1 00:00:14,420 --> 00:00:18,330 HOW I UNLEASHED THE SECOND WORLD WAR 2 00:00:22,580 --> 00:00:25,690 part II - "IN SEARCH OF ARMS" 3 00:00:49,220 --> 00:00:52,610 Your march will be long but it is nothing 4 00:00:53,300 --> 00:00:56,890 The sun will dry your face while you walk 5 00:00:57,420 --> 00:01:02,610 Count your last three bullets 6 00:01:03,140 --> 00:01:06,330 And you know that you won't miss the target 7 00:01:09,460 --> 00:01:12,690 The roses are red, the lilac is white 8 00:01:13,300 --> 00:01:16,690 No one complains though the time is hard 9 00:01:17,100 --> 00:01:20,800 We shall pass the hills and drink cold water 10 00:01:21,140 --> 00:01:24,370 For our field kitchen vanished in the fog 11 00:01:25,060 --> 00:01:28,250 Who would worry that the road is full of dust 12 00:01:28,500 --> 00:01:31,410 Wet from rain or white from snow 13 00:01:33,060 --> 00:01:36,210 We shall pass the hills and drink cold water 14 00:01:36,740 --> 00:01:40,170 Which after battle has the taste of wine 15 00:01:40,420 --> 00:01:43,610 The roses are red, the lilac is white 16 00:01:43,740 --> 00:01:46,610 You'll come where you want, though the time is hard. 17 00:03:16,500 --> 00:03:18,770 Light on the starboard! 18 00:03:21,220 --> 00:03:22,610 That's too much! 19 00:03:23,220 --> 00:03:24,170 - Watch it! - All right! 20 00:03:28,940 --> 00:03:33,650 - SOS signals on starboard, Captain! - Lim coming! 21 00:03:35,660 --> 00:03:38,330 - Steer towards those lights! - Aye, aye, Sir, towards the lights! 22 00:03:45,220 --> 00:03:47,130 Two life boats with wrecked, Captain! 23 00:03:58,100 --> 00:04:01,720 - Damn it, just now! Lieutenant Martineau. - Yes, Sir. 24 00:04:03,100 --> 00:04:06,210 Don't let your men show on the board. 25 00:04:07,500 --> 00:04:10,170 And better put on civilian clothes. 26 00:04:13,140 --> 00:04:16,840 If eventually we join the British, it would be better they don't know too much. 27 00:04:54,180 --> 00:04:55,730 Who is this man? 28 00:05:03,540 --> 00:05:06,930 - Rascals! They destroyed a neutral ship! - What kind of ship? 29 00:05:07,500 --> 00:05:12,210 Yugoslavian. May I introduce myself. Captain Dimo Stoyadinovich. 30 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:14,290 And you had no radio? 31 00:05:14,740 --> 00:05:17,300 You're not neutral since one hour... 32 00:05:31,820 --> 00:05:33,090 What is the matter with him? 33 00:05:33,540 --> 00:05:36,450 A shock, as always is such cases... 34 00:05:39,980 --> 00:05:41,530 Put away this syringe. 35 00:05:43,860 --> 00:05:45,210 I'm fit as a fiddle. 36 00:05:49,140 --> 00:05:50,730 I was pretending... 37 00:05:52,980 --> 00:05:54,730 It is not a Yugoslav, 38 00:05:55,660 --> 00:05:56,850 he speaks different language. 39 00:06:01,980 --> 00:06:04,730 It's me who sunk their ship. 40 00:06:05,220 --> 00:06:06,650 The ship! Me! 41 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:09,130 There was a damned lever in the engine room near the boiler! 42 00:06:09,420 --> 00:06:13,170 I leaned against it and suddenly... I heard a detonation... trrr... psss and booms... 43 00:06:15,220 --> 00:06:16,650 You must hide me! 44 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:20,250 If you betray my secret, the bearded captain will 45 00:06:20,700 --> 00:06:24,010 - zig, zig me... - Of course, he will... oui... 46 00:06:26,420 --> 00:06:28,090 I didn't push myself into the navy. 47 00:06:28,420 --> 00:06:30,050 I am an infantry man. 48 00:06:30,460 --> 00:06:32,610 I want to fight against Hitler! And not to put coal into the boiler! 49 00:06:32,860 --> 00:06:34,810 With Hitler, you understand? Tra-ta-ta-ta-ta!!! Tra-ta-ta-ta-ta... 50 00:06:36,700 --> 00:06:40,450 He want to fight against Hitler. I'm sure he is a Pole! 51 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:43,650 If he wants to shoot, I can take him! 52 00:06:43,900 --> 00:06:47,490 I don't want to hear anything. I must direct my ship to Beyrouth! And that's all 53 00:06:47,740 --> 00:06:51,360 We won't deliver you to the bearded man... 54 00:06:52,740 --> 00:06:53,880 - Bearded man... no... - Non? 55 00:06:54,820 --> 00:06:55,730 Non. 56 00:07:01,340 --> 00:07:04,050 I was sure I could rely on you. 57 00:07:04,900 --> 00:07:07,200 We should not give him to this hangman... 58 00:07:07,460 --> 00:07:12,850 I don't feel pity for Poles. It's them who unleashed the war for their Danzig. 59 00:07:20,620 --> 00:07:22,610 Nobody is going to find me here. 60 00:07:28,060 --> 00:07:29,040 Put him in with the other! 61 00:07:35,420 --> 00:07:37,570 It must be some mistake, gentlemen! I don't care a damn bit for such a help 62 00:07:37,820 --> 00:07:39,170 - My bearded man was better than you! - Shut up! 63 00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:47,410 Traitors! 