1 00:00:00,375 --> 00:00:02,495 [theme music] 2 00:00:29,904 --> 00:00:32,534 [music continues] 3 00:00:59,934 --> 00:01:02,774 [music continues] 4 00:01:06,691 --> 00:01:09,531 [instrumental music] 5 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:22,794 Dr. Samuels, can I go now? 6 00:01:22,832 --> 00:01:23,712 I'm thinking about it. 7 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:24,920 What did I do that was so bad? 8 00:01:24,959 --> 00:01:27,249 You tuned Mrs. Goldfarm's hearing aid 9 00:01:27,295 --> 00:01:28,875 to the police radio. 10 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:31,842 Now, move the filing cabinet, now. 11 00:01:31,883 --> 00:01:33,053 So nice of you to help out, Dennis. 12 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:34,393 - Yeah, right. - Oh, Mr. Moore. 13 00:01:34,427 --> 00:01:36,717 I have a great idea for the living history competition. 14 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:37,973 Oh, I can hardly wait to hear it. 15 00:01:38,014 --> 00:01:40,234 What if Attila the Hun replaces Gertrude Stein 16 00:01:40,266 --> 00:01:42,186 in the discussion of the French revolution? 17 00:01:42,227 --> 00:01:44,347 - Well, it sounds rather-- - See you at rehearsal! 18 00:01:44,395 --> 00:01:45,935 Ridiculous. 19 00:01:45,980 --> 00:01:47,900 Why did I agree to direct his 20 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:51,281 entry into this living history fiasco festival? 21 00:01:51,319 --> 00:01:54,109 Well, because you're getting out of three faculty meetings 22 00:01:54,155 --> 00:01:57,325 and the field trip to the Kosher slaughterhouse. 23 00:01:57,367 --> 00:02:00,787 At the time, it seemed like a good trade-off. 24 00:02:04,833 --> 00:02:06,543 [grunts] 25 00:02:13,508 --> 00:02:15,218 [exhales] 26 00:02:16,261 --> 00:02:18,931 You're mine. You got that? 27 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:21,222 Oh, God, I saw this in a prison movie. 28 00:02:21,266 --> 00:02:24,386 Dennis, this is Mr. Finelli, the new football coach. 29 00:02:24,435 --> 00:02:25,685 - Hey. - Hi. 30 00:02:25,728 --> 00:02:27,648 You're like a white William Perry, aren't ya? 31 00:02:27,689 --> 00:02:29,609 - Who? - The refrigerator. 32 00:02:29,649 --> 00:02:30,649 - The fridge. - Oh, oh, yeah. 33 00:02:30,692 --> 00:02:32,942 God made you to play football. 34 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:34,736 (Dennis) 'Well, thanks, coach. I appreciate that.' 35 00:02:34,779 --> 00:02:36,409 But MIT wants me in one piece. 36 00:02:36,447 --> 00:02:37,367 Don't you see who I am? 37 00:02:37,407 --> 00:02:40,237 - No. - Now I am opportunity. 38 00:02:40,285 --> 00:02:41,695 It's my mission in life to see 39 00:02:41,744 --> 00:02:43,164 you fulfilled as a person. 40 00:02:43,204 --> 00:02:46,624 'Excused from classes Friday afternoons.' 41 00:02:46,666 --> 00:02:48,416 Uniforms, cheerleaders? 42 00:02:48,459 --> 00:02:49,629 The smell of blood, huh? 43 00:02:49,669 --> 00:02:51,459 Oh, you had me till you said the B-word, coach. 44 00:02:51,504 --> 00:02:52,804 Right. Don't make me beg. 45 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:54,839 - Ah, it's up to you, really. - Okay, I'm begging. 46 00:02:54,883 --> 00:02:56,513 - Coach, I appreciate it, I-- - Ah! 47 00:02:56,551 --> 00:02:58,181 I can see you're tempted. Sleep on it, huh? 48 00:02:58,219 --> 00:03:00,219 - Oh.. Okay. - Huh! 49 00:03:00,263 --> 00:03:01,933 Oh, what a jerk. 50 00:03:01,973 --> 00:03:02,773 No, it's, uh 51 00:03:02,807 --> 00:03:04,517 sounds new and interesting. 52 00:03:04,559 --> 00:03:05,769 Dennis Blunden, jock. 53 00:03:05,810 --> 00:03:07,350 It's not new and it's not interesting. 54 00:03:07,395 --> 00:03:09,685 Coaches have been hitting on me ever since I was in junior high. 55 00:03:09,731 --> 00:03:12,031 Come on, Mr. Moore, football? It's stupid. 56 00:03:12,066 --> 00:03:13,526 It's made for guys who count on their fingers 57 00:03:13,568 --> 00:03:15,358 and walk on their knuckles. 58 00:03:15,403 --> 00:03:18,033 So, all jocks are dumb. 59 00:03:18,072 --> 00:03:19,702 Uh, okay, I will grant you. 60 00:03:19,741 --> 00:03:20,781 They did come up with that 61 00:03:20,825 --> 00:03:22,075 innovative idea of smashing 62 00:03:22,118 --> 00:03:23,538 beer cans on their foreheads. 63 00:03:23,578 --> 00:03:25,408 You know, it's not inventing a new antibiotic.. 64 00:03:25,455 --> 00:03:26,915 Listen, while you're busy running down 65 00:03:26,956 --> 00:03:28,166 people with athletic ability 66 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:29,878 I'll run down a few more. 67 00:03:29,918 --> 00:03:31,588 Is it Paul Robson? 68 00:03:31,628 --> 00:03:32,878 Senator Bill Bradley? 69 00:03:32,921 --> 00:03:35,421 - Congressman Jack Kemp. - Exceptions. 70 00:03:35,465 --> 00:03:37,795 Well, Dennis, what's wrong with being an exception? 71 00:03:37,842 --> 00:03:39,802 Because, Mr. Moore, I like myself the way I am. 72 00:03:39,844 --> 00:03:42,184 Chubby, charming, and free of jock itch. 73 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:43,602 [instrumental music] 74 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:45,430 [indistinct chatter] 75 00:03:45,475 --> 00:03:48,435 No way! This goes against every fiber of my being. 76 00:03:48,478 --> 00:03:51,188 I am a Republican. I can't play Karl Marx. 77 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:52,821 (Samuels) 'Alright, attention, gang.' 78 00:03:52,857 --> 00:03:54,477 There'll be a slight change. 