1 00:00:06,250 --> 00:00:09,750 ♪ (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 2 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:22,250 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 3 00:00:22,333 --> 00:00:23,834 (CLAPS) Listen up! 4 00:00:23,917 --> 00:00:26,625 (INDISTINCT OFFICE CHATTER) 5 00:00:26,709 --> 00:00:29,375 Guys, it's payrolls tomorrow. Can we make sure 6 00:00:29,458 --> 00:00:31,834 we're not taking lunch off the desk, please. 7 00:00:31,917 --> 00:00:33,875 If the labor market somehow contrives to give us 8 00:00:33,959 --> 00:00:35,709 eight years of Trump, I don't know what I'll do. 9 00:00:35,792 --> 00:00:37,500 -Probably nothing. -(SNORTS) 10 00:00:37,583 --> 00:00:39,166 I've built an indicators monitor. 11 00:00:39,250 --> 00:00:41,667 Weekly jobless claims, credit card arrears, 12 00:00:41,750 --> 00:00:43,875 Google searches for vacancies, are all rolling over. 13 00:00:43,959 --> 00:00:45,542 Good edge. 14 00:00:45,625 --> 00:00:47,458 I'll circulate it. It's a finger in the air, 15 00:00:47,542 --> 00:00:50,875 -but definitely something. -I like it. Cool. 16 00:00:50,959 --> 00:00:52,959 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 17 00:00:53,041 --> 00:00:55,667 ERIC TAO: Oh, hey, uh, HR's been in touch. 18 00:00:55,750 --> 00:00:58,875 They're having some issues with your Tier 2 visa. 19 00:00:58,959 --> 00:01:01,208 -I'm gonna look into it. -I can do that. 20 00:01:01,291 --> 00:01:02,959 No, let-- let me do it. 21 00:01:03,041 --> 00:01:06,375 Unless you wanna go home? Because I can arrange that. 22 00:01:06,458 --> 00:01:08,250 (TELEPHONE RINGING) 23 00:01:08,333 --> 00:01:10,375 DARIA GREENOCK: I know you're going to hate this. 24 00:01:10,458 --> 00:01:12,500 -Oh, please don't sing. -Oh, I wasn't going to. 25 00:01:12,583 --> 00:01:17,041 BOTH: (SINGING) ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 26 00:01:17,125 --> 00:01:21,500 -(SLAMS DESK) -♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 27 00:01:21,583 --> 00:01:26,834 -♪ Happy birthday dear Harper ♪ -♪ Dear Harpsichord ♪ 28 00:01:27,667 --> 00:01:32,917 ALL: ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 29 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:37,250 -(CLAPPING, CHEERING) -GREG GRAYSON: ♪ And many more ♪ 30 00:01:37,333 --> 00:01:39,250 I can't look at a birthday candle 31 00:01:39,333 --> 00:01:41,458 without thinking about Robert Herrick. 32 00:01:44,250 --> 00:01:45,709 Nobody knows who that is. 33 00:01:45,792 --> 00:01:46,667 (BOTH LAUGH) 34 00:01:46,750 --> 00:01:48,417 -(TELEPHONES RING) -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 35 00:01:48,500 --> 00:01:50,542 ROBERT SPEARING: Who the fuck is Robert Herrick? 36 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:53,500 Don't worry about your visa. 37 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:57,166 You're the right kind of immigrant. 38 00:01:58,583 --> 00:01:59,917 Happy birthday. 39 00:02:07,500 --> 00:02:09,000 ♪ ("SHADE" BY IAMDDB PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) ♪ 40 00:02:09,083 --> 00:02:11,000 GREG: We're living in an era of woke capitalism, right? 41 00:02:11,083 --> 00:02:15,959 I'm Nike. I pretend to care about Black people. 42 00:02:16,041 --> 00:02:21,166 You pretend to hate capitalism and buy my trainers. 43 00:02:21,250 --> 00:02:24,917 -"Nike-ee." -(CHUCKLES) Nike, but... 44 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:27,625 So do you, like, pre-rehearse these little nuggets? 45 00:02:27,709 --> 00:02:28,667 (BOTH LAUGH) 46 00:02:28,750 --> 00:02:30,500 Oh, my gosh. 47 00:02:30,583 --> 00:02:32,750 -Yeah. -What is this Blue Peter thing? 48 00:02:32,834 --> 00:02:34,083 (ALL LAUGH) 49 00:02:34,166 --> 00:02:36,291 YASMIN KARA-HANANI: I was gonna give it to her at work, 50 00:02:36,375 --> 00:02:37,834 but I knew people like you would judge me. 51 00:02:37,917 --> 00:02:40,000 I would judge you, but I'm trying to be 52 00:02:40,083 --> 00:02:42,166 -less egocentric now. -Right. 53 00:02:42,250 --> 00:02:44,041 Everyone, this is the last of it. 54 00:02:44,125 --> 00:02:47,166 -(ROBERT SNORTING) -Can I keep this for the wank bank? 55 00:02:47,250 --> 00:02:50,834 I actually wrote a paper on the moral case for capitalism. 56 00:02:50,917 --> 00:02:53,667 -GREG: That must've been short. -(ROBERT CHUCKLES) 57 00:02:53,750 --> 00:02:55,250 No. It was 8,000 words. 58 00:02:57,083 --> 00:02:58,250 (SNORTS) 59 00:02:58,333 --> 00:03:01,166 All right, birthday girl gets two. Enjoy. 60 00:03:01,250 --> 00:03:03,083 That's top tier ski wear, that is. 61 00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:05,667 -(HARPER SNIFFS) -How many left? 62 00:03:05,750 --> 00:03:07,792 ROBERT: Uh... one. 63 00:03:07,875 --> 00:03:09,500 GREG: This is like that scene in Notting Hill 64 00:03:09,583 --> 00:03:10,750 where they try and work out... 65 00:03:10,834 --> 00:03:12,333 ROBERT: What, with-- with the brownies? Okay, well... 66 00:03:12,417 --> 00:03:14,834 Hey, so, I'm not trying to be a Luddite, 67 00:03:14,917 --> 00:03:16,417 and I know you'll hardly ever use it, 68 00:03:16,500 --> 00:03:19,709 but I think it's kinda nice to see the future 69 00:03:19,792 --> 00:03:21,834 in tiny little boxes. (CHUCKLES) 70 00:03:21,917 --> 00:03:25,375 ♪ Ooh, I think I like her Like her, like her... ♪ 71 00:03:25,458 --> 00:03:27,041 GREG: All my friends are getting married! 72 00:03:27,125 --> 00:03:28,667 ROBERT: Okay, well, yeah, there you go. 73 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:30,250 Who can argue with that? (LAUGHS) 74 00:03:30,333 --> 00:03:32,208 I know today's hard for you. 75 00:03:32,291 --> 00:03:34,875 I know you must be thinking about your brother. 76 00:03:34,959 --> 00:03:36,750 (INDISTINCT CHATTER CONTINUES) 77 00:03:36,834 --> 00:03:39,250 It's personalized, so you better like it. (LAUGHS) 78 00:03:39,333 --> 00:03:42,041 -Can't return it, 'cause... -YASMIN: Yeah, it's yours now... 79 00:03:42,125 --> 00:03:43,291 (LAUGHS) 80 00:03:44,291 --> 00:03:46,250 HARPER STERN: You guys call this "seshing"? 81 00:03:46,333 --> 00:03:47,709 GREG: Uh, yeah, It's like, um... 82 00:03:47,792 --> 00:03:49,500 ♪ ("BREATHE" BY CAMELPHAT AND CRISTOPH PLAYING) ♪ 83 00:03:49,583 --> 00:03:51,083 -GREG: ...a session. -HARPER: Why? 84 00:03:51,166 --> 00:03:53,041 GREG: It's, like, as big a cultural touchstone 85 00:03:53,125 --> 00:03:54,667 as, I guess, anything. 86 00:03:54,750 --> 00:03:58,208 ♪ I won't bend ♪ 87 00:03:58,291 --> 00:04:01,375 (GREG CHATTING INDISTINCTLY) 88 00:04:01,458 --> 00:04:04,500 ♪ You're hurting so much... ♪ 89 00:04:04,583 --> 00:04:06,959 GREG: ...and I-- I use that term in a nongendered way. 90 00:04:07,041 --> 00:04:09,083 HARPER: Dude, I-- I get it. Thanks. 91 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:11,458 GREG: Okay. Um. Enjoy the kitchen. 92 00:04:12,500 --> 00:04:13,625 I'll watch. 93 00:04:17,583 --> 00:04:19,542 My boyfriend's filled our apartment 94 00:04:19,625 --> 00:04:21,709 with these cheese plants. 95 00:04:21,792 --> 00:04:23,542 The brochure said we should name them. 96 00:04:23,625 --> 00:04:25,792 They pulled out names from a hat at his work. 97 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:34,083 -Sorry if I'm interrupting. -Interrupting what? 98 00:04:34,166 --> 00:04:37,834 (GAS HISSING) 99 00:04:39,458 --> 00:04:41,583 -HARPER: It's an IPA. -(GREG GROANS) 100 00:04:41,667 --> 00:04:43,834 ♪ You feel ♪ 101 00:04:45,166 --> 00:04:48,583 -(INHALES) -♪ No pain ♪ 102 00:04:49,625 --> 00:04:56,667 ♪ In the sweet surrender ♪ 103 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:03,750 ♪ The light warms again ♪ 104 00:05:06,041 --> 00:05:10,125 ♪ You're hurting so much I need you to... ♪ 105 00:05:10,208 --> 00:05:11,792 ♪ ("CREEP" BY RIZBRA PLAYING) ♪ 106 00:05:11,875 --> 00:05:13,709 YASMIN: Harper, I've booked us an Uber. 107 00:05:13,792 --> 00:05:15,208 ROBERT: Nah, we're gonna have one more. 108 00:05:15,291 --> 00:05:17,208 We've only got that student drive tomorrow. 109 00:05:17,291 --> 00:05:19,083 YASMIN: Are you sure, Harper? 110 00:05:19,166 --> 00:05:21,166 Nothing good ever happens past 2 a.m. 111 00:05:21,250 --> 00:05:23,834 Everything good happens past 2 a.m. 112 00:05:23,917 --> 00:05:26,333 This music sounds like a fucking car alarm. 