64 00:07:47,460 --> 00:07:49,610 You've no right to lock me! 65 00:07:51,540 --> 00:07:56,810 Shut up! I've got already guys like you! They haven't been satisfied too. 66 00:08:21,540 --> 00:08:23,610 I told you not to get on the deck! 67 00:08:25,340 --> 00:08:28,810 You speak to a captain, bloody fool! 68 00:08:29,140 --> 00:08:29,810 Where is your captain? 69 00:08:30,220 --> 00:08:31,490 He is sleeping and he asked not to worry him! 70 00:08:31,860 --> 00:08:34,650 - And our Pole? - Unfortunately... 71 00:09:32,140 --> 00:09:35,450 Fifty one, fifty two, fifty three, fifty four... 72 00:09:38,700 --> 00:09:42,730 Sabattier, Mailard, Jean Petit, Pellegrini... 73 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:45,530 I'm not at all Ptit. It's not my real name! 74 00:09:46,140 --> 00:09:47,810 - What did he say? - Gentlemen, I... 75 00:09:48,340 --> 00:09:49,850 Poor little boy, he would like to go to his mother... 76 00:09:50,260 --> 00:09:51,370 Yes, good. 77 00:09:56,980 --> 00:09:57,930 Attention! 78 00:10:05,700 --> 00:10:11,450 Since this moment, we do not care for your real names, 79 00:10:11,900 --> 00:10:15,680 nor for what you've done up to now. 80 00:10:16,260 --> 00:10:19,770 We don't care for your nationality. 81 00:10:20,140 --> 00:10:24,130 From now on you are soldiers of the Foreign Legion 82 00:10:24,380 --> 00:10:28,080 and you will have the honour to fight for the "Grandeur de la France"! 83 00:10:28,340 --> 00:10:31,930 - Keep away, old boy. - Vive la France! 84 00:10:40,580 --> 00:10:41,800 To the cars! 85 00:10:42,220 --> 00:10:43,770 Get in quickly! 86 00:10:44,460 --> 00:10:47,650 You'll get your uniforms and weapon in the barrack. 87 00:10:48,300 --> 00:10:51,370 What are you waiting for? Hurry up! Hurry up! 88 00:11:04,660 --> 00:11:06,610 Good gracious! You are quite young! You must be a schoolboy, eh? 89 00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:17,650 Leave him, leave him, we shall see it later. 90 00:11:18,380 --> 00:11:19,730 A Pole? 91 00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:22,170 I thought so at once. 92 00:11:23,140 --> 00:11:24,120 Thank you. 93 00:11:34,660 --> 00:11:35,770 Merci... 94 00:12:44,300 --> 00:12:46,170 He got drunk, as usually. 95 00:12:49,380 --> 00:12:53,050 The situation is serious, captain. The Fourth Company starts to rebel again. 96 00:12:53,460 --> 00:12:54,570 We must do something. 97 00:12:58,820 --> 00:13:02,130 You know what Brillat-Savarin has told? 98 00:13:02,340 --> 00:13:04,530 I know one thing, captain... 99 00:13:04,860 --> 00:13:08,290 if nothing is done to improve this damned grub, 100 00:13:08,780 --> 00:13:12,810 even a division of military police won't help. 101 00:13:13,220 --> 00:13:15,210 Without a good cuisine 102 00:13:16,180 --> 00:13:18,770 there is no grander of France... 103 00:13:47,140 --> 00:13:50,370 What a bloody mob! 104 00:13:50,980 --> 00:13:52,690 They have sent fifteen men only... 105 00:13:53,180 --> 00:13:56,530 from reinforcements. And they are all without training. 106 00:13:56,900 --> 00:13:58,810 They're sending us outcasts... The devil take them! 107 00:14:06,060 --> 00:14:11,610 Hey, you bloody gang... you the scum of civilisation! 108 00:14:12,700 --> 00:14:17,930 Should it be not for the Mother Legion who saved your skulls, 109 00:14:18,980 --> 00:14:21,090 you would be left starving in the cage... 110 00:14:22,140 --> 00:14:26,370 They have opened before you the glorious path to the grandeur, 111 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:29,410 under the glorious command of Marshal Petain, but... 112 00:14:30,540 --> 00:14:33,530 ...they did not learn you 113 00:14:34,340 --> 00:14:38,610 how to pitch in national cans... 114 00:14:40,020 --> 00:14:43,690 It's not them, captain, but the new ones. 115 00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:47,330 New ones, good! I'm sorry. 116 00:14:52,060 --> 00:14:56,130 - Well... excellent... who knows cooking? - Let me speak at last! 117 00:14:56,580 --> 00:14:58,410 - Oh, ca va... okay... - Ca va? 118 00:14:58,460 --> 00:15:01,570 I like the oriental food and oriental cuisine very much... 119 00:15:03,420 --> 00:15:04,640 Good gracious! 120 00:15:06,060 --> 00:15:08,890 What shall we do with the fourth company, captain? 121 00:15:09,140 --> 00:15:12,450 It's one. I found them a new cook. Give them this damned Turk 122 00:15:12,860 --> 00:15:14,290 and let's forget about. 123 00:15:14,860 --> 00:15:17,240 - It's a Pole, Captain. - The better. 