1 00:00:00,880 --> 00:00:04,700 Simon and Simon Investigations will guarantee the safe delivery of this 2 00:00:04,700 --> 00:00:06,660 even if the hounds of hell are after us. 3 00:00:07,060 --> 00:00:09,800 Tonight on Simon and Simon. 4 00:00:10,720 --> 00:00:12,300 Sergeant, who is this woman? 5 00:00:12,540 --> 00:00:14,300 A thief and a killer. 6 00:00:14,520 --> 00:00:18,400 Boy, that's a great old car, isn't it? First they want to steal her, then they 7 00:00:18,400 --> 00:00:20,320 want to destroy her. Makes perfect sense. 8 00:00:20,620 --> 00:00:23,940 According to this map, he did almost 100 pounds of pure gold. 9 00:00:24,220 --> 00:00:26,920 AJ, I'm in a terrific mood, just don't spoil it, okay? 10 00:02:12,380 --> 00:02:14,420 Brown, B. 11 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:25,900 Meisel. 12 00:02:37,390 --> 00:02:38,390 Now, what do we got here? 13 00:02:39,010 --> 00:02:40,010 Newspaper. 14 00:02:40,250 --> 00:02:41,650 I wonder who it could be for. 15 00:02:45,250 --> 00:02:46,250 Swayze. 16 00:02:46,870 --> 00:02:47,870 He. 17 00:02:57,250 --> 00:02:58,530 You don't budge an inch. 18 00:03:00,390 --> 00:03:01,390 Do you? 19 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:08,600 Princess. 20 00:03:55,740 --> 00:03:56,740 Sir? 21 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:03,240 Inmate Swayze requests permission to approach. 22 00:04:04,660 --> 00:04:06,580 Well, haul it on over, sweet babe. 23 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:20,519 I think it's about time that you and I got to be friends. 24 00:04:22,340 --> 00:04:23,340 You bet. 25 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:33,810 How's come it took all these many years for you to give old Ernie a tumble? Huh, 26 00:04:33,810 --> 00:04:34,890 sweet thing? How's come? 27 00:04:35,790 --> 00:04:40,350 You know, I can arrange for special delivery on that newspaper of yours. 28 00:04:41,430 --> 00:04:42,430 Thank you. 29 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:02,920 It's more fun when you take your time. 30 00:05:48,030 --> 00:05:52,730 Mom, it's not that we don't appreciate your trying to drum up the business for 31 00:05:52,730 --> 00:05:56,530 us. Sophie Chalfan is a dear friend of mine, and she needs our help. 32 00:05:57,450 --> 00:05:58,470 We already gave. 33 00:05:58,890 --> 00:06:03,210 This isn't a charity case, Rick. She's perfectly capable of paying your fee. 34 00:06:03,570 --> 00:06:07,130 But, Mom, we are not in the automobile delivery business. 35 00:06:07,410 --> 00:06:09,190 We're private investigators, remember? 36 00:06:09,840 --> 00:06:13,740 Now, don't get smart with me, young man. I know this isn't the sort of thing you 37 00:06:13,740 --> 00:06:17,900 do, but someone tried to steal that car last night, and Sophie's worried it 38 00:06:17,900 --> 00:06:19,760 might never get to San Francisco. 39 00:06:20,920 --> 00:06:23,500 Would you at least talk to her? 40 00:06:24,820 --> 00:06:25,820 Yes, ma 'am. 41 00:06:28,100 --> 00:06:32,600 I never did see who tried to steal the car. When the alarm went off, I ran 42 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:34,380 outside, but the thief had gone. 43 00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:37,080 What kind of car is it? 44 00:06:37,470 --> 00:06:40,770 It's a very old Cadillac that my late husband had for years. 45 00:06:41,250 --> 00:06:44,370 Howard, may he rest in peace, just loved that car. 46 00:06:44,750 --> 00:06:48,590 He always said to me, Sophie, never sell that car. 47 00:06:48,970 --> 00:06:49,970 Never. 48 00:06:50,490 --> 00:06:54,850 And I wouldn't have, except that Howard died of a heart attack two weeks ago. 49 00:06:55,210 --> 00:06:56,870 Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry to hear that. 50 00:06:57,090 --> 00:06:57,849 Thank you. 51 00:06:57,850 --> 00:07:04,450 It was so sudden and unexpected that he didn't get a chance to put his estate in 52 00:07:04,450 --> 00:07:08,800 order. He had made some investments that... That's dunk. That's what they 53 00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:12,800 Howard, may he rest in peace, was a very considerate man. 54 00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:16,180 But he left me practically penniless. 55 00:07:16,640 --> 00:07:21,220 So I took an ad in the paper, and I got a very nice phone call from a Mr. 56 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:22,800 Paxley in San Francisco. 57 00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:26,860 He said that if I delivered the car up there, he'd give me a check. 58 00:07:27,320 --> 00:07:31,400 Now, Howard always said that the car should never go more than 50 miles an 59 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:36,760 so I was going to hire one of those driving services until somebody tried to 60 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:41,900 steal the car, and I realized how dangerous it would be to deliver it. 61 00:07:41,900 --> 00:07:47,180 you two would get that car safely to San Francisco, I'd be happy to give you 10 62 00:07:47,180 --> 00:07:49,460 % of anything Mr. Paxley gives me. 63 00:07:50,460 --> 00:07:54,800 Mrs. Chauvin, that's very kind, and we appreciate it. That's an old Cadillac. I 64 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:56,040 mean, how much could it be worth? 65 00:07:56,480 --> 00:08:01,220 Oh, well, not very much generally, but this one happens to be worth $95 ,000. 66 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:04,900 It's in my house right now, if you'd like to see it. 67 00:08:05,780 --> 00:08:08,480 I asked Myron to keep an eye on it. 68 00:08:09,360 --> 00:08:10,360 Good thinking. 69 00:08:12,900 --> 00:08:14,020 $95 ,000. 70 00:08:19,580 --> 00:08:21,060 Good Lord. 71 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:23,780 It's a chrome eagle. 72 00:08:24,180 --> 00:08:26,220 It's a what? It's a... Chrome Eagle. 73 00:08:27,360 --> 00:08:29,180 I didn't think there were any of these left. 74 00:08:29,560 --> 00:08:30,700 You know that car. 75 00:08:31,300 --> 00:08:33,020 Do I know this car? 76 00:08:34,240 --> 00:08:40,140 What we have here is a 1935 Cadillac Chrome Eagle Sports Phaeton V12 engine, 77 00:08:40,140 --> 00:08:42,900 horses, one -shot lube system. And a partridge in a pear tree. 78 00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:45,620 There are only six of these cars ever made. 79 00:08:47,140 --> 00:08:51,460 I don't know who this guy Paxley is, but he's giving you a fair price. 