1 00:00:01,126 --> 00:00:04,545 ♪ There's another hundred and four days of summer vacation ♪ 2 00:00:04,546 --> 00:00:07,048 ♪ And school comes along just to end it ♪ 3 00:00:07,049 --> 00:00:10,176 ♪ So the annual problem for our generation ♪ 4 00:00:10,177 --> 00:00:13,387 ♪ Is finding a good way to spend it ♪ 5 00:00:13,388 --> 00:00:14,597 ♪ Like maybe ♪ 6 00:00:14,598 --> 00:00:19,435 ♪ Building a rocket or fighting a mummy or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪ 7 00:00:19,436 --> 00:00:21,312 ♪ Discovering something that doesn't exist ♪ 8 00:00:21,313 --> 00:00:22,396 Hey! 9 00:00:22,397 --> 00:00:25,274 ♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪ 10 00:00:25,275 --> 00:00:26,525 ♪ Surfing tidal waves ♪ 11 00:00:26,526 --> 00:00:29,362 ♪ Creating nano-bots or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪ 12 00:00:29,363 --> 00:00:30,446 It's over here! 13 00:00:30,447 --> 00:00:31,864 ♪ Finding a dodo bird ♪ 14 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:32,949 ♪ Painting a continent ♪ 15 00:00:32,950 --> 00:00:34,909 ♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪ 16 00:00:34,910 --> 00:00:35,993 Phineas! 17 00:00:35,994 --> 00:00:38,287 ♪ As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do ♪ 18 00:00:38,288 --> 00:00:40,081 ♪ Before school starts this fall ♪ 19 00:00:40,082 --> 00:00:41,165 Come on, Perry! 20 00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:46,379 ♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! ♪ 21 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:51,884 {\an8}♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! ♪ 22 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:55,472 {\an8} Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence! 23 00:01:00,102 --> 00:01:01,519 Don't worry, little fella. 24 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:03,688 It's just your annual vet visit. 25 00:01:03,689 --> 00:01:06,483 Plus the harmonica music's probably not helping. 26 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:11,362 {\an8}Candace, you don't usually come to these vet appointments. 27 00:01:11,363 --> 00:01:13,573 {\an8}What do you mean? He's a member of our family. 28 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:15,950 {\an8}Of course I'm concerned with his health stuff. 29 00:01:15,951 --> 00:01:18,244 Oh, look, there's a Slushy Dawg! Gotta go. Bye! 30 00:01:18,245 --> 00:01:20,705 Jeremy, Jeremy, Jeremy, Jeremy, Jeremy, car! 31 00:01:20,706 --> 00:01:22,332 Jeremy, Jeremy, Jeremy, Jeremy. 32 00:01:23,709 --> 00:01:25,293 {\an8}Jeremy's working there today. 33 00:01:25,294 --> 00:01:26,378 {\an8}That tracks. 34 00:01:28,505 --> 00:01:30,507 Whoa, this place is packed. 35 00:01:31,174 --> 00:01:33,718 This Chippin' Day brought in way too many people. 36 00:01:33,719 --> 00:01:36,262 - We're swamped! - When can we see the doctor? 37 00:01:36,263 --> 00:01:38,514 My Renaldo has waiting room anxiety. 38 00:01:38,515 --> 00:01:40,266 Oh, my gosh, your leg. 39 00:01:40,267 --> 00:01:41,976 Oh, that's just his denim scratching post. 40 00:01:41,977 --> 00:01:43,769 Hercules' appointment was an hour ago. 41 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:45,396 We're gonna be late for the groomers. 42 00:01:45,397 --> 00:01:46,731 - Me too! - Us too! 43 00:01:46,732 --> 00:01:50,318 - Them too! - My Petunia's just fine waiting. 44 00:01:50,319 --> 00:01:52,862 But Petunia 2 wants her free chipping, 45 00:01:52,863 --> 00:01:54,947 and she wants it now! 46 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:57,575 I'm so sorry, folks, but if you'll be patient, 47 00:01:57,576 --> 00:02:00,286 the vet will see everyone as quickly as she can. 48 00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:02,080 That's not good enough! 49 00:02:03,206 --> 00:02:05,875 If only these people had something to do while they wait. 50 00:02:05,876 --> 00:02:08,085 Oh, Renaldo, I know brushing soothes you. 51 00:02:08,086 --> 00:02:10,129 I'm so sorry Daddy forgot your brush. 52 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:13,090 Hmm. I'm formulating a plan. 53 00:02:13,091 --> 00:02:14,717 I know what we're gonna do to-- 54 00:02:14,718 --> 00:02:16,719 Oh, you're way ahead of me, Ferb. 55 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:19,680 We'll build the ultimate while-you-wait pet wash 56 00:02:19,681 --> 00:02:20,806 and grooming machine. 57 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:21,892 I'll call the gang. 58 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:28,231 And for once, we know exactly where Perry is. 59 00:02:31,526 --> 00:02:32,985 Hello, Agent P. 60 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:35,780 We were concerned because we tracked you to the Slushy Dawg. 61 00:02:35,781 --> 00:02:38,824 I mean, do you know how much sodium is in their hot dogs? 62 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:41,911 But by the third bite, you're committed. 63 00:02:41,912 --> 00:02:44,288 Now we see you're at the vet across the street, 64 00:02:44,289 --> 00:02:46,248 which is even more concerning. 65 00:02:46,249 --> 00:02:48,668 Agent P, you cannot be chipped 66 00:02:48,669 --> 00:02:51,587 or your host family could track you at all times. 