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So, everyone enjoying dinner?

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- Mmm.
- Absolutely.

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Good.

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Now, I want to talk to everyone about
helping me with the church fundraiser.

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Freeze!

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Okay, so...

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God's Magic Circle is our
church's women's auxiliary,

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and I volunteered to help
organize their next fundraiser.

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And bravo, I say. Bravo.

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Now, if you'll please excuse
me, I have to attend a meeting.

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It's, uh...
It's very important, so...

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Okay.

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Now, as you all know, I'm
stuck in a rut.

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And, I'd really...
I... I...

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I just need to get out of the
house and experience new things.

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- But, Mom,
I think you should...
- And I want your support,

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which, by the way,
I always give you.

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Mr. "I want to be
a jazz guitarist."

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Eric, if your mother wants you,

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and Archie and Jughead
here to help her,

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then you're going to help her.

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- You're Jughead.
- You're Jughead.

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You're so Jughead,
it's not even debatable.

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You are so... Uh!

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Steven, stop hitting Jughead.

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- See?
- Hey.

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This is important to her, and
we should support her for this.

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So, you guys will help out.

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Well, thank you, Red.
And you're coming, too.

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Oh, no, Kitty.
I, uh... I have a meeting.

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With you, at church.

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- Nice save, Dad.
- Shut up.

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<i>♪ Hanging out</i>

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<i>♪ Down the street</i>

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<i>♪ The same old thing</i>

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<i>♪ We did last week</i>

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<i>♪ Not a thing to do</i>

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<i>♪ But talk to you</i>

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<i>♪ We're all all right</i>

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<i>♪ We're all all right ♪</i>

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<i>Hello, Wisconsin!</i>

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No, see, Fez, Bazooka
Joe wanted to see time fly

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so Mort threw
the clock out the window.

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So time flew. Get it?

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Did the clock break?

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I don't know.
That's not really the point.

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It's still a pretty big
waste of a clock.

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Okay. Well, I gotta go.

49
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- See you later, sweetie.
- See you.

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You guys are such a cute couple.

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Yeah, I know.
I really like Caroline.

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Me, too. She's nice.

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For a psycho.

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Hyde, take that back.

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Psycho.

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You are a gifted mime.

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But that hurts.

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Hyde, Caroline's not a psycho.
You just don't get women.

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We have emotions. We're
ruled by the moon and the tides.

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And pretty clothes.

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Yeah, we should
hang out with her.

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You know, make her feel welcome.

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Yeah, you can never have
too many friends.

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Sometimes you feel like a nut,
sometimes you don't.

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Hey, you guys,
you know who was crazy?

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This camp counselor I once had,

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who used to make everyone do
turbo sit-ups.

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But he'd put a towel
over your face

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and then when you
went to do the sit-up...

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He'd pull the towel away, and
you'd have to put your face in his butt.

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Donna, you stole the funny part.

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Well, Eric, I've heard it,
like, eight times.

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Okay, I'm sorry.
Tell the story again.

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I'll laugh.

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- But it'll be fake,
though, right?
- Oh, yeah.

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Okay, guys, I once had
this camp counselor...

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Oh, my God, you guys. The
Petersons just got a new dog.

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Let's go!

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Okay, now, I have work
assignments for everyone.

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Red, you're
selling raffle tickets.

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I'm your man.

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And don't yell at the customers.

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I'm kind of your man.

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And smile.

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You need another man.

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Okay, Michael, Steven,
you're in charge of bingo.

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And, Eric, I thought you could
run the cakewalk.

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Sure. What's cakewalk?

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It's cake and walking.

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What are you on, dope?

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So, Pastor Dave,
what do you think?

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Gosh, Kitty, I'm impressed.

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I can't remember the last time
a God's Magic Circle fundraiser

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looked so gosh darn wonderful.

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Hi, gang.

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Hi, Pastor Dave.

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Say, God's Magic Circle.

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That sounds like an Eric
Clapton song, doesn't it, kids?

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Yes, Pastor Dave.

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Rock on, kids.

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Rock on, Pastor Dave.

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Oh, come on, string bean.
Will you stop the record already?

