1 00:00:10,378 --> 00:00:13,314 * Sometimes the world looks perfect 2 00:00:16,450 --> 00:00:19,387 * Sometimes you just get a feeling 3 00:00:19,453 --> 00:00:23,657 * Like you need some kinda change 4 00:00:23,724 --> 00:00:27,395 * No matter what the odds are this time 5 00:00:27,461 --> 00:00:29,697 * Nothing's gonna stand in my way 6 00:00:29,763 --> 00:00:32,966 * This flame in my heart like a long lost friend 7 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:37,471 * Gives every dark street a light at the end 8 00:00:38,306 --> 00:00:41,309 * Standing tall 9 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:45,079 * On the wings of my dream 10 00:00:45,146 --> 00:00:48,048 * Rise and fall 11 00:00:48,116 --> 00:00:51,852 * On the wings of my dream 12 00:00:51,919 --> 00:00:53,354 * The rain and thunder 13 00:00:53,421 --> 00:00:55,022 * The wind and haze 14 00:00:55,089 --> 00:00:58,426 * I'm bound for better days 15 00:00:58,492 --> 00:01:01,795 * It's my life and my dream 16 00:01:01,862 --> 00:01:05,133 * Nothing's gonna stop me now * 17 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:30,758 (SIGHS) 18 00:01:41,169 --> 00:01:43,337 Dad, it's good to see you. 19 00:01:43,404 --> 00:01:46,640 Oh, oh. Oh, put me down. 20 00:01:48,676 --> 00:01:51,812 Uh, dad, uh, this is Balki. 21 00:01:51,879 --> 00:01:54,448 And this is my apartment. 22 00:01:58,352 --> 00:02:00,488 I did this all myself. 23 00:02:01,222 --> 00:02:02,356 Oh, this? 24 00:02:02,423 --> 00:02:04,558 This is my scrapbook. 25 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:07,595 Yeah, I keep all my newspaper articles in here. 26 00:02:07,661 --> 00:02:11,565 This is Volume One. 27 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:14,602 Hmm? Oh. Oh, yeah, the trophies. 28 00:02:14,668 --> 00:02:17,171 Yeah, well, they're really starting to 29 00:02:18,906 --> 00:02:20,541 stack up, aren't they? 30 00:02:20,608 --> 00:02:24,111 Oh, this one? Yeah, this is my pride and joy. 31 00:02:24,178 --> 00:02:26,447 I won this playing softball. 32 00:02:26,514 --> 00:02:28,716 I took a ragtag team of rank amateurs 33 00:02:28,782 --> 00:02:32,420 all the way to the Park District Softball Championship. 34 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:33,487 Cousin? 35 00:02:35,689 --> 00:02:41,662 I hate to interrupt your talk with your... Invisible friend, 36 00:02:41,729 --> 00:02:44,198 but your... Your papa's going to be here any minute. 37 00:02:44,265 --> 00:02:46,867 Yeah, I was just practicing, uh, what I'm gonna say to him. 38 00:02:46,934 --> 00:02:49,036 Oh, what a great idea. I'll help you. 39 00:02:49,102 --> 00:02:50,137 Yeah, what's in the bag? 40 00:02:50,204 --> 00:02:53,140 Oh, cousin, I got 41 00:02:53,207 --> 00:02:56,176 the biggest cheese wheel I could find. 42 00:02:56,244 --> 00:03:00,548 You should have seen the cheese car I took it off of. (LAUGHS) 43 00:03:04,752 --> 00:03:07,321 Well, that's great. Dad loves a good cheese wheel. 44 00:03:07,388 --> 00:03:09,457 Cousin, you know what I thought I would do? 45 00:03:09,523 --> 00:03:12,426 I thought I would take this cheese wheel 46 00:03:12,493 --> 00:03:15,729 and... And cut it up into little geometric shapes. 47 00:03:15,796 --> 00:03:19,099 You know, uh, circles, uh, rectangles. 48 00:03:19,166 --> 00:03:22,169 Maybe a trapezoid or a rhombus. 49 00:03:22,236 --> 00:03:25,573 Balki, cheese wheels are always cut in triangular wedges. 50 00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:27,107 Well, I beg to take issue. 51 00:03:27,174 --> 00:03:30,010 Balki, how many cheese wheels have you cut in your lifetime? 52 00:03:30,077 --> 00:03:32,846 Well, eh, cousin-- How many? How many? 53 00:03:32,913 --> 00:03:34,615 How many cheese wheels... How many cheese wheels 54 00:03:34,682 --> 00:03:37,851 have you cut in your lifetime? 55 00:03:40,521 --> 00:03:43,156 None. None? As in zero? 56 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:46,994 As in never ever have you cut a cheese wheel in your lifetime? 57 00:03:48,529 --> 00:03:50,631 This would have been my first. 58 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:54,735 Well, I'm from Wisconsin, the cheese wheel state 59 00:03:54,802 --> 00:03:57,771 and we always cut cheese wheels in triangular wedges. 60 00:03:57,838 --> 00:04:01,074 Not circles, not rectangles, not trapezoids 61 00:04:01,141 --> 00:04:04,545 and never, ever, ever 62 00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:07,014 a rhombus. 63 00:04:15,789 --> 00:04:16,990 Cousin? 64 00:04:20,694 --> 00:04:21,962 Cousin, 65 00:04:22,896 --> 00:04:24,998 this is very disturbing. 