1 00:00:06,756 --> 00:00:08,036 Why are you here, then? 2 00:00:08,130 --> 00:00:09,398 I think this is the closest thing 3 00:00:09,422 --> 00:00:10,462 to a meritocracy there is. 4 00:00:10,798 --> 00:00:13,714 I only ever want to be judged on the strength of my abilities. 5 00:00:13,923 --> 00:00:15,130 And paid for it. 6 00:00:16,964 --> 00:00:18,339 Welcome, graduates. 7 00:00:18,881 --> 00:00:21,506 While it's my pleasure to congratulate you 8 00:00:21,589 --> 00:00:22,631 on this placement, 9 00:00:22,714 --> 00:00:25,089 the work to stay here starts now. 10 00:00:26,255 --> 00:00:27,923 He works on my team. 11 00:00:28,255 --> 00:00:29,255 He's a whole snack. 12 00:00:29,464 --> 00:00:31,255 If you're into that kind of a thing, I guess. 13 00:00:32,506 --> 00:00:33,746 Do you... do you know Gus? 14 00:00:33,798 --> 00:00:34,923 Yeah, I live with him. 15 00:00:35,381 --> 00:00:37,130 I know a lot about you two. 16 00:00:38,339 --> 00:00:39,506 Have you been home? 17 00:00:39,589 --> 00:00:41,547 I'm longing those nocturnal hours. 18 00:00:42,339 --> 00:00:44,255 Trying to make a good impression, you know? 19 00:00:49,547 --> 00:00:51,673 Do not forget how this feels right now. 20 00:01:17,464 --> 00:01:19,673 Oh, fuck! 21 00:01:19,756 --> 00:01:23,339 Shove that cock in my little asshole, please. 22 00:01:23,422 --> 00:01:26,839 Yes! Come on. Come inside me. 23 00:01:27,881 --> 00:01:28,923 Yes. 24 00:01:30,589 --> 00:01:33,673 My pussy... In my pussy... Yeah. 25 00:01:40,798 --> 00:01:42,649 Come on. Move, move, move. Go on, right to the end. 26 00:01:42,673 --> 00:01:44,339 That's right. Good. 27 00:01:46,631 --> 00:01:48,255 Move, move, move. Good. 28 00:01:48,339 --> 00:01:50,130 Good work. Keep going. 29 00:01:55,673 --> 00:01:57,839 Big push. Right to the end. Go. 30 00:01:57,923 --> 00:01:59,422 Perfect technique. 31 00:02:28,047 --> 00:02:30,547 Maybe I should wear you to work. 32 00:02:47,047 --> 00:02:48,964 I actually had to pay for these. 33 00:02:49,047 --> 00:02:51,714 Thank you. 34 00:02:51,798 --> 00:02:54,339 I did your Asia recap. It's on your email. 35 00:02:54,422 --> 00:02:56,464 I came in early and listened live. 36 00:02:56,547 --> 00:02:58,047 That's good initiative, that. 37 00:02:59,923 --> 00:03:03,297 It'd be good to get off the desk sometime, have a debrief. 38 00:03:03,381 --> 00:03:05,839 Coffee, beer, whatever. Talk about your progress, 39 00:03:05,923 --> 00:03:07,673 how to position yourself before RIF. 40 00:03:07,756 --> 00:03:11,047 - I'm evaluated on it, so... - Yeah. Yeah, that'd be great. 41 00:03:11,130 --> 00:03:13,881 Tomorrow? Oh, fuck no, we have that grad dinner. 42 00:03:13,964 --> 00:03:15,339 Maybe Friday? 43 00:03:15,422 --> 00:03:17,297 Yeah. Yeah. 44 00:03:17,381 --> 00:03:18,714 Um, in the day would be good. 45 00:03:18,798 --> 00:03:19,923 Uh, 'cause I have plans 46 00:03:20,005 --> 00:03:21,297 with my boyfriend in the evening. 47 00:03:25,798 --> 00:03:28,881 I know you didn't mean that like that, did you? 48 00:03:30,089 --> 00:03:31,130 Uh... 49 00:03:39,214 --> 00:03:40,714 So, I know for a fact 50 00:03:40,798 --> 00:03:42,714 a lot of people are active on the street. 51 00:03:42,798 --> 00:03:45,047 I wanna know why the flows aren't coming our way. 52 00:03:45,130 --> 00:03:46,714 Well, 80 percent of my guys are away. 53 00:03:46,798 --> 00:03:50,047 - Mykonos or Ibiza? - Did the girls enjoy Disneyland? 54 00:03:50,130 --> 00:03:52,547 Cost me three G's for my daughters to find out 55 00:03:52,631 --> 00:03:54,798 Goofy's a Moroccan kid with a tiny head. 56 00:03:54,881 --> 00:03:56,547 Hell is the line at Space Mountain. 57 00:03:56,631 --> 00:03:57,981 Especially if you're behind a Make-A-Wish. 58 00:03:58,005 --> 00:04:01,255 All right, let's, uh, let's convince some people 59 00:04:01,339 --> 00:04:03,714 to part with their money in the hope that they make more. 60 00:04:03,798 --> 00:04:05,547 Yes, chef. 61 00:04:05,631 --> 00:04:08,023 Does he always change on the floor? It's an MD power thing. 62 00:04:08,047 --> 00:04:09,547 What's the deal with Fenmarsh? 63 00:04:09,631 --> 00:04:10,798 I haven't heard from Felim. 64 00:04:10,881 --> 00:04:13,047 Called twice daily, couldn't get past the junior. 65 00:04:13,130 --> 00:04:15,547 - Did you say you worked for me? - Yes. 66 00:04:15,631 --> 00:04:17,255 Okay. Call every hour. 67 00:04:20,506 --> 00:04:22,005 I got a meeting. 68 00:04:25,798 --> 00:04:27,589 Oh, that's my broker laugh. 69 00:04:27,673 --> 00:04:29,214 I only do it for you. 70 00:04:29,297 --> 00:04:31,839 Because I find you so funny, of course. 71 00:04:31,923 --> 00:04:33,506 Well, look, if it's not my client laugh, 72 00:04:33,589 --> 00:04:35,631 then it's probably my genuine laugh, yeah. 73 00:04:35,714 --> 00:04:38,464 You'll never know which is which. 74 00:04:38,547 --> 00:04:39,839 Speak soon. 75 00:04:42,255 --> 00:04:44,547 He really didn't want to go away. 76 00:04:44,631 --> 00:04:46,756 This Felim thing's got him spooked. 77 00:04:46,839 --> 00:04:48,422 What do you think's going on? 78 00:04:48,506 --> 00:04:50,005 I don't know. 79 00:04:50,089 --> 00:04:53,464 But it doesn't bode well for Eric's exclusivity thing. 80 00:04:53,547 --> 00:04:57,631 Eric insists all his clients only speak to him streetwide. 81 00:04:57,714 --> 00:05:01,714 And Felim accounts for over half the desk profits. 82 00:05:01,798 --> 00:05:04,065 Look, if anyone comes over my fucking hoot again 83 00:05:04,089 --> 00:05:05,214 instead of messaging me, 84 00:05:05,297 --> 00:05:07,506 I will personally bocat their mothers! 