1 00:00:01,100 --> 00:00:06,560 Last hour on Magnum. I don't know how you hot shots operate in California. 2 00:00:06,560 --> 00:00:09,020 Rick and AJ matched wits with Thomas. 3 00:00:09,320 --> 00:00:13,560 Thomas, what's that? Hot shot. A beautiful con artist. 4 00:00:13,820 --> 00:00:16,000 I sometimes get very lonely. Don't you? 5 00:00:16,300 --> 00:00:20,180 Sometimes. Escaped with $350 ,000. 6 00:00:20,540 --> 00:00:22,260 You'd send her to the bank? 7 00:00:22,880 --> 00:00:27,700 Oh, that's great. Well, how about L .A.? Because this baby just left. I am going 8 00:00:27,700 --> 00:00:31,080 with you. That woman used me. She stripped me of my dignity. 9 00:00:31,420 --> 00:00:33,620 Okay, Higgins, go get her. We'll take care of him. 10 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:35,120 Higgins can take care of himself. 11 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:36,360 You just take care of Catherine. 12 00:00:36,620 --> 00:00:38,060 And now, continuing. 13 00:00:39,070 --> 00:00:43,410 And tonight, Simon and Simon. I do believe I'm beginning to smell the rich, 14 00:00:43,410 --> 00:00:45,070 aroma of a con. 15 00:00:45,330 --> 00:00:49,590 And I smell a lot of money to be made here. A lot of money, am I right? I'm 16 00:00:49,590 --> 00:00:53,670 at all sure this plan will work. A woman is nobody's fool, you know. So trust 17 00:00:53,670 --> 00:00:56,110 us. Oh, that's a hot one. You've got to be kidding. 18 00:00:56,350 --> 00:00:57,350 Hang on and duck. 19 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:14,340 There's something really nice about champagne well chilled at 30 ,000 feet. 20 00:02:14,500 --> 00:02:18,580 Being served to you by this absolutely gorgeous flight attendant. How are you, 21 00:02:18,580 --> 00:02:19,980 Sylvia? Thank you. 22 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:21,600 What more could you ask for? 23 00:02:21,900 --> 00:02:25,820 Yeah, well, let's not count the bubbles until the cork has popped, okay? Oh, 24 00:02:25,820 --> 00:02:26,980 come on, lighten up, little brother. 25 00:02:27,540 --> 00:02:31,000 Now, Catherine's airplane ought to be touching down in LAX any minute now. The 26 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,140 FBI there to greet her and Higgins on the next flight. 27 00:02:34,300 --> 00:02:35,540 Time to party. 28 00:02:41,810 --> 00:02:43,530 To my brother. No, no, no. To my brother. 29 00:02:44,050 --> 00:02:45,890 Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. 30 00:02:46,310 --> 00:02:49,190 We'll have you on the ground in Los Angeles in just a minute. There's going 31 00:02:49,190 --> 00:02:52,210 be a slight delay getting into the terminal because of a press conference 32 00:02:52,210 --> 00:02:52,948 some kind. 33 00:02:52,950 --> 00:02:56,190 We're sorry for the inconvenience. Hope you had a nice flight. Looking forward 34 00:02:56,190 --> 00:02:59,630 to having you fly with us again. Aha, you see? The media's already in on it. 35 00:02:59,630 --> 00:03:02,320 bad. In fact, I bet they're waiting for us when we land. 36 00:03:02,560 --> 00:03:06,140 Tell you what, I'll flip you for the minicams. Oh, no, you handle those. 37 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:09,340 Thank you very much. I'll take care of all the papers and the wire services. 38 00:03:09,420 --> 00:03:10,620 Well, you've always been better at that. 39 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:14,540 On the other hand, if it's the network, then we sing a duet. Ah, Simon and 40 00:03:14,540 --> 00:03:15,660 Simon, details at 11. 41 00:03:16,340 --> 00:03:17,500 Sort of like the sound of that. 42 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:25,480 Oh, boy. 43 00:03:28,590 --> 00:03:30,070 What network do you suppose they're with? 44 00:03:31,630 --> 00:03:33,370 Everybody must be at the wrong gate. 45 00:03:34,510 --> 00:03:38,710 Except us, of course. We seem to be at the right gate. Yes, we certainly are. 46 00:03:41,790 --> 00:03:44,850 Guess the FBI just didn't want all that publicity. 47 00:03:45,270 --> 00:03:46,270 Yeah. 48 00:03:49,530 --> 00:03:51,790 What do you mean, a small problem? 49 00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:56,380 Catherine Haley was on flight number 23 from Honolulu, and then Higgins' plane 50 00:03:56,380 --> 00:03:59,940 was supposed to land ten minutes afterwards. Look, didn't any of this 51 00:04:00,580 --> 00:04:01,720 Well, not exactly. 52 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:04,720 What do you mean, not exactly? What did happen exactly? 53 00:04:05,760 --> 00:04:07,360 Hey, that's her. You got her. 54 00:04:08,380 --> 00:04:09,380 That's not her. 55 00:04:10,020 --> 00:04:11,040 You don't have her. 56 00:04:11,940 --> 00:04:16,399 Thanks for telling us we've let a woman who embezzled $350 ,000 slip through our 57 00:04:16,399 --> 00:04:19,950 fingers. And without a doubt, the underpinnings of her ultimate chicanery 58 00:04:19,950 --> 00:04:22,890 predicated from the very beginning on the swindle of money from a charity 59 00:04:22,890 --> 00:04:25,270 auction to benefit a group of needy orphans. 60 00:04:25,670 --> 00:04:27,790 Are we all together on this? We've been over it before. 61 00:04:28,290 --> 00:04:32,290 This tends to remind me of 28 days of unrelenting misery which I spent in a 62 00:04:32,290 --> 00:04:33,430 kanji tiger cage. 63 00:04:34,030 --> 00:04:35,030 All right. 64 00:04:35,150 --> 00:04:36,450 You can go now. Aha! 65 00:04:36,970 --> 00:04:40,370 Progress. You've managed to apprehend the two blackguards who broke into the 66 00:04:40,370 --> 00:04:41,370 estate. 67 00:04:41,430 --> 00:04:42,430 Wrong, Higgins. 68 00:04:43,310 --> 00:04:44,530 We're on the same side. 69 00:04:44,870 --> 00:04:45,809 We are? 70 00:04:45,810 --> 00:04:46,810 Yes. 71 00:04:47,630 --> 00:04:50,790 Well, Magnum did mention something. Higgins, they have said that you can go, 72 00:04:50,790 --> 00:04:52,050 I will straighten all this out later. 73 00:04:54,310 --> 00:04:55,310 After you. 74 00:05:05,090 --> 00:05:08,630 And then you two came along and added even more confusion to an already foul 75 00:05:08,630 --> 00:05:11,170 stew. Clearly a recipe for disaster. 76 00:05:12,290 --> 00:05:14,110 Now, call Magnum. I'll collect. 77 00:05:36,010 --> 00:05:37,270 What took you so bloody long? 78 00:05:37,550 --> 00:05:38,750 Higgins! Where are you? 79 00:05:39,050 --> 00:05:41,070 Well, I'm in the kitchen feeding the lads. 80 00:05:41,310 --> 00:05:43,950 That's very commendable, but even they will have to wait. We've got a major 81 00:05:43,950 --> 00:05:46,890 crisis on our hands. I know, Higgins. The police called. 