79 00:03:54,525 --> 00:03:56,105 Who's playing Attila the Hun? 80 00:03:56,152 --> 00:03:57,362 I am. 81 00:03:57,403 --> 00:03:59,783 - Who's playing Gertrude Stein? - Me. 82 00:03:59,822 --> 00:04:01,532 Your lines about the French revolution 83 00:04:01,574 --> 00:04:02,994 will go to Attila the Hun. 84 00:04:03,034 --> 00:04:04,334 Alright, excuse me, Dr. Samuels 85 00:04:04,369 --> 00:04:05,499 but there-there is 86 00:04:05,536 --> 00:04:06,616 considerable difference between 87 00:04:06,663 --> 00:04:08,373 Gertrude Stein and Attila the Hun. 88 00:04:08,414 --> 00:04:11,174 Hm. Not in the pictures I've seen. 89 00:04:11,209 --> 00:04:12,629 Dr. Samuels 90 00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:14,209 what are we doing here? 91 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:16,554 - Yeah. - Everybody get down. 92 00:04:16,589 --> 00:04:17,799 [indistinct chatter] 93 00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:20,050 Kids, you are playing famous people 94 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:21,683 from different eras in history 95 00:04:21,719 --> 00:04:23,049 having a conversation. 96 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:25,136 Is that so difficult to grasp? 97 00:04:25,181 --> 00:04:27,811 No, you ripped off that Steve Allen show 98 00:04:27,850 --> 00:04:28,850 "Meeting of the Minds." 99 00:04:28,893 --> 00:04:30,233 That's right. 100 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:31,810 Alright, alright, listen. 101 00:04:31,854 --> 00:04:33,864 I've slaved over this for months. 102 00:04:33,898 --> 00:04:35,358 Every piece fits. 103 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:37,110 If we'll just do it my way 104 00:04:37,151 --> 00:04:39,241 there's not a school that can beat us. 105 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:42,659 Dr. Samuels you had me saying here "Let them eat cake." 106 00:04:42,699 --> 00:04:44,449 But Marie Antoinette never said that. 107 00:04:44,492 --> 00:04:45,582 The judges don't know that. 108 00:04:45,618 --> 00:04:47,698 They wanna hear what they think she said. 109 00:04:47,745 --> 00:04:48,955 [indistinct chatter] 110 00:04:48,997 --> 00:04:50,917 What about historical accuracy? 111 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:52,287 - 'Yeah.' - Yeah. 112 00:04:52,333 --> 00:04:53,793 What about winning? 113 00:04:53,835 --> 00:04:54,915 Dr. Samuels 114 00:04:54,961 --> 00:04:59,171 this is supposed to be a history...something. 115 00:04:59,215 --> 00:05:01,545 Now, if we can't be accurate, why are we here? 116 00:05:01,592 --> 00:05:02,802 [indistinct chatter] 117 00:05:02,844 --> 00:05:04,854 Alright, alright, alright. Look, I'm no Shakespeare. 118 00:05:04,887 --> 00:05:06,097 You know, I'm just trying to do this.. 119 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:07,099 Alright, come on, come on. 120 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:08,390 Look, we'll talk about it outside. 121 00:05:08,433 --> 00:05:11,273 I don't think you should see this. 122 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:12,981 [indistinct chatter] 123 00:05:13,021 --> 00:05:14,231 Look, Dr. Samuels is gone 124 00:05:14,272 --> 00:05:15,322 why don't we just leave? 125 00:05:15,356 --> 00:05:17,186 - We don't need this. - Yes, we do. 126 00:05:17,233 --> 00:05:18,783 We need extra-curricular activities 127 00:05:18,818 --> 00:05:20,108 for our college applications. 128 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:23,323 What are you talking about? I got a 4.0 average. 129 00:05:23,364 --> 00:05:24,624 Oh, Dennis. 130 00:05:24,657 --> 00:05:26,867 MIT gets hundreds of applications a year 131 00:05:26,909 --> 00:05:28,789 from people with 4.0 averages. 132 00:05:28,828 --> 00:05:30,328 Uh, for them 4.0 is like a 133 00:05:30,371 --> 00:05:32,291 is like a height requirement. 134 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:33,792 Well, what else do you have? 135 00:05:33,833 --> 00:05:36,253 I don't.. I gave blood once. 136 00:05:36,294 --> 00:05:37,964 - Dennis.. - Face it, Dennis. 137 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:40,384 You're gonna be borderline...at best. 138 00:05:40,423 --> 00:05:42,633 - Mm-hm. - What? I'm in this. 139 00:05:42,675 --> 00:05:43,625 Are you kidding? 140 00:05:43,676 --> 00:05:45,346 This is borderline. 141 00:05:45,386 --> 00:05:46,296 Now, wait just a second. 142 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:47,466 You trying to tell me 143 00:05:47,513 --> 00:05:49,523 that some schlub who drags a microphone out 144 00:05:49,557 --> 00:05:51,137 for assemblies is gonna have a better shot 145 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:53,354 at getting into MIT than I do? 146 00:05:53,394 --> 00:05:56,444 As a matter of fact, Dennis I think I do. 147 00:05:58,733 --> 00:06:00,943 You better get something, Dennis. 148 00:06:00,985 --> 00:06:03,445 Yeah, Dennis, where it says, "Other activities" 149 00:06:03,488 --> 00:06:07,408 you're gonna need something more than class clown. 150 00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:10,080 [instrumental music] 151 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:29,715 Oh, look at this, a back field in slow motion. 152 00:06:29,764 --> 00:06:31,144 Laugh now, leather boy. 153 00:06:31,182 --> 00:06:33,352 I am joining the football team. 154 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:34,523 [indistinct chatter] 155 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:36,190 (female 'Are you serious?' 156 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:37,609 Dennis, you don't like bending down 157 00:06:37,647 --> 00:06:40,187 to pick up a pencil, how are you gonna play football? 158 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:42,193 - Yeah, exactly. - Let me explain, Sarah. 159 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:43,645 You see, we're using each other. 160 00:06:43,694 --> 00:06:46,574 I need extra-curricular garbage for my college applications 161 00:06:46,614 --> 00:06:48,454 and they need a towel-snapping target. 162 00:06:48,491 --> 00:06:49,281 Oh. 163 00:06:49,325 --> 00:06:50,695 Dennis, football will not 164 00:06:50,743 --> 00:06:51,993 get you into college. 165 00:06:52,036 --> 00:06:52,906 And why not? 166 00:06:52,954 --> 00:06:55,374 [chuckles] Because you'll be dead. 167 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:56,415 [laughter] 168 00:06:56,457 --> 00:06:58,167 No-no-no-no-no, you guys don't understand. 