80 00:08:52,360 --> 00:08:55,640 Now let's see, 10 % of $95 ,000. Rick! Move it what? 81 00:08:56,660 --> 00:09:00,780 In the presence of a work of art, we do not discuss commerce that is tacky. 82 00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:08,600 Mrs. Chauvin, I think I speak for my brother when I say that Simon and Simon 83 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:12,200 Investigations will guarantee the safe delivery of this vehicle even if the 84 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:13,620 hounds of hell are after us. 85 00:09:15,020 --> 00:09:18,820 All right, if I take her out for a little spin? I wouldn't mind at all. 86 00:09:20,460 --> 00:09:21,460 No, no, no. 87 00:09:22,040 --> 00:09:23,040 It's nothing like that. 88 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:24,900 It's just one of those last -minute things. 89 00:09:27,440 --> 00:09:31,080 I am driving up there with my brother and spare me the cutesy remarks. 90 00:09:32,460 --> 00:09:33,720 No, there's no girl. 91 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:40,060 Look... I'll call you when I get back, okay? 92 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:42,200 Yeah. Bye. 93 00:09:43,520 --> 00:09:44,520 Mr. Simon? 94 00:09:45,020 --> 00:09:46,860 Uh... Yeah? 95 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:48,480 My name's Rick. 96 00:09:49,199 --> 00:09:50,700 I'm Eleanor Swanson, Rick. 97 00:09:50,980 --> 00:09:52,720 Hi. My friends call me Ellie. 98 00:09:53,080 --> 00:09:54,280 Well, Ellie. 99 00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:57,260 What can I do for you? 100 00:09:58,040 --> 00:09:59,800 You can take me with you to San Francisco. 101 00:10:00,760 --> 00:10:02,760 I heard about the Chrome Eagle. 102 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:05,380 Oh, you're an old car buff, huh? 103 00:10:05,660 --> 00:10:06,660 An old car rider. 104 00:10:06,820 --> 00:10:10,940 I freelance for Autotrend, Road and Tire, and I think I could sell either one of 105 00:10:10,940 --> 00:10:12,800 them an article about the journey of the Chrome Eagle. 106 00:10:13,580 --> 00:10:14,479 Uh -huh. 107 00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:17,300 If you'd let me come with you, I'd be happy to pay all the expenses. 108 00:10:19,100 --> 00:10:23,300 Well, I really would have to talk to my brother about that, and right now he's 109 00:10:23,300 --> 00:10:26,940 out getting the car gassed and oiled. 110 00:10:28,980 --> 00:10:35,900 And the trip, I mean, we're going to take our time, you know, 111 00:10:35,900 --> 00:10:39,460 going up there. It could be two or three days. 112 00:10:40,020 --> 00:10:42,260 I'm sure we could work out some sort of sleeping arrangement. 113 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:53,700 Probably. Well, of course, you said she could come along. Of course I did. 114 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:57,140 I think if you refuse an approach like that, you're supposed to meet us here. 115 00:10:57,160 --> 00:10:58,160 What do you fear? You'll understand. 116 00:10:58,520 --> 00:10:59,580 I'm thirsty, fellas. 117 00:11:00,180 --> 00:11:02,280 Myron, you're supposed to be watching the car. 118 00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:06,100 Hey, lighten up, AJ. I got my camper blocking and it's going nowhere. 119 00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:10,280 And there's also some foxy -looking blonde out there that says she's going 120 00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:11,280 you. 121 00:11:11,660 --> 00:11:13,280 Well, if that's what she says. 122 00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:14,880 Excuse me, Myron. 123 00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:16,580 You're taking golf clubs? 124 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:17,800 Certainly. 125 00:11:17,820 --> 00:11:19,220 I know when you might want to do a little shooting. 126 00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:21,240 Broads? 127 00:11:21,840 --> 00:11:22,840 Golf clubs? 128 00:11:23,120 --> 00:11:25,320 Hey, Jay, is that the way I taught you how to handle a case? 129 00:11:25,920 --> 00:11:26,920 Mm -hmm. 130 00:11:27,140 --> 00:11:28,140 Broads and golf clubs. 131 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:41,220 Good morning. 132 00:11:41,820 --> 00:11:42,820 Good morning. 133 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:45,800 Mrs. Jalvin? 134 00:11:46,420 --> 00:11:47,420 Yes. 135 00:11:48,460 --> 00:11:50,740 Sergeant Dornigan, police officer. 136 00:11:54,460 --> 00:11:55,720 You're from New Orleans? 137 00:11:56,220 --> 00:12:01,160 Yes, I just transferred out here. They haven't issued me a new badge yet. My 138 00:12:01,160 --> 00:12:02,940 husband and I used to live in New Orleans. 139 00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:04,720 Oh, did you now? 140 00:12:05,540 --> 00:12:07,560 Sergeant, haven't we met before? 141 00:12:09,700 --> 00:12:15,320 Perhaps. In New Orleans about three years ago, after that trouble where my 142 00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:16,320 husband worked? 143 00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:18,540 Yes, that's... It's possible. 144 00:12:19,020 --> 00:12:21,340 I think you're the one who searched our house. 145 00:12:21,740 --> 00:12:23,260 With Howard's permission, of course. 146 00:12:23,500 --> 00:12:28,360 He was never actually a suspect. At least he told me he wasn't, but... 147 00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:29,520 what do you want? 148 00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:33,300 I told the police everything I know about the break -in last night. 149 00:12:33,700 --> 00:12:36,980 Could this be the person that tried to steal your car? 150 00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:39,780 I'm sorry, but I didn't see who it was. 151 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:43,640 Miss Johnson, is it possible for me to see that old car of yours? 152 00:12:43,940 --> 00:12:44,940 You'll have to hurry. 153 00:12:45,310 --> 00:12:48,270 It's on Highway 23 right now, en route to San Francisco. 154 00:12:50,550 --> 00:12:52,110 Sergeant, who is this woman? 155 00:12:52,550 --> 00:12:54,930 A thief and a killer. 156 00:12:55,830 --> 00:12:58,530 AJ, does Baby drive as good as she rides? 