1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 ... 2 00:00:23,280 --> 00:00:27,200 Female voices sing Silent night in Swedish. 3 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:47,600 ... 4 00:00:48,440 --> 00:00:49,880 -(Shh...) 5 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:57,120 “Susie-Q” (José Feliciano) 6 00:00:57,280 --> 00:01:24,360 ... 7 00:01:24,520 --> 00:01:26,840 Laughter and festive hubbub in the distance 8 00:01:27,000 --> 00:02:01,120 ... 9 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:03,360 -Octave, what are you doing here? 10 00:02:03,520 --> 00:02:05,280 (In English) Merry Christmas! 11 00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:08,360 Screams of joy Applause 12 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:22,520 ... 13 00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:24,960 -We have the right to marry children, in France? 14 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:26,680 Laughter 15 00:02:26,840 --> 00:02:28,200 -Oh... 16 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:32,600 -It's that evening that my problems started. 17 00:02:34,440 --> 00:02:37,000 -I have the power to make you beautiful. 18 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:38,600 Electronic music 19 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:42,280 I can make you look prettier than your old fat neighbor. 20 00:02:42,440 --> 00:02:45,920 ... 21 00:02:46,640 --> 00:02:48,520 English pronunciation L'Ideal Paris. 22 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:51,000 ... 23 00:02:51,160 --> 00:02:53,120 I can make your dreams come true. 24 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:55,720 You can't escape me. 25 00:02:55,880 --> 00:03:03,120 ... 26 00:03:03,280 --> 00:03:04,720 I can afford all the supermodels. 27 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:09,280 ... 28 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:11,600 I can make you so gorgeous. 29 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:16,720 ... 30 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:19,760 Let me help you to become someone better than yourself. 31 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:23,520 Let me change your boring, ugly life. 32 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:28,520 ... 33 00:03:28,680 --> 00:03:31,000 I am your favorite utopia. 34 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:34,800 ... 35 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:37,160 L'Ideal Paris. 36 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:39,040 ... 37 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:42,040 "Because you are only you". 38 00:03:42,200 --> 00:03:44,360 -L'Ideal Paris. 39 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:46,880 Parce que franchement, tu ressembles à rien. 40 00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:51,640 -Je m'appelle Octave Parango. Je m'habille chez LVMH. 41 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:52,600 (En russe) Salut. 42 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:53,640 -Bonjour. 43 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:55,360 -Octave Parango, agence Girls. 44 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:57,360 Moscow, Paris, Singapore, London... 45 00:03:57,520 --> 00:04:00,680 I represent France so my clothes must be 46 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:05,560 of a brand of which at least 51% belong to my friend Bernard Arnault. 47 00:04:06,840 --> 00:04:07,920 -No, thank you. 48 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:08,880 -Follow me. 49 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:10,360 -Where are the girls? 50 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:11,560 -Follow me. 51 00:04:11,720 --> 00:04:12,440 -Here ? 52 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:13,320 Girls? 53 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:14,480 -Girls. 54 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:16,320 -Hello, a little vodka. He refuses. 55 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:17,240 -Drink. 56 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:19,520 -I distilled it myself. 57 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:23,640 -I stopped advertising because I found a more fun job: 58 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:24,760 scout. 59 00:04:24,920 --> 00:04:28,440 There are people looking for oil, sometimes work. 60 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:31,320 Me, I have to discover new faces. 61 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:34,800 The new faces, as they say in modeling agencies. 62 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:37,080 -She's my great-niece. 63 00:04:37,640 --> 00:04:39,240 -All girls have names 64 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:42,040 which end by "sklerikanova" or "slovintskalaïa" 65 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:43,600 because guys like me 66 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:46,760 will find them deep in Siberia 67 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:49,040 and take them out of their turpitude 68 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:52,480 to bring them towards other turpitudes. 69 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:54,520 “Okay, okay, it’s okay.” 70 00:04:55,480 --> 00:04:56,960 He stammers in Russian. 71 00:04:57,520 --> 00:04:58,560 (In English) Thank you. 72 00:04:59,480 --> 00:05:01,480 (In Russian and English) Hello, everyone! 73 00:05:01,640 --> 00:05:04,920 Beauty is a kind air-conditioned version 74 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:07,360 of the slave market in Antiquity. 75 00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:10,560 Self-service where instead of meal trays, 76 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:12,400 there are little girls. 77 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:13,680 -The girls... 78 00:05:13,840 --> 00:05:14,720 -Girls! 79 00:05:15,280 --> 00:05:16,760 -Come on ! -Yes, come on! 80 00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:19,360 GOOD. The checklist. 81 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:22,520 I must tell you that in my job, there are standards. 82 00:05:22,680 --> 00:05:25,600 A bit like in carpentry or cabinetmaking. 83 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:28,800 A table must respect rules? A model too. 84 00:05:29,280 --> 00:05:30,600 A little common sense! 85 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:32,440 For example, the distance 86 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:36,160 base of nose-chin should be equal at top of forehead-eyebrows. 87 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:39,440 Like on Botticelli's Venus. There, it's not good. 88 00:05:40,280 --> 00:05:44,600 Now let's look at the golden ratio: 1.6180339887. 89 00:05:44,760 --> 00:05:45,800 This is the length of the slope 90 00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:48,560 of Cheops' pyramid divided by its half-base. 91 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:49,760 It must match 92 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:52,280 as shown the study of proportions 93 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:54,120 by Da Vinci in 1490, 94 00:05:54,280 --> 00:05:56,240 to the floor-navel ratio divided by navel-skull, 95 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:57,960 i.e. a ratio of 5/3. 96 00:05:58,120 --> 00:05:59,280 If you don't have this number, 97 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:01,480 It’s because you’re unlikable. 98 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:04,560 Let's check. Silky hair, 99 00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:07,560 shiny, healthy skin, no stretch marks 100 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:08,800 nor cellulite. 101 00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:10,320 (In English) Teeth? 102 00:06:12,040 --> 00:06:14,320 She didn't understand anything, she's stupid like a broom, that one. 103 00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:16,600 If we rate beauty from 1 to 10, 104 00:06:16,760 --> 00:06:18,720 I can only tolerate 20. 105 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:20,280 The others are useless. 106 00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:21,320 Thank you, 107 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:23,440 but you are too average 108 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:25,360 for the Girls agency. Sorry. 109 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:29,760 Wait! 110 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:33,000 As a great man said, John Casablancas: 111 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:37,120 "Beauty is never there where we expect it." 112 00:06:37,280 --> 00:06:40,440 A real hunter of fresh flesh must always remain alert. 113 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:43,320 This young person has a mixture of Tatar blood, 114 00:06:43,480 --> 00:06:45,120 Cossack, Slavic and Kyrgyz. 115 00:06:45,680 --> 00:06:48,240 High cheekbones, almond eyes, Asian, 116 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:50,920 southern mouth bitten by a Chechen bee. 117 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:54,160 A diamond in the rough and she doesn't even know it. 118 00:06:54,640 --> 00:06:55,480 Hey... 119 00:06:55,640 --> 00:06:56,840 Beauty summit! 120 00:06:57,640 --> 00:07:00,000 What is your name, beauty? -Anastasia. 121 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:02,520 -Anastasia? It's magnificent. 122 00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:04,000 Can you stand up for me? 123 00:07:04,320 --> 00:07:05,920 Get up. 124 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:08,520 Turn around. 125 00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:09,760 GOOD. Stop. 126 00:07:10,280 --> 00:07:13,280 You are 1.76m tall and you weigh 55 kilos. 127 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:14,680 Measurements... 128 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:17,040 91, 63, 92? 129 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:17,880 -Yes. 130 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:21,200 -It's a little big, but it's coming back into fashion. 131 00:07:21,680 --> 00:07:25,120 It can be found in food. Do you like food? 132 00:07:25,600 --> 00:07:27,920 Are you eating? Yes ? It's good. 133 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:29,960 Ruffle that a bit. 134 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:31,280 You know ? Vitality? 135 00:07:31,440 --> 00:07:32,720 A bit like that. 136 00:07:32,880 --> 00:07:34,240 He stammers in German. 137 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:36,200 So. Hop. Ah! 138 00:07:36,360 --> 00:07:38,040 So. Like that. 139 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:40,000 We remove that. 140 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:46,160 Who could I sell you to? 141 00:07:46,320 --> 00:07:49,000 I procrastinate, I doubt. Scent ? 142 00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:52,640 Cosmetics, cream...ah! Very beautiful skin. Gorgeous. 143 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:53,400 We pinch. 144 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:56,880 Traffic, oh... It runs really well. 145 00:07:57,040 --> 00:07:58,800 Tampons? Do you like tampons? 146 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:00,440 Do you like tampons? 147 00:08:00,840 --> 00:08:02,800 It will be better than lady pee here. 148 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:04,200 Listen... 149 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:05,600 I'll explain. 150 00:08:05,960 --> 00:08:08,120 Now you, very poor. 151 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:10,400 Very poor... forever. 152 00:08:10,680 --> 00:08:12,000 Poor forever. 153 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:13,400 But with me, 154 00:08:13,920 --> 00:08:15,040 you, rich! 155 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:20,680 You go tomorrow and I give money for alcoholic family. 156 00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:22,080 Me benefactor! 157 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:23,560 Forget the past. 158 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:25,560 A new life for you! 159 00:08:25,920 --> 00:08:28,320 In luxury studios. Paris, NY, Courbevoie. 160 00:08:28,480 --> 00:08:31,120 You pose for famous international artists! 161 00:08:31,680 --> 00:08:33,320 You, star in every street. 162 00:08:34,120 --> 00:08:36,720 You admired, you loved by all. 163 00:08:36,880 --> 00:08:38,640 You eating at a restaurant 164 00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:40,760 with elegant, refined people. 165 00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:42,720 But you will never be fat again. 166 00:08:43,280 --> 00:08:44,400 You... 167 00:08:44,560 --> 00:08:46,400 never get old again! 168 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:47,760 Never tired again. 169 00:08:47,920 --> 00:08:48,920 Sleep ? 170 00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:49,800 What's the point? 171 00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:51,440 You respected. 172 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:53,520 You never pay in clubs. 173 00:08:53,680 --> 00:08:54,880 Never, baby. 174 00:08:55,440 --> 00:08:57,520 You can even convert in cinema, 175 00:08:57,680 --> 00:08:59,160 if you want. 176 00:08:59,920 --> 00:09:01,080 The sky is the limit. 177 00:09:01,480 --> 00:09:04,120 If it works. Otherwise, you will refund the money. 178 00:09:04,280 --> 00:09:07,960 And there you will become somewhere, our slave. As I say... 179 00:09:08,120 --> 00:09:09,880 It's PMPDP. Do you know this word? 180 00:09:10,040 --> 00:09:11,600 “Not My Fucking Problem.” 181 00:09:12,040 --> 00:09:13,920 Do you want to see my jet? -Okay. 182 00:09:14,280 --> 00:09:16,360 -On the way to Moscow! 183 00:09:17,840 --> 00:09:21,480 You will ask me: Are you not doing your dream job? 184 00:09:21,640 --> 00:09:25,000 Scouting is a tough job. The scouts also have problems. 185 00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:26,240 Like for example... 186 00:09:30,480 --> 00:09:33,400 Will there be enough kerosene to avoid a stopover? 187 00:09:33,560 --> 00:09:35,840 “Jungle” (Emma Louise) 188 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:39,640 ... 189 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:43,320 She speaks dryly in Chinese. 190 00:09:43,480 --> 00:09:47,960 ... 191 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:50,560 The bitch who shouts Chinese on the phone 192 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:52,040 Her name is Valentine Winfeld. 193 00:09:52,440 --> 00:09:55,440 She walks quickly because she thinks she's important. 194 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:59,880 -Density...oil...bitterness. 195 00:10:00,040 --> 00:10:01,600 -Example of unnecessary handjob. 196 00:10:01,760 --> 00:10:02,920 -Spiked. 197 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:05,720 -This film tells how this lady saved my life. 198 00:10:05,880 --> 00:10:06,840 There, I anticipate. 199 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:09,680 For now, she just pisses off her employees. 200 00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:14,000 His job? Visual coach. Salary ? 80,000 euros per month. 201 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:16,440 Not bad for a former press secretary. 202 00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:19,040 She is 37 years old, no husband, no children, 203 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:22,200 no friend, no lover. Why bother? 204 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:24,720 It's funny, you don't know her, 205 00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:28,320 but she knows your Google history and despises you. 206 00:10:28,480 --> 00:10:29,880 -Valentine! 207 00:10:30,040 --> 00:10:32,400 That's not true! Congratulations ! 208 00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:34,560 It's so cute! Are you pregnant? 209 00:10:34,720 --> 00:10:36,240 -You didn’t get the circular? She's not pregnant. 210 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:40,600 -What ? -We never talk about it, OK? 211 00:10:40,760 --> 00:10:42,360 -Pretend she's fat. 212 00:10:42,520 --> 00:10:43,560 -Um hum... 213 00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:45,880 -She shouldn't smile. 214 00:10:46,040 --> 00:10:47,520 -OK, stop smiling, darling. 