82 00:05:47,110 --> 00:05:49,170 We've been victimized by an incredible ruse. 83 00:05:49,490 --> 00:05:52,990 Higgins! I'm at a total loss as to how she... Oh, hang on. Rick Simon, listen. 84 00:05:53,090 --> 00:05:54,930 Somebody doubled Catherine and flew in her place. 85 00:05:55,150 --> 00:05:58,010 I know. That's what I've been trying to tell Higgins. She brought the woman in 86 00:05:58,010 --> 00:05:59,010 the ladies' room here. 87 00:05:59,250 --> 00:06:00,650 At least we know where she went. 88 00:06:01,470 --> 00:06:02,850 Penagua, Costa Nueva. 89 00:06:03,250 --> 00:06:04,250 Oh. 90 00:06:05,810 --> 00:06:07,790 That's the good news? What's the bad news? 91 00:06:08,230 --> 00:06:11,290 Costa Nueva doesn't have an extradition treaty with the United States. 92 00:06:11,630 --> 00:06:13,310 I'll be there as soon as I can grab a flight. 93 00:06:13,650 --> 00:06:14,650 Magnum, AJ. 94 00:06:15,230 --> 00:06:19,190 Look, she never saw me or Rick face to face, right? I don't think so. Why? 95 00:06:19,510 --> 00:06:22,430 Because if you go after her and she runs again, you could spend the best part of 96 00:06:22,430 --> 00:06:24,510 your life playing cat and mouse in South America. 97 00:06:24,830 --> 00:06:28,630 However, if we go after her, she won't have her guard up. 98 00:06:29,410 --> 00:06:33,210 AJ, no, no. Just a second. She won't know that she's been made and we can 99 00:06:33,210 --> 00:06:34,210 her. 100 00:06:34,670 --> 00:06:35,670 I don't even know you guys. 101 00:06:35,850 --> 00:06:36,870 So trust us. 102 00:06:37,110 --> 00:06:39,090 Oh, that's a hot one. You've got to be kidding. 103 00:06:39,370 --> 00:06:41,810 All right, so don't trust us. We'll keep in touch. 104 00:06:42,090 --> 00:06:43,170 Let me talk to Higgins. 105 00:06:45,490 --> 00:06:46,490 Yes? 106 00:06:48,510 --> 00:06:50,010 What? I understand completely. 107 00:06:50,310 --> 00:06:51,310 What's the problem? 108 00:06:51,330 --> 00:06:52,330 Of course. 109 00:06:52,390 --> 00:06:54,530 Have you ever been to Costa Nueva? 110 00:06:55,290 --> 00:06:56,290 No, why, have you? 111 00:07:25,640 --> 00:07:26,780 Buenos dias, señorita. 112 00:07:34,220 --> 00:07:35,280 Oh, Catherine. 113 00:07:35,820 --> 00:07:37,880 What a delightful sight. 114 00:07:38,380 --> 00:07:39,400 My goodness. 115 00:07:39,740 --> 00:07:42,420 You certainly have gotten more physical since my last visit. 116 00:07:42,840 --> 00:07:47,420 In Costa Nueva, one who runs for office must also be prepared to run from it. 117 00:07:47,580 --> 00:07:49,900 Here today, Miami tomorrow. 118 00:07:51,720 --> 00:07:53,520 Preparale un trago a la señorita, por favor. 119 00:07:56,360 --> 00:08:00,620 I understand your latest swindle was a big success. 120 00:08:01,820 --> 00:08:05,620 Now tell me, who was your happy victim this time? 121 00:08:06,440 --> 00:08:10,600 Some pineapple baron? No, better than that. 122 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:12,600 An orphanage. 123 00:08:12,860 --> 00:08:14,420 An orphanage? 124 00:08:15,580 --> 00:08:19,300 Marvelous. There is money in orphans? 125 00:08:19,640 --> 00:08:25,480 $200 ,000 in cash and another $150 ,000 in cashier's checks. 126 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:28,340 Do you think I'll have any problem cashing them? 127 00:08:28,620 --> 00:08:35,179 Of course not, Katerina. We just issued a new million peseto note with my 128 00:08:35,179 --> 00:08:38,059 picture. My picture looks quite impressive. 129 00:08:38,659 --> 00:08:43,360 Ramon, the only presidents I bank with are Washington and Lincoln. 130 00:08:43,700 --> 00:08:45,500 I understand, Katerina. 131 00:08:45,940 --> 00:08:51,340 But perhaps I can guide you into an investment. 132 00:08:53,310 --> 00:08:59,290 This money goes right into a safe deposit box, and that is exactly where 133 00:08:59,290 --> 00:09:01,090 going to stay till I need it. 134 00:09:02,230 --> 00:09:06,150 I worked very hard for this, and no one is going to take it away from me. 135 00:09:06,570 --> 00:09:07,710 Not even you. 136 00:09:11,290 --> 00:09:14,870 At least, allow me to ensure its safety. 137 00:09:16,470 --> 00:09:18,030 I will give you Raul. 138 00:09:21,900 --> 00:09:25,600 Taking with you wherever you go, he will be your personal bodyguard. 139 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:29,780 He will not allow anybody to get near you. 140 00:09:30,840 --> 00:09:31,840 Anybody. 141 00:09:33,580 --> 00:09:35,620 Except me, of course. 142 00:09:36,300 --> 00:09:37,920 Of course, Ramon. 143 00:09:38,820 --> 00:09:40,200 Benson, Henry Benson. 144 00:09:40,960 --> 00:09:43,980 No, I'm not a member of the family. He's an old friend of mine. 145 00:09:45,060 --> 00:09:46,740 No, no, no, not Benson. 146 00:09:47,040 --> 00:09:48,180 Operando, por favor. 147 00:09:48,560 --> 00:09:49,560 Benson. 148 00:09:51,619 --> 00:09:52,619 Ben son. 149 00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:54,980 Si, Enrique. 150 00:09:57,360 --> 00:09:59,960 Hey, senor. You want to buy a lottery ticket? 151 00:10:00,280 --> 00:10:02,140 You win a million. A million what? 152 00:10:02,880 --> 00:10:03,920 A million pesetos. 153 00:10:04,160 --> 00:10:05,320 That's about a hundred bucks. Hello. 154 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:08,020 You can buy a lot with a hundred dollars in Costa Nueva. 155 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:10,500 Cameras, radios, TVs. Damn. 156 00:10:10,700 --> 00:10:11,700 Hey, you guys like animals? 157 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,340 Not that much we don't. Cut me off. 158 00:10:14,920 --> 00:10:18,320 Wonderful country. We ought to be sending them telephones instead of M16s. 159 00:10:21,740 --> 00:10:24,220 Higgins, don't turn around. Just keep on going. 160 00:10:24,620 --> 00:10:26,240 Catherine's in the lobby and she's coming this way. 161 00:10:29,640 --> 00:10:31,860 Tell them when the coast is clear and I'll repair to my room. 162 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:36,760 Go. Now. 163 00:10:41,260 --> 00:10:42,320 I got it, senor. 164 00:10:42,540 --> 00:10:44,860 You're still here? I got a special deal for both of you. Walk west where your 165 00:10:44,860 --> 00:10:46,780 hat floats, kid. Get out of here. Share it in a gold mine. 166 00:10:47,620 --> 00:10:48,620 Mucho oro. 167 00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:50,280 What gold mine? 168 00:10:50,840 --> 00:10:51,840 Beat it, will you? 169 00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:01,460 Hello, Ramone. 170 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:03,000 Oh, Kennedy. 171 00:11:04,440 --> 00:11:05,740 What's happening this morning? 