1 00:00:04,756 --> 00:00:06,508 Hey, guys, guess what I got. 2 00:00:06,549 --> 00:00:07,634 VD? 3 00:00:10,971 --> 00:00:12,012 No. 4 00:00:13,097 --> 00:00:14,724 A 100 bucks. 5 00:00:14,766 --> 00:00:16,935 So money to treat your VD? 6 00:00:19,020 --> 00:00:21,397 No. My grandmother gave me this money. 7 00:00:21,439 --> 00:00:24,359 See, my mom told her that she needed to bleach her whiskers. 8 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:28,029 And I was like... I go, "What whiskers?" 9 00:00:28,070 --> 00:00:30,550 Which is a total lie, because she's got these honking whiskers. 10 00:00:32,408 --> 00:00:35,203 But then it made her so happy she gave me a 100 bucks. 11 00:00:36,913 --> 00:00:39,266 No offense, Michael, but your mum's not one to talk. I mean... 12 00:00:39,290 --> 00:00:40,290 Whoo! 13 00:00:41,710 --> 00:00:44,044 Hey! My mother is a beautiful woman. 14 00:00:44,921 --> 00:00:46,172 Apologize. 15 00:00:46,214 --> 00:00:47,465 - Sorry. - She's nice. 16 00:00:47,507 --> 00:00:48,675 - Sorry. - Whisker face. 17 00:00:50,677 --> 00:00:52,470 All right, thank you! 18 00:00:52,512 --> 00:00:54,848 Now we gotta go celebrate this 100 bucks. 19 00:00:54,890 --> 00:00:58,977 Let's all go out to dinner. Someplace expensive. Someplace nice. 20 00:00:59,019 --> 00:01:01,062 Let's go to the Vineyard. 21 00:01:01,103 --> 00:01:03,023 My new ladylove, Caroline, works there. 22 00:01:03,064 --> 00:01:04,983 Caroline from the concert? 23 00:01:05,025 --> 00:01:07,736 - Have you guys gone out again? - No. 24 00:01:07,777 --> 00:01:10,030 - So, have you guys hung out at school? - No. 25 00:01:11,656 --> 00:01:12,908 - Talked on the phone? - No. 26 00:01:14,701 --> 00:01:17,412 - Have you had any contact with her at all? - No. 27 00:01:20,122 --> 00:01:21,833 - So Caroline's your new lady? - Yes. 28 00:01:21,875 --> 00:01:22,959 - That's great. - Thank you. 29 00:01:31,259 --> 00:01:34,094 There she is. Isn't she lovely? 30 00:01:35,597 --> 00:01:37,473 She reminds me of that song Isn't She Lovely. 31 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:41,579 Here she comes. Here she comes. Watch me impress her. 32 00:01:43,563 --> 00:01:46,232 - Hi, Fez. - Hello, Caroline. 33 00:01:48,693 --> 00:01:51,571 - I just came over to say hi. - Hi. 34 00:01:51,613 --> 00:01:54,950 - Hi! Bye. - Bye. 35 00:01:58,912 --> 00:02:00,072 Did you see how I played her? 36 00:02:03,541 --> 00:02:05,261 Hey, Kelso, thanks for dinner. It was great. 37 00:02:05,293 --> 00:02:06,520 - Yeah, it was delicious. - Thanks so much. 38 00:02:06,544 --> 00:02:09,130 Hey, guys, no need to thank me. I'm happy to do it. 39 00:02:12,968 --> 00:02:15,011 Okay. Everybody ready? 40 00:02:18,014 --> 00:02:19,891 Don't you have to pay first? 41 00:02:19,933 --> 00:02:22,978 - I'm not paying. - What? 42 00:02:23,019 --> 00:02:24,299 What, did you think I was paying? 43 00:02:25,855 --> 00:02:29,150 - Yes. Kelso, we don't have any money. - You don't need any. 44 00:02:29,191 --> 00:02:31,945 People, we are on a "dine and dash" here. 45 00:02:34,530 --> 00:02:37,075 Yeah, 'cause the only thing better than eating lobster 46 00:02:37,117 --> 00:02:38,868 is eating lobster and hauling ass. 47 00:02:41,997 --> 00:02:43,164 Let's haul ass. 48 00:02:47,669 --> 00:02:49,545 ♪ Hanging out 49 00:02:51,255 --> 00:02:52,966 ♪ Down the street 50 00:02:54,843 --> 00:02:56,803 ♪ The same old thing 51 00:02:58,513 --> 00:03:00,515 ♪ We did last week 52 00:03:01,808 --> 00:03:05,812 ♪ Not a thing to do 53 00:03:05,854 --> 00:03:08,731 ♪ But talk to you 54 00:03:09,774 --> 00:03:11,191 ♪ We're all, all right 55 00:03:11,233 --> 00:03:13,820 ♪ We're all, all right ♪ 56 00:03:13,862 --> 00:03:16,114 Hello, Wisconsin! 