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All right, Hyde.
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Your dad's apartment is
the perfect place for a party.
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It's already trashed.
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Even if half the people we invited
show up, this party's gonna rock.
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- Did you find the cups?
- Nope.
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Even better,
a plastic tube and a funnel.
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All this and a dirty funnel?
Merry Christmas to me.
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Yeah, we don't even have to
worry about germs,
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because even though our spit
backs up in the tube,
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the alcohol kills them.
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- We're leaving.
- So leaving.
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Wait, you're leaving?
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Yeah, see, when I was a little
girl, I made a promise to myself.
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"Self," I said,
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"if you're ever about to suck beer out of
a funnel that might give you mono, don't."
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So, bye-bye.
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All right, Kelso, I'm gonna nix the funnel
on account of I think it repels women.
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Hey, any woman who doesn't appreciate
a nice funnel isn't much of a woman.
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- Hey, guys.
- Hey.
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What's with the keg?
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Throwing a little party. You
know, 'tis the season to get sloppy.
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- Well...
- You're cool with this, right?
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Sure, yeah. Cool dad,
that's me. Totally cool dad.
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Hey, listen. Have a merry, uh,
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keg party.
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Mr. Hyde, you're the best.
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Yeah, you're the best.
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Will you be my daddy?
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I'm not kidding.
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Seriously.
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- Hey, Fez, can you
grab this for me?
- Sure.
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You know, Kelso,
four times is not funny.
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Um, yes, it is.
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- Guess who?
- Eric, it's your mum!
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I'm not...
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♪ Deck the halls
with boughs of holly
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♪ Fa la la la la ♪
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Oh, you're caroling.
That is so odd.
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Well, happy holidays.
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Look what I brought.
Mistletoe!
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Uh-oh.
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Uh-oh.
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Uh-oh.
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♪ Fa la la la la ♪
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Now, Steven, I brought some beautiful
Christmas ornaments to hang on your
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antenna.
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Mrs. Forman, you're not
checking up on me, are you?
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No, no. I'm just spreading
a little holiday cheer.
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Dusty.
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Oh, and this blanket, it needs
a nice Christmas washing.
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No, no, no, no, no!
That's Bud's Christmas stool.
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Very sentimental. If anybody
touches it, he just goes nuts, so...
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Huh.
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- Well, I don't quite
believe you, but okay.
- Okay.
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So Bud left
you boys here unsupervised?
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Oh.
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Salami in the couch.
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Now, that's sanitary.
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Okay, okay, then...
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Why don't you boys
hang up those angels?
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And, Eric, come in here
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and help me with the
traditional holiday floor wax.
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Mum, seriously, we're okay.
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Okay? You can go, really.
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Oh, good. Fez is making ice.
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all, all right
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♪ We're all, all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Listen to this.
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"Corner him under the mistletoe. Eight
ways to trick a guy into a relationship."
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I love the holidays.
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Yeah, hanging your stocking,
putting cookies out for Santa,
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setting a mantrap.
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Mmm, Christmas.
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You know, Donna, this'll be the first year
I celebrate Christmas without a boyfriend.
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And Jesus wept.
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So here's my new plan
for the year.
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Buy some really cute tops, fly to
Hollywood, and marry Lee Majors.
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Make fun of that, I dare you.
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Jackie, there are so many ways
to make fun of that
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I don't even know
where to start.
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It's like choosing
your favorite jellybean.
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Donna, be nice to me.
I'm lonely.
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I mean, okay, if there were mistletoe
over me right now who would kiss me?
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No one, that's who.
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Being alone isn't that bad.
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It's a great opportunity
to get to know yourself
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and be comfortable
with who you are.
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Donna, I already love myself.
I just wanna French someone.
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I miss my funnel.
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- Eric, drink.
- Okay.
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If I was Tattoo,
and I lived on Fantasy Island,
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my fantasy would be to
not be a midget. Am I right?
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Eenie, meenie, miney, Forman.
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You know, Hyde, at first I thought
your dad was a real dirt bag.
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But I've come to realize that
there's a fine line between dirt bag
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and Father of the Year!
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Damn.
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Fellows, I have to be honest.
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I've never played quarters
before, so I probably stink.
