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When do you think Red's going to give you back the keys to the cruiser? 21 00:00:13,306 --> 00:00:16,935 You know, so we could actually leave the property? 22 00:00:18,645 --> 00:00:20,897 I don't know. Maybe never. 23 00:00:20,939 --> 00:00:22,231 In fact, you're my only contact 24 00:00:22,273 --> 00:00:23,900 with the outside world now, Donna. 25 00:00:23,942 --> 00:00:26,987 Do people still laugh out there? 26 00:00:27,028 --> 00:00:30,072 I miss the laughter. 27 00:00:30,114 --> 00:00:32,241 Well, Eric, it's your own stupid fault. 28 00:00:32,283 --> 00:00:34,076 I mean, before you opened your big mouth, 29 00:00:34,118 --> 00:00:37,497 Red actually believed that smell was incense. 30 00:00:37,539 --> 00:00:39,541 Yeah, I know. It's just... 31 00:00:39,582 --> 00:00:43,336 He was going to kick Hyde out and I wanted to help, 32 00:00:43,378 --> 00:00:46,715 and, oh, helping never helps. 33 00:00:46,756 --> 00:00:49,049 All right, look. Let's not waste time talking about this. 34 00:00:49,091 --> 00:00:50,343 How long till curfew? 35 00:00:51,302 --> 00:00:53,805 About one minute. 36 00:00:53,847 --> 00:00:54,907 Now, Donna, I'm not bragging, 37 00:00:54,931 --> 00:00:57,183 but if you're properly motivated, 38 00:00:57,225 --> 00:00:58,945 I can actually do it in that amount of time. 39 00:01:00,645 --> 00:01:02,022 You don't have to tell me. 40 00:01:03,356 --> 00:01:06,026 Okay, so buckle up, Donna, 41 00:01:06,067 --> 00:01:09,404 'cause the next 12 seconds are all about you, babe. 42 00:01:10,572 --> 00:01:12,949 Five, four, three, two, one. 43 00:01:12,991 --> 00:01:14,075 No, wait! Damn! 44 00:01:14,116 --> 00:01:15,660 Curfew, hophead. 45 00:01:18,830 --> 00:01:20,331 ♪ Hangin' out 46 00:01:22,667 --> 00:01:24,419 ♪ Down the street 47 00:01:26,212 --> 00:01:28,048 ♪ The same old thing 48 00:01:29,799 --> 00:01:31,593 ♪ We did last week 49 00:01:33,219 --> 00:01:35,889 ♪ Not a thing to do 50 00:01:37,348 --> 00:01:40,060 ♪ But talk to you 51 00:01:40,894 --> 00:01:42,812 ♪ We're all all right 52 00:01:42,854 --> 00:01:44,647 ♪ We're all all right ♪ 53 00:01:45,648 --> 00:01:47,149 Hello, Wisconsin! 54 00:01:54,449 --> 00:01:56,868 Jeez, I wish I had a quarter for every time 55 00:01:56,910 --> 00:01:58,750 I caught you making out with the neighbor girl. 56 00:02:02,582 --> 00:02:04,742 Wish I had a quarter for every time you embarrassed me. 57 00:02:06,294 --> 00:02:07,963 I wish you did, too, 58 00:02:08,004 --> 00:02:09,380 'cause then you'd be a millionaire 59 00:02:09,422 --> 00:02:11,062 and you could find someplace else to live. 60 00:02:13,593 --> 00:02:16,345 What, and leave all this? 61 00:02:18,932 --> 00:02:21,559 Okay, fellas. Who wants brownies 62 00:02:21,601 --> 00:02:22,727 and a nice glass of milk? 63 00:02:22,769 --> 00:02:24,145 Oh, jeez. 64 00:02:26,731 --> 00:02:28,024 Daddy, I think it's great 65 00:02:28,066 --> 00:02:30,151 you gave Eric and Hyde a curfew. 66 00:02:30,192 --> 00:02:31,486 These boys, they need structure. 67 00:02:32,737 --> 00:02:34,155 Well, I'll see ya. 68 00:02:34,196 --> 00:02:35,782 Where do you think you're going? 69 00:02:36,699 --> 00:02:38,785 To... night church? 