215 00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:50,240 -No, it would have to fall. 216 00:10:50,640 --> 00:10:52,160 -OK, try to fall. 217 00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:54,520 Okay. Hmmmm... 218 00:10:54,680 --> 00:10:56,440 -As if she was going to die. 219 00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:58,160 -Pretend you're going to die. 220 00:10:58,320 --> 00:10:59,320 OK? 221 00:10:59,640 --> 00:11:00,600 Hmmmm... 222 00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:03,200 -While remaining standing. 223 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:05,520 -Don't die too much. Just a little. 224 00:11:07,520 --> 00:11:08,200 -Yes, there you go. 225 00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:10,080 There, something is happening. 226 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,680 You really have to do everything yourself. 227 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:14,560 -We have the new packaging 228 00:11:14,720 --> 00:11:17,880 for the new range Sublimystical. 229 00:11:18,040 --> 00:11:21,800 It's for people of a certain age, seniors. 230 00:11:21,960 --> 00:11:24,280 It's a serum, an anti-aging cream. 231 00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:27,000 It's people who will live longer. 232 00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:28,680 Here is our new range 233 00:11:28,840 --> 00:11:31,240 spring color: Sublimystic. 234 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:32,480 It comes from the factory. 235 00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:35,320 “The Apricot”. 236 00:11:36,880 --> 00:11:37,840 “The Blue Sky”. 237 00:11:39,560 --> 00:11:41,040 “The Lilac”. The freshness... 238 00:11:42,560 --> 00:11:44,400 -Who validated these filthy colors? 239 00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:46,680 Your parents should have done amniocentesis. 240 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:48,400 What are we looking for? 241 00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:50,840 What are we looking for? 242 00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:53,960 We're looking for something simple. 243 00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:56,280 Something very simple 244 00:11:57,680 --> 00:11:59,120 and complex at the same time. 245 00:11:59,880 --> 00:12:01,680 In fact... what we're looking for... 246 00:12:02,040 --> 00:12:02,960 it's... 247 00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:04,280 Cell phone vibrate 248 00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:06,840 The simple-xi-ty. 249 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:07,880 -(Oh yes...) 250 00:12:08,040 --> 00:12:11,200 -Write it down, it's great. -Valentine? It's... 251 00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:13,760 -It better be important, I'm in creation, there. 252 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:15,280 What ? 253 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:20,000 Oh fuck, the whore. 254 00:12:20,520 --> 00:12:22,040 We have no proof, so... 255 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:24,680 Sorry? YouTube? 256 00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:29,040 Yes, well, YouTube, It's not the end of the world. 257 00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:31,520 Yes, yes, obviously. 258 00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:32,720 Yes, I hear. 259 00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:33,720 Pardon ? 260 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:37,200 Obviously we will do what is necessary. 261 00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:39,680 To contact... 262 00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:40,880 *-Eye recognition. 263 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:43,000 *-Octave Parango? 264 00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:45,600 *Who is this idiot? 265 00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:47,840 *-DNA recognition. 266 00:12:48,760 --> 00:12:50,720 -In Russia, there are 1,000 people having fun 267 00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:53,240 and 130 million who live in poverty. 268 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:56,720 Oddly enough, I don't frequent almost no one from the 2nd category. 269 00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:59,520 He is Sasha Gorlov, my oligarch friend. 270 00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:03,160 He founded Girls, the largest Model Agency in Russia. 271 00:13:03,320 --> 00:13:04,560 -What's your name again? 272 00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:07,240 Ivana! She is the woman of my life. 273 00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:09,840 Amazing how in love we are. 274 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,840 -Model agencies were created 275 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:16,120 by terrible guys to fuck pretty girls. 276 00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:20,040 You look so good together. Did I introduce you to Anastasia? 277 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:23,600 This is my new discovery. Anastasia, Sasha. 278 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,560 The big boss. Now, 279 00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:27,320 you belong to him. 280 00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:28,440 Like me. 281 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:31,200 -Octave, we need to talk, you and I. 282 00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:34,720 It doesn't work well anymore. 283 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:37,520 You cost a ton, you bring nothing back, 284 00:13:37,680 --> 00:13:40,280 it will be necessary that you get back to work. 285 00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:41,600 -I'm working ! 286 00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:45,600 -Otherwise, I stop paying your apartment, the caviar, 287 00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:47,760 the Crystal... -Ah no, not the Crystal. 288 00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:49,400 -The plane... -No... 289 00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:52,200 -I'm cutting off your food. And then, the balls. 290 00:13:53,560 --> 00:13:55,760 -No, but Sasha... it's a difficult year. 291 00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:57,680 -A year ? -Yes. 292 00:13:57,840 --> 00:14:00,520 -Two girls in 3 years. Repeat after me. 293 00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:01,680 -What ? 294 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:04,640 -"I'm a little shit." -Sasha... Sasha... 295 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:08,160 -Repeat after me. -I'm small... 296 00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:11,200 I am a little... sea... sea... sea... 297 00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:12,560 Sea? Sea ? 298 00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:14,840 -A little shit. 299 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,680 -I found out. 300 00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:20,320 Octave Parango worked for L’Ideal years ago. 301 00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:23,160 Since then, he has moved to Moscow. 302 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:24,520 He's more of a sex tourist 303 00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:27,640 with pedophilic tendency than an elite scout talent. 304 00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:31,120 What do you mean this is what we need? 305 00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:33,560 Ah good ? Get off the beaten track? 306 00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:36,640 We just have to go around Moscow brothels! 307 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:38,720 *-Don't make me laugh, it's annoying. 308 00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:41,280 *Normal agencies go find normal girls. 309 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,640 *Trust me. I've worked with him before. 310 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:48,320 *I'm sure he can get us out of this shit. 311 00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:49,720 *We have nothing more to lose. 312 00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:51,560 -Well yes, still... 313 00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:53,200 Our reputation, 314 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:56,520 our image of French luxury, our high-end positioning, 315 00:14:56,680 --> 00:14:58,600 *-It all goes up in smoke. 316 00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:02,320 Valentine. In the Middle Ages, redheads were burned. 317 00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:04,040 Don't make me regret this period. 318 00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:09,440 -If you think we have no choice, 319 00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:11,640 I want to tell you... 320 00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:12,800 *Tone 321 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:14,360 Hello? 322 00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:19,920 -Me, to relax, I wash with Svetlana and Oulyana. 323 00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:24,360 18 years old, Belarusian, available in all nightclubs in Minsk. 324 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:27,880 We never talk to each other. Slavic modesty, you will tell me. 325 00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:30,680 Unless it is the language barrier. 326 00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:32,760 Svetlana and Oulyana provide me 327 00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:35,320 a calming throughout the day. 328 00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:38,800 It's important when you have a life stressful, like me. 329 00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:43,560 -I haven't slept in two days, I'm tired. 330 00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:44,560 -Yeah... 331 00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:47,440 Melancholic aria from the opera Roussalka 332 00:15:47,600 --> 00:16:06,920 ... 333 00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:08,640 -Octave, are you tired? 334 00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:12,600 -It's the first time. 335 00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:13,680 -Oh... 336 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:15,640 Zizi broken? 337 00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:19,360 -Maybe because I'm not in love. 338 00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:21,560 It's your fault. 339 00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:26,120 The journalists are screaming his name. -No ! 340 00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:28,880 We have no comments to make! 341 00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:31,560 This is probably a fake, 342 00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:34,840 intended to harm the image of L'Ideal. Leave us 343 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,000 work. 344 00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:39,000 -Please, just two words. 345 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:41,120 -Go for it. 346 00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:44,720 -I think you should advance your horse to A4. 347 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,720 A phone vibrates. 348 00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:51,520 ... 349 00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:53,720 -Yes ? 350 00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:55,520 One second. 351 00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:59,240 Calm down, please. 352 00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:01,040 Octave? 353 00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:03,240 You have an important call. 354 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:05,080 He looks very angry. 355 00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:07,840 -Hello ? 356 00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:10,080 Hey, Sasha... 357 00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:13,280 What? A meeting in Paris tomorrow? 358 00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:16,240 He laughs. Of course, that's it. 359 00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:21,520 I thought you were kidding. 360 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,520 Yes, no... I know... I know I owe you... 361 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:27,120 Yes, I owe you everything. 362 00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:30,920 Yes, I want to continue working... 363 00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:32,760 To serve you. 364 00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:34,560 Naturally. Yes. 365 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,600 So tomorrow? Airport ? 366 00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:38,160 6am? 367 00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:41,960 No, I like this schedule. It's good. 368 00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:45,200 Welcome to head office from L’Ideal Paris, 369 00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:48,320 one of the world leaders of the cosmetics industry. 370 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:49,520 Annual turnover: 371 00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:50,880 30 billion euros. He yawns. 372 00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:53,840 Roughly the GDP of Bolivia. 373 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:57,120 Country that... which I support, financially. 374 00:17:57,280 --> 00:18:00,720 -Take an herbal juice: cucumbers, spinach, ginger. 375 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:03,080 -Don't you have some vodka? 376 00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:04,320 -Have we briefed you? 377 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:07,680 This is Fukushima, here. The reactor is in meltdown. 378 00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:10,840 John, we're having a blast. 379 00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:12,520 You're dead! 380 00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:14,080 Your agency is dead! 381 00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:17,680 We're in Zombieland, so fuck off! 382 00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:21,480 -When the bosses arrive, everyone stands at attention. 383 00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:24,800 Polished shoes, fitted looks, manicured nails, 384 00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:27,920 well-groomed hair. Very important here, the hair. 385 00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:29,040 It's their livelihood. 386 00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:32,640 At L'Ideal, the manager must be glamorous. 387 00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:36,120 Other obligation: we only speak to each other by email. 388 00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:38,240 To leave a mark in case of disagreement. 389 00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:40,920 If you don't have lunch, it’s because you don’t have any relationships. 390 00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:42,960 Suddenly, you're dead weight. 391 00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:46,560 It's fascinating to see these people who never communicate 392 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,600 orally, verbally... in the mouth, what. 393 00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:52,320 And that's the War Room. 394 00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:54,680 *-Heil Hitler! 395 00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:57,040 -That's the reason why 396 00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:59,400 we are in the War Room. 397 00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:01,880 *She speaks in German. 398 00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:05,520 *... 399 00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:07,440 *Whipping *Sexual moaning 400 00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:09,960 -Some have already seen it on YouTube. 401 00:19:10,120 --> 00:19:11,360 She is unreachable 402 00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:13,720 since his contract was suspended. 