1 00:00:04,471 --> 00:00:06,565 There are two kinds of people in this world 2 00:00:06,974 --> 00:00:08,965 women and men 3 00:00:09,543 --> 00:00:11,944 The so-called virtue is that a woman has no talent 4 00:00:12,546 --> 00:00:15,345 It’s even more rare to be beautiful and have a good figure 5 00:00:15,883 --> 00:00:17,647 It seems like we are a good example 6 00:00:18,051 --> 00:00:20,418 It would be easier for men 7 00:00:20,988 --> 00:00:24,185 Just give him some electricity and act coquettishly 8 00:00:24,925 --> 00:00:26,552 He'll faint soon 9 00:00:26,927 --> 00:00:29,919 When the time comes, you can get the wind and the rain 10 00:00:30,664 --> 00:00:31,961 Do you understand? 11 00:00:32,332 --> 00:00:34,767 I understand, but what to do? 12 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:38,828 I'll demonstrate it to you once, you have to see it clearly 13 00:00:49,616 --> 00:00:51,380 That doesn't seem to be the case 14 00:00:51,985 --> 00:00:54,386 It’s so difficult to learn. I can’t learn it no matter what I do. 15 00:00:54,922 --> 00:00:57,254 Little Spider, you can't do this 16 00:00:57,858 --> 00:01:00,691 You need to put more thought and emotion into it 17 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:03,489 Come, let me demonstrate to you again 18 00:01:07,768 --> 00:01:08,963 what are you doing 19 00:01:09,369 --> 00:01:12,361 I'm starving, I need to eat 20 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:13,771 I don't want to learn anymore 21 00:01:13,974 --> 00:01:17,069 you are alone now 22 00:01:17,778 --> 00:01:19,769 No more mosquitoes 23 00:01:20,347 --> 00:01:23,339 You have to imitate human behavior, do you know how to eat? 24 00:01:23,951 --> 00:01:27,854 Let's do this. Sister, celebrate your success in cultivation today. 25 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:29,950 I'll take you to a big meal 26 00:01:33,427 --> 00:01:35,521 Ask for a signature first 27 00:01:47,507 --> 00:01:48,338 sister 28 00:01:49,977 --> 00:01:50,739 sister 29 00:01:52,279 --> 00:01:53,610 sister, where are you 30 00:01:55,015 --> 00:01:55,846 sister 31 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:02,089 Girl, I'm closing the door, you'd better go 32 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:05,190 I'm going to wait here for my sister to come back 33 00:02:06,026 --> 00:02:07,790 If you want to wait, wait outside. 34 00:02:08,362 --> 00:02:10,729 Anyway, don't stop me from closing the door 35 00:02:11,298 --> 00:02:12,231 No 36 00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:15,131 If I go away, my sister won't be able to find me when she comes back 37 00:02:15,702 --> 00:02:17,727 I don't know the way home 38 00:02:18,372 --> 00:02:20,136 It doesn't matter whether you wait for sister 39 00:02:20,507 --> 00:02:22,100 It’s okay if you don’t know the way home 40 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:24,342 Anyway, don't stop me from closing the door. Let's go quickly. 41 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:28,244 It would be easier for men 42 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:31,744 You just need to show off your electricity to him and act coquettishly 43 00:02:32,519 --> 00:02:34,851 He'll faint soon 44 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:48,068 what are you doing 45 00:02:51,872 --> 00:02:52,805 Very fresh 46 00:02:53,740 --> 00:02:54,798 thank you 47 00:02:55,575 --> 00:02:57,703 Just reach out and get it, it’s easy 48 00:02:58,412 --> 00:02:59,311 thank you 49 00:03:05,952 --> 00:03:07,113 Where is the money? 50 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:13,050 money, give money 51 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:14,994 what to do 52 00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:17,228 Return the sesame cakes to me. Do you want to eat my sesame cakes for free? 53 00:03:17,631 --> 00:03:18,723 What to do and why 54 00:03:18,932 --> 00:03:20,297 I've obviously seen other people do the same thing 55 00:03:20,667 --> 00:03:23,728 There is something to eat, why don’t I? 56 00:03:47,861 --> 00:03:49,829 It seems delicious 57 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:03,107 Very delicious 58 00:04:03,510 --> 00:04:05,877 Monster One 59 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:08,915 Come down quickly--: 60 00:04:10,217 --> 00:04:13,676 Ruinuo: Soup vessel: 61 00:04:14,454 --> 00:04:15,319 Master said 62 00:04:15,522 --> 00:04:17,889 You must smile, smiles come from others 63 00:04:18,458 --> 00:04:20,449 Do one good deed every day and accumulate good deeds 64 00:04:20,861 --> 00:04:22,124 So I can graduate 65 00:04:22,529 --> 00:04:24,861 Do one good deed every day and accumulate good deeds 66 00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:28,424 Do one good deed every day and accumulate good deeds 67 00:04:29,035 --> 00:04:31,868 Is there anything you need my help with? Let me accumulate good deeds. 68 00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:34,472 Shine my shoes, okay 69 00:04:34,875 --> 00:04:37,742 Do one good deed every day, accumulate good deeds, and complete 70 00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:40,637 Dust OK 71 00:04:50,991 --> 00:04:51,651 Complete 72 00:04:51,858 --> 00:04:54,418 Do one good deed every day and accumulate good deeds 73 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:01,096 thank you 74 00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:11,534 Do one good deed every day and accumulate good deeds 75 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:14,872 Do one good deed every day and accumulate good deeds 76 00:05:18,685 --> 00:05:21,120 Over here--: 77 00:05:21,788 --> 00:05:24,689 hit her 78 00:05:31,298 --> 00:05:32,424 Everyone, stop, don't fight 79 00:05:32,632 --> 00:05:34,259 Do one good deed every day and accumulate good deeds 80 00:05:34,634 --> 00:05:36,602 Monkeys can talk and are monkey spirits 81 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:38,596 Not only can he talk, but he can also sing 82 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:40,370 Sing a song for everyone to listen to 83 00:05:40,774 --> 00:05:41,900 (Big elephants can dance) 84 00:05:42,309 --> 00:05:43,470 (The horse trickster will climb the tree) 85 00:05:43,743 --> 00:05:45,677 (Foxes can fight) 86 00:05:46,546 --> 00:05:47,911 (Mountain Boar, Mountain Peng Goat) 87 00:05:48,281 --> 00:05:49,407 (There is an old sheep in the mountains) 88 00:05:49,649 --> 00:05:51,640 (The tiger is hairy and dumb) 89 00:06:00,794 --> 00:06:05,561 Monster. Run- 90 00:06:08,468 --> 00:06:10,960 Mr. Monkey, thank you very much 91 00:06:11,905 --> 00:06:13,339 Actually I want to thank you 92 00:06:13,740 --> 00:06:15,105 give me I do a good deed every day I get the chance 93 00:06:15,475 --> 00:06:16,943 Let's go quickly, or we'll get into trouble again 94 00:06:17,310 --> 00:06:20,280 Wait a minute, my foot is twisted and I can't walk 95 00:06:20,814 --> 00:06:23,408 Give me one more chance to do good deeds 96 00:06:23,984 --> 00:06:25,918 I will definitely get full marks this time 97 00:06:26,453 --> 00:06:28,285 Come, I will carry you 98 00:06:29,055 --> 00:06:32,252 (Hiss, you are ha yo dong) 99 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:34,721 (Big elephants can dance) 100 00:06:34,961 --> 00:06:36,292 (The horse trickster will climb the tree) 101 00:06:36,663 --> 00:06:38,859 (Foxes can fight) 102 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:46,596 Thank you, I don’t know how to repay you 103 00:06:46,973 --> 00:06:48,998 No need to tell me thank you 104 00:06:49,576 --> 00:06:50,839 Our three-star exam 105 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:52,643 Master wants us to go out and do one good deed every day 106 00:06:52,846 --> 00:06:53,870 I just want to thank you 107 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:56,215 Then do you usually do good deeds? 