1 00:01:43,159 --> 00:01:44,840 Welcome. 2 00:01:47,879 --> 00:01:50,960 He says, welcome, sir, it's so good to see you again. 3 00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:54,960 Thank you. Are we on track to meet the deadline? 4 00:01:58,120 --> 00:02:00,560 Yes, Mr. Eppermint, I can assure you... 5 00:02:00,719 --> 00:02:05,519 - Whoa, hang on! These are children. - Yes, and you're an interpreter, right? 6 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:08,039 - Yeah, but you can't do this. - Listen... 7 00:02:08,199 --> 00:02:10,800 It's quite normal for children to work in Thailand. 8 00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:15,520 - Can't you see? This is not okay. - If I don't do it, somebody else will. 9 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:19,479 And if you don't interpret for me now, someone else will get paid instead. 10 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:23,360 How do you stand this heat? Is there nothing to drink around here? 11 00:02:45,920 --> 00:02:49,159 As you can see, everything's under control. 12 00:02:49,319 --> 00:02:51,560 - Oh shit! - What? 13 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:57,240 What... My... my... my scarf! 14 00:03:12,439 --> 00:03:15,280 - Mr. Chan, stop it! - Sorry. 15 00:03:22,319 --> 00:03:24,400 No! 16 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:44,520 I want no part in this, you hear me? I'm done with it! 17 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:48,800 - I expect to see you next month then. - Eh... Thanks. 18 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:53,759 - Okay then. - Good boy. To the airport, please. 19 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:54,079 Do we have any real beer left, Ralph? These Asian beers taste like bear piss. 20 00:05:54,240 --> 00:05:58,040 And I know that taste from my days as a forest ranger. 21 00:05:58,199 --> 00:06:00,000 Ralph? 22 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:07,600 Well, hello there! Who have we got here? 23 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:12,439 A stowaway! 24 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:20,120 I know someone who's going to love you. 25 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:25,839 Good morning, everybody. A big welcome back to my channel. 26 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:30,560 "Alex, can you show us how you brush your teeth?" 27 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:33,800 So, of course, let me show you. I've got this toothbrush. 28 00:06:33,959 --> 00:06:38,519 I add some free sponsor toothpaste, and then I brush. 29 00:06:38,680 --> 00:06:43,519 I start way at the back and get into all the nooks and crannies. 30 00:06:43,680 --> 00:06:46,439 - Hey, Alexa. - Get out, Sean. 31 00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:50,480 - Sorry, it's moving. - Sean! Can't you wait? 32 00:06:50,639 --> 00:06:55,159 Your birthday is Saturday, right? But I have an early gift for you in ten... 33 00:06:55,319 --> 00:07:00,000 - Nine, eight... - What? Seriously? 34 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:03,079 Six... Hallelujah! 35 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:09,519 - Morning, Mom. - Good morning! 36 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:13,079 - Some breakfast, honey? - Yes, please. 37 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:16,120 - Do we have any? - That's enough, you! 38 00:07:16,279 --> 00:07:19,439 - Oh, there you are. - Morning, dear. 39 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:23,639 - Morning, Alex. - Good morning, John. 40 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:26,959 Sirena, I used your credit card. 41 00:07:27,120 --> 00:07:30,360 John, I thought we agreed on porridge on weekdays. 42 00:07:30,519 --> 00:07:35,879 It's hard on Sean. You know, getting used to a new home and a new family. 43 00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:38,840 - Good morning, Sean. - And new eating habits. 44 00:07:41,879 --> 00:07:45,480 - Alright, you can have one, too, Alex. - Yes! 45 00:07:45,639 --> 00:07:49,759 Well, I only bought four, but by all means have one. 46 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:56,399 - You did wash your hands, right? - Nah. There's no soap. 47 00:07:56,560 --> 00:08:00,839 - Yes, there is. In the starfish bowl. - The slimy gray blob? Is that soap? 48 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:04,120 Yes, it's free of parabens and animal fat. 49 00:08:04,279 --> 00:08:08,120 Don't you wash your hands either, John? 50 00:08:19,519 --> 00:08:21,480 A piece of pipe always comes in handy. 51 00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:25,519 - One, two, three, four. - Not so fast! 52 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:38,600 Hey. 53 00:08:38,759 --> 00:08:42,039 - Hi, Gina. - No, I'm Tina. 54 00:08:42,200 --> 00:08:45,039 - OMG, that sweater is super-cute. - Super-cute. 55 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:48,039 - Alex, my man! - Hi, Odysseus. 56 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:51,240 High five... Dab. 57 00:08:51,399 --> 00:08:55,720 - Are you tired? - So tired! I can't sleep. 58 00:08:55,879 --> 00:08:57,919 Sean snores like crazy. 59 00:08:58,080 --> 00:09:01,600 Beat it. You've got something on your glasses. 60 00:09:03,320 --> 00:09:06,519 Ha, loser! Psych, man! Gum on his glasses! 61 00:09:06,679 --> 00:09:08,440 - Glenn, that dumb-ass. - Come on. 62 00:09:11,279 --> 00:09:16,279 "Thailand is a holiday paradise, where one can relax." 63 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:19,200 Write "holiday paradise." 64 00:09:19,360 --> 00:09:22,519 "The Thais are child-friendly and jolly." 65 00:09:22,679 --> 00:09:25,120 Write "child-friendly." 66 00:09:26,559 --> 00:09:30,799 "Prices are reasonable, which makes for great shopping." 67 00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:43,480 Wish I was your sweater, sat on your body so warm. 68 00:09:44,440 --> 00:09:49,600 Wrap myself around you from the break of dawn. 69 00:09:49,759 --> 00:09:54,679 Filled by you and joy, when you took me off again. 70 00:09:54,840 --> 00:09:58,879 The fragrance of you, it would still remain. 71 00:10:00,279 --> 00:10:05,279 You are a princess, I'm an imbecile. 72 00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:10,480 You're the very precious thing that I don't have, but still... 73 00:10:10,639 --> 00:10:15,320 The number one thing in my life of things that life could bring. 74 00:10:15,480 --> 00:10:19,080 Oh, Jessica. 75 00:10:19,240 --> 00:10:23,120 You captivating thing. 76 00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:27,159 Write "concentration." 77 00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:30,679 "The Thais are good with their hands and produce..." 78 00:10:30,840 --> 00:10:31,840 Hey! 79 00:10:35,279 --> 00:10:38,960 Will you be going to the Children's Climate Congress on Saturday? 80 00:10:39,120 --> 00:10:43,240 No, Perry, will you be coming to my place to drink gasoline on Saturday? 81 00:10:43,399 --> 00:10:46,080 - I'm having my birthday party Saturday. - Without us? 82 00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:50,360 It's just for the family. You wouldn't want to be there. My mom's baking. 83 00:10:50,519 --> 00:10:55,159 - Yikes, I'd rather drink gasoline. - My Uncle Stewart will be there. 84 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:57,279 Stewart? Is he that old drunk? 85 00:10:57,440 --> 00:11:01,240 Yes sirs! It's shore leave time. 86 00:11:01,399 --> 00:11:05,639 - Alexius! - Welcome home, Uncle. 87 00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:10,600 - Ah, my lovely. Where's the douchebag? - You behave now. 88 00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:16,039 Can you hold Baby Doris? Mommy needs a smoke. 89 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:19,039 - Hello, Terkel. - Hello, Uncle Stewart. 90 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:22,799 - Beatrice. Choca-licious! - Hands off! 91 00:11:22,960 --> 00:11:26,679 - Hashtag MeToo. Hello, Leon. - Why can't I play on my iPad? 92 00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:30,399 Hello, George. And you're still growing, Shane. 93 00:11:30,559 --> 00:11:34,720 - Can you chew this, Gramma? - Hi, Gramma. What have you got there? 94 00:11:34,879 --> 00:11:38,600 - She's having some toast. - Phew, it sure is hot today. 95 00:11:38,759 --> 00:11:43,600 - I'm as dry as a desert. - I've got organic ice tea. 96 00:11:43,759 --> 00:11:45,919 Let's consider that matter closed, then. 97 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:49,519 - Well, I have a little gift for... - Thank you. 98 00:11:49,679 --> 00:11:54,320 I've got one for you, too, Sean. It's important to treat them the same. 99 00:11:55,519 --> 00:11:59,000 They're not the same, just look at them. Size-wise, I mean! 100 00:11:59,159 --> 00:12:01,799 - A rocking flower? - Do you remember those? 101 00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:03,399 No... 102 00:12:04,519 --> 00:12:07,559 Gramma, let's dance the samba. 103 00:12:08,759 --> 00:12:10,559 Not bad, eh? 104 00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:15,320 - Whoa, Super Dario 3. Thanks, Dad. - You're welcome, buddy. 105 00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:19,279 - Can I play now? - No, stick to your iPad for now. 106 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:21,159 A rocking flower! 107 00:12:21,320 --> 00:12:26,240 I brought a gift, too. For Alex. Since it's his birthday today. 108 00:12:26,399 --> 00:12:29,440 - Thanks. - Happy birthday, kiddo. 109 00:12:37,759 --> 00:12:43,080 - Wow, uh... it's a... What is it? - Well, it's a... 110 00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:46,360 - Is it a ninja? - Exactly! 