169 00:06:58,209 --> 00:06:59,249 See, here's the plan. 170 00:06:59,293 --> 00:07:00,883 I show up at their stupid practice 171 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:03,420 I suit up, I kid around with the coach a little bit 172 00:07:03,464 --> 00:07:04,884 'maybe I run a half a lap' 173 00:07:04,924 --> 00:07:06,014 'you know, just to show I care' 174 00:07:06,050 --> 00:07:08,050 I take a rub-down, I go home. 175 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:09,104 Brilliant. 176 00:07:09,137 --> 00:07:11,807 Yeah, I don't think it's quite that easy. 177 00:07:11,848 --> 00:07:12,888 I know, I know, but I can 178 00:07:12,932 --> 00:07:14,182 take care of myself, Mr. Moore. 179 00:07:14,225 --> 00:07:15,515 If things get tough, I fake an injury 180 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:17,190 I put on a neck brace, I sit down on the bench 181 00:07:17,228 --> 00:07:19,018 I fill out some college applications 182 00:07:19,063 --> 00:07:22,153 I think this may be my greatest scam to date. 183 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:25,779 It's too bad they don't give out letters for scamming. 184 00:07:25,820 --> 00:07:27,490 [all laughing] 185 00:07:27,530 --> 00:07:28,530 Yeah. 186 00:07:28,573 --> 00:07:31,243 [instrumental music] 187 00:07:34,787 --> 00:07:37,537 You can't cut the Julius Caesar bit. 188 00:07:37,582 --> 00:07:40,172 It's my wife's favorite. 189 00:07:40,209 --> 00:07:41,589 Look, Dr. Samuels, I.. 190 00:07:41,627 --> 00:07:43,127 Even if Julius Caesar 191 00:07:43,171 --> 00:07:46,011 were speaking with Ulysses S. Grant 192 00:07:46,048 --> 00:07:47,298 I don't think he'd be saying 193 00:07:47,341 --> 00:07:49,341 "Beware of the Ides of March." 194 00:07:49,385 --> 00:07:52,635 'Cause Caesar never said that, Shakespeare wrote it. 195 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:54,220 The judges don't know that. 196 00:07:54,265 --> 00:07:55,385 [bell ringing] 197 00:07:55,433 --> 00:07:56,983 Your exit cue. 198 00:07:57,018 --> 00:07:58,558 Oh. 199 00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:03,940 Looking good, Dennis. 200 00:08:03,983 --> 00:08:05,613 Yeah, well, you know.. 201 00:08:05,651 --> 00:08:07,111 ...I'm on a program and everything 202 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:08,323 working out a little bit. 203 00:08:08,362 --> 00:08:10,742 Burnin' some laps, lifting some weights. 204 00:08:10,781 --> 00:08:12,621 Thought maybe after practice tonight 205 00:08:12,658 --> 00:08:13,908 you might like to go out with me. 206 00:08:13,951 --> 00:08:15,371 [chuckles] Dennis 207 00:08:15,411 --> 00:08:16,451 I said, "You're looking good" 208 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:19,496 I didn't say I'd forgotten who you are. 209 00:08:21,292 --> 00:08:22,712 Hey, Mr. Moore, I was wondering if I could 210 00:08:22,752 --> 00:08:24,172 leave rehearsal a little bit early today? 211 00:08:24,212 --> 00:08:25,462 I want to get out on the field and bang 212 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:26,415 the old blocking sled 213 00:08:26,464 --> 00:08:28,134 before the practice starts. 214 00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:29,974 Well, Dennis, if you're that dedicated 215 00:08:30,009 --> 00:08:30,929 uh, I have to say yes. 216 00:08:30,968 --> 00:08:32,218 - Thanks. - What? 217 00:08:32,261 --> 00:08:33,801 Am I-am I hearing things? 218 00:08:33,846 --> 00:08:35,676 Dennis Blunden tackling something 219 00:08:35,723 --> 00:08:37,483 that doesn't come with fries. 220 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:39,517 Dennis, it's unbelievable the way you've changed 221 00:08:39,560 --> 00:08:43,400 from a complete dweeb to a...semi stud. 222 00:08:43,439 --> 00:08:44,319 Thanks. 223 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:45,437 I can't believe you haven't been 224 00:08:45,483 --> 00:08:47,113 kicked off the team. 225 00:08:47,151 --> 00:08:48,241 What are you guys talking about? 226 00:08:48,277 --> 00:08:49,447 They love me. 227 00:08:49,487 --> 00:08:50,857 Dennis, how does it feel 228 00:08:50,905 --> 00:08:52,155 to pound your opponent 229 00:08:52,198 --> 00:08:53,158 into the ground 230 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:54,659 jam your knee in his chest 231 00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:56,830 and leave him for dead? 232 00:08:58,037 --> 00:08:59,537 Feels good, Janice. 233 00:08:59,580 --> 00:09:00,830 That's what I thought. 234 00:09:00,873 --> 00:09:04,173 Gee, I wish I could play football. 235 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:07,630 If there's a way, I'm sure you'll find it, Janice. 236 00:09:07,672 --> 00:09:10,682 [instrumental music] 237 00:09:19,141 --> 00:09:21,271 Hey, guys! What's up? 238 00:09:21,310 --> 00:09:22,770 Marcus, what's happenin'? 239 00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:24,562 'Hey, Randy, what it is?' 240 00:09:24,605 --> 00:09:27,185 Jean, dude! 241 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:29,693 Speak English, dummy. 242 00:09:29,735 --> 00:09:32,315 Just don't speak at all. 243 00:09:32,363 --> 00:09:33,703 Uh.. 244 00:09:33,739 --> 00:09:35,279 Hey. 245 00:09:37,868 --> 00:09:41,158 I'll catch up with you guys later. 246 00:09:41,205 --> 00:09:42,365 Ah, it's football, Mr. Moore. 247 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:43,915 You know, give the rookies a hard time 248 00:09:43,958 --> 00:09:45,628 toughen us up, those guys love me. 249 00:09:45,668 --> 00:09:48,298 Yeah, yeah, I mean, I could feel the warmth, you know? 250 00:09:48,337 --> 00:09:50,507 It's almost blistering. 251 00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:51,588 Yeah. 252 00:09:51,632 --> 00:09:54,342 [instrumental music] 253 00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:01,675 [instrumental music] 254 00:10:07,648 --> 00:10:10,688 [grunts] 255 00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:16,322 [coughs] 256 00:10:18,534 --> 00:10:21,374 [panting] 257 00:10:23,789 --> 00:10:25,459 How you doin', Dennis? 258 00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:28,633 Mr. Moore. 