950
00:50:10,657 --> 00:50:11,991
Set the count right, lickety split.

951
00:50:12,075 --> 00:50:14,035
Okay, whoa.
Are you sure that's a good idea?

952
00:50:14,118 --> 00:50:16,371
Look, you all are the ones
who beefed it.

953
00:50:16,454 --> 00:50:17,997
I'm trying to un-beef it.

954
00:50:18,498 --> 00:50:19,999
But you cannot be seen.

955
00:50:20,166 --> 00:50:21,376
By anyone.

956
00:50:21,459 --> 00:50:24,546
Don't worry. I'll make sure
no one else sees me.

957
00:50:24,712 --> 00:50:27,674
I'll move among the shadows,
like a ninja.

958
00:50:27,840 --> 00:50:30,176
Please, just do it quickly
and quietly.

959
00:50:30,343 --> 00:50:33,263
And also quickly.
And quietly as well.

960
00:50:36,849 --> 00:50:39,852
This won't be a disaster,
that's for sure.

961
00:50:40,853 --> 00:50:44,399
Mm. Trusty old brown suit.
Still a perfect fit.

962
00:50:44,566 --> 00:50:46,568
It's a little tight in the
back here part.

963
00:50:46,734 --> 00:50:48,528
It'll loosen. Sit down.

964
00:50:49,946 --> 00:50:50,947
I'm a cat.

965
00:50:52,240 --> 00:50:53,283
I'll do it.

966
00:50:53,366 --> 00:50:54,492
You couldn't call an elevator, remember?

967
00:50:54,576 --> 00:50:57,787
No way. I just need to line me up.
Now be still.

968
00:51:00,623 --> 00:51:02,876
Uh, it's like a little tiny chainsaw.

969
00:51:03,042 --> 00:51:05,211
Don't move.
I'm not moving. You're moving.

970
00:51:13,845 --> 00:51:15,179
Oh, no!

971
00:51:15,263 --> 00:51:16,389
Don't worry, I'm okay.

972
00:51:16,472 --> 00:51:19,350
Oh, no, no, no! My hair!
My hair is not okay!

973
00:51:19,434 --> 00:51:20,768
This is a disaster!

974
00:51:21,185 --> 00:51:22,937
We gotta fix this. Right now.

975
00:51:23,104 --> 00:51:25,356
Okay. How?
We gotta go see Dez.

976
00:51:25,523 --> 00:51:27,442
Great. Who's Dez?

977
00:51:27,609 --> 00:51:28,943
Yo, Ian, Man, how you get

978
00:51:29,027 --> 00:51:30,486
that big peanut head?
What happened to you?

979
00:51:30,653 --> 00:51:33,531
Man, shut up, Man.
You know I'm sensitive about that.

980
00:51:33,698 --> 00:51:35,074
Dez is the guy in the back.

981
00:51:35,158 --> 00:51:36,201
He can fix this.

982
00:51:36,367 --> 00:51:37,702
Talk about havin' a spark.

983
00:51:37,785 --> 00:51:39,329
This guy was born to be a barber.

984
00:51:39,537 --> 00:51:42,123
But I can't pass for you
in front of all your friends.

985
00:51:42,290 --> 00:51:43,833
Dez is the only one that
I talk to.

986
00:51:43,917 --> 00:51:45,335
We usually talk about jazz,

987
00:51:45,501 --> 00:51:48,296
but this time, just sit there,
get the cut, and get out.

988
00:51:48,379 --> 00:51:50,548
(Indistinct)

989
00:51:51,966 --> 00:51:53,843
Hey, Joe. What are you
doing here on a weekday?

990
00:51:53,927 --> 00:51:56,054
You didn't call for an appointment, Man.
It's gonna be a while.

991
00:51:56,429 --> 00:51:58,973
Ah, I was afraid of this.
Go ahead and sit down.

992
00:51:59,432 --> 00:52:01,017
Oh, my Lord.

993
00:52:01,100 --> 00:52:02,435
You gotta wait, Son.
This is an emergency.

994
00:52:02,602 --> 00:52:03,895
What? That ain't cool, Dez.

995
00:52:04,062 --> 00:52:05,355
You could always let Harold
cut your hair.

996
00:52:05,438 --> 00:52:06,814
His chair's wide open.

997
00:52:07,315 --> 00:52:08,900
Nah. I can wait.

998
00:52:09,067 --> 00:52:11,236
Joe, get your butt in this
chair now.

999
00:52:14,030 --> 00:52:15,573
Should I even ask you how
this happened?

1000
00:52:15,740 --> 00:52:17,492
The cat did it.
Stop sounding insane.

1001
00:52:17,659 --> 00:52:19,619
I mean, um, I was distracted

1002
00:52:19,702 --> 00:52:21,454
getting ready to play with
Dorothea Williams tonight.

1003
00:52:21,621 --> 00:52:24,082
Dorothea Williams?
That's big time, Joe.

1004
00:52:24,165 --> 00:52:26,042
Congratulations!

1005
00:52:26,209 --> 00:52:28,044
Joe ain't getting no gig, Dez.

1006
00:52:28,127 --> 00:52:30,338
You know he Mr. Close But No Cigar.

1007
00:52:30,421 --> 00:52:31,631
This guy.

1008
00:52:31,714 --> 00:52:33,591
Joe, ignore him.
Now let's fix you up.

1009
00:52:33,967 --> 00:52:35,176
You keeping that cat on your lap?

1010
00:52:35,343 --> 00:52:36,553
Is it okay that I do that?

1011
00:52:36,719 --> 00:52:38,805
Suit yourself. You're the boss.

1012
00:52:39,347 --> 00:52:40,682
I am?
When you're in this chair,

1013
00:52:40,765 --> 00:52:41,849
yeah, you are.

1014
00:52:42,058 --> 00:52:43,893
So can I have one of those?

1015
00:52:45,186 --> 00:52:46,688
Uh... Sure, Joe.

1016
00:52:49,482 --> 00:52:50,692
Cool.

1017
00:52:52,735 --> 00:52:54,863
Mmm. I like being in the chair.

1018
00:52:55,029 --> 00:52:56,322
Hey, get your head in the game.

1019
00:52:56,406 --> 00:52:57,490
Little chainsaw.

1020
00:52:57,574 --> 00:52:59,075
You need to settle down.
If you keep this...

1021
00:53:01,619 --> 00:53:03,162
Look, I can deal with some
freaky stuff,

1022
00:53:03,329 --> 00:53:04,747
but if this cat don't chill,

1023
00:53:04,831 --> 00:53:06,207
we're gonna have to put it outside.

1024
00:53:06,374 --> 00:53:08,334
Well, what's it gonna be, Kitty?

1025
00:53:08,877 --> 00:53:10,086
Meow.

1026
00:53:10,253 --> 00:53:11,880
Sometimes, change is good.

1027
00:53:11,963 --> 00:53:14,132
You have been rocking
that same style for a while.

1028
00:53:14,299 --> 00:53:17,385
Well, Dez, for hundreds of years,
I've had no style at all.

1029
00:53:17,552 --> 00:53:19,929
You can say that again.

1030
00:53:20,889 --> 00:53:22,390
Mmm. But then my life changed.

1031
00:53:22,557 --> 00:53:23,600
Oh, yeah? What happened?

