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- What are you guys up to?
- We're spending
the weekend at a hotel.

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What, car sex isn't
good enough anymore?

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I would love car sex.

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Or just sex.

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Or just a car.

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I have to get out of town.
Ever since my dad lost the store

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he just shuffles around in a
not-completely-closed bathrobe.

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It's really depressing.

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"The Wisconsin Dells'
most romantic hideaway.

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"Hunters and truckers
always welcome."

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That's nice.

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Sounds awesome.
I'm gonna go pack.

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You guys. The weirdest thing
just happened with Pam Macy.

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Kelso, man, she'll do that with
any guy standing in front of her.

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Okay. So, I'm making out
with Pam in the orchestra pit,

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and everything's progressing
like normal until...

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What?

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You know, the really, really
bad thing

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that can happen to guys
when they're with girls.

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Oh, did Mr. Cooper come in
to buff the floor?

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No.

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Okay.

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Let me put it this way.

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The buffer wouldn't buff.

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Poor Mr. Cooper.

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No, Fez. I think what
he's trying to say is...

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The rabbit wouldn't come out
of the hat.

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The weasel wouldn't pop.

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The alphabet soup
never spelled "Go."

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Okay! All right! Enough!

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Actually, not quite.

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There are a lot of Amish people
but they never raised a barn.

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Forman, man, that was awesome.

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Hey. It just came to me.

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I get it.
The barn is Kelso's pants.

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Okay, you guys!
This is not funny!

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This is, like, a nightmare.

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Yes. Eric, stop teasing.

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Kelso, I want you to know
that I feel bad for you,

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and that I am sorry
you are not a man!

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<i>♪ Hanging out</i>

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<i>♪ Down the street</i>

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<i>♪ The same old thing</i>

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<i>♪ We did last week</i>

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<i>♪ Not a thing to do</i>

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<i>♪ But talk to you</i>

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<i>♪ We're all all right</i>

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<i>♪ We're all all right ♪</i>

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<i>Hello, Wisconsin!</i>

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So, looks like I'm gonna have to
spend the weekend with Kelso...

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Tutor him in math.

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Really?

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Hmm.

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So, you're allegedly tutoring
Kelso in math.

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Yes, sir.

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Are you good in math?

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What's the square root of "X"?

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- I really can't answer that.
- Aha!

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No. See, "X" is a variable,

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so until you define
its parameters,

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the only possible answer is
a variable, or "X" if you prefer.

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Is that right?

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Sounds good.

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Will Michael's parents be home?

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Yes.

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Are they as dumb as he is?

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I can't lie. Yes.

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Yes, they are.

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Right answer.
That was a trick question.

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I know they're dumb.

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So...

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- I can go?
- You can go...

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But I'll be watching the news.

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And if anything is vandalized,
or explodes,

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or catches on fire,

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"X" is gonna equal
me kicking your ass.

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So, anyway, Jackie's having
trouble in school stuff

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and I thought I should
stay with her this weekend,

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tutor her in, you know, stuff.

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Anyone?

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I'm sorry, honey, I can't concentrate
when your father's robe is open.

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Leave me alone.
I'm ventilating.

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Okay. See you Sunday.

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Genie, I'm home.

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Hello, Genie Jackie.

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Hello, Master Major Michael.
How was your day?

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Pretty good, pretty good.
But I'm starving.

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I've been on the moon all day
and I missed lunch.

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I can fix that.

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Damn, I love having a genie.

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Well, let's eat.

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Okay, unless you're hungry for
something besides food, Master.

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Actually, I've been having a little
problem in this department lately.

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Not anymore.

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You're the best genie ever!

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Hello? Pam?

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I'm back!

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You know, Red, with the
house empty this weekend,

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it might be a nice opportunity
for a little romance.

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Uh-huh.

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Is that, "Uh-huh, my
passion burns for you"

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or, "Uh-huh, you're as
exciting as an old hat"?

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Well, what kind of old hat?

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How about a hat that's
about to be super PO'ed?

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Then the passion one.

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Okay. I'm gonna sneak some beer
out of the fridge. You go be lookout.

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You can count on me.

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Hyde, the Formans are home.

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A little late, Fez.

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It's funnier this way.

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Okay, you two, out.

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Here, you can each have
a Snack Pack.

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- Thank you, Mrs. Forman.
- Thank you, Mrs. Forman.

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Ooh. Chocolate.

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Okay, Kitty.