124 00:15:18,020 --> 00:15:22,930 He will make them his chachliks, or devil knows what... 125 00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:26,530 Take them and let them put on the uniforms, but hurry up! 126 00:15:26,940 --> 00:15:30,170 Attention! Turn right! March forward! 127 00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:35,930 And you, you next time... 128 00:15:36,620 --> 00:15:37,930 better hold your tongue. 129 00:15:38,180 --> 00:15:41,650 - Better be careful here! - Brother, dear compatriot! 130 00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:44,530 They forced me to join the Legion! I wanted to join my Army, the Polish Army! 131 00:15:44,780 --> 00:15:46,370 No, didn't I tell you to hold your tongue? 132 00:15:46,660 --> 00:15:48,690 Shut up, or you'll go to jail! 133 00:15:56,380 --> 00:15:57,770 Good gracious! 134 00:15:58,460 --> 00:15:59,770 What a brothel! 135 00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:02,250 Like at my brother-in-law place after wedding party! 136 00:16:03,180 --> 00:16:04,650 You've a glorious good time here! 137 00:16:05,140 --> 00:16:08,170 Put everything in order and start cooking. 138 00:16:09,060 --> 00:16:10,370 What? I a cook? Are you crazy? 139 00:16:10,940 --> 00:16:13,500 I don't even know how to boil an egg, comrade! 140 00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:16,930 But it's you who came here, so do your job. By the way, I'm not your comrade. 141 00:16:17,180 --> 00:16:19,130 - I'm a Sergeant Kiedros. Compri? - Yes, Sergeant. 142 00:16:19,420 --> 00:16:22,330 - You must say:"Oui, mon adjutant"... - Oui... mon adjutant... 143 00:16:24,460 --> 00:16:26,810 bloody kicker... whom are you speaking to? 144 00:16:54,620 --> 00:16:55,890 Sergeant! 145 00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:04,890 Mr. Sergeant... dear... 146 00:17:05,340 --> 00:17:08,570 beloved, oui mon adjutant... 147 00:17:10,180 --> 00:17:11,970 Iook... there... there is a boot in the boiler... a real boot. 148 00:17:12,220 --> 00:17:14,780 Hide it... and give it to the cook as soon as he is back from the hospital... 149 00:17:15,020 --> 00:17:17,170 I don't want to be a cook... take me away... do something... 150 00:17:17,460 --> 00:17:20,210 It's you who wanted to enlist in the Legion! 151 00:17:22,340 --> 00:17:24,210 Hey you... you don't like soup... 152 00:17:36,940 --> 00:17:38,570 Hey you! This basket will do! Get in! 153 00:17:39,420 --> 00:17:41,170 Okay! Good! 154 00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:49,560 Listen, Kiedros, try to avoid brawls with the Arabs... We have enough enemies. 155 00:17:50,620 --> 00:17:54,730 For instance the British... If they won't sell, come back at once. 156 00:17:55,340 --> 00:17:58,570 And above all, don't forget... 157 00:18:01,060 --> 00:18:03,170 Do you think... 158 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,930 I joined the Legion voluntarily? They took me by force from the ship! 159 00:18:06,140 --> 00:18:09,570 By force? And just to this damned fort? The worst in Syria? 160 00:18:09,820 --> 00:18:11,330 It all happened because of a German guy in the Legion. 161 00:18:11,660 --> 00:18:13,890 I hit him quite by accident... 162 00:18:14,100 --> 00:18:15,530 Get up! 163 00:18:18,300 --> 00:18:19,730 Did you keep him really? 164 00:18:21,060 --> 00:18:22,850 Sure! He fell down with his legs up! 165 00:18:24,860 --> 00:18:27,420 You fool, you spoiled me everything. 166 00:19:19,380 --> 00:19:22,650 Since three months they eat canned meat and only canned meat... 167 00:19:22,860 --> 00:19:26,530 If you succeed in buying some fresh food on the market, don't hesitate... 168 00:19:26,740 --> 00:19:30,010 they'll swallow everything no matter how badly you cook it. 169 00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:31,730 He will pay. 170 00:19:51,660 --> 00:19:53,050 - Shall we buy the sheep? - No, no... 171 00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:05,090 Hens... hens... 172 00:20:12,740 --> 00:20:14,450 We want to buy this, father. 173 00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:18,450 Why not? 174 00:20:19,580 --> 00:20:21,290 We shall pay you! 175 00:20:22,100 --> 00:20:23,770 Give me some money! 176 00:20:24,060 --> 00:20:25,970 He probably thinks that we want to take his merchandise by requisition. 177 00:20:38,460 --> 00:20:40,450 I buy it! For money! 178 00:20:42,420 --> 00:20:43,690 Buy! Buy it? Understand? 179 00:20:46,180 --> 00:20:49,330 Buy, not take, understand? 