108 00:06:58,451 --> 00:07:01,011 Good deeds are not done often 109 00:07:01,554 --> 00:07:03,818 But do less bad things 110 00:07:04,391 --> 00:07:06,689 I did a good deed today and I feel very comfortable 111 00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:08,118 Master is absolutely right 112 00:07:08,561 --> 00:07:10,859 By the way, what's your name? 113 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:12,455 My name is Blast Rock 114 00:07:12,666 --> 00:07:13,462 Exploding rocks? What about you? 115 00:07:13,700 --> 00:07:15,566 Ask me? My name is Xiaozhu, Xiaozhu? 116 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:16,767 Very nice 117 00:07:16,970 --> 00:07:20,964 In fact, you are very dangerous and you don’t know magic 118 00:07:21,975 --> 00:07:23,636 Running around and being discovered 119 00:07:24,010 --> 00:07:26,001 It’s true (Slap, you’re a lad) 120 00:07:26,579 --> 00:07:28,638 Then I won’t be able to go out forever. 121 00:07:29,049 --> 00:07:30,016 Don't go 122 00:07:30,417 --> 00:07:31,714 You leave, I will go out another day 123 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:33,181 Will be bullied by those people again 124 00:07:33,586 --> 00:07:35,645 You can learn the spell first before going out 125 00:07:37,724 --> 00:07:39,624 No, my sister told me 126 00:07:40,026 --> 00:07:41,425 Practicing magic is not that simple 127 00:07:41,828 --> 00:07:43,626 At least more than a hundred years 128 00:07:44,030 --> 00:07:46,328 Then I won’t be able to go out for more than a hundred years. 129 00:07:48,568 --> 00:07:49,797 I'll give you something 130 00:07:50,036 --> 00:07:51,197 Will you teach me magic? 131 00:07:51,604 --> 00:07:54,073 No, I'm not at the level yet to teach others. 132 00:07:54,607 --> 00:07:56,575 But you take what I gave you 133 00:07:57,010 --> 00:07:58,307 Another day you take to the streets 134 00:07:58,678 --> 00:08:00,510 It might also help you 135 00:08:00,914 --> 00:08:02,211 Give it to me quickly 136 00:08:09,689 --> 00:08:11,157 what is this 137 00:08:11,524 --> 00:08:12,855 my monkey hair 138 00:08:13,059 --> 00:08:15,494 Holding my monkey hair and chanting my spell 139 00:08:16,062 --> 00:08:18,224 I promise you." "Listen 140 00:08:19,432 --> 00:08:21,332 (叽偏叽叽叽叽) 141 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:23,894 (叽叽叽叽叽叽叽) 142 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:26,939 (叽偏叽叽叽叽) 143 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:28,903 (叽叽叽叽偏.') 144 00:08:29,743 --> 00:08:30,676 (What?) 145 00:08:31,411 --> 00:08:33,209 (叽偏叽叽叽叽) 146 00:08:33,613 --> 00:08:35,411 (jijiji tell what jiji) 147 00:08:35,915 --> 00:08:37,576 (叽偏叽叽叽叽) 148 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:39,850 (叽偏叽叽叽叽) 149 00:08:40,453 --> 00:08:42,148 (叽偏叽叽叽叽) 150 00:08:42,555 --> 00:08:44,182 (叽偏叽叽叽叽) 151 00:08:44,591 --> 00:08:45,387 bake 152 00:08:51,931 --> 00:08:54,491 Accumulate good deeds and do one good deed every day 153 00:08:55,235 --> 00:08:57,863 Accumulate good deeds and do one good deed every day 154 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:00,802 Accumulate good deeds and do one good deed every day 155 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:03,274 So cute, he can even talk 156 00:09:03,676 --> 00:09:05,405 I will give you this monkey hair from now on 157 00:09:05,812 --> 00:09:07,473 If you are in danger, come out immediately 158 00:09:07,847 --> 00:09:08,712 it can protect you 159 00:09:08,982 --> 00:09:10,780 So, how to change back? 160 00:09:11,351 --> 00:09:12,682 Do you remember 161 00:09:12,919 --> 00:09:14,910 (What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what?) 162 00:09:15,488 --> 00:09:16,819 (What do you say? What do you say?) 163 00:09:17,023 --> 00:09:18,787 (What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what?) 164 00:09:19,459 --> 00:09:20,790 (What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what?) 165 00:09:21,027 --> 00:09:22,461 (What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what?) 166 00:09:22,862 --> 00:09:24,227 (What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what?) 167 00:09:24,631 --> 00:09:25,826 (What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what?) 168 00:09:26,299 --> 00:09:26,993 bake 169 00:09:29,335 --> 00:09:30,166 Very fun 170 00:09:30,370 --> 00:09:32,202 But this hair is very small and disappears easily. 171 00:09:32,605 --> 00:09:33,834 Give me a few hundred more 172 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:35,530 No, then I will become a hairless monkey 173 00:09:35,942 --> 00:09:37,637 Let me teach you 174 00:09:38,011 --> 00:09:40,639 you roll it up 175 00:09:41,381 --> 00:09:44,681 Then stuff it between your nails 176 00:09:45,385 --> 00:09:46,819 This way it won’t be easy to disappear 177 00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:48,886 thank you 178 00:09:49,456 --> 00:09:51,481 Please." "Before I leave 179 00:09:51,858 --> 00:09:53,087 Can you do me a favor? 180 00:09:53,460 --> 00:09:55,724 This is my daily record of one good deed 181 00:09:56,296 --> 00:09:58,731 It is a record of the good deeds we do every day. 182 00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:01,666 Please sign your name for me 183 00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:04,828 But I don't know the words 184 00:10:08,308 --> 00:10:10,003 So be it 185 00:10:21,254 --> 00:10:23,689 Bao Shi, you must come see me in the future, remember 186 00:10:24,491 --> 00:10:25,219 Definitely 187 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:26,425 Do you still remember? 188 00:10:26,693 --> 00:10:28,024 (叽偏叽叽叽叽) 189 00:10:28,428 --> 00:10:30,123 (叽偏叽叽叽叽) 190 00:10:45,211 --> 00:10:46,269 Little Spider, I'm back 191 00:10:46,546 --> 00:10:48,605 I brought you lunch 192 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:01,225 Sister, why should we eat them? 193 00:11:01,628 --> 00:11:02,925 we can eat something else 194 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:04,819 You have already practiced and formed 195 00:11:05,231 --> 00:11:06,665 Do you still want to eat flies? 