1 00:00:00,880 --> 00:00:03,180 There's nothing left to do here. We're going to need to have some help here. 2 00:00:03,220 --> 00:00:04,740 We're going to call the cops, the FBI, the CIA. 3 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:06,900 On Simon and Sonny. 4 00:00:07,140 --> 00:00:08,880 Get rid of it before it gets rid of you. 5 00:00:09,120 --> 00:00:12,860 Ever try and reconstruct an entire murder scene from a yellow? 6 00:00:13,220 --> 00:00:17,060 Tell me there's no objectionable portion of the human anatomy in that box. 7 00:00:17,320 --> 00:00:19,020 Believe me, I never thought it would get this heavy. 8 00:00:19,420 --> 00:00:20,420 Everybody be cool. 9 00:00:20,820 --> 00:00:23,340 We think they're working for the Eastern Bloc. I don't care if you're talking 10 00:00:23,340 --> 00:00:26,520 about the whole Red Army. They have my brother. 11 00:00:26,740 --> 00:00:29,800 If things get really tough, I may have to take you out. 12 00:01:54,460 --> 00:01:55,580 Good morning. 13 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:56,800 Good morning. 14 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:25,520 Excuse me, officer. 15 00:02:25,560 --> 00:02:29,180 I'm unfamiliar with this airport. Before I get lost, let me see if I got my 16 00:02:29,180 --> 00:02:30,180 direction straight. 17 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:32,920 That concourse I just came down, that's Concourse B? 18 00:02:33,540 --> 00:02:34,540 Yes, it is. 19 00:02:35,320 --> 00:02:36,900 Thank you. 20 00:02:55,500 --> 00:02:58,020 You realize I had two guys following me all the way to the airport? 21 00:02:59,640 --> 00:03:03,080 It's okay. I lost them. I just wish you told me, that's all. 22 00:03:04,180 --> 00:03:05,760 Don't worry. Our little friend's fine. 23 00:03:06,540 --> 00:03:08,620 But I don't think it's a good idea to take him along to Vegas. 24 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:12,520 I'm going to park him here with friends and catch a later flight out tonight. 25 00:03:13,340 --> 00:03:14,299 All right. 26 00:03:14,300 --> 00:03:21,160 You go check all the flights to Vegas. 27 00:03:21,620 --> 00:03:23,300 Kelly and I will go shake hell until he spills. 28 00:03:23,820 --> 00:03:25,420 Package got to wind up sooner or later in Vegas. 29 00:03:25,980 --> 00:03:28,060 You better make sure it winds up in the right hands, pal. 30 00:03:28,300 --> 00:03:30,020 Anybody gets in the way, there's a statistic. 31 00:03:30,240 --> 00:03:31,240 Now go. 32 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:33,800 Relax. These guys are pros. They're private investigators. 33 00:03:35,580 --> 00:03:36,580 I'll go to Vegas. 34 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,000 Scope out the deal. 35 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:40,880 And if it's okay, they'll deliver the package to me up there. 36 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:44,380 Pallor, I've known them for years. 37 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:46,800 They're like brothers. 38 00:03:49,100 --> 00:03:51,240 One of them will wrestle any man in the house for five bucks. 39 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:53,720 The other hill, give them the five. 40 00:03:53,980 --> 00:03:54,980 Yeah. 41 00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:57,660 We lose contact, you call them. 42 00:03:59,480 --> 00:04:01,320 Rick and A .J. Simon. 43 00:04:43,630 --> 00:04:47,670 I could hear you halfway down the block. Do you know what time it is? A .J., 44 00:04:47,670 --> 00:04:51,210 where have you been? You will not believe the deal I got on these tools 45 00:04:51,250 --> 00:04:53,990 man. You know Cheryl, the beautician, lives out near the airport? 46 00:04:54,330 --> 00:04:57,010 She's got a cousin, Ronnie. He's a carpenter. Well, anyhow, business has 47 00:04:57,010 --> 00:05:00,390 kind of slow, so he turns to burglary part -time, right? He gets popped. He 48 00:05:00,390 --> 00:05:04,090 needs money for a lawyer. Got the whole set for 200 bucks. 49 00:05:04,430 --> 00:05:05,950 We? Pale faith? 50 00:05:06,210 --> 00:05:08,990 Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, I was a little short, so I, uh... 51 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:11,980 I took a hundred out of petty cash from the office, but I figured, you know what 52 00:05:11,980 --> 00:05:14,880 the hell, somebody offers you Manhattan, you cough up to 24 bucks, right? 53 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:19,360 All right. 54 00:05:19,500 --> 00:05:26,360 Now, I'm not upset about the money. Good. Because you are going to pay that 55 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:27,600 back. Ah, our tools. 56 00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:32,700 And I'm not upset about the tools because conceivably they might come in 57 00:05:32,700 --> 00:05:33,760 someday. There you go. 58 00:05:34,240 --> 00:05:36,060 What I am upset about... 59 00:05:38,960 --> 00:05:42,980 Is you turning my living room into a... Hey, I put down a drop cloth. 60 00:05:44,360 --> 00:05:48,380 Did you happen to notice that they were designer sheets? 61 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:55,000 No, I noticed they were in the laundry. 62 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:00,440 Rick, 63 00:06:02,220 --> 00:06:06,640 do you lie awake? 64 00:06:06,890 --> 00:06:10,750 Get night dreaming these things up or just sort of come to envision? 65 00:06:11,250 --> 00:06:13,990 Okay, okay, okay. I'll have this place looking like a motel again in ten 66 00:06:13,990 --> 00:06:14,990 minutes. 67 00:06:15,090 --> 00:06:16,810 Now, what are you building anyway? 68 00:06:20,710 --> 00:06:23,430 Nothing. I was just kind of practicing. 69 00:06:24,970 --> 00:06:29,930 Practicing? Yeah, you know, get the feel of the tools and... Practicing? 70 00:06:33,130 --> 00:06:34,130 Somebody at the door. 71 00:06:35,090 --> 00:06:36,090 Yes, I know. 72 00:06:37,420 --> 00:06:40,480 Probably the happy villagers come to burn the castle down. 73 00:06:41,440 --> 00:06:45,840 It's amazing what a skill saw in the middle of the night will do to transform 74 00:06:45,840 --> 00:06:48,880 otherwise tranquil community into a bunch of froth and lunatics. 75 00:06:50,440 --> 00:06:53,260 Speaking of which, it's a first for you, Jerry. 76 00:06:54,120 --> 00:06:58,060 As a coroner, you have probably never arrived on the scene of the crime before 77 00:06:58,060 --> 00:06:59,060 the murder. 78 00:06:59,240 --> 00:07:01,980 How you doing, Jerry? How about a shooter? You know, kind of wash out the 79 00:07:01,980 --> 00:07:02,980 graveyard shit. 80 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:05,200 Thanks, but actually I didn't come here to play. 81 00:07:06,540 --> 00:07:08,060 Came here to congratulate you guys. 82 00:07:09,920 --> 00:07:10,920 For what? 83 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:14,320 You just won a free trip to Las Vegas. 84 00:07:15,100 --> 00:07:18,880 Travel arrangement and promotional considerations courtesy of the good 85 00:07:18,880 --> 00:07:19,880 Dr. J. 86 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:22,520 I think you already had a couple of futures. 