1 00:00:02,085 --> 00:00:04,587 ♪ There's another 104 days Of summer vacation ♪ 2 00:00:04,588 --> 00:00:07,131 ♪ And school comes along just to end it ♪ 3 00:00:07,132 --> 00:00:10,384 ♪ So the annual problem for our generation ♪ 4 00:00:10,385 --> 00:00:13,346 ♪ Is finding a good way to spend it ♪ 5 00:00:13,347 --> 00:00:14,889 ♪ Like maybe ♪ 6 00:00:14,890 --> 00:00:17,016 ♪ Building a rocket Or fighting a mummy ♪ 7 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:19,227 ♪ Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪ 8 00:00:19,228 --> 00:00:20,978 ♪ Discovering something ♪ 9 00:00:20,979 --> 00:00:22,480 - ♪ That doesn't exist ♪ - Hey! 10 00:00:22,481 --> 00:00:24,608 ♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪ 11 00:00:25,442 --> 00:00:27,818 ♪ Surfing tidal waves Creating nanobots ♪ 12 00:00:27,819 --> 00:00:30,529 - ♪ Or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪ - It's over here! 13 00:00:30,530 --> 00:00:31,989 ♪ Finding a dodo bird ♪ 14 00:00:31,990 --> 00:00:33,074 ♪ Painting a continent 15 00:00:33,075 --> 00:00:35,744 - ♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪ - Phineas! 16 00:00:36,245 --> 00:00:38,329 ♪ As you can see There's a whole lot of stuff to do ♪ 17 00:00:38,330 --> 00:00:40,122 ♪ Before school starts this fall ♪ 18 00:00:40,123 --> 00:00:41,207 Come on, Perry! 19 00:00:41,208 --> 00:00:42,291 ♪ So stick with us ♪ 20 00:00:42,292 --> 00:00:46,504 ♪ 'Cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all ♪ 21 00:00:46,505 --> 00:00:47,630 {\an8}♪ So stick with us ♪ 22 00:00:47,631 --> 00:00:51,468 {\an8}♪ 'Cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all ♪ 23 00:00:52,135 --> 00:00:55,305 {\an8}Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence! 24 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:02,562 {\an8} Dink Winkerson here live for Danville Today. 25 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:06,108 {\an8}In the heat, in the sun, alarmingly dehydrated. 26 00:01:06,275 --> 00:01:07,316 {\an8}But whatever. 27 00:01:07,317 --> 00:01:08,859 {\an8}Tonight, the ongoing manhunt 28 00:01:08,860 --> 00:01:10,486 {\an8}for the Danville Mother Mugger, 29 00:01:10,487 --> 00:01:11,821 a devious, masked criminal... 30 00:01:11,822 --> 00:01:14,031 ...who snatches umbrellas from moms. 31 00:01:14,032 --> 00:01:15,825 You can't make this stuff up. 32 00:01:15,826 --> 00:01:18,452 And we talked to some socially awkward astronomers 33 00:01:18,453 --> 00:01:20,413 who apparently discovered a new meteor 34 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:22,708 hurtling towards Earth, or something. 35 00:01:25,294 --> 00:01:27,921 {\an8} And now, without any further ado, 36 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:31,507 ladies and gentlemen, I present to you... 37 00:01:31,508 --> 00:01:32,925 Please say bread bowl hot tub. 38 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:35,679 - ...the world's largest... - Bread bowl hot tub. 39 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:38,098 ...zoetrope. 40 00:01:39,975 --> 00:01:42,685 And if by zoetrope, you mean a 19th century optical toy 41 00:01:42,686 --> 00:01:46,272 with pictures on the inside that produce the illusion of motion, 42 00:01:46,273 --> 00:01:47,357 I'm not impressed. 43 00:01:47,816 --> 00:01:49,526 It's like a flip book on a wheel. 44 00:01:49,651 --> 00:01:51,110 Ooh. We should name it. 45 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:52,487 Tropey McTropeface. 46 00:01:52,696 --> 00:01:55,824 - There. Move on, - Tropey McTropeface. 47 00:01:56,241 --> 00:01:57,617 You girls ready? 48 00:02:04,750 --> 00:02:07,085 Wow. Animation is so easy. 49 00:02:11,882 --> 00:02:13,967 Must bust. Must bust. Must bust. 50 00:02:14,176 --> 00:02:15,969 Must bust. 51 00:02:16,303 --> 00:02:17,846 Hey, where's Perry? 52 00:02:25,020 --> 00:02:26,854 Sorry for the lair entrance 53 00:02:26,855 --> 00:02:28,189 power outage, Agent P, 54 00:02:28,190 --> 00:02:30,107 but someone plugged a hairdryer 55 00:02:30,108 --> 00:02:32,152 - into the wrong outlet. - My bad, Agent P. 56 00:02:32,444 --> 00:02:33,694 Anyhoo, authorities have found 57 00:02:33,695 --> 00:02:35,905 an unusual number of things turned on their sides. 58 00:02:35,906 --> 00:02:37,532 A John P Try-State statue 59 00:02:37,908 --> 00:02:39,659 a Mr. Dribbles ice cream, 60 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:41,911 and there's a mailbox that fell over three weeks ago, 61 00:02:41,912 --> 00:02:43,245 and now it's upright again. 62 00:02:43,246 --> 00:02:45,331 Which is ready to receive mail, 63 00:02:45,332 --> 00:02:46,833 so I guess that's a good thing. 64 00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:50,504 These sideways objects have Doofenshmirtz written all over them. 65 00:02:50,754 --> 00:02:52,505 Now I know you have a hard out at noon, 66 00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:54,299 so you can skip the pleasantries 67 00:02:54,466 --> 00:02:56,218 and go straight to thwarting. 