1032
00:53:23,766 --> 00:53:25,810
I was existing as a
theoretical construct

1033
00:53:25,894 --> 00:53:27,270
in a hypothetical way station

1034
00:53:27,437 --> 00:53:28,479
between life and death.

1035
00:53:28,646 --> 00:53:29,647
I heard that.

1036
00:53:30,315 --> 00:53:32,942
And by the time
I got to mentor number 266,

1037
00:53:33,109 --> 00:53:36,112
I was seriously asking, like,
what is all the fuss about?

1038
00:53:36,279 --> 00:53:39,365
Like, is all this living
really worth dying for?

1039
00:53:39,449 --> 00:53:41,075
You know what I mean?

1040
00:53:42,285 --> 00:53:45,580
I never knew you had such an
interesting education, Joe.

1041
00:53:45,747 --> 00:53:47,582
I just thought you went to
music school.

1042
00:53:47,749 --> 00:53:50,543
And another thing, they say
you're born to do something,

1043
00:53:50,710 --> 00:53:52,253
but how do you figure out
what that thing is?

1044
00:53:52,420 --> 00:53:54,339
I mean, what if you pick up
the wrong thing?

1045
00:53:54,422 --> 00:53:55,757
Or somebody else's thing, you know?

1046
00:53:55,924 --> 00:53:57,634
Then you're stuck.
Been there before.

1047
00:53:57,926 --> 00:53:59,177
I'll take one of those.

1048
00:53:59,344 --> 00:54:00,845
I wouldn't call myself stuck,

1049
00:54:00,929 --> 00:54:02,889
but I never planned on
cuttin' heads for a livin'.

1050
00:54:03,056 --> 00:54:05,808
Wait, but you were born to be
a barber, weren't you?

1051
00:54:05,975 --> 00:54:07,310
I wanted to be a veterinarian.

1052
00:54:07,936 --> 00:54:09,896
So, why didn't you do that?

1053
00:54:10,104 --> 00:54:12,190
I was plannin' to
when I got out of the Navy.

1054
00:54:12,357 --> 00:54:14,192
Then my daughter got sick,

1055
00:54:14,275 --> 00:54:15,735
and barber school is a lot cheaper

1056
00:54:15,818 --> 00:54:16,819
than veterinarian school.

1057
00:54:16,903 --> 00:54:17,946
Well, that's too bad.

1058
00:54:18,029 --> 00:54:19,864
You're stuck as a barber
and now you're unhappy.

1059
00:54:19,948 --> 00:54:21,741
Whoa, whoa,
slow your roll there, Joe.

1060
00:54:21,824 --> 00:54:23,159
I'm happy as a clam, My Man.

1061
00:54:23,326 --> 00:54:26,287
Not everyone can be Charles Drew
inventing blood transfusions.

1062
00:54:26,454 --> 00:54:28,581
Or me, playing piano
with Dorothea Williams.

1063
00:54:28,665 --> 00:54:29,666
I know.

1064
00:54:29,749 --> 00:54:31,292
You are not all that.

1065
00:54:31,376 --> 00:54:32,961
Anyone could play in a band
if they wanted to.

1066
00:54:33,294 --> 00:54:34,337
Don't pay Paul any mind.

1067
00:54:34,504 --> 00:54:36,464
People like him just bring
other people down

1068
00:54:36,548 --> 00:54:38,341
so they can make themselves
feel better.

1069
00:54:38,424 --> 00:54:40,009
Oh, I get it.

1070
00:54:40,176 --> 00:54:43,096
He's just criticizing me to cover up
the pain of his own failed dreams.

1071
00:54:45,139 --> 00:54:46,849
You cut deep, Joe.

1072
00:54:47,183 --> 00:54:50,186
I wonder why sitting in this chair
makes me want to tell you things, Dez.

1073
00:54:50,353 --> 00:54:53,565
That's the magic of the chair.
That's why I love this job.

1074
00:54:53,731 --> 00:54:55,984
I get to meet interesting
folks like you,

1075
00:54:56,067 --> 00:54:59,195
make them happy,
and make them handsome.

1076
00:54:59,362 --> 00:55:01,781
Wow! Am I crazy or do I look younger?

1077
00:55:01,948 --> 00:55:04,033
I may not have invented
blood transfusions,

1078
00:55:04,117 --> 00:55:07,620
but I am most definitely
savin' lives.

1079
00:55:08,162 --> 00:55:10,915
I don't know about
this crazy cat guy thing, Man,

1080
00:55:11,082 --> 00:55:15,003
but it is nice to finally talk to you
about something other than jazz, Joe.

1081
00:55:15,086 --> 00:55:18,172
Huh. How come we, um, never
talked about your life before?

1082
00:55:18,339 --> 00:55:19,716
You never asked.

1083
00:55:19,799 --> 00:55:21,259
But I'm glad you did this time.

1084
00:55:21,426 --> 00:55:23,428
Looking good, brother.
Have a great show.

1085
00:55:23,678 --> 00:55:26,222
I grabbed a couple of road lollies.

1086
00:55:31,603 --> 00:55:33,646
Dr. Charma, call 3-1-6-2.

1087
00:55:37,108 --> 00:55:38,401
Mm.

1088
00:55:40,778 --> 00:55:41,946
Mm hmm.

1089
00:55:50,205 --> 00:55:51,206
Mm.

1090
00:55:55,835 --> 00:55:57,128
Oh.

1091
00:55:59,214 --> 00:56:01,507
Julia Child didn't succeed
till she was 49.

1092
00:56:01,674 --> 00:56:03,593
Hey, Paul. Here, have a lollipop.

1093
00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:05,678
Oh, yeah, thanks. Thanks, Man.

1094
00:56:05,845 --> 00:56:07,180
There you are.

1095
00:56:08,264 --> 00:56:09,933
No hard feelings, right? All right.

1096
00:56:10,016 --> 00:56:11,017
Just friends.

1097
00:56:11,100 --> 00:56:12,310
Just friends goofing on each other.
All right.

1098
00:56:12,936 --> 00:56:14,312
Okay. Goodbye, Paul.

1099
00:56:15,063 --> 00:56:16,147
Come to Terry.

1100
00:56:17,690 --> 00:56:18,816
Gotcha!

1101
00:56:19,984 --> 00:56:21,444
Thought you could cheat the universe?

1102
00:56:21,528 --> 00:56:22,529
Well, you thought wrong.

1103
00:56:22,612 --> 00:56:24,906
I'm the accountant,
and I'm here to bring you in...

1104
00:56:24,989 --> 00:56:27,575
Oh, whoa... You're not Joe Gardner.

1105
00:56:28,826 --> 00:56:29,911
My mistake.

1106
00:56:29,994 --> 00:56:33,039
We'll just get you back into
your meat suit.

1107
00:56:34,499 --> 00:56:35,833
There you go.

1108
00:56:35,917 --> 00:56:37,418
No harm, no foul.

1109
00:56:38,211 --> 00:56:40,380
Oh, boy. Look, uh, Fella,

1110
00:56:40,547 --> 00:56:41,839
I'm thinking there's no reason

1111
00:56:41,923 --> 00:56:44,008
we can't keep this little
incident between us, eh?

1112
00:56:44,175 --> 00:56:46,678
Mistakes happen.
And, uh, it's not your time.