85 00:05:07,589 --> 00:05:09,607 I think I'm gonna try and do an Ironman 86 00:05:09,631 --> 00:05:13,130 or the Marathon des Sables. With no training, obviously. 87 00:05:18,130 --> 00:05:20,047 The guy gave me a freebie, so... 88 00:05:20,714 --> 00:05:22,506 No, I just wanted to... 89 00:05:25,047 --> 00:05:26,089 Yeah. 90 00:05:26,172 --> 00:05:28,673 Could I put you on hold for two seconds, please? 91 00:05:32,047 --> 00:05:35,881 Where would you put yourself on that continuum? 92 00:05:36,881 --> 00:05:38,297 What is this? 93 00:05:38,381 --> 00:05:43,547 So, if a nurse is here... 94 00:05:45,756 --> 00:05:47,047 where are you? 95 00:05:48,756 --> 00:05:49,899 Wages on the Y axis... 96 00:05:49,923 --> 00:05:52,089 ...heel height on the X. 97 00:06:39,464 --> 00:06:41,631 You've got very good privacy settings. 98 00:06:41,714 --> 00:06:45,047 - Very good. - What are you hiding? 99 00:06:45,130 --> 00:06:47,839 I... I was wearing a low-cut top in a profile pic 100 00:06:47,923 --> 00:06:49,714 when I was, like, 14. 101 00:06:49,798 --> 00:06:51,673 Yeah, our DMs are a cesspit. 102 00:06:51,756 --> 00:06:53,506 Bobbi went dark for, like, three months. 103 00:06:53,589 --> 00:06:55,089 It felt like three lifetimes. 104 00:06:55,172 --> 00:06:56,631 Guys online violate their standards 105 00:06:56,714 --> 00:06:58,631 quicker than they can lower them. 106 00:06:59,297 --> 00:07:00,297 That's hilarious. 107 00:07:00,339 --> 00:07:02,214 You're funny. She's funny. 108 00:07:02,297 --> 00:07:04,005 Thank you. 109 00:07:04,089 --> 00:07:05,923 You look like you pay the rent on time. 110 00:07:06,005 --> 00:07:08,422 Yeah. I work in finance. 111 00:07:08,506 --> 00:07:10,881 It's not as interesting as what you guys do. 112 00:07:10,964 --> 00:07:12,881 We're just... living. 113 00:07:12,964 --> 00:07:15,631 Oh, we love that you're a working woman, though. 114 00:07:15,714 --> 00:07:18,172 Is that why you made me come at lunch? 115 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:21,005 Anyway, we're sort of past the point 116 00:07:21,089 --> 00:07:23,798 where we want to be waking up to random guys in the kitchen. 117 00:07:23,881 --> 00:07:27,339 That's a shame. I was sort of looking forward to a... 118 00:07:27,422 --> 00:07:29,631 stream of uncut dicks. 119 00:07:34,756 --> 00:07:36,047 I love your place. 120 00:07:36,673 --> 00:07:39,422 It's so... white. 121 00:07:39,506 --> 00:07:43,798 - We're exorcising demons. - It's our new favorite color. 122 00:07:45,214 --> 00:07:48,422 Mine too. 123 00:07:50,964 --> 00:07:52,964 Felim's junior is a brick wall. 124 00:07:53,047 --> 00:07:54,923 How many questions did you ask him 125 00:07:55,005 --> 00:07:56,422 before you asked for his boss? 126 00:07:56,506 --> 00:07:59,005 There are too many saleswomen here trying to be salesmen. 127 00:07:59,089 --> 00:08:02,381 I mean, how many people do you think call Felim's junior a day? 128 00:08:02,881 --> 00:08:04,089 I dunno, seven? 129 00:08:04,881 --> 00:08:07,464 Why seven? 130 00:08:07,547 --> 00:08:09,307 It's the first number that came into my head. 131 00:08:09,381 --> 00:08:12,130 And the amount of apartments I've seen this week. 132 00:08:12,214 --> 00:08:14,214 And how many women call him? 133 00:08:15,381 --> 00:08:19,214 And how many women actually engage him? 134 00:08:19,297 --> 00:08:24,464 You see, then you belong to a nice, exclusive subset. 135 00:08:24,547 --> 00:08:28,881 And you know, it's not betraying your sex by... 136 00:08:28,964 --> 00:08:31,547 I mean, it's not regressive to be a conversationalist. 137 00:08:31,631 --> 00:08:33,214 You convince them you're a friend, 138 00:08:33,297 --> 00:08:34,964 and they'll forget what they are. 139 00:08:35,047 --> 00:08:38,047 - Which is...? - A counterparty. 140 00:08:38,130 --> 00:08:40,923 What the fuck have you done to that stock, Phil? 141 00:08:41,005 --> 00:08:44,005 What do I mean? I mean you rigged it five percent... 142 00:08:44,089 --> 00:08:47,214 Start of every call, flip it, 143 00:08:47,297 --> 00:08:50,547 and don't talk business until it runs out. 144 00:08:53,798 --> 00:08:56,506 - This is unbelievable. - This is beautiful. 145 00:08:56,589 --> 00:08:59,339 - Dig in, please. - Wow. Thank you so much. 146 00:08:59,422 --> 00:09:01,506 This is fucking grown-up. I... I need to do 147 00:09:01,589 --> 00:09:04,047 the honorable thing here and lower the tone. 148 00:09:04,130 --> 00:09:05,981 - Gentleman's cutlery. - Put it away. 149 00:09:06,005 --> 00:09:07,631 That can't be good for your palette. 150 00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:10,297 Uh, I can eat on K. 151 00:09:10,381 --> 00:09:12,047 And I pay your boyfriend's wages. 152 00:09:12,130 --> 00:09:14,589 The company pays my wages. 153 00:09:14,673 --> 00:09:17,714 What? So we are calling my little venture 154 00:09:17,798 --> 00:09:19,214 - a company, are we? - Yeah. 155 00:09:19,297 --> 00:09:21,547 I mean, it is fair to say that I single-handedly 156 00:09:21,631 --> 00:09:23,798 revolutionized student journalism, so... 157 00:09:25,673 --> 00:09:27,756 Yasmin, how did you have the time? 158 00:09:27,839 --> 00:09:29,464 Oh, honestly, it's nothing. 159 00:09:29,547 --> 00:09:31,923 - I did most of it this morning. - Hmm. 160 00:09:32,005 --> 00:09:35,214 When, uh, when did you do it all? 161 00:09:35,297 --> 00:09:38,881 Uh, this... This morning. 162 00:09:38,964 --> 00:09:42,589 Oh... I'm sorry. I'm sorry, that was super rude. 163 00:09:44,923 --> 00:09:46,923 Oh. 164 00:09:47,005 --> 00:09:48,482 Mom, it's Seb's birthday. 