68 00:02:58,762 --> 00:03:00,805 Ah! Perry the Platypus. 69 00:03:00,806 --> 00:03:02,431 How unexpected... Wait, wait, wait! 70 00:03:02,432 --> 00:03:05,267 Whoa, whoa, wait, what... No trap, no monologuing? 71 00:03:05,268 --> 00:03:06,894 It's like you're no longer interested 72 00:03:06,895 --> 00:03:08,855 in a fully nuanced relationship. 73 00:03:09,523 --> 00:03:11,774 Okay, okay. Behold my Turnovernator. 74 00:03:11,775 --> 00:03:14,777 And no, it doesn't make delicious turnovers, 75 00:03:14,778 --> 00:03:16,946 but it could, it could. There's an attachment. 76 00:03:16,947 --> 00:03:19,323 No, the Turnovernator is to turn over 77 00:03:19,324 --> 00:03:21,034 the leadership of City Hall, 78 00:03:21,243 --> 00:03:23,745 and it will actually turn City Hall onto its side. 79 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:27,665 Roger will slide out, and I'll run in and take his place. 80 00:03:27,666 --> 00:03:28,749 Unless he's lying down, 81 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:31,168 at which point, he will suddenly be standing up, 82 00:03:31,169 --> 00:03:33,796 and then he will become confused and run away. 83 00:03:33,797 --> 00:03:34,881 It's a win-win. 84 00:03:37,717 --> 00:03:38,718 Ah-ha! 85 00:03:42,389 --> 00:03:44,014 Tropey McTropeface. 86 00:03:44,015 --> 00:03:46,100 Wait, wait, wait, wait. It's vanishing already? 87 00:03:46,101 --> 00:03:47,519 It's barely 9:00 a.m. 88 00:03:48,019 --> 00:03:50,063 Ugh, whatevs. I've got a hard out at noon, anyway. 89 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:58,238 Now he belongs to the world. 90 00:04:01,450 --> 00:04:04,743 ♪ Tropey McTropeface ♪ 91 00:04:04,744 --> 00:04:08,415 ♪ A zoetrope Out on this city alone ♪ 92 00:04:08,832 --> 00:04:11,918 ♪ Tropey McTropeface ♪ 93 00:04:12,419 --> 00:04:16,213 ♪ How did you find yourself So far from home? ♪ 94 00:04:16,214 --> 00:04:18,507 ♪ Is your new life enthralling ♪ 95 00:04:18,508 --> 00:04:20,260 ♪ Would you find your true calling? ♪ 96 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:23,263 ♪ Or will you be falling in love? ♪ 97 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:26,683 ♪ Tropey McTropeface ♪ 98 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:30,270 ♪ Where will you go? ♪ 99 00:04:30,896 --> 00:04:35,817 ♪ Tropey McTrope... ♪ 100 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:38,111 ♪ Face ♪ 101 00:04:38,361 --> 00:04:39,988 Hey, Ferb. You coming? 102 00:04:41,156 --> 00:04:42,907 I'm a little busy here, Candace. 103 00:04:42,908 --> 00:04:44,950 If this is your daily call about your brothers, 104 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:46,035 can I get a rain check? 105 00:04:46,036 --> 00:04:47,411 Oh. Pfft. It's not that. I mean, 106 00:04:47,412 --> 00:04:49,830 they did build something, but it's long gone already. 107 00:04:49,831 --> 00:04:50,998 No, I just had a question. 108 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:52,708 What did you say I had to do for chores? 109 00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:55,377 You promised to give Perry a bath. 110 00:04:55,378 --> 00:04:56,838 Hey, that's my umbrella! 111 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:58,923 It's the Danville Mother Mugger. 112 00:04:58,924 --> 00:05:00,675 How do you even know I'm a mother? 113 00:05:01,843 --> 00:05:03,469 I don't know who I should be angrier at. 114 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:06,305 The Mother Mugger, or whoever built that giant zoetrope. 115 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:07,556 That's dangerous. 116 00:05:07,557 --> 00:05:10,267 Be on the lookout for the Mother Mugger. 117 00:05:10,268 --> 00:05:13,312 In hindsight, we should have had him take off his mask for the mug shot, 118 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:14,856 but we work with what we got. 119 00:05:16,441 --> 00:05:17,901 Well, well, well. 120 00:05:18,193 --> 00:05:20,319 What goes around comes around. 121 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,238 Cut it down! 122 00:05:22,239 --> 00:05:23,322 Cut it down! 123 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:25,491 Man, these family reunions 124 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:27,952 with our traditional custom of felling a tree together 125 00:05:27,953 --> 00:05:29,161 can get awfully tense. 126 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:31,789 Of course, we should start the tree chopping ritual now! 127 00:05:31,790 --> 00:05:33,123 I vehemently disagree. 128 00:05:33,124 --> 00:05:35,627 We should cut it down in a little while. 