1 00:00:01,660 --> 00:00:04,210 [indistinct chatter] 2 00:00:07,710 --> 00:00:09,000 (female 'Superman..' 3 00:00:09,090 --> 00:00:12,090 [chatter continues] 4 00:00:14,340 --> 00:00:15,760 (male Smile. 5 00:00:18,510 --> 00:00:21,520 [instrumental music] 6 00:00:27,690 --> 00:00:29,070 Superman t-shirts! 7 00:00:29,150 --> 00:00:32,900 Get your t-shirts and your balloons right here. 8 00:00:32,990 --> 00:00:34,950 [indistinct chatter] 9 00:00:36,820 --> 00:00:37,780 Look! 10 00:00:39,410 --> 00:00:42,370 [crowd cheering] 11 00:00:43,750 --> 00:00:45,960 [instrumental music] 12 00:00:47,330 --> 00:00:50,420 Superman! Superman, it's me, Lois Lane. 13 00:00:50,500 --> 00:00:53,470 [cheering continues] 14 00:01:00,180 --> 00:01:02,640 Ladies and gentlemen.. 15 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:04,100 Good citizens of Metropolis 16 00:01:04,180 --> 00:01:06,980 let's really welcome Superman to our fair city. 17 00:01:07,060 --> 00:01:09,980 [cheering] 18 00:01:15,610 --> 00:01:17,530 He came to us a stranger 19 00:01:17,610 --> 00:01:21,120 but his good deeds have not gone unnoticed. 20 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:23,700 As last year's recipient of the key to the city 21 00:01:23,790 --> 00:01:26,210 it is my honor to pass it on 22 00:01:26,290 --> 00:01:27,790 to our newfound friend. 23 00:01:27,870 --> 00:01:30,840 [crowd cheering] 24 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:34,670 Madam Deputy Mayor, if you please. 25 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:36,340 [indistinct chatter] 26 00:01:37,800 --> 00:01:42,100 We take pride in proclaiming this day, "Superman Day" 27 00:01:42,180 --> 00:01:45,100 and offering you the key to the city. 28 00:01:45,180 --> 00:01:46,890 [crowd cheering] 29 00:01:46,980 --> 00:01:49,310 Welcome to Metropolis. 30 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:52,360 [crowd cheering] 31 00:01:54,320 --> 00:01:56,190 It is wonderful to have you here. 32 00:01:56,280 --> 00:01:59,070 [cheering continues] 33 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:01,200 Congratulations. 34 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:02,780 - Congratulations. - Thank you very much. 35 00:02:03,950 --> 00:02:05,910 Thank you. 36 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:07,870 Come and say a few words. 37 00:02:07,960 --> 00:02:09,410 Thank you, Mr. Luthor. 38 00:02:11,670 --> 00:02:13,130 Uh.. 39 00:02:13,210 --> 00:02:14,840 [dramatic music] 40 00:02:14,920 --> 00:02:15,880 I.. 41 00:02:20,510 --> 00:02:22,510 [indistinct chatter] 42 00:02:23,640 --> 00:02:26,430 [music continues] 43 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:29,890 You've all made me feel, very welcome here. 44 00:02:29,980 --> 00:02:32,060 [crowd chanting] Superman! Superman! 45 00:02:32,150 --> 00:02:34,070 Superman! Superman! 46 00:02:34,150 --> 00:02:36,150 Superman! Superman! 47 00:02:36,230 --> 00:02:37,360 Thank you. 48 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:40,410 [crowd cheering] 49 00:02:42,990 --> 00:02:45,990 [instrumental music] 50 00:03:07,180 --> 00:03:08,980 His time will come soon enough. 51 00:03:09,060 --> 00:03:10,600 To the penthouse, sir? 52 00:03:10,690 --> 00:03:12,060 No, Asabi. To the airport. 53 00:03:12,150 --> 00:03:13,770 I'm in the mood for a little sport. 54 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:15,190 Kenya? The leopard ranch? 55 00:03:15,270 --> 00:03:18,530 No. Something a bit more...cold-blooded. 56 00:03:18,610 --> 00:03:20,650 The Everglades. 57 00:03:20,740 --> 00:03:22,110 Perfect. 58 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:24,200 Just what the bootmaker ordered. 59 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:25,410 Yes, sir. 60 00:03:26,530 --> 00:03:28,490 [indistinct chatter] 61 00:03:29,450 --> 00:03:30,580 [sighs] 62 00:03:37,880 --> 00:03:40,840 [intense music] 63 00:03:49,970 --> 00:03:52,940 [screaming] 64 00:04:03,610 --> 00:04:06,570 [theme music] 65 00:04:36,770 --> 00:04:39,730 [music continues] 66 00:05:05,510 --> 00:05:08,510 [indistinct chatter] 67 00:05:11,890 --> 00:05:14,890 Morning, hot cakes. 68 00:05:14,980 --> 00:05:18,060 CK, about that book you lent me on Robert Capa.. CK? 69 00:05:18,150 --> 00:05:20,270 What's the matter, cat got your tongue? 70 00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:21,570 (Perry) Kids, let's get started. 71 00:05:21,650 --> 00:05:22,940 Uh, Clark? 72 00:05:23,030 --> 00:05:24,240 - Right here, sir. - Oh, Kent. Didn't see you. 73 00:05:24,320 --> 00:05:25,860 I take it that you and Lois 74 00:05:25,950 --> 00:05:28,360 are on that, "Superman-gets the-key-to-the-city" story? 75 00:05:28,450 --> 00:05:29,620 - Yeah. On it. - Great. 76 00:05:29,700 --> 00:05:30,990 [telephone ringing] 77 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:33,410 What's the matter, Lois, bored with Superman already? 78 00:05:33,490 --> 00:05:34,790 I was standing right in front of him 79 00:05:34,870 --> 00:05:36,040 'and he didn't even notice me.' 80 00:05:36,120 --> 00:05:37,500 What's to notice? 81 00:05:39,170 --> 00:05:42,130 [instrumental music] 82 00:05:45,130 --> 00:05:46,880 Oops, my lucky pen. 83 00:05:46,970 --> 00:05:49,180 (male 'Hey, Friez, will you give me back that paper?' 84 00:05:51,890 --> 00:05:53,260 (Perry) 'Cat, now, anything new' 85 00:05:53,350 --> 00:05:55,770 on Councilman Addis' arrest last night? 86 00:05:55,850 --> 00:05:57,440 I'm on my way to the house of ill repute 87 00:05:57,520 --> 00:06:00,520 to interview the, uh, "lady" in question. 88 00:06:00,610 --> 00:06:02,820 Aren't those also known as Cat Houses? 89 00:06:02,900 --> 00:06:05,900 [gasps] Lois made a joke. 90 00:06:05,990 --> 00:06:08,320 Hey, anybody get a load of today's "National Whisper?" 91 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:12,080 Oh, come on, Jimmy. Don't bring that trash in here. 92 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:13,910 'Sorry excuse for a newspaper.' 93 00:06:13,990 --> 00:06:15,240 Chief, it's really smooth. 94 00:06:15,330 --> 00:06:17,790 This invisible guy, breaks into the safe 95 00:06:17,870 --> 00:06:19,670 of the city's most notorious slumlord 96 00:06:19,750 --> 00:06:21,250 'takes the cash and then he hands it out' 97 00:06:21,330 --> 00:06:22,960 to the tenants in one of his buildings. 98 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:24,590 Did you happen to notice the headline right next to it? 99 00:06:24,670 --> 00:06:26,170 "Benjamin Franklin is alive 100 00:06:26,260 --> 00:06:28,630 and living in my electric blender." 101 00:06:28,720 --> 00:06:31,390 Aw, come on, kids, come on. Let's settle down now. 102 00:06:32,220 --> 00:06:33,300 Clark? 103 00:06:35,350 --> 00:06:37,560 (Perry) 'Ah...alright, alright.' 104 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:39,440 'Let's see, Friez, are you doing a follow-up' 105 00:06:39,520 --> 00:06:41,190 'on the escape of that armed robber' 106 00:06:41,270 --> 00:06:43,270 'from the State Penitentiary?' 107 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:45,820 - 'What's his name?' - Barnes. 108 00:06:45,900 --> 00:06:47,570 Big man-hunt started last night. 109 00:06:47,650 --> 00:06:49,820 They think he may be headed for Metropolis. 110 00:06:49,900 --> 00:06:52,740 'These wanted posters go up today.' 111 00:06:55,660 --> 00:06:57,160 Ah! Lois Lane? 112 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:59,790 I'm Murray Brown. Galactic talent agency. 113 00:06:59,870 --> 00:07:02,540 I'm here to see the big guy. You know, the Superman? 114 00:07:02,630 --> 00:07:05,340 Eh-eh, I figure 'cause you wrote those articles about him 115 00:07:05,420 --> 00:07:06,840 you might know where I can find him. 116 00:07:06,920 --> 00:07:08,210 Well, you figured wrong. 