165 00:09:48,506 --> 00:09:50,089 I need to hang this. 166 00:09:50,172 --> 00:09:52,005 Wow. Let me grab that. 167 00:09:54,839 --> 00:09:56,315 Is that Yasmin? 168 00:10:04,798 --> 00:10:06,798 Happy birthday, Sebastian. 169 00:10:06,881 --> 00:10:09,589 Thank you. 170 00:10:09,673 --> 00:10:12,339 I hear you've moved yourself into my basement. 171 00:10:12,422 --> 00:10:13,964 Uh, yeah. 172 00:10:14,047 --> 00:10:17,673 Very touched that you're using one of your non-dom days on me. 173 00:10:17,756 --> 00:10:19,339 Can I... Can I get you a drink? 174 00:10:20,005 --> 00:10:21,005 Oh. 175 00:10:24,005 --> 00:10:25,923 Of course. 176 00:10:26,005 --> 00:10:28,464 Beautiful house, Mrs. Kara-Hanani. 177 00:10:32,381 --> 00:10:33,964 Why do people like this game? 178 00:10:34,047 --> 00:10:36,631 It dispenses joy and misery at random. 179 00:10:36,714 --> 00:10:38,047 - Hmm. - Mimics life. 180 00:10:38,130 --> 00:10:39,172 Great. 181 00:10:42,297 --> 00:10:46,089 I've got this performatively left-wing mate 182 00:10:46,172 --> 00:10:48,798 who's high up at The Guardian, and he is saying 183 00:10:48,881 --> 00:10:51,214 that they're gonna run a warts-and-all exposé 184 00:10:51,297 --> 00:10:52,714 on Pierpoint. 185 00:10:53,297 --> 00:10:55,047 - Really? - Yeah. 186 00:10:55,130 --> 00:10:56,714 About Hari? 187 00:10:57,381 --> 00:10:58,422 And more. 188 00:10:58,506 --> 00:10:59,714 Fucking wanker! 189 00:10:59,798 --> 00:11:01,339 - Here we go! - Come on! 190 00:11:01,422 --> 00:11:03,339 - Oh, yes, chef! - Absolutely not! 191 00:11:03,422 --> 00:11:06,130 That's, like, four each. I need to see another apartment. 192 00:11:06,214 --> 00:11:08,756 My advice, turn up drunk. Easier. 193 00:11:08,839 --> 00:11:10,756 I hate you, Robert Spearing. 194 00:11:11,547 --> 00:11:13,297 Cheers, mate. 195 00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:15,172 I've been thinking about asking to transfer 196 00:11:15,255 --> 00:11:17,297 to sales and trading. 197 00:11:17,381 --> 00:11:20,839 Salespeople are the lowest of the low. 198 00:11:20,923 --> 00:11:25,339 You are different, because you think for yourself. 199 00:11:25,422 --> 00:11:29,422 I mean, look, okay... too intellectual. 200 00:11:29,506 --> 00:11:31,756 See, now you look like a salesman. 201 00:11:31,839 --> 00:11:34,547 Okay. But I can't see, so... 202 00:11:34,631 --> 00:11:38,005 I have seen you in contacts. 203 00:11:38,089 --> 00:11:40,255 - Chin-chin! - Chin-chin! 204 00:11:55,130 --> 00:11:56,464 Do you like the room? 205 00:11:57,631 --> 00:11:59,297 - It's a bit... - Fucking tiny. 206 00:12:01,464 --> 00:12:05,464 Everything is... en suite. 207 00:12:07,547 --> 00:12:10,297 Hey... did you vote for Trump? 208 00:12:16,089 --> 00:12:17,881 So, what do you do? 209 00:12:17,964 --> 00:12:20,464 I... 210 00:12:21,381 --> 00:12:23,881 - am in sales. - Oh. 211 00:12:23,964 --> 00:12:26,130 For a bank... Pierpoint. 212 00:12:28,964 --> 00:12:30,798 Isn't that where that guy died? 213 00:12:35,297 --> 00:12:37,130 How do you sleep at night? 214 00:12:40,506 --> 00:12:43,673 - What does that mean? - I mean... You know... 215 00:12:43,756 --> 00:12:45,964 No, I don't. You're gonna have to tell me. 216 00:12:46,047 --> 00:12:47,130 Bankers. 217 00:12:47,214 --> 00:12:50,381 That level of self-interest is just toxic, isn't it? 218 00:12:52,297 --> 00:12:56,422 That's... kind of reductive. 219 00:12:56,506 --> 00:13:00,798 But isn't it a bit gauche to judge success with money? 220 00:13:02,673 --> 00:13:04,381 Not if you've never had any. 221 00:13:15,589 --> 00:13:17,756 I can't believe you would even countenance 222 00:13:17,839 --> 00:13:19,756 wasting your intelligence on the trading floor. 223 00:13:19,839 --> 00:13:22,089 Fuck off! It was a joke! 224 00:13:22,172 --> 00:13:24,506 This looks like a place a salesman would live. 225 00:13:24,589 --> 00:13:26,798 It's got a certain rustic charm to it. 226 00:13:26,881 --> 00:13:29,089 - Rustic charm, you say? - Yeah, it does. 227 00:13:29,172 --> 00:13:31,214 - Does it? - Either of you want a bevvie? 228 00:13:33,130 --> 00:13:35,381 No, I'm good, I didn't... 229 00:13:36,798 --> 00:13:38,422 Um... 230 00:13:38,506 --> 00:13:42,214 - Uh, where's the toilet? - It's just down on your left. 231 00:13:43,005 --> 00:13:45,047 On the left, okay. Um... 232 00:13:46,255 --> 00:13:47,422 Just, uh... 233 00:13:53,005 --> 00:13:54,881 When the fuck did that start up again? 234 00:13:54,964 --> 00:13:57,381 Nothing's started... Can we not talk about it now? 235 00:13:58,089 --> 00:14:00,422 All right. 236 00:14:05,589 --> 00:14:07,714 Is that Yasmin Kara-Hanani? 237 00:14:12,089 --> 00:14:16,172 Yeah. Doesn't look like she slums it, mate. 238 00:14:16,255 --> 00:14:19,881 You know, why are women so much more interesting to men, 239 00:14:19,964 --> 00:14:21,631 than men are to women? 240 00:14:24,714 --> 00:14:28,422 Yasmin was the perfect, perfect child. 241 00:14:28,506 --> 00:14:31,589 And she wet her bed until she was nine. 242 00:14:31,673 --> 00:14:33,464 Ah, I have a weak bladder myself. 243 00:14:34,673 --> 00:14:37,422 But, other than that, she was perfect. 244 00:14:37,506 --> 00:14:39,631 She was adorable. 245 00:14:40,589 --> 00:14:43,047 So, we've just found the next big voice 246 00:14:43,130 --> 00:14:45,381 in contemporary British literature. 247 00:14:45,464 --> 00:14:49,422 She's 19, absolutely gorgeous. 248 00:14:49,506 --> 00:14:53,172 The best part of publishing is discovering new talent. 249 00:14:53,255 --> 00:14:56,839 Do you have any advice for an aspiring writer? 