1 00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:11,550 (romantic waltz music) 2 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:42,115 (Instrumental version "Pigalle, Pigalle") 3 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:13,760 (romantic waltz music) 4 00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:55,800 (happy music) 5 00:02:12,760 --> 00:02:14,558 (horn) 6 00:02:14,680 --> 00:02:18,310 Yes, yes! Another bus like that from this Cosmos travel agency. 7 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:21,877 I would this Mr. Eisenbauer I prefer to shoot at the moon. 8 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:25,357 He's definitely coming back alive again! 9 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:29,157 No, I would put him in one American rocket stuck. 10 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:31,432 Be happy, that we have this man. 11 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:35,520 Without his tourists we would have starved to death long ago. 12 00:02:35,640 --> 00:02:39,350 (horn) Yes, yes, I'm coming! 13 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:44,394 Please go down now and show it people the historical rooms. 14 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:45,870 Yes, aunt. 15 00:02:46,640 --> 00:02:50,839 But don't keep talking about the nobility. There could also be socialists there. 16 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:54,431 Now this terrible thing comes again Leadership and I have to play the fool. 17 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:57,070 That's what you expect from a count, Bobby. 18 00:02:57,320 --> 00:03:00,518 I know, nobility obliges. I'm going now and throw myself into the costume. 19 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:02,433 And when you come back... 20 00:03:02,560 --> 00:03:03,880 Did you say something, aunt? 21 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:06,954 I think I'll get it my influenza again. 22 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:09,711 I beg you, say cold, that sounds cheaper. 23 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:15,680 (courtly music) 24 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:18,556 Count Bobby Pinelski! 25 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:22,989 (American accent) Count Bobby is still supposed to be much more original than the whole castle. 26 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:25,112 But hopefully younger! 27 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:35,434 Hello, kiss your hands, especially the most precious ones 28 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:38,914 Ladies! May I ask... 29 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:48,359 (courtly music) 30 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:09,270 Here in this room, my very ladies and... yes, 31 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:13,190 I saw it as a very small child the light of the world. 32 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:18,715 (women murmur) By the way, all alone, because my wife, mom, was going to the spa. 33 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:26,272 Here is the historic tub in which I always had too hot baths as a child. 34 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:30,232 In donkey milk, well, you'll notice that about me... 35 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:33,956 That black spot is the historical place, 36 00:04:34,320 --> 00:04:38,917 where my nurse hit me with her head dropped onto the stone pavement. 37 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:43,354 That's why it's going to happen today Called "cobblestones". 38 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:46,793 We now have parquet floors. 39 00:04:47,640 --> 00:04:50,917 Because of historical events This room is also called... 40 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:54,317 - Count Bobby Room? - No, Maria Stuart Room. 41 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:58,440 Because this is where the famous one became Scottish Queen murdered. 42 00:04:58,560 --> 00:05:01,632 - Here? - No... Yes. Almost murdered. 43 00:05:01,960 --> 00:05:04,759 The conspirators were already lying in wait for them, 44 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:10,080 but she was able to at the last moment save because she stayed in Scotland. 45 00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:14,558 It was probably hers as a Scottish woman the trip is too expensive. 46 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:17,196 What else do we have? Yes, that's still interesting. 47 00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:20,718 This is Kunibert's helmet, the bold one. 48 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:23,391 He used to hold him like this often. 49 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:27,275 And when he turned that tap, A red liquid flowed out. 50 00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:29,870 - Oh, blood? - No, burgundy. 51 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:34,071 This wing of the castle used to be a mill, 52 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:36,920 which belonged to a miller named Klaps. 53 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:40,636 The vernacular She still calls it a “loony bin” today. 54 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:43,913 This is Jaromir's toothpick, the irascible one. 55 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:48,632 Please, gentlemen, Now follow me to the ancestral hall. 56 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:54,000 My gentlemen, what you see here is nothing more 57 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:59,240 as a large format family album. 58 00:05:59,640 --> 00:06:04,760 May I announce: Count Robby, the crazy one. 59 00:06:05,720 --> 00:06:08,315 Count Dobby, the crazy one. 60 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:11,389 And here is Count Mobby, the Terrible. 61 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:14,160 - Why terrible? - He was terribly crazy. 62 00:06:14,760 --> 00:06:17,673 And the same thing with Count Kuno. 63 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:20,799 And there is Count Bruno, the stupid one. 64 00:06:20,920 --> 00:06:23,071 Please, come on, don't be afraid. 65 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:26,359 This is Count Snobby, the knee-jerk. 66 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:27,914 That's nothing. 67 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:30,954 And there is Count Bobby, the witty one. 68 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:35,955 The inventor of the world famous Count Bobby jokes. 69 00:06:36,440 --> 00:06:40,673 My name is Eisenbauer. I am Director of Cosmos-Reisen AG. 70 00:06:41,120 --> 00:06:44,192 Mrs. Piper, my name is in Vienna warmly welcome! 71 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:48,234 (American accent) Thank you, Mr. Eisenbauer, I'm happy to be back in Vienna. 72 00:06:48,520 --> 00:06:51,592 Me too. I'm happy, that I may be of service to you. 73 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:54,435 I have myself Your itinerary put together. 74 00:06:54,760 --> 00:06:56,991 Everything worked out, down to the smallest detail. 75 00:06:57,120 --> 00:07:00,636 Your European trip will be worthy of a millionaire. 76 00:07:01,160 --> 00:07:04,119 - billionaire. - Forgive the slight understatement. 77 00:07:04,760 --> 00:07:07,116 This is us: 78 00:07:07,240 --> 00:07:09,516 My mother was born Blackwell. 79 00:07:10,160 --> 00:07:12,311 I hope you smoke too only Blackwell cigars. 80 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:15,638 Naturally. From now on, definitely. 81 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:17,314 (phone rings) 82 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:23,118 - Telephone. - Should I? - Naturally. - Please. 83 00:07:25,720 --> 00:07:28,189 Hello? Please apartment 310-312. 84 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:30,831 Mrs. Piper is wanted from Chicago. 85 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:35,795 Hello Chicago? One moment, please. 86 00:07:38,720 --> 00:07:43,033 (American accent) Can you tell me when Mrs. Piper arrived from Chicago? 87 00:07:43,440 --> 00:07:47,195 - About 10 minutes ago, sir. - Ahh. With your daughter? - Yes. 88 00:07:47,320 --> 00:07:49,710 And Mr. Eisenbauer from the travel agency Cosmos. 89 00:07:50,280 --> 00:07:52,670 So? That is nice. Thank you very much. 90 00:07:53,160 --> 00:07:56,676 - Chicago is coming soon. Please! - Thanks! 91 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:58,878 Oh, sorry! 92 00:07:59,320 --> 00:08:02,870 -Hello? - This is probably daddy, he wants to know how the flight was. 93 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:06,996 If he were so loving, I would have not to divorce him. 94 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:10,909 Besides, he doesn't know where we are. I didn't tell him that. 95 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:20,398 (smart music) 96 00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:33,676 - (Austrian dialect) I am Josef Povidel. - O... 97 00:08:36,720 --> 00:08:41,476 -How do you do? - I thought your name was Schlippery. 98 00:08:41,800 --> 00:08:43,757 Yes, Slippery, that's my name too. 99 00:08:43,880 --> 00:08:46,440 - Because, you said "how..."? - How do you do. 100 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:50,031 - That's how we say "How are you?" - Yes, thanks, I'm fine. - Fine. 101 00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:53,511 - The Harry who is what my brother has me this telegram from Chica... - Psst. 102 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:56,916 - Do you have to be so loud? - No, I don't have to. 103 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:59,715 - Then sit down. - I'm so free. 104 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:05,398 - We should shoot something together. - So please, what words! 105 00:09:05,520 --> 00:09:09,753 I have the same as the telegram from Harry, who is my brother, came, 106 00:09:09,880 --> 00:09:11,951 Bought an oxygen welding machine. 107 00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:14,549 Yes, you can leave it at home your sweating system. 108 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:19,711 They are for me as just a local certain assistance has been allocated. 109 00:09:20,040 --> 00:09:22,874 We're supposed to here watching a lady and her daughter. 110 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:25,754 - Nothing else? - Sorry, with more I cannot serve you. 111 00:09:26,120 --> 00:09:28,510 - Is she at least pretty? - I don't know that. 112 00:09:28,640 --> 00:09:31,030 I'm not interested in that either I'm just doing my duty. 113 00:09:31,160 --> 00:09:35,871 I was called while on vacation in Nice and summoned me here. 114 00:09:36,560 --> 00:09:39,200 All I know is that the lady Mrs. Piper's name is, 115 00:09:39,320 --> 00:09:41,710 that she has been for a quarter of an hour lives in this hotel 116 00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:46,073 and that a Mr. Eisenbauer looks after them. 117 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:50,713 Ironworker? From the travel agency Cosmos? Joseph knows him. 118 00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:54,830 - Tell me, who is this Joseph? - I. 119 00:09:56,280 --> 00:10:00,320 All people call me Joseph. Why shouldn't I also say Joseph? 120 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:04,996 Such infamy! That's like your father. 121 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:09,713 - What's up? - He has a temporary one Injunction against the will obtained. 122 00:10:09,960 --> 00:10:12,953 You don't even need to unpack! We'll fly back immediately. 123 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:15,117 Back? That's impossible. 124 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:18,312 Why is that impossible? Are there no more planes flying to America? 125 00:10:18,440 --> 00:10:23,151 Yes, but I have at least Hotels reserved for you in 27 cities, 126 00:10:23,280 --> 00:10:25,954 Deposits made. How should I? cancel all this? 127 00:10:26,480 --> 00:10:29,518 Don't worry, Mr. Eisenbauer Rooms will not be canceled. 128 00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:33,436 - What does this mean? - I won't fly back. 129 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:36,599 You promised me Europe, a 3 month trip. 130 00:10:37,080 --> 00:10:40,471 I could know that your father is stabbing us in the back? 131 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:43,636 The hearing is in a few days. I have to go back. 132 00:10:43,760 --> 00:10:45,479 Yes, but not me. 133 00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:49,516 Do you think I'll leave you alone? this immoral continent? 134 00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:53,876 Why alone? Maybe with one our renowned travel companions? 135 00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:57,270 No, then he takes this ignorant child 136 00:10:57,400 --> 00:11:00,472 and drags it to Gretna Green, to get married. No! 137 00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:03,593 That's already too many American ones Happens to billionaires' daughters. 138 00:11:03,720 --> 00:11:06,758 Madam, how about a lady? 139 00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:09,998 An original Austrian aristocrat. 140 00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:12,510 With a guaranteed genuine, ancient tree. 141 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:16,431 - An aristocrat? With a tree? - Yes, with a family tree. 142 00:11:16,560 --> 00:11:19,632 I know a very distinguished lady, who has worked for us several times. 143 00:11:20,040 --> 00:11:22,350 A certain one Countess Henriette von Ratzeberg. 144 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:25,117 (sneeze) 145 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:30,798 Such rubbish! Crap sniffles. 146 00:11:30,920 --> 00:11:35,392 Bobby, where to stay the tissues? 147 00:11:38,040 --> 00:11:41,158 (smart music) 148 00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:43,360 (sneeze) 149 00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:53,117 Please, aunt, I beg you: never in another direction. 150 00:11:53,640 --> 00:11:58,078 You know how easily I get infected. Germs are flying at me. - But only those! 