111 00:12:46,519 --> 00:12:48,200 Ninjas aren't usually checkered. 112 00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:52,240 No, and boys your age don't normally weigh 200 pounds. 113 00:12:52,399 --> 00:12:53,919 But seeing is believing. 114 00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:56,919 - Mom, look! - Very nice. 115 00:12:57,080 --> 00:13:02,039 - Here, let me take Baby Doris. - Is it a Harlequin? 116 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:07,480 Good one, Terkel. Harlequins are jokers. This is a checkered ninja, obviously. 117 00:13:07,639 --> 00:13:10,000 I've never heard of a checkered ninja. 118 00:13:10,159 --> 00:13:14,879 Exactly. That's what makes it so rare. And pricey. It cost a fortune. 119 00:13:15,039 --> 00:13:20,320 Even just getting it out of Thailand was sheer hell. 'Cause of the sword. 120 00:13:21,679 --> 00:13:26,200 Danny, my eldest, spent five years in a Thai prison for an ounce of cocaine. 121 00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:29,399 - An ounce? - Yeah, just for personal use. 122 00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:32,039 Make a note of this for future reference, Alex. 123 00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:36,279 A stint in a prison in Thailand makes a man wish for his own death. 124 00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:40,039 - Okay. - Speaking of death, what's in these? 125 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:44,759 - It's my own recipe, wheat-free. - You could have warned me! Yuck! 126 00:13:44,919 --> 00:13:48,960 So, Jeff. How's business for you? Wasn't it something about nuts? 127 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:54,519 - Chestnutfactory.com. - Chestnutfactory? 128 00:13:54,679 --> 00:13:59,200 - But it didn't work out. - You don't say! 129 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:02,759 - I'm off to dump a few chestnuts, Jim. - It's John! 130 00:14:02,919 --> 00:14:07,399 Come on, Stewart. I think it's great that John doesn't just slouch all day. 131 00:14:07,559 --> 00:14:10,639 Right. And as long as you pay for all his fruit-stewing schemes... 132 00:14:10,799 --> 00:14:13,000 Stewart! 133 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:19,919 Right. Well, I was leaving anyway. 134 00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:24,120 Alex, my boy, drop by the lake one of these days. 135 00:14:24,279 --> 00:14:27,559 Happy birthday again, and as we used to say in Thailand: 136 00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:34,600 That's Thai for "Super Dario 3 is for sissies!" 137 00:14:34,759 --> 00:14:36,919 See you later! 138 00:14:39,159 --> 00:14:43,320 - A checkered ninja? - Yeah, it's very rare. From Thailand. 139 00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:47,919 - But Ninjas are black. - They wore indigo blue on missions. 140 00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:50,720 - The ninjas were... - Oh, man! 141 00:14:50,879 --> 00:14:54,559 Are you coming to my party? Here's one for you, Benny. 142 00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:57,919 - It's this Saturday. Bring a friend. - One friend each? 143 00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:01,240 - No, one between you, okay? - Yeah, what did you think? 144 00:15:01,399 --> 00:15:04,159 OMG, are you like a total moron or something? 145 00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:08,799 - Hey, wait, can't I take a look? - Yeah, but I... 146 00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:14,279 Oh, it's Jessica! Why don't you go talk to her? 147 00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:20,240 Shall I get her to come over? Jessica! Alex wants to ask you something. 148 00:15:20,399 --> 00:15:22,679 - What? - Alex wants to ask you about something. 149 00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:25,759 - No! - What? 150 00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:36,320 Hi there, mole-face. Did you see that? The kid's got no eyes. 151 00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:39,480 - Idiot! - What did you say? 152 00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:40,679 What? Uh... 153 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:45,759 - Gimme those. - No, give them back, Glenn. Please! 154 00:15:45,919 --> 00:15:49,240 Come on, little mole. I want to see a mole jump. 155 00:15:49,399 --> 00:15:52,799 Stop it, you fat idiot, or I'll crush you! 156 00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:57,799 I'm not sure I heard what you just said. 157 00:16:05,559 --> 00:16:09,600 - What seems to be the problem? - He's just being a... No problem. 158 00:16:09,759 --> 00:16:12,879 - Then piss off. You too. Move. - Chill out. 159 00:16:13,039 --> 00:16:15,000 Stupid brats. 160 00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:21,720 - Thanks, Alex. - I didn't say anything. 161 00:16:21,879 --> 00:16:27,120 - "Or I'll crush you." That was badass. - But I didn't... 162 00:16:27,279 --> 00:16:29,600 Way to go, Alex. 163 00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:35,039 Right. I mean, nobody messes with my friends. 164 00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:37,559 Not on my watch. 165 00:16:41,919 --> 00:16:45,159 - See ya, Alex. - Yeah. See ya. 166 00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:54,159 Hello? Say something. 167 00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:57,679 - Say something. - What do you want me to say? 168 00:16:57,840 --> 00:17:01,480 - Hi, Glenn. - So you're going to crush me? 169 00:17:01,639 --> 00:17:03,600 - And I'm a fat idiot? - Yes... 170 00:17:03,759 --> 00:17:09,039 - I mean no. It wasn't me. - Next time, I'll break your jaw. 171 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:12,599 - No. I mean yes. I'm sorry. - Got it? 172 00:17:12,759 --> 00:17:16,880 - 100%. - Piss off, you chicken shit loser. 173 00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:29,119 Piss off, or I'll smash your shitty mug, son of a butt-ugly oxygen thief! 174 00:17:29,279 --> 00:17:31,480 What? 175 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,839 I think you'd better be off now. 176 00:17:40,759 --> 00:17:44,240 - He's right behind you. Step on it! - You can't talk. 177 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:49,240 I'll decide that for myself, chicken shit loser. Come on, Pizza Face. Faster! 178 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:52,480 - No, stop it! I'm sorry! - You're dead! 179 00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:55,480 - And you're ugly. - No, you're not. 180 00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:57,599 Sure he is. 181 00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:03,039 - What the hell's going on? - You'll be killed in a second. 182 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:06,559 If you can't go any faster. Unless you and I help each other out. 183 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:10,960 - I help you, and you help me. - But you're not even alive. 184 00:18:11,119 --> 00:18:13,240 Got you now! 185 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:20,960 - Okay, so don't you want my help? - Yes I do! Help me. 186 00:18:21,119 --> 00:18:23,920 - You have to help me in return. - Okay! 187 00:18:24,079 --> 00:18:27,160 - Say you'll help me. - Yes! Yes, I'll help you. 188 00:18:27,319 --> 00:18:30,160 - What are you doing? - Just keep going. 189 00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:43,720 - That'll teach you, dumb-ass! - You're dead! 190 00:18:44,759 --> 00:18:46,039 Dead meat! 191 00:19:03,039 --> 00:19:05,200 You've got food down here. 192 00:19:05,359 --> 00:19:08,160 - Want some? - What the hell are you? 193 00:19:08,319 --> 00:19:12,559 Come on, not all that again. If you call me Harlequin, I'll stab you! 194 00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:18,720 - Hi, Alexis. - Sean! I'm busy right now. 195 00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:22,599 Why is your teddy bear holding an egg sandwich? 196 00:19:22,759 --> 00:19:26,000 - He was hungry. - I know the feeling. 197 00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:30,319 - Guess what I'm doing on Saturday. - Dunno. 198 00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:34,720 - I'm going to a party. At Jessica's. - Oh... 199 00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:39,440 That's the same Jessica that you've got the hots for. 200 00:19:39,599 --> 00:19:44,079 - What a dumb thing to say. - Is this a poem? "You're a Princess." 201 00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:48,839 - Don't! Give me that. - Of course. When I get my book report. 202 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:53,319 - What are you talking about? - It's due tomorrow. Lord of the Rings. 203 00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:55,799 You can handle that, right Alex? 204 00:19:55,960 --> 00:20:01,160 Oh, and Alex, make it a good one. Otherwise this goes viral! 205 00:20:01,319 --> 00:20:03,279 Thank you, brother. 206 00:20:04,279 --> 00:20:08,079 - I just wish you were dead. - Whoa. Brave words. 207 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:14,400 You're such a coward! Yes, you're just a kid, but so are Sean and Pizza Face. 208 00:20:14,559 --> 00:20:19,400 - Glenn! Do you know what you've done? - Yes, I stopped him. 209 00:20:19,559 --> 00:20:22,119 - You're welcome. - But he's gonna kill me! 210 00:20:22,279 --> 00:20:27,359 - Stop whining. As if you had problems. - You don't think I have problems? 211 00:20:27,519 --> 00:20:32,480 - I'm talking to my stuffed animal. - I'm not a stuffed animal. I'm a warrior! 