250 00:14:56,923 --> 00:14:59,839 Mmm. Marry rich? 251 00:14:59,923 --> 00:15:02,381 Or... live at home. 252 00:15:03,839 --> 00:15:07,464 Mmm, so, how many jobs have you had 253 00:15:07,547 --> 00:15:10,214 since you left Bristol? I'm losing count. 254 00:15:10,297 --> 00:15:11,631 Um... 255 00:15:12,839 --> 00:15:14,547 Well, I was waiting for something I loved. 256 00:15:14,631 --> 00:15:15,714 Correct answer. 257 00:15:15,798 --> 00:15:18,297 And, uh, you're still the lunch girl? 258 00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:25,714 You have no experience of this, 259 00:15:25,798 --> 00:15:26,923 so how would you know? 260 00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:33,440 Okay, that's not the world anymore. 261 00:15:33,464 --> 00:15:34,744 And can you please speak English? 262 00:15:34,798 --> 00:15:37,381 I know how the world works. 263 00:15:49,005 --> 00:15:52,297 Has the, um... dynamic changed since Alice moved in? 264 00:15:52,631 --> 00:15:54,255 Yeah. 265 00:15:54,339 --> 00:15:57,839 And it's, um, it's nice, living in two places. 266 00:16:00,089 --> 00:16:02,214 I like having her around all the time. 267 00:16:06,381 --> 00:16:07,798 We have a lot less sex. 268 00:16:07,881 --> 00:16:10,130 Well, I guess that's a casualty. 269 00:16:10,214 --> 00:16:12,422 Oh, I listened to that, um, 270 00:16:12,506 --> 00:16:15,005 podcast she recommended on clean eating. 271 00:16:16,089 --> 00:16:17,881 Thought it was excellent. 272 00:16:17,964 --> 00:16:19,297 Followed none of the advice. 273 00:16:19,381 --> 00:16:22,130 Wait, sorry, um, when did you speak to her? 274 00:16:22,214 --> 00:16:23,631 Met her at a dinner party. 275 00:16:25,381 --> 00:16:27,422 - Whose? - Eugene's. 276 00:16:27,506 --> 00:16:28,964 We have mutual friends. 277 00:16:29,047 --> 00:16:30,714 Uh, and what did you talk about? 278 00:16:31,631 --> 00:16:32,839 Podcasts. 279 00:16:35,255 --> 00:16:36,923 Okay. 280 00:16:38,214 --> 00:16:40,047 Oh, God. I remember this... 281 00:16:45,547 --> 00:16:50,047 Millionaire, 25. Cabinet, 35. 282 00:16:50,130 --> 00:16:53,589 Party leader, 45. Prime minister, 55. 283 00:16:55,589 --> 00:16:59,339 You know, Heseltine wrote his on the back of an envelope. 284 00:16:59,422 --> 00:17:01,062 You planned your life 285 00:17:01,089 --> 00:17:03,255 in a copy of Vanity fucking Fair. 286 00:17:03,339 --> 00:17:04,839 Yeah. 287 00:17:07,547 --> 00:17:10,172 Your ambitions obviously shifted focus... 288 00:17:12,255 --> 00:17:13,506 ...just a little bit. 289 00:17:14,923 --> 00:17:16,673 Or is that you are just... 290 00:17:18,631 --> 00:17:20,005 ...following my lead. 291 00:17:29,130 --> 00:17:31,255 You are always so hard for me. 292 00:18:04,964 --> 00:18:06,297 Kiss me properly. 293 00:18:18,714 --> 00:18:19,798 Uh... 294 00:18:21,631 --> 00:18:24,130 I'm feeling a bit bilious... 295 00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:55,547 Hey... I don't want to do that. 296 00:18:56,214 --> 00:18:57,464 Do what? 297 00:18:57,547 --> 00:18:59,381 - Uh... - Hey. 298 00:19:02,297 --> 00:19:03,381 I'm sorry. 299 00:19:20,214 --> 00:19:21,756 Look, you're... 300 00:19:22,923 --> 00:19:24,547 you're obviously stressed. 301 00:19:25,714 --> 00:19:28,381 If this job isn't making you happy... 302 00:19:29,381 --> 00:19:31,339 I'm just saying that you're super talented 303 00:19:31,422 --> 00:19:33,547 and you could do a million things. 304 00:19:37,839 --> 00:19:39,506 Interest rates have fluctuated 305 00:19:39,589 --> 00:19:41,130 from the highs of the early '90s 306 00:19:41,214 --> 00:19:43,089 to the current all-time lows. 307 00:19:43,172 --> 00:19:44,506 For a business that has a loan 308 00:19:44,589 --> 00:19:46,506 that is linked to the base rate... 309 00:20:50,339 --> 00:20:53,005 A lot of eccentrics. Maybe I'm the weirdo. 310 00:20:53,089 --> 00:20:55,881 Not sure what I'm gonna do. 311 00:20:55,964 --> 00:20:57,899 Thanks for your transcript, finally. 312 00:20:57,923 --> 00:20:59,881 But... 313 00:20:59,964 --> 00:21:02,172 I have a few more questions. 314 00:21:03,089 --> 00:21:04,714 We wanted to... 315 00:21:06,214 --> 00:21:07,839 ask you about... 316 00:21:09,589 --> 00:21:11,673 any interactions you might have had with Hari? 317 00:21:12,047 --> 00:21:13,172 Um... 318 00:21:15,172 --> 00:21:17,005 We hung out a few times. 319 00:21:17,964 --> 00:21:20,589 Mm-hmm. Did he seem stressed? 320 00:21:20,673 --> 00:21:23,005 He worked really hard. 321 00:21:23,089 --> 00:21:24,798 But you know, his side of the business... 322 00:21:24,881 --> 00:21:26,255 that nocturnal culture... 323 00:21:26,339 --> 00:21:28,047 Oh, we're taking steps to address that. 324 00:21:30,506 --> 00:21:33,798 Did you... see him take anything? 325 00:21:34,214 --> 00:21:35,506 How do you mean? 326 00:21:35,589 --> 00:21:38,381 Did he seem like he was under the influence of anything? 327 00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:43,381 Uh... study drugs? Adderall? Modafinil? 328 00:21:46,047 --> 00:21:48,297 - I wouldn't say so. - He seemed, as you said, 329 00:21:48,381 --> 00:21:53,714 stressed, agitated, unfocused, so you couldn't rule it out? 330 00:21:55,172 --> 00:21:58,547 I couldn't definitively say yes or no. 331 00:22:00,047 --> 00:22:03,589 I mean... do you want me to? 332 00:22:04,881 --> 00:22:06,714 People are saying he had a heart thing. 333 00:22:06,798 --> 00:22:09,673 Hmm. Hypertrophic cardiomyopathy. 334 00:22:09,756 --> 00:22:12,089 But we were unaware of his condition. 335 00:22:12,172 --> 00:22:15,756 We think a prescription pill habit may have exacerbated it. 336 00:22:15,839 --> 00:22:17,565 We're asking graduates whether they neglected 337 00:22:17,589 --> 00:22:19,964 to mention anything on their applications. 