151 00:11:58,360 --> 00:12:00,875 (Bell) Sorry, aunt. 152 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:01,956 Bob...! 153 00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:06,675 (exciting music) 154 00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:10,597 (Viennese dialect) Hello Bobby, look, who is there: The Mucki! 155 00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:12,996 - Hello, Mucki! - Good bye! 156 00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:17,080 I'm just here to tell you that I actually don't have any time. 157 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:21,952 I have to travel urgently, you know, namely to Geneva. 158 00:12:22,360 --> 00:12:27,037 - What are you doing? - I have to for mine Write something decent in the newspaper. 159 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:30,232 Not always just who is with you who and when and where. 160 00:12:30,360 --> 00:12:35,799 I know from my cousin that President of the African state, 161 00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:40,392 Masawiki Kasamututu, incognito... 162 00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:42,671 But that's a long name. 163 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:45,793 No, incognito is no longer part of the name. 164 00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:48,754 - Where did I stop? - There. - Yes, that's right. 165 00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:52,112 Well, he's in Geneva and I want to interview him. 166 00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:57,318 - Why that one? - Before he became president, 167 00:12:57,440 --> 00:13:02,469 he was a chef on a ship. His father was still a man-eater. 168 00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:05,036 And I would like to have a few cooking recipes. 169 00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:10,830 Because I don't know how to make one Editor-in-Chief prepared in vinegar and oil. 170 00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:14,631 - Are you still so angry? him? - It's already wearing off. 171 00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:19,477 (smart music) 172 00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:23,358 What are you looking at? 173 00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:26,559 - Your shoes! - Elegant, huh? 174 00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:29,635 I still have a pair like this at home. 175 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:33,077 (happy music) 176 00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:36,432 (sing) We are two jokers, are known everywhere, 177 00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:40,152 The Bobby and the Mucki, that's what we're called. 178 00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:43,751 They say that we two are stupid, but we don't care about it. 179 00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:47,317 There's no question of stupid, We're just a bit stupid. 180 00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:50,877 If all people were clever, That wouldn't be life at all. 181 00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:54,318 There it would be on earth only professors give. 182 00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:57,758 You are finally and finitely yes, not a dictionary. 183 00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:01,278 There you go, you don't say anything, people just talk about it. 184 00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:12,039 I have rheumatism I don't know what that is. 185 00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:15,672 Think about whether you haven't recently you're caught in a draft. 186 00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:19,351 You, Mucki, that would be possible I took the train once. 187 00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:22,791 I had a window seat, There was a tremendous draft there. 188 00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:26,392 It would be very easy for me requests a passenger, 189 00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:29,957 that if he doesn't mind, the place swaps with you. 190 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:33,391 That wasn't possible, because I was alone in the wagon. 191 00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:36,912 There you go, you don't say anything, people just talk about it. 192 00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:54,952 I heard in the Jockey Club tell Count Rudi, 193 00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:58,551 you would have had an accident with your dare. 194 00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:01,832 It was a misunderstanding we drove across Vienna 195 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:05,598 with a hundred kilometers, me and Comtesse Pauline. 196 00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:09,112 Then a police officer stops me and says to me: "My Lord, 197 00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:12,677 you drive through a city at fifty and no more." 198 00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:16,192 That was a misunderstanding I thought per person. 199 00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:19,399 There you go, don't say anything people just talk about it. 200 00:15:27,480 --> 00:15:30,712 Today I had fun, but please use discretion. 201 00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:34,198 I said before the opera sits a chameleon. 202 00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:37,711 That's why it's so black for people, now I can understand it, 203 00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:41,357 and everyone tried hard to see the chameleon. 204 00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:44,958 People are so stupid today like they've never been before. 205 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:48,637 But now you have to forgive I have to go to the opera. 206 00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:51,918 Maybe it really sits there a chameleon. 207 00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:55,558 There you go, you don't say anything, people just talk about it. 208 00:15:56,080 --> 00:16:01,917 There you go, you don't say anything, people just talk about it. 209 00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:07,671 I still don't know what it's about this Mrs. Piper is all about. 210 00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:11,070 - About her daughter, Josef. - About my daughter? 211 00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:14,632 - I don't have a daughter at all. - No, not about your daughter, about her daughter. 212 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:17,709 And besides, by 3 million, inherited from her grandmother. 213 00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:20,400 Not from your grandmother, from her grandmother. 214 00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:24,038 The worried father wants to know exactly where mother and daughter are 215 00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:26,072 and what they do, what they do. 216 00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:29,511 He's just as good at that take two private snoopers. 217 00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:34,231 Maybe one day we will have to but once... grab it. 218 00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:37,717 Ah, I'm starting to like this thing. 219 00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:41,557 Do you know, Joseph has something against millionaires. 220 00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:43,674 Bobby! 221 00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:46,190 (dramatic music) 222 00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:52,274 It's true what people say. You're a bit stupid. 223 00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:55,792 I'm just being careful, aunt. (ringing) 224 00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:58,590 That's definitely Mucki, he has forgotten his head again. 225 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:06,514 Stay there, Mr. Eisenbauer, stay there! 226 00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:11,995 I thought you were a Martian. You read so much about it these days. 227 00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:15,234 - Is your aunt at home? - Yes, she has another terrible cold. 228 00:17:15,360 --> 00:17:17,352 What? She won't do that to me! 229 00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:19,039 Wait, you can't go in. 230 00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:21,152 She lies in bed and can see you not received under any circumstances. 231 00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:24,120 - Like that? And when it comes to a lot of money? - Then of course she can. 232 00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:27,076 Mrs. Piper, you will requested again from Chicago. 233 00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:30,154 Already for the second time a conversation from Chicago. 234 00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:33,997 I don't like that. Whether her someone gave a hint from over there? 235 00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:37,877 - What kind of hint? - Because of Slippery. 236 00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:41,315 Oh! Now I'm speaking from me in the third person too! 237 00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:45,236 That's terrible, that's one Catastrophe, a national disaster! 238 00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:49,513 Mrs. Piper specifically asked in advance whether We don't have a flu epidemic either. 239 00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:50,911 (sneeze) 240 00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:55,159 Bring me a bottle of brandy and I am immediately healthy. 241 00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:57,836 And then you're drunk too. Oh! 242 00:17:58,520 --> 00:18:02,309 What are we doing? This will be a disaster! 243 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:09,997 - Oh, Mrs. Countess has a daughter? - I was never married. 244 00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:12,357 That wouldn't be an obstacle. 245 00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:16,032 And who is the beautiful girl, that looks so similar to the Count? 246 00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:20,230 - The beautiful girl is me. - She? 247 00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:22,875 At my school's graduation ceremony I appeared as a merry widow. 248 00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:26,392 (sings) Woe, oh woe... 249 00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:28,075 I know. 250 00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:30,271 He had a huge success. 251 00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:32,797 Yes, especially with a high school superintendent from another city. 252 00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:35,436 He wanted to marry me straight away I was that real. 253 00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:38,553 - Of course, that's salvation! - How? 254 00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:40,718 You have to play your role play again! 255 00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:43,878 - Are you having a charity party? - Am I with the Salvation Army? 256 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,674 With the American woman you should play your female role again. 257 00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:50,158 And the role Countess Henriette von Ratzeberg. 258 00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:53,955 What? Me as Aunt Henriette? Never! 259 00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:56,800 - Think about the money! - Money doesn't play a role for us. 260 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,674 It's always been that way. Not true? You can't tempt me with money. 261 00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:02,271 What do you think I am? 262 00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:05,991 - How much? - All expenses extra and $25 per day. 263 00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:09,397 - What, 25 dollars? - Yes. - No, I won't do it. 264 00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:12,634 But just think of the wonderful one Travel through all the capitals of Europe. 265 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:15,639 In the best hotels I have the most beautiful rooms reserved. 266 00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:17,837 And I should go everywhere live with an old American woman? 267 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,959 Who's talking about the old woman? You should travel with your daughter! 268 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:23,916 - What about the daughter? - Yes, a beautiful girl! 269 00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:27,756 - The daughter? - Yes, an adorable one person! Countess, talk to him! 270 00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:32,074 You'd be a weak substitute for me, but better than nothing. 271 00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:34,557 you know how urgently we need the money. 272 00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:38,352 Count Bobby, strike! Be a man! 273 00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:41,391 I mean: be a woman! 274 00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:45,313 So no, I'm out of practice, You can't ask me to do that. 275 00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:48,433 - Count Bobby! - Mr. Eisenbauer? 276 00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:51,632 - I'll double my offer! - 50 dollars daily! 277 00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:55,720 There's only one thing left: Immediately into the petticoat! 278 00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:58,752 And I still say no. And if I say no, that means no! 279 00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:01,955 May I introduce: Countess Henriette von Ratzeberg! 280 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:07,592 (high voice) Hello everyone! How do you do? 281 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:12,429 I thank you, that you have come, Countess. 