212 00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:36,200 - And I can't take your drama seriously. - Drama? 213 00:20:36,359 --> 00:20:40,079 You can keep running from your problems or start fighting back. 214 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:43,880 - I can't fight. - How do you know until you've tried? 215 00:20:44,039 --> 00:20:47,559 - I'll help you. - But who are you even? 216 00:20:48,559 --> 00:20:51,000 I'm your new best friend. 217 00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:54,359 I've promised to help you, and you've promised to help me. 218 00:20:54,519 --> 00:20:59,079 - How can I possibly help you? - You can read, can't you? 219 00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:01,880 What, can't you? 220 00:21:02,039 --> 00:21:06,279 - I'm good at other things, alright? - Yes. Of course. 221 00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:08,640 What does this say? 222 00:21:08,799 --> 00:21:12,920 It's a credit card. It belongs to Phillip Eppermint. 223 00:21:13,079 --> 00:21:18,240 - So he's the man I'm looking for! - Eppermint? Just like Jessica. 224 00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:21,359 - What do you mean? - Jessica Eppermint. 225 00:21:21,519 --> 00:21:25,279 - That skirt you're crazy about? - She's not a skirt. 226 00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:27,240 - What's her dad's first name? - I don't know. 227 00:21:27,319 --> 00:21:29,359 Oh. Well, who does then? 228 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,440 - Mom? - Hi, lovebug. 229 00:21:35,599 --> 00:21:37,759 - Mom, do you... - I have my group tonight. 230 00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:43,039 John will be at home with you. No sneaking out. I got you a smoothie. 231 00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:46,920 Awesome. But Mom, you know that Sean's going to that party. 232 00:21:47,079 --> 00:21:51,680 - At Jessica's house? - Yeah. Will her parents be home? 233 00:21:51,839 --> 00:21:56,279 Yes, they will be. I met Linda and... at the supermarket. 234 00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:59,039 Both of them are going to be at home. 235 00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:03,200 - Hi, hon. How'd it go? - They weren't interested. 236 00:22:04,279 --> 00:22:09,039 They couldn't see the difference between an ordinary lunch box and Cracker Box. 237 00:22:10,079 --> 00:22:13,039 But just you wait, they'll be back. 238 00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:16,599 - So you met Linda and... - Mm-hm. 239 00:22:16,759 --> 00:22:18,680 And who? 240 00:22:20,119 --> 00:22:23,880 - And...? - And Jessica's dad will be there, too. 241 00:22:24,039 --> 00:22:27,400 Jessica's dad? Phillip? That jerk? 242 00:22:27,559 --> 00:22:32,519 He thinks he's as an expert on toys. He spoiled my plans for Nixy-Dixy-Dolls. 243 00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:37,559 Jessica's dad. Or father-in-law, right, Alex? 244 00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:43,079 - He's crazy about Jessica. - Oo-hoo! Good luck with that, Alex. 245 00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:47,279 Ow! What the hell! Move your crap, Alex. 246 00:22:48,519 --> 00:22:52,359 Now Sean, clean speech makes for a clean heart. 247 00:22:52,519 --> 00:22:57,839 - I think Jessica is a sweet girl. - Yes, but Alex is so... Alexy. 248 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:01,640 Jessica is such a cute little snacky pack. 249 00:23:05,759 --> 00:23:07,279 Right... 250 00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:10,960 "Snacky pack"? Not bad at all. 251 00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:14,640 - Wait. - Jeesh, move your ass. 252 00:23:14,799 --> 00:23:19,400 - John doesn't want me to go out. - Aw, I kind of feel bad for John now. 253 00:23:19,559 --> 00:23:22,039 - He's gonna freak out. Understand? - Yes. 254 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:26,279 Duly noted in my book of things I don't give a crap about. A fairly big volume. 255 00:23:27,119 --> 00:23:31,279 - Help me get close to Jessica's dad. - Let's just give her the credit card. 256 00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:36,359 No, I have to give it to him personally. It's a matter of honor. 257 00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:42,039 - Is this it? - Yup. Odysseus and I built that. 258 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,680 You're a born architect there... 259 00:23:48,359 --> 00:23:52,880 - Look at that. Yuck! - Give it to me. We can use that. 260 00:23:53,039 --> 00:23:54,640 Use it? How? 261 00:23:54,799 --> 00:23:58,319 A ninja takes advantage of everything that comes his way. 262 00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,839 - Always ready to improvise. - So we don't have a plan. 263 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,759 Of course we do. We're going to Jessica's party. 264 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:07,680 - But she only invites the cool kids. - And Sean. 265 00:24:07,839 --> 00:24:11,119 - He's an 8th grader. That counts. - And what about Glenn? 266 00:24:11,279 --> 00:24:16,200 - He's going to kill me. - We'll need to put him in his place. 267 00:24:16,359 --> 00:24:20,039 "Alex, you're so cool." 268 00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:25,720 - Stop it. That's totally creepy. - Yeah, but also kind of cool, right? 269 00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:29,480 - Okay, let's say I'm Glenn. - You don't expect me to fight him? 270 00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:31,680 - So what's the problem? - Because I can't! 271 00:24:31,839 --> 00:24:35,240 Do you know why you can't? Because you think you can't. 272 00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:40,160 - He's also much bigger than me. - You're bigger than me. Right now... 273 00:24:40,319 --> 00:24:41,920 But not now. 274 00:24:42,079 --> 00:24:46,319 - It's not fair to hit in the balls! - That was the groin. Your turn. 275 00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:51,640 - It's below the belt. That's cowardly. - You're already a coward. Use it. 276 00:24:51,799 --> 00:24:56,200 Come on, kick me. Hard as you can. Come on, you chicken shit loser! 277 00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:03,200 - Ow, that's not fair! - You say that a lot. 278 00:25:03,359 --> 00:25:07,839 - Because it hurts like hell. - Does the world need to hear about it? 279 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,400 Let's go again. Up. 280 00:25:13,279 --> 00:25:14,680 Up! 281 00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:25,359 See! You're learning. 282 00:25:25,519 --> 00:25:27,039 Ow! 283 00:25:28,799 --> 00:25:32,119 - Okay, where are the tools? - They lock that stuff away at night. 284 00:25:32,279 --> 00:25:34,440 We'll need to get some tools tomorrow, then. 285 00:25:34,599 --> 00:25:38,960 - What are we gonna build? - Later. You've got homework to do. 286 00:25:39,119 --> 00:25:45,039 - I don't have any homework. - Oh yes. A book report for tomorrow. 287 00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:48,799 "The Lord of the Rings is Tol-kine's famous tri-logy 288 00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:53,559 "about good versus evil." Well done, Alex! 289 00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:58,279 - Now there's the matter of my notebook. - You mean this one? 290 00:25:59,759 --> 00:26:00,920 Jerk! 291 00:26:01,079 --> 00:26:05,359 Alex! You went out last night. You need to obey me. 292 00:26:05,519 --> 00:26:10,480 John, what in the world is this? It was on your bedside table. 293 00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:15,400 "Grandma's juicy jugs"? 294 00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:19,359 Uhh... 295 00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:33,759 All right, I'll get the tools while you distract the teacher. 296 00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:37,279 - What? How? What should I do? - Just ask him to help you. 297 00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:41,839 With something tricky. Couldn't you make a sheath for my sword? 298 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,376 - I shouldn't be waving it around. - What should it look like? 299 00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:48,559 It needs to fit the length of the sword. And with strings to tie it on my back. 300 00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:52,519 And holes in both ends, so I can use it as a snorkel. 301 00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:56,680 - And do you want diamonds on it, too? - Do I look like a diva to you? 302 00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:09,799 Siberius, can you help me? 303 00:27:13,559 --> 00:27:17,880 Alex. What can I do for you? 304 00:27:18,039 --> 00:27:23,480 - Is it true that you can make anything? - I've got good hands. 305 00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:28,960 - So they say. - I need something to stick my sword in. 306 00:27:29,119 --> 00:27:33,400 - Uh, 'scuse me? - For my sword. Preferably checkered. 307 00:27:33,559 --> 00:27:37,039 Not that I've seen a checkered one... Black is too ordinary. 308 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:41,920 Uh, so you want me to help you make a... 309 00:27:43,839 --> 00:27:46,960 A thing to stick my sword in. About so big. 310 00:27:47,119 --> 00:27:51,960 I need to be able to breathe through it, and tie it onto my back. 311 00:27:58,559 --> 00:28:01,559 - You didn't give me much time. - I didn't know he'd freak out. 312 00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:05,319 - I guess we can't make weapons. - Never mind. I got everything. 