66 00:04:25,065 --> 00:04:30,137 Usually geometric discussions have a calming effect on you. 67 00:04:30,203 --> 00:04:32,740 I'm just a little tensed about my dad's visit. 68 00:04:32,806 --> 00:04:35,676 I want this visit to be perfect. 69 00:04:35,743 --> 00:04:39,012 This is my chance to show dad I've made it on my own. 70 00:04:39,079 --> 00:04:40,981 When he sees the life I've made for myself 71 00:04:41,048 --> 00:04:45,686 he'll be so proud of me, he'll say, "Well done, son." 72 00:04:45,753 --> 00:04:50,358 When I was a kid, I used to live for a "Well done, son." 73 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:57,631 Except for the one time I asked dad how he wanted his steak. 74 00:04:58,399 --> 00:04:59,467 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 75 00:04:59,533 --> 00:05:02,002 Oh, that must be dad. 76 00:05:02,069 --> 00:05:03,303 Woo. 77 00:05:08,075 --> 00:05:09,443 This is it. 78 00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:13,981 Dad. Lawrence. 79 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:18,352 It is good to see you, son. 80 00:05:18,419 --> 00:05:20,087 Good to see you too, dad. 81 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:24,492 Well, this is for you. 82 00:05:24,558 --> 00:05:26,193 Don't cut it into triangular wedges. 83 00:05:26,259 --> 00:05:28,295 It dries out. 84 00:05:28,362 --> 00:05:31,799 Right you are, dad. Uh, dad, this is Balki. 85 00:05:31,865 --> 00:05:32,866 Balki. 86 00:05:33,501 --> 00:05:35,503 Uncle Walter. 87 00:05:35,569 --> 00:05:38,539 Uncle Walter, I've been looking forward to... to seeing you 88 00:05:38,606 --> 00:05:39,973 for a sheepdog's age. 89 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:42,309 And you're everything I thought you would be. 90 00:05:42,376 --> 00:05:44,244 Only taller. 91 00:05:44,311 --> 00:05:47,548 Well, uh, height runs in the family. 92 00:05:48,816 --> 00:05:49,850 Usually. 93 00:05:52,386 --> 00:05:56,356 Well, so, dad, uh, what do you think, uh, of my apartment? 94 00:05:56,424 --> 00:05:57,858 Well... 95 00:05:57,925 --> 00:05:59,527 Hope you didn't hire a decorator. 96 00:05:59,593 --> 00:06:01,595 Oh, no, I didn't hire a decorator. 97 00:06:01,662 --> 00:06:04,064 I did this all my... Myself. 98 00:06:14,007 --> 00:06:15,509 Where do you want these snacks, Larry? 99 00:06:15,576 --> 00:06:20,247 On the dining room table. 100 00:06:20,313 --> 00:06:27,621 Good point, dad. 101 00:06:27,688 --> 00:06:31,659 Excuse me, Lawrence. 102 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:35,463 of folding napkins. 103 00:06:35,529 --> 00:06:37,731 or the Appleton tulip. Neither aren't easy... 104 00:06:37,798 --> 00:06:40,868 Cousin, I bet your papa will say it 105 00:06:40,934 --> 00:06:42,936 when he tastes your onion dip. 106 00:06:43,537 --> 00:06:44,838 Say what? 107 00:06:45,539 --> 00:06:47,608 Well done, son. 108 00:06:47,675 --> 00:06:50,544 Oh, no, Balki, I'm sure he'll say it when I deserve it. 109 00:06:50,611 --> 00:06:54,615 He doesn't just throw around well dones for... For the heck of it. 110 00:06:54,682 --> 00:06:56,249 Well, you know, cousin, I... I've noticed 111 00:06:56,316 --> 00:07:01,221 he is rather thrifty with his "well done, sons" and, 112 00:07:01,288 --> 00:07:06,560 so generous with his "not that way, Lawrences." 113 00:07:10,330 --> 00:07:11,599 He spots what I'm doing wrong 114 00:07:11,665 --> 00:07:13,934 and shows me how to do it his way. 115 00:07:17,571 --> 00:07:18,939 Exactly. 116 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:22,142 Come on. Let's go sit down. 117 00:07:23,677 --> 00:07:26,046 You must be very proud of Larry, Mr. Appleton. 118 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:27,881 You know, The Chronicle doesn't pick just anybody 119 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:29,950 for its investigative reporting team. 120 00:07:30,017 --> 00:07:33,186 Oh, I was very impressed with that. 121 00:07:33,253 --> 00:07:35,923 You were? MR. APPLETON: Oh, you bet. 122 00:07:35,989 --> 00:07:37,625 Of course, when it comes to reporting 123 00:07:37,691 --> 00:07:39,793 television's the place to be. 124 00:07:41,495 --> 00:07:44,197 Television, right. Thanks for the advice, dad. 125 00:07:44,264 --> 00:07:47,968 Well, I try. After all, what's a father for? 126 00:07:48,035 --> 00:07:51,772 You know, my father was for higher mutton prices. 127 00:07:53,774 --> 00:07:56,544 I just remember all the fun I had with my father. 128 00:07:56,610 --> 00:08:00,848 He used to take me everywhere. 129 00:08:00,914 --> 00:08:05,553 Oh, I did the same thing with Lawrence. 