57 00:03:24,998 --> 00:03:27,249 Kelso, what the hell are you thinking? 58 00:03:27,291 --> 00:03:29,127 You said you'd take care of it. 59 00:03:29,169 --> 00:03:32,421 And I took care of it by planning the "dine and dash." 60 00:03:35,257 --> 00:03:37,760 - Kelso, we're not doing it. - Why not? 61 00:03:37,802 --> 00:03:40,221 Guys, we're making memories here. 62 00:03:42,807 --> 00:03:44,225 Kelso, it's wrong. 63 00:03:44,851 --> 00:03:46,686 Wrong? Or hilarious? 64 00:03:48,855 --> 00:03:50,606 Wrong, you dill-hole! 65 00:03:52,567 --> 00:03:56,612 Or hilariously wrong. I like it. 66 00:03:56,654 --> 00:03:59,240 But then again, I'm from the underbelly of society, so... 67 00:03:59,699 --> 00:04:01,868 Yes, excuse me. 68 00:04:01,910 --> 00:04:05,287 Would you please send your finest imported beer to Caroline? 69 00:04:05,329 --> 00:04:07,957 And tell her that when I said "Hi", 70 00:04:07,999 --> 00:04:10,251 what I meant was, "I'll take you like a stallion." 71 00:04:15,256 --> 00:04:17,258 You got that? Like a stallion? 72 00:04:20,762 --> 00:04:23,472 Fez, stop ordering stuff. 73 00:04:23,514 --> 00:04:25,225 Okay, you need to chill out, little girl. 74 00:04:26,768 --> 00:04:28,061 Didn't you hear Kelso? 75 00:04:28,103 --> 00:04:30,271 The Vineyard is having a "dine and dash" promotion. 76 00:04:30,312 --> 00:04:31,313 Everything's free. 77 00:04:33,149 --> 00:04:35,651 It's not free, Fez. 78 00:04:35,693 --> 00:04:37,693 "Dine and dash" is when you run out without paying. 79 00:04:44,035 --> 00:04:45,286 So it's stealing? 80 00:04:47,872 --> 00:04:49,792 This isn't going to help me with Caroline, is it? 81 00:04:53,335 --> 00:04:54,503 Excuse me. 82 00:05:03,763 --> 00:05:04,806 Hey. 83 00:05:18,945 --> 00:05:20,321 That's from me, you son of a bitch. 84 00:05:27,787 --> 00:05:30,957 Oh, good, honey, you're home. Listen. The Pinciottis called. 85 00:05:30,999 --> 00:05:32,810 They wanted to have to have card night tonight. So... 86 00:05:32,834 --> 00:05:36,171 No, Kitty, you just call them back 'cause there's no way in hell 87 00:05:36,212 --> 00:05:38,506 that I'm gonna have card night with the Pinciottis 88 00:05:38,547 --> 00:05:41,676 'cause it's just too much fun. 89 00:05:41,717 --> 00:05:42,717 Hello, Bob and Midge. 90 00:05:44,179 --> 00:05:46,179 - What the hell are they doing here? - I don't know. 91 00:05:48,933 --> 00:05:51,894 So, who else needs a drink real bad? 92 00:05:53,271 --> 00:05:56,191 Tough day at the salt mines, Red? 93 00:05:56,232 --> 00:05:58,609 Oh. When did you get a job at the salt mines? 94 00:06:02,488 --> 00:06:04,073 Here, honey. Play with these. 95 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:07,409 Yeah. Working Joe. 96 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:11,371 I'll tell you. Since my business went bankrupt, 97 00:06:11,413 --> 00:06:12,957 I got a lot of free time. 98 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:16,376 I mainly use it to nap and cry. 99 00:06:18,713 --> 00:06:22,342 Well, Bob, don't cry on the cards. 100 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:23,676 It makes them hard to shuffle. 