1 00:00:01,256 --> 00:00:02,883 ELIOT: Previously on The Magicians... 2 00:00:04,384 --> 00:00:06,344 You didn't just save their lives. 3 00:00:07,262 --> 00:00:11,641 You changed their lives as much as they changed yours. 4 00:00:12,517 --> 00:00:13,643 You didn't want to leave all that. 5 00:00:15,312 --> 00:00:16,897 (WHOOSHING) 6 00:00:19,816 --> 00:00:23,528 Pardon me, sir. Fillory is still ruled by Acting High King Fen, right? 7 00:00:23,612 --> 00:00:25,530 The Dark King reigns. Glory to his rule. 8 00:00:25,614 --> 00:00:27,574 High King Fen and Josh the Fresh Prince 9 00:00:27,657 --> 00:00:29,284 were overthrown 300 years ago. 10 00:00:29,701 --> 00:00:31,286 We need you to go find someone, 11 00:00:31,494 --> 00:00:33,997 and do your very best to convince them to come and help us. 12 00:00:35,207 --> 00:00:36,208 Alice Quinn. 13 00:00:36,499 --> 00:00:39,127 Get a blood worm and cast, you boil alive. 14 00:00:39,211 --> 00:00:42,756 Reed's Mark would prevent them from triggering the parasite. 15 00:00:42,839 --> 00:00:46,051 EVERETT: Then once this Serpent group have been dealt with, 16 00:00:46,134 --> 00:00:47,802 the mark is removed free of charge. 17 00:00:48,094 --> 00:00:50,555 The one that I'm the most worried about is Julia. 18 00:00:50,639 --> 00:00:53,433 Thank you for deciding that I'll never get to do magic again. 19 00:00:53,892 --> 00:00:54,893 PENNY: She's been in a weird place. 20 00:00:55,352 --> 00:00:56,353 And magic... 21 00:00:56,853 --> 00:00:58,355 Comes from pain. 22 00:01:00,023 --> 00:01:01,149 (GASPS) 23 00:01:01,233 --> 00:01:03,610 Did you... Did you just see that? 24 00:01:03,985 --> 00:01:04,986 Yeah. 25 00:01:05,153 --> 00:01:07,364 So, what are you going to do with it? 26 00:01:20,752 --> 00:01:22,462 (SIGHS) Okay. 27 00:01:22,545 --> 00:01:24,589 (SOFT INDIE ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 28 00:01:32,847 --> 00:01:36,893 (SONG PLAYING) I had a dream, I had a dream 29 00:01:36,977 --> 00:01:38,895 That I was your neighbor 30 00:01:39,521 --> 00:01:42,649 About to give birth and then... 31 00:01:42,732 --> 00:01:44,234 PENNY: Julia, you, uh, ready? 32 00:01:46,111 --> 00:01:47,195 Wow. Wow, 33 00:01:47,279 --> 00:01:49,030 you look... Overdressed? 34 00:01:49,114 --> 00:01:50,115 ...great. 35 00:01:53,702 --> 00:01:55,078 (CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY) 36 00:01:55,161 --> 00:01:57,205 I thought you said this was a date. 37 00:01:57,330 --> 00:01:59,541 I said I was taking you out, and to dress appropriately. 38 00:01:59,624 --> 00:02:00,625 That means dress up. 39 00:02:00,709 --> 00:02:02,210 You totally told me to dress up. 40 00:02:02,335 --> 00:02:04,504 I should have been more specific. Good. 41 00:02:05,255 --> 00:02:07,007 Glad to hear you accept the blame. 42 00:02:07,299 --> 00:02:09,134 Only problem is we gotta go now or we're gonna miss it. 43 00:02:09,217 --> 00:02:10,218 Where's your coat? 44 00:02:10,677 --> 00:02:13,930 But it's 75 degrees out. Not where we're going. 45 00:02:18,935 --> 00:02:20,145 Okay. 46 00:02:21,313 --> 00:02:22,314 Here. 47 00:02:23,940 --> 00:02:25,442 Do you consent to be traveled? 48 00:02:26,151 --> 00:02:27,694 I consent to be... 49 00:02:28,111 --> 00:02:30,280 (INSECT CHIRRING) (WATER STREAMING) 50 00:02:30,363 --> 00:02:32,824 Traveled. Where are we? 51 00:02:33,241 --> 00:02:35,577 Other side of the planet. Look. 52 00:02:37,412 --> 00:02:38,955 So, my friend Seth is an artist, 53 00:02:39,039 --> 00:02:40,749 but there hasn't been enough magic 54 00:02:40,832 --> 00:02:43,668 for him to work with meteors until now. 55 00:02:44,169 --> 00:02:45,420 (CHUCKLES) 56 00:02:46,963 --> 00:02:47,964 It's incredible. 57 00:03:06,399 --> 00:03:09,486 See, there are a lot of ways to use magic to make the world a better place. 58 00:03:12,697 --> 00:03:14,074 Wait. What? 59 00:03:18,620 --> 00:03:19,996 Is that why you brought me here? 60 00:03:20,747 --> 00:03:22,207 No, that's not really the... 61 00:03:22,665 --> 00:03:24,959 I mean, you've been working so hard to try to figure this out. 62 00:03:25,043 --> 00:03:26,252 I told you, it's my business. 63 00:03:26,795 --> 00:03:30,048 And I'm just trying to help. You know, to brainstorm. 64 00:03:30,673 --> 00:03:31,758 I need to choose that. 65 00:03:33,301 --> 00:03:35,095 You understand what that means, right? 66 00:03:35,178 --> 00:03:37,806 (RUMBLING) (HIGH-PITCHED RINGING) 67 00:03:37,889 --> 00:03:38,890 You feel that? 68 00:03:39,933 --> 00:03:40,934 It's another surge. 69 00:03:41,226 --> 00:03:43,019 (BUZZING) 70 00:03:44,813 --> 00:03:46,147 (SOFT EXPLOSION) 71 00:03:49,109 --> 00:03:50,110 Shit. 72 00:03:50,568 --> 00:03:51,569 Uh, Penny... 73 00:03:53,655 --> 00:03:55,657 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 74 00:04:04,374 --> 00:04:05,875 JULIA: How does making pretty patterns 75 00:04:05,959 --> 00:04:08,670 in the sky help the world when this type of a thing can happen? 76 00:04:08,753 --> 00:04:11,131 No one knows when a magic surge is coming. 77 00:04:11,506 --> 00:04:14,300 So, what? We shouldn't try and make things nicer? 78 00:04:14,384 --> 00:04:15,593 The surges are getting worse. 79 00:04:15,677 --> 00:04:16,970 I'm just saying, this is the type of thing 80 00:04:17,053 --> 00:04:18,513 I should be using my magic to fix. 81 00:04:18,596 --> 00:04:21,891 Julia, I... I just wanted you to have a break for one night. 82 00:04:21,975 --> 00:04:24,102 Yeah, but this is why I'm working. 83 00:04:24,686 --> 00:04:26,354 I'm... (SIGHS) 84 00:04:26,438 --> 00:04:29,149 I only have magic because I lost Q. 85 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:33,069 I... I just have to find something to do with it that... 86 00:04:35,155 --> 00:04:36,656 That's worth that. 87 00:04:36,865 --> 00:04:41,035 Julia, there's nothing that you will ever be able to do that's worth losing him. 88 00:04:46,166 --> 00:04:47,375 (SIGHS) 89 00:04:49,002 --> 00:04:50,336 You know what kills me? 90 00:04:50,753 --> 00:04:52,130 I just keep thinking, like, 91 00:04:53,214 --> 00:04:55,550 oh, I should talk to Q. 92 00:04:56,759 --> 00:04:58,178 He'd know what I should do. 93 00:04:59,137 --> 00:05:01,890 And then I think, "Oh, right." 94 00:05:06,811 --> 00:05:08,771 It's only been a month. 95 00:05:08,855 --> 00:05:10,315 This kind of thing takes a while. 96 00:05:15,820 --> 00:05:16,946 (GLASS SMASHING) 97 00:05:17,030 --> 00:05:19,991 Ugh. God damn it. Shit. 98 00:05:20,492 --> 00:05:22,410 My apologies. Dean Fogg? 99 00:05:22,494 --> 00:05:25,497 I was waiting for the right moment to interject. 100 00:05:25,872 --> 00:05:28,208 And, well, that never came. 101 00:05:28,958 --> 00:05:32,212 Are you drunk? No. And I'm sorry about the scotch. 