113 00:05:26,417 --> 00:05:28,291 GREG: Yeah, Thatcher tried to ban it, 114 00:05:28,375 --> 00:05:30,250 so you're dancing on her grave. 115 00:05:30,333 --> 00:05:32,083 ROBERT: All right, yeah, can you come for one? 116 00:05:32,166 --> 00:05:34,125 Yeah, okay, no, two-- Yeah, two's fine. 117 00:05:34,208 --> 00:05:37,208 Um, yeah, mate, same postcode. 118 00:05:37,291 --> 00:05:40,750 Can I have one K on tick? And a couple round ones? 119 00:05:41,750 --> 00:05:43,625 Ta. Cheers. See you in a bit. 120 00:05:44,959 --> 00:05:46,458 I'm changing the music. 121 00:05:47,917 --> 00:05:49,333 The tyranny of choice. 122 00:05:49,417 --> 00:05:51,959 Got Gus on the desk now, which is good. 123 00:05:52,041 --> 00:05:53,834 -So got a-- got a mate. -Great. 124 00:05:53,917 --> 00:05:55,917 It's nice to be working with him, you know? 125 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:57,917 -Is it nice? -He gets me, and, uh-- 126 00:05:58,000 --> 00:05:59,834 and he looks after me, and I look after him. 127 00:05:59,917 --> 00:06:01,542 Yasmin fucking offered me a place to live, 128 00:06:01,625 --> 00:06:02,875 and, like, that was really fucking cool. 129 00:06:02,959 --> 00:06:04,125 Like, she didn't have to do that. 130 00:06:04,208 --> 00:06:06,250 Is that a fucking joke, is that a joke? 131 00:06:06,333 --> 00:06:08,542 ...about myself, you know, like, about myself. Like, I can... 132 00:06:08,625 --> 00:06:11,166 -Yeah. Bonjour. -What do you do at work? 133 00:06:11,250 --> 00:06:12,333 -At my desk? -Mmm. 134 00:06:12,417 --> 00:06:14,125 Uh, they won't let me on the phones. 135 00:06:14,208 --> 00:06:15,125 (LAUGHS) 136 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:16,542 I'm not taking it personally at the moment. 137 00:06:16,625 --> 00:06:17,959 -Right. -I'm just sort of going with it. 138 00:06:18,041 --> 00:06:19,625 Have you ever had K? Ket? Ketamine? 139 00:06:19,709 --> 00:06:22,000 It sort of makes you feel a little bit legless, a little bit wobbly. 140 00:06:22,083 --> 00:06:23,667 I mean, you've never had any before so, like... 141 00:06:23,750 --> 00:06:24,834 You get like a new perspective-- 142 00:06:24,917 --> 00:06:26,417 To be honest, I literally can't see anything. 143 00:06:26,500 --> 00:06:28,709 ROBERT: Got to do it in style. If it's your debut, 144 00:06:28,792 --> 00:06:30,208 it's your first time-- 145 00:06:30,291 --> 00:06:32,709 HARPER: (LAUGHS) You look like fucking Elton John. 146 00:06:32,792 --> 00:06:34,417 -(HARPER SNIFFS) -(BOTH LAUGHING) 147 00:06:34,500 --> 00:06:36,542 -We're like different people. -Who are you talking about? 148 00:06:36,625 --> 00:06:38,000 I hope you're overwhelmed. 149 00:06:38,083 --> 00:06:39,667 -HARPER: Yeah, like-- -I'm just saying, I'd be overwhelmed. 150 00:06:39,750 --> 00:06:41,834 -You don't wanna talk about it! -Yeah, man, I'm just, um... 151 00:06:41,917 --> 00:06:43,125 -No, not really. -ROBERT: I get it. 152 00:06:43,208 --> 00:06:45,083 Goldman Sachs? It's Robert Spearing. 153 00:06:45,166 --> 00:06:46,709 That's what I'm saying, bro, like... 154 00:06:46,792 --> 00:06:47,875 -ROBERT: I mean-- -Honestly? 155 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:49,875 -Yes! -Fifty fucking thousand quid. 156 00:06:49,959 --> 00:06:51,458 -(GRUNTS) -I'll have five cents. 157 00:06:51,542 --> 00:06:54,417 I don't know, my friends are, like, cool and nice, whatever. 158 00:06:54,500 --> 00:06:56,583 -I mean, I'm just so focused... -ROBERT: I'm with you there. 159 00:06:56,667 --> 00:06:59,041 -...on work right now, like... -ROBERT: Me too. 160 00:06:59,125 --> 00:07:03,166 ♪ ("UNDER YOUR SPELL" BY DESIRE PLAYING) ♪ 161 00:07:03,250 --> 00:07:06,917 ♪ I don't eat I don't sleep ♪ 162 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:11,625 ♪ I do nothing But think of you ♪ 163 00:07:12,834 --> 00:07:16,583 ♪ I don't eat I don't sleep ♪ 164 00:07:16,667 --> 00:07:21,834 ♪ I do nothing But think of you ♪ 165 00:07:21,917 --> 00:07:23,291 (HARPER LAUGHS) 166 00:07:23,375 --> 00:07:26,875 ♪ You keep me under your spell You keep me under your spell ♪ 167 00:07:26,959 --> 00:07:29,583 ♪ You keep me under your spell ♪ 168 00:07:30,959 --> 00:07:34,291 (ROBERT SNIFFS) 169 00:07:34,375 --> 00:07:38,041 ♪ ("SPACE DUST" BY LOUIS VI PLAYING) ♪ 170 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,542 (ROBERT SNORTING) 171 00:07:49,125 --> 00:07:50,417 (ROBERT SIGHS) 172 00:07:58,917 --> 00:08:02,875 (LAUGHS) 173 00:08:05,375 --> 00:08:06,542 (EXHALES) 174 00:08:08,709 --> 00:08:11,083 ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 175 00:08:37,709 --> 00:08:40,625 ROBERT: Uh, stop. No, stop. 176 00:08:47,208 --> 00:08:48,375 -I'm sorry. -It's fine. 177 00:08:48,458 --> 00:08:49,750 No, I'm sorry. 178 00:08:52,250 --> 00:08:53,417 You know... 179 00:08:56,333 --> 00:08:58,458 -You can tell I want to-- -It's fine. 180 00:08:59,625 --> 00:09:01,291 It's not a good idea anyway. 181 00:09:03,834 --> 00:09:05,333 You know, it's just... 182 00:09:06,375 --> 00:09:08,041 with me and Yasmin, 183 00:09:08,125 --> 00:09:12,125 with-- with whatever's... happening there. 184 00:09:15,667 --> 00:09:18,500 I didn't know that anything was happening there. 185 00:09:19,583 --> 00:09:21,583 -♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ -(CAR ENGINE REVVING) 186 00:09:21,667 --> 00:09:23,375 COLETTE STERN: (IN VOICEMAIL) Dad and I really hope 187 00:09:23,458 --> 00:09:25,417 you're going to make it back for Thanksgiving. 188 00:09:25,500 --> 00:09:29,041 Oh, I saw on Instagram that Todd's got rid of his little ho. 189 00:09:29,125 --> 00:09:32,375 I'm not saying reach out, but maybe reach out. 190 00:09:32,458 --> 00:09:33,709 Okay, bye. 191 00:09:33,792 --> 00:09:36,166 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 192 00:09:44,333 --> 00:09:47,250 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 193 00:09:47,333 --> 00:09:49,375 (TELEPHONE RINGS) 194 00:09:49,458 --> 00:09:51,333 ERIC: People are missing the move. 195 00:09:51,417 --> 00:09:53,417 RISHI RAMDANI: Gregory, you smell like a brewery, mate. 196 00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:55,208 GREG: No, I think that's Robert. 197 00:09:55,291 --> 00:09:57,250 RISHI: Robert, you smell like a brewery, mate. 198 00:09:57,333 --> 00:09:58,917 -ROBERT: I think it's Greg. -(BEEPS) 199 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:01,041 DUNCAN HIXE: Harper, it's Duncan Hixe in middle office. 200 00:10:01,125 --> 00:10:02,750 Can you call me as soon as you get this 201 00:10:02,834 --> 00:10:04,750 in order to discuss something urgent? 202 00:10:04,834 --> 00:10:06,542 ERIC: The market is backstopped like... 203 00:10:06,625 --> 00:10:08,417 Harper, you coming? 204 00:10:08,500 --> 00:10:10,333 DARIA: But you can't go to the drive. 205 00:10:10,417 --> 00:10:14,083 Harper, you can't represent us like this... in this condition. 206 00:10:14,166 --> 00:10:16,500 (TELEPHONES RINGING) 207 00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:20,458 It was a chance to represent the firm in front of Sara. 208 00:10:20,542 --> 00:10:23,500 Remember, this place is bigger than one desk. 209 00:10:23,583 --> 00:10:26,959 I mean, I want to, but that's on tomorrow. 210 00:10:27,041 --> 00:10:29,875 -(INDISTINCT OFFICE CHATTER) -(TELEPHONES RINGING) 211 00:10:29,959 --> 00:10:31,333 Yeah, wing it. 212 00:10:35,166 --> 00:10:37,500 At minimum... (SIGHS) ...find a replacement. 213 00:10:37,583 --> 00:10:41,000 -And please, take a shower. -(ERIC SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 214 00:10:41,750 --> 00:10:44,000 ERIC: He's so bear-ish. 215 00:10:44,083 --> 00:10:46,792 HARPER: It'll be good for your internal profile. 216 00:10:46,875 --> 00:10:50,458 They're, like, a component of the 360s they do pre-RIF day. 217 00:10:50,542 --> 00:10:51,583 What is it? 218 00:10:51,667 --> 00:10:53,834 It's like a corporate spiel for college kids. 219 00:10:54,875 --> 00:10:57,750 Yas, go. It's not like you're on the phones, 220 00:10:57,834 --> 00:11:00,792 and you're a great advert for the firm. (GRUNTS) 221 00:11:01,667 --> 00:11:03,000 Or maybe you could go, Tash? 222 00:11:03,083 --> 00:11:05,291 Actually, that would require you to speak. 223 00:11:08,125 --> 00:11:11,792 I love you. I love my gift. 224 00:11:13,583 --> 00:11:15,166 You weren't in your room this morning. 