1
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Down it! Down it!

2
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Down it!
Down it!

3
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Down it! Down it!
Down it!

4
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Down it!
Down it!

5
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- Haven't you finished it yet?
- Come on, down it!

6
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Go on!

7
00:00:20,729 --> 00:00:22,730
Jesus Christ.

8
00:00:22,772 --> 00:00:23,814
Yeah!

9
00:00:28,778 --> 00:00:30,195
Oh, bloody hell.

10
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You stupid shit!

11
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Sorry. Sorry!

12
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Good start to the day.

13
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Mate, he's seventy

14
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with a puke covered windscreen

15
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and he's still driving
faster than you.

16
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- I'm driving at the
speed limit. - Yeah.

17
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There you go.

18
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Oh, come on, it's not even
breakfast time yet.

19
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It's your stag.
It's the law.

20
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- Myles?
- Why, thank you.

21
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And, one for our kind driver.

22
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Seriously?

23
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Er, what the fuck is this shit?

24
00:00:56,264 --> 00:00:57,223
Huh?

25
00:00:57,265 --> 00:00:59,059
Sorry, it's on shuffle.

26
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It's one of Billy's.
He loves this song.

27
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You should see him
bopping away whenever...

28
00:01:05,774 --> 00:01:07,776
Oh, sorry, do I bore you
talking about my son?

29
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Oh, well maybe you bore me

30
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with talk about your wedding.

31
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I didn't say anything.

32
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Maybe when you all grow up

33
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you'll understand
that having a baby

34
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is one of the greatest gifts
a man can get.

35
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If he was such a great gift,

36
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why the fuck did I have
to buy you a present

37
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when he was born?

38
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Cause that's just what you do.

39
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Oh, what time did you
tell Cheese to get there?

40
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Er, seven-fifteen.

41
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- Cheese is coming?
- Yeah.

42
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Ah, nice.
I haven't seen him in years.

43
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Why did you tell him
to get there later?

44
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I don't want him
to spend too much time

45
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with Rachel's dad.

46
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Colonel Gerald.

47
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- Commander, I think.
- Like Bond.

48
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Yeah, except Bond's
military history

49
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is marginally less fictional.

50
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- What do you mean?
- I mean,

51
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I spoke to him at your
engagement party,

52
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and no way was that total
bell piece in the army.

53
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- Yes he was.
- Seen any pictures?

54
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Well, no, but he was in
a secret division.

55
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Bollocks.

56
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Well, there's one thing
I know for sure

57
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and that's that he doesn't
really like me,

58
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so it's probably best
he doesn't spend

59
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much of the weekend
with my alcoholic,

60
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drug dealing,
nutcase of a friend.

61
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Oh, come on,

62
00:02:00,370 --> 00:02:01,972
Cheese isn't going
to be like he was at uni.

63
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He's in his thirties
for crying out loud.

64
00:02:03,665 --> 00:02:05,250
I'm sure he doesn't
deal drugs anymore,

65
00:02:05,291 --> 00:02:07,002
he's probably like a...

66
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Drive.

67
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Drive!

68
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Go, go, go, go.

69
00:02:21,016 --> 00:02:23,018
This is a resident evil attack

70
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Zombie take over,
boy watch your back

71
00:02:25,395 --> 00:02:27,856
Infected disease, unprotected

72
00:02:27,897 --> 00:02:30,191
Soul catcher, listen,
everybody dress black

73
00:02:30,233 --> 00:02:32,610
Good vs evil, evil vs worse

74
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Words for fella man,
words verse curse

75
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Don't fuck with we

76
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Somebody body wanna fuck with we

77
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An itchy itchy bombs gang

78
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Oh...

79
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Push the man with
the heavyweight sound

80
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You ain't killing
what cannot be killed

81
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I'm not joking,
the blood gets spilled

82
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On the ground
you're gonna stay long

83
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That's the way
cemetery gets filled

84
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Oh...

85
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No retreating, no surrender

86
00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:01,723
Oh...

87
00:03:01,765 --> 00:03:03,975
Push the man with
the heavyweight sound

88
00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:06,561
We running it, gunning it

89
00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:08,897
You know you can't
kill the power

90
00:03:08,938 --> 00:03:11,232
Skinning it, killing it

91
00:03:11,274 --> 00:03:13,985
You know you can't
kill the power

92
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See, I told you
we'd get here in time.

93
00:03:21,284 --> 00:03:22,827
What's happening, fuckers?

94
00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:24,913
- Eh!
- Cheese!

95
00:03:27,374 --> 00:03:28,768
What the fuck
is Al Dennis doing here?

96
00:03:28,792 --> 00:03:30,394
I went to his wedding
so I had to invite him.

97
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But he's the most boring
man in the world.

98
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I know, but for some reason

99
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he thinks we're
really good friends.

100
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- Sam, my buddy!
- Hey Al.

101
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Such an honor to be spending
the weekend with you.

102
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How's Rebecca?

103
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Rachel.
She's good.

104
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Great.

105
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Great!

106
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How you doing, Brandon?

107
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Sam.

108
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Honestly, what does your
sister see in that prick?

109
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You alright, mate?

110
00:03:55,902 --> 00:03:57,153
How's Michelle?

111
00:04:00,490 --> 00:04:01,616
She's fine.

112
00:04:01,658 --> 00:04:03,535
Everyone, this is
Rachel's dad, Gerald.

113
00:04:03,576 --> 00:04:04,494
Gerald, Toby.

114
00:04:04,536 --> 00:04:05,453
- Hello, Toby.
- Hey.

115
00:04:05,495 --> 00:04:06,871
Eric.

116
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And Myles.

117
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Oh, we've met.

118
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Yes, of course.

119
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Right, now that boring
shite's out the way.

120
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Pass 'em down.

121
00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:19,634
Here you go.

122
00:04:19,676 --> 00:04:20,467
To Sam!

123
00:04:20,510 --> 00:04:21,803
- To Sam!
- Sam!

124
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Cheers.

125
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So that's sixty.

126
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How much was the
special breakfast?

127
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Oh, for fuck's sake,
just split it.

128
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I only had a coffee.

129
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You know, some of us
didn't sell our souls

130
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to earn stupid amounts of money.

131
00:04:56,046 --> 00:04:57,546
And some of us
get paid in hard cash,

132
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and not smug vouchers.

133
00:04:59,632 --> 00:05:00,735
Anyway, I didn't sell my soul.

134
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My job's cool, mate.

135
00:05:02,218 --> 00:05:03,845
You're a lawyer, aren't you?

136
00:05:03,887 --> 00:05:05,013
Boring.

137
00:05:05,055 --> 00:05:06,449
If it's so boring,
how comes there's, like,

138
00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:08,242
billions of TV shows and films
written about lawyers?

139
00:05:08,266 --> 00:05:09,368
Hmm? You don't see
any TV shows

140
00:05:09,392 --> 00:05:11,186
about cancer researchers,
do you?

141
00:05:11,227 --> 00:05:12,186
No.

142
00:05:12,228 --> 00:05:12,979
Oh, are you curing cancer, Toby?

143
00:05:13,021 --> 00:05:14,647
That's amazing.

144
00:05:14,689 --> 00:05:15,440
Thank you.

145
00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:16,566
There you go,

146
00:05:16,608 --> 00:05:17,752
five pounds worth
of smug right there.

147
00:05:17,776 --> 00:05:18,860
Kerching.

148
00:05:18,902 --> 00:05:20,296
You know why there's no
TV shows written

149
00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:21,780
about cancer researchers?

150
00:05:21,821 --> 00:05:23,424
Because it'd be one big
mystery at the start,

151
00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:24,616
and then season after season,

152
00:05:24,657 --> 00:05:26,034
no one would ever
fucking solve it.

153
00:05:26,076 --> 00:05:27,702
Sounds a bit like Lost.

154
00:05:27,744 --> 00:05:30,080
But there you go.

155
00:05:30,121 --> 00:05:31,705
So, tell me, Eric,

156
00:05:31,748 --> 00:05:34,417
what exactly is this thing
we're going to.

157
00:05:34,459 --> 00:05:36,044
Yeah, tell us.

158
00:05:36,086 --> 00:05:37,921
It's a survival weekend.

159
00:05:37,962 --> 00:05:41,132
A hyper realistic simulation
of the apocalypse.

160
00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:43,676
Humanity at its most raw.

161
00:05:43,718 --> 00:05:45,053
Living off the land.

162
00:05:45,095 --> 00:05:47,681
Fighting against the cruel
mother nature.

163
00:05:47,722 --> 00:05:50,599
All the while being hunted by...

164
00:05:50,642 --> 00:05:52,394
the walking dead.

165
00:05:52,977 --> 00:05:54,979
It's paintball with twats
dressed as zombies.

166
00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:56,022
- Yeah.
- Sounds cool.

167
00:05:56,064 --> 00:05:56,898
Actually, it's like,

168
00:05:56,940 --> 00:05:58,400
run by loads of ex-squaddies.

169
00:05:58,441 --> 00:05:59,693
Well, that stands to reason.

170
00:05:59,734 --> 00:06:01,902
After a career in the military,

171
00:06:01,945 --> 00:06:03,320
witnessing unspeakable horrors,

172
00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:04,632
there's nothing you crave
more than a weekend spent

173
00:06:04,656 --> 00:06:06,741
running around the woods
playing puerile,

174
00:06:06,783 --> 00:06:08,702
make believe war games.

175
00:06:08,743 --> 00:06:10,370
Yeah, Sam said
you were in the army.

176
00:06:10,412 --> 00:06:11,328
Navy.

177
00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:12,473
Where was it you served again?

178
00:06:12,497 --> 00:06:14,040
That's classified.

179
00:06:14,082 --> 00:06:15,457
Of course, yeah.
Classified.

180
00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:18,461
He could tell you,
but he'd have to kill you.

181
00:06:18,503 --> 00:06:20,714
I could kill you.

182
00:06:21,631 --> 00:06:22,881
- Okay.
- Well, erm...

183
00:06:22,924 --> 00:06:24,676
thanks for organizing
this guys, anyway.

184
00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:26,052
Should be good fun.

185
00:06:26,094 --> 00:06:27,429
Fun?

186
00:06:27,470 --> 00:06:29,639
It's gonna be awesomeballs.

187
00:06:30,098 --> 00:06:31,141
Sorry, what was that?

188
00:06:31,182 --> 00:06:32,475
Awesomeballs.

189
00:06:32,517 --> 00:06:34,519
It's a new word I invented.

190
00:06:34,894 --> 00:06:36,247
Well, it sounded like
you were actually talking about

191
00:06:36,271 --> 00:06:38,231
a magnificent set of testicles.

192
00:06:38,273 --> 00:06:39,774
I fucking like it.

193
00:06:39,816 --> 00:06:41,484
Nice one, Cheese.
Bosh.

194
00:06:41,526 --> 00:06:42,819
How was everything, alright?

195
00:06:42,861 --> 00:06:44,570
- Yeah, fine, thanks.
- Beautiful, thanks.

196
00:06:44,612 --> 00:06:45,989
Actually, the rat...

197
00:06:46,031 --> 00:06:49,451
I'm assuming it was rat
was a smidgen dry,

198
00:06:49,492 --> 00:06:51,661
and this, uh, crappuccino

199
00:06:51,703 --> 00:06:53,871
tasted a little bit like, um...

200
00:06:56,124 --> 00:06:58,835
yeah, I'm gonna say
it's monkey jizz.

201
00:06:58,877 --> 00:07:00,545
Monkey jizz.

202
00:07:01,504 --> 00:07:03,173
Anyone else got a...
Just me.

203
00:07:03,214 --> 00:07:04,632
You're so rude.

204
00:07:04,674 --> 00:07:06,235
Why can't you just say it's
fine like a normal person.

205
00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:08,053
Because it wasn't fine.

206
00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:09,471
It's for her own good, mate.

207
00:07:09,512 --> 00:07:10,865
Two years time there'll be
a Starbucks down the road

208
00:07:10,889 --> 00:07:12,116
and she won't be able
to compete.

209
00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:13,015
It's positive feedback.

210
00:07:13,058 --> 00:07:14,224
I don't think "monkey jizz"

211
00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:15,894
ever counts as
positive feedback.

212
00:07:15,935 --> 00:07:18,521
Unless you're
sucking off a baboon.

213
00:07:18,563 --> 00:07:19,647
Yeah.

214
00:07:19,689 --> 00:07:21,232
Fair point.

215
00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:32,845
There's a weirdo staring at you.

216
00:07:32,869 --> 00:07:34,309
Why is there a weirdo
staring at you?

217
00:07:35,372 --> 00:07:38,208
Presumably in response
to your foul language.

218
00:07:38,249 --> 00:07:39,334
My foul...?

219
00:07:39,376 --> 00:07:40,251
He said that.

220
00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:41,437
Jesus, he looks like a psycho.

221
00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:43,546
Myles, apologies now
before I get killed.

222
00:07:43,588 --> 00:07:45,548
Never apologize, Sam,
it's a sign of weakness.

223
00:07:45,590 --> 00:07:46,674
We are weak!

224
00:07:46,716 --> 00:07:48,218
Maybe, but there's,
like, eight of us.

225
00:07:48,259 --> 00:07:49,928
What's he going to do?

226
00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:52,888
You alright, mate?

227
00:07:52,931 --> 00:07:54,474
Hmm?

228
00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:57,727
Hello?
Anyone home?

229
00:07:57,769 --> 00:07:58,728
No?

230
00:07:58,770 --> 00:07:59,914
I think we should
get out of here.

231
00:07:59,938 --> 00:08:01,313
Yeah.

232
00:08:01,356 --> 00:08:02,440
Jesus.

233
00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:03,922
Looks like we found
our first zombie.

234
00:08:16,579 --> 00:08:17,640
I'm not sure this is right.

235
00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:18,957
Just keep going.

236
00:08:18,998 --> 00:08:20,184
There's no point
driving aimlessly.

237
00:08:20,208 --> 00:08:21,435
- We should ask someone.
- Good idea.

238
00:08:21,459 --> 00:08:22,836
Shall we ask this cow?

239
00:08:22,877 --> 00:08:24,963
Oh look,
there's a sign over there.

240
00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:29,050
A sinisterly worded,
misspelled sign,

241
00:08:29,092 --> 00:08:31,928
scrawled in what
appears to be blood.

242
00:08:31,970 --> 00:08:33,263
I say go for it.

243
00:08:33,304 --> 00:08:34,782
Yeah, they couldn't spell
in the emails either,

244
00:08:34,806 --> 00:08:36,558
so this is definitely it.

245
00:09:08,465 --> 00:09:09,883
Oh, yes.

246
00:09:09,924 --> 00:09:11,343
Boo.

247
00:09:13,345 --> 00:09:14,804
So what now?

248
00:09:14,846 --> 00:09:16,139
Err.
I dunno.

249
00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:17,724
I guess we just head up to the...

250
00:09:18,516 --> 00:09:19,892
- Jesus!
- Oi!

251
00:09:20,352 --> 00:09:21,685
New recruits!

252
00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:24,189
Get yourselves in here now!

253
00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:25,690
Oh, how delightful.

254
00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:28,610
Come on, move yourselves.
Faster. Faster!

255
00:09:28,651 --> 00:09:30,111
Bandages.

256
00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:31,488
- Antiseptic.
- Move yourselves!

257
00:09:31,529 --> 00:09:32,864
Will you hurry up?

258
00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:34,281
Give me a second.

259
00:09:34,324 --> 00:09:35,532
Compass.

260
00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:36,659
Ropes.

261
00:09:36,701 --> 00:09:38,411
- What is all this?
- A survival kit.

262
00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:41,039
What the fuck is that?!

263
00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:43,165
It's a knife.

264
00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:44,685
I thought you said
it was paintballing.

265
00:09:44,709 --> 00:09:46,002
We might get lost in the woods.

266
00:09:46,044 --> 00:09:48,713
I might have to hunt deer
or whittle something.

267
00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:50,548
Whittle?
You're a fucking mental.

268
00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,509
- Oi, you two!
- Whatevs.

269
00:09:52,550 --> 00:09:54,218
Get in here now!

270
00:09:54,886 --> 00:09:56,846
Move yourself faster!

271
00:09:56,888 --> 00:09:59,599
- Move yourself faster!
- Sorry, sorry. Sorry.

272
00:10:00,684 --> 00:10:02,602
My name is Marshall.

273
00:10:03,478 --> 00:10:06,897
And your name
is lucky son of a bitch.

274
00:10:08,817 --> 00:10:10,485
Lucky,

275
00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:12,946
cause you made it this far.

276
00:10:14,406 --> 00:10:18,117
But your journeys
are only just beginning.

277
00:10:19,703 --> 00:10:20,870
Now as you know,

278
00:10:20,912 --> 00:10:23,331
the world has gone to hell.

279
00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:26,751
The undead are
roaming the streets.

280
00:10:27,836 --> 00:10:30,088
And they've taken
over the cities.

281
00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:32,090
But we,

282
00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:35,010
we're gonna fight back.

283
00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,344
Are you with me?

284
00:10:37,387 --> 00:10:38,847
Sir, yes, sir!

285
00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:40,890
Yeah, woo-hoo!

286
00:10:40,932 --> 00:10:43,268
We got ourselves
a bit of a smart ass.

287
00:10:44,519 --> 00:10:47,647
So what, you don't think
our situation's serious?

288
00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:51,818
- Not really, no.
- Not really, no. No.

289
00:10:53,028 --> 00:10:56,072
Well get yourself down
and do twenty, now.

290
00:10:56,114 --> 00:10:57,216
Yeah, that's not
going to happen.

291
00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:59,826
I said, give me twenty.