102 00:05:32,462 --> 00:05:34,797 I was, um, smelling it. 103 00:05:34,923 --> 00:05:35,924 (CHUCKLES) 104 00:05:37,675 --> 00:05:40,470 You're not trying to get me to go to Brakebills again, are you? 105 00:05:41,179 --> 00:05:42,180 Hardly, dear. 106 00:05:42,555 --> 00:05:46,351 I accepted your refusal, as any gentleman should. 107 00:05:47,268 --> 00:05:49,103 Truth is, I'm actually here for Penny. 108 00:05:53,399 --> 00:05:54,692 PENNY: Jesus Christ. What happened here? 109 00:05:54,776 --> 00:05:56,778 DEAN: Everett drank a reservoir of magic 110 00:05:56,861 --> 00:05:58,196 and exploded. 111 00:05:58,738 --> 00:05:59,989 It had to go somewhere. 112 00:06:00,740 --> 00:06:02,951 Too much magic means too many people with potential 113 00:06:03,034 --> 00:06:04,410 are discovering their gift. 114 00:06:04,536 --> 00:06:07,413 Lately, more people have been able to pass than we can handle. 115 00:06:07,497 --> 00:06:09,082 And now look at this place. 116 00:06:09,165 --> 00:06:11,751 Might as well be a goddamn state school. 117 00:06:12,126 --> 00:06:14,671 Overcrowded. Discipline problems. 118 00:06:15,380 --> 00:06:18,132 Did you know someone stole the school's supply of living clay? 119 00:06:18,508 --> 00:06:19,842 No. Of course, thanks to the surges, 120 00:06:19,926 --> 00:06:21,594 a few of them have blown themselves up. 121 00:06:22,011 --> 00:06:23,179 Which isn't very good for morale, 122 00:06:23,263 --> 00:06:26,599 but yes, it helps with the goddamn over-enrollment. 123 00:06:26,683 --> 00:06:30,019 With the rise in students has come a simultaneous rise 124 00:06:30,103 --> 00:06:32,313 in some of the rarer disciplines. 125 00:06:32,397 --> 00:06:33,398 Like yours. 126 00:06:37,402 --> 00:06:40,405 So, who better to teach them than you? 127 00:06:41,864 --> 00:06:44,284 Whoa, I'm no professor. 128 00:06:44,367 --> 00:06:46,911 Penny, you're the only Brakebills-educated Traveler 129 00:06:46,995 --> 00:06:48,371 currently alive on this planet. 130 00:06:48,454 --> 00:06:52,166 Which makes you far more qualified to teach them than anyone else I have. 131 00:06:52,250 --> 00:06:53,251 Including me. 132 00:06:53,334 --> 00:06:55,336 But what if one of them gets killed because of me? 133 00:06:55,420 --> 00:06:56,421 Excellent point. 134 00:06:57,255 --> 00:07:01,259 This indemnifies you against any claims, legal or magical, 135 00:07:01,342 --> 00:07:02,427 that your students might make. 136 00:07:02,510 --> 00:07:04,095 That doesn't actually solve my problem. 137 00:07:04,554 --> 00:07:08,182 Penny, I can assure you that without your instruction, 138 00:07:08,516 --> 00:07:10,518 one of them will absolutely get killed. 139 00:07:13,813 --> 00:07:14,814 Fine. 140 00:07:29,287 --> 00:07:30,872 To our pretty corpses. 141 00:07:30,955 --> 00:07:33,166 Goddamn gorgeous corpses. 142 00:07:34,626 --> 00:07:36,044 I'd fuck our corpses. 143 00:07:38,963 --> 00:07:40,632 What are we doing here, Eliot? 144 00:07:41,466 --> 00:07:45,219 We're despairing in style, as befits two former High Kings of Fillory. 145 00:07:45,303 --> 00:07:46,929 On that note, it's 3:00, 146 00:07:47,013 --> 00:07:49,223 when I usually ask you if you'd like to talk about Quentin. 147 00:07:49,307 --> 00:07:51,601 And I usually respond, "I'm fine." 148 00:07:52,185 --> 00:07:54,687 With the help of some liberally-applied libations. 149 00:07:55,647 --> 00:07:58,441 I would prefer to focus on our current hopeless situation. 150 00:07:58,775 --> 00:07:59,859 (INHALES DEEPLY) 151 00:07:59,942 --> 00:08:01,861 You know, I gotta give it to this Dark King. 152 00:08:02,236 --> 00:08:03,946 All the patrols and heightened security 153 00:08:04,030 --> 00:08:06,491 have made it impossible to get into his castle. 154 00:08:06,574 --> 00:08:08,951 We tried for a week. That seems like enough. 155 00:08:09,452 --> 00:08:11,996 Although "Dark King" is a little generic 156 00:08:12,121 --> 00:08:13,539 as villain names go. Mmm. 157 00:08:13,623 --> 00:08:15,208 Wouldn't you say? I have notes. 158 00:08:15,291 --> 00:08:18,628 Like, we get it. You're a despot. You're the fucking Dark King. 159 00:08:20,088 --> 00:08:21,964 Although he is somewhat effective. 160 00:08:22,048 --> 00:08:24,676 Everyone seems terrified of him, like the bunnies. 161 00:08:25,843 --> 00:08:28,221 They did seem unusually scared. They did. 162 00:08:28,304 --> 00:08:31,391 I hope they got our warning to 23. Mmm. 163 00:08:31,474 --> 00:08:34,352 You know, I know we told him not to travel here because of time shit, 164 00:08:34,435 --> 00:08:38,147 but maybe we should just take the Portal Tree back to Earth and regroup. 165 00:08:38,356 --> 00:08:41,526 I think it's not safe to leave until we figure out the time shit. 166 00:08:41,943 --> 00:08:45,113 What if we go back and bam, it's 300 years later on Earth? 167 00:08:46,072 --> 00:08:48,908 If we could just figure out a way into his castle 168 00:08:48,991 --> 00:08:52,120 and find out what happened to Josh and Fen, we might be in a better position. 169 00:08:52,203 --> 00:08:54,414 Bambi, we're 300 years in the future. 170 00:08:54,497 --> 00:08:56,165 All signs point to "not good." 171 00:08:56,666 --> 00:08:58,668 Look, Josh is a fucking Magician. 172 00:08:59,377 --> 00:09:01,838 Maybe he baked an immortality cake or something. 173 00:09:02,088 --> 00:09:03,423 Plus, it's Fillory. 174 00:09:04,799 --> 00:09:06,384 Weirdness abounds. 175 00:09:06,676 --> 00:09:08,511 (PEOPLE CHATTERING AND LAUGHING) 176 00:09:09,262 --> 00:09:10,263 ELIOT: Huh. 177 00:09:10,847 --> 00:09:13,933 I guess these people didn't get the memo they're living in a dystopia. 178 00:09:15,852 --> 00:09:18,646 A fine unshackling to you, pilgrims. 179 00:09:18,730 --> 00:09:19,731 Hello. 180 00:09:19,814 --> 00:09:22,692 I see you've gotten a head start on today's festivities. 181 00:09:24,235 --> 00:09:25,319 Right. 182 00:09:25,653 --> 00:09:28,364 I'm... I'm Pree. 183 00:09:28,573 --> 00:09:33,870 And, uh, you two must be High King Margo 184 00:09:33,953 --> 00:09:35,955 and High King Eliot. (CHUCKLES) 185 00:09:36,080 --> 00:09:39,333 Um, what? Now, guess who I am. 186 00:09:39,709 --> 00:09:40,710 Come on. 187 00:09:45,131 --> 00:09:47,091 High King Fen the Toeless. 188 00:09:48,050 --> 00:09:50,553 Not bad, right? They're cosplaying as us. 189 00:09:50,803 --> 00:09:54,140 Hey, so where's this big party? ELIOT: Yeah. 190 00:09:54,390 --> 00:09:56,517 You two really have been drinking. 191 00:09:57,185 --> 00:10:00,855 There's only one place to celebrate the Great Unshackling. 192 00:10:02,231 --> 00:10:04,358 Castle Whitespire. Castle Whitespire. 193 00:10:04,442 --> 00:10:05,693 ELIOT: Castle Whitespire. Of course. Where else? 194 00:10:05,777 --> 00:10:08,613 We want to get there before all the good seats are gone, so come with us. 195 00:10:09,071 --> 00:10:10,615 Come on. Come on. 196 00:10:10,698 --> 00:10:12,992 It can't be that easy, can it? I guess so. 197 00:10:22,084 --> 00:10:23,503 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 198 00:10:27,757 --> 00:10:29,175 STEPHANIE: Good afternoon, Alice. 