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Sorry, Pez. 22 00:00:20,146 --> 00:00:21,397 Let's drink. 23 00:00:23,525 --> 00:00:26,528 - So, fellas, school let out early? - Yeah, we're just... 24 00:00:26,569 --> 00:00:29,447 - Kelso, shut up. - I mean, no. 25 00:00:29,489 --> 00:00:31,073 No, we're old. 26 00:00:32,951 --> 00:00:35,871 We're workers. We're all construction workers. 27 00:00:35,912 --> 00:00:38,623 Hey, fellas, did you see that brick today? 28 00:00:38,665 --> 00:00:39,708 Whoo! 29 00:00:40,667 --> 00:00:42,460 Relax, guys. 30 00:00:42,502 --> 00:00:45,342 It's Serve a Minor Night at the old Don't-Have-a-Liquor-License Saloon. 31 00:00:47,632 --> 00:00:49,217 You look familiar. Do I know you? 32 00:00:50,552 --> 00:00:52,428 I should hope so, Dad. 33 00:00:58,393 --> 00:01:00,186 ♪ Hanging out 34 00:01:02,104 --> 00:01:03,815 ♪ Down the street 35 00:01:05,650 --> 00:01:07,318 ♪ The same old thing 36 00:01:09,153 --> 00:01:11,072 ♪ We did last week 37 00:01:12,490 --> 00:01:15,785 ♪ Not a thing to do 38 00:01:16,703 --> 00:01:20,289 ♪ But talk to you 39 00:01:20,331 --> 00:01:22,166 ♪ We're all all right 40 00:01:22,208 --> 00:01:24,502 ♪ We're all all right ♪ 41 00:01:24,544 --> 00:01:26,671 Hello, Wisconsin! 42 00:01:33,053 --> 00:01:36,639 Hey! Steven! 43 00:01:36,681 --> 00:01:39,183 Wow! So you're Hyde's dad. 44 00:01:39,225 --> 00:01:40,852 Well, that's what his mother says. 45 00:01:40,894 --> 00:01:42,979 Kidding. 46 00:01:43,021 --> 00:01:45,105 Hello, Mr. Hyde's Dad. I am Pez. 47 00:01:47,692 --> 00:01:50,028 - I've heard much about you. - Good things, I hope. 48 00:01:50,070 --> 00:01:51,487 Well, if running out on your family 49 00:01:51,529 --> 00:01:53,406 and becoming a drunk is good, then yes. 50 00:01:57,077 --> 00:02:00,204 Okay, guys. Let's look over here. 51 00:02:06,127 --> 00:02:07,128 Wow! 52 00:02:08,588 --> 00:02:10,214 Look at you! 53 00:02:10,256 --> 00:02:12,759 You're bigger. 54 00:02:14,343 --> 00:02:15,971 And you got your mom's hair 55 00:02:17,555 --> 00:02:18,974 and her sideburns. 56 00:02:22,727 --> 00:02:25,396 - So how long has it been? - Eight years, 51 days. 57 00:02:25,438 --> 00:02:27,273 Wow! 58 00:02:27,315 --> 00:02:30,068 - Time really flies when you're... - Drunk? 59 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:33,863 I was gonna say "having fun", but same thing. 60 00:02:35,197 --> 00:02:38,118 Yeah, so, how long you been back for? 61 00:02:38,159 --> 00:02:41,955 Well, let's see. That must be about a year. 62 00:02:41,997 --> 00:02:44,499 - A year? - Yeah. Hey, I was gonna call you, but... 63 00:02:44,540 --> 00:02:47,209 You were gonna call me? Oh, man, that makes you, like... 64 00:02:47,251 --> 00:02:48,962 I don't know, what, Father of the Year? 65 00:02:51,213 --> 00:02:52,632 I'll see you around, Dad. 66 00:02:55,301 --> 00:02:59,097 Oh, man, Hyde's upset. Better go see how he is. 67 00:02:59,139 --> 00:03:01,307 Yep. One more round, we'll go see how he is. 68 00:03:09,691 --> 00:03:11,985 Hello! 69 00:03:12,027 --> 00:03:15,279 She is just my type, naked. 70 00:03:17,657 --> 00:03:19,199 I, too, like the naked ladies. 71 00:03:19,993 --> 00:03:21,285 I find them so 72 00:03:21,786 --> 00:03:22,829 naked. 73 00:03:23,830 --> 00:03:26,206 Yeah, that's realistic. 74 00:03:26,248 --> 00:03:28,626 I think I'm gonna change the oil in my car, 75 00:03:28,668 --> 00:03:33,089 but first, I'm gonna take off everything but my cowboy boots! 76 00:03:33,131 --> 00:03:35,967 Well, sure. I mean, if you're in bare feet, you could slip in the oil. 77 00:03:36,009 --> 00:03:37,218 Come on, Donna. Safety first. 