1113
00:56:46,844 --> 00:56:48,179
Unless you keep eating

1114
00:56:48,263 --> 00:56:50,807
those processed foods, am I right?

1115
00:56:53,935 --> 00:56:56,938
But seriously, stay away
from those processed foods.

1116
00:57:01,693 --> 00:57:03,152
You know what,
you did all right back there.

1117
00:57:03,236 --> 00:57:04,487
How did you know how to deal
with Paul?

1118
00:57:04,654 --> 00:57:06,281
I didn't. I just let out the me.

1119
00:57:06,447 --> 00:57:09,659
Hey, like you said about jazz.
I was jazzing.

1120
00:57:09,742 --> 00:57:11,870
First of all,
"Jazzing" is not a word.

1121
00:57:12,036 --> 00:57:15,331
And second, music and life
operate by very different rules.

1122
00:57:15,498 --> 00:57:16,624
It says take one.

1123
00:57:16,791 --> 00:57:19,168
Don't... Or do. Okay. Fine.

1124
00:57:19,335 --> 00:57:20,670
"Man with a van."

1125
00:57:20,753 --> 00:57:22,422
I got a few in case we need a
lot of vans.

1126
00:57:23,006 --> 00:57:24,507
Uh huh.
Now, let's get back to the plan.

1127
00:57:24,674 --> 00:57:27,135
We go to The Half Note
and wait there for Moonwind.

1128
00:57:27,302 --> 00:57:28,636
It's around 4:00 p.m. now...

1129
00:57:30,471 --> 00:57:31,472
You know what?

1130
00:57:31,556 --> 00:57:32,807
You are really getting good
at using those legs.

1131
00:57:32,891 --> 00:57:34,809
Why don't you try runnin'?

1132
00:57:34,893 --> 00:57:37,478
Hey! I made a song. I'm jazzing.

1133
00:57:37,562 --> 00:57:39,731
Okay, enough of the jazzing
and everything like that.

1134
00:57:39,814 --> 00:57:41,274
We need to get somewhere.
Now, I...

1135
00:57:41,357 --> 00:57:43,776
That tickles.
Uh, what are you doing?

1136
00:57:50,867 --> 00:57:52,410
Whoops. I got it.

1137
00:57:55,747 --> 00:57:56,831
Would you hurry up?

1138
00:57:56,998 --> 00:57:58,166
Okay.

1139
00:57:59,918 --> 00:58:01,920
You were right.
These pants are loosening.

1140
00:58:02,003 --> 00:58:03,755
Oh, no, no, no.

1141
00:58:03,838 --> 00:58:05,089
Don't let people see your butt!

1142
00:58:05,173 --> 00:58:07,300
It's your butt.
It doesn't matter whose butt...

1143
00:58:07,383 --> 00:58:09,093
Take off the jacket.
Tie it around your waist.

1144
00:58:09,260 --> 00:58:11,012
Quick! Cover the butt!

1145
00:58:11,179 --> 00:58:12,513
What are we gonna do?

1146
00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:14,390
I can't find a tailor this late...

1147
00:58:15,558 --> 00:58:17,143
Oh, no.
We're gonna have to go to Mom's.

1148
00:58:17,227 --> 00:58:18,228
Okay.

1149
00:58:18,311 --> 00:58:19,395
No, no, no, you don't understand.

1150
00:58:19,479 --> 00:58:20,522
Mom doesn't know about this gig.

1151
00:58:20,605 --> 00:58:21,606
And she's not gonna like it.

1152
00:58:21,689 --> 00:58:22,690
Okay.

1153
00:58:22,774 --> 00:58:23,816
We don't have any other choice.

1154
00:58:23,900 --> 00:58:24,901
Okay.

1155
00:58:24,984 --> 00:58:26,569
She's the only one that can
fix this.

1156
00:58:26,736 --> 00:58:28,238
Okay.
Stop saying "Okay"!

1157
00:58:28,404 --> 00:58:30,406
We gotta catch the subway across town.
Come on.

1158
00:58:30,573 --> 00:58:32,534
Okay... Got it.

1159
00:58:34,118 --> 00:58:36,204
My mom doesn't know
anything about the gig,

1160
00:58:36,287 --> 00:58:37,622
and I wanna keep it that way, okay?

1161
00:58:37,789 --> 00:58:39,165
Right, because she thinks
you're a failure.

1162
00:58:39,249 --> 00:58:40,542
What?
I didn't say that.

1163
00:58:40,625 --> 00:58:41,876
You did. Up here.

1164
00:58:42,043 --> 00:58:44,379
Uh, look, my mom has her own
definition of what success is,

1165
00:58:44,546 --> 00:58:46,798
and being a professional
musician isn't it.

1166
00:58:46,965 --> 00:58:51,970
So, let me see, I need the suit fixed
for a, uh, school band recital.

1167
00:58:52,053 --> 00:58:55,598
I'm not looking forward to this, but
there's no reason she needs to know...

1168
00:58:55,765 --> 00:58:59,143
♪ We shall come around to
touch eyes again

1169
00:58:59,227 --> 00:59:01,855
♪ If love is the foundation

1170
00:59:01,938 --> 00:59:04,274
♪ If the purpose be to
recycle life

1171
00:59:04,357 --> 00:59:07,193
♪ I promise you I'll bring us
to one

1172
00:59:07,277 --> 00:59:09,612
♪ Bleeding heart in the end now

1173
00:59:09,779 --> 00:59:12,949
♪ Though we're apart

1174
00:59:13,324 --> 00:59:15,034
I don't know.
All the times I've been

1175
00:59:15,118 --> 00:59:17,787
so close to getting to my dreams,

1176
00:59:17,871 --> 00:59:19,831
something always gets in the way.

1177
00:59:19,914 --> 00:59:21,040
You know what I mean?

1178
00:59:24,502 --> 00:59:26,671
♪ How true lovin' began

1179
00:59:27,380 --> 00:59:28,548
He's good.

1180
00:59:28,715 --> 00:59:32,468
And I've heard music before, but
I've never felt like this inside.

1181
00:59:32,635 --> 00:59:35,179
Of course, you love music now,
because you're me. Let's go.

1182
00:59:37,724 --> 00:59:38,850
♪ Now, love

1183
00:59:39,017 --> 00:59:40,018
Let's go.

1184
00:59:40,894 --> 00:59:43,146
♪ Love

1185
00:59:43,771 --> 00:59:46,566
♪ Love, love

1186
00:59:46,733 --> 00:59:47,734
♪ Talkin' about love

1187
00:59:49,652 --> 00:59:52,030
♪ Love

1188
00:59:52,113 --> 00:59:53,114
♪ Love ♪

1189
00:59:58,703 --> 01:00:00,121
Whoa!

1190
01:00:01,789 --> 01:00:03,041
Hey, take it easy, eh?

1191
01:00:03,208 --> 01:00:04,709
I'm sorry.

1192
01:00:05,084 --> 01:00:06,419
Don't worry about it.

1193
01:00:06,502 --> 01:00:08,087
It's the subway.
It does that to some people.

1194
01:00:08,254 --> 01:00:09,797
Does what?
It wears you down.

1195
01:00:09,964 --> 01:00:12,258
It stinks. It's hot. It's crowded.

1196
01:00:12,425 --> 01:00:15,678
Every day the same thing,
day in and day out.