70 00:02:42,246 --> 00:02:44,165 Sorry, honey. Curfew's for everyone. 71 00:02:44,916 --> 00:02:47,293 But, Daddy, it's me! 72 00:02:49,921 --> 00:02:52,256 Look, what they did is bad, 73 00:02:52,298 --> 00:02:54,258 but you sneaking around with Kelso, that's just... 74 00:02:55,051 --> 00:02:56,302 Unpleasant. 75 00:02:58,138 --> 00:03:00,098 But, Daddy, I'm not seeing Kelso. 76 00:03:00,140 --> 00:03:02,058 Untrue! A damnable lie! 77 00:03:05,436 --> 00:03:06,896 A curfew? 78 00:03:06,938 --> 00:03:09,565 I'm stuck in this house with you people all night? 79 00:03:09,607 --> 00:03:11,067 This sucks! 80 00:03:11,109 --> 00:03:12,469 Well, we're just thrilled about it. 81 00:03:13,903 --> 00:03:15,631 So, all right. There's an upside to all this. 82 00:03:15,655 --> 00:03:16,614 I took her down with me. 83 00:03:16,656 --> 00:03:18,158 Nice job. 84 00:03:22,078 --> 00:03:24,080 Well, isn't this a happy house? 85 00:03:25,874 --> 00:03:27,042 Yeah. 86 00:03:32,005 --> 00:03:33,673 This is not a happy house. 87 00:03:35,383 --> 00:03:37,063 Well, you just said this was a happy house. 88 00:03:38,386 --> 00:03:39,679 Well, that's not what I meant. 89 00:03:39,721 --> 00:03:41,681 It was sarcasm. 90 00:03:41,723 --> 00:03:43,117 Well, who the hell knows what you mean 91 00:03:43,141 --> 00:03:44,767 when you won't say what you mean? 92 00:03:48,479 --> 00:03:50,356 I don't like how you're treating the children. 93 00:03:51,816 --> 00:03:53,484 Look, Kitty. 94 00:03:53,526 --> 00:03:55,486 I'm not gonna let our kids go down the wrong path. 95 00:03:57,321 --> 00:04:00,491 But if you have a better idea, I'm all ears. 96 00:04:00,533 --> 00:04:03,327 Okay. Maybe you could be a little less strict 97 00:04:03,369 --> 00:04:04,620 and a little more loving. 98 00:04:12,170 --> 00:04:14,255 Okay, Kitty. Enough with the sarcasm. 99 00:04:24,473 --> 00:04:26,935 Stop looking at me! Stop looking at me! Stop looking at me! 100 00:04:28,937 --> 00:04:30,646 Please look at me. 101 00:04:30,688 --> 00:04:31,940 Hey, psst! 102 00:04:33,066 --> 00:04:35,110 I love you, Steven. 103 00:04:35,151 --> 00:04:36,277 I have secret love powers. 104 00:04:37,820 --> 00:04:39,280 Look at me! 105 00:04:40,406 --> 00:04:42,283 Uh! I have 29 teeth. 106 00:04:43,492 --> 00:04:47,371 No, that can't be right. 1, 2, 3... 107 00:04:49,582 --> 00:04:51,382 Jackie's in love with Hyde and I have nothing. 108 00:04:53,502 --> 00:04:54,587 Oh, look! I find an MandM! 109 00:04:56,714 --> 00:04:57,799 Oh, no. 110 00:05:01,844 --> 00:05:04,097 My life sucks. 111 00:05:07,475 --> 00:05:09,035 Okay, I really hope no one smelled that. 112 00:05:10,937 --> 00:05:12,730 All right! 113 00:05:12,772 --> 00:05:14,774 I'm the best-looking person in this room. 114 00:05:15,608 --> 00:05:17,359 No! In this whole town! 115 00:05:19,195 --> 00:05:21,322 No! No! In this whole state! 116 00:05:23,407 --> 00:05:24,407 No! 117 00:05:29,580 --> 00:05:30,790 Dumb asses. 118 00:05:31,874 --> 00:05:33,918 So, how's it going? 119 00:05:34,418 --> 00:05:35,628 Real good. 120 00:05:38,006 --> 00:05:39,926 The foreign kid just ate something off the floor. 