78 00:03:39,512 --> 00:03:40,596 Whoa! 79 00:03:40,638 --> 00:03:43,058 "Surefire Ways To Pick Up Women." 80 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:47,020 What kind of lonely losers read this stuff, anyway? 81 00:03:48,897 --> 00:03:50,231 Give me. 82 00:03:52,525 --> 00:03:55,653 "Look deep into her eyes and use her name often, 83 00:03:55,695 --> 00:03:57,655 "showing that this conversation is just for her." 84 00:03:59,824 --> 00:04:01,034 Ahem. Hey, Donna. 85 00:04:03,036 --> 00:04:05,556 I think they're onto something, Donna. What do you think, Donna? 86 00:04:06,956 --> 00:04:10,251 Oh, my God. I'm taking off my shirt. Stop it, hands! Stop it! 87 00:04:18,718 --> 00:04:22,555 Well, Steven, honey, you haven't touched your sandwich. 88 00:04:22,597 --> 00:04:25,808 - You feel okay? - Yeah. I'm just not hungry. 89 00:04:25,850 --> 00:04:29,270 Oh, Steven, are you finally tired of freeloading? 90 00:04:30,605 --> 00:04:32,314 Can it, Laurie. 91 00:04:32,356 --> 00:04:35,484 All I'm saying is Daddy works really hard and nothing here is cheap. 92 00:04:35,526 --> 00:04:36,736 Except you. 93 00:04:42,658 --> 00:04:44,577 Believe me, I'm not cheap. 94 00:04:44,619 --> 00:04:46,079 Fine. Free. Whatever. 95 00:04:48,957 --> 00:04:50,917 Hey, honey, I'm home. 96 00:04:51,751 --> 00:04:55,463 Oh, good. The hippie's here. 97 00:04:55,504 --> 00:04:59,217 Hyde, man, your dad come by looking for you, man, 98 00:04:59,259 --> 00:05:02,428 which is really freaky, 'cause I thought this bald dude was your dad. 99 00:05:06,057 --> 00:05:07,308 Thanks, Leo. 100 00:05:12,105 --> 00:05:14,232 Steven's father is in town? 101 00:05:14,274 --> 00:05:16,609 Yeah, right. Like he even knows who his father is. 102 00:05:20,655 --> 00:05:22,055 Eric, you know something about this? 103 00:05:22,657 --> 00:05:23,657 She's a bitch. 104 00:05:26,119 --> 00:05:28,997 Right, okay, uh, yeah. 105 00:05:29,038 --> 00:05:31,249 We bumped into Hyde's dad last night. 106 00:05:31,291 --> 00:05:33,501 He'd been back in town, like, a year. 107 00:05:33,542 --> 00:05:35,044 Hadn't even talked to his own son. 108 00:05:35,086 --> 00:05:36,796 Cool egg salad, man. 109 00:05:38,214 --> 00:05:40,549 Well, I'm gonna talk to Steven 110 00:05:40,591 --> 00:05:42,927 and see how he's feeling about this. 111 00:05:42,969 --> 00:05:44,512 You know what, Mom? I wouldn't do that. 112 00:05:44,553 --> 00:05:46,848 Hyde really likes to bottle those things up. 113 00:05:46,889 --> 00:05:49,267 Good for him. That's where those feelings should be kept. 114 00:05:51,727 --> 00:05:54,563 Well, what is he gonna do? Pretend he doesn't have a father? 115 00:05:54,605 --> 00:05:57,275 Kitty, this is a family issue, 116 00:05:57,317 --> 00:05:59,359 and for once, it's not about our family. 117 00:06:00,528 --> 00:06:03,405 Look, the bond between a father and a son 118 00:06:03,447 --> 00:06:06,492 is complex and subtle. 119 00:06:06,534 --> 00:06:08,494 You wipe that damn smirk off your face! 120 00:06:12,540 --> 00:06:14,876 Red, when we took that boy into our home, 121 00:06:14,917 --> 00:06:17,377 it became our job to see him through thick and thin, 122 00:06:17,419 --> 00:06:18,587 and now it's thick. 123 00:06:21,299 --> 00:06:24,927 Or thin. I don't know, but he needs us. 124 00:06:24,969 --> 00:06:27,763 Cool egg salad, man. 125 00:06:27,805 --> 00:06:30,516 Fine. Stick your nose in where it doesn't belong. Go ahead. 126 00:06:30,558 --> 00:06:32,392 Okay, will do. 127 00:06:32,434 --> 00:06:34,979 Bud's coming over for drinks tonight. 128 00:06:35,021 --> 00:06:37,899 Mom, do you really want to invite an alcoholic over for cocktails? 