196 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:08,732 You don't eat these monsters 197 00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:09,929 our sorcery 198 00:11:09,969 --> 00:11:12,870 How can it be promoted to another level? 199 00:11:30,557 --> 00:11:31,490 go in 200 00:11:33,326 --> 00:11:34,225 Big Brother 201 00:11:34,460 --> 00:11:36,952 Senior brother, it’s normal for us to be locked up 202 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:38,759 Even if you have great magic power, you are locked up. 203 00:11:38,965 --> 00:11:39,989 That's a little unusual 204 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:41,629 Stop talking nonsense 205 00:11:42,835 --> 00:11:44,599 Tiankong, look at how many of you there are 206 00:11:44,971 --> 00:11:46,461 I got hot inside so quickly 207 00:11:46,839 --> 00:11:48,739 Although my magic power is not as strong as yours 208 00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:50,467 But I'm better at using my brain 209 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:51,541 Just make some small plans 210 00:11:51,744 --> 00:11:53,610 I caught you all 211 00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:55,846 Don't talk to me, I'm not your friend 212 00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:57,577 You are not the little spider you used to be 213 00:11:57,817 --> 00:12:00,582 What, are you saying that I have changed? 214 00:12:01,287 --> 00:12:04,689 Am I getting older or not as beautiful as before? 215 00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:08,088 Become beautiful, but lose the most important thing 216 00:12:08,628 --> 00:12:09,686 Conscience 217 00:12:09,929 --> 00:12:11,397 Conscience? 218 00:12:11,831 --> 00:12:13,424 How much is a pound of conscience worth? 219 00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:16,495 You said you would definitely come see me again, but what happened? 220 00:12:17,036 --> 00:12:18,094 I came to see you 221 00:12:18,504 --> 00:12:20,063 If you are not here, will I stay in Pansi Cave forever? 222 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:21,373 Not going back to Huaguoshan 223 00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:25,243 Now you can say whatever you want 224 00:12:25,645 --> 00:12:26,976 If you really treat me as a friend 225 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:29,346 Why don't you tell me your real name? 226 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,547 I came in and out of a stone, how could I have a name? 227 00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:34,012 Sun Wukong was changed by Patriarch Bodhi for me later. 228 00:12:34,554 --> 00:12:36,283 These are all things that happened after I saw you 229 00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:38,021 I haven't lied to you 230 00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:39,721 You don't believe you can kill me 231 00:12:39,959 --> 00:12:42,690 But don’t implicate my two junior brothers and master 232 00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:45,160 Tiankong, thank you very much as my teacher 233 00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:47,226 Along the way, I tried my best to protect my teacher. 234 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:48,999 I have received many commissions for Master 235 00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:52,133 Now I have to be nailed to the bone by the spider spirit 236 00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:54,173 Stop blaming yourself 237 00:12:56,976 --> 00:12:58,273 There's something wrong with me too 238 00:12:58,645 --> 00:13:01,205 He often doesn’t practice hard and is greedy for beauty 239 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,749 If I don't covet beauty 240 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,150 I won't let everyone end up like this 241 00:13:07,887 --> 00:13:11,152 Tian Neng, who knows his mistakes and can correct them, and who can show off his good deeds 242 00:13:11,891 --> 00:13:13,586 I don’t blame you at all as a teacher 243 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:16,088 Master, I often face the truth of the Fa 244 00:13:16,829 --> 00:13:18,661 Only now do I know that you are a real person 245 00:13:19,265 --> 00:13:21,393 Old pig, I often underestimate you 246 00:13:21,934 --> 00:13:24,028 You must not be angry with me, I'm sorry 247 00:13:24,604 --> 00:13:27,198 I'm not angry, you are right to underestimate me 248 00:13:27,874 --> 00:13:29,672 Now even I underestimate myself 249 00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:32,034 You saw it early, I saw it late 250 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:37,147 Although the four of us, master and apprentice, walked towards Huangquan Road together, 251 00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:39,813 But it’s rare for everyone to realize 252 00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:43,048 Even if you die, there is value 253 00:13:43,589 --> 00:13:44,579 master 254 00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:46,448 good apprentice 255 00:13:50,229 --> 00:13:52,163 Stop acting here to win sympathy. 256 00:13:52,565 --> 00:13:55,000 Sun Wukong, you are not a human being 257 00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:57,900 I never thought you could be so humane 258 00:13:58,571 --> 00:13:59,697 It's so ridiculous 259 00:13:59,906 --> 00:14:00,873 I am a goblin 260 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:03,004 But who says goblins have no humanity? 261 00:14:03,409 --> 00:14:06,902 I still remember that I really considered you a friend 262 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:10,342 Do you really consider me a friend? 263 00:14:10,983 --> 00:14:12,747 Do you still remember 264 00:14:13,319 --> 00:14:16,619 If you have anything left with me, come and take a look 265 00:14:17,924 --> 00:14:20,086 Damn monkey, what tricks do you want to play? 266 00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:23,823 Are you still worried about me being nailed to the lute bone by you? 267 00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:25,923 come here 268 00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:28,866 come here 269 00:14:39,245 --> 00:14:41,942 Do you remember? Remember? 270 00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,386 Do you still have it? 271 00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:56,855 Back then I took this book back to Sanxingguan 272 00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:58,625 Show it to Master 273 00:14:58,865 --> 00:15:00,594 He really gave me full marks 274 00:15:01,033 --> 00:15:03,502 Although he later gave me zero points 275 00:15:04,036 --> 00:15:07,472 Tell me..."I'm close to women" 276 00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:11,239 I still keep it on me, why? 277 00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:13,744 Because I cherish you as a friend 278 00:15:14,313 --> 00:15:15,337 Because in this book 279 00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:18,313 There's me and you 280 00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:21,017 memories 281 00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:23,816 So tell me, do I consider you a friend? 