1 00:02:49,208 --> 00:02:52,000 Elisabeth! 2 00:02:52,583 --> 00:02:54,208 - We love you! - We love you, Elisabeth! 3 00:02:54,209 --> 00:02:55,916 - Please! - Over here! 4 00:02:55,917 --> 00:02:57,625 Oh my God, we love you! 5 00:02:58,333 --> 00:03:00,667 I love her. 6 00:03:01,458 --> 00:03:04,125 Sparkle! 7 00:03:05,250 --> 00:03:07,000 ...my favourite. 8 00:03:07,208 --> 00:03:08,624 Wanna get something to eat? 9 00:03:08,625 --> 00:03:10,833 Yeah, I'll get a pretzel, or something. 10 00:03:15,250 --> 00:03:18,250 - Remember her? - She was in that movie... Uh! 11 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,458 We're gonna have to let her know we're gonna be late. 12 00:03:26,459 --> 00:03:28,208 Yeah, I'll give her a text. 13 00:03:31,542 --> 00:03:33,083 He owes me 20 bucks. 14 00:03:49,458 --> 00:03:51,018 Get out the way! 15 00:03:51,083 --> 00:03:52,167 Vamos! 16 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:56,292 Shit! 17 00:04:26,417 --> 00:04:27,417 You got it! 18 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:29,542 Feel that power, ladies! 19 00:04:32,375 --> 00:04:34,042 And march! Get those knees up. 20 00:04:34,208 --> 00:04:35,208 You got it! 21 00:04:38,250 --> 00:04:39,250 Come on! 22 00:04:39,792 --> 00:04:40,875 Front. 23 00:04:41,042 --> 00:04:42,208 Kick! 24 00:04:42,917 --> 00:04:43,958 Kick! 25 00:04:44,542 --> 00:04:46,042 Oh yeah, you got it! 26 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,042 Square. 27 00:04:48,500 --> 00:04:49,917 Think about those bikini bods. 28 00:04:50,083 --> 00:04:52,875 You wanna look like a giant jellyfish on the beach? 29 00:04:53,667 --> 00:04:54,667 Come on. 30 00:04:55,417 --> 00:04:56,417 Cross. 31 00:04:57,083 --> 00:04:58,208 Push. 32 00:04:58,917 --> 00:05:01,125 Kick! Come on, you got it! 33 00:05:01,667 --> 00:05:03,542 Hang in there, ladies, you've got it. 34 00:05:06,083 --> 00:05:07,708 You've got it! 35 00:05:08,125 --> 00:05:09,833 Whoo! 36 00:05:12,167 --> 00:05:13,667 Great workout, ladies. 37 00:05:15,125 --> 00:05:17,875 Alright, I hope I see you next week for Sparkle Your Life. 38 00:05:18,042 --> 00:05:19,583 We're gonna work on the lateral abs, 39 00:05:19,750 --> 00:05:22,042 you know, the most difficult part to sculpt. 40 00:05:22,208 --> 00:05:23,625 But in the meantime, 41 00:05:23,792 --> 00:05:25,375 take care of yourself. 42 00:05:30,042 --> 00:05:31,583 Move it back, position one. 43 00:05:31,584 --> 00:05:33,000 Great job, ladies. 44 00:05:33,167 --> 00:05:34,666 You got it. 45 00:05:34,667 --> 00:05:36,707 Alright, get these lights down for me. 46 00:05:55,042 --> 00:05:56,875 - Happy birthday! - Oh, thank you. 47 00:06:00,250 --> 00:06:02,083 - Happy birthday. - Oh, thank you. 48 00:06:02,208 --> 00:06:04,583 - Happy birthday. - Thank you. 49 00:06:24,875 --> 00:06:29,000 I don't care if we have to see every fucking young girl in this fucking town 50 00:06:29,001 --> 00:06:30,375 in the next few weeks! 51 00:06:30,917 --> 00:06:32,333 Look, 52 00:06:32,334 --> 00:06:33,708 I'll make it simple. 53 00:06:33,917 --> 00:06:35,583 We need her young. 54 00:06:35,750 --> 00:06:37,708 We need her hot. 55 00:06:37,875 --> 00:06:39,542 We need her now. 56 00:06:40,792 --> 00:06:43,417 How the old bitch has been able to stick around for this long, 57 00:06:43,418 --> 00:06:45,625 that's the fucking mystery to me. 58 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:49,707 Oh, Oscar winner my ass. 59 00:06:49,708 --> 00:06:51,666 When was that? Back in the 30s, 60 00:06:51,667 --> 00:06:53,625 what, for King Kong? 61 00:06:56,042 --> 00:06:57,917 - ...promised her... - No. 62 00:06:57,918 --> 00:07:01,417 I don't give a fuck what we promised her! 63 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,708 This is network TV, not a fucking charity. 64 00:07:06,458 --> 00:07:09,042 Find me somebody new! 65 00:07:09,043 --> 00:07:10,207 Now! 66 00:07:11,542 --> 00:07:16,875 Hey, did you know that a woman's fertility starts to decrease about the age of 25? 67 00:07:17,208 --> 00:07:18,708 How old is Jennifer? 68 00:07:18,875 --> 00:07:21,042 You better get busy! 69 00:07:57,958 --> 00:08:00,583 It's like when you see someone fart on screen. 70 00:08:05,625 --> 00:08:07,792 People just love that. 71 00:08:07,793 --> 00:08:09,542 I mean, that's just the way it is. 72 00:08:11,043 --> 00:08:12,541 C'est la vie. 73 00:08:12,542 --> 00:08:14,082 People are just people. 74 00:08:14,083 --> 00:08:17,750 And I have to give people what they want. 75 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:20,083 That's what keeps the shareholders happy. 76 00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:23,917 And people always ask for something new. 77 00:08:24,583 --> 00:08:25,833 Renewal 78 00:08:26,667 --> 00:08:27,958 is inevitable. 79 00:08:28,875 --> 00:08:30,208 And at 50... 80 00:08:30,667 --> 00:08:31,707 well... 81 00:08:33,417 --> 00:08:34,500 it stops. 82 00:08:35,208 --> 00:08:36,667 What stops? 83 00:08:37,417 --> 00:08:38,750 What? 84 00:08:38,751 --> 00:08:40,375 What stops? 85 00:08:41,750 --> 00:08:42,958 Um... 86 00:08:43,458 --> 00:08:44,917 you know, the... 87 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:49,417 the... 88 00:08:52,875 --> 00:08:54,208 Oh, George! 89 00:08:54,417 --> 00:08:56,207 Oh, oh! 90 00:08:56,208 --> 00:08:57,249 I'm sorry, I gotta run. 91 00:08:57,250 --> 00:08:59,437 Harvey! 92 00:08:59,438 --> 00:09:01,625 George, those ratings are insane! 93 00:09:02,875 --> 00:09:04,332 You're a genius! 94 00:09:04,333 --> 00:09:06,333 Oh what a mensch, you're a genius! 95 00:09:07,958 --> 00:09:09,291 Let's buy you a drink, come on. 96 00:09:59,750 --> 00:10:01,750 Well, it's your lucky day, Miss Sparkle, 97 00:10:01,751 --> 00:10:03,791 'cause we have X-rayed you from head to toe, 98 00:10:03,792 --> 00:10:05,833 and you don't have so much as a cracked molar. 99 00:10:05,834 --> 00:10:08,417 So, you are good to go. 100 00:10:09,292 --> 00:10:11,958 Um, vaccination, okay. 101 00:10:11,959 --> 00:10:14,624 Not currently on any medication. 