403 00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:17,800 -She is Monica Pynchon. A muse at $15,000,000 per year, 404 00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:21,480 all the same. And Monica is just the #1 muse 405 00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:24,600 of the brand for 3 years, in fact. 406 00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:26,320 *She screams in German. 407 00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:32,120 *... 408 00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:34,960 -We can save ourselves the sound, right? 409 00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:37,280 Can we turn down the volume? 410 00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:39,800 So. THANKS. 411 00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:40,640 -Ah. So, 412 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:45,160 in L’Idéalien language, It's called "product offense". 413 00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:46,200 In other words... 414 00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:47,560 He sighs. 415 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:51,200 Next to it, the caricatures of Mohammed, It’s a Carambar joke. 416 00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:53,400 *-You will be... 417 00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:55,080 *Poland. 418 00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:58,680 *-Nein! Nain! Nicht Polen! 419 00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:01,320 -No, move on. There, this passage... 420 00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:04,200 *The man screams. 421 00:20:04,360 --> 00:20:08,560 *... 422 00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:10,480 -At least, it has historical references. 423 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:11,520 -You just came 424 00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:13,640 to make valves? 425 00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:15,880 – Mr. Delasalle has the floor. 426 00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:18,760 General Director of Operations. -Yes... no... 427 00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:21,280 We can't reach him. 428 00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:23,200 I'm the one replacing him. 429 00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:26,640 Bernard Moulard. Good morning. -We didn't know Delasalle. 430 00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:29,520 We don't know you, so your name doesn't change anything. 431 00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:31,320 Here we go. -It's nice, 432 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:33,080 Bernard Moulard. 433 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:35,840 -THANKS. 434 00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:37,600 Good. So... 435 00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:40,160 As for the "fab" part, 436 00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:42,680 we stopped manufacturing 437 00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:46,240 new coloring agents, launched a week ago, 438 00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:50,280 on all fab' channels German, Chinese, Canadian 439 00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:53,200 and Brazilians. Obviously, we no longer deliver. 440 00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:55,560 Store collections have been requested. 441 00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:59,760 We are still on 4-5 million of blocked units. 442 00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:02,280 To transport and destock. -Oh damn. 443 00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:05,600 -Um... so, withdrawal of POS, 444 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:10,280 store displays in Europe, America, Asia, Middle East. 445 00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:15,560 TV spots with the new campaign are all being reassembled... 446 00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:17,080 without the lady. 447 00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:20,280 With new films in all languages. 448 00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:24,480 -Can someone tell me what am I concerned about? 449 00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:26,080 -It seems obvious to me, right? 450 00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:29,600 What do you mean you don't understand? 451 00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:30,760 -Ah. Finally. 452 00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:35,440 She is Carine Wang. International CIO of L’Ideal Monde. 453 00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:36,680 The big boss. 454 00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:38,240 -So, listen to me. 455 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:40,720 No, no, no. You're the one listening to me. 456 00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:42,760 If you broach the subject at 8 p.m., 457 00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:45,840 you will make a cross on space purchases. 458 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,000 Sit down. 459 00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:50,680 Don't bother me with freedom of the press. 460 00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:54,600 You know it's conditional. We represent 40% of your ads! 461 00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:58,320 Without us, there are no more cameras, you have more salary! 462 00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:00,160 Do as you want, I would have warned you. 463 00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:03,040 At your age it's difficult to find work. 464 00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:03,800 Damn! 465 00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:07,760 It was simpler from the time of Claire Chazal, shit! 466 00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:13,160 (In English) I need an aspirin. 467 00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:15,760 Where were we? 468 00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:18,840 -We were approaching... -What are you doing in your mouth? 469 00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:20,520 -Uh... digital bug. 470 00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:25,400 -I have the Israeli ambassador who absolutely wants to talk to you. 471 00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:29,080 The Minister of Industry is harassing me. The CRIF wants to have dinner. 472 00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:31,400 -In order: later, later and later. 473 00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:32,560 Ludovic? 474 00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:36,000 -Lots of bad news on social networks. 475 00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:38,720 We passed in Trending Topics World. 476 00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:41,920 We are the most shared link on Facebook. 477 00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:44,600 Image captures are on Instagram 478 00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:46,000 on 23,649 accounts. 479 00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:48,880 Not counting Snapchats who take them back. 480 00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:51,960 Our fan page is invaded. 17,000 comments. 481 00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:53,720 Boycott groups 482 00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:55,600 are being created almost everywhere. 483 00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:59,560 We delay them. The most important is American. Ideal Nazi. 484 00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:01,800 3 million likes 485 00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:04,320 in less than 2 hours. It's hate, eh, 486 00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:07,280 but it's huge. Do you realize? 487 00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:10,120 It's a sick thing, it's crazy. 488 00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:11,800 It's historic. 489 00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:15,360 And catastrophic at the same time. -Can't we shut down the Internet? 490 00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:22,480 -Actually, we checked, it's not possible. 491 00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:25,280 -What do you think, Valentine? 492 00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:28,360 -I said that this whore had crappy tastes. 493 00:23:29,360 --> 00:23:32,720 -Wait, that was your mission as a World Visual Coach, right? 494 00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:35,640 We pay you 80,000 per month to put us in this shit 495 00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:37,680 and you tell us that? 496 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,000 The one who tastes like shit, 497 00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:42,400 she's the one who signed the whore's contract. 498 00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:43,760 Laughter 499 00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:48,680 ... 500 00:23:49,120 --> 00:23:50,120 The Nazi Ideal... 501 00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:52,280 It's a little warm, isn't it? 502 00:23:53,360 --> 00:23:55,840 -Yes, definitely, It's a bit embarrassing, this story. 503 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,840 We don't talk about it on TV nor in the newspapers, 504 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,520 compared to the 40% mentioned previously. 505 00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:03,560 Under German occupation, 506 00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:07,320 it's a business who has always followed the trends. 507 00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:10,320 Let's say one thing 508 00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:11,840 that we don't learn much at school. 509 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,240 During the war, 510 00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:17,200 a lot of French people hoped for Adolf Hitler's victory 511 00:24:17,360 --> 00:24:20,480 with the aim of removing some fellow citizens. 512 00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:22,120 At the time, it was fashionable! 513 00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:25,000 Okay, let's move on. Created by a pharmacist 514 00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:27,440 anti-Semite in the 1920s, 515 00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:29,680 the L’Ideal company dominates 516 00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:33,000 the beauty products market which represents a cake 517 00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:34,840 of 350 billion dollars 518 00:24:35,360 --> 00:24:36,120 per year. 519 00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:40,000 The company now aims to sell soap, 520 00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:43,040 shampoo, perfume, moisturizing creams 521 00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:45,600 petroleum-based, creams to lighten 522 00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:48,600 the skin of black people, Indian women, 523 00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:50,920 nail polish containing phthalates, 524 00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:54,320 anti-wrinkle creams, these creams which have never 525 00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:56,840 removed no wrinkles from anyone. 526 00:24:57,480 --> 00:24:59,040 Over the duration of his life, 527 00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:02,720 the average woman swallows 3 kilos of lipstick. 528 00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:04,600 She eats L'Ideal. 529 00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:07,560 To sell beauty products, 530 00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:10,120 we must activate the desire for youth. 531 00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:13,400 The same frustration, the same race against time, 532 00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:16,480 the same criteria, the same model for everyone. 533 00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:18,120 (German accent) Doesn’t that remind you of anything? 534 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,360 -At the same time, 535 00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:23,280 couldn't we surf on that? What I mean, 536 00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:26,080 A sex tape is a buzz. 537 00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:28,560 Look at Kim Kardashian, Miley Cyrus. 538 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,120 -She made a sex tape? -Soon. 539 00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:34,720 It's not that shocking. Yes, the shape, okay. 540 00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:36,840 The shape, OK. -Disguise yourself as a Nazi, 541 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,240 getting whipped, we've all done it. 542 00:25:42,360 --> 00:25:44,640 -All right. Regarding the new muse, 543 00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:45,720 it would be necessary... 544 00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:47,400 -Well, a Jew. 545 00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:48,560 -A black woman. 546 00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:50,560 Um, sorry, a Black woman. 547 00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:52,520 -A black, one-eyed Jew. 548 00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:54,800 Moshe Dayan and Rihanna's child? 549 00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:56,040 -Listen, 550 00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:58,520 we use blacks for the African market. 551 00:25:58,680 --> 00:25:59,800 We have Yellows 552 00:25:59,960 --> 00:26:02,520 in Asia, Indian women in India, etc. 553 00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:05,040 We are very open about niches. 554 00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:07,280 There, we are looking for the European muse. 555 00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:09,720 We need Caucasian. 556 00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:13,640 -Caucasian, that's the word, in fashion, to say White 557 00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:16,400 without being bothered by SOS Racisme. 558 00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:19,480 If I may, 559 00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:21,640 the reality is that in Europe, 560 00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:24,760 there are non-Caucasians. -We are not demographers. 561 00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:28,640 There are Blacks in Finland and albinos in Portugal, 562 00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:31,880 but here, we want to save an international brand. 563 00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:37,360 Do you realize why we are here? 564 00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:44,640 If you don't know, 565 00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:46,560 you don't have to do anything 566 00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:49,000 in this room! Our work, 567 00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:52,880 is to transform women as the villainess of Snow White. 568 00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:55,680 The one dressed as Mugler with the collar raised 569 00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:59,320 who every morning asks his mirror if she is the most beautiful. 570 00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:02,880 Our job is to answer “no”! "You're ugly, fat, 571 00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:04,600 "old... 572 00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:07,120 “and you smell bad.” To sell perfumes. 573 00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:08,720 The most beautiful, 574 00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:12,480 it's her. The one who is in shape. The model we created. 575 00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:16,360 And today she wears an SS cap on his head. 576 00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:18,080 Leave me alone with reality. 