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Hey, I'm in charge. I'll stop
it when I'm good and ready.

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And that's not because of you.
It's just 'cause I was ready.

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Okay, congratulations, Ed.

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You win a chocolate cake.

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But I'm allergic to chocolate.

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Then why are you
in the cakewalk, Ed?

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I thought this was the line
for the bathroom.

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Now, don't you screw this up,
I want that marmalade cake.

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Sure, all right, pumpkin. I was
just talking to this guy over here...

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Oh, just forget it. You're gonna
screw it up. You always do.

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Just go stand over there.

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All right, my turtle dove.
Right over here.

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For the love of God,
let my wife win the cake.

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Well, it's in the hands
of the Lord now, sir.

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Okay, everyone, get ready for
another exciting round of cakewalk.

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Would you believe
she was once the sweetest,

119
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most beautiful girl
in high school?

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Of course she was.

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A word of advice, kid.

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Never marry your
high-school sweetheart.

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Why not?

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That's it, Glen. Just keep
slouching. You're not mousy enough.

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That's why.

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- Hot as a pistol!
- Well done!

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Boy, did I take
these jerks to the cleaners.

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Hey! That's a craps table.

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Yep. Except here,
it's called "cripes."

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Would you like to be
the next holy roller?

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Are you kidding?

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Next to prayer, craps is my
favorite thing about church.

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Well, enjoy yourself.

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I gotta go check out
the Last Supper bake sale.

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Free cupcakes for anyone
who doesn't deny the Lord!

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We gotta win
the Rock'em Sock'em Robots.

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I mean, these are the most
technologically advanced

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of all the plastic,
spring-loaded boxing robots.

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Who knows?
Maybe we'll get lucky.

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Or we could cheat.

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Kelso, man,
you're willing to cheat?

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Here in the house of the Lord?

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You're coming along nicely.

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Yeah, I mean, it's not that bad.

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Because, technically, we're
only in the basement of the Lord.

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And I'll bet he
never comes down here.

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Yeah, good point.

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Plus, what old lady wants
Rock'em Sock'em Robots,

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or a box of Pop Rocks
or a SuperBall?

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Yeah. Yeah, I mean,
they could hurt themselves.

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You give the elderly Pop Rocks,

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and they could get
all foamy and stroke out.

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- So we're helping.
- We're helping.

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B-7.

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Bingo!
Gosh, that's lucky.

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That's Donna.

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Oh, look at that.
A carrot-top, huh?

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Hey, that's great, kid.
Just great.

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You know, I was a lot like you.

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A milky-white loser
with a cheap haircut

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and less muscle tone
than a canned ham.

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Okay, first of all, Glen...

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I'm wiry, okay?

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Yeah, I was dating the
hottest looking girl in school.

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Thought I had it made.

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So, what happened?

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I don't know, really.

168
00:10:01,310 --> 00:10:04,480
One day we just realized that
she had heard all of my stories

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00:10:04,522 --> 00:10:06,899
and I had heard
all of her stories

170
00:10:06,941 --> 00:10:10,611
and, well, that's when she stopped
being nice and started eating.

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00:10:14,907 --> 00:10:17,826
Oh, God, Donna eats.

172
00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:26,168
Better watch it there, kid.
It starts small.

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A few wise-ass comments,

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00:10:28,921 --> 00:10:31,632
and then they're putting you
down in front of your friends.

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00:10:34,885 --> 00:10:38,639
Donna, you stole the funny part.

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00:10:39,890 --> 00:10:43,060
Well, Eric, I've heard it,
like, eight times.

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Then before you know it,
you're praying for death.

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Either hers or yours.

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00:10:48,566 --> 00:10:50,610
Either way, at least it's quiet.

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You really brought me down, man.

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Yeah.
Yeah, I do that.

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00:11:00,702 --> 00:11:02,830
You guys are so much fun
to hang out with.

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00:11:02,871 --> 00:11:04,248
We really are.

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00:11:06,208 --> 00:11:08,377
So what does <i>Cosmo</i> say
about me? I'm a Gemini.

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00:11:08,961 --> 00:11:11,046
Um...

