1 00:00:58,758 --> 00:01:03,354 And do you, Evelyn Fletcher, take the Buchanan millions to have and to hold now? 2 00:01:03,463 --> 00:01:06,364 And as long as the dough lasts. 3 00:01:29,222 --> 00:01:30,689 And now what happens? 4 00:01:30,790 --> 00:01:33,258 -Make sure Bob has the ring. -Check. 5 00:01:33,359 --> 00:01:35,623 And listen, there'll be three steps up to the altar. 6 00:01:35,728 --> 00:01:37,662 Be sure you don't stumble. 7 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:40,733 And take that smelly pipe out of your pocket. 8 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:43,702 Check. And then what? 9 00:01:43,803 --> 00:01:48,069 -And then you just keep saying, "l do." -Until you're done. 10 00:01:48,174 --> 00:01:51,166 Very funny. Now, back down the center aisle. 11 00:01:56,850 --> 00:01:59,114 Dear, I'm sorry. Bob and I have to run along. 12 00:01:59,219 --> 00:02:01,983 We've got a board meeting at 1:30. I'll see you tonight, won't l? 13 00:02:02,088 --> 00:02:04,454 -Oh, no, not tonight. -Oh, why not? 14 00:02:04,557 --> 00:02:07,856 Let's dine somewhere alone, and talk. 15 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:11,624 -Talk? About what? -About nothing. That's the whole idea. 16 00:02:11,731 --> 00:02:14,461 Or maybe just walk in the park, hold hands and swing them. 17 00:02:14,567 --> 00:02:17,934 Don't be boyish. All right, run along if you have to. 18 00:02:19,072 --> 00:02:20,596 Tell me, Bob. 19 00:02:20,707 --> 00:02:22,675 Would you say this was a marriage made in heaven? 20 00:02:22,775 --> 00:02:25,642 Well, maybe a little this side, but very logical, Jim. 21 00:02:25,745 --> 00:02:29,511 -Evelyn has family. You have money. -ldeal, I know. 22 00:02:30,450 --> 00:02:33,078 Oh, but where's the romance, the glow, 23 00:02:33,786 --> 00:02:35,811 I don't know, the silly careless rapture 24 00:02:35,922 --> 00:02:37,685 that's supposed to go with the whole darned thing? 25 00:02:37,790 --> 00:02:40,486 That's just a little youthful, isn't it, Jim? 26 00:02:40,593 --> 00:02:43,289 You mean boyish. That's what Evelyn calls it. 27 00:02:45,398 --> 00:02:48,196 I was quite a boy, as I remember, making $20 a week, 28 00:02:48,301 --> 00:02:50,963 spending the twilight hours on a park bench 29 00:02:51,070 --> 00:02:53,334 and wondering what she'd be like when I met her. 30 00:02:53,439 --> 00:02:56,533 And sure of just one thing, that I'd be crazy in love with her, 31 00:02:56,643 --> 00:03:00,306 and she'd be crazy in love with me and it would go on like that forever. 32 00:03:03,349 --> 00:03:04,316 You're supposed to grow up 33 00:03:04,417 --> 00:03:05,384 and get over that sort of thing, aren't you? 34 00:03:05,485 --> 00:03:06,782 Well, most of them do. 35 00:03:06,886 --> 00:03:08,911 I think a good tough board meeting is just what you need. 36 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:11,081 Oh, what a session that's going to be. 37 00:03:27,974 --> 00:03:32,411 Putting out a new type of car at this time, Jim, would be a great mistake. 38 00:03:32,512 --> 00:03:35,675 I agree with Henry. It's too much of a departure. 39 00:03:36,349 --> 00:03:38,647 That's what you said about the first Buchanan Eight, 40 00:03:38,751 --> 00:03:42,187 those very words, but I fought you all down, and what happened? 41 00:03:42,288 --> 00:03:46,657 I made a fortune for every one of us and together we made automobile history. 42 00:03:46,759 --> 00:03:49,250 Now I'm asking you to string along with me again 43 00:03:49,362 --> 00:03:51,660 with an idea that will revolutionize the business. 44 00:03:51,764 --> 00:03:56,030 Jim, this country is in no condition to spend money on wild ideas in car design. 45 00:03:56,135 --> 00:04:00,401 This country's on its feet again and soon it'll be spending as it never did before. 46 00:04:00,506 --> 00:04:03,100 They'll be looking for something new and different. 47 00:04:03,209 --> 00:04:05,109 We've got to be the first on the market with the newest 48 00:04:05,211 --> 00:04:07,441 and finest automobile we know how to make. 49 00:04:07,547 --> 00:04:08,707 Oh, what's the use, Jim? 50 00:04:08,815 --> 00:04:10,578 We've been going over this thing for days 51 00:04:10,683 --> 00:04:13,311 and you know very well the majority still stands against you. 52 00:04:13,419 --> 00:04:15,046 Well, who is with me? 53 00:04:15,154 --> 00:04:20,182 Only Bob and Howard. Just two, and the majority stops me. 54 00:04:21,427 --> 00:04:24,419 Well, gentlemen, you evidently know what you want to do. 55 00:04:24,530 --> 00:04:26,225 I don't. 56 00:04:26,332 --> 00:04:30,530 So go ahead and do it yourselves. Go on, go on, run the business. 57 00:04:31,304 --> 00:04:34,171 And when you get into trouble, call on me, 58 00:04:35,642 --> 00:04:39,703 and for this delightful vacation, gentlemen, many thanks. 59 00:04:45,885 --> 00:04:50,083 -Now that's no way, Jim. -Can't help it. It's just how I feel. 60 00:04:50,189 --> 00:04:52,282 I'm sick and tired of everything. 61 00:04:54,794 --> 00:04:57,888 -Wait a minute. Where are you going? -Some place to think. 62 00:05:08,641 --> 00:05:11,166 -Oh, sorry. -Oh, that's quite all right. 63 00:05:11,277 --> 00:05:13,108 Thank you, thank you. 64 00:05:26,492 --> 00:05:28,960 Jobs are hard to find, aren't they? 65 00:05:31,464 --> 00:05:34,900 Well, you just have to keep reading the ads and hoping. 66 00:05:36,769 --> 00:05:39,761 Oh, would you care for "Help Wanted, Male"? 67 00:05:40,707 --> 00:05:43,141 Oh, thank you. 68 00:05:52,885 --> 00:05:54,352 An ad you can answer? 69 00:05:54,454 --> 00:06:00,290 No, I was just wondering, what does "passementerie workers" mean? 70 00:06:00,393 --> 00:06:03,419 I'm not sure. I think it has something to do with beads. 71 00:06:03,529 --> 00:06:06,692 -Then why don't they say beads? -Oh, I don't know. 72 00:06:12,472 --> 00:06:17,239 -Can you find anything? -No, no. Nothing for my peculiar talents. 73 00:06:18,244 --> 00:06:21,611 How about that snappy opportunity for young man with money 74 00:06:21,714 --> 00:06:25,878 to peddle an invention that does things that's never been done before. 75 00:06:25,985 --> 00:06:29,819 -Where's that? -Oh, it's there somewhere, it always is. 76 00:06:29,922 --> 00:06:32,948 Why do they put in ads that require money to invest? 77 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:34,287 I'm afraid that's your question. 78 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:38,455 -lf you had any money, you... -You wouldn't be reading the want ads. 79 00:06:39,432 --> 00:06:44,369 Oh, it's tough these days. About 200 people for every position. 80 00:06:46,172 --> 00:06:49,073 How long is it since you've been interviewed for a job? 81 00:06:49,175 --> 00:06:51,234 I can't remember. 82 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:55,813 The only good ads are for couples. 83 00:06:56,149 --> 00:06:59,243 Here's one for cook and butler, "Must be able to do housework, 84 00:06:59,352 --> 00:07:02,844 "attractive surroundings, servant's quarters over garage. 85 00:07:02,955 --> 00:07:05,685 "Cook must be exceptional or don't bother to apply. 86 00:07:05,792 --> 00:07:09,785 "Salary, $175 a month. Rossini Manor, Longhaven." 87 00:07:09,896 --> 00:07:14,230 $175. That's real money. 88 00:07:14,333 --> 00:07:18,667 -Now, if you could only cook. -Oh, I can cook. I'm a marvelous cook. 89 00:07:18,771 --> 00:07:22,798 -Maybe there's an ad for a cook alone. -I never thought of that... 90 00:07:24,811 --> 00:07:28,247 Cook, cook, cook. 91 00:07:31,117 --> 00:07:35,144 Well, better luck tomorrow. 92 00:07:35,254 --> 00:07:37,654 I've been saying that every day. 93 00:07:43,796 --> 00:07:45,855 Say, can you buttle? 94 00:07:46,933 --> 00:07:51,597 Well, I can say, "Very good, sir" and, "Dinner is served, madam." 95 00:07:51,704 --> 00:07:53,001 You're swell. 96 00:07:53,105 --> 00:07:55,130 Why don't we answer this ad together? 97 00:07:55,241 --> 00:07:57,232 It could be done. Oh, how does it sound to you? 98 00:07:57,343 --> 00:07:58,810 Crazy. 99 00:07:59,812 --> 00:08:01,302 What is it? Your pride? 100 00:08:01,414 --> 00:08:03,848 You know, you can't be choosy about a job. 101 00:08:03,950 --> 00:08:06,180 You think you're too good to wield a broom? 102 00:08:06,285 --> 00:08:09,254 Well, it's a little different from what I've been doing. 103 00:08:09,355 --> 00:08:12,256 So what? Maybe it's the thing you're best fitted for. 104 00:08:12,358 --> 00:08:15,293 Don't you realize we can make this our lucky day? 105 00:08:15,394 --> 00:08:17,123 Lucky day. 106 00:08:19,599 --> 00:08:25,663 Mister, I'm going to sell you this idea if we have to sit here all day, 107 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:29,365 because my landlady and I have just come to the parting of the ways 108 00:08:29,475 --> 00:08:33,172 and I don't feel like sleeping in the park tonight. 109 00:08:33,279 --> 00:08:36,942 Don't you realize? It's a meal ticket for both of us. 110 00:08:37,049 --> 00:08:40,678 If we landed this job, you'd feel differently about everything. 111 00:08:40,786 --> 00:08:43,016 -You guarantee that? -Absolutely. 112 00:08:43,122 --> 00:08:46,717 -What do you say? -Well... 113 00:08:46,826 --> 00:08:48,555 Now you listen to me, mister. 114 00:08:48,661 --> 00:08:53,325 The worst thing in the world is to get where you close your mind to a new idea. 115 00:08:53,432 --> 00:08:56,663 Any man who is up against it and just sits back and does nothing 116 00:08:56,769 --> 00:09:00,296 and is afraid to try something new, why he's better off dead. 117 00:09:00,406 --> 00:09:02,533 He is dead. He doesn't know enough to lie down. 118 00:09:03,776 --> 00:09:06,210 We are the new cooks and butler. 119 00:09:06,312 --> 00:09:08,780 Right up the drive to the end of the house. 120 00:09:16,289 --> 00:09:18,280 You been looking cook's job? 121 00:09:19,425 --> 00:09:22,360 My wife, she cooks, I am the butler. 122 00:09:22,461 --> 00:09:27,194 Man who lives there just crazy. Good luck. 123 00:09:35,141 --> 00:09:39,168 Soon she will be ready. Then we add the garlic. 124 00:09:39,278 --> 00:09:41,974 Now we're coming to it, Flash. We see what she gonna do with the garlic. 125 00:09:42,081 --> 00:09:44,641 What I'd like to know is, can she fry an egg? 126 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:46,684 That's the trouble with you. Food is just food! 127 00:09:46,786 --> 00:09:48,981 But my stomach lives for good things. 