282 00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:25,825 I only know now 283 00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:28,727 Master was right to pile up points on me back then 284 00:15:29,328 --> 00:15:33,128 Because I'm not doing good things, I'm doing evil things 285 00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:36,392 you make me Very shameful, knife place 286 00:15:45,244 --> 00:15:46,939 Anyway I don't know anything 287 00:15:47,346 --> 00:15:50,839 Don't think that you can save Tang Seng with just a few words. 288 00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:53,417 Now I just want to live as long as heaven and earth 289 00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:55,310 Become an indestructible body 290 00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:58,385 Tang Monk, he is mine 291 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,517 No one can compete with me 292 00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:04,960 I didn't throw away what you gave me. 293 00:16:05,331 --> 00:16:06,992 But what about what I gave you? 294 00:16:07,366 --> 00:16:09,425 I know you will never throw it away 295 00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:11,827 Take a nap Will definitely stay 296 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:13,906 Do you still remember that saying about eating? 297 00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:16,699 (叽偏叽叽叽叽) 298 00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:20,277 (叽偏叽叽叽叽) 299 00:16:21,914 --> 00:16:23,973 (叽偏叽叽叽叽) 300 00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:27,784 (叽偏叽叽叽叽) 301 00:16:29,388 --> 00:16:31,288 (叽偏叽叽叽叽) 302 00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:34,492 (叽偏叽叽叽叽) 303 00:16:35,027 --> 00:16:36,654 (叽偏叽叽叽叽) 304 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,465 (叽偏叽叽叽叽) 305 00:16:40,566 --> 00:16:42,193 (叽偏叽叽叽叽) 306 00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:48,933 (叽偏叽叽叽叽."' ) 307 00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:51,372 bake 308 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:56,278 Accumulate good deeds and do one good deed every day 309 00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:59,011 Accumulate good deeds and do one good deed every day/- 310 00:16:59,585 --> 00:17:00,643 You still have my monkey hair 311 00:17:00,953 --> 00:17:02,580 I knew you weren't bad 312 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,751 You went crazy while practicing 313 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:06,792 Turn around and find the shore 314 00:17:06,993 --> 00:17:08,358 I believe I saw you right 315 00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:10,753 Put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha immediately 316 00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,093 Donor, are you still not aware? 317 00:17:16,502 --> 00:17:17,901 Actually you are lucky 318 00:17:18,304 --> 00:17:20,136 No one has ever heard me sing 319 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:23,009 The first time I met you, you had the chance to hear 320 00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:25,202 Do you still remember? 321 00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:27,407 (Big elephants can dance) 322 00:17:27,813 --> 00:17:29,838 (The horse trickster will climb the tree) 323 00:17:30,449 --> 00:17:33,180 (Foxes can fight) 324 00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:36,654 (Mountain Boar, Mountain Peng Goat) 325 00:17:37,089 --> 00:17:38,853 (There is an old sheep in the mountains) 326 00:17:39,425 --> 00:17:42,326 (The tiger is hairy and dumb) 327 00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:47,498 Explosive rocks 328 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:03,678 Come back, come back quickly 329 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:12,949 Master, starting from today 330 00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:15,192 I want to close the pansi hole and concentrate on practicing 331 00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:16,652 Wait until you come back from the Western Meridian 332 00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:18,762 Eliminate my demonic aura and achieve positive results 333 00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:21,300 Amitabha 334 00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:25,567 Sikong’s blow from you was not in vain. 335 00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:31,775 Here we go, little spider 336 00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:35,110 Explosive Rock, I still like to call you that 337 00:18:35,681 --> 00:18:36,375 Call it whatever you want 338 00:18:36,582 --> 00:18:38,448 The most important thing is that none of us have changed 339 00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:40,717 I'm waiting for you to come back. I will definitely come back. 340 00:18:48,928 --> 00:18:50,327 Because you are the leader who does good deeds every day 341 00:18:50,696 --> 00:18:51,925 And accumulate good fortune and cultivate virtue 342 00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:55,461 So I'm going to give you a proof. Thank you. 343 00:18:56,035 --> 00:18:58,333 I won’t take this record book of one good deed a day with me. 344 00:18:58,904 --> 00:19:00,303 stay for you 345 00:19:00,706 --> 00:19:01,639 I'm back after taking the western longitude 346 00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:03,070 Come and take a look at the first time 347 00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:05,240 Have you ever done one good deed every day, okay? 348 00:19:06,712 --> 00:19:07,508 ok 349 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:08,906 ok 350 00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:10,845 Gone 351 00:19:11,617 --> 00:19:12,778 here we go 352 00:19:17,356 --> 00:19:18,255 It's my turn 353 00:19:18,457 --> 00:19:19,447 I kiss you- 354 00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:20,989 Kanshen: 355 00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:32,833 Incense burner stand, slanted 356 00:19:33,739 --> 00:19:35,298 stone tripod, inclined 357 00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:37,869 The board is low and sloping 358 00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:40,334 This bed is crooked 359 00:19:40,746 --> 00:19:42,043 This table has high and low legs 360 00:19:42,448 --> 00:19:44,883 The whole house is crooked, how can it be inhabited? 