87 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:31,660 All you have to do is sit on this thing for a couple of days, no questions 88 00:07:31,660 --> 00:07:35,080 asked, and it's Viva Las Vegas for you and the brother of your choice. 89 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:38,720 What's in it? 90 00:07:39,060 --> 00:07:41,900 That's a question. You smell formaldehyde on his breath. 91 00:07:42,160 --> 00:07:42,859 Mm -hmm. 92 00:07:42,860 --> 00:07:48,620 Look, it's not drugs or anything illegal. It's just a little business 93 00:07:48,620 --> 00:07:49,620 I'm involved in. 94 00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:54,520 Jerry, if you're in some kind of trouble... Trouble? 95 00:07:54,940 --> 00:07:58,300 If everything goes well, I'm going to be in a new tax bracket. 96 00:07:59,940 --> 00:08:00,940 Hell. 97 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:03,560 Maybe I'll retire. 98 00:08:05,640 --> 00:08:06,640 Tahiti. 99 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:08,480 Sure beats tagging the big toe. 100 00:08:08,760 --> 00:08:10,220 I thought you liked it at the morgue. 101 00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:13,960 The bloom is off the lily. 102 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:15,560 Ah. 103 00:08:16,440 --> 00:08:21,600 Ever try and reconstruct an entire murder scene from a near lobe? 104 00:08:23,680 --> 00:08:25,140 Not lately. 105 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:28,380 Now, come on. Are you guys with me on this one or not? 106 00:08:31,340 --> 00:08:32,559 I'd like to sleep on it. 107 00:10:06,560 --> 00:10:08,500 Good morning, Sahara, Las Vegas. 108 00:10:09,120 --> 00:10:11,260 Yes, is Jerry Reiner in yet, please? 109 00:10:12,620 --> 00:10:13,620 No, he's not. 110 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:15,860 Could I leave a message for him? 111 00:10:17,220 --> 00:10:20,320 Would you tell him that Mother Hen called? 112 00:10:20,820 --> 00:10:23,320 We had a couple of foxes in the coop last night. 113 00:10:24,220 --> 00:10:26,620 He's got a couple of mad wet hens. 114 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,400 I'd like to talk to him right away. 115 00:10:29,040 --> 00:10:30,900 Have you got all that, or do you want to read it back to me? 116 00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:32,740 Hey, mister, I'm no idiot. 117 00:10:32,980 --> 00:10:35,900 Two guys broke into your place and didn't get what they came for. 118 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:37,160 Right? 119 00:10:37,460 --> 00:10:39,800 Thank you. You're welcome. 120 00:10:40,920 --> 00:10:42,760 He's probably having a good time at the table. 121 00:10:43,580 --> 00:10:45,980 We're playing tag with strangers in the night. 122 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:50,160 You might want to pick up on this. This is Fred Haller. 123 00:10:59,940 --> 00:11:00,940 Hello? 124 00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:03,000 Hello. Is Fred Haller there? 125 00:11:03,480 --> 00:11:04,480 Yeah, who is it? 126 00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:05,800 May I speak to him? 127 00:11:06,060 --> 00:11:08,720 Well, he's sort of on his way out. 128 00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:11,180 Give me your name and number and I'll get back to you. 129 00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:13,600 No, 130 00:11:14,680 --> 00:11:18,640 I'm going to be on the road all day. I'll just... Try and get in touch with 131 00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:22,220 later. You sure there's no message? I mean, if it's important, you can tell me 132 00:11:22,220 --> 00:11:23,380 what you want to talk to him about. 133 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:25,080 That's all right, officer. 134 00:11:26,280 --> 00:11:27,280 He's okay. 135 00:11:27,500 --> 00:11:28,500 I'm afraid not. 136 00:11:28,740 --> 00:11:30,500 This is Lieutenant Feeling with Homicide. 137 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:32,300 There's been a slight problem here. 138 00:11:32,720 --> 00:11:33,720 Fred Haller is dead. 139 00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:35,480 You better tell me who this is. 140 00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:38,260 Hello? Hello? 141 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:39,800 I'm sorry, hello? 142 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:45,120 Hello? I can't hear you. I can't hear you. I can't hear you. We've got a bad 143 00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:46,120 connection. 144 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:05,200 A video game? 145 00:12:13,140 --> 00:12:14,500 It is a video game. 146 00:12:19,580 --> 00:12:23,640 No, I wish we could serve this whole mess to the police. Let them digest it. 147 00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:25,160 Man, that eats Jerry alive. 148 00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:29,140 I tell you, when we find him, he better have some answers here or he's going to 149 00:12:29,140 --> 00:12:30,140 wind up working on himself. 150 00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:33,560 Stupid game. 151 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:36,760 Don't feel bad. 152 00:12:37,140 --> 00:12:40,860 Nobody over the age of 12 can win at that thing. When I was 12, I had 153 00:12:40,860 --> 00:12:41,860 different. 154 00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:44,400 Remember my frog collection? 155 00:12:45,700 --> 00:12:48,320 Anyway, I beat this thing nine times out of ten. 156 00:12:49,180 --> 00:12:52,060 It's been programmed by Doris Fenstermacher. It's a pushover. 157 00:12:52,260 --> 00:12:53,500 Maybe it's playing possum. 158 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:56,840 It's lulling you into a false sense of complacency. 159 00:12:57,160 --> 00:12:58,860 It's lulling me into boredom. 160 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:03,260 Played coin returns that were more fun. 161 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:06,960 Why would anybody kill over a thing like this? 162 00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:10,800 Look at this. This four -speed doesn't even work. You push super kill, what do 163 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:11,880 you get? Alphabet soup. 164 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:18,180 Well, I think you better forget that little game, because we are now entering 165 00:13:18,180 --> 00:13:20,000 the big casino. 166 00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:22,160 Oh, yeah. 167 00:13:25,460 --> 00:13:29,100 You know, as long as we're here, there's no reason we can't kick back a little 168 00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:30,100 bit. 169 00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:32,160 Play a little craps, take in a couple of shows. 170 00:13:33,610 --> 00:13:34,930 There's one I wouldn't mind seeing. 