199 00:10:30,718 --> 00:10:33,304 It is afternoon, you know. 200 00:10:36,098 --> 00:10:40,019 You got another letter from the Library. 201 00:10:43,815 --> 00:10:50,279 You know, they're just gonna keep sending them unless you respond. 202 00:10:51,155 --> 00:10:52,240 (GROANS) 203 00:10:52,740 --> 00:10:53,741 I know. 204 00:10:53,825 --> 00:10:55,159 I already told them no. 205 00:10:55,993 --> 00:10:57,578 I'm just bad at listening. 206 00:10:59,205 --> 00:11:02,542 Alice, you know, I have no problem with you living here. 207 00:11:02,834 --> 00:11:06,379 And it is your business if you want to let yourself go. 208 00:11:06,462 --> 00:11:09,090 But right now I need you to put on, 209 00:11:09,173 --> 00:11:11,884 you know, whatever fits and help me. 210 00:11:12,718 --> 00:11:13,970 It's an emergency. 211 00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:21,102 You want my help to cheat? 212 00:11:21,310 --> 00:11:23,271 Not cheat. Pick. 213 00:11:23,688 --> 00:11:27,441 It's my ladies' garden club perennial orchid competition, 214 00:11:28,568 --> 00:11:29,569 and, well, I want to win. 215 00:11:30,027 --> 00:11:31,737 But none of them are Magicians, right? 216 00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:33,281 Yeah, but that doesn't mean 217 00:11:33,364 --> 00:11:34,615 they're not a bunch of mean old twats. 218 00:11:34,949 --> 00:11:38,327 Mom, this is not an emergency. Yes, it is. 219 00:11:38,536 --> 00:11:40,454 There's too much magic, Alice. 220 00:11:40,580 --> 00:11:42,206 Everything that I touch just... (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 221 00:11:42,290 --> 00:11:45,293 It grows like crazy. I'll get it. 222 00:11:53,509 --> 00:11:55,052 Hey. Uh, can I come in? 223 00:11:59,724 --> 00:12:01,559 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 224 00:12:04,145 --> 00:12:06,981 Uh, welcome to Introductory Psychic Trans location. 225 00:12:07,064 --> 00:12:09,317 My name is Professor Adiyodi. 226 00:12:10,192 --> 00:12:13,195 I see you have your Umar, Kaminsky, Aurora. 227 00:12:14,947 --> 00:12:17,325 See, I... I always thought books would help. 228 00:12:20,202 --> 00:12:23,956 Only problem is books make you think you can do something that you shouldn't. 229 00:12:24,665 --> 00:12:26,375 Anyone here know other people's thoughts yet? 230 00:12:28,085 --> 00:12:29,128 Cool. 231 00:12:29,211 --> 00:12:32,298 You're gonna want to get some psychic wards to block that shit out right now. 232 00:12:32,673 --> 00:12:34,800 The truth? Being a Traveler is a curse. 233 00:12:35,092 --> 00:12:37,720 Best case scenario, you end up a taxi service for your friends. 234 00:12:37,803 --> 00:12:41,349 Worst case, you dream about volcanoes and then you wake up in one. 235 00:12:44,143 --> 00:12:45,144 What? 236 00:12:45,728 --> 00:12:48,314 Yeah, are you actually gonna teach us something, 237 00:12:48,397 --> 00:12:50,483 or are you just gonna keep trying to scare us? 238 00:12:53,819 --> 00:12:56,238 Look, man. I'm trying to be real with you. 239 00:12:56,489 --> 00:12:57,907 You should be scared. 240 00:12:58,324 --> 00:13:00,284 I mean, have you even actually Travel led? 241 00:13:00,701 --> 00:13:03,412 Anyone? (CHUCKLES) Okay, seriously? 242 00:13:04,538 --> 00:13:08,000 Get an anti-Travelling tattoo and then just go. 243 00:13:08,584 --> 00:13:09,919 Enjoy your life. 244 00:13:10,461 --> 00:13:13,255 'Cause it'll be a hell of a lot longer than if you stick around with this shit. 245 00:13:14,090 --> 00:13:15,883 End of class. Peace. 246 00:13:18,010 --> 00:13:19,345 (STUDENTS EXCLAIM) 247 00:13:20,137 --> 00:13:23,182 ALICE: I miss him, too, but a seance? 248 00:13:24,183 --> 00:13:27,728 Well, I wanted to talk to him, and then I realized, what if I could? 249 00:13:28,479 --> 00:13:29,480 You know, what if we could? 250 00:13:30,856 --> 00:13:33,859 Actually talking to the dead is wild magic. 251 00:13:35,027 --> 00:13:36,404 It's way too dangerous. 252 00:13:36,487 --> 00:13:38,155 Well, then what should I do? 253 00:13:38,864 --> 00:13:41,701 Because I don't know, and the person I want to ask 254 00:13:41,784 --> 00:13:42,785 is Q. 255 00:13:46,914 --> 00:13:48,374 I miss him every day, too. 256 00:13:50,584 --> 00:13:53,170 I honestly don't know how to move on without him. 257 00:13:53,838 --> 00:13:55,756 I just... But we have to, right? 258 00:14:10,813 --> 00:14:12,023 (SNIFFLING) 259 00:14:19,196 --> 00:14:21,198 I found it. It was his. 260 00:14:22,658 --> 00:14:23,743 (CHOKES UP) 261 00:14:24,618 --> 00:14:25,870 (SNIFFLES) 262 00:14:25,953 --> 00:14:27,747 Uh, his notes are written in the margin. 263 00:14:30,207 --> 00:14:31,250 (SIGHS) 264 00:14:34,545 --> 00:14:35,796 What a nerd. (CHUCKLES) 265 00:14:38,466 --> 00:14:39,675 (ALICE SNIFFLES) 266 00:14:41,969 --> 00:14:45,222 Can't talk to him, but can read it. 267 00:14:47,725 --> 00:14:49,143 Picture what he was thinking. 268 00:14:52,354 --> 00:14:53,647 Next best thing. 269 00:14:57,818 --> 00:14:59,111 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 270 00:15:01,030 --> 00:15:02,073 Um... 271 00:15:02,448 --> 00:15:03,532 Is Kady here? 272 00:15:05,868 --> 00:15:07,161 Let me get this straight. 273 00:15:07,495 --> 00:15:11,415 Your friend tried to remove your Reed's Mark with magic and... 274 00:15:11,665 --> 00:15:14,627 Blew my arm off. Yeah. I still can't cast, either. 275 00:15:15,002 --> 00:15:17,880 Why not go to a hospital? I don't have health insurance. 276 00:15:19,965 --> 00:15:20,966 Well, I know a spell. 277 00:15:22,176 --> 00:15:24,261 Might make you vomit, though. Like, a lot? 278 00:15:24,345 --> 00:15:26,722 One-armed beggars can't be one-armed choosers. 279 00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:30,392 (SIGHS) 280 00:15:30,893 --> 00:15:31,936 Ugh. 281 00:15:37,191 --> 00:15:38,734 Oh. KADY: Hold his arm in place. 282 00:15:38,818 --> 00:15:41,654 Wait, wait, wait. How much throw-up, really? 283 00:15:42,822 --> 00:15:44,031 (CHANTS SPELL) (BONES CRACK) 284 00:15:46,367 --> 00:15:47,952 (CHUCKLES) Wow. 285 00:15:48,911 --> 00:15:49,912 Thank you. (VOMITS) 286 00:15:55,167 --> 00:15:56,252 PETE: Uh-oh. 287 00:15:57,503 --> 00:15:58,629 You got that look, boss. 288 00:15:58,712 --> 00:16:02,341 That guy. He was so afraid of not having magic, 289 00:16:02,424 --> 00:16:04,885 he was willing to risk blowing his own arm off to get it back. 290 00:16:05,427 --> 00:16:06,971 That guy was an idiot. 291 00:16:07,555 --> 00:16:09,181 Or maybe just desperate. 292 00:16:09,598 --> 00:16:12,935 So, what? It's hard to be a Hedge? It's always been hard. 293 00:16:13,018 --> 00:16:14,603 We could at least defend ourselves. 294 00:16:14,854 --> 00:16:17,022 I thought with magic back things would get better. 