282 00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:15,832 Oh no, thank you, that I was allowed to come! 283 00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:17,876 (deep voice) Oh, sorry... 284 00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:21,637 - But you have a strong handshake! - Yes. 285 00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:25,510 - Have you done a lot of sports? - Oh yes, oh yes. Quite. 286 00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:29,271 Murmur, bowl and also some Jiu Jitsu. 287 00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:32,911 Jiu Jitsu? They are exactly the right thing for my daughter! 288 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:35,830 Oh yes, I think so too. 289 00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:39,398 - Hello, my child! - Please, put it down. - Thanks. 290 00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:42,476 - Mr. Eisenbauer! N/a! - Yes. 291 00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:50,193 - Please take a seat, Countess. - Thank you, thank you! 292 00:20:53,880 --> 00:21:00,593 - My daughter can certainly do a lot of things learn from you. - Oh yes, I think so. 293 00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:03,758 - I can still teach her a lot. - In every respect. 294 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:07,837 We have to take very good care of Mary. 295 00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:12,114 There are certain family backgrounds, I'll explain that to you later. 296 00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:17,236 Does that mean that you agree with my choice? 297 00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:21,276 Yes, I agree. Mary, you too? 298 00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:24,879 - Before I fly back to Chicago... - Mary! 299 00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:29,752 You have to forgive, but that's how she is been spoiled by her father... 300 00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:32,395 Oh no, I think your daughter is lovely. 301 00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:35,838 - You have a heart for young girls. - (deep voice) You can do that... 302 00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:38,311 (high voice) You could say that, yes. 303 00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:42,475 Well, Mrs. Piper, I will Have the ticket transferred to the Countess 304 00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:44,512 and for you book the flight to Chicago. 305 00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:47,355 Oh yes, please do that. But not here. 306 00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:50,156 I still have to go with the Countess speak in private. 307 00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:52,756 Here you go! 308 00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:58,878 - Say, Mr. Slippery... - You can save yourself the Mr. 309 00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:02,832 - You're right, dear friend. - You can also save yourself the “you”. 310 00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:06,799 Why do you actually know? my brother so good? 311 00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:11,719 We were there for two years inseparable day and night. 312 00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:14,190 - Ahh. - In the same cell. 313 00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:19,838 You, there is the ironworker. The fat one with the beard. 314 00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:23,238 (exciting, fast music) 315 00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:29,357 (slow, exciting music) 316 00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:40,317 Hello? Yes please, Eisenbauer here. Good day! 317 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:45,034 Mrs. Piper's flight ticket must be rebooked. 318 00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:48,558 To Countess Henriette von Ratzeberg. 319 00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:54,109 Ratzeberg please, no, not dwarf. 320 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:57,199 Mountain, mountain like the Himalayas. Ratzeberg. 321 00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:01,594 I was right. Don't smack your lips like that! 322 00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:04,597 Mrs. Piper has got a hint from over there. 323 00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:09,790 She is now traveling under an assumed name. As Countess Henriette Ratzeberg. 324 00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:12,795 We will be very beautiful experience together, my child. 325 00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:17,550 You will have a lot of fun with me, especially if you know me better. 326 00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:21,829 So Mary, you promised me nice to be obedient. 327 00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:25,032 - And do everything the Countess demands from you. - Yes, mommy. 328 00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:28,119 Good, good. I have that I've always wanted it! 329 00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:31,076 Mrs. Piper, Your machine leaves in two hours. 330 00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:33,750 - You have to get ready. - I'm done. 331 00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:38,913 And you, Countess, fly tomorrow morning at 9:30 a.m. to Paris. 332 00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:42,991 (happy music) 333 00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:46,597 - Thank you! - Please! - Thank you very much! 334 00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:50,392 - Oh, please after you! - Very gracious, sir! 335 00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:55,200 - Who was the lady? - Countess Henriette von Ratzeberg. 336 00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:58,712 A real countess? That is yes an impressive appearance! 337 00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:03,119 - Good day! - Please! - Thanks! 338 00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:08,679 Pardon! Do you allow? 339 00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:12,477 - Please! - Thank you very much. 340 00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:17,919 Thanks! 341 00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:20,590 - Your bag! - Oh, thank you very much! 342 00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:31,390 - May I help you? - I'm incredibly ticklish! 343 00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:34,399 - An adorable feature! I am too. - Yes? 344 00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:42,239 You are a strong man! And a brilliant appearance... 345 00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:44,797 - And what else are you? - American. 346 00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:48,630 Allow me, Cower. Chewing gum manufacturer from Philadelphia. 347 00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:51,480 Do you know my famous one? Tagline: Just chew Cower? 348 00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:53,832 No, I'm not a cowgirl. 349 00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:57,236 Still, you have to try it! 350 00:24:57,360 --> 00:25:00,558 I'll give you a taste here, here you go. 351 00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:03,552 Thank you, we are self-sufficient. 352 00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:12,197 - Who is this guy? - A passenger. 353 00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:14,960 - Haven't you seen him presented? - Yes. 354 00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:19,074 - But it could be a trap. - Oh no, this man is harmless. 355 00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:30,480 - Tastes good, I always chew cower. - How kind of you. 356 00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:32,796 I will give you have a whole ton sent! 357 00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:36,914 - A lovely child, your little daughter. - Mary is not my daughter. 358 00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:41,159 Naturally. It's not even possible at your age, Countess. 359 00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:45,039 - How do you know that I am a countess am? - You can see that straight away. 360 00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:48,073 This noble attitude, this pompous figure, 361 00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:53,559 this historically cut one Race face. Yes, that's aristocracy! 362 00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:57,076 - Excuse me! - Leave me in peace! 363 00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:03,515 - I'll bring you warm water right away! - My friend thanks you, miss. 364 00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:08,519 - I am so sorry! - That doesn't matter at all. I really like fruit salad. 365 00:26:10,120 --> 00:26:12,589 Why do you think? I came to Europe? 366 00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:16,195 - Probably, to sell chewing gum. - Oh no! 367 00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:19,076 To marry a European woman. 368 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:23,676 - Surely you are looking for a woman, who does the washing up herself. - I beg you! 369 00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:27,032 The future Mrs. Cower can be in anyone Rooms have a dishwasher. 370 00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:31,160 No. I'm looking for the European spirit. 371 00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:34,398 - I'm getting really hot. - Yes, it's terribly hot here... 372 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:38,198 I'm looking for nobility. I mean, the nobility of mind. 373 00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:43,751 Believe me, Countess. Also Chewing gum manufacturers have a soul. 374 00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:48,073 Whether you are in Paris of all places will find the right one? 375 00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:50,112 I believe I have already found it. 376 00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:53,393 - Where will Countess live in Paris? - Of course at the Hotel Versailles. 377 00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:57,594 But I live there too! This is a twist of fate. 378 00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:06,236 (French music) 379 00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:17,071 - Mary! - Yes? 380 00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:21,559 - Have you unpacked yet? - Not quite yet. 381 00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:27,038 - What do we start now? - We're leaving to bed. Each for their own, of course. 382 00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:31,190 I didn't come to Paris after all to sleep in the afternoon. 383 00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:34,997 I want to put on a dress now and go somewhere for five o'clock tea. 384 00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:38,553 - But child! - Please Countess, don't call me child. 385 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:42,630 - Please, as you wish, child. Mary. - Child or Mary: I'm going dancing now. 386 00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:44,917 - Well, that's going too far! - What's going too far? 387 00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:48,792 Your behavior! Your definitive explanation “I’m going dancing now.” 388 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,640 Don't forget that you have yours promised mom 389 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,595 all my orders to obey obediently. 390 00:27:55,120 --> 00:27:57,112 So I obediently follow. 391 00:27:57,240 --> 00:28:01,075 That's right, my child. I'm moving back and lie down for an hour. 392 00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:04,113 Yes, me too. I'm terribly tired. 393 00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:06,831 Well then, see you later! 394 00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:12,359 I'll pick you up at eight o'clock, Then we'll go have dinner together. 395 00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:27,720 (slow, erotic music) 396 00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:48,430 (fast, excited music) 397 00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:24,199 Her lovely fingers were in danger of being burned. 398 00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:27,800 N/a? Why are you looking at me like that? 399 00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:32,393 Excuse me, but you see colossally similar to someone. 400 00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:36,714 I'm conceited enough to imagine... to imagine that I only resemble myself. 401 00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:40,877 Is it possible that I already have you know? Or do you have a brother? 402 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,595 No, I'm the last one male offspring of my family. 403 00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:46,713 - The gentlemen wish? - One double whiskey! - Me too. 404 00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:50,117 - Yes indeed. - Tell me, a double whiskey? 405 00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:54,830 - Is that right for you? - I always drink what I want, sir...? 406 00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:58,951 Allow me: Robert by first name, Count Pinelski with his last name. 407 00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:02,437 - But my friends call me Bobby. - Oh, Count Bobby. 408 00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:07,432 It seems to be a count's quality be able to dictate to others. 409 00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:10,155 - I'm traveling with a countess. - So, yes? 410 00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:14,559 "Now go to bed, child. Do Don't do that." Horrible! 