171 00:13:35,930 --> 00:13:36,930 Wayne Newton? 172 00:13:36,970 --> 00:13:38,070 You don't like Wayne Newton. 173 00:13:38,310 --> 00:13:39,950 What? The wainer? Are you kidding me? 174 00:13:40,270 --> 00:13:42,270 Donka Shane? One of my all -time favorites. 175 00:13:42,690 --> 00:13:47,170 Oh, especially when sung to the accompaniment of a 60 half -naked chorus 176 00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:48,410 Whole naked chorus girl. 177 00:13:57,330 --> 00:13:58,330 Thank you. 178 00:14:00,490 --> 00:14:01,490 Here we go. 179 00:14:05,900 --> 00:14:09,000 Hey, buddy. You like Liberace's piano, all right? Yes, sir. 180 00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:12,500 Liberace's piano. Is that another favorite? 181 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:15,320 If you can play Moonlight Sonata. Thank you. 182 00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:25,180 Hi. Hello. Tell us what room Jerry Reiner's in, please. 183 00:14:25,420 --> 00:14:28,940 Oh, I'm sorry, but we don't give out that kind of information on our 184 00:14:28,940 --> 00:14:31,440 guests. You'll have to use the house phone. 185 00:14:32,479 --> 00:14:35,280 Well, see, we are trying that, and he's not answering. 186 00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:38,980 See, he's supposed to meet us down here at that seminar on management trainees, 187 00:14:39,180 --> 00:14:42,500 and I'm getting a little worried about him because of that heart condition he 188 00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:43,500 has. 189 00:14:43,770 --> 00:14:47,110 Well, it's probably not that at all. I mean, I'm sure he's just in the shower 190 00:14:47,110 --> 00:14:50,210 something. It's really, you know, we're just gun -shy. Ever since that Knights 191 00:14:50,210 --> 00:14:52,350 of Columbus meeting we had, what was that? Oh, my goodness. 192 00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:55,930 Yeah, you know, and he had to call the paramedics and everything. That poor man 193 00:14:55,930 --> 00:14:59,590 was just as blue as he could be. I never did think it was going to get him 194 00:14:59,590 --> 00:15:00,249 warmed up. 195 00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:03,610 Mr. Reiner is in room 5136. 196 00:15:05,090 --> 00:15:06,090 5136. 197 00:15:06,170 --> 00:15:08,450 5136. Thank you very much. I sure do appreciate this. 198 00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:21,700 You know, it is possible he has someone in there. I don't care if he's got a 199 00:15:21,700 --> 00:15:24,060 whole ladies' fast -pitch softball team in there. 200 00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:29,880 Oh, boy. 201 00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:33,700 Well, let's say we're looking at one of two things. 202 00:15:35,020 --> 00:15:37,440 Either it was one hell of a party or it was gangland slang. 203 00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:40,580 Maybe room service didn't like the tip he left them. 204 00:15:51,780 --> 00:15:53,160 Rick? Oh, no. 205 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:56,400 Wasn't a shower. 206 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:03,560 Well, at least he's not dead. 207 00:16:04,780 --> 00:16:09,200 He was together enough to patch himself up, get some first aid. 208 00:16:12,740 --> 00:16:13,840 Owl's almost dry. 209 00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:16,160 Probably split during the night. 210 00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:18,160 Oh, he might still be in the neighborhood. 211 00:16:19,470 --> 00:16:20,990 If I were him, I'd hide out in a crowd. 212 00:16:26,850 --> 00:16:27,850 Insurance? 213 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,000 Thank you very much, sir. 214 00:16:59,780 --> 00:17:03,280 $300 in 10 minutes is a new land speed record. 215 00:17:03,580 --> 00:17:06,579 You wouldn't lose so much if you just hedged your bets. 216 00:17:07,900 --> 00:17:09,240 It's against my religion. 217 00:17:11,500 --> 00:17:14,099 I've seen about 100 guys in here look like Jerry. 218 00:17:23,950 --> 00:17:26,790 up hairspray and build a change in this place to make a suspension bridge. 219 00:17:29,350 --> 00:17:30,430 Still no sign of him. 220 00:17:30,870 --> 00:17:34,130 I ain't going to try some other part of the hotel. Jerry's not a gambler. He 221 00:17:34,130 --> 00:17:35,210 hired us, didn't he? 222 00:17:38,470 --> 00:17:39,470 Aren't you finished yet? 223 00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:41,510 I could lose my job for letting you up here. 224 00:17:42,290 --> 00:17:44,790 You could lose a lot more than that if you don't stop interrupting me. 225 00:17:45,710 --> 00:17:46,710 Sure. 226 00:17:47,670 --> 00:17:48,670 Anything you say. 227 00:18:02,830 --> 00:18:04,850 I've got what I want. You can have your eye back. 228 00:18:09,450 --> 00:18:12,850 Well, if we can't find Jerry, maybe we can find out what he came here to do. 229 00:18:13,210 --> 00:18:18,130 It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out he's trying to unload this 230 00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:18,829 little baby. 231 00:18:18,830 --> 00:18:19,930 No? But to whom? 232 00:18:20,670 --> 00:18:21,770 Ah. Ah. 233 00:18:22,070 --> 00:18:23,530 Well, here's a good place to begin. 234 00:18:24,350 --> 00:18:25,350 Oh. 235 00:18:26,610 --> 00:18:30,490 Okay. Well, let's see. I think we can safely rule out the Rotarians. 236 00:18:30,770 --> 00:18:31,770 Yep. 237 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:36,160 Ditto the Western Council of Churches. Yep. Ditto the Light for the South. 238 00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:39,500 Here's a possibility. 239 00:18:40,660 --> 00:18:43,560 North American Alliance of Electrical Engineers. I mean, we're talking about 240 00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:44,560 electrical gadget, right? 241 00:18:44,700 --> 00:18:45,700 Mm -hmm. What do you think? 242 00:18:46,660 --> 00:18:48,740 Oh, uh, well, I think I got it. 243 00:18:49,340 --> 00:18:50,820 International toy manufacturers. 244 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:54,320 Yeah, but they don't show up until next week. 245 00:18:54,540 --> 00:18:56,780 Yeah, that doesn't mean some of the guys aren't going to show up a little early. 246 00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:58,240 You know, get a little jump on the competition. 247 00:18:58,660 --> 00:19:00,900 Maybe Jerry's out trying to find a middleman. Rick! What? 248 00:19:01,370 --> 00:19:02,990 Remember the two duffers I told you about? 249 00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:06,450 Yeah. Well, they are coming up the fairway right now. They've got an extra 250 00:19:06,450 --> 00:19:08,390 caddy, and you can bet they're packing a lot of iron. 251 00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:09,830 Tee off. Oh, 252 00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:22,330 yeah. 253 00:19:22,470 --> 00:19:23,470 Oh, yeah. 254 00:19:24,110 --> 00:19:25,110 Over here. What? 255 00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:51,100 Miss Ruth Eagle, your taxi is waiting at main entrance. 