338 00:22:20,047 --> 00:22:21,756 You didn't leave anything out, did you? 339 00:22:22,422 --> 00:22:24,547 Medical or otherwise? 340 00:22:26,339 --> 00:22:29,422 No. 341 00:22:30,964 --> 00:22:32,547 I think they're still figuring out 342 00:22:32,631 --> 00:22:35,464 a splashy response. Press-friendly. 343 00:22:35,547 --> 00:22:37,422 And what does that mean for us? 344 00:22:38,839 --> 00:22:42,047 Means someone's going to be held accountable. 345 00:22:42,130 --> 00:22:44,339 I re-ran the model. I don't think we thoroughly 346 00:22:44,422 --> 00:22:47,172 went through the net debt adjustments. 347 00:22:47,255 --> 00:22:49,756 HungerFix pushed Goldman up to primary bookrunner. 348 00:22:49,839 --> 00:22:52,297 They don't want us anywhere near the top of the tombstone. 349 00:22:52,381 --> 00:22:53,381 It's fucking bad PR. 350 00:22:53,422 --> 00:22:55,422 Sorry, what do you mean, "tombstone"? 351 00:22:56,589 --> 00:22:59,089 You get a little trophy when you complete a deal. 352 00:22:59,839 --> 00:23:00,881 Tombstone. 353 00:23:04,631 --> 00:23:06,422 Nobody is questioning your drive, 354 00:23:06,506 --> 00:23:10,756 but for me, please, come in later, leave earlier, 355 00:23:10,839 --> 00:23:12,005 decompress. 356 00:23:12,089 --> 00:23:14,547 I cannot be seen to be mismanaging you. 357 00:23:14,631 --> 00:23:16,381 Have you spoken to the counselor? 358 00:23:16,464 --> 00:23:17,506 No. 359 00:23:17,589 --> 00:23:19,214 Even if you feel you don't need to, 360 00:23:19,297 --> 00:23:21,339 I need you to. Do you understand what I'm saying? 361 00:23:21,422 --> 00:23:22,464 It's good optics. 362 00:23:24,297 --> 00:23:27,339 It wasn't a waste of time. He helped me... 363 00:23:29,589 --> 00:23:30,673 re-evaluate. 364 00:23:41,964 --> 00:23:44,422 So the first Cobb is with bacon, no Stilton, 365 00:23:44,506 --> 00:23:46,005 and the second one is without bacon. 366 00:23:46,089 --> 00:23:47,565 Yeah, that's what I've given you. 367 00:23:47,589 --> 00:23:50,756 Sorry, I specifically said no dressing on any of them. 368 00:23:50,839 --> 00:23:53,089 We're just gonna have to start again, sorry. And... 369 00:23:57,673 --> 00:23:59,172 Muy bien, gracias. 370 00:24:02,005 --> 00:24:03,422 Ugh, God. 371 00:24:03,506 --> 00:24:05,315 I can't believe I didn't know you were at Pierpoint. 372 00:24:05,339 --> 00:24:06,506 - Well done. - Thank you. 373 00:24:06,589 --> 00:24:09,673 Although it must be a weird time to be there, right now. 374 00:24:10,506 --> 00:24:11,839 Oh, but how's Brevan Howard? 375 00:24:11,923 --> 00:24:13,464 How long have you been there now? 376 00:24:13,547 --> 00:24:16,964 - Seven years... in Tibet. - Oh. 377 00:24:19,589 --> 00:24:22,172 No, no, no. It's a good thing. 378 00:24:22,255 --> 00:24:24,214 - I have their blessing. - Oh. 379 00:24:24,297 --> 00:24:26,798 Can't really talk about it much at the moment. 380 00:24:26,881 --> 00:24:30,923 - So, what are you working in? - Oh, Foreign Exchange. 381 00:24:31,923 --> 00:24:32,964 That's great! 382 00:24:33,047 --> 00:24:35,214 We're in the same part of the business. 383 00:24:35,714 --> 00:24:36,714 Thanks. 384 00:24:37,881 --> 00:24:40,923 Welcome to the Wild West. 385 00:24:46,756 --> 00:24:50,339 Gracias. Mucho gracias. 386 00:24:50,422 --> 00:24:53,631 I just think, you know, if I had biceps like that... 387 00:24:53,714 --> 00:24:57,130 ...with the vein running down it, that... that bulge. 388 00:24:57,214 --> 00:24:58,732 - You know, like... - Zac Efron. 389 00:24:58,756 --> 00:25:01,089 - Yeah, the Zac Efron. - The Zefron. 390 00:25:01,172 --> 00:25:03,148 Yeah, I know I should be thinking about other things, 391 00:25:03,172 --> 00:25:06,297 like the suicide rate among men my age or whatever, 392 00:25:06,381 --> 00:25:08,172 but is that really realistic? 393 00:25:08,255 --> 00:25:11,297 I just think the veiny bicep... 394 00:25:11,381 --> 00:25:13,714 You think Pierpoint's Irish, 395 00:25:13,798 --> 00:25:15,673 you should go out with Morgan Stanley guys, 396 00:25:15,756 --> 00:25:17,422 it's like the fucking Irish Mob. 397 00:25:17,506 --> 00:25:19,214 - Hey. - Hi. 398 00:25:19,297 --> 00:25:23,631 Um... you going to that, um, grad dinner tonight? 399 00:25:23,714 --> 00:25:26,673 Yeah. Well, it's mandatory, isn't it? 400 00:25:26,756 --> 00:25:27,839 Right. 401 00:25:29,339 --> 00:25:31,005 Can I help with something? 402 00:25:31,089 --> 00:25:34,589 Yeah. Do you have access to the FX ClientTracker? 403 00:25:35,798 --> 00:25:37,923 I don't... We, um, we just don't have a full list 404 00:25:38,005 --> 00:25:39,589 of shared FX and CPS clients. 405 00:25:40,714 --> 00:25:42,756 I'm not sure I can share it with you. 406 00:25:42,839 --> 00:25:44,649 Yeah. Don't worry, I don't need full access. 407 00:25:44,673 --> 00:25:47,422 I just, um... one of my clients is double-booked 408 00:25:47,506 --> 00:25:50,005 with one of your guys. And, um, you know how it is. 409 00:25:50,089 --> 00:25:51,881 I just want to iron out the kink. 410 00:25:51,964 --> 00:25:56,464 Sure, yeah, um... what's your client's name? 411 00:25:57,589 --> 00:25:58,631 Uh... 412 00:26:00,631 --> 00:26:03,089 Oh shit, he's not there. 413 00:26:03,798 --> 00:26:05,547 My bad. See you at the dinner. 414 00:26:05,631 --> 00:26:06,631 Okay. 415 00:26:08,047 --> 00:26:09,130 Thank you. 416 00:26:17,255 --> 00:26:20,339 - Where's my change? - Oh, sorry. 417 00:26:25,881 --> 00:26:27,005 Amateur. 418 00:26:27,089 --> 00:26:28,609 You should be making money out of this. 419 00:26:28,673 --> 00:26:30,130 Call it a salad yield. 