129 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:39,339 Whoa. 130 00:05:39,965 --> 00:05:42,716 Hey, everybody, what say we put aside our differences 131 00:05:42,717 --> 00:05:44,760 long enough to enjoy this unexpected, 132 00:05:44,761 --> 00:05:46,346 comically large wheel? 133 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:57,774 Tropey McTropeface. 134 00:05:58,608 --> 00:06:00,484 Let's cut the tree down now. 135 00:06:00,485 --> 00:06:02,529 Yeah, it's a little while later. 136 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:11,120 It is the ephemeral nature of things 137 00:06:11,121 --> 00:06:13,122 that make them all the more beautiful. 138 00:06:13,123 --> 00:06:14,456 A touching sentiment. 139 00:06:14,457 --> 00:06:16,960 - Don't you have anywhere else to be? - I do not. 140 00:06:42,986 --> 00:06:44,904 We lost our paddle wheel! 141 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:47,698 Oh, without that paddle wheel, we're goners! 142 00:06:47,699 --> 00:06:49,909 If we pile combustible substances 143 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:52,703 at the back of the boat, and create a massive explosion, 144 00:06:52,704 --> 00:06:54,371 it may propel us forward. 145 00:06:54,372 --> 00:06:56,665 But it may explode us, too. 146 00:06:56,666 --> 00:06:58,209 Everyone's a critic. 147 00:06:58,460 --> 00:06:59,586 Wait, what's that? 148 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:07,802 Well, I'll be... Ow! 149 00:07:13,350 --> 00:07:14,516 We're okay. 150 00:07:14,517 --> 00:07:16,977 I mean, not great, obviously, but okay. 151 00:07:16,978 --> 00:07:18,187 In retrospect, 152 00:07:18,188 --> 00:07:21,566 maybe we shouldn't have named the boat Explodey McSplodeFace. 153 00:07:47,258 --> 00:07:50,637 Hey! No fair! Now I can't reach my inator button. 154 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:55,642 It's not even noon, and you're already leaving? What... 155 00:07:55,975 --> 00:07:58,435 What am I supposed to do for the rest of the day? 156 00:07:58,436 --> 00:08:01,481 ♪ He's got a hard out at noon ♪ 157 00:08:04,567 --> 00:08:07,153 Okay, twelve o'clock. Let's get this over with. 158 00:08:07,862 --> 00:08:10,031 Perry! Oh, there you are, Perry. 159 00:08:10,281 --> 00:08:11,865 Oh. And you're filthy. 160 00:08:11,866 --> 00:08:13,952 This has to be the highlight of your week, right? 161 00:08:14,244 --> 00:08:16,120 You know, because platypuses don't do much. 162 00:08:20,125 --> 00:08:21,625 Officer, I wanted to report... 163 00:08:21,626 --> 00:08:23,753 Oh! That's the man who stole my umbrella. 164 00:08:24,421 --> 00:08:25,421 Dink Winkerson? 165 00:08:25,422 --> 00:08:28,674 Disturbingly UV-sensitive host of Danville Today? 166 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:30,050 But why steal umbrellas? 167 00:08:30,051 --> 00:08:32,928 Because every day they send me out in the broiling sun 168 00:08:32,929 --> 00:08:34,514 to report on nonsense! 169 00:08:34,723 --> 00:08:37,475 I just wanted to be in the shade, lady! 170 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:41,146 This is Dink Winkerson being arrested. 171 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:45,483 {\an8}You ordered ten tons of bread dough? 172 00:08:45,775 --> 00:08:47,694 {\an8}How are we supposed to roll it out? 173 00:08:54,284 --> 00:08:56,453 {\an8}♪ Tropey McTropeface ♪ 174 00:08:57,328 --> 00:08:59,663 ♪ Every moment of your life Is the grooviest ♪ 175 00:08:59,664 --> 00:09:02,000 ♪ Tropey McTropeface ♪ 176 00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:05,086 ♪ Hanging out With motorcycle enthusiasts ♪ 177 00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:08,047 ♪ You might be sad When they say "Please come again" ♪ 178 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:10,424 ♪ But you can make friends Wherever you go ♪ 179 00:09:10,425 --> 00:09:13,343 ♪ Tropey McTrope... ♪ 180 00:09:13,344 --> 00:09:14,428 ♪ Face ♪ 181 00:09:14,429 --> 00:09:16,473 That zoetrope taught me how to love. 182 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:27,107 Time to turn this city on its head on its head. 183 00:09:27,108 --> 00:09:28,401 On its head, sir? 184 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:30,861 Or technically, I guess, turn it on its side. 185 00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:32,362 It just doesn't sound as good. 186 00:09:32,363 --> 00:09:34,406 You say, "I'm gonna turn this city upside down," 187 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:35,491 people get that. 188 00:09:35,492 --> 00:09:38,994 But you say something about, "I'm gonna rotate this city 90 degrees." 189 00:09:38,995 --> 00:09:41,081 That doesn't mean anything to anybody. 190 00:10:14,989 --> 00:10:16,573 Did you guys just hear something? 