128 00:09:49,088 --> 00:09:55,891 For sauce flourney for six people, a medium-sized piece of garlic, like this. 129 00:09:56,329 --> 00:09:59,492 -I drop it in the sauce. -You put the garlic in the sauce? 130 00:10:00,499 --> 00:10:02,296 Not in my house you don't put the garlic in the sauce! 131 00:10:02,401 --> 00:10:04,665 Get out, get out, get out, get out! 132 00:10:05,204 --> 00:10:08,662 -Can you imagine garlic in the sauce? -Garlic in the sauce. 133 00:10:10,209 --> 00:10:12,074 What are you doing hanging around? What are you doing? 134 00:10:12,178 --> 00:10:13,839 Get out, get out. 135 00:10:33,933 --> 00:10:36,697 Will you give me a small piece of garlic, please? 136 00:10:38,938 --> 00:10:41,600 And you drop the garlic in the sauce, eh? 137 00:10:41,707 --> 00:10:43,368 What do you mean, drop it in? 138 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,910 Well, all the cooks usually drop the garlic in the sauce. 139 00:10:46,012 --> 00:10:49,038 Garlic should never be used lavishly in this particular sauce. 140 00:10:49,148 --> 00:10:51,981 You want only the ghost of a shadow of the flavor of garlic. 141 00:10:52,084 --> 00:10:56,077 -Oh, just the ghost of a shadow, eh? -Yes. 142 00:10:56,188 --> 00:10:59,282 Of course, the proper thing is not to put the garlic into the sauce at all. 143 00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:01,724 You merely hold it suspended between finger and thumb 144 00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:06,355 6 inches above the saucepan, and gently waft it back and forth like this. 145 00:11:06,465 --> 00:11:10,868 You see? Not 2 inches, not 3 inches, but 6. 146 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,003 There. 147 00:11:17,176 --> 00:11:18,507 Taste that. 148 00:11:23,582 --> 00:11:25,015 Give him a taste. 149 00:11:33,559 --> 00:11:35,925 The job is yours. 150 00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:38,997 Now, besides the other stuff I want you to do around the house, 151 00:11:39,098 --> 00:11:40,122 I want you to drive my car. 152 00:11:40,232 --> 00:11:42,496 -You know anything about the cars? -Oh, yes, sir. 153 00:11:42,601 --> 00:11:45,161 Well, I just bought myself a Buchanan Eight. 154 00:11:45,271 --> 00:11:47,262 I think I should be able to handle that, sir. 155 00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:49,432 You got references, ain't you? 156 00:11:52,278 --> 00:11:54,269 -References. -Well, ain't you got references? 157 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:55,779 Or ain't you got no references? 158 00:11:55,881 --> 00:11:57,508 You know, letters from the last place where you work. 159 00:11:58,751 --> 00:12:01,879 Well, unfortunately, sir, our trunks were lost 160 00:12:01,987 --> 00:12:05,423 when we arrived on the boat this morning from England. 161 00:12:05,524 --> 00:12:06,786 -England? -Yes. 162 00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:10,328 -Surely you've heard of England, sir? -What boat did you come on? 163 00:12:10,429 --> 00:12:13,398 -The Mauretania. -Who did you work for in England? 164 00:12:13,499 --> 00:12:17,401 Why, it was Lady Blythe-Coffin. 165 00:12:17,536 --> 00:12:19,527 Undoubtedly you've heard of her ladyship, sir? 166 00:12:19,638 --> 00:12:24,234 -How long were you on the job? -About two years, I think. Wasn't it, dear? 167 00:12:24,343 --> 00:12:27,972 -lt seemed as long as that, dear. -Then why did you leave? 168 00:12:31,717 --> 00:12:36,654 Well, I think I'd better let my husband tell you that. 169 00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:44,021 Well, you see, certain events occurred which made me feel that the place 170 00:12:44,130 --> 00:12:48,760 was not quite suitable for a young person like my wife. 171 00:12:48,868 --> 00:12:50,733 Oh, I see, Lord Blythe-Coffin, eh? 172 00:12:50,836 --> 00:12:53,236 Oh, no, it wasn't Lord Blythe-Coffin, 173 00:12:53,339 --> 00:12:59,073 it was Lady Blythe-Coffin. She drank. 174 00:12:59,178 --> 00:13:00,668 Well, you don't object to drinking, do you? 175 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:05,911 Oh, no, no, sir, not at all, but, you see, when Lady Blythe-Coffin 176 00:13:06,018 --> 00:13:09,886 was under the influence her behavior was simply shocking, sir. 177 00:13:09,989 --> 00:13:14,688 For example, she'd receive her guests by sliding down the banister. 178 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,489 You wouldn't do that, would you, sir? 179 00:13:16,595 --> 00:13:18,654 Nobody'd ever catch me sliding down the banisters. 180 00:13:18,764 --> 00:13:20,823 -Exactly. -That's enough of that. 181 00:13:20,933 --> 00:13:22,901 -What is your name? -Joan. 182 00:13:23,602 --> 00:13:25,035 That's a nice name. 183 00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:27,503 -That's good enough, but yours? -James, sir. 184 00:13:27,606 --> 00:13:30,336 James. You know, I always wanted a butler with the name of James! 185 00:13:30,442 --> 00:13:32,342 That makes everything ducky. 186 00:13:32,444 --> 00:13:35,436 Come on, I'll show you your rooms. They're over the garage. 187 00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:37,914 -Thank you. -Thank you, sir. 188 00:13:47,026 --> 00:13:51,690 Place to put your clothes, bathroom, porch on the outside. 189 00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:54,460 Is that the only bed? 190 00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:56,797 What's the matter with it? It's very comfortable. 191 00:13:56,902 --> 00:14:02,169 Soft, springy, why, you even got the same mattress as we got in the main house. 192 00:14:02,274 --> 00:14:04,469 Here, Jamesie, you try it. 193 00:14:11,217 --> 00:14:17,019 But, well, I thought the advertisement said servants' quarters, Mr. Flash. 194 00:14:17,122 --> 00:14:20,580 -What? -Quarters, quarters. 195 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:23,287 Well, these are them. What's wrong with them? 196 00:14:23,395 --> 00:14:25,863 You get Thursdays and every other Sunday off. 197 00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:29,628 We ain't eating in tonight, so you don't got to make dinner. 198 00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:32,929 I hope you last longer than the others. 199 00:14:33,906 --> 00:14:38,036 Well, it's not bad at all. We ought to be very happy here, dear. 200 00:14:38,143 --> 00:14:41,408 -Cozy and comfortable. -You think so? 201 00:14:41,513 --> 00:14:45,415 No, seriously, Joan, it was a nice idea while it lasted. 202 00:14:45,517 --> 00:14:49,977 -You're all ready to give up, aren't you? -No, no, not at all. 203 00:14:50,089 --> 00:14:52,853 The arrangement suits me all right. 204 00:15:05,771 --> 00:15:08,968 -Here you are. Come on, give me a hand. -What do you wanna do? 205 00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:12,009 Put this out on the porch. It'll make a swell bed. 206 00:15:12,111 --> 00:15:14,978 Come on, come on, don't sit there gaping. 207 00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:25,890 We'll alternate nights on the porch. 208 00:15:25,991 --> 00:15:28,983 I know. Yours when it's clear, mine when it rains. 209 00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:31,654 Better yet, we'll flip a coin and see which one gets the room. 210 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:35,029 -And which one gets pneumonia. -It's better than a park bench. 211 00:15:35,134 --> 00:15:38,535 Tell you what, heads you get the room, tails I get it. All right? 212 00:15:38,637 --> 00:15:39,934 All right. 213 00:15:42,174 --> 00:15:44,438 -Heads, you get the room. -Good. 214 00:15:45,144 --> 00:15:47,442 You know, I think this is going to be all right. 215 00:15:47,546 --> 00:15:49,912 It's almost better than Lady Blythe-Coffin's, isn't it? 216 00:15:50,015 --> 00:15:52,347 Tell me, how did you ever come to think of her? 217 00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:56,581 I had to. I had to do something to get a roof over our heads. 218 00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:59,681 Joan, you are the most eloquent liar I've ever met. 219 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:02,352 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 220 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:11,034 -ls your name really James? -Jim to you. 221 00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:15,869 -Jim Burns. -Well, that makes me Mrs. Burns, doesn't it? 222 00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:22,272 You know, this is like the view from the porch of the Westmore Country Club. 223 00:16:22,381 --> 00:16:25,248 What do you know about the Westmore Country Club? 224 00:16:25,351 --> 00:16:27,478 Oh, I used to hang around there. 225 00:16:27,586 --> 00:16:30,817 I see. The same season I had the box at the Metropolitan, huh? 226 00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:35,121 All right, you don't believe me. I was the clerk there for a while. 227 00:16:36,195 --> 00:16:37,958 Well, that's a pretty good job. 228 00:16:38,063 --> 00:16:41,032 -Why did you leave? -Oh, I don't know. 229 00:16:41,133 --> 00:16:43,397 I didn't like some of the stuffed shirts that hung around. 230 00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:45,766 Besides, the hours were too long. 231 00:16:45,871 --> 00:16:48,863 Well, they'll be longer here and you'll like it. 232 00:16:48,974 --> 00:16:52,466 Why don't you stop picking on me and tell me something about yourself? 233 00:16:52,578 --> 00:16:55,945 Oh, there isn't much to tell, except a lot of hard luck. 234 00:16:56,048 --> 00:16:59,609 -Where did you learn to cook? -I kept house for Dad. 235 00:16:59,718 --> 00:17:02,983 That was at Hanover. He was a college professor. 236 00:17:03,088 --> 00:17:06,819 Then I came to New York to look for a job after he died. 237 00:17:06,925 --> 00:17:08,415 I see. 238 00:17:09,128 --> 00:17:11,892 And it's been pretty tough sledding, has it? 239 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:20,563 I think cooking was the only thing I didn't think of. 240 00:17:20,672 --> 00:17:24,938 It was your idea. The first good break I've had in months. 241 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,841 I think you've brought me luck. 242 00:17:26,945 --> 00:17:28,572 Well, that's fine. 243 00:17:32,851 --> 00:17:35,945 -Oh, I'm awfully tired. Let's turn in, huh? -Right. 