295 00:16:17,398 --> 00:16:19,942 The Library promised they'd remove all of Reed's Marks, and they haven't. 296 00:16:20,025 --> 00:16:21,193 Are you surprised? 297 00:16:21,986 --> 00:16:24,155 I hear the Library's falling apart, 298 00:16:24,238 --> 00:16:29,118 so I doubt that fixing hedge witches ranks high on their to-do list. 299 00:16:30,161 --> 00:16:31,453 I'm done waiting. 300 00:16:31,954 --> 00:16:33,205 There's tons of magic now. 301 00:16:33,581 --> 00:16:35,875 So let's figure out a way to remove them ourselves. 302 00:16:37,001 --> 00:16:38,586 If you're serious, 303 00:16:39,420 --> 00:16:41,046 I heard about a guy who might be able to help. 304 00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:42,840 (MUSIC PLAYING) 305 00:16:42,923 --> 00:16:45,759 An Order of the Library of the Neither lands medical manual 306 00:16:45,843 --> 00:16:47,553 should have the ritual you're looking for. 307 00:16:47,636 --> 00:16:49,138 And why should we trust you? 308 00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:52,683 'Cause I don't give a rat's tit about the Library. Never have. 309 00:16:53,392 --> 00:16:54,393 I don't even read books. 310 00:16:55,769 --> 00:16:57,188 KADY: But you worked for them? 311 00:16:57,271 --> 00:17:00,941 Not anymore. Contracts aren't valid once the place collapses. 312 00:17:01,567 --> 00:17:05,863 Besides, I'm chaotic neutral, so I do a lot of crazy shit. 313 00:17:06,739 --> 00:17:07,990 For cash. 314 00:17:08,490 --> 00:17:11,493 And since we're not here to fuck spiders, you can pay, can't you? 315 00:17:11,577 --> 00:17:12,620 We can pay. 316 00:17:12,703 --> 00:17:14,288 How soon can you get us the manual? 317 00:17:14,914 --> 00:17:17,958 I'm not getting it for you. I'll just tell you where you can find it. 318 00:17:18,375 --> 00:17:22,129 A former Library book depository no one's hit yet. They'll have one. 319 00:17:22,504 --> 00:17:24,465 And a lot more goodies besides. 320 00:17:24,548 --> 00:17:27,218 And you're not grabbing these goodies for yourself. Why? 321 00:17:27,843 --> 00:17:30,763 Mate, if I knew how to rob that place without getting decapitated, 322 00:17:30,888 --> 00:17:32,681 I'd be robbing it right now. (CHUCKLES) 323 00:17:35,351 --> 00:17:38,854 MAN: You have all come to hear the story of the Great Unshackling. 324 00:17:38,938 --> 00:17:42,399 First, there was I, Ember, god of Fillory. 325 00:17:42,858 --> 00:17:44,735 Then came my boring brother, Umber. 326 00:17:45,319 --> 00:17:48,280 Together, we created this world. 327 00:17:49,615 --> 00:17:51,116 (AUDIENCE GASPING) 328 00:17:54,453 --> 00:17:55,913 But I thought it would be funny 329 00:17:55,996 --> 00:17:58,040 if Fillory were ruled by Children of Earth. 330 00:17:58,123 --> 00:18:00,167 I am High King Eliot, 331 00:18:00,251 --> 00:18:03,087 and I am drunk all the time. (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 332 00:18:03,170 --> 00:18:04,338 That's original. 333 00:18:04,421 --> 00:18:08,133 I am High King Margo, and I am angry all the time. 334 00:18:08,217 --> 00:18:09,218 (AUDIENCE LAUGHS) 335 00:18:09,301 --> 00:18:13,097 ACTOR: I am King Quentin, and I am dissatisfied all the time. 336 00:18:13,430 --> 00:18:16,725 I am Queen Alice, and I died. 337 00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:18,894 Sort of. 338 00:18:18,978 --> 00:18:20,562 It's complicated. (AUDIENCE LAUGHS) 339 00:18:20,646 --> 00:18:22,022 The Children of Earth came and went, 340 00:18:22,106 --> 00:18:23,732 doing their Children of Earth things, 341 00:18:23,816 --> 00:18:26,860 like chewing loudly and texting. 342 00:18:27,361 --> 00:18:28,946 One of them even killed me. 343 00:18:29,154 --> 00:18:33,450 Which was not funny, but at least it was unexpected. 344 00:18:33,534 --> 00:18:34,827 (AUDIENCE BOOS) 345 00:18:35,744 --> 00:18:37,746 He neglected to mention he was gonna destroy the world. 346 00:18:37,830 --> 00:18:38,831 True that, girl. Shh. 347 00:18:38,914 --> 00:18:43,168 No matter who was in charge, Fillory remained shackled to them. 348 00:18:43,502 --> 00:18:45,879 Which brings us to these two. 349 00:18:47,923 --> 00:18:49,049 AUDIENCE: Ooh. 350 00:18:49,133 --> 00:18:51,802 I am High King Fen the Toeless, 351 00:18:51,885 --> 00:18:54,179 and I like knives. (AUDIENCE CHUCKLES) 352 00:18:54,263 --> 00:18:59,184 I am Josh the Fresh Prince, and I love to eat. 353 00:18:59,351 --> 00:19:01,312 Also, I have a mustache. 354 00:19:01,645 --> 00:19:02,646 Oh. 355 00:19:02,730 --> 00:19:04,440 Guess Josh must have gone through a mustache phase. 356 00:19:05,149 --> 00:19:07,860 So they weren't paying attention when it happened. 357 00:19:07,943 --> 00:19:10,195 The Takers came into Fillory. 358 00:19:10,279 --> 00:19:11,822 The borderlands became overrun. 359 00:19:11,905 --> 00:19:14,158 The people fled for their lives. 360 00:19:14,575 --> 00:19:16,118 Boo. (AUDIENCE BOOS) 361 00:19:16,201 --> 00:19:17,286 Boo. 362 00:19:18,329 --> 00:19:20,164 What's a Taker? I don't know. 363 00:19:20,247 --> 00:19:22,499 NARRATOR: No one knows where the Takers came from, but they were everywhere. 364 00:19:22,875 --> 00:19:25,919 The people asked for help. BOTH: But we didn't do anything. 365 00:19:26,003 --> 00:19:27,338 NARRATOR: The people prayed. 366 00:19:27,421 --> 00:19:28,839 There were no more gods in Fillory, 367 00:19:28,922 --> 00:19:30,674 yet their prayers were answered anyway. 368 00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:33,886 I will save the people of Fillory. 369 00:19:33,969 --> 00:19:35,804 (TAKERS YELPING) 370 00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:38,599 NARRATOR: Who was this mysterious hero? 371 00:19:38,682 --> 00:19:42,144 Oh, just a humble wizard coming to you out of the darkness. 372 00:19:42,686 --> 00:19:44,855 NARRATOR: Eventually, the people would decide 373 00:19:44,938 --> 00:19:47,358 to make this dark wizard their king. 374 00:19:47,649 --> 00:19:48,692 The Dark King. 375 00:19:48,776 --> 00:19:50,194 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 376 00:19:51,111 --> 00:19:53,572 I promise to protect you as long as I live. 377 00:19:53,655 --> 00:19:55,282 And I shall live forever. 378 00:19:55,824 --> 00:20:00,079 NARRATOR: But before this could happen, the people handed out just deserts. 379 00:20:01,830 --> 00:20:02,831 AUDIENCE MEMBER: To the gallows! 380 00:20:02,915 --> 00:20:04,666 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 381 00:20:08,837 --> 00:20:10,839 Did somebody say "desert"? 382 00:20:20,307 --> 00:20:22,851 DARK KING ACTOR: As we cast off the shackles of our past, 383 00:20:23,102 --> 00:20:26,897 I declare today will be known hence as the Great Unshackling. 384 00:20:27,106 --> 00:20:31,193 And the people of Fillory lived happily ever after. 