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Oh. Happy day. Eric.
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Man, this is the worst game
in the world.
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I'm so thirsty.
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Damn it! Eric, drink!
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I mean, he lives on Fantasy
Island, man, and he's a midget!
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It's so obvious.
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Hmm.
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Forman.
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Does anyone else feel
kind of woozy?
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Oh, what the hell, man?
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If I make this shot, I promise
I will not pick you, Eric.
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I pick you, Eric.
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It's fun to lie.
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Donna, that's Fireman Rob and
Fireman Dean. They're firemen!
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Jackie, they're like 40.
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Whatever. They're firemen!
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Two hot firemen in a bar.
This is just like that play I wrote.
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Okay, give me five minutes.
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I'll pick the one I want,
and you can have the other.
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Hello! I'm dating
someone, Eric.
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Donna, Dean can
bench-press a keg.
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Eric can't even
bench-press a cup.
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He can, too.
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Rob, Dean, this is Donna.
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So what do you girls do?
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That's funny you should ask.
We go to high school!
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- Any outside interests?
- Uh-huh. High school guys!
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Kelso, it's fine.
I'm not that drunk.
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I just...
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I just can't walk or see.
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Man, that was...
That was a great party!
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You know
who doesn't like parties?
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Red.
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"I'm Red!
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"I don't like parties
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"because I'm a big,
bald party pooper!"
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Uh-oh.
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Uh-oh.
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Son of a bitch!
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Eric, when did
you eat spaghetti?
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I knew something was
going on at Bud's.
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When I went over there, the
only thing in the fridge, olives.
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And poor Fez
had ice in his pants.
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My head hurts.
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That's your brain trying to
comprehend its own stupidity.
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I mean, what kind of parent leaves a
bunch of teenagers alone with a keg?
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A fun one?
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Hey, Jim Beam, can it.
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- Red, you need to
have a talk with Bud.
- No.
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Eric's home now.
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And what goes on between Bud and
Steven is between Bud and Steven.
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He's just not a good dad.
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Well, you know what?
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I agree. So, I think
we should get in the car,
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pick up Steven, and move him
back in with us and feed him
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and clothe him and love him.
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No.
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I'm not loving anybody that
I'm not legally required to.
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Fine, I'll call Bud.
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- And, Eric,
I'll deal with you later.
- Thank you.
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Mummy, I don't feel so good.
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Well, if you're gonna get sick again,
why don't you throw up under the tree
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because Christmas is ruined!
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Oh, no.
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So tell me more
about the big ladder thingy.
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The cherry picker?
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Funny story. True story.
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Okay, Jackie, this is a
nightmare, and we're leaving.
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Okay.
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Look, Donna,
you have a boyfriend, I don't.
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And maybe I don't want to
sit home alone every night.
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And if somebody doesn't tell me
I'm cute in the next five minutes,
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I'm gonna scream!
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Hi. Sorry, my friend
was being a wet blanket.
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Well, maybe I should
talk to her.
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I mean, a wet blanket's
a fireman's best friend.
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Boy, something about you
is so familiar.
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You know,
I get that all the time.
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See, from the right,
I look like Gidget
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and from the left, I look like
Elizabeth Taylor. Neat, huh?
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Oh, it's your laugh!
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You know, I used to date
a girl with the same laugh,
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but that was 20 years ago.
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She dumped me
and married some rich lawyer.
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Burk... Burkhart.
That was it.
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Oh, my God, that's my name,
and my dad's a rich lawyer!
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Oh, my God!
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So, Jackie, was this
in the play you wrote?
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Kitty, why are you smoking?
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It's my Yuletide cigarette.
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To celebrate all the children
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who spend black Christmases
with bad parents.
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Kitty, put that out.
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Back off, Grinch.
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Hey, Red. Hey, Kitty.
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Bad parent.
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- Is she all right?
- Hmm?
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Oh, yeah. Sit down, Bud.
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Kitty, sweetheart,
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why don't you leave us alone
for a minute?
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A boy can't live on olives.
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Bud...
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Eric just came back from
your place falling-down drunk.
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He threw up on my shoes.
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Now, what were you thinking,
leaving kids alone with a keg?