244 00:17:38,624 --> 00:17:40,990 -Well, good night. -Good night. 245 00:17:57,309 --> 00:18:00,369 Oh, you won't have to lock the door. 246 00:18:01,547 --> 00:18:02,775 -No? -No. 247 00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:06,380 -Thanks. Good night. -Good night. 248 00:19:01,206 --> 00:19:02,798 -Why, good evening, sir. -Good evening. 249 00:19:02,908 --> 00:19:05,138 -How are you, Jennings? -Quite well, sir. 250 00:19:05,244 --> 00:19:06,973 -Did you forget your key, sir? -No. 251 00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:09,547 -And your hat, sir? -No, I've got my key. 252 00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:12,014 -l... Well, I mislaid my hat. -Yes, sir. 253 00:19:12,117 --> 00:19:13,516 I was worried about you, sir. 254 00:19:13,619 --> 00:19:16,782 Mr. and Mrs. Hobart were here for dinner and when you failed to appear... 255 00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:20,916 -Look, get me a coat and hat, will you? -Yes, sir. 256 00:19:42,781 --> 00:19:44,874 -Leaving, sir? -No, l... 257 00:19:44,983 --> 00:19:46,507 I'm going to make another entrance 258 00:19:46,618 --> 00:19:49,519 and I want to observe carefully exactly what you do. 259 00:19:49,621 --> 00:19:54,115 -I did something to displease you, sir? -Oh, no, no, no, you were perfect. 260 00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:02,265 -Good evening, sir. -Good evening, Jennings. What's new? 261 00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:05,825 Not much, sir. Though I was worried about you, sir. 262 00:20:09,341 --> 00:20:13,072 Mr. and Mrs. Hobart were here for dinner. And when you failed to appear... 263 00:20:13,178 --> 00:20:14,406 Now let's see how I do it. 264 00:20:14,513 --> 00:20:18,449 -You take the hat and coat. -Me, sir? 265 00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:19,881 You're being me and I'm being you. 266 00:20:19,985 --> 00:20:21,646 As you say, sir. 267 00:20:23,789 --> 00:20:26,656 I must learn to be a perfect butler in one lesson. 268 00:20:26,758 --> 00:20:30,091 I want you to watch me carefully, I don't want to do anything wrong. 269 00:20:30,195 --> 00:20:34,723 -Oh, now I see, sir. A masquerade, sir? -Yes, masquerade. 270 00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:50,676 -Good evening, sir. -Good evening, Jennings. 271 00:20:50,782 --> 00:20:55,276 -Anything new? -I was worried about you, sir. 272 00:20:55,387 --> 00:21:00,825 Mr. and Mrs. Hobart were here for dinner, but when you failed to appear... 273 00:21:02,327 --> 00:21:03,351 How am I doing? 274 00:21:03,462 --> 00:21:06,090 If I may say so, sir, a little clumsy, sir. 275 00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:09,827 The outstanding characteristic of a butler is unobtrusiveness 276 00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:15,134 and your presence, sir, was very apparent when you relieved me of the right sleeve. 277 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:18,801 But there are butlers in service who do worse than you, sir. 278 00:21:18,910 --> 00:21:21,003 -That's all I want to know. -Yes, sir. 279 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:23,843 Any more tips on what the well-mannered butler should do? 280 00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:28,511 Well, sir, it's mostly a matter of exercising good judgment, 281 00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:31,589 except no matter what you think, you never say it. 282 00:21:31,690 --> 00:21:32,918 Oh, that's important. 283 00:21:33,025 --> 00:21:35,789 You never say what you think, but you do think what you say. 284 00:21:35,894 --> 00:21:36,861 Well put, sir. 285 00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:39,658 Then, too, sir, you must know your man. 286 00:21:39,765 --> 00:21:42,393 You must know the master of the house like a book. 287 00:21:42,501 --> 00:21:46,335 Most times, sir, you'll find it a very uninteresting and uninspiring book, 288 00:21:46,438 --> 00:21:48,372 but it's all part of the job, sir. 289 00:21:48,473 --> 00:21:50,964 Even though your instincts, your background, 290 00:21:51,076 --> 00:21:55,445 your impulses are finer, you must always make him think he is right. 291 00:21:55,547 --> 00:21:57,139 Absolutely right, sir. 292 00:21:57,249 --> 00:21:59,410 You must give him the impression you are hanging 293 00:21:59,518 --> 00:22:04,012 on every word he says, even though it is dribble, sir. 294 00:22:05,457 --> 00:22:09,223 -Oh, is that what you do? -Why, yes, sir. 295 00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:11,592 -No, sir. -It's all right, Jennings. 296 00:22:11,697 --> 00:22:13,858 Don't worry. It's all off the record. 297 00:22:13,965 --> 00:22:15,626 Would you like to have your messages, sir? 298 00:22:15,734 --> 00:22:18,430 There have been a number of inquiries, telephone. 299 00:22:18,537 --> 00:22:19,697 Tell them all I've gone fishing. 300 00:22:19,805 --> 00:22:22,399 -Your secretary has been calling, sir. -Fishing. 301 00:22:22,507 --> 00:22:25,874 -Miss Fletcher is constantly enquiring, sir. -Fishing. 302 00:22:25,977 --> 00:22:29,572 -Fishing where, sir? -You don't know. 303 00:22:29,681 --> 00:22:33,583 It's miles away from here. Another world. 304 00:22:33,685 --> 00:22:36,210 I'm fishing for something I've been missing. 305 00:22:36,321 --> 00:22:39,381 Fishing for a certain sort of happiness. 306 00:22:39,491 --> 00:22:41,391 -Yes, sir. -But don't tell them that. 307 00:22:41,493 --> 00:22:46,487 -Just say I've gone fishing for fish. -Fishing for fish. Yes, sir. 308 00:22:46,598 --> 00:22:48,862 And pack a few of my things, will you, Jennings? 309 00:22:48,967 --> 00:22:50,730 -Just what I shall need for buttling. -Yes, sir. 310 00:22:50,836 --> 00:22:52,861 -And a whiskey and soda. -Yes, sir. 311 00:22:57,376 --> 00:23:01,608 Mr. Buchanan's residence. Oh, yes. Miss Fletcher. 312 00:23:01,713 --> 00:23:03,476 Fishing. 313 00:23:03,582 --> 00:23:06,608 I just heard from him, miss. He's fishing. 314 00:23:07,419 --> 00:23:11,150 Yes, miss, fishing for fish. 315 00:23:12,257 --> 00:23:16,125 Of all the insane things. With the wedding a week away, he's fishing. 316 00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:17,490 -Fishing? -Fishing. 317 00:23:17,596 --> 00:23:18,893 As long as I've known Jim Buchanan, 318 00:23:18,997 --> 00:23:21,056 he's never been the slightest bit interested in fish. 319 00:23:21,199 --> 00:23:24,066 Why, he doesn't know a swordfish from a trout. 320 00:23:24,169 --> 00:23:26,637 Oh, I wish the wedding were over. 321 00:23:26,738 --> 00:23:30,606 This sudden fishing trip. There's something funny about it. 322 00:23:30,709 --> 00:23:34,008 When Jim gets a crazy notion into his head, there's no telling what he might do. 323 00:23:34,112 --> 00:23:35,204 He's got me worried. 324 00:23:35,313 --> 00:23:36,837 I don't know what you're worrying about. 325 00:23:36,948 --> 00:23:40,076 As long as he's not worrying about you and asking a lot of questions, 326 00:23:40,185 --> 00:23:41,880 Iet him fish. 327 00:23:43,188 --> 00:23:46,316 Jennings, frankly, do you think I'm out of my mind? 328 00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:47,983 I'm hoping for the best, sir. 329 00:24:18,890 --> 00:24:20,084 Jim. 330 00:24:27,165 --> 00:24:28,393 Jim. 331 00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:33,294 Jim, it's time to get up. 332 00:25:31,663 --> 00:25:34,723 -Where have you been? -Right here all the time. 333 00:25:34,833 --> 00:25:36,323 You weren't here a minute ago. 334 00:25:36,434 --> 00:25:38,868 -Are you certain? -Certain. 335 00:25:38,970 --> 00:25:40,767 I thought you'd walked out on me. 336 00:25:40,872 --> 00:25:42,772 Walked out on you? 337 00:25:42,874 --> 00:25:47,436 My dear, Joan, you're talking to Jim Burns, of the true-blue Burnses. 338 00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:51,573 Well, look, please don't let this happen again unless you give me warning. 339 00:25:51,683 --> 00:25:53,173 Fair enough. Sorry. 340 00:25:53,652 --> 00:25:57,645 Oh, Joan, I went to town to get my bag. 341 00:25:57,756 --> 00:25:59,519 None of your clothes would fit me. 342 00:25:59,624 --> 00:26:02,559 Look, here are a couple of uniforms for you. 343 00:26:02,661 --> 00:26:03,787 Where'd you get them? 344 00:26:03,895 --> 00:26:06,955 From the Customs' Office. They found our luggage. 345 00:26:09,100 --> 00:26:10,727 These are waffles. 346 00:26:10,835 --> 00:26:12,996 That's what Mr. Rossini said. 347 00:26:14,005 --> 00:26:18,442 If this is a sample of your cooking, I think we ought to ask for a raise. 348 00:26:19,044 --> 00:26:22,810 If this is a sample of your appetite, we'll be lucky if we keep the job. 349 00:26:22,914 --> 00:26:25,974 How about giving me a hand with these dishes? 350 00:26:29,220 --> 00:26:31,620 -All right, boss. -Here. 351 00:26:32,490 --> 00:26:33,821 Thank you. 352 00:26:36,227 --> 00:26:38,889 I worked my way through college doing this. 353 00:26:38,997 --> 00:26:41,397 Next you'll be telling me you went to Yale. 354 00:26:41,499 --> 00:26:44,161 Smile when you say that. It was Harvard. 355 00:26:45,036 --> 00:26:47,436 From Harvard to dishwashing. 356 00:26:47,539 --> 00:26:49,700 You probably went through Harvard on a rubberneck bus. 357 00:26:49,808 --> 00:26:51,435 Is that so? 358 00:26:51,543 --> 00:26:53,636 I've got an engineer's degree. 359 00:26:53,745 --> 00:26:55,679 Yes, and what has it gotten you? 360 00:26:56,881 --> 00:26:59,645 I tinker about with automobiles. 361 00:26:59,751 --> 00:27:02,219 You should see my automotive designs. 362 00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:05,551 You and Mr. Chrysler and James Buchanan. 363 00:27:07,058 --> 00:27:08,286 And who? 364 00:27:09,027 --> 00:27:11,894 Buchanan. Don't tell me you've never heard of him? 365 00:27:12,597 --> 00:27:14,792 I've heard of him. 366 00:27:14,899 --> 00:27:18,835 He didn't have any better start than you. But he made something of himself. 367 00:27:19,604 --> 00:27:22,004 What do you know about this Buchanan fellow? 368 00:27:22,107 --> 00:27:25,133 -I know him well. -You know James Buchanan well? 369 00:27:25,877 --> 00:27:28,675 You think you're the only man I've ever met. 370 00:27:28,780 --> 00:27:32,045 How did you come to meet Buchanan? 371 00:27:33,284 --> 00:27:35,809 -You'd be surprised. -I would. 