385 00:20:31,276 --> 00:20:32,861 (CHEERING) 386 00:20:42,788 --> 00:20:45,624 Margo, for God's sake, would you just come back? 387 00:20:45,707 --> 00:20:47,876 They murdered them. They murdered the shit out of them. 388 00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:51,296 Okay, yeah, like, 300 years ago. All right? 389 00:20:51,922 --> 00:20:55,050 Look, maybe you didn't have time to prepare yourself for this, 390 00:20:55,384 --> 00:20:57,719 but you have to know it didn't end well for them. 391 00:20:58,053 --> 00:21:00,347 Yeah, well, it's not over yet. 392 00:21:00,931 --> 00:21:02,307 We're gonna Endgame this shit. 393 00:21:03,892 --> 00:21:05,602 When did you have time to go see Endgame? 394 00:21:05,686 --> 00:21:06,979 Does it matter? 395 00:21:07,062 --> 00:21:09,481 All I'm saying is we're gonna time-fix this bitch. 396 00:21:09,690 --> 00:21:12,985 In the center of Fillory is a clockwork heart built by dwarves. 397 00:21:14,528 --> 00:21:17,156 They're the ones who taught Jane Chatwin how to do time magic. 398 00:21:17,239 --> 00:21:20,409 Jesus Helena Bonham Christ. Read the books already, El. 399 00:21:20,492 --> 00:21:21,618 Uh... (SIGHS) 400 00:21:21,702 --> 00:21:23,078 We're gonna dial back the clock 401 00:21:23,162 --> 00:21:25,539 300 years to before all this bullshit. 402 00:21:27,624 --> 00:21:30,586 Right. So I guess we just have to somehow find our way 403 00:21:30,669 --> 00:21:32,337 to the center of the world then? 404 00:21:33,464 --> 00:21:36,842 When I was High King, I started excavations to reach it. 405 00:21:37,801 --> 00:21:39,553 I wanted to meet the Clock dwarf, 406 00:21:40,387 --> 00:21:42,764 who takes care of the clockwork heart. 407 00:21:43,932 --> 00:21:45,601 (SIGHS) Come on. 408 00:22:14,254 --> 00:22:17,591 So, we're actually going to slide to the center of the world? 409 00:22:17,674 --> 00:22:19,259 Oh, grow a clit, will you? 410 00:22:19,676 --> 00:22:21,178 Bitch, I would if I could. 411 00:22:23,013 --> 00:22:24,598 (MARGO SCREAMING) 412 00:22:47,579 --> 00:22:49,039 PHYLLIS: So what made you change your mind? 413 00:22:50,374 --> 00:22:51,833 I need to get out of the house, 414 00:22:51,917 --> 00:22:54,002 and your request seemed the least annoying. 415 00:22:55,462 --> 00:22:58,048 You promise you won't ask me to join the Library? 416 00:22:58,131 --> 00:23:02,511 Promise. I just need a phosphoromancer for, like, an afternoon. (CHUCKLES) 417 00:23:03,303 --> 00:23:04,304 Fine. 418 00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:06,265 (MARGO CONTINUES SCREAMING) 419 00:23:07,057 --> 00:23:08,600 (ELIOT YELLING) 420 00:23:12,771 --> 00:23:13,897 (MUFFLED GRUNT) 421 00:23:14,856 --> 00:23:18,360 Motherfucker. I have a serious case of slide-ass. 422 00:23:19,194 --> 00:23:23,323 Yeah. I think I lost several pounds to friction burn, as well. 423 00:23:24,199 --> 00:23:25,867 MAN: Welcome, adventurers. 424 00:23:27,703 --> 00:23:29,037 Wait. You're the Clock Dwarf? 425 00:23:29,121 --> 00:23:31,331 Huh. I thought you'd be smaller. 426 00:23:31,790 --> 00:23:34,209 'Cause I deal with clocks? 427 00:23:34,585 --> 00:23:37,504 'Cause on Earth, "dwarf" means small. 428 00:23:37,879 --> 00:23:40,674 Really? Is Earth really big? 429 00:23:42,509 --> 00:23:45,053 So, tell me. Did you happen to bring any food with you? 430 00:23:45,470 --> 00:23:46,471 ELIOT: Uh... 431 00:23:46,763 --> 00:23:48,557 Were we supposed to bring you some food? 432 00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:49,641 I mean, you didn't have to. 433 00:23:49,725 --> 00:23:52,352 I just figured if you came all that way from the surface, 434 00:23:52,436 --> 00:23:55,230 you might have some hearty adventuring snacks, 435 00:23:55,314 --> 00:23:58,025 like bread and maybe ham, 436 00:23:58,108 --> 00:24:03,614 and cheese and lettuce and perhaps some assorted condiments. 437 00:24:04,114 --> 00:24:05,824 Sounds like you want a ham sandwich. 438 00:24:06,491 --> 00:24:08,493 If you're offering a ham sandwich... 439 00:24:09,077 --> 00:24:10,078 I'm not. 440 00:24:10,662 --> 00:24:13,999 Ah. I see. It's just... 441 00:24:14,666 --> 00:24:18,003 I don't get out much on account of the massive disruptions 442 00:24:18,086 --> 00:24:21,214 in the flow of time that happens when I do. 443 00:24:22,507 --> 00:24:25,886 I get by on cave mushrooms. 444 00:24:26,887 --> 00:24:28,138 They're fine. 445 00:24:28,889 --> 00:24:32,267 Um, we were hoping you might be able to help us. 446 00:24:32,559 --> 00:24:34,770 Earth and Fillory kinda fell out of sync. 447 00:24:35,020 --> 00:24:40,108 On Earth, barely any time has passed, while here, it's been 300 years. 448 00:24:40,651 --> 00:24:44,488 Uh, big old surge of magic skipped the gears forward. 449 00:24:44,571 --> 00:24:48,075 I had to crank down on it before it went too far. 450 00:24:48,158 --> 00:24:50,827 Okay, how about you just wind it back 300 years then? 451 00:24:50,994 --> 00:24:55,290 Eh, can't. These clock gears aren't made to go backward. 452 00:24:56,083 --> 00:24:59,378 I could probably jump you forward 300 years if you want. 453 00:24:59,920 --> 00:25:02,798 Why the shit would we want to go another 300 years in the future? 454 00:25:02,881 --> 00:25:04,591 Why would you want to go 300 years in the past? 455 00:25:05,008 --> 00:25:07,177 Because all our friends are dead and the world is fucked. 456 00:25:07,719 --> 00:25:08,887 Oh, wow. 457 00:25:09,930 --> 00:25:11,223 Sorry. 458 00:25:11,598 --> 00:25:14,226 These mushrooms, they also get me high, 459 00:25:15,060 --> 00:25:17,479 so I don't always pick up on emotional cues. 460 00:25:18,939 --> 00:25:19,940 Look. 461 00:25:20,982 --> 00:25:22,693 You're a smart dwarf, right? Yeah. 462 00:25:24,111 --> 00:25:26,196 There's got to be some way to skip back. 463 00:25:26,279 --> 00:25:30,575 I mean, this whole thing is already impossible, isn't it? 464 00:25:31,118 --> 00:25:33,036 We're sorry we didn't bring you snacks. 465 00:25:33,120 --> 00:25:35,414 No, this isn't even about the snacks. 466 00:25:35,622 --> 00:25:38,583 If I wound the clock backward, it would just be bad. 467 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,461 How bad? 'Cause it's bad now. 468 00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:44,881 Like apocalypse bad. It would destroy Fillory. 469 00:25:45,757 --> 00:25:48,427 So, I'm sorry. I wish I could help you. 470 00:25:50,137 --> 00:25:52,055 You guys want some cave mushrooms? 471 00:25:56,059 --> 00:25:57,978 ELIOT: Look on the bright side, Bambi. 472 00:25:58,061 --> 00:26:01,064 We just got to slide up back to the surface, 473 00:26:01,148 --> 00:26:02,983 which hurt a lot less than on the way down, 474 00:26:03,066 --> 00:26:06,695 and now we get to hole up in a lovely villa on the Grand Canal 475 00:26:06,778 --> 00:26:08,613 and sip Bellinis until we pass out. 476 00:26:08,697 --> 00:26:09,781 We can't leave Fillory. 