67 00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:52,797 So could your enemies. 68 00:02:52,798 --> 00:02:55,508 Carl, are you familiar with the phrase "No duh"? 69 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:58,219 Getting chipped could put the entire operation in danger, 70 00:02:58,220 --> 00:03:01,305 so avoid it by any means necessary. 71 00:03:01,306 --> 00:03:03,891 But it's, uh-- it's always good to have a checkup. 72 00:03:03,892 --> 00:03:06,018 It is flea and tick season. 73 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:07,813 Yes. Yes, it is, Carl. 74 00:03:09,314 --> 00:03:11,273 Why do I do this to myself? 75 00:03:11,274 --> 00:03:12,858 I'm not even thinking about hot dogs, 76 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:14,360 and I just walked by this place 77 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:16,405 and it's like I lose all control. 78 00:03:17,656 --> 00:03:20,991 Ich! But by the third bite, you're committed. 79 00:03:20,992 --> 00:03:24,412 Wait, is that-- is that Perry the Platypus? 80 00:03:24,413 --> 00:03:26,247 Well, he is an animal. 81 00:03:26,248 --> 00:03:28,165 Maybe he's got worms or something. 82 00:03:28,166 --> 00:03:29,834 He should watch what he eats. 83 00:03:29,835 --> 00:03:32,044 Hmm. What is he doing? 84 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:34,755 Look at him over there, protagonizing. 85 00:03:34,756 --> 00:03:36,882 Now I have to go over there and antagonize. 86 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:38,593 Oh, one more bite. 87 00:03:40,595 --> 00:03:41,721 Oh, I hate myself. 88 00:03:43,807 --> 00:03:44,890 Wow. 89 00:03:44,891 --> 00:03:48,102 Nobody puts condiments on dogs like you do. 90 00:03:48,103 --> 00:03:50,563 That might be why they made me assistant junior manager. 91 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:51,730 Just got promoted. 92 00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:53,941 Wow. So you're conditionally in charge? 93 00:03:53,942 --> 00:03:57,111 Well, only on weekends before 11:00, but... 94 00:03:57,112 --> 00:03:59,405 Candace, I love that you came to visit, 95 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:00,573 but rules are rules. 96 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:02,575 "Paying customers only." Fine. 97 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:04,327 One Slushy fries, handsome. 98 00:04:05,454 --> 00:04:06,955 There's also that sign. 99 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:09,331 "No flirting with employees." 100 00:04:09,332 --> 00:04:10,792 Is it that big of a problem? 101 00:04:11,376 --> 00:04:12,501 One chili dog. 102 00:04:12,502 --> 00:04:15,004 And your shirt color really suits your eyes. 103 00:04:15,005 --> 00:04:16,756 You've already been warned, Buford. 104 00:04:49,456 --> 00:04:50,707 Mmm! 105 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:54,586 Whoo! 106 00:04:55,170 --> 00:04:56,171 {\an8}- Yay! - Yay! 107 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:00,966 Thank goodness. 108 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:02,218 The main office is sending over 109 00:05:02,219 --> 00:05:03,302 a temporary vet to help. 110 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:04,470 Give him this chipping gun 111 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:06,723 and send him to exam room 1 when he gets here. 112 00:05:13,563 --> 00:05:14,647 Oh, hello. 113 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:16,732 Have you seen a platypus around here? 114 00:05:16,733 --> 00:05:18,901 About yea high, very trappable. 115 00:05:18,902 --> 00:05:19,985 Oh, you're the doctor. 116 00:05:19,986 --> 00:05:22,655 No, I'm-- Yes, I am. 117 00:05:22,656 --> 00:05:23,823 I am a doctor. 118 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:24,949 Thank you. Thank you. 119 00:05:24,950 --> 00:05:26,534 A lot of people just stampede 120 00:05:26,535 --> 00:05:28,077 straight to pharmacists for some reason. 121 00:05:28,078 --> 00:05:29,995 - I don't know why-- - Great. Here's the chipping gun. 122 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:31,497 - Follow me. - A chipping gun? 123 00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:32,998 Like a tracking chip? 124 00:05:32,999 --> 00:05:34,083 Wait a minute. 125 00:05:34,084 --> 00:05:36,252 Just so I understand this correctly, 126 00:05:36,253 --> 00:05:38,003 this is an apparatus 127 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:40,506 that will plant a tracking chip into an animal, 128 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:43,050 allowing anyone to know where they are 129 00:05:43,051 --> 00:05:44,177 - at all times? - Mmm-hmm. 130 00:05:44,928 --> 00:05:48,764 I could put a chip in my goat. 131 00:05:50,517 --> 00:05:53,603 No, wait. Even better, my goldfish. 132 00:05:56,815 --> 00:06:00,025 Or even better than that, 133 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:02,027 I can chip Perry the Platypus! 134 00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:03,988 This is amazing. 