259 00:10:28,669 --> 00:10:29,629 [grunts] 260 00:10:29,670 --> 00:10:32,090 - Great to see you. - Yeah. 261 00:10:32,131 --> 00:10:33,841 Uh, need some help? 262 00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:35,553 No, no, I'm just, uh 263 00:10:35,593 --> 00:10:37,683 breaking into a new set of knee-pads, you know? 264 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:38,850 - 'Ah.' - Whoo! 265 00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:40,638 Yeah, these will work. 266 00:10:40,681 --> 00:10:42,431 You sure I can't give you a hand? 267 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:43,765 I need a whole body. 268 00:10:43,809 --> 00:10:44,809 [chuckles] 269 00:10:44,852 --> 00:10:46,022 Thanks. 270 00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:48,232 Oh, gosh. 271 00:10:48,272 --> 00:10:50,692 [grunts] 272 00:10:50,733 --> 00:10:52,863 [exhales] 273 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,913 Whoo! I feel good. 274 00:10:55,946 --> 00:10:57,316 I'm, uh, sorry about 275 00:10:57,365 --> 00:10:58,615 having to leave rehearsal early 276 00:10:58,658 --> 00:10:59,618 but you know 277 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:00,789 I really feel that 278 00:11:00,826 --> 00:11:02,746 the more extra work I do around here 279 00:11:02,787 --> 00:11:04,157 the more I really feel the closeness 280 00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:05,575 growing between me and the other guys. 281 00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:06,673 'Bond, you know.' 282 00:11:06,707 --> 00:11:07,917 [inhales] I think I'm starting 283 00:11:07,958 --> 00:11:10,458 to gain their respect, Mr. Moore. 284 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:11,303 You know? 285 00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:13,167 Hey, you guys. Good to see you. 286 00:11:13,214 --> 00:11:15,424 Randy, Marcus. 287 00:11:15,466 --> 00:11:16,716 Take it easy. 288 00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:18,429 I'll catch up with you guys later. 289 00:11:18,469 --> 00:11:21,429 [chuckles] Locker room hijinks. 290 00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:27,349 Dennis, you know, I talked to Coach Finelli. 291 00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:28,805 Great guy, huh? 292 00:11:31,273 --> 00:11:33,323 [sighs] 293 00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:35,949 He's cutting me from the team, right? 294 00:11:35,986 --> 00:11:36,946 Better you should learn from me 295 00:11:36,987 --> 00:11:39,157 than off an bulletin board, huh? 296 00:11:40,324 --> 00:11:42,124 Hey, I knew it would happen. 297 00:11:42,159 --> 00:11:44,499 I thought this whole thing was just a joke to you. 298 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:47,417 Uh, yeah, yeah, it's just, I, uh.. 299 00:11:47,456 --> 00:11:48,536 I-I never expected to be 300 00:11:48,582 --> 00:11:49,752 humiliated by a bunch of guys 301 00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:51,462 that I laugh at and make jokes about, you know? 302 00:11:51,502 --> 00:11:52,752 Oh, yeah, the guys that smash 303 00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:54,165 the beer cans on their foreheads. 304 00:11:54,213 --> 00:11:56,223 Yeah, those are the guys. 305 00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:58,427 And I can't be on their team. 306 00:11:58,467 --> 00:12:00,757 I got a higher IQ than most of their weights. 307 00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:01,933 [scoffs] But you know what? 308 00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:02,931 I-I'll get over it. 309 00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:04,222 You know, uh, who wants to hang around 310 00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:05,385 with a bunch of guys whose lips move 311 00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:06,603 when they read a stop sign? 312 00:12:06,642 --> 00:12:08,482 [chuckles] 313 00:12:08,519 --> 00:12:10,939 [inhales] You know, Dennis.. 314 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:12,230 ...the more you joke about this 315 00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:14,233 the more I know you're hurting. 316 00:12:16,902 --> 00:12:18,742 Hey, come on, Mr. Moore. I mean, come on. 317 00:12:18,779 --> 00:12:19,909 These are guys who throw a party 318 00:12:19,947 --> 00:12:23,447 every time they get a nosebleed. 319 00:12:23,492 --> 00:12:25,412 That is what I mean. 320 00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:29,584 Uh.. 321 00:12:29,623 --> 00:12:31,083 ...Mr. Moore.. 322 00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:33,960 Uh.. 323 00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:37,973 Actually, uh, I don't feel too good about this. 324 00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:39,257 I know. 325 00:12:40,384 --> 00:12:43,434 It's like, those guys have something I don't. 326 00:12:43,471 --> 00:12:47,141 You have any idea what that is? 327 00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:49,643 [inhales] There's a guy.. 328 00:12:49,685 --> 00:12:51,515 ...half my size 329 00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:52,652 a-and he's coming at me 330 00:12:52,688 --> 00:12:54,518 and he's got this look in his eye, like 331 00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:56,775 like-like he doesn't care what happens to him. 332 00:12:56,817 --> 00:12:58,147 'And-and-and I start thinking to myself.' 333 00:12:58,194 --> 00:12:59,454 I start thinking and thinking, you know 334 00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:01,317 this guy could really hurt me. 335 00:13:01,363 --> 00:13:02,783 And, and I want to stop him, Mr. Moore 336 00:13:02,823 --> 00:13:06,833 I.. But I-I just, I become a human turnstile. 337 00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:08,289 You know, I tell myself, "Oh, it's okay, Dennis. 