361 00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:47,250 Little Master, did you go the wrong way and take you to the wrong room? 362 00:19:47,653 --> 00:19:50,884 No, this is the best room, how could I go wrong? 363 00:19:51,657 --> 00:19:52,954 It's best if you tell me 364 00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:55,828 You don’t seem to be able to understand if I learn to transfer 365 00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:58,126 Do you have to speak frankly to be happy? 366 00:19:58,497 --> 00:20:00,056 I mean, aren't you? 367 00:20:00,466 --> 00:20:02,491 Let's live in this shitty room 368 00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:04,597 Tian Neng, you can't be so rude 369 00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:06,733 No, Master, they were rude first 370 00:20:07,273 --> 00:20:08,331 How do you say we are just guests? 371 00:20:08,574 --> 00:20:10,133 How can you give us a room like this? 372 00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:14,502 do you know who he is 373 00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:19,880 He is the younger brother of our current Emperor of the Tang Dynasty 374 00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:22,143 Tang Sanzang 375 00:20:22,588 --> 00:20:23,783 Holy monk? 376 00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:26,792 what evidence do you have 377 00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:29,850 You really can’t shed tears until you see the coffin 378 00:20:30,262 --> 00:20:31,957 If you want evidence, okay, I'll show you the evidence. 379 00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:33,558 Diao Neng 380 00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:34,494 master 381 00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:36,190 After all, we are also monks and we cannot lie. 382 00:20:36,635 --> 00:20:38,899 I need to show him the evidence 383 00:20:41,707 --> 00:20:42,902 Keep your eyes open 384 00:20:43,275 --> 00:20:45,369 See clearly, what is this 385 00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:48,008 Whose seal is this? Do you recognize it? 386 00:20:48,714 --> 00:20:52,981 Have you seen the treasure seal of the current Emperor of the Tang Dynasty? 387 00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:54,819 Not enough? 388 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:56,415 Tune 7 389 00:20:58,023 --> 00:20:59,115 This one in front of you 390 00:20:59,558 --> 00:21:01,890 It’s because we are young and promising 391 00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:04,863 An extraordinary young monk 392 00:21:05,531 --> 00:21:06,965 He is the Holy Monk of the Tang Dynasty 393 00:21:07,366 --> 00:21:10,825 Are you afraid if it's fake? 394 00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:14,071 Just wait a moment, I'll be right back 395 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,735 I really can’t shed tears until I see the coffin 396 00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:19,836 I, an old pig, don’t show off my power and treat me as a sick pig. 397 00:21:23,482 --> 00:21:27,248 Holy Monk." "I really missed you just now. 398 00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:29,284 Don't be offended 399 00:21:29,655 --> 00:21:31,453 The abbot is serious, the poor monk is disturbing you. 400 00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:33,952 Don't bother - 401 00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:37,087 Temples are meant to be convenient for monks 402 00:21:37,596 --> 00:21:40,531 Besides, we are all Buddhist disciples 403 00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:43,565 Holy monk, if you don’t mind 404 00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:46,461 You can stay as long as you want 405 00:21:48,841 --> 00:21:51,640 Holy monk, let’s sit down and talk slowly 406 00:21:52,378 --> 00:21:53,641 sit down and talk 407 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:57,044 Look at him, he is smiling 408 00:21:57,583 --> 00:21:59,745 It's completely different from what it looked like just now. 409 00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:01,309 Faster than changing faces 410 00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:03,045 Not only that, Lao Sha, it’s faster than transformation 411 00:22:03,422 --> 00:22:05,151 I was a poor man just now, my whole body was in rags and rags 412 00:22:05,558 --> 00:22:07,925 Now I have pearly luster, oily head and pink face. 413 00:22:09,762 --> 00:22:12,163 I always feel that this person is a monk and a monster. 414 00:22:12,731 --> 00:22:14,961 Senior brother, you are too sensitive 415 00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:17,469 You think everyone is a monster, both men and women are monsters 416 00:22:17,870 --> 00:22:19,304 Why do you say this is Guanyin Temple? 417 00:22:19,705 --> 00:22:21,571 All evil spirits have been purified by Guanyin 418 00:22:22,241 --> 00:22:24,710 If you don't do enough, just shut your mouth 419 00:22:25,311 --> 00:22:26,437 Guangmou 420 00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:29,273 Why did you arrange for them to live in such a shabby room? 421 00:22:29,815 --> 00:22:31,180 Why don't you quickly change to a better one? 422 00:22:31,584 --> 00:22:33,382 Yes, Master, I will go change rooms right now 423 00:22:33,786 --> 00:22:36,084 It doesn't matter, we just live here 424 00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:39,659 No." "Go with my apprentice quickly. 425 00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:41,724 Then you're welcome, Master 426 00:22:41,927 --> 00:22:43,986 please Katada 427 00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:45,998 Let me help you, old pig 428 00:22:46,832 --> 00:22:49,460 You fat pig, it’s good to be so diligent 429 00:23:10,322 --> 00:23:12,222 It's so rich tonight 430 00:23:12,591 --> 00:23:13,615 If it wasn't me just now 431 00:23:13,859 --> 00:23:16,556 Take the emperor's name, press it, and shine it 432 00:23:17,296 --> 00:23:20,095 I'm afraid we'll be miserable if we have to sleep in a woodshed and chew tree bark. 433 00:23:20,633 --> 00:23:24,069 I remember when I took out the gift from the emperor from my body 434 00:23:24,803 --> 00:23:26,999 Take two steps forward and stop riding. 435 00:23:27,539 --> 00:23:28,734 Say it loudly to him 436 00:23:28,974 --> 00:23:31,102 Do you know whose seal it is? 437 00:23:31,677 --> 00:23:33,839 That momentum, Lao Sha, don’t pour the tea yet 438 00:23:34,380 --> 00:23:36,542 Even timid people are intimidated by me, don’t you think? 439 00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:38,145 People are afraid of your appearance as a fat pig 440 00:23:38,550 --> 00:23:39,244 what did you say 441 00:23:39,451 --> 00:23:40,919 It may not have anything to do with Tian Neng’s appearance. 