313 00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:09,880 So Gandalf filled his hat with shit and pissed in Gollum's mouth. 314 00:28:10,039 --> 00:28:15,039 - Then vomited all over four orcs. - Yeah, that was my interpretation. 315 00:28:16,039 --> 00:28:17,440 Stupid brats. 316 00:28:17,599 --> 00:28:21,960 - That was my interpretation, too. - Just you wait until recess. 317 00:28:22,119 --> 00:28:25,559 - I'm gonna give Jessica your poem. - You mean this one? 318 00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:28,920 Moron. You think that was the only copy? 319 00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:32,359 - Gimme that! - Ha ha ha! 320 00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:36,680 - Come on, man. - Give it to me! 321 00:28:36,839 --> 00:28:40,640 Stop that right now! Follow me, Sean. 322 00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:46,680 - My life sucks. - You'll be fine. 323 00:28:46,839 --> 00:28:51,160 - You heard him! I'll be dead at recess. - Dead? Gimme a break! 324 00:28:51,319 --> 00:28:54,559 - Super-embarrassing! - So man up. Do something. 325 00:28:54,720 --> 00:29:01,119 Barry is so cool. He's too cool for the school. Barry is so cool. 326 00:29:05,839 --> 00:29:09,440 One, two. One, two. This is Barry with a message for you. 327 00:29:09,599 --> 00:29:13,440 It's for all of you who signed up for music lessons. 328 00:29:13,599 --> 00:29:16,319 The small choir will meet on Tuesdays from 1 to 3. 329 00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:20,359 Big band practice on Thursdays from 2 to 3. 330 00:29:20,519 --> 00:29:26,400 Get with the program. Everyone has a right to rhythm! That's all. 331 00:29:27,279 --> 00:29:29,559 Bunch of brats. 332 00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:37,440 Hello, hello. This is an important message from Alex, 333 00:29:37,599 --> 00:29:43,359 to very special girl who needs to know what a super-dishy babe she is. 334 00:29:43,519 --> 00:29:46,319 - Stop! - I just want you to know. 335 00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:50,599 - No! - And if you're wondering who Alex is? 336 00:29:50,759 --> 00:29:55,119 As you know, I'm a desperate little boy 337 00:29:55,279 --> 00:29:57,880 with a big mouth and a flat nose. 338 00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:01,400 Well, the girl in question is... 339 00:30:01,559 --> 00:30:04,000 Wow, you can almost hear my heart pounding. 340 00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:08,119 - Jessica from 8th grade. - This can't be happening. 341 00:30:08,279 --> 00:30:11,960 Yes, I'm crazy about you, and I'm not ashamed. 342 00:30:12,119 --> 00:30:16,440 I want the entire school to know that you're a first-class fox. 343 00:30:16,599 --> 00:30:19,559 That's all. Sorry for the interruption! 344 00:30:24,799 --> 00:30:28,960 Okay, stop that right now! That's an absolute no-no! All right? 345 00:30:29,119 --> 00:30:32,920 But very bravely done, I must say. Good luck with it, Alex. 346 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:40,920 Woohoo! Jessica! Way to go. 347 00:30:41,079 --> 00:30:44,400 - Jessica! - Mwah. Your beloved! 348 00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:48,119 - You traitor. - Oh, come on! I solved your problem. 349 00:30:48,279 --> 00:30:52,039 - Solved it? - Hey, what's up, Casanova? 350 00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:57,119 You did the thing you feared the most. And now the skirt knows your feelings. 351 00:30:57,279 --> 00:31:01,599 - Sean can wipe his ass with that copy. - The whole school is laughing at me. 352 00:31:01,759 --> 00:31:05,079 Stand tall and let them laugh. Let's go to the cafeteria. 353 00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:08,240 - But Glenn will be there. - Exactly. 354 00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:18,119 - Climb up on that trashcan. - What? Why... 355 00:31:18,279 --> 00:31:20,640 - Just do it. - Okay... 356 00:31:20,799 --> 00:31:22,319 Hey there, lover boy. 357 00:31:28,839 --> 00:31:33,640 Let me do the talking and you just move your lips. Can you whistle? Do it. 358 00:31:34,599 --> 00:31:36,359 Hey, look at him! 359 00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:39,319 Speech! 360 00:31:42,759 --> 00:31:45,720 Hello. Attention, everybody. 361 00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:51,160 Listen up. I present to you the greatest moron at this school: 362 00:31:51,319 --> 00:31:54,400 - Glenn, from the special-needs class. - What? 363 00:31:54,559 --> 00:32:00,279 How many of you have been bullied by this meathead at some point in time? 364 00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:05,680 - Me! - Me! 365 00:32:05,839 --> 00:32:07,880 - Me. - Me. 366 00:32:08,039 --> 00:32:09,599 Me too! 367 00:32:10,799 --> 00:32:11,799 M... uh... 368 00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:16,359 Therefore, in the name of justice, I, Alex of the 7th grade, 369 00:32:16,519 --> 00:32:20,680 will issue a challenge to you, Glenn Pizza Face. 370 00:32:20,839 --> 00:32:26,599 At 7 PM on Saturday, at the playground. You and me, if you dare. 371 00:32:28,039 --> 00:32:30,960 - Are you kidding? If I dare? - Are you crazy? 372 00:32:31,119 --> 00:32:35,599 - I'm going to crush your skull! - The loser will go to school naked. 373 00:32:35,759 --> 00:32:40,839 Fine, come Monday you won't be able to walk, chicken shit loser. 374 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,279 - He's so right. - Alex, get down. 375 00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:47,359 - Yes, please, I'd really like that. - This is going to be great fun. 376 00:32:47,519 --> 00:32:51,960 Everybody's welcome on Saturday at 7 PM. 377 00:32:54,519 --> 00:32:57,200 That's enough. 378 00:32:57,359 --> 00:33:02,720 Awesome! I'll record it, so you can see it when you regain consciousness. 379 00:33:04,119 --> 00:33:05,680 What's up, Tarzan? 380 00:33:05,839 --> 00:33:10,160 Do you have a bucket list to tick off because you're dying of some disease? 381 00:33:10,319 --> 00:33:12,279 Yeah, Ebola, maybe. 382 00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:16,680 If you're still alive by Saturday night, you can drop by. 383 00:33:16,839 --> 00:33:19,160 - I'm having a party. - Uh... 384 00:33:19,319 --> 00:33:21,559 That's awesome, dude. We'll be there. 385 00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:24,680 See ya... maybe. 386 00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:33,759 - You gonna tell me the plan? - Not waiting to get our asses kicked. 387 00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:36,839 We set the terms ourselves. We chose the battleground. 388 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,680 - Does it matter where I get killed? - Hell yes! 389 00:33:39,839 --> 00:33:42,759 We're on our home turf. And we decided when to fight. 390 00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:47,119 - You can relax until Saturday. - Unless Glenn won't wait. 391 00:33:47,279 --> 00:33:51,319 You challenged him publicly and promised to humiliate yourself. 392 00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:53,920 So he'll wait. He's looking forward to Saturday. 393 00:33:54,079 --> 00:33:58,079 - He's expecting an honest fight. - Isn't that what he's getting? 394 00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:00,599 Are you some kind of moron? 395 00:34:15,559 --> 00:34:20,960 "He has directed other movies, but 'Nightwatch' remains his only success." 396 00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:32,000 Yeah! 397 00:35:08,199 --> 00:35:11,159 - Oh no, a splinter. - Want me to kiss it better? 398 00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:15,920 Whatever, dork. It frays my fabric. This is genuine cashmere. 399 00:35:16,079 --> 00:35:20,400 - Are you a real ninja? - What do you know about ninjas? 400 00:35:20,559 --> 00:35:23,199 They lived in Japan once, right? 401 00:35:24,119 --> 00:35:28,719 Yes, in a region called Iga. They lived in the forests in the mountains. 402 00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:31,360 They were spies, right? And mercenaries. 403 00:35:31,519 --> 00:35:35,920 It was never about money. It was all about protecting their secret society. 404 00:35:36,079 --> 00:35:38,880 - Who was after them? - The samurais. 405 00:35:39,039 --> 00:35:42,639 They felt threatened by the ninja religion. 406 00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:48,719 The greatest warlord sent 40,000 warriors to Iga to massacre the clans. 407 00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:52,480 - What happened? - A few escaped and survived. 408 00:35:52,639 --> 00:35:58,000 Most of them died. And one of them did both, in a way. 409 00:35:58,159 --> 00:36:00,559 - Taiko Nakamura. - Who? 410 00:36:00,719 --> 00:36:05,599 Taiko Nakamura, in a hut he hides with ten clan kids, protects their lives 411 00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:08,000 When the enemy attacked the village, he was the one 412 00:36:08,159 --> 00:36:10,920 who was given the task by the clan top gun. 413 00:36:11,079 --> 00:36:13,519 The same coward who betrayed him and more 414 00:36:13,679 --> 00:36:16,639 has led the noble Naga soldiers to their door. 415 00:36:21,039 --> 00:36:23,880 Nakamura meets death with courage unshakeable 416 00:36:24,039 --> 00:36:26,280 Gonna take as many with him as possible. 417 00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:29,159 He gets 16 samurais before he's slain. 418 00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:32,000 He hears a scream as they burn down the domain. 