338 00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:09,749 "You know, you know, you're just being cautious 339 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,789 you're just being careful, but.." 340 00:13:11,832 --> 00:13:13,422 But.. 341 00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:15,839 ...I-I am a wimp. 342 00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:18,961 I guess I just don't have any.. 343 00:13:19,006 --> 00:13:20,256 [sighs] 344 00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:24,347 Any what? 345 00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:28,472 I'm even afraid to say it. 346 00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:31,805 Guts, Mr. Moore. I'm a coward. 347 00:13:34,396 --> 00:13:35,516 'You know what though?' 348 00:13:35,564 --> 00:13:37,444 Who needs it, huh? Who needs it? 349 00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:39,113 I'm going to MIT, Mr. Moore. 350 00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:40,821 So, you know, courage, I mean, come on! 351 00:13:40,861 --> 00:13:41,991 Who needs it, anyway? 352 00:13:42,029 --> 00:13:43,319 Well, it's just not 353 00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:44,784 your kind of courage, okay? 354 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,874 What are you talking about? I just told you I don't have any. 355 00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:48,369 Sure you do, you walk around saying 356 00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:49,660 you're smarter than everybody else. 357 00:13:49,703 --> 00:13:51,623 That takes, uh, some kind of guts. 358 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,174 - Come on. - Okay. 359 00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:54,877 You, you sneak into 360 00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:55,837 the principal's office. 361 00:13:55,876 --> 00:13:57,206 You stuff his file cabinets 362 00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:58,463 full of rubber snakes. 363 00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:01,764 That takes some...nerve. 364 00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:03,179 - That's good. - Yeah. 365 00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:05,217 But football is a little different. 366 00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:07,761 See, this takes a, a kind of pure 367 00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:09,135 raw physical courage. 368 00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:12,271 That's something that not everybody has. 369 00:14:13,769 --> 00:14:15,729 - You're right. - 'Hm.' 370 00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:18,234 You're right, Mr. Moore. 371 00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:19,234 [chuckles] 372 00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:20,685 I mean, anybody who is stupid enough 373 00:14:20,734 --> 00:14:22,654 to stick around when they know they could get hurt 374 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:23,815 deserves what they get. 375 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:26,453 Yeah, like, uh, police and firefighters 376 00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:27,910 search and rescue workers. 377 00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:29,790 People that deal with AIDS patients. 378 00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:30,947 Alright, alright. 379 00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:32,575 I guess I'm not like them. 380 00:14:32,621 --> 00:14:36,001 Well, Dennis, you have your own kind of courage. 381 00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:38,381 - Really? - Sure. 382 00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:40,419 It's inside you and you just 383 00:14:40,462 --> 00:14:42,302 have to find it. 384 00:14:42,339 --> 00:14:44,339 How? 385 00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:45,893 Well, if not here 386 00:14:45,926 --> 00:14:47,966 then somewhere else. 387 00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:50,221 (Finelli) 'Blunden.' 388 00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:52,024 See me after your shower. 389 00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:55,564 Yeah, sure thing, coach. 390 00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:02,743 You got a few minutes? 391 00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:04,316 Sure, Chuck. 392 00:15:04,361 --> 00:15:05,201 Charlie. 393 00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:07,907 [instrumental music] 394 00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:11,413 Cleopatra, you watch your voice level. 395 00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:12,752 Everybody concentrate. 396 00:15:12,786 --> 00:15:15,076 Maybe we'll be outta here before midnight, okay? 397 00:15:15,122 --> 00:15:18,332 Abe Lincoln, you're speaking to Marie Antoinette. 398 00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:22,342 Madam.. 399 00:15:22,379 --> 00:15:23,589 ...you've been described 400 00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:26,261 as frivolous, vain 401 00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:27,640 contemptuous of your people 402 00:15:27,676 --> 00:15:28,756 a traitor to your country 403 00:15:28,802 --> 00:15:30,932 isn't that right? 404 00:15:30,971 --> 00:15:33,141 Mr. Moore, isn't that a little harsh? 405 00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:35,312 I mean, I don't think she saw herself as a traitor. 406 00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:37,481 She was as much a prisoner of her class as anyone else. 407 00:15:37,519 --> 00:15:39,519 Her class just happened to be royalty. 