121 00:05:46,597 --> 00:05:49,517 Okay. Well, um... Your father's gonna drive me to work. 122 00:05:49,558 --> 00:05:50,685 That's right, 123 00:05:50,726 --> 00:05:52,728 and if you do anything wrong, I'll know, 124 00:05:52,770 --> 00:05:55,355 because one of you is a snitch. 125 00:05:56,649 --> 00:05:58,609 You just think about that while I'm gone. 126 00:06:00,320 --> 00:06:02,446 Well, they're not gonna do anything wrong, 127 00:06:02,488 --> 00:06:04,699 because I brought a box of activities 128 00:06:04,740 --> 00:06:07,910 to occupy their time. 129 00:06:07,952 --> 00:06:10,872 So, um, be good and have fun. 130 00:06:10,913 --> 00:06:12,623 Do crafts, not drugs. 131 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:18,129 Ooh, a model airplane and glue. 132 00:06:33,186 --> 00:06:34,354 Where are Steven and Eric? 133 00:06:34,687 --> 00:06:36,272 Um... 134 00:06:36,314 --> 00:06:37,481 Your hair is very pretty. 135 00:06:40,609 --> 00:06:42,378 Oh, they can't leave the house. They're grounded. 136 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:43,738 Oh, don't worry about them. 137 00:06:43,779 --> 00:06:45,405 They're at the Hub. 138 00:06:47,116 --> 00:06:48,284 Oh, no. I am the snitch. 139 00:06:50,995 --> 00:06:52,705 Oh, Red is gonna be furious. 140 00:06:52,747 --> 00:06:53,789 Mrs. Forman, 141 00:06:53,831 --> 00:06:55,671 may I tell you a little story about oppression? 142 00:06:57,210 --> 00:06:58,418 Okay. 143 00:07:02,382 --> 00:07:05,051 Once I had an ant farm, 144 00:07:05,093 --> 00:07:06,613 and they would not build their tunnels. 145 00:07:08,221 --> 00:07:09,555 I was furious, 146 00:07:09,597 --> 00:07:11,437 so I became very strict and stern with my ants. 147 00:07:13,684 --> 00:07:15,444 First they feared me and everything was fine, 148 00:07:16,896 --> 00:07:18,231 but eventually 149 00:07:18,273 --> 00:07:19,648 the ants broke out and attacked me. 150 00:07:24,112 --> 00:07:25,446 So I had to kill them. 151 00:07:28,950 --> 00:07:31,202 So, um, you think we're being too hard on the kids. 152 00:07:32,745 --> 00:07:34,330 Well, I don't know about that. 153 00:07:35,331 --> 00:07:36,582 I just wanted to let you know 154 00:07:36,624 --> 00:07:38,384 that I'm really sad because my ants are dead. 155 00:07:40,044 --> 00:07:41,545 Okay. 156 00:07:41,587 --> 00:07:43,172 Well, Fez, thanks. 157 00:07:44,882 --> 00:07:46,467 You're a good boy. 158 00:07:48,719 --> 00:07:50,346 All the ladies want a piece of Fez. 159 00:07:56,644 --> 00:07:57,812 What are you doing? 160 00:07:57,853 --> 00:08:00,064 Oh, just a little security measure 161 00:08:00,106 --> 00:08:01,482 in case anybody tries to escape. 162 00:08:03,609 --> 00:08:06,028 Red, no. Those are my Christmas bells. 163 00:08:06,070 --> 00:08:07,822 Those are happy bells. 164 00:08:09,907 --> 00:08:13,494 Then they're doing their job, because I'm happy. 165 00:08:15,079 --> 00:08:16,247 Let's have some cake. 166 00:08:17,206 --> 00:08:21,377 Okay, and let's watch some TV, 167 00:08:21,419 --> 00:08:22,962 because that makes us all happy. 168 00:08:24,339 --> 00:08:26,341 Okay, here we go. 169 00:08:26,382 --> 00:08:29,010 The Brady Bunch Variety Hour is on. 170 00:08:29,051 --> 00:08:31,512 Oh, who the hell gave those people an entire hour? 171 00:08:34,056 --> 00:08:35,433 Well, I think this program is fun 172 00:08:35,475 --> 00:08:36,684 for the whole family. 