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Bob...
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That's my soda.
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But I drank all mine.
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Keep it.
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Hey, that's my soda.
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Life is unfair.
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Oh, swell.
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It's Max from the radio station.
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His ad rates bled me dry.
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Well, I got
nothing to say to him.
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Hiya, Max.
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Oh, bargain Bob.
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Well, hey, I'm sorry
you lost the store, man.
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Sorry?
I lost it by choice.
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Yep.
I'm doing great.
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Got the large fries, you know.
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Large fries.
That's great.
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I'll see you.
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Hey, uh, speaking of fries,
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you got any jobs
down at the radio station?
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Oh, not for a guy like you.
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I'm currently Looking
for an office girl,
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but usually
my office girls are...
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Girls.
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Hi, I'm Donna the girl.
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Okay, Donna.
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Listen, drop by the station,
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and we'll see what we can do.
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Sure. Thanks.
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I could have been
an office girl.
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Oh, that does it!
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This tastes like crap!
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May I help you, sir?
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Yeah.
I want to compliment you
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on one tasty
fried piece of shoe.
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Let me take care
of this right now.
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Earl!
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Oh, no.
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Did you say Earl?
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Just one second.
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Oh, Ricky,
I'm glad you called me.
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I need to leave Early for a...
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Oh. Hi, Red.
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You two know each other?
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I used to work for Red.
Then he fired me.
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Oh, then he and I
have something in common.
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You're fired.
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What'd I do?
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Hey, Bob.
Job just opened up for you.
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Fez...
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What instrument's that?
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Instrument?
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Eric, I got a job!
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I'm sorting records at
Jerry Thunder's radio show.
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No way!
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WFPP?
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That's Jerry Thunder!
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The sound.
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Totally,
and he knows rock stars,
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and he gets
free concert tickets,
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and he gave me this
guitar pick from Foghat.
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No way!
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Eric, there's a whole
pile of bumper stickers,
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and they're free!
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No way!
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Okay, well, I gotta go.
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I gotta go alphabetize
the 8-tracks.
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No way!
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♪ Hangin' out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Leo, man, this place is a mess.
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Yeah? You should see
my garage.
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This is your garage, man.
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Well, then you see what I mean.
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It's a mess.
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National Geographic
is a beautiful magazine.
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There is volcanoes,
and a gazelle...
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And naked...
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Hey, Leo, man,
there's a car in here.
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It's an El Camino.
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Oh!
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Wow.
Do you think it's mine?
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The plate says "Leo's."
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No, I mean the car, man.
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This guy, you know?
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And this is where
we do the interviews.
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A lot of rock legends
have puked in this room.
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Good times.
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Wow.
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So if I stay here long enough,
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I might see
a rock star throw up?
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See it?
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You'll probably clean it up.
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All right!
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Oh, yeah.
This is Jerry Thunder...
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Coming to you on the sound,
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and it looks like we got
a new office girl.
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What's your name, baby?
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Um, Donna.
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Mmm, well, Donna,
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you are hot.
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So I'm gonna call
you "hot Donna."
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Okay.
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You got yourself
a boyfriend, hot Donna?
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Um, no.
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Mmm, that is good news, fellas,
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'cause hot Donna is hot!
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Um...
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Max, why'd you make me say that
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just 'cause I have a boyfriend.
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Fine.
You have a boyfriend.
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So does Elton John.
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No way!
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Yeah, they're
a fantastic couple.
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I love 'em.
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The point is we're
selling an image here,
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and an available hot Donna
is good for ratings.
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Oh, well, what the hell?
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Eric won't
have a problem with this.
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What the hell? I have
a problem with this!
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Maybe she dumped you
and forgot to tell you.
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Oh, my God.
Thank you, Nairobi.
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Look, Forman, I wouldn't
read too much into this.
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Donna probably just said she doesn't have
a boyfriend because she's ashamed of you.
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Okay, baby, I'll see you later.
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Listen, Forman,
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you're just upset because
you know Donna's entering
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the really cool world
of FM radio.
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But, you know, feel good, man.
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'Cause you'll be like
that first sweet relationship
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she'll Look back on fondly
while she's on the tour bus
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straddling rock stars.
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Yeah, life just hasn't been
the same since I lost the van.
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You know,
it's hard to get chicks
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when you don't have wheels.
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I mean, you know, sometimes
a killer bod just isn't enough.