408 00:15:39,563 --> 00:15:40,983 Okay, the thing is.. 409 00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:43,483 Where's the joke? W-what happened to my joke? 410 00:15:43,525 --> 00:15:45,275 You don't wanna do that joke. 411 00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:47,449 Oh, I gave up "The Ides of March" 412 00:15:47,488 --> 00:15:49,238 I'm not giving this up. 413 00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:50,371 Okay. 414 00:15:50,407 --> 00:15:52,077 Uh, Mr. Lincoln, once again please 415 00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:55,617 from "Traitor" and do the joke. 416 00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:58,333 A traitor to your country, isn't that right? 417 00:15:58,374 --> 00:16:00,634 Yes, and I was beheaded at the Bastille. 418 00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:01,498 Well, young lady 419 00:16:01,543 --> 00:16:03,633 beats being shot in the theater. 420 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,046 Alright, you win. 421 00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:09,642 Thank you. 422 00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:10,757 (Sarah) 'Dennis!' 423 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:13,143 I'm sorry, is this where I do the kite bit? 424 00:16:13,180 --> 00:16:15,470 [indistinct chatter] 425 00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:17,176 I hate him. 426 00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:20,146 You know, it's bad enough we have to do this. 427 00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:23,395 No, I love it, Dr. Samuels. 428 00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:25,650 Bu-but, Dennis, if we don't know our lines by now 429 00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:28,243 we're gonna look really stupid. 430 00:16:28,278 --> 00:16:29,908 Uh.. 431 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,620 I'll just sit down now. 432 00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:35,577 You got a problem here, Dennis? 433 00:16:35,619 --> 00:16:38,079 I got a lot on my mind, Mr. Moore. 434 00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:39,122 Are you ready for this? 435 00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:41,634 Coach says I might play on Friday. 436 00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:42,787 Congratulations. 437 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,795 [indistinct chatter] 438 00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:47,717 Gee, Dennis, you must be really good. 439 00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:49,676 [exhales] I don't know, Jawaharlal. 440 00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:52,137 Coach said Madison has a really-really brutal team 441 00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:54,137 and there might be a lot of injuries and.. 442 00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:55,719 ...I might come in handy. 443 00:16:55,764 --> 00:16:57,644 - Oh, no. - No. 444 00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:58,733 Forget football. 445 00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:00,727 Concentrate on Franklin. 446 00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:01,649 He can't. 447 00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:03,307 Obviously, he's terrified. 448 00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:06,185 Every time he starts to think of his next line 449 00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:07,573 he hears bones cracking 450 00:17:07,609 --> 00:17:10,239 tendons snapping, ankles twisting 451 00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:11,319 teeth losing-- 452 00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:13,163 Janice, shut up. 453 00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:16,238 Well, you don't have to worry about that, Dennis 454 00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:19,245 because the contest has been changed to 5:00 p.m. 455 00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:21,708 'That's in conflict with the game.' 456 00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:23,169 I just saved your life. 457 00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:24,588 Wait a minute, uh, Dennis 458 00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:26,126 is that what you wanna do? 459 00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:27,760 Uh, actually, it's-it's not-- 460 00:17:27,796 --> 00:17:29,296 Now, you've been talking about wanting 461 00:17:29,339 --> 00:17:30,759 to find out a few things. 462 00:17:30,799 --> 00:17:33,719 This'll be a great opportunity. 463 00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:35,221 You're right. 464 00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:36,722 Dr. Samuels, I'm sorry. 465 00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:37,974 I gotta play football. 466 00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:39,885 - Oh.. - Oh.. 467 00:17:39,933 --> 00:17:43,103 Guys, you see.. 468 00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:44,645 I gotta get out there 469 00:17:44,688 --> 00:17:46,768 and play on Friday. 470 00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:47,855 [inhales] 471 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:50,490 I-I gotta prove to myself that I-I'm not a.. 472 00:17:50,527 --> 00:17:51,607 [sighs] 473 00:17:51,653 --> 00:17:55,073 I gotta prove to myself that I'm not a wimp. 474 00:17:55,115 --> 00:17:56,525 You understand? 475 00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:01,207 - Lots of luck, man. - Thanks. 476 00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:04,246 Dennis, I order you to be in the show. 477 00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:05,751 Now, wait a minute, maybe I can do both. 478 00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:08,463 You know, if I take the right trains and everything 479 00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:10,134 No way. 480 00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:11,422 Excuse me, Dr. Samuels? 481 00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:12,505 I think, in this case 482 00:18:12,549 --> 00:18:14,589 the director outranks the writer. 