225 00:11:15,250 --> 00:11:17,417 Yeah, Rob kept me up. (CHUCKLES) 226 00:11:18,417 --> 00:11:19,500 (SUCKS TEETH) 227 00:11:19,583 --> 00:11:22,291 Fine. But I've booked us spin. 228 00:11:22,375 --> 00:11:24,291 And I've already paid for you, so. 229 00:11:25,709 --> 00:11:28,083 There's a pungent smell of wine in this area, 230 00:11:28,166 --> 00:11:29,709 which hitherto was absent. 231 00:11:36,875 --> 00:11:40,166 On your bike, Yas. Sell the firm. 232 00:11:41,792 --> 00:11:43,041 (KENNY PANTING) 233 00:11:43,125 --> 00:11:46,166 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 234 00:11:48,250 --> 00:11:51,291 (KEYBOARD CLACKING) 235 00:11:52,417 --> 00:11:55,250 KENNY KILBANE: Come on, Kenny. (GRUNTS) 236 00:11:55,333 --> 00:11:56,875 ALIX STEEL: (ON TV) This is Bloomberg Daybreak. 237 00:11:56,959 --> 00:11:58,375 I'm Alix Steel. It is 7:30 a.m. on... 238 00:11:58,458 --> 00:12:00,041 -HARPER: Duncan? -BOTH: Yeah? 239 00:12:00,125 --> 00:12:01,750 STEEL: ...reports the worst month since 2013... 240 00:12:01,834 --> 00:12:05,041 -Harper. -Ah! The elusive Harper. 241 00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:08,709 Hi, sorry, sorry, crazy morning. How can I help? 242 00:12:08,792 --> 00:12:11,542 Forwarded you a time stamp on a mismatched trade. 243 00:12:11,625 --> 00:12:13,959 -Allerton Capital. -What's the issue? 244 00:12:14,041 --> 00:12:16,500 There's a discrepancy on the notional. 245 00:12:16,583 --> 00:12:19,458 Graduates have done this before, so I just need to check. 246 00:12:19,542 --> 00:12:22,834 Did you buy the right currency? You booked 50 quid, 247 00:12:22,917 --> 00:12:26,041 Allerton are confirming 50 dollars. Which is it? 248 00:12:26,667 --> 00:12:29,458 Sterling. Uh, quid. 249 00:12:29,542 --> 00:12:32,291 Allerton's confirmation says it's a dollar amount. 250 00:12:35,625 --> 00:12:37,000 It definitely wasn't. 251 00:12:37,083 --> 00:12:38,959 DUNCAN: Call the client. I'm sure he'll rectify. 252 00:12:39,041 --> 00:12:40,166 It's probably their mistake. 253 00:12:40,250 --> 00:12:43,458 If it's yours, I need to know ASAP. 254 00:12:43,542 --> 00:12:46,875 Do I need to tell my manager? Is this, uh, a serious issue? 255 00:12:46,959 --> 00:12:48,291 Absolutely you should. 256 00:12:48,375 --> 00:12:49,834 Not telling him is not acceptable. 257 00:12:51,208 --> 00:12:52,333 Okay. I'll-- I'll fix it. 258 00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:57,875 RISHI: Listen, if anyone wants me, 259 00:12:57,959 --> 00:13:00,291 fucking I.M. me. Stop ringing my line! 260 00:13:01,959 --> 00:13:04,709 ERIC: No, exactly. I was just going to flag that... 261 00:13:04,792 --> 00:13:06,333 RISHI: I'm not gonna hold your hand. 262 00:13:06,417 --> 00:13:09,250 Contrary to popular belief, I am not God! 263 00:13:09,333 --> 00:13:11,875 ERIC: A load of our economists clamoring over each other 264 00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:13,333 to be wrong on the direction of Europe... 265 00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:17,125 -ASSISTANT: Allerton Capital. -It's Harper from Pierpoint. 266 00:13:17,208 --> 00:13:19,667 Um, I was hoping to speak with Aubrey. 267 00:13:19,750 --> 00:13:22,375 -ASSISTANT: Putting you through. -AUBREY LEWIS: Aubrey speaking. 268 00:13:22,458 --> 00:13:25,125 How is your wife coping with the sleep apnea? 269 00:13:25,208 --> 00:13:27,000 AUBREY: It's less about how she's coping, 270 00:13:27,083 --> 00:13:28,458 more about how I'm coping. 271 00:13:28,542 --> 00:13:30,208 (CHUCKLES) 272 00:13:32,250 --> 00:13:34,417 Just checking, you got my Bloomie 273 00:13:34,500 --> 00:13:35,875 with our NFP preview? 274 00:13:35,959 --> 00:13:38,959 Yeah, I don't really read those, but appreciate the flag. 275 00:13:39,041 --> 00:13:42,792 Sure. Um, while I have you, that cable ticket that we did, 276 00:13:42,875 --> 00:13:46,166 middle office is saying that you booked 50 dollars. 277 00:13:46,250 --> 00:13:47,834 AUBREY: Well, that's because I did. 278 00:13:47,917 --> 00:13:50,458 ♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 279 00:13:50,542 --> 00:13:53,875 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 280 00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:56,000 No, you booked 50 sterling. 281 00:13:56,083 --> 00:13:58,333 AUBREY: Are we seriously having this conversation? 282 00:13:58,417 --> 00:13:59,917 We can pull the tapes on the trade 283 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,125 and listen to the audio, 284 00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:03,959 but it would mark a first in my 20-year career. 285 00:14:04,041 --> 00:14:05,917 Does Daria know you're calling me? 286 00:14:08,583 --> 00:14:11,875 I-- I'm really sorry. This is clearly a... 287 00:14:11,959 --> 00:14:15,041 brain fry. Um, I must have misbooked it. 288 00:14:15,125 --> 00:14:16,667 C-- Could you amend it on your end? 289 00:14:16,750 --> 00:14:18,000 AUBREY: With the rate where it is? 290 00:14:18,083 --> 00:14:20,792 Why would I eat that for you? I'm no philanthropist. 291 00:14:21,417 --> 00:14:22,458 Is that all? 292 00:14:23,291 --> 00:14:24,917 Um... Aubrey, I-- 293 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,709 -I'm sure that we can-- -AUBREY: No, I'm sure. 294 00:14:26,792 --> 00:14:28,834 I'm willing to lay this ridiculous request 295 00:14:28,917 --> 00:14:30,208 at the feet of your inexperience, 296 00:14:30,291 --> 00:14:32,709 but if you push me on this, it will legitimately damage 297 00:14:32,792 --> 00:14:34,417 my relationship with your superiors, 298 00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:37,667 and then you'll have a real problem. Thanks. 299 00:14:39,667 --> 00:14:43,125 Rish, where's street on the NFP print at 1:30 please? 300 00:14:43,208 --> 00:14:47,000 Uh, consensus is plus 250. We're at plus 150. 301 00:14:47,083 --> 00:14:50,000 Cassandra, you still think we're grinding to a halt? 302 00:14:53,291 --> 00:14:55,709 Strong and black, just like me. 303 00:14:55,792 --> 00:14:57,166 How late did you go last night? 304 00:14:57,250 --> 00:14:59,291 Sorry, I can't do this right now. 305 00:15:00,417 --> 00:15:02,000 -Sure. -Hey. 306 00:15:05,583 --> 00:15:08,041 (TELEPHONE RINGING) 307 00:15:08,125 --> 00:15:10,000 Do you have anything stronger? 308 00:15:13,208 --> 00:15:14,500 (PLASTIC CRINKLES) 309 00:15:14,583 --> 00:15:18,959 Uh, globalization of trade is... 310 00:15:19,041 --> 00:15:20,959 (WHISPERING) How many? 311 00:15:21,041 --> 00:15:23,875 Take two and you'll feel like you're inventing Facebook. 312 00:15:23,959 --> 00:15:26,625 (OFFICE CHATTER CONTINUES) 313 00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:33,208 (PLASTIC CRINKLES) 314 00:15:38,792 --> 00:15:42,500 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 315 00:15:45,792 --> 00:15:48,834 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 316 00:15:57,333 --> 00:15:59,166 Duncan, client did buy 50 quid. 317 00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:02,000 He's refusing to amend it on his end. He's lying. 318 00:16:02,083 --> 00:16:04,583 DUNCAN: Ah. Okay. Well, let's pull the tapes. 319 00:16:04,667 --> 00:16:06,417 All voice trading's recorded. 320 00:16:07,542 --> 00:16:10,375 DARA: Oh, yeah. Oh, I put in extraordinary... 321 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,709 Is there another option? 322 00:16:12,792 --> 00:16:14,709 DUNCAN: No. Look, he shouldn't have run you over 323 00:16:14,792 --> 00:16:16,208 just because you're young. 324 00:16:16,291 --> 00:16:18,792 Amend the trade in the system to 50 dollars, 325 00:16:18,875 --> 00:16:20,125 and see what the loss is. 326 00:16:20,208 --> 00:16:22,792 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 327 00:16:22,875 --> 00:16:25,041 DARA: ...flew them in on a helicopter. 328 00:16:25,125 --> 00:16:30,000 Isn't that wild? (LAUGHS) Oh, no, no. I don't give a... 329 00:16:30,083 --> 00:16:32,333 DUNCAN: Okay, I imagine it's quite a hit, 330 00:16:32,417 --> 00:16:35,792 but sell now and at least we've contained it. 331 00:16:35,875 --> 00:16:39,750 -(INDISTINCT BACKGROUND CHATTER) -♪ (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) ♪ 332 00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:42,083 DUNCAN: Harper? 