256 00:19:51,580 --> 00:19:53,360 Miss Ruth Eagle. 257 00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:57,520 Hi, Bob. 258 00:19:57,760 --> 00:19:59,920 Oh, hi. Jim Cain. Hi. 259 00:20:00,460 --> 00:20:01,500 Charles, New West Virginia. 260 00:20:01,740 --> 00:20:02,740 Hi, Jim. 261 00:20:03,380 --> 00:20:05,200 Sister Mary Grace Kathleen? 262 00:20:09,580 --> 00:20:15,320 If you run into a nice lady all dressed in black named George Hammond, would you 263 00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:16,500 tell her she's got my name checked? 264 00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:22,160 Good afternoon, Sahara, Las Vegas. 265 00:20:23,460 --> 00:20:26,680 Oh, no, I'm sorry. The hotel does not have a resident psychiatrist. 266 00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:31,080 I can give you the phone number of the Suicide Prevention Center. 267 00:20:31,420 --> 00:20:32,420 Got a pencil? 268 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:34,800 555 -6789. 269 00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:36,900 You're welcome. 270 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,000 Now, have a nice day. 271 00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:39,780 Oh, you were saying? 272 00:20:40,220 --> 00:20:45,240 Oh, yeah, I was saying it's not every day that you get to meet a famous 273 00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:48,840 historical figure like U .S. Grant. 274 00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:54,560 Now, all you Lissies here would just love to go home with you, but first of 275 00:20:54,580 --> 00:20:55,580 we need a favor. 276 00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:57,600 Now, listen here, fellas. 277 00:20:58,170 --> 00:21:01,050 I don't know what bellboy sent you down here, but you're definitely barking up 278 00:21:01,050 --> 00:21:01,949 the wrong tree. 279 00:21:01,950 --> 00:21:04,370 Oh, no, no, you misunderstood. 280 00:21:04,950 --> 00:21:07,270 We need a small clerical favor. 281 00:21:07,490 --> 00:21:09,050 Sorry, I don't know any priests. 282 00:21:11,910 --> 00:21:16,250 No, um, a friend of ours is in a lot of trouble. 283 00:21:16,630 --> 00:21:21,310 Now, the only way we can help this friend is by finding out exactly what 284 00:21:21,310 --> 00:21:22,730 he made while staying here. 285 00:21:23,730 --> 00:21:27,250 His name is Jerry Reiner, room 5136. 286 00:21:28,410 --> 00:21:31,650 Wait a minute. You guys must be the Wet Hens. 287 00:21:31,890 --> 00:21:33,730 Yes, we have a travel agent in the lobby. 288 00:21:35,570 --> 00:21:36,570 Okay. 289 00:21:38,570 --> 00:21:39,670 Uh -uh, there it is. 290 00:21:40,410 --> 00:21:44,090 Boy, your friend must be in a lot of trouble. He's a desperate man. 291 00:21:44,590 --> 00:21:49,210 Why? Well, Mr. Reiner made five phone calls, all to the same place, the 292 00:21:49,210 --> 00:21:50,450 Appaloosa Ranch. 293 00:21:51,370 --> 00:21:52,370 Mm -hmm. 294 00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:54,840 So funny about a guy calling a ranch. 295 00:21:55,700 --> 00:21:59,960 Oh, nothing. Only this ranch has a little different livestock, if you 296 00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:05,020 At the Appaloosa, the guests spend more time in the bunkhouse than they do out 297 00:22:05,020 --> 00:22:06,020 on the range. 298 00:22:08,980 --> 00:22:11,580 This doesn't make any sense. 299 00:22:12,420 --> 00:22:16,920 I mean, why would Jerry come all the way out here when the same services are 300 00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:18,820 offered back in town with a lot more style? 301 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,000 Very weird. 302 00:22:22,490 --> 00:22:25,570 Now, what do you expect from a guy who faces death every day with a grin on his 303 00:22:25,570 --> 00:22:28,630 face and a pair of carpet shears? Besides, there's no guarantee we're even 304 00:22:28,630 --> 00:22:31,590 to find him. We could be making this long, lonely drive for nothing. 305 00:22:32,030 --> 00:22:33,630 Oh, I can think of something. 306 00:22:34,950 --> 00:22:39,030 Ah, come on. No, Rick, we cannot stop for her. We are in the middle of a case. 307 00:22:39,170 --> 00:22:40,710 And she's in the middle of nowhere. 308 00:22:43,650 --> 00:22:44,650 Hi. 309 00:22:44,870 --> 00:22:47,070 Hi. I didn't think anybody was going to stop. 310 00:22:47,310 --> 00:22:49,570 What, are you kidding? You're stuck out here in the middle of nowhere? 311 00:22:50,190 --> 00:22:52,190 Here, hop in. We'll get you to a phone. Thanks. 312 00:22:57,450 --> 00:23:00,370 You know, most guys traveling this road are in too big a hurry to stop. 313 00:23:00,690 --> 00:23:02,510 No, we're in no hurry, I can tell you that. 314 00:23:11,570 --> 00:23:13,310 Going down here to see a friend of ours. 315 00:23:13,690 --> 00:23:16,810 Oh, one of the ranch hands? 316 00:23:17,110 --> 00:23:18,790 No, one of the happy guests. 317 00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:21,500 What are you doing on this piece of road? 318 00:23:22,140 --> 00:23:24,060 I'm with the biology department at the university. 319 00:23:24,580 --> 00:23:27,540 Really? Yeah, I came out here to catch a few lizards, and the only thing I 320 00:23:27,540 --> 00:23:28,980 caught was a broken radiator hose. 321 00:23:29,660 --> 00:23:33,320 You know, I've been in Vegas for five years, and this is the first bum luck 322 00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:34,320 had. 323 00:23:34,380 --> 00:23:36,400 Well, your bad luck is our good luck. 324 00:23:36,900 --> 00:23:38,080 Otherwise, we'd have never met. 325 00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:42,540 Thanks. You know, if you're going to be in town for a few days, maybe I can 326 00:23:42,540 --> 00:23:43,880 return the favor and buy you dinner. 327 00:23:45,620 --> 00:23:46,620 I'd like that. 328 00:23:47,950 --> 00:23:50,150 How you fix for French restaurants around here? 329 00:23:50,370 --> 00:23:53,770 We eat French all the time. I was thinking maybe, you know, like a nice 330 00:23:53,770 --> 00:23:57,430 rib, baked potato, bottle of red wine. 331 00:24:04,030 --> 00:24:06,470 Well, thanks again. 332 00:24:07,350 --> 00:24:08,410 You're very welcome. 333 00:24:12,990 --> 00:24:15,250 You know, we'd be happy to give you a ride back. 334 00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:16,780 We're not going to be here that long. 335 00:24:16,980 --> 00:24:19,480 No, thanks. I don't want to wear out my welcome with you guys. 336 00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:23,740 There's a pay phone right over there, and I'll give the auto club a phone 337 00:24:24,340 --> 00:24:27,260 They'll send a tow truck out here a lot faster than they would out by my car. 338 00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:28,720 I'm sure they will. 339 00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:30,400 I'll tell you what. 340 00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:36,580 This is good for one free dinner on the town that never sleeps. 