292
00:11:02,412 --> 00:11:03,830
Twenty!

293
00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:08,918
Right, the enemy's deadly.

294
00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:11,129
He's fast, he's powerful.

295
00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:12,964
Fearless.

296
00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:14,424
But you...

297
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,301
you can beat him.

298
00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:19,596
Right,

299
00:11:19,637 --> 00:11:21,222
check your equipment.

300
00:11:21,639 --> 00:11:22,974
Start with your truncheon.

301
00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:24,601
Knife, you dickhead.

302
00:11:24,642 --> 00:11:26,603
Now, it may not seem like much,

303
00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:28,813
but the undead's body is soft.

304
00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:31,358
Repeated blows
with this implement

305
00:11:31,399 --> 00:11:33,985
and the zombie will succumb.

306
00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:35,171
You're a fucking woman, are you?

307
00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:37,864
Come on!
Hit it! Hit it!

308
00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:42,285
- I want to kill you!
- Hit the fucking thing!

309
00:11:42,327 --> 00:11:44,829
Next, you've got your
standard issue firearm.

310
00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:48,375
The T-70 single fire
assault rifle.

311
00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,548
Kill the primary.

312
00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:00,011
- Ow!
- It's working now.

313
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:00,845
Fucking hell!

314
00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:02,513
The most important thing...

315
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:05,599
the one thing
you must remember...

316
00:12:05,642 --> 00:12:09,020
is you never shoot
the target in the head.

317
00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:12,440
Always go for the body.

318
00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:14,901
Nonsense.

319
00:12:16,528 --> 00:12:17,838
You got something to say,
recruit?

320
00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:19,698
Sir, yes, sir!

321
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:22,009
It's just that you should always
shoot a zombie in the head,

322
00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:23,535
sir.

323
00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,537
- Well not these ones.
- But...

324
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:27,038
Are you back-chatting me, fatty?

325
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,541
Sir, no, sir!
Ow...

326
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:30,768
Now you get down on the floor,

327
00:12:30,792 --> 00:12:32,836
you fat piece of shit,
and give me twenty.

328
00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:39,092
You can truncheon the head,
but you do not shoot there!

329
00:12:39,134 --> 00:12:41,136
That just seems inconsistent...

330
00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:44,097
Anyone else wanna talk
about consistency?

331
00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:47,684
Right, you can talk the talk.

332
00:12:47,726 --> 00:12:50,061
Now it's time to walk the walk.

333
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,854
Need a volunteer.

334
00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:56,359
Which one of you has got
a pair of bollocks?

335
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:01,573
Come on, you bunch
of fucking nonces!

336
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,743
Go on, Sam.
You're the stag.

337
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,661
Oh, no, no,
I've got a bit of a...

338
00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:08,288
Sammy! Sammy!

339
00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:10,873
Sammy! Sammy! Sammy!

340
00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:13,668
Okay, okay, alright.
I'll volunteer.

341
00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:14,710
Good lad.

342
00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:17,255
Step up then, soldier.

343
00:13:18,006 --> 00:13:20,467
Now we're very lucky,
couple of weeks ago,

344
00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:22,469
to capture one of the undead.

345
00:13:23,762 --> 00:13:25,680
Now he hasn't eaten

346
00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:27,265
and he's got the right hump.

347
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:39,611
Isn't that the guy
from the cafe?

348
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,363
Yeah.
Yeah, it is.

349
00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:48,286
Well, go on, shoot him!

350
00:13:59,381 --> 00:14:01,216
Oh, right.

351
00:14:10,725 --> 00:14:12,102
Use your truncheon.

352
00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:13,603
No, no, no...

353
00:14:18,108 --> 00:14:19,983
Well, go on, hit him then!

354
00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:21,944
Fucking help me you cunt balls!

355
00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:24,906
Go on, son, hit him!

356
00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:27,492
Die!
Fucking die!

357
00:14:31,413 --> 00:14:33,915
I killed him!

358
00:14:33,957 --> 00:14:35,458
I fucking killed him!

359
00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:45,885
Right, soldiers.

360
00:14:45,927 --> 00:14:48,013
Your training is now
officially over.

361
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:49,264
Move out!

362
00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:54,269
Come on!
Come on!

363
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:56,311
Move, move, move, move!
Get in there!

364
00:14:56,354 --> 00:14:58,565
Come on, speed up,
get yourself up there!

365
00:14:58,606 --> 00:14:59,566
In the back, now!

366
00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:00,275
Get in there!

367
00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:02,360
Hurry up! Hurry up!

368
00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:04,695
Right!

369
00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:12,287
Right, everybody grab
a ration pack and a map.

370
00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:22,255
Ah, thank God!

371
00:15:25,884 --> 00:15:27,802
Is that vodka?

372
00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:30,180
Now, you're gonna split
into two teams.

373
00:15:30,221 --> 00:15:32,891
Your mission is to
rendezvous at our bunker

374
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:35,060
on the far side
of the woods by sundown.

375
00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:38,146
The bunker is marked
on your map as a large X.

376
00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:39,230
But be aware...

377
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,524
these woods are teaming
with the undead.

378
00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:42,877
If you wanna make
it through alive,

379
00:15:42,901 --> 00:15:45,987
you'll have to stay alert
and work as a team.

380
00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:47,197
Any questions?

381
00:15:47,238 --> 00:15:49,074
Yeah, I quite need a dump.

382
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:51,117
Is there anything by way
of toilet facilities

383
00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:53,203
before we get to the bunker?

384
00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:54,371
Dig a hole, mate.

385
00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:55,413
Okay.

386
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:57,207
Do you have
any toilet paper or...?

387
00:15:57,248 --> 00:15:58,249
Leaves.

388
00:15:58,291 --> 00:15:59,334
Leaves. Right.

389
00:15:59,376 --> 00:16:01,252
Try not to use stinging nettles.

390
00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:04,464
Cocks.

391
00:16:04,506 --> 00:16:06,216
Do you want some heroin, Myles?

392
00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:07,257
It'll clog you right up.

393
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,225
That's hilarious, Cheese.

394
00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:17,602
You've got to stop
with those great jokes.

395
00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:20,438
One minute until die time,

396
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:23,274
you bunch of fucking pussies.

397
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:27,570
So, you guys were in the army?

398
00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:29,906
Uh, Gerald,
my father-in-law to be,

399
00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:32,033
he was in the army too, right?

400
00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:33,660
Navy.

401
00:16:33,702 --> 00:16:35,245
Right.

402
00:16:35,286 --> 00:16:37,122
He was an officer though.

403
00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:42,502
Not to say that you guys
weren't officers, too.

404
00:16:42,544 --> 00:16:44,254
You could've been.

405
00:16:44,295 --> 00:16:45,755
Right?

406
00:16:45,797 --> 00:16:46,965
What do I know?

407
00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:50,051
Where did you serve, mate?

408
00:16:50,093 --> 00:16:52,178
That's classified.

409
00:16:53,638 --> 00:16:56,641
Good chat.

410
00:17:00,270 --> 00:17:02,981
First group!

411
00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:07,318
Right, well, er, I'll go.

412
00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:09,445
Me too.

413
00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:10,780
- I'm in.
- Obviously.

414
00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:13,116
Actually, wait a second, Myles.

415
00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:15,660
Gerald,

416
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:18,913
as my future father-in-law,

417
00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:22,082
would you like to take part
in this adventure with me?

418
00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:28,298
Nnnnnno.

419
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,718
I cannot believe you
were about to leave me

420
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:57,803
with that weirdo Al and your
dickhead brother-in-law.

421
00:17:57,827 --> 00:17:58,787
You know, right now,

422
00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:00,097
Cheese is probably
forcing Gerald

423
00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:02,165
to snort coke out
of some zombie's butt crack.

424
00:18:02,207 --> 00:18:03,750
If it's any consolation,

425
00:18:03,792 --> 00:18:05,186
I doubt whatever's happening
is going to leave

426
00:18:05,210 --> 00:18:07,003
a worse impression
than watching you

427
00:18:07,045 --> 00:18:09,005
getting dry humped
by that massive retard.

428
00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:10,006
That was your fault!

429
00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:11,591
I may have
antagonized him a bit,

430
00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:12,735
but the screaming
like a little girl

431
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,177
that's on you, mate.

432
00:18:14,219 --> 00:18:15,738
Anyway, it doesn't explain
why the rest of them

433
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,013
are so fucking nasty.

434
00:18:17,055 --> 00:18:18,223
I'd like to say it's PTSD,

435
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:19,825
but frankly, I think
they're just wankers.

436
00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:21,202
They certainly take it
all very seriously.

437
00:18:21,226 --> 00:18:22,268
Yeah.

438
00:18:23,061 --> 00:18:24,521
Any idea what that means?

439
00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:25,647
Nope.

440
00:18:25,689 --> 00:18:26,707
How long till we
get there, Toby,

441
00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:28,400
I really need a shit.

442
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:29,484
I dunno.

443
00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:30,670
According to the compass
on my phone,

444
00:18:30,694 --> 00:18:31,796
I don't think we're
going the right way.

445
00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:33,154
Oi!
Cockhead!

446
00:18:34,406 --> 00:18:36,491
- Shh. - Come here,
you massive tool!

447
00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:42,205
Can you keep it down?

448
00:18:42,247 --> 00:18:44,582
Zombies have super
sensitive hearing.

449
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:45,583
Okay, so firstly,

450
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:46,936
I don't even think
that's a thing.

451
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,104
- It definitely is a thing.
- It's not a thing.

452
00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:49,230
Secondly, they're not
actually zombies,

453
00:18:49,254 --> 00:18:50,170
they're a bunch of
psychotic squaddies

454
00:18:50,213 --> 00:18:51,380
in shitty make-up.

455
00:18:51,423 --> 00:18:53,049
Thirdly, what is the point
in us going on

456
00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:54,133
a zombie killing weekend

457
00:18:54,175 --> 00:18:55,569
if we're going to avoid
all the zombies?

458
00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:57,053
Yeah, otherwise
it's just a really

459
00:18:57,095 --> 00:18:59,014
- inappropriately dressed ramble.
- Exactly.

460
00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:00,223
Okay, well firstly,

461
00:19:00,265 --> 00:19:01,766
- fuck your mother.
- Right.

462
00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:03,202
- Secondly, how is your mother?
- She's fine, thanks.

463
00:19:03,226 --> 00:19:04,328
- Tell her I said hello.
- I will.

464
00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:06,187
And thirdly,

465
00:19:06,229 --> 00:19:07,647
what do you actually want?

466
00:19:07,689 --> 00:19:09,250
Toby says you're
taking us the wrong way.

467
00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:10,941
Well, he's an idiot.
Look at him.

468
00:19:10,984 --> 00:19:12,776
I admit my PhD
wasn't in orienteering,

469
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:14,195
but I think I can read a map.

470
00:19:14,237 --> 00:19:15,947
- We're going North, right?
- Right.

471
00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:17,073
Fine.
North is that way.

472
00:19:17,115 --> 00:19:18,575
No, no, no, no, no.

473
00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:20,994
North is that way.

474
00:19:21,036 --> 00:19:22,120
Not according to my phone.

475
00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:24,456
Yeah, because
it's a bloody phone.

476
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,249
I've got a proper compass, bruv.

477
00:19:26,291 --> 00:19:27,625
Why have you got a compass?

478
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,061
- He's got a whole survival kit.
- Yeah, I do.

479
00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:30,420
And a huge fucking knife.

480
00:19:30,462 --> 00:19:31,588
- For whittling.
- Of course.

481
00:19:31,629 --> 00:19:32,589
Whittling, right.

482
00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:34,174
Let me see that compass.

483
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:39,012
Right, the needle's
pointing that way.

484
00:19:39,054 --> 00:19:41,056
Yes, but we're going North,

485
00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:42,766
which is "N" on the dial.

486
00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:44,684
Which means
we're going that way.

487
00:19:45,060 --> 00:19:47,645
Do you mean the dial
you can just spin around?

488
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:50,357
That changes direction depending
on which way you hold it.

489
00:19:51,566 --> 00:19:53,193
Must be broken.

490
00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:54,903
You're broken, you moron.

491
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:58,073
- I bet you wish you went with
the other group now, eh? - Yeah.

492
00:19:58,365 --> 00:19:59,699
Let's do this.

493
00:19:59,741 --> 00:20:00,867
Goggles on.

494
00:20:00,909 --> 00:20:02,077
Shut up.

495
00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:03,745
Guess you must be excited.

496
00:20:03,787 --> 00:20:05,163
About the wedding and all.

497
00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:06,790
Welcoming Sam into the family.

498
00:20:06,831 --> 00:20:08,291
Hmm.

499
00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:09,417
He's a diamond, you know.

500
00:20:11,169 --> 00:20:12,420
What's that?

501
00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:14,506
Nothing.
Nothing at all.

502
00:20:15,173 --> 00:20:16,859
Listen, I know what it's like
to have a daughter.

503
00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:18,301
The never ending worry.

504
00:20:18,343 --> 00:20:20,178
- You have a daughter?
- I have a cat.

505
00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:21,513
Don't trust children.

506
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,973
Always nicking your pills,
thinking they're sweets.

507
00:20:24,015 --> 00:20:25,618
But if Mrs. McFluff
was to make love to a man

508
00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:27,519
I'd want it to be Sam.

509
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:30,480
He's kind, tender, dependable.

510
00:20:30,522 --> 00:20:32,357
I admire your loyalty, Cheese,

511
00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:33,774
I'll say that much.

512
00:20:33,817 --> 00:20:36,528
In the heat of battle
there are few better qualities.

513
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:37,672
Oh, well if it's
loyalty you want,

514
00:20:37,696 --> 00:20:39,197
then Sam's your man.

515
00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:41,241
This one time at uni he
swallowed an entire ounce

516
00:20:41,282 --> 00:20:43,076
of weed to save me
from the rozzer.

517
00:20:43,118 --> 00:20:44,703
An entire ounce.

518
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,204
It scarred him for life.

519
00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:47,997
Mainly due to the dubious
sexual experience

520
00:20:48,039 --> 00:20:49,206
he had when he was high,

521
00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:51,042
but that's what I call
integrity.

522
00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:53,086
Yeah, it's true,
when we used to work together,

523
00:20:53,128 --> 00:20:55,170
if ever Sam was
going to get a coffee,

524
00:20:55,213 --> 00:20:57,507
he would always get one for me.

525
00:20:57,549 --> 00:20:59,050
Exactly.
That's what I'm saying.

526
00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:01,803
I'll take it under advisement.

527
00:21:01,845 --> 00:21:04,472
Tell me, why do they
call you Cheese?

528
00:21:04,514 --> 00:21:07,225
Oh, I sense a crazy
story coming on.

529
00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:10,353
Yeah.
Well, no, actually.

530
00:21:10,395 --> 00:21:13,064
I just really
fucking like cheese.

531
00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:14,441
Look, he wants the beer.

532
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:16,900
Starting early.

533
00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:18,403
Yeah.

534
00:21:19,487 --> 00:21:21,489
Ooh, here he is
dressed as a lion.

535
00:21:21,531 --> 00:21:22,866
"As a lion."

536
00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:24,617
Very cute.

537
00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:32,334
No.

538
00:21:34,586 --> 00:21:36,004
Nope.

539
00:21:37,839 --> 00:21:39,424
Nope.

540
00:21:39,883 --> 00:21:43,803
Hmm.
Soft and furry.

541
00:21:44,262 --> 00:21:46,473
Like wiping with
an actual puppy.

542
00:21:46,514 --> 00:21:49,141
Okay.
Let's do this.

543
00:21:50,769 --> 00:21:51,728
Really?

544
00:21:51,770 --> 00:21:52,788
You're having soup
at the wedding?

545
00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:53,979
Billy loves soup.

546
00:21:54,022 --> 00:21:55,314
Yeah?

547
00:21:56,691 --> 00:21:58,360
Talk of the devil.

548
00:21:58,401 --> 00:21:59,569
Well, it's actually Suzy.

549
00:21:59,611 --> 00:22:00,987
I figured.

550
00:22:01,613 --> 00:22:03,156
Hey, babe.

551
00:22:04,324 --> 00:22:06,117
Yeah, it's great.

552
00:22:06,159 --> 00:22:07,827
Yeah, we're having loads of fun.

553
00:22:08,703 --> 00:22:10,288
Nope.

554
00:22:11,414 --> 00:22:13,291
No, there are no naked women.

555
00:22:13,875 --> 00:22:15,502
I promise.

556
00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:17,671
Yeah, put him on.

557
00:22:19,130 --> 00:22:20,882
- Hello!
- Aw...

558
00:22:20,924 --> 00:22:22,341
Hello!

559
00:22:22,384 --> 00:22:24,135
Yeah, it's daddy.

560
00:22:24,177 --> 00:22:27,805
Yes, it is!
Yes, it is!

561
00:22:31,101 --> 00:22:32,185
Uh-huh.

562
00:22:32,227 --> 00:22:33,770
Okay, well
I'll see you tomorrow.

563
00:22:33,812 --> 00:22:35,729
Well give him
a big kiss from me.

564
00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:38,358
Okay, alright.

565
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:39,943
Bye. Bye.

566
00:22:41,111 --> 00:22:42,070
What is your problem?

567
00:22:42,112 --> 00:22:43,613
I'll tell you what
my problem is.

568
00:22:43,655 --> 00:22:45,115
Take a look around you.

569
00:22:45,156 --> 00:22:47,158
We're at the mercy
of the elements.

570
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:48,993
Face to face with nature.

571
00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:51,162
At war with a deadly enemy.

572
00:22:51,204 --> 00:22:53,748
For once, you have the chance

573
00:22:53,790 --> 00:22:56,501
to experience real life
and your missing it.