1197
01:00:16,304 --> 01:00:18,514
But once I get on the stage tonight,

1198
01:00:18,598 --> 01:00:20,475
all my troubles are going to
be fixed.

1199
01:00:20,642 --> 01:00:23,144
You're gonna see a brand new
Joe Gardner.

1200
01:00:26,272 --> 01:00:27,273
Where'd you get that?

1201
01:00:27,440 --> 01:00:28,900
Under the seat.
Can you believe it?

1202
01:00:28,983 --> 01:00:31,069
It's still half full.

1203
01:00:32,654 --> 01:00:34,489
All right, remember,

1204
01:00:34,572 --> 01:00:37,617
I need the suit fixed for a band recital.
Got it?

1205
01:00:41,120 --> 01:00:44,082
Joey! Oh, Baby Boy...
Joey!

1206
01:00:44,165 --> 01:00:46,251
Oh, I'm so proud of you.
We heard the news.

1207
01:00:48,628 --> 01:00:49,629
Oh, crap. She knows.

1208
01:00:49,796 --> 01:00:51,339
Your momma's in the back.

1209
01:00:51,506 --> 01:00:53,132
You gotta go in there.
No, I don't want to.

1210
01:00:53,299 --> 01:00:55,635
You have to. We need the suit fixed.

1211
01:00:57,971 --> 01:00:59,847
You forgetting something, Joey?

1212
01:01:00,014 --> 01:01:01,057
What?
Kiss her.

1213
01:01:01,266 --> 01:01:03,393
I always kiss Melba when
I see her.

1214
01:01:05,728 --> 01:01:07,146
Just do it.

1215
01:01:11,150 --> 01:01:12,777
No, no, no. Not on the lips.

1216
01:01:12,861 --> 01:01:14,904
Joey!
What has gotten into you, Boy?

1217
01:01:14,988 --> 01:01:16,030
Let him finish.

1218
01:01:16,114 --> 01:01:17,198
Cougar. I knew it.

1219
01:01:17,365 --> 01:01:20,285
I'll take another kiss
when you get back, Joey.

1220
01:01:24,831 --> 01:01:27,834
So much for being done
chasing after gigs, huh?

1221
01:01:28,167 --> 01:01:31,588
I hope that cat isn't supposed to
be some kind of peace offering.

1222
01:01:31,754 --> 01:01:32,964
Come. Come on.

1223
01:01:33,131 --> 01:01:34,215
Just say you rescued it.

1224
01:01:34,299 --> 01:01:36,676
Um, no. It's mine. I rescued it.

1225
01:01:36,759 --> 01:01:39,053
Hmm. Too bad you can't rescue
your career.

1226
01:01:39,137 --> 01:01:40,221
Oh.

1227
01:01:40,305 --> 01:01:43,433
Just ask her nicely
if she can fix my suit.

1228
01:01:43,600 --> 01:01:47,270
So, Mom, is there any way
you can fix this?

1229
01:01:47,353 --> 01:01:48,813
Whoa! I don't need to see that.

1230
01:01:48,980 --> 01:01:51,024
I know. Embarrassing, right?

1231
01:01:51,191 --> 01:01:52,692
So, you'll fix it?

1232
01:01:52,859 --> 01:01:53,985
No.
What?

1233
01:01:54,068 --> 01:01:56,362
How long are you going
to keep doing this, Joey?

1234
01:01:56,446 --> 01:01:58,656
You tell me you're going to
accept the full time position...

1235
01:01:58,740 --> 01:01:59,741
Here it comes.

1236
01:01:59,824 --> 01:02:01,117
And instead, I hear you've
taken another gig.

1237
01:02:01,201 --> 01:02:02,327
Tell her that this one is different.

1238
01:02:02,410 --> 01:02:03,411
This one's different!

1239
01:02:03,494 --> 01:02:05,747
Does this gig have a pension?
Health insurance?

1240
01:02:06,122 --> 01:02:08,791
No? Then it's the same as the
other ones.

1241
01:02:08,958 --> 01:02:10,877
It's like you can't even
be truthful with me anymore.

1242
01:02:11,044 --> 01:02:13,004
Fine, we'll get the suit
off the rack somewhere.

1243
01:02:13,171 --> 01:02:16,049
My mom has never understood what
I'm trying to do with my life.

1244
01:02:16,132 --> 01:02:17,759
Fine, we'll get the suit
off the rack somewhere.

1245
01:02:17,842 --> 01:02:19,510
My mom has never understood

1246
01:02:19,594 --> 01:02:20,678
what I'm trying to do with my life.

1247
01:02:20,762 --> 01:02:22,680
22!
What did you just say?

1248
01:02:22,764 --> 01:02:25,016
Oof. Can I run away now,
like you usually do?

1249
01:02:27,477 --> 01:02:30,480
No. Not this time.
Repeat after me.

1250
01:02:31,022 --> 01:02:33,399
Mom, I know we've had some
rough times,

1251
01:02:33,858 --> 01:02:35,401
but you're right,

1252
01:02:35,902 --> 01:02:38,154
I can't be truthful with you.

1253
01:02:38,321 --> 01:02:41,157
Because it seems like no matter
what I do, you disapprove.

1254
01:02:41,324 --> 01:02:43,368
Look, I know you love playing.

1255
01:02:43,535 --> 01:02:46,538
Then how come except for church,
you're the happiest when I don't?

1256
01:02:46,704 --> 01:02:49,916
I finally land the gig of my
life and you're upset.

1257
01:02:50,083 --> 01:02:52,877
You didn't see how tough being
a musician was on your father.

1258
01:02:53,044 --> 01:02:54,879
I don't want to see
you struggle like that.

1259
01:02:55,046 --> 01:02:57,131
So Dad could pursue his dreams,
and I can't?

1260
01:02:57,298 --> 01:02:59,175
Your father had me.

1261
01:02:59,342 --> 01:03:02,178
Most times, this shop is what
paid the bills.

1262
01:03:02,345 --> 01:03:04,889
So when I'm gone,
who's gonna pay yours?

1263
01:03:05,056 --> 01:03:06,516
Music is all I think about.

1264
01:03:06,683 --> 01:03:08,768
From the moment I wake up in
the morning

1265
01:03:08,851 --> 01:03:10,895
to the moment I fall asleep
at night.

1266
01:03:11,062 --> 01:03:13,314
You can't eat dreams for
breakfast, Joey.

1267
01:03:13,481 --> 01:03:14,858
Then I don't want to eat.

1268
01:03:15,024 --> 01:03:17,861
This isn't about my career, Mom.

1269
01:03:18,069 --> 01:03:20,196
It's my reason for living.

1270
01:03:20,280 --> 01:03:22,115
And I know Dad felt the same way.

1271
01:03:23,032 --> 01:03:26,327
I'm just afraid
that if I died today,

1272
01:03:26,870 --> 01:03:29,914
that my life would've
amounted to nothing.

1273
01:03:32,125 --> 01:03:33,334
Joey.

1274
01:03:40,550 --> 01:03:41,551
Oh.

1275
01:03:47,765 --> 01:03:50,727
Let's make this work instead.

1276
01:03:54,689 --> 01:03:56,191
That's my dad's suit.

1277
01:03:56,357 --> 01:03:57,567
Lulu. Melba.