130 00:08:05,619 --> 00:08:10,390 and we drove down to Chicago? 131 00:08:10,457 --> 00:08:13,961 How could I forget? 132 00:08:14,027 --> 00:08:17,297 (CHUCKLES) We had such fun that day. 133 00:08:17,364 --> 00:08:19,499 It wasn't Mickey Mantle. It was Roger Maris. 134 00:08:19,567 --> 00:08:23,503 Oh, remember the time I took you to the circus in Milwaukee? 135 00:08:23,571 --> 00:08:25,539 Oh, I love the circus. 136 00:08:25,606 --> 00:08:28,508 Show me 50 clowns in a flaming Volkswagen 137 00:08:28,576 --> 00:08:30,678 and I'm a happy Mypiot. 138 00:08:31,311 --> 00:08:32,713 LARRY: No, dad. 139 00:08:33,714 --> 00:08:35,849 It was Mickey Mantle. 140 00:08:35,916 --> 00:08:37,117 (STAMMERS) And I can prove it. 141 00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:39,887 I have the bat right here in the closet. 142 00:08:39,953 --> 00:08:40,954 Uh... 143 00:08:42,122 --> 00:08:45,392 Cousin, cousin, the bat's in the basement. 144 00:08:45,458 --> 00:08:49,262 No, Balki, the bat's in the closet. 145 00:08:49,329 --> 00:08:51,198 The bat's in the basement. 146 00:08:51,264 --> 00:08:52,966 The bat's in the closet. 147 00:08:55,102 --> 00:08:56,704 (RATTLING) 148 00:09:00,007 --> 00:09:01,709 The bat's in the basement. 149 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:08,315 Lawrence, it doesn't matter who signed the bat. 150 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:10,550 Let's get ready for the party. 151 00:09:10,618 --> 00:09:12,653 But it was Roger Maris. 152 00:09:13,587 --> 00:09:15,055 Mickey Mantle. 153 00:09:15,122 --> 00:09:18,291 Dad, uh, you taught me that being right is important 154 00:09:18,358 --> 00:09:19,993 and I'm right about this. 155 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:23,697 All right, let's go down to the basement and find out. 156 00:09:27,701 --> 00:09:29,369 just tell 'em we'll be right back. 157 00:09:29,436 --> 00:09:31,438 Come on, Balki, you seem to be the only one 158 00:09:31,504 --> 00:09:33,641 who knows where this bat is. 159 00:09:35,676 --> 00:09:40,547 Lawrence, I remember it distinctly. 160 00:09:40,614 --> 00:09:43,784 I had to tell you, "Have Roger Maris sign your bat." 161 00:09:43,851 --> 00:09:45,585 Mickey Mantle. Roger Maris. 162 00:09:45,653 --> 00:09:46,754 Mickey Mantle. Roger Maris. 163 00:09:46,820 --> 00:09:48,388 Mickey Mantle. Roger Maris. 164 00:09:48,455 --> 00:09:49,757 Tastes great. Less filling. 165 00:09:49,823 --> 00:09:51,324 Tastes great. Less filling. 166 00:09:52,893 --> 00:09:55,295 I just got caught up in the rhythm. 167 00:09:58,498 --> 00:09:59,767 All right, here it is. 168 00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:02,836 Roger Maris, right? No. 169 00:10:05,205 --> 00:10:08,809 "Joey Dolan." Who's Joey Dolan? 170 00:10:08,876 --> 00:10:10,911 Look, he... He autographed the ball too. 171 00:10:10,978 --> 00:10:14,915 "Joey Dolan, bat boy." 172 00:10:14,982 --> 00:10:18,952 You thought the bat boy was Roger Maris? 173 00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:21,889 No, I thought the bat boy was Mickey Mantle. 174 00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:30,363 It's an easy mistake, son. 175 00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:32,032 Baseball never was your sport. 176 00:10:32,099 --> 00:10:34,134 Oh, I don't know about that. 177 00:10:34,201 --> 00:10:37,705 Cousin Larry knows an awful lot about baseball. 178 00:10:37,771 --> 00:10:41,809 He taught me how to swing this old hickory stick 179 00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:47,247 so I could just knock that horsehide right into the next county. 180 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:49,883 You show a lot of natural ability, Balki. 181 00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:52,552 Oh, thank you, Uncle Walter. 182 00:10:52,619 --> 00:10:54,587 But whoever taught you that stance 183 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,223 didn't know what he was doing. 184 00:10:57,457 --> 00:11:01,294 I taught him that stance, and you taught it to me. 185 00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:04,597 Here, you... You crouch like Stan Musial 186 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,700 squint like Ted Williams, 187 00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:09,269 stride like Mickey Mantle. 188 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:12,906 Swing like Grandma Moses. 189 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:20,580 To prove it, I've got that trophy on my mantel. 190 00:11:20,647 --> 00:11:22,049 Maris. Mantel. 