180 00:20:51,900 --> 00:20:53,770 What a pretty sheep! I buy it. 181 00:20:54,180 --> 00:20:56,130 Much money! Very much! 182 00:21:05,060 --> 00:21:07,490 I give you money! Real money! You see? 183 00:21:23,300 --> 00:21:25,250 You sell me, otherwise they throw me in the soup... 184 00:21:25,580 --> 00:21:27,610 Soup? Pea soup? 185 00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:30,250 Devil take you, glutton! 186 00:21:51,780 --> 00:21:53,050 Give me cigarettes! 187 00:21:53,340 --> 00:21:54,450 Cigarettes! 188 00:21:57,180 --> 00:21:59,210 One package more! One of these! 189 00:22:06,540 --> 00:22:08,010 Look! 190 00:22:09,340 --> 00:22:12,330 I am mad! I'm a madman! 191 00:22:12,940 --> 00:22:14,930 I give you money! I give you money for nothing! 192 00:22:15,180 --> 00:22:17,210 Here! Here! You see these three slips? 193 00:22:17,900 --> 00:22:20,460 Two black, two black and one white! 194 00:22:20,620 --> 00:22:22,690 Please! You must guess where is the white one 195 00:22:22,980 --> 00:22:25,170 and you get money. 196 00:22:25,500 --> 00:22:27,850 The black slip loses, the white one wins. 197 00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:31,290 Everybody can win! 198 00:22:31,540 --> 00:22:33,690 Where is the slip? 199 00:22:35,380 --> 00:22:37,570 You won! 200 00:22:37,820 --> 00:22:39,770 Here is your money. 201 00:22:43,660 --> 00:22:46,220 Who is next? I am a madman! 202 00:22:46,460 --> 00:22:48,760 One, two, three, the next one, please! 203 00:22:53,060 --> 00:22:54,970 White... you have won too. 204 00:22:55,420 --> 00:22:57,530 Please. Who is next? 205 00:23:33,060 --> 00:23:35,620 The British have mined the desert. 206 00:23:36,100 --> 00:23:38,450 The camels are dying... 207 00:23:44,740 --> 00:23:49,090 It is very difficult to get pounds... 208 00:23:51,060 --> 00:23:52,850 I've no more! 209 00:23:54,740 --> 00:23:56,490 But why do you need it? 210 00:23:56,940 --> 00:23:58,650 If the French go away, 211 00:23:59,100 --> 00:24:01,330 you'll have the British... 212 00:24:01,580 --> 00:24:04,890 The British won't go away. We'll have to kick them! 213 00:24:06,620 --> 00:24:07,930 Do you remember our agreement? 214 00:24:08,180 --> 00:24:12,610 The word of merchant is like the flow of a river. You can't stop it. 215 00:24:12,940 --> 00:24:17,610 Here nobody wants to sell to the Frenchmen even a date stone... 216 00:24:29,340 --> 00:24:30,290 Where does it come from? 217 00:24:30,580 --> 00:24:33,690 We won it. Look in the truck, Sergeant. 218 00:24:43,540 --> 00:24:45,330 Slowly, slowly, gentlemen! One, two, three! 219 00:26:53,460 --> 00:26:55,650 Mutton or hen? 220 00:26:56,060 --> 00:26:58,620 It's not canned! 221 00:26:59,500 --> 00:27:00,970 It's real fresh meat! 222 00:27:17,300 --> 00:27:18,890 Please, please, captain. 223 00:27:19,140 --> 00:27:20,770 It's enough for all. 224 00:27:32,940 --> 00:27:35,500 - Again this junk? - Upon my word. Captain, 225 00:27:35,740 --> 00:27:37,770 it's a delicious soup! 226 00:27:50,780 --> 00:27:52,850 Lance Corporal Frank Dolas reports for duty! 227 00:27:53,100 --> 00:27:55,050 Where did you get all this stuff from? 228 00:27:55,620 --> 00:27:58,690 He won it! I saw it with my proper eyes. 229 00:27:59,180 --> 00:28:01,250 How did he win? In cards? 230 00:28:01,980 --> 00:28:03,970 With all this Arabian market? 231 00:28:05,620 --> 00:28:07,850 I'll show it to him. 232 00:28:09,340 --> 00:28:10,610 Well, 233 00:28:17,100 --> 00:28:18,290 it was so... 234 00:28:18,540 --> 00:28:20,290 He wants to show you, Captain. 235 00:28:21,260 --> 00:28:23,490 The black one loses, 236 00:28:24,260 --> 00:28:25,610 the white one wins. 237 00:28:27,980 --> 00:28:30,410 Say, where is the white card, Captain. 238 00:28:31,900 --> 00:28:34,010 You did win, Sir! 239 00:28:34,700 --> 00:28:35,920 It's true you won! 240 00:28:42,780 --> 00:28:45,690 Take, choose, decide and regret not! 241 00:28:45,980 --> 00:28:47,250 One, two, three! 242 00:28:48,340 --> 00:28:50,010 Really! You won again! 243 00:28:50,260 --> 00:28:51,570 Here is the money, please. 244 00:28:51,860 --> 00:28:54,050 - Stop this play, Dolas! - Leave him, Kiedros. 245 00:28:54,500 --> 00:28:56,010 He's a young innocent. 246 00:29:00,100 --> 00:29:02,480 I'm sorry, Sir. 247 00:29:02,820 --> 00:29:04,130 But you lost this time. 248 00:29:11,380 --> 00:29:13,450 I'm really very sorry, you had no chance... 249 00:29:27,700 --> 00:29:28,650 One, two, three... 250 00:29:44,580 --> 00:29:46,490 Well... it was so... 251 00:29:49,100 --> 00:29:50,490 Impostor! 252 00:29:50,780 --> 00:29:52,970 You'll starve in cage! 253 00:29:53,220 --> 00:29:55,450 Get him locked! With bread and water! 254 00:30:24,860 --> 00:30:26,570 Kiedros! Where from did you get this whisky? 255 00:30:27,340 --> 00:30:29,640 You ordered it and I succeeded... 