420 00:26:31,047 --> 00:26:32,047 And... 421 00:26:33,714 --> 00:26:37,005 I won't out you now, but remember you owe me. 422 00:26:37,089 --> 00:26:39,631 - What do you mean? - I asked for croutons. 423 00:26:40,673 --> 00:26:43,714 You never asked for croutons. 424 00:26:43,798 --> 00:26:46,589 Tash! Croutons. Do I eat them? 425 00:26:46,673 --> 00:26:49,464 I'm passionate about croutons. 426 00:26:49,547 --> 00:26:52,089 Remember, all the best friendships 427 00:26:52,172 --> 00:26:55,172 - start with a conspiracy. - Okay, Kenny. 428 00:26:58,798 --> 00:27:00,839 Best part of the day, Yasmin's trade idea. 429 00:27:00,923 --> 00:27:03,130 Be ready to have your mind detonated. 430 00:27:03,214 --> 00:27:04,940 - Oh, wait, just... - This is for your growth, okay? 431 00:27:04,964 --> 00:27:07,506 You're part of this desk, so you're part of its rituals. 432 00:27:08,839 --> 00:27:10,255 Pull up a pew. 433 00:27:10,339 --> 00:27:13,839 And imagine I burst into flames when I'm bored. 434 00:27:13,923 --> 00:27:15,422 - Go! - Um... 435 00:27:15,506 --> 00:27:16,940 Okay, I thought we could short cable... 436 00:27:16,964 --> 00:27:17,964 What's cable? 437 00:27:18,047 --> 00:27:19,381 Um, it's dollar-sterling. 438 00:27:19,464 --> 00:27:21,184 Oh, so you're gonna talk about Europe, then? 439 00:27:21,255 --> 00:27:22,673 What's your target and stop? 440 00:27:22,756 --> 00:27:24,381 Uh, 1.25 to 1.35. 441 00:27:24,464 --> 00:27:26,464 So a symmetric bet from 1-spot-3-0? 442 00:27:26,547 --> 00:27:28,464 Why not just flip a coin? Put it all on black. 443 00:27:28,547 --> 00:27:30,148 The art here is to look like you're not doing that. 444 00:27:30,172 --> 00:27:31,940 Yeah, I just thought with everything that's going on 445 00:27:31,964 --> 00:27:33,732 - with Europe at the moment, that we could... - Well, that's fucking specific. 446 00:27:33,756 --> 00:27:35,547 Yasmin, that is uninspired. 447 00:27:36,422 --> 00:27:37,589 Inspire her. 448 00:27:39,381 --> 00:27:41,464 I could put a hundred grads in front of me, 449 00:27:41,547 --> 00:27:43,631 95 would pitch me that. 450 00:27:43,714 --> 00:27:44,923 You're dead on RIF. 451 00:27:47,172 --> 00:27:50,089 Now, what did we prove? 452 00:27:50,964 --> 00:27:52,714 Did I ask for croutons? 453 00:27:54,464 --> 00:27:55,798 You must have done. 454 00:27:57,589 --> 00:28:00,381 Well remembered. You can get up now. 455 00:28:14,631 --> 00:28:15,881 How was lunch? 456 00:28:18,172 --> 00:28:19,255 Tasteless. 457 00:28:20,047 --> 00:28:21,172 Did you get my message? 458 00:28:21,255 --> 00:28:23,422 Felim's in the building this afternoon. 459 00:28:24,714 --> 00:28:26,714 Is he meeting FX research? 460 00:28:27,255 --> 00:28:29,047 Um, Hilary Wyndham? 461 00:28:31,631 --> 00:28:34,422 Why the fuck is he meeting another salesman? 462 00:28:34,506 --> 00:28:36,047 If Felim wants to trade FX, 463 00:28:36,130 --> 00:28:37,964 he knows he can do it through this desk. 464 00:28:39,214 --> 00:28:41,005 - What time is he in? - Four. 465 00:28:46,130 --> 00:28:47,673 You around at 3:50? 466 00:28:48,798 --> 00:28:49,798 Yeah. 467 00:28:51,297 --> 00:28:52,089 Why? 468 00:28:52,172 --> 00:28:54,673 There are many aspects of this job 469 00:28:54,756 --> 00:28:57,547 that you'll learn by osmosis, 470 00:28:57,631 --> 00:29:00,589 but horse-whispering a fucked-off client... 471 00:29:02,464 --> 00:29:03,756 that's an art. 472 00:29:07,798 --> 00:29:10,839 I'm giving you face time with the guy who gets us all paid. 473 00:29:11,881 --> 00:29:13,839 Go on. Take a swing. 474 00:29:15,798 --> 00:29:18,172 Okay, 3:50. Thank you. 475 00:29:18,255 --> 00:29:19,506 Mm-hmm. 476 00:29:23,756 --> 00:29:26,047 Felim, I knew you'd be ten minutes early 477 00:29:26,130 --> 00:29:28,381 - for your meeting. - Eric. 478 00:29:28,464 --> 00:29:30,923 I wanted to introduce you to one of our brightest grads. 479 00:29:31,005 --> 00:29:32,130 Harper Stern. 480 00:29:33,005 --> 00:29:34,005 Pleasure. 481 00:29:34,089 --> 00:29:35,929 We actually already emailed. I sent you that... 482 00:29:36,005 --> 00:29:38,255 US tail risk stuff. 483 00:29:38,339 --> 00:29:40,047 Oh, that was you? That was excellent. 484 00:29:40,130 --> 00:29:41,172 Thank you. 485 00:29:42,547 --> 00:29:43,547 Please. 486 00:29:45,673 --> 00:29:46,798 Look, uh... 487 00:29:47,923 --> 00:29:50,297 Eric, I'm not sure this is... 488 00:29:50,381 --> 00:29:52,297 the right way to go about whatever it is 489 00:29:52,381 --> 00:29:53,964 you're trying to achieve. 490 00:29:54,047 --> 00:29:56,089 Engineering this, bringing this young lady 491 00:29:56,172 --> 00:29:57,547 into the room as... 492 00:29:57,631 --> 00:29:59,214 I don't know what, a prop? 493 00:30:04,464 --> 00:30:06,144 I would've thought that if our relationship 494 00:30:06,214 --> 00:30:09,047 had gone south, you'd have the grace to call. 495 00:30:09,130 --> 00:30:10,839 Instead of me finding out over lunch 496 00:30:10,923 --> 00:30:12,297 with one of your PMs. 497 00:30:12,381 --> 00:30:13,798 I told him in confidence. 498 00:30:13,881 --> 00:30:16,464 Well, he told me in confidence. 499 00:30:19,214 --> 00:30:22,881 Look, I'm hoping we're not ruining a friendship... 500 00:30:24,255 --> 00:30:26,130 over miscommunication. 501 00:30:26,214 --> 00:30:28,005 Would we call it a friendship? 