411 00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:17,752 - Two whiskeys, please. - Yes, thank you, I need it. 412 00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:22,112 I didn't order, but... Maybe there is a room available after all. 413 00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:27,470 - I don't understand you. - I asked if maybe there is a room available after all. 414 00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:31,397 - Now I understand. But of course, monsieur. - Thanks. 415 00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:39,398 Hands up! 416 00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:43,111 - What's that supposed to mean? - I just wanted to know where the door leads. 417 00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:47,349 In the next room of course, where else? I don't like these individual actions. 418 00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:49,637 - Did you find out anything? - Naturally. 419 00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:54,994 Mrs. Piper, aka Countess Ratzeberg, lives above us in room 439. 420 00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:57,710 That's really good, you can do that maybe pry through the ceiling. 421 00:30:57,880 --> 00:30:59,439 Nothing is being pushed through here. 422 00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:01,917 I still have found out something interesting: 423 00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:04,630 mother and daughter don't live in the same room. 424 00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:09,033 Maybe the old woman is snoring. She looks very much like it. 425 00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:13,470 Hopefully Joseph doesn't snore. He looks a lot like it too. 426 00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:16,150 - Another whiskey, please! - But Mary! 427 00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:20,393 How do you know my name? I didn't tell you. 428 00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:24,589 - I inquired. - After me? When and where? 429 00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:28,919 At the airport when you arrived, I did Saw her and then here in the hall. 430 00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:32,631 - Like that? - Yes. And I'm straight away Went to the porter and asked him 431 00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:34,956 who is this lovely one charming, pretty young lady. 432 00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:39,594 And that's when I found out that you Miss Mary Piper are. Is that right? 433 00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:43,677 But now Miss Piper has to go. Otherwise the Countess will notice that I was out. 434 00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:46,872 - This countess seems to be a dragon be. - You can probably say that. 435 00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:50,911 - Please don't go away, just a dance. - I have to. 436 00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:53,440 (whispers) Go! 437 00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:57,357 (romantic music) 438 00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:08,799 (sings) Don't go away from me, because I need you. 439 00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:21,319 Every word you say is music for me. 440 00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:31,989 And your vow, "I'll never leave you", 441 00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:41,394 makes life for me to the love melody. 442 00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:51,639 All the wonders of this earth, that fade and disappear 443 00:32:53,520 --> 00:33:01,519 before the miracle of love, that two hearts give each other. 444 00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:11,517 And the days of a life become summer bright and beautiful, 445 00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:20,952 if the miracle of love sinks into the hearts. 446 00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:31,592 Don't go away from me, because I need you. 447 00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:40,640 Every word you say is music for me. 448 00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:49,757 And your vow, "I'll never leave you", 449 00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:59,072 makes life for me to the love melody. 450 00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:15,151 - Joseph is tired. - Yes. 451 00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:17,791 Joseph is a sleepyhead. 452 00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:22,437 - So what happened? - I dreamed about dumplings. 453 00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:27,234 To the point: I will now send this waiter in, 454 00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:30,479 and he should determine whether she is even in her room. 455 00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:36,992 - Hello, waiter! - Please. Slippery! 456 00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:41,990 Bill! Is that the possibility? What are you doing here? 457 00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:44,960 (American accent) You can't tell anyone: I'm working. 458 00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:47,192 - You work? - Yes. 459 00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:49,716 I won't say any more Nobody believes me anyway. 460 00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:54,510 - This one is Josef Powidel from Vienna. - Very pleased, Mr. Colleague. 461 00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:58,395 It's a good thing. So really say: "What are you doing here?" 462 00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:02,754 This will end next week. I'm opening a nightclub. 463 00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:06,079 A nightspot? Where? 464 00:35:06,240 --> 00:35:12,874 (sings) Pigalle, Pigalle, that's the big one Mousetrap in the middle of Paris. 465 00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:19,877 Pigalle, Pigalle, the bacon in this one Mousetrap tastes so sweet. 466 00:35:20,720 --> 00:35:24,077 There you see Turks, Persians, Indians and Chinese. 467 00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:27,678 Whoever is self-respecting in the world has been there. 468 00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:34,840 Pigalle, Pigalle, that's what it's called the big mousetrap in the middle of Paris. 469 00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:38,553 Oh lala, I'm here. 470 00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:42,392 In the beautiful city on the Seine. 471 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:46,072 Oh, I think Paris is so beautiful. 472 00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:50,071 But tonight I saw something great: 473 00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:57,034 Pigalle, Pigalle, that is the big mousetrap in the middle of Paris. 474 00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:04,640 Pigalle, Pigalle, the bacon in this one Mousetrap tastes so sweet. 475 00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:08,318 You see Danes and Germans there Swiss and also Swedes, 476 00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:12,199 then for a lifetime talk about this trip. 477 00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:19,519 Pigalle, Pigalle, that's what it's called the big mousetrap in the middle of Paris. 478 00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:24,559 (variety music) 479 00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:37,877 They all, all, all come to Pigalle 480 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:41,676 and are trapped in the big mousetrap! 481 00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:56,800 Pigalle, Pigalle, that is the big mousetrap in the middle of Paris. 482 00:36:57,720 --> 00:37:03,910 Pigalle, Pigalle, the bacon in this one Mousetrap tastes so sweet. 483 00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:07,832 You see people there of all nationalities, 484 00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:11,637 Francs and dollars are rolling in, German marks and pesetas! 485 00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:19,319 Pigalle, Pigalle, that's what it's called the big mousetrap in the middle of Paris. 486 00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:30,190 (relaxed music) 487 00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:00,753 Here she comes. 488 00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:04,875 (exciting music) 489 00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:19,595 (relaxed music) 490 00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:36,113 Sorry a thousand times, my dear Ms. They look so familiar to me. 491 00:38:36,240 --> 00:38:40,120 Please help me, save me my memory. Who are you? 492 00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:44,753 Muckilein, Muckilein, that you you forgot me so quickly! 493 00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:48,551 We once loved each other. 494 00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:51,190 Like Tarzan and Isolde, yes, yes. 495 00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:56,592 But that's embarrassing for me now. I can't remember. 496 00:38:57,680 --> 00:38:59,751 - Evelyn? - No. - Sorry. 497 00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:02,720 Come in mine Room, you worse. 498 00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:06,478 If you kiss me, you will already figured out who I am. 499 00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:09,232 But now I'm really excited. 500 00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:13,520 - Did you see that? - Of course, I'm not blind. 501 00:39:13,720 --> 00:39:18,317 - He chatted up her. - That will be Mr. Piper will definitely be very interested. 502 00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:21,229 - Cecilia! - No. 503 00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:23,912 - Melanie! - No. 504 00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:27,112 - Now I know: Sophie. - No. 505 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:29,992 Oh Mucki! 506 00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:33,317 Do you really not recognize me? 507 00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:39,592 It was in the Prater, in May, and you said, you would never forget my kisses. 508 00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:43,357 Please, this is not a clue I always say that. 509 00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:46,596 Oh Mucki. 510 00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:49,395 - Kiss me! - Yes, wait a minute. 511 00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:00,753 You idiot! Now you can see what kind old boxes you had to deal with! 512 00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:03,270 Bobby, what do you look like? 513 00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:06,234 - Have you taken a hormone treatment? - No. 514 00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:09,319 I'll explain that to you later. But tell me, How do you actually get to Paris? 515 00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:12,512 This Masawiki Kasabututu is here. 516 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:17,358 - The President. - Not anymore, he's a chef again. 517 00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:21,357 - So, put a chair on the table! - Why then? 518 00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:23,836 Don't ask so much, do what I tell you. 519 00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:31,316 Like Uncle Doctor. 520 00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:34,716 Yes, I happen to wear my heart on my left. 521 00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:38,117 I just wanted to hear how much it beats in your wallet. 522 00:40:38,240 --> 00:40:40,277 You shouldn't hear here You should hear up there. 523 00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:42,917 - Too high! - Get on the chair. 524 00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:45,271 No, Joseph can't do that, that makes him dizzy. 525 00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:47,471 Joseph will have to get used to it, come on. 526 00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:53,510 I find this very strange: Bobby as Bobby and as his cousin. 527 00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:56,431 You have no idea how tiring it is to be a lady. 528 00:40:57,680 --> 00:41:01,230 The jacket is so wrinkled it can you don't wear it. What are we doing there? 529 00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:05,237 Hang the tuxedo in the bathroom and turn on the hot water. 530 00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:09,195 The steam will get rid of the wrinkles take away. I always do it like that. 531 00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:13,679 - I hear two men's voices. - Two men? More dangerous than one. 532 00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:17,800 Now I don't hear anything anymore the water rushes into the bathtub. 533 00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:20,637 Maybe the lady gives Swimming lessons. 534 00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:38,309 Bobby, someone's coming! 535 00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:47,675 Have you gone completely crazy? 536 00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:51,037 Do you have to scare me like that? 537 00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:53,516 I don't have to, but I'm scared myself. 538 00:41:58,640 --> 00:41:59,869 Countess? 539 00:42:00,240 --> 00:42:03,074 The Bubblegum King! That is madly in love with me, the idiot! 540 00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:06,477 Be happy as a man you didn't have that many chances. 541 00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:12,351 That's adorable! 542 00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:14,517 (romantic music) 543 00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:18,717 What is it? 544 00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:21,631 - What are you doing here? - I? 545 00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:25,356 - What are you doing here? - I'm the lifeguard. 546 00:42:27,240 --> 00:42:29,960 Oh, Mr Cower! Is that the custom in America? 547 00:42:30,240 --> 00:42:32,471 Into a lady's bedroom to invade! 548 00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:36,390 No, most gracious countess, but apparently it is the custom in Europe. 