191 00:10:16,574 --> 00:10:18,492 It sounded like it might have been 192 00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:20,160 a large cylindrical object 193 00:10:20,161 --> 00:10:22,247 colliding with a huge flaming rock, 194 00:10:22,664 --> 00:10:24,499 sending them both careening into space. 195 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:27,794 Or maybe just the building settling. 196 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:33,716 Finally, a new, hospitable home planet. 197 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:45,186 It is not your time. 198 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:52,735 Finally, my hour of triumph! 199 00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:56,531 Now I've been turned 90 degrees. 200 00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:58,866 You see? That means nothing! 201 00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:03,829 I curse you, inexplicably large and enigmatic zoetrope! 202 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:07,333 ♪ Tropey McTropeface ♪ 203 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:11,504 ♪ A zoetrope out on the city alone ♪ 204 00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:14,089 ♪ Tropey McTropeface... ♪ 205 00:11:14,090 --> 00:11:15,465 Great idea, Phineas. 206 00:11:15,466 --> 00:11:18,677 A Ferris wheel ride is the perfect end to the day. 207 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:21,471 Hey, there are now two Ferris wheels. 208 00:11:21,472 --> 00:11:23,892 And that one looks just like Tropey McTropeface. 209 00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:25,935 Aw, he found a friend. 210 00:11:28,271 --> 00:11:29,938 Way to go, Tropey! 211 00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:32,150 Hey, look at me! I'm a hamster! 212 00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:33,401 Hey, Ferb, look. 213 00:11:33,776 --> 00:11:36,361 Were those little baby merry-go-rounds here before? 214 00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:41,367 ♪ Tropey McTrope... ♪ 215 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:43,703 ♪ Face ♪ 216 00:11:47,248 --> 00:11:49,625 {\an8}It doesn't have to be chowder. It could be a bisque, 217 00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:51,126 {\an8}broth, a consomme. 218 00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:52,878 {\an8}But wouldn't we get all covered in-- 219 00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:54,379 {\an8}We'd all be delicious. 220 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:55,590 {\an8}Covered in soup. 221 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:58,885 {\an8}I'm just workshopping this, okay? Here, for scale. 222 00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:02,388 {\an8}Bread bowl hot tub. 223 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:04,515 {\an8} Oh! 224 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,808 {\an8}Gang, I know we're gonna-- 225 00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:08,603 {\an8}Oh, Blimey. 226 00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:10,480 - Dad? Come on. - Oh, no. 227 00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:12,481 Why is he wearing a tuxedo? 228 00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:13,732 It looks like he should be 229 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:14,983 - on a wedding cake. - It's fine! 230 00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:16,778 Don't you worry your little head about it. 231 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:18,946 What you doing? 232 00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:21,698 Oh, my favorite bookcase finally gave up the ghost. 233 00:12:21,699 --> 00:12:24,743 A lot of these I should get rid of, but some of them are my favorites. 234 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:25,911 Maybe we can help. 235 00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:28,413 We could build you the ultimate bookcase. 236 00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:30,583 Ooh. That's something we've never built before. 237 00:12:31,042 --> 00:12:32,627 Yeah, because it's boring. 238 00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:35,004 Whereas, a bread bowl hot tub on the other hand... 239 00:12:35,213 --> 00:12:36,755 I know what we're gonna do today. 240 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,383 It's gonna be the bookcase, isn't it? 241 00:12:38,508 --> 00:12:39,509 Yes, it is. 242 00:12:39,968 --> 00:12:42,678 Jolly good. We're going to need wood and nails, 243 00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:44,264 and... Oh, where's Perry? 244 00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:46,599 Why would we need Perry to build the bookcase? 245 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:48,768 I was just wondering. 