186
00:11:11,088 --> 00:11:14,342
Okay, "The twins, two people
trapped in one body."

187
00:11:14,383 --> 00:11:16,718
So you're like
a split personality.

188
00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:19,221
If you ever say that again,
I'll kill you.

189
00:11:21,932 --> 00:11:23,767
I'm kidding.

190
00:11:23,809 --> 00:11:26,686
You guys, I'm psycho,
remember? Whoo-hoo!

191
00:11:28,814 --> 00:11:30,274
Wow, that was...

192
00:11:30,316 --> 00:11:31,400
That was really good.

193
00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:34,403
I almost wet myself.

194
00:11:36,489 --> 00:11:38,491
All right, all right.
Enough small talk.

195
00:11:38,533 --> 00:11:40,826
So, is Fez, like,
an amazing kisser?

196
00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:42,662
Jackie, don't make me blush.

197
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,598
No, she's only asking
because when she kissed him,

198
00:11:44,622 --> 00:11:46,123
he did this thing
with his tongue.

199
00:11:46,165 --> 00:11:47,542
You kissed Fez?

200
00:11:47,583 --> 00:11:50,336
Oh, my God. It was so nothing.
He had this stupid crush on me.

201
00:11:50,378 --> 00:11:53,172
Shut up!

202
00:11:56,676 --> 00:11:59,470
If either of you ever
touch my boyfriend,

203
00:11:59,512 --> 00:12:01,972
I will hunt you down
like animals.

204
00:12:02,014 --> 00:12:03,014
Understand?

205
00:12:11,982 --> 00:12:14,026
You're kidding, right?

206
00:12:14,068 --> 00:12:16,529
"You're kidding, right?"

207
00:12:16,571 --> 00:12:19,823
I'll scratch your big,
dumb eyes out! Got it?

208
00:12:25,329 --> 00:12:26,746
Oh, my God.

209
00:12:28,583 --> 00:12:30,376
I know.
Her nails are beautiful.

210
00:12:43,639 --> 00:12:47,351
I just wanted to thank you once again
for doing such a wonderful job, Kitty.

211
00:12:47,393 --> 00:12:49,019
Well, I'll tell you,
Pastor Dave,

212
00:12:49,061 --> 00:12:52,481
it feels so good to get out of the
house and do something important.

213
00:12:52,523 --> 00:12:55,001
You know who else got out of the
house and did something important?

214
00:12:55,025 --> 00:12:56,025
Jesus.

215
00:12:59,113 --> 00:13:00,906
And lucky for us he did.

216
00:13:07,496 --> 00:13:09,331
Are you all right?

217
00:13:09,373 --> 00:13:12,792
Well, I ran out of underwear and
I'm wearing my swimsuit, and, uh...

218
00:13:13,669 --> 00:13:14,836
I've said too much.

219
00:13:31,145 --> 00:13:32,354
Eric?

220
00:13:39,236 --> 00:13:41,155
Yeah!

221
00:13:41,196 --> 00:13:43,532
I'm the richest man in church!

222
00:13:43,574 --> 00:13:46,452
Fellows, these dice like me.

223
00:13:49,413 --> 00:13:51,123
Oh, yeah!

224
00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:55,043
B-I-N-G-O!

225
00:13:55,085 --> 00:13:59,131
And that spells "losers."
Losers.

226
00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:02,468
Damn it!

227
00:14:02,510 --> 00:14:05,471
<i>Never marry</i>
<i>your high-school sweetheart.</i>

228
00:14:05,513 --> 00:14:07,765
<i>Sweetheart. Sweetheart.</i>

229
00:14:30,705 --> 00:14:32,498
- Oh, hey,
did I ever tell you...
- Heard it!

230
00:14:32,540 --> 00:14:33,749
Okay.

231
00:14:39,254 --> 00:14:41,006
Who ate the last donut?

232
00:14:48,180 --> 00:14:49,390
I did.

233
00:14:53,352 --> 00:14:54,854
Son of a bitch.

234
00:14:57,981 --> 00:14:59,316
You ate the first 11!

235
00:14:59,358 --> 00:15:00,901
Oh, shut up!