191 00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:24,785 Maris. Mantel. Will you stop it? 192 00:11:26,053 --> 00:11:29,456 Uh, no offense, son, but with that swing 193 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:32,459 I'll bet even I could throw the ball by you. 194 00:11:35,595 --> 00:11:38,331 If you feel lucky, dad, let's see what you can do. 195 00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:40,968 You're on. 196 00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:52,880 Oh, you know, cousin, I-- Balki, Balki, Balki, Balki. 197 00:11:52,946 --> 00:11:55,415 BALKI: Yes. You can bat next. 198 00:11:55,482 --> 00:11:58,618 I want to tell you something-- LARRY: Balki, Balki-- 199 00:11:58,685 --> 00:12:00,320 Get out of the way. 200 00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:02,155 Get out of the way. 201 00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:08,061 Okay. Here it comes. 202 00:12:08,128 --> 00:12:10,798 Nothing fancy. Just smoke. 203 00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:14,768 BALKI: Cousin, let me just-- Balki. 204 00:12:14,835 --> 00:12:16,636 One thing. LARRY: Later. 205 00:12:16,703 --> 00:12:18,438 Let her rip, dad. 206 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:30,851 (CLANKING) 207 00:12:43,730 --> 00:12:45,032 What did you wanna say, Balki? 208 00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:49,970 Well, I wanted to say... Hmm... 209 00:12:50,037 --> 00:12:53,874 But now, that seems rather obvious. 210 00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:58,812 Oh, I don't think it's very serious. 211 00:12:58,879 --> 00:13:00,848 Just a simple repair job. 212 00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:02,482 Oh, God. 213 00:13:04,051 --> 00:13:06,153 Well, we better go tell the janitor anyway. 214 00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:09,957 (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 215 00:13:24,604 --> 00:13:26,306 (RATTLING) 216 00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:33,313 Balki, open the door. Cousin, I would love to. 217 00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:35,648 But there's one little difficulty. 218 00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:37,784 The door is locked. 219 00:13:37,851 --> 00:13:39,352 We can't get out. 220 00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:58,205 Help. Help. 221 00:14:00,773 --> 00:14:04,277 Help. Help. 222 00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:10,450 Help. 223 00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:16,123 It's no use. The door's solid. 224 00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:18,125 No one can hear us. 225 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:22,429 Don't worry, Lawrence. 226 00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:26,766 If we don't come back, Jennifer and Mary Anne 227 00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:30,470 Well, you know, I think we can count on some water damage. 228 00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:38,178 is turn off the valve. Presto, no more leak. 229 00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:40,313 Oh, I'll do it, dad. 230 00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:48,121 (GRUNTING) 231 00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:52,892 It... It... It won't turn, dad. 232 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:54,894 Well, no wonder, it's rusted. 233 00:14:54,962 --> 00:14:57,297 And how do we get rid of rust, son? 234 00:14:57,364 --> 00:14:58,898 We knock it off with a hammer. 235 00:14:58,966 --> 00:15:01,234 Right. I'll get one. 236 00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:04,371 Uh, uh, cousin, cousin. Oh! 237 00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:06,639 Uh, Uncle Walter. Yes. 238 00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:08,308 Hitting it with a hammer? 239 00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:10,777 That seems like a... A rather violent way 240 00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:15,482 to deal with rust? 241 00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:22,289 Tell me, Balki. 242 00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:23,790 Uh... How many? 243 00:15:23,856 --> 00:15:25,292 Well... How many? 244 00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:27,961 How many leak... how many leaks 245 00:15:28,028 --> 00:15:30,964 have you fixed in your lifetime? 