333 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,792 Is it done? What does it say? 334 00:16:46,583 --> 00:16:47,834 (DARIA GIGGLES) 335 00:16:47,917 --> 00:16:49,291 It says it's all squared away. 336 00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:51,542 DUNCAN: Good. I was dreading the team meet. 337 00:16:51,625 --> 00:16:56,000 You-- we-- we were slow on this one. 338 00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:57,291 When is your meet? 339 00:16:57,375 --> 00:17:00,417 DUNCAN: 1:30. Just after nonfarm payrolls. 340 00:17:02,583 --> 00:17:04,917 Now, you're sure it's done? 341 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,959 -HARPER: It's done. -DUNCAN: Good. 342 00:17:12,917 --> 00:17:15,125 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 343 00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:16,834 See, no two days are the same, 344 00:17:16,917 --> 00:17:18,834 'cause the market is always dynamic. 345 00:17:18,917 --> 00:17:20,875 And here we're taught to think like owners. 346 00:17:20,959 --> 00:17:24,583 You manage to make it sound like a socialist enterprise. 347 00:17:24,667 --> 00:17:27,792 We're on a very aggressive image rehabilitation drive, 348 00:17:27,875 --> 00:17:30,458 so you might want to put your tie on. 349 00:17:37,166 --> 00:17:38,291 ROBERT: Excuse me. 350 00:17:40,458 --> 00:17:43,917 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 351 00:17:49,125 --> 00:17:50,625 (YASMIN CLEARS THROAT) 352 00:17:58,417 --> 00:17:59,500 Don't ask. 353 00:18:01,083 --> 00:18:02,333 I can imagine. 354 00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:07,041 What did you guys get up to? 355 00:18:08,333 --> 00:18:10,208 Ah, um... 356 00:18:11,917 --> 00:18:14,250 Yeah, I really put her in the locker. 357 00:18:14,333 --> 00:18:18,000 Yeah, well, now I'm having to deal with the fallout, so. 358 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,166 (LAUGHTER, CHATTER CONTINUES) 359 00:18:25,250 --> 00:18:27,250 ROBERT: Photoshop. 360 00:18:27,333 --> 00:18:29,750 I doubt they've ever even been in the same room. 361 00:18:29,834 --> 00:18:31,750 Look how much they like each other. 362 00:18:31,834 --> 00:18:33,000 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 363 00:18:39,041 --> 00:18:41,834 It feels weird to be in a position of power here. 364 00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:46,834 So, what are you gonna do with it? 365 00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:55,458 -YASMIN: Hi! -STUDENTS: Hi! 366 00:18:55,542 --> 00:18:58,083 -YASMIN: Nice to meet you. Having a good day? Hi. -STUDENTS: Hi. 367 00:19:18,208 --> 00:19:19,542 HARPER: All I know is I fucked up 368 00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:21,250 and the loss is at 50k right now. 369 00:19:21,333 --> 00:19:22,834 Why don't you just tell Eric? 370 00:19:22,917 --> 00:19:25,458 We have had two of the best PandL days of the year. 371 00:19:25,542 --> 00:19:27,959 I can't just put my hands up and say that I wiped it out. 372 00:19:28,041 --> 00:19:29,458 ROBERT: Yeah, Eric will flip, 373 00:19:29,542 --> 00:19:32,458 but you risk your job if you don't come clean. 374 00:19:32,542 --> 00:19:34,333 HARPER: Why did you make me stay up all night? 375 00:19:34,417 --> 00:19:37,750 (LAUGHS) I didn't make you do anything! 376 00:19:39,792 --> 00:19:41,625 Look, you're his project. 377 00:19:41,709 --> 00:19:42,917 You're allowed to make one mistake. 378 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,333 No, no, actually I'm not. 379 00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:45,667 I'm not allowed to make any mistakes. 380 00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:47,583 People like you are allowed to make mistakes. 381 00:19:47,667 --> 00:19:49,000 What the fuck does that mean? 382 00:19:49,083 --> 00:19:50,250 Mistakes are a privilege. 383 00:19:50,333 --> 00:19:54,208 (SCOFFS) Okay, yeah, well, the loss is hypothetical. 384 00:19:54,291 --> 00:19:57,709 -In the book? It's live, right? -Yeah. So? 385 00:19:57,792 --> 00:19:59,166 ROBERT: Well, then, it's not crystallized. 386 00:19:59,250 --> 00:20:02,709 So, surely it can still swing to the upside or the downside? 387 00:20:02,792 --> 00:20:05,917 If the NFP's under 150k at 1:30 this afternoon-- 388 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,500 That's a fucking punt. 389 00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:09,500 No, there's less chance of a Fed rate hike, 390 00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:10,875 which is bad for the dollar. 391 00:20:10,959 --> 00:20:12,750 Sterling surges against dollar, and my loss is totally offset. 392 00:20:12,834 --> 00:20:16,458 Look, just tell Eric, all right? You're not thinking properly. 393 00:20:16,542 --> 00:20:18,041 The street's looking for 250k. 394 00:20:18,125 --> 00:20:19,875 You don't know what the fuck you're talking about. 395 00:20:19,959 --> 00:20:21,583 So why don't you stick to whatever it is 396 00:20:21,667 --> 00:20:24,291 that you're good at, and I'll just-- I'll be fine. 397 00:20:26,291 --> 00:20:30,375 If you wanna fucking talk about last night, talk about it. 398 00:20:30,458 --> 00:20:32,917 Otherwise, let's just put a pin in it. 399 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:38,500 Dude... (SCOFFS) Please. 400 00:20:42,166 --> 00:20:46,208 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 401 00:20:46,291 --> 00:20:48,667 RISHI: I'm moving all kinds of size today. I am the flow. 402 00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:52,709 GREG: Yeah, he who talks about his conquests exaggerates them. 403 00:20:52,792 --> 00:20:54,166 CLEMENT COWAN: This is the first time 404 00:20:54,250 --> 00:20:55,750 I've been on the floor for the data 405 00:20:55,834 --> 00:20:58,333 since the evangelists invaded Iraq. 406 00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:01,000 Normally have a lunch. 407 00:21:01,792 --> 00:21:03,875 Yours is incredibly antisocial. 408 00:21:05,792 --> 00:21:07,333 Things slowing down then? 409 00:21:09,250 --> 00:21:13,125 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 410 00:21:16,125 --> 00:21:18,709 Published on the whispers about a new bubble in tech, 411 00:21:18,792 --> 00:21:20,000 interest for Kaspar. 412 00:21:26,417 --> 00:21:27,667 Rishi! 413 00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:34,291 Happy to call Usman to run him through the note. 414 00:21:34,375 --> 00:21:35,667 CLEMENT: Won't be necessary. 415 00:21:35,750 --> 00:21:38,917 Kaspar tells me he's already opened a dialogue with Robert. 416 00:21:40,542 --> 00:21:42,125 Maybe we could do dual coverage-- 417 00:21:42,208 --> 00:21:43,792 CLEMENT: Let's not overdo it, Augustus. 418 00:21:43,875 --> 00:21:46,166 Or I could just back Robert up? 419 00:21:46,250 --> 00:21:49,500 Can't imagine you want to be subordinate to him? 420 00:21:52,583 --> 00:21:55,709 -(TELEPHONES RINGING) -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 421 00:21:58,500 --> 00:22:00,250 THEO TUCK: If you have any questions about it, 422 00:22:00,333 --> 00:22:02,291 -just let me know. -OFFICE WORKER: Yeah, sure. 423 00:22:02,375 --> 00:22:04,875 -THEO: Cheers mate, thanks. -Can I have the note? 424 00:22:06,291 --> 00:22:08,417 What is it? Why are you ignoring me? 425 00:22:09,750 --> 00:22:12,083 Grow up. I have a girlfriend. 426 00:22:16,792 --> 00:22:19,166 (OFFICE CHATTER CONTINUES) 427 00:22:19,250 --> 00:22:21,959 I had interviews at Morgan Stanley, 428 00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:23,667 Nomura, Barclays, and I can count on one hand 429 00:22:23,750 --> 00:22:27,041 the amount of times I was interviewed by a woman, 430 00:22:27,125 --> 00:22:29,166 until I got to Pierpoint. 431 00:22:29,250 --> 00:22:31,208 It was really important for me to see 432 00:22:31,291 --> 00:22:32,792 people like me in positions of responsibility-- 433 00:22:32,875 --> 00:22:36,834 I was just curious, why are there no women on the board? 434 00:22:36,917 --> 00:22:39,667 Uh, we've actually just hired our first female president. 435 00:22:39,750 --> 00:22:42,500 That's more like a figurehead. Like, what's it really like 436 00:22:42,583 --> 00:22:44,250 being a woman in this environment? 