341 00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:38,680 We'll be in touch. Thank you. 342 00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:41,220 I'll give you a call as soon as we're through our business. 343 00:24:42,100 --> 00:24:43,320 Bye -bye. Bye -bye. 344 00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:52,060 We can't stop her, Rick. We're in the middle of a case. 345 00:24:52,900 --> 00:24:57,240 Well, you were right. It was the gentlemanly thing to do. 346 00:24:58,740 --> 00:25:00,000 Yeah, this is Ethel. 347 00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:01,760 What's your pleasure, boys? 348 00:25:39,310 --> 00:25:44,850 Actually, ma 'am, we're looking for a 349 00:25:44,850 --> 00:25:46,630 fellow. 350 00:25:48,630 --> 00:25:53,250 Then you just wasted seven gallons worth of high octane because the only men out 351 00:25:53,250 --> 00:25:59,290 here are these boys, my boys. No, no, no, you don't understand. 352 00:25:59,890 --> 00:26:04,770 We're trying to help a friend of ours. 353 00:26:05,420 --> 00:26:07,160 We thought he might be hiding out here. 354 00:26:07,380 --> 00:26:10,560 Does the name Jerry Reiner ring any bells with you? 355 00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:15,620 It just might ring your two bells if you don't leave right now. It's okay, 356 00:26:15,700 --> 00:26:16,700 Ethel. 357 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:21,020 I've never been happier to see two guys all my life. 358 00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:23,200 What happened to you? 359 00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:24,960 It's a long story. 360 00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:26,720 Howler's dead. 361 00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:28,800 How did it happen? 362 00:26:29,020 --> 00:26:30,020 That's your department. 363 00:26:30,950 --> 00:26:34,230 And you better tell us what's going on. Yeah, if you don't level with us, we're 364 00:26:34,230 --> 00:26:38,010 gonna feed you to the lie detectors and rubber hoses back in town. Believe me, I 365 00:26:38,010 --> 00:26:39,190 never thought it would get this heavy. 366 00:26:40,730 --> 00:26:43,550 Although I should have known when room service sent up those goons who tried to 367 00:26:43,550 --> 00:26:44,550 scramble my eggs. 368 00:26:45,130 --> 00:26:46,130 I'm lucky. 369 00:26:46,950 --> 00:26:48,390 Ethel and I have a mutual friend. 370 00:26:49,290 --> 00:26:50,350 A local coroner. 371 00:26:51,930 --> 00:26:53,330 Ethel's has the best security in town. 372 00:26:53,770 --> 00:26:55,810 The, uh, goons, uh, salt and pepper set? 373 00:26:56,510 --> 00:26:59,480 Yeah. Same guys who tailed me to the airport in San Diego. 374 00:26:59,740 --> 00:27:00,740 That what? 375 00:27:00,820 --> 00:27:03,620 You think they roughed you up or did you see what we're going to do to you? 376 00:27:03,620 --> 00:27:07,540 Wait, you mean that you knew when you hired us that you were being followed 377 00:27:07,540 --> 00:27:08,700 you didn't bother to say anything? 378 00:27:09,100 --> 00:27:10,720 I thought I had everything under control. 379 00:27:11,580 --> 00:27:13,560 Okay, so it was dumb. 380 00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:15,160 Dumb? 381 00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:20,500 Now what is so special about a simple kid's toy that gets one guy put down and 382 00:27:20,500 --> 00:27:24,120 three others on the menu? It's a prototype for a new game. It's not on 383 00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:25,120 market yet. 384 00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:26,980 Hallow was a computer engineer. 385 00:27:27,300 --> 00:27:28,920 He came up with a hot new design. 386 00:27:29,420 --> 00:27:32,740 But he wouldn't sell to any of the major toy companies over here. He was going 387 00:27:32,740 --> 00:27:33,860 to make a deal with the Japanese. 388 00:27:34,340 --> 00:27:36,600 The whole transaction had to be kept under wraps. 389 00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:41,740 So, he said he'd cut me in for a percentage if I could pull off the deal. 390 00:27:42,340 --> 00:27:43,340 Nobody knows me. 391 00:27:43,700 --> 00:27:46,220 I slip in, contact the middleman. 392 00:27:47,140 --> 00:27:48,660 Make the exchange. 393 00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:51,200 Bingo! Ten percent of a couple of million. 394 00:27:52,420 --> 00:27:55,240 Just... How well did you know Heller? 395 00:27:57,360 --> 00:27:58,660 Not real well. 396 00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:01,720 You serviced the computers up in motor vehicles. 397 00:28:02,380 --> 00:28:05,140 Met him in City Hall cafeteria a few times. 398 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,640 Jerry, what is the date on your birth certificate? Yesterday? 399 00:28:09,020 --> 00:28:10,860 Hey, it sounded like a good deal at the time. 400 00:28:11,260 --> 00:28:12,960 When are you supposed to contact the middleman? 401 00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:14,440 Except for tonight. 402 00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:18,820 I'm supposed to meet him at the lounge in the Eagle Inn at 8 .30. 403 00:28:19,740 --> 00:28:22,280 Who else knows about this meeting besides you and the middleman? 404 00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:25,620 Howler, he's the one who set everything up to begin with. 405 00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:28,040 He gave me the name of the guy to contact. 406 00:28:29,060 --> 00:28:31,660 Well, I'll tell you, there's more to this little game than meets the old hand 407 00:28:31,660 --> 00:28:32,660 -eye. 408 00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:36,800 Yeah. Wish I'd spend more of my Saturday mornings with Mr. Wizard than the Cisco 409 00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:39,840 kid. Take that thing apart and figure out what makes it tick. 410 00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:41,660 We need a computer expert. 411 00:28:42,540 --> 00:28:43,540 No sweat. 412 00:28:44,220 --> 00:28:47,420 Well, Ethel, aren't computers just a little out of her line? 413 00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:48,940 Nothing is out of her line. 414 00:28:55,690 --> 00:28:56,690 When I die, 415 00:28:57,570 --> 00:28:58,970 this is where I want to go. 416 00:29:01,830 --> 00:29:05,210 Arnie, thanks a lot for this favor. That's all. Really appreciate it. 417 00:29:05,470 --> 00:29:06,470 She'll repay it. 418 00:29:07,350 --> 00:29:10,990 Boy, so you run the whole show from up here. I mean, the special effects and 419 00:29:10,990 --> 00:29:12,570 that. The computer does it all? Not everything. 420 00:29:13,990 --> 00:29:17,250 The most dazzling effects in this show come from a different breed of solid 421 00:29:17,250 --> 00:29:18,250 state. 422 00:29:19,070 --> 00:29:20,550 Okay, let's see what we got here. 423 00:29:20,790 --> 00:29:22,690 You never know what you'll find until you look under the hood. 424 00:29:22,930 --> 00:29:24,110 That's what I always say. 425 00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:43,240 I don't think I want to be looking at this, guys. 426 00:29:43,740 --> 00:29:44,740 What are you talking about? 