172 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:11,920 Well, 173 00:11:16,840 --> 00:11:19,480 she sure didn't waste any time getting to know the right people, did she? 174 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:24,560 That is definitely somebody with a lot of coffee beans. 175 00:11:27,660 --> 00:11:28,660 Coal mine. 176 00:11:30,660 --> 00:11:31,660 What's wrong with you? 177 00:11:32,680 --> 00:11:37,420 I do believe I'm beginning to smell the rich, dark aroma of a con. 178 00:11:37,940 --> 00:11:38,940 Hey, kid! 179 00:11:40,220 --> 00:11:41,220 Yo, kid! 180 00:11:41,560 --> 00:11:43,060 Whoa, look at that. 181 00:11:43,710 --> 00:11:45,890 I don't like gold mines too much. What other kind of mines you got in this 182 00:11:45,890 --> 00:11:48,510 country? Are you pulling my chain, man? No, what kind of mines you got? Oh, man, 183 00:11:48,590 --> 00:11:53,270 we got it all. We got silver, we got copper, borax, emeralds. Emeralds, 184 00:11:53,270 --> 00:11:54,270 emeralds, I like the sound. 185 00:11:54,390 --> 00:11:55,349 What do you think? 186 00:11:55,350 --> 00:11:56,350 I think you're crazy. 187 00:11:56,370 --> 00:11:58,010 Well, I know that, but what do you think about an emerald mine? 188 00:11:58,730 --> 00:12:00,590 I got it in my... Hi, guys. 189 00:12:01,190 --> 00:12:03,210 You probably want... Hey, there's a curb back here. 190 00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:19,920 You okay? 191 00:12:22,340 --> 00:12:24,960 Hey. Up you go. Atta boy. 192 00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:27,660 You okay now, huh? Yeah. 193 00:12:27,940 --> 00:12:28,940 You sure? 194 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:30,160 Oh, God. 195 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:33,600 I'm going to call the American ambassador. 196 00:12:33,980 --> 00:12:34,980 Good idea. 197 00:12:35,100 --> 00:12:36,160 A little bit late, though. 198 00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:38,380 American ambassador left 1958. 199 00:12:39,020 --> 00:12:42,540 What? Yeah, but I figured out why we're in here. Remember you wrote down that 200 00:12:42,540 --> 00:12:43,540 license number? 201 00:12:43,940 --> 00:12:45,400 President's car. They think we're terrorists. 202 00:12:45,740 --> 00:12:46,740 Oh, no. 203 00:12:47,090 --> 00:12:49,970 Oh, don't worry about it. We're in Fat City here. Fat City. 204 00:12:50,210 --> 00:12:51,210 Mm -hmm. 205 00:12:53,850 --> 00:13:00,770 If your idea of Fat City is sitting here watching these walls sweat for 206 00:13:00,770 --> 00:13:04,550 the next 20 years, then you are right. We are in Fat City right up to our 207 00:13:04,590 --> 00:13:06,050 not if we use our heads. 208 00:13:06,290 --> 00:13:09,730 Now, Henry's going to get us out of here. In the meantime, we haven't blown 209 00:13:09,730 --> 00:13:12,930 cover, and while you were asleep, I figured out a way of nailing Catherine. 210 00:13:13,370 --> 00:13:16,850 You did? Yeah. You're going to love it. I doubt it. No, you will. Listen to 211 00:13:16,850 --> 00:13:20,490 this. Now, Catherine's beautiful. I mean, you've got to admit, she is an 212 00:13:20,490 --> 00:13:21,490 attractive woman, right? 213 00:13:21,730 --> 00:13:24,490 Probably a very good conversationalist. 214 00:13:25,510 --> 00:13:26,510 Lonely. 215 00:13:27,170 --> 00:13:28,170 Hungry for love. 216 00:13:28,550 --> 00:13:31,990 No. Yeah. Oh, no. Oh, yeah. I don't know what you're thinking, but the answer is 217 00:13:31,990 --> 00:13:35,730 no. Oh, come on, A .J. No, forget it. What am I worried about? We're going to 218 00:13:35,730 --> 00:13:36,730 here until we're 50. 219 00:13:36,930 --> 00:13:38,970 You can't find Henry. Yes, I can. 220 00:13:39,870 --> 00:13:42,510 Wait a minute, wasn't Henry the guy that used to send you little packages that 221 00:13:42,510 --> 00:13:43,510 arrived already opened? 222 00:13:44,150 --> 00:13:47,730 Yeah, but he got out of the import -export business. I understand now that 223 00:13:47,730 --> 00:13:49,430 down here and he's a legitimate journalist. 224 00:13:49,730 --> 00:13:50,730 Oh, great. 225 00:13:50,870 --> 00:13:51,870 That's just great. 226 00:13:52,170 --> 00:13:54,330 You're never going to find him. You can't even remember what he looks like 227 00:13:54,330 --> 00:13:57,330 anymore. No, no, no, no, no. A guy like Henry you don't forget, man. He's, uh, 228 00:13:57,550 --> 00:14:00,090 well, he looks a lot like that guy right over there. 229 00:14:07,730 --> 00:14:09,170 He is that guy right over there. 230 00:14:10,300 --> 00:14:11,300 Hey, Henry. 231 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:15,120 Rick? 232 00:14:15,820 --> 00:14:16,880 Yo, Haggis. 233 00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:19,100 Ricky. 234 00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:20,720 Rick! Ricky! 235 00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:23,660 Good to see you, buddy. 236 00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:27,140 Gee, what are you doing here, man? I'm looking for you. What are you doing in 237 00:14:27,140 --> 00:14:30,620 jail? I'm in here all the time. Yeah? I keep getting caught by the government. 238 00:14:30,900 --> 00:14:34,400 See, I've been researching this giant piece on the revolution for Rolling 239 00:14:34,680 --> 00:14:39,620 I've been with the guerrillas for a year now. In the mountains. 240 00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:41,990 You know, like Plimpton did with the Lions? 241 00:14:42,230 --> 00:14:45,930 Yeah. And let me tell you, Super Sunday is coming real soon. 242 00:14:46,250 --> 00:14:48,470 I'm glad to hear it. Is that your brother? 243 00:14:48,730 --> 00:14:51,770 No, don't get up, man. Good to see you again, huh? 244 00:14:52,190 --> 00:14:55,810 Uh, Henry, how can we get out of here? 245 00:14:56,070 --> 00:15:00,150 Hey, man, getting out is no problem. See, what did I tell you, huh? It just 246 00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:01,390 takes a lot of money. 247 00:15:01,990 --> 00:15:02,990 How much money? 248 00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:04,930 Half a million at least. 249 00:15:05,210 --> 00:15:06,210 Oh, no. 250 00:15:06,630 --> 00:15:07,730 Pistachios. Oh. 251 00:15:14,250 --> 00:15:15,250 About 50 bucks. 252 00:15:15,870 --> 00:15:16,870 Oh. 253 00:15:17,710 --> 00:15:20,330 Henry, you've been down here too long. 254 00:15:26,850 --> 00:15:28,010 What? Hello? 255 00:15:28,770 --> 00:15:29,770 Hello? 256 00:15:30,690 --> 00:15:31,690 Operator? 257 00:15:33,450 --> 00:15:34,890 What? Hello? 258 00:15:35,330 --> 00:15:37,130 Hello? What? 259 00:15:39,070 --> 00:15:42,270 No, I do not want to talk to Santiago. 