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I'm gonna cook you
a romantic dinner.

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So, you go put on
something pretty

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and I'll warm up
the toaster oven.

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Oh, wow!
Dinner from the toaster oven.

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Well, whoop-de-do.
I'll put on my fancy dress.

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- Okay. I'm gonna
work on Plan B.
- Oh, I would.

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This place is awesome.

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I know. There's gotta be,
like, 17 pillows on this bed.

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What's this?

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Oh, my God.
It's a tiny fridge...

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With, like, a million bottles
of tiny liquor.

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And tiny cookies.

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Oh, yeah? Well, in there,
tiny shampoo and tiny soap.

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Donna, I think elves work here.

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I feel so classy.

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I'm stealing all of it.

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Look, Pam, I'm really sorry
about what happened...

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Again.

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I must have the flu
or something.

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It's not like any flu
I've ever heard of.

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Well, there's lots of kinds
of flu, Pam!

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I'm sorry.

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Oh, well.
Don't take it so hard.

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Oops. Sorry.

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Look, just don't tell
anybody, okay?

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Oh, Flopsy...

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I'm not gonna tell anybody.

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I'm gonna tell everybody.

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Hey, Eric.

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Do you know that if you mix Kahlua
and Scotch, it tastes just like Dr Pepper?

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You're cute.

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Okay.

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I think you're cute, too...

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And a little drunk.

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Which is gonna make my job
a whole lot easier.

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What's that?

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I guess the guy next door
thinks we're being too loud.

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- Oh, yeah?
- What...

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Oh, my God.
He just pounded right back.

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Okay. You know what?
Let's just be quiet.

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But then he wins, Eric.

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We need to get the last pound.

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See? We won.

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We're not gonna take crap. We're
gonna give it 'cause we're fearless.

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Oh, my God. He's at the door.

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Okay, you know what?
I think I have a little fear.

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So, let's just be really quiet
and pretend we're not here,

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and maybe he'll just think
we're not here.

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- Okay.
- Okay.

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Will you cut it out?

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- Okay, look,
just stay in here and shush.
Okay.

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- Eric!
- Dad.

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Hey, it's Big Red.

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Son of a bitch!

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What the hell
are you doing here?

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Wait. What are you doing here?

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Oh, my God.
Who are you with?

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Your mother, you dumb ass.

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Okay. I'm gonna make
a deal with you.

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I never saw you.
I don't know you're here.

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Wait. So we're good?

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No, no, you're getting
your ass kicked on Monday.

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But for now, you shut up
and stay here.

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If your mother sees you,
my fun time is over.

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Oh, this is just awful!

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Oh. No, hey, cheer up.

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I've been in trouble
with Red before. It's okay.

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No, it's not that.

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It's just seeing your dad
reminded me of my dad.

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Your dad's going away on
nice weekends and having fun,

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and my dad's
out of work and sad.

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Plus your robe's
not completely closed,

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and that reminds me of him, too.

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Okay, okay, you know what?

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Let's turn that frown
upside down.

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That's right.

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Let's have super-hot sex, baby.

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And by super-hot sex, I mean...

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Let's talk about
your sad feelings.

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00:13:36,191 --> 00:13:38,860
Okay, Jackie, I have some
really terrible news about Kelso

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that will make us
both laugh a lot.

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Yeah, I already know. Pam Macy
made this big announcement in gym.

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Jackie, this is where
we both laugh a lot.

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Actually, Fez,
I don't find it that funny.

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I kind of feel sad for him.

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00:14:05,012 --> 00:14:07,139
But you hate him.
He totally screwed you over.

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Yeah, but he's grown up
a lot since then.

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And he suffered,
and I'm over it by now.

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Poor Michael.

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00:14:15,397 --> 00:14:17,899
Poor Michael?

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Well, I see I have wasted
my time talking to you.

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Good day, miss.

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- Wait, Fez.
- I said, good day.

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What should we do
with all of this time alone?

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I'll get that.
I ordered you

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a special surprise. Ta-da!

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00:14:43,425 --> 00:14:44,760
Donna?

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00:14:45,511 --> 00:14:47,638
Donna is my surprise?

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00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:51,266
Donna? What the heck
are you doing here...

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00:14:51,308 --> 00:14:52,643
...Donna?

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00:14:53,602 --> 00:14:54,812
What the heck?