483 00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:17,135 Um, can you get here, Dennis? 484 00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:18,429 - Uh, yeah-- - 'Yeah, sure you can.' 485 00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:19,562 All you gotta do is, after the game 486 00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:20,678 you get on the D train 487 00:18:20,724 --> 00:18:22,184 from King's highway to 42nd street. 488 00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:24,096 You get off and take the Grand Central across town. 489 00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:26,274 - I take the Lexington Avenue.. - Right, get off the 86. 490 00:18:26,313 --> 00:18:27,863 'Boom, you're there, on the dot.' 491 00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:29,778 Sounds like a good plan to me. 492 00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:30,687 Thanks, guys. 493 00:18:30,734 --> 00:18:32,954 - It's done. - Thank you, Mr. Moore. 494 00:18:32,986 --> 00:18:34,026 Whoo! 495 00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:35,241 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 496 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:36,370 Anything goes wrong 497 00:18:36,406 --> 00:18:39,406 guess who I hold responsible? 498 00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:41,041 [instrumental music] 499 00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:44,118 My hands will close around his neck. 500 00:18:44,164 --> 00:18:46,544 I will squeeze gently at first. 501 00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:48,423 My fingers tightening 502 00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:50,210 ever so slowly. 503 00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:51,464 And that's for Mr. Moore. 504 00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:54,505 You can't imagine what I'll do to Dennis. Hah! 505 00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:56,140 I can't believe he's not here. 506 00:18:56,176 --> 00:18:58,596 Well, what are we gonna do now? 507 00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:01,177 Just study your lines! 508 00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:03,809 You're on in five minutes. 509 00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:05,271 Where's Benjamin Franklin? 510 00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:08,440 He's right where I said he'd be. Missing! 511 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:10,650 Tell them to put some other school on next. 512 00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:13,281 But we'll lose points for not being ready. 513 00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:16,028 Blown away by Dennis Blunden. 514 00:19:16,071 --> 00:19:17,611 Uh, not necessarily. 515 00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:19,736 "Not necessarily." 516 00:19:19,783 --> 00:19:20,663 Do you realize 517 00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:22,081 what a disaster this is? 518 00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:23,369 Well, if you stop screaming maybe 519 00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:25,582 we could solve the problem, okay? 520 00:19:25,622 --> 00:19:26,962 How? 521 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:29,289 As Ben Franklin might have said 522 00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:30,384 to Martin Scorsese 523 00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:33,379 "God helps those who help themselves." 524 00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:35,972 [instrumental music] 525 00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:39,474 At Versailles, we celebrated the events of the day 526 00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:40,721 by our hairstyles. 527 00:19:40,762 --> 00:19:42,012 When your American revolution 528 00:19:42,055 --> 00:19:44,385 was a topic of conversation in Paris 529 00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:45,773 Madame de Pompadour and I 530 00:19:45,809 --> 00:19:47,059 wore wigs three feet high 531 00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:49,982 with red, white, and blue flags. 532 00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:53,065 I'll drink to that. 533 00:19:53,108 --> 00:19:54,478 How appropriate. 534 00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:55,356 Trash like you 535 00:19:55,402 --> 00:19:58,452 celebrating rabble like them. 536 00:19:58,488 --> 00:20:01,158 Hardly rabble, Your Majesty. 537 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,330 The American Revolution 538 00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:05,117 was an aristocratic enterprise. 539 00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:08,582 The country was stolen by.. 540 00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:10,674 ...greedy merchants, land owners 541 00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:13,589 and...politicians. 542 00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,179 [clattering] 543 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,757 I can explain everything. Where's my costume? 544 00:20:19,801 --> 00:20:21,761 Don't worry about that now. Wh-what happened to you? 545 00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:23,813 Huh? Oh, I dislocated my shoulder. 546 00:20:23,847 --> 00:20:25,557 - What happened? - Well.. 547 00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:26,599 It was late in the game. 548 00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:28,102 Players were dropping like flies. 549 00:20:28,143 --> 00:20:29,483 I'm sitting on the bench, hyperventilating 550 00:20:29,519 --> 00:20:30,769 I'm telling you, Mr. Moore, it was 551 00:20:30,812 --> 00:20:32,112 the scariest afternoon of my life. 552 00:20:32,147 --> 00:20:34,187 Dennis, I can see that. What happened? 