549 00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:39,797 - Sorry! - Oh Mucki! He's just my cousin. 550 00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:42,794 We have since we were little children played together in the dust. 551 00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:44,952 And in the coal cellar! 552 00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:48,080 Excuse me, most gracious countess, I wanted to Just give you these flowers. 553 00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:51,080 - Thanks! - I'm completely confused. 554 00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:54,798 I wanted to ask you if you today would have dinner with me in the evening. 555 00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:59,313 I gratefully accept the flowers, but unfortunately I have to cancel the dinner, 556 00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:01,716 because I have to this evening spend with Mary. 557 00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:04,355 - Yes, with Mary. - With Mary? 558 00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:07,429 - She's in Chantilly! - (deep voice) Where? (high voice) Where? 559 00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:10,635 In Chantilly, in the girls' boarding school by Madame Lussac. 560 00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:14,356 I put her in a taxi myself. She wanted to visit her friends. 561 00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:21,832 We are very sorry that the little one Mary had to return to America. 562 00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:24,840 Mrs. Piper did done a lot for the school. 563 00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:27,960 (rumbling thunder) Yes, yes, you are absolutely right. 564 00:43:29,240 --> 00:43:31,391 Attention, Madame is coming! 565 00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:36,397 (Rain splashes) 566 00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:42,718 - Evening, little children! - Good evening, madame! 567 00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:45,719 - Good evening! - Mary, my dear child! 568 00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:49,516 You will be picked up. The Countess wants take you back to Paris. 569 00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:52,435 - In this weather? - What kind of cousin? 570 00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:56,960 - Does she have a cousin? - She means the weather! 571 00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,879 - The weather? - It's storming outside, madame. 572 00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:03,549 A storm? Horrible! 573 00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:06,674 In this weather you can't return to Paris, Countess. 574 00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:08,797 It's best if you sleep here too. 575 00:44:09,720 --> 00:44:11,996 - Where? - Here! 576 00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:14,397 - Here? - The large bed in the middle is free. 577 00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:17,600 (breathless croaking and stammering) 578 00:44:17,720 --> 00:44:21,634 - It's free? - Yes. - Madame, I can but not here with the girls... 579 00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:24,629 Exceptionally. Why not? 580 00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:28,237 Yes, why? I have nothing with, I don't have a nightgown! 581 00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:31,156 - Here, take mine! - No! 582 00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:33,516 No, no, you get a nightgown from me. 583 00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:35,877 And a bonnet too, if you are used to it. 584 00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:40,359 Yes, the bonnet. But madame, I can't be here, with the girls... 585 00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:43,395 Please, if you don't want to, you can also sleep with me. 586 00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:46,430 I only have one bed, but it is quite wide. 587 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:50,710 This... Madame, I cannot accept that. 588 00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:55,153 Please if you don't want to. But me I advise you to think again. 589 00:44:56,600 --> 00:45:00,753 (erotic music) 590 00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:12,191 Madame! You persuaded me. I remain. 591 00:45:12,720 --> 00:45:14,632 Hello children! 592 00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:17,594 Joseph said straight away this is not a business for him. 593 00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:21,194 I'd rather crack three safes in one night. 594 00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:23,277 That's what you get at least no cold feet. 595 00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:25,790 But a few years if things go wrong. 596 00:45:27,240 --> 00:45:30,153 Don't look! Please don't look! 597 00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:32,715 But no one is watching. 598 00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:36,793 But please, now there will be light settled and everyone goes to bed. 599 00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:38,149 Hush, shoo! 600 00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:41,239 But dearest Henriette, Don't be a spoilsport. 601 00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:44,718 - We were so happy. - Me too. 602 00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:48,072 But I insist that the light will now be turned off. 603 00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:52,080 Mademoiselle Bertauld, who used to be here slept, had more humor than you. 604 00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:55,114 She always took part herself, even dressed up in costume. 605 00:45:56,720 --> 00:45:59,360 There! These are Marlene Dietrich's curls. 606 00:46:00,240 --> 00:46:02,232 And that belongs to the Josephine Baker costume. 607 00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:07,952 Interesting. Let's see what else she has there. Nice! 608 00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:11,590 And the hat! No, sweet. 609 00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:14,680 - But that's a strange person. - But nice. 610 00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:19,916 And now, little children, I ask for your attention. 611 00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:25,354 (deeper voice) Ladies, I ask you, who am I? 612 00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:26,960 The Zarah Leander! 613 00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:30,039 (music) 614 00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:35,240 (sings) Every little philistine makes life miserable for me, 615 00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:37,557 because he speaks only always about morals. 616 00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:40,835 And whatever he thinks and says, unfortunately you can tell that 617 00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:43,395 that he nobody can see happy. 618 00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:48,677 Then he says: "In my time "There wasn't anything like that," 619 00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:55,358 I ask with complete modesty with a smiling face: 620 00:46:55,880 --> 00:47:00,477 Can love be sin? 621 00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:03,680 Let no one know when you kiss? 622 00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:07,955 Once you forget everything with happiness. 623 00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:12,035 Can this really be a sin? 624 00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:15,120 if you constantly just thinks of one, 625 00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:19,195 once you give everything to him of happiness? 626 00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:24,235 I'll never regret it, 627 00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:27,035 what I did and what happened out of love. 628 00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:29,720 You'll have to forgive me for that. 629 00:47:30,520 --> 00:47:34,560 That's what it's there for! Love cannot be sin, 630 00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:37,635 but if she were, then I wouldn't care. 631 00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:45,952 I would rather sin sometimes, than to be without love. 632 00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:56,879 Dear Baron, Can you please pass me the sugar? 633 00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:59,469 What is? Are you angry with me? 634 00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:02,399 - Why? - Because now you suddenly say "she". 635 00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:06,870 Mucki, I'm my cousin now, and we are not on a first name basis. 636 00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:09,993 - Of course we are on a first name basis! - With my cousin you are not. 637 00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:12,476 - But that's strange. - So you understand? 638 00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:14,877 You happened yesterday met my cousin in Paris. 639 00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,196 Yes, Count Bobby, and he gave me immediately 640 00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:20,518 from a charming American woman named Mary raved. 641 00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:23,872 You've done this to me three times now said, do you think I'm stupid? 642 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:25,992 - However, I believe that. - Hmm. 643 00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:29,357 Damn it! 644 00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:32,831 That would be something for him My stepfather's stepson. 645 00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:35,237 Stepson's mistake, That's Mary. 646 00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:39,671 - She's driving me crazy. - She doesn't have much to steal. 647 00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:43,712 - Good morning! - Good morning! 648 00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:48,437 May I make it known: This is Mucki von Kalk, a distant relative. 649 00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:51,473 A very distant one. Kiss the hand. 650 00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:54,513 - I'm pleased. - Come, my child, sit with me. 651 00:48:56,560 --> 00:49:00,395 - How are you, Countess? - But child, since Yesterday you called me Henriette. 652 00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:02,997 - How are you, Henriette? - Thanks. 653 00:49:05,240 --> 00:49:09,951 Imagine, Mary, who Mucki yesterday in Paris. 654 00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:12,391 - Who? - I met someone? 655 00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:15,160 No, I have didn't meet anyone. Ow! 656 00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:20,837 Besides, it's completely unimportant The main thing is that I met you, Mary. 657 00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:24,271 Everything pales in comparison and disappears into nothingness. 658 00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:27,996 Are you so kind and tell me, who you met yesterday? 659 00:49:28,720 --> 00:49:31,713 Of course, gladly. Who did I meet? 660 00:49:32,720 --> 00:49:35,792 - The Postbichel from Linz. - I don't mean that! 661 00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:38,116 You met my cousin. 662 00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:42,159 Yes, my dear, unique, lovely, charming cousin. 663 00:49:42,360 --> 00:49:45,114 Count Bobby. He also happens to be in Paris. 664 00:49:45,720 --> 00:49:47,951 - Count Bobby is your cousin? - Yes, do you know him? 665 00:49:48,080 --> 00:49:51,676 No, I don't know, I just have heard the name somewhere. 666 00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:53,393 He's supposed to be very nice. 667 00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:57,237 - Honestly, I don't like him at all. - That's an outrage! 668 00:49:57,360 --> 00:49:59,920 Bobby is a polite one and well-bred young man. 669 00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:03,078 He knows Paris like the back of his hand and invited us for tonight. 670 00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:06,034 - He wants to show us everything. - That's nice of him. 671 00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:08,711 Very nice, thank you very much. 672 00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:11,720 - You're not invited. - Why not? 673 00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:14,231 Surely Bobby found out that you don't like him. 674 00:50:14,680 --> 00:50:17,878 I'll talk him out of it again, He's a bit stupid anyway. 675 00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:24,395 So a cold like that is worse like a broken hand. 676 00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:28,080 But Joseph doesn't take part anymore. Joseph announces! 677 00:50:30,640 --> 00:50:33,075 Hello, stop! My little nephew collects stamps. 678 00:50:35,360 --> 00:50:38,398 So! Here, for the nephew! 679 00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:41,639 - What's in the letter? - Yes, especially this one. 680 00:50:41,920 --> 00:50:45,072 What? 300 dollars? Joseph moves the cancellation back. 681 00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:47,351 That's how fast you have it never made any money, right? 682 00:50:48,080 --> 00:50:52,632 We just have to prove that Ms. Piper leads an immoral lifestyle. 683 00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:56,150 But we need one solid evidence for the courts. 684 00:50:57,360 --> 00:51:00,558 Court? With this institution Joseph doesn't want anything to do. 685 00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:02,957 You have nothing to do with that. 686 00:51:03,080 --> 00:51:05,515 If Mr. Piper has this solid evidence, 687 00:51:06,360 --> 00:51:10,912 the court gives him custody for the million-dollar golden child. 688 00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:13,271 And that's worth $2,000 to him. 689 00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:15,552 What, $2000? 