442 00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:42,754 Even the master smiled and said 443 00:23:42,955 --> 00:23:44,684 It directly hurts my little brother's self-esteem. 444 00:23:45,224 --> 00:23:46,817 Disciple is really a little sad, Master 445 00:23:47,192 --> 00:23:48,956 We monks don’t make birthday greetings 446 00:23:49,328 --> 00:23:50,818 What the Master said is a golden sentence 447 00:23:51,196 --> 00:23:51,958 What a golden saying 448 00:23:52,197 --> 00:23:54,131 The monk just now obviously respects the emperor 449 00:23:54,533 --> 00:23:55,364 That's not true 450 00:23:55,567 --> 00:23:57,626 Sometimes when you come out to fight, you need to be aggressive. 451 00:23:58,203 --> 00:24:00,331 Yes, even senior brother agrees with me, Lao Sha 452 00:24:00,739 --> 00:24:01,831 Did you hear that? I thought about it. 453 00:24:02,241 --> 00:24:03,970 Before we attack in the future 454 00:24:04,376 --> 00:24:06,310 Set up a position first 455 00:24:06,712 --> 00:24:07,838 But before setting up the battle 456 00:24:08,213 --> 00:24:09,078 by him 457 00:24:09,315 --> 00:24:11,943 Master gives the order, let's fight again 458 00:24:12,518 --> 00:24:14,008 Two junior brothers, both agree and disagree. 459 00:24:14,386 --> 00:24:15,581 I have no opinion. I disagree. 460 00:24:15,788 --> 00:24:17,449 Wouldn't it be awkward then? 461 00:24:17,856 --> 00:24:19,221 Why do you say that? 462 00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:21,525 If the goblin wants to influence them, why bother talking about fighting and killing them? 463 00:24:21,894 --> 00:24:22,861 You don't know something, Master 464 00:24:23,228 --> 00:24:25,663 Setting up a formation can show our unity 465 00:24:26,265 --> 00:24:28,097 Secondly, it can increase our morale 466 00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:30,731 Thirdly, we can use our momentum to 467 00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:32,600 scare away our enemies 468 00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:34,273 reduce our force 469 00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:36,506 That's what you want, right 470 00:24:36,875 --> 00:24:37,774 sounds reasonable 471 00:24:38,010 --> 00:24:39,034 That makes sense, so what’s the slogan? 472 00:24:39,445 --> 00:24:41,209 Senior brother, before we shout slogans 473 00:24:41,580 --> 00:24:42,775 Can you tell us our names first? 474 00:24:43,015 --> 00:24:43,607 Squeeze the opponent 475 00:24:43,849 --> 00:24:45,112 Lest they think we are nobody 476 00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:46,246 in vain 477 00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:47,509 Let’s sign up first. Okay. 478 00:24:47,753 --> 00:24:48,743 I am senior brother, I come first 479 00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:49,978 I am a fairy, come-- 480 00:24:50,356 --> 00:24:50,982 Brat, what's going on? 481 00:24:51,023 --> 00:24:51,717 Do you know who I am? No 482 00:24:51,957 --> 00:24:52,822 Haven't you heard my name? No 483 00:24:53,025 --> 00:24:54,151 Then listen carefully 484 00:24:56,061 --> 00:24:57,051 i am 485 00:24:57,429 --> 00:24:59,727 Tathagata Buddha, Jade Emperor, Guanyin Bodhisattva 486 00:25:00,265 --> 00:25:01,824 Designated special envoy to retrieve the Western Meridian 487 00:25:02,034 --> 00:25:03,763 The Monkey King in Water Curtain Cave in Huaguo Mountain 488 00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:06,168 Monkey King, Monkey King 489 00:25:06,572 --> 00:25:07,903 I'm so scared, please forgive me - 490 00:25:08,307 --> 00:25:09,206 OK or not OK 491 00:25:09,408 --> 00:25:11,206 Okay, you have to speak up again, you are the second senior brother 492 00:25:11,610 --> 00:25:13,601 How can I continue to make noises when I'm playing a goblin, senior brother? 493 00:25:13,979 --> 00:25:14,946 Hurry up, come 494 00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:16,439 It's my turn, tell me 495 00:25:16,682 --> 00:25:18,241 You are fairies, listen 496 00:25:18,650 --> 00:25:20,345 Do you know who I am? I don’t know. 497 00:25:20,753 --> 00:25:23,085 Then listen, I am 498 00:25:23,622 --> 00:25:25,317 Lead the heavenly troops, support the strong and support the weak 499 00:25:25,691 --> 00:25:27,159 Feet on the earth, compassionate and righteous 500 00:25:27,559 --> 00:25:28,856 A chivalrous and righteous person, a romantic tenant 501 00:25:29,061 --> 00:25:31,029 Tianpeng Marshal Zhu Bajie 502 00:25:31,597 --> 00:25:33,827 I don’t know what you said you did in your previous life 503 00:25:34,833 --> 00:25:36,392 This is my business, otherwise I will say nothing 504 00:25:36,802 --> 00:25:37,667 i have nothing else to say 505 00:25:37,870 --> 00:25:38,803 You want to talk about the past life? 506 00:25:39,004 --> 00:25:41,166 You should even tell me about teasing Chang'e 507 00:25:41,707 --> 00:25:42,435 Don't say that, senior brother 508 00:25:42,674 --> 00:25:43,869 We're on par with each other, I'll tell you the truth 509 00:25:44,276 --> 00:25:45,971 Why didn't you say you were trapped in Wuzhishan? 510 00:25:46,378 --> 00:25:48,745 After saying that, everyone left, Shi Fei.- 511 00:25:49,415 --> 00:25:50,507 What is Shifei~ 512 00:25:50,716 --> 00:25:51,945 Who is Shi Fei? Is he the master? 513 00:25:52,351 --> 00:25:54,217 They have been captured and eaten at any time, and their bones have been chewed 514 00:25:54,586 --> 00:25:55,451 Even the bones were chewed 515 00:25:55,654 --> 00:25:56,712 Are you talking back to me, Senior Brother? 516 00:25:56,955 --> 00:25:57,615 No, senior brother 517 00:25:57,856 --> 00:26:00,188 Are you talking back to your senior brother? 518 00:26:00,759 --> 00:26:03,558 Why are we quarreling again? We have to quarrel every time we discuss it. 519 00:26:04,296 --> 00:26:06,424 Then you have to ask him, he always quarrels with us 520 00:26:06,799 --> 00:26:08,665 We have a codename 521 00:26:09,034 --> 00:26:11,935 But the master hasn't given the order yet 522 00:26:12,638 --> 00:26:15,266 Every time the code name is revealed, the master must give the order first 523 00:26:15,841 --> 00:26:17,570 Shout loudly 524 00:26:17,976 --> 00:26:19,637 Is it good to combine Yamato? 525 00:26:20,012 --> 00:26:22,413 Okay-." "Come on, show me to Master once. 526 00:26:22,948 --> 00:26:23,642 I.1.I 527 00:26:23,882 --> 00:26:25,316 big combination 528 00:26:25,984 --> 00:26:26,883 Come 529 00:26:27,086 --> 00:26:28,520 No need. Just give it a try. 530 00:26:28,921 --> 00:26:29,945 Come on, say, Master 531 00:26:30,322 --> 00:26:31,756 If you don’t like it, don’t use it in the future. 532 00:26:31,957 --> 00:26:33,823 Yes, it doesn't matter if you say it once, just say it 533 00:26:34,393 --> 00:26:35,485 big combination 534 00:26:36,562 --> 00:26:37,085 No 535 00:26:37,296 --> 00:26:38,730 This won't work, it really won't work 536 00:26:38,931 --> 00:26:40,421 You say one, two, three and then let Master say it more powerfully. 