260 00:15:42,730 --> 00:15:49,130 in Chile. I am trying to get through to San Diego in California in the USA. 261 00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:54,850 I'm not at all sure this plan will work. The woman is nobody's fool, you know. 262 00:15:55,170 --> 00:15:59,170 Well, she doesn't have to be. She's greedy and she's larcenous and AJ over 263 00:15:59,170 --> 00:16:01,910 is going to be charming and even more larcenous. Right, AJ? 264 00:16:03,450 --> 00:16:05,410 No, no, no. That's up here, right there. 265 00:16:05,650 --> 00:16:08,490 There aren't any emerald mines in that part of the country. There aren't any 266 00:16:08,490 --> 00:16:10,050 gorillas in that part of the country either. 267 00:16:10,330 --> 00:16:11,330 What? Hello? 268 00:16:11,650 --> 00:16:12,650 Hello? 269 00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:17,299 Yeah, it's me. 270 00:16:17,300 --> 00:16:18,380 I know. How are you? 271 00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:20,520 Fine. What? How's Rip? 272 00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:21,760 Yeah, he's fine, too. 273 00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:22,939 How's it going? 274 00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:23,940 It's good to hear your voice. 275 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:26,900 Terrific. Yes, it's good to hear your voice. 276 00:16:28,540 --> 00:16:29,540 Janet? 277 00:16:30,420 --> 00:16:32,520 Yes? How would you like a vacation? 278 00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:34,040 What? 279 00:17:03,820 --> 00:17:04,960 Hi, how are you? 280 00:17:05,980 --> 00:17:09,740 You know, I was a little worried when I saw the plane and then this airport. 281 00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:12,280 I was thinking, uh -huh, some vacation. 282 00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:16,400 What if a guy's got me roped into this time? But I do like the car. The car is 283 00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:20,640 nice. Well, actually, I'm really just here to say hello. 284 00:17:22,260 --> 00:17:24,980 Rick has got other transportation for you. Here he comes right now. 285 00:17:25,220 --> 00:17:26,900 Rick's going to explain everything, okay? 286 00:17:27,300 --> 00:17:28,740 I've got a date with the red convertible. 287 00:17:29,020 --> 00:17:30,020 I'll see you soon. 288 00:18:52,700 --> 00:18:54,120 Didn't mean to cause any damage there. 289 00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:57,540 Uh, hey, let's take it easy now. It's just a little fender bender. 290 00:18:57,780 --> 00:18:58,780 Hold it, Raul. 291 00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:03,040 Thank you. 292 00:19:04,260 --> 00:19:05,820 I think you just saved my life. 293 00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:10,220 Temporarily. He can kill you as soon as I get your address and phone number. 294 00:19:11,120 --> 00:19:12,880 And the name of your insurance company. 295 00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:14,360 Oh, hey, come on. 296 00:19:15,140 --> 00:19:16,980 There's no need to report this to the police, do you? 297 00:19:17,900 --> 00:19:20,440 I have a friend who does great body work. 298 00:19:22,300 --> 00:19:24,080 You don't do your own body work? 299 00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:27,080 Not on cars. 300 00:19:28,260 --> 00:19:29,580 But I'll get yours fixed. 301 00:19:31,140 --> 00:19:32,800 24 hours, as good as new. 302 00:19:33,420 --> 00:19:36,660 Is there some reason you don't want me to report this to the police? 303 00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:40,200 No, you know, just red tape, that's all. 304 00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:47,520 If I agree to this, and that car is not as good as new, you're in big trouble. 305 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:49,660 It'll be better than new. 306 00:19:50,700 --> 00:19:51,700 Tell you what. 307 00:19:52,260 --> 00:19:57,120 Let's meet at the Playa Real at 11 o 'clock and work out all the details, 308 00:19:57,780 --> 00:19:58,780 At 11. 309 00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:03,340 You have just picked a very expensive way to get here. 310 00:20:07,860 --> 00:20:08,860 Drive carefully. 311 00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:13,860 Guess what, AJ? I got through to Daddy in Texas and I told him to come on down 312 00:20:13,860 --> 00:20:17,220 here. It's so beautiful. I told him about that beautiful stretch of beach 313 00:20:17,220 --> 00:20:18,220 there. What's the matter, darling? 314 00:20:18,510 --> 00:20:21,610 Well, now, I know I told you we'd go into town, but I've got a little 315 00:20:21,610 --> 00:20:22,950 have to take care of first. 316 00:20:23,170 --> 00:20:26,810 Business? Just a little bitty business. Now, you go on by yourself. 317 00:20:27,090 --> 00:20:28,090 All alone? 318 00:20:28,150 --> 00:20:30,130 Just for a few little bitty minutes. 319 00:20:30,510 --> 00:20:31,510 Little bitty minutes? 320 00:20:31,690 --> 00:20:32,690 Little bitty minutes. 321 00:20:32,990 --> 00:20:34,350 Better be bitty. Okay. 322 00:20:35,930 --> 00:20:37,090 Love you. 323 00:20:37,990 --> 00:20:38,990 Yes. 324 00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:56,400 Can I get you a fresh drink? 325 00:20:56,980 --> 00:21:01,100 Oh, no. I wouldn't want you to make business with pleasure, now would I? 326 00:21:01,740 --> 00:21:03,740 Or keep Debbie from Dallas waiting. 327 00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:05,300 It's Janet from Houston. 328 00:21:06,820 --> 00:21:07,820 What's the matter? 329 00:21:08,460 --> 00:21:10,580 Nothing. I just had the wrong idea, apparently. 330 00:21:11,860 --> 00:21:12,860 I'm sorry. 331 00:21:14,100 --> 00:21:15,100 About the car. 332 00:21:15,180 --> 00:21:16,260 I'm sorry about that, too. 333 00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:19,460 Give me the keys. I'll get it fixed. I'll bring it back to you tomorrow. 334 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:24,080 Hey, that car's worth $50 ,000 down here. Now, what on earth makes you think 335 00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:25,080 going to turn it over to you? 336 00:21:25,740 --> 00:21:26,740 a perfect stranger. 337 00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:29,600 I want some protection. 338 00:21:30,780 --> 00:21:31,820 What do you mean by protection? 339 00:21:32,220 --> 00:21:33,220 I mean collateral. 