690 00:51:15,680 --> 00:51:18,195 So this Mary: enchanting, lovely! 691 00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:22,190 Who are you telling this to? A heat this is unbearable. 692 00:51:27,880 --> 00:51:29,837 These women's clothes, how I hate them! 693 00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:33,757 And these, these blings, these chains. Is that a life? A life in chains! 694 00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:38,950 And this wig, this wig... 695 00:51:39,960 --> 00:51:41,394 (Music as wig falls) 696 00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:43,438 You can't walk, 697 00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:47,720 You can't sit either. And this is the worst: 698 00:51:47,840 --> 00:51:50,150 These are not shoes, these are instruments of torture! 699 00:51:50,720 --> 00:51:51,437 I'm fed up. 700 00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:54,553 I will appear before Mary today and tell her the truth openly. 701 00:51:54,680 --> 00:51:58,151 Open and honest is never good. I also think this is premature. 702 00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:00,840 Or do you think they are you? will spontaneously fall around your neck? 703 00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:03,595 No, I actually think so not. But I warn you, you scoundrel! 704 00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:05,712 You did earlier lost the last bit of reason. 705 00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:08,435 Mind? I have something else completely lost. 706 00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:11,196 - My heart! - Oh dear... 707 00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:15,715 I can't hear anything anymore they opened the window. 708 00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:18,670 So, Now finally get dressed. 709 00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:20,952 I will now cash the checks. 710 00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:23,630 Slippery, shouldn't Joseph come with you? 711 00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:25,875 Why? 712 00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:29,270 Well, maybe you can that a lot of money cannot be borne alone. 713 00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:33,276 I already know what you mean. On it there is only one answer in Chicago. 714 00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:35,630 This. 715 00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:38,154 But we are in Paris. 716 00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:40,751 Povidel. 717 00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:44,590 Don't be mad at me, Bobby, but my feelings for Mary are real. 718 00:52:44,720 --> 00:52:47,599 I fell in love with the girl suddenly in love in that moment... 719 00:52:47,720 --> 00:52:49,996 When I told you that she owns several million. Right? 720 00:52:50,120 --> 00:52:53,716 - Sorry, what do you think I am? - For a dowry hunter, my dear. 721 00:52:53,960 --> 00:52:56,953 I don't even hunt with an arrow and bow, let alone with poison! 722 00:52:57,160 --> 00:52:59,311 Mucki, I warn you: Hands off Mary! 723 00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:03,389 I don't understand you, Bobby. You wouldn't go away empty-handed. 724 00:53:03,720 --> 00:53:06,110 I commit myself in case that I marry Mary, 725 00:53:06,560 --> 00:53:09,598 you for our children to hire as a governess. 726 00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:11,997 - Out. - What did you say? - OUT! 727 00:53:12,240 --> 00:53:14,357 I understood correctly. 728 00:53:15,080 --> 00:53:17,675 - Mucky! - What? - Where is my wig? 729 00:53:18,080 --> 00:53:20,595 What do I know? You threw it there somewhere. 730 00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:24,717 How? Thrown? 731 00:53:29,760 --> 00:53:34,471 (exciting music) 732 00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:39,359 Come on! Come! 733 00:53:39,480 --> 00:53:43,872 (dramatic music) 734 00:54:01,920 --> 00:54:06,392 Hello! Mediation! Miss! I'm hanging! 735 00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:08,837 Wait a minute, sir, stay on the line! 736 00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:11,317 Yes, I want to try, but... 737 00:54:12,960 --> 00:54:16,840 Hello! Mediation! Miss! Fire department! Help! 738 00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:20,073 - Just a second, I'll be right back. - Please! I'm on the hook. 739 00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:22,760 Miss, please, fire department! Help! 740 00:54:24,680 --> 00:54:27,240 Please, Don't leave me hanging here! 741 00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:30,072 Mediation! Headquarters! 742 00:54:30,280 --> 00:54:33,751 Headquarters! Miss, please send a ladder! 743 00:54:33,880 --> 00:54:36,873 House servant! Nurse! Nurse! 744 00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:40,792 - Help! Help! - Hello, what are you doing there? 745 00:54:41,120 --> 00:54:43,680 - I can not anymore. - Hello, what are you doing there? 746 00:54:56,280 --> 00:54:58,237 Hello Miss, you can send the fire department back. 747 00:55:00,320 --> 00:55:02,710 (romantic music) 748 00:55:05,240 --> 00:55:06,993 (phone rings) 749 00:55:10,760 --> 00:55:14,117 Yes please? Oh, Henriette! What is there? 750 00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:18,957 (high voice) I'm not feeling well at all, my child. I feel very miserable. 751 00:55:19,960 --> 00:55:22,429 I'm afraid I will today can't go out. 752 00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:25,999 Oh, that's a shame. I had me so looking forward to the evening. 753 00:55:26,320 --> 00:55:28,437 But when you're sick, Of course there's nothing you can do. 754 00:55:28,880 --> 00:55:31,236 What does that mean? Of course you will go out! 755 00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:33,431 To my dear cousin you can rely on it. 756 00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:37,994 You too, Mary. you will see what a delightful person he is. 757 00:55:38,480 --> 00:55:39,880 I believe you. 758 00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:42,117 But I have a bad conscience, to go out without you. 759 00:55:42,520 --> 00:55:45,399 I would like to at least know how it is You're fine. I'll come over quickly. 760 00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:46,876 Yes, good! 761 00:55:47,440 --> 00:55:49,477 No! No! Hello? 762 00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:56,550 (exciting music) 763 00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:05,352 Come in! 764 00:56:09,960 --> 00:56:12,395 - The door is locked. - Wait a minute! 765 00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:20,912 Not yet! 766 00:56:26,840 --> 00:56:28,797 Now! 767 00:56:31,840 --> 00:56:34,719 My poor Henriette! Can I do something for you? 768 00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:39,516 - Should I get a doctor? - No, not a doctor. 769 00:56:40,040 --> 00:56:42,953 They always make things worse. I know this situation. 770 00:56:43,080 --> 00:56:45,072 (pant) This will go away on its own. 771 00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:48,472 - But I can't take you alone let. - Yes, my child, you can. 772 00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:51,998 - I know you're in good hands. - You are very kind to me. 773 00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:54,157 I love you too, Mary child. 774 00:56:54,640 --> 00:56:57,553 Be nice to my cousin, he is such a lovely person. 775 00:56:58,120 --> 00:57:00,760 But now go, it's high time! 776 00:57:00,960 --> 00:57:02,997 Get well soon! 777 00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:07,914 (romantic music) 778 00:57:12,640 --> 00:57:16,680 No, Mr. Piper, it's a mistake completely excluded. 779 00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:20,352 The man was clearly fleeing from your wife's room. 780 00:57:21,120 --> 00:57:23,510 Yes, he did my Austrian colleague 781 00:57:23,880 --> 00:57:25,917 hit over the head with a telephone. 782 00:57:27,640 --> 00:57:31,350 The man now has roof damage. He is receiving medical treatment. 783 00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:37,438 Compensation for pain and suffering? Yes, I understand, Mr. Piper. 784 00:57:37,760 --> 00:57:41,071 Of course, Mr. Piper. Goodbye, Mr Piper! 785 00:57:42,320 --> 00:57:44,277 He's coming on the next plane. 786 00:57:45,680 --> 00:57:48,559 - And we get compensation. - What does “we” mean? 787 00:57:48,920 --> 00:57:50,798 Did it fall on your head? or me? 788 00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:55,677 - Whether joy or sorrow, we bear everything together. - Well... 789 00:57:56,280 --> 00:57:59,717 Will you recognize the man? Because we have to show it to Mr. Piper. 790 00:58:00,120 --> 00:58:01,839 And whether I recognize him again. 791 00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:05,994 But Mr. Piper has to look quickly, if he still wants to see him alive. 792 00:58:06,280 --> 00:58:10,513 (exciting music) 793 00:58:16,720 --> 00:58:18,677 - Kiss your hand, Mary. - Good evening! 794 00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:21,952 They look adorable. All of Paris will be at your feet! 795 00:58:22,320 --> 00:58:25,757 - All of Paris would be too much for me. - If you want to settle for me. 796 00:58:26,360 --> 00:58:29,000 - That wouldn't be enough for me. - Yes. Thanks. 797 00:58:29,360 --> 00:58:32,353 -Where is the lovely countess? - Oh, the poor thing is in bed. 798 00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:34,870 - She 's sick. - I'm very sorry about that. 799 00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:38,311 Now must only Bobby will get sick and... 800 00:58:38,440 --> 00:58:40,238 Then all of Paris will be ours. 801 00:58:40,400 --> 00:58:42,869 - Good evening! But Bobby isn't sick. - Unfortunately. 802 00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:45,989 - Do I need to introduce myself again? - Actually, I should have already yesterday 803 00:58:46,120 --> 00:58:49,750 need to know who you are. You look like your cousin. 804 00:58:50,640 --> 00:58:52,677 An unfathomable freak of nature. 805 00:58:52,960 --> 00:58:56,192 By the way, the Countess is sick. She is waiting for you. 806 00:58:56,520 --> 00:59:00,400 Error! She is waiting for you. I made a phone call with her a few minutes ago. 807 00:59:00,880 --> 00:59:03,270 It must be a telephone malfunction have been. 808 00:59:03,840 --> 00:59:07,117 But Muckilein! You know that only you can calm them down. 809 00:59:07,360 --> 00:59:09,556 When she sees you, She's feeling much better. 810 00:59:09,720 --> 00:59:13,270 - You have to sacrifice yourself for today. - I'm actually suitable as a victim today. 811 00:59:13,640 --> 00:59:16,633 You have to do it, Baron. Countess Henriette is so nice. 812 00:59:16,840 --> 00:59:19,309 And I would have a very bad one conscience if she remained alone. 813 00:59:19,440 --> 00:59:22,160 Yes, then maybe I will become her send the porter up. 814 00:59:22,280 --> 00:59:24,192 He should play “Blind Cow” with her. 815 00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:26,556 - Do you really want me to make this request? knock off? - Yes. 816 00:59:27,040 --> 00:59:29,874 - Mucky! - No. - Please? 817 00:59:30,360 --> 00:59:33,797 - No, I'll do it. - You have a good character, thank you. 818 00:59:33,920 --> 00:59:37,038 Now go up quickly and comfort the poor countess. Please please. 819 00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:39,755 Your wish is my command. Kiss the hand. 820 00:59:43,600 --> 00:59:47,037 We would be rid of him. And now all of Paris is ours! 821 00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:50,517 (French music) 822 00:59:50,680 --> 00:59:57,439 (sings) Paris is worth a trip Paris is beautiful. 823 00:59:58,080 --> 01:00:04,600 If there on the quay, on the boulevard, couples in love go. 824 01:00:05,440 --> 01:00:12,358 Paris, that's a spring dream, full of charm and elegance. 825 01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:20,151 Paris, that's a dance in a fairytale-like glow of lights. 826 01:00:20,400 --> 01:00:26,317 Paris is a world of wonders, full of strange magic. 827 01:00:27,480 --> 01:00:33,954 Paris is always in a good mood and new every hour. 828 01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:41,593 Paris is full of melodies, that gently blow around us. 829 01:00:42,040 --> 01:00:48,799 Paris is worth a trip. Paris, you have to see it. 830 01:00:51,760 --> 01:00:56,039 (romantic waltz music) 831 01:01:18,240 --> 01:01:18,912 Voila! 832 01:01:19,040 --> 01:01:25,276 Paris, that's froufrou, joujou, Lulu and Madeleine. 833 01:01:26,200 --> 01:01:32,674 Paris, that's o la l'amour, Montmartre and La Seine. 834 01:01:33,400 --> 01:01:40,159 Paris, that is the Eiffel Tower and also La Belle Madame. 835 01:01:40,800 --> 01:01:47,798 Paris, that's la femme, toujours, toujours, toujours la femme. 836 01:01:48,480 --> 01:01:54,954 Paris, that's the sweet smell, who hovers around a woman. 837 01:01:55,480 --> 01:02:02,114 Paris, that is the city, in which luck weaves fairy tales. 838 01:02:02,600 --> 01:02:09,279 Paris means "Oui, je t'aime, cherie", merci, thank you very much. 839 01:02:09,920 --> 01:02:16,394 Paris is worth a trip Paris, you have to see it. 840 01:02:19,560 --> 01:02:22,997 (harp music) 841 01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:31,595 - Good night! - Good night! - And thank you for everything. 842 01:02:32,120 --> 01:02:34,760 - But now you have to go! - But why? I live too... 843 01:02:36,080 --> 01:02:38,834 ... not far from here either. Can I accompany you a little longer? 844 01:02:39,360 --> 01:02:40,999 To the elevator? 845 01:02:47,360 --> 01:02:49,591 - I want my key, please! - What number, please? 846 01:02:49,720 --> 01:02:51,154 (simultaneously) - 436. - 436. 847 01:02:52,360 --> 01:02:55,398 - How do you know my room number? - I... I asked. 848 01:02:55,760 --> 01:02:57,752 I wanted to send you flowers, but everything was already closed. 849 01:02:58,200 --> 01:03:00,669 You allow that I'll do it tomorrow? 850 01:03:00,960 --> 01:03:03,555 - They gave that to you. - Thanks. 851 01:03:06,680 --> 01:03:09,832 "The Countess is fine. She would have you I would just like to wish you good night. 852 01:03:09,960 --> 01:03:13,158 Maybe you'll take a look at her. Your more than very devoted Mucki." 853 01:03:13,400 --> 01:03:16,074 - That scoundrel! - Scoundrel? Why villain? 