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Donna, I'm so glad
you're my study partner.

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Because you make
learning fun. Ha ha ha!

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Ha ha ha!

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Ok, well, no more
study breaks.

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We have to get
this report done.

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All right, fine.

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Ok.

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A report on the current state
of U.S.-Soviet relations.

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Ok, we need a title.

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How about...

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"The current state of
U.S.-Soviet relations"?

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Damn, you're smart.

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"...U.S.-Soviet relations."

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You know... Donna,
I lost my underwear.

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But...

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Whatever.

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Ok.

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Seriously, we need to
get some work done.

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Donna, I couldn't
agree with you more.

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Ok.

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Right now, with the push
of a button,

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the 2 superpowers
could condemn us

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to painful, fiery deaths.

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"...fiery deaths."

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Ok...

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Seriously,
we gotta do this thing.

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You're right.

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Eric,
no more study breaks.

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Uh, right.

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From now on,
all business.

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Ahem.

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The arms race began...

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With the massive build-up of
bombers by the Soviet union.

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Actually, the United States
started the arms build-up.

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No, they didn't. What
about the bomber gap?

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Bomber gap?

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That's so cute.

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"...bombers by the...

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United... states."

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What are you doing?

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Study break?

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Get bent.

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Ow!

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Oh, there's my underwear.

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Hangin' out

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down the street

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the same old thing

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we did last week

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not a thing to do

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but talk to you

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we're all all right

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we're all all right

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hello, Wisconsin!

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Ok, Donna, what's wrong?

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You can't just
ignore my ideas.

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Oh.

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Donna...

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You'll get
the same "a" I get.

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Relax, baby.

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Eric, I can't relax.

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'Cause you're wrong
and I'm right.

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Ok.

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Ok.

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I think we need to
clear our heads

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with a nice...

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Study break.

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Eric, knock it off.

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I'm not in the mood
for a stupid study break.

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What? Why?

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Because I disagree
with you?

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It has nothing to do
with that.

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Really, Donna?
Because up until now,

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we were going at it
like rabbits

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who had just
gotten out of prison.

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Well, that's over.

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Wait.
So what are you saying?

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You're gonna hold out
on me until I agree with you?

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Because that's not
gonna work, Donna.

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First of all, I'm not
holding out on you.

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And second of all,
if I did,

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it would so work.

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Ok, well,
you know what?

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I think that is
what you're doing.

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So try this dress on
for size...

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I'm cuttin' you off.

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Yeah!

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Is that supposed to be
a threat?

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Supposed to be.

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Yeah.

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Ok. If you want to
do this, we'll do this.

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But you're gonna cave,
and I'm gonna laugh.

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Yeah!

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I just saw a ufo!

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Oh, my god!

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What an unbelievable
coincidence!

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I was just telling Fez
about how dumb you are.

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Ok, no, so I'm out
in the field, right?

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And there it was.
It was in the air,

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and it had lights,
and it was like...

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That's a ufo, all right.

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Yeah. Hang on, Fez.

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Kelso, remember that time

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you thought you saw
the abominable snowman?

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Yeah.

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You remember
what it turned out to be?

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Just a regular snowman.

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Guys, come on, let's
go out to the field.

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It could come back.

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So you think I got
nothing better to do

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than stand in a field
freezing my 'nads off?

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Hey, who wants to help me
connect the dots?

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Sorry, 'nads.
Let's go.

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What is
all that noise?

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Oh, Bob's cutting down
a tree in his front yard.

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By himself?!

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Doesn't he know
that's incredibly dangerous?!

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Yeah. But you know
what they say about Bob.

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He's stupid.

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Oh, red.

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Is that any way
to talk about a friend?!

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A stupid friend!

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Bob: Timberrrr!

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Oh, nooooo!

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Oh, damn it.

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Did Bob kill me?

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Oh, but he just feels
super bad about it.

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Mm-hmm.

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So...

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Where is everyone?

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Boy, you can hardly tell

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where your head
was crushed.

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Ha ha ha!

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Where are all my friends?

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You don't really
have any friends, red.

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You know, it's an
unfortunate side effect

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of telling everybody
to... to...

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Stick it up their butts.

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Yeah.

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Gee, I guess you're right,
kitty.

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Maybe I should have been
nicer.

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Yeah.