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Look, Red, I've never
really been a dad before.
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I'm just trying to...
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I don't know, take it easy,
be his friend.
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Why would you be friends
with a 17-year-old?
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They're idiots.
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Bud, being a teenager
is like being in combat.
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One minute you're crawling
around half-blind,
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the next, you're looking
for your own foot.
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- Follow me?
- Not really.
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I was a conscientious Canadian.
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Well, if you weren't chicken,
and you did fight,
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who would you want as
your lieutenant, me or you?
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Well, you, 'cause you're
mean and scary.
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That's right. Steven doesn't
need another friend, Bud.
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Steven needs
somebody to ride his ass.
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He may not like it.
He may not thank you for it.
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He may do impressions of you
behind your back.
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He thinks he's so damn funny.
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But the point is,
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he'll know right from wrong
because you did your job.
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Bread, ham, bananas, milk,
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because there are
four food groups, Bud, four!
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I am so grossed out.
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I need a Calgon bath, a facial,
some Tater Tots, and some Jean Nate.
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- This night was the worst.
- I know.
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I mean, I am not
gonna find love in a bar.
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All I'm gonna find there are
guys who used to French my mom.
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I mean, just this morning, I was
playing with my Pretty Ponies.
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And look what you've
done to me, Donna, look!
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Me?
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I'm not the one who hooked up
with the Volunteer Fire Department.
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I am never gonna meet anybody,
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and I'm never,
ever gonna feel better, ever.
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Jackie, when you're sad, you
look exactly like Mary Tyler Moore.
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Oh, my God! Donna, I do!
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I am gonna make it after all!
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Damn!
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Okay, everybody, here we go.
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Now, if I catch on fire,
you promise to put me out?
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Well, I'm sure someone will.
Right, guys?
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Okay, great.
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Steven, I gotta talk...
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- What the hell are you doing?
- It is complicated.
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All right, that's it.
Party's over. Everybody out.
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What the hell
are you doing, Bud?
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Steven, this place
is a madhouse.
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The kids are all over the place, and
this guy could've burst into flames.
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Well, we'll never know now,
will we, Bud?
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Look, Eric went home so drunk,
he threw up all over Red's shoes.
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That's good stuff.
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No, it's not good stuff. And you
know what else? It's forbidden.
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So, what, you're, like,
trying to play father now?
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I'm not playing.
I am your father.
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You wanna stay here,
you're gonna do what I tell you.
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- Oh, really?
- Yeah, really.
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I'll be damned
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if you're gonna end up looking
for your own foot on my watch!
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Now, clean up all this crap, take the
trash out, and eat a banana, dumb ass!
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Now he's all strict.
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I gotta do my homework, and
he keeps talking about nutrition.
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So, I guess, what I'm hearing
from all this is,
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Hyde loves his daddy.
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- Shut up, Forman. I do not.
- Yes, you do. Yes, you do.
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And Daddy loves his little Hyde.
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And that's why he yells
at him, and tucks him into bed
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and puts on his little footsie pajamas,
and reads him bedtime stories!
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Hey, thanks, Steven.
I'll take over from here.
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- Now, about last night.
- You know what, Dad?
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Before you get started,
I know what you're gonna say.
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Oh, really?
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What do you know?
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That I was irresponsible
and stupid.
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And I have it
on good authority that I
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may have called you something.
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Like, um,
"big, bald party pooper"?
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For instance. But the point
is, Dad, I'm really ashamed
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and sorry and afraid.
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Hmm.
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Okay. Well, that covers it.
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Okay, good talk.
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That's it?
I get off scot-free?
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I mean,
I learnt a valuable lesson?
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Look, Son, you're grown up now.
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You know what you did wrong.
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And I am too tired to keep thinking up
new and exciting ways to punish you.
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So, merry Christmas.
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Are you kidding me?
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I don't get in trouble, and you're
giving me a Christmas present?
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Oh, boy, this is
the best Christmas ever!
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Actually, you know,
this really smells.
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Yeah, those are my shoes
from last night.
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Clean them, buff them,
and shine them.
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Ho-ho-ho!
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Dumb ass!
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Damn.
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Damn it.
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Oh, come on!
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