537 00:26:40,833 --> 00:26:41,356 do it again 538 00:26:41,567 --> 00:26:42,728 I.1.I 539 00:26:44,403 --> 00:26:46,167 Amitabha, great union 540 00:26:46,538 --> 00:26:48,199 First of all, you said that Amitabha Buddha is not suitable. 541 00:26:48,574 --> 00:26:49,905 We are going to kill- 542 00:26:50,275 --> 00:26:52,039 Now we have to fight, we need a little fire 543 00:26:52,411 --> 00:26:53,810 Be more fiery 544 00:26:54,513 --> 00:26:55,708 We monks cannot get angry 545 00:26:55,914 --> 00:26:57,973 It's not about getting angry, it's a different kind of fire 546 00:26:58,517 --> 00:27:01,885 It's the fire emanating from the eyes 547 00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:03,588 Be more powerful, fire 548 00:27:03,789 --> 00:27:04,847 Times: 549 00:27:05,057 --> 00:27:07,116 Senior brother, don’t mess around. It’s okay, - 550 00:27:07,659 --> 00:27:09,149 Don't force Master, it's okay, - 551 00:27:09,561 --> 00:27:10,756 who 552 00:27:21,773 --> 00:27:23,605 Saint Hate, haven't you slept yet? 553 00:27:24,076 --> 00:27:26,204 You haven't slept yet. Do you have anything to ask us? 554 00:27:26,879 --> 00:27:30,247 Nothing"I can't sleep 555 00:27:30,949 --> 00:27:33,680 Come and see you and have a chat 556 00:27:34,419 --> 00:27:37,616 Okay, we are chatting too. Okay. 557 00:27:38,457 --> 00:27:40,824 Take a look for me 558 00:27:41,393 --> 00:27:43,862 Isn’t the fishing float I’m wearing today pretty? 559 00:27:44,530 --> 00:27:47,761 Are they comparable to your high-end goods from Datang? 560 00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:49,467 Master Fakong 561 00:27:49,701 --> 00:27:51,829 Clothing is something external to the body, why should we be so persistent? 562 00:27:52,404 --> 00:27:53,803 You can't say that 563 00:27:54,039 --> 00:27:57,339 How can I say, I am also the abbot of Guanyin Temple 564 00:27:58,043 --> 00:27:59,977 I can't dress too shabbily 565 00:28:00,579 --> 00:28:04,209 Master, this piece of clothing is really beautiful. 566 00:28:04,917 --> 00:28:07,386 Really? 567 00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:10,651 Yes, it's really beautiful, but- 568 00:28:13,058 --> 00:28:15,459 I also have a lot of great collections 569 00:28:15,994 --> 00:28:17,758 Well, you follow me 570 00:28:18,297 --> 00:28:19,890 I'll take you to visit 571 00:28:22,734 --> 00:28:24,634 This old monk is so snobbish 572 00:28:25,037 --> 00:28:26,698 Not a good person, be careful 573 00:28:27,072 --> 00:28:28,267 Don't be afraid, senior brother 574 00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:30,574 Many people hate people who are rich and hate people who are poor. 575 00:28:30,943 --> 00:28:32,741 The most important thing is that he prepared something for us to eat 576 00:28:33,278 --> 00:28:35,872 Maybe we’ll have a family night after the visit, let’s go 577 00:28:42,688 --> 00:28:44,588 Holy monk, please 578 00:28:52,698 --> 00:28:53,688 Please see 579 00:28:53,899 --> 00:28:55,424 It really seems like there are a lot of treasures 580 00:28:57,369 --> 00:28:58,666 Come 581 00:28:59,238 --> 00:29:00,034 what is this 582 00:29:00,305 --> 00:29:01,704 this 583 00:29:01,940 --> 00:29:03,567 This is 584 00:29:03,976 --> 00:29:06,946 The glass jade cup that Qin Shihuang used to drink 585 00:29:07,646 --> 00:29:10,047 Use it to drink, and you won’t get drunk after a thousand cups 586 00:29:10,616 --> 00:29:13,313 If I don’t drink and just drink water, it’s useless. 587 00:29:15,587 --> 00:29:17,021 don't break it 588 00:29:17,422 --> 00:29:20,255 Holy monk, and--: 589 00:29:23,562 --> 00:29:25,087 Look 590 00:29:26,398 --> 00:29:27,297 This one 591 00:29:27,499 --> 00:29:30,696 It was the dagger Jing Fu used to stab King Qin back then. 592 00:29:31,436 --> 00:29:35,031 Look, there's still blood stains on it 593 00:29:35,807 --> 00:29:38,139 It seems really sharp, look at it 594 00:29:38,677 --> 00:29:39,371 Also 595 00:29:39,611 --> 00:29:40,669 where 596 00:29:40,979 --> 00:29:42,572 look at this 597 00:29:44,416 --> 00:29:45,508 fake 598 00:29:47,352 --> 00:29:48,114 Fake? 599 00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:49,287 Really 600 00:29:49,554 --> 00:29:50,578 Really? 601 00:29:50,822 --> 00:29:51,983 Really fake 602 00:29:52,424 --> 00:29:54,051 Is it really fake? 603 00:29:54,426 --> 00:29:56,724 Did you buy it from Mayor Jiao Qi in Daliang? 604 00:29:57,262 --> 00:29:58,491 The one with five feet long feet? 605 00:29:58,697 --> 00:30:00,165 how did you know 606 00:30:00,532 --> 00:30:02,296 He is known to sell fake goods 607 00:30:02,668 --> 00:30:05,069 Also, your glass jade cup 608 00:30:05,604 --> 00:30:07,299 Did you buy it from Yanxuchen? 609 00:30:07,706 --> 00:30:08,639 Do you know him again? 610 00:30:08,874 --> 00:30:11,104 He specializes in tricking ignorant women into cheating 611 00:30:11,710 --> 00:30:12,973 This. 612 00:30:13,345 --> 00:30:15,336 Also, fake 613 00:30:16,248 --> 00:30:17,306 fake 614 00:30:17,849 --> 00:30:18,839 fake 615 00:30:19,451 --> 00:30:21,146 This is also false 616 00:30:21,620 --> 00:30:23,611 Everything here is fake 617 00:30:25,590 --> 00:30:28,685 All are fake 618 00:30:36,435 --> 00:30:37,231 Be good, don't cry 619 00:30:37,369 --> 00:30:39,428 Wait until uncle brings you the real thing that is guaranteed to be fake. 620 00:30:39,838 --> 00:30:41,636 Come back soon, wait for me, Diao Neng 621 00:30:43,342 --> 00:30:44,468 I'll be back soon 622 00:30:44,676 --> 00:30:45,541 Abbot brother 623 00:30:45,777 --> 00:30:48,246 My fat pig junior brother is going to get an absolutely genuine one 624 00:30:48,780 --> 00:30:50,771 Let me show you some of the good things that have fallen into disgrace. 625 00:30:51,350 --> 00:30:52,374 Come on and have a smile 626 00:30:52,584 --> 00:30:54,382 Tiankong, please stop irritating him. 627 00:30:57,689 --> 00:30:59,680 How could it be fake 628 00:31:00,258 --> 00:31:01,316 This is the current Holy Emperor 629 00:31:01,526 --> 00:31:04,689 Is the purple gold bag given by Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty beautiful? 630 00:31:06,765 --> 00:31:08,665 It is indeed a treasure 631 00:31:09,234 --> 00:31:10,292 This purple gold- 632 00:31:10,535 --> 00:31:13,334 Purple gold is a rare mineral in India 633 00:31:13,872 --> 00:31:18,742 There is only one tael of purple gold out of one tael of gold 634 00:31:19,878 --> 00:31:22,677 Alchemy with Purple Gold 635 00:31:23,382 --> 00:31:28,843 It is enough to show the noble status of the almsgiver 636 00:31:29,921 --> 00:31:32,151 It's beautiful, and there are some good things 637 00:31:34,393 --> 00:31:36,623 If you are older, please stand still. 