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Oh, well,
hindsight's 20-20.

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Ha ha.

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You just lie back
and enjoy your coffin.

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Ooh. Satin.

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That's nice.

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Red! Red...

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I'm so sorry!

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It was an accident.

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Bob, I never thought
I'd say this...

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But I'm glad
you're my friend.

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Red?

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I never thought
I'd say this, but...

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You smell nice.

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Jackie, that's really annoying.
Would you knock it off, Hyde?

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Donna, is there something
you need to talk about?

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Oh, crap. Do you need
to talk about something?

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Donna and Eric:
Can you keep a secret?

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Not really.

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Yeah. Unless I can
burn you with it later.

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I'm holding out on Eric.

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I'm holding out
on Donna.

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Donna, that's great!

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Oh, forman,
that's hysterical.

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Hyde and Jackie:
So how long has it been?

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Donna and Eric:
3 of the longest days

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of my life.

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Donna and Eric:
Maybe I should just cave.

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Hyde and Jackie: No!

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Hey, if you cave,
she owns you.

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When he caves,

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you own him.

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Yeah, but
there's no way

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she wants it
as bad as I do.

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Can you blame her?

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I think I want it
more than Eric.

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Eew. Why?

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Forman...

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Sex is how women
control men.

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Donna...

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Sex is how we
control men.

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If they ever find out
we want it, too...

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We'll never get
jewelry again.

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Secretly, I believe they
like it as much as we do.

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Oh, you and your
crazy conspiracies.

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Hyde,
what are you doing?

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This means something.

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This is important.

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00:10:11,934 --> 00:10:15,667
Well, this is a close
encounter of the potato kind.

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Ha ha ha ha!

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I'm sorry.

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How's it goin',
guys?

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Good to see you all.

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Kitty, I've been thinking,

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it might be fun

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to have our friends
over for a party.

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Whoo-hoo!
Party at red's!

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Are you feeling
ok, red?

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Oh, honey, honey,
don't touch him.

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Yeah, I'm fine.

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Ok, well, I just...

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I have never heard you
use the words

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fun, friends, and party
all in the same sentence.

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I have, Mrs. Forman.

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For instance...

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"Eric, I had fun
ruining the party

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for you and your friends."

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00:11:02,265 --> 00:11:04,499
Yeah, that was fun.

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00:11:05,399 --> 00:11:08,133
Well, I think a party
is a great idea, red.

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00:11:08,232 --> 00:11:10,299
Great. Then it's settled.

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00:11:11,867 --> 00:11:14,166
How ya doin' there,
sabu?

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00:11:19,100 --> 00:11:21,166
He smells nice.

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00:11:29,566 --> 00:11:30,566
Hello, Donna.
Hello, Eric.

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I have come
to work on our report.

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Excellent. May I take
your coat for you?

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00:11:34,666 --> 00:11:36,232
Of course.

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00:11:43,967 --> 00:11:45,033
Holy crap!

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She is so sexy!

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Be strong!

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Fight back.

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Use the look.

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Oh, no, not the look.

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It's so...

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00:12:00,066 --> 00:12:01,699
Wait. I find this hot?

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00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:03,100
What is wrong with me?

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00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:06,599
Come on, pinciotti,
counterattack.

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Oops.

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00:12:17,265 --> 00:12:18,900
Look away!

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00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:20,532
Ohh, I can't look away.

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00:12:20,632 --> 00:12:22,499
Must touch...

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00:12:22,599 --> 00:12:24,767
No! Be strong!

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00:12:27,867 --> 00:12:30,666
Well, Donna,
if you would...

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Refer to page 83.

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Oh, the ear!

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Damn him!

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00:12:41,033 --> 00:12:44,066
Wait. Must win this
for womankind.

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00:12:44,166 --> 00:12:47,200
Must crush Eric.

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Red alert.

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She is touching
your thigh.

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00:12:55,766 --> 00:12:56,867
Oh, no.

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Plan backfiring.

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Thigh so warm.

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Inviting.

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00:13:01,900 --> 00:13:04,466
Bony, but nice.

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00:13:08,066 --> 00:13:08,967
Kitty: Donna.

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00:13:09,066 --> 00:13:10,499
Your mother's
on the phone.

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00:13:10,599 --> 00:13:12,299
Oh, thank god!