135 00:06:03,989 --> 00:06:06,323 This is like a platypus find-inator 136 00:06:06,324 --> 00:06:08,701 that I didn't even have to think of or build. 137 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:10,703 It's like getting a freebie. 138 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:13,414 Man, I need to hit Slushy Dawg more often. 139 00:06:13,415 --> 00:06:14,582 Sorry, thighs. 140 00:06:16,167 --> 00:06:20,004 Now all I need is to find Perry the Platypus. 141 00:06:20,005 --> 00:06:21,213 Right this way, Doctor. 142 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:23,007 In here, you'll find a platypus. 143 00:06:23,008 --> 00:06:24,091 Really? 144 00:06:24,092 --> 00:06:25,468 Oh, this is too easy. 145 00:06:26,928 --> 00:06:28,012 Ha! 146 00:06:28,013 --> 00:06:30,848 Oh, wait. You're just a regular platypus. 147 00:06:30,849 --> 00:06:33,310 I'm sorry, you're completely useless to me. No offense. 148 00:06:34,144 --> 00:06:36,729 Now, which roomy the roomypuss 149 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:38,899 would Perry the Platypus be in? 150 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:53,912 ♪ If you have a terrier or something hairier ♪ 151 00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:55,789 ♪ We can clean them up for you ♪ 152 00:06:55,790 --> 00:06:58,083 ♪ Just let 'em on out of that carrier ♪ 153 00:06:58,084 --> 00:07:02,004 ♪ If you've got a Maltese or maybe a Pekinese ♪ 154 00:07:02,005 --> 00:07:05,674 ♪ We can give them a blowout with just a little tease ♪ 155 00:07:05,675 --> 00:07:07,885 ♪ At the pet wash ♪ 156 00:07:07,886 --> 00:07:09,762 ♪ We can bathe and brush and bevel ♪ 157 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:11,764 ♪ At the pet wash ♪ 158 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:13,682 ♪ Get your animal up to next-level ♪ 159 00:07:13,683 --> 00:07:15,809 ♪ At the pet wash ♪ 160 00:07:15,810 --> 00:07:17,645 ♪ Might've come in here lookin' disheveled ♪ 161 00:07:17,646 --> 00:07:19,938 ♪ But you're gonna walk out the door saying, "Oh, my gosh ♪ 162 00:07:19,939 --> 00:07:22,107 ♪ It's a 10 out of 10 It's the best pet wash" ♪ 163 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:23,901 ♪ Pet wash ♪ 164 00:07:23,902 --> 00:07:25,694 ♪ We're as good as the advertising ♪ 165 00:07:25,695 --> 00:07:27,821 ♪ At the pet wash ♪ 166 00:07:27,822 --> 00:07:29,657 ♪ When we're done you won't recognize 'em ♪ 167 00:07:29,658 --> 00:07:32,117 - ♪ At the pet wash ♪ - ♪ Pet wash, oh, yeah ♪ 168 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:33,452 ♪ Check out our merchandise ♪ 169 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:35,996 ♪ And if you thought your pup would never be this posh ♪ 170 00:07:35,997 --> 00:07:37,790 Then you seriously underestimated us. 171 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:38,875 ♪ Pet wash! ♪ 172 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:44,713 Perry the Platypus? 173 00:07:44,714 --> 00:07:46,883 Where are you? 174 00:07:47,717 --> 00:07:49,802 Aha! Perry the Platypus! 175 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:51,595 No, uh, Phil the accountant. 176 00:07:51,596 --> 00:07:52,971 Doctor, about Hazel's eczema... 177 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:56,225 Oh! Whoops. 178 00:07:56,226 --> 00:07:58,895 Uh, I'm just gonna eczema this room. 179 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:03,483 Perry the Platypus? 180 00:08:04,025 --> 00:08:07,152 Oh, no, I didn't know you were so sick. 181 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:08,320 Stay with me! 182 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:10,656 Wait. You're not Perry the Platypus? 183 00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:12,282 That's Felix, my beaver. 184 00:08:12,283 --> 00:08:14,159 He likes to hide under a blankie. 185 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:16,995 Yeah, I think I'm just gonna eczema this room, too. 186 00:08:16,996 --> 00:08:21,208 Doctor, you're supposed to be in exam room 1 with the platypus. 187 00:08:21,209 --> 00:08:23,919 I'm actually not familiar with this species. 188 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:25,504 Mind if I stay and observe? 189 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:28,507 Well, I guess I could warm up with this platypus. 190 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:29,591 And here you go. 191 00:08:29,592 --> 00:08:31,051 Hey, no-- Hold still! 192 00:08:31,052 --> 00:08:32,177 Hold still! 193 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:33,763 Hold still-- Argh! 194 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:36,056 It's a good thing I have this practice platypus, 195 00:08:36,057 --> 00:08:37,934 because this is much harder than I thought. 196 00:08:40,895 --> 00:08:42,563 Yow, brain freeze. 197 00:08:43,940 --> 00:08:46,650 So, anyway, as I was saying, 198 00:08:46,651 --> 00:08:48,610 how nice is this to be taking a little break-- 199 00:08:48,611 --> 00:08:50,779 Ah, man. 200 00:08:50,780 --> 00:08:53,365 Okay. Okay. Paying customer here. 201 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:56,243 Hit me with another chili dog, but hold the onions. 