437 00:22:44,333 --> 00:22:46,750 Not dissimilar to being a man. (CHUCKLES) 438 00:22:46,834 --> 00:22:48,291 You know, there's always banter. 439 00:22:48,375 --> 00:22:51,000 "Banter" sounds like a euphemism. 440 00:22:51,083 --> 00:22:52,125 (CHUCKLES) 441 00:22:52,208 --> 00:22:53,709 Well, you have to have a sense of humor. 442 00:22:53,792 --> 00:22:55,834 And men have been hiding behind theirs for years. 443 00:22:55,917 --> 00:22:58,000 Well, you can either stand on the sidelines and comment, 444 00:22:58,083 --> 00:23:00,792 or you could join us and try and affect change. 445 00:23:00,875 --> 00:23:03,125 I think Yasmin is very capable of navigating 446 00:23:03,208 --> 00:23:04,917 these things herself. But ultimately-- 447 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,959 Ultimately, you come here 448 00:23:07,041 --> 00:23:08,709 because it's one of the few workplaces 449 00:23:08,792 --> 00:23:10,417 where nobody cares where you're from. 450 00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:12,709 There are many potential role models here, 451 00:23:12,792 --> 00:23:14,834 and you could be one of them. (CHUCKLES) 452 00:23:17,667 --> 00:23:19,458 (SIGHS) 453 00:23:19,542 --> 00:23:21,417 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 454 00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:24,000 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 455 00:23:24,083 --> 00:23:25,959 DUNCAN: I'll have four sugars. 456 00:23:26,041 --> 00:23:30,041 Bit of a bastard behind the eyes. Hungover. 457 00:23:31,625 --> 00:23:32,959 You haven't covered that risk. 458 00:23:33,041 --> 00:23:36,959 Your PandL on that trade is minus 50 thousand. 459 00:23:37,041 --> 00:23:38,458 You're not authorized. 460 00:23:38,542 --> 00:23:42,667 I have to level with you. Um, I'm still working on the client. 461 00:23:43,834 --> 00:23:46,750 -So you lied to me? -No, you misunderstood. 462 00:23:46,834 --> 00:23:49,000 I'm just softening them up a bit. 463 00:23:49,083 --> 00:23:53,333 Um, it's their error. I just need a little more time. 464 00:23:54,208 --> 00:23:56,667 ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 465 00:23:58,750 --> 00:24:00,583 I'm not gonna be held responsible 466 00:24:00,667 --> 00:24:02,333 for your lack of responsibility. 467 00:24:02,417 --> 00:24:05,125 I'm empowered to report this. It's literally my job. 468 00:24:05,208 --> 00:24:08,834 -I just need until 1:30 p.m. -That would be gross negligence. 469 00:24:09,834 --> 00:24:11,583 -Well, is it illegal? -No. 470 00:24:12,625 --> 00:24:16,000 -Is it unethical? -That's muddier. 471 00:24:16,792 --> 00:24:17,959 Well, so we've established 472 00:24:18,041 --> 00:24:19,291 that it's not black and white then-- 473 00:24:19,375 --> 00:24:20,458 That's not the point. 474 00:24:20,542 --> 00:24:24,333 Look, this is on me. You can be ignorant. 475 00:24:24,417 --> 00:24:26,542 -Our conversations-- -DUNCAN: They happened. 476 00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:29,375 I don't care about the electronic trail 477 00:24:29,458 --> 00:24:32,834 or the audio trail either. It's the principle. 478 00:24:35,959 --> 00:24:37,375 Let's be pragmatic. 479 00:24:38,417 --> 00:24:40,834 Having me in your debt makes sense. 480 00:24:40,917 --> 00:24:43,125 I could help you with a move to front office, 481 00:24:43,208 --> 00:24:45,125 I could get you facetime with an MD, 482 00:24:45,208 --> 00:24:47,834 help you with a lateral move, whatever you need. 483 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,667 You wanna get me a job? 484 00:24:52,709 --> 00:24:54,750 Do you even know how long I've worked here? 485 00:24:56,375 --> 00:24:58,667 You're the one facing disciplinary, 486 00:24:58,750 --> 00:25:01,166 but if you wanna keep insulting me, 487 00:25:01,250 --> 00:25:03,417 I'm happy to stay here for a bit longer. 488 00:25:06,250 --> 00:25:07,250 No? 489 00:25:13,458 --> 00:25:15,750 -Just fucking help me! -Don't... 490 00:25:17,834 --> 00:25:20,542 do that. This is a workplace. 491 00:25:21,542 --> 00:25:23,291 We're colleagues. 492 00:25:23,375 --> 00:25:25,250 I'm-- I'm not getting emotional. 493 00:25:26,875 --> 00:25:28,917 I'm barely four months into my career. 494 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:32,709 I-- I'm just asking, colleague to colleague. 495 00:25:35,125 --> 00:25:36,500 Please, Duncan. 496 00:25:41,208 --> 00:25:43,917 1:30 is the absolute limit. 497 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,458 After that, it becomes our managers' problems. 498 00:25:53,959 --> 00:25:56,375 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 499 00:25:56,458 --> 00:25:59,917 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 500 00:26:05,375 --> 00:26:06,583 Are we cunts? 501 00:26:09,291 --> 00:26:11,542 You know what I mean, you know, like... 502 00:26:11,625 --> 00:26:14,166 were we that cunty when we did these? 503 00:26:14,250 --> 00:26:17,458 Surely you knew we entered a career that connoted, 504 00:26:17,542 --> 00:26:18,959 you know... 505 00:26:19,667 --> 00:26:20,917 cunty-ness. 506 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,959 Yeah, but I didn't think that cuntishness was a prerequisite. 507 00:26:26,625 --> 00:26:29,500 (SIGHS) I don't need you to speak for me. 508 00:26:30,959 --> 00:26:32,417 I wasn't. 509 00:26:32,500 --> 00:26:35,583 Yeah, well, in my experience, anyone that calls themselves 510 00:26:35,667 --> 00:26:38,250 a "male feminist" is usually the villain of the piece. 511 00:26:38,333 --> 00:26:40,709 (LAUGHS) Yeah, well, I never made that claim. 512 00:26:40,792 --> 00:26:43,000 You know, just, it wasn't all right. 513 00:26:46,041 --> 00:26:47,125 Thanks. 514 00:26:50,166 --> 00:26:51,291 (CLEARS THROAT) 515 00:26:53,625 --> 00:26:57,750 (SOFTLY) We used to play this game when I was at school. 516 00:26:57,834 --> 00:27:00,959 Sports days, prize-givings, stuff like that. 517 00:27:01,041 --> 00:27:02,542 We'd rate the dads... 518 00:27:04,125 --> 00:27:06,041 talk about which ones we'd snog. 519 00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:07,375 (CHUCKLES) 520 00:27:09,542 --> 00:27:11,709 Do you think they're doing that about us? 521 00:27:13,792 --> 00:27:16,333 I reckon I could fuck anyone I want in here. 522 00:27:20,166 --> 00:27:21,709 Not anyone, Robert. 523 00:27:29,041 --> 00:27:30,583 Oh shite, it's her again. 524 00:27:31,583 --> 00:27:33,792 Lure them in young, work them to death! 525 00:27:33,875 --> 00:27:34,917 (ALL SCREAM) 526 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,458 PROTESTER: Fucking murderers! Party of Davos! 527 00:27:37,542 --> 00:27:39,166 MAN: Security! 528 00:27:39,250 --> 00:27:41,959 -(CROWD GASPS) -(ALL MUTTERING) 529 00:27:42,041 --> 00:27:44,000 WOMAN: She just went charging in! 530 00:27:44,083 --> 00:27:45,166 (ALARM BLARING) 531 00:27:45,250 --> 00:27:47,458 Don't-- don't move. We can't miss the flow. 532 00:27:47,542 --> 00:27:50,542 GREG: Save me, Rishi, save me! 533 00:27:50,625 --> 00:27:52,750 -(ERIC LAUGHS) -Eric, don't make my job tougher. 534 00:27:52,834 --> 00:27:54,625 We-- We'll continue this on the move. 535 00:27:54,709 --> 00:27:57,500 The ways people degrade themselves to get a promotion. 536 00:27:57,583 --> 00:27:58,667 All right, come on. 537 00:27:58,750 --> 00:28:02,625 Harper, no client is worth being burned alive. 538 00:28:02,709 --> 00:28:04,583 (ALARM CONTINUES) 539 00:28:04,667 --> 00:28:06,750 Get. Come on. 540 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:13,250 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 541 00:28:16,667 --> 00:28:21,583 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 542 00:28:26,500 --> 00:28:29,458 ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 543 00:28:33,792 --> 00:28:36,208 (ALARM STOPS) 544 00:28:36,291 --> 00:28:38,125 -Excuse me, sorry. -WOMAN: Hey! 545 00:28:42,125 --> 00:28:44,667 RISHI: Mate, glad I'm not running position into this print. 546 00:28:44,750 --> 00:28:47,166 ERIC: Harpsichord, anything granular to watch? 547 00:28:47,250 --> 00:28:49,125 Uh... employment rate. 548 00:28:49,917 --> 00:28:50,959 No shit. 549 00:28:52,500 --> 00:28:54,542 Sorry. I'm looking at wage growth too. 550 00:28:54,625 --> 00:28:55,959 (TELEPHONE RINGING) 551 00:28:56,291 --> 00:28:57,417 (BEEPS) 552 00:28:58,041 --> 00:28:59,083 What? 553 00:28:59,166 --> 00:29:00,917 DUNCAN: I've just spoken to Aubrey at Allerton. 