419 00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:37,119 He has failed his mission, the hot turns to cold. 420 00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:39,519 He vows for vengeance in exchange for his soul. 421 00:36:39,679 --> 00:36:42,239 Lightning strikes in the night as he guts his own belly 422 00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:45,639 and his soul leaves his body, so the spirit seeks the story of revenge. 423 00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:49,840 Before the night is over, they find the traitor with ten blades in his cadaver. 424 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:55,119 And ever since, the tale has spun that his spirit will come when evil is done. 425 00:36:55,280 --> 00:37:00,400 His soul flies on restless wings and might strike down with lightning 426 00:37:00,559 --> 00:37:03,119 to punish those with blood on their hands 427 00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:05,719 when kids suffer hurt and things are rotten in the lands. 428 00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:08,599 For eternity on lonesome raids he'll reminisce, 429 00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:11,679 Taiko Nakamura, the Guardian of Justice. 430 00:37:18,039 --> 00:37:23,840 - An avenging spirit? - A spirit which can appear anywhere. 431 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:27,400 Even in a rag doll. 432 00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:33,320 - Asshole! - You should've seen your face. 433 00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:39,599 - Alex, did you eat all the eggs? - No, John. 434 00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:43,719 I could have sworn we had some eggs. Well, I'll have some yogurt then. 435 00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:49,360 - How will you spend Saturday, Alex? - Oh, today Alex has great plans. 436 00:37:49,519 --> 00:37:53,039 He challenged... Ow! God! Something bit me. 437 00:37:53,199 --> 00:37:56,960 I bet it's one of those wood beetles Auntie Sheila mentioned. 438 00:37:57,119 --> 00:38:02,280 - Do you think so? - Let me give you an immunity massage. 439 00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:05,599 - And then it's an early bedtime. - But I'm going to a party! 440 00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:09,239 No, you won't be up for that after an 8-hour treatment like this. 441 00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:12,039 - John, have you seen my massage oil? - Nope. 442 00:38:12,199 --> 00:38:14,880 - I'll use the yogurt then. - Dad! 443 00:38:15,039 --> 00:38:17,840 - It's for your own good, Sean. - Augh! 444 00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:24,519 RULES GLEN 445 00:38:24,679 --> 00:38:28,480 - You need to stand on the other side. - Oh yeah, over here. 446 00:38:28,639 --> 00:38:32,440 - He's not coming. - Nah, he's too scared. 447 00:38:32,599 --> 00:38:38,280 - Have you come to get your ass kicked? - Come down here, if you dare. 448 00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:40,039 Fair enough. 449 00:38:41,079 --> 00:38:43,440 Whoa! He got egged right in the mouth. 450 00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:49,039 What the hell are you doing? 451 00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:08,679 - I'll break your skull. - That's the spirit! Come on, fart face. 452 00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:18,480 Alex! Alex! Alex! 453 00:39:25,079 --> 00:39:28,000 - Round the other way, Glenn. - Get him. 454 00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:30,880 You got him! 455 00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:39,280 - Peek-a-boo. - I've got you now! 456 00:39:47,559 --> 00:39:49,639 Ha ha, yes! 457 00:39:52,159 --> 00:39:54,320 Oh, shit. 458 00:39:57,480 --> 00:40:00,840 - Should we get back to it? - Yeah, and then I'm gonna kill you! 459 00:40:05,159 --> 00:40:06,400 Hi. 460 00:40:22,679 --> 00:40:24,920 Whoa! Did you see that? Shit! 461 00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:28,760 That'll teach him! 462 00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:30,880 Damn, that was legit! 463 00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:41,039 Way to go, Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! 464 00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:03,119 Chicken shit loser! Come on! 465 00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:14,039 - Oh, right in the balls! - Technically that was the groin. 466 00:41:21,679 --> 00:41:23,280 Argh, that actually hurt! 467 00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:26,880 What's going on? 468 00:41:28,679 --> 00:41:30,199 Come on! 469 00:41:37,159 --> 00:41:39,360 Let go of me! 470 00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:44,559 Let go! 471 00:41:47,719 --> 00:41:50,800 - Was that an apology? - Yes. 472 00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:53,039 - I beg your pardon? - Sorry. 473 00:41:53,199 --> 00:41:57,440 - Excuse me? - Sorryyyyyyyyy! 474 00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:07,719 - All right! Yes! What's up, champ? - Way to go, Alex. 475 00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:11,440 - How does it feel to win? - I'm here with Alex... 476 00:42:11,599 --> 00:42:14,480 who just beat the school bully! 477 00:42:14,639 --> 00:42:18,679 - 19 Meadow Lane. - Duly noted. We'll be there. 478 00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:22,559 - Who asked you, Harry Potter? - Yeah, as if. Come on, Tina. 479 00:42:22,719 --> 00:42:24,719 Yeah, Gina, let's go. 480 00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:27,280 We just became cool! Ow. 481 00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:32,000 If you party like the best-yo, then you gotta make pesto. 482 00:42:32,159 --> 00:42:36,840 So come be my guest, bro, so you can taste my pesto. 483 00:42:38,039 --> 00:42:41,880 - Far out! We're at Jessica's house. - Yeah, yeah, great. 484 00:42:42,039 --> 00:42:46,360 Duty calls. Let's start by finding her dad. 485 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:52,880 Oh, give me that pesto. What they won't do for that pesto. 486 00:42:53,039 --> 00:42:57,039 In Moscow or Modesto, there's no dress code for pesto... 487 00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:03,599 - There he is! - Hi, Alex. 488 00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:07,679 - Well done out there today. - Really? 489 00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:10,719 - I guess it was. - High five. 490 00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:14,039 - You were incredible out there. - I did my best. 491 00:43:14,199 --> 00:43:17,719 - Karate Kid, man! - That's me. 492 00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:22,039 - Oh! No. This is my killer hand. - He's funny, too. 493 00:43:22,199 --> 00:43:24,719 Well, I'd better go say hi to the hostess. 494 00:43:29,079 --> 00:43:33,159 Hey champ! Awesome fight. Here you go. This party rocks. 495 00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:36,480 - Jessica was just here. - Did you see where she went? 496 00:43:36,639 --> 00:43:38,280 Ow! 497 00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:41,360 - Where are her parents? - In the kitchen. Her mom is super-hot. 498 00:43:41,519 --> 00:43:45,119 - What about her dad? - Nah, he's pretty average. 499 00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:48,159 - Is he in the kitchen? - Yeah, they're chaperoning. 500 00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:51,719 - I gotta go to the toilet. - It's that way. 501 00:43:52,679 --> 00:43:56,199 - Hi, have the three of us met before? - Talk to the hand, Ginger. 502 00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:59,119 - In stereo. - And surround sound. 503 00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:04,679 - Get the mom out of there. - What for? 504 00:44:04,840 --> 00:44:06,400 Just do it! 505 00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:09,400 Oh, give me that pesto... 506 00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:15,119 The bathroom's down the hall on the right. 507 00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:21,320 - Somebody vomited on the carpet. - Ugh, not again. 508 00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:27,440 Just another thing... Uh, excuse me... 509 00:44:27,599 --> 00:44:30,639 - It's just that... - Phillip Eppermint! 510 00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:32,960 Oops. Ow! Shit! 511 00:44:33,119 --> 00:44:34,840 Huh? 512 00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:39,159 At your service! You gave me quite the scare. I was just... 513 00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:42,760 - Hey, what's that? - A credit card belonging to you. 514 00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:47,239 A Platinum Card. Oh, I wish. 515 00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:50,880 But that would require a much higher salary. Nice gesture, though. 516 00:44:51,039 --> 00:44:54,320 - So you're not Phillip Eppermint? - I spell it with a Y. 517 00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:57,039 I'm changing my name next month. 518 00:44:57,199 --> 00:45:01,320 My numerologist suggested Sidney Esameseed. 519 00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:04,920 Also because of all the negative publicity about that toy tycoon. 520 00:45:05,079 --> 00:45:07,719 Oh wait, it's probably his credit card. 521 00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:10,760 He lives over on Beverly Park Circle. 522 00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:13,840 - Say, aren't you Sean's little brother? - Stepbrother. 