101 00:06:30,141 --> 00:06:32,185 Michael, I have never dined and dashed, 102 00:06:32,227 --> 00:06:33,467 and I'm not about to start now. 103 00:06:34,603 --> 00:06:35,980 Uh... 104 00:06:36,022 --> 00:06:38,858 Well, remember when we went to nice restaurants 105 00:06:38,900 --> 00:06:41,401 and I told you to wait in the car while I paid? 106 00:06:41,443 --> 00:06:44,364 Did you ever wonder why I was running to the car? 107 00:06:47,325 --> 00:06:49,077 Oh, my God. I'm a thief. 108 00:06:50,494 --> 00:06:53,497 I think technically you're an accessory. 109 00:06:53,539 --> 00:06:55,642 Which should make you happy, because you love accessories. 110 00:06:55,666 --> 00:06:58,211 - Earrings, bracelets, bangles, bows... - Shut up! 111 00:07:01,964 --> 00:07:04,926 So, did you enjoy your Pilsner? 112 00:07:04,967 --> 00:07:06,969 Did you get the message about the stallion? 113 00:07:10,014 --> 00:07:14,435 Okay, look, okay? You can't send beer to the hostess podium, okay? 114 00:07:14,476 --> 00:07:17,521 I almost got fired. So just pretend you don't know me, okay? 115 00:07:19,190 --> 00:07:20,983 I don't think I do know you, Caroline. 116 00:07:27,990 --> 00:07:29,367 Caroline has upset me. 117 00:07:31,619 --> 00:07:33,662 I can't wait to dine and dash on her ass, 118 00:07:35,373 --> 00:07:36,540 her beautiful ass. 119 00:07:40,378 --> 00:07:43,047 - I'll go first. - Hyde, we're not doing this. 120 00:07:43,089 --> 00:07:45,466 And especially not you, 'cause you're on probation. 121 00:07:45,507 --> 00:07:47,468 - So what? - So what? You get caught, 122 00:07:47,509 --> 00:07:51,055 you go to jail, and I've heard nothing good about jail. 123 00:07:51,097 --> 00:07:53,491 I haven't done one stinking illegal thing since I got probation. 124 00:07:53,515 --> 00:07:55,059 So, what, you're mad 125 00:07:55,101 --> 00:07:57,541 because you haven't committed any crime since your last crime? 126 00:07:58,062 --> 00:07:59,272 Yeah, so I'm going. 127 00:08:27,216 --> 00:08:30,178 Can I help you? 128 00:08:58,998 --> 00:09:00,833 What happened? 129 00:09:00,875 --> 00:09:02,955 This place is like Alcatraz, man. There's no way out. 130 00:09:05,671 --> 00:09:08,757 So it was either a UFO, or I rubbed my eyes too hard. 131 00:09:15,056 --> 00:09:17,599 Okay. Good story, Midge. 132 00:09:19,143 --> 00:09:20,978 So, Red, how's work? 133 00:09:21,020 --> 00:09:23,814 Well, yesterday I hired some new guy down in Sporting Goods, 134 00:09:23,856 --> 00:09:26,234 - but I don't know... - Whoa. You hired a new guy? 135 00:09:29,278 --> 00:09:31,280 That's funny. 136 00:09:31,322 --> 00:09:35,159 I remember when I was doing the hiring at my store, and you were out of work. 137 00:09:35,201 --> 00:09:37,828 I hired you, neighbor. 138 00:09:40,289 --> 00:09:41,957 - Listen, Bob... - No. 139 00:09:41,999 --> 00:09:45,211 - Midgie, we're going home. - But I have gin. 140 00:09:45,253 --> 00:09:46,837 We're playing bridge! 141 00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:54,845 I can't do it. I've gone soft, man. I'm like Forman. 142 00:09:57,390 --> 00:09:58,640 It sickens me. 143 00:10:00,476 --> 00:10:04,063 Hmm. So you can't do it. I wonder why. 144 00:10:04,105 --> 00:10:05,814 Why, oh, why? 145 00:10:05,856 --> 00:10:08,234 - Oh. I know why. - Yes, Donna? 146 00:10:08,276 --> 00:10:12,947 - Because it's wrong. - That's right, Miss Pinciotti. It's wrong. 