574
00:22:57,127 --> 00:22:58,354
This is literally not real life.

575
00:22:58,378 --> 00:22:59,587
Oh what and screaming babies

576
00:22:59,629 --> 00:23:00,940
and wedding menus,
is that real life?

577
00:23:00,964 --> 00:23:02,631
Yes. Yes, it is.
That's what grown ups do.

578
00:23:02,674 --> 00:23:04,341
Yeah, well it sounds shit!

579
00:23:04,384 --> 00:23:06,094
You know what,
I'm an idiot, right,

580
00:23:06,136 --> 00:23:07,345
I'm an idiot.

581
00:23:07,387 --> 00:23:09,639
I thought for one weekend,
just one weekend,

582
00:23:09,681 --> 00:23:12,225
we could all get together
like old times.

583
00:23:13,476 --> 00:23:15,395
The Crazy Crew.

584
00:23:16,062 --> 00:23:17,104
The Crazy Crew?

585
00:23:17,147 --> 00:23:18,249
What, you don't remember
the Crazy Crew?

586
00:23:18,273 --> 00:23:20,024
Crazy Crew!

587
00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:21,901
When I first moved
down South, the Crazy...

588
00:23:21,943 --> 00:23:23,319
Oh, I remember the Crazy Crew.

589
00:23:23,361 --> 00:23:24,755
But there's a reason we
stopped calling ourselves that

590
00:23:24,779 --> 00:23:26,632
- when we were sixteen.
- It was a terrible name.

591
00:23:26,656 --> 00:23:27,948
For one.

592
00:23:27,991 --> 00:23:29,427
But also because none of us
were actually crazy.

593
00:23:29,451 --> 00:23:31,178
All we used to do was sit
around each other's houses

594
00:23:31,202 --> 00:23:32,912
eating pizza
chatting about how one day

595
00:23:32,954 --> 00:23:35,123
we might actually
talk to some girls.

596
00:23:38,835 --> 00:23:40,086
Fine.

597
00:23:40,128 --> 00:23:41,272
I won't talk about
Billy any more.

598
00:23:41,296 --> 00:23:42,380
And I'm more than happy

599
00:23:42,422 --> 00:23:43,774
not to talk about
weddings and stuff.

600
00:23:43,798 --> 00:23:45,276
Just so I know,
what sort of "crazy" shit

601
00:23:45,300 --> 00:23:46,801
can we talk about?

602
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:51,389
Err, films.

603
00:23:54,142 --> 00:23:56,436
Football.

604
00:23:56,478 --> 00:23:59,647
Women who aren't
our wives or fiancées.

605
00:24:00,648 --> 00:24:03,234
I'm not really
into football, so...

606
00:24:03,276 --> 00:24:05,612
Ah, right, err...

607
00:24:05,653 --> 00:24:07,322
Anyone seen anything

608
00:24:07,364 --> 00:24:10,033
interesting at the flicks
recently?

609
00:24:11,493 --> 00:24:12,928
Don't think I've managed
to watch an entire film

610
00:24:12,952 --> 00:24:14,245
since Billy...

611
00:24:16,414 --> 00:24:18,500
Girls, girls, girls then.

612
00:24:20,001 --> 00:24:21,503
You seeing anyone?

613
00:24:22,087 --> 00:24:23,463
No.

614
00:24:24,047 --> 00:24:25,632
Relax.

615
00:24:26,383 --> 00:24:28,843
Relax.
Think Zen thoughts.

616
00:24:29,803 --> 00:24:32,013
Namaste.

617
00:24:43,650 --> 00:24:44,401
Fuck.

618
00:24:44,442 --> 00:24:45,443
What about online dating?

619
00:24:45,485 --> 00:24:47,195
Get with the program, grandma.

620
00:24:47,237 --> 00:24:49,781
Everyone's using apps now.

621
00:24:49,823 --> 00:24:52,575
- On your phone?
- No, on your balls.

622
00:24:52,617 --> 00:24:54,828
Well, why don't you
try that then?

623
00:24:54,869 --> 00:24:56,495
This girl at my work,

624
00:24:56,538 --> 00:24:58,123
she's on this Loved Up app,

625
00:24:58,164 --> 00:25:00,500
and she got fifteen
dick pics in a day.

626
00:25:01,584 --> 00:25:02,603
Are you worried girls
are going to send you

627
00:25:02,627 --> 00:25:03,669
pics of their cock?

628
00:25:03,712 --> 00:25:04,772
No, I just don't
want to send pictures

629
00:25:04,796 --> 00:25:06,798
of my junk to strangers.

630
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:08,257
I've got a choad.

631
00:25:09,217 --> 00:25:11,136
You understand
you don't have to do that.

632
00:25:11,177 --> 00:25:12,512
Whatevs.

633
00:25:12,554 --> 00:25:15,473
Look, my point is, it's full
of weirdos and freaks.

634
00:25:15,515 --> 00:25:16,933
Oh my God!

635
00:25:16,975 --> 00:25:18,935
Jesus Christ, Myles.

636
00:25:18,977 --> 00:25:19,978
Lock and load, bitches.

637
00:25:20,020 --> 00:25:22,480
Myles!

638
00:25:22,522 --> 00:25:24,232
We're coming for you, brother!

639
00:25:27,235 --> 00:25:28,736
Yes.

640
00:25:32,198 --> 00:25:33,908
Shall we?

641
00:25:52,635 --> 00:25:54,387
Die motherfuckers!

642
00:25:54,429 --> 00:25:55,930
Yeah!

643
00:26:03,438 --> 00:26:04,856
You alright?

644
00:26:04,898 --> 00:26:07,233
It's the booze.
I'll catch you up.

645
00:26:07,567 --> 00:26:08,777
Okay.

646
00:26:14,741 --> 00:26:17,202
Shit.

647
00:26:18,953 --> 00:26:20,580
Oh God.

648
00:27:08,003 --> 00:27:09,629
Come on, mate.

649
00:27:09,671 --> 00:27:11,297
This is all just a big game.

650
00:27:12,507 --> 00:27:13,925
Right?

651
00:27:29,190 --> 00:27:31,609
What did you fucking do?

652
00:27:38,241 --> 00:27:40,118
Oh fuck!

653
00:27:52,714 --> 00:27:55,633
Oh fuck!
Oh fuck!

654
00:27:55,675 --> 00:27:58,219
Oh fuck! Oh fuck!
Oh fuck!

655
00:27:58,261 --> 00:27:59,596
Oh fuck! Oh fuck...!

656
00:27:59,637 --> 00:28:00,804
Three zombies down.

657
00:28:00,847 --> 00:28:02,932
- Bosh!
- Crazy Crew's back, baby!

658
00:28:02,974 --> 00:28:04,391
Looks like Sam bagged one, too.

659
00:28:04,434 --> 00:28:05,601
Awesomeballs!

660
00:28:05,643 --> 00:28:07,079
- I killed him!
- Yeah, I know, I can see.

661
00:28:07,103 --> 00:28:09,189
- I killed him! - Yeah,
alright Sam. We get it.

662
00:28:09,230 --> 00:28:10,148
What's up with this guy?

663
00:28:10,190 --> 00:28:11,483
No, no, no, you don't get it.

664
00:28:11,524 --> 00:28:13,568
I'm trying to tell you
that I fucking killed him!

665
00:28:13,610 --> 00:28:15,652
When you say "killed",
do you mean...

666
00:28:15,695 --> 00:28:17,489
Fucking dead.
Dead, dead.

667
00:28:17,530 --> 00:28:19,407
Like, not stupid
fucking pretend dead.

668
00:28:19,449 --> 00:28:21,201
Actual dead.

669
00:28:22,369 --> 00:28:23,370
You killed him.

670
00:28:23,411 --> 00:28:25,038
I know, that's what
I just told you!

671
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:26,872
- Why did you do that?
- It was by mistake.

672
00:28:26,915 --> 00:28:28,332
He was attacking me

673
00:28:28,375 --> 00:28:29,918
and he was very scary
and then...

674
00:28:29,959 --> 00:28:31,378
I... I...

675
00:28:31,419 --> 00:28:33,755
- So you stabbed him through the heart?!
- Uh-huh.

676
00:28:34,422 --> 00:28:35,548
Oh fuck.

677
00:28:35,590 --> 00:28:39,135
Yeah, but let's get
this in perspective.

678
00:28:39,177 --> 00:28:40,928
He was already dead.

679
00:28:40,970 --> 00:28:42,597
What is wrong with you?

680
00:28:42,639 --> 00:28:44,599
You alright muchachos?

681
00:28:44,641 --> 00:28:46,685
The good news is,
I mullered a zombie.

682
00:28:46,726 --> 00:28:48,728
The bad news is, I was
unsuccessful in my dump.

683
00:28:48,770 --> 00:28:49,937
What the fuck?!

684
00:28:49,979 --> 00:28:50,939
Sam killed him.

685
00:28:50,980 --> 00:28:53,191
- Why?
- I didn't mean to.

686
00:28:53,233 --> 00:28:55,777
I was scared and I dropped
the truncheon and...

687
00:28:58,571 --> 00:29:00,281
Help!

688
00:29:00,323 --> 00:29:03,493
Oh thank God, he's alive!

689
00:29:09,082 --> 00:29:11,251
What the hell did you just do?!

690
00:29:11,292 --> 00:29:12,459
He was reanimating.

691
00:29:12,502 --> 00:29:13,962
He wasn't a fucking zombie!

692
00:29:14,004 --> 00:29:15,796
Yeah, maybe not before.

693
00:29:15,839 --> 00:29:17,173
But we all just saw that.

694
00:29:17,215 --> 00:29:19,842
He just said,
"Brains."

695
00:29:19,884 --> 00:29:21,678
He said, "Help."

696
00:29:21,928 --> 00:29:23,823
- I'm gonna fucking kill you!
- What is your problem?

697
00:29:23,847 --> 00:29:25,741
You're the stupidest
bloody person I've ever met!

698
00:29:25,765 --> 00:29:26,599
Just relax!

699
00:29:26,641 --> 00:29:28,143
Both of you relax, okay?

700
00:29:28,184 --> 00:29:29,912
Myles has a plan that's
going to make all of this

701
00:29:29,936 --> 00:29:31,312
just go away.

702
00:29:31,354 --> 00:29:32,397
- You do?
- Yeah.

703
00:29:32,439 --> 00:29:34,441
- What is it?
- Simple, okay.

704
00:29:34,482 --> 00:29:37,068
We bury the body under a tree.

705
00:29:37,110 --> 00:29:39,111
We keep our mouths shut.

706
00:29:39,154 --> 00:29:41,614
And hope no one notices.
You're welcome.

707
00:29:41,656 --> 00:29:42,948
- Hope no one notices?!
- Yeah.

708
00:29:42,991 --> 00:29:44,301
- That is not a plan!
- Course it is,

709
00:29:44,325 --> 00:29:45,452
it's a fucking classic.

710
00:29:45,493 --> 00:29:46,828
Trust me, this is my bag, baby.

711
00:29:46,870 --> 00:29:48,162
I'm a lawyer.

712
00:29:48,204 --> 00:29:49,640
You're a corporate lawyer,
you negotiate contracts.

713
00:29:49,664 --> 00:29:51,416
Look. Look,
we take his phone, okay?

714
00:29:51,458 --> 00:29:52,542
We keep sending texts

715
00:29:52,584 --> 00:29:54,061
to make it seem like
he's still alive,

716
00:29:54,085 --> 00:29:55,855
and by the time anyone's
figured out something's wrong

717
00:29:55,879 --> 00:29:57,421
ten groups will have
been through here.

718
00:29:57,464 --> 00:29:58,923
And these woods are big.

719
00:29:58,965 --> 00:30:00,484
It'll be weeks before
they find the body.

720
00:30:00,508 --> 00:30:01,902
They won't get
an accurate time of death.

721
00:30:01,926 --> 00:30:03,178
- This could work.
- No way.

722
00:30:03,219 --> 00:30:05,388
Okay.
Then we settle.

723
00:30:06,556 --> 00:30:08,141
We pay them off.

724
00:30:09,225 --> 00:30:10,726
Are you suggesting
we give them money

725
00:30:10,769 --> 00:30:12,812
to ignore the fact that
we killed their friend?

726
00:30:12,854 --> 00:30:14,105
Uh-huh.

727
00:30:15,732 --> 00:30:17,418
- How much money? - I don't
know, they look kind of povo.

728
00:30:17,442 --> 00:30:18,711
I reckon ten,
twenty grand a piece

729
00:30:18,735 --> 00:30:19,860
will keep them quiet.

730
00:30:19,903 --> 00:30:21,130
You'd ignore our murders
for twenty grand?

731
00:30:21,154 --> 00:30:22,214
Of course not, mate.
I'm already rich.

732
00:30:22,238 --> 00:30:23,632
I'd let someone
take out Eric for, say,

733
00:30:23,656 --> 00:30:24,573
I don't know, a hundred?

734
00:30:24,616 --> 00:30:25,908
A hundred grand?

735
00:30:25,950 --> 00:30:26,951
Cheers, bro.

736
00:30:26,993 --> 00:30:28,012
No. Apart from the fact
I don't have

737
00:30:28,036 --> 00:30:29,037
twenty grand spare,

738
00:30:29,079 --> 00:30:31,039
that is a completely
ridiculous idea.

739
00:30:31,081 --> 00:30:32,961
We could frame Brandon.
He's a massive dickhead.

740
00:30:32,999 --> 00:30:33,667
That's true.

741
00:30:33,708 --> 00:30:35,585
No, no, no, no!

742
00:30:35,627 --> 00:30:38,171
We're not paying anyone off
or framing anyone.

743
00:30:38,213 --> 00:30:38,963
Okay?

744
00:30:39,005 --> 00:30:39,881
We've got no choice.

745
00:30:39,923 --> 00:30:40,757
We'll have to go to the police.

746
00:30:40,799 --> 00:30:41,841
The police?

747
00:30:41,883 --> 00:30:42,985
Sam and Eric will go to prison.

748
00:30:43,009 --> 00:30:44,135
You understand that, right?

749
00:30:44,177 --> 00:30:45,219
It was a mistake.

750
00:30:45,261 --> 00:30:47,472
Eric may go down
for mental incompetence

751
00:30:47,514 --> 00:30:49,056
and Sam, maybe manslaughter,

752
00:30:49,099 --> 00:30:50,558
but that is still hard time.

753
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:51,935
Sam won't stand a chance

754
00:30:51,976 --> 00:30:53,621
I dunno, he seems pretty
good at shanking people.

755
00:30:53,645 --> 00:30:54,646
I can't go to prison

756
00:30:54,688 --> 00:30:56,439
I'm getting married
in three weeks.

757
00:30:56,481 --> 00:30:58,108
Rachel will be devastated.

758
00:30:58,149 --> 00:31:00,568
Gerald would never forgive me!

759
00:31:00,610 --> 00:31:01,610
Look Toby,

760
00:31:01,653 --> 00:31:03,113
if you insist on
going down this way,

761
00:31:03,154 --> 00:31:05,281
we're not going to kill you
to silence you, okay.

762
00:31:06,449 --> 00:31:07,510
I didn't think you were
till you said that.

763
00:31:07,534 --> 00:31:09,160
Why would you...

764
00:31:09,202 --> 00:31:10,161
why are you talking
about killing me?

765
00:31:10,203 --> 00:31:11,305
I said we're not
going to kill you.

766
00:31:11,329 --> 00:31:12,288
But it'd crossed your mind!

767
00:31:12,330 --> 00:31:13,372
It crossed my mind.

768
00:31:13,415 --> 00:31:14,541
All I'm saying is,

769
00:31:14,582 --> 00:31:16,710
is that you signed
the Crazy Crew charter

770
00:31:16,751 --> 00:31:18,211
just like the rest of us.

771
00:31:18,253 --> 00:31:20,714
And article twelve of the
Crazy Crew charter says,

772
00:31:20,755 --> 00:31:22,757
"Always have
a brother's back."

773
00:31:22,799 --> 00:31:23,675
Always.

774
00:31:23,717 --> 00:31:25,218
We were fourteen.

775
00:31:25,260 --> 00:31:26,612
We were talking about girls
and fights in the playground,

776
00:31:26,636 --> 00:31:28,596
not conspiracy
to fucking murder!

777
00:31:28,638 --> 00:31:30,032
- I think it was implicit.
- Totally.

778
00:31:30,056 --> 00:31:32,058
Guys, guys, I have a son

779
00:31:32,100 --> 00:31:33,435
to think about now, okay?

780
00:31:33,476 --> 00:31:35,603
Oh, you promised you weren't
going to talk about him.

781
00:31:35,645 --> 00:31:37,105
You promised
not to murder anyone!

782
00:31:37,147 --> 00:31:38,356
No, I bloody didn't!

783
00:31:38,398 --> 00:31:41,317
But fine.
Let's talk about Billy.

784
00:31:41,359 --> 00:31:42,901
How long have you
known this guy?

785
00:31:42,944 --> 00:31:44,111
Eight months.

786
00:31:44,154 --> 00:31:45,548
And has he ever said
anything interesting?

787
00:31:45,572 --> 00:31:46,613
No.

788
00:31:46,656 --> 00:31:47,675
Has he ever done
anything interesting?

789
00:31:47,699 --> 00:31:48,575
No.

790
00:31:48,616 --> 00:31:49,951
You've known Sam
for twenty years

791
00:31:49,993 --> 00:31:52,912
and he has said and done
lots of interesting things,

792
00:31:52,954 --> 00:31:54,289
so I just can't understand

793
00:31:54,330 --> 00:31:57,667
how you can possibly
prefer Billy over Sam!