236
00:15:04,988 --> 00:15:08,325
No, I won't.
I weigh 80 pounds.

237
00:15:09,827 --> 00:15:11,036
Look at you!

238
00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:13,873
Do you know why I'm bald?

239
00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:16,124
My body is eating its own hair!

240
00:15:26,468 --> 00:15:28,970
- Hey!
- Hey!

241
00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:31,098
Hey, Diamond Jim, come here.

242
00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:33,893
How's the abandoned
raffle going?

243
00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:36,729
Kitty, I'm on fire.

244
00:15:36,771 --> 00:15:39,648
I just rolled four
hard eights in a row!

245
00:15:39,690 --> 00:15:43,193
God is bending the laws
of probability just for me.

246
00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:49,533
Hey. We won everything.

247
00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:53,454
Yeah, we're just
supernaturally lucky.

248
00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:56,707
Hey, Mom, I got some bad,
bad news for you.

249
00:15:56,749 --> 00:15:59,418
For every one donut I get,
Donna gets 11.

250
00:16:01,545 --> 00:16:04,381
Storm's a-brewing.

251
00:16:04,423 --> 00:16:07,927
Eric, how could you leave the
cakewalk? Just look at those people.

252
00:16:10,429 --> 00:16:12,389
Kitty, how's everything going?

253
00:16:12,431 --> 00:16:14,642
Just great.
Everything's great.

254
00:16:14,683 --> 00:16:16,268
You kids buy a raffle ticket?

255
00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:19,020
Third prize is
a rock and roll record.

256
00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:22,691
<i>John Denver's Greatest Hits.</i>
He fills up your senses.

257
00:16:27,655 --> 00:16:30,491
I ask for one day of help,
and this is what I get?

258
00:16:30,532 --> 00:16:32,075
Um...

259
00:16:32,117 --> 00:16:33,160
Yeah.

260
00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:35,663
Oh, wonderful.

261
00:16:35,704 --> 00:16:38,499
I started out in...
In God's Magic Circle

262
00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:42,920
and ended up in
Satan's evil square.

263
00:16:42,962 --> 00:16:47,132
I can't believe any of you can walk
into a church without bursting into flames.

264
00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:48,843
Kitty, we're...

265
00:16:48,884 --> 00:16:51,052
Okay, you know what?
Just forget it. Just go.

266
00:16:51,094 --> 00:16:53,681
And please,
leave your ill-gotten gains.

267
00:17:06,527 --> 00:17:08,278
I won them. They're mine.

268
00:17:13,993 --> 00:17:16,286
- Hi, Mom. We're sorry.
- Very sorry.

269
00:17:16,328 --> 00:17:18,747
- Welcome home.
- I love you so much.

270
00:17:18,789 --> 00:17:20,958
Okay, you know what?
Just stop.

271
00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:22,626
I'm not mad at you.

272
00:17:22,668 --> 00:17:24,837
- You're not?
- No.

273
00:17:24,879 --> 00:17:29,008
On my way home, while dreaming
about being married to someone else

274
00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:30,968
and having his children,

275
00:17:32,469 --> 00:17:33,971
I, um...

276
00:17:34,013 --> 00:17:36,097
I realized that
this is all my fault.

277
00:17:36,139 --> 00:17:37,474
All right.

278
00:17:38,809 --> 00:17:41,896
Hold on. This may be a trap.

279
00:17:41,937 --> 00:17:45,232
No. I shouldn't have
forced you to come with me

280
00:17:45,273 --> 00:17:47,359
when what I really wanted
was just...

281
00:17:47,401 --> 00:17:50,111
Just to do something for myself.

282
00:17:50,153 --> 00:17:53,365
Look, Kitty, I'm sorry.

283
00:17:53,407 --> 00:17:56,159
And if there's anything that
you wanna do from now on,

284
00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:59,204
you should go and do it
if it makes you happy.

285
00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:03,667
And we'll support you
by not going with you.

286
00:18:05,711 --> 00:18:07,128
Would that be good?

287
00:18:08,338 --> 00:18:10,674
Yes. Thank you, Red.