256 00:30:29,940 --> 00:30:33,370 There is no whisky in Syria since over a year. Where did you get this bottle? 257 00:30:33,780 --> 00:30:38,570 The Arabs supply it. I send them to the other side of the border. That's all. 258 00:30:38,780 --> 00:30:39,730 My goodness! 259 00:30:40,140 --> 00:30:44,130 Instead of guarding the frontier, my soldiers get in touch with the enemy! 260 00:30:44,340 --> 00:30:45,250 Traitors, everywhere! 261 00:30:45,580 --> 00:30:48,970 Treason! Treason! Treason everywhere! 262 00:31:05,500 --> 00:31:07,850 - Yes, Sir! - My pistol! Where is my pistol?! 263 00:31:11,580 --> 00:31:12,690 Halt! I order you to stop! 264 00:31:43,860 --> 00:31:44,920 What shall I do? Fire? 265 00:31:51,740 --> 00:31:54,610 - What do they want? - One of our men has cheated them. 266 00:31:54,900 --> 00:31:59,490 - They want to be paid in pounds! - It's this Pole! I will... 267 00:31:59,980 --> 00:32:01,370 Alarm! Alarm! 268 00:32:05,540 --> 00:32:09,450 Distribute casques and arms! And disperse this gang! 269 00:32:10,420 --> 00:32:14,370 We won't move, captain, unless you release the cook! 270 00:32:16,580 --> 00:32:19,610 We haven't eaten so well since three months! Give us back the Pole! 271 00:32:20,060 --> 00:32:21,530 - Is it a mutiny? - We won't fight without the Pole! 272 00:32:44,700 --> 00:32:46,530 I'll dust him off! 273 00:32:51,620 --> 00:32:53,130 Let him die in the hole! 274 00:32:58,420 --> 00:33:01,570 Without a loaf of bread, without water! 275 00:33:18,300 --> 00:33:20,250 Give the rest to the pals, brother... 276 00:33:32,620 --> 00:33:34,050 And when I get out... 277 00:33:36,140 --> 00:33:37,730 I'll make you... 278 00:33:44,660 --> 00:33:47,250 a beef stroganoff, 279 00:33:48,300 --> 00:33:51,290 or tornado a la Rossini, 280 00:33:52,940 --> 00:33:54,890 or pommes frites with beets... 281 00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:04,890 or pudding... 282 00:34:05,780 --> 00:34:07,930 Once my mother made a pudding... 283 00:34:09,500 --> 00:34:12,330 a real miracle... can't be compared with your frogs or snails... 284 00:34:13,780 --> 00:34:17,010 plump, tender, delicate with bacon... 285 00:34:23,180 --> 00:34:25,170 - Who is there? - Open the door! 286 00:34:25,420 --> 00:34:26,370 We want only to see this Pole! 287 00:34:26,660 --> 00:34:30,850 What? I open and you graze the cans? I'm not that crazy! 288 00:34:33,220 --> 00:34:36,210 Open the door! Or we shall bring granades! Open or we break in! 289 00:34:38,580 --> 00:34:41,010 Shall we open perhaps? 290 00:34:42,340 --> 00:34:45,880 And the cutlets, soup, pudding... 291 00:34:47,300 --> 00:34:48,520 Nuts! 292 00:34:49,260 --> 00:34:51,930 Better die than give you back the Pole! 293 00:34:57,460 --> 00:34:59,610 We can't use grenades, captain, 294 00:34:59,860 --> 00:35:01,890 we might harm him! 295 00:35:08,180 --> 00:35:09,810 A grenade! Take cover! 296 00:35:10,100 --> 00:35:11,130 Dolas! 297 00:35:11,180 --> 00:35:12,650 Dolas! Devil take you! 298 00:35:16,740 --> 00:35:17,880 I'm glad you helped me to start the mutiny 299 00:35:18,180 --> 00:35:20,330 We are going to run away from the Legion! 300 00:35:20,740 --> 00:35:22,210 Do something to let me free! 301 00:35:22,420 --> 00:35:24,130 Hurry up, Sergeant! Military Police is at our heels! 302 00:35:24,740 --> 00:35:26,330 I wanted to take you with us, but you see what's going on! 303 00:35:26,580 --> 00:35:27,850 Sergeant, please... 304 00:35:28,340 --> 00:35:30,900 And when you go sometime to Ciechanow, tell them that... 305 00:35:31,140 --> 00:35:35,250 ...tell them that old Kiedros wanted to go back to Poland too... cheerio! 306 00:35:35,500 --> 00:35:36,480 Good gracious! 307 00:35:37,780 --> 00:35:40,240 Dear boys, please... let me free... let me free... please... 308 00:35:44,020 --> 00:35:46,290 I implore you, I'll give you all money I have but let me free... 309 00:35:46,820 --> 00:35:48,290 believe me, I'm not a cook, believe me... 310 00:35:48,540 --> 00:35:50,610 I don't know how to cook at all... 311 00:35:51,100 --> 00:35:54,330 Don't worry... we don't give you back... 312 00:35:54,740 --> 00:35:56,370 you're our dearest treasure... 313 00:36:00,140 --> 00:36:02,370 Sergeant Poireau is knocking at the door! 314 00:36:02,620 --> 00:36:03,930 Shall we open, Captain? 315 00:36:10,420 --> 00:36:11,640 What do you want, Poireau? 316 00:36:11,940 --> 00:36:15,450 Sergeant Kiedros just escaped from the camp with a few soldiers. 317 00:36:15,620 --> 00:36:18,450 - They took away trucks and weapons! - Remove all that! 318 00:36:30,580 --> 00:36:32,650 I tried to stop them, captain... 319 00:36:36,700 --> 00:36:38,290 Long live free France. 320 00:36:39,780 --> 00:36:41,330 Long live General de Gaulle! 