202 00:08:56,244 --> 00:08:58,412 Anyway, as I was saying, 203 00:08:58,413 --> 00:09:00,372 how nice to be taking a break? 204 00:09:07,338 --> 00:09:08,631 Phineas and Ferb? 205 00:09:14,637 --> 00:09:15,888 Mom! Mom! Mom! 206 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:16,972 - Mom! Mom! - How's it going? 207 00:09:16,973 --> 00:09:19,349 Oh, yeah, Jeremy got all his shots and Perry got promoted. 208 00:09:19,350 --> 00:09:21,435 But you gotta come back to see what the boys are doing. 209 00:09:21,436 --> 00:09:22,979 Fine. I'll see you soon. 210 00:09:24,355 --> 00:09:26,815 Even Perry the Platypus isn't this difficult. 211 00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:29,193 Maybe he's nervous because I'm here. 212 00:09:29,194 --> 00:09:30,611 Oh, yeah. Good. 213 00:09:30,612 --> 00:09:32,780 I don't think I can keep up this vet thing for-- 214 00:09:32,781 --> 00:09:34,031 Perry the Platypus! 215 00:09:34,032 --> 00:09:35,407 How did you get in here? 216 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:36,492 Oh, never mind. 217 00:09:36,493 --> 00:09:38,035 Behold! 218 00:09:38,036 --> 00:09:39,828 Well, it started as a chipping gun, 219 00:09:39,829 --> 00:09:42,790 but now it's my Platypus Finder-inator! 220 00:09:42,791 --> 00:09:45,376 You missed the whole rebranding process. 221 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:53,467 Trying to chip me? 222 00:09:53,468 --> 00:09:54,593 How original. 223 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:57,013 My idea. Copycat, copycat. 224 00:10:02,811 --> 00:10:04,686 ♪ Baow chicka baow wow... ♪ 225 00:10:04,687 --> 00:10:07,439 {\an8}Hey, Perry the Platypus, you want some fish with those chips? 226 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:18,284 Aah! 227 00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:22,329 Eh, I'm starting to think that's not the temp vet. 228 00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:23,581 Yeah? Then where is he? 229 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,293 And now I'm committed. 230 00:10:28,711 --> 00:10:30,088 Ow! Ow! Ow! 231 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:35,552 You are chipped now, baby. 232 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:38,304 Aah! 233 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:56,239 Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, hurry! 234 00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:07,166 A sun shower, how lovely. 235 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:09,835 - But-- - Oh, look, Candace, a rainbow. 236 00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:11,754 But, but, but, but... 237 00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:13,922 Thanks for your help, kids. 238 00:11:13,923 --> 00:11:16,300 It got a little crazy there for a while. 239 00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:17,676 Our pleasure. 240 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:20,345 I'm happy to report that Perry has a clean bill of health. 241 00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:22,556 Oh, I almost forgot. It's free chipping today. 242 00:11:22,557 --> 00:11:24,100 Would you like to have him chipped? 243 00:11:25,268 --> 00:11:26,810 Nah, he's a platypus. 244 00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:28,353 They don't do much. 245 00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:29,980 Phew. 246 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,358 Funny. 247 00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:35,402 It senses one of you have been chipped. 248 00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:37,905 That's me. From that time I went feral. 249 00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:40,866 ♪ De ker na ferb na vilder verd! ♪ 250 00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:47,624 {\an8}Ready? One, two, three. 251 00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:51,001 {\an8}And off she goes. 252 00:11:51,002 --> 00:11:52,878 {\an8}Baljeet, cue the live feed. 253 00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:54,796 The ball should arrive at Mount Kilimanjaro 254 00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:56,882 in roughly 11 minutes. 255 00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:59,885 {\an8}Cool, the first-ever game of lacrosse country. 256 00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:01,887 {\an8}It's kind of weird that we're doing it at night. 257 00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:03,597 Well, that's just because it'll be morning 258 00:12:03,598 --> 00:12:05,474 in Africa when it lands. 259 00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:07,976 I just hope Ferb makes it back in time to see it happen. 260 00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:09,394 What is Ferb doing? 261 00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:10,939 I don't know. He didn't say. 262 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,734 What should we do while we wait? 263 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:16,860 Hmm. 264 00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:18,612 Do not even think about 265 00:12:18,613 --> 00:12:20,113 suggesting the bread bowl hot tub again. 