1278
01:03:57,650 --> 01:04:00,195
Bring your good scissors in here.
We got work to do.

1279
01:04:05,366 --> 01:04:07,285
Wow. This feels really nice.

1280
01:04:07,452 --> 01:04:09,746
You look marvelous.
It fits perfectly.

1281
01:04:09,829 --> 01:04:10,830
You see how I did that?

1282
01:04:10,914 --> 01:04:14,125
That is one fine wool suit,
if I do say so myself.

1283
01:04:14,292 --> 01:04:15,501
Can I try on that?
Of course you can.

1284
01:04:15,668 --> 01:04:17,629
Just handsome.

1285
01:04:17,795 --> 01:04:20,381
Thank you, uh, Mom.

1286
01:04:20,548 --> 01:04:23,176
Ray would have been so proud
of you, Baby.

1287
01:04:23,718 --> 01:04:25,720
Like I've always been.

1288
01:04:27,430 --> 01:04:28,556
You heard me, right?

1289
01:04:28,640 --> 01:04:30,892
The suit is wool, not polyester.

1290
01:04:31,059 --> 01:04:33,228
So, don't go putting that cat
on your shoulders again.

1291
01:04:33,311 --> 01:04:34,312
Yes, Ma'am!

1292
01:04:34,395 --> 01:04:35,688
Oh, there's a nice little
taper there.

1293
01:04:35,855 --> 01:04:37,065
Thanks, Mom.

1294
01:04:39,734 --> 01:04:41,069
Oh, that was amazin'.

1295
01:04:41,152 --> 01:04:42,987
You know what that felt like?
It felt like jazz.

1296
01:04:43,154 --> 01:04:44,572
Yeah, you were jazzing.

1297
01:04:44,739 --> 01:04:46,491
Ha ha. Okay, jazzing.

1298
01:04:48,284 --> 01:04:49,327
I'm telling you, Joe.

1299
01:04:49,410 --> 01:04:50,954
You really should call Lisa again.

1300
01:04:51,120 --> 01:04:53,831
I don't really have time for
a relationship right now, 22.

1301
01:04:53,998 --> 01:04:55,375
Oh, busy right now?

1302
01:04:55,458 --> 01:04:56,793
Wanna wait till you die a
second time?

1303
01:04:56,960 --> 01:04:58,127
Cool, cool, cool.

1304
01:04:58,294 --> 01:04:59,921
I can't believe
I'm getting romantic advice

1305
01:05:00,004 --> 01:05:01,089
from an unborn soul.

1306
01:05:01,172 --> 01:05:02,799
I can think of worse.

1307
01:05:02,966 --> 01:05:04,175
There it is.

1308
01:05:05,301 --> 01:05:10,056
We made it!
This is going to work.

1309
01:05:10,139 --> 01:05:12,350
Whoa!
I can't believe how good I look.

1310
01:05:12,517 --> 01:05:15,353
The suit, the cut.
Just look at me.

1311
01:05:21,234 --> 01:05:23,361
Ooh, just turn a little bit right there.
Like this?

1312
01:05:23,444 --> 01:05:25,530
Angle the shoulders, and...
Oh, hey, who's that?

1313
01:05:25,613 --> 01:05:26,656
And from this side.
That's it.

1314
01:05:26,739 --> 01:05:27,782
What? Who's back here?

1315
01:05:27,866 --> 01:05:29,450
Still me. Uh huh.
That's a winner.

1316
01:05:29,534 --> 01:05:31,744
Right?

1317
01:05:32,787 --> 01:05:34,747
This can't be happenin'.
Now, I'm not gonna believe this.

1318
01:05:34,914 --> 01:05:36,541
The Half Note.

1319
01:05:40,712 --> 01:05:43,214
He made you pay for dinner?

1320
01:05:43,298 --> 01:05:44,340
Yeah...

1321
01:06:05,945 --> 01:06:07,697
So, you ready?
Huh?

1322
01:06:07,780 --> 01:06:08,990
To go home.

1323
01:06:09,073 --> 01:06:11,492
I bet you're ready to get off
of this stinky rock, huh?

1324
01:06:11,659 --> 01:06:13,536
What do you think of Earth, anyway?

1325
01:06:17,916 --> 01:06:20,418
I always said it was dumb. But...

1326
01:06:21,961 --> 01:06:23,046
I mean...

1327
01:06:23,546 --> 01:06:25,465
Just look at what I found.

1328
01:06:26,341 --> 01:06:29,385
Your mom sewed your suit
from this cute spool.

1329
01:06:29,928 --> 01:06:32,472
When I was nervous,
Dez gave me this.

1330
01:06:32,639 --> 01:06:35,850
A guy on the subway yelled at me.
It was scary.

1331
01:06:36,434 --> 01:06:39,354
But I kind of liked that, too.

1332
01:06:43,233 --> 01:06:44,692
Truth is, I've always worried

1333
01:06:44,776 --> 01:06:47,487
that maybe there's something
wrong with me. You know?

1334
01:06:48,404 --> 01:06:50,698
Maybe I'm not good enough for living.

1335
01:06:51,699 --> 01:06:57,956
But then you showed me
about purpose and passion,

1336
01:06:58,039 --> 01:07:00,208
and maybe sky watching can be
my spark.

1337
01:07:00,291 --> 01:07:02,377
Or walking.
I'm really good at walking.

1338
01:07:02,544 --> 01:07:04,254
Those really aren't purposes, 22.

1339
01:07:04,337 --> 01:07:05,630
That's just regular old living.

1340
01:07:05,797 --> 01:07:07,799
But, hey, when you get back
to the You Seminar,

1341
01:07:07,966 --> 01:07:09,342
you can give it an honest try.

1342
01:07:09,509 --> 01:07:12,095
No, but I've been at the You
Seminar for thousands of years

1343
01:07:12,262 --> 01:07:14,347
and I have never felt this close.

1344
01:07:14,514 --> 01:07:17,475
Joe! Who's ready to go home?

1345
01:07:17,642 --> 01:07:18,643
Moonwind.

1346
01:07:18,726 --> 01:07:19,769
The stars are almost in alignment.

1347
01:07:19,852 --> 01:07:20,853
All right.

1348
01:07:20,937 --> 01:07:22,146
I'll have you back
in your bodies in no time.

1349
01:07:22,522 --> 01:07:25,817
No. I've gotta find it here,
on Earth.

1350
01:07:25,900 --> 01:07:27,944
This is my only chance to
find my spark.

1351
01:07:28,111 --> 01:07:31,656
22, you're only loving this
stuff because you're in my body.

1352
01:07:31,823 --> 01:07:35,118
You can find your own thing to love
when you get back to the You Seminar.

1353
01:07:35,285 --> 01:07:37,537
Now, come on,
I need my body back. Now!

1354
01:07:40,206 --> 01:07:41,207
No.

1355
01:07:43,251 --> 01:07:44,794
I'm in the chair.

1356
01:07:46,921 --> 01:07:48,631
22!
Leave me alone!

1357
01:07:48,798 --> 01:07:50,842
I'm trying to find my purpose!

1358
01:07:51,009 --> 01:07:52,677
22, you come back here!

1359
01:07:55,054 --> 01:07:56,389
22!

1360
01:08:03,897 --> 01:08:04,981
Mr. Mittens.