427 00:29:44,900 --> 00:29:46,220 See this little doohickey here? 428 00:29:46,940 --> 00:29:48,500 You can go to the moon on it. 429 00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:52,780 The other three speeds are just part of the game, but this fourth one... 430 00:29:52,780 --> 00:29:54,260 Superkill. Yeah. 431 00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:56,120 That's a good name for it, all right. 432 00:29:57,400 --> 00:30:00,820 This gobbledygook is a series of binary numbers arranged in a code. 433 00:30:01,060 --> 00:30:01,739 Uh -huh. 434 00:30:01,740 --> 00:30:04,620 I take it we're talking about a technology that's a little bit more 435 00:30:04,620 --> 00:30:05,680 than Pac -Man? Yeah. 436 00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:08,060 We're talking ULSI. We are? 437 00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:10,520 Ultra Large Scale Integration. 438 00:30:11,100 --> 00:30:12,100 Ah. Ah. 439 00:30:12,420 --> 00:30:16,140 Normally a little game like this will have about 20 ,000 transistors on a 440 00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:19,060 This little baby looks like about a million. 441 00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:20,440 It's elsewhere, too, huh? 442 00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:21,600 Are you kidding? 443 00:30:21,900 --> 00:30:23,820 This thing couldn't be for sale. 444 00:30:26,060 --> 00:30:30,580 My guess is it was shoplifted from a hardware store owned by a nice old man 445 00:30:30,580 --> 00:30:33,360 a long white beard that's in a thousand stripes forever. 446 00:30:34,540 --> 00:30:36,320 You want a little friendly advice, guys? 447 00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:38,980 Okay. Get rid of it before it gets rid of you. 448 00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:40,280 Okay. 449 00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:45,620 Chip. Chip, let me... Gas station up there. 450 00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:47,820 Give us directions to the federal building. 451 00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:49,440 Are you crazy? 452 00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:53,540 We turn this over to them now and I'll have my choice of murder or treason. 453 00:30:54,380 --> 00:30:56,700 We'll be away so far, they'll have to pump daylight to me. 454 00:30:57,020 --> 00:30:58,580 So what do you want us to do, join you? 455 00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:01,500 Look, nobody knows about this. 456 00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:04,480 Except the middle man and the other party. 457 00:31:05,220 --> 00:31:07,220 Before we go to the feds, we've got to flush them out. 458 00:31:07,540 --> 00:31:10,240 They killed Haller. They're the only ones that can clear me. 459 00:31:10,860 --> 00:31:12,380 We continue with the game plan. 460 00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:14,700 They'll show up again, I'm sure of it. 461 00:31:15,860 --> 00:31:18,520 That's the kind of logic that comes with a vitamin deficiency. 462 00:31:20,060 --> 00:31:21,360 Keep going to the feds. 463 00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:23,360 It's like this. 464 00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:26,140 Uncle Sam, Goose Burson, forgets later. 465 00:31:37,900 --> 00:31:39,040 Come in, come in. 466 00:31:39,860 --> 00:31:40,860 Water's fine. 467 00:31:45,660 --> 00:31:48,960 But seriously, folks, we hope you're enjoying the lovely Eagle Inn. Yeah, at 468 00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:50,440 least they get the construction and the lobby. 469 00:31:51,340 --> 00:31:54,400 We're not saying the rooms here are small, but... You gotta go out in the 470 00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:55,400 to change your mind. 471 00:31:55,940 --> 00:31:56,679 That's right. 472 00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:57,680 Hey, your lips are moving. 473 00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:01,920 Hey, Bergen's lips move, nobody mind it. Yeah, he was on the radio, who the hell 474 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:04,760 cared? Hey, listen, one more crack at you and I'll have you laminated. 475 00:32:07,940 --> 00:32:11,080 That's more like it. That's what your girlfriend told me last night after you 476 00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:12,080 went to sleep. 477 00:32:12,690 --> 00:32:15,230 Listen, what do you know about girlfriends anyway? I don't know which 478 00:32:15,550 --> 00:32:18,970 Having guys trying to kill you in the middle of the night or having to watch 479 00:32:18,970 --> 00:32:22,150 this? Oh, at least for your next act, I understand. It's a blonde and her 480 00:32:22,150 --> 00:32:23,170 singing German Shepherd. 481 00:32:23,390 --> 00:32:24,390 Oh, terrific. 482 00:32:25,010 --> 00:32:28,150 Oh, and you need this Joel Grey and little black lace and we'll have it all. 483 00:32:30,210 --> 00:32:32,910 Anyone who's made contact with Jerry's been his waitress. 484 00:32:33,190 --> 00:32:37,010 Listen, um, we could play the big rooms, I guess, but we'd like the intimacy of 485 00:32:37,010 --> 00:32:37,849 the crowd here. 486 00:32:37,850 --> 00:32:39,950 Uh, ladies, what am I bid for this key, huh? 487 00:32:40,310 --> 00:32:41,910 Hot and cold running. Hey, can you... 488 00:32:42,190 --> 00:32:45,370 my trunk key. Oh, no, you don't. How about over here? Anybody over here? 489 00:32:45,570 --> 00:32:47,310 No, she's not going to take it. There's no lady. 490 00:32:47,850 --> 00:32:48,850 Let's try over here. 491 00:32:49,310 --> 00:32:51,590 I don't think so. You're not going to find anybody. 492 00:32:51,890 --> 00:32:53,450 Leave me here in an hour after this show. 493 00:32:53,650 --> 00:32:57,170 I don't know why I hang around with this guy. He's a lousy conversationalist. 494 00:32:57,170 --> 00:32:59,450 The food stinks and the pay I could cash on a bus. 495 00:32:59,650 --> 00:33:02,670 What's wrong with the pay, Humphrey? I take care of your room and board. 496 00:33:02,890 --> 00:33:03,869 Are you kidding? 497 00:33:03,870 --> 00:33:05,030 My room is a suitcase. 498 00:33:05,290 --> 00:33:07,170 What about the board? You're looking at it. 499 00:33:27,980 --> 00:33:30,080 You didn't tell me you were bringing someone. 500 00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:38,800 It's okay, Hump. 501 00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:41,420 Sorry, Hump's just a little paranoid. 502 00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:43,760 You're downright. 503 00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:49,000 And if any of you are attacking me, bring a nut here to me right now, or I'm 504 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:50,000 walking. 505 00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:54,080 Come on, guys. 506 00:33:54,500 --> 00:33:55,500 Humoring. 