554 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,417 Why did you lie to me? 555 00:29:02,500 --> 00:29:04,417 You're middle office. You shouldn't be calling clients. 556 00:29:04,500 --> 00:29:05,583 DUNCAN: You made a mistake. 557 00:29:05,667 --> 00:29:07,625 So what the fuck do you think you're doing? 558 00:29:08,834 --> 00:29:10,667 Fifteen seconds to the print. It's gonna be soft. 559 00:29:10,750 --> 00:29:12,000 Then we're clear. 560 00:29:12,083 --> 00:29:13,834 DUNCAN: No, Harper. You can't trade your way out of this! 561 00:29:13,917 --> 00:29:15,750 That is unacceptable. It's reckless. 562 00:29:15,834 --> 00:29:17,583 This is where we are now. 563 00:29:17,667 --> 00:29:19,333 -DUNCAN: Harper! -HARPER: Just wait. 564 00:29:19,417 --> 00:29:21,125 The announcement's coming in five. 565 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:26,083 ♪ (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) ♪ 566 00:29:26,166 --> 00:29:28,000 THEO: Big miss on the number. 567 00:29:28,083 --> 00:29:31,709 Plus 120 versus street at plus 250. 568 00:29:31,792 --> 00:29:33,583 -(INDISTINCT CLAMORING) -DARA: What did I say? 569 00:29:33,667 --> 00:29:34,792 Told you. 570 00:29:34,875 --> 00:29:37,250 DUNCAN: Okay. Pull up the trade input loss sheet. 571 00:29:37,333 --> 00:29:39,834 -I shouldn't be doing this. -(MOUSE CLICKING) 572 00:29:40,458 --> 00:29:41,458 It's already done. 573 00:29:41,542 --> 00:29:43,166 DUNCAN: Execute anywhere within ten grand, 574 00:29:43,250 --> 00:29:45,750 and you might get away with this. 575 00:29:45,834 --> 00:29:46,917 This move's one-way traffic. 576 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:48,250 The print is soft. I'm running it. 577 00:29:48,333 --> 00:29:50,291 DUNCAN: Harper. Don't fuck around. 578 00:29:50,375 --> 00:29:52,041 Cover that risk now. 579 00:29:55,834 --> 00:29:56,792 Harper! 580 00:29:56,875 --> 00:29:58,583 There's a reason I'm sat here. Bear with me. 581 00:29:58,667 --> 00:29:59,709 (BEEPS) 582 00:30:06,333 --> 00:30:12,959 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -(TELEPHONES RINGING) 583 00:30:13,041 --> 00:30:17,125 Ivor's buying dollars. It's fucking Ivor, man! 584 00:30:17,208 --> 00:30:18,208 Storb now too! 585 00:30:18,875 --> 00:30:20,959 First move's always wrong. 586 00:30:21,041 --> 00:30:23,875 (INDISTINCT CLAMOR) 587 00:30:23,959 --> 00:30:25,834 RISHI: Fucking hell, Eric, Ivor is lighting us up, mate. 588 00:30:25,917 --> 00:30:27,583 ERIC: Of course he is. He trades with me. 589 00:30:27,667 --> 00:30:29,500 DUNCAN: Harper, I am gonna come over your hoot and broadcast this 590 00:30:29,583 --> 00:30:31,667 if you do not execute at this level now. 591 00:30:31,750 --> 00:30:33,041 It'll come back. 592 00:30:33,917 --> 00:30:36,125 (TELEPHONES RINGING) 593 00:30:36,208 --> 00:30:38,583 -DUNCAN: Fucking punch it! -Fucking wait! 594 00:30:39,834 --> 00:30:42,375 DUNCAN: (THROUGH LOUDSPEAKER) I'm not messing around! 595 00:30:44,041 --> 00:30:46,709 -All good? -Absolutely. Of course. 596 00:30:49,625 --> 00:30:52,250 ♪ (LOW MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 597 00:31:11,875 --> 00:31:15,041 DUNCAN: Where are you gonna find 140,000 dollars 598 00:31:15,125 --> 00:31:16,583 before the close? 599 00:31:20,417 --> 00:31:21,625 Harper! 600 00:31:21,709 --> 00:31:22,792 (BEEPS) 601 00:31:24,792 --> 00:31:27,625 RISHI: Harper! Come collect your winnings. 602 00:31:28,125 --> 00:31:29,250 You won! 603 00:31:29,333 --> 00:31:31,750 -(CHEERING) -Won what? 604 00:31:33,542 --> 00:31:36,959 Traders payroll sweepstake at 250 big ones. 605 00:31:37,959 --> 00:31:39,291 DARIA: Lucky bitch. 606 00:31:40,792 --> 00:31:43,500 I entered your prediction for you. You owe me a pint. 607 00:31:43,583 --> 00:31:47,875 -(TELEPHONES RINGING) -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 608 00:31:47,959 --> 00:31:50,417 RISHI: Greg, you've done something selfless there. 609 00:31:50,500 --> 00:31:51,875 Somebody should make a note, no? 610 00:31:51,959 --> 00:31:53,583 GREG: Yeah, I'll tell my blog. 611 00:31:53,667 --> 00:31:56,166 RISHI: Probably leave it out as it's so out of character. 612 00:31:56,250 --> 00:32:00,333 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 613 00:32:04,333 --> 00:32:06,000 Hi. Hi. It's Harper. 614 00:32:07,500 --> 00:32:10,834 Can I run something by you in person-- in person-- 615 00:32:10,917 --> 00:32:12,583 it has to be in person, um, 616 00:32:12,667 --> 00:32:15,709 it needs to be pre 4:30, before the close. 617 00:32:16,583 --> 00:32:18,834 (WATER RUNNING) 618 00:32:19,834 --> 00:32:23,000 ♪ (SYNTH MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 619 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:28,333 ROBERT: Are you okay? 620 00:32:30,125 --> 00:32:31,417 (CHUCKLES) 621 00:32:38,709 --> 00:32:40,709 I've never had anyone hate me before. 622 00:32:58,959 --> 00:33:00,834 (YASMIN SIGHS) 623 00:33:22,208 --> 00:33:24,125 I need to have a shower. (CHUCKLES) 624 00:33:32,083 --> 00:33:33,917 Do you fancy a bevvy after work? 625 00:33:43,625 --> 00:33:45,417 I have plans with Seb. 626 00:33:48,625 --> 00:33:51,083 You didn't fuck anyone, did you? 627 00:33:54,917 --> 00:33:58,208 -(FOOTSTEPS RECEDING) -(DOOR OPENS) 628 00:33:58,291 --> 00:34:01,041 So there are gonna be some very, very happy MDs 629 00:34:01,125 --> 00:34:03,208 and some pretty miserable ones. 630 00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:06,041 I think a ton of people got whiplashed on this NFP print. 631 00:34:06,125 --> 00:34:08,709 Do you think the payroll data considers Instagram models? 632 00:34:08,792 --> 00:34:10,333 (RISHI LAUGHS) 633 00:34:10,417 --> 00:34:14,208 Fuck! I've got another engagement drinks tonight. 634 00:34:14,291 --> 00:34:16,291 Hopefully if I go, they won't invite me to the wedding. 635 00:34:16,375 --> 00:34:19,208 Yes, there are few things more common than a wedding. 636 00:34:19,291 --> 00:34:20,375 Like what? 637 00:34:20,458 --> 00:34:24,625 Richard Branson. Skiing in France. Airline pajamas. 638 00:34:24,709 --> 00:34:26,166 (GREG LAUGHS) 639 00:34:26,250 --> 00:34:27,917 What's wrong with marriage? 640 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,041 Please tell me you're wiser than that. 641 00:34:30,125 --> 00:34:34,417 Well, it's legal now. So it's an option. 642 00:34:34,500 --> 00:34:38,208 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -(TELEPHONES RINGING) 643 00:34:40,667 --> 00:34:43,834 You must be thinking about doing the honorable thing soon, Theo? 644 00:34:43,917 --> 00:34:48,333 Yeah, yeah. I mean, there's no rush. But... 645 00:34:48,417 --> 00:34:50,667 I love her, so I guess it's inevitable. 646 00:34:50,750 --> 00:34:55,083 You're far too young. Went to Jaspar Conran's wedding. 647 00:34:55,166 --> 00:34:57,792 -Suffice to say it was a party. -Did you actually go, though? 648 00:34:57,875 --> 00:35:00,792 Or is that just another part of your life you're lying about? 649 00:35:06,834 --> 00:35:09,583 DARA: No time like the present. Yeah. 650 00:35:09,667 --> 00:35:11,667 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 651 00:35:22,041 --> 00:35:24,041 You ever speak to me like that again, 652 00:35:24,125 --> 00:35:26,500 I'll put you in the fucking ground. 653 00:35:29,750 --> 00:35:30,875 GUS SACKEY: Sorry. 654 00:35:35,500 --> 00:35:38,333 -(TELEPHONE RINGS) -RISHI: Rishi, Pierpoint... 655 00:35:38,417 --> 00:35:40,875 (WATER RUNNING) 656 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,333 -(BICYCLE BELLS CHIMING) -(DRIVERS YELLING) 657 00:36:02,417 --> 00:36:04,583 (INDISTINCT CLAMOR) 658 00:36:04,667 --> 00:36:06,709 MAN: (SHOUTING) Look both ways, you twat! 659 00:36:07,125 --> 00:36:08,208 COBWEB: Hail. 660 00:36:08,291 --> 00:36:09,917 -MOTH: Hail. -MUSTARDSEED: Hail. 661 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,166 BOTTOM: I cry your worships' mercy. 662 00:36:12,250 --> 00:36:14,583 I shall desire you of more acquaintance, 663 00:36:14,667 --> 00:36:15,875 good Master Cobweb. 664 00:36:15,959 --> 00:36:19,041 If I cut my finger, I shall make bold with you. 665 00:36:19,125 --> 00:36:20,875 Your name, honest gentleman? 666 00:36:20,959 --> 00:36:22,333 PEASEBLOSSOM: Peaseblossom. 