157 00:12:58,870 --> 00:13:02,210 Well, aside from the fact that she seems to be missing on one cylinder, she is 158 00:13:02,210 --> 00:13:03,310 superlative. 159 00:13:30,839 --> 00:13:31,980 Okay. Hit stop. 160 00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:37,580 Ellie? That's okay, AJ. I'm fine. 161 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,000 Okay. 162 00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:43,480 Go ahead, Rick. I'll watch the car. 163 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:45,200 It's all right. 164 00:13:46,020 --> 00:13:47,020 I can wait. 165 00:13:59,980 --> 00:14:01,580 Boy, this is a great old car, isn't it? 166 00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:03,200 Yeah, great. 167 00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:08,020 I'm sorry, Rick. 168 00:14:08,860 --> 00:14:09,739 About what? 169 00:14:09,740 --> 00:14:11,560 That you and I don't have more time together. 170 00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:26,660 That didn't take long, did it? 171 00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:36,980 What? You ripped the seat. 172 00:14:37,260 --> 00:14:39,160 I did not. You did. 173 00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:42,400 Oh, come on. Look at that. What are you talking about? Look. 174 00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:46,260 Well, I didn't do that. 175 00:14:46,820 --> 00:14:49,160 Yeah, well, it certainly wasn't ripped when I left to go to the bathroom. It 176 00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:52,140 to be ripped when you went to the bathroom because I didn't do it. I know 177 00:14:52,140 --> 00:14:53,220 well I didn't do it. 178 00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:58,880 I heard it ripped when you moved over. Maybe it just got caught on something. 179 00:15:05,470 --> 00:15:06,470 Maybe I didn't. 180 00:15:09,670 --> 00:15:10,850 I gotta go to the head. 181 00:15:18,210 --> 00:15:19,210 Ignore him. 182 00:15:20,590 --> 00:15:21,590 Huh? 183 00:15:24,270 --> 00:15:25,270 Hey! 184 00:15:27,990 --> 00:15:29,310 Boy, you don't fool around. 185 00:15:31,370 --> 00:15:32,470 Define fool around. 186 00:15:32,810 --> 00:15:34,490 Yeah, well, I mean... I know what you mean. 187 00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:37,400 When I see something I like, I go after it. 188 00:15:38,340 --> 00:15:40,520 Yeah, well, a moment ago, I saw you going after my brother. 189 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:42,340 Yeah, well, it didn't work out with us. 190 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:47,320 But I would really like to go someplace where you and I could be alone together. 191 00:15:50,380 --> 00:15:54,020 Well, maybe some other time. 192 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:55,520 Whenever you say. 193 00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:03,980 Oh, you write for Photo Trends magazine, huh? 194 00:16:04,410 --> 00:16:05,530 Every chance I get. 195 00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:08,890 That's funny. You know, I read that magazine all the time. I don't recall 196 00:16:08,890 --> 00:16:10,210 seeing your name on any of the articles. 197 00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:12,790 Oh, that's because I write under the name of Warren Pike. 198 00:16:13,230 --> 00:16:16,070 Car magazine readers aren't supposed to like women writers. 199 00:16:16,450 --> 00:16:17,450 Ah. 200 00:16:18,210 --> 00:16:19,990 You get along okay with Pete Chambers? 201 00:16:20,470 --> 00:16:21,470 Sure. 202 00:16:21,610 --> 00:16:24,190 Well, you know, I've just heard he's a tough editor. 203 00:16:24,790 --> 00:16:27,010 He was, until he got to be publisher. 204 00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:37,800 You ever show you his car? 205 00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:39,640 Which one? 206 00:16:39,660 --> 00:16:40,940 He's got quite a collection. 207 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:44,000 No, yeah, I know. But I mean the Pope Toledo. That's my favorite anyway. 208 00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:46,320 Oh, yeah. I love that one, too. 209 00:16:46,620 --> 00:16:48,880 Yeah. Oh, God. Isn't that a beauty? 210 00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:53,900 Wow. What is that? Is that a 1916 or a 1917? 211 00:16:54,820 --> 00:16:56,840 Oh, I don't remember. 212 00:16:57,840 --> 00:16:58,840 Probably a 17. 213 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:04,579 Lady, they made the last Pope Toledo. 214 00:17:05,210 --> 00:17:06,310 In 1909. 215 00:17:06,950 --> 00:17:12,569 They never made a 1916 or 1917, and anybody who knows anything about 216 00:17:12,569 --> 00:17:13,529 knows that. 217 00:17:13,530 --> 00:17:17,970 Now, I don't know who you are or what you want, and I haven't got time to find 218 00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:19,849 out. I've got a very expensive car to deliver. 219 00:17:20,109 --> 00:17:22,869 But there is something definitely scary about you. 220 00:17:23,930 --> 00:17:25,550 Something that smells like trouble. 221 00:17:27,050 --> 00:17:29,170 You can get out right now. 222 00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:38,200 There's a little town half a mile down the road, so it's not like we're 223 00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:39,480 abandoning you in the middle of nowhere. 224 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:42,160 Out. 225 00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:50,080 Rick? 226 00:17:57,140 --> 00:17:58,140 Let's do a lunch. 227 00:18:20,980 --> 00:18:22,200 Now what do we do for entertainment? 228 00:18:23,820 --> 00:18:24,820 Sing 229 00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:18,720 Come on now, Eleanor. Put that toad sticker away. 230 00:19:19,580 --> 00:19:21,680 Since when did you get to be a killer? 231 00:19:22,020 --> 00:19:23,020 That's not your style. 232 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:25,360 You're not taking me back, Donegan. 233 00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:26,920 Okay. 234 00:19:27,340 --> 00:19:28,880 I'm not taking you back. 235 00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:31,040 Wait a minute. 