117 00:07:08,300 --> 00:07:12,340 W-well, look, h-here's my card just in case. 118 00:07:12,430 --> 00:07:15,180 - You're a talent agent? - Oh, no. Ha-ha. 119 00:07:15,260 --> 00:07:16,850 Artist's representative. 120 00:07:16,930 --> 00:07:18,600 You want to represent Superman? 121 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:20,180 Huh, listen to me, cookie. 122 00:07:20,270 --> 00:07:22,730 Those buns of steel, they're worth money in the bank. 123 00:07:22,810 --> 00:07:26,110 - Lois, CK, check this out. - Ah...um.. 124 00:07:26,190 --> 00:07:27,440 [telephone ringing] 125 00:07:31,030 --> 00:07:33,030 (Linda on TV) 'If you're not seeing what I'm seeing' 126 00:07:33,110 --> 00:07:35,320 'then you may be witnessing a miracle.' 127 00:07:35,410 --> 00:07:37,540 Captured earlier today on home video 128 00:07:37,620 --> 00:07:40,540 a catering truck loaded with fancy treats 129 00:07:40,620 --> 00:07:42,000 'for a political fund-raiser' 130 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:44,880 was hijacked, by an invisible man. 131 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:47,090 Yes, an invisible man. 132 00:07:47,170 --> 00:07:49,210 'That truck ended up at the fourth street shelter--' 133 00:07:49,300 --> 00:07:51,220 - Excuse me, Miss Lane-- - Oh, one second. 134 00:07:51,300 --> 00:07:52,880 (Linda on TV) '...where homeless families' 135 00:07:52,970 --> 00:07:56,470 feasted on goose liver pate and cold lobster salad.. 136 00:07:56,550 --> 00:07:59,060 ...many thanks, to The Invisible Man. 137 00:08:00,060 --> 00:08:01,730 'No one, as yet, has any clue' 138 00:08:01,810 --> 00:08:03,560 to this unexplained phenomenon. 139 00:08:03,640 --> 00:08:05,310 Is it real? Is it an illusion? 140 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:07,230 We'll all just have to wait and see. 141 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:10,230 'Up next, you'd better keep your umbrellas handy..' 142 00:08:10,320 --> 00:08:11,490 Yes. Can I help you? 143 00:08:11,570 --> 00:08:13,820 You spoke at my women's group last October. 144 00:08:13,910 --> 00:08:15,780 "The weaker sex, fact or fiction." 145 00:08:15,870 --> 00:08:17,280 It was a terrific speech. 146 00:08:17,370 --> 00:08:19,540 Well, thank you. I'm really glad that you liked it. 147 00:08:19,620 --> 00:08:21,750 Oh, I need to speak to you about my husband. 148 00:08:21,830 --> 00:08:22,960 He's disappeared. 149 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:24,920 Ah, first floor. Try missing persons. 150 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:27,540 No, no, he's really disappeared. 151 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:31,960 I'm The Invisible Man's wife. 152 00:08:34,090 --> 00:08:36,720 Ah, could you just wait over there 153 00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:39,100 for just a moment for.. Jimmy! 154 00:08:39,180 --> 00:08:40,600 Come on. Let's talk to her. 155 00:08:40,680 --> 00:08:42,770 Why are you so interested in this? 156 00:08:42,850 --> 00:08:44,730 I'm...fascinated by the paranormal. 157 00:08:44,810 --> 00:08:46,850 Oh! Why doesn't that surprise me? 158 00:08:46,940 --> 00:08:48,190 Oh, come on. 159 00:08:50,190 --> 00:08:52,190 Who knows? 160 00:08:52,280 --> 00:08:54,950 Maybe she'll introduce us to Casper the friendly ghost. 161 00:08:55,030 --> 00:08:56,360 [Clark chuckles] 162 00:08:56,450 --> 00:08:57,950 (Helene) 'But I'm tellin' you the truth.' 163 00:08:58,030 --> 00:09:00,370 My husband is invisible. 164 00:09:00,450 --> 00:09:01,790 Watch your step. 165 00:09:01,870 --> 00:09:04,460 [instrumental music] 166 00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:09,500 So what makes you think that your husband is invisible? 167 00:09:09,590 --> 00:09:11,460 Because I saw him. 168 00:09:11,550 --> 00:09:13,880 Or rather, I didn't see him leave. 169 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:15,680 [instrumental music] 170 00:09:15,760 --> 00:09:19,180 (Clark) 'When is the last time you did see him?' 171 00:09:19,260 --> 00:09:21,390 - 'In the flesh?' - 'Mm-hmm.' 172 00:09:21,470 --> 00:09:24,810 Monday a week ago...I think. 173 00:09:24,890 --> 00:09:26,060 You don't remember? 174 00:09:26,140 --> 00:09:27,480 (Helene) 'Well, to be perfectly honest' 175 00:09:27,560 --> 00:09:29,270 'we don't see much of each other anyway.' 176 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:30,560 'For the past several years' 177 00:09:30,650 --> 00:09:31,980 'he's practically lived down here.' 178 00:09:32,070 --> 00:09:33,530 He'd come upstairs late 179 00:09:33,610 --> 00:09:36,820 and I'd just leave his dinner in the oven on warm. 180 00:09:36,900 --> 00:09:38,410 You know how it is. 181 00:09:38,490 --> 00:09:41,490 So, you and your husband were having marital difficulties? 182 00:09:41,580 --> 00:09:44,000 No, not really. 183 00:09:44,080 --> 00:09:46,660 I mean...we never fought. 184 00:09:46,750 --> 00:09:48,750 'We just sort of stopped talking to one another.' 185 00:09:48,830 --> 00:09:50,670 Slipped into a pattern. 186 00:09:50,750 --> 00:09:53,050 I guess he just lost interest in me. 187 00:09:53,130 --> 00:09:55,510 We've been married 27 years. 188 00:09:55,590 --> 00:09:58,300 What happened the night that he left? 189 00:09:58,380 --> 00:10:00,300 Well, he hadn't touched his dinner 190 00:10:00,390 --> 00:10:02,100 so I came down here looking for him. 191 00:10:02,180 --> 00:10:05,140 And, well, he wasn't here. 192 00:10:05,220 --> 00:10:09,400 But then, that door suddenly opened and I heard him say 193 00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:12,400 "Goodbye, Helene. See you around." 194 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:15,190 And then he walked out. 195 00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:17,700 The door closed behind him. 196 00:10:17,780 --> 00:10:20,070 [sobbing] 197 00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:24,040 Ah, don't...uh.. 198 00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:26,700 [sobbing] 199 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:28,910 Um.. 200 00:10:33,290 --> 00:10:35,800 What is it that you would like us to do? 201 00:10:35,880 --> 00:10:38,380 I want you to write an article about him. 202 00:10:38,470 --> 00:10:41,180 I want you to find out if he's ever comin' home. 203 00:10:42,890 --> 00:10:45,390 I want you to tell him, that I miss him. 204 00:10:45,470 --> 00:10:47,560 [sobbing continues] 205 00:10:49,100 --> 00:10:50,060 [sighs] 206 00:10:51,690 --> 00:10:54,320 Poor woman. Husband's probably got something going on the side. 207 00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:55,480 He walks out on her. 208 00:10:55,570 --> 00:10:56,570 She thinks he's turned invisible. 209 00:10:56,650 --> 00:10:58,030 Well, how do you know he isn't? 210 00:10:58,110 --> 00:10:59,700 Are you serious? We're talking about a figment 211 00:10:59,780 --> 00:11:01,860 of somebody's overactive imagination. 212 00:11:01,950 --> 00:11:03,320 Does everything in life have to have 213 00:11:03,410 --> 00:11:04,620 a perfectly reasonable explanation? 214 00:11:04,700 --> 00:11:05,830 Everything. 215 00:11:05,910 --> 00:11:07,240 All grounded in clear, scientific reasoning? 216 00:11:07,330 --> 00:11:08,160 Of course. 217 00:11:08,250 --> 00:11:09,250 No magic left in the universe? 218 00:11:09,330 --> 00:11:10,410 Well, there's no werewolves 219 00:11:10,500 --> 00:11:12,000 or vampires loose in the city, either. 220 00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:13,580 - What about Superman? - Huh? 221 00:11:13,670 --> 00:11:16,670 There's a man living somewhere in Metropolis who flies, Lois. 222 00:11:16,750 --> 00:11:19,170 Oh, no. Not him again. 223 00:11:19,260 --> 00:11:20,510 Who? 224 00:11:20,590 --> 00:11:22,930 (Lois) 'The nerve of that guy. He is unbelievable.' 225 00:11:23,010 --> 00:11:24,470 Well, he's persistent. 226 00:11:24,550 --> 00:11:26,430 He is a smarmy, money-grubbing opportunist. 