577 00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:19,600 -Good... 578 00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:21,480 -Do we need a return to safe values? 579 00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:24,520 I don't know, me. A new Claudia Schiffer? 580 00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:27,080 -A German, very good idea. 581 00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:28,920 -I understand your interest 582 00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:32,360 for the folklore of the Third Reich, but let's try to be mainstream. 583 00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:36,600 We'll stop with the actresses. All bitches. 584 00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:38,360 Okay, I want to clarify 585 00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:41,440 that all agencies were scanned in vain. 586 00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:43,680 So I present to you Octave Parango. 587 00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:45,600 He's the star of the Moscow scouts. 588 00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:46,560 (English) -Scouts. 589 00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:48,880 Model Scout. 590 00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:53,960 Well, good evening... everyone. 591 00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:56,400 It's true that the apocalypse 592 00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:58,400 is my ecosystem. 593 00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:02,520 What's on this screen, it's not an accident. 594 00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:03,880 No. 595 00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:06,160 It's perfectly consistent. 596 00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:10,360 This muse only expresses what you are, all of you, here. 597 00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:12,520 Nazis. 598 00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:15,160 It doesn't matter. 599 00:28:16,120 --> 00:28:17,320 It's human. 600 00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:18,920 -You have 20 seconds left. 601 00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:19,960 -Good. 602 00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:22,440 And that’s good. 603 00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:25,360 I know the one who will make you forget 604 00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:27,600 Snow White SS. 605 00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:31,200 -Cut the bullshit. Where is she? Do you have a JPEG? 606 00:28:31,360 --> 00:28:34,040 -But I have better than a JPEG. I have a story. 607 00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:35,560 A real one. 608 00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:40,280 It was 6 months ago, 609 00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:42,360 deep in the Urals... 610 00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:45,680 I went to Samara 611 00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:48,560 for a beauty contest. 612 00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:54,320 The competition yielded nothing. So... 613 00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:56,720 I went for a walk 614 00:28:56,880 --> 00:29:00,720 in the deep steppe because it is the land of fairies. 615 00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:05,240 There, the legend of the... 616 00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:07,160 Roussalka. 617 00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:11,000 A clothed naiad 618 00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:14,160 with a splendid mist dress 619 00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:16,000 which drifts on the waves. 620 00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:19,280 She was there. 621 00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:22,800 Not there anymore. 622 00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:25,880 Sweet aria from the opera Roussalka 623 00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:33,440 ... 624 00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:36,000 Miss? 625 00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:37,680 Natasha? 626 00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:39,000 Ludmilla? 627 00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:40,920 Hey hey? 628 00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:45,280 Now, you poor one, but soon, you very rich! 629 00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:49,120 Soaring. 630 00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:52,720 I dove into the river to catch up with her. 631 00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:56,160 In vain. 632 00:29:57,800 --> 00:29:59,760 Normally, I would have charged 50,000 euros for that, 633 00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:02,640 but now, I'm in a good mood. It's a gift. 634 00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:06,000 -It's a little cheesy, but I buy. 635 00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:08,240 What has become of the girl? 636 00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:11,400 -Ah... Disappeared, gone, I don't know. 637 00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:12,520 I almost drowned. 638 00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:14,160 -You have to be careful. 639 00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:16,480 -You're kidding. What do you mean, disappeared? 640 00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:18,920 -I looked for her for 3 months. 641 00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:21,040 -We're going to find her, right? 642 00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:22,880 -Which agency is she in? 643 00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:24,840 -No one knows her. You have to call Sacha 644 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,480 so that he unlocks my salary. 645 00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:30,760 Like this, I can finally get to work. 646 00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:34,120 A search, It’s long, it’s work. 647 00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:36,520 I won't see my friends, my family. 648 00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:41,280 -We checked on Wikipedia, you have no family or friends. 649 00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:43,440 -Yes, but hey, Wikipedia... 650 00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:45,120 -OK, I'll give you a green light. 651 00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:48,680 You are going to Russia and you bring me back the little virgin. 652 00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:51,560 Both. -How, both? 653 00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:53,920 -The best... the ideal... 654 00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:55,560 -Ah yes, she’s good. 655 00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:57,920 -It would be 656 00:30:58,080 --> 00:30:59,720 May Valentine accompany you. 657 00:30:59,880 --> 00:31:01,520 That's good, a woman. 658 00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:03,800 We don't have the same outlook than you men. 659 00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:06,520 -Okay, come on, banco. I accompany him. 660 00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:08,240 And we bring back Ruskaïa. 661 00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:10,320 -The Roussalka. -You have 7 days. 662 00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:11,560 -Eh ? -Come on ! 663 00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:14,000 Since the start of this meeting I lost the equivalent 664 00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:16,400 of 12 houses in Corsica! This meeting is over. 665 00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:18,520 I remind you that it never took place. 666 00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:24,240 -We can't be fooled and we will have to work together. 667 00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:25,200 -Exactly. 668 00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:27,520 Give me five. -No physical contact. 669 00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:29,840 -Here we go ? I have the Volga to go up. 670 00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:32,000 By submarine, if necessary. 671 00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:37,760 *Skype ringtone 672 00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:40,080 -Hey, Sacha. *-Octave, I missed you. 673 00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:41,520 *My little bunny... 674 00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:42,800 -Excuse me? 675 00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:45,600 Have you seen the sex tape by Monica Pynchon on YouTube? 676 00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:48,080 *-Who is the redhead who speaks? 677 00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:50,560 *Is that what you found? 678 00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:53,280 -No, no. -Yes, then, the redhead, 679 00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:54,480 her name is Valentine. 680 00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:57,840 I will try to work with Octave. 681 00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:00,240 The Ideal is looking for its new face. 682 00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:01,520 -We are looking for a girl 683 00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:04,720 sublime, minor and virgin. 684 00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:06,360 Do you have this in stock? 685 00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:08,440 *-Sublime and minor, why not. 686 00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:11,680 *But virgin... I have more. 687 00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:14,360 *He sniffs. 688 00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:19,120 *"These will never be these beauties of vignettes. 689 00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:23,920 *"Rotten products born from a rogue century. 690 00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:26,600 *"These booted feet, 691 00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:28,960 *"these castanet fingers, 692 00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:31,600 *"which will satisfy 693 00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:34,680 *"a heart... 694 00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:36,280 *"like mine." 695 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,160 *Charles Baudelaire. 696 00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:40,760 *The Ideal. -Good. Sasha. 697 00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:42,600 We already have a good feeling. 698 00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:44,760 On the other hand, remind Octave 699 00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:48,000 that we are here to work. The party is over. 700 00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:49,520 *Exaggerated laughter 701 00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:50,720 *-It's funny. 702 00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:52,880 *Electro music 703 00:32:53,040 --> 00:33:00,240 *... 704 00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:04,080 -He is Igor. Sacha's associate. He was fed up 705 00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:07,000 to sell copper. So he invested in the agency 706 00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:10,400 and since then, he has flourished much more in his work. 707 00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:39,080 *... 708 00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:40,840 -Hello everyone ! 709 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:42,760 -Here is our friend Octave 710 00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:46,000 which arrives at 5:47 p.m.! A beautiful day ahead. 711 00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:50,040 -Fuck, but there’s nothing on this board, shit! 712 00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:52,800 There, we look for Roussalka high end. 713 00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:55,960 It's not the little hood in a series! 714 00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:58,720 A mess in Grazia! -Yes, okay. 715 00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:02,920 -Do you know what's going on? Let's calm down! Let's calm down, damn it! 716 00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:05,440 -But yes. -We need to think differently. 717 00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:08,880 I fucked her, I fucked her, I have to call her back. 718 00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:10,800 Cunnilingus, sodomy, lesbian. 719 00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:12,840 -There is a kind of noise pollution 720 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,600 accompanied smell of alcohol and urine. 721 00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:17,440 He imitates her. 722 00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:20,840 Can someone open a window? -Do you know who it is? 723 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:24,680 1.72m, 85B. 17 BMI is good. 724 00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:28,400 You have to inject him 250 cm3 in each breast. 725 00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:31,000 Left, right. We have one week! 726 00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:33,920 Does everyone know? We have a week. 727 00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:37,200 Oh damn.... This casting sucks! 728 00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:40,120 -OK... Come on, here we go. 729 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,160 -You only introduce me to my exes. 730 00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:46,120 -It was a presentation very interesting, Octave. 731 00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:49,040 Now let's calm down. So. 732 00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:53,080 Everything will work out. There's no problem. 733 00:34:53,240 --> 00:34:55,280 Mom's here, okay? 734 00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:56,480 Hold. You. 735 00:34:56,640 --> 00:35:00,160 You massage his sinuses, you, go get a mister. 736 00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:02,720 You turn me on Zen TV. Oral spray. 737 00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:04,720 Pauline, Corinne, machine: Lexo. 738 00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:07,720 -It's still Victoria. It doesn't matter. 739 00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:08,880 -You, Octave, 740 00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:11,760 you're going to take two Tic Tacs in this box. 741 00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:13,760 Go! Go! Go. So. 742 00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:15,640 Come on, let's relax. 743 00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:18,600 We calm down. 744 00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:19,880 We breathe. 745 00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:24,440 Imagine a mountain lake. 746 00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:27,960 Everything is calm...peaceful... 747 00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:29,920 Oh, look... 748 00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:33,080 In a meadow, ponies graze on the green grass. 749 00:35:33,240 --> 00:35:35,440 -A squirrel passes by. He's cute. 750 00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:39,040 Maybe he's looking for nuts to bring back to the burrow? 751 00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:41,440 -But... 752 00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:44,440 Squirrels live in trees. 753 00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:45,600 Not in burrows. 754 00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:48,880 -Oh... well there you go, he's better. 755 00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:53,240 -No, but... heh heh heh! 756 00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:55,160 Real girls, 757 00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:59,240 you can't find them in agencies nor in Miss pageants. 