173 00:08:36,725 --> 00:08:41,147 They've got Charo and the rock band KISS. 174 00:08:46,402 --> 00:08:48,529 Okay, see? Now, this is nice. 175 00:08:48,570 --> 00:08:50,448 A nice family who gets along 176 00:08:50,490 --> 00:08:52,408 and sings and dances. 177 00:08:53,742 --> 00:08:54,994 Yeah, I love the Bradys. 178 00:08:55,995 --> 00:08:57,538 Oh! Remember that episode 179 00:08:57,579 --> 00:08:59,165 where Mr. Brady went completely insane 180 00:08:59,207 --> 00:09:00,541 and put bells on all the doors? 181 00:09:13,095 --> 00:09:16,598 Hey, did you see the one where Greg was a real wise ass 182 00:09:18,309 --> 00:09:21,103 and Mr. Brady took him outside and cleaned his clock? 183 00:09:24,899 --> 00:09:27,151 Did you ever see the one where I hated living here? 184 00:09:28,986 --> 00:09:30,154 That one's my favorite. 185 00:09:33,449 --> 00:09:35,929 Well, I hope you're happy because now you've upset your sister. 186 00:09:36,952 --> 00:09:39,330 Oh, you know what? Forget it, Dad. 187 00:09:39,372 --> 00:09:41,582 Enjoy yourself. Get your shots in now 188 00:09:41,623 --> 00:09:42,750 because when I'm gone, 189 00:09:42,791 --> 00:09:44,126 oh, I'm gonna be long gone. 190 00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:53,261 I got no place to go, so... 191 00:09:55,179 --> 00:09:56,931 I'm gonna stay here. 192 00:09:58,015 --> 00:09:59,015 But the tension's nice. 193 00:10:00,726 --> 00:10:01,726 Reminds me of home. 194 00:10:09,444 --> 00:10:10,570 Finally. 195 00:10:11,653 --> 00:10:13,614 Now I can enjoy the show in peace. 196 00:10:15,283 --> 00:10:17,159 Oh, this show is crap. 197 00:10:26,335 --> 00:10:27,711 ♪ Feel funky ♪ Whoo 198 00:10:27,753 --> 00:10:29,755 ♪ Feel good ♪ Whoo 199 00:10:29,797 --> 00:10:33,175 ♪ Gonna tell you I'm in the neighborhood 200 00:10:33,217 --> 00:10:36,471 ♪ Gonna fly like a bird on the wing 201 00:10:36,512 --> 00:10:38,722 ♪ Hold on to your hat, honey 202 00:10:38,764 --> 00:10:41,309 ♪ Sing, sing, sing sing 203 00:10:41,350 --> 00:10:43,311 ♪ I got the music in me 204 00:10:43,352 --> 00:10:45,313 ♪ I got the music in me 205 00:10:45,354 --> 00:10:47,231 ♪ I got the music in me 206 00:10:49,317 --> 00:10:51,235 ♪ I got the music in me 207 00:10:51,277 --> 00:10:53,237 ♪ I got the music in me 208 00:10:53,279 --> 00:10:55,323 ♪ I got the music in me ♪ 209 00:10:55,364 --> 00:10:56,491 Yeah! 210 00:11:01,245 --> 00:11:03,914 Thank you, thank you! 211 00:11:03,956 --> 00:11:08,336 And welcome to The Forman Bunch Variety Hour! Ha-ha! 212 00:11:08,377 --> 00:11:12,672 And, boy, do we have a great show for you tonight! 213 00:11:12,714 --> 00:11:15,259 Sorry, Mom, we can't stay for the show. 214 00:11:16,135 --> 00:11:17,470 No! 215 00:11:19,847 --> 00:11:21,390 Why not? 216 00:11:21,432 --> 00:11:22,658 Well, living at home is unbearable, 217 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:25,311 so we've decided to run away. 218 00:11:26,145 --> 00:11:27,480 No! 219 00:11:27,522 --> 00:11:28,814 Yay! 220 00:11:30,650 --> 00:11:32,610 So, thanks for everything, Mrs. F. 221 00:11:32,652 --> 00:11:34,736 Well, you boys can't run away. 222 00:11:34,778 --> 00:11:36,238 Who's gonna do the square dance 223 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:37,532 with Shields and Yarnell? 