553 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,443 Well, coach comes up to me and he says 554 00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:37,574 "Blunden" and before I can say "He left" 555 00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:38,611 he goes, "Get in there!" 556 00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:40,244 So, I'm walking out on the field. 557 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:41,370 I can't feel my feet 558 00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:43,026 I can't see, I can't hear 559 00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:44,115 it was like, it was like 560 00:20:44,159 --> 00:20:45,829 everything was in slow motion. 561 00:20:45,869 --> 00:20:47,119 'Next thing I know, they're running a play' 562 00:20:47,162 --> 00:20:48,582 they hand the ball off to this guy 563 00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:49,792 I'm telling you, Mr. Moore, he had to be 564 00:20:49,831 --> 00:20:51,251 Arnold Schwarzenegger's big brother 565 00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:53,541 and he's coming right at me. 566 00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:55,415 And-and there's a voice inside my head screaming 567 00:20:55,462 --> 00:20:56,632 "Run, run, get out of the way!" 568 00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:58,382 But there's 2000 other voices screaming 569 00:20:58,423 --> 00:20:59,343 "Stop him, stop him!" 570 00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:00,973 - Right. - I was outvoted. 571 00:21:01,009 --> 00:21:02,389 Next thing I know, my body 572 00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:03,967 smashes into his head on. 573 00:21:04,012 --> 00:21:05,722 And I hear the screaming 574 00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:07,064 and it was awful, Mr. Moore 575 00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,559 'cause I realized it was me. 576 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:11,020 And that's when I found out I dislocated my shoulder. 577 00:21:11,061 --> 00:21:12,851 A real football injury, ain't it great? 578 00:21:12,896 --> 00:21:14,896 Did you stop the guy? 579 00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:16,730 You bet I stopped him. 580 00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:18,935 Dennis, I am so proud of you. 581 00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:20,946 [grunts] 582 00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:21,908 God, does that hurt! 583 00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:24,317 - I'm sorry, really. - Ah! 584 00:21:28,161 --> 00:21:29,411 Look, I better get into my costume. 585 00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:30,714 They're probably waiting out there. 586 00:21:30,747 --> 00:21:32,707 No, somebody else is using 587 00:21:32,749 --> 00:21:33,999 your costume at the moment. 588 00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:35,792 - Come here. - Who? 589 00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:39,506 [knocking on door] 590 00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:42,508 After three days 591 00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:46,761 fish and house guests begin to stink. 592 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:49,096 Oh, no, you didn't. 593 00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:50,811 I had to. 594 00:21:50,851 --> 00:21:53,481 [instrumental music] 595 00:21:56,773 --> 00:21:59,073 [instrumental music] 596 00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:00,940 Last place. 597 00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:02,896 Can you believe it? Last place. 598 00:22:02,946 --> 00:22:04,066 What makes me really angry 599 00:22:04,114 --> 00:22:07,534 is that Dr. Samuels got an honorable mention. 600 00:22:08,493 --> 00:22:10,163 He was good. 601 00:22:11,788 --> 00:22:13,458 You guys promise you're not mad at me? 602 00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:15,958 Are you kidding? I'm jealous. You got out of the play. 603 00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:18,671 And all you have to do is wear that sling for a while. 604 00:22:18,712 --> 00:22:22,132 I'll live in shame for the rest of my life. 605 00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:23,184 Morning, everybody. 606 00:22:23,216 --> 00:22:24,586 - Morning. - Mr. Moore. 607 00:22:24,634 --> 00:22:25,804 I, uh, assume 608 00:22:25,844 --> 00:22:28,224 we've all recovered from last Friday. 609 00:22:28,263 --> 00:22:29,393 - Well.. - Yeah. 610 00:22:29,431 --> 00:22:31,101 I hope so, because you're gonna 611 00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:32,391 need your energy today. 612 00:22:32,434 --> 00:22:34,104 We are beginning an exciting 613 00:22:34,144 --> 00:22:35,854 period in American history. 614 00:22:35,896 --> 00:22:37,396 The Eisenhower years. 615 00:22:37,439 --> 00:22:39,319 Uh, Mr. Moore, if you don't mind, I'd like to take a minute 616 00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:41,938 to say something to say to the class. 617 00:22:41,985 --> 00:22:43,985 I-I just wanted to tell you guys 618 00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:45,609 that I really appreciate you guys 619 00:22:45,655 --> 00:22:47,815 understanding about my having to miss 620 00:22:47,866 --> 00:22:49,656 the living history thing so that.. 621 00:22:49,701 --> 00:22:53,001 ...I could play in my first and last football game. 622 00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:54,498 I'm also really glad that I got a chance 623 00:22:54,539 --> 00:22:57,249 to see the end of your performances, because.. 624 00:22:57,292 --> 00:23:00,092 ...that gives me the opportunity to say.. 625 00:23:00,128 --> 00:23:02,758 [laughing] 626 00:23:07,094 --> 00:23:09,474 Would anyone like a shot at his other shoulder? 627 00:23:09,513 --> 00:23:12,273 [instrumental music] 628 00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:16,726 [theme music] 629 00:23:44,172 --> 00:23:46,682 [music continues]