102 00:10:14,625 --> 00:10:17,042 By the way, I just want to say, my... 103 00:10:17,043 --> 00:10:19,292 my wife is a huge fan. 104 00:10:21,042 --> 00:10:22,375 Um... 105 00:10:22,708 --> 00:10:24,208 Blood type... 106 00:10:24,375 --> 00:10:26,208 Oh hey, it's your birthday! 107 00:10:26,333 --> 00:10:27,813 Happy bir... 108 00:10:37,250 --> 00:10:40,583 Oh, uh, that's an emergency, I'm sorry, I have to... 109 00:10:40,792 --> 00:10:42,333 Have a good... 110 00:10:42,958 --> 00:10:44,042 Bye. 111 00:10:51,292 --> 00:10:53,333 One moment. 112 00:10:53,833 --> 00:10:55,875 There's just one last exam to perform. 113 00:10:56,042 --> 00:10:57,667 I thought he said I was good to go. 114 00:11:19,625 --> 00:11:22,000 - Is there a problem? - No, it's perfect. 115 00:11:22,542 --> 00:11:23,833 You're a good candidate. 116 00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:26,667 I mean, you're good to go. 117 00:11:30,583 --> 00:11:32,042 I wish you the best. 118 00:12:09,542 --> 00:12:11,208 Lizzie? 119 00:12:12,458 --> 00:12:13,917 Lizzie Sparkle? 120 00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:15,958 Oh my God, I can't believe it. 121 00:12:18,292 --> 00:12:19,333 Fred! 122 00:12:20,458 --> 00:12:22,917 Fred, from 10th grade home room! 123 00:12:24,250 --> 00:12:25,458 Oh... 124 00:12:25,833 --> 00:12:27,916 Fred, of course! 125 00:12:27,917 --> 00:12:29,833 You haven't changed a bit. 126 00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:33,792 You're still the most beautiful girl in the whole wide world. 127 00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:36,958 You know, I followed your career. What a success! I mean... 128 00:12:37,375 --> 00:12:39,625 Wow, wow, wow! 129 00:12:40,167 --> 00:12:41,166 Wow. 130 00:12:41,167 --> 00:12:42,291 Hey... 131 00:12:42,292 --> 00:12:44,750 Why don't we go out maybe for a drink some time? 132 00:12:44,751 --> 00:12:47,000 Now that we're, you know, "reconnected". 133 00:12:47,001 --> 00:12:48,250 Um... 134 00:12:48,667 --> 00:12:49,916 - Oh, of course, - I'm... 135 00:12:49,917 --> 00:12:52,125 - I'm stupid, you're super busy. - But you know what? 136 00:12:52,126 --> 00:12:54,500 Why don't you give me your card? 137 00:12:54,501 --> 00:12:55,792 I mean, you never know. 138 00:12:55,793 --> 00:12:56,792 Um... 139 00:12:57,042 --> 00:12:58,208 Here... 140 00:12:58,500 --> 00:12:59,792 This will do. 141 00:13:00,417 --> 00:13:03,000 Don't look at my cholesterol levels, they're a disaster. 142 00:13:06,250 --> 00:13:07,750 - Oh, God! - Oh, that's... 143 00:13:11,042 --> 00:13:12,125 There. 144 00:13:14,125 --> 00:13:15,124 Now, you've got it! 145 00:13:18,917 --> 00:13:20,000 Call me. 146 00:13:20,875 --> 00:13:23,333 [Synth beat; soft, uneasy violin music 147 00:14:08,125 --> 00:14:11,250 Have you ever dreamt of a better version of yourself? 148 00:14:14,918 --> 00:14:16,083 Younger. 149 00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:17,875 More beautiful. 150 00:14:18,292 --> 00:14:20,000 More perfect. 151 00:14:20,583 --> 00:14:24,083 One single injection unlocks your DNA, 152 00:14:24,625 --> 00:14:27,250 starting a new cellular division 153 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:30,208 that will release another version of yourself. 154 00:14:30,917 --> 00:14:31,999 This is... 155 00:14:33,229 --> 00:14:34,457 The Substance. 156 00:14:34,458 --> 00:14:36,583 You are the matrix. 157 00:14:37,083 --> 00:14:38,458 Everything comes from you. 158 00:14:39,583 --> 00:14:42,082 And everything is you. 159 00:14:42,083 --> 00:14:45,625 This is simply a better version of yourself. 160 00:14:45,958 --> 00:14:47,583 You just have to share. 161 00:14:47,792 --> 00:14:49,583 One week for one. 162 00:14:49,750 --> 00:14:51,499 And one week for the other. 163 00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:54,583 A perfect balance of seven days each. 164 00:14:54,917 --> 00:14:57,125 The one and only thing not to forget. 165 00:14:57,292 --> 00:14:59,708 You are one. 166 00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:02,042 You can't escape from yourself. 167 00:15:20,375 --> 00:15:24,250 ♪ You slip through my fingers 168 00:15:27,083 --> 00:15:30,000 ♪ And you drop to the ground 169 00:15:33,167 --> 00:15:36,458 ♪ You fade away ♪ 170 00:15:39,417 --> 00:15:43,250 ♪ Fade away ♪ 171 00:16:58,083 --> 00:17:00,750 Here, Elisabeth... Elisabeth, we love you! 172 00:17:02,083 --> 00:17:03,125 We love you... 173 00:17:25,833 --> 00:17:27,125 Yes? 174 00:17:27,126 --> 00:17:28,417 Hello. 175 00:17:30,168 --> 00:17:31,500 I'd like... 176 00:17:32,083 --> 00:17:33,417 to order. 177 00:17:35,375 --> 00:17:36,792 Address? 178 00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:40,625 1057 Beverly Canyon. 179 00:17:42,458 --> 00:17:46,000 Write this down, 35 North Byron Alley. 180 00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:48,416 35 North... 181 00:23:43,958 --> 00:23:46,250 You are the matrix. 182 00:23:46,458 --> 00:23:48,667 Everything comes from you. 183 00:23:48,833 --> 00:23:51,542 And everything is you. 184 00:23:52,417 --> 00:23:53,958 This is simply 185 00:23:54,375 --> 00:23:56,583 a better version of yourself. 186 00:34:13,917 --> 00:34:15,167 Hello. 187 00:36:57,708 --> 00:36:58,792 Thanks. 188 00:36:58,917 --> 00:37:00,208 We'll let you know by next week. 189 00:37:00,375 --> 00:37:03,458 Thank you so much. I'm just dying to get the part. 190 00:37:09,125 --> 00:37:10,458 Great dancer. 191 00:37:11,667 --> 00:37:15,750 Too bad her boobs aren't in the middle of her face instead of that nose. 192 00:37:16,667 --> 00:37:17,792 Mm-hmm. 193 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:19,083 Next! 194 00:37:32,958 --> 00:37:36,667 Looks like everything sure is in the right place this time. 195 00:37:37,083 --> 00:37:39,708 Please say your name, age, measurements. 196 00:37:54,125 --> 00:37:55,125 I'm... 197 00:37:55,417 --> 00:37:56,457 Sue. 198 00:38:00,543 --> 00:38:02,083 I'm Sue. 199 00:38:03,125 --> 00:38:05,708 Sue. Sue. Sue. 200 00:38:05,917 --> 00:38:08,792 Sue. Sue. Sue. 201 00:38:14,833 --> 00:38:16,583 Where is she? 202 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:18,417 Where is she? 203 00:38:31,750 --> 00:38:33,417 What a gorgeous 204 00:38:34,083 --> 00:38:35,167 little 205 00:38:35,333 --> 00:38:36,458 angel! 