236 00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:34,060 What are you doing out here? This isn't your turf. 237 00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:35,280 I've retired. 238 00:19:35,380 --> 00:19:36,980 I come out here for the sunshine. 239 00:19:39,540 --> 00:19:44,100 I knew the old geezer Chalfin was in on it. I don't know what you're talking 240 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:48,820 about. You help me get the car, Eleanor, and I'll split 60 -40 with you. 241 00:19:49,540 --> 00:19:54,180 And maybe we can mix a little pleasure with the business. 242 00:19:54,820 --> 00:19:55,820 Done again. 243 00:19:56,340 --> 00:19:59,260 You always were the crookedest cop on the go. 244 00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:01,700 Well, I try. 245 00:20:03,340 --> 00:20:06,780 That was you trying to steal the car the other night, wasn't it? 246 00:20:18,030 --> 00:20:19,250 We split 50 -50. 247 00:20:22,810 --> 00:20:27,750 Thank you. Thank you. 248 00:20:38,150 --> 00:20:40,170 Any idea what kind of an alarm? 249 00:20:40,890 --> 00:20:43,390 Yeah, it's an auto -worn Model 20. 250 00:20:44,770 --> 00:20:45,870 Would be the cake. 251 00:20:47,010 --> 00:20:48,430 Just keep the engine running. 252 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,760 Looks like Eagle's got another admirer. 253 00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:28,820 Ugly one, too. 254 00:21:29,060 --> 00:21:32,020 Yeah, I better go warn him before he touches it. Wait a minute, wait a 255 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,560 Don't see what happens when he sets it on. 256 00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:35,300 It's a terrific alarm system. 257 00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:40,560 Watch this, watch this. 258 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,020 That ugly son of a gun's gonna jump a mile. 259 00:22:07,120 --> 00:22:08,720 Everything looks okay. I don't think he hurt anything. 260 00:22:10,100 --> 00:22:13,160 Was that Ellie driving? 261 00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:14,760 Yeah, I think so. 262 00:22:15,580 --> 00:22:16,580 Who was the guy? 263 00:22:16,980 --> 00:22:17,980 I don't know. 264 00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:20,860 Somebody wants the chrome eagle off the bat. 265 00:22:22,460 --> 00:22:23,720 Even badder than you think. 266 00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:28,040 Say, look at this. You remember this? Yes, I remember that. That's the rip you 267 00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:31,260 made. The rip you accused me of making. Yeah, well, all I know is... Just knock 268 00:22:31,260 --> 00:22:32,340 it off for a minute, will ya? 269 00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:33,920 Not a rip at all. 270 00:22:35,310 --> 00:22:37,070 This thing goes all the way through to the back seat. 271 00:22:38,250 --> 00:22:39,250 What? 272 00:22:43,950 --> 00:22:44,950 Look. 273 00:22:46,270 --> 00:22:48,770 Like somebody sitting in the back seat made it. 274 00:22:49,530 --> 00:22:51,470 Maybe somebody with something like a knife. 275 00:22:52,930 --> 00:22:54,190 What are you trying to tell me? 276 00:22:55,150 --> 00:22:56,930 Do I have to spell this out for you? 277 00:22:58,810 --> 00:23:00,570 You mean... Yeah, I mean... 278 00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:07,920 Go ahead and pass her. 279 00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:10,280 She's got plenty of power. Just keep it under 50. 280 00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:11,720 Okay. 281 00:23:18,540 --> 00:23:22,080 I see what you mean about missing on one cylinder. It's a good thing she's got 282 00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:23,080 11 more. Yep. 283 00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:44,880 Thought they'd never leave. 284 00:24:46,860 --> 00:24:48,260 Correct me if I'm wrong. 285 00:24:49,020 --> 00:24:52,520 Doesn't it seem to you like they're trying to destroy the Chrome Eagle? 286 00:24:52,860 --> 00:24:55,720 Oh, destroy might be too mild a word. Try annihilate. 287 00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:57,760 Doesn't make any sense. 288 00:24:58,580 --> 00:25:02,220 First they want to steal her, then they want to destroy her. Makes perfect 289 00:25:02,220 --> 00:25:05,760 sense. Not to me, it doesn't. They don't want the car. They want something 290 00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:07,180 that's in the car, something hidden. 291 00:25:08,020 --> 00:25:09,820 Oh, come on. Gold, 292 00:25:10,660 --> 00:25:12,000 cash, diamonds. 293 00:25:13,130 --> 00:25:16,290 Whatever it is, you can bet that it is spectacularly valuable. 294 00:25:16,570 --> 00:25:18,410 And it's all ours. 295 00:25:18,750 --> 00:25:20,130 Rick. And Sophie's. 296 00:25:52,260 --> 00:25:55,780 Satisfied? We've been searching for two hours and we haven't found a thing. What 297 00:25:55,780 --> 00:25:58,780 do you mean searching? We haven't even started searching this thing yet. What 298 00:25:58,780 --> 00:26:05,440 are you talking about? I'm talking about 113 miles at 22 cents a mile plus 50 299 00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:09,120 bucks. Myron, you can talk about that later. Will somebody tell me what all 300 00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:10,120 is about? 301 00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:12,920 Yeah. 302 00:26:14,020 --> 00:26:15,020 Be glad to. 303 00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:18,820 And that's why we think there's something valuable hidden in the car. 304 00:26:19,390 --> 00:26:20,570 Well, what do you want of me? 305 00:26:22,150 --> 00:26:24,450 Sophie, when you lived in New Orleans, what did your husband do? 306 00:26:24,690 --> 00:26:29,150 What are we playing here? This is your life? Howard was a bookkeeper for a 307 00:26:29,150 --> 00:26:31,170 company called Oriental Traders. 308 00:26:31,410 --> 00:26:32,870 They were very big importers. 309 00:26:33,170 --> 00:26:39,090 They did a great deal of importing rare books, antique furniture, jade, 310 00:26:39,170 --> 00:26:40,770 emeralds, gold, diamonds. 311 00:26:42,270 --> 00:26:45,190 While he was there, was there ever an unsolved theft? 312 00:26:45,530 --> 00:26:48,590 Yes. Yes, there was. A big robbery. 