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00:14:56,731 --> 00:14:58,273
Mrs. Forman,
Eric is being a jerk,

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00:14:58,315 --> 00:14:59,734
and I wanted to talk to my mum,

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but since she's not here,
can I talk to you?

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Eric's here, too?

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00:15:05,239 --> 00:15:07,700
What on earth is going on?

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00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:10,494
What the heck?

241
00:15:11,370 --> 00:15:12,954
Red, what is going on here?

242
00:15:12,996 --> 00:15:14,790
Oh, I'm just as surprised
as you...

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00:15:14,832 --> 00:15:16,250
Oh, all right!

244
00:15:17,585 --> 00:15:20,087
Eric and Donna are the
noisy people next door.

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00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:21,547
And you didn't tell me?

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00:15:21,589 --> 00:15:22,964
Hello, Mummy?

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00:15:24,216 --> 00:15:25,926
I'm sad!

248
00:15:33,434 --> 00:15:34,435
Donna, where have you...

249
00:15:36,896 --> 00:15:38,397
Your mother kicked me out.

250
00:15:39,523 --> 00:15:41,108
Oh, no.

251
00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:52,160
I said no.

252
00:15:59,376 --> 00:16:01,962
Guys, I got to
tell you something.

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00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:04,673
I'm omnipotent.

254
00:16:21,064 --> 00:16:22,064
Huh.

255
00:16:22,983 --> 00:16:24,985
This does taste like Dr Pepper.

256
00:16:27,028 --> 00:16:29,239
Told you.

257
00:16:29,281 --> 00:16:31,492
Hey, you know what?
I think I might puke.

258
00:16:32,284 --> 00:16:33,577
Oh, no, no.

259
00:16:33,619 --> 00:16:36,789
No, honey, nobody gets sick
in Mr. and Mrs. Forman's room.

260
00:16:39,792 --> 00:16:42,920
You know, it is a lovely room.

261
00:16:42,962 --> 00:16:45,130
Red just saw the brochure
on the counter,

262
00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:47,508
and then he whisked me up
and he brought me here.

263
00:16:47,549 --> 00:16:50,260
It was very Humphrey Bogart.

264
00:16:50,302 --> 00:16:52,972
Eric did the same thing for me.

265
00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:54,893
- Sometimes he's really sweet.
- Mmm-hmm.

266
00:16:55,641 --> 00:16:57,017
Do you have a bucket?

267
00:16:58,853 --> 00:17:00,145
Room service!

268
00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:02,523
Honey, honey,
pretty girls do not throw up.

269
00:17:09,112 --> 00:17:12,533
Oh, no, no. No, no.
I didn't order this.

270
00:17:12,574 --> 00:17:15,076
Oh, it was ordered
by a Mr. Red Forman.

271
00:17:18,747 --> 00:17:21,333
Oh, my gosh. This must
have been his surprise.

272
00:17:22,167 --> 00:17:25,045
Flowers, champagne.

273
00:17:26,005 --> 00:17:27,422
Cashews.

274
00:17:29,383 --> 00:17:31,760
The most expensive nut,
you know.

275
00:17:33,428 --> 00:17:37,975
Oh, dear, sweet Red. I have to
go see him. Are you feeling better?

276
00:17:38,017 --> 00:17:40,310
- No.
- Okay, good. Nighty-night.

277
00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:53,615
Why is everything doing that?

278
00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:01,916
Hey, Michael.

279
00:18:01,957 --> 00:18:04,835
I heard what happened with
Pam. And I want you to know

280
00:18:04,877 --> 00:18:07,755
that according to <i>Cosmopolitan</i>
magazine, you're not a freak.

281
00:18:07,796 --> 00:18:09,423
- Really?
- Mmm-hmm.

282
00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:12,092
They say that lots of times
when it happens to a guy,

283
00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:15,679
it's not that he can't, it's just
that he secretly doesn't want to.

284
00:18:15,721 --> 00:18:18,766
Okay, not to criticize,

285
00:18:18,807 --> 00:18:20,559
but <i>Cosmo's</i> never seen
Pam Macy naked.

286
00:18:22,019 --> 00:18:24,646
Michael, just think about it.
Do you like Pam?

287
00:18:24,688 --> 00:18:26,147
I like parts of her.

288
00:18:28,191 --> 00:18:31,028
Well, maybe that's not enough.

289
00:18:31,070 --> 00:18:35,115
And maybe your body's mature enough
to realize that, even if your brain isn't.