129 00:06:39,359 --> 00:06:42,402 Oh, right. Okay, well, I'll just, um... 130 00:06:42,444 --> 00:06:45,156 I'll make him a nice Shirley Temple 131 00:06:45,198 --> 00:06:46,908 and he can fill up on cheese. 132 00:07:01,923 --> 00:07:04,550 You keep a stack of dirty magazines under your bed? 133 00:07:04,592 --> 00:07:07,427 What? No! God, not a stack. 134 00:07:10,639 --> 00:07:14,894 You know, what is a "stack", really? 135 00:07:14,936 --> 00:07:18,189 - Why do you have these down here? - Now, wait, Donna. 136 00:07:18,231 --> 00:07:21,192 Downstairs, you were laughing and cracking jokes about this stuff. 137 00:07:21,234 --> 00:07:23,152 Eric, that was in the basement 138 00:07:23,194 --> 00:07:25,821 with our idiotic friends. 139 00:07:25,863 --> 00:07:28,032 Why do you need them? Aren't I enough? 140 00:07:28,074 --> 00:07:31,452 No. Yeah, oh, you're enough. God, you're plenty. 141 00:07:32,870 --> 00:07:34,997 It's just, uh... 142 00:07:35,039 --> 00:07:39,043 You see, Donna, you see, what I do with dirty magazines is 143 00:07:41,503 --> 00:07:43,464 really only interesting to me. 144 00:07:45,591 --> 00:07:47,218 With the reading of the articles 145 00:07:47,260 --> 00:07:49,387 and the, you know, solving of the puzzles and whatnot. 146 00:07:49,429 --> 00:07:51,198 You know what? I don't wanna know about the "whatnot". 147 00:07:51,222 --> 00:07:52,723 I'm out of here. 148 00:07:57,686 --> 00:07:58,686 Oh, no, girls. 149 00:07:59,939 --> 00:08:00,940 She's onto us. 150 00:08:03,443 --> 00:08:05,486 Hello, Jackie. How are you, Jackie? 151 00:08:06,737 --> 00:08:08,656 - Fine. - I'm glad, Jackie. 152 00:08:08,697 --> 00:08:09,907 I, too, am fine, Jackie. 153 00:08:11,951 --> 00:08:14,203 Do I have a sty? 154 00:08:14,245 --> 00:08:16,789 No, Jackie. You, Jackie, do not have a sty. 155 00:08:18,624 --> 00:08:19,624 Jackie. 156 00:08:21,169 --> 00:08:23,921 Okay, Fez. 157 00:08:23,963 --> 00:08:26,174 I don't know what you're doing, Fez, 158 00:08:26,215 --> 00:08:27,800 but stop doing it, Fez. 159 00:08:30,178 --> 00:08:31,929 Oh, no. Now I am turned on. 160 00:08:37,977 --> 00:08:39,520 Oh, wow, man. 161 00:08:39,561 --> 00:08:42,940 Look at all these different nuts intermingling in one bowl. 162 00:08:44,484 --> 00:08:46,610 It's like Nutstock, man. 163 00:08:48,737 --> 00:08:50,323 Kitty, 164 00:08:50,365 --> 00:08:54,869 I think we should rethink our "Don't Throw Leo Out On His Ass" policy. 165 00:08:57,913 --> 00:09:03,461 No, no. Leo stuck around because he cares about Steven. 166 00:09:03,503 --> 00:09:05,546 And, plus, I can't find my shoes, man. 167 00:09:07,589 --> 00:09:10,134 - Hey. What's going on? - Oh, good news, Steven. 168 00:09:10,176 --> 00:09:13,137 - Your dad's coming over tonight. - Screw that! 169 00:09:13,179 --> 00:09:14,972 No, Steven, it's a good thing, I think. 170 00:09:16,391 --> 00:09:18,791 - I got nothing to say to him! - Well, we have fancy nut mix. 171 00:09:21,270 --> 00:09:25,107 Hey, Red! Remember me? 172 00:09:25,149 --> 00:09:27,568 Of course. I wasn't the one passed out in the gutter. 173 00:09:29,404 --> 00:09:30,672 Yeah, I had this weird condition 174 00:09:30,696 --> 00:09:32,456 where I'd drink a case of beer and fall down. 175 00:09:33,908 --> 00:09:36,452 Hey, Red. Man, you're looking good. 176 00:09:37,161 --> 00:09:39,163 Have you lost hair? 177 00:09:41,332 --> 00:09:42,583 Steven will be right out. 178 00:09:43,876 --> 00:09:46,003 Hey, man, nice shoes. 179 00:09:46,045 --> 00:09:47,255 Are those mine? 180 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:52,218 - Hello, Bud. - Hi. 181 00:09:52,260 --> 00:09:54,595 - Can I go now? - It's "May I go", and no. 182 00:09:55,012 --> 00:09:57,014 So, Bud, 183 00:09:58,224 --> 00:09:59,600 can I get you a drink? 