340 00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:35,260 Either that or I call the police here. 341 00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:39,020 Oh, come on. I don't go around with $50 ,000 on me, you know? 342 00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:40,620 That's not my problem, is it? 343 00:21:41,940 --> 00:21:43,880 Well, what would be acceptable to you as collateral? 344 00:21:45,060 --> 00:21:49,140 Anything I can turn into instant cash just in case you drive off with my car 345 00:21:49,140 --> 00:21:50,140 I never see you again. 346 00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:52,160 You're causing me a lot of trouble. 347 00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:55,400 You should have thought about that out on the highway, shouldn't you? 348 00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:57,520 Mm -hmm. 349 00:21:58,900 --> 00:21:59,900 All right. 350 00:22:00,780 --> 00:22:01,840 Wait here. I'll be right back. 351 00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:20,960 Is that real? 352 00:22:21,610 --> 00:22:22,610 Of course it's real. 353 00:22:22,990 --> 00:22:24,090 What do you think I am? 354 00:22:24,690 --> 00:22:25,730 If you'd allow me. 355 00:22:32,830 --> 00:22:33,830 Genuine. 356 00:22:36,390 --> 00:22:37,390 It's working. 357 00:22:39,030 --> 00:22:41,770 She's falling for it. You got the emerald for me? Just now. 358 00:22:44,310 --> 00:22:45,310 Wow. 359 00:22:53,290 --> 00:22:56,330 You've got me in a bind, so I'm going to trust you with something that's worth 360 00:22:56,330 --> 00:22:58,570 about three times what your car cost me. 361 00:22:59,450 --> 00:23:00,450 What is it? 362 00:23:01,310 --> 00:23:03,090 But first you have to promise me something. 363 00:23:03,770 --> 00:23:06,750 You have to promise that you will not show this to anyone. 364 00:23:07,450 --> 00:23:09,190 Not even your friend over there. 365 00:23:10,050 --> 00:23:11,050 You promise? 366 00:23:13,110 --> 00:23:14,110 Maybe. 367 00:23:21,770 --> 00:23:22,770 It's beautiful. 368 00:23:25,290 --> 00:23:26,390 Where did you get this? 369 00:23:27,110 --> 00:23:28,730 Oh, I'm not going to tell you that. 370 00:23:29,810 --> 00:23:32,510 I have to promise you won't show it to anyone. 371 00:23:32,710 --> 00:23:33,710 You swear? 372 00:23:34,150 --> 00:23:35,290 You can count on me. 373 00:23:47,510 --> 00:23:48,510 You were right. 374 00:23:48,810 --> 00:23:51,270 She took it to the jewelry store and gave it to the jeweler. 375 00:23:51,910 --> 00:23:53,430 And she said we could trust her. 376 00:23:53,690 --> 00:23:54,690 Well, we can. 377 00:23:54,810 --> 00:23:56,230 I'd be greedy and larcenous. 378 00:23:56,750 --> 00:23:58,690 I'm beginning to have more faith in this scheme. 379 00:23:59,330 --> 00:24:02,790 Now, timing is critical from this point on. It's imperative she contact you 380 00:24:02,790 --> 00:24:06,290 again and quickly. She will. When she does, we must have pinpoint 381 00:24:06,730 --> 00:24:08,790 Rather like a military campaign, actually. 382 00:24:09,450 --> 00:24:11,050 Reminds me of the Dutch -African business. 383 00:24:11,690 --> 00:24:12,730 Must be the climate. 384 00:24:13,750 --> 00:24:15,290 Cheers. Cheers. 385 00:24:18,810 --> 00:24:19,810 Well, 386 00:24:20,310 --> 00:24:22,330 I got your message. You wanted to see me. Why here? 387 00:24:23,370 --> 00:24:27,550 I thought it would be a nice place for us to have a nice, quiet, private little 388 00:24:27,550 --> 00:24:28,730 talk. Okay. 389 00:24:29,930 --> 00:24:30,930 Talk. 390 00:24:32,050 --> 00:24:34,030 I got your emerald appraised. 391 00:24:35,430 --> 00:24:37,050 What? You swore! 392 00:24:37,590 --> 00:24:41,050 You swore to me. The one thing I asked you not to do was to show it to someone. 393 00:24:41,050 --> 00:24:43,250 I told you you could count on me, and you can. 394 00:24:44,750 --> 00:24:46,390 I didn't tell the jeweler where I got it. 395 00:24:47,120 --> 00:24:51,920 Did he ask? Of course he asked. He was very curious. As a matter of fact, he 396 00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:55,340 informed me that emerald mining is controlled in this country. 397 00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:59,500 And he didn't think that stone looked like it came from a government mine. 398 00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:02,360 Oh, you stupid woman. You have ruined everything. 399 00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:04,180 I haven't ruined anything. 400 00:25:05,020 --> 00:25:08,300 I told him I got it in New York, and he believed me. 401 00:25:08,700 --> 00:25:10,200 I can be very convincing. 402 00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:15,720 Now, all I have to do is just convince you to tell me where you really got it. 403 00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:23,980 A .J., maybe I haven't mentioned it yet, but I'm a very good businesswoman. 404 00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:28,380 And I smell a lot of money to be made here. A lot of money. Am I right? 405 00:25:36,220 --> 00:25:38,280 I think you're on to an emerald mine. 406 00:25:39,660 --> 00:25:42,580 And for some reason, you don't want the government to know where it is. 407 00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:44,660 Not till I own it. 408 00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:47,800 Maybe I could help. 409 00:25:52,490 --> 00:25:53,490 I wish you could. 410 00:25:55,410 --> 00:25:58,630 Some other time, some other place, maybe, but not now. 411 00:25:58,890 --> 00:25:59,749 Why not? 412 00:25:59,750 --> 00:26:02,690 Because I'm buying it with Janet's money. 413 00:26:03,770 --> 00:26:07,650 Well, Janet's daddy's money. 414 00:26:10,350 --> 00:26:12,210 Janet and I are engaged to be married. 415 00:26:13,350 --> 00:26:14,350 Do you love her? 416 00:26:18,490 --> 00:26:19,490 All right. 417 00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:22,100 How much money are we talking about? 418 00:26:22,780 --> 00:26:24,320 $400 ,000 in cash. 419 00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:33,380 But when I sell it to the government, it'll be worth $2 million. 420 00:26:34,220 --> 00:26:35,400 I want in on this. 421 00:26:35,700 --> 00:26:36,740 But you can't. 422 00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:40,120 Don't you understand? If Janet gets jealous, she'll go home to Daddy, and 423 00:26:40,120 --> 00:26:41,120 the whole deal's off. 424 00:26:41,460 --> 00:26:43,620 Well, the way I see it, you don't have a whole lot of choice. 425 00:26:44,460 --> 00:26:48,140 As a matter of fact, the way I see it, I'm already kind of a partner in this. 426 00:26:48,970 --> 00:26:53,530 Because if I say anything to El Presidente about you, your deal is off. 427 00:26:55,650 --> 00:27:02,290 Now, I don't intend to say anything to him, but I think I should get something 428 00:27:02,290 --> 00:27:03,290 in return. 