246 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:10,205 Carl, Agent P beat your high score. 247 00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:11,290 Oh, man. 248 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:15,128 Agent P, we've noticed an excess of plant life on Doof's balcony. 249 00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:17,547 We suspect it's part of a nefarious scheme. 250 00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:19,716 Get to the bottom of it, Agent P. 251 00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:22,552 I'm going back in, sir. 252 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:25,013 You can't keep chasing that high, Carl. 253 00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:27,015 Ready, Dad? 254 00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:29,141 Okay, let me just fetch my spanner. 255 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:30,350 I won't be a tick. 256 00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:31,476 What's a spanner? 257 00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:33,604 A wretch, with an English accent. 258 00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:35,063 And what's a tick? 259 00:13:35,064 --> 00:13:37,607 A parasitic arachnid that attaches itself 260 00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:39,319 to larger, warm-blooded vertebrates. 261 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,946 This has not made anything clearer to me. 262 00:13:42,572 --> 00:13:44,157 What did I come in here for again? 263 00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:46,533 Was it my Bench Warmer baseball cards, 264 00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:48,827 or this photo of me kicking an orange, 265 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,873 or my sculpture of the world's happiest jackalope? 266 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,541 Why are we building this thing again? 267 00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:56,501 Pretty sure the prevailing wisdom is reading is boring. 268 00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:58,337 Reading helps with your imagination. 269 00:13:58,713 --> 00:14:00,048 Yeah. I'm out. 270 00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:02,800 All right, Ferb, let's kick it off. 271 00:14:02,925 --> 00:14:06,553 We're gonna give Dad the ultimate summer reading bookcase. 272 00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:08,931 We can add rope swings, secret passages. 273 00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:10,516 A homework checking station. 274 00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:12,559 I mean a foosball station. 275 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:14,978 And a pool that's hot, filled with soup. 276 00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:16,105 I'm back in. 277 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:38,795 {\an8} You want to come to the backyard with me, Mom. 278 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:40,545 {\an8}You want to come to the backyard. 279 00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,298 {\an8}You don't need me to see anything today. 280 00:14:42,507 --> 00:14:44,801 {\an8}Dad's recruited the kids to help him build a bookshelf. 281 00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:48,720 Hmm. Perhaps it's time to try a more psychological approach. 282 00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:49,805 It's really not. 283 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,727 ♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. ♪ 284 00:14:57,605 --> 00:14:59,648 Ah, Perry the Platypus. 285 00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:01,442 So glad you could "gum" by. 286 00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:05,403 I mean, I knew gumbody would visit, but it's gum. 287 00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:06,906 It's gum. You're in a gum trap. 288 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,075 No, really. Don't. Don't break out so fast. 289 00:15:09,492 --> 00:15:11,368 I put way too much effort into that trap. 290 00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:13,496 Took me six days to chew all that gun. 291 00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:16,541 Yeah, I know it's gross, and my jaw is killing me. 292 00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:19,752 Anyway, behold my Faceplantinator! 293 00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:21,795 It doesn't make people fall on their faces. 294 00:15:21,796 --> 00:15:24,215 It makes plants with my face! 295 00:15:24,507 --> 00:15:25,842 My face on a plant! 