184 00:10:04,063 --> 00:10:06,732 A drink! A drink of soda. 185 00:10:06,774 --> 00:10:09,985 A nice drink of soda, Bud. Plus, we have cheese. 186 00:10:11,862 --> 00:10:13,864 Soda sounds great, Kitty. 187 00:10:13,906 --> 00:10:16,617 - Yeah, I'm off the hooch. - Oh, really? 188 00:10:18,119 --> 00:10:20,621 So, no more boozing. 189 00:10:21,581 --> 00:10:22,998 I heard him. 190 00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:25,585 Yeah. I can finally see clearly. 191 00:10:26,627 --> 00:10:28,129 Isn't it great, man? 192 00:10:31,048 --> 00:10:32,467 It is. 193 00:10:32,508 --> 00:10:35,386 I got a job and an apartment. Color TV. 194 00:10:35,428 --> 00:10:37,638 Ooh, color TV. That's nice. 195 00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:40,266 Wow, Bud, doing great now, huh? 196 00:10:40,308 --> 00:10:42,560 Color TV? Man. 197 00:10:42,602 --> 00:10:45,146 I remember when I was a kid, I didn't even have a father. 198 00:10:52,528 --> 00:10:53,821 Well, well. 199 00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:56,740 Who could have foreseen this terrible... 200 00:10:56,782 --> 00:10:57,782 Can it! 201 00:11:05,874 --> 00:11:08,503 Jackie didn't give me the time of the day. 202 00:11:08,544 --> 00:11:10,254 I hate this stupid magazine. 203 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,111 Oh, no, I didn't mean it. I love you. 204 00:11:16,135 --> 00:11:18,095 Hey, Fez. Check this out. 205 00:11:18,137 --> 00:11:21,974 "Tight pants turn a man's derriere into a lady's dream. 206 00:11:22,016 --> 00:11:24,768 "And an open shirt shows a sexy chest 207 00:11:24,810 --> 00:11:27,687 "and an irresistible joie de vivre." 208 00:11:29,982 --> 00:11:31,150 Really? 209 00:11:32,568 --> 00:11:35,196 I always thought my joie de vivre was in my pants. 210 00:11:39,033 --> 00:11:41,160 Okay, I can't believe I'm asking you guys this, 211 00:11:41,202 --> 00:11:43,496 but if any of you losers had a girlfriend, 212 00:11:43,538 --> 00:11:45,164 would you still look at those magazines? 213 00:11:46,457 --> 00:11:49,502 Hey, I had two girlfriends 214 00:11:49,544 --> 00:11:51,711 and a little action on the side 215 00:11:51,753 --> 00:11:54,089 and I still looked at those magazines. 216 00:11:55,257 --> 00:11:58,844 You had action on the side? Who? 217 00:11:58,886 --> 00:12:02,097 You don't know her. She went to Sacred Heart. 218 00:12:02,139 --> 00:12:04,724 Okay. Anybody here have an opinion who's not a skeevy pig? 219 00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:09,146 I'm glad you asked, Donna. 220 00:12:09,188 --> 00:12:11,482 If I had Jackie, I would never look at those magazines. 221 00:12:13,401 --> 00:12:14,943 Unless she's on the phone 222 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:19,948 or went shopping or took a short nap. 223 00:12:22,326 --> 00:12:24,078 Look, Donna. 224 00:12:24,119 --> 00:12:26,414 This is just the way guys are, okay? 225 00:12:26,455 --> 00:12:31,669 I mean, if Forman was actually dating the "Naughty Campus Co-eds", 226 00:12:31,711 --> 00:12:34,463 he'd be locked in a bathroom, looking at naked pictures of you. 227 00:12:35,797 --> 00:12:38,050 He's right, so... 228 00:12:38,092 --> 00:12:39,594 Are there naked pictures of you? 229 00:12:41,345 --> 00:12:43,138 My leg! 230 00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:44,306 Hey, knee him in the groin! 231 00:12:45,558 --> 00:12:47,268 Oh, my God! She did it! 232 00:12:58,446 --> 00:13:01,865 So how's your cocoa? 