794
00:31:57,709 --> 00:31:59,002
You're not even human.

795
00:31:59,044 --> 00:32:00,378
Let's face it,

796
00:32:00,420 --> 00:32:02,148
Billy could be the most
boring person in the world,

797
00:32:02,172 --> 00:32:03,548
or a complete twat.

798
00:32:03,590 --> 00:32:04,900
And you're going to throw
away your friendship

799
00:32:04,924 --> 00:32:06,509
with Sam for that?

800
00:32:06,551 --> 00:32:08,928
One day you'll grow up
and understand responsibility.

801
00:32:08,970 --> 00:32:09,846
Billy needs me.

802
00:32:09,888 --> 00:32:11,723
"Billy needs me!"

803
00:32:13,391 --> 00:32:14,351
What the fuck are you doing?

804
00:32:14,392 --> 00:32:15,852
If you let Toby wipe your bum,

805
00:32:15,894 --> 00:32:16,996
he won't send you to prison.

806
00:32:17,020 --> 00:32:18,480
Stop it!

807
00:32:19,814 --> 00:32:22,025
Look, Toby's right.

808
00:32:22,067 --> 00:32:24,110
He has got a son to think of.

809
00:32:24,152 --> 00:32:26,196
And even if little
Billy is boring.

810
00:32:26,237 --> 00:32:27,197
Or a twat.

811
00:32:27,238 --> 00:32:29,449
He's your little twat.

812
00:32:29,491 --> 00:32:31,658
Your responsibility.

813
00:32:31,910 --> 00:32:34,579
This is my responsibility,
my fault.

814
00:32:35,413 --> 00:32:37,165
I have to take the fall.

815
00:32:41,086 --> 00:32:43,171
I've got no reception.

816
00:32:45,256 --> 00:32:47,133
Can I borrow yours please?

817
00:32:51,429 --> 00:32:54,057
Oh, for fuck's sake.

818
00:32:55,266 --> 00:32:57,894
So I said, "How the hell
can she have chlamydia?

819
00:32:57,936 --> 00:32:59,205
I always taught her
to rubber up."

820
00:32:59,229 --> 00:33:01,564
Ah yes, but feline chlamydia
is often passed on

821
00:33:01,606 --> 00:33:03,233
from mother to kitten.

822
00:33:03,274 --> 00:33:05,360
Yeah, that's what they said.

823
00:33:13,702 --> 00:33:15,370
Ow!

824
00:33:16,454 --> 00:33:18,373
Oh, you wanker.

825
00:33:18,415 --> 00:33:19,791
And regroup!

826
00:33:20,542 --> 00:33:21,918
I'll tell you one thing, Gerry,

827
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:22,919
you don't have to
worry about Sam

828
00:33:22,961 --> 00:33:24,921
giving your daughter any STD's.

829
00:33:24,963 --> 00:33:26,423
He's very hygienic.

830
00:33:26,464 --> 00:33:28,216
Ooh, what an accolade.

831
00:33:28,258 --> 00:33:29,509
Yeah, it's true that.

832
00:33:29,551 --> 00:33:32,637
I happen to know for
a fact that he flosses.

833
00:33:32,679 --> 00:33:34,848
Yeah, his teeth though,
not his cock.

834
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:37,058
True. True.

835
00:34:02,250 --> 00:34:03,668
Let me get rid of that.

836
00:34:04,961 --> 00:34:06,171
Are you kidding...

837
00:34:06,212 --> 00:34:08,297
You just smeared his DNA
all over your clothes!

838
00:34:08,340 --> 00:34:09,424
Oops.

839
00:34:09,466 --> 00:34:10,967
Maybe you want to
wank onto his face.

840
00:34:11,009 --> 00:34:12,677
Make the prosecution's
case watertight.

841
00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:14,262
I'll wank onto your face.

842
00:34:14,304 --> 00:34:16,014
How is that a comeback?

843
00:34:17,474 --> 00:34:19,392
S.P. Dowie.

844
00:34:19,684 --> 00:34:21,186
One bank card.

845
00:34:21,728 --> 00:34:23,855
Two condoms.
Ribbed for her pleasure.

846
00:34:23,897 --> 00:34:25,023
Very thoughtful.

847
00:34:25,065 --> 00:34:26,608
And a Nando's loyalty card.

848
00:34:26,649 --> 00:34:27,775
Alright.

849
00:34:27,817 --> 00:34:29,461
Oh, are we stealing from
the dead now, too?

850
00:34:29,485 --> 00:34:30,713
Toby, if we're going
to convince people

851
00:34:30,737 --> 00:34:31,780
this guy's still alive

852
00:34:31,821 --> 00:34:33,298
we need to keep
his cards operational.

853
00:34:33,322 --> 00:34:34,449
Okay?

854
00:34:34,491 --> 00:34:35,283
If that means I get a free
quarter chicken

855
00:34:35,324 --> 00:34:36,201
now and then, so be it.

856
00:34:36,242 --> 00:34:37,260
- Medium?
- Mango and lime.

857
00:34:37,284 --> 00:34:38,243
- Interesting.
- Mmm.

858
00:34:38,286 --> 00:34:39,371
Oh.
Hold on.

859
00:34:43,750 --> 00:34:45,585
Bingo.
Whoo.

860
00:34:49,714 --> 00:34:50,882
Balls.

861
00:34:50,924 --> 00:34:53,217
I need his passcode
to change his passcode.

862
00:34:53,259 --> 00:34:54,052
You'll have to keep pressing it,

863
00:34:54,094 --> 00:34:55,387
make sure it doesn't lock.

864
00:34:56,221 --> 00:34:57,347
Or...

865
00:35:00,308 --> 00:35:01,351
No!

866
00:35:01,393 --> 00:35:02,769
No, you can't!

867
00:35:07,482 --> 00:35:10,567
- Jesus Christ...
- Our lord.

868
00:35:10,610 --> 00:35:13,738
Blessed art thou
in all your glory.

869
00:35:15,323 --> 00:35:17,200
Etcetera, etcetera.

870
00:35:18,243 --> 00:35:21,663
Today we offer you
our good friend...

871
00:35:25,291 --> 00:35:26,960
Steve?

872
00:35:27,002 --> 00:35:29,504
Steve's not really
a zombie name.

873
00:35:29,546 --> 00:35:31,131
- He wasn't a zombie.
- Graah.

874
00:35:31,172 --> 00:35:32,549
Now that's a zombie name.

875
00:35:32,590 --> 00:35:34,801
- He wasn't a zombie.
- It began with "S".

876
00:35:34,843 --> 00:35:35,926
Sluor.

877
00:35:35,969 --> 00:35:37,405
Now that's a proper
good zombie name.

878
00:35:37,429 --> 00:35:39,389
- He wasn't a zombie.
- One second.

879
00:35:40,098 --> 00:35:42,183
Oh, for crying out loud.

880
00:35:42,225 --> 00:35:43,308
It was Steve.

881
00:35:43,351 --> 00:35:45,061
- Good guess, Sam.
- Thanks!

882
00:35:49,107 --> 00:35:50,107
Lord.

883
00:35:51,109 --> 00:35:53,319
Please take Steve

884
00:35:55,030 --> 00:35:57,907
into your holy kingdom

885
00:35:57,949 --> 00:36:01,453
and treat him with kindness
for all eternity.

886
00:36:02,746 --> 00:36:05,957
I remember the first time
I met Steve.

887
00:36:05,999 --> 00:36:08,209
He was eyeballing me
from across the cafe

888
00:36:08,251 --> 00:36:09,627
because of something
Myles had said

889
00:36:09,669 --> 00:36:10,879
about monkey jizz.

890
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:12,756
- Positive feedback.
- Great times.

891
00:36:14,215 --> 00:36:15,759
And although I didn't
get the chance

892
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:18,803
to get to know him
as much as I'd have liked,

893
00:36:18,845 --> 00:36:20,805
from the small time
we spent together

894
00:36:20,847 --> 00:36:23,475
I could tell that Steve was a...

895
00:36:25,685 --> 00:36:27,479
- Was a...
- A bit of a cunt?

896
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:28,396
A bit of a cunt.
Yeah.

897
00:36:28,438 --> 00:36:30,273
- Bless him, he was.
- Yeah.

898
00:36:31,566 --> 00:36:33,026
- Amen?
- Amen.

899
00:36:33,068 --> 00:36:33,902
We good with God now?

900
00:36:33,943 --> 00:36:35,528
- Defo.
- Right.

901
00:36:43,036 --> 00:36:44,329
You should've seen the look on

902
00:36:44,371 --> 00:36:46,498
that stuck up prick's face
when I snuck up on him.

903
00:36:47,707 --> 00:36:49,334
What do you think of that?

904
00:36:50,168 --> 00:36:51,461
She's rough, mate.

905
00:36:51,503 --> 00:36:53,797
What are you talking about?
Look at those tits.

906
00:36:53,838 --> 00:36:55,465
You fucked a pig, mate.

907
00:36:55,507 --> 00:36:56,341
What do you think, Cam?

908
00:36:56,383 --> 00:36:57,299
At least it was female.

909
00:36:57,342 --> 00:36:58,527
I thought he was a fucking poof.

910
00:36:58,551 --> 00:36:59,969
Oh, piss off.

911
00:37:00,011 --> 00:37:01,513
Oh, yeah!

912
00:37:01,554 --> 00:37:03,848
Four hundred feet per second.

913
00:37:03,890 --> 00:37:06,810
One eighty five pound
draw weight.

914
00:37:06,851 --> 00:37:07,811
Nice.

915
00:37:07,852 --> 00:37:09,229
Fucking should be for a grand.

916
00:37:09,896 --> 00:37:11,582
So when are we gonna
go bag a deer then, eh?

917
00:37:11,606 --> 00:37:12,941
You and me?

918
00:37:12,982 --> 00:37:14,317
Never.

919
00:37:14,567 --> 00:37:16,986
- Oi, you fucking prick!
- Sorry, mate. Finger slipped.

920
00:37:17,028 --> 00:37:19,363
- I just bought that!
- Oi, rein it in!

921
00:37:19,406 --> 00:37:21,408
Any of you fucking monkeys
know where Steve is?

922
00:37:21,449 --> 00:37:22,909
He was with us on the first run.

923
00:37:22,951 --> 00:37:23,868
Don't know after that.

924
00:37:23,910 --> 00:37:25,036
Check the bog.

925
00:37:25,078 --> 00:37:26,579
One o'clock's his wank time.

926
00:37:26,621 --> 00:37:27,580
Right, ten minutes

927
00:37:27,622 --> 00:37:29,082
then back out for the next run.

928
00:37:30,375 --> 00:37:31,960
Wank time.

929
00:37:45,098 --> 00:37:47,017
Can I please have
some water now?

930
00:37:47,058 --> 00:37:48,810
I think I'm getting dehydrated.

931
00:37:51,771 --> 00:37:52,689
You twat.

932
00:37:52,731 --> 00:37:54,190
Stag rules are still in effect.

933
00:37:54,232 --> 00:37:57,110
Whoo. This guy
really had no life.

934
00:37:57,152 --> 00:37:59,070
No parents.
No girlfriend.

935
00:37:59,112 --> 00:38:00,572
Barely any friends.

936
00:38:00,613 --> 00:38:01,656
Honestly, I don't think

937
00:38:01,698 --> 00:38:02,574
a single person's
going to miss him.

938
00:38:02,615 --> 00:38:03,866
Brilliant!

939
00:38:03,908 --> 00:38:05,493
You two are awful human beings.

940
00:38:05,535 --> 00:38:07,412
Oh, he is on Loved Up though.

941
00:38:07,454 --> 00:38:08,663
Oh, let's have a look.

942
00:38:08,705 --> 00:38:10,425
Is that the thing you
were telling me about?

943
00:38:10,540 --> 00:38:11,958
So, Loved Up.

944
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:15,086
You search, right,
for girls in your local area,

945
00:38:15,128 --> 00:38:17,881
let's say aged between
twenty-two and thirty-five,

946
00:38:17,922 --> 00:38:18,882
right?

947
00:38:18,923 --> 00:38:21,676
And their profiles
pop up, like so.

948
00:38:21,718 --> 00:38:24,261
So, Mandy?
Hmm.

949
00:38:24,304 --> 00:38:26,264
What do we think about Mandy?

950
00:38:26,306 --> 00:38:29,601
Erm, well she's...
she's...

951
00:38:29,642 --> 00:38:30,935
She's a no.

952
00:38:30,977 --> 00:38:33,229
So we swipe Mandy that way,
and Mandy disappears

953
00:38:33,271 --> 00:38:35,982
and now she's
replaced by Natasha.

954
00:38:36,441 --> 00:38:37,817
No.

955
00:38:38,443 --> 00:38:39,694
Annabelle?

956
00:38:39,736 --> 00:38:40,737
No.

957
00:38:40,779 --> 00:38:42,489
- Melissa?
- No.

958
00:38:42,530 --> 00:38:44,074
- Elizabeth?
- No.

959
00:38:44,115 --> 00:38:45,991
Oh, hello, Veronica.

960
00:38:46,034 --> 00:38:47,327
Ah, yeah.

961
00:38:47,369 --> 00:38:50,538
We like Veronica,
so we swipe this way and...

962
00:38:50,580 --> 00:38:52,624
Holy shit!

963
00:38:52,665 --> 00:38:54,042
It's a match.

964
00:38:54,084 --> 00:38:55,250
She likes us, too?

965
00:38:55,293 --> 00:38:56,294
Yeah.

966
00:38:56,336 --> 00:38:57,796
Cool, so what do we do now?

967
00:38:57,837 --> 00:38:59,047
I don't know.

968
00:38:59,089 --> 00:39:00,316
I suppose we send her
pictures of our cocks.

969
00:39:00,340 --> 00:39:02,258
You don't have to send
a picture of your cock.

970
00:39:02,300 --> 00:39:03,635
Oh yeah, you're right.

971
00:39:03,677 --> 00:39:04,636
It could be anyone's.

972
00:39:04,678 --> 00:39:06,513
How can she tell the difference?

973
00:39:06,554 --> 00:39:08,074
Unless there's something
in the picture

974
00:39:08,098 --> 00:39:09,307
to give it scale,

975
00:39:09,349 --> 00:39:11,059
they basically look the same.

976
00:39:11,101 --> 00:39:13,395
I've never had a girl
like that like me.

977
00:39:13,436 --> 00:39:15,063
Yeah, one small problem.

978
00:39:15,105 --> 00:39:17,982
She doesn't actually like you,
she likes Steve.

979
00:39:18,024 --> 00:39:19,609
Oh yeah.

980
00:39:19,651 --> 00:39:21,027
Shit.

981
00:39:23,405 --> 00:39:25,907
Oh, text from Sergeant Marshall.

982
00:39:25,949 --> 00:39:26,574
Yeah?

983
00:39:26,616 --> 00:39:27,742
"Where are you?"

984
00:39:27,784 --> 00:39:29,869
Okay, okay, text back,

985
00:39:29,911 --> 00:39:31,871
"Feel like shite, boss.

986
00:39:31,913 --> 00:39:33,915
Gone home.
Sorry".

987
00:39:33,957 --> 00:39:35,000
Sent.

988
00:39:35,041 --> 00:39:36,185
- Do you think that'll work?
- Yeah.

989
00:39:36,209 --> 00:39:37,460
It better work.

990
00:39:37,502 --> 00:39:40,046
Reply.

991
00:39:40,088 --> 00:39:41,965
"See you next Saturday".

992
00:39:42,007 --> 00:39:43,216
Boom!

993
00:39:43,258 --> 00:39:44,986
And just like that we've
bought ourselves a week.

994
00:39:45,010 --> 00:39:46,428
Sweet!

995
00:40:03,903 --> 00:40:05,696
And, of course,
my great grandfather,

996
00:40:05,739 --> 00:40:08,116
Commodore Corfield
played a prominent role

997
00:40:08,158 --> 00:40:09,868
in the Dervish war.

998
00:40:09,909 --> 00:40:12,787
He was known by the locals
as "Aleunsuriat Alqasia",

999
00:40:12,829 --> 00:40:16,750
which loosely translates as,
"Cruel racist".

1000
00:40:16,791 --> 00:40:18,102
It was probably
a compliment at that time.

1001
00:40:18,126 --> 00:40:19,461
I should say.

1002
00:40:19,502 --> 00:40:22,087
After him my grandfather
captained a frigate in Burma

1003
00:40:22,130 --> 00:40:26,593
and then my father served
aboard the HMS Black Swan.

1004
00:40:26,634 --> 00:40:28,553
The Battle of Chumonchin Chan.

1005
00:40:28,595 --> 00:40:30,388
Indeed.

1006
00:40:30,430 --> 00:40:31,556
I fucking love getting baked

1007
00:40:31,598 --> 00:40:33,350
and watching
the History Channel.

1008
00:40:33,391 --> 00:40:35,685
You should try Jurassic
Fight Club on ketamine.

1009
00:40:35,727 --> 00:40:36,435
It's brutal.

1010
00:40:36,478 --> 00:40:37,937
I don't doubt it.

1011
00:40:37,979 --> 00:40:40,522
So, yes, after eleven
generations of naval men,

1012
00:40:40,565 --> 00:40:43,109
I suppose my fate
was inevitable.

1013
00:40:43,151 --> 00:40:44,819
And yourself?

1014
00:40:44,861 --> 00:40:46,696
Well, my old man was a dustman.

1015
00:40:46,738 --> 00:40:48,531
Who wore a dustman's hat?

1016
00:40:49,866 --> 00:40:52,035
No, I don't think he had a hat.