147 00:10:12,988 --> 00:10:15,699 Gee, what a surprise. Mom and Dad don't want to do it. 148 00:10:17,285 --> 00:10:18,786 We are not Mom and Dad. 149 00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:20,707 And we're not leaving without paying, young man. 150 00:10:22,582 --> 00:10:25,126 Fine. Fine. I'll pay for the stupid dinner. 151 00:10:25,167 --> 00:10:27,836 Now, just give me your stupid keys so I can get my money 152 00:10:27,878 --> 00:10:29,297 out of your stupid car. 153 00:10:29,922 --> 00:10:31,090 Stupid. 154 00:10:33,968 --> 00:10:35,695 I don't care if you're in the freaking Olympics 155 00:10:35,719 --> 00:10:37,388 about to run the freaking 100-yard dash. 156 00:10:37,430 --> 00:10:39,348 If someone sends you a beer, you say thank you 157 00:10:39,390 --> 00:10:40,641 and drink the freaking beer. 158 00:10:44,728 --> 00:10:48,316 Um, Eric, did Kelso leave his money at home? 159 00:10:48,357 --> 00:10:50,001 'Cause he just drove away in the Vista Cruiser. 160 00:10:50,025 --> 00:10:51,735 What? 161 00:10:51,777 --> 00:10:54,572 No. No, he wouldn't ditch us. 162 00:10:54,614 --> 00:10:57,658 Are you sure? 'Cause as he drove past, he was doing this. 163 00:11:03,664 --> 00:11:07,960 No. Donna, he's kidding. He wouldn't ditch us. 164 00:11:08,544 --> 00:11:09,670 He ditched us! 165 00:11:11,839 --> 00:11:14,133 I'm sure he's right outside. I'll go get him. 166 00:11:14,175 --> 00:11:16,927 - Fez, I don't know. - Don't worry. 167 00:11:16,969 --> 00:11:20,222 I'll go and get the money and come back. You can trust me. 168 00:11:24,810 --> 00:11:27,480 - He's not coming back! - And we trusted him. 169 00:11:29,815 --> 00:11:31,275 Foreigners lie! 170 00:11:34,487 --> 00:11:36,447 You know what? 171 00:11:36,489 --> 00:11:39,659 I'm just gonna call my dad, and he'll come pay for our dinner. 172 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:42,203 Okay, but, Jackie, if you don't come back... 173 00:11:42,244 --> 00:11:45,914 Eric, please. I'm not immature like those idiots. 174 00:11:50,211 --> 00:11:51,920 She is immature like those idiots! 175 00:11:54,215 --> 00:11:56,258 I can't believe I got stuck here with the squares. 176 00:11:56,300 --> 00:11:58,636 We're not squares! 177 00:11:58,678 --> 00:12:01,222 Donna, settle down. You don't want to upset your stomach. 178 00:12:06,310 --> 00:12:08,270 This is bad, man. 179 00:12:08,312 --> 00:12:10,730 If I'm not fighting against the system, I am the system. 180 00:12:12,650 --> 00:12:14,276 Screw it. I'm going. 181 00:12:17,488 --> 00:12:19,281 Banzai! 182 00:12:28,832 --> 00:12:30,459 Okay, I can take the check now. 183 00:12:30,501 --> 00:12:32,752 Or whenever or now. 184 00:12:34,505 --> 00:12:36,340 Um... 185 00:12:36,382 --> 00:12:38,133 Two more bananas Foster, please. 186 00:12:41,721 --> 00:12:43,723 Eric, what are you doing? 187 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,849 I'm stalling. They'll come back. 188 00:12:49,395 --> 00:12:51,188 Joke's over, you know? 189 00:12:51,230 --> 00:12:54,191 Best thing about this joke, it just keeps going and going. 190 00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:57,278 And not only did we break the law, 191 00:12:58,613 --> 00:13:00,413 we screwed our friends while breaking the law. 192 00:13:02,866 --> 00:13:05,827 How dumb was he to give me the car keys? 193 00:13:06,746 --> 00:13:08,997 I mean, who here trusts me? 194 00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:10,165 - No way. - Not me. 195 00:13:10,207 --> 00:13:11,459 Thank you. 196 00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:14,378 You know what? 197 00:13:14,420 --> 00:13:16,714 Stolen food does taste better. 