233 00:13:03,409 --> 00:13:06,078 Chocolatey good, thanks. 234 00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:09,081 That's good, 'cause I think your father has really changed. 235 00:13:09,123 --> 00:13:11,250 He is not the same man I used to know, 236 00:13:11,292 --> 00:13:13,294 and the marshmallows make it extra good. 237 00:13:15,463 --> 00:13:17,863 Well, at least you knew him, Mrs. Forman, 'cause I never did. 238 00:13:18,716 --> 00:13:20,968 Okay, well, here's your chance. 239 00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:23,929 Maybe now you can make some new, happy memories. 240 00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:25,389 Wouldn't that be wonderful? 241 00:13:33,481 --> 00:13:34,523 Oh! Hey! 242 00:13:36,651 --> 00:13:37,817 Yeah! 243 00:14:18,776 --> 00:14:20,528 Yeah, you know what, Mrs. Forman? 244 00:14:21,903 --> 00:14:24,573 No. 245 00:14:24,615 --> 00:14:27,576 Are you sure? 'Cause I kind of think you're bottling things up. 246 00:14:27,618 --> 00:14:28,869 I'm not bottling anything! 247 00:14:42,341 --> 00:14:44,051 Well, hi there, beautiful. And how are you? 248 00:14:45,594 --> 00:14:48,681 Not good, you dirtbag. 249 00:14:48,723 --> 00:14:50,725 That's what I thought you'd... 250 00:14:50,766 --> 00:14:52,267 Excuse me? 251 00:14:52,309 --> 00:14:57,314 I am not going to help you cheat on your girlfriend. 252 00:14:57,356 --> 00:14:59,900 But I don't have a girlfriend, you 253 00:15:01,318 --> 00:15:02,903 silly librarian. 254 00:15:04,029 --> 00:15:06,866 Don't you lie to me. I heard everything. 255 00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:08,992 I was right under that mattress. 256 00:15:09,034 --> 00:15:11,412 And that Donna sounded really upset. 257 00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:13,831 No! No, no, she's okay. Really. 258 00:15:15,332 --> 00:15:17,125 Excuse me. 259 00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:20,295 My turnoffs include unfaithful men. 260 00:15:20,337 --> 00:15:21,922 Didn't you read my biography? 261 00:15:22,339 --> 00:15:24,966 Um. I... 262 00:15:25,008 --> 00:15:26,927 You know, I was just getting to it. 263 00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:33,851 Sorry, but Donna is a nice girl 264 00:15:33,893 --> 00:15:38,146 and you are a filthy, filthy boy! 265 00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:42,902 You filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, 266 00:15:42,943 --> 00:15:46,864 filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy boy! 267 00:15:54,455 --> 00:15:57,958 Hey. You can't ditch me then walk back into my life eight years later 268 00:15:57,999 --> 00:16:00,043 and expect everything to be okay. 269 00:16:00,085 --> 00:16:02,713 - You screwed me! - I did. You're right. I know. 270 00:16:02,755 --> 00:16:04,673 And... 271 00:16:04,715 --> 00:16:08,051 You what? You know? What do you mean, you know? 272 00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:11,263 I got no excuse. I was a jerk. 273 00:16:11,305 --> 00:16:12,681 I've been a jerk my whole life. 274 00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:17,352 And all I can do is tell you I'm sorry 275 00:16:18,437 --> 00:16:20,940 and hope that you'll believe me. 276 00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:24,693 You jerk! How am I supposed to yell at you now? 277 00:16:24,735 --> 00:16:27,780 I was gonna yell! I was gonna tell you off! 278 00:16:27,822 --> 00:16:30,073 I think you should. I mean, you wanna yell? Go ahead. 279 00:16:30,115 --> 00:16:32,701 - I deserve it. - You're just... You're caving? 