758 00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:02,280 It's up to us to go find them. Not to them. 759 00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:06,360 This is the reason why you have to open this window. 760 00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:08,720 For example, I don't know... Kate Moss. 761 00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:11,360 It was discovered at JFK. 762 00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:14,240 Um... Gisèle Bündchen? Amusement park. 763 00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:18,120 -Yes, Laëtitia Casta on a beach, Lara Stone on the subway, 764 00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:21,120 Elle Macpherson skiing. We know. 765 00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:23,880 -Christy Turlington? -She rode horses. 766 00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:24,720 Naomi Campbell? 767 00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:28,200 -In a shoe store. Claudia Schiffer? 768 00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:31,040 -In a nightclub Who was called...? 769 00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:32,960 -THE CHECKER’S! 770 00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:36,800 -Okay, Octave... Look at me. 771 00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:38,520 Look at me. -Yes ? 772 00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:39,480 -The Roussalka? 773 00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:42,040 It's nonsense, doesn't it exist? 774 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:47,080 -I had a story in Samara with a girl and... 775 00:36:47,240 --> 00:36:49,680 And then I embroidered a little. I added. 776 00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:52,440 -Ah yes... well I suspected that, eh. 777 00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:54,440 I “googled” Roussalka It’s a play by Pushkin. 778 00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:57,760 It doesn't matter, your storytelling is sold, 779 00:36:57,920 --> 00:36:58,960 your salary is justified. 780 00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:02,160 Now, we will have to let ourselves work. 781 00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:05,680 -I'm sure she's outside. I feel it. 782 00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:07,600 -But yes, Mr. Waste. 783 00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:09,960 We're going to find her, your mythical Roussalka. 784 00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:11,800 Valentine takes care of it. 785 00:37:12,240 --> 00:37:14,320 -Wait, that means... 786 00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:15,760 you don't blame me? 787 00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:18,680 -Ah no, I do more this gesture since yesterday. 788 00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:20,320 No physical contact. 789 00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:23,560 Okay, you guys, you heard 790 00:37:23,720 --> 00:37:26,640 what our tramp friend told us. Rake everything. 791 00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:29,280 Airports, train stations, metros, 792 00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:30,880 markets, parks, 793 00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:34,280 schools, kindergartens, nurseries, everything. 794 00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:37,640 -I have a theory. In the capitalist system, 795 00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:40,160 life is a casting. 796 00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:43,400 We spend our existence trying to be chosen. 797 00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:47,040 I could develop this idea, but you understood me. 798 00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:47,880 Good evening. 799 00:37:48,240 --> 00:37:49,760 Are you a minor or an adult? 800 00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:51,080 -I'm fifteen years old. 801 00:37:51,240 --> 00:37:54,040 -Minor ? We keep it. 802 00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:55,720 Don't change your age. 803 00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:57,040 Wait for me there. 804 00:37:57,200 --> 00:37:58,400 -Next! 805 00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:00,600 What is this? 806 00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:02,200 -What is this thing? 807 00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:04,640 -And if you stopped eating for 1 year? 808 00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:06,400 And then you remind us. 809 00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:10,760 -Is this a joke or what? 810 00:38:11,240 --> 00:38:13,360 -We like the bottom, but we don't know 811 00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:16,280 what to do from the top. It's unsellable. 812 00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:17,360 Next! 813 00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:21,600 -Distressing, pathetic, appalling. Dirty. 814 00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:23,120 -Poupinette saw the light 815 00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:25,120 so she came home? 816 00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:27,480 Well yes? -Come on. Cleared. 817 00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:28,960 -Natasha. 818 00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:30,640 -Is there only one first name in this country? 819 00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:32,520 That's boring. 820 00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:33,800 -Come on, next. 821 00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:36,280 -Too many gums. 822 00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:37,960 -And then she's a redhead. 823 00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:39,920 We can't have a redhead. 824 00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:44,920 Let me show you something. 825 00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:45,800 Look at you. 826 00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:47,920 Would you let yourself into a club? 827 00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:49,640 I don't think so. 828 00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:51,480 I'm going to degrease it a little. 829 00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:54,120 Even there, there is still some rind. 830 00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:56,320 Let's try it in 95C. 831 00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:58,280 We plane the nose, his head is cut off. 832 00:38:59,080 --> 00:38:59,880 Sorry. 833 00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:02,080 -She's disgusting! 834 00:39:02,240 --> 00:39:04,120 She is filthy! 835 00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:07,840 -There we are, we found her, our muse! 836 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,160 -Fuck you! 837 00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:12,120 I am a real woman! 838 00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:13,920 Fuck you all! 839 00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:14,920 -Next. 840 00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:18,120 We only have no choices. -It's a non-day. 841 00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:21,440 Any girl who is a candidate at a casting 842 00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:23,000 instantly loses its purity. 843 00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:25,560 “Broken Robots” (Soom T) 844 00:39:25,720 --> 00:39:41,760 ... 845 00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:43,600 *-Stand up, Starsky and Hutch. 846 00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:47,040 *I don't pay you to sleep. Did you see this? 847 00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:53,120 Delasalle. 848 00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:56,160 -Uh... Moulard. 849 00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:57,160 Good evening. 850 00:39:57,320 --> 00:39:58,760 Uh... 851 00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:05,000 -I am sincerely sorry. 852 00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:09,080 I regret what happened. 853 00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:11,200 I am not not National Socialist. 854 00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:15,200 *I didn't know what this disguise meant. 855 00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:17,080 *Actually, 856 00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:20,360 I didn't know as the camera was rolling. 857 00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:24,200 I present my apologies to everyone 858 00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:26,920 that I offended with my sexual practices. 859 00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:32,360 *I really like Jews. 860 00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:36,040 *My agent is Jewish. 861 00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:38,640 My banker is Jewish. 862 00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:42,720 And I work in the cinema, therefore... 863 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:43,600 You see. 864 00:40:46,240 --> 00:40:48,240 *I often go to New York. 865 00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:52,000 *They are courageous, 866 00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:53,680 *workers... 867 00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:57,760 That's why that they have so much money. 868 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,120 *I didn't want 869 00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:03,800 provoke them saying "Heil Hitler". 870 00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:05,480 It was purely sexual. 871 00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:07,080 -Of course. 872 00:41:07,240 --> 00:41:08,440 *-I have never 873 00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:11,320 *advocated Nazi ideology. 874 00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:15,000 In fact, I am for tolerance 875 00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:16,880 between all races. 876 00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:20,040 Whether they are higher or lower. 877 00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:25,920 *-We cannot kill this person. 878 00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:28,800 *Unfortunately, it's illegal in France. 879 00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:32,200 This morning, our stock fell by another 4 points 880 00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:35,280 following this stupid monologue and your inefficiency. 881 00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:36,240 I lost 882 00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:39,800 20 million this week and the company, 2 billion. 883 00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:40,880 *-This Monica 884 00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:43,320 *is always where you don't expect it. 885 00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:46,480 *-I don't like this little tone. 886 00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:48,720 *I will summarize the situation for you. 887 00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:52,080 *On the one hand, our stock market price which is plummeting, 888 00:41:52,240 --> 00:41:54,760 since the brand is synonymous with the Shoah. 889 00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:57,480 Our shareholders demand an announcement effect 890 00:41:57,640 --> 00:41:58,840 in the very short term. 891 00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:02,560 I have to help them find the taste of living comfortably 892 00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:03,840 by making others work. 893 00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:07,720 *You will find me the rouquemoute of the Volga, and quickly! 894 00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:11,000 The limit of my patience expired 30 seconds ago. 895 00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:16,400 *We want a girl so young 896 00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:19,600 that upon hearing 39-45, she thinks about a shoe size. 897 00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:21,760 I'll give you 2 days. 898 00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:24,960 Moulard? 899 00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:29,440 -Where are my Xanax? 900 00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:33,320 I sacrificed everything for this job. 901 00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:36,800 The Ideal is my life. I am in the middle 902 00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:38,600 burnout. Where are the Xanax? 903 00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:39,640 -I'm looking. 904 00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:41,600 -Mr. Parango finished the box. -What ? 905 00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:43,200 -I saw him. 906 00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:44,960 -Go back to the photocopier. 907 00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:47,760 -Cigarette, cigarette. -Come on, zou. 908 00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:50,720 -But where in God’s name is she? 909 00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:52,720 We turned all of Russia upside down! 910 00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:54,840 Where do you want us to find her in 2 days? 911 00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:01,400 -We're on the wrong track. 912 00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:04,000 Perfection, the golden ratio, that's bullshit. 913 00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:06,760 All that, there, It's a karma thing. 914 00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:09,200 If you look, you won't find it. 915 00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:12,200 We have to stop looking. 916 00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:15,200 You have to let go. 917 00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:17,680 -But are you going downhill or what? 918 00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:21,640 -Let us be humble in the face of destiny. 919 00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:24,160 You have to go towards a sincere emotion, 920 00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:25,680 deeply human. 921 00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:27,880 And we sell emotion to puddings. 922 00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:32,000 -Okay, that speaks to me. Concretely, what do we do? 923 00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:35,440 -You have to watch for the slightest sign who will... 924 00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:38,040 -Sacha Gorlov invites you to his party. 925 00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:39,320 -Yes, thank you. 926 00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:43,240 What ? No. So there, you don't even think about it. 927 00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:46,120 Hip hop music 928 00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:55,960 ... 929 00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:57,920 -Octave! -Igor! 930 00:43:58,080 --> 00:44:01,080 I forgot to tell you, Igor doesn't speak French 931 00:44:01,240 --> 00:44:05,120 nor English. Finally, in English, he knows two words. 932 00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:07,400 -Funny! -Funny. 933 00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:08,720 -Party! Party! 934 00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:11,960 -So. He has exhausted all his vocabulary. 935 00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:15,640 Ah well anyway! 936 00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:17,360 -Yes, well, let's go out. 937 00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:18,480 We go out. 938 00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:22,920 Party! 939 00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:24,160 Your phones. 940 00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:26,480 -A little clarification: Sasha is so rich, 941 00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:29,880 that at home, garden gnomes are alive. 