227 00:11:26,510 --> 00:11:28,770 They all are. Everyone wants a piece of Superman. 228 00:11:28,850 --> 00:11:30,890 Keys to the city, telethons, benefits. 229 00:11:30,980 --> 00:11:33,900 What's next? A guest shot on "A.M. Metropolis?" 230 00:11:33,980 --> 00:11:35,770 When is this all going to end? 231 00:11:35,860 --> 00:11:38,230 Are you worried this is all going to go to Superman's head? 232 00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:41,110 No. I'm worried he'll forget about me. 233 00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:45,570 [telephone ringing] 234 00:11:45,660 --> 00:11:47,450 - How'd it go? - Dead end. 235 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,580 I don't think so. 236 00:11:49,660 --> 00:11:52,330 (Helene on TV) 'He worked very hard to make himself invisible' 237 00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:55,290 'and I guess he finally figured out how.' 238 00:11:55,380 --> 00:11:59,050 He was in that laboratory day and night. 239 00:11:59,130 --> 00:12:00,970 All I really want to say is 240 00:12:01,050 --> 00:12:06,180 Alan, if you're listenin', please come home. 241 00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:09,770 [telephone ringing] 242 00:12:09,850 --> 00:12:11,060 Her nosy next-door neighbor 243 00:12:11,140 --> 00:12:12,940 sold the story to the wire services. 244 00:12:13,020 --> 00:12:14,980 It doesn't matter. There's no story anyway. 245 00:12:15,060 --> 00:12:17,730 There is no such thing as an invisible man. 246 00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:24,200 [thunder rumbling] 247 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:27,620 - 'Isn't this one pretty?' - 'Uh-huh.' 248 00:12:27,700 --> 00:12:30,120 - Ahh! It's perfect. - Mm-hmm. 249 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:32,790 [thunder rumbling] 250 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:41,010 (Invisible Man) 'Okay, everybody, down on the ground.' 251 00:12:41,090 --> 00:12:43,380 'You, lady, I said get down!' 252 00:12:43,470 --> 00:12:45,550 - Ohh! - Mummy! 253 00:12:45,630 --> 00:12:47,640 (female 'Honey, come here!' 254 00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:50,060 Ohh! Honey, just hold on tight. 255 00:12:50,850 --> 00:12:52,020 [grunts] 256 00:12:52,100 --> 00:12:53,890 [dramatic music] 257 00:12:53,980 --> 00:12:54,940 [woman screams] 258 00:12:55,020 --> 00:12:56,980 [glass shatters] 259 00:13:06,450 --> 00:13:09,200 (Invisible Man) 'Tell them The Invisible Man was here!' 260 00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:11,830 [laughing] 261 00:13:15,330 --> 00:13:16,670 (Burke) 'Well, that just about does it for me.' 262 00:13:18,330 --> 00:13:20,710 No prints, no leads, no nothing. 263 00:13:20,790 --> 00:13:22,170 Witnesses? 264 00:13:22,250 --> 00:13:24,920 To what, an invisible man? 265 00:13:25,010 --> 00:13:27,930 You'll forgive me if I don't call in our sketch artist. 266 00:13:28,010 --> 00:13:30,350 We got a warrant out for this Morris guy. 267 00:13:30,430 --> 00:13:32,010 I don't know how we're gonna find him. 268 00:13:32,100 --> 00:13:33,770 [indistinct chatter] 269 00:13:33,850 --> 00:13:35,810 Has everyone in this city lost their mind? 270 00:13:35,890 --> 00:13:38,560 There is no such thing as an invisible man. 271 00:13:38,650 --> 00:13:41,900 At what point are you gonna start believing in this, Lois? 272 00:13:41,980 --> 00:13:45,360 When I don't see it with my own two eyes. 273 00:13:46,450 --> 00:13:47,700 Ah, thanks. 274 00:13:48,570 --> 00:13:49,660 Huh. 275 00:13:53,740 --> 00:13:56,750 [instrumental music] 276 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:03,250 Helene, when did this happen? 277 00:14:03,340 --> 00:14:05,710 Several hours after the news vans left 278 00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:08,930 I came downstairs and he hit me on the head. 279 00:14:09,010 --> 00:14:10,720 I haven't called the police yet. 280 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:13,220 Oh. Has your husband ever been violent with you before? 281 00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:14,430 You think it was Alan? 282 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:15,890 No, never, never, never. He wouldn't do this. 283 00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:16,980 Really, he wouldn't. 284 00:14:17,060 --> 00:14:18,190 I mean, he wouldn't even hurt a fly. 285 00:14:18,270 --> 00:14:19,850 'If there's a fly in my kitchen' 286 00:14:19,940 --> 00:14:22,270 'he'll catch it and spend a half an hour before he sets it free.' 287 00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:23,770 So what you're trying to say 288 00:14:23,860 --> 00:14:25,650 is another invisible man-- 289 00:14:25,730 --> 00:14:27,950 Is impersonating my invisible man. 290 00:14:28,030 --> 00:14:30,030 [thunder rumbling] 291 00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:33,080 She's still defending him. 292 00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:35,120 - She said it wasn't him-- - He bashes her on the head. 293 00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:36,540 Just because he's a little eccentric-- 294 00:14:36,620 --> 00:14:38,460 Eccentric? Try a taco short of a combo plate. 295 00:14:38,540 --> 00:14:39,710 But he doesn't sound like the guy 296 00:14:39,790 --> 00:14:41,080 who's been terrorizing the city. 297 00:14:41,170 --> 00:14:42,290 I want to emphasize that in the story. 298 00:14:42,380 --> 00:14:43,420 That is slanted. 299 00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:44,800 But there's no evidence to suggest 300 00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:46,460 that Alan Morris, is an armed robber. 301 00:14:46,550 --> 00:14:48,470 The man was giving money away. Why is he now stealing it? 302 00:14:48,550 --> 00:14:49,760 Fine. We write the story. 303 00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:51,140 But admit it. Helene could be wrong. 304 00:14:51,220 --> 00:14:52,970 After all, nobody really knows anybody. 305 00:14:53,050 --> 00:14:54,810 We like to think we do, but we all wear disguises. 306 00:14:54,890 --> 00:14:56,310 - Don't you? - Well-- 307 00:14:56,390 --> 00:14:57,930 'I mean, in order to let somebody really know you' 308 00:14:58,020 --> 00:15:00,020 you have let them see you as you really are. 309 00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:01,770 So, as soon as you let them see you as you really are 310 00:15:01,850 --> 00:15:03,310 they wind up using it against you. 311 00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:05,690 But marriage is about sharing everything you have 312 00:15:05,770 --> 00:15:06,900 even if you don't feel like it. 313 00:15:06,980 --> 00:15:08,490 So is divorce. Ask my mother. 314 00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:13,780 So, where are we off to? 315 00:15:13,870 --> 00:15:15,870 Home. I have to get dressed. 316 00:15:15,950 --> 00:15:18,330 - Hot date? - Uh-huh. 317 00:15:18,410 --> 00:15:21,080 - With who? - Superman. 318 00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:26,050 [indistinct chatter] 319 00:15:29,420 --> 00:15:31,010 You look illegal. 320 00:15:32,510 --> 00:15:35,010 Hello, Ed. Nice to see you. Hope you brought your checkbook. 321 00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:36,970 (Ed) 'Always for a good cause.' 322 00:15:38,930 --> 00:15:40,350 And here he is, ladies 323 00:15:40,430 --> 00:15:43,350 'the most eligible bachelor in Metropolis.' 324 00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:46,400 - And the fourth richest man-- - Third. 325 00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:50,780 Third richest man in the world, Mr. Lex Luthor. 326 00:15:50,860 --> 00:15:52,820 [applause] 327 00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:56,200 Thank you. You're welcome. 