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00:13:14,100 --> 00:13:15,632
So, Eric,
everything all right?

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00:13:15,733 --> 00:13:18,200
Fine! Shut the door, please!

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Hey, dudes.

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Leo, what are you
doing here, man?

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Wow. That's a really
good question, man.

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00:13:56,366 --> 00:13:57,266
Leo?

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00:13:57,366 --> 00:14:00,233
I'm workin'
on it, man.

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00:14:00,967 --> 00:14:03,566
Chocodile?

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00:14:03,666 --> 00:14:04,666
What's that?

275
00:14:04,699 --> 00:14:06,867
It's a twinkie wrapped
in chocolate, man.

276
00:14:06,967 --> 00:14:07,967
No!

277
00:14:08,033 --> 00:14:09,733
In the sky.
Those lights.

278
00:14:09,833 --> 00:14:11,766
I think
that's a ufo.

279
00:14:13,100 --> 00:14:16,266
It's just a plane.

280
00:14:16,366 --> 00:14:19,200
They're all just planes.

281
00:14:19,300 --> 00:14:22,967
Yeah... well,
we'll see about that.

282
00:14:24,100 --> 00:14:25,133
Ah! Heh heh.

283
00:14:25,233 --> 00:14:27,166
Now I got
photographic evidence.

284
00:14:27,266 --> 00:14:30,333
Of what,
that planes can fly?

285
00:14:31,133 --> 00:14:32,833
I saw a ufo once.

286
00:14:32,934 --> 00:14:35,066
Man, it was awesome.

287
00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:37,766
It just hung
in the air.

288
00:14:37,866 --> 00:14:40,566
And then it sent me
a message.

289
00:14:40,666 --> 00:14:42,566
Big bright yellow
letters.

290
00:14:42,666 --> 00:14:46,066
It told me I was going
to have a good year.

291
00:14:48,333 --> 00:14:52,133
Did this by any chance
happen at a football game?

292
00:14:53,566 --> 00:14:55,266
Yeah, man.

293
00:14:56,866 --> 00:14:57,967
And the weird
thing was,

294
00:14:58,066 --> 00:15:01,499
I was the only one
freakin' out about it.

295
00:15:04,466 --> 00:15:05,866
Wait a second.

296
00:15:05,967 --> 00:15:07,967
Good year?

297
00:15:08,066 --> 00:15:10,934
Ah, it was a terrible year, man.

298
00:15:11,033 --> 00:15:13,566
Stupid aliens.

299
00:15:14,967 --> 00:15:15,866
Hey, red!

300
00:15:15,967 --> 00:15:17,266
I was just telling
Tony here

301
00:15:17,367 --> 00:15:19,400
how I almost
killed you with a tree.

302
00:15:19,499 --> 00:15:20,632
Ooh.

303
00:15:20,733 --> 00:15:21,532
Close call like that

304
00:15:21,632 --> 00:15:22,943
can really make you
think, huh, red?

305
00:15:22,967 --> 00:15:24,333
You bet.

306
00:15:24,432 --> 00:15:26,333
You know, it's like
I was upset

307
00:15:26,432 --> 00:15:29,532
that you hadn't returned
my hedge clippers.

308
00:15:29,632 --> 00:15:32,400
Oh, shoot. I think I gave
those to my brother-in-law.

309
00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:33,566
Ha ha ha ha ha.

310
00:15:34,766 --> 00:15:36,499
You did, did you?

311
00:15:36,599 --> 00:15:38,333
Oh, well. That's ok.

312
00:15:38,433 --> 00:15:40,242
I mean, it's not like
you stole them or anything.

313
00:15:40,266 --> 00:15:43,200
You just took 'em
and never returned 'em.

314
00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:44,666
Which is different.

315
00:15:44,766 --> 00:15:45,666
Somehow.

316
00:15:45,766 --> 00:15:47,532
Ha ha ha ha ha.

317
00:15:47,632 --> 00:15:49,133
Ha!

318
00:15:49,233 --> 00:15:52,233
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.

319
00:15:52,333 --> 00:15:54,333
Mom, could I
ask you a question?

320
00:15:54,433 --> 00:15:55,799
In your relationship
with dad,

321
00:15:55,899 --> 00:15:58,000
have you ever...
Let an argument

322
00:15:58,100 --> 00:16:00,632
cross into other parts
of your relationship?

