1 00:00:00,820 --> 00:00:02,740 I think I witnessed a murder. That's crazy. 2 00:00:03,560 --> 00:00:05,420 Tonight on Simon and Simon. 3 00:00:05,780 --> 00:00:06,739 Is that man dead? 4 00:00:06,740 --> 00:00:07,800 Let's talk about you. 5 00:00:08,200 --> 00:00:10,420 You've got a victim and you've got an eyewitness. 6 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:13,820 Now where we come from, that's called a murder case. 7 00:00:14,160 --> 00:00:17,080 I suppose there's any way of draining the lake without some help. I told you 8 00:00:17,080 --> 00:00:18,078 leave this thing alone. 9 00:00:18,080 --> 00:00:20,760 What thing, Sheriff? You got something going on we don't know about? 10 00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:24,420 Lovely little place you got here, but we're late for our shuffleboard game 11 00:00:24,420 --> 00:00:27,800 at the hotel. What is this? Is the whole town in on this thing? It's a siren. 12 00:03:19,820 --> 00:03:23,160 Oh, hello. My name's Turner, Oliver Turner. 13 00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:24,720 I'm in real estate. 14 00:03:24,920 --> 00:03:26,240 I have a card right here and... 15 00:04:18,410 --> 00:04:22,210 Excuse me, has my husband left a message for me? The name is Turner. 16 00:04:24,890 --> 00:04:27,930 No, ma 'am, I'm afraid not. Are you sure? No call? 17 00:04:28,410 --> 00:04:29,410 No. 18 00:04:30,810 --> 00:04:31,810 Hmm. 19 00:04:32,030 --> 00:04:33,030 Okay, thanks. 20 00:04:53,900 --> 00:04:55,120 AJ? Hi, Mom. 21 00:04:55,500 --> 00:04:58,160 I just wanted to let you know I got here all right. 22 00:04:58,480 --> 00:05:01,040 Good. I'm glad to hear it. And guess what? 23 00:05:01,380 --> 00:05:04,680 They're overbooked, so they gave me a large suite for the same price. 24 00:05:05,220 --> 00:05:06,700 Really? That's nice. 25 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:10,040 Do you think you and Rick would like to come up for a few days? It's a shame to 26 00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:11,040 waste that extra room. 27 00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:13,940 Oh, well, thank you, Mom. Not for me. 28 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:15,740 I'll ask Rick, though. 29 00:05:16,060 --> 00:05:17,540 Any interesting men up there yet? 30 00:05:17,960 --> 00:05:19,540 Not yet, but it looks promising. 31 00:05:19,840 --> 00:05:20,840 I better go now. 32 00:05:21,480 --> 00:05:22,900 Okay. Well, you enjoy yourself. 33 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:24,600 Bye. Bye -bye. 34 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:27,200 I'm planning on it. 35 00:05:29,440 --> 00:05:30,480 Morning. Morning. 36 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:43,400 I haven't seen that done since fourth grade. 37 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:44,920 How would you know? 38 00:05:45,240 --> 00:05:47,660 As I remember your idea of breaking in a new book. 39 00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:49,460 Use it for second base. 40 00:05:51,360 --> 00:05:52,360 And by the office? 41 00:05:54,270 --> 00:05:57,190 Yeah. No calls, no mail. 42 00:05:58,630 --> 00:06:00,230 Looks like we got a few days off here. 43 00:06:02,310 --> 00:06:05,630 Hey, tell you what. Put the boat in the water, we'll cruise down to Baja, we'll 44 00:06:05,630 --> 00:06:06,630 do a little fishing, what do you say? 45 00:06:07,010 --> 00:06:10,030 Oh, not for me. This is all the vacation I need, right here. 46 00:06:11,090 --> 00:06:12,090 Got the new Michener. 47 00:06:13,290 --> 00:06:14,810 Did you buy anything like that by the town? 48 00:06:15,450 --> 00:06:16,389 Mom called. 49 00:06:16,390 --> 00:06:19,310 Yeah? Yeah, they gave her a suite with two bedrooms. 50 00:06:19,950 --> 00:06:21,830 Thought maybe you might want to go up and join her. 51 00:06:23,140 --> 00:06:26,860 Any guy over the age of 30 who vacations with his mother ought to join the 52 00:06:26,860 --> 00:06:28,140 Marine Corps see a shrink. 53 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:29,400 Or both. 54 00:06:31,660 --> 00:06:34,720 You remember that vacation we took with Mom and Dad when I was in the fifth 55 00:06:34,720 --> 00:06:35,720 grade? 56 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:39,720 I will never forget the expression on Dad's face when he found out I'd learned 57 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:41,980 the facts of life from that accordion player in the lounge. 58 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:43,780 Guy had it all wrong, too. 59 00:06:44,080 --> 00:06:47,760 Rick, I would love to play This Is Your Life, but right now I want to read, 60 00:06:47,900 --> 00:06:48,900 okay? 61 00:06:49,340 --> 00:06:51,400 I'm leaving you alone right now. Here I go. 62 00:06:59,979 --> 00:07:00,979 AJ? 63 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:02,800 Margaritaville. 64 00:07:03,500 --> 00:07:05,180 Oh, not for me, thanks. 65 00:07:06,500 --> 00:07:09,060 That was a nice thought, though. 66 00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:10,760 Maybe later? 67 00:07:11,380 --> 00:07:12,440 Yeah, yeah, okay. 68 00:07:13,140 --> 00:07:16,740 I'll just... What? 69 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:26,940 You want to go to the track? I got some discount coupons. They're giving away 70 00:07:26,940 --> 00:07:27,940 blankets today. 71 00:07:28,220 --> 00:07:29,220 No, thank you. 72 00:07:37,349 --> 00:07:38,590 Guess I won't go either. 