313 00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:53,500 But it was kept very secret. Howard didn't even tell me what was taken. But 314 00:26:53,500 --> 00:26:55,360 know somebody was sent to jail for it. 315 00:26:55,580 --> 00:26:58,900 All right, now, look, don't get me wrong about this, but is there any way that 316 00:26:58,900 --> 00:27:01,740 maybe Howard was, you know... That Howard was involved? 317 00:27:02,180 --> 00:27:04,840 Uh -huh. To my knowledge, he was never a suspect. 318 00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:10,160 But that man was such a rascal. It wouldn't surprise me if he was involved. 319 00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:12,840 Wait a minute. 320 00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:16,920 And you figure that whatever was stolen, he hid in the old car? 321 00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:18,160 Yeah. 322 00:27:18,700 --> 00:27:21,420 Maybe. Well, that settles it. We're going to have to tear it apart. 323 00:27:22,540 --> 00:27:23,900 Tear this car apart? 324 00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:26,140 Hey, look, if we're going to find what's in there, we're going to have to go all 325 00:27:26,140 --> 00:27:29,040 the way with this thing with a cutting torch if necessary. A cutting torch on a 326 00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:32,740 chrome eagle? Are you out of your mind? What's the problem? It's just an old 327 00:27:32,740 --> 00:27:39,580 car. Just... Myron, this is not just some 328 00:27:39,580 --> 00:27:42,820 bucket of bolts that falls off the assembly line by the gross. No way. 329 00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:49,130 This... is a 1935 Cadillac Chrome Eagle Phaeton. 330 00:27:52,070 --> 00:27:58,710 This is a precision system lovingly assembled by old 331 00:27:58,710 --> 00:28:05,330 world craftsmen. And if we take it apart, no 332 00:28:05,330 --> 00:28:10,510 one, no one will ever be able to put it back together again. 333 00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:19,160 Billy Bob Bayshore. 334 00:28:21,660 --> 00:28:24,880 What? Billy Bob Bayshore, an old Marine buddy of mine, had the motor pool in 335 00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:27,500 tonight. You met him. He's got a little chop shop down in National City. 336 00:28:27,860 --> 00:28:31,700 No matter what we do to this baby, Billy Bob will get her back together again. 337 00:28:31,940 --> 00:28:34,600 I don't believe a word of that, and neither do you. All right, then, fine. 338 00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:37,240 just leave it up to Sophie. It's her car, after all. Sophie, do you want to 339 00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:38,940 for the gold or no? All right, now, Mrs. 340 00:28:39,140 --> 00:28:42,840 Chalfant, forgetting entirely that the Chrome Eagle is an artistic creation. 341 00:28:43,500 --> 00:28:47,600 The car, as she stands, is worth almost $100 ,000. 342 00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:54,120 thousand dollars to you now do you want to risk your entire life saving not to 343 00:28:54,120 --> 00:29:00,480 mention destroying a work of art on some harebrained off the wall treasure hunt 344 00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:01,960 where you will probably find nothing 345 00:30:01,770 --> 00:30:02,770 Doesn't seem to be. 346 00:30:04,970 --> 00:30:06,390 Anything here? 347 00:30:06,770 --> 00:30:07,850 What have we done? 348 00:30:08,350 --> 00:30:09,730 What am I going to tell Mr. 349 00:30:10,010 --> 00:30:11,410 Paxley? This is Sophie. 350 00:30:11,730 --> 00:30:15,590 We'll look around. Maybe we can find another old car we could sell him. Rick, 351 00:30:15,710 --> 00:30:18,670 are you sure your friend can put this car together again? 352 00:30:21,770 --> 00:30:22,770 Positive. 353 00:30:23,090 --> 00:30:24,390 Why don't you take the engine apart? 354 00:30:24,770 --> 00:30:25,770 What? What? 355 00:30:25,930 --> 00:30:28,970 Well, go ahead. It's the only thing left. Take the engine apart. 356 00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:32,040 Besides, I've never seen the insides of a V12. 357 00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:33,320 Why didn't I see that? 358 00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:34,680 Why didn't you see what? 359 00:30:34,940 --> 00:30:35,940 It's in the engine. 360 00:30:35,980 --> 00:30:40,660 Rick, there is nothing in the engine but the engine. Get there, AJ. There's too 361 00:30:40,660 --> 00:30:43,160 many moving parts. I don't care for moving parts. There's too much heat and 362 00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:46,720 would be destroyed. AJ, you said it. I said it, but it wasn't quite right. This 363 00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:50,540 engine is not missing on a cylinder. It's missing a cylinder completely. 364 00:30:50,740 --> 00:30:53,160 There's a piston gone. That's got to be it. 365 00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:55,520 You! 366 00:31:02,380 --> 00:31:04,560 All right, get out of the way. Come on, get out of the way. You've got to be 367 00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:05,660 able to take this off, don't you? 368 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:09,200 Okay. 369 00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:10,560 Here we go. 370 00:31:13,540 --> 00:31:14,540 Hold that. 371 00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:16,480 Uh -huh. 372 00:31:16,620 --> 00:31:17,620 Uh -huh. 373 00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:19,560 Oh, boy. 374 00:31:20,620 --> 00:31:21,840 Oh, boy. 375 00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:23,540 It's got to be diamonds, right? 376 00:31:24,220 --> 00:31:26,080 Emeralds, at the very least. Well, maybe pearls, huh? 377 00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:28,120 I hope it's not some controlled substance. 378 00:31:28,620 --> 00:31:30,260 Here, here, here, here. Give me that. 379 00:31:35,150 --> 00:31:36,069 We got it now. 380 00:31:36,070 --> 00:31:36,929 Okay, okay. 381 00:31:36,930 --> 00:31:40,070 We got it now. Hold your hands out. Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait 382 00:31:40,070 --> 00:31:41,070 minute. Hold your hands out. Okay. 383 00:31:41,950 --> 00:31:42,970 We don't got it. 384 00:31:47,570 --> 00:31:48,570 What is that? 385 00:31:51,230 --> 00:31:52,230 Give me that. 386 00:32:00,210 --> 00:32:01,210 Some kind of a map. 387 00:32:01,870 --> 00:32:02,890 And he had it right at the beginning. 