1361
01:08:05,064 --> 01:08:06,941
Oh.

1362
01:08:12,697 --> 01:08:14,073
There they are.

1363
01:08:16,284 --> 01:08:18,828
(Indistinct)

1364
01:08:20,705 --> 01:08:21,998
You come back here right now!

1365
01:08:24,167 --> 01:08:25,710
You stole my body!

1366
01:08:52,570 --> 01:08:55,073
It's your time to go, Joe Gardner.

1367
01:09:01,955 --> 01:09:02,956
Oh, no, you don't.

1368
01:09:05,708 --> 01:09:06,709
Gotcha!

1369
01:09:08,378 --> 01:09:09,921
No, no, no.

1370
01:09:19,806 --> 01:09:22,183
No, no!

1371
01:09:23,726 --> 01:09:25,770
I was gonna play with
Dorothea Williams!

1372
01:09:25,937 --> 01:09:27,689
And I was about to find my spark!

1373
01:09:27,856 --> 01:09:29,190
Find your spark?
My life was finally going to change!

1374
01:09:29,357 --> 01:09:30,608
You promised, but you wouldn't
even give me five minutes!

1375
01:09:30,775 --> 01:09:31,901
I lost everything because of you!

1376
01:09:31,985 --> 01:09:32,986
Joe!

1377
01:09:34,237 --> 01:09:35,822
You cheated.

1378
01:09:41,244 --> 01:09:42,579
(Indistinct)
Found him.

1379
01:09:42,745 --> 01:09:43,997
Joe Gardner.
You're back!

1380
01:09:44,080 --> 01:09:45,123
Terry, you found them.

1381
01:09:45,206 --> 01:09:46,207
No need to thank me.

1382
01:09:46,374 --> 01:09:48,877
It's so nice to have
everything back in order, and...

1383
01:09:49,752 --> 01:09:51,963
22 got her pass?

1384
01:09:54,257 --> 01:09:55,842
Oh, my goodness.
22! You got an Earth Pass!

1385
01:09:55,925 --> 01:09:57,385
This is amazing!

1386
01:09:57,552 --> 01:09:58,845
I knew you could do it.

1387
01:09:58,928 --> 01:09:59,971
This is cray cray.

1388
01:10:00,138 --> 01:10:02,891
But what...
What filled in the last box?

1389
01:10:03,057 --> 01:10:05,435
I'll tell you what filled it in.
I did!

1390
01:10:05,602 --> 01:10:07,353
It was my spark that changed
that badge.

1391
01:10:07,520 --> 01:10:11,024
She only got that because she
was living my life in my body.

1392
01:10:11,191 --> 01:10:13,401
I was...
Come on, Mr. Gardner.

1393
01:10:14,903 --> 01:10:16,154
Joe, it's time for you

1394
01:10:16,237 --> 01:10:17,989
to accompany 22 to the Earth portal.

1395
01:10:18,156 --> 01:10:19,657
Give you a chance to say goodbye.

1396
01:10:19,824 --> 01:10:21,451
Of course. It's standard procedure.

1397
01:10:21,618 --> 01:10:24,370
Just hold on a minute.
I get to set the count right.

1398
01:10:24,537 --> 01:10:27,123
Terry, you have done a super job.

1399
01:10:27,207 --> 01:10:28,249
We'll take it from here.

1400
01:10:28,333 --> 01:10:29,334
You're amazing.

1401
01:10:30,210 --> 01:10:31,377
Well, thank you.

1402
01:10:32,378 --> 01:10:34,047
Terrytime.

1403
01:10:34,547 --> 01:10:36,382
Go ahead, you two.

1404
01:10:46,434 --> 01:10:47,435
You don't know.

1405
01:10:48,978 --> 01:10:51,147
You can't be sure why my pass changed.

1406
01:10:51,523 --> 01:10:53,316
Come on, 22. Think about it.

1407
01:10:53,483 --> 01:10:56,361
You hated music until you
were in my body.

1408
01:10:56,528 --> 01:11:00,031
You hated everything until
you were me.

1409
01:11:03,201 --> 01:11:04,536
I hope you enjoy it.

1410
01:11:21,594 --> 01:11:22,679
Uh...

1411
01:11:24,931 --> 01:11:27,141
I have to ask,
how the Dickens did you do it?

1412
01:11:27,308 --> 01:11:28,810
Get that Earth Pass to change?

1413
01:11:28,893 --> 01:11:31,521
Oh. You know what, I...
I just let her walk

1414
01:11:31,604 --> 01:11:33,273
a mile in my shoes, you could say.

1415
01:11:33,481 --> 01:11:34,732
Well, it worked.

1416
01:11:35,358 --> 01:11:36,442
Yeah.

1417
01:11:36,609 --> 01:11:39,362
Well, you should probably
get going to the Great Beyond.

1418
01:11:39,529 --> 01:11:42,198
Hey, um, we never found out
what 22's purpose was.

1419
01:11:42,740 --> 01:11:44,826
Excuse me?
You know, her, uh, spark.

1420
01:11:44,993 --> 01:11:48,663
Her purpose. Was it music?
Biology? Walking?

1421
01:11:48,830 --> 01:11:51,165
We don't assign purposes.
Where did you get that idea?

1422
01:11:51,875 --> 01:11:52,876
Because I have piano.

1423
01:11:52,959 --> 01:11:55,003
It's what I was born to do.
That's my spark.

1424
01:11:55,169 --> 01:11:57,422
A spark isn't a soul's purpose.

1425
01:11:58,089 --> 01:12:00,133
Oh, you mentors and your passions.

1426
01:12:00,300 --> 01:12:04,721
Your purposes. Your meanings of life.
So basic.

1427
01:12:04,804 --> 01:12:06,931
No, no, it...

1428
01:12:10,727 --> 01:12:11,936
Wow.

1429
01:12:12,020 --> 01:12:15,190
It is music. My spark is music.
I...

1430
01:12:15,899 --> 01:12:17,317
I know it is.

1431
01:12:23,281 --> 01:12:24,282
I'm no good.

1432
01:12:25,116 --> 01:12:26,826
I got no purpose.

1433
01:12:28,036 --> 01:12:29,370
No purpose.

1434
01:12:30,079 --> 01:12:32,081
No purpose.

1435
01:13:00,944 --> 01:13:03,112
Mr. G?

1436
01:13:03,196 --> 01:13:04,781
Curley, I made it.
I'm ready to go.

1437
01:13:04,948 --> 01:13:06,115
You're too late, Man.

1438
01:13:06,282 --> 01:13:07,325
Let me talk to Dorothea.

1439
01:13:07,408 --> 01:13:09,619
No, no, no, Man.
She don't play that.

1440
01:13:09,827 --> 01:13:13,081
These rappers act like...
Who let this lunatic in here?

1441
01:13:13,248 --> 01:13:15,166
Listen, you gotta give me
another chance.

1442
01:13:15,375 --> 01:13:18,378
This is my band. I decide who plays.

1443
01:13:18,545 --> 01:13:20,255
And if you don't go with me,

1444
01:13:20,338 --> 01:13:22,715
you'll be making the biggest
mistake of your career.

1445
01:13:23,299 --> 01:13:25,802
Oh, yeah? Why's that?

1446
01:13:26,261 --> 01:13:29,264
My only purpose on this
planet is to play.