854 01:03:16,360 --> 01:03:18,317 - I think he was very nice. - Yes, very nice. 855 01:03:18,440 --> 01:03:20,511 Anyway, I'll take a look how Henriette is doing. 856 01:03:20,640 --> 01:03:23,235 - Maybe she's still awake. - No, you're not allowed to do that! 857 01:03:23,520 --> 01:03:26,080 She usually sleeps at this time. You Under no circumstances should you wake her up. 858 01:03:26,480 --> 01:03:29,075 Of course not. But maybe she's still awake! 859 01:03:29,920 --> 01:03:32,196 - Good night! - (stutters) Good night! 860 01:03:33,760 --> 01:03:35,399 Well, goodnight! 861 01:03:36,440 --> 01:03:39,478 (fast music) 862 01:03:39,720 --> 01:03:42,679 (slow music) 863 01:03:44,600 --> 01:03:46,557 (fast music) 864 01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:55,754 (slow music) 865 01:03:57,920 --> 01:04:00,560 (fast music) 866 01:04:07,560 --> 01:04:10,997 (slow music) 867 01:04:13,640 --> 01:04:17,077 (fast music) 868 01:04:39,520 --> 01:04:44,072 (lullaby melody) 869 01:04:46,200 --> 01:04:50,240 (romantic music) 870 01:04:58,520 --> 01:05:03,197 (rattling noise and romantic music) 871 01:05:12,760 --> 01:05:16,913 (snoring) 872 01:05:28,040 --> 01:05:31,511 (exciting music) 873 01:05:40,360 --> 01:05:44,559 (romantic music) 874 01:05:55,120 --> 01:05:58,238 (relaxed music) 875 01:06:13,280 --> 01:06:16,159 (gurgles melody) 876 01:06:24,720 --> 01:06:27,076 (Gurgles in the background) 877 01:06:41,680 --> 01:06:44,036 Oh sorry! Isn't Madame there? 878 01:06:44,240 --> 01:06:46,960 - No, as you can see, not. - Is she in the bathroom? 879 01:06:47,320 --> 01:06:49,391 Tell me, what does that actually matter to you? 880 01:06:49,520 --> 01:06:53,355 - Who ordered breakfast? - No one. That means I thought... 881 01:06:53,880 --> 01:06:57,760 They thought... Ah, the flowers, that is nice. They're mine, aren't they? 882 01:06:57,880 --> 01:07:01,317 No! They're not for you but for Countess Henriette. 883 01:07:02,240 --> 01:07:05,551 Ah, for Countess Henriette, nice. Do you like the Countess? 884 01:07:05,680 --> 01:07:08,798 And how! She has such legs! And such charm! 885 01:07:09,080 --> 01:07:14,474 (sings) I'm always drawn to her. Let's go, let's go, let's go. 886 01:07:15,360 --> 01:07:20,879 But her heart belongs only to me. Let's go, let's go, let's go. 887 01:07:22,240 --> 01:07:25,199 Mine is a fine catch. 888 01:07:25,440 --> 01:07:27,796 And mine has the most beautiful walk. 889 01:07:28,480 --> 01:07:31,075 The figure is fun for every connoisseur. 890 01:07:32,080 --> 01:07:34,470 Yes, she even has the Lulu measure. 891 01:07:34,920 --> 01:07:40,439 Yes, I love her and I can't get her out of my mind anymore. 892 01:07:41,360 --> 01:07:43,829 All men are crazy about her. 893 01:07:44,760 --> 01:07:47,150 And mine is crazy about me. 894 01:07:47,920 --> 01:07:50,674 No woman has as much charm as her. 895 01:07:51,200 --> 01:07:54,272 - Oh, she was Miss Miami before. - Yes? 896 01:07:54,760 --> 01:08:00,199 Yes, I love her and I can't get her out of my mind anymore. 897 01:08:00,920 --> 01:08:06,712 I'm always drawn to her. Let's go, let's go, let's go. 898 01:08:07,360 --> 01:08:13,231 And her heart belongs only to me. Let's go, let's go, let's go. 899 01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:17,117 Go! Go! Go! 900 01:08:21,120 --> 01:08:24,113 (rock'n'roll music) 901 01:08:33,960 --> 01:08:36,839 (sings theatrically) Yes, I give her my whole heart. 902 01:08:37,600 --> 01:08:40,513 And I'll even give her a mink. 903 01:08:40,720 --> 01:08:43,360 I buy her whatever she wants and more. 904 01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:46,469 I'll empty the stores for them. 905 01:08:47,280 --> 01:08:53,038 Yes, I also know why if I ruining myself for this girl. 906 01:08:53,960 --> 01:08:56,111 Mine is just called Henriett'. 907 01:08:57,120 --> 01:08:59,430 Mine too, that's all sorts of things! 908 01:09:00,400 --> 01:09:02,995 Mine is a countess and lives here. 909 01:09:03,520 --> 01:09:06,194 Mine too! Oh, how mean of her. 910 01:09:06,840 --> 01:09:09,514 This is a woman with tricks and cunning. 911 01:09:10,240 --> 01:09:12,709 Do you still believe that she is the right one? 912 01:09:13,440 --> 01:09:19,152 I'm always drawn to her. Let's go, let's go, let's go. 913 01:09:20,120 --> 01:09:25,798 - Now get out, there's the door. - Let's go, let's go, let's go. 914 01:09:29,120 --> 01:09:30,236 Let's go! 915 01:09:30,880 --> 01:09:33,315 - Actually, it's cheating. - Yes, you can call it that too. 916 01:09:33,840 --> 01:09:35,752 on the other hand I find this thing very funny. 917 01:09:35,880 --> 01:09:38,998 What? Just funny? Are you not outraged at all? 918 01:09:39,200 --> 01:09:41,669 - No. Are you disappointed about this? - Honestly, yes. 919 01:09:41,800 --> 01:09:44,235 I was hoping that you Will never look at Bobby again. 920 01:09:44,600 --> 01:09:46,557 And you claim to be his friend. 921 01:09:46,800 --> 01:09:50,157 It was me. Until I met you. 922 01:09:50,520 --> 01:09:52,955 Then be my friend now and help me. 923 01:09:53,600 --> 01:09:56,035 Surely Bobby has to get his punishment. 924 01:09:56,280 --> 01:09:59,193 What did you say? A complete stranger? 925 01:09:59,680 --> 01:10:03,037 This is the guy who knocked me out hit. I'll kill him! 926 01:10:03,720 --> 01:10:05,359 Stay here! 927 01:10:06,480 --> 01:10:10,156 - What was he doing in her bathroom? - Gargled, like this: 928 01:10:10,880 --> 01:10:12,872 - And you? - I didn't gargle. 929 01:10:13,120 --> 01:10:16,955 - I just carried the tray in. - No, I mean the Countess! 930 01:10:17,080 --> 01:10:19,720 - Where was she? - I don't know that. Maybe in the bathroom. 931 01:10:20,360 --> 01:10:22,795 Anyway, they were lying her clothes around the room. 932 01:10:23,080 --> 01:10:26,960 Bravo. That's exactly what what I need for Mr. Piper. 933 01:10:27,560 --> 01:10:29,358 When he comes, you have to look at me in love. 934 01:10:29,480 --> 01:10:32,279 What? Don't you notice that I've been doing this all the time? 935 01:10:32,400 --> 01:10:35,279 - Even more in love. - He's coming. 936 01:10:35,400 --> 01:10:38,791 - In what form? - In the form of the lovely Countess Henriette. 937 01:10:40,320 --> 01:10:43,313 Lean in close to me and whisper something in my ear. 938 01:10:43,440 --> 01:10:46,717 Yes, I love you, I love you. 939 01:10:55,520 --> 01:10:57,273 Forgiveness! Am I disturbing you? 940 01:10:57,680 --> 01:10:59,751 Good morning, Henriette! Already healthy? 941 01:11:00,160 --> 01:11:03,198 What does “already” mean? Apparently Don't be happy about it at all. 942 01:11:03,560 --> 01:11:06,598 Oh yes, dear Henriette, we are honestly pleased. 943 01:11:06,720 --> 01:11:07,790 They weren't asked. 944 01:11:08,080 --> 01:11:11,437 Dear Uncle Doctor has it allowed you to stand up? 945 01:11:11,920 --> 01:11:13,593 What kind of dear uncle doctor? 946 01:11:13,720 --> 01:11:16,792 Mucki told me that yesterday Had a doctor come overnight. 947 01:11:16,920 --> 01:11:19,276 - Isn't that true? - Oh, there... there... 948 01:11:19,440 --> 01:11:22,353 Yes, the doctor was a jerk and me I've had enough of my illness now. 949 01:11:22,480 --> 01:11:24,119 I feel excellent again. 950 01:11:24,680 --> 01:11:27,832 - How was it yesterday? - Well, as always. 951 01:11:28,240 --> 01:11:30,800 - What does “as always” mean? - Well, what evenings like these are like. 952 01:11:30,920 --> 01:11:33,754 So my cousin didn't you like it? 953 01:11:33,960 --> 01:11:36,794 Fallen? Oh yes, he's actually quite nice. 954 01:11:36,920 --> 01:11:39,992 - But a bit temperamental. - Temperamentless? 955 01:11:40,440 --> 01:11:42,955 Yes, it runs in the family. 956 01:11:43,080 --> 01:11:46,152 I'm warning you, Mucki. You learn know my temperament right away! 957 01:11:46,480 --> 01:11:50,235 You definitely have a lot of temperament, Henriette, but your cousin? 958 01:11:50,800 --> 01:11:54,032 What I resent most is that he doesn't keep his word. 959 01:11:54,160 --> 01:11:57,278 - How come? - He promised me to pick me up this morning 960 01:11:57,400 --> 01:11:59,596 to go to the museum with me. To the Louvre. 961 01:11:59,920 --> 01:12:02,754 He wanted to show me the Mona Lisa and now he has canceled. 962 01:12:02,880 --> 01:12:06,112 - That is not true! - Ask Mucki, he was on the line. 963 01:12:06,920 --> 01:12:11,437 - Sososososo... - Yes. I was on the wire. 964 01:12:11,800 --> 01:12:14,838 I promised Bobby that I take Mary to the Louvre. 965 01:12:15,320 --> 01:12:19,553 The Liesl, I mean, the Mona Lisa, I can show her too. 966 01:12:19,680 --> 01:12:22,195 You won't show her anything, Bobby is coming. 967 01:12:22,320 --> 01:12:25,950 - Like that? - Yes, before I go to my room left, he spoke to me on the phone. 968 01:12:26,280 --> 01:12:28,590 He still has time and he'll be there in fifteen minutes. 969 01:12:28,800 --> 01:12:30,280 You should definitely wait for him. 970 01:12:30,480 --> 01:12:33,951 Good morning! O most gracious countess, I heard with regret, 971 01:12:34,440 --> 01:12:37,319 that you were sick. I'm happy, To see her healthy again. 972 01:12:38,320 --> 01:12:40,471 Well, quite healthy Unfortunately I'm not yet. 973 01:12:40,840 --> 01:12:43,560 I'm shivering at the moment again a little. 974 01:12:43,680 --> 01:12:46,514 I think it's better after all I retreat to my bed. 975 01:12:46,720 --> 01:12:49,030 - Oh! - Yes, that's better. 976 01:12:49,640 --> 01:12:53,429 Mr. Piper, this has to be done in every court are enough, even in Chicago. 977 01:12:53,760 --> 01:12:56,434 If you allow me, I'll take it the facts of the case briefly. 978 01:12:56,560 --> 01:12:58,153 - Please! - Thanks. 979 01:12:58,280 --> 01:13:01,159 - That's not what I meant. - O - Now just stay seated. 980 01:13:01,440 --> 01:13:05,036 Aha, now he's coming off the street in. With hat and coat. Very sophisticated. 981 01:13:07,200 --> 01:13:09,271 Please. Mucki, let me a few minutes alone with him. 982 01:13:09,520 --> 01:13:11,591 Reluctantly. And just a few minutes! 983 01:13:12,280 --> 01:13:14,954 (slow piano music) 984 01:13:23,080 --> 01:13:25,151 - Good morning! - Good morning! 985 01:13:25,720 --> 01:13:27,712 - Have you had breakfast yet? - Yes. 986 01:13:28,200 --> 01:13:30,351 - Slept well? - Shiny, and you? 987 01:13:30,840 --> 01:13:33,400 - I didn't close my eyes. - Is something bothering you? 988 01:13:33,920 --> 01:13:36,719 Yes. If only I knew how should I explain this to you! 989 01:13:37,080 --> 01:13:40,152 - It's definitely about your cousin. - Yes. 990 01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:43,071 Yes! Why did you guess that? 991 01:13:43,680 --> 01:13:47,310 - Because she was so weird today. - Funny? 992 01:13:47,440 --> 01:13:50,956 Yes, imagine if she strictly forbade me that I'm going to the Louvre with you. 993 01:13:51,440 --> 01:13:53,671 - That is not true! - But Bobby, I'm not lying. 994 01:13:53,800 --> 01:13:55,837 No, I didn't say that either but I know my cousin. 995 01:13:55,960 --> 01:13:58,600 - She would never forbid that. - She then allowed it afterwards. 996 01:13:59,640 --> 01:14:01,757 - So what. - However, under the condition 997 01:14:01,920 --> 01:14:04,913 - that she goes with us as a chaperone. - She didn't say that! 998 01:14:05,440 --> 01:14:07,557 Yes, we should do it together pick up from her room. 999 01:14:07,680 --> 01:14:10,275 - Come on, let's go up now! - No, that won't work! 1000 01:14:10,640 --> 01:14:13,917 - Why not? - Because... I first wants to talk to her in private. 1001 01:14:14,120 --> 01:14:17,192 I have to be outraged about it that she suddenly doesn't trust me anymore. 1002 01:14:18,120 --> 01:14:21,079 - After all, we don't need one Propriety woof. - Wow wow! 1003 01:14:21,520 --> 01:14:23,830 - Well, I just missed you! - Me too. 1004 01:14:24,120 --> 01:14:26,589 Yes, well then... Now if you’ll excuse me, okay? 1005 01:14:28,160 --> 01:14:30,436 Now I'm curious how he pulls himself out of the affair. 1006 01:14:31,040 --> 01:14:34,829 - As far as I'm concerned, he can stay in there. - Where? - Well in the affair. 1007 01:14:35,760 --> 01:14:37,911 Mucki! Come with me! 1008 01:14:40,680 --> 01:14:42,717 Forgiveness! 1009 01:14:45,960 --> 01:14:47,997 (stutters) What are you doing there? 1010 01:14:48,240 --> 01:14:50,960 I'd rather be there, when you talk to your cousin. 1011 01:14:51,400 --> 01:14:54,552 Yes, I think she has a right to do that. You can't forbid her from doing that. 1012 01:14:54,680 --> 01:14:57,479 (mumbled) You're silent! (normal) Why do you insist on this? 1013 01:14:57,920 --> 01:15:01,436 I want to know why yours Cousin speaks once like this and once like that. 1014 01:15:01,760 --> 01:15:03,717 And why her constantly changing her mind. 1015 01:15:03,880 --> 01:15:07,760 And that works best if I tell you face each other face to face. 1016 01:15:08,240 --> 01:15:10,596 - Aug in Aug. - Yes, both of them. At the same time. 1017 01:15:11,240 --> 01:15:14,358 Ow! At once. 1018 01:15:17,280 --> 01:15:21,069 - I don't think we're there yet. - Yes, yes, this is the 4th floor. 1019 01:15:21,440 --> 01:15:24,638 - Tell me, do you absolutely have to be there? - Yes, please, I want to be there. 1020 01:15:25,320 --> 01:15:28,040 - We can't possibly see the aunt now disturb. - Yes, we can do that. 1021 01:15:28,360 --> 01:15:31,273 - Can we? - Yes. - Aunt? Hello! Aunt? 1022 01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:34,957 - It's not there! - Yes, it's definitely there. 1023 01:15:35,680 --> 01:15:37,672 There you are, friend! 1024 01:15:37,800 --> 01:15:42,477 (slow music) 1025 01:15:44,200 --> 01:15:47,272 Like that! That was the first prank and now there are two more. 1026 01:15:47,640 --> 01:15:50,951 You take that back immediately or you give my friend satisfaction. 1027 01:15:51,080 --> 01:15:54,835 - My name is from Kalk! - I hear that, I hear that, my friend. 1028 01:15:54,960 --> 01:15:56,997 It's trickling! 1029 01:15:58,280 --> 01:16:01,910 Think that's enough. If that is not an immoral way of life... 1030 01:16:02,200 --> 01:16:05,113 This woman is definitely not suitable Raising a child who... 1031 01:16:05,240 --> 01:16:07,197 who inherited three million dollars. 1032 01:16:07,320 --> 01:16:10,518 We definitely have to find out who this legendary young man is, 1033 01:16:10,720 --> 01:16:14,396 that gargles in my ex-wife's room and climbs through the window. 1034 01:16:14,640 --> 01:16:16,757 - I saw him! - Who? 1035 01:16:16,880 --> 01:16:19,236 The guy who gave me the phone hit the skull. 1036 01:16:19,360 --> 01:16:21,955 - He went back to her room. - Mr Piper? 1037 01:16:22,200 --> 01:16:24,590 - We'll catch him in the act. - Where? 1038 01:16:24,760 --> 01:16:26,911 - In her room. - Quickly, you two come with us as witnesses. 