246 00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:32,665 Um... 247 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,769 None. None? As in zero? 248 00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:41,541 As in never ever have you fixed a leak in your lifetime? 249 00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:49,882 That is correct. Oh! 250 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,785 Let's listen to dad, Balki. 251 00:15:52,852 --> 00:15:54,421 That's what worries me. 252 00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:00,393 We're in good hands. 253 00:16:02,229 --> 00:16:05,232 Dad uses tools like a surgeon. 254 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,301 (CLANKING) 255 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:18,578 Looks like the surgeon lost a patient. 256 00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:27,920 And then, after Larry's father separated the crackers 257 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,257 by size, shape, and flavor, 258 00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,359 he counted the toothpicks 259 00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:35,195 separating the round ones from the flat ones. 260 00:16:35,262 --> 00:16:36,496 Anyway, next he and Larry got 261 00:16:36,563 --> 00:16:38,165 into some fight about a silly bat 262 00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:39,966 and they went down to the basement to find it. 263 00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:43,370 Where are they? 264 00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:45,672 You've got two compulsives and an idiot down there. 265 00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:48,041 For all we know, they could be tunneling to China. 266 00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:50,410 (BOTH LAUGHING) 267 00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:54,081 I think I'll... I'll go downstairs 268 00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:55,582 and see what's taking them so long. 269 00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:58,118 Well, tell them not to hurry on my account. 270 00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:04,424 Let's analyze the problem. 271 00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:07,260 What is causing the flooding? 272 00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:09,462 Balki. 273 00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:14,067 My guess would be... Water. 274 00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:16,936 Good, Balki, good. 275 00:17:17,003 --> 00:17:19,038 All right. Let's think. 276 00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:26,346 All basements have drains. Right. 277 00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:29,082 But the water isn't running off. 278 00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:33,120 Which means a stopped up drain. 279 00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:34,987 Right. 280 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,489 You are listening to the master. 281 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,358 Shh. Shh. I'm listening. 282 00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:46,466 Lawrence, you look over there. 283 00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:48,368 Uh, Balki, you look around in there 284 00:17:48,435 --> 00:17:50,069 and I'll look over here. 285 00:17:51,338 --> 00:17:55,375 * I'm singin' in the rain 286 00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:59,446 * Just singin' in the rain 287 00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:03,082 * What a glorious feeling 288 00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:04,917 * I'm happy again 289 00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:07,754 Balki. 290 00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:09,122 Balki. 291 00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:10,557 Balki. 292 00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:13,726 We can play later. But I... I-- 293 00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:15,195 Later. 294 00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:17,497 After we find the drain. 295 00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:40,920 Ow. Ow. Ow. 296 00:18:40,987 --> 00:18:42,989 Ow. Ow. 297 00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:44,424 Get it off. Oh, my goodness. 298 00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:46,693 Get it off. Does that hurt much? 299 00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:48,828 Get it off! 300 00:18:51,063 --> 00:18:52,399 Ow. 301 00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:58,638 Well, 302 00:18:58,705 --> 00:19:00,907 we know the drain's not over there. 