328 00:15:56,280 --> 00:15:58,950 Dining and dancing next Friday night. 329 00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:01,540 Now, shall we start the bidding at $500? 330 00:16:01,620 --> 00:16:02,830 Five hundred. 331 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:05,290 - 'One thousand.' - 'Twenty-five hundred.' 332 00:16:05,380 --> 00:16:07,540 Couldn't you afford a whole dress? 333 00:16:07,630 --> 00:16:10,550 [chuckles] Less is more, darling. 334 00:16:11,630 --> 00:16:12,880 Sometimes. 335 00:16:12,970 --> 00:16:16,390 We have 7500. Are there any other bids? 336 00:16:16,470 --> 00:16:19,100 - Going once-- - Ten thousand. 337 00:16:19,180 --> 00:16:22,430 - Ah. - Sold for $10,000! 338 00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:25,600 - Stella, I'm flattered. - It's my pleasure. 339 00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:28,070 [applause] 340 00:16:28,150 --> 00:16:31,110 [indistinct chatter] 341 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,740 And now.. 342 00:16:39,830 --> 00:16:41,200 [harp music] 343 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:48,090 (female '...something very special, a super date!' 344 00:16:48,170 --> 00:16:51,090 [applause] 345 00:16:56,590 --> 00:16:59,050 A Sunday picnic in the clouds. 346 00:16:59,140 --> 00:17:01,890 So, ladies, what will you give me 347 00:17:01,970 --> 00:17:04,100 for the Man of Steel? 348 00:17:04,180 --> 00:17:07,060 - A thousand dollars. - Fifteen hundred. 349 00:17:07,150 --> 00:17:08,310 Two thousand. 350 00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:10,690 Twenty-five hundred. 351 00:17:11,980 --> 00:17:13,190 Five thousand. 352 00:17:14,110 --> 00:17:15,240 Six. 353 00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:17,240 Alright. You made your point. Now butt out. 354 00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:19,280 What's the matter, Lois, too rich for your blood? 355 00:17:19,370 --> 00:17:20,780 (female 'Seven thousand.' 356 00:17:20,870 --> 00:17:24,290 - Seventy-five hundred. - Eight thousand dollars. 357 00:17:25,370 --> 00:17:26,790 Nine. 358 00:17:26,870 --> 00:17:28,710 Nine thousand going once. 359 00:17:28,790 --> 00:17:31,130 Nine thousand going twice. 360 00:17:31,210 --> 00:17:33,340 Fifty thousand dollars. 361 00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:36,970 (female 'Fifty thousand dollars going once, twice..' 362 00:17:37,050 --> 00:17:38,800 Sold for $50,000. 363 00:17:38,890 --> 00:17:41,810 [applause] 364 00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:47,980 [instrumental music] 365 00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:51,520 [inaudible] 366 00:17:52,730 --> 00:17:55,740 [indistinct chatter] 367 00:17:57,700 --> 00:17:58,820 Excuse me. 368 00:17:58,910 --> 00:18:01,910 [music continues] 369 00:18:06,870 --> 00:18:08,120 Hello, Lois. 370 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,330 Pleasure to see you. 371 00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:12,500 And you, Lex. 372 00:18:14,090 --> 00:18:16,510 I'm sorry that I had to cancel our lunch. 373 00:18:16,590 --> 00:18:18,430 It's just that Superman's such a big draw. 374 00:18:18,510 --> 00:18:21,090 Yes. And apparently not only for you. 375 00:18:21,180 --> 00:18:24,180 [chatter continues] 376 00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:29,810 I thought you might like to reschedule. 377 00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:37,820 Yes. 378 00:18:37,900 --> 00:18:40,200 - I'd like that very much. - So would I. 379 00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:43,240 [music continues] 380 00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:49,080 [sighs] 381 00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:53,420 Goodnight. 382 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:57,550 Superman, wait! It's Murray! 383 00:18:57,630 --> 00:18:59,170 Murray Brown. 384 00:18:59,260 --> 00:19:00,550 Look, Mr. Brown-- 385 00:19:00,630 --> 00:19:02,930 Supe, you can call me Murray. 386 00:19:03,010 --> 00:19:04,640 Arnold does. 387 00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:07,560 Listen, do you want to keep tramping around this jungle 388 00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:10,190 without somebody to carry your loincloth? 389 00:19:10,270 --> 00:19:12,480 Now, you may be able to leap tall buildings 390 00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:15,770 with a single bound, but here in la-la land 391 00:19:15,860 --> 00:19:18,610 you're just a little guppy in a great white tank. 392 00:19:18,690 --> 00:19:20,070 I'm sorry, but-- 393 00:19:20,150 --> 00:19:22,410 Jeez, you're really squeezing me, you know, pal? 394 00:19:22,490 --> 00:19:23,910 Look, I wasn't going to mention this till 395 00:19:23,990 --> 00:19:28,120 after you signed with me, but we got ourselves an offer. 396 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:30,580 - An offer? - 'On the table.' 397 00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:32,750 From whom? 398 00:19:32,830 --> 00:19:34,130 Cleveland. 399 00:19:34,210 --> 00:19:36,920 - The Cleveland Browns? - No. Cleveland the city. 400 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,460 They want you real bad. 401 00:19:38,550 --> 00:19:41,930 Look, Metropolis doesn't have an exclusive on you, you know that. 402 00:19:42,010 --> 00:19:45,760 Murray, I'm sorry, but I'm not interested. 403 00:19:45,850 --> 00:19:47,180 Please, I'm not for sale. 404 00:19:47,260 --> 00:19:48,680 Just leave me alone. 405 00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:50,480 Alright. Forget about Cleveland. 406 00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:52,230 I'll give you three little words. 407 00:19:52,310 --> 00:19:55,560 Rio De Janeiro! Ha-ha! 408 00:19:55,650 --> 00:19:58,610 [indistinct chatter] 409 00:20:06,410 --> 00:20:08,580 Date with Superman, huh? 410 00:20:09,950 --> 00:20:11,290 What are you doing here? 411 00:20:11,370 --> 00:20:13,250 Barn dance let out early? 412 00:20:13,330 --> 00:20:16,000 [chuckles] I filed the Morris story. 413 00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:17,750 You're very welcome. 414 00:20:19,380 --> 00:20:21,800 [chatter continues] 415 00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:24,260 I was saving for Tahiti.. 416 00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:27,720 ...but a date with Superman.. 417 00:20:29,060 --> 00:20:32,180 ...that would have been a real adventure. 418 00:20:32,270 --> 00:20:34,270 [instrumental music] 419 00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:38,230 Oh, Clark.. 420 00:20:39,730 --> 00:20:43,030 ...he doesn't even know I'm alive. 421 00:20:43,110 --> 00:20:47,120 Maybe it was stupid of me to think that he...cared. 422 00:20:48,910 --> 00:20:52,660 - It's-it's not so stupid, Lois. - Hmm. 423 00:20:54,750 --> 00:20:56,830 Did you ever think that maybe 424 00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:59,840 Superman was afraid to reveal himself? 425 00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:03,920 His true feelings? 426 00:21:04,010 --> 00:21:06,970 [music continues] 427 00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:14,560 Come on. I'll put you in a cab. 428 00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:15,640 Hmm? 429 00:21:19,230 --> 00:21:21,400 [thunder rumbling] 430 00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:25,400 [instrumental music] 431 00:21:27,410 --> 00:21:29,030 Beautiful. 432 00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:32,910 [rumbling continues] 433 00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:36,290 Hello. 434 00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:40,920 (Invisible Man) 'Call it, gramps.' 