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Amen to that, brother.
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Okay, I'll sell the
El Camino to you for...
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$500.
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$400.
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$600.
$700.
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No, damn! Wait!
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That's the wrong way.
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Um...
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Uh...$500!
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No.
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$500.
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Sold.
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Sucker.
Sucker.
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Eric, don't worry about
this whole Donna thing.
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I know a lot of girls who are
much more realistic for you.
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You know, they
might be a little heavy
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or a little dumb
or have a cockeye, but...
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Jackie, she didn't
break up with me, okay?
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She still loves me.
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Oh.
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So you're in the denial stage.
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No.
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See?
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Oh, my God, you guys.
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This has been the best day ever!
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Jerry Thunder is totally
taking me under his wing,
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and his stories?
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He's so funny.
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Oh! Elton John
has a boyfriend.
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Plus I get to meet Alice Cooper.
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Here it is!
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I'm gonna see
if Alice will sign this.
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Oh, I can't make it to
the movie tonight. See ya.
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See?
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She still loves me.
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Yeah.
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Have you met
my friend, fat Sally?
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Earl, what brings you here?
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Well, I took the bus.
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First off, Kitty, I'd like to
say you have a lovely home.
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Second of all, screw you, Red!
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What?
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Well, I'm outta work,
and it's all your fault.
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How am I supposed
to pay my bills
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or feed my dog or go to Hawaii?
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Look, Earl,
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you can't blame me
for getting fired.
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I didn't make you
too dumb to flip burgers.
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That's God's fault.
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Yeah? Well, you know
the Christmas card you get
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of me and my dog every year?
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You're off the list.
Yeah, that's right.
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Don't bother checking
the mailbox, Red,
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'cause it ain't coming.
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I loved his Christmas cards.
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They were handmade.
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This is Jerry Thunder...
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Coming at you on the sound,
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and we got Alice Cooper
droppin' by any minute,
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and it is going to be wild!
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This is Jerry Thunder...
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Coming your way on the sound
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where we are enjoying
lots of sex, drugs,
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and rock and roll.
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Am I right, hot Donna?
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You sure are, Jerry Thunder.
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Radio people are the coolest!
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That's right.
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That's why you want
to have sex with us all.
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I really do!
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Hey, everybody,
it's Alice Cooper.
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Hey, hot Donna.
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Heard about you at the
last big rock star meeting.
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Hey, Ted Nugent and
I were wondering,
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did you ever break up with
that loser boyfriend of yours?
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Not yet, Alice Cooper.
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Here's my loser
boyfriend right now.
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Hey, Donna, are you ready
to go to the Pricemart Ball?
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You hear that, everybody?
The Pricemart Ball.
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Hey, I got an idea.
Why don't we feed
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your skinny boyfriend
to the snake?
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Okay.
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Damn you, Alice Cooper!
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I haven't seen
Donna in two days.
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She's been spending all of
her time at the radio station.
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It's a real problem.
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Oh, well, here we go again.
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Forman's got a problem.
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Well, you know what?
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Maybe I got a problem, man.
Did you ever think of that?
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Oh, man, Hyde, I'm sorry.
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Go ahead, man. Unload.
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Actually, I'm cool.
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And that's how you do it.
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You have a problem
and you hold it in, man.
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Now leather up, fruitcake.
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I have a problem...
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But I guess I'll
keep it all inside.
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Hey, you guys,
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so Leo agreed to sell me
the El Camino for, like, $500,
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so what I need from you is...
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$500.
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Hey, I'm Hyde.
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I don't feel anything.
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I'm just a frizzy-haired robot.
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Hey, I'm Forman.
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I use the same voice
to imitate everybody.
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It's just that I...
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I...
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Nothing.
272
00:12:53,357 --> 00:12:56,694
Oh, Gilligan screwed it up.
273
00:13:00,448 --> 00:13:02,199
He always screws it up.
274
00:13:04,577 --> 00:13:05,785
Why don't they just kill him?
275
00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:13,043
I don't think you're really
mad at Gilligan, Red.
276
00:13:15,337 --> 00:13:18,424
Admit it. You feel guilty
about what happened to Earl.
277
00:13:18,466 --> 00:13:20,800
This has
nothing to do with Earl.
278
00:13:22,428 --> 00:13:25,514
The professor worked on that
coconut radio for three months.
279
00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:31,057
Now how the hell are they
gonna get off that island?