296 00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:30,679 Yeah, I'm aware that I look like someone's grandma, 297 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:33,348 but I've taken up gardening because it's supposed to be relaxing. 298 00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:36,686 But Instead, it brought up a lot of long-buried memories. 299 00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:39,062 In Gimmelshtump, the other kids used to tease me 300 00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:40,939 for not practicing photosynthesis. 301 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,567 Heinz has no chlorophyll! Heinz has no... 302 00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:45,569 And that's a weird thing to tease someone about 303 00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:47,529 because who practices photosynthesis? 304 00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:48,864 It's literally just plants. 305 00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:51,951 But I guess they'd run out of taunts and had to get creative. 306 00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:54,995 But now they won't laugh at me anymore 307 00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:59,041 because I've created an entire army of me plants! 308 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:00,501 Look at these guys, huh? 309 00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:02,711 I'm a plant. I'm a plant. I'm a plant... 310 00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:06,173 With these Doofenplants, I will take over the Tri-State Area. 311 00:16:06,174 --> 00:16:10,093 I made them omnivorous because carnivorous just wasn't evil enough. 312 00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:12,387 I mean, carnivorous. What? They can't hurt plants? 313 00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:13,973 What's that about? 314 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:15,808 How did you... 315 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:19,061 Wait, wait. Why did the gum only hit me? 316 00:16:19,604 --> 00:16:20,605 Take this! 317 00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:25,859 - I'm a plant. I'm a plant. I'm a plant... - Yes, you are. 318 00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:27,694 Yes, you are. Who's a good plant? 319 00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:30,489 Ow! Okay, I take it back. You're an abomination. 320 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:33,491 Now attack, my hench-plants! Attack! 321 00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:35,035 I'm a plant. I'm a plant... 322 00:16:35,036 --> 00:16:38,122 Ow! Ow! No, no, no, not me! Not me! No bites! No bites! 323 00:16:38,289 --> 00:16:39,332 Bad plants! 324 00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:43,043 ♪ I'm reading on a rope swing ♪ 325 00:16:43,044 --> 00:16:44,502 ♪ I'm reading on a shark ♪ 326 00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:45,879 ♪ I've got night vision goggles on ♪ 327 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:46,964 ♪ I'm reading in the dark ♪ 328 00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:52,510 - ♪ I'm reading ♪ - ♪ Reading huh, reading, reading huh ♪ 329 00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:54,012 ♪ I'm reading underwater ♪ 330 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,305 {\an8}♪ I'm reading upside down ♪ 331 00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:56,514 ♪ I'm reading in the sewer ♪ 332 00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:57,599 ♪ Gonna read all over town ♪ 333 00:16:57,600 --> 00:17:03,188 - ♪ I'm reading ♪ - ♪ Reading huh, reading, reading huh ♪ 334 00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:04,356 {\an8}♪ My imagination's soaring ♪ 335 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:05,774 {\an8}♪ But I still think this is boring ♪ 336 00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:08,443 - ♪ I'm reading ♪ - ♪ Reading huh, reading, reading huh ♪ 337 00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:09,945 ♪ I'm reading ♪ 338 00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:12,156 Hold on. Where's Dad? 339 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:13,907 He's still in the garage, 340 00:17:13,908 --> 00:17:15,701 looking for a wrench with an English accent. 341 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:19,579 Mom, whatever you do, do not come outside. 342 00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:21,581 Don't play mind games with me, Candace. 343 00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:24,292 You're pretending to not do what I know you're actually doing 344 00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:26,045 won't not make me not come outside. 