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Oh, my first X-rated movie.
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I don't know what's going on, but
that is the luckiest pizza boy ever.
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Yeah, I'll say. There's at least
nine boobs in this shot alone.
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Guys, I feel bad. I mean,
Jackie finally takes me back...
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And I reward her by sneaking off
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to see some trashy porno babes.
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Oh, wow!
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That seems like it would tickle.
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Nothing's going to happen in
this scene. It's just two ladies.
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Bravo, nice plot twist.
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All right, guys, I gotta go.
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I don't think Jackie
would like me being here.
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And you should pick up
your dress on the way out.
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Oh, wow!
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Does everyone do that?
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Because...
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I don't do that.
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I just stick to
two or three key moves and...
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God, they don't even
come close to that.
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Oh, Eric,
I have not done anything.
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But even I, had I done anything,
would have already done that.
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Jackie, you know I love you.
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And you know
how much I've changed, right?
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Yeah?
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What'd you do?
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I went to a stag film.
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But then it turned out that
there weren't any stags at all.
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It was just naked
people having sex.
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Go ahead and punish me.
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No, Michael,
I'm not gonna punish you.
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You were honest with me, and
honesty should be rewarded.
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Wow!
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I'm not in trouble
and I get a reward?
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Is it a cash reward?
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No, Michael. The reward is
feeling better about yourself.
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Oh.
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Mmm.
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Smells good. What you making?
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A little lemon meringue
and pot roast...
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and my sister Paula is coming,
and seven-layer salad.
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Ah, seven...
Hey, wait a second.
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Red, now, please, be nice. We
haven't seen her in almost six years.
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Yeah,
not since she got arrested.
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No, no, no.
Not arrested, detained.
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She showed up in the backseat
of a police car with lights flashing.
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I had to tell the neighbors that
she was the mayor of Cincinnati.
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There she is.
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You wait.
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She's gonna hit me up for
money like she always does.
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That's gonna cost me.
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Oh, my God!
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Kitty!
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Oh, my God! Look at you!
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I know, I know, I'm fabulous.
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Look at me!
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Oh, my God.
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You're wearing stockings.
Red, she's wearing stockings.
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And matching shoes!
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Come on, Red. I know
you're dying for a nibble.
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Paula, you're so pink.
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Well, sure, sure.
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I gotta match my brand-new car.
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Go ahead, pet her.
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Well, ooh.
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I wanna pet her, too.
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Why did you paint
it with Pepto-Bismol?
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It's not Pepto-Bismol.
It's Luscious Blushes.
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And only the top Kathy May
salesperson gets one of these babies.
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So you stole it from her?
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I have all the money
that I owe you. Here it is.
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Oh, my God. You have cash.
Red, she has cash.
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Honey, Red, really.
You don't have to count it.
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Well, of course.
You're family.
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Honey, honey, honey!
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Honesty's cool, man.
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It's like I can do
anything wrong...
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And then ask for forgiveness,
and then I'm good again.
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I mean, someone should invent
a religion like that.
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Okay, so did anyone
besides me think
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that some of the guys in that
movie were not completely...
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Average?
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Like, you know,
they were way, way...
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Above average?
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Well, you don't go into that line of
work when you're below average.
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You just pray some hot,
redheaded neighbor girl
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likes you for your personality.
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What are you talking about?
Those men were completely average.
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In fact, I found the guy with
the mustache downright puny.
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See now, Fez, that's not honest.
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I mean, we all know
you're small in the pants.
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What I'm saying is, is from here
on in, I'm only telling the truth.
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In fact, I'm gonna come clean
to Jackie about everything.
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Fine. You want honesty?
I'll give you honesty.
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We are all small in the pants.
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Kelso, this might be your
best idea ever. You know what?
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You should make a list of all
the lies you've ever told to Jackie,
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and I'll help you.
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'Cause all's I really want
is for you to be happy.
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You guys, honestly, you
don't think Donna's, you know...
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Bored, right?
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'Cause those guys in the movie,
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they didn't do
the same move twice.
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And I've done
the same move, like...
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Always.
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I'll bet they go to a special
school or something.
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I mean, they're like
doctors of doing it.
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Eric, dinner.
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Oh, no.
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Now I have to act normal.
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But I get to eat, yeah!
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Aunt Paula, you look great.