372 00:27:36,821 --> 00:27:40,552 Tell me, how was it you ever let him get engaged to this girl? 373 00:27:41,226 --> 00:27:44,024 Well, that was a mistake, because he's just my type. 374 00:27:44,129 --> 00:27:45,426 Your type? 375 00:27:46,197 --> 00:27:49,325 I always heard he was fat and 40 with a wart on his nose. 376 00:27:49,434 --> 00:27:51,994 Well, there's nothing the matter with his millions. 377 00:27:52,103 --> 00:27:54,333 Is money the only thing that really matters to you? 378 00:27:54,439 --> 00:27:56,964 Not everything. But it does help. 379 00:27:57,075 --> 00:28:00,340 Just how much would you be satisfied with? 380 00:28:00,945 --> 00:28:05,439 Enough to pay the butcher and the baker and keep love from flying out the window. 381 00:28:05,550 --> 00:28:07,142 That's how much? 382 00:28:08,319 --> 00:28:11,982 Well, I'd settle for $5 million. 383 00:28:12,090 --> 00:28:14,251 Would you take $1 million if the right man came with it? 384 00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:16,452 I'll tell you what I'll do. 385 00:28:16,861 --> 00:28:19,887 -Make it two and I'll take a chance. -No, no. One million's all you can have. 386 00:28:19,998 --> 00:28:23,297 Go on, give her the $2 million. What can you lose? 387 00:28:23,401 --> 00:28:27,497 And after you do that, big shot, the boss wants you to bring out the car. 388 00:28:36,214 --> 00:28:38,011 That's cooking sherry. 389 00:28:39,918 --> 00:28:41,783 I know, but it'll have to do. 390 00:28:41,886 --> 00:28:44,650 I've got to get up nerve to receive the guests. 391 00:28:47,025 --> 00:28:48,788 Just who's coming? Do you know? 392 00:28:48,893 --> 00:28:51,259 Four extra. That's all he told me. 393 00:28:57,635 --> 00:28:59,466 Will you come in, sir? 394 00:29:00,505 --> 00:29:02,302 May I take your hat, sir? 395 00:29:03,074 --> 00:29:05,065 What name shall I say, sir? 396 00:29:06,344 --> 00:29:07,743 Very good, sir. 397 00:29:09,514 --> 00:29:12,108 -What are you doing? -Rehearsing, madam. 398 00:29:13,785 --> 00:29:15,685 There's the front door. 399 00:29:15,787 --> 00:29:17,277 Wish me luck. 400 00:29:30,835 --> 00:29:32,496 Flip over the lid. 401 00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:05,267 Well, boys, we've got a lot to talk about. How about it? 402 00:30:05,370 --> 00:30:07,235 -Go ahead. -Deal it right out. 403 00:30:07,338 --> 00:30:12,071 Well, I told Flash, I told Flash that if I'm gonna do a big job, 404 00:30:12,177 --> 00:30:16,113 I want to surround myself with the creams. That's why you're here. 405 00:30:17,816 --> 00:30:22,446 Well, some of them ain't exactly pasteurized, but it's the best I could do in a pinch. 406 00:30:22,554 --> 00:30:25,455 You see, what I've got on my mind is that... 407 00:30:38,203 --> 00:30:42,196 You see, boys, it's this way. Since they put the can on the prohibition, 408 00:30:42,307 --> 00:30:44,400 I've been sitting around doing nothing. 409 00:30:44,509 --> 00:30:48,001 In the old days, there wasn't a bootlegger in my class, 410 00:30:48,112 --> 00:30:52,048 even if I do say it myself. But this laying off is killing me. 411 00:30:52,150 --> 00:30:56,052 I got to get going again. I got a craving for excitement. 412 00:30:56,154 --> 00:30:58,179 So I say to myself, well... 413 00:31:03,494 --> 00:31:06,861 I gather that Mr. Rossini is not one of our best people. 414 00:31:06,965 --> 00:31:08,796 Why? What have you heard? 415 00:31:09,801 --> 00:31:14,670 Do you know, today has been the coldest day since the 10th of June, 1895? 416 00:31:15,573 --> 00:31:17,336 So you won't talk? 417 00:31:17,442 --> 00:31:19,910 I'll say this much. I think we ought to get out of here. 418 00:31:20,011 --> 00:31:23,572 And go back to a park bench? You're a sissy. 419 00:31:23,681 --> 00:31:26,309 What do you want us to do? Embark on a life of crime? 420 00:31:26,417 --> 00:31:28,715 Look, all we have to do is say nothing, 421 00:31:28,820 --> 00:31:31,948 see nothing and hear nothing, until we find another job. 422 00:31:32,056 --> 00:31:35,219 That is, of course, unless you die of fright in the meantime. 423 00:31:35,326 --> 00:31:38,386 And there's just one thing that's got to be clear. 424 00:31:38,496 --> 00:31:41,192 Mike Rossini is in the driver's seat 425 00:31:41,299 --> 00:31:44,735 and you guys just giddyup when I crack the whip. 426 00:31:45,470 --> 00:31:48,633 And if there is anybody here who don't understand, 427 00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:51,004 now is the time to get your hat. 428 00:31:56,948 --> 00:32:00,714 Is this lobster thermidor or is that lobster thermidor? 429 00:32:01,552 --> 00:32:03,281 I don't know. Is it? 430 00:32:05,056 --> 00:32:08,253 Where is that guy? James. James. 431 00:32:09,661 --> 00:32:11,788 I'm sorry, sir, James is putting the car away. 432 00:32:11,896 --> 00:32:14,228 That's all right. All we wanted was two whiskeys and a soda. 433 00:32:14,332 --> 00:32:16,266 I'll get them for you, sir. 434 00:32:18,803 --> 00:32:21,829 I wonder why a dame like that falls for a butler? 435 00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:23,305 The lucky stiff. 436 00:32:23,408 --> 00:32:25,638 You know, I don't think I'm going to like that guy. 437 00:32:25,743 --> 00:32:29,304 For my money, I wouldn't have either one of them around the joint. 438 00:32:29,414 --> 00:32:31,644 If you ask me, I don't think they're really servants. 439 00:32:31,749 --> 00:32:33,011 Did you notice her hands? 440 00:32:33,117 --> 00:32:34,914 Her hands? Sure. They're very pretty. 441 00:32:35,019 --> 00:32:37,146 Too pretty for dishwater and brooms. 442 00:32:37,255 --> 00:32:41,385 If she's ever done housework before, I'm an embroidery designer. 443 00:32:48,366 --> 00:32:51,096 -Shall I mix them for you, sir? -Please. 444 00:32:54,872 --> 00:32:56,237 Whoa. 445 00:32:56,341 --> 00:33:00,072 No wonder that Lady What's-her-name slid down the banisters. 446 00:33:18,663 --> 00:33:19,857 Thanks. 447 00:33:20,631 --> 00:33:23,293 -Will that be all, sir? -That's all, thanks. 448 00:33:33,111 --> 00:33:36,137 If she was your wife, would you sleep on the porch? 449 00:33:36,881 --> 00:33:37,905 No, why? 450 00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:40,576 Our James sleeps on the porch. 451 00:33:41,319 --> 00:33:44,311 The whole thing ain't kosher. Something is wrong. 452 00:33:44,422 --> 00:33:47,550 -How do you know all about this? -I was snooping around. 453 00:33:47,658 --> 00:33:49,592 I'm surprised. I'm ashamed you'd do a thing like that. 454 00:33:49,694 --> 00:33:51,525 If that's the kind of a life they want to live, 455 00:33:51,629 --> 00:33:54,530 that's their business, and I don't want no more snooping. 456 00:34:13,251 --> 00:34:15,549 -Did you ring, sir? -Yes, Joan. 457 00:34:15,653 --> 00:34:17,644 Sit down. Go on, sit down. 458 00:34:20,491 --> 00:34:24,018 You know, I can't tell you how satisfied I am with your services here. 459 00:34:24,128 --> 00:34:27,291 -Thank you. -You're a good cook, excellent cook. 460 00:34:27,398 --> 00:34:29,628 -And believe me, from me, that is something. -Yes, sir. 461 00:34:29,734 --> 00:34:32,328 That lobster thermidor you made last night was beautiful. 462 00:34:32,437 --> 00:34:36,339 And to show you I appreciate the real talent, I got a little present for you. 463 00:34:36,441 --> 00:34:38,773 -Look at this. -Mr. Rossini. 464 00:34:39,510 --> 00:34:41,375 -You like that? -Of course I like it. 465 00:34:41,479 --> 00:34:44,778 -It's beautiful, but I couldn't accept it. -Why not? 466 00:34:44,882 --> 00:34:47,476 Well, I'm afraid you don't know my husband, sir. 467 00:34:47,585 --> 00:34:51,988 Well, if he can't afford something like this, then why should he deprive you of it? 468 00:34:53,057 --> 00:34:55,685 -You two are happy? -Yes, sir. 469 00:34:55,793 --> 00:34:57,658 But he sleeps on the porch. 470 00:34:57,762 --> 00:35:00,060 Well, that's what he likes, sir. 471 00:35:01,032 --> 00:35:02,294 That's a crazy idea. 472 00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:04,300 -I've a roast in the oven and... -You got a roast in the oven? 473 00:35:04,402 --> 00:35:07,235 -Yes, and if you'll excuse me, I think l... -But the roast can wait a minute? 474 00:35:07,338 --> 00:35:09,772 You know, I think you're a silly little girl not to take me up on this. 475 00:35:09,874 --> 00:35:11,637 No strings, I promise. Now go try it on. 476 00:35:11,742 --> 00:35:13,004 What's the use? 477 00:35:13,111 --> 00:35:14,476 Well, this is made for a pretty girl like you 478 00:35:14,579 --> 00:35:17,446 and I'm dying to see it on you. Come on. Put it on over your uniform. 479 00:35:17,548 --> 00:35:20,176 Well, I guess there's no harm in that. 480 00:35:26,424 --> 00:35:27,982 It's really lovely. 481 00:35:28,092 --> 00:35:30,117 Yes. But no more than you. 482 00:35:30,761 --> 00:35:31,819 Mr. Rossini. 483 00:35:31,929 --> 00:35:34,489 -I'm not hard to take, l... -Stop, please. 484 00:35:35,733 --> 00:35:36,961 I beg pardon, sir. 485 00:35:37,068 --> 00:35:40,401 I was just trying to persuade your wife to accept this little present. 486 00:35:40,505 --> 00:35:42,803 I like her cooking and I want to show her my appreciation. 487 00:35:42,907 --> 00:35:44,534 So I noticed, sir. 488 00:35:44,642 --> 00:35:46,701 But you're not going to appreciate any more of my wife's cooking, 489 00:35:46,811 --> 00:35:48,779 -'cause we're leaving at once. -But, James, you don't understand. 490 00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:50,313 -Does he, Joan? -I understand plenty. 491 00:35:50,414 --> 00:35:52,439 Come on, before I knock this fellow on the nose. 492 00:35:55,419 --> 00:35:57,353 Well, I'm all packed. How about you? 493 00:35:57,455 --> 00:36:00,481 Will you please sit down and discuss this like a sensible human being? 494 00:36:00,591 --> 00:36:02,786 No, I will not. We're leaving. And that's all there is to it. 495 00:36:02,894 --> 00:36:05,795 He's lucky he didn't get a punch in the nose, the oily so-and-so. 496 00:36:05,897 --> 00:36:07,330 Get packed. Come on. 497 00:36:07,431 --> 00:36:09,456 And lose a perfectly swell job? 498 00:36:09,567 --> 00:36:11,000 Where's your self-respect? 499 00:36:11,102 --> 00:36:14,071 Look, I've been trying to tell you, there's nothing vicious about Rossini. 500 00:36:14,172 --> 00:36:16,834 I know a little something about myself and he's as harmless as a kitten. 