73 00:07:42,210 --> 00:07:43,210 Hey, Jay. 74 00:07:43,230 --> 00:07:44,230 Look what I found. 75 00:07:45,770 --> 00:07:48,610 This is Wanda. Wanda's a beautician. She works out near the airport. 76 00:07:49,030 --> 00:07:50,630 And this is Jolene. 77 00:07:51,330 --> 00:07:55,290 Jolene is, well, she's unemployed right now. She wants to be a waitress. 78 00:07:55,740 --> 00:07:58,480 And I'm sorry, darling, I didn't catch your name. What was that? 79 00:07:59,020 --> 00:08:00,640 Trixie. Yeah, I'll bet that's right, too. 80 00:09:00,330 --> 00:09:01,330 Hello, AJ. 81 00:09:02,270 --> 00:09:03,270 Hi. 82 00:11:09,230 --> 00:11:12,510 Let me make us a drink. I'm famous for my milk punch. Great. 83 00:11:13,510 --> 00:11:15,130 Oh, you really gave me a workout today. 84 00:11:15,510 --> 00:11:17,170 Oh, I'm afraid I'm a bit rusty. 85 00:11:17,470 --> 00:11:19,930 Oh, you're very good. You play very well. 86 00:11:20,770 --> 00:11:27,150 Hello. Oh, hi, honey. Oh, Leo, this is my son, AJ. AJ, this is Leo Morris. How 87 00:11:27,150 --> 00:11:29,350 do you do? Nice to meet you. Likewise. Excuse me. 88 00:11:31,430 --> 00:11:32,430 That was your son? 89 00:11:32,810 --> 00:11:33,810 Yes, my youngest. 90 00:11:34,930 --> 00:11:35,930 You have more than one? 91 00:11:36,270 --> 00:11:37,270 Oh, yes, two. 92 00:11:41,379 --> 00:11:42,379 Excuse me. 93 00:11:42,820 --> 00:11:45,140 Why did you bring the gun? You came here to get away. 94 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:48,160 Yeah, Mom, I always bring a gun. Look, I really have to go. I'm in a bit of a 95 00:11:48,160 --> 00:11:49,039 rush, okay? 96 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:49,819 Bye -bye. 97 00:11:49,820 --> 00:11:50,820 Nice to meet you. 98 00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:51,880 Well, thank you. 99 00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:54,120 Was that a gun? 100 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:55,500 Yes, I think so. 101 00:11:56,020 --> 00:11:57,440 Well, now for the milk punch. 102 00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:08,020 I appreciate you coming to me with this, Mr. Simon. It's a very 103 00:12:08,020 --> 00:12:09,020 interesting story. 104 00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:10,640 And I'll keep my ear to the ground. 105 00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:13,340 Keep your ear to the ground, huh? 106 00:12:14,560 --> 00:12:17,520 Sheriff, if you have your ear to the ground, when I get these developed, 107 00:12:17,520 --> 00:12:18,520 going to hear an earthquake. 108 00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:21,480 Well, I sure hope you're wrong. 109 00:12:22,180 --> 00:12:24,460 We kind of like to keep things nice and peaceful up here. 110 00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:26,760 A thing like that could upset the fish. 111 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:29,680 You like fishing, Mr. Simon? 112 00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:32,120 That depends on what's running. 113 00:12:32,620 --> 00:12:33,900 Oh, you've got everything. 114 00:12:34,860 --> 00:12:36,480 Trout, walleye, bass. 115 00:12:37,310 --> 00:12:40,450 I don't think I've ever seen anybody reel in a body, though. 116 00:12:41,570 --> 00:12:46,650 Look, what did you say it was? A .J., why don't you go back and enjoy 117 00:12:46,910 --> 00:12:48,250 Don't make this a busman's holiday. 118 00:12:49,370 --> 00:12:50,850 It's already a little bit more than that. 119 00:12:51,930 --> 00:12:54,510 I hate to say this, Sheriff, but you're going to have some very upset fish. 120 00:12:55,130 --> 00:13:01,010 Well, look, if it'll make you any happier, I'll take that film. We'll run 121 00:13:01,010 --> 00:13:02,290 in the lab. We'll have it up this afternoon. 122 00:13:05,070 --> 00:13:08,550 If those pictures are what you say they are, that role is evidence. 123 00:13:09,210 --> 00:13:10,390 You don't want to withhold evidence. 124 00:13:15,210 --> 00:13:16,890 You'll give me a call as soon as you get them developed? 125 00:13:17,190 --> 00:13:18,190 Oh, I'll tell you what I'll do. 126 00:13:18,790 --> 00:13:22,290 There are pretty pictures of the lake in here where we'll make a couple prints, 127 00:13:22,430 --> 00:13:23,430 no charge. 128 00:13:23,610 --> 00:13:24,610 Good for tourism. 129 00:13:25,070 --> 00:13:26,070 Yeah. 130 00:13:26,230 --> 00:13:27,610 Oh, one other thing. 131 00:13:28,690 --> 00:13:31,810 I didn't see the boat's name clearly, but I could see the number 76. 132 00:13:32,470 --> 00:13:33,690 Ring any bells? 133 00:13:37,740 --> 00:13:38,760 I'll keep it in mind though. 134 00:13:40,660 --> 00:13:41,660 Okay. 135 00:15:45,290 --> 00:15:47,510 You know, I hear they rent sailboats down at the docks. 136 00:15:47,830 --> 00:15:49,510 Would you like to go out on the lake this afternoon? 137 00:15:49,810 --> 00:15:52,530 Oh, I'd love it. I used to sail quite a bit. Did you? 138 00:15:54,550 --> 00:15:55,550 Good morning. 139 00:15:56,370 --> 00:15:57,370 Good morning. 140 00:15:57,430 --> 00:15:58,470 You look terrible. 141 00:15:59,150 --> 00:16:00,410 Well, I've been up all night. 142 00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:02,410 Hi, how's the backhand going? 143 00:16:02,710 --> 00:16:03,710 Oh, fine, thanks. 144 00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:07,470 AJ, what's going on with you? 145 00:16:09,610 --> 00:16:10,610 Yeah. 146 00:16:11,610 --> 00:16:12,650 You're going to think it's crazy. 