224 00:11:38,324 --> 00:11:39,908 Well, let Laurie do it. 225 00:11:39,950 --> 00:11:41,630 She's been making out with Shields all day. 226 00:11:43,287 --> 00:11:44,830 That's a lie! 227 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,753 Well, when will I see you again? 228 00:11:51,795 --> 00:11:54,048 Don't worry, Kitty. I'll take care of them. 229 00:11:57,092 --> 00:11:58,969 Oh, ladies and gentlemen, 230 00:11:59,011 --> 00:12:02,431 star of stage and screen, Shirley Jones. 231 00:12:06,686 --> 00:12:07,727 Hi, Mom! Hi, Mom! 232 00:12:08,979 --> 00:12:10,314 Mom? 233 00:12:10,356 --> 00:12:11,566 That's right, Kitty. 234 00:12:11,607 --> 00:12:13,942 We're Partridges now. 235 00:12:13,984 --> 00:12:15,277 This is gonna be great. 236 00:12:15,319 --> 00:12:17,446 I'm pretty sure I can nail Susan Dey. 237 00:12:22,410 --> 00:12:25,162 No! Partridges? 238 00:12:25,204 --> 00:12:26,455 You can't live in a bus. 239 00:12:26,497 --> 00:12:28,790 There's no toilet! 240 00:12:28,832 --> 00:12:31,085 Well, it may be inconvenient, Kitty, 241 00:12:31,126 --> 00:12:33,379 but we do get to spend a lot of time together. 242 00:12:34,922 --> 00:12:36,882 That's right. Mrs. Partridge quit her job 243 00:12:36,924 --> 00:12:38,384 to form a family band. 244 00:12:38,426 --> 00:12:40,428 Yep. It's all a matter of choices, Kitty. 245 00:12:40,469 --> 00:12:43,222 I guess you just chose to be a bad mother. 246 00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:48,185 Hey, Shirley, can I come? 247 00:12:48,227 --> 00:12:49,895 I play the tambourine. 248 00:12:49,937 --> 00:12:53,857 Uh! I'm sorry, Laurie. No whores on my show. 249 00:12:56,235 --> 00:12:57,361 Oh, fine. 250 00:12:57,403 --> 00:12:59,238 Hey, Shields, wait up! 251 00:13:05,119 --> 00:13:06,579 Aah! 252 00:13:06,621 --> 00:13:08,289 Coochie, coochie, coochie! 253 00:13:08,330 --> 00:13:09,582 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 254 00:13:09,624 --> 00:13:11,333 Can it, Charo. 255 00:13:11,375 --> 00:13:12,501 Yah! 256 00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:18,716 Well, I am not going to let that happen. 257 00:13:22,386 --> 00:13:23,679 Oh, no. 258 00:13:24,846 --> 00:13:26,223 This is crap. 259 00:13:46,410 --> 00:13:47,827 Oh, no. Honey! 260 00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:51,624 Yep. He thought he could sneak out. 261 00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:54,251 So, what now, Ho Chi Min? 262 00:13:56,253 --> 00:13:57,463 Well, I'll tell you one thing. 263 00:13:57,505 --> 00:13:59,423 Playtime is over. 264 00:13:59,465 --> 00:14:01,345 Your friends are no longer allowed in the house. 265 00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:03,344 Wait. What? 266 00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:05,887 No. No. We'll talk about it in the morning. 267 00:14:05,929 --> 00:14:07,847 Fine. We'll talk about it in the morning. 268 00:14:10,601 --> 00:14:13,321 We'll talk about how your friends are no longer allowed in the house! 