206 00:38:46,417 --> 00:38:47,792 You're hired. 207 00:38:48,417 --> 00:38:49,667 We want a show 208 00:38:50,042 --> 00:38:52,750 that's just like you. 209 00:38:52,917 --> 00:38:54,083 Beautiful and happy. 210 00:38:54,500 --> 00:38:56,082 People want to be happy. 211 00:38:57,792 --> 00:38:59,667 We air in two weeks, so let's get to work. 212 00:38:59,875 --> 00:39:02,917 I'm gonna let you organize the rest with my assistant... 213 00:39:02,918 --> 00:39:03,958 Um... 214 00:39:04,500 --> 00:39:05,583 Um... 215 00:39:06,875 --> 00:39:07,958 Isabella. 216 00:39:09,333 --> 00:39:10,667 Isa, Isa, Isa... 217 00:39:10,792 --> 00:39:11,958 who has time to say that? 218 00:39:13,083 --> 00:39:14,208 We're gonna make you Cindy. 219 00:39:14,375 --> 00:39:15,375 It's shorter. 220 00:39:15,500 --> 00:39:16,833 It's better. 221 00:39:17,542 --> 00:39:20,917 So, I'm gonna let you organise everything else with Cindy. 222 00:39:21,042 --> 00:39:22,083 Oh... Um, 223 00:39:22,875 --> 00:39:23,875 before you go, 224 00:39:24,083 --> 00:39:26,000 I just have to mention a... 225 00:39:26,333 --> 00:39:28,042 small scheduling issue. 226 00:39:28,292 --> 00:39:30,000 I have to be 227 00:39:30,750 --> 00:39:32,500 out of town every other week. 228 00:39:34,083 --> 00:39:35,833 To take care of my mother. 229 00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:38,458 Who's very sick. 230 00:39:46,042 --> 00:39:49,124 I want you for this show. 231 00:39:49,125 --> 00:39:52,375 And we will work around any mother, brother, 232 00:39:52,750 --> 00:39:54,250 fucking sick puppy 233 00:39:54,375 --> 00:39:56,125 you need to take care of. 234 00:39:56,250 --> 00:39:57,458 Mm? 235 00:40:01,833 --> 00:40:04,167 Gorgeous, with a pure heart. 236 00:40:04,583 --> 00:40:06,792 People are gonna love that. 237 00:40:36,292 --> 00:40:37,583 Perfect. 238 00:41:03,542 --> 00:41:05,042 So you jump out. 239 00:41:05,917 --> 00:41:07,125 Touch your elbows. 240 00:41:07,625 --> 00:41:08,666 Head 241 00:41:08,667 --> 00:41:09,708 down. 242 00:41:10,083 --> 00:41:11,167 Contract. 243 00:41:14,458 --> 00:41:16,500 And five, six, seven, eight. 244 00:41:16,667 --> 00:41:17,750 Elbows. 245 00:44:44,083 --> 00:44:45,375 Oh! 246 00:44:45,750 --> 00:44:47,500 There she is! 247 00:44:47,708 --> 00:44:48,875 Oh. 248 00:44:52,458 --> 00:44:54,583 Where have you been? 249 00:44:55,042 --> 00:44:58,250 We've all been wanting to have a drink with you for your departure. 250 00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:00,167 Anyway... 251 00:45:00,458 --> 00:45:03,000 we all chipped in, 252 00:45:04,708 --> 00:45:06,375 and we got you just a little something. 253 00:45:06,750 --> 00:45:08,375 To keep you busy. 254 00:45:08,958 --> 00:45:10,000 It's French. 255 00:45:10,125 --> 00:45:13,000 My wife, she swears by it. Oh, I love my wife. 256 00:45:15,042 --> 00:45:16,167 Oops, I gotta run. 257 00:45:16,667 --> 00:45:20,542 But it's always great to see you. 258 00:46:01,083 --> 00:46:02,124 And we're ba... 259 00:46:02,125 --> 00:46:03,916 Which is the most valuable seafood? 260 00:46:03,917 --> 00:46:06,583 ...are expensing stock options. Most of the nation... 261 00:46:07,542 --> 00:46:09,249 Bob and Judy, are you ready? 262 00:46:09,250 --> 00:46:11,875 ...know what you'll be toting around for the rest of your days? 263 00:46:11,876 --> 00:46:13,458 ...the field, kids on the f... 264 00:46:47,375 --> 00:46:49,750 The antelope and the deer moving about. 265 00:46:50,583 --> 00:46:52,663 A hunt through the... 266 00:46:55,125 --> 00:46:57,750 ...only at the Worldwide Shopping channel 267 00:46:57,751 --> 00:47:00,250 we have a beautiful, beautiful 268 00:47:00,251 --> 00:47:02,750 straight outta Africa... 269 00:47:04,355 --> 00:47:05,958 ...$8.99, 99. 270 00:47:06,208 --> 00:47:09,833 In less than a minute we have it here today 271 00:47:10,292 --> 00:47:14,125 ...99, 99. I can't believe this price... 272 00:47:43,583 --> 00:47:46,167 ...98, with remote. 273 00:47:46,500 --> 00:47:49,000 I cannot believe the incredible price. 274 00:47:49,125 --> 00:47:51,375 For $49.98, shoppers. 275 00:47:51,958 --> 00:47:54,375 Look at the quality of this thing. This thing is sturdy. 276 00:47:54,667 --> 00:47:55,750 Beautiful. 277 00:47:56,167 --> 00:47:58,395 Listen to your music at home, shoppers. 278 00:47:58,396 --> 00:48:00,093 $49.98, I'll take one myself. 279 00:48:00,094 --> 00:48:01,791 Put it right there, 280 00:48:01,792 --> 00:48:03,667 hold that one for me, that one's mine. 281 00:48:03,668 --> 00:48:04,958 How can you ever... 282 00:49:34,458 --> 00:49:36,792 God damn it, lady, come on! 283 00:49:36,793 --> 00:49:38,499 I haven't slept in three nights! 284 00:49:38,500 --> 00:49:41,375 Open up! God damn it! 285 00:49:41,376 --> 00:49:42,792 Are you gonna open... 286 00:49:45,083 --> 00:49:46,625 Um... 287 00:49:46,626 --> 00:49:47,667 Sorry. 288 00:49:48,542 --> 00:49:49,833 I thought that Ms. Sparkle... 289 00:49:49,958 --> 00:49:52,250 She moved out. I'm the new tenant. 290 00:49:54,042 --> 00:49:55,042 Sue. 291 00:49:55,417 --> 00:49:57,417 Oler... 292 00:49:57,418 --> 00:49:58,542 Oler... 293 00:49:59,500 --> 00:50:00,499 Oliker. 294 00:50:00,500 --> 00:50:02,500 You wanted to complain about something? 295 00:50:03,750 --> 00:50:04,792 Oliver? 296 00:50:05,625 --> 00:50:06,750 What? 297 00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:08,083 No. 298 00:50:08,708 --> 00:50:09,875 No, no, no... 299 00:50:10,625 --> 00:50:13,667 I think it's awesome when there's stuff going on in the building. 300 00:50:13,668 --> 00:50:15,917 You know what I mean? 301 00:50:16,750 --> 00:50:17,833 Um... 302 00:50:18,417 --> 00:50:19,875 I'm actually... 303 00:50:20,167 --> 00:50:21,333 quite handy. 304 00:50:21,458 --> 00:50:22,750 If you ever need... 305 00:50:24,167 --> 00:50:26,875 need me to be of aid in any way. 306 00:50:27,250 --> 00:50:29,333 I got a sack of tools, and... 307 00:50:30,375 --> 00:50:32,083 I got a big hammer. 308 00:50:34,500 --> 00:50:36,000 You know what I mean. 309 00:50:37,792 --> 00:50:39,937 Anyways, I live right here. 310 00:50:39,938 --> 00:50:42,083 So you know where to find me. 311 00:50:42,084 --> 00:50:43,333 Anytime. 