942 00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:32,080 -Funny. Party. 943 00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:36,000 Come on ! 944 00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:40,120 -Good evening, welcome to Sachaland. 945 00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:41,000 -Good evening, madam. 946 00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:45,760 -Have a good trip. 947 00:44:46,720 --> 00:44:48,000 -Funny! 948 00:44:49,240 --> 00:44:50,440 Party! 949 00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:53,520 “Putin Light Up The Flames” (Pussy Riot) 950 00:44:53,680 --> 00:45:12,200 ... 951 00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:14,800 -Blue Vodka, health! 952 00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:17,160 -Oh no, no. Not during work. 953 00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:19,280 Is it possible to have a Perrier? 954 00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:20,080 -Health ! 955 00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:22,360 -Party. 956 00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:24,000 Party. 957 00:45:24,720 --> 00:45:25,520 Drink! 958 00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:28,840 -Ah, Igor learned a new word. 959 00:45:29,000 --> 00:46:06,520 ... 960 00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:09,240 -Live from Bogota! 961 00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:11,000 -No, no, no. 962 00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:13,600 No, Octave, we came 963 00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:14,800 to work. 964 00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:18,080 -Party! 965 00:46:18,240 --> 00:46:46,480 ... 966 00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:53,160 -Say, what hospitality, these Russians! 967 00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:55,320 -We are here to work. 968 00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:57,040 -Party! 969 00:46:57,200 --> 00:46:59,840 Electro music 970 00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:25,800 ... 971 00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:27,800 -Oh! Octave! 972 00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:29,280 -Hey, Sacha! 973 00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:31,800 -Welcome to Sachaland! 974 00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:34,160 ... 975 00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:35,160 -Great evening! 976 00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:36,480 -Thank you, thank you! 977 00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:38,560 ... 978 00:47:38,720 --> 00:47:40,840 -Octave, let me introduce you to Milana. 979 00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:44,240 She is the woman of my life. We are in love. 980 00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:46,880 -It's not the same than last week? 981 00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:48,800 -No. With her, it's serious. 982 00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:50,120 We're going to get married. 983 00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:52,000 -I wish you a week of happiness. 984 00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:54,880 -I... I don't hear. 985 00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:56,920 -You two are magnificent. 986 00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:01,000 -The red-haired woman! 987 00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:03,440 It's Valentine's Day! 988 00:48:03,600 --> 00:48:04,360 -Night! 989 00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:06,760 It's Valentine's night! 990 00:48:07,160 --> 00:48:09,600 -Do you like my drugs? 991 00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:11,280 -No, sorry. 992 00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:13,680 Sorry, Sacha, I never do drugs. 993 00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:14,640 -Oh yes! 994 00:48:15,240 --> 00:48:17,280 There's a lot of drugs in Blue Vodka. 995 00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:19,400 -Sasha? 996 00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:22,040 Sasha! 997 00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:26,960 -Shit ! 998 00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:29,200 The music fades. 999 00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:35,800 ... 1000 00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:41,000 Tchaikovsky's Waltz of the Flowers resonates in Valentine's head. 1001 00:48:41,160 --> 00:49:01,160 ... 1002 00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:02,960 -I'm a fucking drone! 1003 00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:06,160 And I fly into the sky! 1004 00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:48,960 ... 1005 00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:52,720 Electro music starts again. 1006 00:49:52,880 --> 00:50:00,680 ... 1007 00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:01,720 -Drink. 1008 00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:05,120 ... 1009 00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:06,920 Party! Party! 1010 00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:09,240 ... 1011 00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:10,560 Drink! 1012 00:50:10,720 --> 00:50:11,880 -Igor. Igor. 1013 00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:14,280 The party = Not fun. 1014 00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:16,320 Life = Funny. 1015 00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:18,640 The party = Not fun. 1016 00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:21,920 -Funny ? 1017 00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:26,720 -Oh, it's beautiful. 1018 00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:32,160 Oh, I understood, It works better that way. 1019 00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:33,520 -Octave? 1020 00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:34,560 -Yes? 1021 00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:37,720 -You don't remember me? 1022 00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:39,040 -No. -Olga. 1023 00:50:39,720 --> 00:50:41,520 -I know a lot of Olga. 1024 00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:43,280 -Oh yes, I know that. 1025 00:50:44,720 --> 00:50:45,960 -Did we sleep together? 1026 00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:49,760 -Yes, Octave. 1027 00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:51,960 -That's why I forgot you. 1028 00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:55,840 -You have absolutely not changed, Octave. 1029 00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:57,960 You really are an asshole! 1030 00:50:58,960 --> 00:51:01,320 -My God, you are so beautiful. 1031 00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:03,720 I want to marry you. 1032 00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:06,240 -It's a little fast for me. 1033 00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:08,720 -Do you know that it's possible in France? 1034 00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:12,000 -Oh yes ? -I like your smell. 1035 00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:13,200 I like your smell. 1036 00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:15,000 -It's my shampoo. 1037 00:51:15,160 --> 00:51:17,360 -No, it's you. 1038 00:51:17,520 --> 00:51:18,760 I like your smell. 1039 00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:20,840 -What was in your glass? 1040 00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:24,360 -There are lots of drugs in Blue Vodka! 1041 00:51:25,120 --> 00:51:26,160 -Of course ! 1042 00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:29,040 -Tchin! Hey ! 1043 00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:32,240 Frankly... I feel good with you. 1044 00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:36,200 There's something nice happening, I like it. 1045 00:51:36,960 --> 00:51:41,400 I find that, you see, We are too dependent on this bullshit. 1046 00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:42,880 We fuck cell phones! 1047 00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:46,160 Take that in your mouth. 1048 00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:47,960 She laughs. 1049 00:51:48,120 --> 00:51:48,960 She screams. 1050 00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:50,360 ... 1051 00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:54,160 Perky children's music 1052 00:51:54,320 --> 00:52:24,760 ... 1053 00:52:24,920 --> 00:52:25,760 Funny. 1054 00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:26,840 Party. 1055 00:52:27,880 --> 00:52:31,640 What's wrong with you? Are you completely crazy or what? 1056 00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:34,640 Damn, I have a flash. 1057 00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:37,520 I got tased by a midget, it was violent. 1058 00:52:38,160 --> 00:52:40,440 Oh the cow! -Say, there... 1059 00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:42,720 The two of us wouldn't have... -What? 1060 00:52:42,880 --> 00:52:43,480 -There. 1061 00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:46,280 -Ah! No idea. 1062 00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:49,040 You told me about your mother for hours. 1063 00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:51,400 -What ? -But the rest... 1064 00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:52,600 Oh, yes! 1065 00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:55,640 Yes, we tried, but you couldn't do it. 1066 00:52:56,120 --> 00:52:57,720 -That would surprise me. -If. 1067 00:52:57,880 --> 00:53:00,120 -That never happened to me. -It doesn't matter. 1068 00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:02,560 -It wasn't me. -It was cute. 1069 00:53:02,720 --> 00:53:04,600 It was cute. -It wasn't me. 1070 00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:07,480 -All right. -It can't be cute. 1071 00:53:07,640 --> 00:53:08,720 Or if it was cute... 1072 00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:11,080 It was a bit beastly. -No. 1073 00:53:11,240 --> 00:53:14,120 You're more talkative than active. -What ? 1074 00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:16,960 -It was cute. It was cute. 1075 00:53:17,120 --> 00:53:18,960 We were like two little kittens. 1076 00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:21,200 It was cute, I tell you. 1077 00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:22,560 -A kitten? -Yeah. 1078 00:53:22,720 --> 00:53:23,440 -Go ahead! 1079 00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:26,680 I'm not used to it to fuck pregnant women. 1080 00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:30,960 -If you want I can pilot my helicopter to take you back. 1081 00:53:32,840 --> 00:53:35,000 - Niet. Niet. 1082 00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:37,600 -We're good, it's good. 1083 00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:40,640 Eh ? -No, it'll be fine. 1084 00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:41,920 -Everything is fine. 1085 00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:43,320 Thank you so much. 1086 00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:47,240 *-In 12 meters, turn right. 1087 00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:50,920 *Turn right. 1088 00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:53,520 *You have arrived. 1089 00:53:54,960 --> 00:53:56,280 *You have arrived. 1090 00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:01,840 *You are going downhill. 1091 00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:03,680 *Take 5 Stilnox. 1092 00:54:07,040 --> 00:54:08,960 *Your life has no meaning. 1093 00:54:10,720 --> 00:54:14,320 *I prefer to be a GPS watch such waste. 1094 00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:16,840 *-Advertisement. Increase size 1095 00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:20,080 *of the penis, fast and discreet service. 1096 00:54:20,240 --> 00:54:23,000 *-You are going to end badly. If I were you, 1097 00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:24,960 *I would commit suicide. 1098 00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:29,240 *Violence is the recourse of those who no longer have any arguments. 1099 00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:31,400 *Violence...arguments... 1100 00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:33,920 *Pop music on television 1101 00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:46,200 *... 1102 00:54:47,920 --> 00:54:50,080 -Hello, Valentine. Your wife is waiting for you. 1103 00:54:50,240 --> 00:54:51,160 -Pardon ? 1104 00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:53,080 -Good morning. 1105 00:54:53,560 --> 00:54:54,360 -Shit. 1106 00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:56,600 -You asked me to marry you, last night... 1107 00:54:56,760 --> 00:54:57,960 -Yeah... 1108 00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:03,400 Lots of things happened, last night. 1109 00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:06,040 I got tased by a midget! 1110 00:55:06,480 --> 00:55:08,360 -Oh no, my God... 1111 00:55:08,520 --> 00:55:11,920 Last time, I woke up naked in a zoo. 1112 00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:14,480 Pretty creepy. 1113 00:55:15,600 --> 00:55:16,440 Sasha said 1114 00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:19,200 that you were doing a casting, so I came. 1115 00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:21,080 I have to see Octave. 1116 00:55:21,960 --> 00:55:23,080 -Well... 1117 00:55:23,240 --> 00:55:25,360 Currently, Octave is... 1118 00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:27,240 In a sleep meeting, with himself. 1119 00:55:28,880 --> 00:55:30,640 You are very beautiful, but... 1120 00:55:31,200 --> 00:55:32,600 How to tell you? 1121 00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:35,320 You're really not old enough that we are looking for. 1122 00:55:35,960 --> 00:55:37,520 -Well, it's not for me. 1123 00:55:38,440 --> 00:55:40,760 I would like to introduce him to his daughter. 1124 00:55:42,040 --> 00:55:43,480 -Octave? -Hmm hmm. 1125 00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:45,080 -Octave has a child? 1126 00:55:45,240 --> 00:55:46,320 -He doesn't know. 1127 00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:48,440 He paid for the abortion. 1128 00:55:48,600 --> 00:55:50,800 But I kept the money and the child. 1129 00:55:51,320 --> 00:55:52,000 -Clever. 1130 00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:52,800 -Right. 1131 00:55:52,960 --> 00:55:53,880 You must see it. 1132 00:55:54,480 --> 00:55:56,920 Can I show it to you? -Of course. 1133 00:55:57,080 --> 00:55:58,520 -She is very beautiful. 1134 00:55:59,840 --> 00:56:01,000 Isn't it? 1135 00:56:02,120 --> 00:56:04,160 -How old is she? -15 years old. 1136 00:56:04,520 --> 00:56:06,200 -And what is her name? -Lena. 1137 00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:07,960 She needs to travel. 1138 00:56:08,120 --> 00:56:10,040 It's a real chance for her. 1139 00:56:10,760 --> 00:56:11,880 -Where does she live? 1140 00:56:12,040 --> 00:56:13,400 -Here, in Moscow. 1141 00:56:13,720 --> 00:56:16,600 Finally, there, she is with her grandmother in Samara. 1142 00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:19,360 -In Samara? 1143 00:56:24,280 --> 00:56:25,360 -Hey, motherfucker! 1144 00:56:25,800 --> 00:56:26,600 -This way! 1145 00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:29,040 -So like that, we don't respect women? 1146 00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:31,280 Screams and hubbub 1147 00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:35,360 ... 1148 00:56:35,720 --> 00:56:37,960 Come here, you dirty sexist pig! 1149 00:56:38,480 --> 00:56:39,480 Blows 1150 00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:43,000 ... 1151 00:56:43,160 --> 00:56:44,520 -There is an error! 1152 00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:48,440 -So Valentine, are you pregnant? 1153 00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:50,280 -Yes. -And who is the father? 1154 00:56:50,440 --> 00:56:53,760 -I chose it on the site from the Sperm Bank of California. 1155 00:56:54,360 --> 00:56:56,200 Because he looked like Mark Ruffalo. 1156 00:56:58,960 --> 00:57:00,560 Olga? -Hmm? 1157 00:57:02,880 --> 00:57:05,280 -I can put you down a personal question? 