269 00:14:16,315 --> 00:14:19,443 You know, I have an interesting idea. 270 00:14:19,485 --> 00:14:21,696 Why don't we not punish him? 271 00:14:21,737 --> 00:14:23,381 Why don't we try a little of that forgiveness 272 00:14:23,405 --> 00:14:25,491 that Jesus was always talking about? 273 00:14:31,539 --> 00:14:32,832 No. No. 274 00:14:34,208 --> 00:14:36,251 This is for his own good. 275 00:14:36,293 --> 00:14:39,505 Look. In order for Eric to be a happy, well-adjusted adult, 276 00:14:39,547 --> 00:14:41,423 he has to be miserable now. 277 00:14:42,842 --> 00:14:44,552 That's just good parenting. 278 00:14:45,803 --> 00:14:48,138 If I was to be Mr. Nice Guy now, 279 00:14:48,180 --> 00:14:50,260 do you know what would happen to Eric in a few years? 280 00:14:51,308 --> 00:14:52,685 Do you? 281 00:14:53,811 --> 00:14:56,063 Oh, Eric! Breakfast! 282 00:15:03,153 --> 00:15:05,072 Well, there's my sweet little baby boy. 283 00:15:07,825 --> 00:15:10,994 Why, oh, why didn't I discipline you? 284 00:15:11,036 --> 00:15:12,538 Shut up and eat your Cornflakes. 285 00:15:13,038 --> 00:15:14,038 Yah! 286 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,337 That's what. 287 00:15:22,339 --> 00:15:24,258 Never surrender, Kitty. Never retreat. 288 00:15:24,299 --> 00:15:27,094 We're winning. 289 00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:30,723 The fact that Eric was desperate enough to climb out his window 290 00:15:30,765 --> 00:15:32,433 shows that everything is working. 291 00:15:41,859 --> 00:15:42,984 Surprise! 292 00:15:44,403 --> 00:15:46,488 This is so great! 293 00:15:46,530 --> 00:15:48,490 I didn't know you delivered. 294 00:15:51,786 --> 00:15:52,828 Bed check, dumb ass. 295 00:15:52,870 --> 00:15:54,121 Holy crap! 296 00:15:56,290 --> 00:15:58,292 No, it is not a bed check. 297 00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:00,377 We just want to say good night, 298 00:16:00,419 --> 00:16:02,671 and we love you very, very much. 299 00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:06,007 What are you doing? 300 00:16:06,049 --> 00:16:07,551 Oh, just nailing his window shut. 301 00:16:09,428 --> 00:16:11,221 It's for his own good. 302 00:16:11,263 --> 00:16:13,181 What if there's a fire? 303 00:16:13,223 --> 00:16:14,516 Well, then, I guess you can 304 00:16:14,558 --> 00:16:16,351 just light your dope with it, dopehead. 305 00:16:25,611 --> 00:16:27,237 Donna! Get out! 306 00:16:27,279 --> 00:16:29,072 Whoa! Not so fast, Laurie. 307 00:16:34,954 --> 00:16:36,538 Ah! Ah! Ah! 308 00:16:37,957 --> 00:16:39,458 You idiot! Red's doing bed checks. 309 00:16:40,584 --> 00:16:42,127 Bed checks! 310 00:16:52,763 --> 00:16:55,766 And bless Mommy and bless Daddy 311 00:16:55,808 --> 00:16:57,685 and bless grandma. 312 00:17:00,479 --> 00:17:01,856 Oh, hi, Daddy. 313 00:17:03,524 --> 00:17:05,066 Sorry to bother you, kitten. 314 00:17:10,948 --> 00:17:12,616 Kelso, get your hand off my ass. 315 00:17:13,868 --> 00:17:14,994 It was an accident. 316 00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:16,704 Shh! It's still there. 317 00:17:16,745 --> 00:17:18,038 It's still an accident. 318 00:17:18,998 --> 00:17:20,332 Kelso, it's still there. 