312 00:50:44,083 --> 00:50:45,375 Day or night. 313 00:50:45,792 --> 00:50:46,833 Later. 314 00:52:42,167 --> 00:52:43,457 Hi everybody. 315 00:52:43,458 --> 00:52:45,083 I'm Sue. 316 00:52:45,084 --> 00:52:47,333 And it's time to pump it up! 317 00:52:47,500 --> 00:52:48,542 Are you ready? 318 00:52:48,543 --> 00:52:49,708 Let's go. 319 00:53:20,750 --> 00:53:22,625 ♪ It's not so long ago 320 00:53:23,792 --> 00:53:26,333 ♪ That the sound hit the nation 321 00:53:28,333 --> 00:53:30,792 ♪ Every Saturday night 322 00:53:31,042 --> 00:53:33,250 ♪ On your favourite radio 323 00:53:35,750 --> 00:53:37,833 ♪ Can you feel it? 324 00:53:39,292 --> 00:53:41,042 ♪ Don't you know? 325 00:53:42,958 --> 00:53:44,708 ♪ Don't you know? 326 00:53:45,125 --> 00:53:46,791 ♪ You've got to pump it up 327 00:53:46,792 --> 00:53:48,458 ♪ Don't you know? 328 00:53:50,375 --> 00:53:52,208 ♪ Don't you know? 329 00:53:52,458 --> 00:53:54,458 ♪ You've got to pump it up 330 00:54:02,375 --> 00:54:03,792 ♪ Pump it up! 331 00:54:04,208 --> 00:54:05,833 ♪ Pump it up! 332 00:54:06,083 --> 00:54:07,750 ♪ Pump it up! 333 00:54:07,917 --> 00:54:09,583 ♪ Pump it up! 334 00:54:09,792 --> 00:54:11,333 ♪ Pump it up! 335 00:54:18,667 --> 00:54:20,833 Thank you so much, everybody. 336 00:54:21,458 --> 00:54:22,500 I'll see you next week. 337 00:54:23,958 --> 00:54:25,042 Oh... 338 00:54:26,250 --> 00:54:28,000 And in the meantime... 339 00:54:28,917 --> 00:54:30,792 take care of yourself. 340 00:54:37,167 --> 00:54:38,250 Where is she? 341 00:54:40,333 --> 00:54:41,562 There she is! 342 00:54:42,792 --> 00:54:44,792 Wonderful, wonderful. 343 00:54:45,292 --> 00:54:47,542 That's what I'm talking about! 344 00:56:03,292 --> 00:56:06,583 I won't be out late, so just wait for me. 345 00:56:12,667 --> 00:56:14,208 Don't eat too fast. 346 00:56:31,125 --> 00:56:33,208 Let's go! 347 00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:28,167 Are you alright? 348 00:58:32,333 --> 00:58:33,958 Yes, I'll be right back. 349 00:59:10,542 --> 00:59:11,542 Are you alright? 350 00:59:57,417 --> 00:59:58,708 What did you do? 351 00:59:58,833 --> 01:00:01,208 You seem even more beautiful than before. 352 01:02:35,333 --> 01:02:36,625 Yes? 353 01:02:36,917 --> 01:02:38,292 Yes, hi. 354 01:02:38,708 --> 01:02:40,875 This is Elisabeth Sparkle. 355 01:02:46,708 --> 01:02:48,375 I'm 503. 356 01:02:49,042 --> 01:02:50,125 Yes. 357 01:02:51,083 --> 01:02:52,125 Yes, hi. 358 01:02:53,458 --> 01:02:55,125 There's been a slight 359 01:02:55,292 --> 01:02:57,167 misuse of the Substance. 360 01:02:57,833 --> 01:03:02,125 A few extra hours were accidentally 361 01:03:02,750 --> 01:03:03,833 used. 362 01:03:04,125 --> 01:03:05,500 Causing um... 363 01:03:06,917 --> 01:03:08,417 an alteration. 364 01:03:09,542 --> 01:03:12,082 So I'm just looking for the procedure to reverse it. 365 01:03:12,083 --> 01:03:16,000 What has been used on one side is lost on the other side. 366 01:03:16,250 --> 01:03:18,125 There's no going back. 367 01:03:23,667 --> 01:03:25,125 No... um... 368 01:03:25,625 --> 01:03:27,583 I don't know what she was thinking. 369 01:03:27,792 --> 01:03:30,042 And obviously she was drunk. 370 01:03:30,333 --> 01:03:32,958 Remember, there is no "she" and "you". 371 01:03:32,959 --> 01:03:34,333 You are one. 372 01:03:34,458 --> 01:03:35,832 Respect the balance. 373 01:03:35,833 --> 01:03:38,250 And you won't have any more inconveniences. 374 01:04:17,168 --> 01:04:18,917 ♪ Don't you know? 375 01:04:20,833 --> 01:04:22,542 ♪ Don't you know? 376 01:04:22,917 --> 01:04:24,604 ♪ You've got to pump it up 377 01:04:24,605 --> 01:04:26,292 ♪ Don't you know? 378 01:04:28,250 --> 01:04:30,042 ♪ Don't you know? 379 01:04:30,333 --> 01:04:32,000 ♪ You've got to pump it up 380 01:04:37,583 --> 01:04:40,375 ♪ You've got to pump it up ♪ 381 01:04:45,750 --> 01:04:48,417 ♪ You've got to pump it up ♪ 382 01:05:16,625 --> 01:05:17,875 Sue! 383 01:05:18,375 --> 01:05:19,458 Sue? 384 01:05:20,333 --> 01:05:22,208 I just saw you on TV. 385 01:05:22,375 --> 01:05:24,125 Holy moly! 386 01:05:25,458 --> 01:05:27,208 Makes me wanna join your class. 387 01:05:27,958 --> 01:05:29,958 You don't give private lessons, do you? 388 01:05:32,375 --> 01:05:33,417 Hey, um... 389 01:05:34,542 --> 01:05:37,167 What about a drink at my place tonight? 390 01:05:39,375 --> 01:05:41,167 Come on, don't be shy. 391 01:05:41,417 --> 01:05:44,125 I see you standing behind the door there, gorgeous. 392 01:05:47,292 --> 01:05:48,375 Alright. 393 01:05:48,583 --> 01:05:49,875 Take your time. 394 01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:51,333 But it's a date. 395 01:05:52,417 --> 01:05:54,145 ♪ You know, pump it up 396 01:05:54,146 --> 01:05:55,875 ♪ You've got to pump it up 397 01:05:56,125 --> 01:05:57,792 ♪ You know, pump it up 398 01:05:58,125 --> 01:06:00,000 ♪ You've got to pump it up ♪ 399 01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:25,500 What can I get you? 400 01:07:28,917 --> 01:07:30,667 Mocha latte. 401 01:07:39,333 --> 01:07:41,750 It's long, isn't it? 402 01:07:43,500 --> 01:07:44,792 Excuse me? 403 01:07:48,500 --> 01:07:50,458 Seven days. 404 01:08:20,375 --> 01:08:22,417 Did you follow me here? 405 01:08:23,458 --> 01:08:25,000 I was just curious 406 01:08:25,500 --> 01:08:27,750 to find out how things were going for you. 407 01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:31,542 Each time, you feel a little more... 408 01:08:32,417 --> 01:08:33,458 lonely. 409 01:08:34,417 --> 01:08:35,458 Don't you think? 410 01:08:37,042 --> 01:08:39,083 I don't know what you're talking about. 411 01:08:40,583 --> 01:08:41,875 I'm fine. 412 01:08:43,167 --> 01:08:44,750 Everything's fine. 413 01:08:45,042 --> 01:08:46,958 It gets harder each time 414 01:08:47,625 --> 01:08:49,292 to remember that you 415 01:08:49,875 --> 01:08:51,125 still deserve 416 01:08:51,292 --> 01:08:52,750 to exist! 417 01:08:55,333 --> 01:08:57,458 That this part of yourself 418 01:08:57,708 --> 01:08:59,958 is still worth something, 419 01:08:59,959 --> 01:09:01,792 that you 420 01:09:02,417 --> 01:09:04,625 still matter! 