290
00:18:37,743 --> 00:18:39,745
Okay, well, you know...

291
00:18:39,787 --> 00:18:43,373
If this is about maturity, then
I want nothing to do with it.

292
00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:48,712
Look, Michael,
don't worry, okay?

293
00:18:48,754 --> 00:18:51,006
When you find the girl
you're meant to be with

294
00:18:51,048 --> 00:18:54,259
you'll be able to do all the
stuff you want. I promise.

295
00:18:55,469 --> 00:18:56,595
I hope you're right.

296
00:18:57,805 --> 00:18:59,098
Thanks, Jackie.

297
00:19:05,980 --> 00:19:07,397
- I'm back.
- What?

298
00:19:11,610 --> 00:19:14,195
Nothing. Good hug!

299
00:19:21,662 --> 00:19:22,871
Out.

300
00:19:25,457 --> 00:19:26,959
But it's my room.

301
00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:30,087
Love you, sweetie.

302
00:19:37,218 --> 00:19:38,219
Donna.

303
00:19:39,763 --> 00:19:41,056
Donna, are you there?

304
00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:46,186
Donna, please open
the door, please.

305
00:19:52,693 --> 00:19:54,778
Great. I'm locked out
of both rooms.

306
00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:59,992
Well, at least I don't
have any pants!

307
00:20:00,034 --> 00:20:01,576
I want you to open
that door right now.

308
00:20:01,618 --> 00:20:03,218
Our daughter's in there,
and she's drunk.

309
00:20:04,788 --> 00:20:07,415
I really shouldn't be
doing this.

310
00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:10,377
Okay. Then I'll just sue you.
Until you're dead.

311
00:20:15,590 --> 00:20:18,719
- You get off my daughter!
- Bob! What the hell?

312
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,971
Red?

313
00:20:21,013 --> 00:20:24,391
Ooh, Kitty,
what a pretty nightgown.

314
00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:25,600
Thank you, Midge.

315
00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:30,230
Could you hand it to me, please?

316
00:20:37,571 --> 00:20:40,949
Look, I'm sorry about
getting all tipsy last night.

317
00:20:40,991 --> 00:20:43,118
Oh, no, please, I'm sorry.

318
00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:44,619
The fight was all my fault.

319
00:20:44,661 --> 00:20:45,913
Fight? We had a fight?

320
00:20:48,498 --> 00:20:49,624
No.

321
00:20:51,126 --> 00:20:52,252
- What did you do?
- Nothing.

322
00:20:53,837 --> 00:20:55,338
Obviously you did something.

323
00:20:55,380 --> 00:20:57,661
I want to know what it is,
in case I'm still mad about it.

324
00:20:59,009 --> 00:21:00,761
Well, okay.

325
00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:05,599
I said that you were the most
beautiful girl in the world,

326
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:07,184
and then you got all mad

327
00:21:07,226 --> 00:21:08,602
and said,
"Get bent."

328
00:21:11,188 --> 00:21:14,191
Not your finest hour,
but I still love you.

329
00:21:15,859 --> 00:21:18,528
Wow. You must be really
upset about this.

330
00:21:19,154 --> 00:21:20,155
Um...

331
00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:22,699
Kind of, yeah.

332
00:21:24,618 --> 00:21:26,661
Come on, Eric. Let's turn
that frown upside down.

333
00:21:26,703 --> 00:21:29,248
That's right. Let's have
super-hot sex, baby.

334
00:21:31,083 --> 00:21:33,418
Oh, crap.

335
00:21:38,757 --> 00:21:41,384
Well, Genie Jackie,
I am in the mood

336
00:21:41,426 --> 00:21:44,512
for some hot
master-genie loving.

337
00:21:44,554 --> 00:21:46,598
Oh, I'm sorry,
Master Major Michael.

338
00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:48,100
But what we are going to have

339
00:21:48,142 --> 00:21:49,726
is a warm
master-genie friendship.

340
00:21:49,768 --> 00:21:52,479
In fact, I am the master now,
and you are the genie.

341
00:21:59,694 --> 00:22:02,030
Except you will not have
any genie powers.

342
00:22:02,072 --> 00:22:03,824
You will just do as I say.

343
00:22:03,865 --> 00:22:06,201
Now, do my math homework, Genie.

344
00:22:08,829 --> 00:22:09,829
<i>No!</i>

345
00:22:09,853 --> 00:22:11,853
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