321 00:36:44,740 --> 00:36:47,890 If we succeed in cutting them the escape before they reach the rocks of Hamdun, 322 00:36:48,180 --> 00:36:49,850 there will be no chance for them... 323 00:36:50,100 --> 00:36:51,240 Is it all that is left? 324 00:36:52,220 --> 00:36:55,250 Yes, Captain. I even released those who were arrested. 325 00:36:55,580 --> 00:36:59,050 Hurry up! We have to be there before their arrival! 326 00:37:04,740 --> 00:37:06,530 Hurry up, hurry up, brother! 327 00:37:07,180 --> 00:37:09,250 If you continue to crawl, they'll run away! 328 00:37:11,860 --> 00:37:14,420 Give me that, I'll help you! And take this! 329 00:37:40,900 --> 00:37:44,440 - Damn it! I'm fed up with this iron! - May I help you? 330 00:38:24,540 --> 00:38:26,840 Take your positions on the hill! 331 00:38:27,260 --> 00:38:30,210 Yes, Sir. Action stations behind the hills! Hurry up, boys! 332 00:38:30,660 --> 00:38:35,330 Hurry up, take your positions! Stay behind this bush! 333 00:38:37,340 --> 00:38:38,610 - And the ammunition? - What ammunition? 334 00:38:39,020 --> 00:38:41,210 Oh, I gave it to the Pole! Hey, Pole! 335 00:38:43,500 --> 00:38:45,450 What are you doing there? Watch the ammunition! 336 00:38:48,020 --> 00:38:50,610 The Pole took it away! Hey, Pole, where are you? 337 00:38:53,780 --> 00:38:55,810 Hey, Frank Dolas, where are you? 338 00:38:59,540 --> 00:39:00,130 He's there! 339 00:39:01,340 --> 00:39:03,010 Stop! Halt! 340 00:39:04,700 --> 00:39:07,330 Fix the bayonet! Follow me! Forward! 341 00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:19,930 Forward! Long live Marshal Petain! Long live France! 342 00:39:52,020 --> 00:39:56,210 Surrender! You are all traitors! Traitors! 343 00:39:58,620 --> 00:39:59,210 And you? 344 00:40:07,660 --> 00:40:08,930 Don't make a fool, drunkard! 345 00:40:09,140 --> 00:40:11,700 If it were loaded, you would have hit yourself! 346 00:40:12,140 --> 00:40:15,290 I'll kill you! Take him! Quickly! 347 00:40:45,940 --> 00:40:48,290 Come on, don't worry, Captain. 348 00:40:48,540 --> 00:40:51,210 We can always fight under your orders. You only will pass with us 349 00:40:51,340 --> 00:40:54,570 on the side of Free France. 350 00:40:55,580 --> 00:40:57,770 What do you want me to serve under de Gaulle? 351 00:40:59,260 --> 00:41:02,690 Who is he? I never heard about him! 352 00:41:07,820 --> 00:41:11,600 How do you carry the rifle, bloody idiot! It can be used yet. 353 00:41:12,180 --> 00:41:13,610 To the trucks! 354 00:41:15,180 --> 00:41:16,690 And what about us, Sergeant? 355 00:41:17,220 --> 00:41:19,370 Shall we join the Polish Army with the British? 356 00:41:20,620 --> 00:41:22,250 By the way, what did you do before the war? 357 00:41:22,820 --> 00:41:23,730 Before the war? 358 00:41:24,020 --> 00:41:27,890 I had a huge perfectly managed farm. 359 00:41:29,020 --> 00:41:31,610 Full blood cattle, huge black bulls... 360 00:41:35,420 --> 00:41:36,050 No kidding, tell me the truth. 361 00:41:36,780 --> 00:41:38,810 Speakingfrankly, I did this and that. 362 00:41:39,060 --> 00:41:41,690 I carried bricks on the site. Played cards, 363 00:41:41,940 --> 00:41:44,050 you know how it was, as we Poles say: "Just till spring comes". 364 00:41:44,940 --> 00:41:47,170 And I was a miner in Northern France. 365 00:41:47,860 --> 00:41:50,420 It was in Spain where I first saw a rifle. 366 00:41:51,100 --> 00:41:53,170 There I spent three years in jail. 367 00:41:54,540 --> 00:41:55,930 And when France surrendered, 368 00:41:56,180 --> 00:41:59,090 I preferred to join the Foreign Legion instead of Gestapo. 369 00:42:01,780 --> 00:42:03,770 But you are a real soldier now. Just like me. 370 00:42:04,020 --> 00:42:05,370 Our place is with the Polish troops. 371 00:42:05,620 --> 00:42:06,530 We must fight for Poland... 372 00:42:06,940 --> 00:42:08,770 What sort of Poland do you want to fight for? 373 00:42:09,260 --> 00:42:13,010 What sort of Poland? There is only one Poland. 374 00:43:46,700 --> 00:43:48,090 Lance Corporal Frank Dolas, 375 00:43:49,340 --> 00:43:50,290 a Pole! 376 00:45:55,980 --> 00:45:58,170 Lance Corporal Frank Dolas from the 14th Infantry Regiment! 377 00:46:11,460 --> 00:46:13,760 I'm not French! I'm a Pole. 378 00:46:19,260 --> 00:46:22,010 Look, it's from my uniform... 379 00:46:22,260 --> 00:46:25,210 I came here to fight alongside with you... ...against Germans... 380 00:46:53,820 --> 00:46:56,770 But you aren't prepared for fighting 381 00:46:57,220 --> 00:46:58,360 and Europe is waiting there... 382 00:47:06,780 --> 00:47:08,730 Okey. Okey. 383 00:47:10,500 --> 00:47:11,640 What is this thing for? 384 00:47:14,660 --> 00:47:17,250 You haven't got uniforms either? 