345 00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:29,966 Yes, that's what... Wait, was that a triple negative? 346 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,385 So... So, no. 347 00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:36,805 Dad, are you still in here? 348 00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:37,890 Right here, son. 349 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:41,476 I did manage to find my first edition of Caveman Man. 350 00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:43,895 The world's first prehistoric comic book 351 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,230 carved out of granite. 352 00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:47,817 I'm just having a little less luck finding my spanner. 353 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,067 Come on, Dad. 354 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,070 I can't wait to show you the progress we made. 355 00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:57,909 Kids, this is miraculous. 356 00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:00,579 I love the book-evator and the book slide, 357 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:01,664 and... Oh, my, 358 00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:04,916 is that a leatherbound first printing 359 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,836 {\an8}of Kafka's Metamorphosis? 360 00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:09,004 {\an8}A poor man's Edgar Allan Poe. 361 00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:11,465 Who added bugs to mask all the borrowed imagery. 362 00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:13,843 What? 363 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:15,844 I don't like reading. 364 00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:17,847 - Bread bowl hot tub. - Mmm-hmm. 365 00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:21,057 Oh, your mother's got to see this. Back in a mo. 366 00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:23,477 I'm a plant. I'm a plant. I'm a plant. 367 00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:28,898 I neglected to mention, 368 00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:31,735 they've also developed a taste for wood, and paper, 369 00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:33,069 and Vanessa's pleather boots, 370 00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:35,865 and basically anything I've put in front of their mouths. 371 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:40,369 And it looks like we can add frying pans to that list. 372 00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:48,044 We have to hit the self-destruct button! 373 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:53,633 Save me. 374 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,099 Wait, I'm not a plant. I... 375 00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:05,561 Okay, I deserve that. 376 00:19:08,731 --> 00:19:10,065 I'm a plant. I'm a plant... 377 00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:11,149 Whoa, that's funky. 378 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,778 Those are the weirdest-looking plants I've ever seen. 379 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,946 Do their faces look familiar? 380 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:20,033 Nah, they don't look like anybody. 381 00:19:20,034 --> 00:19:22,202 I'm a plant! 382 00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:23,411 ♪ I'm eating, I'm a plant ♪ 383 00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:24,913 ♪ I'm a plant, plant, plant ♪ 384 00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:26,081 ♪ I'm eating, I'm a plant ♪ 385 00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:27,415 ♪ I'm a plant, plant, plant ♪ 386 00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:28,542 ♪ I'm a plant ♪ 387 00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:31,252 ♪ I'm eating, I'm a plant ♪ 388 00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:32,671 ♪ I'm a plant, plant, plant ♪ 389 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,005 ♪ I'm eating, I'm a plant ♪ 390 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,508 ♪ I'm a plant, plant, plant... ♪ 391 00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:37,176 Oh, I can't look! 392 00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:40,221 Just like the library at Alexandria. 393 00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:42,305 - Why? - Don't be so dramatic. 394 00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:43,890 All these books are online. 395 00:19:43,891 --> 00:19:46,352 - We could use this. - And this. 396 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:47,687 {\an8}And these. 