1039 01:16:27,040 --> 01:16:29,999 Wait a minute Mr. Piper, I think we should take some time. 1040 01:16:30,120 --> 01:16:33,079 That is, better said, we should give them some time 1041 01:16:33,200 --> 01:16:36,477 until the situation changes has clearly developed. 1042 01:16:36,920 --> 01:16:39,389 Yes, I believe that too. I think namely, the guy is currently 1043 01:16:39,800 --> 01:16:42,713 a little weak on his feet. Because I have... 1044 01:16:44,320 --> 01:16:46,994 This brutal guy! Who could that have been? 1045 01:16:47,360 --> 01:16:49,397 In any case, he wasn't a gentleman. 1046 01:16:50,040 --> 01:16:52,077 So please, what are we waiting for? 1047 01:16:52,320 --> 01:16:55,518 - We'll give him time to settle again to move. - Very good! 1048 01:17:13,160 --> 01:17:16,312 - Evelyn! - I'm afraid, sir, you are mistaken in the room door. 1049 01:17:16,800 --> 01:17:19,759 My name is not Evelyn, but Countess Henriette von Ratzeberg. 1050 01:17:21,000 --> 01:17:23,310 I ask a thousand times sorry, but... 1051 01:17:24,280 --> 01:17:27,910 - What does this mean, gentlemen? - Why “what does that mean”? Mr. Piper... 1052 01:17:28,360 --> 01:17:32,752 O, you are Mr. Piper, Mary's father? 1053 01:17:32,880 --> 01:17:36,590 - I'm very pleased to meet you. - All mine, Countess. 1054 01:17:37,200 --> 01:17:40,034 - Do you know my daughter? - You can probably say that. 1055 01:17:40,160 --> 01:17:44,313 Your daughter and I, we love each other. I hope you don't mind, no? 1056 01:17:44,440 --> 01:17:50,152 - But on the contrary! - Introduce these nice gentlemen to me? 1057 01:17:51,600 --> 01:17:54,240 - Povidel! -Slippery! - Listen, not that important. 1058 01:17:54,600 --> 01:17:57,798 Could you perhaps tell me where my divorced wife is. 1059 01:17:58,120 --> 01:18:02,558 - As far as I know, in Chicago. -Chicago? Gentlemen! Chicago! 1060 01:18:03,920 --> 01:18:06,071 She flew straight from Vienna there 1061 01:18:06,200 --> 01:18:09,113 - and therefore trusted me too your daughter. - Huh? 1062 01:18:11,240 --> 01:18:13,277 Pops! How long have you been in Paris? 1063 01:18:13,520 --> 01:18:16,558 For an hour. I was already looking for you in your room. 1064 01:18:16,680 --> 01:18:18,831 - N/a? Can't I get a kiss? - If you insist. 1065 01:18:19,120 --> 01:18:22,079 - From me too! Of lime! - Please? 1066 01:18:22,200 --> 01:18:25,637 That's Mucki, a very, very dear friend of mine. 1067 01:18:26,120 --> 01:18:29,875 - I see you already have Henriette got to know. - Yes, I have. 1068 01:18:30,800 --> 01:18:32,951 - Where is Bobby? -Bobby? Bob... 1069 01:18:33,400 --> 01:18:35,392 Bobby was just leaving down into the hall. 1070 01:18:35,560 --> 01:18:39,110 - Didn't he meet you, Mary-child? - Strangely enough, no. 1071 01:18:41,400 --> 01:18:44,916 He couldn't do that either. Because, you rode safely in the elevator. 1072 01:18:45,120 --> 01:18:50,115 - And Bobby ran down on foot. - Yes, that's how it was. - Certainly. 1073 01:18:50,240 --> 01:18:52,471 We don't want to disturb you any longer. I would be very happy 1074 01:18:52,880 --> 01:18:56,271 when we meet in half an hour meet in the bar for a cocktail. 1075 01:18:56,760 --> 01:18:58,160 (all three) Very welcome! 1076 01:18:58,400 --> 01:19:01,711 Not you, gentlemen! Madam Countess and I. 1077 01:19:01,840 --> 01:19:05,675 (exciting music) Mr. Piper...! 1078 01:19:06,360 --> 01:19:09,239 - So see you soon! - But bring Bobby with you! 1079 01:19:09,720 --> 01:19:13,999 But of course! Without Bobby I don't take a step. 1080 01:19:18,520 --> 01:19:21,558 - Mucki, you'll be there in half an hour also in the bar. - really happy. 1081 01:19:22,200 --> 01:19:25,272 - You go to your room and wait there on me! - Yes, Mr. Piper. 1082 01:19:25,400 --> 01:19:26,959 Come on, Mary. 1083 01:19:29,720 --> 01:19:32,394 - What do you say about this bankruptcy? - Well, but he has to pay. 1084 01:19:32,520 --> 01:19:36,309 After all, it's his fault. Why didn't he send a photo? 1085 01:19:36,440 --> 01:19:39,672 - If he doesn't pay... - He pays, rely on Slippery. 1086 01:19:40,520 --> 01:19:44,196 - I'll stay there. - Why? - I have that Window jumpers promised something else. 1087 01:19:44,920 --> 01:19:47,958 And what Joseph promises he thinks so. 1088 01:19:48,320 --> 01:19:50,437 He's still inside is just hiding! 1089 01:19:51,200 --> 01:19:52,873 I'm waiting for him to come out, and then... 1090 01:19:53,120 --> 01:19:56,670 Very pretty, dad. I thank you! You always suit my taste. 1091 01:19:57,080 --> 01:20:02,200 Well hopefully, my child. So you have a certain sympathy for the countess? 1092 01:20:02,800 --> 01:20:05,395 Sympathy? I believe that is already love. 1093 01:20:05,680 --> 01:20:08,912 Well, very interesting. And who is this young man? 1094 01:20:09,600 --> 01:20:11,910 The one with the Countess supposedly coming in and out. 1095 01:20:12,080 --> 01:20:14,072 This is Count Bobby, her cousin. 1096 01:20:14,280 --> 01:20:16,636 (knock) Yes, come in! 1097 01:20:16,920 --> 01:20:21,597 -Donald! I just heard you were here. - Yes, I heard you were there too. 1098 01:20:21,920 --> 01:20:24,879 - And a lot more. - Hello Mary! - Hello! 1099 01:20:25,880 --> 01:20:27,917 I have your daughter met on the plane. 1100 01:20:28,320 --> 01:20:30,437 By the enchanting Countess Henriette. 1101 01:20:30,880 --> 01:20:34,396 - Mr. Cower is up to his ears in love with Henriette. - Like that? 1102 01:20:35,040 --> 01:20:37,714 - Yes, what does Rosemarie say about that? - Oh, please, don't. 1103 01:20:38,120 --> 01:20:42,558 - Who is Rosemarie? - Mr Cowers equally chubby and lovely wife. 1104 01:20:44,400 --> 01:20:50,271 (relaxed music) 1105 01:21:05,080 --> 01:21:08,676 (dance music) 1106 01:21:09,520 --> 01:21:12,957 If the Countess really has one has such a big influence on Mary... 1107 01:21:13,080 --> 01:21:15,470 - Yes, she did. - Then I see black for you. 1108 01:21:15,720 --> 01:21:17,712 - What do you mean? - Because I'm marrying the Countess. 1109 01:21:17,880 --> 01:21:20,873 Ha-Ha! That I don't laugh! Do you think she'll take you? 1110 01:21:21,000 --> 01:21:22,992 - She even rejected me. - I have a few things ahead of you: 1111 01:21:23,120 --> 01:21:25,760 1. I'm not married, 2. I am the father of Mary. 1112 01:21:26,080 --> 01:21:28,993 The Countess loves Mary more than anything and Mary, in turn, the Countess. 1113 01:21:29,120 --> 01:21:32,352 That's correct! say, why do you actually want to marry her? 1114 01:21:32,480 --> 01:21:35,154 But you're slow! She has a big influence on Mary. 1115 01:21:35,280 --> 01:21:38,637 This way I will finally be free be able to dispose of Mary's money. 1116 01:21:38,760 --> 01:21:41,719 - Is this how a father acts? - Only a father acts like that! 1117 01:21:42,440 --> 01:21:45,399 A father who cares about the fortune worried about his child. 1118 01:21:49,560 --> 01:21:51,233 (coughs) 1119 01:21:51,680 --> 01:21:54,240 Oh Henriette, Still have a cold? 1120 01:21:55,920 --> 01:21:58,480 - Yes a little. - Where did you leave Bobby? 1121 01:21:58,600 --> 01:22:04,073 Bo, Bo, poor Bobby. Yes, I... The had to leave suddenly, imagine. 1122 01:22:04,240 --> 01:22:06,596 I'm afraid he will today even have to leave Paris. 1123 01:22:06,720 --> 01:22:11,590 - Well, I'm very sorry about that. - Don't act like that, you're happy about it. 1124 01:22:14,120 --> 01:22:16,680 Countess! (both together) May I ask? 1125 01:22:17,640 --> 01:22:20,838 But gentlemen! Who should I turn down now? 1126 01:22:20,960 --> 01:22:24,351 Cower doesn't have time anyway. You wanted to Don't you telegraph to Rosemarie? 1127 01:22:24,480 --> 01:22:27,518 I? How come? Oh, yes, thank you, for reminding me! 1128 01:22:27,640 --> 01:22:30,314 Forgive me, Countess! 1129 01:22:31,760 --> 01:22:35,754 (Charleston Music) 1130 01:22:49,680 --> 01:22:52,912 A lovely couple! How made for each other! 1131 01:22:53,360 --> 01:22:58,037 When I hold you like this in my arms, I feel you are the woman for life. 1132 01:22:58,160 --> 01:23:01,198 - Mr. Cower gave this to me already said. - Oh, that one! 1133 01:23:01,320 --> 01:23:04,631 Say, dear Countess, Have you ever been married? 1134 01:23:05,440 --> 01:23:07,193 Yes, very briefly. 1135 01:23:07,320 --> 01:23:12,031 - What happened to your husband? - Please Don't remind me, Mr. Piper. 1136 01:23:12,160 --> 01:23:17,076 - Please call me Donald. - Oh, my dear Donald Duck! 1137 01:23:17,880 --> 01:23:20,793 No, I want to think of these sad ones Events are not remembered. 1138 01:23:20,960 --> 01:23:24,351 - But... - No! They dig into old wounds. 1139 01:23:24,520 --> 01:23:27,433 But please. I would like to know everything about you. 1140 01:23:27,560 --> 01:23:29,756 Now then! Be it! 1141 01:23:30,360 --> 01:23:34,115 I'll tell you everything. I shot him on his wedding night. 1142 01:23:35,040 --> 01:23:37,430 - No! - Yes. - Splendid! 1143 01:23:37,960 --> 01:23:42,000 I always wanted a woman who would be ready to shoot me. 1144 01:23:43,320 --> 01:23:45,596 You have don't want to become a mother? 1145 01:23:47,960 --> 01:23:52,000 Donald! I would like to, but I I think that will hardly be possible. 1146 01:23:52,760 --> 01:23:57,516 - Where there is a will, there is a way. - Definitely not this time. 1147 01:23:57,800 --> 01:24:01,237 You must understand me correctly! I'm looking for a mother for Mary. 1148 01:24:01,360 --> 01:24:04,273 Imagine how happy Could be you, you and Mary. 1149 01:24:04,720 --> 01:24:08,157 - Oh, I can imagine that very well. - Countess! I have your word! 1150 01:24:08,760 --> 01:24:11,320 Check this out! Her father kisses Bobby's hand. 1151 01:24:11,640 --> 01:24:14,109 I never knew that Bobby has so much sex appeal. 1152 01:24:16,320 --> 01:24:21,031 (slow dance music) 1153 01:24:37,080 --> 01:24:41,677 - Countess! - Oh, Mrs. Piper! 1154 01:24:42,200 --> 01:24:46,080 - You've just come in the right direction- look. - But I have that impression too. 1155 01:24:46,200 --> 01:24:48,476 I'm outraged at you, Countess! 1156 01:24:48,840 --> 01:24:52,595 - They dance there, tightly entwined with this, this... - Mommy! 1157 01:24:52,880 --> 01:24:55,520 My poor child, to whom have I entrusted you! 1158 01:24:55,640 --> 01:24:59,031 - Do you know what you are? - Be careful with your expressions! 1159 01:24:59,160 --> 01:25:01,391 My future wife is standing before you. 1160 01:25:02,000 --> 01:25:06,074 You did a great job of putting that together You giant snake, you. 1161 01:25:06,560 --> 01:25:09,029 So please, this is a mistake! As for the snake. 1162 01:25:09,520 --> 01:25:12,354 One moment, I have to talk to you. In peace and quiet. 1163 01:25:12,520 --> 01:25:16,355 - We go up to my room and You're coming with me, Henriette. - Yes, please. 1164 01:25:43,200 --> 01:25:45,556 (slow, exciting music) 1165 01:25:54,080 --> 01:25:56,117 (fast, exciting music) 1166 01:26:03,840 --> 01:26:06,230 Oh, it's just you. 1167 01:26:09,200 --> 01:26:12,477 You betrayed my trust, abused very vilely. 1168 01:26:13,080 --> 01:26:17,950 Yes, Mrs. Piper, I did. But not in the way you think. 1169 01:26:18,520 --> 01:26:20,876 - How come? How else? - Much worse. 1170 01:26:22,360 --> 01:26:25,831 I don't understand you, speak up finally. What have you done? 1171 01:26:28,160 --> 01:26:30,834 I have... I... I... 1172 01:26:31,040 --> 01:26:33,157 - I can't say. - Then I'll say it. 1173 01:26:33,880 --> 01:26:37,271 - The Countess fell in love with me. - Yes. This... 1174 01:26:37,880 --> 01:26:40,679 Excuse me? What does it mean: in love? 1175 01:26:40,800 --> 01:26:43,599 We're getting married, Mommy. (Mommy swallows audibly) 1176 01:26:44,320 --> 01:26:48,599 Do you want to marry the Countess? I'm going crazy. 1177 01:26:48,960 --> 01:26:49,916 Mary! 1178 01:26:50,040 --> 01:26:54,000 (romantic music) 1179 01:26:54,960 --> 01:26:57,600 Do you prefer What if dad marries the countess? 1180 01:26:58,960 --> 01:27:02,078 - Am I in a madhouse? - (high voice) Kiss the hand! 1181 01:27:02,920 --> 01:27:04,479 (deep voice) Kiss the hand! 1182 01:27:04,880 --> 01:27:07,270 - Who is that? - This is Bobby. 1183 01:27:07,520 --> 01:27:11,833 The man I love! And the man who dad got engaged to. 1184 01:27:12,440 --> 01:27:14,636 What, the Countess is a man? 1185 01:27:15,880 --> 01:27:18,600 - And Donald doesn't know that? - Not for the time being. 1186 01:27:18,720 --> 01:27:21,360 Otherwise... otherwise he would have yes, not asked for my hand in marriage. 1187 01:27:22,080 --> 01:27:27,838 No, that's wonderful. Too bad that there was no official engagement. 1188 01:27:28,240 --> 01:27:31,153 If you care, Mrs. Piper, you could let it come to that. 1189 01:27:35,240 --> 01:27:38,711 Yes, come, come, dear friend! We're dying of thirst. 1190 01:27:41,320 --> 01:27:45,394 - I don't understand where Henriette is. - She just wanted to go to the hairdresser. 1191 01:27:45,640 --> 01:27:48,394 You don't need to be afraid, Pops. She is in good hands. 1192 01:27:48,720 --> 01:27:51,713 - Bobby takes care of her. - But yes, that's all well and good. 1193 01:27:51,960 --> 01:27:55,237 But the guests will arrive in 5 minutes. Like should I receive her without a betrothed? 1194 01:27:55,680 --> 01:28:00,038 - Well, here we are! - I knew she was on time. 1195 01:28:01,040 --> 01:28:03,953 - So what! - I am here! 1196 01:28:04,080 --> 01:28:06,879 - Darlings! - Who is that? 1197 01:28:07,360 --> 01:28:10,637 -Henriette! - That's not my Henriette! - But. 1198 01:28:10,880 --> 01:28:13,349 But Donald, you don't know the Countess? 1199 01:28:13,640 --> 01:28:15,996 - That's not the Countess! - But Mr. Piper! 1200 01:28:16,440 --> 01:28:19,831 - My cousin is changing not! - Yes, she has changed! 1201 01:28:20,280 --> 01:28:21,999 But dad, what's wrong with you? 1202 01:28:22,120 --> 01:28:25,796 I've told you before you need to go to a psychiatrist. 1203 01:28:26,240 --> 01:28:28,880 Yes, I can you recommend a great one. 1204 01:28:29,480 --> 01:28:33,599 Dear Baron, we are old friends. Who is this lady? 1205 01:28:33,840 --> 01:28:36,116 Countess Henriette von Ratzeberg. 1206 01:28:36,480 --> 01:28:38,836 Donald! Darling! 1207 01:28:42,000 --> 01:28:44,071 I'll be right back. 1208 01:28:44,240 --> 01:28:46,709 So we would have done that. 1209 01:28:50,240 --> 01:28:53,631 (happy music) 1210 01:29:01,800 --> 01:29:08,354 (sings) Paris was worth the trip that is clearer than ever. 1211 01:29:09,200 --> 01:29:15,470 Because my secret travel destination you were to me, Cherie. 1212 01:29:16,440 --> 01:29:22,914 What else do I need froufrou, joujou, Lulu and Madeleine, 1213 01:29:23,680 --> 01:29:30,678 Since our first date in the evening on the Seine. 1214 01:29:31,240 --> 01:29:37,953 And what seems difficult elsewhere is convenient in Paris. 1215 01:29:38,600 --> 01:29:45,154 You don't hear anything else than je t'aime, je t'aime, je t'aime. 1216 01:29:46,000 --> 01:29:52,554 With every kiss you give me, I say to myself happily 1217 01:29:53,320 --> 01:29:59,794 Paris was worth this trip to a happy ending with you!