266 00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:21,406 Too late, already thunk. 267 00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:22,950 What about regular-sized lacrosse, 268 00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:24,076 but rocket-powered? 269 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:27,037 Great idea, Isabella. Perry can be the ref. 270 00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:28,539 Hey, where is Perry? 271 00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:33,585 Apologies, Agent P. 272 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,837 And sorry for calling you in after hours. 273 00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:38,131 Fish have been mysteriously disappearing 274 00:12:38,132 --> 00:12:39,383 all over Danville. 275 00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:41,593 Smells like Doofenshmirtz to me. 276 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:44,304 You know, because he often smells a lot like fish. 277 00:12:44,305 --> 00:12:46,056 Mackerel, specifically. 278 00:12:46,057 --> 00:12:47,891 Get back on that camera, Carl. 279 00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:49,518 Interns these days. 280 00:12:49,519 --> 00:12:51,687 What are we even not paying them for? 281 00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:53,438 Unfortunately, we're running low on budget 282 00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:54,815 because we spent most of our money 283 00:12:54,816 --> 00:12:56,900 {\an8}making new entrances for your lair. 284 00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:59,862 Get to Doofenshmirtz' quickly before your overtime kicks in. 285 00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:05,575 He always forgets to turn off the lights. 286 00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:07,536 I'll just get it with the remote. 287 00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:12,791 Why do we even have a dance party setting? 288 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,544 Worth every penny, sir. 289 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:17,796 Well, that's it for me, Carl. 290 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,799 The season premiere of Workplace Acquaintances is tonight, 291 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,968 and I hear the episode is really tepid. 292 00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:24,886 Oh, I've got to get to my part-time job. 293 00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:25,971 I'm late for work. 294 00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:27,180 This is your job, Carl. 295 00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:28,558 Everything else is a hobby. 296 00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:31,436 Youths these days. 297 00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:34,939 Right this way, please. 298 00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:43,280 No lobster. This is turf and turf night. 299 00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:44,948 We've got a food critic out there. 300 00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:48,493 Carl, where are you? 301 00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:49,578 I'm at work, sir. 302 00:13:49,579 --> 00:13:51,038 Sure you are. 303 00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:52,998 Agent P still hasn't finished his mission 304 00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:54,666 and our trackers show he's in your area. 305 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:57,127 Wait. How would you know Agent P is near me 306 00:13:57,128 --> 00:13:58,754 unless you have a tracker in me, too? 307 00:13:58,755 --> 00:13:59,921 Never mind that, Carl. 308 00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:01,381 His overtime is expensive, 309 00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:03,675 and you, on the other hand, are free. 310 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,427 So stop goofing off, find Doof, 311 00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:07,095 and help Agent P finish up fast. 312 00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:13,770 I think I found him, sir. 313 00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:17,731 Thanks for taking time out of your evening 314 00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:19,441 to thwart me, Perry the Platypus. 315 00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:20,525 You know the old saying, 316 00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:22,778 "Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. 317 00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:24,238 Give a man a fish-inator, 318 00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:29,451 and he can rule the entire Tri-State Area!" 319 00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:30,620 Order's up. 320 00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:37,793 I'm still working on a real evil application for this, 321 00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:38,877 but, for now, I'll settle 322 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,254 for serving people live fish without consent. 