1447
01:13:29,430 --> 01:13:32,684
It's what I was meant to do.
And nothing's gonna stop me.

1448
01:13:36,771 --> 01:13:39,649
Well, aren't you an arrogant one?

1449
01:13:39,816 --> 01:13:42,735
I guess you really are a jazz player.

1450
01:13:42,902 --> 01:13:45,947
Tell Robert he's out. For now.

1451
01:13:47,115 --> 01:13:48,408
Nice suit.

1452
01:13:58,293 --> 01:14:02,130
Get ready, Joe Gardner,
your life is about to start.

1453
01:15:19,207 --> 01:15:21,334
Welcome to the quartet, Teach.

1454
01:15:25,672 --> 01:15:27,549
That's my Joey!

1455
01:15:32,554 --> 01:15:34,347
What a show!
That last solo was brilliant.

1456
01:15:34,514 --> 01:15:35,515
That was amazing!

1457
01:15:35,682 --> 01:15:37,016
I'm not gonna cover
that bridge for you again.

1458
01:15:37,183 --> 01:15:38,768
Whoo! Later, Mr. G.
Congratulations.

1459
01:15:38,935 --> 01:15:40,645
You did great. We love you.

1460
01:15:40,728 --> 01:15:41,771
I'm so proud of you, Joey.

1461
01:15:41,855 --> 01:15:44,232
Gotta get to bed. We old.

1462
01:15:46,734 --> 01:15:49,362
You play 100 shows,
and one of them is killer.

1463
01:15:49,529 --> 01:15:51,406
You don't get many like tonight.

1464
01:15:51,573 --> 01:15:52,866
Yeah.

1465
01:15:53,908 --> 01:15:56,244
So, uh... What happens next?

1466
01:15:56,411 --> 01:15:59,664
We come back tomorrow night
and do it all again.

1467
01:16:02,041 --> 01:16:03,459
What's wrong, Teach?

1468
01:16:04,544 --> 01:16:09,841
It's just I've been waiting
on this day for my entire life.

1469
01:16:12,427 --> 01:16:14,304
I thought I'd feel different.

1470
01:16:17,223 --> 01:16:19,601
I heard this story about a fish.

1471
01:16:20,310 --> 01:16:22,562
He swims up to this older
fish and says,

1472
01:16:22,729 --> 01:16:25,523
"I'm trying to find this thing
they call the ocean."

1473
01:16:25,690 --> 01:16:27,775
"The ocean?" says the older fish.

1474
01:16:27,859 --> 01:16:29,319
"That's what you're in right now."

1475
01:16:29,485 --> 01:16:32,697
"This?" says the young fish.
"This is water.

1476
01:16:32,864 --> 01:16:35,783
"What I want is the ocean."

1477
01:16:38,703 --> 01:16:40,413
See you tomorrow.

1478
01:16:53,343 --> 01:16:55,261
Hey, Man.
Sorry.

1479
01:20:26,180 --> 01:20:28,099
Maybe sky watching can be my spark.

1480
01:20:28,182 --> 01:20:30,518
Or walking.
I'm really good at walking.

1481
01:20:30,685 --> 01:20:32,437
Those really aren't purposes, 22.

1482
01:20:32,520 --> 01:20:34,272
That's just regular old living.

1483
01:21:20,985 --> 01:21:22,529
Joe?
Huh?

1484
01:21:23,363 --> 01:21:24,447
Joe!

1485
01:21:24,614 --> 01:21:27,075
Good heavens, Man.
What are you doing in the zone?

1486
01:21:27,242 --> 01:21:30,703
Moonwind. I messed up.
I need to find 22.

1487
01:21:30,870 --> 01:21:34,165
I'm afraid she's become a
lost soul.

1488
01:21:34,332 --> 01:21:35,875
What?
I'll explain on the way.

1489
01:21:38,836 --> 01:21:40,338
When neither of you returned
to The Half Note,

1490
01:21:40,505 --> 01:21:41,965
I suspected something had
gone wrong.

1491
01:21:42,131 --> 01:21:46,094
I came back here,
and that's when I spotted her.

1492
01:21:46,177 --> 01:21:47,387
(Indistinct)

1493
01:21:48,721 --> 01:21:52,642
Lost souls are obsessed by something
that disconnects them from life.

1494
01:21:52,809 --> 01:21:56,062
And now that 22 has technically
lived, she's become one of them.

1495
01:21:56,229 --> 01:21:57,689
There!
Good show.

1496
01:22:04,612 --> 01:22:05,613
22!

1497
01:22:08,658 --> 01:22:10,451
Ready the net.
I'm on it.

1498
01:22:22,755 --> 01:22:23,882
She's got us!

1499
01:22:27,302 --> 01:22:28,303
Moonwind!

1500
01:22:28,386 --> 01:22:30,013
A captain always
goes down with the ship.

1501
01:22:30,179 --> 01:22:31,347
It has been a...

1502
01:22:37,270 --> 01:22:38,271
22!

1503
01:22:39,731 --> 01:22:41,858
Come back, 22. It's me, Joe.

1504
01:22:44,152 --> 01:22:45,361
Easy, 22, easy.

1505
01:22:45,528 --> 01:22:48,656
I just came back to give you this.

1506
01:22:51,034 --> 01:22:52,035
Easy.

1507
01:22:53,703 --> 01:22:55,705
22, listen. Come back!

1508
01:22:59,334 --> 01:23:02,003
And for correcting
our absent minded mistakes

1509
01:23:02,086 --> 01:23:03,171
and setting the count right,

1510
01:23:03,338 --> 01:23:07,467
we are awarding you, Terry, this trophy.
As you requested.

1511
01:23:08,927 --> 01:23:12,305
I am happy to accept this
very special award I requested,

1512
01:23:12,472 --> 01:23:15,099
but that I absolutely deserve.

1513
01:23:18,144 --> 01:23:19,187
Joe Gardner?

1514
01:23:19,270 --> 01:23:20,271
And I'll just take that back.

1515
01:23:20,438 --> 01:23:21,439
Hey.

1516
01:23:23,066 --> 01:23:26,361
Oi, Noob!
You're not where you belong.

1517
01:23:31,157 --> 01:23:32,784
Uh...

1518
01:23:32,867 --> 01:23:34,661
22, stop.
I have something to tell you.

1519
01:23:36,538 --> 01:23:39,165
Stop that. No.

1520
01:23:41,793 --> 01:23:43,169
22!

1521
01:23:44,170 --> 01:23:45,547
Whoa, watch out!

1522
01:23:45,713 --> 01:23:46,881
Take it easy.

1523
01:23:46,965 --> 01:23:48,007
There, there.
There's no need to be afraid.

1524
01:23:48,216 --> 01:23:50,343
Don't worry. Calm down.

1525
01:23:50,510 --> 01:23:52,428
You have to stop running. Please.

1526
01:23:52,595 --> 01:23:53,930
22, stop.

1527
01:23:54,180 --> 01:23:55,431
22, I was wrong.

1528
01:23:56,641 --> 01:24:00,436
Please, will you listen?
You are ready to live, 22.

1529
01:24:13,449 --> 01:24:15,410
I'm not good enough. Nope. No.

1530
01:24:15,660 --> 01:24:16,995
Nothing. I just need to
fill out that last box.