435 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:44,840 'Heads, I win. Tails, you lose.' 436 00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:47,380 [Invisible Man laughing] 437 00:21:47,470 --> 00:21:50,050 Please, who-who's there? 438 00:21:51,470 --> 00:21:53,390 [choking] 439 00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:57,600 [dramatic music] 440 00:22:01,110 --> 00:22:03,480 [Invisible Man laughing] 441 00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:10,990 - Another robbery last night. - The Invisible Man? 442 00:22:11,070 --> 00:22:12,910 You got it. House of rare coins. 443 00:22:12,990 --> 00:22:15,000 Owner's in the hospital. Crushed windpipe. 444 00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:16,160 Where are you going? 445 00:22:16,250 --> 00:22:17,410 I gotta go to the hall of records 446 00:22:17,500 --> 00:22:18,750 to pick up some stuff for Clark. 447 00:22:18,830 --> 00:22:20,250 I'll catch you later. 448 00:22:21,540 --> 00:22:22,920 Lois, what'd you get? 449 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,340 Oh, I talked to Morris' boss 450 00:22:24,420 --> 00:22:26,630 he knew what desk he worked at, but that's about it. 451 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:27,720 He worked there almost 20 years. 452 00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:29,090 You should have seen this place. 453 00:22:29,180 --> 00:22:30,930 A hundred lab techs in these tiny little cubicles 454 00:22:31,010 --> 00:22:32,300 it was so impersonal. 455 00:22:32,390 --> 00:22:33,560 When he didn't show up for work 456 00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:34,720 they didn't even bother to call him. 457 00:22:34,810 --> 00:22:35,930 They just replaced him. 458 00:22:36,020 --> 00:22:37,100 What did you find out at STAR Labs? 459 00:22:37,180 --> 00:22:38,480 Oh, it was incredible. 460 00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:40,060 Listen, the material we found inside Alan's lab 461 00:22:40,150 --> 00:22:41,610 is a type of fiber optic. 462 00:22:41,690 --> 00:22:43,940 It's designed to reflect visible light as ultraviolet. 463 00:22:44,020 --> 00:22:45,360 Come again? 464 00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:47,110 Ultraviolet light is an invisible part of the spectrum. 465 00:22:47,190 --> 00:22:48,610 Are you saying that it's possible 466 00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:50,030 for somebody to be invisible? 467 00:22:50,110 --> 00:22:52,410 Think of it as the next stage of stealth technology. 468 00:22:52,490 --> 00:22:54,490 If you wore a suit made out of this kind of material 469 00:22:54,580 --> 00:22:55,660 you could appear invisible. 470 00:22:55,740 --> 00:22:57,120 Ah, well, that makes sense. 471 00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:59,120 The appearance of invisibility 472 00:22:59,210 --> 00:23:02,170 is completely different from real invisibility. 473 00:23:02,250 --> 00:23:05,300 Do you know, Lois, it must be tough being right all the time. 474 00:23:05,380 --> 00:23:07,420 Yes. It is. 475 00:23:07,510 --> 00:23:08,550 [chuckles] 476 00:23:10,010 --> 00:23:12,890 [thunder rumbling] 477 00:23:12,970 --> 00:23:14,220 Working late again, eh, kid? 478 00:23:14,300 --> 00:23:17,310 - That's the spirit. - Yeah. Night, chief. 479 00:23:17,390 --> 00:23:20,480 All the armed robberies that occurred in the last ten years. 480 00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:22,690 And, Lois, that story you and Clark wrote 481 00:23:22,770 --> 00:23:25,150 asking The Invisible Man to turn himself in to you 482 00:23:25,230 --> 00:23:26,690 really paid off. 483 00:23:26,780 --> 00:23:27,940 Another one? 484 00:23:29,190 --> 00:23:31,860 I am The Invisible Man. 485 00:23:31,950 --> 00:23:34,780 [laughing] Ow! 486 00:23:34,870 --> 00:23:37,490 Sorry, buddy. Try central casting. 487 00:23:37,580 --> 00:23:40,500 [instrumental music] 488 00:23:40,580 --> 00:23:43,580 [indistinct chatter] 489 00:23:51,340 --> 00:23:53,760 Oh. That's it. 490 00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:55,640 I'm going home. 491 00:23:59,140 --> 00:24:00,680 Goodnight, Lois. 492 00:24:06,110 --> 00:24:09,110 [thunder rumbling] 493 00:24:16,370 --> 00:24:17,330 Lois? 494 00:24:19,790 --> 00:24:22,710 [laughter] 495 00:24:26,790 --> 00:24:27,840 Lois? 496 00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:30,380 Mr. White? 497 00:24:30,460 --> 00:24:33,470 [instrumental music] 498 00:24:37,930 --> 00:24:39,430 Lois, what's going on? 499 00:24:39,510 --> 00:24:42,350 It's supertime! 500 00:24:45,100 --> 00:24:46,400 Wait, Lois, where are you going? 501 00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:49,070 For my flying lesson, of course. 502 00:24:49,150 --> 00:24:52,070 [laughter] 503 00:24:55,700 --> 00:24:57,660 [panting] 504 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,420 [thunder rumbling] 505 00:25:14,050 --> 00:25:15,340 [sighs] 506 00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:19,350 [knock on door] 507 00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:23,890 What? 508 00:25:23,980 --> 00:25:25,060 Oh. 509 00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:28,270 Coming! 510 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:29,520 [knocking continues] 511 00:25:29,610 --> 00:25:31,900 Well, alright already, I'm coming! 512 00:25:32,940 --> 00:25:33,940 [yawns] 513 00:25:34,780 --> 00:25:36,200 [knocking continues] 514 00:25:38,030 --> 00:25:39,410 Who is it? 515 00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:07,690 [dramatic music] 516 00:26:21,530 --> 00:26:22,950 (Alan) 'Lois Lane?' 517 00:26:26,290 --> 00:26:27,910 Who's there? 518 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,540 I've got a...weapon. 519 00:26:34,090 --> 00:26:37,050 [music continues] 520 00:26:38,300 --> 00:26:39,510 Jimmy? 521 00:26:41,260 --> 00:26:42,510 Where are you? 522 00:26:44,100 --> 00:26:46,560 If this is your idea of a joke, it is not funny. 523 00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:48,350 (Alan) 'No, it's-it's no joke.' 524 00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:50,480 'It's-it's-it's just me.' 525 00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:53,570 I'm The Invisible Man. 526 00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:57,320 Aah! 527 00:27:00,450 --> 00:27:02,240 I was the invisible Robin Hood 528 00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:04,370 but I'm not the one doing these bad things. 529 00:27:04,450 --> 00:27:06,490 There's another invisible man out there. 530 00:27:06,580 --> 00:27:10,170 Alan, let's just start at the beginning. Why? 531 00:27:10,250 --> 00:27:12,130 Very simple, Miss Lane. 532 00:27:12,210 --> 00:27:15,960 I became invisible to become visible again. 533 00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:20,090 I'm not following. 534 00:27:20,180 --> 00:27:21,800 At some point 535 00:27:21,890 --> 00:27:24,800 I don't remember exactly, when years ago 536 00:27:24,890 --> 00:27:27,020 I just disappeared. 537 00:27:28,100 --> 00:27:30,140 'I went to work every day' 538 00:27:30,230 --> 00:27:31,640 'did the same thing.' 539 00:27:31,730 --> 00:27:33,480 'I drifted apart from my friends.' 540 00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:35,820 Helene and I stopped talking. 541 00:27:35,900 --> 00:27:39,110 I guess she just lost interest in me. 542 00:27:39,190 --> 00:27:41,700 I became so invisible in my own life 543 00:27:41,780 --> 00:27:43,910 I decided to do it for real 544 00:27:43,990 --> 00:27:45,830 'so I started experimenting.' 545 00:27:45,910 --> 00:27:47,950 Where did you get the idea for the suit? 546 00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:50,000 From a fluorescent light bulb. 547 00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:52,920 A fluorescent light bulb turns invisible light 548 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,330 into visible light. 