323
00:16:00,733 --> 00:16:02,933
What do you mean?

324
00:16:03,033 --> 00:16:05,100
You know, I mean...

325
00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:07,532
Do you ever...

326
00:16:07,632 --> 00:16:09,033
Not have sex with dad?

327
00:16:09,133 --> 00:16:13,333
Sure! I'm not having sex
with him right now.

328
00:16:15,599 --> 00:16:18,433
No, mom, I mean, like, in an
argument, to get your way?

329
00:16:18,532 --> 00:16:21,300
You can do that?

330
00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:22,766
Yeah.

331
00:16:22,866 --> 00:16:24,266
I just wonder
if it's wrong.

332
00:16:24,367 --> 00:16:26,499
Donna, you're saying,

333
00:16:26,599 --> 00:16:29,200
by my not having sex
with your father,

334
00:16:29,300 --> 00:16:32,467
I can get him
to paint the bathroom?

335
00:16:32,566 --> 00:16:34,400
Yeah.

336
00:16:34,499 --> 00:16:36,467
But don't you think it
hurts the relationship?

337
00:16:36,566 --> 00:16:40,333
Blah, blah, blah. I'm getting
my bathroom painted.

338
00:16:47,233 --> 00:16:49,866
And 2 of them
to turn the ladder.

339
00:16:49,966 --> 00:16:51,566
Hoo ha ha ha ha!

340
00:16:51,666 --> 00:16:53,333
Ha ha ha ha.

341
00:16:53,433 --> 00:16:54,666
Yeah.

342
00:16:54,766 --> 00:16:56,233
Yeah,
those Polish people,

343
00:16:56,333 --> 00:16:58,500
they sure don't know
much about light bulbs.

344
00:16:59,632 --> 00:17:00,500
Exactly.

345
00:17:00,599 --> 00:17:03,532
2 of them turn the
ladder, you know...

346
00:17:08,966 --> 00:17:10,999
So Sammy Davis Jr.,
the pope,

347
00:17:11,100 --> 00:17:13,100
and this Polish guy
are on a plane, see,

348
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,799
and there's only
the one parachute...

349
00:17:17,966 --> 00:17:18,966
Hey, red.

350
00:17:19,032 --> 00:17:20,343
Seeing as how
you're dead and all,

351
00:17:20,367 --> 00:17:22,266
can I have those shoes?

352
00:17:23,599 --> 00:17:25,266
Get away from him.

353
00:17:26,266 --> 00:17:27,833
Red, honey. Ha ha.

354
00:17:27,933 --> 00:17:29,699
Your funeral's
a big hit.

355
00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:32,100
You are
corpse of the year.

356
00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:33,999
Just put the lid on,
kitty.

357
00:17:34,100 --> 00:17:36,400
I need some
freakin' quiet.

358
00:17:44,833 --> 00:17:45,899
Are you having fun?

359
00:17:45,999 --> 00:17:48,032
No.

360
00:17:48,133 --> 00:17:50,032
Turns out
I was mistaken.

361
00:17:50,133 --> 00:17:51,266
Life is too short

362
00:17:51,367 --> 00:17:53,166
to spend it with
people who annoy you.

363
00:17:53,266 --> 00:17:55,632
I... I just want to
spend it with people

364
00:17:55,733 --> 00:17:57,766
I really, really love.

365
00:17:57,866 --> 00:17:59,367
Like you.

366
00:17:59,467 --> 00:18:00,699
And, uh...

367
00:18:00,799 --> 00:18:03,133
Well, mostly just you.

368
00:18:05,866 --> 00:18:06,866
Everybody...

369
00:18:06,933 --> 00:18:09,799
Thanks for being here.

370
00:18:09,899 --> 00:18:11,766
And I just want to say...

371
00:18:11,866 --> 00:18:13,666
When my time comes,

372
00:18:13,766 --> 00:18:16,133
I want to be buried
facedown,

373
00:18:16,233 --> 00:18:19,632
so that anyone
who doesn't like me...

374
00:18:19,733 --> 00:18:21,632
Can kiss my ass.

375
00:18:31,899 --> 00:18:34,400
Ha ha ha ha ha.

376
00:18:43,065 --> 00:18:45,367
Hey, kelso, man, I
brought you your film.