1017
00:40:52,911 --> 00:40:54,537
So, yeah, I could've
gone into that,

1018
00:40:54,579 --> 00:40:57,248
and then I thought early
mornings and shit pay,

1019
00:40:57,290 --> 00:40:59,918
figured it made more sense
to just blag my way into uni,

1020
00:40:59,959 --> 00:41:01,211
deal a few drugs

1021
00:41:01,252 --> 00:41:03,672
and hang out as long
as humanly possible.

1022
00:41:03,713 --> 00:41:05,840
Thoroughly understandable.

1023
00:41:11,971 --> 00:41:13,056
So I'm thinking,

1024
00:41:13,098 --> 00:41:14,158
come Tuesday or Wednesday
big Steve's

1025
00:41:14,182 --> 00:41:16,058
going to have
a major life rethink,

1026
00:41:16,101 --> 00:41:17,686
quit his job, move down South

1027
00:41:17,727 --> 00:41:19,979
and pursue his dream
of becoming a banker.

1028
00:41:20,021 --> 00:41:21,648
We sell that,
we're home and dry.

1029
00:41:21,690 --> 00:41:23,108
Nice.

1030
00:41:23,733 --> 00:41:25,318
What is it?

1031
00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:26,986
Is it the bunker?

1032
00:41:27,028 --> 00:41:28,404
It looks like a cabin.

1033
00:41:28,446 --> 00:41:30,740
Ah, maybe they've got water.

1034
00:41:30,782 --> 00:41:32,826
Maybe they've got a toilet.

1035
00:41:32,867 --> 00:41:35,203
We really are the
Crazy Crew, aren't we?

1036
00:41:42,919 --> 00:41:43,877
Should we knock?

1037
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:45,839
I don't think anyone lives here.

1038
00:41:49,342 --> 00:41:51,011
Hello.

1039
00:41:53,555 --> 00:41:55,432
Hello!

1040
00:42:14,159 --> 00:42:16,494
Hello.

1041
00:42:18,830 --> 00:42:20,832
Anybody home?

1042
00:42:43,563 --> 00:42:45,940
No one's been here in months.

1043
00:43:02,207 --> 00:43:03,750
Oh my God!

1044
00:43:04,417 --> 00:43:07,045
There is bog roll,
and it's quilted.

1045
00:43:07,087 --> 00:43:08,463
Awesomeballs!

1046
00:43:08,505 --> 00:43:09,756
I'll see you in ten.

1047
00:43:09,798 --> 00:43:12,049
And you thought
it wouldn't catch on.

1048
00:43:12,884 --> 00:43:14,969
Let's check for supplies.

1049
00:43:20,975 --> 00:43:22,894
I dunno, I think
this is someone's house.

1050
00:43:22,936 --> 00:43:24,205
Nah, whoever it was
would've fled

1051
00:43:24,229 --> 00:43:26,064
when the infection started.

1052
00:43:26,815 --> 00:43:28,525
Whoa, whoa, what you doing?

1053
00:43:28,566 --> 00:43:30,151
Oi!

1054
00:43:31,611 --> 00:43:33,738
- Have a beer.
- There are beers?

1055
00:43:33,780 --> 00:43:35,007
This is definitely
someone's house.

1056
00:43:35,031 --> 00:43:36,175
Well, you wouldn't
take your beer

1057
00:43:36,199 --> 00:43:37,158
if you had to flee
an infection, would you?

1058
00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:38,410
There is no infection.

1059
00:43:38,451 --> 00:43:40,453
Well, maybe the organizers
left them for us.

1060
00:43:40,495 --> 00:43:41,705
They knew we were a stag do.

1061
00:43:41,746 --> 00:43:43,456
So why is there milk?

1062
00:43:43,498 --> 00:43:44,916
Cup of tea?

1063
00:43:44,958 --> 00:43:46,126
Yeah?

1064
00:43:46,167 --> 00:43:47,585
And what about the pig out back?

1065
00:43:50,130 --> 00:43:52,215
Bacon butty?

1066
00:43:52,257 --> 00:43:54,718
Yeah, no, we should
get out of here.

1067
00:43:58,263 --> 00:43:59,346
Shit!

1068
00:43:59,389 --> 00:44:01,391
- Uh...
- The window.

1069
00:44:02,350 --> 00:44:03,810
Oh bollocks!

1070
00:44:03,852 --> 00:44:04,853
Quick, hide!

1071
00:44:04,894 --> 00:44:07,062
Err, here!

1072
00:44:08,523 --> 00:44:10,191
Come on!

1073
00:44:10,442 --> 00:44:12,277
There's not much space in here!

1074
00:44:12,318 --> 00:44:13,236
Ow!

1075
00:44:13,278 --> 00:44:14,029
There's tons of room in there!

1076
00:44:14,070 --> 00:44:15,321
I'm not a fucking cat!

1077
00:44:15,363 --> 00:44:16,948
Just turn round,
tuck your legs in!

1078
00:44:16,990 --> 00:44:19,575
Ow! Ow!
I'm stuck!

1079
00:44:26,207 --> 00:44:28,000
I can't see,

1080
00:44:28,626 --> 00:44:31,296
but I feel like something
might've happened.

1081
00:44:32,005 --> 00:44:34,507
What the fuck are you
doing in my house?

1082
00:44:34,549 --> 00:44:35,967
I understand this looks bad,

1083
00:44:36,009 --> 00:44:38,970
but there's actually a perfectly
reasonable explanation.

1084
00:44:39,012 --> 00:44:40,347
True, there is.

1085
00:44:40,388 --> 00:44:42,241
- You see, we thought it was empty
- It's not empty.

1086
00:44:42,265 --> 00:44:43,975
We didn't think
anyone lived here.

1087
00:44:44,017 --> 00:44:45,477
Now why would you think that?

1088
00:44:45,518 --> 00:44:48,063
Well, it's a bit of a shithole.

1089
00:44:48,855 --> 00:44:49,898
Shithole?!

1090
00:44:49,939 --> 00:44:50,982
He said that, not me.

1091
00:44:51,024 --> 00:44:52,442
What's he doing in my cupboard?

1092
00:44:52,484 --> 00:44:53,610
Well, erm...

1093
00:44:53,651 --> 00:44:54,986
Are you drinking my beer?!

1094
00:44:55,028 --> 00:44:56,321
No, no, well, yes.

1095
00:44:56,363 --> 00:44:58,073
I'm gonna fucking kill...

1096
00:44:58,114 --> 00:44:59,074
Right!

1097
00:44:59,115 --> 00:45:01,200
Right! Right!

1098
00:45:01,242 --> 00:45:02,827
That's it!
I've had enough!

1099
00:45:02,869 --> 00:45:04,913
All of you,
all day, overreacting,

1100
00:45:04,954 --> 00:45:07,082
behaving like bloody lunatics!

1101
00:45:07,123 --> 00:45:08,500
Sam, apologize
to this gentleman.

1102
00:45:08,541 --> 00:45:10,335
- Oh, but...
- Just do it!

1103
00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:13,338
I'm sorry.

1104
00:45:13,380 --> 00:45:15,340
- Fuck off.
- And you.

1105
00:45:15,382 --> 00:45:18,009
You need to take a long,
hard look at yourself.

1106
00:45:18,051 --> 00:45:19,469
This place is a shithole.

1107
00:45:19,511 --> 00:45:21,322
When was the last time you
cleaned your rooms, huh?

1108
00:45:21,346 --> 00:45:23,139
And what on Earth
were you thinking,

1109
00:45:23,181 --> 00:45:26,184
storming in like that
threatening to kill us?

1110
00:45:26,226 --> 00:45:28,436
You're a little old man,
there's three of us!

1111
00:45:28,478 --> 00:45:29,646
Honestly, at your age,

1112
00:45:29,688 --> 00:45:31,481
you should be ashamed
of yourself.

1113
00:45:31,523 --> 00:45:33,191
Now you need to take a moment,

1114
00:45:33,233 --> 00:45:36,111
take a deep breath
and calm the hell down!

1115
00:45:42,867 --> 00:45:44,661
I'll show you fucking calm!

1116
00:45:44,703 --> 00:45:46,496
No, no, no, just wait, wait!

1117
00:45:53,336 --> 00:45:56,589
Time to shut that big
fucking mouth of yours.

1118
00:45:57,048 --> 00:45:59,049
You're a dead man!

1119
00:46:10,895 --> 00:46:12,397
Oh shit.

1120
00:46:12,439 --> 00:46:14,190
What's happening guys?

1121
00:46:14,232 --> 00:46:16,651
Oh shit.

1122
00:46:16,693 --> 00:46:17,527
Guys?

1123
00:46:17,569 --> 00:46:18,987
That was not my fault.

1124
00:46:19,029 --> 00:46:20,280
Guys, what the hell is go...

1125
00:46:20,321 --> 00:46:21,740
Oh, for crying out loud.

1126
00:46:21,781 --> 00:46:22,949
It's not my fault.

1127
00:46:22,991 --> 00:46:24,176
How comes every time
I go to squeeze one out

1128
00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:25,386
you end up killing someone, eh?

1129
00:46:25,410 --> 00:46:26,971
It was a heart attack.
It's natural causes.

1130
00:46:26,995 --> 00:46:28,163
Yeah, I know,

1131
00:46:28,204 --> 00:46:29,223
I'm sure the coroner
will come to that exact

1132
00:46:29,247 --> 00:46:30,307
same conclusion when he pulls

1133
00:46:30,331 --> 00:46:32,417
the fucking knife
out of his chest.

1134
00:46:32,459 --> 00:46:35,169
- It looks bad, doesn't it?
- Just a little bit, yeah.

1135
00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:39,132
Can someone help me
out of here, please?

1136
00:46:39,799 --> 00:46:41,134
Right.

1137
00:46:54,731 --> 00:46:55,774
So in about a mile

1138
00:46:55,815 --> 00:46:57,126
there should be a road
off to the left,

1139
00:46:57,150 --> 00:46:58,109
and then it's just a few
hundred meters from there.

1140
00:46:58,151 --> 00:46:59,319
Okay.

1141
00:46:59,944 --> 00:47:01,784
- Slow down, will you?
- I'm not even speeding.

1142
00:47:01,821 --> 00:47:03,615
The last thing we want
is to get pulled over.

1143
00:47:03,656 --> 00:47:05,325
Why would there be
any police out here?

1144
00:47:05,367 --> 00:47:08,244
Oh, other than all the
murders you've been doing.

1145
00:47:08,286 --> 00:47:09,621
Look, it's four o'clock already.

1146
00:47:09,662 --> 00:47:10,931
We need to get
to the rendezvous point

1147
00:47:10,955 --> 00:47:12,266
before anyone starts
getting suspicious, okay?

1148
00:47:12,290 --> 00:47:13,434
Yeah, and we don't
want to leave Gerald

1149
00:47:13,458 --> 00:47:15,251
with that lot
longer than we have to.

1150
00:47:15,293 --> 00:47:16,312
Well we're not going
to get there very quickly

1151
00:47:16,336 --> 00:47:17,462
if we crash, are we?

1152
00:47:17,504 --> 00:47:18,814
Oh, just because you drive
like Miss Daisy,

1153
00:47:18,838 --> 00:47:20,131
doesn't make you a safer driver.

1154
00:47:20,173 --> 00:47:21,131
Yes, it does.

1155
00:47:21,174 --> 00:47:22,318
No, you plod along like a snail,

1156
00:47:22,342 --> 00:47:23,486
but your brain's
all over the place

1157
00:47:23,510 --> 00:47:24,987
thinking about
a million other things,

1158
00:47:25,011 --> 00:47:26,322
blissfully unaware
of all the carnage

1159
00:47:26,346 --> 00:47:27,389
your causing around you.

1160
00:47:27,430 --> 00:47:29,808
I, on the other hand,
am switched on,

1161
00:47:29,849 --> 00:47:31,476
in the moment and focussed.

1162
00:47:31,518 --> 00:47:32,936
If you say so.

1163
00:47:32,977 --> 00:47:35,562
So who do you guys think
is the safer driver, me or Toby?

1164
00:47:41,069 --> 00:47:42,904
Right.

1165
00:47:42,946 --> 00:47:44,698
Ah.

1166
00:48:00,714 --> 00:48:02,007
Hello.

1167
00:48:04,426 --> 00:48:05,509
Hello!

1168
00:48:05,552 --> 00:48:06,511
Sam, his head and legs
are pointing

1169
00:48:06,553 --> 00:48:08,346
in opposite directions.

1170
00:48:10,306 --> 00:48:12,100
In for a penny.

1171
00:48:12,559 --> 00:48:14,019
Come on.

1172
00:48:14,060 --> 00:48:15,645
- I'll get his head.
- Yeah.

1173
00:48:19,357 --> 00:48:21,359
- Let me get this straight.
- Mm-hmm.

1174
00:48:21,401 --> 00:48:24,486
- The old man kills the two zombies.
- Yeah.

1175
00:48:24,529 --> 00:48:25,697
And then in a fit of guilt,

1176
00:48:25,739 --> 00:48:27,157
decides to take his own life.

1177
00:48:27,198 --> 00:48:28,199
Yes.

1178
00:48:28,241 --> 00:48:29,701
By committing harakiri

1179
00:48:29,743 --> 00:48:31,202
whilst driving his car
into the lake.

1180
00:48:31,244 --> 00:48:32,537
Exactly.

1181
00:48:32,579 --> 00:48:33,830
That's believable.

1182
00:48:33,872 --> 00:48:36,124
Look, all we need
is reasonable doubt.

1183
00:48:36,166 --> 00:48:37,751
You got a better idea?

1184
00:48:39,336 --> 00:48:40,627
- No.
- Right.

1185
00:48:40,670 --> 00:48:41,921
Let's do this.

1186
00:48:41,963 --> 00:48:45,008
One, two, three!

1187
00:49:07,697 --> 00:49:09,783
Yeah, that's fine.

1188
00:49:09,824 --> 00:49:11,993
Yeah, it'll do.
Job done.

1189
00:49:24,964 --> 00:49:26,591
Fascinating.

1190
00:49:26,633 --> 00:49:28,176
Simply fascinating.

1191
00:49:29,969 --> 00:49:31,680
This place is amazing.

1192
00:49:31,721 --> 00:49:33,848
There's another two floors
below this one,

1193
00:49:33,890 --> 00:49:35,100
but it's all taped off.

1194
00:49:35,141 --> 00:49:36,744
Which could probably
be explained by the fact

1195
00:49:36,768 --> 00:49:39,270
I found this hidden away
in the corner.

1196
00:49:39,312 --> 00:49:42,774
So, bear in mind that
all the while you marvel

1197
00:49:42,816 --> 00:49:44,942
at the museum pieces,

1198
00:49:44,984 --> 00:49:46,319
your swimmers are being mutated

1199
00:49:46,361 --> 00:49:48,029
by some second
world war plutonium.

1200
00:49:48,071 --> 00:49:49,698
Don't be ridiculous, mate.

1201
00:49:49,739 --> 00:49:50,949
This place is cold war.

1202
00:49:50,990 --> 00:49:52,366
Well met, Cheese.

1203
00:49:52,409 --> 00:49:53,618
Oh, my bad.

1204
00:49:53,660 --> 00:49:55,137
Tell you who would've
also known that Gerry.

1205
00:49:55,161 --> 00:49:56,204
Sam.

1206
00:49:56,246 --> 00:49:58,331
- He's a genius.
- Is that so?

1207
00:49:58,373 --> 00:49:59,332
Nope.

1208
00:49:59,374 --> 00:50:00,290
Oh yeah?

1209
00:50:00,333 --> 00:50:02,252
Well then how comes he's a...

1210
00:50:02,293 --> 00:50:04,087
Al, what is it you lot do again?

1211
00:50:04,129 --> 00:50:05,147
Well, when I worked with him

1212
00:50:05,171 --> 00:50:06,673
we did data entry.

1213
00:50:06,715 --> 00:50:08,341
Data.
Exactly.

1214
00:50:08,383 --> 00:50:09,676
You don't get to enter "data"

1215
00:50:09,718 --> 00:50:11,344
without being pretty
damn smart, do you?

1216
00:50:11,386 --> 00:50:13,680
About a year ago,
Sam started this new diet.

1217
00:50:13,722 --> 00:50:15,015
He was convinced

1218
00:50:15,056 --> 00:50:16,367
that he could live
perfectly healthily

1219
00:50:16,391 --> 00:50:19,394
by only ever eating
extra strong mints.

1220
00:50:19,436 --> 00:50:20,562
Yeah, well,

1221
00:50:20,603 --> 00:50:22,397
that's fucking true, isn't it?

1222
00:50:22,439 --> 00:50:24,190
Have a look at the packet.

1223
00:50:24,232 --> 00:50:26,692
Fat, carbohydrate, protein.

1224
00:50:26,735 --> 00:50:27,819
That's the lot, basically.

1225
00:50:27,861 --> 00:50:29,362
It's what they call a superfood.

1226
00:50:29,404 --> 00:50:30,864
Gerry?

1227
00:50:30,905 --> 00:50:32,282
Thank you.

1228
00:50:36,536 --> 00:50:37,746
Hmm.

1229
00:50:48,757 --> 00:50:49,716
You made me look like

1230
00:50:49,758 --> 00:50:51,176
a right fucking tranny,
you bitch!

1231
00:50:51,217 --> 00:50:52,886
Did I?

1232
00:50:58,600 --> 00:50:59,558
Yeah, you alright, Sarge?

1233
00:50:59,601 --> 00:51:00,661
Jenks, I'm in the bunker, mate.

1234
00:51:00,685 --> 00:51:01,871
Just waiting for
the second group.