319 00:17:20,374 --> 00:17:21,667 Yeah. 320 00:17:21,709 --> 00:17:22,835 What? 321 00:17:24,003 --> 00:17:25,587 You know, Steven, 322 00:17:25,629 --> 00:17:27,506 this hatred thing you have for me 323 00:17:27,548 --> 00:17:28,966 is just you protecting yourself. 324 00:17:30,384 --> 00:17:31,886 Okay. 325 00:17:31,927 --> 00:17:34,262 It's true. You're afraid to reach the peaks of love 326 00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:36,056 for fear of being dropped off a cliff. 327 00:17:40,394 --> 00:17:44,105 Well, I'm your safety line, Steven, so grab me. 328 00:17:47,609 --> 00:17:48,944 Go grab yourself, freak. 329 00:17:50,696 --> 00:17:52,823 Okay, bed check! 330 00:17:52,865 --> 00:17:54,033 Here we come! 331 00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:55,951 Kitty, you're warning him! 332 00:17:55,993 --> 00:17:57,244 I'm not warning anybody. 333 00:17:57,285 --> 00:17:58,704 Getting closer! 334 00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:04,292 Okay, um... 335 00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:06,503 We just... we wanted to say good night 336 00:18:06,545 --> 00:18:09,006 and, um, that you're a good boy, 337 00:18:09,048 --> 00:18:11,759 and even though you do some things that we don't like, 338 00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:13,134 we still love you. 339 00:18:13,176 --> 00:18:15,095 And I'm watching you. 340 00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:19,975 And I'm cherishing you. 341 00:18:27,107 --> 00:18:28,667 Oh, no, Jackie. They're still out there. 342 00:18:30,485 --> 00:18:31,737 What was that? 343 00:18:31,779 --> 00:18:33,113 Oh, and they want our pants. 344 00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:41,121 Do you hear that? 345 00:18:42,748 --> 00:18:44,374 I don't hear anything. 346 00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:47,377 That's right. Nothing. 347 00:18:48,837 --> 00:18:50,589 That's the sound of discipline. 348 00:18:54,969 --> 00:18:56,511 No, that's the sound of jail. 349 00:18:58,597 --> 00:19:02,392 This house used to be fun until you made it miserable. 350 00:19:02,434 --> 00:19:04,354 Well, I'm sorry, Kitty, but I think it's working. 351 00:19:10,525 --> 00:19:11,735 Oh, you do? 352 00:19:12,527 --> 00:19:13,528 Yes, I do. 353 00:19:13,570 --> 00:19:14,863 Oh, you do. 354 00:19:15,530 --> 00:19:17,157 I just said I did. 355 00:19:17,783 --> 00:19:19,451 Red. 356 00:19:19,493 --> 00:19:21,120 Oh, hell's bells! 357 00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:25,248 It's Red! Run for it! 358 00:19:27,793 --> 00:19:29,837 Freeze! 359 00:19:29,878 --> 00:19:32,172 Daddy, thank God you came! They were kidnapping me! 360 00:19:34,257 --> 00:19:36,927 Oh, shut up! That's it. I have had it! 361 00:19:36,969 --> 00:19:38,178 You know what this means? 362 00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:39,262 More discipline. 363 00:19:39,304 --> 00:19:40,472 No. No. 364 00:19:40,514 --> 00:19:43,767 Oh, yes. Playtime is over. 365 00:19:43,809 --> 00:19:45,644 Oh, stop saying that. 366 00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:50,482 Your cracking down is not working. 