501 00:36:16,941 --> 00:36:18,772 You mean you liked it? Why didn't you say so? 502 00:36:18,876 --> 00:36:21,003 You act as though I rushed into his arms. 503 00:36:21,112 --> 00:36:22,511 Well, how do I know? Maybe you did. 504 00:36:22,613 --> 00:36:25,081 Well, I didn't and I didn't like it. 505 00:36:25,183 --> 00:36:27,617 You weren't doing very much about it when I saw you. 506 00:36:27,718 --> 00:36:29,447 I couldn't bite him, could l? 507 00:36:29,554 --> 00:36:31,215 No. Women never do at times like that. 508 00:36:31,322 --> 00:36:33,847 They're too busy feeling pleased and flattered. 509 00:36:34,859 --> 00:36:36,884 And in conclusion, let me tell you this. 510 00:36:36,994 --> 00:36:39,622 You may feel that you wish to ignore an insult hurled into your teeth, 511 00:36:39,730 --> 00:36:41,220 but I'm not going on working for a man 512 00:36:41,332 --> 00:36:44,961 who spends his time figuring out ways to paw my wife behind my back. 513 00:36:47,071 --> 00:36:48,595 Your wife? 514 00:36:54,011 --> 00:36:57,640 And he took her by the arms and he walked right out with her. 515 00:36:57,748 --> 00:37:01,013 All I make out of it is you made a sap of yourself. 516 00:37:01,118 --> 00:37:02,085 But she must not quit. 517 00:37:02,186 --> 00:37:06,213 I will get in my cage and behave myself if she will only keep on cooking for me. 518 00:37:06,324 --> 00:37:09,452 -And if she won't? -Well, we'll never get another cook as good. 519 00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:12,723 You mean we've got to go through all those garlic tests again? 520 00:37:12,830 --> 00:37:15,128 -Yes. -Listen, chief, anything but that. 521 00:37:15,233 --> 00:37:18,760 I'll sell them this job if I have to give them your apologies and double salary. 522 00:37:18,869 --> 00:37:22,100 Flash, you're a pal. And triple it if you have to. 523 00:37:32,950 --> 00:37:36,442 You know, at double the salary I find I can polish a shoe three times as fast. 524 00:37:36,554 --> 00:37:38,488 How about you? 525 00:37:38,589 --> 00:37:40,784 I'll need double the salary. 526 00:37:40,891 --> 00:37:45,191 Here's my big bankroll leaving me flat. Only three more days before the marriage. 527 00:37:45,296 --> 00:37:47,161 -What marriage? -James Buchanan. 528 00:37:53,037 --> 00:37:55,528 Oh, well, a girl has to bear up. 529 00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:57,073 Just gave you the air? 530 00:37:57,174 --> 00:38:02,134 No, not exactly. He was pretty fond of me, even though he wasn't downright serious. 531 00:38:02,780 --> 00:38:04,941 Funny he gave you up without even a struggle. 532 00:38:05,049 --> 00:38:07,483 Don't you believe it. He struggled plenty. 533 00:38:07,585 --> 00:38:10,418 Poor James, he just couldn't make up his mind. 534 00:38:10,521 --> 00:38:13,422 I'll never forget how he came to me after he was engaged and said, 535 00:38:13,524 --> 00:38:16,982 "Joan, dear, I can't give you up for her." 536 00:38:18,696 --> 00:38:20,425 I settled it for him. 537 00:38:21,265 --> 00:38:22,527 You did? 538 00:38:23,167 --> 00:38:26,534 I showed him how he and I could never hit it off together. 539 00:38:26,637 --> 00:38:28,867 Evelyn was his kind. I wasn't. 540 00:38:29,273 --> 00:38:30,831 Anyway, it was too late. 541 00:38:30,941 --> 00:38:35,310 No gentleman would practically leave his bride waiting at the church. 542 00:38:35,413 --> 00:38:38,143 Just wasn't supposed to be, that's all. 543 00:38:40,017 --> 00:38:42,645 It's my luck to catch somebody like you. 544 00:38:44,689 --> 00:38:47,123 Well, I hope it won't be as bad as that. 545 00:40:34,498 --> 00:40:37,467 Well, drop the other one and get it over with. 546 00:40:41,705 --> 00:40:42,831 Hello. 547 00:40:45,843 --> 00:40:47,902 Nice time to be coming home. 548 00:40:50,414 --> 00:40:52,211 How time flies. 549 00:40:52,316 --> 00:40:55,149 Go ahead. Why don't you tell me you've been out on the porch all this time? 550 00:40:55,252 --> 00:40:57,618 No, I never use the same line twice. 551 00:40:57,721 --> 00:40:59,916 You know you can't get away with it. 552 00:41:00,024 --> 00:41:02,492 Really, I don't know why you bother to come home at all. 553 00:41:02,593 --> 00:41:04,823 Why don't you just stay out all night? 554 00:41:04,929 --> 00:41:07,625 Because I was all through. 555 00:41:09,233 --> 00:41:11,531 Well, that's being frank enough. 556 00:41:12,636 --> 00:41:16,766 Just how long do you think I'm going to put up with this sort of thing? 557 00:41:16,874 --> 00:41:20,139 -Well, why don't you say something? -l... 558 00:41:20,244 --> 00:41:23,907 -No intention of explaining yourself. -I can. 559 00:41:24,014 --> 00:41:28,178 Do you think I'd believe you? Where have you been? 560 00:41:28,285 --> 00:41:30,651 To town to get these. Would you like to see them? 561 00:41:30,754 --> 00:41:35,157 Don't bother. You've made it plain enough that it's none of my business. 562 00:41:35,392 --> 00:41:39,556 Pussyfooting around with whatever it is at this hour of the morning. 563 00:41:39,663 --> 00:41:41,756 What kind of a fool do you think that makes out of me? 564 00:41:41,866 --> 00:41:44,892 Do you think I want Flash or anybody feeling sorry for me? 565 00:41:45,002 --> 00:41:47,095 There's a fine type of man to be worrying about. 566 00:41:47,204 --> 00:41:51,971 For all you know, he's a good, decent, clean-living man outside of his profession. 567 00:41:52,076 --> 00:41:55,045 Wouldn't dream of treating his wife this way. 568 00:41:56,447 --> 00:41:58,210 When were we married? 569 00:42:02,219 --> 00:42:05,586 But really, Jim, we've got to keep up appearances. 570 00:42:05,689 --> 00:42:07,122 I appreciate that. 571 00:42:07,224 --> 00:42:09,624 Now, if you just tell me when you want to do these sort of things, 572 00:42:09,727 --> 00:42:11,661 why, then I wouldn't worry, you see? 573 00:42:11,762 --> 00:42:15,095 You mean worry about appearances, or me? 574 00:42:17,101 --> 00:42:19,535 It's too early in the morning to be playful. 575 00:42:19,637 --> 00:42:24,301 You have a couple of hours to sleep and I hope it's good and cold out there. 576 00:42:25,943 --> 00:42:27,911 Thank you so very much. 577 00:42:30,748 --> 00:42:31,737 Jim? 578 00:42:33,951 --> 00:42:35,851 What's in that package? 579 00:42:37,521 --> 00:42:40,319 These? They're just a few portraits of some women I've known 580 00:42:40,424 --> 00:42:42,255 I got lonesome for, you know? 581 00:42:42,359 --> 00:42:46,386 -Let me see them. -I don't know that I'd care to do that. 582 00:42:46,497 --> 00:42:49,489 -lt'd seem like bragging. -Come on, come on. 583 00:42:50,134 --> 00:42:51,533 Well... 584 00:42:57,641 --> 00:43:00,337 This is one of my greatest flames. 585 00:43:00,444 --> 00:43:02,412 But isn't that beautiful. 586 00:43:04,815 --> 00:43:06,908 Whose are they? 587 00:43:07,017 --> 00:43:09,679 Well, mine. Those are the designs I told you about. 588 00:43:09,787 --> 00:43:11,345 Yours? 589 00:43:11,455 --> 00:43:13,980 I like the expression. Very nice compliment. 590 00:43:14,091 --> 00:43:16,753 -lt makes my trip to town so worthwhile. -My goodness. 591 00:43:16,860 --> 00:43:19,886 What do you expect me to do? Springing something like this on me. 592 00:43:19,997 --> 00:43:22,261 Why, they're perfectly gorgeous. 593 00:43:23,300 --> 00:43:27,259 Hey, Mike, wake up, wake up. Come on, wake up. 594 00:43:27,871 --> 00:43:30,271 Come on, pal, collect yourself. I got news. 595 00:43:30,374 --> 00:43:32,103 Come on, wake up. 596 00:43:33,310 --> 00:43:35,210 Come on. 597 00:43:35,312 --> 00:43:36,574 Come on, get up. 598 00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:38,545 -Hey, what's the matter? -Plenty's the matter. 599 00:43:38,649 --> 00:43:41,709 -Well, what happened? -Did I ever go to sleep on a job? 600 00:43:42,086 --> 00:43:44,953 That's a crazy question at this time of the morning. 601 00:43:45,055 --> 00:43:46,283 Well, get a load of this. 602 00:43:46,390 --> 00:43:49,052 The Mauretania was junked two months ago. 603 00:43:49,159 --> 00:43:50,786 Mauretania? I don't even know the guy. 604 00:43:50,894 --> 00:43:52,327 -It's a boat. -Whose boat? 605 00:43:52,429 --> 00:43:53,521 How do I know? 606 00:43:53,631 --> 00:43:55,064 Well, get out of here, get out of here. Go on, get out. 607 00:43:55,165 --> 00:43:57,827 Listen to this. If them two was on the Mauretania... 608 00:43:57,935 --> 00:44:00,733 -What two? -The cook and the butler. 609 00:44:00,838 --> 00:44:03,932 Listen, if them two was on the Mauretania like they said, 610 00:44:04,041 --> 00:44:06,168 then they're still in England. Get it? 611 00:44:06,276 --> 00:44:08,710 Well, so what? They lied because they needed the job. 612 00:44:08,812 --> 00:44:10,746 Now listen, Flash, that girl can cook. 613 00:44:10,848 --> 00:44:13,715 Now once and for all, you've got to quit snooping around those two. 614 00:44:13,817 --> 00:44:15,785 It's too late. I did my snooping. 615 00:44:15,886 --> 00:44:17,979 Get this. It's the middle of the night. 616 00:44:18,088 --> 00:44:20,613 He climbs down the porch, he sneaks out. I follow him. 617 00:44:20,724 --> 00:44:23,693 -And where do you think he winds up? -Don't ask me riddles. 618 00:44:23,794 --> 00:44:25,489 The Buchanan Building. 619 00:44:25,596 --> 00:44:28,360 As cool as a cucumber, he walks into the company's office 620 00:44:28,465 --> 00:44:31,923 with a skeleton key. I'm still following right behind him, old faithful. 621 00:44:32,036 --> 00:44:35,199 Then what do you think he does? He turns on the lights. 622 00:44:35,305 --> 00:44:37,273 -Can you top that? -He must be crazy. 623 00:44:37,374 --> 00:44:39,934 Crazy as a fox. Then he walks right to the safe. 624 00:44:40,044 --> 00:44:41,375 You should've seen him. 625 00:44:41,478 --> 00:44:45,346 Without that much hesitation, with a twist this way and a twist that, 626 00:44:45,449 --> 00:44:47,349 he's got it as open as a baby's face. 627 00:44:47,451 --> 00:44:50,750 Why, he makes guys like Al look like amateurs. 628 00:44:50,854 --> 00:44:52,788 Then he helps himself to some papers 629 00:44:52,890 --> 00:44:55,586 and breezes out of the joint as if he owned it. 630 00:44:55,693 --> 00:44:59,322 Tell me, is that a butler or is that a wise guy? 631 00:44:59,430 --> 00:45:03,298 He's a very smart guy and he's using this job to cover up. 632 00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:05,960 Well, I hate to say, "l told you so." 633 00:45:07,805 --> 00:45:09,466 Say, Flash, I got an idea. 634 00:45:09,573 --> 00:45:12,508 You better snoop around and watch that fellow. 