280
00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:35,232
Well, then I guess I was wrong.
281
00:13:35,274 --> 00:13:36,816
I don't know why
I questioned you.
282
00:13:38,319 --> 00:13:39,819
And I'll tell you...
283
00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:42,782
Something's going on
with that Skipper.
284
00:13:45,785 --> 00:13:47,620
You don't get that fat
eating coconuts.
285
00:13:55,877 --> 00:13:57,755
Jackie, you know
I wouldn't ask you
286
00:13:57,797 --> 00:13:59,839
if this wasn't important, okay?
287
00:13:59,881 --> 00:14:02,009
But this is an El Camino.
288
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,845
That's Spanish
for "The Camino."
289
00:14:13,187 --> 00:14:14,814
By accepting this check,
290
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:17,065
you are agreeing to two things.
291
00:14:17,107 --> 00:14:20,235
First, you will
pay me back in full,
292
00:14:20,277 --> 00:14:22,697
and you will be
my slave for a week.
293
00:14:24,114 --> 00:14:26,116
You mean like your love slave?
294
00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:29,620
No.
295
00:14:29,662 --> 00:14:30,871
More like an errand boy.
296
00:14:32,289 --> 00:14:34,667
You mean like
your errand love boy?
297
00:14:36,711 --> 00:14:37,961
No.
298
00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:39,380
Just errands.
299
00:14:40,589 --> 00:14:41,799
Okay.
300
00:14:41,841 --> 00:14:44,552
Good. Here.
Now, go get your car,
301
00:14:44,593 --> 00:14:45,803
and then come by my place.
302
00:14:45,845 --> 00:14:47,885
I need you to hold my
toes apart while I paint them.
303
00:14:55,187 --> 00:14:57,105
Well, errand boy,
304
00:14:57,147 --> 00:14:58,899
you just sold your
soul for a car.
305
00:15:00,359 --> 00:15:01,819
Who cares, Fez?
306
00:15:01,861 --> 00:15:03,487
Your soul is like an appendix.
307
00:15:03,529 --> 00:15:04,864
I don't even use it.
308
00:15:16,625 --> 00:15:19,503
Kitty, about this burger...
309
00:15:20,671 --> 00:15:21,839
What? Is it burnt?
310
00:15:21,881 --> 00:15:23,173
Are you gonna fire me?
311
00:15:24,884 --> 00:15:26,927
Make me live on the street
with the other hoboes?
312
00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:30,639
Kitty, let it go.
313
00:15:30,681 --> 00:15:32,933
I do not feel guilty!
314
00:15:37,229 --> 00:15:38,980
All right! I feel guilty!
315
00:15:43,611 --> 00:15:45,946
He'll thank me when
his tummy stops hurting.
316
00:15:46,947 --> 00:15:47,948
So...
317
00:15:49,617 --> 00:15:51,869
How are things with you and...
318
00:15:51,911 --> 00:15:53,351
Hot Donna?
319
00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:03,046
Well, if you heard
about hot Donna,
320
00:16:03,088 --> 00:16:05,173
then you heard that
I'm not her boyfriend.
321
00:16:05,215 --> 00:16:06,634
The whole world heard that.
322
00:16:07,342 --> 00:16:09,470
Well...
323
00:16:09,511 --> 00:16:11,472
People in Canada heard it.
324
00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:13,557
Oh, honey,
Canadians don't matter.
325
00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:22,190
What matters is that you
and Donna are okay, right?
326
00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:24,025
Mom, I don't even know
if we're okay.
327
00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:25,587
She's spending all of
her time at the sound
328
00:16:25,611 --> 00:16:28,196
with Jerry Thunder.
329
00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:30,991
That reminds me of when I
first started at the hospital.
330
00:16:31,032 --> 00:16:32,743
Your father was concerned
331
00:16:32,785 --> 00:16:35,120
that I was spending
way too much time down there
332
00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:37,331
with all these handsome doctors.
333
00:16:37,372 --> 00:16:39,500
But, mom, that's stupid.
334
00:16:39,541 --> 00:16:41,251
Doctors aren't
important like DJs.
335
00:16:43,879 --> 00:16:47,299
Okay, well, the point is,
336
00:16:47,341 --> 00:16:51,303
your dad started showing up at
the hospital to mark his territory,
337
00:16:51,345 --> 00:16:53,973
and one of the doctors
who was getting a little fresh
338
00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:55,349
got punched in the mouth.