323 00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:42,380 That's a little evil. 324 00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:43,466 Toodles. 325 00:14:45,676 --> 00:14:47,804 Agent P, let me help you with that. 326 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,139 Is this sushi grade? 327 00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:52,599 I can handle things here, Agent P. 328 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,310 You go after Doofenshmirtz. 329 00:14:56,687 --> 00:14:59,940 ♪ Carl, removing fish from plates ♪ 330 00:14:59,941 --> 00:15:03,527 ♪ Carl, because nobody ordered that ♪ 331 00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:06,571 ♪ Carl, serving turf and turf ♪ 332 00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:09,325 ♪ He's so much more than an intern ♪ 333 00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:11,868 Brilliant work, Carl. 334 00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:13,912 You truly are the cream of the corn. 335 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,122 Oh, thanks, boss. 336 00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:17,959 Now, check in on that critic for me, won't you? 337 00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:19,918 Uh, excuse me. 338 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,962 Can I ask how the review is going? 339 00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:23,463 Oh, I'm not a food critic. 340 00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:25,298 I'm just working on my screenplay. 341 00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:27,259 Well, do you have any notes on the food? 342 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,679 The appetizer felt unmotivated. 343 00:15:30,221 --> 00:15:31,513 Oh, weasel toes. 344 00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:33,932 I've got to get into costume and get to my next job. 345 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,225 Good luck, Carl. 346 00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:38,103 Hmm. Well, if he's not the food critic, who is? 347 00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:39,188 Mmm. 348 00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:41,815 How was the meal, sir? 349 00:15:41,816 --> 00:15:43,441 The turf was excellent, 350 00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:45,653 but the turf left a bit to be desired. 351 00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:54,703 What is it now, sir? 352 00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:56,204 Carl, Agent P isn't done 353 00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:58,123 and you're literally clowning around. 354 00:15:58,124 --> 00:15:59,916 But, sir, I'm at work. 355 00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:01,293 You mean hobby. 356 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:02,460 Go help him. 357 00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:04,671 A birthday party. 358 00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:07,465 Perfect. This is next on the list of things I can ruin. 359 00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:10,135 With fish! 360 00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:11,928 I wish this was a gift card. 361 00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:13,013 I don't. 362 00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:18,643 Keep after Doof, Agent P. 363 00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:19,812 I'll fix things here. 364 00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:23,815 ♪ Carl, cheering up children ♪ 365 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:27,319 ♪ Carl, moonlighting as a party clown ♪ 366 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:30,530 ♪ Carl, puts fish in a fountain ♪ 367 00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:33,993 ♪ He's so much more than an intern! ♪ 368 00:16:34,785 --> 00:16:37,329 Now blow out your candles and make a wish. 369 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:40,498 I wish for this experience not to traumatize me for life. 370 00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:41,584 I don't. 371 00:16:42,585 --> 00:16:43,668 Nice save, man. 372 00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:45,378 - You doing okay? - Yeah. Thanks. 373 00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:47,423 I just have to get to my next job. 374 00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:52,220 I have an engineering degree. 