1158 00:57:06,320 --> 00:57:07,040 -Yes. 1159 00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:10,520 -What did you see in Octave? 1160 00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:13,200 What attracted you to him? 1161 00:57:13,360 --> 00:57:14,200 -I know. 1162 00:57:14,920 --> 00:57:18,200 I know. I know, this is going to sound crazy. 1163 00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:21,480 But I don't know, I was young. 1164 00:57:21,960 --> 00:57:25,840 He looked...lost. He looked like an abandoned little child. 1165 00:57:26,680 --> 00:57:28,240 But in the French way. 1166 00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:31,960 “Oh...Valentine... 1167 00:57:32,400 --> 00:57:34,280 “Obey Mr. French.” 1168 00:57:35,320 --> 00:57:36,880 “Kiss me, baby.” 1169 00:57:37,160 --> 00:57:41,440 "You are so beautiful, I want to devour you.” 1170 00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:42,960 “Come here!” 1171 00:57:58,680 --> 00:58:02,120 -It's an impressive imitation, you know? 1172 00:58:03,200 --> 00:58:04,400 You are very talented. 1173 00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:08,880 Octave groaned. 1174 00:58:10,520 --> 00:58:13,040 -I don't understand, I'm a feminist... 1175 00:58:13,480 --> 00:58:15,040 -Hello, pig! -Anastasia... 1176 00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:16,040 Hi. 1177 00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:18,360 -You said I would have a good life. Lies! 1178 00:58:18,840 --> 00:58:21,440 I ended up at a porn shoot! -It was a charming film. 1179 00:58:21,600 --> 00:58:24,840 It was very good, I saw it three times. It was great, you were... 1180 00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:26,920 -You're just a son of a bitch selfish and sexist! 1181 00:58:27,080 --> 00:58:28,600 -My mother is not a whore. 1182 00:58:29,280 --> 00:58:31,160 I do this because I need money. 1183 00:58:31,640 --> 00:58:33,360 Do you want to sleep together? 1184 00:58:34,080 --> 00:58:34,880 Octave screams. 1185 00:58:35,040 --> 00:58:36,160 We knock. 1186 00:58:36,320 --> 00:58:37,840 No, please don't knock! 1187 00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:39,080 -It’s Valentine! 1188 00:58:41,440 --> 00:58:42,680 -I resign! 1189 00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:45,880 Valentine drums. 1190 00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:53,000 -It's Valentine. 1191 00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:56,640 I haven't stopped calling you. Didn't you get my messages? 1192 00:58:57,400 --> 00:58:59,520 What happened to you? 1193 00:58:59,680 --> 00:59:01,160 -I am the victim of an attack. 1194 00:59:01,760 --> 00:59:03,800 -An attack? -Yes. 1195 00:59:05,880 --> 00:59:10,000 Feminism is painful. Sing me a lullaby in Swedish. 1196 00:59:10,160 --> 00:59:11,520 -I don't speak Swedish. 1197 00:59:12,120 --> 00:59:13,840 -Ouch! -Don't touch. 1198 00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:14,640 -You're crazy! 1199 00:59:14,800 --> 00:59:16,960 -Stop, it's okay, hey oh. 1200 00:59:17,280 --> 00:59:19,560 -I pity your future kid. 1201 00:59:19,720 --> 00:59:20,400 Oh, but... 1202 00:59:21,720 --> 00:59:24,800 -Good news: we are going to Samara with Sacha's helicopter. 1203 00:59:24,960 --> 00:59:26,560 -I hate helicopters. -Oh hey... 1204 00:59:26,720 --> 00:59:27,680 -To do what? 1205 00:59:29,040 --> 00:59:30,800 -It's a surprise. -I hate surprises. 1206 00:59:30,960 --> 00:59:32,920 -It was bullshit: 1207 00:59:33,080 --> 00:59:35,880 "let's be humble facing the power of destiny"? 1208 00:59:36,040 --> 00:59:38,640 Mr. Parango is afraid of a surprise. 1209 00:59:38,800 --> 00:59:40,840 -Go alone, if you want. 1210 00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:43,320 I need to recover. I was attacked. 1211 00:59:43,480 --> 00:59:45,920 I'll stop, it's not for me. 1212 00:59:46,080 --> 00:59:50,080 "You're beautiful, you're ugly", It's vulgar, it doesn't look like me. 1213 00:59:50,240 --> 00:59:52,080 I dream of a small village, 1214 00:59:52,240 --> 00:59:54,400 lost in nature, 1215 00:59:54,560 --> 00:59:56,560 I would go fishing, I would live with my hands. 1216 00:59:56,720 --> 00:59:57,440 -Of course. 1217 00:59:57,600 --> 00:59:59,640 -I would fish for caviar... -Yes... 1218 01:00:04,160 --> 01:00:06,160 -Where did you find it? 1219 01:00:08,880 --> 01:00:10,000 -It's complicated. 1220 01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:13,160 -What, is it complicated? -I'll explain. 1221 01:00:14,200 --> 01:00:16,160 -Woke up lost 1222 01:00:16,320 --> 01:00:18,480 In a world I didn't know 1223 01:00:20,040 --> 01:00:21,840 I shook it off and... 1224 01:00:22,120 --> 01:00:23,560 I'm trying to make a go 1225 01:00:23,720 --> 01:00:25,480 ... 1226 01:00:25,640 --> 01:00:29,480 Ever get the feeling That the story isn't done 1227 01:00:30,800 --> 01:00:33,280 And you know that you are not 1228 01:00:33,440 --> 01:00:34,720 The only one 1229 01:00:36,680 --> 01:00:39,320 And I know you're out there somewhere 1230 01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:41,920 And I know that you are well 1231 01:00:42,760 --> 01:00:44,240 Looking for an answer 1232 01:00:44,400 --> 01:00:45,280 -Hello. 1233 01:00:47,480 --> 01:00:48,560 Hello, gentlemen. 1234 01:00:51,480 --> 01:00:54,720 I am Valentine Winfeld, visual coach for L’Ideal Paris. 1235 01:00:56,840 --> 01:00:57,520 Okay. 1236 01:00:58,640 --> 01:00:59,880 Do you know L’Ideal Paris? 1237 01:01:00,960 --> 01:01:02,200 “Because you’re you.” 1238 01:01:02,680 --> 01:01:03,600 “Because you’re you.” 1239 01:01:07,160 --> 01:01:09,520 My best friend is Calvin Klein! 1240 01:01:10,400 --> 01:01:12,360 You don't have TV? -Let go. 1241 01:01:12,520 --> 01:01:15,440 We are at the ZZ Top, it's not here. 1242 01:01:15,600 --> 01:01:17,960 -We are looking for a girl: her name is Lena Doytcheva. 1243 01:01:18,120 --> 01:01:19,400 -Ah yes, there! 1244 01:01:19,560 --> 01:01:20,440 Lena! 1245 01:01:20,600 --> 01:01:21,200 -Yes ? 1246 01:01:27,240 --> 01:01:28,800 -She's good. -Yeah. 1247 01:01:29,760 --> 01:01:32,000 -She's even very good. -Yes, I tell you! 1248 01:01:32,160 --> 01:01:36,080 You invented it in the meeting room. You almost did it! 1249 01:01:36,240 --> 01:01:37,000 Hi, Lena! 1250 01:01:37,160 --> 01:01:39,640 I'm Valentine, a friend of your mother. 1251 01:01:40,040 --> 01:01:42,000 -I called you yesterday, remember? -Yes. 1252 01:01:42,160 --> 01:01:43,040 - Well, there we are. 1253 01:01:45,720 --> 01:01:50,040 -His eyes are exactly Pantone Blue Horizon 4. 1254 01:01:50,800 --> 01:01:51,920 -Who is this patient? 1255 01:01:52,080 --> 01:01:53,280 -She speaks French! 1256 01:01:53,440 --> 01:01:56,120 You can put yourself in profile, from the front? Hands? 1257 01:01:56,560 --> 01:01:57,760 -You want some fish? 1258 01:01:58,600 --> 01:02:01,120 -A little surly. It adds to its charm. 1259 01:02:01,280 --> 01:02:03,080 But... are you possible? 1260 01:02:03,240 --> 01:02:05,480 -You finally realize it, Octave. 1261 01:02:06,080 --> 01:02:08,080 -Octave? I've heard this name before. 1262 01:02:08,720 --> 01:02:10,840 -You, I never want to leave you again. 1263 01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:14,000 Listen. You, very poor now, 1264 01:02:14,240 --> 01:02:16,000 but you, soon to be very rich. 1265 01:02:16,440 --> 01:02:18,320 We're going to sell it for a fortune. 1266 01:02:18,480 --> 01:02:20,880 -Wait. -You, TV campaign... 1267 01:02:21,040 --> 01:02:23,880 Kind people, very kind to you. 1268 01:02:24,040 --> 01:02:26,600 PPDA, Jean Dujardin, Jean-Yves Le Fur. 1269 01:02:27,600 --> 01:02:28,360 Listen. 1270 01:02:29,400 --> 01:02:30,760 What are you doing this evening? 1271 01:02:31,440 --> 01:02:33,200 Do you like old people? The jets? 1272 01:02:33,360 --> 01:02:34,000 -No ! 1273 01:02:34,160 --> 01:02:36,880 I have something something important to tell you. 1274 01:02:37,040 --> 01:02:38,400 I don't know how to word it. 1275 01:02:38,560 --> 01:02:40,400 -We solemnly announce to you 1276 01:02:40,560 --> 01:02:43,200 that you will become the new muse of Europe 1277 01:02:43,360 --> 01:02:46,080 of The Ideal. -My mother sent you? 1278 01:02:46,720 --> 01:02:48,160 She's crazy. -Where is your father? 1279 01:02:48,880 --> 01:02:50,760 Lots of money. -I didn't know him. 1280 01:02:50,920 --> 01:02:54,320 He just gave my mother money to abort me. 1281 01:02:54,480 --> 01:02:57,520 -About that, Lena, I present to you your father. 1282 01:02:57,960 --> 01:03:00,520 Octave, I present to you your daughter. Ta da! 1283 01:03:01,160 --> 01:03:03,920 Ah... there you go. -What is this bullshit? 1284 01:03:04,080 --> 01:03:06,640 You don't need to invent myths. 1285 01:03:06,800 --> 01:03:08,600 -It's not a myth. -What ? 1286 01:03:08,760 --> 01:03:09,520 -It's your daughter. 1287 01:03:10,240 --> 01:03:12,960 -The unfunny old man who smells bad, is that my father? 1288 01:03:13,120 --> 01:03:14,760 -That's it. -No not at all. 1289 01:03:14,920 --> 01:03:17,600 -Octave, Olga's lover, 1290 01:03:18,080 --> 01:03:19,360 it was you! 1291 01:03:24,200 --> 01:03:25,320 -Shit... 1292 01:03:28,360 --> 01:03:30,520 Olga would be your mother? 1293 01:03:30,960 --> 01:03:31,960 -So. 1294 01:03:32,120 --> 01:03:34,680 -That means... If you are my daughter, 1295 01:03:34,840 --> 01:03:37,760 am I your father? -Well yes, then. 1296 01:03:38,480 --> 01:03:40,320 -I am his father? -That's it. 1297 01:03:41,800 --> 01:03:44,920 -It's not possible, I didn't do that. 1298 01:03:45,080 --> 01:03:46,400 I'm not the author of this. 1299 01:03:46,560 --> 01:03:48,080 Me ? It's not... 1300 01:03:48,240 --> 01:03:49,760 I just... 1301 01:03:49,920 --> 01:03:51,120 I'm not prepared. 1302 01:03:51,280 --> 01:03:52,840 It's great. 1303 01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:55,080 Usually, children cost money. 1304 01:03:55,240 --> 01:03:58,840 You're going to bring me some. Sorry, I'm clumsy. 1305 01:04:00,480 --> 01:04:01,560 Oh, it's... 1306 01:04:02,680 --> 01:04:03,840 It’s crazy, really. 1307 01:04:04,920 --> 01:04:05,840 -Don't come any closer! 1308 01:04:06,240 --> 01:04:08,520 I don't know how to swim. -But where are you going? 1309 01:04:08,680 --> 01:04:10,160 Come on, let's talk. 1310 01:04:10,320 --> 01:04:12,240 What are you doing ? 1311 01:04:12,720 --> 01:04:15,440 If you jump, I'll jump with you. Is that what you want? 1312 01:04:15,600 --> 01:04:18,600 Dramatic aria from the opera Roussalka 1313 01:04:18,760 --> 01:05:11,000 ... 1314 01:05:11,160 --> 01:05:13,200 -Octave, I don’t know if you can hear me. 1315 01:05:14,600 --> 01:05:16,120 I beg your pardon. 1316 01:05:16,600 --> 01:05:17,920 I blame myself. 1317 01:05:18,360 --> 01:05:21,120 I shouldn't have gotten involved of what didn't concern me. 1318 01:05:23,760 --> 01:05:26,360 I was happy for having found Roussalka. 1319 01:05:27,520 --> 01:05:28,480 Do you understand? 1320 01:05:30,720 --> 01:05:32,480 Oh, don't leave me... 1321 01:05:37,080 --> 01:05:37,880 Oh... 1322 01:05:38,640 --> 01:05:40,360 Octave, oh! 1323 01:05:40,640 --> 01:05:42,960 But you scared me so much! 1324 01:05:43,120 --> 01:05:45,000 You were underwater for a long time! 1325 01:05:46,680 --> 01:05:48,080 You had apnea. 1326 01:05:48,840 --> 01:05:50,880 -I heard everything you said. 1327 01:05:51,560 --> 01:05:53,240 In fact, you're crazy about me. 1328 01:05:53,760 --> 01:05:55,480 -Are you okay? Hey oh! 1329 01:05:55,640 --> 01:05:58,840 I'm glad you're doing well, but we won't... 1330 01:06:00,400 --> 01:06:01,120 -Where is my daughter? 1331 01:06:01,680 --> 01:06:04,320 -Uh... -Lena? Where is she? 1332 01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:09,800 Lena! 1333 01:06:10,600 --> 01:06:11,280 Lena! 1334 01:06:12,560 --> 01:06:14,200 I don't know if you can hear me. 1335 01:06:15,160 --> 01:06:17,480 I don't want you to die. Did you understand? Eh ? 1336 01:06:20,680 --> 01:06:21,920 -Damn, I hate sushi! 1337 01:06:22,840 --> 01:06:24,800 -You two are very lucky. 1338 01:06:27,920 --> 01:06:29,360 Don't go to the Volga. 1339 01:06:30,040 --> 01:06:31,920 If you don't know how to... swim. 1340 01:06:33,280 --> 01:06:35,120 -I'm sorry. I blame myself. 1341 01:06:35,280 --> 01:06:37,240 It's my fault, I... 1342 01:06:37,400 --> 01:06:39,880 -It's your fault. Leave us alone. Cleared. 1343 01:06:40,480 --> 01:06:41,440 From the broom. 1344 01:06:46,360 --> 01:06:47,120 Well what? 1345 01:06:49,800 --> 01:06:51,040 -She's fine. 1346 01:06:51,760 --> 01:06:53,600 -Oh my God, it's such a relief. 1347 01:06:53,760 --> 01:06:55,680 Valentine groaned in pain. 1348 01:06:55,840 --> 01:06:56,880 It's what ? 1349 01:06:57,040 --> 01:06:58,400 What's going on? 1350 01:06:58,800 --> 01:07:00,280 -I think you're in labor. 1351 01:07:00,800 --> 01:07:04,480 -That would surprise me, I'm giving birth on November 14 at American Hospital. 1352 01:07:04,640 --> 01:07:05,680 Impossible. Ouch! 1353 01:07:05,840 --> 01:07:08,480 -I'm going to get the doctor. Everything will be fine. 1354 01:07:08,640 --> 01:07:09,880 -It hurts a lot. 1355 01:07:10,040 --> 01:07:11,720 -Doctor! -Don't leave me! 1356 01:07:11,880 --> 01:07:12,760 No, no... 1357 01:07:12,920 --> 01:07:16,200 Don't come near me. You're not even real doctors. 1358 01:07:16,360 --> 01:07:20,200 Have you ever had a cesarean? I want a cesarean. 1359 01:07:24,880 --> 01:07:25,760 -Good morning ! 1360 01:07:26,920 --> 01:07:27,640 I'm home! 1361 01:07:28,840 --> 01:07:30,280 My daughter is here! 1362 01:07:30,440 --> 01:07:32,320 My daughter is here! 1363 01:07:32,480 --> 01:07:34,520 Come on, I'll call you back later! 1364 01:07:34,680 --> 01:07:36,240 The work is finished! -Goodbye, little cock. 1365 01:07:36,560 --> 01:07:38,480 -Goodbye, Octave. -Bye. 1366 01:07:39,040 --> 01:07:41,320 We often have work meetings. 1367 01:07:41,480 --> 01:07:44,080 They stay a little to refine the collections. 1368 01:07:44,240 --> 01:07:45,400 -Don't call me. 1369 01:07:46,360 --> 01:07:48,400 -It's a little tense. -You don't even have a hard-on. 1370 01:07:49,480 --> 01:07:50,440 -The door! 1371 01:07:51,360 --> 01:07:53,560 You send me the memo by email, huh? 1372 01:07:53,720 --> 01:07:55,880 Do you want to drink something? -No. 1373 01:07:56,040 --> 01:07:57,680 -Yes, look, I have... 1374 01:07:59,520 --> 01:08:00,200 Do you want? 1375 01:08:01,560 --> 01:08:02,680 Maybe not. 1376 01:08:02,840 --> 01:08:03,480 So come on. 1377 01:08:03,640 --> 01:08:04,760 This is the living room. 1378 01:08:05,200 --> 01:08:09,080 This is where I get all the... all financial partners... 1379 01:08:09,400 --> 01:08:10,960 work... Come on. 1380 01:08:11,120 --> 01:08:12,640 I don't know, sit down. 1381 01:08:13,040 --> 01:08:16,600 What do we do? Do you want to watch a cartoon? 1382 01:08:16,760 --> 01:08:19,080 I have Ratatouille, The Lion King. 1383 01:08:19,680 --> 01:08:21,520 -I'm 15, I listen to Die Antwoord, 1384 01:08:21,680 --> 01:08:24,000 I watch Saw and I'm reading The Fault in Our Stars, OK? 1385 01:08:24,160 --> 01:08:28,440 -OK, well... my daughter is a goth. 1386 01:08:29,200 --> 01:08:30,320 My daughter is a goth. 1387 01:08:36,680 --> 01:08:40,240 What do you want to do later? -Film director. 1388 01:08:40,400 --> 01:08:43,360 I filmed people that I found beautiful. -Ah good ? 1389 01:08:51,480 --> 01:08:52,600 Did you do this? 1390 01:08:52,960 --> 01:08:53,760 -Yes. 1391 01:08:53,920 --> 01:08:55,400 -It's interesting. 1392 01:08:56,400 --> 01:08:58,960 How long have you been doing this? -One year. 1393 01:08:59,720 --> 01:09:00,720 -You're good, huh! 1394 01:09:02,520 --> 01:09:03,880 You're really talented. 1395 01:09:07,160 --> 01:09:08,120 Is this fake fire? 1396 01:09:08,920 --> 01:09:10,080 -What ? -There. 1397 01:09:10,480 --> 01:09:14,120 -Ah yes, uh... It's fake fire. Well, no, it's true. 1398 01:09:14,880 --> 01:09:16,120 -What is wood for? 1399 01:09:16,760 --> 01:09:19,480 -It’s to make it authentic. It is important to... 1400 01:09:20,880 --> 01:09:21,960 to do... 1401 01:09:23,120 --> 01:09:24,520 a bit of authenticity. 1402 01:09:25,880 --> 01:09:27,640 -And the guitar is for girls? 1403 01:09:33,400 --> 01:09:35,000 -What ? -Are you playing? 1404 01:09:38,080 --> 01:09:38,880 -Okay... 1405 01:09:42,280 --> 01:09:45,040 What do I know as a gothic piece? 1406 01:09:46,840 --> 01:09:48,520 Ah, maybe I'll do that. 1407 01:09:49,360 --> 01:09:50,760 I'm not used to it, I warn you. 1408 01:09:52,200 --> 01:09:54,120 Sweet melody 1409 01:09:54,280 --> 01:09:57,440 Intro to My Girl by Nirvana 1410 01:09:57,600 --> 01:10:00,280 -My daughter, my daughter 1411 01:10:01,440 --> 01:10:04,680 Don't lie to me 1412 01:10:05,200 --> 01:10:10,080 Where did you sleep last night? 1413 01:10:10,240 --> 01:10:12,160 ... 1414 01:10:12,320 --> 01:10:15,800 In the woods, in the woods 1415 01:10:15,960 --> 01:10:18,600 Where the sun doesn't shine 1416 01:10:20,040 --> 01:10:24,840 How could I have wasted all this time 1417 01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:26,840 Without you 1418 01:10:28,960 --> 01:10:32,360 My daughter, my daughter 1419 01:10:32,520 --> 01:10:49,440 ... 