523 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:17,000 Tell your stepfather hello, then. He's still mad at me 524 00:45:17,159 --> 00:45:22,360 for refusing to provide public funding to develop his Nixy-Dixy Dolls. 525 00:45:22,519 --> 00:45:25,840 - Would you like something to eat? - Sure, why not? Ow! 526 00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:29,840 No, I'd better... Bye. Nice meeting you. 527 00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:33,280 Ah, well. It needs some pesto. 528 00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:37,360 What is wrong with you? Why did you shout at him? 529 00:45:37,519 --> 00:45:42,000 - I need to give that credit card back. - Yeah, yeah, calm down. 530 00:45:42,159 --> 00:45:44,880 - Alex. - Hey, Jessica... 531 00:45:45,039 --> 00:45:48,679 - You're so awesome. - Am I? 532 00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:52,920 Yeah. I thought you were just a little brat with a ninja doll. 533 00:45:53,079 --> 00:45:57,039 No, no, this is just a gift for my cousin. 534 00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:02,320 - You're kind of cute. - Uh... Right back at you. 535 00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:06,639 - You wanna dance? - Uh... Yeah, definitely. 536 00:46:08,079 --> 00:46:11,719 - I have to go to the toilet. Wait here? - Yeah, yeah! 537 00:46:13,199 --> 00:46:15,360 Oh, yes! 538 00:46:15,519 --> 00:46:18,920 - You're not going to dance now. - Yes, I am. 539 00:46:19,079 --> 00:46:23,800 - Hey, human. You promised to help me. - But not during the party. 540 00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:27,000 - To hell with the party! - But Jessica... 541 00:46:27,159 --> 00:46:33,079 - Forget that chick. I need you. - I'll help you, just not right now. 542 00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:37,800 - You stinking liar! - Hey, chill out. 543 00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:42,000 - Everything you have is thanks to me. - Whatever. Get real! 544 00:46:42,159 --> 00:46:46,400 - You're only popular because of me. - You helped me, yeah. 545 00:46:46,559 --> 00:46:48,920 It's not like I can't breathe without you. 546 00:46:49,079 --> 00:46:52,840 - It was so awesome. - He flew through the air. 547 00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:56,559 - There he is! Awesome fight, Alex. - Bet you didn't see that coming. 548 00:46:56,719 --> 00:47:01,920 - Especially that kung fu stuff. - That was my own idea. 549 00:47:02,079 --> 00:47:06,480 - You rule, man. See you, Alex. - Right, see you in there. 550 00:47:06,639 --> 00:47:11,239 So. You think you can do it all by yourself. Take this then! 551 00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:15,159 No! Argh! Wait! 552 00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:25,400 Excuse me. 553 00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:29,840 Help! I peed my pants. 554 00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:33,440 No, no, it's... Ow! 555 00:47:33,599 --> 00:47:38,719 - And I need to take a dump, too. - No, no, let me explain! 556 00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:47,440 - Jessica, it's me. Alex. - Just a second. 557 00:47:47,599 --> 00:47:51,119 I don't want to dance. You're not up to my standard. 558 00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:54,519 - What? - Yeah. I think I'm too hot for you. 559 00:47:54,679 --> 00:47:58,360 - You'll have to settle for Odysseus. - Say what? 560 00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:07,480 - You're too hot for me? - What? No, no, I never... 561 00:48:07,639 --> 00:48:12,639 - And I'm not up to your standard? - Hey, did you really wet yourself? 562 00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:17,559 What? No, that was the ninja. This is all because of my ninja doll. 563 00:48:17,719 --> 00:48:22,199 - Or my cousin's ninja doll. - Right. See you later, "hot stuff." 564 00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:26,519 - Odysseus, you want to make out? - Let me see... 565 00:48:26,679 --> 00:48:28,760 Yes, please! 566 00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:30,920 - Bye. Get home safely. - Odysseus? 567 00:48:31,079 --> 00:48:36,519 The lady wants to make out. If I don't do it, somebody else will. 568 00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:49,000 - So, did you dance? - What the hell is your problem? 569 00:48:49,159 --> 00:48:51,880 - You broke your promise. - I said I'd help! 570 00:48:52,039 --> 00:48:55,840 - I need your help now. - You can't just ruin my life! 571 00:48:57,519 --> 00:49:01,320 I'm sorry. I went too far, but this is important. 572 00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:04,280 Why is this credit card a matter of life and death? 573 00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:07,800 It's a ninja thing. A matter of honor. 574 00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:14,880 Human... If you help me now, I promise I'll make everything right again. 575 00:49:15,039 --> 00:49:18,400 - You promise? - Trust me. 576 00:49:18,559 --> 00:49:22,239 Okay. Will Jessica ever like me again? 577 00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:27,440 Well, you did say some pretty weird things to her. Let's go. 578 00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:35,880 - Don't you think he's asleep? - Let's hope so. Come on. 579 00:49:43,039 --> 00:49:47,239 - What the hell are you doing? - I'm supposed to be a secret. Come on. 580 00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:55,519 - No, don't ring the bell. - Why? 581 00:49:55,679 --> 00:49:58,679 - He hates it when people do that. - But... 582 00:50:00,639 --> 00:50:03,079 - Good thing he's got a cat. - A pretty big cat. 583 00:50:03,239 --> 00:50:05,840 Are you afraid of big cats? 584 00:50:14,639 --> 00:50:19,360 - Do you think this is okay? - He'll be happy to get his card back. 585 00:50:19,519 --> 00:50:24,559 - Can't we just leave it somewhere? - I just want to make sure he's here. 586 00:50:29,599 --> 00:50:33,880 - Damn. I don't think he's home. - A suitcase. Maybe he's on a trip. 587 00:50:34,039 --> 00:50:38,800 On a trip? With the suitcase in his room? Are you related to Glenn? 588 00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:43,719 - Perhaps he's going on a trip? - We need to find out. 589 00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:48,920 Bingo! 590 00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:53,840 - What did you say? - I said, bingo! 591 00:50:55,039 --> 00:50:59,280 - It's a plane ticket to Thailand. - To visit his slave factory. 592 00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:03,280 - Does it say when he leaves? - Yeah. But what's going on? 593 00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:20,079 I won't pay another penny if it's not up to standard. 594 00:51:21,239 --> 00:51:25,039 We'll discuss it when I get there. I will see you then. 595 00:51:25,199 --> 00:51:28,239 Is there something wrong, big boy? Hello? 596 00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:31,760 Is there somebody here? Hello? 597 00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:34,519 - I've got you now. - What the hell...? 598 00:51:34,679 --> 00:51:35,679 Argh! 599 00:51:39,079 --> 00:51:41,239 - No! - Let go, you moron! 600 00:51:46,519 --> 00:51:48,480 - Oh, shit! - Help! 601 00:51:48,639 --> 00:51:53,760 - What are you doing? - He's getting away, you dipshit! 602 00:51:53,920 --> 00:51:57,760 In here. Save me! 603 00:51:57,920 --> 00:52:00,159 I'm so glad you're here. They're upstairs. 604 00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:04,920 - What's going on, Mr. Eppermint? - They threw knives at me. 605 00:52:05,079 --> 00:52:09,559 - Barricade the door! Quick! - Can you please explain? 606 00:52:09,719 --> 00:52:12,639 You want to chat now or maybe get out first? 607 00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:16,639 What the hell is this? This has nothing to do with the card. 608 00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:21,239 Phillip Eppermint is an evil man. He killed an innocent little boy. 609 00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:23,960 And he uses child slave labor. 610 00:52:24,119 --> 00:52:28,039 - So? Are you going to kill him? - Something like that. 611 00:52:28,199 --> 00:52:30,920 You saw his flight details. Don't forget them. 612 00:52:31,079 --> 00:52:33,159 - Get the collar. - From that thing? 613 00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:37,519 - Unless you're wearing one yourself. - This is not happening... 614 00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:41,000 His name is Bingo. 615 00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:47,320 - Help me! - There. Right behind the ear. 616 00:52:49,159 --> 00:52:52,679 - Security. Open the door. - Just a minute. I'm getting dressed. 617 00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:54,079 Quick! 618 00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:57,880 What are you doing? 619 00:52:58,039 --> 00:53:00,039 We're breaking down the door! 620 00:53:01,280 --> 00:53:05,159 Give me the collar. Grab it. Come on, jump. 621 00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:07,639 - Come on. - I can't. 622 00:53:08,599 --> 00:53:10,760 Bingo! 623 00:53:17,679 --> 00:53:19,760 Coming through! 624 00:53:19,920 --> 00:53:21,800 All right. Bingo. 625 00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:32,760 - It's you! You're Taiko Kamakura. - Nakamura! 626 00:53:32,920 --> 00:53:35,920 - You used me. - You promised to help. 627 00:53:36,079 --> 00:53:39,559 To deliver a credit card. Not to kill people! 628 00:53:39,719 --> 00:53:43,199 - He killed an innocent little boy. - And now you're going to kill him? 629 00:53:43,360 --> 00:53:45,360 It's called justice. 