667 00:36:22,417 --> 00:36:26,250 BOTTOM: I pray you, commend me to Mistress Squash, your mother, 668 00:36:26,333 --> 00:36:28,375 and Master Peascod, your father. 669 00:36:28,458 --> 00:36:29,500 MAN: (GRUMBLING) Come on. 670 00:36:29,583 --> 00:36:32,709 I shall desire you of more acquaintance too, 671 00:36:32,792 --> 00:36:34,500 Good Master Peaseblossom. 672 00:36:34,583 --> 00:36:37,500 Your name, I beseech you, sir? 673 00:36:37,583 --> 00:36:39,250 -MUSTARDSEED: Mustardseed. -Which one's your niece? 674 00:36:39,333 --> 00:36:43,208 BOTTOM: Good Master Mustardseed, I know your patience well. 675 00:36:43,291 --> 00:36:46,041 That same cowardly, giant-like... 676 00:36:46,125 --> 00:36:48,250 Thanks for taking the time to see me. 677 00:36:49,959 --> 00:36:51,208 BOTTOM: I promise your kindred... 678 00:36:51,291 --> 00:36:54,250 Every child on that stage is doomed. 679 00:36:56,125 --> 00:36:59,542 I wish my sister wasn't too proud to take my money and... 680 00:36:59,625 --> 00:37:01,792 drag her out of this shithole. 681 00:37:02,500 --> 00:37:03,500 It seems fine. 682 00:37:03,583 --> 00:37:05,417 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's fine. 683 00:37:06,667 --> 00:37:08,709 Did me all right, didn't it? 684 00:37:08,792 --> 00:37:10,959 But then I'm not everybody, am I? 685 00:37:11,041 --> 00:37:13,625 (CLEARS THROAT, CHUCKLES) 686 00:37:13,709 --> 00:37:17,208 Some Labour MP sent his kids here for "credibility," 687 00:37:17,291 --> 00:37:20,291 ended up hanging himself with an orange in his mouth. 688 00:37:22,792 --> 00:37:25,083 Or was that Michael Hutchence? 689 00:37:25,166 --> 00:37:28,458 ROBIN: ...that, when he waked, of force she must be eyed. 690 00:37:28,542 --> 00:37:30,500 I have a really... 691 00:37:30,583 --> 00:37:33,083 commercial idea I needed to put in front of you 692 00:37:33,166 --> 00:37:34,500 -pre the close-- -Shh. 693 00:37:35,458 --> 00:37:37,333 ROBIN: ...but not this the man. 694 00:37:39,333 --> 00:37:42,625 The NFP turnaround is pure positioning. 695 00:37:42,709 --> 00:37:46,375 We have a really competitive short dollar yen option. 696 00:37:46,458 --> 00:37:48,333 I've priced it especially for you. 697 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:49,917 The rate is locked, 698 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:51,750 but you'll need to execute pre-close. 699 00:37:51,834 --> 00:37:53,667 HERMIA: ...being o'er shoes in blood... 700 00:37:53,750 --> 00:37:55,166 -plunge in the deep... -(CAMERA CLICKS) 701 00:37:55,250 --> 00:37:57,875 -...and kill me too. -(CHUCKLES) 702 00:37:57,959 --> 00:38:01,417 HERMIA: The sun was not so true unto the day... 703 00:38:01,500 --> 00:38:05,709 I once had a Lehman saleswoman follow me into the toilet 704 00:38:05,792 --> 00:38:07,583 and try and flog me some MBS. 705 00:38:10,041 --> 00:38:13,291 HERMIA: I'll believe as soon this whole Earth may be bored... 706 00:38:13,375 --> 00:38:17,625 So it's a vanilla currency option that will lose me money. 707 00:38:17,709 --> 00:38:19,792 So either you think I'm stupid, or you're stupid. 708 00:38:19,875 --> 00:38:22,333 And I know you're not stupid. 709 00:38:22,417 --> 00:38:23,542 (CAMERA CLICKS) 710 00:38:25,625 --> 00:38:28,417 The only real currency you ever have 711 00:38:29,208 --> 00:38:32,709 as a salesperson is honesty. 712 00:38:32,792 --> 00:38:35,667 HERMIA: ...a murderer look, so dead, so grim. 713 00:38:35,750 --> 00:38:38,250 So are you going to tell me why you're really here? 714 00:38:38,333 --> 00:38:40,834 DEMETRIUS: ...and so should I, pierced through the heart 715 00:38:40,917 --> 00:38:43,208 -with your stern cruelty. -I made a mistake. 716 00:38:43,291 --> 00:38:45,125 DEMETRIUS: Yet you, the murderer... 717 00:38:45,208 --> 00:38:49,333 I misbooked something, and made it worse. 718 00:38:49,417 --> 00:38:51,250 -Have you told your boss? -No. 719 00:38:51,333 --> 00:38:52,917 Well, tell your boss. It's the only option. 720 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:54,959 MAN: (WHISPERING) Shut the fuck up! 721 00:38:55,041 --> 00:38:59,041 HERMIA: What's this to my Lysander? 722 00:38:59,125 --> 00:39:01,875 Where is he? Ah, good Demetrius... 723 00:39:02,250 --> 00:39:04,250 I thought... 724 00:39:04,333 --> 00:39:09,959 with your normal receptiveness to my thinking... 725 00:39:11,875 --> 00:39:15,917 DEMETRIUS: I had rather give his carcass to my hounds. 726 00:39:17,083 --> 00:39:18,834 What are you doing here, Harper? 727 00:39:18,917 --> 00:39:22,250 HERMIA: ...drivest me past the bounds of maiden's... 728 00:39:22,333 --> 00:39:26,417 Clear your head, take a second, come clean. 729 00:39:26,500 --> 00:39:28,542 HERMIA: Henceforth be never... 730 00:39:28,625 --> 00:39:32,291 Whatever the consequences, you'll feel relief. 731 00:39:32,375 --> 00:39:35,166 HERMIA: Oh, once tell true, tell true even for my sake. 732 00:39:35,250 --> 00:39:38,959 And I'm willing to forget about this little intrusion. 733 00:39:39,041 --> 00:39:41,583 HERMIA: ...looked upon him being awake... 734 00:39:42,542 --> 00:39:45,083 Don't ever put a price on your dignity. 735 00:39:45,166 --> 00:39:49,542 HERMIA: ...thou killed him sleeping? O brave touch. 736 00:39:49,625 --> 00:39:52,709 Could not a worm, an adder, do so much? 737 00:39:52,792 --> 00:39:54,417 (CHAIR SCRAPES) 738 00:39:55,792 --> 00:39:57,709 TITANIA: Lead him to my bower. 739 00:39:57,792 --> 00:40:01,166 The moon methinks looks with a watery eye, 740 00:40:01,250 --> 00:40:03,709 and when she weeps, weeps every little flower. 741 00:40:03,792 --> 00:40:05,125 (DOOR OPENS) 742 00:40:07,417 --> 00:40:10,083 COLETTE: You always put so much pressure on yourself. 743 00:40:10,166 --> 00:40:11,625 You know how you get. 744 00:40:14,959 --> 00:40:16,959 (SOBS) Mom, you don't understand. 745 00:40:17,041 --> 00:40:20,875 No matter what I do now, they're going to fire me. 746 00:40:22,083 --> 00:40:25,625 -Uh... I don't know about that. -(SOBS) 747 00:40:25,709 --> 00:40:28,834 I'm so fucking stupid. 748 00:40:28,917 --> 00:40:31,750 I don't know why I thought I could do this. 749 00:40:31,834 --> 00:40:33,709 -COLETTE: Harper? -(SOBS) 750 00:40:34,333 --> 00:40:35,417 COLETTE: Harper! 751 00:40:35,500 --> 00:40:37,542 (SOBBING LOUDLY) 752 00:40:44,458 --> 00:40:46,834 COLETTE: I really don't know what you want me to say. 753 00:40:52,542 --> 00:40:54,458 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -Uh, tell you what, 754 00:40:54,542 --> 00:40:55,750 can I get another? 755 00:41:05,333 --> 00:41:07,750 Seb, this is Robert, he's a colleague. 756 00:41:07,834 --> 00:41:09,500 I've heard a lot about you. You all right? 757 00:41:09,583 --> 00:41:11,125 Hey, man. (CHUCKLES) I didn't think 758 00:41:11,208 --> 00:41:14,000 -Yas spoke about me at work. -ROBERT: Oh, she does. 759 00:41:15,458 --> 00:41:16,875 SEB OLDROYD: Sit down, man. 760 00:41:16,959 --> 00:41:18,834 Ah, no, it's all right, don't worry. 761 00:41:19,875 --> 00:41:22,208 You got, um-- You got some shit in your hair. 762 00:41:23,333 --> 00:41:25,625 Oh yeah, um... (CHUCKLES) It's just paint. 763 00:41:25,709 --> 00:41:29,291 Yeah, no, I didn't mean you had actual, like... 764 00:41:29,375 --> 00:41:31,583 you know, actual feces in your hair. 765 00:41:31,667 --> 00:41:33,083 (LAUGHS) 766 00:41:33,166 --> 00:41:34,667 (CHUCKLES) 767 00:41:34,750 --> 00:41:37,125 Do you want, uh-- do you want a pint? 768 00:41:37,208 --> 00:41:42,000 Um... No, I'm all right. Actually, um, I can get my own. 769 00:41:42,083 --> 00:41:44,458 -Uh, nice one. -SEB: I'll get myself one. 770 00:41:45,375 --> 00:41:47,959 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 771 00:42:06,166 --> 00:42:08,250 I hooked up with one of the students. 772 00:42:09,250 --> 00:42:10,625 -When? -Just now. 773 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:13,375 What happened? 774 00:42:14,917 --> 00:42:16,291 He went down on me. 775 00:42:18,458 --> 00:42:20,458 And when I came in his mouth... 776 00:42:21,875 --> 00:42:22,959 hard... 777 00:42:24,208 --> 00:42:26,291 he looked up at me and he said... 778 00:42:28,125 --> 00:42:30,125 "You taste like a hangover." 779 00:42:35,250 --> 00:42:36,959 That is the least convincing thing 780 00:42:37,041 --> 00:42:38,625 I've ever heard in my life. 781 00:42:40,959 --> 00:42:42,000 Hmm. 782 00:42:52,375 --> 00:42:55,667 I'm gonna take these off and slip them into your pocket. 