388 00:32:04,149 --> 00:32:05,149 Certain in Chinese. 389 00:32:11,890 --> 00:32:13,410 Sophie, you got any idea what this is? 390 00:32:13,710 --> 00:32:16,270 No. Where are we going to get that thing translated? 391 00:32:16,970 --> 00:32:18,290 U of L. U of what? 392 00:32:18,790 --> 00:32:23,250 University of Lompoc. There is no University of Lompoc. Oh, yes, there is. 393 00:32:23,250 --> 00:32:24,670 what's more, it's very close. 394 00:32:34,060 --> 00:32:35,060 Our friends are back. 395 00:32:36,220 --> 00:32:37,480 Is there a back door to this place? 396 00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:38,760 Yeah, right back there. 397 00:32:39,020 --> 00:32:41,420 Do you have a car we could rent or something? 398 00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:43,300 No, but I'll drive you wherever you want to go. 399 00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:44,980 Terrific. Come on, let's go. 400 00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:48,980 They've been in there over four hours. 401 00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:50,380 You've got to learn patience. 402 00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:52,860 I ran out of patience in prison. 403 00:33:08,110 --> 00:33:09,110 They found it. 404 00:33:09,490 --> 00:33:10,950 I know they found it. 405 00:33:11,930 --> 00:33:14,690 I told you we shouldn't have waited. 406 00:33:15,570 --> 00:33:17,310 Take it easy, Eleanor. 407 00:33:20,990 --> 00:33:22,690 Incredible. What? 408 00:33:23,250 --> 00:33:24,370 Absolutely incredible. 409 00:33:25,010 --> 00:33:26,810 And what is it? 410 00:33:27,470 --> 00:33:29,670 It's a 17th century treasure map. 411 00:33:30,770 --> 00:33:33,710 I'm almost positive this map was drawn by Hobson Lee. 412 00:33:33,970 --> 00:33:34,970 Hobson Lee? 413 00:33:34,990 --> 00:33:36,630 Not many people know about him. 414 00:33:36,970 --> 00:33:40,950 He was thought of a Chinese Marco Polo. He explored the Pacific about 300 years 415 00:33:40,950 --> 00:33:41,950 ago. 416 00:33:42,170 --> 00:33:45,450 According to this map, in a natural cave somewhere along the California 417 00:33:45,450 --> 00:33:48,150 coastline, he hid almost 100 pounds of pure gold. 418 00:33:49,550 --> 00:33:50,770 Be still, my heart. 419 00:33:51,250 --> 00:33:53,690 100 pounds? What, was it ever found? 420 00:33:54,010 --> 00:33:55,010 Not to my knowledge. 421 00:33:55,250 --> 00:33:59,870 100 pounds of gold, that's 14... No, A .J., that's a million dollars worth of 422 00:33:59,870 --> 00:34:00,869 gold. 423 00:34:00,870 --> 00:34:03,310 Can you tell from that map exactly where it is? 424 00:34:04,510 --> 00:34:05,930 Yes, I think I can. 425 00:34:06,700 --> 00:34:07,700 She thinks she can. 426 00:34:08,699 --> 00:34:10,159 There we are, right there. 427 00:34:11,020 --> 00:34:14,360 The cave is only about 45 miles from here. 45 miles. 428 00:34:14,699 --> 00:34:19,159 Yeah, Rick, that is in an area labeled Mid -California Water District to no 429 00:34:19,159 --> 00:34:22,179 trespassing. There's no sweat. We'll figure out a way in there. This is the 430 00:34:22,179 --> 00:34:24,120 wackiest story I've ever heard in my life. 431 00:34:24,420 --> 00:34:27,800 Miss Chen, couldn't the coordinates have changed in 300 years? 432 00:34:28,199 --> 00:34:31,639 This is Hobson Lee we're dealing with, and his coordinates wouldn't change in 433 00:34:31,639 --> 00:34:33,040 300 million years. 434 00:34:33,739 --> 00:34:34,739 So there. 435 00:34:38,860 --> 00:34:39,759 Have a good trip now. 436 00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:40,538 Thank you. 437 00:34:40,540 --> 00:34:42,440 You guys are crazy. You know that, don't you? 438 00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:46,440 Hey, 439 00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:48,719 look. Looks like our friends are gone. 440 00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:50,980 Yeah, what makes me think they'll be back? 441 00:35:12,810 --> 00:35:13,810 Thank you. 442 00:35:19,470 --> 00:35:21,670 Well, let's go. 443 00:35:22,170 --> 00:35:26,090 Your buddy Billy Bob Bayshore is rushing up, I presume. 444 00:35:27,290 --> 00:35:28,790 Do you know any good motels here? 445 00:35:29,150 --> 00:35:30,910 Oh, yeah, sure. Over to the... Hold it! 446 00:35:34,650 --> 00:35:35,650 Rick? 447 00:35:39,210 --> 00:35:42,890 I want you to tell me why Billy Bob is not coming up. 448 00:35:46,290 --> 00:35:47,950 Well, see, he... Rick! 449 00:35:49,770 --> 00:35:54,010 Don't pick at it. Just yank the bandage off. Okay, okay. 450 00:35:57,610 --> 00:36:01,210 Billy Bob was busted with a shop full of hot Porsches, and he's doing 15 to 20 451 00:36:01,210 --> 00:36:02,210 in Quentin. 452 00:36:09,100 --> 00:36:10,100 You wanted it brutal. 453 00:36:15,180 --> 00:36:21,840 The one person who could reassemble the Chrome Eagle is completely out of reach. 454 00:36:23,620 --> 00:36:24,618 Wait a minute. 455 00:36:24,620 --> 00:36:25,620 Got an idea. 456 00:36:25,740 --> 00:36:29,960 See, what we do is we just take all of this stuff, we crate it up, and we ship 457 00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:30,960 it right in there to Billy Bob. 458 00:36:31,240 --> 00:36:34,660 They got this great occupational therapy program at Quentin's, and he can start 459 00:36:34,660 --> 00:36:36,540 to... Cab's here. Cab's here. 460 00:36:43,020 --> 00:36:46,500 Thank you very much. This should cover everything, I think. 461 00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:50,740 We'll be back for her. 462 00:36:52,820 --> 00:36:58,020 Now, I just want you to know that I am violently opposed to this whole cockeyed 463 00:36:58,020 --> 00:36:59,020 treasure hunt. 464 00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:03,560 You're going to fool me. 465 00:37:31,310 --> 00:37:35,130 Mr. Burns, I just hate to see those pink Okami agitators, you know, telling the 466 00:37:35,130 --> 00:37:37,890 mid -California water district how to run its business. You guys have been 467 00:37:37,890 --> 00:37:39,190 a terrific job all these years. 