339
00:16:59,311 --> 00:17:00,688
Dad's so cool.
340
00:17:03,357 --> 00:17:05,609
No, that wasn't cool.
It was embarrassing.
341
00:17:05,651 --> 00:17:07,402
But you married him.
342
00:17:07,444 --> 00:17:09,029
Yes, but it was embarrassing.
343
00:17:09,989 --> 00:17:11,782
But, still, you married him.
344
00:17:11,824 --> 00:17:14,201
The point is,
you have to trust Donna.
345
00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:16,578
But dad didn't trust you,
and you married him.
346
00:17:16,620 --> 00:17:18,747
Okay, you know what?
347
00:17:18,789 --> 00:17:20,040
I can't talk to you.
348
00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:30,175
Okay, I am here
to withdraw my complaint
349
00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:31,886
about my overcooked burger.
350
00:17:31,927 --> 00:17:34,596
Ah-ha. Well, I don't think
you can do that.
351
00:17:34,638 --> 00:17:36,390
Well, I think I can.
352
00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:38,271
Of course you can. The
customer's always right.
353
00:17:39,685 --> 00:17:43,188
So you'll give Earl
his job back?
354
00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:46,400
Well, the fry cook burned
off his finger this morning,
355
00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:47,902
so... sure.
356
00:17:49,152 --> 00:17:50,672
By the way, don't have
the fish sticks.
357
00:17:50,696 --> 00:17:52,072
We haven't found it.
358
00:17:55,659 --> 00:17:57,285
You hear that, Earl?
359
00:17:57,327 --> 00:17:59,287
You got your job back.
You can go to work.
360
00:17:59,329 --> 00:18:00,873
Wait. You mean right now?
361
00:18:00,915 --> 00:18:02,583
But I'll Miss WKRP.
362
00:18:06,754 --> 00:18:08,213
Okay, man, here are the keys.
363
00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:09,590
Oh, bitchin'!
364
00:18:11,216 --> 00:18:13,719
You know, I was gonna
give this car to my son
365
00:18:13,761 --> 00:18:15,095
on his 16th birthday,
366
00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:18,933
but then my old lady
took him and split.
367
00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:22,102
Yeah, wow. Sad story.
Keys, please?
368
00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:25,707
I can't sell you the car, man.
369
00:18:25,731 --> 00:18:27,024
Oh, man!
370
00:18:29,610 --> 00:18:31,361
Oh, I guess I understand.
371
00:18:32,071 --> 00:18:33,196
Thanks, man.
372
00:18:33,238 --> 00:18:35,115
Hyde, I want you
to have this car.
373
00:18:37,868 --> 00:18:39,369
What? No!
374
00:18:39,411 --> 00:18:41,789
You just said that you
couldn't sell the car!
375
00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:42,873
Well, I'm not selling it.
376
00:18:42,915 --> 00:18:44,374
I'm giving it to him, man.
377
00:18:45,542 --> 00:18:46,877
He's family.
378
00:18:46,919 --> 00:18:48,169
He's the son I never had.
379
00:18:49,463 --> 00:18:51,590
You just said you had a son!
380
00:18:54,259 --> 00:18:55,594
Yeah,
381
00:18:55,636 --> 00:18:57,512
and Hyde's the son I never had.
382
00:18:59,222 --> 00:19:01,850
Hey, Leo, man, thanks.
You're the best...
383
00:19:02,726 --> 00:19:04,394
The car...
The love...
384
00:19:04,436 --> 00:19:06,187
The wicked burn on Kelso.
385
00:19:08,398 --> 00:19:09,942
Hey, man. Need a lift?
386
00:19:14,279 --> 00:19:15,823
Eric, what are you doing here?
387
00:19:15,864 --> 00:19:17,258
I'll tell you what I'm
doing here, Donna.
388
00:19:17,282 --> 00:19:19,118
I'm here to say who's
who and what's what
389
00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:20,953
to Jerry Thunder.
390
00:19:20,995 --> 00:19:22,835
Eric, you can't talk to
Jerry. He's on the air.
391
00:19:24,123 --> 00:19:27,709
Oh, fine. Then I guess
I'll just have to wait.
392
00:19:27,751 --> 00:19:29,252
But let me tell you something...
393
00:19:30,671 --> 00:19:32,131
I'll be fuming.