375 00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:59,184 Huh. Usually, some unforeseen element 376 00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:01,353 would have removed our invention by now. 377 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,563 Perhaps we should take it down. 378 00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:07,025 I'm sure nature will find a way. 379 00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:16,618 {\an8}You're just in time, delivery boy dude. 380 00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:18,036 {\an8}I got a fresh one going out. 381 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,704 This one's priority, pal. 382 00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,873 It's perplexing how impatient patrons are 383 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:24,459 for a pizza pie with their profile pic upon it. 384 00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:26,211 Alliteration. 385 00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:27,379 Don't be late. 386 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:30,674 Remember, customer retention is way more important 387 00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:32,926 than employee mental health. 388 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,263 Carl, what are you doing? 389 00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:37,973 I already told you. I'm at work. 390 00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:40,934 No excuses. Agent P is going into triple overtime 391 00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:42,894 and OWCA will be bankrupt. 392 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,229 Sir, I really shouldn't be-- 393 00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:46,481 Oh, commercial's over. My show's about to start. 394 00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:47,816 Just get to it, Carl. 395 00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:52,571 So I figured it all out. 396 00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,781 A fish in the hand is worth two in the inator, 397 00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:58,159 but a fish in everyone's hands means they can't stop me 398 00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:01,998 from taking over the entire Tri-State Area. 399 00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:05,333 Because their hands are full. 400 00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:06,627 Of fish. 401 00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:25,312 Go get him, Agent P. 402 00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:27,606 And I've got a pizza to deliver. 403 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,527 Ow. 404 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,321 Oh, so that's how you want to do this, huh? 405 00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:37,366 Let's see how you karate chop with your hands full of fish. 406 00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:41,537 Huh? 407 00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:44,456 Okay. Time to fight fish with fish. 408 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:45,958 You know, like surf and surf. 409 00:18:48,711 --> 00:18:50,796 Aah! Aah! Aah! 410 00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:56,009 What are you doing? 411 00:18:56,010 --> 00:18:57,386 It's so late. 412 00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:00,013 Yes. Yes, it is. 413 00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:01,848 Well, if it's still here in the morning, 414 00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:03,308 I'm gonna bust you guys. 415 00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:07,563 You're going down, down, down. 416 00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:22,827 See? Nature always finds a way. 417 00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:24,496 We are not fish-leaping distance 418 00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,164 within any body of water. 419 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,541 How is that nature? 420 00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:33,380 Oh. So you give a platypus a fish, 421 00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:35,173 and he clogs your inator. 422 00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:42,598 Wait. Where did all the fish go? 423 00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:46,685 I can't believe you opened an aquarium, 424 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,479 but forgot to buy any fish. 425 00:19:58,406 --> 00:19:59,864 And there they are. 426 00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:02,576 Curse you, Perry the Platypus! 427 00:20:14,797 --> 00:20:18,091 ♪ Carl, delivering pizzas ♪ 428 00:20:18,092 --> 00:20:21,594 ♪ Carl, but the elevator's down ♪ 429 00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:24,931 ♪ Carl, whatever he'll just take the stairs ♪ 430 00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:28,476 ♪ Carl, it's only eight floors off the ground ♪ 431 00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:31,604 ♪ Moonlighting hours have been awfully frenetic ♪ 432 00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:34,899 ♪ I'm telling you, this kid has got a crazy work ethic ♪ 433 00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:38,903 {\an8}♪ He's so much more than an intern! ♪ 434 00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:45,076 - Sorry for the delay. - It's been over 30 minutes. 