421 01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:11,125 Has she started yet? 422 01:09:12,542 --> 01:09:15,125 Eating away at you? 423 01:09:32,292 --> 01:09:33,625 Fuck! 424 01:09:33,626 --> 01:09:34,917 Watch out! 425 01:09:43,500 --> 01:09:44,542 What? 426 01:09:55,208 --> 01:09:56,250 Hey! 427 01:09:56,417 --> 01:09:57,417 Move! 428 01:10:28,083 --> 01:10:31,417 You're still the most beautiful girl in the whole wide world. 429 01:10:41,333 --> 01:10:42,458 Hello? 430 01:10:42,459 --> 01:10:44,000 Hi, Fred. 431 01:10:44,001 --> 01:10:45,542 It's Lizzie. 432 01:10:48,583 --> 01:10:49,708 Hello? 433 01:10:50,250 --> 01:10:52,125 Sorry, I'm in shock. 434 01:10:52,625 --> 01:10:55,250 - Oh. - Wow, wow, wow! 435 01:10:55,750 --> 01:10:58,042 I thought I'd never hear from you again after... 436 01:10:58,043 --> 01:10:59,812 Oh gosh, no, not at all. 437 01:10:59,813 --> 01:11:01,583 I've just, I've just... 438 01:11:01,750 --> 01:11:03,583 I've just been really busy lately. 439 01:11:04,042 --> 01:11:05,208 So listen, 440 01:11:05,583 --> 01:11:07,875 I was thinking that... 441 01:11:09,625 --> 01:11:12,833 maybe we could get together and grab a drink? 442 01:11:18,292 --> 01:11:19,583 Are you still there? 443 01:11:20,333 --> 01:11:22,500 Sorry, I'm in shock again. 444 01:11:23,583 --> 01:11:25,895 Um... 445 01:11:25,896 --> 01:11:28,208 I could book Luigi's at 8? 446 01:11:28,750 --> 01:11:30,917 Eight at Luigi's it is. 447 01:11:31,167 --> 01:11:32,708 I... 448 01:11:33,125 --> 01:11:34,958 I will see you tonight. 449 01:11:36,125 --> 01:11:39,042 - Bye. - Okay. Bye. 450 01:16:31,958 --> 01:16:34,875 And we're back! And welcome back to... 451 01:16:35,167 --> 01:16:37,042 Bob and Judy, are you ready? 452 01:16:42,917 --> 01:16:44,333 Hi everybody! 453 01:16:45,417 --> 01:16:47,833 Okay, here we go everyone, clear the set, please. 454 01:16:47,834 --> 01:16:49,416 First positions, thank you. 455 01:16:49,417 --> 01:16:51,000 Roll cameras. 456 01:16:51,167 --> 01:16:52,292 And in... 457 01:16:52,458 --> 01:16:53,667 Three, two... 458 01:16:54,125 --> 01:16:55,124 one... 459 01:16:58,042 --> 01:17:00,375 And squat, squat, squat. 460 01:17:01,958 --> 01:17:03,375 Circle those hips. 461 01:17:03,958 --> 01:17:05,167 Circle those hips. 462 01:17:05,500 --> 01:17:07,875 Contract, contract, contract. 463 01:17:08,417 --> 01:17:11,083 Contract, contract, contract. 464 01:17:11,375 --> 01:17:13,167 Head between your legs! 465 01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:20,875 Cut! 466 01:17:23,083 --> 01:17:24,082 Um... 467 01:17:24,083 --> 01:17:25,375 I'm sorry, I thought I... 468 01:17:26,583 --> 01:17:28,208 I thought I... 469 01:17:29,375 --> 01:17:30,917 I just got distracted. 470 01:17:31,750 --> 01:17:33,430 Not a problem, let's get right back to it. 471 01:17:33,792 --> 01:17:34,875 Back to one, please. 472 01:17:37,958 --> 01:17:39,625 Sorry, it's the control room now. 473 01:17:39,833 --> 01:17:42,167 The director said he saw something bizarre on the monitor. 474 01:17:42,333 --> 01:17:43,958 Bring up the replay on camera 2. 475 01:17:43,959 --> 01:17:45,125 Camera 2! 476 01:17:56,250 --> 01:17:57,667 Forward. 477 01:18:03,333 --> 01:18:04,458 Can I have my dressing gown? 478 01:18:04,792 --> 01:18:07,500 - Sorry, it's in your dressing room. - Well then, go and get it! 479 01:18:07,875 --> 01:18:09,417 Let's just take this frame by frame. 480 01:18:23,875 --> 01:18:24,917 I need five minutes. 481 01:20:23,833 --> 01:20:26,417 - Yes? - This balance is not working! 482 01:20:26,418 --> 01:20:28,417 I barely have any time to enjoy myself, 483 01:20:28,418 --> 01:20:31,292 while she wastes seven days, 484 01:20:31,458 --> 01:20:33,082 stuffing her face in front of the TV! 485 01:20:33,083 --> 01:20:35,250 Remember, there is no "she" and "you". 486 01:20:35,251 --> 01:20:36,333 You are... 487 01:20:38,417 --> 01:20:40,875 Hello everybody... 488 01:20:45,667 --> 01:20:47,167 What's happening? Where is everybody? 489 01:20:47,292 --> 01:20:48,833 The taping's been cancelled. 490 01:20:49,875 --> 01:20:50,875 What? Why? 491 01:20:51,042 --> 01:20:52,042 Sue. 492 01:20:52,500 --> 01:20:54,750 Harvey wants to see you in his office immediately. 493 01:20:55,417 --> 01:20:56,458 Okay. 494 01:20:56,875 --> 01:20:58,208 I'll go change... 495 01:20:58,209 --> 01:20:59,541 No, he said "Now". 496 01:21:17,000 --> 01:21:18,792 I'll get right to the point. 497 01:21:19,625 --> 01:21:21,750 We can't keep you on the morning show. 498 01:21:23,167 --> 01:21:25,375 But why? I just started. 499 01:21:26,083 --> 01:21:28,292 Ratings are through the roof. 500 01:21:29,167 --> 01:21:31,292 We started at 42. 501 01:21:31,542 --> 01:21:32,875 Now we're up to, like... 502 01:21:34,083 --> 01:21:35,250 216. 503 01:21:35,251 --> 01:21:37,542 It's phenomenal! 504 01:21:38,875 --> 01:21:40,250 People love you! 505 01:21:40,708 --> 01:21:42,166 They adore you! 506 01:21:42,167 --> 01:21:43,917 They want more and more, 507 01:21:44,333 --> 01:21:45,583 and more of you. 508 01:21:45,833 --> 01:21:47,583 That is why we have decided 509 01:21:48,375 --> 01:21:50,500 that we want you to host 510 01:21:51,458 --> 01:21:53,167 the New Year's Eve show. 511 01:21:54,083 --> 01:21:55,457 You mean the... 512 01:21:55,458 --> 01:21:58,583 The network's biggest show. Fifty million viewers. 513 01:21:58,792 --> 01:21:59,791 Live. 514 01:21:59,792 --> 01:22:02,250 You can't go higher than that! 515 01:22:04,542 --> 01:22:05,707 Now, it's gonna be intense. 516 01:22:05,708 --> 01:22:08,292 We only have a few months to pull it off, so... 517 01:22:08,708 --> 01:22:10,292 Are you in? 518 01:22:21,708 --> 01:22:23,750 If you don't open the door when opportunity knocks 519 01:22:23,751 --> 01:22:25,167 you won't get another chance. 520 01:22:26,708 --> 01:22:28,458 You of all people know this. 521 01:22:41,333 --> 01:22:43,375 Just one more day, and then I have a whole week off 522 01:22:43,376 --> 01:22:44,500 we can switch. 523 01:23:02,500 --> 01:23:03,958 We're doing the cover of Vogue! 524 01:23:05,500 --> 01:23:06,750 Just one more day, okay? 525 01:23:43,250 --> 01:23:45,417 No! 526 01:24:15,042 --> 01:24:15,999 Yes? 527 01:24:16,000 --> 01:24:18,000 She didn't respect the balance! 