147 00:16:13,230 --> 00:16:14,230 Try me. 148 00:16:14,910 --> 00:16:16,110 I think I witnessed a murder. 149 00:16:16,510 --> 00:16:17,510 That's crazy. 150 00:16:17,770 --> 00:16:19,150 What murder? Where? Who? 151 00:16:19,390 --> 00:16:23,230 Are you feeling all right? Yeah, look, Mom, I'm on to something right now, 152 00:16:23,290 --> 00:16:25,990 So I'll talk to you later. I'll explain everything, all right? 153 00:16:29,270 --> 00:16:32,690 I'm sorry, sir. I've never heard of it. You must have heard of it. It's the only 154 00:16:32,690 --> 00:16:34,970 jet on the lake. Look, it's about 20 feet long. 155 00:16:35,930 --> 00:16:36,930 Excuse us. 156 00:16:38,050 --> 00:16:39,110 Now, A .J.? 157 00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:41,110 You listen to me. Mom! 158 00:16:41,590 --> 00:16:45,610 You used to act this way when you stayed up all night before final exams. You'd 159 00:16:45,610 --> 00:16:48,350 get all tensed up and then you'd break out in one of those rations. 160 00:16:48,610 --> 00:16:51,590 Now I think you should go to bed and get some rest before you do something 161 00:16:51,590 --> 00:16:55,130 foolish. Mom, there is definitely something weird going on around here. 162 00:16:55,130 --> 00:16:58,990 if everybody's in on it or... Now I mean it. 163 00:16:59,650 --> 00:17:00,650 Go to bed. 164 00:17:03,150 --> 00:17:04,150 Yes, ma 'am. 165 00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:14,960 Family that plays together, stays together. I'm glad you've got so much 166 00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:18,020 your youngest son, Mom. Hey, come on. Take it easy. It's my idea. Go in there 167 00:18:18,020 --> 00:18:20,640 and get yourself cleaned up. I'll take you home. No way. I'm in the middle of a 168 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:24,280 case. You are becoming a case. Come on. Let's get out of here. Let Mom enjoy her 169 00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:26,240 vacation. Well, you've done all you can. 170 00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:28,560 Staying here will be just too much of a temptation. 171 00:18:31,140 --> 00:18:34,180 When did the sheriff bring these by? Why didn't you wake me? Well, some deputy 172 00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:36,080 dropped them off. Said the sheriff didn't need them anymore. 173 00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:37,280 Thought you might want them back. 174 00:18:37,470 --> 00:18:41,250 There's some beautiful shots of the lake. Oh, yeah, I love this one. Damn, 175 00:18:42,310 --> 00:18:43,610 why did I give that guy the film? 176 00:18:44,090 --> 00:18:45,090 What are you talking about? 177 00:18:45,410 --> 00:18:51,590 Look, I have a photograph of these two men throwing a body out of that boat, 178 00:18:51,590 --> 00:18:52,590 it's gone. 179 00:18:54,590 --> 00:18:55,590 It's not here. 180 00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:39,990 Dexter, did you or the boys have the boat on the lake yesterday? 181 00:19:40,770 --> 00:19:41,770 Yeah, sure. 182 00:19:41,870 --> 00:19:44,170 We were trying to get that big walleye over by the dam. 183 00:19:44,590 --> 00:19:45,590 No luck, though. 184 00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:46,810 Who was with you? 185 00:19:47,590 --> 00:19:52,290 Well, uh, Ben, of course. He always handles the boat. And, uh, oh, yeah, 186 00:19:52,990 --> 00:19:53,990 Hank Watson. 187 00:19:54,510 --> 00:19:57,170 And this Watson boy, he likes to swim? 188 00:19:57,730 --> 00:19:58,549 Yeah, sure. 189 00:19:58,550 --> 00:20:01,090 As a matter of fact, he took a little dip late in the day. 190 00:20:01,490 --> 00:20:04,450 Dexter, the water in that lake is about 50 degrees. 191 00:20:04,850 --> 00:20:06,070 It was a short swim. 192 00:20:06,700 --> 00:20:09,120 Just who took these pictures, Hardiman? 193 00:20:09,380 --> 00:20:11,260 Some private detective from San Diego. 194 00:20:11,860 --> 00:20:12,860 Private detective? 195 00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:15,700 Yeah, up here on vacation, just asking around. 196 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:17,960 Doesn't sound like he's on vacation to me. 197 00:20:20,460 --> 00:20:24,000 Look, I'm paying you to take care of things like this, so do it. 198 00:20:29,220 --> 00:20:34,220 I'll keep these if you don't mind. I like pictures of my boat. 199 00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:51,080 Just what the hell was going on out there? 200 00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:52,800 We found a guy in the fields. 201 00:20:53,340 --> 00:20:54,340 Took care of him. 202 00:20:54,700 --> 00:20:58,840 Took care of him or... Killed him? 203 00:20:59,220 --> 00:21:01,960 We do whatever is necessary to protect the crop. 204 00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:06,160 I see. 205 00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:13,160 I didn't bargain on anything like this. 206 00:21:13,580 --> 00:21:14,580 Couldn't be helped. 207 00:21:14,700 --> 00:21:15,920 Take my word for it. 208 00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:19,320 All right. 209 00:21:20,540 --> 00:21:24,900 You've used my money, you're on my land, and you need my protection. 