507 00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:07,260 That's better. I feel more comfortable on stage. 508 00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:10,040 On the piano. 509 00:34:17,340 --> 00:34:18,340 Thank you. 510 00:34:19,580 --> 00:34:21,699 Now, why don't you join over here, gentlemen. 511 00:34:37,100 --> 00:34:38,620 I'd like to see the merchandise, please. 512 00:34:51,460 --> 00:34:54,420 You don't get to peek inside until we see the color of your money. 513 00:34:57,980 --> 00:34:59,780 Wait till I find out it's all in yen. 514 00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:04,840 It's a small joke. 515 00:35:05,630 --> 00:35:07,730 What do you want from plywood, Richard Pryor? 516 00:35:17,270 --> 00:35:18,410 Here's a bookmark. 517 00:35:19,110 --> 00:35:22,930 Go lose yourself for about an hour, or we're going to park you in the cheap 518 00:35:22,930 --> 00:35:23,930 seats. 519 00:35:24,610 --> 00:35:25,610 Permanently. 520 00:35:27,770 --> 00:35:28,770 Come on. 521 00:35:30,930 --> 00:35:34,090 I think our Japanese clients would appreciate your little joke, Sunfrey. 522 00:35:35,670 --> 00:35:39,150 Then again, once they get their hands on that game, I guess they'll have the 523 00:35:39,150 --> 00:35:40,150 last laugh. 524 00:35:46,390 --> 00:35:49,770 I take it you know just how special this item is. 525 00:35:49,990 --> 00:35:52,510 You wouldn't know the difference between that and a hair dryer. 526 00:35:53,150 --> 00:35:56,590 Hump's right. I don't want to know. We're just the brokers, like you. 527 00:35:59,510 --> 00:36:00,510 Everybody be cool. 528 00:36:54,860 --> 00:36:57,320 Sorry, but there's nothing left to do. We're going to have some help here. 529 00:36:57,320 --> 00:36:58,720 going to call the cops, the FBI, the CIA. 530 00:36:58,940 --> 00:37:01,980 Jerry, Jerry, come on. If you are trying to save someone in the water, the last 531 00:37:01,980 --> 00:37:04,020 thing you do is start ticking the screen. And if you want to have an 532 00:37:04,020 --> 00:37:06,300 attack, go out in the parking lot, okay? Because I've got to think. 533 00:37:11,580 --> 00:37:12,580 Sorry, 534 00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:22,820 guys. You didn't give me a chance to tell you that the chip wasn't in there. 535 00:37:33,610 --> 00:37:34,610 There you go again. 536 00:37:35,750 --> 00:37:38,830 You keep beating on me like that, how are we ever going to establish a 537 00:37:38,830 --> 00:37:39,830 meaningful relationship? 538 00:37:40,550 --> 00:37:42,610 We'll keep working on that, don't you worry. 539 00:37:44,970 --> 00:37:48,390 You're going to wind up begging me to ask you where that chip is. 540 00:37:53,310 --> 00:37:54,490 They don't have the chips. 541 00:37:54,730 --> 00:37:58,390 Rick is still okay. My guess is they'll get in touch, they'll try and set up an 542 00:37:58,390 --> 00:38:01,610 exchange. I know we've got to get Rick back, but I mean, did we just hand it 543 00:38:01,610 --> 00:38:02,850 over to him? It could be anybody. 544 00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:03,460 I 545 00:38:03,460 --> 00:38:11,600 heard 546 00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:18,100 about your brother. 547 00:38:18,500 --> 00:38:20,460 I guess it's your turn for a run of bum luck. 548 00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:29,960 Biologist with the State University, huh? 549 00:38:31,720 --> 00:38:32,940 What the hell's going on here? 550 00:38:33,180 --> 00:38:34,400 I'm Laura Reynolds, Jerry. 551 00:38:34,820 --> 00:38:37,680 I hope you don't mind the familiarity, but I've been with you for over a month 552 00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:38,680 now. 553 00:38:38,780 --> 00:38:40,480 Ever since Haller first made contact. 554 00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:41,800 Who are you? 555 00:38:41,980 --> 00:38:42,980 One of the good guys. 556 00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:44,280 How do I know that? 557 00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:46,860 I'm wearing white, aren't I? 558 00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:50,360 I tell you what, we don't usually carry business cards. 559 00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:53,780 But I tell you what you can do. You can get on the phone and call your friend 560 00:38:53,780 --> 00:38:56,420 Janet Fowler in San Diego. Somebody's been talking to her. 561 00:39:06,090 --> 00:39:07,250 Yeah, this is getting us nowhere. 562 00:39:09,790 --> 00:39:10,790 Maybe this will help. 563 00:39:11,070 --> 00:39:13,910 When you were a kid, did you ever swap baseball cards? I mean, you know, when 564 00:39:13,910 --> 00:39:15,730 you weren't out picking on somebody half your size. 565 00:39:18,030 --> 00:39:21,610 It seems to me like you guys sitting here on Whitey Ford, AJ and Jerry, are 566 00:39:21,610 --> 00:39:22,610 looking at Mickey Mantle. 567 00:39:23,490 --> 00:39:24,930 Seems to me like an easy trade. 568 00:39:33,690 --> 00:39:34,750 Okay, thank you, Janet. 569 00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:38,480 Yes. 570 00:39:39,820 --> 00:39:40,820 Yes, I understand. 571 00:39:42,140 --> 00:39:44,040 No, I don't want to call Washington. 572 00:39:45,220 --> 00:39:48,720 No, I'll tell you later. Let me call you back, okay? We're in a little hot water 573 00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:49,720 here, all right? 574 00:39:50,780 --> 00:39:51,780 Right. 575 00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:58,820 Well, now that you know who I am, I think you'd better give me the chip if 576 00:39:58,820 --> 00:39:59,820 you've got it. 577 00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:01,840 I have it. 578 00:40:02,380 --> 00:40:05,640 And I intend to hang on to it and use it for all it's worth until I get my 579 00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:06,640 brother back. 580 00:40:06,980 --> 00:40:10,080 That's fine. We can help you. You give me the chip, and we'll see that the 581 00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:13,300 authorities... Do everything they can to kill him? I know how they spell 582 00:40:13,300 --> 00:40:14,660 finesse. It's S -W -A -T. 583 00:40:15,140 --> 00:40:18,540 There's just one thing you guys are loyal to, and that's your job. We give 584 00:40:18,540 --> 00:40:21,400 that chip, you walk away, and A .J. here becomes an instant only child. 585 00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:23,100 I don't think you understand. 586 00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:26,440 That chip in the wrong hands could orphan New York City. 587 00:40:26,740 --> 00:40:27,740 Or Leningrad. 588 00:40:28,380 --> 00:40:30,860 They're no wrong hands. They're only wrong minds. 