385 00:47:26,980 --> 00:47:29,540 A lieutenant went for hunting hares 386 00:47:29,980 --> 00:47:34,570 And he saw in the wood naked bathing girls 387 00:47:34,860 --> 00:47:37,420 Hey, hey, uha, ha, hey, hey, uha, ha... 388 00:47:53,300 --> 00:47:55,930 I obediently report that I am ready, captain. 389 00:47:58,660 --> 00:48:00,370 I came here on duty. Let me in. 390 00:48:02,220 --> 00:48:04,370 What do you want? Let me in to the captain! 391 00:48:16,340 --> 00:48:18,090 I obediently report that I'm ready, captain. 392 00:48:25,700 --> 00:48:27,130 I'm a soldier. 393 00:48:27,420 --> 00:48:30,490 I can't wait doing nothing, when the enemy invaded my country. 394 00:48:30,860 --> 00:48:32,730 I await orders... 395 00:48:50,180 --> 00:48:51,090 Yes, Sir. 396 00:48:56,140 --> 00:48:57,050 Not there? 397 00:49:17,420 --> 00:49:19,570 I understand. Entanglements. Yes, Sir! 398 00:50:38,180 --> 00:50:40,130 To hell with this entanglement. 399 00:50:40,820 --> 00:50:43,380 After all you can't put barbed wires around the whole desert. 400 00:50:44,260 --> 00:50:47,050 Rather mines. 401 00:50:47,300 --> 00:50:51,730 The guys from the camp told me that when such a tank hits the mine, then... 402 00:51:48,420 --> 00:51:51,960 It must be some big shot. Did you see how they watch him? 403 00:51:53,500 --> 00:51:54,850 Gianni, you go with me... 404 00:51:55,260 --> 00:51:57,010 and you take cover and take care of the guards... 405 00:53:01,620 --> 00:53:02,570 What's happened? 406 00:53:03,260 --> 00:53:08,170 - A general! A real general! - He had silver patches! 407 00:53:08,580 --> 00:53:09,690 You have never seen a general? 408 00:53:10,100 --> 00:53:11,240 - He surely saw us! - If he saw us, 409 00:53:11,660 --> 00:53:12,720 he would have made an alarm! 410 00:53:13,140 --> 00:53:14,090 Turn back! 411 00:53:17,860 --> 00:53:19,250 And don't come back without the general! 412 00:54:07,700 --> 00:54:10,290 Take care or I'll scare you, 413 00:54:10,780 --> 00:54:12,210 you bloody tea-drinkers. 414 00:54:12,860 --> 00:54:14,610 You damned five o'clocks! 415 00:55:06,340 --> 00:55:07,290 Let's go. 416 00:55:07,700 --> 00:55:08,610 - Where to? - We must catch the general! 417 00:55:51,020 --> 00:55:52,610 Captain, 418 00:55:54,460 --> 00:55:55,770 oh, dear captain. 419 00:55:56,140 --> 00:55:57,330 I did not want it! 420 00:55:57,900 --> 00:56:00,460 I'm very sorry indeed. I thought it was some black. 421 00:56:01,020 --> 00:56:02,000 Damn it! 422 00:56:02,700 --> 00:56:05,080 Shall I be tried for it? 423 00:56:46,220 --> 00:56:49,970 Our general! Our general! Take him! Take him! 424 00:58:14,700 --> 00:58:18,450 No, no, no... I surrender... I waited for the opportunity a long time ago. 425 00:58:19,460 --> 00:58:22,210 Quite right. After all you don't have anything to fight for. 426 00:58:31,740 --> 00:58:33,050 You are my prisonier! 427 00:58:56,020 --> 00:59:00,370 Drop your guns you bloody maccaroni! 428 00:59:02,660 --> 00:59:05,530 Oh, mamma mia! What i"ve done! I'm so sorry... Englishmen. 429 00:59:05,940 --> 00:59:08,530 I didn't do it purposely... I surrender... I surrender again... 430 00:59:10,140 --> 00:59:13,970 Forgive me... English... Take me... take... 431 01:00:39,300 --> 01:00:43,080 You say all the time thank you, thank you, and you nearly broke my head... 432 01:01:00,260 --> 01:01:04,130 - Are you English? - No, Polish! 433 01:01:05,220 --> 01:01:06,280 I see. 434 01:01:23,100 --> 01:01:25,400 Why the devil did you flee? 435 01:01:25,820 --> 01:01:28,250 You had better stayed in the camp and wait till the war is over. 436 01:01:28,860 --> 01:01:30,210 Finita! 437 01:01:42,620 --> 01:01:44,410 Italiani... the army is there? 438 01:01:53,340 --> 01:01:55,410 They'll surely find you here. 439 01:01:56,140 --> 01:01:57,360 They saw the fire! 440 01:01:57,620 --> 01:01:59,170 Ciao! 441 01:02:04,140 --> 01:02:06,090 And if they don't find you? 442 01:02:13,660 --> 01:02:14,570 Come on, 443 01:02:15,020 --> 01:02:17,250 I'll pull you a little. 444 01:02:31,900 --> 01:02:34,130 Oh, how heavy you are... 445 01:02:36,780 --> 01:02:38,570 too much macaroni. 446 01:02:46,780 --> 01:02:48,290 Italiani! 447 01:02:48,780 --> 01:02:50,690 How is it "don't shoot" 448 01:02:51,340 --> 01:02:52,930 in your language! 449 01:03:13,460 --> 01:03:14,440 Don't shoot! 450 01:03:14,780 --> 01:03:16,770 Don't shoot! 451 01:03:50,980 --> 01:03:52,650 Don't sleep, if you don't want to be robbed! 452 01:03:53,140 --> 01:03:54,650 Oh, God! Englishmen! 453 01:03:54,900 --> 01:03:59,330 I never shot... I was in the band... in the band and they punished me, 454 01:03:59,740 --> 01:04:02,530 because I made false tunes in the national anthem. 