210 00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:28,080 I will not tolerate another incident like this. 211 00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:29,700 Okay, okay, take it easy. 212 00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:33,240 Just give us till Friday, Saturday, we'll have the fields picked clean, 213 00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:34,920 gone. No more trouble. 214 00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:36,200 No more trouble. 215 00:21:36,540 --> 00:21:37,540 I'll see to it. 216 00:21:51,940 --> 00:21:54,640 Okay. Hey, wake up. What? Look at this. 217 00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:56,880 Here we go. 218 00:21:57,700 --> 00:21:58,700 14A. 219 00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:02,600 17A. 220 00:22:03,780 --> 00:22:04,780 Right. 221 00:22:05,580 --> 00:22:06,580 Don't you get it? 222 00:22:06,660 --> 00:22:08,360 I'm missing two, maybe three shots. 223 00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:14,660 AJ, sometimes you take a picture, it doesn't turn out. No, Rick. Look, you 224 00:22:14,660 --> 00:22:19,240 understand. The sheriff is in on this. Somebody has deliberately cut out two 225 00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:22,260 exposures. Shouldn't you be getting home now? 226 00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:23,500 Rick, I was there. 227 00:22:23,820 --> 00:22:25,000 I know what I saw. 228 00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:27,780 I mean, you don't want to get home in the middle of the night. 229 00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:31,140 Come on, hey, come on, come on. I want to talk to you about it. Yeah, fine, 230 00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:32,280 yeah, okay. 231 00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:34,720 Don't worry about it, Mom. I'll handle it. 232 00:22:37,620 --> 00:22:41,140 I don't suppose there's any way of draining the lake without some help, 233 00:22:41,220 --> 00:22:44,520 This was supposed to be a vacation. Well, it still is, Mom, for you. 234 00:22:45,100 --> 00:22:48,480 You go ahead and have some fun, and we'll stay out of your way. Jeff, you 235 00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:49,479 even know we're here. 236 00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:51,940 So the first thing we ought to do is ask around, see if anybody's missing. 237 00:22:52,180 --> 00:22:54,360 Yep. Bye, Mom. So long. 238 00:22:57,840 --> 00:22:59,740 And I just don't know what to do. 239 00:23:00,900 --> 00:23:03,440 It isn't like him to disappear like this. 240 00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:12,960 If I go home, he might come back here. But if I stay here, then maybe he would 241 00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:13,960 go there. 242 00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:18,240 Can you think of any reason why your husband might have gone home suddenly? 243 00:23:19,490 --> 00:23:23,210 No. I called most of our friends in San Francisco. 244 00:23:24,950 --> 00:23:26,030 Nobody's heard from him. 245 00:23:27,630 --> 00:23:29,070 Did you tell the sheriff this? 246 00:23:30,810 --> 00:23:34,610 Yeah, and he said that I shouldn't worry about it. 247 00:23:35,030 --> 00:23:38,170 That he was sure that Oliver would turn up sooner or later. 248 00:23:38,530 --> 00:23:39,530 Oh, that's typical. 249 00:23:40,410 --> 00:23:43,710 Do you have any idea where your husband was headed? 250 00:23:45,190 --> 00:23:47,970 I don't even know if I can afford privacy. 251 00:23:48,970 --> 00:23:50,990 You don't have to afford us. This one's on the house. 252 00:23:56,170 --> 00:24:00,170 I don't know exactly where he was going. 253 00:24:01,630 --> 00:24:05,770 Someplace north of town, off the main highway, that's all he told me. 254 00:24:07,230 --> 00:24:11,170 And I didn't think anything of it, because he's in real estate. 255 00:24:12,110 --> 00:24:17,390 He's always curious about property for sale, wherever we go, even on vacation. 256 00:24:56,810 --> 00:24:57,549 Got a bogey. 257 00:24:57,550 --> 00:24:58,550 Let's check it out. 258 00:25:16,330 --> 00:25:17,370 Key's still in it. 259 00:25:18,010 --> 00:25:20,630 Yeah, maybe it's a traveling salesman entering the common nature. 260 00:25:23,950 --> 00:25:24,950 No. 261 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,000 Tracks are dry. 262 00:25:29,420 --> 00:25:30,359 Leaves in it. 263 00:25:30,360 --> 00:25:31,600 This car's been sitting here. 264 00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:34,160 Hey, you two. 265 00:25:34,780 --> 00:25:35,780 Howdy. 266 00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:36,960 Can you read? 267 00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:39,440 Yeah, as a matter of fact, I can. Is there something you'd like me to read 268 00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:40,820 you? No wise guys. 269 00:25:41,860 --> 00:25:43,440 Sign up there. It says no trespassing. 270 00:25:43,740 --> 00:25:45,120 Didn't say anything about no wise guys. 271 00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:48,600 We're leaving. Lovely little place you got here, but we're late for our 272 00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:51,100 shuffleboard game back at the hotel, so we're just going to take off now. 273 00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:53,040 See you later. 274 00:26:22,410 --> 00:26:23,410 You want to see me? 275 00:26:24,070 --> 00:26:26,870 Two men were snooping around the North Quarter this afternoon. 276 00:26:27,610 --> 00:26:30,410 Dexter's people ran them off. We don't think they saw anything. 