429 00:27:05,370 --> 00:27:06,370 What? 430 00:27:06,790 --> 00:27:08,510 Why don't we talk about it later? 431 00:27:09,450 --> 00:27:12,310 I can't be seen with you. You'll arrange something. 432 00:27:13,090 --> 00:27:17,230 You seem to be very good at putting Debbie from Dallas... 433 00:27:17,710 --> 00:27:18,710 On hold. 434 00:27:19,310 --> 00:27:20,310 All right. 435 00:27:21,670 --> 00:27:23,290 I'll buy you dinner in my room. 436 00:27:24,370 --> 00:27:26,990 But it has to be early. Say, six o 'clock? 437 00:27:34,930 --> 00:27:38,050 What's the matter? Something's gone wrong? 438 00:27:38,430 --> 00:27:40,090 No, nothing's happened. Everything's fine. 439 00:27:40,490 --> 00:27:42,270 Just having dinner in my room at six. 440 00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:51,160 I just don't like this very much. I'm starting to enjoy her conversation. 441 00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:55,620 Look, if I could, I'd take over for you. 442 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:56,679 Buck up. 443 00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:57,960 Almost over. There's the boy. 444 00:27:58,580 --> 00:27:59,580 Now, dinner at 6. 445 00:28:00,140 --> 00:28:03,320 How long do you think it will take you to make her sufficiently, shall we say, 446 00:28:03,460 --> 00:28:06,060 compromise for Janet to burst into the room? 447 00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:09,620 Well, I don't really have much of an appetite, so I think 6 .30 would be just 448 00:28:09,620 --> 00:28:11,080 fine. Excellent, 6 .30. 449 00:28:11,380 --> 00:28:13,360 You'll be on the balcony outside the bedroom. 450 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,900 When your brother signals with his glass, you relay the signal to Janet, 451 00:28:16,900 --> 00:28:20,980 will then enter the room, see her fiancé in the arms of another woman, promptly 452 00:28:20,980 --> 00:28:24,940 pack her bags and flee back home to Daddy in Texas, thereby leaving the 453 00:28:24,940 --> 00:28:27,700 clear for Kath and Haley to finance the purchase of the mine. 454 00:28:27,980 --> 00:28:30,420 I suggest we get started. We have less than an hour. 455 00:28:31,260 --> 00:28:32,260 Synchronize, please. 456 00:28:32,820 --> 00:28:33,820 Time? 457 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:36,000 Five -ten. 458 00:28:36,100 --> 00:28:37,100 On the mark. 459 00:28:37,180 --> 00:28:38,180 I gotta go get ready. 460 00:28:55,820 --> 00:28:59,200 Yes, I'm Janet Fowler. What is it? Usted está detenida. Under arrest. Wait, 461 00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:03,300 wait. What are you talking about, arrest? I am an American citizen. You 462 00:29:03,300 --> 00:29:04,300 that. 463 00:29:04,580 --> 00:29:04,940 To 464 00:29:04,940 --> 00:29:11,740 the 465 00:29:11,740 --> 00:29:14,060 right time and place. 466 00:29:23,850 --> 00:29:25,790 Vintage champagne is good for the soul. 467 00:29:32,470 --> 00:29:33,550 Good nose. 468 00:29:54,730 --> 00:30:00,070 When my men informed you you were under arrest, I hope they mention it was mere 469 00:30:00,070 --> 00:30:01,430 house arrest. 470 00:30:02,430 --> 00:30:03,430 My house. 471 00:30:04,530 --> 00:30:06,250 Come with me, Senorita, please. 472 00:30:06,470 --> 00:30:07,470 Come. 473 00:30:11,830 --> 00:30:15,130 Light on the palate with just a touch of impertinence. 474 00:30:15,570 --> 00:30:16,790 It's too impertinent. 475 00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:39,120 agent. 476 00:31:29,930 --> 00:31:30,930 Political prisoners. 477 00:31:32,110 --> 00:31:33,150 Tell me something, Rita. 478 00:31:33,930 --> 00:31:36,930 Was the dessert to your taste? 479 00:31:37,290 --> 00:31:38,730 Yes, it was fine, thank you. 480 00:31:43,770 --> 00:31:46,630 I can hardly wait to taste mine. 481 00:31:47,390 --> 00:31:48,550 One moment, please. 482 00:31:48,870 --> 00:31:51,990 So I can sleep into something more comfortable. 483 00:31:52,830 --> 00:31:53,830 One moment. 484 00:31:54,090 --> 00:31:55,530 Whatever makes you happy. 485 00:31:56,430 --> 00:31:57,650 I hope so. 486 00:32:11,729 --> 00:32:14,890 Fingerball, senorita? No, thank you. Oh, man, what are you doing here? 487 00:32:15,630 --> 00:32:16,750 Senor Rick is outside. 488 00:32:16,990 --> 00:32:19,750 He asked if you remember his friend Marlo. 489 00:32:20,070 --> 00:32:21,770 Marlo is his dog, yes. Why? 490 00:32:22,050 --> 00:32:25,110 He says when it gets hot out, the bugs start to bite. 491 00:32:25,370 --> 00:32:28,590 Marlo can't sleep. Senor Rick, he gives him these. 492 00:32:30,690 --> 00:32:32,450 See, Marlo's a very big dog. 493 00:32:33,530 --> 00:32:35,270 Almost as big as El Presidente. 494 00:32:35,670 --> 00:32:37,070 You slip him a couple of these. 495 00:32:37,770 --> 00:32:40,490 Give him a few hours of sleep, and then we come and get you out. 496 00:32:40,730 --> 00:32:41,730 No. 497 00:32:42,190 --> 00:32:45,310 No? El Presidente said if I really wanted to leave, I could. 498 00:32:45,610 --> 00:32:48,050 And now that I have these as protection, why should I want to? 499 00:32:48,250 --> 00:32:49,250 I kind of like it here. 500 00:32:49,330 --> 00:32:53,150 I tell you what, you tell Senor Rick that if he needs me, he can call me, 501 00:32:54,430 --> 00:32:55,430 Okay. 502 00:32:56,010 --> 00:32:57,810 And well, thanks anyway. 503 00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:23,440 Catherine? 504 00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:28,880 Yes, si. 505 00:33:30,900 --> 00:33:31,900 Senorita Fowler. 506 00:33:32,420 --> 00:33:34,520 Reminds me of an assault we once made up the Khyber. 507 00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:37,740 Ruddy fighters, those Afghans. Got their teeth in you and never let go. 508 00:33:37,980 --> 00:33:38,980 Good dogs, too. 509 00:33:39,500 --> 00:33:40,600 Janet Fowler. 510 00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:42,620 Si. Gracias. 511 00:33:46,500 --> 00:33:49,040 You mind explaining to me what happened to you last night? 512 00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:51,460 Huh? I gave you the signal. 513 00:33:51,980 --> 00:33:54,700 I kept giving you the signal until I ran out of glasses. 514 00:33:54,980 --> 00:33:57,200 Catherine gave a few signals of her own, I'm afraid. 515 00:33:57,720 --> 00:33:59,400 El Presidente had Janet arrested. 516 00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:03,060 What? Don't worry about it. She's okay. Yeah. 517 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:06,140 Getting a massage. 