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And so pink.
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Eric, you're so cute.
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Here's $20.
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Aunt Paula is awesome!
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So, Paula, tell me more
about the ship captain.
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That was just a fling, you know?
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Didn't you have a fiance
the last time we saw you?
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Red, now, there is no reason to
rehash ancient history, is there?
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No, it's okay.
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It turned out he lived on
some sort of commune
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where everyone called him God.
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And there were guns.
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And I really could never figure
out why God would need a gun.
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But there were some fun parties.
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That's hilarious!
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Life has gotten so much better
since I moved to Indianapolis.
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I mean, things move so
much faster in the big city.
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One day you're wondering
if you'll ever find happiness...
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And the next, you're waving
the starting flag at the Indy 500.
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You waved the Indy flag?
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Mmm-hmm.
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Oh, God, you're the coolest.
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Mum, how funny is it, that
while Aunt Paula was at Indy,
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you were probably at,
like, Price Mart?
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Who wants pie? It's meringue.
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Well, enough about me.
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Kitty, dear,
what have you been up to?
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Well, you know,
it's funny you should ask
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because we have
been super, super busy.
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Oh, no. She quit her job.
She's not up to anything.
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It's kind of boring.
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So, did you meet Dick Trickle?
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Eric!
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What? He's a race car driver.
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His name is Dick Trickle.
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Oh, my God, listen to
my voice! I'm so loud!
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Oh well, will you look at this?
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Here's me.
Captain of the cheerleaders.
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"Most likely to succeed."
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"Best laugh."
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Here's Paula.
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What's that on her cheek?
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She had a little sledding
accident with her face that year.
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Typical.
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I know.
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Things were so different then.
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Kitty! You so deserve this.
You're the best.
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Aren't you sweet?
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Boy, oh, boy,
Chet sure is lucky.
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He's got the keenest
girl in school.
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Oh, stop!
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Congratulations, Kitty.
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Thanks, Paula.
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I knew you'd win.
You always do.
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No, not always.
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Well, I want a kiss
from the queen.
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Well, Chet, you have been
an awfully loyal subject.
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You guys, I'd like you
to meet my date, Marvin.
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Marvin?
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Sweetie? Sweetie?
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Okay.
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Okay.
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And now, I'm a housewife...
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And she goes on
cruises with Dick Trickle.
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You don't know what
she's not telling you.
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I mean, just because she's
more successful than you
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doesn't mean that she's happy.
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More successful?
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Well, it's just
that she has so many...
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And she's very...
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Look, money.
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I love it when you do that.
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Good to know. Good to know.
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And how about when I do this?
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Geez, Eric, what the hell?
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Okay, okay, I'll just
go back up to the ear.
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Get away from me, you pig!
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Where are my pants?
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Wait. Wait,
it was an accident.
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Look, I have a feather.
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He did?
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What the heck for?
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I don't know.
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In like what
universe is that sexy?
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Only one,
the skinny, pervert universe.
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It was just so strange.
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I mean, usually he just sticks
to, like, two or three key moves.
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You know, I bet it's because of
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that nudie flick
they saw yesterday.
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They went to an X-rated movie?
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Didn't Eric tell you?
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No.
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God, why would Eric
go see something like that?
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I mean,
is our sex life so boring
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that he has to sneak around
and watch other people do it?
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Donna, of course it is.
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It's okay.
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So...
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What's going on here?
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Packing a picnic lunch
for your next African safari?
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No, I thought I'd make
my strudel for the boys.
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It feels nice having
people to cook for.
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Well...
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Sounds like your...
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...jet-set life gets
pretty lonely, huh?
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Oh, no, I have lots of friends.
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Oh, right, right.
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But all the friends in the world
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don't make up for
having to come home
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from the Bahamas
to an empty house, do they?
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I actually enjoy my privacy.
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Privacy, loneliness.
It's a fine line, isn't it?
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Okay, Kitty, is something wrong?
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Yeah, something is wrong.
Why are you here?
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Because I missed you.
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And I wanted you to see
that I'm finally okay.
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Okay or better than me?
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Better than you?
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Oh, Kitty, you're my
sister... Okay. Fine!
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I'm finally a success,
and I wanted
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to come back and
rub your face in it.
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And I did, and I liked it!
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Well, good for you.
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It must have been hard
living in my shadow
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because I was
popular and you weren't.