630 00:53:47,159 --> 00:53:52,320 - What about the other slave kids? - Things like that happen all the time. 631 00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:57,519 Oh, well, that's all right then. Tell me when his plane leaves. 632 00:53:57,679 --> 00:53:59,960 No. I want no part in this. 633 00:54:11,079 --> 00:54:15,880 - Tell me. Now! - No. Just do it. I've had it. 634 00:54:26,440 --> 00:54:30,280 I can't kill you, human. We've been through too much together. 635 00:54:32,639 --> 00:54:35,039 But it might be easier with... 636 00:54:35,199 --> 00:54:38,760 Might be easier... with Sean. 637 00:54:38,920 --> 00:54:41,599 - No, you can't. - You wanted him dead. 638 00:54:41,760 --> 00:54:46,599 - Those were just words. - I only understand actions. 639 00:54:51,440 --> 00:54:53,559 No! Stop! 640 00:54:53,719 --> 00:54:55,159 Wait! 641 00:55:00,039 --> 00:55:02,039 Get off the road! 642 00:55:05,639 --> 00:55:06,719 Oh no... 643 00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:19,400 Sean? 644 00:55:23,840 --> 00:55:26,679 No, no, no. Sean? 645 00:55:31,719 --> 00:55:35,039 What's going on? Is it dinner time? 646 00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:39,920 Stop it! No! 647 00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:45,880 - What's going on? - Alex, stop! Alex! 648 00:55:46,039 --> 00:55:49,440 - Alex! - What're you doing, Alex? 649 00:55:49,599 --> 00:55:52,199 - Dad? - Are you alright, snookums? 650 00:55:52,360 --> 00:55:55,280 Alex, put down that pillow. Now. 651 00:55:55,440 --> 00:55:58,840 But it wasn't me. You think I did this? 652 00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:02,800 It was the ninja. He's out there somewhere. 653 00:56:04,039 --> 00:56:08,920 - He wants me to help him commit murder. - What's happening? 654 00:56:09,079 --> 00:56:14,760 You've gotta believe me. The checkered ninja wants to kill Sean. 655 00:56:17,159 --> 00:56:18,679 But... 656 00:56:19,559 --> 00:56:22,440 Stress, pure and simple. He needs calm. 657 00:56:22,599 --> 00:56:25,760 - For how long? - A couple of weeks. 658 00:56:25,920 --> 00:56:28,280 We can't just leave him. 659 00:56:28,440 --> 00:56:33,679 We can't have him at home when he's trying to kill Sean, darling. 660 00:56:33,840 --> 00:56:36,400 I told you it was the ninja! 661 00:56:37,280 --> 00:56:41,679 - Hello! - Doctor, give him this dream catcher. 662 00:56:41,840 --> 00:56:47,559 - It might help take the edge off. - Go home and get some rest. 663 00:56:47,719 --> 00:56:49,159 Alex is safe with us. 664 00:57:04,239 --> 00:57:07,039 Aw, poor little Alex. 665 00:57:08,599 --> 00:57:12,440 So, you've lost your marbles. Poor boy. 666 00:57:15,079 --> 00:57:17,760 I'm sure it's stress. 667 00:57:20,840 --> 00:57:22,920 Where are you? 668 00:57:23,079 --> 00:57:25,280 What? Hmm... There. 669 00:57:27,079 --> 00:57:32,239 Peek-a-boo. Nice room. Love what you've done with it. 670 00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:38,000 - Tell me when his flight leaves. - Never! 671 00:57:45,039 --> 00:57:48,119 - You tried to kill my brother. - Step-brother. 672 00:57:48,280 --> 00:57:52,079 - I helped you, but you refuse to help. - You're crazy! 673 00:57:55,239 --> 00:58:00,519 You're too good to get your hands dirty. Try blaming this on your teddy bear! 674 00:58:00,679 --> 00:58:05,400 - Doctor, I have something to tell you. - Just a moment, Alex. 675 00:58:05,559 --> 00:58:09,400 Stop it. Are you really going to kill an innocent man? 676 00:58:09,559 --> 00:58:10,800 It's him or Eppermint. 677 00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:14,440 - Hurry. My bed's on fire. - I'm coming. 678 00:58:14,599 --> 00:58:19,800 - It's now or never. - We don't have to kill Eppermint. 679 00:58:19,960 --> 00:58:23,679 - You think it's enough just to egg him? - No, but... 680 00:58:23,840 --> 00:58:27,840 I want him dead. He deserves the ultimate punishment. 681 00:58:29,039 --> 00:58:31,559 Punishment... 682 00:58:31,719 --> 00:58:35,920 - Why not punish him even harder? - What? 683 00:58:36,079 --> 00:58:39,039 What if we could make him wish he were dead? 684 00:58:39,199 --> 00:58:44,079 We can hit Phillip Eppermint hard, but we have to hurry. 685 00:58:44,239 --> 00:58:47,599 Hello? I can't avenge a murder without blood. 686 00:58:47,760 --> 00:58:52,079 - Can't? Is that the great Kamakura? - Nakamura! 687 00:58:52,239 --> 00:58:55,880 You can't, because you believe you can't. That's what you told me. 688 00:58:56,039 --> 00:59:00,679 You were right. I could do it. You gave me courage. 689 00:59:00,840 --> 00:59:03,679 - And now you're afraid. - Afraid of what? 690 00:59:03,840 --> 00:59:06,239 Coming, Alex! I'm going to tuck him in. 691 00:59:06,400 --> 00:59:10,960 You're afraid to change. That's why you've been haunting for 400 years. 692 00:59:11,119 --> 00:59:14,719 - You're afraid to trust me. - Don't say that, you big... 693 00:59:14,880 --> 00:59:20,159 Then prove it. Trust me. We'll bring Eppermint down for good. 694 00:59:26,280 --> 00:59:30,519 Well, Alex, it's just about your bedtime. 695 00:59:38,559 --> 00:59:41,800 I think you're ready to let us go, don't you think? 696 00:59:41,960 --> 00:59:43,760 Yes, yes. 697 00:59:44,800 --> 00:59:47,440 Yeah. We're in a bit of a hurry. 698 00:59:50,440 --> 00:59:55,599 I'll call your parents and tell them that you need complete freedom. 699 00:59:55,760 --> 01:00:00,960 - Yes. And lots of smoothies. - Definitely. They'll work wonders. 700 01:00:01,119 --> 01:00:05,360 I'll call them right now. Super dooper party trouper. 701 01:00:07,880 --> 01:00:10,719 - What's the plan? - He's leaving tonight. 702 01:00:10,880 --> 01:00:14,119 - We have to stop him. - We'll give him a going away present. 703 01:00:14,280 --> 01:00:17,840 - Something to bring to Thailand. - You've lost me. 704 01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:20,280 - We'll visit my uncle. - That old drunk? 705 01:00:20,440 --> 01:00:22,840 Yes, sirs! 706 01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:26,320 I suck at playing Canasta at Rummy and at Whist. 707 01:00:26,480 --> 01:00:29,960 Always get beat in UNO 'cause I play it with a twist. 708 01:00:30,119 --> 01:00:33,400 And I don't even know a quick card trick. 709 01:00:33,559 --> 01:00:36,719 But I'm the best in the world when I'm playing with my... 710 01:00:41,239 --> 01:00:44,480 I'm not that good at tennis, don't know how to play squash. 711 01:00:44,639 --> 01:00:48,039 I'm ridiculous at soccer. At handball I'm no BAWZ. 712 01:00:48,199 --> 01:00:51,000 At basketball I'm the last pick. 713 01:00:51,159 --> 01:00:53,559 But I'm the best in the world when I'm playing with my... 714 01:00:53,719 --> 01:00:57,480 Who's that knocking now? Best in the world when I'm playing with my... 715 01:00:57,639 --> 01:01:01,320 Hurry up. Hurry up. Best in the world when I'm playing with my... 716 01:01:01,480 --> 01:01:05,440 At spanking, at slapping, at playing... 717 01:01:05,599 --> 01:01:08,119 - Hello? - All right then. 718 01:01:09,199 --> 01:01:13,760 - Hi. - Alex! I was just about to sing "dick." 719 01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:17,159 - Uh, okay... Can I come in? - Sure. 720 01:01:17,320 --> 01:01:20,239 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 721 01:01:20,400 --> 01:01:24,199 Ouch, hot damn in a frying pan. Do you want a fried egg? 722 01:01:24,360 --> 01:01:27,079 - No, thanks. - Make yourself at home. 723 01:01:27,239 --> 01:01:29,960 - Oh, uh... - I came to ask you for help. 724 01:01:30,119 --> 01:01:34,480 - For you, anything. - I'm doing a report on drugs. 725 01:01:34,639 --> 01:01:38,320 I see! I'm not into that shit. You know that. 726 01:01:38,480 --> 01:01:42,239 Of course not. But you just know so much about life. 727 01:01:42,400 --> 01:01:46,920 That's true, I know my way around the block, as they say. 728 01:01:47,079 --> 01:01:51,280 I move in certain circles. I know the games people play. 729 01:01:51,440 --> 01:01:55,119 - I know where the bodies are buried. - Exactly. 730 01:01:55,280 --> 01:01:59,000 I have to write a report on how to get hold of drugs. 731 01:01:59,159 --> 01:02:03,880 That's simple, my boy! You just call them up, and they deliver. 732 01:02:04,039 --> 01:02:06,440 - Really? - You bet. 733 01:02:06,599 --> 01:02:09,480 At least I think so. Who knows? Ahem. 734 01:02:09,639 --> 01:02:13,239 - But who do you call? - I certainly don't know that. 735 01:02:13,400 --> 01:02:17,800 And even if I did, I couldn't just say "his name is Scooter-Scotty." 736 01:02:17,960 --> 01:02:19,360 Oh, shit. 737 01:02:19,519 --> 01:02:24,880 - What do you say when you call him? - "What's up, Rectangle?" 738 01:02:25,039 --> 01:02:28,920 - Rectangle? - Damn. That's his code name. 739 01:02:29,079 --> 01:02:32,119 - And then you give your order? - Discreetly. 740 01:02:32,280 --> 01:02:37,840 "You going out? Can I come by? I'm baking, but I've run out of flour." 741 01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:41,079 - And then he just delivers? - Not to just anybody. 742 01:02:41,239 --> 01:02:46,239 You can't just call him. Well, maybe if you told him Stewart said hi. 743 01:02:46,400 --> 01:02:49,480 Yeah. I mean, I might have done it once at a party. 744 01:02:49,639 --> 01:02:53,280 Or twice. It was New Year's Eve. 745 01:02:53,440 --> 01:02:56,079 Max three times. Never on weekdays. Except in summer. 746 01:02:56,239 --> 01:03:02,679 - You don't have his number, do you? - No, I can't give you that. 747 01:03:02,840 --> 01:03:08,800 It's safely noted under S in my little private black book. 748 01:03:08,960 --> 01:03:12,239 But that sounds like an interesting assignment. 749 01:03:13,239 --> 01:03:18,039 Do you want a can of mackerel or something? Alex? 750 01:03:19,719 --> 01:03:23,719 I could've sworn I had guests. Oh well, to hell with that. 751 01:03:26,119 --> 01:03:28,400 Yes, sirs. 752 01:03:28,559 --> 01:03:31,920 Here comes Pat, Postman Pat, in his car with a big fat glow. 753 01:03:32,079 --> 01:03:34,999 Oh, my white bride is snow for the nose. You ring and I bring it in loads. 