280 00:16:32,743 --> 00:16:34,536 That just makes it worse! 281 00:16:34,578 --> 00:16:36,204 Come on, man! Give me something! 282 00:16:37,581 --> 00:16:40,375 - You want a beer? - Yeah! 283 00:16:42,878 --> 00:16:44,004 Give me a beer! 284 00:16:52,930 --> 00:16:55,474 - Well, hello, Jackie. - Hey, Fez. 285 00:16:58,393 --> 00:16:59,394 Hey, Fez. 286 00:17:01,104 --> 00:17:02,940 Nice ass! 287 00:17:04,441 --> 00:17:06,026 Why, thank you, Kelso. 288 00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:10,155 Oh, my God. What the hell's that smell? 289 00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:13,074 Well, Jackie, it's a combination of musk 290 00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:15,035 and a little thing I like to call "Fez." 291 00:17:16,662 --> 00:17:19,540 Whoa, Fez! What are you doing? 292 00:17:19,581 --> 00:17:21,041 Showing off my joie de vivre. 293 00:17:22,668 --> 00:17:24,252 - You like? - No! 294 00:17:25,337 --> 00:17:27,882 So, what? This was all a waste? 295 00:17:27,923 --> 00:17:30,133 The pants, the chest, the manly smell, 296 00:17:30,175 --> 00:17:33,804 the "Jackie, hello, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie"? 297 00:17:33,846 --> 00:17:35,263 Worthless? 298 00:17:35,305 --> 00:17:37,683 Not worthless, hilarious. 299 00:17:40,602 --> 00:17:43,564 Okay. Look, Fez, you're not bad-looking. 300 00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:47,275 I mean, some girls like that exotic, grimy look. 301 00:17:47,317 --> 00:17:50,153 But only the cheapest, most sluttiest girls will like that. 302 00:17:50,195 --> 00:17:51,321 I see. 303 00:17:58,495 --> 00:18:00,497 Damn, Fez! 304 00:18:01,916 --> 00:18:03,166 Looking good. 305 00:18:09,172 --> 00:18:11,508 Hey, so, thanks for the singles at the nudie bar. 306 00:18:11,550 --> 00:18:12,927 Hey, hey, hey. 307 00:18:12,968 --> 00:18:15,095 - You gotta tip the girls or they ignore you. - Yeah. 308 00:18:16,055 --> 00:18:17,765 So, they taking care of you here? 309 00:18:17,806 --> 00:18:19,808 Yeah, yeah. It's good. It's great. 310 00:18:19,850 --> 00:18:21,351 - It's a nice place. - Oh, yeah. 311 00:18:21,936 --> 00:18:23,896 That's nice. 312 00:18:23,938 --> 00:18:25,397 I like my place, too. It's good. 313 00:18:26,565 --> 00:18:27,608 It's got an extra room. 314 00:18:28,442 --> 00:18:29,860 - That's cool. - Yeah. 315 00:18:29,902 --> 00:18:32,863 So, if you ever wanna, you know, come by or whatever, you know, 316 00:18:32,905 --> 00:18:34,114 I'm not using the extra room. 317 00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:37,117 Hence the term "extra room". 318 00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:41,038 Yeah. Yeah, the rent's due, 319 00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:43,415 but they don't evict you for, like, three months, 320 00:18:43,457 --> 00:18:46,001 so I still got two days. 321 00:18:47,419 --> 00:18:48,754 So, you looking for a loan, Bud? 322 00:18:51,966 --> 00:18:55,761 Well, will you look at that? 323 00:18:55,803 --> 00:18:58,138 A father and son brought together by... 324 00:18:58,179 --> 00:19:01,141 Oh, my goodness! I think it was me! 325 00:19:03,978 --> 00:19:05,646 Don't gloat, Kitty. 326 00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:08,231 Mr. Wrongie! 327 00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:12,192 Fine. 328 00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:16,698 Once in 26 years! 329 00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:18,158 Live it up, Kitty! 