288
00:18:10,716 --> 00:18:12,843
Good. You're welcome.

289
00:18:20,684 --> 00:18:23,395
Wow. You and Mom.

290
00:18:23,437 --> 00:18:27,148
You were fighting,
and then you just made up.

291
00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:30,027
And you guys have been married
for, like, a million years.

292
00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:34,031
It fills my heart with hope.

293
00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:37,826
That's it.
You're going in the army.

294
00:18:42,998 --> 00:18:44,499
She was scary.

295
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:47,044
Really scary.

296
00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:50,130
Okay, <i>Exorcist</i> scary.

297
00:18:52,173 --> 00:18:53,842
Fez, you have to
break up with her.

298
00:18:53,884 --> 00:18:55,510
Okay, you two are overreacting.

299
00:18:55,552 --> 00:18:58,221
She is a little loony,
but she wouldn't hurt you.

300
00:19:00,557 --> 00:19:03,978
- Hey.
- Hello, my sweet girlfriend.

301
00:19:10,859 --> 00:19:12,861
We've been over this!

302
00:19:13,654 --> 00:19:15,614
Caroline!

303
00:19:15,656 --> 00:19:17,783
Touch Fez and die!

304
00:19:17,825 --> 00:19:19,451
Stop it!
These are my friends!

305
00:19:19,493 --> 00:19:20,911
Oh, really?

306
00:19:20,953 --> 00:19:24,123
Did they shoplift $30 worth
of indelible ink markers

307
00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:26,166
and write your name
on every inch of their room?

308
00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:27,835
Every inch! Did they?

309
00:19:33,007 --> 00:19:34,174
Um...

310
00:19:35,801 --> 00:19:37,177
Did you guys do that?

311
00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:40,889
- No.
- No.

312
00:19:40,931 --> 00:19:42,891
Well, there you have it.

313
00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:50,065
Um, Caroline,
I have to break up with you.

314
00:19:50,107 --> 00:19:51,692
But why?

315
00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:54,736
And don't say it's because I'm
crazy. Because I'm not crazy.

316
00:19:54,778 --> 00:19:56,446
Oh, no...

317
00:19:56,488 --> 00:19:57,865
Oh, no.

318
00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:02,243
Of course not. It's
just, um... It's just, um...

319
00:20:05,330 --> 00:20:08,249
- Donna and I are in love.
- What?

320
00:20:08,291 --> 00:20:10,794
- Oh, my God!
- Ew!

321
00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:14,422
Yes, we are freaky
for each other.

322
00:20:16,050 --> 00:20:18,218
Please, tell her. Please!

323
00:20:20,303 --> 00:20:21,722
What if she tries to kill me?

324
00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:25,433
You're a giant.
You can take her.

325
00:20:45,079 --> 00:20:46,705
Oh, my God.

326
00:20:46,747 --> 00:20:48,331
You're really
breaking up with me?

327
00:20:52,586 --> 00:20:53,962
Is that okay?

328
00:20:56,006 --> 00:20:59,676
Fez, I just want to say

329
00:20:59,718 --> 00:21:03,722
that you will never be as
happy as you were with me!

330
00:21:03,764 --> 00:21:05,057
Ever.

331
00:21:05,099 --> 00:21:08,185
And until you realize that,
I'll be seeing you.

332
00:21:08,227 --> 00:21:11,521
And by "I'll be seeing you," I
mean that I'll be watching you.

333
00:21:11,563 --> 00:21:15,275
But you won't know it. Except I
just told you, so you do know it.

334
00:21:17,903 --> 00:21:22,282
Anyway, this isn't over!

335
00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:31,625
Whew!

336
00:21:31,666 --> 00:21:33,293
Sure am glad that's over.

337
00:21:45,889 --> 00:21:50,685
One, two, three, go!

338
00:21:51,895 --> 00:21:53,313
Oh, damn it.

339
00:21:56,608 --> 00:21:57,818
Damn it.

340
00:21:59,027 --> 00:22:01,113
All right, mine's broken.
Did...

341
00:22:05,784 --> 00:22:06,784
Robots are stupid.

342
00:22:06,808 --> 00:22:08,808
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