397 00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:49,813 ♪ I'm eating, I'm a plant ♪ 398 00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:51,272 I'm a plant. 399 00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:52,607 It's survival! 400 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,785 ♪ I'm eating, I'm a plant... ♪ 401 00:20:03,786 --> 00:20:06,205 We won't let this bookcase go without a fight. 402 00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:07,998 Don't let them take the higher ground! 403 00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:13,003 I'm a plant. I'm a plant. 404 00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:16,465 ♪ I'm eating, I'm a plant... ♪ 405 00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:18,550 Now, this is what I'm talking about. 406 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:21,011 When have you ever talked about this? 407 00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:22,722 Tuesday. A week ago. 408 00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:24,806 I was just thinking, 409 00:20:24,807 --> 00:20:27,976 wouldn't it be cathartic to pound a bunch of carnivorous plants 410 00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:29,437 into submission with a book? 411 00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:33,232 I have no recollection of that. 412 00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:36,110 Less talky-talky, more fighty-fighty. 413 00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:41,239 Come out to the backyard, see what the boys have made, 414 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,782 and I'll be your best friend. 415 00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:44,325 I'll only apply to local colleges. 416 00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:46,703 I'll put you in the nice senior care facility. 417 00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:49,414 Oh, Linda, you really should see what the boys have made. 418 00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:50,707 It's quite impressive. 419 00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:52,376 - Okay. - Wait. What? 420 00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:54,253 Oh, sure, when he says it. 421 00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:58,840 I'm a plant. I'm a plant. 422 00:20:58,841 --> 00:21:00,134 I'm a plant. I'm a plant... 423 00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:04,971 Fall back! We are outnumbered! 424 00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:06,473 ♪ I'm eating, I'm a plant ♪ 425 00:21:06,474 --> 00:21:07,767 ♪ I'm a plant, plant ♪ 426 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,476 ♪ I'm eating, I'm a plant ♪ 427 00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:10,810 ♪ I'm a plant, plant ♪ 428 00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:12,187 ♪ I'm eating, I'm a plant ♪ 429 00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:13,606 ♪ I'm a plant, plant ♪ 430 00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:26,993 Curse you, Perry the Platypus, 431 00:21:26,994 --> 00:21:31,499 and also my own hubris for creating an army of me plants! 432 00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:33,708 ♪ You still ain't got no chlorophyll ♪ 433 00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:35,710 ♪ You still ain't got no chlorophyll ♪ 434 00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:38,506 Hey, why are you guys still wearing the same clothes? 435 00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:43,009 ♪ We did it for the call back ♪ 436 00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:44,094 I'm a plant. 437 00:21:48,057 --> 00:21:49,058 I'm a plant... 438 00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:57,483 Wow, kids, that is impressive. 439 00:21:57,983 --> 00:22:00,194 It is lovely, but it seemed bigger. 440 00:22:01,195 --> 00:22:03,364 - But... But... But... - Oh, Candace. 441 00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:06,617 I can't wait for you to have children of your own one day. 442 00:22:06,909 --> 00:22:09,328 Here you go, Dad. Your very own bookcase. 443 00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:11,038 Sorry we lost some of it. 444 00:22:11,247 --> 00:22:12,748 There was a bit of an incident. 445 00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:14,499 Oh, kids, it's wonderful. 446 00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:16,793 The big one wouldn't have fit in the library anyway. 447 00:22:16,794 --> 00:22:18,337 Oh, I found my spanner. 448 00:22:23,634 --> 00:22:24,844 Oh, there you are, Perry. 449 00:22:27,096 --> 00:22:28,347 You guys are so weird. 450 00:22:30,391 --> 00:22:31,599 {\an8}It's survival!