477 00:26:09,865 --> 00:26:11,742 I don't want to tell you that things are hopeless, 478 00:26:11,825 --> 00:26:13,368 but they're not looking very good. 479 00:26:13,827 --> 00:26:15,787 And I hate to see you feeling like this. 480 00:26:16,455 --> 00:26:17,873 I'm not gonna feel better. 481 00:26:19,458 --> 00:26:21,918 What the hell is wrong with you? You should feel just as upset. 482 00:26:23,170 --> 00:26:26,631 Uh... I don't know. I guess it takes a lot to upset me. 483 00:26:26,715 --> 00:26:29,509 I think you're gloriously medicated and in some textbook denial. 484 00:26:30,302 --> 00:26:31,511 I'm managing. 485 00:26:33,722 --> 00:26:35,640 I'm fine. Sure. You're fine. 486 00:26:37,058 --> 00:26:40,771 A monster rode you around for months while he murdered people. 487 00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:43,523 And then one of your closest friends died. 488 00:26:45,817 --> 00:26:49,529 You know, I don't remember anything from in there. 489 00:26:49,988 --> 00:26:52,157 As if that changes a goddamn thing. 490 00:26:52,616 --> 00:26:53,825 (INHALES DEEPLY) 491 00:26:54,701 --> 00:26:57,370 Quentin died, and it hurts. 492 00:26:58,914 --> 00:27:00,540 And I don't really want to talk about it. 493 00:27:00,624 --> 00:27:02,584 Everything I have to say, you already know. 494 00:27:02,667 --> 00:27:05,420 So, why? 495 00:27:07,506 --> 00:27:09,132 Well, if it were me, 496 00:27:10,091 --> 00:27:13,136 I'd be driving a fucking semi down Fury Road. 497 00:27:14,971 --> 00:27:17,140 Yeah, well, feelings are gauche, 498 00:27:17,224 --> 00:27:19,684 and I'm sparing you mine, and I thought you would be grateful. 499 00:27:20,060 --> 00:27:22,103 I don't care what you're like out there, but with me, 500 00:27:23,522 --> 00:27:25,732 I thought you'd at least try to be real. 501 00:27:27,526 --> 00:27:31,071 Bambi. Don't "Bambi" me. 502 00:27:31,905 --> 00:27:34,491 If you're gonna be this stupid, I need some time alone to calm down. 503 00:27:37,536 --> 00:27:38,537 Fine. 504 00:27:51,716 --> 00:27:53,969 MAN: Hey. Banished scum. 505 00:27:54,761 --> 00:27:55,762 (GRUNTS) 506 00:27:59,057 --> 00:28:00,183 ALICE: What happened here? 507 00:28:00,517 --> 00:28:03,395 Been a rough couple of weeks. Everyone's abandoned us. 508 00:28:03,687 --> 00:28:05,730 We've lost most of the branches. 509 00:28:06,398 --> 00:28:08,066 Can't even reach our people in the Underworld. 510 00:28:11,027 --> 00:28:12,237 Where's Zelda? 511 00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:14,781 Oh, God, who knows? (SCOFFS) She's a mess. 512 00:28:15,323 --> 00:28:16,408 Look, no bullshit. 513 00:28:16,491 --> 00:28:19,995 After you refused to help her for, like, the fifteenth time, 514 00:28:20,203 --> 00:28:24,499 I think it broke her brain. She said she can't be trusted to lead and ran off. 515 00:28:25,166 --> 00:28:26,877 Then who's leading the Library? 516 00:28:27,168 --> 00:28:30,338 Well, not me, that's for sure. I'm just doing my job. 517 00:28:33,675 --> 00:28:35,510 ALICE: That's a Library Branch Index, isn't it? 518 00:28:35,594 --> 00:28:37,470 You know about these? I've heard a couple things. 519 00:28:37,679 --> 00:28:41,600 Okay, well, it shows you the location of every volume and how to access it. 520 00:28:42,058 --> 00:28:43,977 Mmm. So, what's the problem then? 521 00:28:45,186 --> 00:28:49,274 PHYLLIS: The phosphoromancer who did this is dead. 522 00:28:49,357 --> 00:28:50,609 I need you to unlock it. 523 00:28:57,407 --> 00:28:59,868 If you're gonna watch, I'll need a drink. 524 00:29:02,162 --> 00:29:03,788 Yeah, I could use one myself. 525 00:29:06,583 --> 00:29:07,918 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 526 00:29:08,877 --> 00:29:09,920 PENNY: Ugh. 527 00:29:10,003 --> 00:29:13,548 I think there's a bit of confusion about the nature of your job. 528 00:29:13,924 --> 00:29:16,551 PENNY: You told me they'd get killed if I didn't talk to them, 529 00:29:16,635 --> 00:29:19,095 so I told them how not to get killed. 530 00:29:19,179 --> 00:29:21,222 Well, how very thoughtful of you. 531 00:29:21,306 --> 00:29:22,474 (POURING DRINK) Look, man. 532 00:29:22,557 --> 00:29:25,810 I was doing you a solid, but I don't think I'm your guy. 533 00:29:26,937 --> 00:29:30,732 This is the time, as a dean, where I usually dig deep to find a funny 534 00:29:30,815 --> 00:29:32,901 or sad anecdote to win you back. 535 00:29:34,319 --> 00:29:37,739 But since I've stopped drinking, those no longer come easy. 536 00:29:38,323 --> 00:29:39,783 You stopped drinking? Yes. 537 00:29:40,450 --> 00:29:42,535 I've lost the taste for it, I'm afraid. 538 00:29:43,161 --> 00:29:44,663 Maybe it's what happened to Quentin. 539 00:29:45,121 --> 00:29:46,957 Maybe it's just my liver. 540 00:29:47,624 --> 00:29:49,668 Either way, I'm a bit raw at the moment, 541 00:29:49,751 --> 00:29:51,419 so you will forgive my bluntness. 542 00:29:52,170 --> 00:29:53,713 You signed a contract. 543 00:29:54,923 --> 00:29:56,299 I thought that was, like, to protect me. 544 00:29:56,383 --> 00:29:57,425 I lied. 545 00:29:58,843 --> 00:30:01,638 It was an employment contract, which forbids you from quitting. 546 00:30:02,430 --> 00:30:04,557 I've never met a Penny who read the fine print. 547 00:30:05,308 --> 00:30:06,476 So what if I break it? 548 00:30:07,394 --> 00:30:09,813 Well, I will sue you into oblivion. 549 00:30:10,647 --> 00:30:13,942 Could you fight it? Yes. Would you win? No. 550 00:30:14,901 --> 00:30:16,027 Could you run? 551 00:30:16,569 --> 00:30:19,406 Well, yes, of course. (SCOFFS) You're a Traveler. 552 00:30:19,823 --> 00:30:21,491 But I doubt a world exists 553 00:30:21,574 --> 00:30:23,368 where you could hide from our lawyers. 554 00:30:24,577 --> 00:30:27,622 I will see you at school, Professor. 555 00:30:30,458 --> 00:30:33,628 PHYLLIS: Not that there's anything wrong with masturbation. 556 00:30:33,712 --> 00:30:36,631 There's a tradition of librarians masturbating. 557 00:30:36,715 --> 00:30:41,803 It goes back centuries. But just the way he did it was creepy. (LAUGHS) 558 00:30:44,848 --> 00:30:46,891 Mmm. Whew. 559 00:30:46,975 --> 00:30:49,019 God damn. I need to pee. 560 00:31:27,974 --> 00:31:29,184 (SIGHS) 561 00:31:41,529 --> 00:31:43,323 (OBJECTS RATTLING AND CLINKING) 562 00:31:50,997 --> 00:31:51,998 Holy shit. 563 00:31:52,624 --> 00:31:53,625 (GASPS) 564 00:31:55,126 --> 00:31:58,046 Apologies, my good lady, for the intrusion into your Maison. 565 00:31:58,129 --> 00:32:00,673 And... And for startling you. 566 00:32:00,757 --> 00:32:05,637 And for raiding your magical winter box of comestibles. 567 00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:08,306 It has been a long and arduous journey. 568 00:32:08,848 --> 00:32:09,849 Find... 569 00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:11,601 Who are you? 570 00:32:11,684 --> 00:32:16,147 I am Sir Hargreave Mcgrubney Cubbins Archibald Brian Effingham the Third. 