518 00:34:06,660 --> 00:34:07,599 Who, Janet? 519 00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:09,460 All right, then let me speak to El Presidente. 520 00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:12,880 Still asleep, is he? 521 00:34:14,020 --> 00:34:14,998 That's nice. 522 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:16,340 All right, thanks a lot. 523 00:34:20,590 --> 00:34:22,690 You told Janet she was coming down here for a vacation? 524 00:34:23,550 --> 00:34:24,550 She's having one. 525 00:34:24,969 --> 00:34:26,870 And did you have a fun time last night? 526 00:34:27,449 --> 00:34:28,949 You weren't out there all night, were you? 527 00:34:30,010 --> 00:34:33,290 Rick? The only spectator sport I enjoy is football. 528 00:34:33,570 --> 00:34:36,969 And I nearly busted my neck getting off of that balcony last night. It wasn't 529 00:34:36,969 --> 00:34:39,130 exactly a picnic for me, either. Oh, gee. 530 00:34:39,690 --> 00:34:43,090 Gentlemen, this is hardly the time for petty sibling bickering. 531 00:34:43,510 --> 00:34:46,650 By arranging Janet's arrest, Catherine has actually done most of our work for 532 00:34:46,650 --> 00:34:49,090 us. We're precisely the point in the scheme where we want to be. 533 00:34:49,550 --> 00:34:56,290 And after last night's, shall we say, skillful establishment of the beachhead, 534 00:34:56,290 --> 00:34:58,250 believe the hound is ready to corner the fox. 535 00:35:04,010 --> 00:35:05,370 You're really something, you know that? 536 00:35:06,090 --> 00:35:09,450 I just found out that Janet is no longer a guest at this hotel. 537 00:35:10,090 --> 00:35:12,070 Well, you're not only cute, you're smart. 538 00:35:12,370 --> 00:35:14,470 And thanks to you, I'm also probably dead. 539 00:35:15,170 --> 00:35:16,170 Listen, Catherine. 540 00:35:17,190 --> 00:35:20,370 I didn't tell you why I've been keeping this mine a secret from the government. 541 00:35:21,150 --> 00:35:23,510 I am buying the mine from the guerrillas. 542 00:35:24,290 --> 00:35:28,090 They need cash for weapons. That is why I'm getting such a good price. 543 00:35:28,430 --> 00:35:29,930 From the guerrillas? Yes. 544 00:35:30,970 --> 00:35:33,910 One of them is coming into town this morning at 10 o 'clock. He wants to see 545 00:35:33,910 --> 00:35:36,670 cash. Now you have got to get Janet out of the palace. 546 00:35:37,450 --> 00:35:38,450 Immediately. 547 00:35:39,150 --> 00:35:42,830 Enrique is risking his life coming to this meeting. If I don't have the money, 548 00:35:42,870 --> 00:35:44,070 he will blow my head off. 549 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,880 Can you delay this meeting till 10 .30? 550 00:35:48,500 --> 00:35:52,700 Sure. Sure. You'll be glad to torture me for an extra half hour and then blow my 551 00:35:52,700 --> 00:35:53,399 head off. 552 00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:57,360 Honey, the banks don't open until 10 o 'clock. That's why I need till 10 .30. 553 00:35:58,860 --> 00:35:59,980 You have the money? 554 00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:02,180 I mean, American dollars? 555 00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:04,340 Why do you think I wanted to be your partner? 556 00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:07,500 You see, you don't need Debbie from Dallas anymore. 557 00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:10,320 Partner. 558 00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:18,800 Is that you? 559 00:36:19,700 --> 00:36:20,700 Yes. 560 00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:26,140 Hey, oh, no, no, don't. 561 00:36:26,660 --> 00:36:27,660 Nobody's going to shoot. 562 00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:28,280 Tell 563 00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:36,380 them 564 00:36:36,380 --> 00:36:38,340 I want to see the deed and the uncut stones. 565 00:36:38,980 --> 00:36:40,960 See, it's all right. 566 00:36:41,540 --> 00:36:43,520 I speak imperialist. 567 00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:16,120 We go out to the mine. 568 00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:18,080 No. 569 00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:21,360 First, I take the money back to the bank. 570 00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:29,180 Then we go out to the mine. 571 00:37:29,700 --> 00:37:30,700 Okay. 572 00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:33,000 This afternoon. 573 00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:34,760 After lunch. 574 00:37:40,220 --> 00:37:41,220 Gentlemen. 575 00:38:17,740 --> 00:38:18,800 What was all that about? 576 00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:22,020 Nothing. I just changed my mind. 577 00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:23,800 Why don't you get in? 578 00:38:28,860 --> 00:38:31,360 I slept like a tree last night. 579 00:38:31,620 --> 00:38:33,340 Good. And you, my dear? 580 00:38:33,700 --> 00:38:34,700 Like a tree. 581 00:38:35,220 --> 00:38:36,220 Good. 582 00:38:39,580 --> 00:38:46,120 By the way, did we... 583 00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:47,860 enjoyed ourselves last night. 584 00:38:48,180 --> 00:38:50,600 Now, are you going to tell me that you don't remember that? 585 00:38:52,240 --> 00:38:54,760 Yes, but not clearly. 586 00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:57,100 It was wonderful. 587 00:38:57,980 --> 00:38:58,980 Really? 588 00:38:59,740 --> 00:39:00,740 Good. 589 00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:01,880 Yeah. 590 00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:05,100 What are you doing with the map? 591 00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:11,360 Oh, uh, I was looking up here at the northern section of the country. You 592 00:39:11,380 --> 00:39:13,320 I think that might be a good place to go for a picnic. 593 00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:14,558 A picnic? 594 00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:15,560 Uh -huh. 595 00:39:17,310 --> 00:39:18,430 Very funny. 596 00:39:18,810 --> 00:39:21,450 Funny? Of course. 597 00:39:21,890 --> 00:39:24,550 You haven't heard the latest news about the guerrillas. 598 00:39:24,830 --> 00:39:28,470 No. My aide just woke me up to tell me all about it. 599 00:39:29,030 --> 00:39:30,030 The traitors. 600 00:39:30,750 --> 00:39:33,710 The traitors moved into the north last night. 601 00:39:34,770 --> 00:39:39,670 They have taken control of all the territory here. They control all the 602 00:39:39,670 --> 00:39:41,950 territory next to Anador's border. 