198 00:13:16,756 --> 00:13:17,797 Dinner roll? 199 00:13:21,843 --> 00:13:23,887 Guys, I feel bad about Eric and Donna. 200 00:13:23,929 --> 00:13:25,729 Maybe we should figure out a way to help them. 201 00:13:26,932 --> 00:13:29,184 Sure, we could do that. Or... 202 00:13:31,353 --> 00:13:34,856 ...we could ask ourselves, "How can we make this worse?" 203 00:13:34,898 --> 00:13:38,110 ♪ Happy anniversary, happy anniversary 204 00:13:38,152 --> 00:13:41,781 ♪ Happy anniversary, Donna and Eric ♪ 205 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:44,617 With best wishes from Hyde, Kelso, Fez and Jackie. 206 00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:57,837 Oh, this is just terrible. 207 00:13:58,464 --> 00:14:00,257 No, Kitty. 208 00:14:00,299 --> 00:14:02,635 Quincy's no Columbo, but he's still pretty good. 209 00:14:05,721 --> 00:14:07,973 Red, Bob was very upset when he left here. 210 00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:11,811 Bob's always upset. He's a little girl in big-boy pants. 211 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:18,442 Well, why didn't you offer him a job? 212 00:14:18,484 --> 00:14:21,654 I didn't want to insult him by offering him some nothing job. 213 00:14:21,696 --> 00:14:23,823 Oh, Red, you insult him every day. 214 00:14:25,407 --> 00:14:27,159 But that's different. He thinks I'm kidding. 215 00:14:29,662 --> 00:14:31,580 Kitty, this is about a man's dignity. 216 00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:38,420 Oh, sure, it was awful, what happened. 217 00:14:38,462 --> 00:14:42,257 But let's just put it behind us and watch Quincy. 218 00:14:45,636 --> 00:14:47,304 Hey! 219 00:14:47,346 --> 00:14:51,517 Oh, come on, Red. How bad would it be working with Bob? 220 00:14:51,559 --> 00:14:53,602 It's a big store. You'd hardly ever see him. 221 00:14:55,354 --> 00:14:57,732 Maybe you could... You could hide from him. 222 00:14:59,817 --> 00:15:00,901 He'd find me. 223 00:15:02,194 --> 00:15:04,238 He always finds me. 224 00:15:05,447 --> 00:15:08,534 Well, you better think of something 225 00:15:08,576 --> 00:15:11,995 because they are gonna live next door to us for a long, long time. 226 00:15:13,414 --> 00:15:15,666 You don't know that. 227 00:15:15,708 --> 00:15:17,918 He's out of work. He'll probably lose the house. 228 00:15:24,216 --> 00:15:26,886 Fine. I'll talk to Bob. 229 00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:28,807 But you gotta work on your sense of humor, lady. 230 00:15:31,348 --> 00:15:33,975 Man, I can't believe those guys screwed us like this. 231 00:15:34,017 --> 00:15:35,853 Well, at least we still have each other. 232 00:15:35,895 --> 00:15:37,688 You know what? You're right, Donna. 233 00:15:37,730 --> 00:15:40,858 I can't count on much in this crazy world, but I can always count on you. 234 00:15:40,900 --> 00:15:41,942 That is so true. 235 00:15:44,862 --> 00:15:46,172 - I have to go to the bathroom. - Okay. 236 00:15:46,196 --> 00:15:47,573 Hey! 237 00:15:49,575 --> 00:15:51,452 Why don't you just sit your lying ass down? 238 00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:58,041 Eric, don't you trust me? 239 00:16:00,294 --> 00:16:02,421 Not as far as I can throw you, and that ain't far. 240 00:16:06,592 --> 00:16:08,176 How can you say that? 241 00:16:08,218 --> 00:16:10,154 Okay, so I noticed the fire exit was next to the bathroom. 