468 00:37:39,490 --> 00:37:41,190 Well, thank you, sir. 469 00:37:41,450 --> 00:37:44,790 So let's just not give them any more ammo for their slander. You know what I 470 00:37:44,790 --> 00:37:48,170 mean? Let's just make sure that there's no water coming out of that Tioga 471 00:37:48,170 --> 00:37:50,910 outfall for at least the next two days. 472 00:37:51,230 --> 00:37:52,710 Well, we hadn't planned on it, sir. 473 00:37:53,170 --> 00:37:55,490 But I'll make total sure it doesn't happen. 474 00:37:55,690 --> 00:37:58,930 All right. Terrific, Mr. Burns. That's wonderful. I'll be sure to mention your 475 00:37:58,930 --> 00:37:59,930 name. 476 00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:09,760 Who was that on the phone, Burns? 477 00:38:10,300 --> 00:38:11,680 A TV reporter, sir. 478 00:38:12,100 --> 00:38:16,400 He's going to be covering some demonstration by those pure water 479 00:38:16,820 --> 00:38:17,820 Demonstration? 480 00:38:17,940 --> 00:38:19,180 I don't know about any demonstration. 481 00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:21,060 It's supposed to be this morning, sir. 482 00:38:21,340 --> 00:38:22,760 At the Tioga outfall. 483 00:38:22,980 --> 00:38:24,480 The Tioga outfall, huh? 484 00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:25,760 Yes, sir. 485 00:38:26,740 --> 00:38:29,100 How long have you been working for us, Burns? 486 00:38:29,420 --> 00:38:30,780 Eight months, sir. That figures. 487 00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:34,700 Get on the phone, call the police. Have them send an off -road unit to the Tioga 488 00:38:34,700 --> 00:38:36,260 outfall. The police. 489 00:38:36,740 --> 00:38:38,360 Just do it, Burns, please. 490 00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:40,520 Yes, sir. 491 00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:42,400 Hello, Ben. 492 00:38:42,820 --> 00:38:44,760 Ben, this is Al Colley over at Central. 493 00:38:47,020 --> 00:38:48,500 All your valves working today? 494 00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:06,080 looking place I've ever seen. 495 00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:09,180 That's got to be the cave right up there, right where those bushes are. 496 00:39:17,540 --> 00:39:20,200 100 pounds. Now that's 1 ,400. 497 00:39:20,500 --> 00:39:21,600 Troy, I'm supposed to go. 498 00:39:22,260 --> 00:39:25,480 Don't get your hopes up. Hey, it's got to still be here. Otherwise, why would 499 00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:28,360 those people be after it? Hey, hey, are you sure they're not planning to pump 500 00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:30,980 any water? I'm sure, I'm sure. Well, I mean, just because they said that, AJ, 501 00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:33,280 I'm in a terrific mood. Just don't spoil it, okay? 502 00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:37,360 There it is. 503 00:39:37,860 --> 00:39:39,020 The cave entrance. 504 00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:42,360 The gold's got to be inside, just like Hopson Lee said. 505 00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:46,220 Rick, that was 300 years ago. Josh, shut up and let me enjoy this moment. 506 00:39:54,900 --> 00:39:56,040 AJ, get in here. 507 00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:01,520 It's here. 508 00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:02,780 I can feel it. 509 00:40:03,530 --> 00:40:07,670 I can smell it. A hundred pounds of gold. You got any idea how many grams 510 00:40:07,670 --> 00:40:08,670 is? Oh! 511 00:40:08,990 --> 00:40:10,550 Don't ever let me talk me into this. 512 00:40:10,790 --> 00:40:11,850 All right, pick a spot. Any spot. 513 00:40:12,590 --> 00:40:14,650 You get to choose where we start digging first, okay? 514 00:40:15,070 --> 00:40:17,870 Rick, can we just please get the several... All right, right here. We'll 515 00:40:17,870 --> 00:40:18,609 digging here. 516 00:40:18,610 --> 00:40:19,610 Hang on to that. 517 00:40:27,590 --> 00:40:28,950 Hey, hey, hey, hey. What? 518 00:40:29,330 --> 00:40:30,330 What's that sound? 519 00:40:31,270 --> 00:40:32,570 That's just the echo from the digging. 520 00:40:34,240 --> 00:40:35,240 No, no. 521 00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:36,600 Something else. 522 00:40:39,620 --> 00:40:40,620 Earthquake? 523 00:40:41,420 --> 00:40:46,580 No, no, no. It's not an earthquake. It's more like a raging time. 524 00:41:08,710 --> 00:41:09,710 Sure there was gold there. 525 00:41:09,870 --> 00:41:14,150 It was discovered about 50 years ago by the Army Corps of Engineers when they 526 00:41:14,150 --> 00:41:15,190 laid out the water district. 527 00:41:15,430 --> 00:41:17,450 The Army found a million dollars in gold? 528 00:41:17,850 --> 00:41:22,790 Nah. It was less than 30 ,000. You know, in 1933, gold was only worth about 529 00:41:22,790 --> 00:41:24,170 what? $20 an ounce. 530 00:41:24,510 --> 00:41:26,850 Oh. It never fails. 531 00:41:27,190 --> 00:41:32,090 At least once a year, somebody gets a copy of that old Chinese map and catches 532 00:41:32,090 --> 00:41:32,948 gold fever. 533 00:41:32,950 --> 00:41:34,210 And you get to drench them, huh? 534 00:41:35,250 --> 00:41:36,250 Yeah. 535 00:41:36,570 --> 00:41:38,050 But nobody ever gets hurt. 536 00:41:40,100 --> 00:41:41,420 I want to bet. 537 00:41:57,980 --> 00:41:58,980 Mr. Burns? 538 00:42:00,380 --> 00:42:01,380 Yes, ma 'am. 539 00:42:01,710 --> 00:42:05,450 I'm the attorney for Rick and A .J. Simon, and you're holding some evidence 540 00:42:05,450 --> 00:42:08,730 need to study. It's a map, a rather old map. 541 00:42:09,410 --> 00:42:10,610 You mean this? 542 00:42:10,870 --> 00:42:14,990 Yes, thank you. I'm sorry, ma 'am, but I'm inventorying this evidence for the 543 00:42:14,990 --> 00:42:18,450 police, and I can't release anything without proper authorization. 544 00:42:19,150 --> 00:42:22,030 Of course. I brought some authorization with me. 545 00:42:22,330 --> 00:42:23,330 Will this do? 546 00:42:28,970 --> 00:42:31,380 Yeah. That's the guy who tried to rip off our car. 547 00:42:31,620 --> 00:42:32,900 And run us off the road. 548 00:42:33,260 --> 00:42:34,260 Supposed to be suspects? 549 00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:37,820 Nope, the garage owner cleared you. The only thing you can be held for is 550 00:42:37,820 --> 00:42:42,460 trespassing on government property. Oh, come on. Pauly, some woman just held me 551 00:42:42,460 --> 00:42:44,820 up at gunpoint. She said she was their attorney. 552 00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:46,500 What? Was she beautiful? 