1531
01:24:17,078 --> 01:24:18,079
22!

1532
01:24:19,163 --> 01:24:20,290
You're dishonest.

1533
01:24:20,373 --> 01:24:21,791
All you make are bad decisions.

1534
01:24:21,958 --> 01:24:23,877
You are unwise and you won't
make it in the world.

1535
01:24:23,960 --> 01:24:25,003
You're so selfish.

1536
01:24:25,086 --> 01:24:26,129
No one would ever want to be
around you.

1537
01:24:26,212 --> 01:24:27,338
Loser.

1538
01:24:27,505 --> 01:24:29,674
Oh, the world needs remarkable people

1539
01:24:29,841 --> 01:24:32,760
and you are the least
remarkable soul I've ever met.

1540
01:24:33,052 --> 01:24:34,888
You'll never find your spark.

1541
01:24:35,054 --> 01:24:36,055
Imbecile.

1542
01:24:36,222 --> 01:24:37,765
I cannot help you.

1543
01:24:37,849 --> 01:24:38,892
22!

1544
01:24:39,058 --> 01:24:40,643
I just need to fill out that
last box.

1545
01:24:40,810 --> 01:24:41,936
I'm not good enough at all.

1546
01:24:42,228 --> 01:24:43,980
You will never find your spark.

1547
01:24:44,063 --> 01:24:45,440
There's no point.

1548
01:24:46,441 --> 01:24:48,067
Those aren't purposes, you idiot.

1549
01:24:48,151 --> 01:24:49,736
That's just regular old living.

1550
01:24:49,903 --> 01:24:51,362
This is a waste of time.

1551
01:24:51,529 --> 01:24:53,948
You only got that badge
because you were in my body.

1552
01:24:54,115 --> 01:24:55,950
That's why you ruin everything.

1553
01:24:56,117 --> 01:24:58,786
Because you have no purpose.

1554
01:25:04,292 --> 01:25:06,544
No, no, no.

1555
01:25:15,970 --> 01:25:17,430
There's no point.

1556
01:25:17,597 --> 01:25:19,307
You'll never find your spark.

1557
01:25:20,016 --> 01:25:23,603
Because you have no purpose!

1558
01:25:30,944 --> 01:25:33,363
I'm not good. Nope.

1559
01:25:33,571 --> 01:25:36,783
Nothing. I just need to fill
out that last box. I give up.

1560
01:25:48,419 --> 01:25:49,462
You ready?

1561
01:25:49,546 --> 01:25:50,547
Huh?

1562
01:25:51,047 --> 01:25:52,340
To come live.

1563
01:25:54,884 --> 01:25:56,135
I'm scared, Joe.

1564
01:25:57,387 --> 01:25:58,680
I'm not good enough.

1565
01:25:59,764 --> 01:26:02,433
Anyway, I never got my spark.

1566
01:26:02,809 --> 01:26:04,102
Yes, you did.

1567
01:26:10,650 --> 01:26:13,111
Your spark isn't your purpose.

1568
01:26:13,278 --> 01:26:16,948
That last box fills in when
you're ready to come live.

1569
01:26:18,700 --> 01:26:19,909
And, the thing is

1570
01:26:20,994 --> 01:26:23,371
you're pretty great at jazzing.

1571
01:26:52,984 --> 01:26:53,985
But, Joe,

1572
01:26:54,694 --> 01:26:56,070
this means you won't get to...

1573
01:26:56,237 --> 01:26:59,115
It's okay. I already did.

1574
01:26:59,282 --> 01:27:01,034
Now it's your turn.

1575
01:27:07,290 --> 01:27:08,416
I'll go with you.

1576
01:27:08,917 --> 01:27:10,293
You know you can't do that.

1577
01:27:10,793 --> 01:27:13,713
I know.
But I'll go as far as I can.

1578
01:27:28,519 --> 01:27:30,522
Hey! Take a look!

1579
01:27:39,197 --> 01:27:40,448
Wow!

1580
01:28:53,104 --> 01:28:54,355
Mr. Gardner?

1581
01:28:55,899 --> 01:28:56,900
Yes?

1582
01:28:56,983 --> 01:28:58,193
Do you have a moment?

1583
01:28:59,360 --> 01:29:02,864
I think I'm speaking for all
the Jerrys when I say thank you.

1584
01:29:03,281 --> 01:29:04,282
For what?

1585
01:29:04,449 --> 01:29:06,242
We're in the business of
inspiration, Joe,

1586
01:29:06,326 --> 01:29:09,037
but it's not often
we find ourselves inspired.

1587
01:29:09,495 --> 01:29:10,997
Huh. Really?

1588
01:29:11,164 --> 01:29:14,709
So, we all decided to give
you another chance.

1589
01:29:19,422 --> 01:29:22,342
Hopefully, you will watch
where you walk from now on.

1590
01:29:23,051 --> 01:29:25,011
But what about Terry?

1591
01:29:25,178 --> 01:29:26,679
We worked it out with Terry.

1592
01:29:29,432 --> 01:29:30,600
Mm. That's weird.

1593
01:29:30,683 --> 01:29:31,809
Hey, Terry, what's that over there?

1594
01:29:31,893 --> 01:29:32,936
Look immediately.

1595
01:29:33,019 --> 01:29:34,020
What? What are you talking about?

1596
01:29:34,103 --> 01:29:36,064
Oh, nothing. You were saying?
Hmm?

1597
01:29:36,231 --> 01:29:37,982
Were you even talking?
I can't remember.

1598
01:29:38,149 --> 01:29:39,275
Never mind.

1599
01:29:40,860 --> 01:29:41,861
Well?

1600
01:29:48,368 --> 01:29:49,619
Thanks.

1601
01:29:49,702 --> 01:29:51,829
So what do you think you'll do?

1602
01:29:52,038 --> 01:29:53,581
How are you gonna spend your life?

1603
01:29:54,207 --> 01:29:55,792
I'm not sure.

1604
01:29:59,045 --> 01:30:00,588
But I do know...

1605
01:30:04,926 --> 01:30:07,720
I'm going to live every
minute of it.

1606
01:38:56,708 --> 01:38:58,293
♪ Rappin Ced is the name

1607
01:38:58,376 --> 01:39:00,295
♪ And you should get it right

1608
01:39:00,378 --> 01:39:04,007
♪ Blowin' up on the scene
like Dynomite

1609
01:39:04,090 --> 01:39:07,886
♪ Joey G on the keys
KP and Tommy with me

1610
01:39:07,969 --> 01:39:09,512
♪ How much you wanna bet?

1611
01:39:09,596 --> 01:39:11,347
♪ We can take the whole city

1612
01:39:11,431 --> 01:39:13,266
♪ You see us stylin' from the island

1613
01:39:13,349 --> 01:39:14,893
♪ All the way to BK

1614
01:39:14,976 --> 01:39:18,521
♪ Boogie down made the sound
but we took it away

1615
01:39:18,605 --> 01:39:22,275
♪ I go to Harlem it's no
problems if you know what I mean

1616
01:39:22,358 --> 01:39:26,154
♪ Now everybody bow down to
the Kings of Queens ♪

1617
01:40:26,089 --> 01:40:28,049
Hey! Movie's over.

1618
01:40:28,216 --> 01:40:29,592
Go home!