635 00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:20,582 Mr. Burns, will you help me to decide which car to take? 636 00:45:20,684 --> 00:45:22,276 With pleasure, madam. 637 00:45:23,554 --> 00:45:26,284 There's the sedan now. A car for all uses. 638 00:45:26,390 --> 00:45:28,381 Indispensable to the active woman. 639 00:45:28,492 --> 00:45:30,426 I would suggest it in an opalescent yellow 640 00:45:30,527 --> 00:45:33,325 to match the indescribably beautiful gold of your hair. 641 00:45:33,430 --> 00:45:36,399 My, my, I just must have the sedan. 642 00:45:37,401 --> 00:45:42,168 And the limousine in deepest black to set you off as the beauty you really are. 643 00:45:42,272 --> 00:45:44,502 I can't resist the limousine. 644 00:45:45,242 --> 00:45:49,770 And above all, the sports roadster to carry you along over the open road 645 00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:54,442 on a sparkling day with your hair streaming back from your adorable brow. 646 00:45:55,786 --> 00:46:01,053 I'll take all three and the salesman, too, if he'll only come down to Earth. 647 00:46:01,158 --> 00:46:03,285 Madam, we aim to please. 648 00:46:06,130 --> 00:46:08,360 Jim, I just can't get over them. 649 00:46:12,503 --> 00:46:15,267 I won't believe they can't be sold. 650 00:46:15,372 --> 00:46:18,739 -Have you really tried to sell them? -I certainly have. 651 00:46:18,842 --> 00:46:22,938 -The big shots wouldn't see me. -I don't understand it. 652 00:46:24,114 --> 00:46:28,983 You know, Jim, I have an idea that someday we'll see these cars all over New York. 653 00:46:29,753 --> 00:46:31,983 What a day that'll be for you. 654 00:46:33,891 --> 00:46:35,449 I don't know. 655 00:46:35,559 --> 00:46:38,528 I couldn't be any happier than I am now, Joan. 656 00:46:56,647 --> 00:47:00,378 Well, tomorrow morning arrived just in time. 657 00:47:00,484 --> 00:47:04,511 Our day off and this is the day we spend together as planned. 658 00:47:04,621 --> 00:47:05,883 Yes, Jim. 659 00:47:07,157 --> 00:47:09,990 I'm so sorry, I won't be able to make it after all. 660 00:47:10,093 --> 00:47:11,082 Why not? 661 00:47:11,195 --> 00:47:13,254 Well, something came up that I just must attend to. 662 00:47:13,363 --> 00:47:16,855 Come on now. I've been counting on this. I've a lot to talk about. 663 00:47:16,967 --> 00:47:19,458 Well, you'll have to do it in an hour. I'll meet you for lunch. 664 00:47:19,570 --> 00:47:22,403 There's a little restaurant on 43rd Street, the Spic and Span. 665 00:47:22,506 --> 00:47:24,565 12:00, and see that you're prompt. 666 00:47:24,675 --> 00:47:27,508 -ls that the best you can do? -The best. 667 00:47:27,611 --> 00:47:30,239 Now you go get some sleep and I'll serve breakfast to Rossini. 668 00:47:30,347 --> 00:47:31,541 Right. 669 00:47:45,863 --> 00:47:48,093 Why, Mr. Buchanan, it's good to see you back. 670 00:47:48,198 --> 00:47:49,324 I'm not back. 671 00:47:49,433 --> 00:47:50,991 -ls Bob Howard here? -Yes, sir. 672 00:47:51,101 --> 00:47:53,695 I want to see him in my office at once. He's not to tell anyone I'm here. 673 00:47:53,804 --> 00:47:56,034 -I'm still fishing. -Yes, sir. 674 00:48:00,744 --> 00:48:03,577 You're the first one to see these designs, Mr. Balderson. 675 00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:06,581 I put the Atlas Company at the head of my list. 676 00:48:06,683 --> 00:48:11,313 Now, if you accept them, the Atlas Company will create a new style in automobiles. 677 00:48:12,089 --> 00:48:16,651 Jim, that's my husband, is just full of original ideas like these. 678 00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:17,988 I thought that if you're interested 679 00:48:18,095 --> 00:48:21,121 you might like to have him come in and talk to you. 680 00:48:21,231 --> 00:48:23,756 If you don't mind my criticizing, Mr. Balderson, 681 00:48:23,867 --> 00:48:26,392 the Atlas car has been the same year after year. 682 00:48:26,503 --> 00:48:30,701 Now, if you came out with an entirely new series, it would stimulate sales. 683 00:48:31,408 --> 00:48:34,036 I knew you'd like them. 684 00:48:34,144 --> 00:48:36,635 What's this chap's name? This designer? 685 00:48:36,747 --> 00:48:40,205 Jim Burns. See? There's his initials, there. 686 00:48:40,684 --> 00:48:42,345 Jim Burns? 687 00:48:54,331 --> 00:48:57,926 Do you mind sitting here for a while? I'll be back shortly. 688 00:48:58,035 --> 00:48:59,730 Well, I have a luncheon engagement at 12:00, 689 00:48:59,836 --> 00:49:02,202 but if you want to show them to someone, I'd be glad to leave them here. 690 00:49:02,306 --> 00:49:04,536 No, no. You sit right there. 691 00:49:05,776 --> 00:49:08,404 All right, Frank. I'll send them over to you the first thing in the morning. 692 00:49:08,512 --> 00:49:11,174 Do you think you'd know a James Buchanan design if you saw one? 693 00:49:11,281 --> 00:49:13,511 Who wouldn't? He's got a style you can't mistake. 694 00:49:13,617 --> 00:49:15,278 Take a look at these. 695 00:49:21,458 --> 00:49:24,154 Yes. That's Buchanan's touch, all right. 696 00:49:26,697 --> 00:49:28,927 He's even initialed them. 697 00:49:29,032 --> 00:49:30,659 Get me James Buchanan. 698 00:49:30,767 --> 00:49:33,497 I knew those were Buchanan's the minute I laid eyes on them. 699 00:49:33,603 --> 00:49:35,696 -I don't understand. -Neither do l. 700 00:49:35,806 --> 00:49:39,833 I've seen some brazen confidence men, but that girl in there is... 701 00:49:41,445 --> 00:49:43,709 Yes, Mr. Buchanan's secretary? 702 00:49:44,748 --> 00:49:47,012 Well, there's someone here offering me some automobile designs 703 00:49:47,117 --> 00:49:49,483 that I think belong to Mr. Buchanan. 704 00:49:49,586 --> 00:49:51,747 -Do you know anything about them? -Why, yes, Mr. Balderson. 705 00:49:51,855 --> 00:49:54,085 We've been turning the office upside down looking for them. 706 00:49:54,191 --> 00:49:55,385 They've been missing from the safe. 707 00:49:55,492 --> 00:49:57,858 I thought it was something like that. 708 00:49:57,961 --> 00:50:00,259 I'll get the designs back to you right away, 709 00:50:00,364 --> 00:50:02,355 and I think the best thing to do with the young lady 710 00:50:02,466 --> 00:50:05,731 is to turn her over to the police. Goodbye. 711 00:50:05,836 --> 00:50:07,804 You must be crazy, Jim. 712 00:50:07,904 --> 00:50:09,201 You can't go off on a park bench 713 00:50:09,306 --> 00:50:10,637 and get hooked up with some dame and then... 714 00:50:10,741 --> 00:50:12,140 She's no dame. 715 00:50:12,242 --> 00:50:13,709 All right, all right, 716 00:50:13,810 --> 00:50:16,438 she's a diamond in the rough, but it's impossible. 717 00:50:16,546 --> 00:50:19,709 No, it's my marriage to Evelyn that's impossible. 718 00:50:19,816 --> 00:50:21,249 You've made up your mind to that, have you? 719 00:50:21,351 --> 00:50:22,443 Definitely. 720 00:50:22,552 --> 00:50:25,817 Well, now that's nice, but wait till you see tomorrow's newspapers. 721 00:50:25,922 --> 00:50:29,289 "Auto Magnate Jilts Society Bride on Eve of Wedding. 722 00:50:29,393 --> 00:50:32,294 "Gives Socialite the Air for Kitchen Slavey." 723 00:50:32,396 --> 00:50:35,331 Had his stomach where his heart should have been. 724 00:50:35,432 --> 00:50:38,265 -You're a great help. -And what about this? 725 00:50:38,535 --> 00:50:40,867 "Buchanan Motor Stock Dumped on the Market. 726 00:50:40,971 --> 00:50:44,338 "President Rumored lnsane." Don't you worry, Jim. 727 00:50:44,441 --> 00:50:47,205 You're young, you can start all over again 728 00:50:47,310 --> 00:50:49,904 and if things get too bad, you can buttle now. 729 00:50:50,013 --> 00:50:50,980 Will you stop it? 730 00:50:51,081 --> 00:50:54,073 Well, then for heaven's sakes, Jim, come to your senses. 731 00:50:59,222 --> 00:51:01,588 I really must be going now, Mr. Balderson, to keep my... 732 00:51:01,691 --> 00:51:04,023 Yeah, you're going with me, sister. You've got a little explaining to do 733 00:51:04,127 --> 00:51:07,028 about those automobile designs down at police headquarters. 734 00:51:07,931 --> 00:51:09,296 You're a policeman? 735 00:51:09,399 --> 00:51:10,730 Come on. 736 00:51:12,235 --> 00:51:13,725 Let me go. What do you mean? 737 00:51:13,837 --> 00:51:15,930 Now, Mrs. Burns, please don't make a scene. 738 00:51:16,073 --> 00:51:17,802 -But, Mr. Balderson, l... -Save your breath. 739 00:51:17,908 --> 00:51:20,741 If you must talk, tell me where I can find that husband of yours. 740 00:51:20,844 --> 00:51:23,108 -My husband? -Yeah. I want him, too. 741 00:51:23,213 --> 00:51:25,545 You mean the police are looking for Jim? 742 00:51:25,649 --> 00:51:27,617 Yeah. Where is he? 743 00:51:27,717 --> 00:51:29,844 I don't know. I haven't any husband. 744 00:51:29,953 --> 00:51:32,444 Really, I'm not married. I was just lying. I... 745 00:51:32,556 --> 00:51:33,921 Come on. 746 00:51:57,614 --> 00:52:00,208 Of course you realize the seriousness of this offense. 747 00:52:00,317 --> 00:52:02,615 The sketches were stolen from the safe of the Buchanan Company. 748 00:52:02,719 --> 00:52:05,187 -But I didn't take them, I tell you. -Who did? 749 00:52:05,288 --> 00:52:07,347 -I don't know. -You know where you got them, don't you? 750 00:52:07,457 --> 00:52:10,017 Well, I won't tell. I can't. 751 00:52:10,127 --> 00:52:12,857 Didn't you tell Mr. Balderson your husband gave them to you? 752 00:52:12,963 --> 00:52:16,091 -I haven't any husband. -We won't quibble about it. 753 00:52:16,199 --> 00:52:20,397 -Maybe it was your boyfriend. -Look, nobody took them. 754 00:52:20,504 --> 00:52:22,267 I found them and I thought that 755 00:52:22,372 --> 00:52:24,670 if I could sell them and get some money, it might be a good idea. 756 00:52:24,774 --> 00:52:26,298 Well, where did you find them? 757 00:52:26,409 --> 00:52:29,606 Won't you please believe me? I've told you my story. 758 00:52:29,713 --> 00:52:33,205 We want the truth and we're going to get it. Lock her up, Bill. 759 00:52:48,899 --> 00:52:49,957 Joan. 760 00:52:54,704 --> 00:52:55,796 Joan. 761 00:53:27,837 --> 00:53:29,634 I've been looking all over town for you. 762 00:53:29,739 --> 00:53:32,003 Say, on the cook's night out you'll always find me at this, 763 00:53:32,108 --> 00:53:34,804 the best place in town to get roast beef. Come on, have some. 764 00:53:34,911 --> 00:53:36,276 No, thanks. 765 00:53:36,947 --> 00:53:40,383 I hate to disturb your digestion, but I got to tell you this. 766 00:53:40,483 --> 00:53:42,849 -What? -Your cook is in the jug. 767 00:53:44,187 --> 00:53:45,313 Where? 