571 00:32:16,439 --> 00:32:18,858 But you can call me Sir Effingham. 572 00:32:22,946 --> 00:32:24,197 Are you from Fillory? 573 00:32:24,614 --> 00:32:27,492 Why, yes, I am. Well deduced. 574 00:32:28,159 --> 00:32:30,078 You are a credit to your sex. 575 00:32:30,620 --> 00:32:34,124 Gonna move past that. (CLEARS THROAT) Um... 576 00:32:34,207 --> 00:32:35,333 What brings you here to Earth? 577 00:32:35,792 --> 00:32:39,003 I am here on a mission of dreadful import. 578 00:32:39,254 --> 00:32:41,089 It is not an exaggeration to say 579 00:32:41,172 --> 00:32:44,884 that the very fate of both of our worlds lies in the balance. 580 00:32:46,427 --> 00:32:47,637 You're here to bestow a quest. 581 00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:49,973 I am here to bestow a quest. 582 00:32:52,016 --> 00:32:54,769 You know, this timing is perfect. 583 00:32:54,853 --> 00:32:57,605 Because, honestly, I've been feeling a little lost lately. 584 00:32:57,689 --> 00:33:01,359 And I've been looking for something to do with my magic 585 00:33:01,442 --> 00:33:04,445 to make a difference. You know, searching for a sign. 586 00:33:05,113 --> 00:33:07,866 And here you are. Here I am. 587 00:33:08,074 --> 00:33:10,285 So, tell me. How can I help you? 588 00:33:10,618 --> 00:33:13,746 You can help me find Quentin Cold water. 589 00:33:16,958 --> 00:33:17,959 Oh... 590 00:33:21,337 --> 00:33:24,549 Yeah. Um... No, that's not... 591 00:33:26,676 --> 00:33:29,012 Perhaps you have been beset by hysteria. 592 00:33:29,637 --> 00:33:31,139 Is your corset too tight? 593 00:33:31,222 --> 00:33:34,809 It can cause the womb to wander. I've seen it happen. 594 00:33:35,268 --> 00:33:40,231 (HALTINGLY) Um, no, you can't talk to Quentin because he's dead. 595 00:33:40,315 --> 00:33:41,357 He died. 596 00:33:42,483 --> 00:33:47,405 Oh, dear. Oh, dear, oh dear, oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear. 597 00:33:49,115 --> 00:33:51,034 I do believe I'm having the hog sweats. 598 00:33:51,117 --> 00:33:52,160 (SOBS) 599 00:33:52,243 --> 00:33:53,745 Are you... Are you all right? 600 00:33:53,828 --> 00:33:55,955 No, my dear lady. I do not believe that I am. 601 00:33:56,289 --> 00:33:59,334 You see, this matter that brings me here, 602 00:33:59,417 --> 00:34:02,795 it is somewhat apocalyptic in nature. 603 00:34:02,879 --> 00:34:05,173 (SIGHING HEAVILY) 604 00:34:05,256 --> 00:34:07,175 Oh, I find that I do not feel at all well. 605 00:34:07,258 --> 00:34:10,803 Perhaps you could pour me a draft of medicinal cocaine? 606 00:34:10,887 --> 00:34:11,971 Oh. 607 00:34:12,055 --> 00:34:13,681 Yeah, that's not a thing we use anymore. 608 00:34:13,765 --> 00:34:16,643 Have you not modern medicine in this godforsaken world? 609 00:34:16,809 --> 00:34:18,853 Oh, this is truly the end times. 610 00:34:20,772 --> 00:34:22,482 Well, maybe I could help you to save the world. 611 00:34:22,565 --> 00:34:24,567 (LAUGHING AND SNORTING) 612 00:34:24,651 --> 00:34:25,818 Yes. Very good. 613 00:34:27,570 --> 00:34:28,571 Oh, you're serious? 614 00:34:29,155 --> 00:34:34,035 No, no, no. You see, I'm afraid that that would be far too difficult 615 00:34:34,118 --> 00:34:36,663 for someone like you to handle. 616 00:34:36,746 --> 00:34:40,667 You know, I have saved the world before. I was an actual goddess. 617 00:34:40,750 --> 00:34:43,670 And you are still quite fetching, albeit unmarried. 618 00:34:44,087 --> 00:34:47,423 Look, the nature of the quest that I must deliver, 619 00:34:47,507 --> 00:34:50,677 well, it requires a certain kind of hero. 620 00:34:51,469 --> 00:34:53,263 And what kind of hero would that be? 621 00:34:54,264 --> 00:34:57,976 Well, that is to say, (STAMMERING) to use the common tongue, 622 00:34:58,059 --> 00:35:02,146 a hero with a pork loin. 623 00:35:05,733 --> 00:35:08,945 So, the apocalypse is happening, or whatever, 624 00:35:09,028 --> 00:35:12,240 and this little piggy comes all this way, 625 00:35:12,532 --> 00:35:16,077 but you won't accept my help because I'm a woman? 626 00:35:16,744 --> 00:35:21,207 Quite right. Well, I have a long journey ahead of me. 627 00:35:21,291 --> 00:35:24,335 This has been a dreadful setback, 628 00:35:24,419 --> 00:35:28,089 but I am sure that a hero will rise, 629 00:35:28,172 --> 00:35:30,216 and he will save us. 630 00:35:36,014 --> 00:35:39,434 Madam, I have heard from many trusted sources 631 00:35:39,517 --> 00:35:42,478 that hysteria such as yours can be cured, 632 00:35:42,729 --> 00:35:46,482 temporarily, through pelvic massage. 633 00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:50,445 I must go. 634 00:35:51,237 --> 00:35:52,238 (SNORTS) 635 00:35:52,322 --> 00:35:54,032 (DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES) 636 00:35:56,534 --> 00:35:57,869 Look familiar? 637 00:35:59,078 --> 00:36:03,499 This building, our target. It's missing. 638 00:36:03,916 --> 00:36:06,336 Maybe it's some kind of optical displacement spell? 639 00:36:06,419 --> 00:36:08,504 Like the building's hidden? 640 00:36:08,921 --> 00:36:09,922 Come on. 641 00:36:13,134 --> 00:36:16,054 Hey, man, can you tell me, did there used to be a building here? 642 00:36:16,137 --> 00:36:17,722 Don't think so. Are you sure? 643 00:36:17,805 --> 00:36:20,058 I mean, I've only worked in this park for, like, eight years. 644 00:36:20,141 --> 00:36:22,143 But, yeah, maybe I'm wrong about it. 645 00:36:26,105 --> 00:36:28,358 Well, guy says there was never a building here. 646 00:36:28,733 --> 00:36:30,610 So, looks like Gavin ripped us off. 647 00:36:30,902 --> 00:36:33,571 He didn't rip us off. There was a building. 648 00:36:34,113 --> 00:36:36,157 I can still see the residue from the wards. 649 00:36:36,616 --> 00:36:37,742 So what happened to it? 650 00:36:38,201 --> 00:36:42,163 I think someone stole it, then mind-wiped everyone in the area. 651 00:36:42,246 --> 00:36:43,456 (SCOFFS) 652 00:36:43,539 --> 00:36:46,918 Do you know what kind of skills it would take to steal a building 653 00:36:47,001 --> 00:36:50,046 with Level Five wards? That's like, Gandalf-level skills. 654 00:36:50,129 --> 00:36:53,007 That's like... Wait. Gandalf was a wizard, right? 655 00:36:53,091 --> 00:36:56,594 Pete, just... Shit. 656 00:36:58,137 --> 00:37:00,098 I think we might have some competition. 657 00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:02,392 So, the apocalypse is coming, 658 00:37:02,475 --> 00:37:05,269 but don't worry your pretty little head about it? What are we gonna do? 659 00:37:05,812 --> 00:37:07,939 It's not like he's the first guy to tell me I'm not good enough. 660 00:37:08,398 --> 00:37:11,901 Right. And how screwed is the universe that it doesn't even realize 661 00:37:11,984 --> 00:37:13,694 Quentin's dead and plan around it? 662 00:37:13,778 --> 00:37:17,740 Truth? I don't think the universe is really looking out for anyone. 