549 00:27:54,420 --> 00:27:55,750 'I reversed the process.' 550 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:59,050 It took me 15 years to build this suit. 551 00:27:59,130 --> 00:28:01,590 Well, how come I can see it? 552 00:28:01,670 --> 00:28:03,260 Because it isn't activated. 553 00:28:03,340 --> 00:28:05,680 It has switches in the interior lining. 554 00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:08,060 Here. Try on the hood. 555 00:28:11,180 --> 00:28:14,190 [instrumental music] 556 00:28:22,650 --> 00:28:24,610 I told you it wouldn't work. 557 00:28:24,700 --> 00:28:26,950 [laughing] 558 00:28:28,660 --> 00:28:31,120 Somebody must've stolen my other suits. 559 00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:33,210 I made several backups. 560 00:28:33,290 --> 00:28:35,420 Well, someone did break into the basement. 561 00:28:35,500 --> 00:28:39,000 - Is Helene-- - 'Oh, don't worry. She's fine.' 562 00:28:39,090 --> 00:28:43,130 Will you help me stop whoever's doing these things? 563 00:28:43,220 --> 00:28:44,630 Well, it's not gonna be easy. 564 00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:46,590 Invisibility is an incredible advantage. 565 00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:48,930 And the person who could really help, Superman 566 00:28:49,010 --> 00:28:50,810 is probably off signing a deal 567 00:28:50,890 --> 00:28:54,060 to star in his own television series by now. 568 00:28:54,140 --> 00:28:55,850 Superman on TV? 569 00:28:57,060 --> 00:28:58,310 I don't think so. 570 00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:00,360 Look, Alan, maybe you better stay at my place 571 00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:02,530 until this whole thing is resolved. 572 00:29:06,700 --> 00:29:08,990 Well, I'll see you guys in the morning. 573 00:29:09,910 --> 00:29:12,500 [instrumental music] 574 00:29:12,580 --> 00:29:15,120 Lois, not you, too? 575 00:29:21,420 --> 00:29:22,840 [sighs] 576 00:29:24,670 --> 00:29:27,050 [dramatic music] 577 00:29:27,930 --> 00:29:29,510 [thunder rumbling] 578 00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:49,700 (Alan) 'I know what you must think of me.' 579 00:29:49,780 --> 00:29:51,740 Some crackpot. 580 00:29:52,870 --> 00:29:54,660 Not at all. 581 00:29:54,750 --> 00:29:58,290 (Alan) You have no idea what it's like. 582 00:29:58,370 --> 00:30:01,960 People pass you by and, look right through you. 583 00:30:02,050 --> 00:30:05,050 They never see the part of you that you want them to see. 584 00:30:05,130 --> 00:30:07,550 You'd be surprised, Alan. 585 00:30:09,140 --> 00:30:12,640 I'll bet a lot of people know what that's like. 586 00:30:14,060 --> 00:30:15,640 I have to go out for a little while. 587 00:30:15,730 --> 00:30:16,890 You gonna be okay here? 588 00:30:16,980 --> 00:30:19,060 Oh, sure. Don't worry about me. 589 00:30:19,150 --> 00:30:23,150 If anything happens, I'll just fade into the background. 590 00:30:23,230 --> 00:30:24,400 [chuckles] 591 00:30:28,530 --> 00:30:30,070 [sighs] 592 00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:33,990 Can you believe this stuff? 593 00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:35,450 It's all over Metropolis. 594 00:30:35,540 --> 00:30:37,790 Not just Metropolis, but at gas stations 595 00:30:37,870 --> 00:30:40,920 and Harley even has a section at the feed store. 596 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:42,920 Although I do think the doll is cute. 597 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:46,420 Mom, they're buying and selling Superman on street corners. 598 00:30:46,510 --> 00:30:49,590 Lois has a pair of Superman pajamas. 599 00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:52,930 You saw Lois in her pajamas? 600 00:30:53,010 --> 00:30:56,890 No, well, yes, but it was an accident 601 00:30:56,980 --> 00:30:58,980 when her robe came undone. 602 00:30:59,940 --> 00:31:01,440 The point is 603 00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:03,940 they're selling Superman off like a piece of meat. 604 00:31:04,020 --> 00:31:05,980 $50,000 to help blind children. 605 00:31:06,070 --> 00:31:07,610 There's nothing wrong with that. 606 00:31:07,690 --> 00:31:10,450 Mom, I know it's for a good cause, and I want to help 607 00:31:10,530 --> 00:31:13,620 but Superman has become this superstar. 608 00:31:13,700 --> 00:31:16,410 And I don't know if he can keep it up. 609 00:31:16,490 --> 00:31:18,000 What do you mean, "He?" 610 00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:21,710 You speak as though Superman were someone else. 611 00:31:21,790 --> 00:31:24,210 You are Superman, Clark. 612 00:31:25,550 --> 00:31:28,880 I guess I just, feel like I'm losing myself 613 00:31:28,970 --> 00:31:31,430 to the man in the red, yellow, and blue suit. 614 00:31:31,510 --> 00:31:35,970 Son, it's the man beneath the suit that we care about. 615 00:31:36,060 --> 00:31:39,020 [instrumental music] 616 00:31:43,060 --> 00:31:44,690 [sighs] 617 00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:48,900 (Linda on TV) 'The city is gripped with fear this morning' 618 00:31:48,990 --> 00:31:52,410 'after last night's breakout at the Metropolis Penitentiary.' 619 00:31:52,490 --> 00:31:55,990 'The Invisible Man freed an entire cell-block' 620 00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:58,330 'of some of the nation's most vicious criminals.' 621 00:31:58,410 --> 00:31:59,830 The police commissioner 622 00:31:59,910 --> 00:32:02,540 is urging the people of Metropolis to remain calm 623 00:32:02,620 --> 00:32:05,670 but he has ordered a 10:00 p.m. curfew for tonight. 624 00:32:05,750 --> 00:32:07,500 'He is also urging all citizens' 625 00:32:07,590 --> 00:32:10,920 'to lock their doors and windows securely.' 626 00:32:11,010 --> 00:32:12,760 Great shades of Elvis! 627 00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:15,010 An army of invisible criminals! 628 00:32:15,090 --> 00:32:17,890 Something even Superman can't fight. 629 00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:24,480 [instrumental music] 630 00:32:28,110 --> 00:32:30,990 With these suits, there's nothing we can't do 631 00:32:31,070 --> 00:32:33,360 no place we can't get into. 632 00:32:34,570 --> 00:32:37,280 All my life I've dreamed of gold.. 633 00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:41,540 ...and now it's ours for the taking. 634 00:32:41,620 --> 00:32:43,870 We're going back to the source 635 00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:46,330 and this time we're going to pull it off! 636 00:32:47,460 --> 00:32:49,500 A billion dollars' worth! 637 00:32:50,460 --> 00:32:52,090 And afterwards.. 638 00:32:52,170 --> 00:32:54,380 ...we just disappear. 639 00:32:54,470 --> 00:32:56,260 [laughing] 640 00:32:57,350 --> 00:32:58,720 This is impossible. 641 00:32:58,810 --> 00:33:01,220 Even after eliminating all the armed robbers still in jail 642 00:33:01,310 --> 00:33:02,560 or accounted for somewhere else 643 00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:04,230 there's still over 100 suspects. 644 00:33:04,310 --> 00:33:05,440 Let's go over it again. 645 00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:07,230 First of all, he robs a jewelry store 646 00:33:07,310 --> 00:33:08,730 then he robs a rare coin store. 647 00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:11,400 Jewels, collectors' items, precious metals. 648 00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:13,400 Yeah, but not all precious metals. 649 00:33:13,490 --> 00:33:14,950 "Gold ring with an emerald stone 650 00:33:15,030 --> 00:33:16,700 "gold chains, gold brooch." 651 00:33:16,780 --> 00:33:18,990 Gold. He steals gold. 652 00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:20,200 Jimmy! 