603 00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:55,140 Oh, gee, Janet, nice of you to take the time to call. 604 00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:56,780 Never mind that. I've got to talk to you. 605 00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:00,680 Janet? 606 00:40:01,580 --> 00:40:02,840 Janet, I can barely hear you. 607 00:40:04,260 --> 00:40:06,180 Real gorillas. Hello? 608 00:40:06,940 --> 00:40:09,520 Janet, I can't hear a word you're saying. Listen, I'll talk to you later, 609 00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:10,940 sweetheart, okay? I've got to go. Bye -bye. 610 00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:13,840 Hello? 611 00:40:14,220 --> 00:40:15,280 Rick, did you hear what I said? 612 00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:18,160 Enrique? 613 00:41:18,980 --> 00:41:20,020 Stop the jeep. 614 00:41:30,100 --> 00:41:32,720 Oh, boy. We got problems. 615 00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:36,960 Well, those are government troops. Aren't you forgetting something? I'm 616 00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:38,200 good friends with El President. 617 00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:40,740 Catherine, Enrique is a guerrilla leader. 618 00:41:41,060 --> 00:41:43,940 He's known throughout the country. They will shoot him on sight. They will 619 00:41:43,940 --> 00:41:45,480 probably shoot us on sight, too. 620 00:41:47,009 --> 00:41:48,009 Oh, 621 00:41:48,910 --> 00:41:50,330 boy. What are we going to do? 622 00:41:50,810 --> 00:41:53,250 There's only one thing we can do, and that's make a run for it. 623 00:41:54,010 --> 00:41:55,210 Hang on and duck. 624 00:41:55,710 --> 00:41:56,710 Watch out! 625 00:42:01,990 --> 00:42:08,930 Come on, man, let's go. We're losing them. Now, take 626 00:42:08,930 --> 00:42:11,510 it easy. Don't forget, Raul's firing real bullets. 627 00:42:36,910 --> 00:42:39,230 I said it was live, M .O. Don't get so close. 628 00:42:47,590 --> 00:42:47,990 Are 629 00:42:47,990 --> 00:42:56,610 we 630 00:42:56,610 --> 00:42:57,610 over the border yet? 631 00:42:57,650 --> 00:43:01,490 I don't know. It isn't marked. I can't be sure. We gotta be sure. Let's keep 632 00:43:01,490 --> 00:43:02,490 going. All right. 633 00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:17,520 Any idea where we are? 634 00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:20,780 Yeah, we know where we are. 635 00:44:22,180 --> 00:44:23,600 Uh, don't do that, Raul. 636 00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:24,960 Manos arriba! 637 00:44:31,300 --> 00:44:33,280 No, no, no, no, no. No, Catherine. 638 00:44:34,220 --> 00:44:35,220 Come on. 639 00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:38,480 I don't want you to do anything that we both might regret later. 640 00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:42,080 Like killing me. 641 00:44:46,720 --> 00:44:47,720 AJ, 642 00:44:48,180 --> 00:44:49,180 what's going on? 643 00:44:49,380 --> 00:44:50,380 I'm sorry. 644 00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:52,540 This time you've been set up. 645 00:44:56,380 --> 00:44:57,580 Oh, you really are good. 646 00:44:58,980 --> 00:45:00,340 There's no mine, is there? 647 00:45:01,540 --> 00:45:03,040 And Debbie from Dallas? 648 00:45:03,500 --> 00:45:04,880 Janet, San Diego. 649 00:45:05,340 --> 00:45:08,540 You know, you've forgotten one little thing, though. All they're going to do 650 00:45:08,540 --> 00:45:10,500 just give me a ride right back to the president's house. 651 00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:13,360 I've got to get out of jail free card here. 652 00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:16,360 We are still in Costa Nueva, remember? 653 00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:17,600 No. 654 00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:22,280 Well, it's not marked, but we crossed the border quite a ways back. 655 00:45:23,500 --> 00:45:24,520 Welcome to Anador. 656 00:45:25,700 --> 00:45:28,300 And they do have an expedition treaty here with the United States. 657 00:46:02,149 --> 00:46:03,290 Rick should have been here by now 658 00:46:03,290 --> 00:46:26,270 I'll 659 00:46:26,270 --> 00:46:27,270 go look No 660 00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:56,020 Don't be on the ground, man. Come here. 661 00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:03,680 Gracias. 662 00:47:34,890 --> 00:47:36,090 me I could have picked up the airport. 663 00:47:36,390 --> 00:47:39,810 And we arrived quite early this morning, and I felt it wiser to let sleeping 664 00:47:39,810 --> 00:47:41,370 dogs lie, as twere. 665 00:47:47,690 --> 00:47:49,370 I heard everything went all right. 666 00:47:49,570 --> 00:47:51,390 Yes, Carlton's arraignment is this afternoon. 667 00:47:51,950 --> 00:47:55,090 Good. Rick and A .J. Simon will also be there. Perhaps you can give... They're 668 00:47:55,090 --> 00:47:58,670 here? Well, of course. The prosecutor subpoenaed them as witnesses. Nice 669 00:47:58,690 --> 00:48:01,010 actually. Hey, Higgins, I just changed the linens yesterday. 670 00:48:01,590 --> 00:48:02,750 Yes, I'm sure you did. 671 00:48:03,190 --> 00:48:04,190 Wait a minute. 672 00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:08,080 Wait a minute. 673 00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:13,500 The state provides accommodation for its witnesses. 674 00:48:13,780 --> 00:48:17,600 But a one -star hotel is hardly adequate recompense for such stellar witnesses. 675 00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:20,000 Especially when they're the ones who saved your little stars. 676 00:48:20,220 --> 00:48:22,220 Hey, Magnum, how you doing? Hi, guys. 677 00:48:22,780 --> 00:48:24,220 Hello, Magnum. How's the shoulder? 678 00:48:24,460 --> 00:48:25,640 Oh, it's fine. 679 00:48:26,010 --> 00:48:27,710 Spare keys so you can come and go freely. 680 00:48:28,190 --> 00:48:29,089 Terrific. Thank you. 681 00:48:29,090 --> 00:48:32,230 Here are any additional linens. Magnum knows where everything is. Oh, listen, I 682 00:48:32,230 --> 00:48:34,950 did take the liberty of rearranging the stuff in your closet. We need some more 683 00:48:34,950 --> 00:48:37,770 rum. Yeah, you never know how long these court cases are going to drag on. 684 00:48:37,970 --> 00:48:38,709 That's true. 685 00:48:38,710 --> 00:48:42,330 Hey, remember that embezzlement case in Fresno? Oh, boy, we were stuck there for 686 00:48:42,330 --> 00:48:43,750 three months. Can you imagine?