663 00:37:18,533 --> 00:37:20,284 Try saying that to your students. 664 00:37:20,701 --> 00:37:23,371 I think I've already told them all the depressing things. 665 00:37:24,831 --> 00:37:25,832 I can't believe I have to go back. 666 00:37:25,915 --> 00:37:27,500 What the fuck am I gonna say to them? 667 00:37:28,042 --> 00:37:32,130 Well, what would you say if you could say anything you wanted? 668 00:37:32,380 --> 00:37:33,714 'Cause you can. 669 00:37:34,090 --> 00:37:35,800 What would you say to the pig? 670 00:37:39,303 --> 00:37:41,264 (SIGHS) I'd say, 671 00:37:42,765 --> 00:37:43,850 "Hey, Porky. 672 00:37:45,017 --> 00:37:46,894 "If I wait for you to tell me to be the hero, 673 00:37:46,978 --> 00:37:48,855 "then I'm just buying into your bullshit." 674 00:37:49,730 --> 00:37:52,942 In real life you don't get chosen. You choose your quest. 675 00:37:54,735 --> 00:37:57,488 And I'm choosing mine. Yeah. 676 00:37:57,989 --> 00:38:00,324 You know, I got magic back because Quentin died, 677 00:38:00,825 --> 00:38:02,410 and I think I know what I'm gonna do with it. 678 00:38:02,827 --> 00:38:06,998 I'm gonna figure out what's causing the apocalypse, and I'm gonna stop it. 679 00:38:14,338 --> 00:38:17,175 When I got to Brakebills, I thought I'd die before I turned 30. 680 00:38:18,009 --> 00:38:20,511 That's all anyone ever told me. Travelers die. 681 00:38:21,262 --> 00:38:24,348 And bad shit has happened to me, but not to you. 682 00:38:25,224 --> 00:38:26,392 Not yet, anyway. 683 00:38:27,351 --> 00:38:29,270 You still get a choice about your path. 684 00:38:30,938 --> 00:38:32,982 And since I already talked about the bad side, 685 00:38:33,566 --> 00:38:35,443 I should probably show you the good side, too. 686 00:38:36,903 --> 00:38:39,363 Anyone who wants to see that, come here. 687 00:38:45,328 --> 00:38:46,412 (ALL GASP) 688 00:38:48,039 --> 00:38:50,791 Cool. You brought us to rocks. 689 00:38:59,300 --> 00:39:00,301 PENNY: Look up. 690 00:39:03,721 --> 00:39:04,722 STUDENTS: Whoa. 691 00:39:04,805 --> 00:39:06,599 PENNY: A few years ago, I was running from some bad shit, 692 00:39:06,682 --> 00:39:07,850 and I found this place. 693 00:39:08,226 --> 00:39:09,644 It's not on any map. 694 00:39:11,354 --> 00:39:13,356 You guys can breathe. (STUDENTS SIGH AND CHUCKLE) 695 00:39:13,439 --> 00:39:14,941 There's no one here. Just us. 696 00:39:15,024 --> 00:39:16,025 Oh, my God. 697 00:39:16,567 --> 00:39:19,278 When you master your powers, you can wake up anywhere, 698 00:39:19,362 --> 00:39:21,239 in any world. 699 00:39:22,782 --> 00:39:26,452 If you want to still do this, I'll help you. Just think about it. 700 00:39:28,037 --> 00:39:32,166 For now, I'm gonna shut up and let you enjoy this place. 701 00:39:32,291 --> 00:39:33,918 (STUDENTS CHUCKLING) (EXCLAIMS) 702 00:39:39,298 --> 00:39:40,800 Professor Adiyodi? 703 00:39:41,342 --> 00:39:42,885 Merritt, right? Yeah. 704 00:39:43,803 --> 00:39:44,845 I had a question. 705 00:39:45,972 --> 00:39:48,307 You said you heard voices from other worlds. 706 00:39:48,599 --> 00:39:49,809 You hearing something? 707 00:39:49,892 --> 00:39:54,397 (SIGHS) It's not a voice. It's more like, um, a signal. 708 00:39:55,189 --> 00:39:57,942 Okay. Um... Uh, sit down. 709 00:39:58,025 --> 00:39:59,151 Yeah. 710 00:39:59,235 --> 00:40:01,362 I'm gonna take down my wards so you can show me. 711 00:40:01,487 --> 00:40:03,864 You just, uh, close your eyes, okay? Okay. 712 00:40:03,948 --> 00:40:04,949 All right. 713 00:40:07,451 --> 00:40:08,828 (EXHALES DEEPLY) 714 00:40:12,540 --> 00:40:14,375 (HIGH-PITCHED RINGING) 715 00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:17,795 (RINGING GETS LOUDER) (SNIFFING) 716 00:40:17,878 --> 00:40:18,879 (GRUNTS) 717 00:40:18,963 --> 00:40:20,381 (BREATHING SHARPLY) 718 00:40:21,549 --> 00:40:23,217 (HIGH-PITCHED RINGING CONTINUES) 719 00:40:23,301 --> 00:40:24,719 (GRUNTING QUIETLY) 720 00:40:30,683 --> 00:40:32,310 (GASPS) (RINGING STOPS) 721 00:40:32,393 --> 00:40:33,394 Professor? 722 00:40:37,356 --> 00:40:39,900 Oh. Professor, what happened? 723 00:40:39,984 --> 00:40:41,777 I don't... I couldn't control myself. 724 00:40:42,945 --> 00:40:44,572 Did the signal make you do that? 725 00:40:50,578 --> 00:40:51,662 (WINCING) 726 00:40:55,458 --> 00:40:56,834 (MUFFLED WATER TRICKLING) 727 00:41:01,339 --> 00:41:04,342 Hello? Anybody there? 728 00:41:15,269 --> 00:41:18,773 Just great. What are you gonna do now, Margo? 729 00:41:20,733 --> 00:41:22,068 (THUNDER CRASHING) 730 00:41:23,778 --> 00:41:27,615 It's gonna be okay. It's gonna be okay. 731 00:41:28,824 --> 00:41:30,868 It's... Who am I kidding? 732 00:41:31,702 --> 00:41:33,954 They're gonna chop my goddamn head off. 733 00:41:34,038 --> 00:41:35,581 (SOBBING QUIETLY) 734 00:41:35,665 --> 00:41:39,877 Josh? Josh. Josh. 735 00:41:42,505 --> 00:41:45,549 Of course I get trapped in here with the ghost loop version of him. 736 00:41:46,801 --> 00:41:51,138 Margo, wherever you are, I hope you're okay. 737 00:41:52,223 --> 00:41:53,432 I wish you were here. 738 00:41:55,017 --> 00:41:56,727 I wish I wasn't gonna die alone. 739 00:42:00,272 --> 00:42:01,607 (CRYING) 740 00:42:05,444 --> 00:42:06,904 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 741 00:42:14,662 --> 00:42:15,871 (BREATHES SHAKILY) 742 00:42:31,971 --> 00:42:32,972 Oh. 743 00:42:36,517 --> 00:42:39,270 Why are you smoking? I don't know. 744 00:42:40,938 --> 00:42:42,690 Quentin did sometimes. 745 00:42:43,733 --> 00:42:44,734 Can I have one? 746 00:42:49,447 --> 00:42:53,117 You know, you're the only person in the world who can smoke judgmentally. 747 00:42:55,536 --> 00:42:56,871 I know what you're going through. 748 00:42:57,913 --> 00:43:01,792 When your father died, I was a wreck. I didn't know what to do. 749 00:43:03,043 --> 00:43:06,422 I wasn't ready to be alone. I didn't even know how to be alone. 750 00:43:06,839 --> 00:43:09,592 I did some pretty insane things just to get by. 751 00:43:12,094 --> 00:43:16,223 Insane even for me. But I'll spare you the details. 752 00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:17,850 Doesn't sound like you. 753 00:43:18,517 --> 00:43:20,144 Well, I could tell you, if you prefer. 754 00:43:21,270 --> 00:43:22,688 What's your point, Mom? 755 00:43:23,481 --> 00:43:26,192 That everything's just gonna get better eventually? 756 00:43:27,109 --> 00:43:29,737 No one gets to tell you how to grieve, Alice. 757 00:43:31,530 --> 00:43:33,616 You're on this journey by yourself. 758 00:43:34,992 --> 00:43:37,411 Only you know where it's gonna take you. 759 00:43:38,871 --> 00:43:42,541 If you need to do something crazy to get through it, 760 00:43:44,335 --> 00:43:46,128 do something crazy, okay? 761 00:43:55,930 --> 00:43:57,389 (FOOTSTEPS DEPART) 762 00:43:57,413 --> 00:44:02,413 http://hiqve.com/