277 00:26:30,970 --> 00:26:31,869 Two men? 278 00:26:31,870 --> 00:26:33,670 This detective seems to have a friend. 279 00:26:34,590 --> 00:26:37,430 I told you this morning to get rid of those people, Hardiman. 280 00:26:37,670 --> 00:26:39,550 You got any suggestions as to how? 281 00:26:40,070 --> 00:26:44,030 Look, you may be able to run this county like you own it, Gable, but this is 282 00:26:44,030 --> 00:26:46,610 still the state of California, the U .S. of A. here. 283 00:26:47,930 --> 00:26:51,750 Refresh my memory, Hardiman. Just how much does the county pay you? 284 00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:57,040 You know damn well how much I get paid. 285 00:26:57,240 --> 00:27:03,580 No, it seems to slip my mind. I want to hear you say it. 286 00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:07,800 How much? 287 00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:10,260 Twelve thousand. 288 00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:11,920 Oh. 289 00:27:13,100 --> 00:27:14,980 Well, how would you like to try to live on that? 290 00:27:27,100 --> 00:27:28,100 Gable Wineries? 291 00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:30,320 You're sure? 292 00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:33,800 Okay. 293 00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:37,760 Thanks. Yeah, I know, I know. That's another one we owe you. Thanks a 294 00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:38,960 Bye -bye. 295 00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:41,980 Check with the car rental agency. 296 00:27:42,540 --> 00:27:44,420 They say Turner brought the car back yesterday. 297 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,340 What is this? Is the whole town in on this thing? 298 00:27:49,300 --> 00:27:50,300 Let's go get a drink. 299 00:27:57,660 --> 00:27:58,660 Hi, Mom. 300 00:27:59,220 --> 00:28:00,220 Hi. 301 00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:07,020 Uh, beer. You want anything? 302 00:28:07,380 --> 00:28:08,380 No, thanks. 303 00:28:09,420 --> 00:28:10,900 Janet checked with the DMV. 304 00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:12,780 The boat that I saw. 305 00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:15,560 Done by Gable Winery. 306 00:28:16,460 --> 00:28:17,460 Very interesting. 307 00:28:18,340 --> 00:28:19,460 I thought so, too. 308 00:28:20,120 --> 00:28:22,780 I thought maybe we could have a little chat. 309 00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:24,200 Mr. Gable. 310 00:28:27,340 --> 00:28:29,200 I've got 300 pounds of trouble coming. 311 00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:32,679 Evening, Sheriff. 312 00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:33,860 You were trespassing today. 313 00:28:34,220 --> 00:28:38,060 No, I was fighting today. I guess we just didn't happen to see the signs. 314 00:28:38,260 --> 00:28:40,960 Sheriff, if you want a drink, you know, maybe something tall. You've been 315 00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:42,500 snooping around too much. 316 00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:44,840 I told you to leave this thing alone. 317 00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:47,780 What thing, Sheriff? You got something going on we don't know about? 318 00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:50,860 I'm telling the both of you to leave. 319 00:28:51,420 --> 00:28:53,720 I don't think you have any right to do that. 320 00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:55,820 Oh, now, boys. 321 00:28:57,520 --> 00:29:01,520 This isn't the big city. We kind of have our own way of doing things up here. 322 00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:06,700 If I tell you to get out of my county, you're going to get out of my county. 323 00:29:07,540 --> 00:29:08,720 Or you're going to jail. 324 00:29:09,540 --> 00:29:10,980 You don't want me to prove that, do you? 325 00:29:11,380 --> 00:29:15,820 Because, for instance, I could have your room searched, and if a weapon turned 326 00:29:15,820 --> 00:29:19,780 up, you could spend, oh, a week or so in the lockup while I checked your 327 00:29:19,780 --> 00:29:24,320 licenses. Or if I had a written complaint that you were trespassing, 328 00:29:24,620 --> 00:29:26,380 Sheriff, down the dock. 329 00:29:27,139 --> 00:29:29,240 What? I think you should come see it. 330 00:30:19,660 --> 00:30:22,320 don't believe that something like this would ever happen to you. 331 00:30:29,980 --> 00:30:34,980 I really want to thank you for being here to help. 332 00:30:37,100 --> 00:30:38,500 You sure you're going to be all right? 333 00:30:39,620 --> 00:30:42,780 I got so much to do. I've got to pack. 334 00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:48,220 And my sister will be down from San Francisco by 2. I can help you with all 335 00:30:48,220 --> 00:30:50,580 that, and I'll stay with you until your sister comes. 336 00:30:51,940 --> 00:30:52,940 Thank you, Mom. 337 00:30:53,540 --> 00:30:54,540 Everything's going to be okay. 338 00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:56,400 All right? 339 00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:08,440 It's time to go to work. 340 00:31:14,190 --> 00:31:18,410 All right, we know that the boat is registered to a man named Gable. We 341 00:31:18,410 --> 00:31:20,350 the car on Gable's property. 342 00:31:20,670 --> 00:31:24,490 Now, so far, you've got a victim and you've got an eyewitness. 