330 00:19:24,999 --> 00:19:26,500 Oh, crap. 331 00:19:29,753 --> 00:19:31,505 Ta-da! 332 00:19:31,546 --> 00:19:33,841 Wow, Eric. It's a room. 333 00:19:35,467 --> 00:19:37,177 Not just any room. See? 334 00:19:38,303 --> 00:19:40,681 No more dirty magazines. I threw them all out. 335 00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:43,058 And you know what, Donna? I don't miss them. 336 00:19:44,018 --> 00:19:46,145 Eric, you didn't have to do that. 337 00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:47,980 I mean, I understand why you need them. 338 00:19:48,022 --> 00:19:50,231 - You do? - Yes! You're disgusting! 339 00:19:52,109 --> 00:19:54,319 - What? - It's okay. 340 00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:57,031 All guys are. You're a revolting gender. 341 00:19:57,906 --> 00:19:59,908 You know, we really are. 342 00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:05,164 But you're disgusting in a cute, harmless way, 343 00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:06,485 and I guess I love you for that. 344 00:20:07,666 --> 00:20:09,001 I love you, too. 345 00:20:12,171 --> 00:20:13,797 Well, let me make it up to you. 346 00:20:13,839 --> 00:20:17,051 I could have a naked girl in here in 10 seconds. 347 00:20:17,092 --> 00:20:20,012 - Oh, great. Send her in. I'll see you later. - Shut up! 348 00:20:26,185 --> 00:20:28,025 Steven, good. I wanted to have a talk with you. 349 00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:30,270 What are you doing? 350 00:20:30,605 --> 00:20:31,857 Oh. 351 00:20:31,899 --> 00:20:33,525 I'm moving in with Bud. 352 00:20:33,567 --> 00:20:35,443 You're moving in with Bud? 353 00:20:35,485 --> 00:20:37,404 Yeah, Red. It's gonna be okay. 354 00:20:37,445 --> 00:20:38,822 No, it's not gonna be okay. 355 00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:41,033 Steven, your dad is not... 356 00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:44,536 Good. 357 00:20:46,580 --> 00:20:49,541 Yeah. I know, but, you know, he's my dad. 358 00:20:52,836 --> 00:20:54,880 - Yeah. He's your dad. - Yeah. 359 00:20:57,216 --> 00:21:01,261 Anyway. Red, thanks for everything. You know, really. 360 00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:03,073 Hey, do me a favor. Would you tell Mrs. Forman? 361 00:21:03,097 --> 00:21:04,949 'Cause I don't wanna have to deal with the whole crying thing, and... 362 00:21:04,973 --> 00:21:06,266 What, you think I do? 363 00:21:08,643 --> 00:21:10,854 No, I'll just tell her that, you know... 364 00:21:10,896 --> 00:21:13,356 Anytime you need a place to stay, you're welcome here. 365 00:21:13,398 --> 00:21:16,068 - That'll make her feel better. - Yeah. That sounds good. Thanks. 366 00:21:18,112 --> 00:21:20,488 Ahem. So, what, uh, you don't want a hug, do you? 367 00:21:21,949 --> 00:21:23,867 - God, no. - Good. 368 00:21:23,909 --> 00:21:25,629 - 'Cause you're not getting one. - All right. 369 00:21:39,967 --> 00:21:41,509 Well, sis-boom-bah. 370 00:21:42,177 --> 00:21:43,303 Sure this is okay? 371 00:21:44,304 --> 00:21:46,598 Oh, yeah, yeah. Before you got here, 372 00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:49,517 I got the thumbs-up from the old ball and chain. 373 00:21:49,559 --> 00:21:50,685 She's great. You'd like her. 374 00:21:51,145 --> 00:21:52,646 Oh. 375 00:21:52,687 --> 00:21:56,441 Well, if she's so great, are you sure you need me? 376 00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:59,319 Look, I've been over this again and again and again. 377 00:22:00,612 --> 00:22:01,613 And yes, I do. 378 00:22:02,906 --> 00:22:03,991 Okay. 379 00:22:05,159 --> 00:22:07,786 Well, yay, team. 380 00:22:07,810 --> 00:22:09,810 http://hiqve.com/