242 00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:11,639 It doesn't mean I'd use it. 243 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:14,160 I just happened to notice it, that's all. It's very convenient. 244 00:16:15,893 --> 00:16:18,312 Donna, don't you see what's happening? 245 00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:21,982 - They've turned us against each other. - You're right. 246 00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:24,025 I was gonna use the fire exit. I was! 247 00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:27,488 You know why they do this? 248 00:16:27,529 --> 00:16:29,573 Because they know we won't get them back. 249 00:16:29,615 --> 00:16:32,200 We're responsible, mature "Mom and Dad." 250 00:16:32,242 --> 00:16:34,745 We just... We won't stoop to their level. 251 00:16:34,787 --> 00:16:37,414 Well, damn it, let's stoop to their level or an even lower level. 252 00:16:37,456 --> 00:16:40,000 Yeah. Oh, I'm with you, baby, yeah. 253 00:16:43,295 --> 00:16:44,546 There's just one problem. 254 00:16:45,798 --> 00:16:47,007 We can't do it from in here. 255 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:54,014 If I don't make it... 256 00:16:56,141 --> 00:16:57,476 ...tell Mama I'm sorry. 257 00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:00,646 Don't talk like that. 258 00:17:00,688 --> 00:17:01,688 You'll tell her yourself. 259 00:17:22,668 --> 00:17:23,919 Hey, Bob. 260 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:26,755 So, taking out your trash, huh? 261 00:17:27,923 --> 00:17:29,717 No, Red, I'm bringing it back in. 262 00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:36,724 Yeah, Bob. That's a good one. 263 00:17:39,518 --> 00:17:42,688 Listen, I want to offer you a job at Price Mart. 264 00:17:42,730 --> 00:17:45,607 - Jeez, Red, Price Mart? - What? 265 00:17:45,649 --> 00:17:47,442 Yeah, I mean, that may be fine for you, 266 00:17:47,484 --> 00:17:49,778 but you're talking to a guy who owned his own business. 267 00:17:49,820 --> 00:17:52,072 And ran it into the ground. 268 00:17:53,532 --> 00:17:57,077 Okay... Okay, I'm... I'm sorry. 269 00:17:58,787 --> 00:18:00,414 - Just take the job, Bob. - No. 270 00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:06,169 Okay, that's fine, Bob. There is no job. Forget it. 271 00:18:06,211 --> 00:18:09,631 Oh, so now you're not offering me a job. 272 00:18:09,673 --> 00:18:13,176 I just offered you the job, and you said you didn't want the job! 273 00:18:20,893 --> 00:18:22,102 Well, ask me again. 274 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:26,774 Oh, cripes. 275 00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:32,112 You want a job at Price Mart, Bob? 276 00:18:33,572 --> 00:18:34,573 I'll think about it. 277 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:38,200 Go to hell, Bob! 278 00:18:43,415 --> 00:18:46,376 Okay, you guys, okay. Good one last night. 279 00:18:46,418 --> 00:18:48,354 You know, ditching us at the restaurant and everything. 280 00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:50,798 Yeah, we got you so bad. 281 00:18:50,839 --> 00:18:53,300 You really did. We laughed and laughed. 