653 00:33:21,830 --> 00:33:23,500 "Golden boy" Barnes and his gang 654 00:33:23,580 --> 00:33:25,620 all went down for the last job they pulled. 655 00:33:25,710 --> 00:33:28,380 Several of them were in the bust out they had the other day. 656 00:33:28,460 --> 00:33:30,460 - We got him. - Yeah, but how do we find him? 657 00:33:30,550 --> 00:33:32,090 Well, he's bound to strike again. 658 00:33:32,170 --> 00:33:33,760 But where? 659 00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:35,470 I know exactly where. 660 00:33:42,430 --> 00:33:43,810 [door opens] 661 00:33:46,190 --> 00:33:47,400 [shushing] 662 00:33:51,070 --> 00:33:53,110 Poor guy hasn't slept in a week. 663 00:33:54,030 --> 00:33:55,530 Well, let him be then. 664 00:33:55,610 --> 00:33:57,070 We'll wait a while. 665 00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:59,070 I don't know if he can help anyway. 666 00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:01,660 I'll make some tea. 667 00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:09,130 Mm. Nice. 668 00:34:10,170 --> 00:34:11,960 Lapsang souchong. 669 00:34:13,550 --> 00:34:15,800 My mother used to make me tea and raisin scones 670 00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:17,220 when I was feeling bad. 671 00:34:17,300 --> 00:34:18,720 Hmm. 672 00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:20,970 Years later I had them for tea at the London Savoy 673 00:34:21,050 --> 00:34:24,140 but they never tasted as good. 674 00:34:24,220 --> 00:34:28,350 Hmm. When I was a kid, Lucy and I used to play this game. 675 00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:31,150 We'd ask each other, "What would you rather be able to do 676 00:34:31,230 --> 00:34:33,070 fly or be invisible?" 677 00:34:33,940 --> 00:34:34,940 And you chose? 678 00:34:35,030 --> 00:34:37,490 Hmm, invisible. 679 00:34:37,570 --> 00:34:41,570 I wished I could walk through all those closed doors. 680 00:34:41,660 --> 00:34:43,330 I guess I still do. 681 00:34:43,410 --> 00:34:45,200 [instrumental music] 682 00:34:45,290 --> 00:34:46,830 And what do you think you'd find there 683 00:34:46,910 --> 00:34:49,500 behind all those closed doors? 684 00:34:49,580 --> 00:34:52,130 Hmm, I don't know. 685 00:34:52,210 --> 00:34:54,920 Something different.. 686 00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:57,840 ...wonderful.. 687 00:34:57,920 --> 00:35:01,300 Something I don't have, can't have. 688 00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:04,970 So what about you? 689 00:35:05,060 --> 00:35:06,350 What? 690 00:35:06,430 --> 00:35:08,560 Invisible or fly? 691 00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:10,440 [laughing] 692 00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:11,730 Fly. 693 00:35:12,610 --> 00:35:13,900 Really? 694 00:35:13,980 --> 00:35:15,360 Yeah. 695 00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:18,320 You know, I never thought I would say this, Clark 696 00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:21,070 but you and I have something in common. 697 00:35:22,620 --> 00:35:24,240 What's that? 698 00:35:24,330 --> 00:35:25,740 Superman. 699 00:35:26,870 --> 00:35:28,500 You want to fly like him 700 00:35:28,580 --> 00:35:31,170 and I want to fly with him. 701 00:35:32,460 --> 00:35:33,500 Hmm. 702 00:35:48,390 --> 00:35:49,560 Superman. 703 00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:51,690 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to wake you. 704 00:35:51,770 --> 00:35:53,560 I ran into Clark at the courthouse, and he said-- 705 00:35:53,650 --> 00:35:56,110 Clark, did-did he leave? 706 00:35:56,190 --> 00:35:57,610 What's he doing at the courthouse? 707 00:35:57,690 --> 00:35:58,860 The hall of records. 708 00:35:58,940 --> 00:36:00,530 He said something about researching 709 00:36:00,610 --> 00:36:02,610 the past activities of Barnes' gang. 710 00:36:02,700 --> 00:36:04,450 He said you could use my help. 711 00:36:04,530 --> 00:36:06,620 Oh...we can. 712 00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:13,250 You don't need to bid, for my attention, Lois. 713 00:36:15,330 --> 00:36:17,500 Oh, you saw me there. 714 00:36:17,590 --> 00:36:20,840 I didn't think that you noticed. 715 00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:24,010 And I thought I was just another face in the crowd. 716 00:36:25,180 --> 00:36:28,680 You will always be special to me, Lois. 717 00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:31,140 [instrumental music] 718 00:36:31,230 --> 00:36:32,270 I will? 719 00:36:32,350 --> 00:36:34,440 You're the first woman who ever.. 720 00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:38,940 ...interviewed me. 721 00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:43,110 I can't believe my eyes. 722 00:36:44,070 --> 00:36:46,200 Is that really Superman? 723 00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:47,580 Good morning, Alan. 724 00:36:47,660 --> 00:36:49,290 I need some information from you. 725 00:36:49,370 --> 00:36:51,330 Oh, a-anything. 726 00:36:51,410 --> 00:36:53,410 [telephone rings] 727 00:36:54,870 --> 00:36:56,420 Hello. 728 00:36:56,500 --> 00:37:00,760 Uh...yes, Clark. It's, uh, Clark Kent. 729 00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:02,970 'Uh, yes, they're both here.' 730 00:37:03,050 --> 00:37:04,930 Yeah, they're fine. 731 00:37:05,010 --> 00:37:06,760 O-okay, I'll-I'll tell them. 732 00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:09,010 Thank you. 733 00:37:13,140 --> 00:37:15,310 What did he want? 734 00:37:15,390 --> 00:37:18,560 He said...he'll be a while. 735 00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:20,980 Good. 736 00:37:21,070 --> 00:37:22,570 I-I mean.. 737 00:37:24,450 --> 00:37:26,780 ...th-th-that he'd take his time. 738 00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:30,580 Clark filled me in about Barnes and the gold repository. 739 00:37:30,660 --> 00:37:34,830 My problem is, even if they show up, I still can't see them. 740 00:37:34,910 --> 00:37:36,170 Even with your X-ray vision? 741 00:37:36,250 --> 00:37:38,170 No. Because I still need visible light. 742 00:37:38,250 --> 00:37:39,460 Hey, Alan, is there anything else 743 00:37:39,540 --> 00:37:40,710 you could tell us that might help? 744 00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:42,210 I don't think so. 745 00:37:42,300 --> 00:37:44,050 Well, you got the idea from a fluorescent light bulb. 746 00:37:44,130 --> 00:37:45,760 Yes, but I never really thought about making 747 00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:47,430 an invisible suit visible. 748 00:37:47,510 --> 00:37:49,550 Well, there must be a way. 749 00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:51,010 Yes, there is. 750 00:37:52,260 --> 00:37:53,430 Where are you going? 751 00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:55,520 To turn on the lights. 752 00:38:00,020 --> 00:38:01,860 Oh, no. Uh, no, not without me, you don't. 753 00:38:01,940 --> 00:38:02,980 Do you have a spare? 754 00:38:03,070 --> 00:38:05,490 W.. Sure. One size fits all. 755 00:38:06,780 --> 00:38:09,070 [door squeaking] 756 00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:11,830 (Alan whispering) 'Psst! Lois?' 757 00:38:11,910 --> 00:38:13,160 (Lois whispering) 'What?' 758 00:38:13,240 --> 00:38:16,210 - 'Where are you?' - 'I'm right here.' 759 00:38:16,290 --> 00:38:19,040 (Lois) 'Take my hand.' 760 00:38:19,130 --> 00:38:23,420 (Alan) 'Oh, I don't know about this, Miss Lane.' 761 00:38:23,500 --> 00:38:27,090 'This could be very dangerous.' 762 00:38:27,170 --> 00:38:30,090 (Lois) 'Danger is my business, Alan.' 763 00:38:30,180 --> 00:38:32,430 [instrumental music] 764 00:38:32,510 --> 00:38:34,520 [indistinct chatter] 765 00:38:46,820 --> 00:38:49,820 [instrumental music] 766 00:39:09,010 --> 00:39:10,970 [indistinct chatter] 767 00:39:19,020 --> 00:39:20,440 - Easy. - Alright. 