343 00:31:24,910 --> 00:31:27,930 Now, where we come from, that's called a murder case. 344 00:31:28,650 --> 00:31:30,350 That is what the hell do you call it? 345 00:31:31,850 --> 00:31:33,390 An accidental death. 346 00:31:33,710 --> 00:31:34,710 Oh. 347 00:31:35,350 --> 00:31:38,910 The medical examiner says Oliver Turner drowned. 348 00:31:39,740 --> 00:31:40,740 Of course he drowned. 349 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,000 It just wasn't accidental. 350 00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:45,100 You're trying to tell me that the guy goes out for a drive in the countryside 351 00:31:45,100 --> 00:31:49,260 and then just suddenly he happens to decide to go for a swim in a freezing 352 00:31:49,260 --> 00:31:51,080 lake with no bathing suit. 353 00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:55,400 Look, I told you last night I'd have to arrest you unless you left town. 354 00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:58,800 Are you blind or stupid or both? 355 00:31:59,900 --> 00:32:00,920 Or are you on the take? 356 00:32:02,060 --> 00:32:04,200 Who's paying you off? Is Gable the one who's paying you off? 357 00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:07,460 Okay, that's it. All right, wait a minute, guys. Hold on, hold on. Just 358 00:32:07,460 --> 00:32:08,800 down here a minute. Now, uh... 359 00:32:09,719 --> 00:32:11,620 A .J., I think the sheriff's right. What? 360 00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:16,260 Yeah, I mean, whether Turner went off a boat or decided to take a swim doesn't 361 00:32:16,260 --> 00:32:18,100 really matter. It's right there in the report. It's an accident. 362 00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:20,200 There's no charges. There's no case. 363 00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:24,900 Let's do what the man says and make some tracks out of here. 364 00:32:25,300 --> 00:32:27,080 Come on. Rick. Come on. 365 00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:34,520 Look, I'm sorry we were so much trouble to you. You've got a real nice little 366 00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:36,520 situation here. 367 00:32:44,540 --> 00:32:46,340 Why in the hell did you drag me out of there? 368 00:32:46,540 --> 00:32:49,760 Hey, take it easy. That cracker was about to put us in a safe deposit box. 369 00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:50,880 Besides, I got an idea. 370 00:32:51,100 --> 00:32:52,540 What? Jerry Reiner. 371 00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:55,100 Let's get a second opinion on the autopsy. 372 00:33:01,220 --> 00:33:02,220 It's not a bad idea. 373 00:33:03,020 --> 00:33:04,560 Did you ever know me to have a bad idea? 374 00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:07,920 Don't answer that. 375 00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:18,960 You want me to what? 376 00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:21,800 How are we going to get the body? 377 00:33:23,220 --> 00:33:24,220 We're going to what? 378 00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:27,360 I don't believe this. 379 00:33:37,300 --> 00:33:39,280 Dealer Brothers Mortuary, San Francisco. 380 00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:40,700 We're here for Oliver Turner. 381 00:33:42,900 --> 00:33:44,120 Well, there must be some mistake. 382 00:33:45,020 --> 00:33:48,640 Mistake? Did you call ahead and clear this with Mr. Adcock, the administrator? 383 00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:53,480 Because he's gone for the day and I can't possibly... It's entirely routine. 384 00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:56,660 Anyone can sign for the hospital, even you. 385 00:33:57,140 --> 00:33:59,780 I won't release the body. 386 00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:01,019 That's Mr. 387 00:34:01,020 --> 00:34:02,020 Adcock's responsibility. 388 00:34:02,340 --> 00:34:03,720 You'll have to come back tomorrow. 389 00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:09,580 Tomorrow, my dear lady. 390 00:34:10,190 --> 00:34:14,310 The funeral is scheduled for 7 o 'clock tomorrow morning in Golden Gate Park. 391 00:34:14,770 --> 00:34:17,310 The departed loved Sunrise in the Park. 392 00:34:18,010 --> 00:34:23,949 600 mourners will be there. A caterer in a classical string quartet. When they 393 00:34:23,949 --> 00:34:27,670 quite understandably wonder where the loved one is, I'll tell them. 394 00:34:29,070 --> 00:34:32,330 Nurse Gingrich wouldn't give them to me. 395 00:35:00,450 --> 00:35:02,530 Yeah. Uh -oh. We got company. 396 00:35:05,550 --> 00:35:10,870 How you doing? 397 00:35:11,310 --> 00:35:13,150 Good. Hey, what's wrong? Who's this? 398 00:35:13,590 --> 00:35:17,230 Nobody's sick. This is some life support equipment for CPR accountants. Huh? 399 00:35:17,450 --> 00:35:18,930 Next week in the Redwood room. 400 00:35:19,350 --> 00:35:22,890 Oh. Need any help? Come on, you two. Sweep up there, okay? 401 00:36:35,730 --> 00:36:39,190 I'm not going to conduct an autopsy in here. I need to check the body for 402 00:36:39,190 --> 00:36:40,450 another possible cause of death. 403 00:36:40,730 --> 00:36:42,210 Bullet hole, bump in the head, anything. 404 00:36:47,790 --> 00:36:48,890 All right. Ready? 405 00:36:50,030 --> 00:36:52,650 One, two, three. 406 00:36:53,290 --> 00:36:56,370 Who is it? 407 00:36:56,610 --> 00:36:57,610 Room service. 