768 00:53:45,822 --> 00:53:48,313 J-A-l-L. Jug. 769 00:53:48,792 --> 00:53:50,282 I had one of the boys tagging her. 770 00:53:50,393 --> 00:53:53,294 She was pinched at the Atlas Motor Company. 771 00:53:53,997 --> 00:53:56,227 Pinched? What for? What did she do? 772 00:53:56,333 --> 00:53:59,894 Maybe the inspector didn't appreciate her sauce flourney, 773 00:54:00,003 --> 00:54:02,699 and to make that roast beef even more indigestible, 774 00:54:02,806 --> 00:54:07,834 friend-husband took a runout powder on her and left her this little poetic sprig. 775 00:54:11,781 --> 00:54:13,248 The dirty rat. He pulled a fast one on her. 776 00:54:13,350 --> 00:54:16,786 And left her holding the bag. Poor kid. 777 00:54:16,886 --> 00:54:19,650 -Well, shall I put an ad in for another cook? -No. 778 00:54:19,756 --> 00:54:21,781 You get Hopkins on the phone and he'll bail her out right away. 779 00:54:21,891 --> 00:54:23,791 Now, come on. Come on, get it going. Get it going, get it going. 780 00:54:23,893 --> 00:54:26,054 Quick. Come on, hurry up. Go on. Hurry up. 781 00:54:26,363 --> 00:54:29,821 I wish I could tell you how much I appreciate this, Mr. Rossini. 782 00:54:29,933 --> 00:54:31,195 I ain't started yet. 783 00:54:31,301 --> 00:54:33,326 When it comes to the trial, you won't have nothing to worry about. 784 00:54:33,436 --> 00:54:35,666 The finest lawyers in the country behind you. 785 00:54:35,772 --> 00:54:38,366 But I haven't done anything. Really, I haven't. 786 00:54:38,475 --> 00:54:40,500 I'm terribly worried about Jim. 787 00:54:40,610 --> 00:54:43,602 Don't worry about that guy. He can take care of himself. 788 00:54:43,713 --> 00:54:45,442 Show her that letter, Mike. 789 00:55:35,131 --> 00:55:37,964 There, there, everything is going to be all right. 790 00:55:38,068 --> 00:55:40,332 Now he's not worth worrying about. 791 00:55:40,437 --> 00:55:43,702 Didn't you know about his racket when you married him? 792 00:55:43,807 --> 00:55:45,707 I never married him. 793 00:55:47,877 --> 00:55:51,745 Well, how a nice girl like you happen to get hooked up with a mug like that? 794 00:55:51,848 --> 00:55:53,338 He isn't a mug. 795 00:55:54,217 --> 00:55:55,775 Well, how he happen to sell you that bill of goods? 796 00:55:55,885 --> 00:55:58,217 How you happen to fall for him? 797 00:55:58,321 --> 00:55:59,720 The Depression. 798 00:56:00,523 --> 00:56:01,512 Depression? 799 00:56:01,624 --> 00:56:04,889 I've heard a lot of things blamed on the Depression. 800 00:56:08,865 --> 00:56:11,663 -This omelet is burned. -I'm sorry, sir. 801 00:56:11,768 --> 00:56:13,360 That's all right. I understand. 802 00:56:13,470 --> 00:56:16,701 Come sit down. I want to talk to you. 803 00:56:17,807 --> 00:56:22,471 You know, no girl's got a reason to go around moping, eating out her heart. 804 00:56:22,579 --> 00:56:23,910 No man's worth that. 805 00:56:24,013 --> 00:56:28,416 Even if it isn't James, there's plenty of fish in the sea and better fish. 806 00:56:28,518 --> 00:56:30,577 It's very nice of you to console me, sir. 807 00:56:30,687 --> 00:56:33,554 Console you? Nobody's dead. 808 00:56:33,656 --> 00:56:36,489 Just think of the whole thing as a good riddance. 809 00:56:37,227 --> 00:56:40,424 Only be careful don't make another mistake. 810 00:56:41,264 --> 00:56:43,664 Put your bet on a good horse next time. 811 00:56:44,334 --> 00:56:45,631 Next time. 812 00:56:46,569 --> 00:56:48,059 You know, I had a hunch you wasn't married, 813 00:56:48,171 --> 00:56:52,505 that's why I made a play for you. And I still think you're pretty swell. 814 00:56:52,609 --> 00:56:56,807 You make it very difficult for me to stay, sir, unless you treat me like a cook. 815 00:56:56,913 --> 00:56:58,881 But I don't want to treat you like no cook. 816 00:56:58,982 --> 00:57:01,382 I want to treat you like you was a... 817 00:57:01,484 --> 00:57:03,679 Well, like you was Mrs. Rossini. 818 00:57:04,354 --> 00:57:07,255 Yes, I'm re-proposing to you. 819 00:57:07,357 --> 00:57:10,053 When I make up my mind, I make it up fast. 820 00:57:10,160 --> 00:57:12,993 You really don't mean that, Mr. Rossini. 821 00:57:13,096 --> 00:57:15,621 I'm afraid your stomach's gotten the better of your heart. 822 00:57:15,732 --> 00:57:16,892 No, sir. 823 00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:20,936 You just say the word and you can have anything in the world. 824 00:57:21,905 --> 00:57:25,238 Townhouse, country house, cars, yachts. 825 00:57:25,875 --> 00:57:30,278 I'll even turn my whole life around. I'll quit the rackets and start clean. 826 00:57:31,347 --> 00:57:34,077 And that's more than James did for you. 827 00:57:36,453 --> 00:57:37,784 I'm sorry. 828 00:57:38,488 --> 00:57:41,787 When I make up my mind, I don't make it up so fast. 829 00:57:48,998 --> 00:57:53,492 Mike. Mike, take a gander at this. 830 00:57:56,239 --> 00:58:01,541 "James Buchanan to Marry Evelyn Fletcher at High Noon Today." So what? 831 00:58:01,644 --> 00:58:03,612 Take a look at the picture. 832 00:58:08,284 --> 00:58:10,514 -Why, that's James. -That's Buchanan. 833 00:58:10,620 --> 00:58:13,111 But then why should a guy like that pass himself off to me as a butler? 834 00:58:13,223 --> 00:58:16,590 Because he's nuts. Or maybe he wants to be near that tomato. 835 00:58:16,693 --> 00:58:20,561 You know, some guys do very funny things when there's a lady in the case. 836 00:58:20,663 --> 00:58:22,528 And all the time he was fooling around with her, 837 00:58:22,632 --> 00:58:23,997 he was going to marry this pain in the neck? 838 00:58:24,100 --> 00:58:26,398 You know, a guy like that ought to be rubbed out. 839 00:58:26,503 --> 00:58:27,834 Rubbed out. 840 00:58:28,104 --> 00:58:31,471 -Flash, you're going to a wedding. -I'm going to a wedding? 841 00:58:31,574 --> 00:58:32,734 -Whose wedding? -Buchanan's. 842 00:58:32,842 --> 00:58:34,867 And what do I do? Give away the bride? 843 00:58:34,978 --> 00:58:36,343 Yeah, but this wedding's not going to happen. 844 00:58:36,446 --> 00:58:38,744 Buchanan's going to meet with a very serious accident. 845 00:58:38,848 --> 00:58:40,509 That's carrying things pretty far. 846 00:58:40,617 --> 00:58:43,450 -Yeah, but he deserves it. -But she's only your cook. 847 00:58:43,553 --> 00:58:45,578 I'm going to marry her, Flash. And what I'm asking you to do is 848 00:58:45,688 --> 00:58:49,818 -just a part of the wedding present. -Well, that sort of changes things. 849 00:58:50,727 --> 00:58:53,696 And you ain't got much time. Better pick up some of the boys. 850 00:58:57,500 --> 00:59:00,230 -Would you care for some hot coffee, sir? -No, thanks, Joan. 851 00:59:00,336 --> 00:59:02,065 Wait a minute, Joan. 852 00:59:02,505 --> 00:59:06,532 What would you say if I told you that James' real name was Buchanan? 853 00:59:07,844 --> 00:59:09,436 James Buchanan. 854 00:59:10,647 --> 00:59:13,445 -James Buchanan? -Here. 855 00:59:30,366 --> 00:59:31,663 It is Jim. 856 00:59:34,003 --> 00:59:35,527 James Buchanan. 857 00:59:37,740 --> 00:59:40,140 What a monkey he made out of me. 858 00:59:42,011 --> 00:59:45,105 Why, he must have been laughing at me all the time. 859 00:59:45,214 --> 00:59:48,081 Getting a great kick out of kidding me along. 860 00:59:50,453 --> 00:59:52,887 Bet he's telling his friends about me right now. 861 00:59:52,989 --> 00:59:54,422 Thinks it's a swell joke. 862 00:59:54,524 --> 00:59:56,788 That's his rotten idea of a joke. 863 00:59:57,894 --> 01:00:00,488 And I was sap enough to fall for him. 864 01:00:01,364 --> 01:00:03,662 Sweating down at the inspector's office. 865 01:00:03,766 --> 01:00:06,963 Going through a third degree to save him from jail. 866 01:00:07,070 --> 01:00:10,301 Save him from jail for stealing his own designs. 867 01:00:10,406 --> 01:00:11,998 I'd like to get my hands on him. 868 01:00:12,108 --> 01:00:15,339 I bet he'd laugh out of the other side of his face. 869 01:00:15,778 --> 01:00:18,440 I hate him. I wish I'd never known him. 870 01:00:19,449 --> 01:00:21,883 There ought to be a law against parks and benches. 871 01:00:21,985 --> 01:00:23,976 There ought to be a law against him. 872 01:00:24,087 --> 01:00:26,419 He ain't gonna worry you no more. You just leave it to me. 873 01:00:26,522 --> 01:00:28,717 I'd like to see you wipe up the floor with him. 874 01:00:28,825 --> 01:00:32,192 That's just the way I feel about it. I'm way ahead of you. 875 01:00:32,295 --> 01:00:33,387 He ain't going to blow hot and cold 876 01:00:33,496 --> 01:00:35,191 with a sweet kid like you and get away with it. 877 01:00:35,298 --> 01:00:37,289 But he is getting away with it and how. 878 01:00:37,400 --> 01:00:40,927 Didn't I tell you to leave it to me? I'm going the limit for you, Joan, 879 01:00:41,037 --> 01:00:44,234 and no matter what I do, it's better than the skunk deserves. 880 01:00:44,340 --> 01:00:46,205 I got it all fixed. 881 01:00:46,309 --> 01:00:49,540 There's going to be no wedding and no Buchanans. 882 01:00:53,449 --> 01:00:55,178 No Buchanan? 883 01:00:55,284 --> 01:00:58,185 You... You don't mean you're going to kill him? 884 01:00:58,287 --> 01:01:00,346 Flash is giving my order to the boys right now, 885 01:01:00,456 --> 01:01:03,220 and once he gives an order it's as good as done. 886 01:01:03,326 --> 01:01:06,261 So Buchanan is off your mind. Forget him! 887 01:01:06,362 --> 01:01:08,956 -But this is horrible. -Well, those things are never nice. 888 01:01:09,065 --> 01:01:11,932 Mr. Rossini, you've got to stop Flash. You've got to stop him fast. 889 01:01:12,035 --> 01:01:13,468 What's the idea? 890 01:01:13,569 --> 01:01:15,093 Didn't you just say you'd leave Buchanan to me? 891 01:01:15,204 --> 01:01:16,899 I didn't know what I was talking about. 892 01:01:17,006 --> 01:01:19,406 If anything happened to Jim, I'd die. 893 01:01:19,509 --> 01:01:22,672 Don't you see what I was saying was only words? 894 01:01:22,779 --> 01:01:27,341 I don't care what he's done, I love him. Well, you can't let this happen. 895 01:01:27,450 --> 01:01:30,977 Now look, this is my affair and you keep out of it. 896 01:01:31,087 --> 01:01:34,921 Only get Flash and stop him before anything happens, please. 897 01:01:36,459 --> 01:01:39,155 He can marry her. I don't care, really. 898 01:01:39,562 --> 01:01:42,030 -Please! -All right. I'll fix it. 899 01:01:42,565 --> 01:01:44,760 Thanks. You're very sweet. 900 01:02:11,260 --> 01:02:12,818 Keep the change. 