367 00:19:50,524 --> 00:19:52,644 Hell, I could have told him that a week ago. 368 00:19:53,819 --> 00:19:55,946 Now is not the time to be a porky mouth. 369 00:19:58,490 --> 00:20:00,450 Red, I want my house back. 370 00:20:02,995 --> 00:20:04,371 Once had an ant farm... 371 00:20:04,412 --> 00:20:05,873 Oh, honey, no. Not now. 372 00:20:08,792 --> 00:20:12,420 Okay. Okay. Here's what we're gonna do. 373 00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:15,632 You are going to remember that he's a good son, 374 00:20:15,674 --> 00:20:19,427 and you are going to remember that he's a good father, 375 00:20:19,469 --> 00:20:21,930 because I am not happy with the way this house is running. 376 00:20:21,972 --> 00:20:23,116 Hah! Now you see what you've done? 377 00:20:23,140 --> 00:20:24,474 You've made your mother unhappy. 378 00:20:24,516 --> 00:20:25,642 No, he didn't. 379 00:20:26,894 --> 00:20:28,562 I'm not happy with everything. 380 00:20:28,603 --> 00:20:32,482 I'm not happy with windows being nailed shut, 381 00:20:32,524 --> 00:20:34,902 and I'm not happy with people sneaking around, 382 00:20:34,943 --> 00:20:36,403 and I'm not happy 383 00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:38,739 with my Christmas bells on the front door. 384 00:20:41,324 --> 00:20:42,910 Well, Kitty, what do you want me to do? 385 00:20:42,951 --> 00:20:44,151 Pretend that nothing happened? 386 00:20:44,578 --> 00:20:45,662 Yes. 387 00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:48,456 No! 388 00:20:48,498 --> 00:20:50,250 Fine! Then that's it. 389 00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:51,626 Then I'm staying home. 390 00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:52,836 I'm staying home full-time 391 00:20:52,878 --> 00:20:55,089 and I am taking back my house, 392 00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:56,381 and that's the way it is. 393 00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:57,716 Now, you get upstairs 394 00:20:57,758 --> 00:21:00,135 and take those nails out of the windows 395 00:21:00,177 --> 00:21:01,302 and you, 396 00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:03,722 stop being such a sneaky smart mouth 397 00:21:03,764 --> 00:21:05,432 and you... honey! 398 00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:07,308 You've got to stop eating stuff off the floor. 399 00:21:09,228 --> 00:21:13,774 Now, everyone, let's go back to happy! 400 00:21:13,815 --> 00:21:15,150 Ha-ha-ha! 401 00:21:22,407 --> 00:21:25,702 So, I guess playtime is over. 402 00:21:33,961 --> 00:21:35,378 I'm sorry, dad. 403 00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:43,804 ♪ I don't remember growing older 404 00:21:43,845 --> 00:21:46,974 ♪ When did they? 405 00:21:47,849 --> 00:21:48,892 ♪ Sunrise 406 00:21:48,934 --> 00:21:49,977 ♪ Sunset 407 00:21:50,018 --> 00:21:51,145 ♪ Sunrise 408 00:21:51,186 --> 00:21:52,353 ♪ Sunset 409 00:21:52,395 --> 00:21:55,857 ♪ Swiftly fly the years 410 00:21:55,899 --> 00:22:00,403 ♪ One season following another 411 00:22:00,445 --> 00:22:04,324 ♪ Laden with happiness and tears ♪ 412 00:22:04,365 --> 00:22:06,201 Give it to me one more time, coochie! 413 00:22:06,225 --> 00:22:08,225 http://hiqve.com/