303 00:19:06,078 --> 00:19:08,448 Larry, what's taking so long? Don't let the door close. 304 00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:10,450 MR. APPLETON: Uh, the door locks from the outside. 305 00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:17,890 Let's get out of here. 306 00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:21,294 Larry, what happened here? 307 00:19:23,062 --> 00:19:24,631 Dad hit the valve with a hammer. 308 00:19:24,697 --> 00:19:27,700 Only after Lawrence hit the pipe with a bat. 309 00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:30,303 You were playing some kind of game? 310 00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:43,850 Wow. I didn't know there was a pool down here. 311 00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:48,488 This is a dangerous place for a fire extinguisher. 312 00:19:48,555 --> 00:19:50,223 ALL: No! 313 00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:52,325 (DOOR CLOSES) 314 00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:55,595 Mary Anne, the fire extinguisher 315 00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:57,530 was holding the door open. 316 00:19:57,597 --> 00:19:59,232 Now we're locked in. 317 00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:02,569 Well, gee, tell a person. 318 00:20:04,103 --> 00:20:06,739 It's all right, when we don't come back, 319 00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:10,710 Lydia and Mr. Gorpley will come down here and let us out. 320 00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:15,315 In the meantime, let's get back to work. 321 00:20:24,591 --> 00:20:26,793 I think I found it. 322 00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:29,696 Is it, is it usually about a foot wide? 323 00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:32,632 Yes. Does it have grating on top? 324 00:20:32,699 --> 00:20:33,966 Yes. Yes. 325 00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:37,270 Well, then, here it is. 326 00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:39,606 Oh, there's my hibachi. 327 00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:43,943 Why are you guys looking for a hibachi? 328 00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:46,679 We're not. We're looking for the drain. 329 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,915 Well, you can forget it, Larry, the drain was sealed over 330 00:20:48,981 --> 00:20:51,951 when Mr. Winslow spilled a load of cement down here. 331 00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:56,088 Balki, Larry, are you... Oh, what in the world-- 332 00:20:56,155 --> 00:20:57,557 Keep the door open. Hold the door. Hold it. 333 00:20:57,624 --> 00:20:59,992 Keep the door open. Hold it. 334 00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:02,261 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 335 00:21:02,329 --> 00:21:03,530 (DOOR CLOSES) 336 00:21:05,398 --> 00:21:09,302 If you've got something to say to me, say it one at a time. 337 00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:12,839 You just locked us all in. 338 00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:16,343 Okay. How could you do this? 339 00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:17,844 (ALL SHOUTING) 340 00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:25,217 Calm down. Calm down. What's done is done. 341 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:30,723 Oh, I don't know if anyone's noticed 342 00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:33,092 Larry, there isn't a chance we could drown, is there? 343 00:21:33,159 --> 00:21:35,462 Nobody's going to drown. 344 00:21:35,528 --> 00:21:37,296 When our other guests are wondering where we are 345 00:21:37,364 --> 00:21:39,031 they'll come down and let us out. 346 00:21:39,098 --> 00:21:44,471 That would be true, Appleton, if any other guests had arrived. 347 00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:51,778 You... Yu invite people for 7:00 348 00:21:51,844 --> 00:21:52,945 Wait a minute. 349 00:21:57,083 --> 00:21:58,851 I don't wanna drown. 350 00:21:59,952 --> 00:22:02,422 Now, hold it. Hold it. 351 00:22:03,623 --> 00:22:05,157 Lawrence is right. 352 00:22:05,224 --> 00:22:08,661 Nobody's gonna drown. LARRY: Thanks, dad. 353 00:22:08,728 --> 00:22:11,964 By the time the water reaches this fuse box, 354 00:22:13,265 --> 00:22:14,801 we'll all be electrocuted.