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And I had a life and you
didn't. That's right. I said it.
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You heard me. You
were a schlub. A schlub!
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I am so sorry.
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I'm sorry, too.
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I just... I don't know
what is the matter with me.
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I know.
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I should be just thrilled
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that you're finally on your
feet, and instead, I'm just...
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I'm acting like
a jealous little ninny.
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Kitty, would you
like a makeover?
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I really would.
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Okay.
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I won't look like a whore,
will I?
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No, no, I promise.
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Okay, Jackie.
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There are some things that
I haven't been honest about
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that I feel like
you should know.
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Okay.
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Why are they here?
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Well, Hyde helpfully pointed out
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that it's not really honesty
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unless your friends
are allowed to watch.
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So, anyway, I made a list.
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The list was my idea.
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Thank you for that, Hyde.
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Okay, so let's just get started.
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That picture you saw of me
in kindergarten?
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Those weren't puffy pants.
It was a big boy diaper.
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That time you came out of the shower,
and you thought you saw a flash?
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I did take your picture.
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This one time you asked me if
you had anything in your teeth?
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And you did, but I said no,
'cause it's funnier that way.
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When we were
about to fool around,
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and I said that
I washed my hands?
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But really I just got done
playing with, like, six dogs.
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But that's not as bad as...
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Okay, Michael, stop!
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Okay, Michael, I think we need
to work on selective honesty.
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Yes, that and basic hygiene.
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Seriously, good God, man.
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Okay, Michael...
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Unless one of your secrets
involves kissing a girl...
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I don't need to know about it.
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Okay. All right.
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Oh, science fact.
Dogs are cleaner than humans.
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You poor pink bastard.
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Well, well!
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What have we here?
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All right. I got 20 minutes
till my wife comes back
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so pucker up.
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Okay, you two lovebirds.
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I'm off.
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Bye-bye, Red.
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Paula, thank you so much.
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Kitty, what are sisters for,
huh?
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I'll talk to you
in a couple of days.
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And you remember what I said.
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So what's with all the French?
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Did she call me something?
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No. She said, "Search for life to
live life," which is my new motto.
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Paula made me see
that I have been in a rut.
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But the good news is,
from now on,
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I am just going to explore life.
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But you're...
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You're all pretty now
with your big red lips.
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Isn't that enough?
Oh...
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I love you, Red Forman.
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And no.
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All right, fine.
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But if you paint my
car pink, it's over.
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00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:43,475
Hey, I was just looking at...
Hey!
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00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:48,188
Okay, where did you
get the idea to...
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Do what you did?
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I went to see this movie...
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And it was a...
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Well, I guess you
could call it an art film.
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Eric!
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Okay, fine, Donna.
It was an X-rated film.
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And it just... There
were all these people
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and they were doing all these
things that we've never done.
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And it seemed like
they really enjoyed
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doing this one thing especially.
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And I just thought,
you know, who would
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enjoy doing that
one thing especially?
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My lady.
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Eric, listen to me
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because this is
gosh-darn important.
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You don't do that,
not without asking.
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So, if I had asked...
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The answer's still no!
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00:20:47,873 --> 00:20:50,084
Eric, are you bored
with our sex life?
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00:20:50,125 --> 00:20:52,627
Oh, God, no.
Just the opposite.
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I figured that
you had to be bored.
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And it was our 100th time, and I
just wanted to do something special.
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Oh, my God, you count?
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No.
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My God, that's so sweet.
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00:21:12,773 --> 00:21:14,691
But do me a favor.
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Next time you're gonna
do something weird,
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give me a little more warning,
so I can brace myself.
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00:21:22,157 --> 00:21:23,700
Or tell you to
back the hell off.
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Right.
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00:21:29,081 --> 00:21:30,874
Because no matter
how much I love you
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that was unpleasant.
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00:21:39,091 --> 00:21:43,011
I'm sorry, you guys. I can't
hang out. I gotta go meet Jackie.
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00:21:46,056 --> 00:21:47,474
Don't look at me like that.
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00:21:49,059 --> 00:21:52,020
All right, five more minutes,
but that is it.
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Come on. Who wants
to show me their belly, huh?
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Come on. Come here, buddy!
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Come here, baby.
Who's my little baby, huh?
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Who's my little baby?
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