553 00:42:46,720 --> 00:42:48,160 Blonde? Yeah. 554 00:42:48,380 --> 00:42:49,299 You know her? 555 00:42:49,300 --> 00:42:53,700 Yeah, we know her. She took that old map of yours. Oh, good. 556 00:42:54,500 --> 00:42:57,340 Joke's on her when she gets here and finds out there ain't no goal, right, A 557 00:42:57,340 --> 00:42:58,340 .J.? 558 00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:02,280 Right, A .J.? Oh, no. 559 00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:05,720 I get real nervous when he acts like this. A .J., what's wrong? 560 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:09,860 It wasn't the car they were after. 561 00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:13,060 It wasn't the car they were after. It wasn't the gold they were after. 562 00:43:13,300 --> 00:43:16,700 It wasn't the gold they were after. All along, all they ever wanted was the map. 563 00:43:16,740 --> 00:43:17,740 Are you kidding me? 564 00:43:18,660 --> 00:43:22,990 Authentic 17th century calligraphy. Handwritten by Hopps. Sun Li. The 565 00:43:22,990 --> 00:43:26,370 Marco Pal. That thing must be worth a fortune. All the time we had it right 566 00:43:26,370 --> 00:43:29,310 there in our hands. Now it's gone. And we don't have a clue as to where it 567 00:43:29,410 --> 00:43:30,249 That's wrong. 568 00:43:30,250 --> 00:43:32,210 We have a clue. What clue? We have a name. 569 00:43:32,610 --> 00:43:33,610 Can we get out of here? 570 00:43:34,910 --> 00:43:35,910 I see. 571 00:43:37,810 --> 00:43:38,709 Thank you. 572 00:43:38,710 --> 00:43:40,610 Yes. Thank you very much. 573 00:43:44,310 --> 00:43:47,070 Mr. Paxley is not a classic car dealer. 574 00:43:47,390 --> 00:43:50,190 No. Mr. Paxley is not even a classic car collector. 575 00:43:50,410 --> 00:43:51,118 Uh -huh. 576 00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:52,980 Would you believe Mr. Paxley is a philographer? 577 00:43:53,380 --> 00:43:54,379 Shame on him. 578 00:43:54,380 --> 00:43:59,120 No, a philographer happens to be a person who sells rare handwritten 579 00:43:59,260 --> 00:44:02,400 parchments, scrolls, maps. 580 00:44:02,660 --> 00:44:03,660 Isn't that interesting? 581 00:44:03,940 --> 00:44:04,899 Uh -huh. 582 00:44:04,900 --> 00:44:09,200 And Mr. Paxley is presently out of town, but he is due back early this evening. 583 00:44:09,740 --> 00:44:10,740 Mm -hmm. 584 00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:13,800 Well, he's got a good head start on it. 585 00:44:14,060 --> 00:44:15,420 Probably going to get to him first. 586 00:44:15,820 --> 00:44:17,220 Oh, not necessarily. 587 00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:20,160 Hi. 588 00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:24,100 My name is AJ Simon. I'd like to charter a plane to San Francisco, please. Oh, 589 00:44:24,100 --> 00:44:25,100 what? 590 00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:08,200 You were going to cut me out of the deal completely, weren't you? Of course not. 591 00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:09,960 You'd have gotten your share. 592 00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:14,500 I swear you would. We agreed to wait until I got out. I took the fall for 593 00:45:14,500 --> 00:45:15,500 caper, remember? 594 00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:17,840 Eleanor, please, try to understand. 595 00:45:18,220 --> 00:45:21,640 When I heard that Chalfant had died and his wife was going to sell the car, I 596 00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:22,640 had to move fast. 597 00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:25,040 I mean, you were still in prison. 598 00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:26,640 What else could I do? 599 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:31,680 Give me the money and let me get out of here. 600 00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:36,760 The money! 601 00:45:43,820 --> 00:45:45,300 You don't have to count it. 602 00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:47,000 Sure I don't. 603 00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:49,800 Who is it? 604 00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:53,180 I didn't order a pizza. 605 00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:01,480 Put it down! Put it down! 606 00:46:01,820 --> 00:46:02,820 Drop it! 607 00:46:06,300 --> 00:46:07,580 Step away from it. 608 00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:16,220 Eleanor, how nice to see you again. 609 00:46:18,620 --> 00:46:19,880 Mr. Pax, I presume? 610 00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:23,040 I should have killed you both when I had the chance. 611 00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:24,780 Does this mean our lunch is off? 612 00:46:28,260 --> 00:46:33,460 Well, the map belongs to this museum in Boston and there's a $50 ,000 reward for 613 00:46:33,460 --> 00:46:36,560 the return of it. So you ought to be getting a check in a couple of weeks. 614 00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:39,280 Well, 10 % of it belongs to you and your brother, dear. 615 00:46:39,660 --> 00:46:43,380 Not this time, Sophie. We want you to keep all of it. If I hadn't gotten cute 616 00:46:43,380 --> 00:46:45,080 with a chrome eagle, you'd have a lot more money. 617 00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:48,840 Well, your friend Billy Bob can put the car together again, can't he? 618 00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:51,830 But... It might take a little while. 619 00:46:52,310 --> 00:46:56,510 Well, when he does, and when I get another buyer, you and your brother will 620 00:46:56,510 --> 00:47:00,510 in for 20%. Well, thank you, Your Honor. 621 00:47:00,730 --> 00:47:01,730 Bye -bye. 622 00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:27,340 Sure ain't bare to go look at all those pieces. 623 00:47:28,240 --> 00:47:32,700 I tell you what, you go grab yourself a brew and I'll load the truck. No, no, 624 00:47:32,740 --> 00:47:37,900 I'll do it with you. It's just... I feel like we desecrated a shrine. 625 00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:51,000 Howdy. 626 00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:52,840 Oh. 627 00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:57,100 Went together easier than I thought. 628 00:47:58,320 --> 00:48:00,260 They sure don't make them like they used to.