408 00:36:57,690 --> 00:36:59,650 We don't want any. Is this 517? 409 00:37:00,070 --> 00:37:01,029 Change their minds. 410 00:37:01,030 --> 00:37:03,530 The lady who ordered the champagne said it was important. 411 00:37:05,859 --> 00:37:08,420 What? Let him in. Come on. We'll cover it. Come on. 412 00:37:15,020 --> 00:37:16,020 Hi. 413 00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:21,460 You can just put that right in there. 414 00:37:24,620 --> 00:37:25,620 Thank you. 415 00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:27,800 Do you think the Padres are going to go all the way this year? 416 00:37:28,100 --> 00:37:29,100 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 417 00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:31,600 You know, if the bullpen holds up, everybody stays healthy. 418 00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:35,980 Ah, yeah, here you go. I'll be back in 15 minutes with your hot hors d 419 00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:39,220 Oh, that'll be fine. Do you want the fondue? Fondue sounds terrific. 420 00:37:46,340 --> 00:37:47,340 Fondue? 421 00:37:50,100 --> 00:37:51,100 Started here, huh? 422 00:37:54,700 --> 00:37:58,540 Nothing abnormal here. 423 00:38:04,460 --> 00:38:07,660 I thought we'd eaten the room. It's much more private than the dining room. Yes, 424 00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:09,240 and I'm beginning to hate that accordion player. 425 00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:12,040 And I've ordered champagne to start with. 426 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:26,280 On second thought, maybe the dining room is a better idea. 427 00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:27,600 Is that man dead? 428 00:38:28,500 --> 00:38:29,740 Let's talk about you. 429 00:38:36,420 --> 00:38:37,880 Put your finger right there a minute. 430 00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:41,360 What? 431 00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:43,660 Put your finger there a minute. I need a little help. 432 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:46,160 I need the layer. 433 00:38:49,420 --> 00:38:50,420 Me too. 434 00:38:53,660 --> 00:38:55,680 I don't need this, do I? 435 00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:12,840 just take this away and we'll call you when we're ready to eat, okay? 436 00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:19,240 Anything 437 00:39:19,240 --> 00:39:28,240 for 438 00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:30,340 you? It was luncheon for two. 439 00:39:32,460 --> 00:39:33,740 No, no, thank you. 440 00:39:38,260 --> 00:39:39,440 Oh, I'm a little short. 441 00:39:40,499 --> 00:39:41,920 Um, Rick, why don't you give him a tip, huh? 442 00:39:42,220 --> 00:39:43,220 Oh. Yeah. 443 00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:47,220 Ah, let's see here. 444 00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:51,280 Thank you. 445 00:39:55,060 --> 00:39:56,540 Jerry, how can you do that? 446 00:39:56,860 --> 00:39:57,860 Well, eat. 447 00:39:58,900 --> 00:39:59,900 I don't know. 448 00:40:01,020 --> 00:40:02,160 But Topsy's make me hungry. 449 00:40:03,260 --> 00:40:04,660 It was nice of your mom to order this. 450 00:40:05,540 --> 00:40:06,540 Oh, okay. 451 00:40:08,870 --> 00:40:11,170 The ME's report was accurate as far as it goes. 452 00:40:11,750 --> 00:40:14,970 No contusions, cuts, abrasions, or other signs of a fire or struggle. 453 00:40:15,210 --> 00:40:16,490 And the guy definitely drowned. 454 00:40:17,430 --> 00:40:19,170 But not in the lake. 455 00:40:20,310 --> 00:40:23,590 Huh? Along with the water in his lungs, I found wine. 456 00:40:24,430 --> 00:40:25,710 Wine? Wine. 457 00:40:26,390 --> 00:40:27,390 Wine. 458 00:40:27,590 --> 00:40:29,630 Maybe the guy was drunk when they drowned him. No. 459 00:40:30,050 --> 00:40:32,750 The only way to get wine into your lungs is to inhale it. 460 00:40:33,170 --> 00:40:36,230 Whenever we find two kinds of fluids in the lungs like this... 461 00:40:36,570 --> 00:40:40,230 It usually means the guy was drowned someplace else and then put in the lake 462 00:40:40,230 --> 00:40:41,230 the ocean to cover it up. 463 00:40:41,870 --> 00:40:44,370 This guy drowned in wine, not the lake. 464 00:40:44,910 --> 00:40:45,910 Cable? 465 00:40:47,090 --> 00:40:48,090 It's worth checking out. 466 00:40:49,270 --> 00:40:51,490 First of all, let's get that body to the state cops. 467 00:40:52,070 --> 00:40:53,550 Wait a minute. I don't finish eating. 468 00:40:55,590 --> 00:40:56,428 Go on. 469 00:40:56,430 --> 00:40:57,430 Bring it with you. 470 00:41:18,380 --> 00:41:19,900 I don't think I heard him, A .J. 471 00:41:32,540 --> 00:41:33,000 They 472 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:42,760 just 473 00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:44,080 left the hotel with the body. 474 00:41:53,870 --> 00:41:54,788 I'm used to it. 475 00:41:54,790 --> 00:41:57,650 But if I were you, I'd turn the air conditioning on. 476 00:42:10,990 --> 00:42:11,990 What is that? 477 00:42:13,230 --> 00:42:14,230 It's a siren. 478 00:42:17,710 --> 00:42:19,130 That didn't work. Hang on. 479 00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:10,920 Looks like dissension in the ranks. 