502 00:30:29,881 --> 00:30:32,964 What? Why are you saying that? 503 00:30:33,047 --> 00:30:35,631 I don't know, Eric, maybe you think it's acceptable 504 00:30:35,714 --> 00:30:37,923 to call your wife that in front of her own friends, 505 00:30:38,005 --> 00:30:40,798 but my wife did not appreciate it. 506 00:30:40,881 --> 00:30:42,673 Ca... 507 00:30:42,756 --> 00:30:45,172 Do you even remember what you said? 508 00:30:45,255 --> 00:30:47,381 Because I'd prefer not to repeat it. 509 00:30:49,255 --> 00:30:51,589 I look for character in my friends, Eric. 510 00:30:51,673 --> 00:30:54,381 I look for character in my salesmen, or saleswomen. 511 00:30:54,464 --> 00:30:57,297 Wai... wai... What's really going on here? 512 00:30:58,422 --> 00:31:00,923 Why... why are you talking to me like... 513 00:31:01,005 --> 00:31:03,214 like we're in the Great American Novel? 514 00:31:03,297 --> 00:31:04,547 My "character"? 515 00:31:04,631 --> 00:31:06,089 You know my character. 516 00:31:09,464 --> 00:31:12,839 I know you're meeting Wyndham in FX, so you... 517 00:31:12,923 --> 00:31:15,130 you obviously don't want to relinquish 518 00:31:15,214 --> 00:31:16,798 the Pierpoint offering. 519 00:31:16,881 --> 00:31:19,839 Citi, MS, GS don't have our talent. 520 00:31:19,923 --> 00:31:23,172 And... Wyndham? 521 00:31:24,339 --> 00:31:27,214 I mean, he... he's into soccer. 522 00:31:27,297 --> 00:31:28,881 You wanna spend the first two minutes 523 00:31:28,964 --> 00:31:31,172 of every transaction pretending to like it? 524 00:31:34,172 --> 00:31:36,297 Here... Here's where I'm serious. 525 00:31:37,422 --> 00:31:39,714 When you're writing your next investor letter, 526 00:31:39,798 --> 00:31:42,631 do you really wanna be meditating on the fact 527 00:31:42,714 --> 00:31:46,547 that you missed a percentage point of returns 528 00:31:46,631 --> 00:31:48,130 because of your wife? 529 00:31:51,005 --> 00:31:52,005 Right? 530 00:31:52,964 --> 00:31:55,089 You call me when you need persuading. 531 00:31:55,172 --> 00:31:58,130 You call me when you need reassuring. 532 00:31:59,130 --> 00:32:01,214 That's a friendship. 533 00:32:01,297 --> 00:32:04,172 Why waste your time building that intimacy again? 534 00:32:05,339 --> 00:32:08,005 Next... next time our wives want dinner... 535 00:32:09,005 --> 00:32:12,005 I'm gonna say I have a bug. 536 00:32:12,964 --> 00:32:14,255 Oh, Hilary? 537 00:32:14,339 --> 00:32:16,005 Good to see you. We're vacating. 538 00:32:17,172 --> 00:32:18,422 You catch the Spurs last night? 539 00:32:18,506 --> 00:32:21,798 Oh yes, yes. They ran riot. 540 00:32:21,881 --> 00:32:23,547 Sure did. Enjoy your meeting. 541 00:32:23,631 --> 00:32:26,089 Yeah, I inherited two suboptimal things 542 00:32:26,172 --> 00:32:27,172 from my father, 543 00:32:27,255 --> 00:32:29,673 his Spurs season ticket and flat feet. 544 00:32:34,172 --> 00:32:35,673 Why didn't you speak up? 545 00:32:38,756 --> 00:32:41,172 Sorry. I... I didn't know that you wanted me to. 546 00:32:41,255 --> 00:32:44,673 I don't need quiet and nice on my desk. 547 00:32:48,673 --> 00:32:51,130 - This... this stays between us. Clear? 548 00:32:51,214 --> 00:32:53,047 - Mm-hmm. - See you at dinner. 549 00:33:18,714 --> 00:33:20,881 So, we just wanted to get everyone together 550 00:33:20,964 --> 00:33:24,005 because it has been a difficult few weeks. 551 00:33:24,089 --> 00:33:26,464 For our institution, for all of us, 552 00:33:26,547 --> 00:33:28,923 pastoral care is as high on the agenda 553 00:33:29,005 --> 00:33:30,047 as it's ever been. 554 00:33:30,130 --> 00:33:32,422 We wanted to show you how much we appreciate 555 00:33:32,506 --> 00:33:34,464 your resilience and focus, 556 00:33:34,547 --> 00:33:37,089 from myself and all your bosses here tonight. 557 00:33:37,172 --> 00:33:39,631 They'll be the ones shepherding you through to RIF 558 00:33:39,714 --> 00:33:42,923 and, ultimately, help you to become permanent hires. 559 00:33:44,631 --> 00:33:47,881 You are looking more and more like Pierpoint people. 560 00:33:48,214 --> 00:33:49,255 Enjoy. 561 00:33:54,756 --> 00:33:57,172 So, I hear the girl on Eric's desk 562 00:33:57,255 --> 00:33:59,255 is already doing suppers, and I was just wondering, 563 00:33:59,297 --> 00:34:02,089 you know, do you think I'll ever master the salad run, 564 00:34:02,172 --> 00:34:04,172 or, like... 565 00:34:04,255 --> 00:34:07,005 Jackie did it. Kenny did it. I did it. You do it. 566 00:34:07,089 --> 00:34:10,589 It is the great equalizer. And it all counts on RIF. 567 00:34:11,297 --> 00:34:13,130 What have you learned so far? 568 00:34:14,506 --> 00:34:17,381 That, um, that men eat salads as penance. 569 00:34:17,464 --> 00:34:20,673 Oh! Yeah. 570 00:34:20,756 --> 00:34:22,464 Mate, if it was me, I'd be pissed. 571 00:34:22,547 --> 00:34:23,940 - Why? - She's missed his birthday, 572 00:34:23,964 --> 00:34:25,547 she's like sold her entire personality 573 00:34:25,631 --> 00:34:28,214 - to Meryl Streep. - So what? Who cares? 574 00:34:28,297 --> 00:34:31,756 If your girlfriend missed your birthday, right? For work? 575 00:34:31,839 --> 00:34:34,130 What are you, seven? It's Anne Hathaway. 576 00:34:34,214 --> 00:34:36,631 Adrian Grenier is a fucking adult. 577 00:34:36,714 --> 00:34:39,047 Honestly, Adrian Grenier is a grown-ass man. 578 00:34:39,130 --> 00:34:41,881 - Thank you! She's woke. - You sound so white! 579 00:34:41,964 --> 00:34:46,005 - Yeah and ancient. - I am ancient. And I am white. 580 00:34:46,089 --> 00:34:48,756 And I do kiss my dogs on the mouth. 581 00:34:49,756 --> 00:34:51,673 You know, I thought you were some... 582 00:34:51,756 --> 00:34:54,756 - straight-laced Oxford boy. - Yeah? 583 00:34:54,839 --> 00:34:55,964 Mm-hmm. 584 00:34:58,255 --> 00:34:59,506 Who says I'm not? 585 00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:33,381 So, my flatmate... 