528 01:24:18,667 --> 01:24:21,292 She's stealing more and more time from me. 529 01:24:21,458 --> 01:24:24,917 Completely without consideration to the consequences. 530 01:24:25,250 --> 01:24:26,833 She's a selfish bitch! 531 01:24:27,000 --> 01:24:28,440 Would you like to stop? 532 01:24:31,083 --> 01:24:32,167 Stop? 533 01:24:32,292 --> 01:24:33,625 You are the matrix. 534 01:24:33,958 --> 01:24:37,208 If you are not satisfied, you can put an end to the experience 535 01:24:37,209 --> 01:24:40,125 and go back to being just you, on your own. 536 01:24:40,417 --> 01:24:41,458 Would you like to stop? 537 01:24:44,583 --> 01:24:47,041 Will it go back to the way it was before? 538 01:24:47,042 --> 01:24:49,333 What has been transferred won't come back. 539 01:24:49,500 --> 01:24:51,833 But you can stop the experience as of now. 540 01:24:51,958 --> 01:24:53,292 Would you like to stop? 541 01:24:53,458 --> 01:24:56,208 To go back to being just you, on your own? 542 01:24:59,083 --> 01:25:00,167 No. 543 01:25:02,333 --> 01:25:04,000 No, no, no... 544 01:25:04,292 --> 01:25:05,667 I can't stop. 545 01:25:06,833 --> 01:25:07,749 She... 546 01:25:09,917 --> 01:25:10,917 I... 547 01:25:16,208 --> 01:25:18,625 The balance just needs to be respected. 548 01:25:18,626 --> 01:25:19,707 So respect it. 549 01:25:23,125 --> 01:25:24,417 Just stop it. Stop it. 550 01:25:24,583 --> 01:25:26,333 Stop it, stop it, stop it. 551 01:25:35,542 --> 01:25:37,958 Bob, you are the winner! 552 01:25:38,167 --> 01:25:41,000 So Bob, congratulations, you've won $25,000. 553 01:25:41,375 --> 01:25:44,417 Now you have one final chance to answer a single question 554 01:25:44,750 --> 01:25:48,708 in our big question round and play for $250,000! 555 01:25:52,500 --> 01:25:54,000 Now, you'll have just 45 seconds... 556 01:26:53,625 --> 01:26:55,917 Just a little something to keep you busy. 557 01:27:08,708 --> 01:27:10,125 Fuck... 558 01:27:36,625 --> 01:27:39,000 Yes, ladies and gentlemen, she is here. 559 01:27:39,001 --> 01:27:40,708 The superstar 560 01:27:40,709 --> 01:27:42,917 of the moment, Sue! 561 01:27:43,167 --> 01:27:45,083 Are you ready? Let's welcome her! 562 01:27:45,250 --> 01:27:46,416 Sue! 563 01:27:48,208 --> 01:27:53,208 You popped up out of nowhere on our screens like a tornado! 564 01:27:53,209 --> 01:27:54,958 I don't think anybody 565 01:27:55,208 --> 01:27:56,792 was really prepared for this whirlwind. 566 01:28:04,125 --> 01:28:07,292 It all started with the morning show. 567 01:28:07,417 --> 01:28:08,792 And rumour has it, 568 01:28:08,958 --> 01:28:12,292 that you are up for Tom Grant's next movie. 569 01:28:14,251 --> 01:28:15,417 Ah, wait... 570 01:28:15,625 --> 01:28:16,708 just a moment. 571 01:28:16,875 --> 01:28:19,041 I'm being told you are going to host 572 01:28:19,042 --> 01:28:21,500 the New Year's Eve show, can you confirm this? 573 01:28:22,333 --> 01:28:23,333 Yes, that's right. 574 01:28:23,625 --> 01:28:25,207 Yes, that's right. 575 01:28:27,750 --> 01:28:30,417 Oh my God! That is huge news! 576 01:28:33,583 --> 01:28:35,124 Tell us a little bit about yourself. 577 01:28:35,125 --> 01:28:37,625 Where are you from, how did you get discovered? 578 01:28:37,750 --> 01:28:40,750 I want, we want to know everything. 579 01:28:43,729 --> 01:28:45,250 Well, I mean... 580 01:28:45,750 --> 01:28:48,083 there's really not very much to tell. 581 01:28:48,667 --> 01:28:49,999 I'm just a girl 582 01:28:50,000 --> 01:28:53,750 from a very small town in Indiana. 583 01:28:53,958 --> 01:28:55,708 I'm sure that you've never heard of it. 584 01:28:55,833 --> 01:28:57,832 In fact, it's not even a town. 585 01:28:57,833 --> 01:29:00,917 I'm not sure you could really even call it a village. It's... 586 01:29:01,917 --> 01:29:03,187 a farm, perhaps? 587 01:29:10,458 --> 01:29:12,292 But, ever since I can remember, 588 01:29:12,293 --> 01:29:14,042 it has always been my dream 589 01:29:14,208 --> 01:29:15,417 to be on the screen. 590 01:29:16,000 --> 01:29:18,125 This is my dream. 591 01:29:18,292 --> 01:29:20,208 As a child I used to put on shows for my family. 592 01:29:21,167 --> 01:29:22,500 Your family. 593 01:29:22,667 --> 01:29:23,750 How sweet. 594 01:29:26,667 --> 01:29:27,708 So... 595 01:29:28,000 --> 01:29:30,167 everyone is aware 596 01:29:30,417 --> 01:29:31,875 that you replaced 597 01:29:32,250 --> 01:29:33,583 Elisabeth Sparkle. 598 01:29:34,750 --> 01:29:37,875 And no doubt about it, you stepped in, 599 01:29:37,876 --> 01:29:39,812 you turned up the volume, 600 01:29:39,813 --> 01:29:41,750 and you rocked their world. 601 01:29:42,042 --> 01:29:43,667 Were you a fan of her show? 602 01:29:47,833 --> 01:29:49,458 Um... 603 01:29:50,125 --> 01:29:51,292 Well... 604 01:29:52,542 --> 01:29:54,250 Well, I can't... 605 01:29:54,625 --> 01:29:57,292 I can't really say that I actually watched 606 01:29:57,458 --> 01:29:58,458 her show. 607 01:29:59,083 --> 01:30:02,625 You do know that we're not exactly from the same generation. 608 01:30:03,500 --> 01:30:05,041 And you have to admit 609 01:30:05,042 --> 01:30:06,417 it was a bit old-fashioned. 610 01:30:09,625 --> 01:30:11,042 Jurassic Fitness, really. 611 01:30:12,230 --> 01:30:13,427 Jurassic Fitness? 612 01:30:13,428 --> 01:30:14,625 It needed a change. 613 01:30:17,125 --> 01:30:18,500 I'll fucking show you. 614 01:30:19,792 --> 01:30:21,750 You wanna see some Jurassic Fitness? 615 01:30:25,042 --> 01:30:26,167 You want it? 616 01:30:27,083 --> 01:30:28,083 Come on, 617 01:30:28,208 --> 01:30:30,667 come get your fucking Jurassic Fitness! 618 01:30:38,667 --> 01:30:41,333 But my mother was a huge fan of hers. 619 01:30:43,833 --> 01:30:45,667 So every morning, 620 01:30:46,208 --> 01:30:47,208 rain or shine, 621 01:30:48,458 --> 01:30:50,417 Sparkle Your Life was on TV. 622 01:30:50,667 --> 01:30:52,667 So, in a way, I grew up with her. 623 01:30:52,958 --> 01:30:54,292 Whether I liked it or not. 624 01:30:55,750 --> 01:30:58,458 I guess that's why you can say we have some sort of connection. 625 01:30:58,708 --> 01:31:00,333 "Some sort of connection." 626 01:31:00,500 --> 01:31:01,708 You wouldn't exist 627 01:31:02,000 --> 01:31:03,083 without me. 628 01:31:14,458 --> 01:31:16,333 It is time, ladies and gentlemen, 629 01:31:16,334 --> 01:31:18,750 for our final question. 