394
00:19:33,882 --> 00:19:36,301
This is Jerry Thunder...
395
00:19:37,636 --> 00:19:39,013
Signing off,
396
00:19:39,054 --> 00:19:41,181
and I'll see you
around the sound.
397
00:19:42,683 --> 00:19:44,810
All right. Whoo!
398
00:19:44,852 --> 00:19:47,646
Let's get Mr. Big FM stud
out here right now.
399
00:19:47,688 --> 00:19:50,149
Yeah! Big time!
400
00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:53,152
Eric. Why are you
being weird?
401
00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:54,545
Donna, I'm gonna make
a long story short.
402
00:19:54,569 --> 00:19:56,489
I'm here to kick a little
DJ ass, so have a seat.
403
00:19:58,782 --> 00:20:03,411
Hey, Donna, and this
must be the boyfriend Eric.
404
00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:04,955
Hi. I'm Jerry Thunder.
405
00:20:09,001 --> 00:20:10,752
You're Jerry Thunder?
406
00:20:12,087 --> 00:20:14,381
Well, that's just great.
407
00:20:16,884 --> 00:20:19,344
Check out Jerry Thunder.
408
00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:22,514
Hey, you kids,
the night is young.
409
00:20:22,556 --> 00:20:24,432
You guys up for a game
of Dungeons and Dragons?
410
00:20:27,186 --> 00:20:28,896
I'll let you be Mandar,
the half-elf.
411
00:20:31,106 --> 00:20:33,274
Oh, well. Another time,
perhaps. Good night.
412
00:20:38,613 --> 00:20:40,365
So that's Jerry Thunder?
413
00:20:41,950 --> 00:20:43,785
You know, it really turns me off
414
00:20:43,827 --> 00:20:45,746
when you're so insecure
like this.
415
00:20:45,787 --> 00:20:47,015
We've been together long enough
416
00:20:47,039 --> 00:20:48,582
where it's either
you don't get it
417
00:20:48,623 --> 00:20:50,458
or you don't trust me.
418
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:52,086
No, Donna, I trust you.
419
00:20:52,127 --> 00:20:54,254
Well, then you don't get it.
420
00:20:54,295 --> 00:20:55,857
I finally have something
that's really good
421
00:20:55,881 --> 00:20:57,632
in my life right now.
422
00:20:57,674 --> 00:20:59,009
And if you can't handle that,
423
00:20:59,051 --> 00:21:01,302
then we have a problem.
424
00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:03,597
So, Eric, do we have a problem?
425
00:21:03,638 --> 00:21:04,973
No, we do not have a problem.
426
00:21:05,599 --> 00:21:07,350
Okay, good,
427
00:21:07,392 --> 00:21:09,061
'Cause I broke my nail
on a Styx album.
428
00:21:09,103 --> 00:21:10,538
I didn't even
get to meet Alice Cooper,
429
00:21:10,562 --> 00:21:12,147
and I am super pissed.
430
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,275
Yeah, well, you know...
431
00:21:18,278 --> 00:21:19,529
You have a really cool job.
432
00:21:22,199 --> 00:21:24,534
Yeah, I do, don't I?
433
00:21:24,576 --> 00:21:26,161
REO Speedwagon's
coming in next week.
434
00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:29,975
I'm gonna see if
they'll sign my boobs.
435
00:21:32,918 --> 00:21:34,586
Now we have a problem.
436
00:21:38,298 --> 00:21:40,884
Okay, suddenly
you're face-to-face
437
00:21:40,926 --> 00:21:43,637
with the dragon of fear.
438
00:21:43,678 --> 00:21:46,765
No! I should have worn
my gauntlet of ogre strength.
439
00:21:47,515 --> 00:21:48,516
Dumb!
440
00:21:49,851 --> 00:21:51,311
Any ideas, Mandar?
441
00:21:53,313 --> 00:21:54,815
Well, there's
my rod of cancellation,
442
00:21:54,856 --> 00:21:57,276
but it's chancy.
443
00:21:57,317 --> 00:21:59,778
Yeah. You know, a girl
once promised to play with us,
444
00:21:59,820 --> 00:22:01,446
but she didn't show up.
445
00:22:02,990 --> 00:22:04,908
Cheer up, King Zintar the great.
446
00:22:04,950 --> 00:22:06,550
Let's get out there
and slay that dragon.
447
00:22:06,574 --> 00:22:08,574
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