783 00:42:57,500 --> 00:43:00,834 You're going to put them on your face and send me a photo. 784 00:43:02,250 --> 00:43:04,166 Because that's all you're good for. 785 00:43:05,834 --> 00:43:06,875 Okay? 786 00:43:11,500 --> 00:43:12,959 (YASMIN CLEARS THROAT) 787 00:43:13,041 --> 00:43:17,417 ♪ ("TOY" BY YOUNG FATHERS PLAYING) ♪ 788 00:43:17,500 --> 00:43:19,792 (FOOTSTEPS RECEDING) 789 00:43:28,834 --> 00:43:30,041 What the fuck. 790 00:43:38,709 --> 00:43:40,709 ♪ I got s-s-stammers And no manners... ♪ 791 00:43:41,208 --> 00:43:42,417 ROBERT: All right? 792 00:43:44,750 --> 00:43:45,959 ♪ Oceanic cinematic ♪ 793 00:43:46,041 --> 00:43:48,667 ♪ I reach out For something bigger than free ♪ 794 00:43:50,417 --> 00:43:51,750 ♪ You lick it and you stick it ♪ 795 00:43:51,834 --> 00:43:53,792 ♪ And it's kinda like the taste Of everything ♪ 796 00:43:53,875 --> 00:43:55,959 ROBERT: Isn't that your best mate from the prospectus? 797 00:43:56,041 --> 00:43:58,250 ♪ Emaciated, kinda wasted Can't remember... ♪ 798 00:43:58,333 --> 00:44:00,125 (LAUGHS) 799 00:44:00,208 --> 00:44:02,542 -GUS: I've never met her. -(BOTH LAUGH) 800 00:44:02,625 --> 00:44:03,709 ♪ Somewhere in Tucson ♪ 801 00:44:03,792 --> 00:44:05,667 ♪ I watched for one or two songs Then I left ♪ 802 00:44:05,750 --> 00:44:07,333 YASMIN: Enjoy your evening. 803 00:44:07,417 --> 00:44:09,125 ♪ I give two cents And a dollar ♪ 804 00:44:09,208 --> 00:44:11,500 ♪ For all the paranoia I forget ♪ 805 00:44:13,458 --> 00:44:14,959 ♪ Well boredom is a killer ♪ 806 00:44:15,041 --> 00:44:17,417 ♪ For me the sealer dealer Now you're dead ♪ 807 00:44:19,125 --> 00:44:20,625 ♪ You paid your debt ♪ 808 00:44:21,792 --> 00:44:23,208 ♪ You're playing dead ♪ 809 00:44:23,291 --> 00:44:25,125 -(ELEVATOR DINGS) -AUTOMATED VOICE: Doors opening. 810 00:44:25,208 --> 00:44:27,208 (TELEPHONE RINGING) 811 00:44:27,959 --> 00:44:30,250 AUTOMATED VOICE: Doors closing. 812 00:44:30,333 --> 00:44:32,709 (INDISTINCT OFFICE CHATTER) 813 00:44:32,792 --> 00:44:35,875 WOMAN: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll meet you straight after. 814 00:44:43,375 --> 00:44:46,250 Can we talk... somewhere private? 815 00:44:48,375 --> 00:44:50,291 (TELEPHONE RINGING) 816 00:45:00,667 --> 00:45:02,625 You've been so fair to me. 817 00:45:04,625 --> 00:45:06,583 And the opportunities that you've given me-- 818 00:45:06,667 --> 00:45:09,959 If I wanted a story, I'd read Moby Dick. What's up? 819 00:45:14,041 --> 00:45:15,625 I misbooked a trade. 820 00:45:17,458 --> 00:45:18,625 How much? 821 00:45:21,417 --> 00:45:23,291 Hundred and forty thousand dollars. 822 00:45:34,750 --> 00:45:36,834 I called your college today. 823 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:41,917 We needed a hard copy of your credentials for the visa. 824 00:45:43,667 --> 00:45:44,834 So I called them. 825 00:45:49,208 --> 00:45:52,125 You realize this makes you the most under-qualified 826 00:45:52,208 --> 00:45:53,667 person I've ever hired? 827 00:45:58,667 --> 00:46:02,333 When I was a summer analyst at Salomon, 828 00:46:02,959 --> 00:46:04,166 my boss... 829 00:46:05,542 --> 00:46:07,291 looked like Newman from Seinfeld. 830 00:46:07,375 --> 00:46:11,959 But... like Newman if he was a linebacker. 831 00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:14,291 He once said to me... 832 00:46:16,834 --> 00:46:17,834 "I used to think 833 00:46:17,917 --> 00:46:20,166 if there was such a thing as reincarnation, 834 00:46:20,250 --> 00:46:25,208 I wanted to come back as the president or pope... 835 00:46:26,041 --> 00:46:28,959 or a .400 baseball hitter. 836 00:46:29,041 --> 00:46:33,041 But now... I want to come back as the bond market. 837 00:46:34,291 --> 00:46:38,709 Because it intimidates everybody." 838 00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:44,583 People like us.... 839 00:46:45,208 --> 00:46:46,583 born at the bottom. 840 00:46:47,667 --> 00:46:50,792 Where would you put our percentage chance 841 00:46:50,875 --> 00:46:53,542 of ever making that top quintile? 842 00:46:57,291 --> 00:46:58,875 It's about three percent. 843 00:47:00,667 --> 00:47:05,583 That's intimidating. We intimidate people here. 844 00:47:07,583 --> 00:47:08,500 Why is that? 845 00:47:08,583 --> 00:47:12,250 Because hunger is not a birthright. 846 00:47:14,542 --> 00:47:17,458 Your qualifications don't have to be a problem for you. 847 00:47:18,625 --> 00:47:21,417 Because they don't have to be problem for me. 848 00:47:21,500 --> 00:47:23,417 You understand what I'm saying? 849 00:47:30,125 --> 00:47:31,709 What was the final PandL? 850 00:47:34,458 --> 00:47:35,750 Two hundred k. 851 00:47:38,291 --> 00:47:41,000 No, no. It was a 140k loss. 852 00:47:41,083 --> 00:47:44,125 Profit, 200k profit. 853 00:47:44,208 --> 00:47:46,458 I executed for you pre-close. 854 00:47:47,917 --> 00:47:50,250 -Nicole at Mallon Mercer. -(GASPS) 855 00:47:53,083 --> 00:47:54,959 It's a hell of a spread she ate. 856 00:47:56,375 --> 00:47:57,625 What did you do? 857 00:47:58,959 --> 00:48:02,250 I went to watch her niece perform Shakespeare. 858 00:48:02,333 --> 00:48:05,875 ♪ (UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 859 00:48:05,959 --> 00:48:08,125 (CHUCKLES) 860 00:48:08,208 --> 00:48:12,083 You-- (CHUCKLES) You just coined jargon for good client service. 861 00:48:12,166 --> 00:48:15,083 (LAUGHS) 862 00:48:19,166 --> 00:48:20,750 I would have never known. 863 00:48:23,792 --> 00:48:24,792 (SNIFFS) 864 00:48:24,875 --> 00:48:26,625 But there are generally two times to tell me 865 00:48:26,709 --> 00:48:29,375 when you've fucked up. The moment it's fucked, 866 00:48:29,458 --> 00:48:31,500 or the moment it's un-fucked. Clear? 867 00:48:31,834 --> 00:48:33,375 Clear. 868 00:48:33,458 --> 00:48:35,625 That was the thing with Newman. 869 00:48:35,709 --> 00:48:38,375 He knew from day one he could trust me. 870 00:48:39,291 --> 00:48:41,917 So I trusted him. 871 00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:44,333 He wasn't big on compliments, but... 872 00:48:45,291 --> 00:48:47,291 I heard him compliment me once. 873 00:48:48,208 --> 00:48:49,709 What did he say? 874 00:48:52,375 --> 00:48:54,875 "That little chink's a born salesman." 875 00:48:59,875 --> 00:49:02,667 ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 876 00:49:12,709 --> 00:49:14,083 ♪ ("BRICK SELL PHONE" BY 100S PLAYING) ♪ 877 00:49:14,166 --> 00:49:15,625 ♪ Tell a bitch To ride the dick ♪ 878 00:49:15,709 --> 00:49:19,291 ♪ Like I ride the beat Like I ride the beat ♪ 879 00:49:19,375 --> 00:49:22,291 ♪ In the suites Looking over the streets ♪ 880 00:49:22,375 --> 00:49:23,500 ♪ And all that ♪ 881 00:49:23,583 --> 00:49:25,959 ♪ And when I leave For the summer and winter ♪ 882 00:49:26,041 --> 00:49:27,291 ♪ She fall back ♪ 883 00:49:27,375 --> 00:49:29,792 ♪ Can't have no creases Up in the shit ♪ 884 00:49:29,875 --> 00:49:31,125 ♪ That's coming off the head ♪ 885 00:49:31,208 --> 00:49:35,375 ♪ So I told her wrap my shit up Before we go to bed ♪ 886 00:49:35,458 --> 00:49:38,792 ♪ Hungry ass bitch told me Take her out to dinner ♪ 887 00:49:38,875 --> 00:49:40,041 ♪ Knowing damn well ♪ 888 00:49:40,125 --> 00:49:42,959 ♪ She'd order half the shit That's on the menu ♪ 889 00:49:43,041 --> 00:49:46,083 ♪ Reverse game Hit her with a cold line ♪ 890 00:49:46,166 --> 00:49:47,625 ♪ Told her I don't want her pussy ♪ 891 00:49:47,709 --> 00:49:49,291 ♪ Yeah that really Fucked her mind ♪ 892 00:49:49,375 --> 00:49:51,625 ♪ Learned that from a cold mack How to make them come back ♪ 893 00:49:51,709 --> 00:49:53,625 ♪ How to make her run back Hanging off your sack ♪ 894 00:49:53,709 --> 00:49:55,458 ♪ How to make a bitch Take a bullet ♪ 895 00:49:55,542 --> 00:49:56,792 ♪ Like the secret service ♪ 896 00:49:56,875 --> 00:49:58,500 ♪ While you sit back And watch the Kentucky Derby ♪ 897 00:49:58,583 --> 00:50:00,625 ♪ How a nigga sound so clean ♪ 898 00:50:00,709 --> 00:50:05,667 ♪ And never talk about a chopper Or a key, motherfucker? ♪ 899 00:50:05,750 --> 00:50:09,917 ♪ How a nigga sound so clean When he pull out his piece ♪ 900 00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:13,250 ♪ And fuck the mouths Of the beasts like that? ♪