630 01:31:18,875 --> 01:31:20,666 The question that we ask 631 01:31:20,667 --> 01:31:24,333 each and every one of our guests. 632 01:31:24,334 --> 01:31:25,416 Okay. 633 01:31:25,417 --> 01:31:28,667 Would you share one of your little 634 01:31:28,668 --> 01:31:30,167 beauty secrets with us? 635 01:31:32,000 --> 01:31:33,708 Just one little trick of yours 636 01:31:33,875 --> 01:31:37,292 that helps you look so incredibly stunning, I mean, look at you. 637 01:31:37,293 --> 01:31:39,042 - I don't know... - Say it! 638 01:31:40,042 --> 01:31:41,417 Say it! 639 01:31:42,458 --> 01:31:44,000 - Let me think. - Say it. 640 01:31:44,125 --> 01:31:46,417 Tell them who your little beauty secret is. 641 01:31:46,583 --> 01:31:47,583 I guess... 642 01:31:47,625 --> 01:31:49,934 Why don't we just show them right here? 643 01:31:49,958 --> 01:31:51,458 Here's your little beauty secret. 644 01:31:51,583 --> 01:31:53,250 I guess I just try to be myself. 645 01:31:53,417 --> 01:31:54,417 To be sincere 646 01:31:54,583 --> 01:31:56,708 and grateful for all that I have. 647 01:31:57,458 --> 01:31:59,375 And to always remember to lead with my heart. 648 01:31:59,708 --> 01:32:01,417 Aw, America's sweetheart. 649 01:32:11,750 --> 01:32:13,708 I just... 650 01:32:14,583 --> 01:32:16,125 I try to be myself. 651 01:32:17,792 --> 01:32:18,958 Stop it! 652 01:32:20,042 --> 01:32:21,500 Stop it. 653 01:32:21,708 --> 01:32:23,417 You're taking it from me. 654 01:32:23,583 --> 01:32:25,750 That's your little secret. 655 01:32:25,917 --> 01:32:27,458 Stop it! 656 01:32:27,750 --> 01:32:30,458 Stop it, stop it, stop it. 657 01:32:41,917 --> 01:32:43,375 You have to... 658 01:32:43,542 --> 01:32:45,999 ...control yourself! 659 01:33:06,250 --> 01:33:08,083 I can't go back inside her. 660 01:33:16,250 --> 01:33:17,708 Gross, old, 661 01:33:17,833 --> 01:33:19,083 fat, 662 01:33:19,875 --> 01:33:20,917 disgusting! 663 01:34:41,458 --> 01:34:42,833 Coming to bed? 664 01:34:43,542 --> 01:34:44,542 Yes. 665 01:34:45,333 --> 01:34:46,625 I'll be right there. 666 01:35:45,208 --> 01:35:46,417 Fuck. 667 01:35:51,542 --> 01:35:52,917 - Yes? - Hi! 668 01:35:53,042 --> 01:35:54,833 Hi, this is an emergency. 669 01:35:54,958 --> 01:35:56,833 There's no more stabilizer fluid. 670 01:35:59,000 --> 01:36:00,167 Hello? 671 01:36:01,458 --> 01:36:03,042 It's fucking 503. 672 01:36:03,167 --> 01:36:04,208 Yes. 673 01:36:05,083 --> 01:36:07,750 I'm telling you, this is urgent. There's no more stabilizer fluid. 674 01:36:07,751 --> 01:36:09,708 It means you've reached the end. 675 01:36:12,167 --> 01:36:13,333 What do you mean, the end? 676 01:36:13,708 --> 01:36:15,083 You've drained it all out. 677 01:36:15,084 --> 01:36:16,249 If you want more, 678 01:36:16,250 --> 01:36:17,875 you must let the fluid regenerate. 679 01:36:18,958 --> 01:36:20,416 Tell me how to do it, 680 01:36:20,417 --> 01:36:22,667 I need to stabilize myself right now. 681 01:36:23,042 --> 01:36:24,667 You simply have to switch. 682 01:36:27,250 --> 01:36:28,541 Excuse me? 683 01:36:28,542 --> 01:36:31,208 The switch reboots the fluid secretion process 684 01:36:31,417 --> 01:36:33,875 so you can continue to enjoy the experience. 685 01:36:33,876 --> 01:36:35,875 No, no, no. 686 01:36:36,167 --> 01:36:37,583 I can't switch, I can't. 687 01:36:38,250 --> 01:36:39,791 Especially not now. 688 01:36:39,792 --> 01:36:41,625 There is no other option. 689 01:37:08,167 --> 01:37:09,292 Sue? 690 01:37:21,667 --> 01:37:22,833 Babe? 691 01:37:25,917 --> 01:37:26,958 Sue? 692 01:37:27,458 --> 01:37:28,583 You alright? 693 01:37:34,417 --> 01:37:35,750 Stressed out about tomorrow? 694 01:37:41,292 --> 01:37:42,708 Babe? 695 01:37:47,333 --> 01:37:48,375 Babe. 696 01:37:56,042 --> 01:37:58,208 Sue? Is something wrong? 697 01:38:03,333 --> 01:38:05,708 You a little cranky because of your lady business? 698 01:38:10,167 --> 01:38:11,500 Sue, open the door. 699 01:38:12,750 --> 01:38:14,167 Come on, Sue. 700 01:38:14,583 --> 01:38:16,458 It's not funny, I need to take a piss. 701 01:38:17,708 --> 01:38:19,042 Sue, open the door. 702 01:38:19,958 --> 01:38:21,667 Open the door, Sue. Come on. 703 01:38:23,146 --> 01:38:24,333 Babe. 704 01:38:27,250 --> 01:38:29,000 Open the door. 705 01:38:40,250 --> 01:38:41,333 Sue... 706 01:38:49,126 --> 01:38:50,500 Open the door! 707 01:38:51,417 --> 01:38:52,708 Get out! 708 01:38:53,333 --> 01:38:54,667 What the fuck? 709 01:38:55,833 --> 01:38:57,500 Get the fuck out! 710 01:38:57,833 --> 01:38:59,958 Who's this? Who the fuck is this? 711 01:39:00,083 --> 01:39:01,375 And leave me alone! 712 01:39:10,292 --> 01:39:12,125 What the fuck! 713 01:40:05,208 --> 01:40:06,250 Yes? 714 01:40:07,208 --> 01:40:08,250 I... 715 01:40:09,250 --> 01:40:11,167 It's 503, 716 01:40:12,292 --> 01:40:13,812 and I want to stop. 717 01:40:13,813 --> 01:40:15,332 Are you sure? 718 01:40:15,333 --> 01:40:17,333 Once you stop, you can't go back. 719 01:40:17,542 --> 01:40:19,124 I wanna stop! 720 01:40:19,125 --> 01:40:21,417 I wanna fucking stop. 721 01:40:21,750 --> 01:40:23,583 I wanna stop! 722 01:40:24,125 --> 01:40:25,249 We'll deliver. 723 01:41:12,417 --> 01:41:13,541 Sue? I... 724 01:41:13,542 --> 01:41:14,667 Fuck off! 725 01:42:35,000 --> 01:42:36,792 Are you sure? 726 01:42:38,708 --> 01:42:41,167 Once you stop, you can't go back. 727 01:42:41,375 --> 01:42:43,417 You will simply remain on your own. 728 01:42:44,667 --> 01:42:46,624 Just on your own. 729 01:42:48,583 --> 01:42:50,353 Just on your own. 730 01:42:50,354 --> 01:42:51,760 On your own... 731 01:42:51,761 --> 01:42:53,167 Shut the fuck up! 732 01:42:53,583 --> 01:42:54,749 On your... 733 01:43:43,458 --> 01:43:44,791 Elisabeth! 734 01:43:44,792 --> 01:43:47,417 We love you! 735 01:43:48,417 --> 01:43:49,832 Over here! 736 01:43:49,833 --> 01:43:51,687 We love you! 737 01:43:56,208 --> 01:43:57,500 I can't. 738 01:43:58,667 --> 01:44:00,000 I can't. 739 01:44:00,542 --> 01:44:02,333 I can't do this. 740 01:44:05,250 --> 01:44:06,750 I need you. 741 01:44:07,375 --> 01:44:08,542 Cause... 742 01:44:08,750 --> 01:44:10,458 I hate myself. 