589 00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:34,440 They're enough idiots on both sides to turn the whole world into a nuclear 590 00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:38,040 game. Look, A .J., I didn't make the rules, all right? But I know enough to 591 00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:41,200 we've got to have 11 guys on the field or we forfeit the game. Yeah, well, I'm 592 00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:44,200 not playing the game. Oh, yes, you're playing the game. You just don't know 593 00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:47,560 about it, and you're in way over your head. I'm not talking about some small 594 00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:49,460 like the ventriloquist. You know about him? 595 00:40:49,720 --> 00:40:52,780 Of course we knew about him. We picked up on him five minutes after Heller 596 00:40:52,780 --> 00:40:53,780 the chip. 597 00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:55,320 We're after the other guys. 598 00:40:55,980 --> 00:40:59,320 We think they're working for the Eastern Block. And, A .J., if you ride bareback 599 00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:00,600 after them, they're going to burn you. 600 00:41:00,890 --> 00:41:04,830 I don't care if you're talking about the whole Red Army. They have my brother. 601 00:41:18,750 --> 00:41:19,750 I'll give you the chip. 602 00:41:20,150 --> 00:41:21,310 In 24 hours. 603 00:41:21,630 --> 00:41:25,070 I'm sorry, I can't go with that. Well, then you can't go at all. And lady, 604 00:41:25,070 --> 00:41:26,430 you dare try and stop me! 605 00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:31,560 Because if you do, I will walk all the way to Washington, D .C., and I will 606 00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:33,780 to a lot of people on the way. 607 00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:37,120 All right, okay. 608 00:41:38,180 --> 00:41:39,660 But you've got to let me ride shotgun. 609 00:41:39,940 --> 00:41:41,900 That's fine. You want to call up the cavalry? 610 00:41:42,240 --> 00:41:43,240 Fine with me. 611 00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:46,600 They're going to want to make a trade, so maybe we can set them up. I am the 612 00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:50,280 cavalry. It's a very tricky operation, and we can't call out the brass band. 613 00:41:50,540 --> 00:41:51,800 Well, what can you call out? 614 00:41:52,020 --> 00:41:54,360 Very little firepower and absolutely no visibility. 615 00:41:55,180 --> 00:41:57,380 But if things get tough, I can try and back you up. 616 00:41:57,800 --> 00:42:00,960 If things get really tough, I may have to take you out. 617 00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:05,040 But for right now, you've got to trust me enough to show me that chip. 618 00:42:53,190 --> 00:42:54,190 You're good. 619 00:42:57,750 --> 00:42:58,930 Let's hope they're not better. 620 00:43:02,310 --> 00:43:03,310 Yes? 621 00:43:06,150 --> 00:43:07,150 AJ, guess who? 622 00:43:09,070 --> 00:43:10,070 Are you all right? 623 00:43:10,530 --> 00:43:12,630 Oh, yeah, we're getting along just fine. 624 00:43:12,890 --> 00:43:16,230 Matter of fact, later on, we'll probably all just pile into the station wagon 625 00:43:16,230 --> 00:43:17,890 and go catch Barry Manilow's late show. 626 00:43:18,150 --> 00:43:19,770 Look, Rick... Just shut up and listen. 627 00:43:23,790 --> 00:43:26,430 You bring what we want, we'll have something for you. 628 00:43:31,430 --> 00:43:34,230 The wheel is turning. 629 00:43:34,730 --> 00:43:35,730 Let's place our bets. 630 00:44:01,759 --> 00:44:03,700 I think we're a little early for the tour. 631 00:44:03,980 --> 00:44:05,940 I understand it's well worth the wait though. 632 00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:09,900 If your friend doesn't get here in about five minutes, you're going to get a 633 00:44:09,900 --> 00:44:10,900 personal tour. 634 00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:14,400 A lot to see on your way down. 635 00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:18,040 You look fast. 636 00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:21,960 Maybe you'd like to join me. 637 00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:09,060 Try anything funny and Humpty Dumpty there has a big fall. 638 00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:11,160 Dawson, shake him down. 639 00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:22,920 Let's get on with it. 640 00:45:23,240 --> 00:45:24,138 Where's the chip? 641 00:45:24,140 --> 00:45:25,500 Get him away from the edge first. 642 00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,100 That's okay, Jack. I kind of like it up here. Great view. 643 00:45:29,820 --> 00:45:30,820 The chip. 644 00:45:31,340 --> 00:45:32,480 We can do this all day. 645 00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:34,740 First you get him away from the edge. 646 00:45:35,130 --> 00:45:38,510 Then I show you the chip. You want to see how fast he'll go away? Because 647 00:45:38,510 --> 00:45:40,250 going to in about two seconds if I don't see that chip. 648 00:45:46,710 --> 00:45:47,710 Cute. 649 00:45:48,630 --> 00:45:50,150 Now spit it out and hand it to me. 650 00:45:51,090 --> 00:45:52,530 First you get him away from the edge. 651 00:45:53,350 --> 00:45:55,770 Otherwise I'll just swallow the chip. Then we can go through this whole thing 652 00:45:55,770 --> 00:45:56,770 again in 12 hours. 653 00:46:14,250 --> 00:46:15,250 Don't get nervous, boys. 654 00:46:22,890 --> 00:46:24,810 No funny business. 655 00:46:25,610 --> 00:46:28,090 Let the old geezers go away, and then we'll take care of business. 656 00:46:30,870 --> 00:46:32,910 How much are you going to make out of this deal? 657 00:46:33,470 --> 00:46:35,610 Enough to get me a bus ticket to the next century. 658 00:46:35,990 --> 00:46:38,910 If there is one, after you and your friends are through blowing up the 659 00:46:39,890 --> 00:46:42,850 Hey, I'm a businessman, not the Secretary of State. 660 00:46:52,060 --> 00:46:53,680 You're looking at it. 661 00:46:56,780 --> 00:46:57,820 It's over there. 662 00:46:58,900 --> 00:47:00,340 What are you, right? 663 00:47:00,940 --> 00:47:02,260 I know I'm right. 664 00:47:16,710 --> 00:47:18,370 You want to see how far down it is, huh? 665 00:47:18,970 --> 00:47:19,970 Huh? Huh? 666 00:47:21,010 --> 00:47:22,010 AJ! 667 00:47:22,850 --> 00:47:26,790 AJ, it's a pretty long way down there. If you're going to do it, kick him, 668 00:47:26,790 --> 00:47:28,150 push him. Otherwise, you might go with him. 669 00:47:29,890 --> 00:47:30,890 Come on, tough guy. 670 00:47:32,650 --> 00:47:33,650 Jerry, bring your two. 671 00:47:36,390 --> 00:47:37,890 And you've got some explaining to do. 672 00:47:48,230 --> 00:47:51,470 That, the nicest one -woman band I have ever heard. 673 00:47:52,470 --> 00:47:54,550 Well, you play a pretty mean solo yourself. 674 00:47:56,110 --> 00:47:57,470 Now can I have that chip? 675 00:47:57,790 --> 00:47:58,790 Come and get it. 676 00:48:17,130 --> 00:48:18,130 one of your patients. 677 00:48:18,950 --> 00:48:20,090 Come on, up against the car. 678 00:48:20,530 --> 00:48:22,210 That's it. Get a little cute. Something like that. 679 00:48:22,630 --> 00:48:24,630 Guess what? You found honest work. You're gonna drive. 680 00:48:33,590 --> 00:48:34,590 Hey, AJ. 681 00:48:34,850 --> 00:48:35,850 Gotta go. 682 00:48:38,150 --> 00:48:39,150 Hey, AJ.