754 01:03:35,079 --> 01:03:38,000 Hoes in my bed, steady income, drink it all up. 755 01:03:38,159 --> 01:03:41,360 Dom Perignon slanging the Kain. 756 01:03:41,519 --> 01:03:44,840 I'm O to the G, all fired up on overload. 757 01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:49,480 - Yeah? - Hi there, Rectangle. This is Glenn. 758 01:03:49,639 --> 01:03:52,360 - Glenn? - Stewart told me to say hi. 759 01:03:52,519 --> 01:03:54,119 The old drunk? 760 01:03:55,119 --> 01:03:59,800 I'm baking, you know. Cinnamon rolls. Or something like that. 761 01:03:59,960 --> 01:04:03,239 - But I'm out of flour. - Okay. 762 01:04:03,400 --> 01:04:07,239 - Where are you? - In my bedroom. 763 01:04:07,400 --> 01:04:11,599 - Or I'm taking a bath. I'm going to. - Are you stupid? 764 01:04:11,760 --> 01:04:13,400 Yeah. 765 01:04:13,559 --> 01:04:18,960 Okay. I have to run a couple of errands. We can meet in the supermarket garage. 766 01:04:19,119 --> 01:04:22,400 - Hi, sweetie. Do you want a smoothie? - Not right now. 767 01:04:22,559 --> 01:04:24,599 - What? - I mean yes. Right now is fine. 768 01:04:24,760 --> 01:04:28,639 - In an hour. How much? - We can make it to go. 769 01:04:28,800 --> 01:04:31,039 - I don't want any! - What? 770 01:04:31,199 --> 01:04:34,519 - Just say when. - We're ready when you are. 771 01:04:34,679 --> 01:04:37,039 - Hello? - Sorry. Uh, one kilo. 772 01:04:37,199 --> 01:04:40,880 - You're breaking up. - One kilo. 773 01:04:41,039 --> 01:04:44,480 - One kilo? Like one thousand grams? - That's right. 774 01:04:44,639 --> 01:04:46,840 - What's this? - Part of the plan. 775 01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:52,920 - Saying no to smoothies? Great plan! - Can you afford that much flour? 776 01:04:53,079 --> 01:04:57,519 Otherwise, that's gonna be one messy kitchen, you know what I mean? 777 01:04:57,679 --> 01:04:59,159 See ya. 778 01:04:59,320 --> 01:05:03,480 All fired up on overload, pushing that snow. 779 01:05:03,639 --> 01:05:07,159 I'm the ice man, obey my code. 780 01:05:07,320 --> 01:05:10,639 Your balls implode, my stacks explode. 781 01:05:10,800 --> 01:05:14,159 Your balls implode, my stacks explode. 782 01:05:20,719 --> 01:05:23,800 Hi, Rectangle. It's me, Glenn. 783 01:05:23,960 --> 01:05:26,679 - You're Glenn? - Yeah. 784 01:05:26,840 --> 01:05:30,400 Alright, but don't do it all at once. 785 01:05:31,719 --> 01:05:37,840 - You don't mind that I'm a kid? - If I don't do it, someone else will. 786 01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:40,599 - Do you have the money? - Sure I have. 787 01:05:42,199 --> 01:05:45,400 - Do I have idiot tattooed on my head? - Yes. 788 01:05:45,559 --> 01:05:49,039 - Give me the money! - That was a dumb move. 789 01:05:49,199 --> 01:05:51,760 A really dumb move. 790 01:05:57,400 --> 01:06:01,719 - You can't leave me here. - We wouldn't. Police are on their way. 791 01:06:01,880 --> 01:06:06,960 Help! Let me out. Somebody, please. 792 01:06:37,320 --> 01:06:39,639 - There you go. I'm open. - Yeah... 793 01:06:40,719 --> 01:06:45,880 - You sure this is enough? - They'll lock him away for good. 794 01:06:46,039 --> 01:06:49,760 Watch it with the needle. This is genuine cashmere. 795 01:06:49,920 --> 01:06:55,960 - I used to take arts and crafts. - Nice. You're a born architect there. 796 01:06:56,119 --> 01:06:59,599 - I've got a little something for you. - For me? A gift? 797 01:06:59,760 --> 01:07:03,360 Wow, a... What is it? A homemade telescope? 798 01:07:03,519 --> 01:07:05,920 Turn around. 799 01:07:06,079 --> 01:07:09,639 You have to be ready for your mission. 800 01:07:09,800 --> 01:07:14,039 - You shouldn't wave that thing around. - You've made a... 801 01:07:14,199 --> 01:07:18,639 Yeah, it's made of cardboard, so it isn't waterproof. 802 01:07:18,800 --> 01:07:23,679 - Checkered. I have nothing for you. - You've given me so much. 803 01:07:27,679 --> 01:07:32,599 - It's... it's been fun. - Yeah. It has. 804 01:07:35,360 --> 01:07:36,920 Come on. 805 01:07:43,199 --> 01:07:46,840 All right, let go of me, wuss. We're going to war. 806 01:08:05,840 --> 01:08:09,280 All right, Eppermint will be checking in right there. 807 01:08:09,440 --> 01:08:13,880 When he isn't looking, you're gonna jump into his bag. 808 01:08:14,039 --> 01:08:17,199 You've taught me to trust people. 809 01:08:17,359 --> 01:08:21,760 - What are you doing with my phone? - I was looking for my sword. 810 01:08:21,920 --> 01:08:24,439 Is he there yet? 811 01:08:24,600 --> 01:08:26,840 There. That's him! 812 01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:38,319 Okay. Time to go. 813 01:08:39,760 --> 01:08:43,399 What? Oh no. He's headed straight for security. 814 01:08:43,560 --> 01:08:46,359 He's only got a carry-on. Come on! 815 01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:52,560 - Excuse me. I need to get by! - Ouch! 816 01:08:54,439 --> 01:08:57,720 - No! - Damn. What now? 817 01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:02,359 You'll have to take that one and then change bags in Bangkok. 818 01:09:08,359 --> 01:09:10,560 Okay, now. 819 01:09:13,760 --> 01:09:15,840 - Good luck. - Thanks. Now go. 820 01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:19,079 - Next, please. - That's me. Off to Thailand. 821 01:09:19,239 --> 01:09:23,199 Play a bit of golf. Good exercise. 822 01:09:53,840 --> 01:09:57,680 Head full of thoughts, but my body feels shut down. 823 01:10:00,560 --> 01:10:06,159 I don't wanna go back to the time that was before you came around. 824 01:10:07,880 --> 01:10:14,760 Suddenly it was over, and I didn't see it was just a spree. 825 01:10:15,800 --> 01:10:20,119 I didn't even see you come and now you're free. 826 01:10:20,279 --> 01:10:23,239 And now you are gone, away from me. 827 01:10:23,399 --> 01:10:27,920 Running free, up and away so suddenly. 828 01:10:28,079 --> 01:10:29,960 I'm looking ahead. 829 01:10:30,119 --> 01:10:34,199 And just like you said, I will keep rising. 830 01:10:34,359 --> 01:10:39,319 I know our time is out, and what you're about. 831 01:10:39,479 --> 01:10:45,800 Nothing more to do or say. You never look back or stay. 832 01:10:45,960 --> 01:10:48,760 I hope that you'll find your way. 833 01:11:25,359 --> 01:11:27,720 Have a sniff, Fido. 834 01:11:50,720 --> 01:11:51,960 Taxi! 835 01:12:05,319 --> 01:12:08,600 - You're finished, child killer! - What's happening? 836 01:12:18,119 --> 01:12:21,439 - Drugs? - I don't know what... 837 01:12:21,600 --> 01:12:23,840 That's not... 838 01:12:26,439 --> 01:12:28,920 That's not mine. 839 01:12:33,159 --> 01:12:36,199 That hurt! I want to call my lawyer. 840 01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:51,159 I can't believe he's actually doing it. It's crazy! 841 01:12:51,319 --> 01:12:54,119 - Show it to Alex. - Alex, look! 842 01:12:55,199 --> 01:12:58,880 - Nice ass. - It's prettier than his face. 843 01:12:59,039 --> 01:13:02,079 - Hi, Alex. - Uh, hi. 844 01:13:02,239 --> 01:13:06,319 - Thank you for your sweet message. - What? 845 01:13:06,479 --> 01:13:10,359 - What was the message? - OMG, you'll die. 846 01:13:10,520 --> 01:13:16,039 Hello, it's me. I just want to say sorry for everything I've put you through. 847 01:13:16,199 --> 01:13:19,760 - Isn't it super-cute? - You're the most wonderful person. 848 01:13:19,920 --> 01:13:23,920 I mean, you've taught me that it's safe to trust people again. 849 01:13:24,079 --> 01:13:27,720 - Goodbye. - What are you doing with my phone? 850 01:13:27,880 --> 01:13:31,800 Isn't that just cute? I almost fainted. 851 01:13:31,960 --> 01:13:35,960 - What a cutie pie. - It came straight from the heart. 852 01:13:36,119 --> 01:13:39,880 - Shh... Behind you. - Yeah, he's right there. 853 01:13:45,920 --> 01:13:51,560 - Oh, my God. - What just happened? 854 01:13:51,720 --> 01:13:55,319 Hashtag Prince Charming. Hashtag summer wedding. 855 01:13:57,439 --> 01:14:00,640 Here you go, Alex. A nice smoothie for you. 856 01:14:00,800 --> 01:14:04,880 - There's lots of cookies too, darling. - Yes, just dig in, Alex. 857 01:14:05,039 --> 01:14:10,199 - John, you haven't touched your quinoa. - Would you like to go first, Sean? 858 01:14:11,479 --> 01:14:14,399 Delicious. Thank you, Sirena. 859 01:14:14,560 --> 01:14:18,520 I would like to propose a toast to Sirena, and to you, Alex. 860 01:14:18,680 --> 01:14:24,640 - Thank you for welcoming us here. - Congratulations on your patent. 861 01:14:24,800 --> 01:14:28,439 The supermarket ordered 6,000 SnackyPacks. 862 01:14:28,600 --> 01:14:31,159 I'll be able to help out with the bills now. 863 01:14:31,319 --> 01:14:36,560 at Bangkok Airport, billionaire toy tycoon Phillip Eppermint was arrested. 864 01:14:36,720 --> 01:14:38,800 He will be charged with drug smuggling. 865 01:14:38,960 --> 01:14:45,520 Bloody fingerprints on a doll led to the arrest of a factory manager. 866 01:14:45,680 --> 01:14:50,600 It's a tough world. Did you hear about that drug dealer found in his car trunk? 867 01:14:50,760 --> 01:14:53,479 - No, what happened? - Did a superhero catch him? 868 01:14:53,640 --> 01:14:56,399 - You could say that. - No, that's vigilantism! 869 01:14:56,560 --> 01:14:58,760 - Yeah, but pretty awesome. - And brave. 870 01:14:58,920 --> 01:15:03,560 - What motivates someone like that? - Yes, what is he thinking? 871 01:15:03,720 --> 01:15:09,119 Bag snatchers run rampant in the suburbs. Locals are scared. 872 01:15:09,279 --> 01:15:11,720 The police have been powerless. 873 01:15:11,880 --> 01:15:18,279 "If I don't do something, nobody will." 874 01:15:20,439 --> 01:15:23,039 Sweetie-pie, where are you going? 875 01:15:28,640 --> 01:15:30,880 I'm just going out. 876 01:19:08,119 --> 01:19:10,880 Oneliner