1235
00:51:01,895 --> 00:51:03,122
Should be ready
for you in a bit.

1236
00:51:03,146 --> 00:51:04,415
Alright, well we're ready
to go here, mate.

1237
00:51:04,439 --> 00:51:05,982
We're a bit short
fucking staffed.

1238
00:51:06,024 --> 00:51:07,567
Steve's still missing,

1239
00:51:07,609 --> 00:51:09,736
and now Dennis has gone AWOL.

1240
00:51:09,778 --> 00:51:10,736
What's his excuse?

1241
00:51:10,779 --> 00:51:11,905
I dunno.

1242
00:51:11,946 --> 00:51:12,906
Dougie dropped him off
at Sharpe's Quarry

1243
00:51:12,947 --> 00:51:14,199
on the last run.

1244
00:51:14,240 --> 00:51:15,533
Last anybody saw of him.

1245
00:51:15,575 --> 00:51:16,408
You don't think him and Steve

1246
00:51:16,451 --> 00:51:17,702
are up to something, do you?

1247
00:51:18,495 --> 00:51:20,372
What exactly did
Steve's text say?

1248
00:51:20,413 --> 00:51:22,165
He said he was sick,

1249
00:51:22,207 --> 00:51:24,459
and then he said something
about awesome balls.

1250
00:51:25,585 --> 00:51:27,879
Awesome balls?

1251
00:51:27,921 --> 00:51:29,089
What the fuck does that mean?

1252
00:51:29,130 --> 00:51:30,423
I've no idea, mate.

1253
00:51:30,465 --> 00:51:32,318
Listen, do me a favor,
take a couple of the boys,

1254
00:51:32,342 --> 00:51:34,511
go and have a look round,
alright, just in case.

1255
00:51:36,346 --> 00:51:37,722
Right!

1256
00:51:39,265 --> 00:51:40,517
Remember,

1257
00:51:40,558 --> 00:51:42,060
we all keep our stories straight

1258
00:51:42,102 --> 00:51:43,812
and everything's going
to be fine, okay?

1259
00:51:43,853 --> 00:51:45,164
What are we going
to say to Gerald?

1260
00:51:45,188 --> 00:51:46,815
- He's gonna know.
- Jesus, Sam,

1261
00:51:46,856 --> 00:51:48,417
will you stop worrying
about bloody Gerald.

1262
00:51:48,441 --> 00:51:49,877
Why do you care so much
about what he thinks?

1263
00:51:49,901 --> 00:51:51,486
Er, because he's
my father-in-law

1264
00:51:51,528 --> 00:51:52,713
and he clearly doesn't like me.

1265
00:51:52,737 --> 00:51:53,756
Of course he doesn't like you,

1266
00:51:53,780 --> 00:51:55,407
you jizz on his daughter.

1267
00:51:55,448 --> 00:51:56,574
So what?
Fuck him.

1268
00:51:56,616 --> 00:51:57,492
Fuck him.

1269
00:51:57,534 --> 00:51:58,678
Fuck him and his
stiff upper lip.

1270
00:51:58,702 --> 00:52:00,221
Fuck him and his fake
military history.

1271
00:52:00,245 --> 00:52:02,705
- I expect you've killed more people than him.
- Exactly.

1272
00:52:02,747 --> 00:52:05,834
However, for the
purposes of the here

1273
00:52:05,875 --> 00:52:07,127
and the now,

1274
00:52:07,168 --> 00:52:11,631
we definitely didn't
kill anyone, right?

1275
00:52:12,799 --> 00:52:13,883
Right.

1276
00:52:13,925 --> 00:52:15,260
Obviously.

1277
00:52:19,597 --> 00:52:21,266
Gotcha.

1278
00:52:30,233 --> 00:52:31,651
- Ah!
- Sammy!

1279
00:52:31,693 --> 00:52:34,195
Look who decided
to join the festivities.

1280
00:52:34,237 --> 00:52:35,321
Hi, guys.

1281
00:52:35,363 --> 00:52:37,198
Let me beer you up, bro.

1282
00:52:37,866 --> 00:52:39,492
I'm having the best time.

1283
00:52:39,534 --> 00:52:42,704
Hey, are you guys all having
as much fun as us nutters?

1284
00:52:42,746 --> 00:52:45,331
Oh yeah!

1285
00:52:45,373 --> 00:52:47,250
- It's been wicked.
- Absolutely.

1286
00:52:47,292 --> 00:52:48,500
Alright, boys.

1287
00:52:49,044 --> 00:52:53,131
Cheese, what the fuuuuuu... okay.

1288
00:53:02,182 --> 00:53:05,852
That was exemplary chronic.

1289
00:53:06,644 --> 00:53:07,937
Sam?

1290
00:53:07,979 --> 00:53:08,730
Huh?

1291
00:53:08,772 --> 00:53:09,898
Take a hit.

1292
00:53:09,939 --> 00:53:12,567
Oh no, no,
I don't, it makes me...

1293
00:53:12,609 --> 00:53:14,486
I had a bad experience one time.

1294
00:53:14,527 --> 00:53:16,905
I know, Sam, don't worry.

1295
00:53:16,946 --> 00:53:19,449
No one's going to
do that to you here.

1296
00:53:19,949 --> 00:53:22,660
Come on, Sam,
don't be an enormous pussy!

1297
00:53:22,702 --> 00:53:25,121
Oh, well, I guess
I could do a little bit.

1298
00:53:25,163 --> 00:53:26,623
- You don't have to.
- Yes he does.

1299
00:53:26,664 --> 00:53:28,083
Wouldn't he be less of a pussy

1300
00:53:28,124 --> 00:53:29,959
if he just said no?

1301
00:53:30,001 --> 00:53:31,044
Nope.

1302
00:53:31,086 --> 00:53:33,212
It's fine, guys.

1303
00:53:33,254 --> 00:53:35,256
I can do a little bit.

1304
00:53:35,298 --> 00:53:36,883
Go on, Sam.

1305
00:53:45,767 --> 00:53:47,352
Hold it.

1306
00:53:47,394 --> 00:53:48,895
Hold it.

1307
00:53:48,937 --> 00:53:51,606
Hold it! Hold it!
Hold it!

1308
00:53:51,648 --> 00:53:54,693
Hold it! Hold it!
Hold it!

1309
00:53:54,734 --> 00:53:55,944
Hold it...!

1310
00:53:55,985 --> 00:53:57,862
You finally made it back then.

1311
00:53:57,904 --> 00:53:58,947
What kept you?

1312
00:53:58,988 --> 00:54:00,490
Nothing.

1313
00:54:01,157 --> 00:54:02,784
Did you meet much resistance?

1314
00:54:02,826 --> 00:54:04,452
How many did you kill
then, soldier?

1315
00:54:04,494 --> 00:54:05,537
Kill?

1316
00:54:05,578 --> 00:54:07,163
No, no, no, we've not
killed anyone.

1317
00:54:07,205 --> 00:54:09,290
- No, no, no. Nobody.
- No, nobody, nada.

1318
00:54:09,332 --> 00:54:10,476
What do you mean, you made
it all the way back here

1319
00:54:10,500 --> 00:54:12,544
without running into any undead?

1320
00:54:13,128 --> 00:54:15,672
Of course,
we killed quite a few zombies.

1321
00:54:15,714 --> 00:54:17,090
Er, four?

1322
00:54:17,132 --> 00:54:18,299
No, no, five.

1323
00:54:18,341 --> 00:54:20,468
Sam's just a bit confused
from all the...

1324
00:54:22,846 --> 00:54:24,806
Sam actually killed two
all by himself.

1325
00:54:24,848 --> 00:54:26,349
It was quite impressive.

1326
00:54:27,183 --> 00:54:28,661
Well let's not get
ahead of ourselves.

1327
00:54:28,685 --> 00:54:30,437
Plenty of work to be done yet.

1328
00:54:30,478 --> 00:54:32,480
Now dusk is approaching

1329
00:54:32,522 --> 00:54:35,357
and come nightfall the undead
will be back in force.

1330
00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:37,485
Now we need to lock
this place down

1331
00:54:37,527 --> 00:54:39,446
and prepare for the onslaught.

1332
00:54:39,487 --> 00:54:41,448
But before we do,

1333
00:54:41,489 --> 00:54:43,491
someone wants to have
a little word with you.

1334
00:54:43,533 --> 00:54:45,118
- Me?
- You.

1335
00:54:49,539 --> 00:54:51,499
Police Constable Diamond!

1336
00:54:52,125 --> 00:54:54,210
Samuel Ward?

1337
00:54:54,252 --> 00:54:55,128
Yeah.

1338
00:54:55,170 --> 00:54:58,089
You're in a lot of trouble.

1339
00:54:58,131 --> 00:55:01,051
I know what you've done.

1340
00:55:01,092 --> 00:55:05,680
- But, erm...
- You've been a bad,

1341
00:55:05,722 --> 00:55:08,391
bad, bad boy.

1342
00:55:22,405 --> 00:55:24,240
Right, come on lads,
get in there!

1343
00:55:24,783 --> 00:55:26,451
Yeah well

1344
00:55:26,493 --> 00:55:30,330
You know what I got
from my reputation before

1345
00:55:32,248 --> 00:55:34,042
I smashed the law

1346
00:55:35,418 --> 00:55:36,628
Uh-huh.

1347
00:55:36,670 --> 00:55:38,272
I'm sure we definitely
said no to strippers.

1348
00:55:38,296 --> 00:55:40,089
I'm pretty sure you
said no to strippers,

1349
00:55:40,131 --> 00:55:42,216
but then I ignored you
and booked a stripper.

1350
00:55:42,258 --> 00:55:45,803
Move that body next to mine

1351
00:55:45,845 --> 00:55:48,765
Watch out, I'm coming your way

1352
00:55:48,807 --> 00:55:51,058
Suzy's going to go mad
when she finds out.

1353
00:55:51,101 --> 00:55:52,227
Here's an idea.

1354
00:55:52,268 --> 00:55:52,936
Don't tell her.

1355
00:55:52,977 --> 00:55:53,895
Yeah, don't tell her.

1356
00:55:53,937 --> 00:55:55,563
We tell each other everything.

1357
00:56:00,652 --> 00:56:02,088
Yeah, I'll probably just
shove that one in the vault.

1358
00:56:02,112 --> 00:56:03,947
- Yeah, yeah.
- Good idea.

1359
00:56:05,115 --> 00:56:08,618
Good times on,
bring the good times on

1360
00:56:08,660 --> 00:56:10,787
Let the good times roll

1361
00:56:12,205 --> 00:56:13,498
Dennis!

1362
00:56:13,540 --> 00:56:16,459
I turned out your body
three times before

1363
00:56:16,501 --> 00:56:17,877
I want to lay it down

1364
00:56:17,919 --> 00:56:20,504
Where are you, you stupid twat?

1365
00:56:20,547 --> 00:56:24,509
The man in need
you know is what you need

1366
00:56:24,551 --> 00:56:25,927
Dennis!

1367
00:56:25,969 --> 00:56:28,680
I got champaign moves,
every hot girl's dream

1368
00:56:29,597 --> 00:56:31,057
Give me a belt!

1369
00:56:31,599 --> 00:56:33,852
No, no, no.
What you doing?

1370
00:56:35,478 --> 00:56:37,147
I've got one.

1371
00:56:44,320 --> 00:56:47,949
Move that body next to mine

1372
00:56:47,991 --> 00:56:50,827
Watch out, I'm coming your way

1373
00:56:51,494 --> 00:56:52,954
You've been naughty!

1374
00:56:52,996 --> 00:56:54,122
Go on, hit him!

1375
00:56:54,164 --> 00:56:55,832
Are you sorry?

1376
00:56:56,291 --> 00:56:58,543
Beat him!
Go on!

1377
00:56:58,585 --> 00:57:01,046
Bring the good times home

1378
00:57:01,087 --> 00:57:03,173
Bring the good times home

1379
00:57:03,214 --> 00:57:06,134
And let the good times roll

1380
00:57:07,052 --> 00:57:08,678
Bring the good times home

1381
00:57:08,720 --> 00:57:09,971
Jenks, what's happening, mate?

1382
00:57:10,013 --> 00:57:11,306
Sarge.

1383
00:57:11,890 --> 00:57:13,767
You're not gonna
fucking believe this.

1384
00:57:15,477 --> 00:57:17,228
Behave.

1385
00:57:21,399 --> 00:57:22,399
Yes.

1386
00:57:24,027 --> 00:57:25,612
Say you're sorry.

1387
00:57:25,653 --> 00:57:26,696
I'm sorry.

1388
00:57:26,738 --> 00:57:29,115
I didn't hear you!

1389
00:57:29,157 --> 00:57:30,909
I feel humiliated
just watching this.

1390
00:57:35,663 --> 00:57:37,374
I'm lactose intolerant.

1391
00:57:49,386 --> 00:57:50,845
Bravo!

1392
00:57:54,307 --> 00:57:56,225
Right, ten pounds each please.

1393
00:57:56,267 --> 00:57:58,185
Ah, that's worth every penny.

1394
00:57:58,228 --> 00:57:59,521
Thank you.

1395
00:57:59,562 --> 00:58:01,022
Thank you.

1396
00:58:01,064 --> 00:58:02,357
Thank you.

1397
00:58:02,399 --> 00:58:03,817
Yes, Cheese.

1398
00:58:06,945 --> 00:58:08,238
There you go, Diamond.

1399
00:58:08,279 --> 00:58:09,406
Thanks, love.

1400
00:58:09,447 --> 00:58:11,449
No, no, no, no.
Thank you.

1401
00:58:12,450 --> 00:58:14,202
You were awesomeballs.

1402
00:58:15,954 --> 00:58:17,706
You were awesomeballs.

1403
00:58:17,747 --> 00:58:20,667
Awesomeballs.

1404
00:58:21,459 --> 00:58:24,004
Hey, good luck with the wedding.

1405
00:58:25,255 --> 00:58:28,591
Well, if you gentlemen
will excuse me a moment,

1406
00:58:28,633 --> 00:58:30,009
I'll just...

1407
00:58:32,303 --> 00:58:33,346
Back the fuck up,

1408
00:58:33,388 --> 00:58:34,764
or I'll snap his fucking neck!

1409
00:58:34,806 --> 00:58:36,224
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait.

1410
00:58:36,266 --> 00:58:37,392
I know what you did.

1411
00:58:37,434 --> 00:58:39,060
- We haven't done anything!
- Don't lie.

1412
00:58:39,102 --> 00:58:40,746
- We don't know what the hell you're talking about.
- Yeah?

1413
00:58:40,770 --> 00:58:42,313
Well he does.
They do.

1414
00:58:42,355 --> 00:58:43,606
What have you done, Sam?

1415
00:58:43,648 --> 00:58:45,001
I think there's been
a little misunderstanding.

1416
00:58:45,025 --> 00:58:46,109
Misunderstanding?

1417
00:58:46,151 --> 00:58:47,569
You killed Steve and Dennis!

1418
00:58:47,610 --> 00:58:48,111
You did what?

1419
00:58:48,153 --> 00:58:49,946
Well, I, erm...

1420
00:58:49,988 --> 00:58:51,489
You bloody imbecile!

1421
00:58:51,531 --> 00:58:53,616
No, it wasn't just me, it was...

1422
00:58:53,658 --> 00:58:54,659
Crazy Crew!

1423
00:58:54,701 --> 00:58:55,785
- Not now.
- Yeah, sorry.

1424
00:58:55,827 --> 00:58:57,954
Look, it wasn't our fault, okay.

1425
00:58:57,996 --> 00:58:59,247
They attacked us, and...

1426
00:58:59,289 --> 00:59:00,599
That's what they
were supposed to do!

1427
00:59:00,623 --> 00:59:01,666
Whoa, whoa, look,

1428
00:59:01,708 --> 00:59:03,585
I'm sure that if Sam
killed somebody,

1429
00:59:03,626 --> 00:59:04,544
he had a good reason.

1430
00:59:04,586 --> 00:59:06,671
Yeah, cause he...
he's like...

1431
00:59:06,713 --> 00:59:08,840
you know what I mean?

1432
00:59:10,008 --> 00:59:11,384
I don't believe this.

1433
00:59:11,426 --> 00:59:13,053
I didn't even want to be here.

1434
00:59:13,094 --> 00:59:15,347
But Michelle's all,
"Oh, he's my brother,

1435
00:59:15,388 --> 00:59:16,639
and you have to".

1436
00:59:16,681 --> 00:59:18,075
I told her, "Fuck your
brother, Michelle,

1437
00:59:18,099 --> 00:59:19,434
he's a fucking idiot.

1438
00:59:19,476 --> 00:59:22,520
And his friends,
bunch of fucking idiots, too"!

1439
00:59:23,313 --> 00:59:24,540
I didn't want to spend
the weekend with you

1440
00:59:24,564 --> 00:59:26,083
and I'm certainly not
going to prison for you.

1441
00:59:26,107 --> 00:59:27,317
Whoa, what you doing?

1442
00:59:27,359 --> 00:59:28,317
What do you think I'm doing?

1443
00:59:28,360 --> 00:59:29,319
I'm calling the police.

1444
00:59:29,361 --> 00:59:31,154
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on, pal.

1445
00:59:31,196 --> 00:59:33,490
Nobody sends my
best friend to prison.

1446
00:59:33,531 --> 00:59:36,659
He ain't your best friend,
you deluded moron.

1447
00:59:39,871 --> 00:59:41,664
You're a total bastard, mate!

1448
00:59:41,706 --> 00:59:42,957
- Yeah!
- Yeah,

1449
00:59:42,999 --> 00:59:45,377
yeah, and none of us
even wanted you here!