480 00:43:11,720 --> 00:43:14,540 They're probably arguing about whether to shoot us or drown us. 481 00:43:55,210 --> 00:43:56,270 Sure, why not? 482 00:43:57,010 --> 00:43:58,490 More money in this than wine. 483 00:43:59,630 --> 00:44:01,570 Oliver Turner stumbles onto it. 484 00:44:02,110 --> 00:44:05,870 The goons here pick him up and take him for a one -way swim in a vat of wine. 485 00:44:07,050 --> 00:44:11,790 I can't wait to see what little surprise they've got in store for us. Hey, in 486 00:44:11,790 --> 00:44:12,790 there. In there? 487 00:44:12,970 --> 00:44:13,970 Yeah. 488 00:44:24,940 --> 00:44:28,360 I always said that before I died, I wanted to drink a truly great wine. 489 00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:32,480 This is cutting it a little close, but what the hell? 490 00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:38,020 And that's final. Look, Gable, I'm running this operation. 491 00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:41,060 We agreed on that. I did not agree to murder. 492 00:44:41,380 --> 00:44:45,480 And this is still my land. You own a thousand acres of dead grapevines. 493 00:44:46,420 --> 00:44:49,460 If I hadn't come in here with a new cash crop, pal, you'd be out on your 494 00:44:49,460 --> 00:44:50,840 pedigree looking for a job. 495 00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:57,700 Does that mean we have to kill everybody who wanders by and accidentally sees 496 00:44:57,700 --> 00:45:01,780 what we're growing? Until we get it harvested, yeah. There's too much at 497 00:45:01,780 --> 00:45:03,860 here. Look, you stand to make five million bucks. 498 00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:05,120 No taxes. 499 00:45:05,260 --> 00:45:09,020 Now think about that. A lot of people have been killed for a lot less. 500 00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:14,260 Now if you don't want us in here next year, that's up to you. We can always 501 00:45:14,260 --> 00:45:15,178 more land. 502 00:45:15,180 --> 00:45:20,660 But in the meantime, those nosy guys in the warehouse, they're going to simply 503 00:45:20,660 --> 00:45:21,660 disappear. 504 00:45:23,240 --> 00:45:26,280 And this time there won't be enough left to float back to the dock. 505 00:45:27,140 --> 00:45:29,480 Then there was the guy that got hit by a piano. 506 00:45:29,720 --> 00:45:30,960 Hit by a piano? 507 00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:34,820 Yeah. Walking down the street minding his own business. 508 00:45:35,380 --> 00:45:37,960 Some people were moving out of a third floor apartment. 509 00:45:38,420 --> 00:45:41,300 They were lowering this grand piano out the window. 510 00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:42,840 The rope broke. 511 00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:46,380 Swack! Right on top of this guy. 512 00:45:47,020 --> 00:45:48,440 People heard it for blocks around. 513 00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:52,120 Strangest one I ever saw. 514 00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:54,600 Listen, no. Ah, napalm. No. 515 00:45:55,060 --> 00:45:55,959 Tracer bullets. 516 00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:59,380 No. Trotinol from a bouncing baby. No, no, no, nothing like that. It's a supply 517 00:45:59,380 --> 00:46:03,380 sergeant. Got drunk in a Saigon restaurant and drowned in a bowl of hot 518 00:46:03,380 --> 00:46:08,760 soup. Look, as much as I am enjoying my most unforgettable stiff, what do you 519 00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:10,240 say we keep these guys from killing us? 520 00:46:10,540 --> 00:46:14,300 You mean you don't want them to turn us into a crude but hearty table wine? 521 00:46:15,180 --> 00:46:16,180 Not really. 522 00:46:16,780 --> 00:46:18,820 You suppose this marijuana's dry enough to burn? 523 00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:22,040 Probably. Let's make our friends think we've had too much to drink. 524 00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:27,580 Let us pretend we've had too much to drink. 525 00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:31,080 This 526 00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:39,060 is 527 00:46:39,060 --> 00:46:40,060 a crime. 528 00:47:01,100 --> 00:47:03,180 We like it in here. Come on in. There's plenty to drink. 529 00:47:03,380 --> 00:47:06,540 I think I may have said, come on out. That's probably where I heard it. 530 00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:08,740 You see, all you had to do was ask nice. 531 00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:11,480 Ah! 532 00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:14,780 You must be Mr. Gable. 533 00:47:15,500 --> 00:47:16,339 That's right. 534 00:47:16,340 --> 00:47:17,960 In the murder business now, huh? 535 00:47:18,180 --> 00:47:20,760 You shut up. Come on. Oh, boy. Moving. 536 00:47:21,220 --> 00:47:22,220 Moving. 537 00:47:22,340 --> 00:47:23,340 Okay. 538 00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:27,620 Oh, oh, oh. I got you. You're waiting for something so far. Hey, put the fire. 539 00:47:27,720 --> 00:47:28,720 Put this out here. 540 00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:30,340 Our profits are burning up. 541 00:47:45,240 --> 00:47:48,260 I really can't. 542 00:48:18,570 --> 00:48:19,570 You're just in time. 543 00:48:22,790 --> 00:48:23,830 Hey, what is it? 544 00:48:24,650 --> 00:48:25,790 I had enough, Gable. 545 00:48:27,010 --> 00:48:28,790 I've looked the other way far too long. 546 00:48:30,290 --> 00:48:31,290 This is the end. 547 00:48:33,870 --> 00:48:34,870 Oh, thank you.