282 00:18:55,844 --> 00:18:57,363 To show you guys we're such good sports, 283 00:18:57,387 --> 00:18:59,640 we made you a batch of special brownies. 284 00:18:59,681 --> 00:19:03,351 Special brownies. Like the special kind of special? 285 00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:05,104 The best kind of special. 286 00:19:10,818 --> 00:19:12,378 Something's wrong, I don't feel special. 287 00:19:14,822 --> 00:19:16,448 Me neither. 288 00:19:16,490 --> 00:19:18,700 Yeah, I don't think those were special brownies, man. 289 00:19:18,742 --> 00:19:21,745 Oh, no, no. They're special. 290 00:19:21,787 --> 00:19:25,415 Say, Donna, do you have any more of that special ingredient we used? 291 00:19:25,457 --> 00:19:26,667 Well, I certainly do, Eric. 292 00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:30,879 Chocolate super-lax. 293 00:19:36,844 --> 00:19:38,887 - You didn't. - We did. 294 00:19:38,929 --> 00:19:42,141 We so did. Now, maybe you'll think twice before screwing us. 295 00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:44,476 Well, nice try, because I don't feel any... Oh! 296 00:20:05,039 --> 00:20:07,166 Oh, no. I am last. 297 00:20:09,710 --> 00:20:12,963 - Hi, no! - I know. 298 00:20:13,005 --> 00:20:15,256 You're surprised to see me, right? And upset? 299 00:20:15,298 --> 00:20:17,258 - Yes, many things are upset. - Okay, listen. 300 00:20:18,635 --> 00:20:21,055 Okay, listen, Fez. About last night... 301 00:20:21,096 --> 00:20:23,182 - I know you were angry... - Yeah. 302 00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:24,408 - ...and you have every right to be. - No. 303 00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:27,435 But you know what this was? Our first fight. 304 00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:31,272 And it made us a real couple, if you can forgive me. 305 00:20:31,314 --> 00:20:33,984 - Fine. Move away from the door. - So we're okay? 306 00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:36,528 - Good. - No. 307 00:20:36,570 --> 00:20:39,114 Now let's make up like a real couple. 308 00:20:41,950 --> 00:20:43,451 You bastards! 309 00:20:44,536 --> 00:20:45,913 Wait, Fez! Wait up! 310 00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:56,548 Okay, you guys. 311 00:20:57,382 --> 00:20:58,675 That was a wicked burn. 312 00:21:03,097 --> 00:21:04,598 I mean, it had all the elements. 313 00:21:04,639 --> 00:21:07,267 You didn't see it coming, parts of it really hurt. 314 00:21:14,399 --> 00:21:17,194 - Well, Kelso, I'm glad you enjoyed it. - Oh, I did. 315 00:21:23,909 --> 00:21:25,744 I got my eye on you two. 316 00:21:27,537 --> 00:21:29,372 You're not gonna burn me like that again. 317 00:21:32,417 --> 00:21:34,044 - I love our friends. - Me, too. 318 00:21:40,134 --> 00:21:41,760 Hey, Red. 319 00:21:41,802 --> 00:21:44,304 I've been thinking about your offer, and I want you to know 320 00:21:44,345 --> 00:21:45,680 I made a decision. 321 00:21:45,722 --> 00:21:47,224 Oh, goody. 322 00:21:48,934 --> 00:21:50,644 But I need you to ask me again. 323 00:21:54,355 --> 00:21:56,858 Bob, would you, uh, 324 00:21:56,900 --> 00:21:59,111 like a job at Price Mart? 325 00:22:00,112 --> 00:22:01,321 Say it like you mean it. 326 00:22:04,574 --> 00:22:05,742 Go to hell, Bob! 327 00:22:05,766 --> 00:22:07,766 http://hiqve.com/