1450
00:59:45,418 --> 00:59:46,878
- Yeah!
- And I boned Michelle

1451
00:59:46,920 --> 00:59:48,189
whilst you were away
on business,

1452
00:59:48,213 --> 00:59:49,798
so who's the idiot now?

1453
00:59:50,715 --> 00:59:52,676
- Oh, that's my sister!
- Sorry, mate.

1454
00:59:52,717 --> 00:59:55,720
Look, Sergeant Marshall,
if that is your real name.

1455
00:59:55,762 --> 00:59:57,562
I can tell that behind
your slightly psychotic

1456
00:59:57,597 --> 00:59:58,848
and cruel exterior,

1457
00:59:58,890 --> 01:00:00,350
you're a reasonable man.

1458
01:00:00,392 --> 01:00:02,352
I'm sure we can work
something out, hmm?

1459
01:00:02,394 --> 01:00:04,312
How does ten grand sound?

1460
01:00:04,354 --> 01:00:05,814
- Ten grand?
- Twenty.

1461
01:00:05,855 --> 01:00:06,999
- Really? - I'm going to go
as high as thirty, but...

1462
01:00:07,023 --> 01:00:08,042
They're my fucking friends!

1463
01:00:08,066 --> 01:00:09,024
Look, the police aren't coming,

1464
01:00:09,067 --> 01:00:10,026
so make us an offer!

1465
01:00:10,068 --> 01:00:10,944
The police?

1466
01:00:10,985 --> 01:00:12,821
No, you don't get it, do you.

1467
01:00:12,862 --> 01:00:14,197
I'm not a reasonable man,

1468
01:00:14,239 --> 01:00:16,116
and I am psychotic and cruel.

1469
01:00:16,157 --> 01:00:17,701
But I am nothing compared

1470
01:00:17,742 --> 01:00:20,120
to that ruthless bunch
of cunts out there.

1471
01:00:20,161 --> 01:00:22,622
See, some people join the army
cause they wanna protect

1472
01:00:22,664 --> 01:00:25,041
flabby bags of shit
like you lot.

1473
01:00:25,083 --> 01:00:26,084
But not them.

1474
01:00:26,126 --> 01:00:27,544
No, no, no, they got in

1475
01:00:27,585 --> 01:00:29,212
cause they crave a bit of blood

1476
01:00:29,254 --> 01:00:30,380
and a bit of violence.

1477
01:00:30,422 --> 01:00:31,732
And it's the only place
a killer can kill

1478
01:00:31,756 --> 01:00:33,258
and get away with it.

1479
01:00:33,299 --> 01:00:35,051
So when I tell 'em
what you've all done,

1480
01:00:35,093 --> 01:00:37,220
you pussies are going
to fucking wish

1481
01:00:37,262 --> 01:00:38,763
that it was the police
after you.

1482
01:00:42,809 --> 01:00:44,144
Put that phone down

1483
01:00:44,185 --> 01:00:45,562
and let my father-in-law go

1484
01:00:45,603 --> 01:00:47,105
or you're a dead man!

1485
01:00:47,147 --> 01:00:48,982
You ain't got the
fucking balls, son.

1486
01:00:49,024 --> 01:00:51,067
- You're right, he hasn't.
- I do.

1487
01:00:51,109 --> 01:00:52,067
I swear I'll do it.

1488
01:00:52,110 --> 01:00:53,236
Yeah, you'll fucking miss.

1489
01:00:53,278 --> 01:00:54,654
Put the knife down, Sam.

1490
01:00:54,696 --> 01:00:55,697
You'll screw it up,

1491
01:00:55,739 --> 01:00:56,882
just like you screw
everything up.

1492
01:00:56,906 --> 01:00:58,991
Jesus, Gerald,
have a little faith in me.

1493
01:00:59,034 --> 01:01:00,744
I have no faith in you.

1494
01:01:00,785 --> 01:01:02,245
None whatsoever.

1495
01:01:02,287 --> 01:01:03,997
What is your goddam problem?

1496
01:01:04,039 --> 01:01:05,999
All I do, all I ever have done

1497
01:01:06,041 --> 01:01:08,376
is try to be nice to you,

1498
01:01:08,418 --> 01:01:09,836
try to make you like me.

1499
01:01:09,878 --> 01:01:12,172
But all I do never
seems to be good enough.

1500
01:01:12,213 --> 01:01:13,506
My problem?

1501
01:01:13,548 --> 01:01:15,276
- You want to know what
my problem is? - Yes.

1502
01:01:15,300 --> 01:01:16,819
Besides from the fact
you've killed two people

1503
01:01:16,843 --> 01:01:18,470
and landed us all
in an epic shit-storm

1504
01:01:18,511 --> 01:01:20,138
that's probably
going to kill us?

1505
01:01:20,180 --> 01:01:21,473
Yes.

1506
01:01:21,514 --> 01:01:26,686
You didn't ask permission
to marry my daughter.

1507
01:01:28,188 --> 01:01:30,190
I didn't ask permission?

1508
01:01:30,231 --> 01:01:31,358
I didn't ask permission

1509
01:01:31,399 --> 01:01:33,567
because it's not
nineteen fifty-five.

1510
01:01:33,610 --> 01:01:35,612
It's the way things are done!

1511
01:01:35,653 --> 01:01:37,821
Right, I'll prove myself to you.

1512
01:01:37,864 --> 01:01:38,990
Ha!

1513
01:01:39,032 --> 01:01:40,825
This is your last chance,
Marshall.

1514
01:01:40,867 --> 01:01:41,951
Take the shot, Sam!

1515
01:01:41,993 --> 01:01:42,994
Do not take the shot,

1516
01:01:43,036 --> 01:01:44,454
I have the situation
fully in hand.

1517
01:01:44,496 --> 01:01:45,246
Put the phone down!

1518
01:01:45,288 --> 01:01:47,082
- Jenks!
- Do it, Sam!

1519
01:01:52,837 --> 01:01:58,176
You stupid, cocking fucknugget!

1520
01:01:58,218 --> 01:02:00,053
Jenks, it's the stag do,
it's the...

1521
01:02:02,472 --> 01:02:04,683
Yes, Cheese!
Cheese, yes.

1522
01:02:07,394 --> 01:02:08,852
You alright, Gerry?

1523
01:02:08,895 --> 01:02:10,271
Sarge?

1524
01:02:10,730 --> 01:02:11,898
Sarge?!

1525
01:02:18,405 --> 01:02:22,117
- Yeah, rip your hair out.
- Get it tight.

1526
01:02:26,996 --> 01:02:28,915
Get off me.

1527
01:02:37,882 --> 01:02:39,342
Toby, can you do anything?

1528
01:02:39,384 --> 01:02:40,552
You know medical stuff.

1529
01:02:40,593 --> 01:02:41,904
Well, if he gets a tumor,
let me know.

1530
01:02:41,928 --> 01:02:42,804
Maybe I can help.

1531
01:02:42,846 --> 01:02:44,055
Yeah, probably not though, eh?

1532
01:02:44,097 --> 01:02:46,099
Just find something
I can use as a bandage.

1533
01:02:46,141 --> 01:02:47,308
Some pressure.

1534
01:02:47,350 --> 01:02:51,438
Ah, well,
funny you should say that.

1535
01:02:52,897 --> 01:02:54,982
So, what do we do?

1536
01:02:55,025 --> 01:02:56,735
Well, we can't run.

1537
01:02:56,776 --> 01:02:58,278
We could still call the police.

1538
01:02:58,319 --> 01:02:59,946
You're all fucking dead anyway.

1539
01:02:59,988 --> 01:03:01,531
Shut him up.

1540
01:03:04,075 --> 01:03:08,038
We stay and we fight.

1541
01:03:10,123 --> 01:03:13,376
I was in a similar situation
back in Afghanistan.

1542
01:03:13,418 --> 01:03:16,588
In the mountains
of the Hindu Kush.

1543
01:03:16,629 --> 01:03:19,257
Four men on a capture
or kill mission

1544
01:03:19,299 --> 01:03:21,509
for a warlord
responsible for the deaths

1545
01:03:21,551 --> 01:03:24,136
of fifty British soldiers.

1546
01:03:25,347 --> 01:03:27,432
But everything
went F.U.B.A.R

1547
01:03:27,474 --> 01:03:30,018
when we chose to spare
a group of goat herders.

1548
01:03:31,227 --> 01:03:33,020
Our mercy was betrayed.

1549
01:03:33,063 --> 01:03:34,606
Before we knew it,

1550
01:03:34,647 --> 01:03:37,901
we were surrounded
by a legion of Taliban,

1551
01:03:37,942 --> 01:03:40,195
baying for our blood.

1552
01:03:40,236 --> 01:03:42,906
The odds insurmountable.

1553
01:03:43,365 --> 01:03:45,908
The enemy fearless.

1554
01:03:47,744 --> 01:03:50,830
But we banded together.

1555
01:03:50,872 --> 01:03:53,207
Stood firm.

1556
01:03:53,249 --> 01:03:57,712
And together we defeated
those savages

1557
01:03:57,754 --> 01:04:00,214
and made it through.

1558
01:04:00,256 --> 01:04:01,591
Okay.

1559
01:04:01,633 --> 01:04:06,136
Am I seriously the only one
not buying that? Hmm?

1560
01:04:06,179 --> 01:04:08,306
That's the plot
of Lone Survivor.

1561
01:04:08,348 --> 01:04:09,825
I'm sorry, I really didn't
want to have to do this,

1562
01:04:09,849 --> 01:04:11,476
but seeing as our lives
depend on it,

1563
01:04:11,518 --> 01:04:13,937
Gerald,
you're full of shit, mate.

1564
01:04:13,978 --> 01:04:15,647
You were never in the army.

1565
01:04:15,689 --> 01:04:18,441
Or if you were you were
some kind of potato peeler.

1566
01:04:18,483 --> 01:04:19,317
How dare you.

1567
01:04:19,359 --> 01:04:20,819
For the love of God, Myles,

1568
01:04:20,860 --> 01:04:23,988
Gerald has already told you
he was in the Navy.

1569
01:04:24,030 --> 01:04:25,407
That's right, Sam.

1570
01:04:25,448 --> 01:04:28,201
The S.B.S.

1571
01:04:28,243 --> 01:04:30,286
The Special Boat Service.

1572
01:04:30,328 --> 01:04:32,330
The navy's team
of crack commandos

1573
01:04:32,372 --> 01:04:34,957
used only in the most dangerous

1574
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:36,668
and perilous of missions.

1575
01:04:36,710 --> 01:04:39,337
Fine, whatever.

1576
01:04:39,379 --> 01:04:40,337
Carry on.

1577
01:04:40,380 --> 01:04:41,923
Okay chaps.

1578
01:04:43,049 --> 01:04:44,884
Here's how we do this.

1579
01:04:46,136 --> 01:04:49,346
Now, the enemy may have skills.

1580
01:04:49,389 --> 01:04:50,557
Resources.

1581
01:04:51,182 --> 01:04:53,058
Come on lads,
let's get tooled up.

1582
01:04:57,939 --> 01:04:59,649
We may be wounded.

1583
01:04:59,691 --> 01:05:01,192
Drunk.

1584
01:05:01,234 --> 01:05:02,485
Stoned.

1585
01:05:02,902 --> 01:05:04,696
But we have something
they don't.

1586
01:05:07,657 --> 01:05:09,909
Indefatigable spirit.

1587
01:05:12,287 --> 01:05:13,955
Limitless courage.

1588
01:05:17,792 --> 01:05:20,545
The unbreakable will to live.

1589
01:05:21,880 --> 01:05:24,716
As we say in the S.B.S.

1590
01:05:24,758 --> 01:05:27,761
By strength or guile.

1591
01:05:31,598 --> 01:05:33,933
By strength or guile!

1592
01:05:33,975 --> 01:05:35,018
Yeah!

1593
01:05:36,227 --> 01:05:37,729
Come on, boys!

1594
01:05:47,822 --> 01:05:53,787
Amazing grace,

1595
01:05:53,828 --> 01:05:59,542
how sweet the sound,

1596
01:05:59,584 --> 01:06:07,584
that saved a wretch like me.

1597
01:06:08,968 --> 01:06:11,680
I...

1598
01:06:19,771 --> 01:06:21,207
We've had some good
times together though,

1599
01:06:21,231 --> 01:06:22,691
haven't we?

1600
01:06:23,358 --> 01:06:24,484
Yeah.

1601
01:06:24,526 --> 01:06:26,152
We have.

1602
01:06:26,194 --> 01:06:27,487
Still,

1603
01:06:27,529 --> 01:06:30,031
I think this weekend
might be the best yet.

1604
01:06:30,073 --> 01:06:31,700
What do you reckon?

1605
01:06:31,741 --> 01:06:32,784
No.

1606
01:06:32,826 --> 01:06:36,454
Guys, if we get
through this okay,

1607
01:06:36,496 --> 01:06:37,682
do you reckon I could
become a member

1608
01:06:37,706 --> 01:06:39,165
of the Crazy Crew?

1609
01:06:39,207 --> 01:06:40,500
I'll tell you what,

1610
01:06:40,542 --> 01:06:42,544
the way you smacked
Brandon in the dick earlier,

1611
01:06:42,585 --> 01:06:44,087
you're already a member, mate.

1612
01:06:44,129 --> 01:06:47,214
- Yeah.
- Ah, this is so sweet!

1613
01:06:47,257 --> 01:06:49,259
But how about you
all shut the fuck up?

1614
01:06:49,300 --> 01:06:51,195
I don't want the last thing
I hear to be you twats

1615
01:06:51,219 --> 01:06:53,304
twittering on about,
"Good times."

1616
01:06:53,346 --> 01:06:55,116
You've had some good
times with Michelle though,

1617
01:06:55,140 --> 01:06:56,516
haven't you Myles, eh?

1618
01:06:56,558 --> 01:06:57,851
You wankers.

1619
01:06:57,892 --> 01:07:01,062
Oh, she's still
my bloody sister!

1620
01:07:05,900 --> 01:07:08,695
Once more unto the breach,
dear friends,

1621
01:07:08,737 --> 01:07:09,779
once more.

1622
01:07:09,821 --> 01:07:12,365
Looks like it's
negotiation time, boys.

1623
01:07:12,407 --> 01:07:14,617
These guys don't know
what's about to hit them.

1624
01:07:15,452 --> 01:07:16,745
Hey!

1625
01:07:17,287 --> 01:07:18,788
Fellas!

1626
01:07:18,830 --> 01:07:20,707
Listen to me.

1627
01:07:20,749 --> 01:07:22,875
We have your boss captive here,

1628
01:07:22,917 --> 01:07:24,044
and he's at our mercy.

1629
01:07:24,085 --> 01:07:27,380
But, I'm going to
make you a simple offer,

1630
01:07:27,422 --> 01:07:30,258
you let us go and we let him go.

1631
01:07:30,300 --> 01:07:32,385
Everyone's safe,
everyone's happy.

1632
01:07:32,427 --> 01:07:33,762
What are you saying?

1633
01:07:33,803 --> 01:07:36,513
- Fuck Marshall, he's a twat!
- Okay.

1634
01:07:45,398 --> 01:07:47,442
What the hell
are you laughing at?

1635
01:07:47,484 --> 01:07:49,652
Now, you tell 'em to let us go,
or you're a dead man!

1636
01:07:49,694 --> 01:07:52,113
Oh, go fuck yourself!

1637
01:07:52,155 --> 01:07:53,448
You know what, mate,

1638
01:07:53,490 --> 01:07:55,408
I'm going to enjoy watching
them skin you alive.

1639
01:07:55,450 --> 01:07:56,743
Hello!

1640
01:07:56,785 --> 01:07:59,287
Brandon, what you doing?

1641
01:07:59,579 --> 01:08:03,583
Hey, you out there, hello!

1642
01:08:03,625 --> 01:08:06,503
Look, I'm not really
with these people.

1643
01:08:07,712 --> 01:08:09,422
I actually kind of hate them.

1644
01:08:09,464 --> 01:08:12,424
I wasn't involved in killing
any of your friends,

1645
01:08:12,467 --> 01:08:13,778
and the only reason
why I'm here at all

1646
01:08:13,802 --> 01:08:15,720
is because my wife forced me.

1647
01:08:16,095 --> 01:08:19,640
So, I was just wondering if,
maybe you'd let me go?

1648
01:08:19,683 --> 01:08:21,600
Or, or, or...

1649
01:08:22,227 --> 01:08:23,769
if it's alright with you,

1650
01:08:23,812 --> 01:08:25,729
I will happily join your side.

1651
01:08:25,772 --> 01:08:27,564
- You absolute...
- Cocksucker!

1652
01:08:27,607 --> 01:08:28,692
Screw you all!

1653
01:08:28,733 --> 01:08:30,568
Which one are you?

1654
01:08:30,609 --> 01:08:32,946
My name's Brandon.

1655
01:08:32,987 --> 01:08:36,324
Six foot three,
dark blonde hair.

1656
01:08:39,993 --> 01:08:41,161
I'm the good looking one.

1657
01:08:41,203 --> 01:08:42,413
Well...

1658
01:08:42,455 --> 01:08:45,000
I don't remember you.
Show us your face.

1659
01:08:45,041 --> 01:08:46,501
Look, Brandon, don't do it!

1660
01:08:50,505 --> 01:08:52,465
Okay.
Here I come.

1661
01:08:56,176 --> 01:08:58,138
Fuuuck!

1662
01:08:58,179 --> 01:08:59,806
Quick, let's go!

1663
01:08:59,848 --> 01:09:01,057
Go, go, go, go!

1664
01:09:01,099 --> 01:09:03,226
You're all fucking dead,
you load of piss ants!