768 00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:23,270 (male 'This one's about full.' 769 00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:26,940 Oh, yeah. Don't lose your head over this one. 770 00:39:27,030 --> 00:39:29,650 (male Hey, I get it. He lost his head. 771 00:39:30,700 --> 00:39:33,660 [dramatic music] 772 00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:37,290 (Lois) 'Let's get out of here.' 773 00:39:37,370 --> 00:39:39,000 'We've got to call the police.' 774 00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:42,710 'And will you get your hand off my thigh?' 775 00:39:42,790 --> 00:39:43,960 (Alan) 'Thigh?' 776 00:39:45,540 --> 00:39:48,050 'My hand isn't on your thigh.' 777 00:39:49,300 --> 00:39:50,670 (Lois) 'Uh-oh.' 778 00:39:57,850 --> 00:40:00,060 This should work out perfectly. 779 00:40:00,140 --> 00:40:02,350 'I can just see tomorrow's headline.' 780 00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:06,650 "Invisible Man found dead along with hostages 781 00:40:06,730 --> 00:40:09,190 Daily Planet's star reporter." 782 00:40:12,570 --> 00:40:16,160 Oh, by the way...did you know this room is airtight? 783 00:40:16,240 --> 00:40:18,870 'With the door shut, I'd guess there's only about' 784 00:40:18,950 --> 00:40:20,660 two minutes of air left in here. 785 00:40:20,750 --> 00:40:23,670 So if I were you, I'd say my prayers. 786 00:40:23,750 --> 00:40:26,340 I'll say one for you, but it won't help. 787 00:40:26,420 --> 00:40:27,920 I'll be seeing you. 788 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,090 [laughter] 789 00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:35,640 (male 'Take your position. Go! Go!' 790 00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:38,220 [indistinct chatter] 791 00:40:38,310 --> 00:40:40,680 (male 'On the back side. Move it!' 792 00:40:41,850 --> 00:40:43,600 (male 'Alpha team ready, sir!' 793 00:40:44,770 --> 00:40:46,020 [indistinct chatter] 794 00:40:48,020 --> 00:40:49,230 [grunts] 795 00:40:50,990 --> 00:40:52,240 [sighs] 796 00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:54,410 Danger is my business. 797 00:40:54,490 --> 00:40:56,740 [instrumental music] 798 00:40:56,820 --> 00:40:58,530 [indistinct chatter] 799 00:40:58,620 --> 00:41:00,790 (male 'Sharpshooters in position, sir.' 800 00:41:00,870 --> 00:41:02,290 (male 'We need another man over here!' 801 00:41:02,370 --> 00:41:04,460 (male 'I'm coming with you right away.' 802 00:41:04,540 --> 00:41:05,920 (male 'Look, the door's opening!' 803 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,130 [gunfire] 804 00:41:07,210 --> 00:41:09,920 Hold your fire! They may have hostages! 805 00:41:12,300 --> 00:41:13,880 [chatter continues] 806 00:41:13,970 --> 00:41:16,890 [gunfire] 807 00:41:23,980 --> 00:41:25,230 Superman. 808 00:41:25,310 --> 00:41:28,310 [instrumental music] 809 00:41:30,190 --> 00:41:33,150 [gunfire] 810 00:41:40,990 --> 00:41:43,950 [gunfire] 811 00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:54,380 (male 'I can see him!' 812 00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:58,090 Drop your weapons! 813 00:42:02,850 --> 00:42:04,770 Nice to see you, Barnes. 814 00:42:04,850 --> 00:42:06,190 [gunshots] 815 00:42:10,690 --> 00:42:13,690 [music continues] 816 00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:20,370 [indistinct radio chatter] 817 00:42:23,660 --> 00:42:24,700 Where's Lois Lane? 818 00:42:24,790 --> 00:42:26,370 Lois? Is she here? 819 00:42:27,370 --> 00:42:29,330 [breathing heavily] 820 00:42:30,380 --> 00:42:33,340 [dramatic music] 821 00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:36,340 Superman. 822 00:42:37,090 --> 00:42:38,510 Where are you? 823 00:42:41,550 --> 00:42:44,520 [instrumental music] 824 00:43:10,580 --> 00:43:12,580 [car engine cranking] 825 00:43:12,670 --> 00:43:15,300 How did you know how to make them visible? 826 00:43:15,380 --> 00:43:16,670 Fluorescent light. 827 00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:17,920 In a fluorescent light bulb 828 00:43:18,010 --> 00:43:19,630 invisible light becomes visible 829 00:43:19,720 --> 00:43:22,800 by passing it through a coating of phosphorus. 830 00:43:22,890 --> 00:43:25,350 That's the second time you saved my life. 831 00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:28,350 Glad to be of service. 832 00:43:29,770 --> 00:43:31,150 Supe! 833 00:43:31,230 --> 00:43:32,650 You were terrific! 834 00:43:32,730 --> 00:43:34,440 Ha-ha! You want it in writing, right? 835 00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:36,190 Okay, here's the evidence. 836 00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:38,570 We got world-wide merchandising rights. 837 00:43:38,650 --> 00:43:41,780 Now I'm talking movies, I'm talking miniseries 838 00:43:41,860 --> 00:43:43,570 I'm talking music videos. 839 00:43:43,660 --> 00:43:44,700 'Comic books!' 840 00:43:44,780 --> 00:43:45,870 'Action figures!' 841 00:43:45,950 --> 00:43:47,580 But you call all the shots. 842 00:43:47,660 --> 00:43:50,540 Quality control, that's Murray Brown's middle name. 843 00:43:50,620 --> 00:43:52,830 If you don't like it, kid, we don't do it. 844 00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:55,710 Now, how can you turn down a deal like that? 845 00:43:55,790 --> 00:43:58,210 - I can't. - You can't? 846 00:43:58,300 --> 00:43:59,840 But all proceeds go to charity. 847 00:44:00,670 --> 00:44:02,890 Great touch. 848 00:44:02,970 --> 00:44:04,760 [instrumental music] 849 00:44:06,140 --> 00:44:08,850 That doesn't include my commission, right? 850 00:44:14,190 --> 00:44:16,770 I destroyed the suits, all my notes. 851 00:44:16,860 --> 00:44:18,400 Are you going back to your job? 852 00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:21,740 No, no. I got a new one. Something very exciting. 853 00:44:21,820 --> 00:44:23,610 Vice president research and development 854 00:44:23,700 --> 00:44:26,120 for Luthor Technologies. 855 00:44:27,370 --> 00:44:28,740 Congratulations. 856 00:44:28,830 --> 00:44:31,750 We are so happy the two of you are back together. 857 00:44:31,830 --> 00:44:33,250 [indistinct whispering] 858 00:44:33,330 --> 00:44:35,170 [both giggling] 859 00:44:35,250 --> 00:44:36,920 - He did? - Mm-hmm. Yes. 860 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:39,670 Alan's his old self again. 861 00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:41,840 Thank you for bringing him home to me. 862 00:44:45,050 --> 00:44:47,260 Guess I don't have to be invisible 863 00:44:47,350 --> 00:44:49,180 to be visible anymore. 864 00:44:49,260 --> 00:44:51,100 You never did, Alan. 865 00:44:51,180 --> 00:44:53,020 It was the man under the suit 866 00:44:53,100 --> 00:44:54,730 'that Helene cared about.' 867 00:44:55,730 --> 00:44:58,730 [instrumental music] 868 00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:06,490 [door closes] 869 00:45:08,030 --> 00:45:10,990 [telephone ringing] 870 00:45:14,620 --> 00:45:16,670 I think we should lead with this. 871 00:45:19,500 --> 00:45:21,710 Hmm, nice work. 872 00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:22,840 [chuckles] 873 00:45:23,630 --> 00:45:25,050 You know, Clark 874 00:45:25,130 --> 00:45:27,550 not that I'm one of those people that revel in saying 875 00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:29,300 "I told you so." 876 00:45:29,390 --> 00:45:30,600 Uh-huh. 877 00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:33,480 But...I hope you learned your lesson. 878 00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:37,650 There is no such thing as an invisible man. 879 00:45:37,730 --> 00:45:40,690 [instrumental music] 880 00:45:47,450 --> 00:45:49,740 Yes, there is, Lois. 881 00:45:55,540 --> 00:45:57,540 Yes, there is. 882 00:46:04,260 --> 00:46:06,930 [theme music]