435 00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:47,412 That means my pizza is free-- 436 00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:49,080 Wait. Carl? Is that you? 437 00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:51,000 Major Monogram? 438 00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:54,586 Well, Carl, if you hadn't wasted your evening 439 00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:55,754 with all your silly antics, 440 00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:58,089 maybe you'd be able to deliver a pizza on time. 441 00:20:58,090 --> 00:20:59,340 "Silly antics"? 442 00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:01,009 I told you three times now. 443 00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:03,136 Those are my part-time jobs! 444 00:21:03,137 --> 00:21:04,888 Oh, I thought you were joking about that. 445 00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:06,681 But, you know, seeing you in uniform 446 00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:08,224 and handing me a pizza, 447 00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:09,893 I admit I might be mistaken. 448 00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:11,644 Sir, I'm an unpaid intern. 449 00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:13,772 How do you think I afford to pay rent? 450 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:15,690 With experience and exposure? 451 00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:18,234 I even have to pay for my own parking at OWCA. 452 00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:21,155 This internship is actually costing me money. 453 00:21:22,156 --> 00:21:23,406 I love this job, 454 00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:24,991 but if I keep having to work like this, 455 00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:26,744 even in my off-hours, I-- 456 00:21:29,205 --> 00:21:31,164 You know, Carl, I see firsthand 457 00:21:31,165 --> 00:21:33,208 just how much you do for OWCA. 458 00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:34,876 And although it goes without saying, 459 00:21:34,877 --> 00:21:36,294 I'm going to say it, 460 00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,379 you are one of the hardest workers I know, 461 00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:39,798 and you're not just an intern. 462 00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:41,467 You're more than an intern. 463 00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:47,639 Thanks, sir. 464 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:48,973 That means a lot. 465 00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:51,392 In fact, why don't you come on in 466 00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:53,478 and enjoy a slice on me? 467 00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:55,731 And I've even got a special surprise for you. 468 00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:58,024 You're getting paid. 469 00:21:58,025 --> 00:22:01,444 I'm-- I'm being promoted to paid intern? 470 00:22:01,445 --> 00:22:03,154 No. For the delivery, 471 00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:05,740 even though it was 37 seconds late. 472 00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:08,993 But I will be sure to validate your parking. 473 00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:10,829 A "paid intern." 474 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:12,914 That would be preposterous. 475 00:22:12,915 --> 00:22:16,626 Wow. I think my career just took a giant step forward. 476 00:22:16,627 --> 00:22:18,545 I don't. 477 00:22:18,546 --> 00:22:20,089 {\an8}Can it, Brittany. 478 00:22:25,219 --> 00:22:26,219 Finally. 479 00:22:26,220 --> 00:22:28,681 - Honey! - I'll see in the morning. 480 00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:34,060 {\an8}♪ If you have a terrier or something hairier ♪ 481 00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:35,937 {\an8}♪ We can clean them up for you ♪ 482 00:22:35,938 --> 00:22:38,231 {\an8}♪ Just let 'em on out of that carrier ♪ 483 00:22:38,232 --> 00:22:42,151 {\an8}♪ If you've got a Maltese or maybe a Pekinese ♪ 484 00:22:42,152 --> 00:22:45,822 {\an8}♪ We can give them a blowout with just a little tease ♪ 485 00:22:45,823 --> 00:22:48,032 {\an8}♪ At the pet wash ♪ 486 00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:49,868 {\an8}♪ We can bathe and brush and bevel ♪ 487 00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:51,870 {\an8}♪ At the pet wash ♪ 488 00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:53,538 {\an8}♪ Get your animal up to next-level ♪ 489 00:22:53,539 --> 00:22:56,082 {\an8}♪ And if you thought your pup would never be this posh ♪ 490 00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:58,377 {\an8}Then you seriously underestimated us.