1420 01:10:49,920 --> 01:10:50,920 -It's pretty. 1421 01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:01,080 This apartment is weird, isn't it? 1422 01:11:02,520 --> 01:11:03,200 Yeah. 1423 01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:09,000 Show me a place that looks like you. 1424 01:11:11,240 --> 01:11:13,800 -First you need to change your look. 1425 01:11:13,960 --> 01:11:17,040 *Russian partisan song 1426 01:11:17,200 --> 01:11:18,760 *... 1427 01:11:18,920 --> 01:11:20,000 -Hi... 1428 01:11:20,160 --> 01:11:24,320 *... 1429 01:11:24,480 --> 01:11:25,360 -Hi. 1430 01:11:25,520 --> 01:11:28,320 *... 1431 01:11:28,480 --> 01:11:31,000 -Ah yes, you really are a communist. 1432 01:11:31,160 --> 01:11:37,440 *... 1433 01:11:37,600 --> 01:11:40,000 -Password ? -Fuck Putin's mother. 1434 01:11:46,280 --> 01:11:47,080 -Lena! 1435 01:11:52,440 --> 01:11:54,240 -Good evening. 1436 01:11:54,400 --> 01:11:55,840 -Ah, here is the friend 1437 01:11:56,000 --> 01:11:57,280 oligarchs. 1438 01:11:57,840 --> 01:11:59,240 Despite my efforts, 1439 01:11:59,400 --> 01:12:01,360 you have enough balls left to come here. 1440 01:12:01,720 --> 01:12:04,000 What do you want? A second beating? 1441 01:12:05,400 --> 01:12:06,760 -I'm coming with my daughter. 1442 01:12:06,920 --> 01:12:08,240 I am a friend. 1443 01:12:08,560 --> 01:12:09,960 -Listen, let me introduce you 1444 01:12:10,120 --> 01:12:13,040 my biological father. He works for L'Ideal. 1445 01:12:13,200 --> 01:12:15,160 Screams and hubbub And thanks to him, 1446 01:12:15,320 --> 01:12:16,280 this multinational 1447 01:12:16,440 --> 01:12:18,320 capitalist wants to take me as a muse. 1448 01:12:18,480 --> 01:12:20,640 Cries of protest 1449 01:12:20,800 --> 01:12:21,560 -Shh! 1450 01:12:22,840 --> 01:12:24,400 We are sorry that your father is a pig. 1451 01:12:24,640 --> 01:12:28,080 But you're not going to work for this totalitarian empire of shit? 1452 01:12:28,840 --> 01:12:30,680 -Listen, such an occasion will not appear again. 1453 01:12:31,200 --> 01:12:33,400 I have a serious proposal to do to you. 1454 01:12:36,280 --> 01:12:37,080 -Yes. 1455 01:12:41,280 --> 01:12:42,760 -What is this bitch? 1456 01:12:42,920 --> 01:12:45,000 Damn, I don't believe it! 1457 01:12:45,160 --> 01:12:46,720 That bitch Wang! 1458 01:12:46,880 --> 01:12:50,680 She chose another girl without telling me? The bitch! 1459 01:12:51,320 --> 01:12:53,360 Don't look, they want to format you 1460 01:12:53,520 --> 01:12:55,880 but mom is here. Don't worry. baby crying 1461 01:12:57,120 --> 01:12:59,440 Damn, she's everywhere! 1462 01:12:59,600 --> 01:13:01,640 -Valentine, stop. 1463 01:13:01,800 --> 01:13:04,600 -I don't believe it, is she sending me to Moscow for that? 1464 01:13:04,760 --> 01:13:07,640 Bullshit! We don't want any more of this shit! 1465 01:13:07,800 --> 01:13:10,640 Look what mom is doing to the cardboard girls! 1466 01:13:10,800 --> 01:13:13,600 Look what she does to them! -Police ! 1467 01:13:13,760 --> 01:13:15,520 -A bonfire! 1468 01:13:15,680 --> 01:13:17,360 A fire of... ah, sorry. 1469 01:13:17,520 --> 01:13:18,920 No. No. 1470 01:13:19,080 --> 01:13:22,680 I recognize the slippage. I'm going to get my act together. 1471 01:13:22,840 --> 01:13:24,240 I realize it. 1472 01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:27,320 -Maybe you should stop to burn everything, Valentine! 1473 01:13:29,200 --> 01:13:29,960 -Good morning. 1474 01:13:30,120 --> 01:13:31,560 -Sir...madam... 1475 01:13:31,720 --> 01:13:35,280 -Carine Wang. You had a call from a friend, from the ministry. 1476 01:13:36,360 --> 01:13:37,080 -The arsonist? 1477 01:13:37,920 --> 01:13:38,680 Hmm... 1478 01:13:39,480 --> 01:13:40,680 Does it make you smile? 1479 01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:44,240 I'll explain it to you again. 1480 01:13:45,320 --> 01:13:47,240 Vigipirate plan. 1481 01:13:47,400 --> 01:13:49,040 Attack Alert. 1482 01:13:51,120 --> 01:13:52,600 Normally, it is punctured. 1483 01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:54,560 Because the state of emergency, 1484 01:13:55,040 --> 01:13:57,680 we have the green light! And there, set fire 1485 01:13:57,840 --> 01:13:59,120 in an airport... 1486 01:13:59,480 --> 01:14:00,160 not good. 1487 01:14:00,480 --> 01:14:01,840 And in a case like this... 1488 01:14:03,160 --> 01:14:04,120 we draw. -Oh damn. 1489 01:14:04,280 --> 01:14:05,080 -Well yeah. 1490 01:14:06,360 --> 01:14:07,360 And we shoot. -Yeah. 1491 01:14:07,520 --> 01:14:08,360 -And we shoot. -Ah. 1492 01:14:08,520 --> 01:14:10,360 -We are all under tension. 1493 01:14:11,320 --> 01:14:12,800 There are no more safety catches. 1494 01:14:14,240 --> 01:14:17,000 Do you see a safety catch? 1495 01:14:21,120 --> 01:14:23,120 You shouldn't take people for idiots. 1496 01:14:28,680 --> 01:14:30,240 And at the same time, I understand it. 1497 01:14:32,520 --> 01:14:34,640 We all have our little problems, 1498 01:14:35,280 --> 01:14:36,840 our little delusions, our little worries. 1499 01:14:37,440 --> 01:14:38,560 Our little vices. 1500 01:14:39,040 --> 01:14:40,080 We can find 1501 01:14:40,680 --> 01:14:43,360 videos on the Internet... -Can I? 1502 01:14:43,640 --> 01:14:44,640 -Yes. 1503 01:14:48,360 --> 01:14:49,560 -Is your head okay? 1504 01:14:50,040 --> 01:14:51,920 Do you think we need that? 1505 01:14:52,640 --> 01:14:56,440 Your little burning was filmed, it could have ended up in a loop on the net. 1506 01:14:57,120 --> 01:14:59,600 What's going on? under your orange hair? 1507 01:15:00,520 --> 01:15:02,520 -What is it? this new shitty campaign 1508 01:15:02,680 --> 01:15:04,400 that was done behind my back? 1509 01:15:04,560 --> 01:15:06,920 I'm still the visual coach, right? 1510 01:15:07,080 --> 01:15:09,160 -We are happy with Lena. 1511 01:15:09,440 --> 01:15:12,800 -Ah well thank you. -But someone had to jump. 1512 01:15:13,320 --> 01:15:16,360 It couldn't be me. So here. You sign this. 1513 01:15:17,000 --> 01:15:19,480 Bottom right. It's better for everyone. 1514 01:15:20,120 --> 01:15:21,680 -You don't fire me, I'm resigning. 1515 01:15:22,120 --> 01:15:25,480 -It's crazy, you guess the letters before reading them. 1516 01:15:25,640 --> 01:15:26,400 -You know what? 1517 01:15:26,560 --> 01:15:28,280 I don't give a damn about this job. 1518 01:15:28,760 --> 01:15:30,400 I moved on to something else. 1519 01:15:30,560 --> 01:15:33,000 Are you aware? I am a mother. 1520 01:15:33,160 --> 01:15:34,280 I have real responsibilities. 1521 01:15:34,440 --> 01:15:35,440 You don't know what that is. 1522 01:15:36,120 --> 01:15:38,320 -When can she go out? -We calm down. 1523 01:15:38,920 --> 01:15:40,480 It will come out when I decide. 1524 01:15:46,720 --> 01:15:48,320 NOW. Now that's good. 1525 01:15:49,160 --> 01:15:50,200 He opens the door. 1526 01:15:51,160 --> 01:15:54,920 -There you go... It will do you good no longer work. 1527 01:15:55,080 --> 01:15:56,880 You will be able to take care of your daughter. 1528 01:15:57,200 --> 01:16:00,960 More responsibilities, more stress, more money. 1529 01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:03,520 I almost envy you. 1530 01:16:03,680 --> 01:16:05,800 -You say so much bullshit that you believe in it. 1531 01:16:05,960 --> 01:16:09,800 -It's not a tea room here. -Stop sexist remarks. 1532 01:16:10,280 --> 01:16:12,800 -It's okay... - I won't take you home? 1533 01:16:12,960 --> 01:16:13,680 -You know what? 1534 01:16:13,840 --> 01:16:15,760 You don't deserve to be a woman. 1535 01:16:15,920 --> 01:16:18,040 -Fuck you, Christine Boutin! 1536 01:16:18,200 --> 01:16:20,720 Even if it means being a woman, you might as well be a slut! 1537 01:16:20,880 --> 01:16:23,440 Ovation from the audience 1538 01:16:23,600 --> 01:16:27,720 ... 1539 01:16:27,880 --> 01:16:29,000 Beauty is you. 1540 01:16:31,040 --> 01:16:31,880 It's us. 1541 01:16:33,120 --> 01:16:33,880 That's a bit of me. 1542 01:16:34,040 --> 01:16:36,000 Laughter 1543 01:16:36,160 --> 01:16:37,080 Since always, at L’Ideal, 1544 01:16:37,240 --> 01:16:39,920 we have one goal: that 3 billion women 1545 01:16:40,080 --> 01:16:42,280 want to look the same. 1546 01:16:43,520 --> 01:16:44,520 The year that has passed 1547 01:16:44,680 --> 01:16:46,600 was full of twists and turns. 1548 01:16:47,000 --> 01:16:49,960 I am referring to this early season slippage. 1549 01:16:50,120 --> 01:16:52,680 I can say today that it's in the past. 1550 01:16:52,840 --> 01:16:54,040 Even though we all know 1551 01:16:54,200 --> 01:16:57,240 what am I talking about. I am proud to present to you 1552 01:16:57,400 --> 01:16:59,960 our new muse. But... 1553 01:17:00,120 --> 01:17:01,800 before discovering it... 1554 01:17:02,120 --> 01:17:04,200 I would like to recall his story. 1555 01:17:05,200 --> 01:17:06,040 It's a... 1556 01:17:06,680 --> 01:17:07,880 modern fairy tale. 1557 01:17:09,080 --> 01:17:11,000 His dad, who works for us 1558 01:17:11,160 --> 01:17:14,480 had not known her for a long time. Inaudible words 1559 01:17:15,000 --> 01:17:17,640 So it's for her, a rebirth. 1560 01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:19,280 And for us, 1561 01:17:20,000 --> 01:17:23,120 it's very moving to offer him this second life. 1562 01:17:25,120 --> 01:17:26,520 As far as I'm concerned, 1563 01:17:27,800 --> 01:17:29,480 It evokes things, for me. 1564 01:17:30,400 --> 01:17:31,600 A new life. 1565 01:17:31,760 --> 01:17:33,080 Sorry, I... 1566 01:17:33,240 --> 01:17:34,680 This lovely story, 1567 01:17:34,840 --> 01:17:37,720 you can read it in the press kit. 1568 01:17:37,880 --> 01:17:40,720 Without further ado, I ask you to welcome him. 1569 01:17:40,880 --> 01:17:42,560 She is fresh, bright, 1570 01:17:42,880 --> 01:17:45,040 she is the new Ideal woman: 1571 01:17:45,200 --> 01:17:47,840 Miss Lena Doytcheva-Parango! 1572 01:17:48,000 --> 01:17:50,200 Acoustic version of Barbie Girl 1573 01:17:50,840 --> 01:17:51,640 -Well done! 1574 01:17:51,800 --> 01:17:56,360 ... 1575 01:17:56,520 --> 01:17:58,360 -I'm a Barbie girl 1576 01:17:58,760 --> 01:18:01,320 In a Barbie world 1577 01:18:01,480 --> 01:18:02,480 Life in plastic 1578 01:18:03,560 --> 01:18:05,000 It's fantastic 1579 01:18:05,160 --> 01:18:06,640 You can brush my hair 1580 01:18:07,040 --> 01:18:09,440 Undress me everywhere 1581 01:18:09,920 --> 01:18:11,120 Imagination 1582 01:18:11,680 --> 01:18:13,800 Life is your creation 1583 01:18:15,320 --> 01:18:17,240 I'm a blonde bimbo girl 1584 01:18:17,400 --> 01:18:19,160 In a fantasy world 1585 01:18:19,600 --> 01:18:23,120 Dress me up, make me talk, I'm your dollie 1586 01:18:23,280 --> 01:18:23,960 -(What is that?) 1587 01:18:24,120 --> 01:18:25,600 -You're my doll Rock'n'roll 1588 01:18:25,760 --> 01:18:28,040 Feel the glamor and pain -What is that? 1589 01:18:28,200 --> 01:18:31,640 -Kiss me here, touch me there Hanky panky 1590 01:18:32,200 --> 01:18:34,280 -Octave, c'est la femme de ma vie ! 1591 01:18:34,800 --> 01:18:36,520 -Jamais de la vie, dégage. 1592 01:18:37,200 --> 01:18:40,200 If you say I'm always yours 1593 01:18:42,600 --> 01:18:46,880 I'm a Barbie girl In a Barbie world 1594 01:18:47,040 --> 01:18:48,880 Life in plastic 1595 01:18:49,040 --> 01:18:51,560 It's fantastic You can brush my hair 1596 01:18:51,720 --> 01:18:53,800 Undress me everywhere 1597 01:18:53,960 --> 01:18:55,600 ... 1598 01:18:55,760 --> 01:18:57,640 Imagination 1599 01:18:57,800 --> 01:18:59,320 Life is your creation 1600 01:18:59,480 --> 01:19:03,520 Come on Barbie, let's go party Ah ah ah yeah 1601 01:19:03,880 --> 01:19:05,960 Come on Barbie, let's go party 1602 01:19:06,960 --> 01:19:07,920 Fuck L'Ideal ! 1603 01:19:08,080 --> 01:19:10,840 *Version hardrock de Barbie Girl 1604 01:19:11,000 --> 01:19:12,240 Cris de révolte 1605 01:19:12,400 --> 01:19:21,920 *... ... 1606 01:19:22,080 --> 01:19:23,480 -Fuck L'Ideal ! 1607 01:19:23,640 --> 01:19:32,360 *... ... 1608 01:19:32,520 --> 01:19:34,480 -Fuck L'Ideal ! 1609 01:19:34,640 --> 01:19:44,680 *... ... 1610 01:19:44,840 --> 01:19:45,480 -Fascistes ! 1611 01:19:45,640 --> 01:19:48,000 *... ... 1612 01:19:48,160 --> 01:19:50,560 *JT jingle 1613 01:19:50,720 --> 01:19:52,640 *-The conference press release of L'Ideal was sabotaged 1614 01:19:52,800 --> 01:19:54,200 *by a group of feminist activists. 1615 01:19:54,360 --> 01:19:55,800 *Currently, flames 1616 01:19:55,960 --> 01:19:57,600 *and smoke exit the building. 1617 01:19:57,760 --> 01:20:00,400 *We have new information: 1618 01:20:00,560 --> 01:20:03,720 *right now, the company spokesperson announces 1619 01:20:03,880 --> 01:20:06,480 *that Carine Wang had a nervous breakdown. 1620 01:20:07,200 --> 01:20:08,680 *Ms. Carine Wang... 1621 01:20:09,600 --> 01:20:11,520 *It's a bath of blood, ladies and gentlemen. 1622 01:20:11,680 --> 01:20:13,960 *She comes to punch a black woman in the face. 1623 01:20:14,120 --> 01:20:16,640 *This is a situation horrible, I'm sorry. 1624 01:20:16,800 --> 01:20:19,000 *The images arrive. If you are sensitive, 1625 01:20:19,160 --> 01:20:20,080 *leave the room! 1626 01:20:23,240 --> 01:20:26,040 -You just have to do it. Do you understand? 1627 01:20:26,200 --> 01:20:28,000 It's great. 1628 01:20:28,160 --> 01:20:29,480 She swears in Russian. 1629 01:20:29,640 --> 01:20:32,000 It's very good what you did. 1630 01:20:32,160 --> 01:20:34,960 -AC/DC have never played the balalaika. 1631 01:20:35,120 --> 01:20:40,040 -No, we don't know. Maybe it sold less well 1632 01:20:40,200 --> 01:20:41,800 and that they never boasted. 1633 01:20:41,960 --> 01:20:44,720 They all started with the balalaika. 1634 01:20:45,200 --> 01:20:48,240 I'm sure, sweetheart. Work a little. 1635 01:20:48,400 --> 01:20:50,600 It will be great. One day you will tell me thank you. 1636 01:20:52,280 --> 01:20:55,000 “My Girl” (The Jesus And Mary Chain) 1637 01:20:55,160 --> 01:20:58,440 -I've got sunshine It's a cloudy day 1638 01:20:58,600 --> 01:21:00,880 ... 1639 01:21:01,040 --> 01:21:04,000 -How cute they are, my little women. 1640 01:21:04,720 --> 01:21:06,000 Oh, and you... 1641 01:21:06,160 --> 01:21:08,880 He chirps. 1642 01:21:09,040 --> 01:21:11,680 How cute he is. -You know what? 1643 01:21:11,840 --> 01:21:13,120 -What ? -You're good. 1644 01:21:13,280 --> 01:21:17,000 It's your shift. Be nice, take care of it a little. 1645 01:21:17,160 --> 01:21:19,040 We need a little privacy. 1646 01:21:19,920 --> 01:21:22,520 -My daughter 1647 01:21:23,160 --> 01:21:25,960 Talking 'bout my girl My girl 1648 01:21:26,120 --> 01:21:28,720 ... 1649 01:21:28,880 --> 01:21:31,160 -They need privacy. 1650 01:21:31,320 --> 01:21:32,400 That's how it is. 1651 01:21:33,600 --> 01:21:36,320 We're both going to be alone. 1652 01:21:36,480 --> 01:21:39,800 But of course. We're going to watch the frogs. 1653 01:21:39,960 --> 01:21:42,520 Look at the frogs going "plop". 1654 01:21:42,680 --> 01:21:45,280 Look at. Did you see? 1655 01:21:45,640 --> 01:21:47,600 There you go, it's like you. 1656 01:21:47,760 --> 01:21:51,080 -I guess you'd say 1657 01:21:51,240 --> 01:21:55,640 What can make me feel this way? 1658 01:21:55,800 --> 01:21:57,080 My girl 1659 01:21:57,240 --> 01:21:58,560 My girl 1660 01:21:59,080 --> 01:22:01,760 Talking 'bout my girl 1661 01:22:01,920 --> 01:22:09,320 ... 1662 01:22:09,480 --> 01:22:11,720 -Alors, c'est qui, le patron ? 1663 01:22:11,880 --> 01:22:21,920 ... 1664 01:22:22,080 --> 01:22:25,400 -I don't need no money 1665 01:22:25,560 --> 01:22:27,640 Fortune, or fame 1666 01:22:27,800 --> 01:22:29,960 ... 1667 01:22:30,120 --> 01:22:31,000 On frappe. 1668 01:22:31,160 --> 01:22:34,680 I've got all the riches 1669 01:22:34,840 --> 01:22:36,120 -Bonjour. -Bonjour. 1670 01:22:36,280 --> 01:22:38,320 -Vous avez demandé une baby-sitter ? 1671 01:22:39,680 --> 01:22:40,880 -Baby-sitter ? 1672 01:22:41,040 --> 01:22:45,800 -I guess you'd say 1673 01:22:45,960 --> 01:22:48,600 What can make me feel this way? 1674 01:22:49,000 --> 01:22:50,200 My girl 1675 01:22:50,360 --> 01:22:52,040 My girl 1676 01:22:52,400 --> 01:22:55,120 Talking 'bout my girl 1677 01:22:55,280 --> 01:22:57,960 ... 1678 01:22:58,120 --> 01:23:01,840 I got sunshine On a cloudy day 1679 01:23:02,000 --> 01:23:03,840 ... 1680 01:23:04,000 --> 01:23:07,920 I even got the month of May 1681 01:23:08,080 --> 01:23:09,960 I got 1682 01:23:10,120 --> 01:23:12,760 I got what she 1683 01:23:12,920 --> 01:23:15,880 ... 1684 01:23:16,040 --> 01:23:18,600 I got my girl in the month of May 1685 01:23:18,760 --> 01:23:22,000 Talking 'bout my girl 1686 01:23:22,160 --> 01:23:24,120 My girl 1687 01:23:24,280 --> 01:23:37,720 ... 1688 01:23:37,880 --> 01:23:41,400 - Shama Izrel Adènè. 1689 01:23:41,880 --> 01:23:45,920 -Shema Israel Adonai. 1690 01:23:46,080 --> 01:23:47,120 She sighs. 1691 01:23:49,640 --> 01:23:53,120 "Russian Partisan's Song" (The Red Army Choir) 1692 01:23:53,280 --> 01:24:59,120 ... 1693 01:24:59,280 --> 01:25:54,960 ... 1694 01:25:55,120 --> 01:25:56,800 Soft music 1695 01:25:56,960 --> 01:27:35,600 ... 1696 01:27:35,760 --> 01:27:38,040 Subtitle: HIVENTY