901 01:03:05,114 --> 01:03:07,708 Stick 'em up. Stick 'em up. Come on. 902 01:03:08,151 --> 01:03:09,743 All right, you monkeys, stick 'em up. 903 01:03:09,852 --> 01:03:11,046 Come on, get 'em up. Get 'em up. 904 01:03:11,154 --> 01:03:12,553 Stick 'em up. Didn't you hear the boss? 905 01:03:12,655 --> 01:03:15,055 Come on, stick 'em up, fancy pants. 906 01:03:18,895 --> 01:03:21,159 You putting them up or ain't you? 907 01:03:21,264 --> 01:03:22,288 Yes. 908 01:03:23,566 --> 01:03:25,158 Stick 'em up. 909 01:03:27,236 --> 01:03:28,726 Hiya, James. 910 01:03:29,338 --> 01:03:30,828 -What's the meaning... -Shut up. 911 01:03:30,940 --> 01:03:32,840 James, you're going on a little honeymoon with us. 912 01:03:32,942 --> 01:03:34,136 -You'll find the wedding presents... -Shut up. 913 01:03:34,243 --> 01:03:36,609 He's the only present we want. Come on, Jamesie. 914 01:03:36,712 --> 01:03:38,543 Well, do something, can't you? 915 01:03:38,648 --> 01:03:41,048 -I'm open to any suggestions... -Come on, get going. 916 01:03:41,150 --> 01:03:42,412 Come on. 917 01:03:45,922 --> 01:03:47,253 I got a car spotted out back. 918 01:03:47,356 --> 01:03:49,654 -I'll get everything ready. -Okay. 919 01:03:52,762 --> 01:03:54,855 Get 'em up! Get 'em up! 920 01:04:00,102 --> 01:04:01,694 In one way, boys, I don't mind this at all. 921 01:04:01,804 --> 01:04:03,533 -But I would like to know... -Relax, Romeo. 922 01:04:03,639 --> 01:04:05,368 We're just going to take you for a little ride. 923 01:04:05,474 --> 01:04:07,601 Hey, Flash, here comes the boss. 924 01:04:16,219 --> 01:04:17,243 -It's off. -What? 925 01:04:17,353 --> 01:04:18,445 The rubout is off. It's going to be a grab. 926 01:04:18,554 --> 01:04:19,521 -A grab? -That's all. 927 01:04:19,622 --> 01:04:22,113 -Take him to my house. -Gee, this job gets pleasanter every minute. 928 01:04:22,225 --> 01:04:24,125 -Come on, get going, quick. -Okay. Come on. 929 01:04:24,227 --> 01:04:25,854 Pull down the shade. 930 01:04:36,005 --> 01:04:38,098 -Boss... -I got a car. 931 01:04:38,207 --> 01:04:40,004 Get in my car. Come on, quick. 932 01:04:49,485 --> 01:04:52,750 How much do you want? We may as well get this over fast. 933 01:04:52,855 --> 01:04:55,824 In a hurry to get back to the blushing bride? 934 01:04:56,158 --> 01:04:58,058 Well, I can't say I relish this company. 935 01:04:58,160 --> 01:05:01,288 And I don't relish yours. But the boss wants to see you. 936 01:05:01,397 --> 01:05:02,523 He's funny that way. 937 01:05:18,147 --> 01:05:20,547 Come on. Stop moping. Speed it up. 938 01:05:39,568 --> 01:05:40,967 Sorry, buddy, but you can't get away with it. 939 01:05:41,070 --> 01:05:42,435 What do you mean, I can't get away with it? 940 01:05:42,538 --> 01:05:46,338 Look, up in the city they have an ordinance against unnecessary noise. 941 01:05:46,442 --> 01:05:48,910 The cans, they've got to come off. 942 01:05:49,011 --> 01:05:52,344 -Do I have to? -Yeah, come on. We'll give you a hand. 943 01:06:00,389 --> 01:06:02,516 Now don't, darling, please. 944 01:06:03,259 --> 01:06:07,593 Come on, honeybunch, put your head on daddy's shoulder. 945 01:06:09,465 --> 01:06:11,797 Don't, darling. Please don't. 946 01:06:12,702 --> 01:06:17,105 Come on, honeybunch, let me see you smile. 947 01:06:18,674 --> 01:06:20,005 Attagirlie. 948 01:06:20,710 --> 01:06:24,146 Now, sugarplum, put your head on daddy's shoulder. 949 01:06:26,415 --> 01:06:27,575 That's the girlie. 950 01:06:27,683 --> 01:06:30,652 Now give popsie-wopsie a itty-bitty kiss. 951 01:06:35,458 --> 01:06:37,585 Okay, boys, take her away. 952 01:06:44,900 --> 01:06:46,595 I hope all your troubles are little ones. 953 01:06:58,647 --> 01:07:00,410 I'll arrange the details. 954 01:07:02,885 --> 01:07:05,615 Well, just in time for a little wedding? 955 01:07:05,721 --> 01:07:09,054 All you got to do to save your hide is to say "l do" in the right places. 956 01:07:09,158 --> 01:07:11,058 -Am I marrying somebody? -No cracks. 957 01:07:11,160 --> 01:07:12,457 -May I ask... -You ask nothing. 958 01:07:12,561 --> 01:07:15,655 I'm running the whole works. Boys, bring him in. Come on. 959 01:07:16,999 --> 01:07:19,627 Hello, cookie. The chief wants to see you in the living room. 960 01:07:20,803 --> 01:07:24,534 -What for? -I wouldn't know. You'll be surprised. 961 01:07:27,243 --> 01:07:29,609 These three are my boys, Al, Swig and Chesty. 962 01:07:29,712 --> 01:07:31,543 The groom's in here. 963 01:07:33,749 --> 01:07:35,740 -That's one of my boys, Pete. -Hello, Pete. 964 01:07:35,851 --> 01:07:37,785 -And the groom. -Where's the bride? 965 01:07:37,887 --> 01:07:40,117 -I'm mildly interested myself. -Hey, pipe it down, you. 966 01:07:40,222 --> 01:07:42,087 Hey, Mike, the bride. 967 01:07:44,994 --> 01:07:48,191 Rossini, you're a genius. I couldn't have planned this better myself. 968 01:07:48,297 --> 01:07:50,060 Thanks, old man. 969 01:07:50,166 --> 01:07:52,964 Hey, Pete, keep him covered. Maybe he'll try to pull a fast one on us. 970 01:07:53,069 --> 01:07:54,661 What'd you come back for? 971 01:07:54,770 --> 01:07:57,330 Our blessings and congratulations on your marriage? 972 01:07:57,440 --> 01:07:59,908 But he couldn't be married, my dear, without a bride. 973 01:08:00,009 --> 01:08:02,637 That's where you come in! You're the bride. 974 01:08:02,745 --> 01:08:05,236 It seems the bride wasn't consulted. 975 01:08:05,347 --> 01:08:07,315 Didn't I tell you I'd fix this thing up? 976 01:08:07,416 --> 01:08:09,111 Here's your man and there's the justice of the peace 977 01:08:09,218 --> 01:08:11,982 and we're here to see that it comes off without a hitch. Now, let's get going. 978 01:08:12,088 --> 01:08:15,854 So I'm the bride? Well, isn't that lovely? 979 01:08:16,792 --> 01:08:19,454 Didn't it occur to anyone to consult me about this? 980 01:08:19,562 --> 01:08:21,655 Well, it's all right with you, ain't it? You told me you loved him. 981 01:08:21,764 --> 01:08:24,358 -She did? -Hey, what's the big idea, sister? 982 01:08:24,467 --> 01:08:28,198 -Trying to give us the runaround? -You just don't understand. 983 01:08:28,871 --> 01:08:31,362 I'm not in love with him. He's James Buchanan. 984 01:08:31,474 --> 01:08:33,339 I was talking to you about Jim Burns. 985 01:08:33,442 --> 01:08:37,037 Who's goofy now? Jim Burns is his phony handle. 986 01:08:37,146 --> 01:08:40,138 Sure. Jim Burns and James Buchanan is the same man. 987 01:08:40,249 --> 01:08:43,741 Not to me. He isn't the man I was talking to you about. 988 01:08:47,323 --> 01:08:50,417 -Well, what are you going to do now? -I'm going to have a drink. 989 01:08:50,526 --> 01:08:51,959 -I need it. -Ditto. 990 01:08:52,061 --> 01:08:53,050 Come on, boys. Have a little drink. 991 01:08:53,162 --> 01:08:54,789 Come on, drink it. 992 01:08:54,897 --> 01:08:56,831 -Have a little bit, sir? -No. 993 01:08:57,766 --> 01:09:00,234 Gentlemen. Gentlemen! 994 01:09:01,003 --> 01:09:03,563 It's very bad policy to drink when you have business to attend to. 995 01:09:03,672 --> 01:09:05,367 Well, I have no business, I'm through. Go on home. 996 01:09:05,474 --> 01:09:08,739 No. You're far from through. On the contrary, you're only just beginning. 997 01:09:08,844 --> 01:09:10,311 Somebody's got to find me a bride. 998 01:09:10,412 --> 01:09:13,643 You heard her say she didn't want you. Now scram. 999 01:09:13,749 --> 01:09:17,344 Well, I guess I'll just wait until the police come. 1000 01:09:17,453 --> 01:09:18,977 -The police? -What do you mean, police? 1001 01:09:19,088 --> 01:09:20,112 You gentlemen seem to have forgotten. 1002 01:09:20,222 --> 01:09:23,851 I've been snatched away from in front of 350 people. 1003 01:09:24,994 --> 01:09:27,895 Fortunately, my friend Bob knows where I am. 1004 01:09:27,997 --> 01:09:31,194 When the police arrive, I shall have to tell them I've been held here by force. 1005 01:09:31,300 --> 01:09:32,858 It's a federal offense, gentlemen. 1006 01:09:32,968 --> 01:09:35,732 I think they string people up for such peccadilloes nowadays. 1007 01:09:35,838 --> 01:09:38,432 -You can't do that. -We ain't holding you here. 1008 01:09:38,541 --> 01:09:40,031 I doubt whether the police will believe that. 1009 01:09:40,142 --> 01:09:42,736 -What do you expect us to do? -Find me another bride. 1010 01:09:42,845 --> 01:09:45,871 I told you my mind is set on getting married today. 1011 01:09:45,981 --> 01:09:48,950 -You're crazy. -I know, but I still want to get married. 1012 01:09:49,051 --> 01:09:50,211 You've dragged me away from one wedding, 1013 01:09:50,319 --> 01:09:51,752 now you'll have to furnish me with another. 1014 01:09:51,854 --> 01:09:54,322 We can't do nothing. She don't want you. 1015 01:09:54,423 --> 01:09:58,325 I'm afraid you'll have to convince her, boys, you'll just have to convince her. 1016 01:09:58,427 --> 01:09:59,951 If you can't... 1017 01:10:22,284 --> 01:10:24,047 Please, Joan, you've got to do it for me. 1018 01:10:24,153 --> 01:10:25,780 He ain't a bad guy. Won't you please marry him? 1019 01:10:25,888 --> 01:10:28,823 No, I won't. I'm going away from here. 1020 01:10:30,392 --> 01:10:33,793 Open the door, please. Let's talk this thing over sensible. Please. 1021 01:10:35,497 --> 01:10:37,863 Well, how are you doing, boys? 1022 01:10:37,967 --> 01:10:40,731 -Well, she don't want no part of you. -And I don't blame her. 1023 01:10:40,836 --> 01:10:42,895 What's the idea of palming yourself off as a butler 1024 01:10:43,005 --> 01:10:44,563 and busting the girl's heart? 1025 01:10:44,673 --> 01:10:47,039 I bust her heart? Look what she's doing to me. 1026 01:10:47,142 --> 01:10:49,372 The only reason I stayed here so long was because I loved her. 1027 01:10:49,478 --> 01:10:51,605 -But you're too late. -I'm not late at all. 1028 01:10:51,714 --> 01:10:54,205 You get her to marry me or I'll turn the bunch of you over to the police. 1029 01:10:54,316 --> 01:10:55,977 You think you will? You know what we do to squealers? 1030 01:10:56,085 --> 01:10:57,245 You can't frighten me. 1031 01:10:57,353 --> 01:10:59,685 Before the cops get here, you'll be a dead herring. 1032 01:10:59,788 --> 01:11:01,722 Is that so? Well, go ahead and fire away. 1033 01:11:01,824 --> 01:11:04,657 You don't think we mean business? Well, let him have it, boys. 1034 01:11:05,561 --> 01:11:06,892 No! 1035 01:11:06,996 --> 01:11:09,464 -I guess that'll hold you. -I didn't believe it. 1036 01:11:09,999 --> 01:11:12,832 Oh, my darling! Darling!