377
00:18:45,467 --> 00:18:47,933
Ufo pictures
came out ok.

378
00:18:48,032 --> 00:18:49,032
Hah!

379
00:18:49,065 --> 00:18:50,400
Proof!

380
00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:53,533
These naked ones of you
are far more interesting, man.

381
00:18:56,333 --> 00:18:58,200
What? Those were on
that roll?

382
00:18:58,300 --> 00:19:00,500
You know, I don't see
a ufo,

383
00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:03,500
but I can definitely
see uranus.

384
00:19:12,065 --> 00:19:14,699
It's a planet,
but it's also your butt.

385
00:19:14,799 --> 00:19:16,866
You guys are so immature.

386
00:19:16,966 --> 00:19:19,400
Kelso, why are you squirting
water out of your mouth?

387
00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:21,065
I was a fountain!

388
00:19:21,933 --> 00:19:24,065
I totally got it, man. It's art.

389
00:19:27,433 --> 00:19:28,699
Damn.

390
00:19:30,132 --> 00:19:31,032
Hey, you guys
want to see

391
00:19:31,132 --> 00:19:32,866
the other set
he brought?

392
00:19:32,966 --> 00:19:33,966
Naked.

393
00:19:34,032 --> 00:19:35,233
Aww!

394
00:19:44,667 --> 00:19:47,400
Donna... we've got to
get this thing done.

395
00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:49,400
This report is due
in 6 hours.

396
00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:51,799
Yeah, Eric, I've been
thinking about it.

397
00:19:52,966 --> 00:19:54,533
This whole cold war
standoff...

398
00:19:54,633 --> 00:19:55,999
It's ridiculous.

399
00:19:56,099 --> 00:19:58,132
Neither side is getting
what it wants.

400
00:19:59,333 --> 00:20:03,065
So what you're saying is...

401
00:20:03,165 --> 00:20:05,966
By hurting each other,
they're actually...

402
00:20:06,065 --> 00:20:07,467
Hurting themselves.

403
00:20:07,567 --> 00:20:08,799
Yeah.

404
00:20:08,899 --> 00:20:10,766
It must be
incredibly frustrating

405
00:20:10,866 --> 00:20:12,733
for both sides.

406
00:20:14,266 --> 00:20:15,766
Both of them are just
building up

407
00:20:15,866 --> 00:20:16,866
and building up.

408
00:20:16,933 --> 00:20:18,866
The urge to launch
a first strike

409
00:20:18,966 --> 00:20:21,633
must be overwhelming.

410
00:20:21,733 --> 00:20:23,799
And painful.

411
00:20:25,367 --> 00:20:26,899
Donna,
in a lot of ways

412
00:20:26,999 --> 00:20:30,099
what we're going through here
is just like the Cuban missile crisis.

413
00:20:30,199 --> 00:20:32,899
Except in our case
it's a...

414
00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:35,567
Missile crisis.

415
00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:39,032
Eric, you're right.

416
00:20:39,132 --> 00:20:40,300
It's time for detente.

417
00:20:43,032 --> 00:20:45,099
Wait. What about
our disagreement?

418
00:20:45,199 --> 00:20:46,567
I don't care.
You win, ok?

419
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:52,333
What?

420
00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:53,400
It just...

421
00:20:53,433 --> 00:20:54,667
I can't believe
you caved.

422
00:20:54,766 --> 00:20:56,165
Wait until I tell Hyde.

423
00:20:58,132 --> 00:21:01,633
No. No.
Where are you going?

424
00:21:01,734 --> 00:21:02,866
Suddenly i'm...

425
00:21:02,966 --> 00:21:03,966
I'm not in the mood.

426
00:21:03,999 --> 00:21:05,433
You're lying!

427
00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:10,165
Donna, we're past the
point of no return here.

428
00:21:10,265 --> 00:21:13,799
Eric, girls don't have
a point of no return.

429
00:21:13,899 --> 00:21:16,433
So, see you tomorrow.

430
00:21:18,367 --> 00:21:19,633
Donna?

431
00:21:19,734 --> 00:21:21,700
Yes, Eric?

432
00:21:23,567 --> 00:21:24,567
I cave.

433
00:21:24,633 --> 00:21:26,567
Oh, thank god,
'cause I was just bluffing.

434
00:21:26,591 --> 00:21:31,591
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