638 00:31:37,028 --> 00:31:38,587 This is the flaw in fishing 639 00:31:38,964 --> 00:31:41,092 Instrument painting class 640 00:31:50,876 --> 00:31:54,403 Jinbuzhiyu is woven with the most precious Tianhuan silk 641 00:31:55,313 --> 00:31:58,214 By the most beautiful and elfin Weaver Girl in the capital of Tang Dynasty 642 00:31:58,817 --> 00:32:02,151 It took three hundred and sixty-five days to weave it 643 00:32:02,854 --> 00:32:04,822 Look at the pearls on the inkstone 644 00:32:05,357 --> 00:32:07,348 They all have similar names, for example 645 00:32:07,726 --> 00:32:12,425 Night Pearl, Night Ear Pearl, Bureau Chen Pearl, Bureau Evil Pearl 646 00:32:13,465 --> 00:32:14,728 And Chen Baozhu 647 00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:17,129 As long as you wear this suit, you can/- 648 00:32:17,669 --> 00:32:20,400 If you don’t fall into state, you won’t fall into hell. 649 00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:23,374 No suffering, no disaster 650 00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:25,034 Wear this super fishing jacket 651 00:32:25,410 --> 00:32:27,606 You can also alarm the gods and Buddhas in the heavens 652 00:32:27,979 --> 00:32:29,538 Walking through the cemetery, lonely ghosts 653 00:32:30,048 --> 00:32:31,982 Will automatically stay away from Diao Neng 654 00:32:32,517 --> 00:32:33,712 What. Don't lie 655 00:32:33,985 --> 00:32:35,180 No, Master, I'm telling the truth 656 00:32:35,554 --> 00:32:36,453 Is it powerful? 657 00:32:37,756 --> 00:32:40,020 Simply the best of the best 658 00:32:40,559 --> 00:32:42,584 It’s truly something extraordinary. 659 00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:45,896 Holy Monk." "Can you let me watch it for one night? 660 00:32:46,598 --> 00:32:48,999 I will definitely return it to you tomorrow 661 00:32:49,534 --> 00:32:51,696 Abbot, this is nothing but a super fish 662 00:32:52,270 --> 00:32:54,932 No matter how beautiful it is, it's just some threads 663 00:32:55,507 --> 00:32:56,668 Why are you so persistent? 664 00:32:56,908 --> 00:32:59,934 I agree with this, monks and nuns have all four elements. 665 00:33:00,645 --> 00:33:02,238 So don’t be so persistent 666 00:33:02,614 --> 00:33:04,082 Just let me watch it for one night 667 00:33:04,483 --> 00:33:06,815 What's the big deal? Nothing's wrong 668 00:33:07,352 --> 00:33:10,117 Since you insist, Abbot, just take it. 669 00:33:10,655 --> 00:33:12,714 No, theft-making is a gift from the emperor and cannot be borrowed. 670 00:33:13,258 --> 00:33:13,884 Tien Kong 671 00:33:13,925 --> 00:33:15,017 Fishing is just an external thing 672 00:33:15,393 --> 00:33:16,485 Even if it disappears one day 673 00:33:16,728 --> 00:33:17,820 It will still come back to me 674 00:33:18,263 --> 00:33:20,493 Thanks to the Holy Monk for completing the mission 675 00:33:22,701 --> 00:33:23,361 The most hateful thing is you 676 00:33:23,602 --> 00:33:24,398 What does it have to do with me? 677 00:33:24,603 --> 00:33:26,264 Just now you pulled him together to seduce him 678 00:33:26,638 --> 00:33:27,196 I don't have 679 00:33:27,439 --> 00:33:29,965 He likes Fashi just as much as I do 680 00:33:30,542 --> 00:33:32,442 But he is greedy and looks a bit ugly. 681 00:33:32,811 --> 00:33:33,903 They look almost the same 682 00:33:34,312 --> 00:33:36,644 Don't laugh at fifty steps and laugh at hundred steps. I'm going to sleep first. 683 00:33:37,048 --> 00:33:39,517 I went to bed too, master, senior brother, good night 684 00:33:40,285 --> 00:33:43,687 Guess if that piece of shit will come back? 685 00:34:06,478 --> 00:34:08,708 Master." "What happened last night? 686 00:34:09,247 --> 00:34:12,740 Master, do you want me to help you back to your room? 687 00:34:13,652 --> 00:34:16,383 I didn't sleep all night last night 688 00:34:16,955 --> 00:34:18,150 Master, what are you doing? 689 00:34:18,590 --> 00:34:22,322 All my treasures are fake 690 00:34:23,228 --> 00:34:24,457 Fake? How could this happen? 691 00:34:24,696 --> 00:34:27,290 Tang Monk had a disciple named Sha Diaojing 692 00:34:27,832 --> 00:34:29,300 He is a treasure connoisseur 693 00:34:29,668 --> 00:34:30,794 he has confirmed 694 00:34:31,002 --> 00:34:33,664 All my treasures are fake 695 00:34:34,439 --> 00:34:36,373 How could this be, I heard you have these real things 696 00:34:36,741 --> 00:34:37,765 It’s all your hard work 697 00:34:38,009 --> 00:34:39,477 Used a lot of money to find it from different places 698 00:34:39,878 --> 00:34:41,846 That's it 699 00:34:42,380 --> 00:34:43,814 Forget it, Master, since it has become a fact 700 00:34:44,049 --> 00:34:45,744 Just stop being so persistent 701 00:34:46,351 --> 00:34:49,150 I know this, there's no point in crying 702 00:34:49,721 --> 00:34:52,656 If you cry again, those fake things will not become true. 703 00:34:53,358 --> 00:34:55,383 Then Master, why are you still crying? 704 00:34:55,794 --> 00:34:57,421 I'm not heartbroken about my physical objects 705 00:34:57,829 --> 00:34:59,024 I am heartbroken 706 00:34:59,397 --> 00:35:01,889 I'm thinking about Tang Monk's deed 707 00:35:02,467 --> 00:35:04,663 Tang Monk's theft making method is very simple, nothing special. 708 00:35:05,270 --> 00:35:08,240 You don't know, the brocade in his baggage 709 00:35:08,773 --> 00:35:10,400 It was given to him by the Emperor of Tang Dynasty 710 00:35:10,809 --> 00:35:14,074 That Siyu piece shines brightly as soon as you open it 711 00:35:14,813 --> 00:35:15,712 Really so powerful 712 00:35:15,914 --> 00:35:19,475 Also, the iron mark on the thief's watch is jewelry, solid stone 713 00:35:20,352 --> 00:35:22,946 The most powerful thing is to wear that four-piece suit 714 00:35:23,488 --> 00:35:28,050 It can ward off disasters and avoid the suffering of reincarnation in hell. 715 00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:30,792 It’s really that powerful, I want to see it too 716 00:35:31,396 --> 00:35:33,023 How can I see it? 717 00:35:33,398 --> 00:35:36,299 I just spent the whole night enjoying it 718 00:35:36,835 --> 00:35:38,860 The more I watch it, the more I like it 719 00:35:39,404 --> 00:35:42,169 It's a pity that I have to pay it back tonight. 720 00:35:42,741 --> 00:35:43,936 If each is able to get it 721 00:35:44,342 --> 00:35:46,777 Even if I live less than five years, I will be fine 722 00:35:47,379 --> 00:35:49,780 No."‧Even if you live ten years less, 723 00:35:50,348 --> 00:35:51,679 Master, you are over a hundred years old 724 00:35:51,883 --> 00:35:53,476 If you live less than ten years you might die 725 00:35:53,885 --> 00:35:58,482 Damn, I'm just describing the feeling of liking 726 00:35:59,557 --> 00:36:01,116 Do you think you really have to risk your life? 727 00:36:01,493 --> 00:36:03,291 What, do you want me to die quickly? 728 00:36:03,762 --> 00:36:04,752 Disciples dare not 729 00:36:04,963 --> 00:36:06,829 Master, you really like that piece of fishing 730 00:36:07,399 --> 00:36:09,026 Why don't you think of a way to get it? 731 00:36:09,434 --> 00:36:10,333 How to do it 732 00:36:10,568 --> 00:36:12,502 No poison, no husband 733 00:36:13,405 --> 00:36:16,170 How is that different from a thief? 734 00:36:16,708 --> 00:36:19,678 How can you say that I am an eminent monk, how can I do such a thing? 735 00:36:20,378 --> 00:36:22,278 Disciple, please do it for me