1665
01:09:07,147 --> 01:09:08,732
Barricade the door!

1666
01:09:08,773 --> 01:09:10,025
Get it!

1667
01:09:10,734 --> 01:09:12,277
Here's my boys.

1668
01:09:13,611 --> 01:09:14,696
Get 'em, lads.

1669
01:09:16,698 --> 01:09:17,991
Ah!

1670
01:09:39,261 --> 01:09:40,721
Shit!

1671
01:09:41,014 --> 01:09:42,557
You've been bitten!

1672
01:09:46,478 --> 01:09:48,605
Oh, flipping heck!

1673
01:09:51,316 --> 01:09:53,026
I love you guys.

1674
01:09:54,736 --> 01:09:56,196
Al, what are you doing?

1675
01:09:56,237 --> 01:09:57,697
They're not real zombies!

1676
01:09:57,739 --> 01:09:59,281
For fuck's sake!

1677
01:09:59,324 --> 01:10:00,491
Good point.

1678
01:10:12,962 --> 01:10:15,215
Crazy Crew!

1679
01:10:19,010 --> 01:10:21,721
Go, go on, get out of here!

1680
01:10:21,763 --> 01:10:23,431
Save yourselves!

1681
01:10:23,473 --> 01:10:25,433
Get that, come on.

1682
01:10:25,684 --> 01:10:27,602
Come on, come on,

1683
01:10:27,644 --> 01:10:29,437
come on, come on.

1684
01:10:30,897 --> 01:10:33,066
This way, this way,
come on, come on.

1685
01:10:46,746 --> 01:10:48,373
This has got to be the way out.

1686
01:10:48,415 --> 01:10:50,083
Hold on.
Where's Cheese?

1687
01:10:50,125 --> 01:10:52,127
Cheese!
Cheese!

1688
01:10:52,168 --> 01:10:53,670
Come on, Gerald,
we've got to go.

1689
01:10:53,712 --> 01:10:55,672
I am not leaving without Cheese.

1690
01:10:55,714 --> 01:10:57,048
Go,

1691
01:10:57,090 --> 01:10:58,717
get him out of here,
get the car.

1692
01:10:58,758 --> 01:10:59,777
I'll go back for the others.

1693
01:10:59,801 --> 01:11:00,969
Right, come on, Gerald,

1694
01:11:01,011 --> 01:11:01,886
come on.

1695
01:11:01,928 --> 01:11:02,928
Stay with me.

1696
01:11:22,198 --> 01:11:23,324
Praise Jah!

1697
01:11:32,959 --> 01:11:33,876
Which way?

1698
01:11:33,918 --> 01:11:34,710
Erm, it says North is this way,

1699
01:11:34,753 --> 01:11:35,920
but I have no fucking clue.

1700
01:11:35,962 --> 01:11:36,963
No.

1701
01:11:37,297 --> 01:11:38,630
This way, this way.

1702
01:11:39,591 --> 01:11:41,259
The man would take
a bullet for you

1703
01:11:41,301 --> 01:11:42,737
and you're leaving him
behind to die!

1704
01:11:42,761 --> 01:11:44,095
We'll come back for him.

1705
01:11:44,137 --> 01:11:46,306
Ha!
Spoken like a true coward.

1706
01:11:58,151 --> 01:11:59,943
This place is well creepy, man.

1707
01:11:59,986 --> 01:12:01,404
Yeah.

1708
01:12:13,458 --> 01:12:15,376
Fucking hell.

1709
01:12:16,795 --> 01:12:19,839
Sorry.
I thought it was a...

1710
01:12:24,344 --> 01:12:25,512
Hello boys.

1711
01:13:18,398 --> 01:13:20,066
What's the matter,
you city boy prick?

1712
01:13:20,108 --> 01:13:22,277
You haven't got anything
smart to say now, have you?

1713
01:13:22,318 --> 01:13:23,361
Well...

1714
01:13:24,696 --> 01:13:25,905
What was that?

1715
01:13:52,724 --> 01:13:54,142
Er...

1716
01:14:29,719 --> 01:14:31,179
That one's for Steve.

1717
01:14:33,014 --> 01:14:34,099
This one...

1718
01:14:44,192 --> 01:14:45,568
You fucker!

1719
01:15:02,752 --> 01:15:04,379
This ain't no fun no more.

1720
01:15:07,173 --> 01:15:09,884
Guess it's time to shut your
big mouth once and for all.

1721
01:15:30,739 --> 01:15:32,406
Oh shit.

1722
01:15:32,949 --> 01:15:34,742
Game over, fat boy.

1723
01:15:43,585 --> 01:15:45,337
You came back for us.

1724
01:15:45,837 --> 01:15:47,464
I never left.

1725
01:15:47,505 --> 01:15:48,965
I thought you guys had all...

1726
01:15:49,007 --> 01:15:50,759
I meant metaphorically.

1727
01:15:53,386 --> 01:15:54,888
Guys!

1728
01:15:55,388 --> 01:15:57,057
Can you help me out here?

1729
01:15:57,098 --> 01:15:59,517
I think he's broken my jaw.

1730
01:16:03,396 --> 01:16:04,938
Right.

1731
01:16:05,315 --> 01:16:07,442
- Let's go get our boy.
- Yeah.

1732
01:16:10,945 --> 01:16:12,822
Come on!

1733
01:16:12,864 --> 01:16:14,741
- God.
- Come on.

1734
01:16:14,783 --> 01:16:17,827
Dirty fucking shit balls!

1735
01:16:19,037 --> 01:16:21,373
Do you know anything about cars?

1736
01:16:22,707 --> 01:16:24,709
Oh for fuck...

1737
01:16:31,299 --> 01:16:35,303
Word on the street
is you used to be S.B.S.

1738
01:16:36,221 --> 01:16:39,307
I met some of your boys
outside Kandahar.

1739
01:16:39,349 --> 01:16:42,227
Right bunch of stuck up twats.

1740
01:16:42,477 --> 01:16:45,021
Thought they were fucking
better than the rest of us.

1741
01:16:49,025 --> 01:16:50,943
What is this?

1742
01:16:50,985 --> 01:16:52,779
Two men go in.

1743
01:16:52,821 --> 01:16:54,698
One man comes out.

1744
01:16:54,739 --> 01:16:56,574
Now, I'll give you my word

1745
01:16:56,616 --> 01:16:58,743
that if your man wins,

1746
01:16:59,285 --> 01:17:01,287
I'll let you both go.

1747
01:17:03,707 --> 01:17:05,834
If I win,

1748
01:17:05,875 --> 01:17:09,629
I'm gonna gut you
like a fucking fish.

1749
01:17:11,548 --> 01:17:13,174
In you go.
Come on.

1750
01:17:13,883 --> 01:17:14,968
Time for you to find out

1751
01:17:15,010 --> 01:17:16,845
if you're as good
as you say you are.

1752
01:17:18,471 --> 01:17:20,473
The thing is,

1753
01:17:20,515 --> 01:17:25,437
you may have noticed
that I'm W.I.A.,

1754
01:17:27,480 --> 01:17:28,565
so it's hardly a fair...

1755
01:17:36,865 --> 01:17:38,450
Now it's fair.

1756
01:17:41,161 --> 01:17:42,370
Do 'im, Jenks.

1757
01:17:46,374 --> 01:17:48,209
Okay.

1758
01:17:48,251 --> 01:17:49,251
Thing is...

1759
01:17:53,798 --> 01:17:55,425
Look...

1760
01:17:59,054 --> 01:18:00,889
Come on, Gerald.

1761
01:18:07,729 --> 01:18:10,065
Right.

1762
01:18:10,106 --> 01:18:12,150
You asked for it.

1763
01:18:55,944 --> 01:18:57,654
S.B.S., my arse.

1764
01:19:01,408 --> 01:19:04,828
By strength or guile.

1765
01:19:16,256 --> 01:19:18,508
This is too fucking easy, Sarge.

1766
01:19:19,426 --> 01:19:21,469
Might as well let 'em go, eh?

1767
01:19:28,435 --> 01:19:29,561
Finish him.

1768
01:19:32,605 --> 01:19:34,315
Yah!

1769
01:19:38,194 --> 01:19:40,447
You fucking cunt.

1770
01:19:46,953 --> 01:19:48,413
No mate...

1771
01:19:48,455 --> 01:19:50,915
No, no, no, I'm only a...

1772
01:20:13,021 --> 01:20:14,481
Mr. Chappell,

1773
01:20:15,607 --> 01:20:17,359
I was just wondering,

1774
01:20:17,400 --> 01:20:19,193
if I might have your permission

1775
01:20:19,235 --> 01:20:21,612
to marry your
wonderful daughter.

1776
01:20:27,744 --> 01:20:31,081
Permission granted.

1777
01:20:51,935 --> 01:20:53,853
That was one large
fucking night.

1778
01:20:53,895 --> 01:20:55,230
Mm-hmm.

1779
01:20:55,271 --> 01:20:57,523
Large indeed, Cheese.

1780
01:20:57,565 --> 01:20:59,858
Large indeed.

1781
01:21:00,402 --> 01:21:01,945
Tell you what, if nothing else,

1782
01:21:01,986 --> 01:21:03,422
this makes writing
your wedding speech

1783
01:21:03,446 --> 01:21:05,323
a whole lot easier.

1784
01:21:05,365 --> 01:21:07,742
Unfortunately,
I think it might be while

1785
01:21:07,784 --> 01:21:10,120
before you get to make
that speech, mate.

1786
01:21:10,912 --> 01:21:12,372
Maybe twenty to life?

1787
01:21:12,414 --> 01:21:13,748
Guys,

1788
01:21:13,790 --> 01:21:15,542
nobody's going to prison.

1789
01:21:15,583 --> 01:21:16,793
Trust me.

1790
01:21:16,835 --> 01:21:17,961
Myles has a plan

1791
01:21:18,003 --> 01:21:19,754
that's going to make all of this

1792
01:21:19,796 --> 01:21:21,715
just go away.

1793
01:21:26,177 --> 01:21:27,469
Fuck me.

1794
01:21:30,251 --> 01:21:31,986
♪ <i>Oh yeah, we gonna die</i>

1795
01:21:32,019 --> 01:21:34,089
♪ <i>Crazy crazy house</i>

1796
01:21:35,022 --> 01:21:38,393
♪ <i>It's the Crazy Crew
and we put it down</i>

1797
01:21:38,426 --> 01:21:41,429
♪ <i>Who got your back,
it's the Crazy Crew</i>

1798
01:21:41,462 --> 01:21:43,031
♪ <i>Who you gonna die</i>

1799
01:21:43,064 --> 01:21:44,141
♪ <i>I'm like the rough
and the rugged</i>

1800
01:21:44,165 --> 01:21:45,133
♪ <i>When I start wreck</i>

1801
01:21:45,166 --> 01:21:47,702
♪ <i>Run when I come,
chumps hit the deck</i>

1802
01:21:47,735 --> 01:21:50,304
♪ <i>Hit 'em with a little bit
of combat round</i>

1803
01:21:50,338 --> 01:21:52,907
♪ <i>Leave the bodies
buried in the ground</i>

1804
01:21:53,407 --> 01:21:55,043
♪ <i>Now look what
you gone and done</i>

1805
01:21:55,076 --> 01:21:57,278
♪ <i>Now you wus
gotta fool with a gun</i>

1806
01:21:57,311 --> 01:21:59,280
♪ <i>It's a giggle
just a little bit of fun</i>

1807
01:21:59,313 --> 01:22:01,482
♪ <i>It makes a lot of sense
if you've got none</i>

1808
01:22:01,515 --> 01:22:04,385
♪ <i>On the run with a gun
now whatcha gonna do</i>

1809
01:22:04,418 --> 01:22:06,154
♪ <i>It makes sense
if you've got one</i>

1810
01:22:06,187 --> 01:22:09,157
♪ <i>It's the Crazy Crew
yeah that's no good</i>

1811
01:22:09,190 --> 01:22:11,159
♪ <i>It makes sense
if you've got none</i>

1812
01:22:11,192 --> 01:22:13,995
♪ <i>Blop-a ba blop
It's the Crazy Crew</i>

1813
01:22:14,295 --> 01:22:15,363
♪ <i>What ya gonna do</i>

1814
01:22:15,396 --> 01:22:18,733
♪ <i>Who's got your back
it's the Crazy Crew</i>

1815
01:22:18,766 --> 01:22:19,901
♪ <i>Who you gonna die</i>

1816
01:22:19,934 --> 01:22:22,437
♪ <i>I'm like Cool Hand Luke
when I sight the scope</i>

1817
01:22:22,470 --> 01:22:24,973
♪ <i>Fun when they run
yell ho, Konco</i>

1818
01:22:25,006 --> 01:22:27,175
♪ <i>Cracker with a bat
watch your man get flat</i>

1819
01:22:27,208 --> 01:22:28,977
♪ <i>Hey Crazy Crew
where you at</i>

1820
01:22:29,010 --> 01:22:30,111
♪ <i>Yo where you at</i>

1821
01:22:30,145 --> 01:22:31,980
♪ <i>Hit 'em with the bone
Hit 'em home ricochet</i>

1822
01:22:32,013 --> 01:22:34,182
♪ <i>Carnivore cannibal,
cold cabaret</i>

1823
01:22:34,215 --> 01:22:36,417
♪ <i>Roll with the drums
in cold when it comes in</i>

1824
01:22:36,450 --> 01:22:38,553
♪ <i>Rolling through
your dark always</i>

1825
01:22:39,553 --> 01:22:41,322
♪ <i>Well bloody hoo-ha</i>

1826
01:22:41,355 --> 01:22:43,424
♪ <i>One felt everything
gone F.U.B.A.R</i>

1827
01:22:43,457 --> 01:22:45,994
♪ <i>Hit it with the bow
with the homegrown sweat</i>

1828
01:22:46,027 --> 01:22:48,262
♪ <i>Couldn't even fu...
With my mic check</i>

1829
01:22:48,295 --> 01:22:50,565
♪ <i>Hit 'em up
mic-microphone check-a</i>

1830
01:22:50,598 --> 01:22:52,533
♪ <i>Mic mic check
one two</i>

1831
01:22:52,566 --> 01:22:55,336
♪ <i>Get a mic
mic-microphone check-a</i>

1832
01:22:55,369 --> 01:22:57,472
♪ <i>Mic mic check
one two</i>

1833
01:22:58,339 --> 01:23:00,241
♪ <i>Now whatcha gonna do</i>

1834
01:23:02,276 --> 01:23:04,612
♪ <i>Crazy Crew
Who you gonna die</i>

1835
01:23:04,645 --> 01:23:06,982
♪ <i>Crazy Crew in the house</i>

1836
01:23:07,515 --> 01:23:09,384
♪ <i>Well bloody hoo-ha</i>

1837
01:23:09,417 --> 01:23:11,386
♪ <i>It's a giggle
just a little bit of fun</i>

1838
01:23:12,253 --> 01:23:13,588
♪ <i>Everything gone F.U.B.A.R</i>

1839
01:23:13,621 --> 01:23:16,090
♪ <i>Makes a lot of sense
if you've got none</i>

1840
01:23:16,123 --> 01:23:18,226
♪ <i>You've boys just
ain't got no sense</i>

1841
01:23:18,259 --> 01:23:20,461
♪ <i>Rap tak ticka
ain't worth ten pents</i>

1842
01:23:20,494 --> 01:23:22,630
♪ <i>Little tip toe
get your foot step show</i>

1843
01:23:22,663 --> 01:23:25,232
♪ <i>On top of that
you're fu... slow</i>

1844
01:23:25,266 --> 01:23:27,468
♪ <i>I'm about dropping off
bombs on a little bit</i>

1845
01:23:27,501 --> 01:23:29,804
♪ <i>Hold on a little pink tongue
in the middle bit</i>

1846
01:23:29,837 --> 01:23:32,240
♪ <i>Boys get lifted high
like Snoop</i>

1847
01:23:32,273 --> 01:23:35,043
♪ <i>Drop heavy like
wonton soup</i>

1848
01:23:35,076 --> 01:23:39,147
♪ <i>Drop heavy like,
like what like wonton soup</i>

1849
01:23:39,447 --> 01:23:43,451
♪ <i>Drop, drop heavy like,
like what like wonton soup</i>

1850
01:23:44,552 --> 01:23:46,521
♪ <i>Now whatcha gonna do</i>

1851
01:23:48,422 --> 01:23:51,058
♪ <i>Crazy Crew that's no good</i>

1852
01:23:51,092 --> 01:23:53,128
♪ <i>Crazy Crew in the house</i>

1853
01:23:54,195 --> 01:23:56,197
♪ <i>What a bloody hoo-ha</i>

1854
01:23:56,230 --> 01:23:58,433
♪ <i>Makes a lot of sense
if you've got none</i>

1855
01:24:00,434 --> 01:24:02,570
♪ <i>It's a giggle
just a little bit of fun</i>

1856
01:24:05,506 --> 01:24:07,642
♪ <i>What a bloody hoo-ha</i>

1857
01:24:07,675 --> 01:24:10,244
♪ <i>Everything gone F.U.B.A.R</i>

1858
01:24:10,277 --> 01:24:12,180
♪ <i>Just a little bit of fun</i>

1859
01:24:12,546 --> 01:24:14,416
♪ <i>Who you gonna die</i>

1860
01:24:15,349 --> 01:24:16,584
♪ <i>Crazy Crew</i>

1861
01:24:17,585 --> 01:24:19,320
♪ <i>Best know who</i>

1862
01:24:21,589 --> 01:24:23,558
♪ <i>Everything gone F.U.B.A.R</i> ♪