743 01:44:13,417 --> 01:44:16,625 You gotta... you gotta get ready, 744 01:44:17,000 --> 01:44:18,500 it's our big, it's our big night. 745 01:44:20,375 --> 01:44:22,792 Come on, they're gonna love you so much. 746 01:44:23,792 --> 01:44:24,833 Come on. 747 01:44:26,083 --> 01:44:27,083 Come on. 748 01:44:27,292 --> 01:44:28,458 One, two... 749 01:44:28,625 --> 01:44:30,167 you're the only lovable part of me, 750 01:44:30,168 --> 01:44:31,792 you have to come back. 751 01:44:32,208 --> 01:44:33,500 You have to come back! 752 01:44:33,501 --> 01:44:34,542 Come back... 753 01:44:58,458 --> 01:44:59,458 Come on. 754 01:45:01,250 --> 01:45:02,292 Come on. 755 01:45:08,833 --> 01:45:09,833 Come on! 756 01:50:33,000 --> 01:50:37,000 [Soft, uneasy violin music; synth beat 757 01:51:12,542 --> 01:51:14,500 Got an hour and a half for makeup. Hair... 758 01:51:14,625 --> 01:51:16,895 And then we gotta get you to the fitting room, into your dress. 759 01:51:16,896 --> 01:51:19,167 After that we have one final test on stage for lighting and sound. 760 01:51:19,168 --> 01:51:20,708 We have a bit of downtime before the show starts. 761 01:51:20,709 --> 01:51:21,958 You got it? 762 01:51:22,125 --> 01:51:23,167 Okay, let's go. 763 01:51:23,292 --> 01:51:24,291 Come on. 764 01:51:31,167 --> 01:51:32,208 The dress. 765 01:51:32,750 --> 01:51:34,125 Wonderful! 766 01:51:34,625 --> 01:51:35,667 Perfect! 767 01:51:43,542 --> 01:51:46,000 And here you go... 768 01:51:52,250 --> 01:51:53,875 Good. 769 01:51:54,375 --> 01:51:55,500 Can we get the dance light? 770 01:52:00,500 --> 01:52:02,875 I'm gonna be right back, sorry. 771 01:53:28,542 --> 01:53:31,583 Sue, they need to see you on stage to set the lights. 772 01:53:33,375 --> 01:53:34,457 Huh? 773 01:53:55,458 --> 01:53:56,958 Have you ever dreamt 774 01:53:58,125 --> 01:54:00,500 of a better version of yourself? 775 01:54:01,500 --> 01:54:02,708 More beautiful, 776 01:54:03,083 --> 01:54:04,500 more perfect... 777 01:54:04,792 --> 01:54:06,833 Sue? 778 01:54:07,708 --> 01:54:09,292 Yes, let me meet you there. 779 01:54:09,458 --> 01:54:11,333 Okay, so I'll wait for you on stage. 780 01:54:21,125 --> 01:54:23,292 Oh! Sue! 781 01:54:27,876 --> 01:54:28,917 Sue? 782 01:54:32,458 --> 01:54:34,875 Let me introduce you to the shareholders. 783 01:54:35,000 --> 01:54:38,208 They have been dying to meet you. 784 01:54:41,667 --> 01:54:43,042 Is everything... 785 01:54:44,292 --> 01:54:45,625 okay? 786 01:54:50,333 --> 01:54:52,667 So, smile! 787 01:54:59,292 --> 01:55:01,458 It's what we want tonight! 788 01:55:02,667 --> 01:55:06,249 Pretty girls should always smile. 789 01:55:08,251 --> 01:55:09,333 Girls, come on. 790 01:55:09,542 --> 01:55:10,917 Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! 791 01:55:12,958 --> 01:55:14,208 Come on, we gotta go. 792 01:55:16,708 --> 01:55:18,792 Tiffany, Cindy, Ashley. 793 01:55:18,958 --> 01:55:20,208 Go, go, go! 794 01:55:20,375 --> 01:55:22,667 Feathers! Feathers! Feathers! 795 01:56:14,500 --> 01:56:15,917 Hey, ready for tonight? 796 01:57:05,750 --> 01:57:07,542 I need a better version of myself. 797 01:57:07,708 --> 01:57:10,458 Please give me a better version of myself, please. 798 01:57:16,333 --> 01:57:17,833 Please! 799 01:57:19,542 --> 01:57:21,374 Come on! 800 01:59:15,500 --> 01:59:19,500 Looks like everything sure is in the right place this time. 801 01:59:21,333 --> 01:59:22,687 Please say your name, 802 01:59:22,688 --> 01:59:24,042 age, measurements. 803 01:59:27,417 --> 01:59:28,708 I'm... 804 01:59:34,958 --> 01:59:36,333 I'm... 805 02:02:21,000 --> 02:02:22,124 Pretty girls 806 02:02:22,125 --> 02:02:24,792 should always smile. 807 02:02:59,625 --> 02:03:02,875 At last, we were starting to worry. Hurry up, you're up in five. 808 02:03:21,583 --> 02:03:23,875 There she is, so beautiful. 809 02:03:24,958 --> 02:03:26,292 We love you! 810 02:03:27,958 --> 02:03:29,499 This is where you belong, 811 02:03:29,500 --> 02:03:31,083 and you'll always belong here. 812 02:03:31,250 --> 02:03:32,542 We can't do it without you. 813 02:03:32,708 --> 02:03:34,125 We could never do it without you. 814 02:03:35,042 --> 02:03:36,708 You're irreplaceable. 815 02:04:04,917 --> 02:04:07,000 Girls, come on, let's go. What are we waiting for? 816 02:04:07,208 --> 02:04:08,333 Alright, come on, everybody. 817 02:04:08,334 --> 02:04:09,583 Let's go, let's go. 818 02:04:13,333 --> 02:04:15,667 You will not be disappointed. 819 02:04:16,583 --> 02:04:18,582 She's my most beautiful creation. 820 02:04:18,583 --> 02:04:20,583 I have shaped her for success. 821 02:04:26,167 --> 02:04:27,562 Five! 822 02:04:27,563 --> 02:04:28,958 Four! 823 02:04:29,125 --> 02:04:30,542 Three! 824 02:04:30,667 --> 02:04:31,792 Two! 825 02:04:32,042 --> 02:04:33,292 One! 826 02:06:13,750 --> 02:06:18,792 I'm so happy to be with you tonight. 827 02:06:21,583 --> 02:06:24,750 I've missed you all 828 02:06:25,000 --> 02:06:27,500 so much! 829 02:07:27,958 --> 02:07:29,500 The monster! 830 02:07:37,708 --> 02:07:39,125 Shoot the monster! 831 02:07:40,583 --> 02:07:41,583 It's a freak! 832 02:07:41,875 --> 02:07:42,917 No! 833 02:07:43,042 --> 02:07:45,250 Shoot the monster! 834 02:07:45,833 --> 02:07:46,958 Don't be scared! 835 02:07:47,208 --> 02:07:48,292 Monster! 836 02:07:48,500 --> 02:07:49,792 It's still me! 837 02:07:50,042 --> 02:07:51,208 It's me! 838 02:07:52,042 --> 02:07:54,041 I'm Elisabeth! I'm Sue! 839 02:08:00,000 --> 02:08:01,042 Freak! 840 02:08:03,333 --> 02:08:05,458 You freak! 841 02:08:07,833 --> 02:08:10,125 Monster! 842 02:08:13,417 --> 02:08:14,542 Freak! 843 02:08:16,125 --> 02:08:17,792 Monster! 844 02:08:21,168 --> 02:08:22,625 It's me! 845 02:08:24,542 --> 02:08:26,124 Just me. 846 02:09:31,417 --> 02:09:33,667 Too bad her boobs aren't in the middle of her face 847 02:09:33,668 --> 02:09:35,542 instead of that nose. 848 02:09:36,918 --> 02:09:38,292 Mm-hmm. 849 02:09:38,792 --> 02:09:39,791 Next! 850 02:09:45,833 --> 02:09:49,000 Pretty girls should always smile. 851 02:09:54,417 --> 02:09:56,708 At 50 it stops. 852 02:12:58,167 --> 02:12:59,458 So beautiful! 853 02:13:00,375 --> 02:13:01,583 We love you! 854 02:13:04,375 --> 02:13:06,333 You're irreplaceable!