455 01:04:02,820 --> 01:04:04,370 I'm not a fascist. I swear! I'm not! 456 01:04:05,220 --> 01:04:06,930 Will you stop! Shut up! 457 01:04:07,060 --> 01:04:08,200 Silentium! 458 01:04:08,620 --> 01:04:10,810 It is your man! Italiani. 459 01:04:11,900 --> 01:04:13,120 Wounded. 460 01:04:13,300 --> 01:04:14,970 Needs a doctor... 461 01:04:15,260 --> 01:04:16,130 Do-ctor! 462 01:04:24,780 --> 01:04:26,970 Where are you running, bloody fool! There! 463 01:04:42,380 --> 01:04:46,130 They'll take care of you, now! Don't worry! Ciao, Italiano! 464 01:05:10,900 --> 01:05:14,370 March forward! 465 01:05:14,780 --> 01:05:17,490 Hurra! 466 01:05:20,380 --> 01:05:21,600 Hurra! 467 01:05:43,100 --> 01:05:43,770 Good evening! 468 01:05:44,300 --> 01:05:45,890 Mamma mia! Englishmen! 469 01:05:50,060 --> 01:05:50,890 Hands up! 470 01:06:06,740 --> 01:06:08,210 Hands up! Shut up! 471 01:06:09,860 --> 01:06:12,570 We are quiet men... mamma mia... Englishmen have arrived... 472 01:06:13,540 --> 01:06:17,370 that isn't 'he end... We are peaceful men. Lieutenant, we like wine and women... 473 01:06:17,780 --> 01:06:18,810 Shut up, 474 01:06:19,580 --> 01:06:20,560 for God's sake! What is here? 475 01:06:20,980 --> 01:06:22,490 What the devil is going up here? Is it army or brothel? 476 01:06:22,940 --> 01:06:26,410 It's... it's, Lieutenant, a military brothel! 477 01:06:31,260 --> 01:06:33,330 We are prisoners! 478 01:06:35,340 --> 01:06:38,290 I surrender with the whole establishment and everything in it! 479 01:06:39,900 --> 01:06:43,520 Imagine, they don't pay us since three months! 480 01:06:43,780 --> 01:06:46,810 Englishmen are rich people... 481 01:06:47,100 --> 01:06:49,450 Pounds, that's real money! 482 01:06:50,420 --> 01:06:52,570 - And how beautiful... - At last... 483 01:06:53,180 --> 01:06:54,930 What is your name, coco? 484 01:06:55,380 --> 01:06:57,730 No one dies from love and you must understand it 485 01:06:58,860 --> 01:07:00,810 That the war does a lot of harm 486 01:07:02,340 --> 01:07:04,410 and love a lot of good. 487 01:07:05,660 --> 01:07:07,770 It is better to stay in bed than to go to war 488 01:07:09,380 --> 01:07:11,370 There nobody disturbs you 489 01:07:12,860 --> 01:07:15,010 and there are no alarm... 490 01:07:16,500 --> 01:07:19,250 - Captain! The enemy attacks the camp! - At last. 491 01:07:19,660 --> 01:07:23,090 - We have been waiting since seven months. - They have seen him already. 492 01:07:23,500 --> 01:07:27,330 - I'm afraid he can cut us the retreat! - Marvellous! Why should we escape? 493 01:07:30,300 --> 01:07:34,810 - Go and put on your uniform... - But they are still marching, 494 01:07:36,100 --> 01:07:38,810 They are taking our girls! 495 01:07:39,140 --> 01:07:41,290 Our women... no... it is an insolence, 496 01:07:41,980 --> 01:07:43,330 an offence of our honour... 497 01:07:43,620 --> 01:07:49,050 Mr. Officer, we can't allow to anybody to make cuckolds of us! 498 01:07:50,220 --> 01:07:53,610 - We do not want to stay here... - it is better with you than with them. 499 01:07:54,220 --> 01:07:57,490 - Stop! Where are you going? - Let's go... what are you doing? 500 01:07:58,220 --> 01:08:00,210 Mr. Officer, don't leave us alone! 501 01:08:02,540 --> 01:08:06,240 Don't shoot, don't shoot, boys. Take the girls, take them quickly! 502 01:08:07,020 --> 01:08:09,320 Look, girls, believe me, I would take you with pleasure if I could, 503 01:08:09,540 --> 01:08:11,770 but I have no time now. 504 01:08:30,020 --> 01:08:33,450 Criminals... rascals... we'll show you what can do Italian soldiers 505 01:08:33,860 --> 01:08:36,650 when they know what they are fighting for! 506 01:08:37,100 --> 01:08:39,560 Sergeant Leonelli... cut the highway with your 3rd Squadron... 507 01:08:40,340 --> 01:08:44,610 and you, Lieutenant Vestuzzi, you will cut the retreat into the desert. 508 01:08:45,420 --> 01:08:47,880 The rest with me... search the camp... 509 01:08:48,180 --> 01:08:52,410 don't make prisoners... shoot down everyone you will find. 510 01:09:32,060 --> 01:09:33,970 Leave the stretcher and start lo load the wounded. 511 01:09:36,220 --> 01:09:39,330 - Well, did you find him? - He's not in the tents... 512 01:09:43,460 --> 01:09:44,490 What happened? 513 01:09:46,500 --> 01:09:47,640 Oh, God... 514 01:09:52,700 --> 01:09:54,930 Hospital orderly! Come here! 515 01:09:56,820 --> 01:09:58,770 There is wounded! Seriously wounded! 516 01:10:05,420 --> 01:10:06,530 Quickly! Quickly! 517 01:10:18,380 --> 01:10:19,850 Where are you going? They can't operate him without you! 518 01:10:20,260 --> 01:10:21,810 Let me go!