586 00:35:34,464 --> 00:35:37,547 Gus, he told me you lived opposite Hari. 587 00:35:37,631 --> 00:35:40,089 You're friends with that asshole Gus? 588 00:35:40,172 --> 00:35:42,047 Have you met him? 589 00:35:42,130 --> 00:35:44,255 No, but from what Hari said about him, 590 00:35:44,339 --> 00:35:46,130 he seems like an entitled prick. 591 00:35:49,631 --> 00:35:50,673 Yeah... 592 00:35:51,714 --> 00:35:53,923 - but you don't know him. - Hmm. 593 00:35:59,631 --> 00:36:02,923 Are those prescription glasses? 594 00:36:05,047 --> 00:36:07,631 Have you ever seen a porno, where, like, a... 595 00:36:07,714 --> 00:36:10,339 porn star plays a nerd? 596 00:36:10,422 --> 00:36:13,422 Yo, can you stop flirting so I can do a strike, please? 597 00:36:13,839 --> 00:36:15,464 Oh, ice. 598 00:36:18,005 --> 00:36:19,172 Hey, Greg. 599 00:36:25,005 --> 00:36:27,172 I'm fine. Uh, I would like to pilot the scheme 600 00:36:27,255 --> 00:36:28,756 that I did at my old place here. 601 00:36:28,839 --> 00:36:31,190 - I... Yeah, I heard about that. - Did you hear about the couriering? 602 00:36:31,214 --> 00:36:33,047 I heard... I heard brilliant things. 603 00:36:33,130 --> 00:36:35,839 - I heard about that. - Korean... Korean breast milk... 604 00:36:35,923 --> 00:36:37,130 - Hello. - Sara. 605 00:36:37,214 --> 00:36:39,130 - Hi. - Could I ask you something? 606 00:36:39,214 --> 00:36:42,339 Yes. Yes, you can. Sorry, excuse me. 607 00:36:42,422 --> 00:36:43,839 Do you... do you wanna go over here? 608 00:36:43,923 --> 00:36:45,043 - Yeah, yeah. - Go, go ahead. 609 00:36:45,089 --> 00:36:47,506 How's the atmosphere been in IBD? 610 00:36:47,589 --> 00:36:49,964 Yeah, it's been fine. Um... 611 00:36:51,255 --> 00:36:53,381 Lucinda mentioned there were going to be 612 00:36:53,464 --> 00:36:54,756 some changes in the team? 613 00:36:54,839 --> 00:36:57,214 Oh. Well, this isn't the place for that discussion. 614 00:36:57,297 --> 00:36:58,398 There'll be a meeting on Monday. 615 00:36:58,422 --> 00:37:00,214 Are there going to be cuts? 616 00:37:00,297 --> 00:37:02,381 There's going to be a restructuring. 617 00:37:02,464 --> 00:37:03,673 It's just a reshuffle. 618 00:37:03,756 --> 00:37:06,547 Your team's being subsumed into the other sector teams. 619 00:37:06,631 --> 00:37:08,589 You're effectively disbanding the team 620 00:37:08,673 --> 00:37:11,631 with the "culture problem" to stop it looking systemic? 621 00:37:12,714 --> 00:37:15,839 Well, firstly, that's very cynical. 622 00:37:15,923 --> 00:37:18,714 And I take this suggestion as an insult to me personally. 623 00:37:18,798 --> 00:37:21,297 I mean, we have a duty of care to remove you 624 00:37:21,381 --> 00:37:22,861 from whatever may have been traumatic. 625 00:37:22,923 --> 00:37:24,607 Okay, but how are you gonna stop people thinking 626 00:37:24,631 --> 00:37:27,506 working three nights in a row is some kind of, well... 627 00:37:28,506 --> 00:37:30,130 a badge of honor? 628 00:37:33,005 --> 00:37:34,756 Sorry. 629 00:37:34,839 --> 00:37:37,106 -I'm sorry. I'm sorry I said that, I just... -Okay, all right. 630 00:37:37,130 --> 00:37:39,756 - Is there anything else? - What does that mean for us? 631 00:37:39,839 --> 00:37:41,756 For me, Lucinda? 632 00:37:41,839 --> 00:37:44,798 There's a VP spot in Oil and Gas for Lucinda. 633 00:37:44,881 --> 00:37:46,005 What about me? 634 00:37:46,089 --> 00:37:47,422 We appreciate your talent. 635 00:37:47,506 --> 00:37:49,273 We're keen to re-house you where there's headcount. 636 00:37:49,297 --> 00:37:51,047 - Where? - CPS desk. 637 00:37:53,547 --> 00:37:55,839 I don't want to sound, um, entitled. 638 00:37:55,923 --> 00:37:57,881 I applied for IBD, 639 00:37:57,964 --> 00:38:01,172 and I really don't want to work on the trading floor. 640 00:38:02,673 --> 00:38:05,005 Hey, I appreciate what you've been through, 641 00:38:05,089 --> 00:38:08,089 but I would think twice about speaking to me like this again 642 00:38:08,172 --> 00:38:10,047 because I do not respond well to it. 643 00:38:10,130 --> 00:38:11,172 Okay? 644 00:38:20,798 --> 00:38:23,089 - You definitely did! - That was you! 645 00:38:24,339 --> 00:38:26,297 She's a fucking intellectual lightweight. 646 00:38:26,381 --> 00:38:28,221 Runs marathons instead of having a personality. 647 00:38:28,297 --> 00:38:29,547 Go fund my fuck off. 648 00:38:29,631 --> 00:38:30,964 She'll be gone within six months. 649 00:38:31,047 --> 00:38:32,839 So, what are we gossiping about? 650 00:38:34,130 --> 00:38:37,923 I am just drinking you two under the table. 651 00:38:38,005 --> 00:38:40,089 I'm having a private conversation. 652 00:38:41,839 --> 00:38:44,756 Okay. Sorry. I thought I heard my name. 653 00:38:44,839 --> 00:38:47,422 Yasmin, this might sound deeply strange, 654 00:38:47,506 --> 00:38:48,732 but we weren't talking about you. 655 00:38:48,756 --> 00:38:50,273 Okay, I thought you were looking over at me. 656 00:38:50,297 --> 00:38:52,297 I'm not fucking looking at you either. 657 00:38:52,381 --> 00:38:54,172 Shock fucking horror. 658 00:38:54,255 --> 00:38:57,547 Nobody gives a fuck about what I think about you, 659 00:38:57,631 --> 00:38:59,631 or... or what you think about me. 660 00:38:59,714 --> 00:39:01,506 Nobody gives a fuck. 661 00:39:01,589 --> 00:39:02,815 See, the problem with this industry, 662 00:39:02,839 --> 00:39:05,756 they keep hiring these fucking princesses. 663 00:39:07,255 --> 00:39:10,339 Which silly cunt was it that interviewed you? 664 00:39:10,422 --> 00:39:13,964 Actually... I think I was the cunt. 665 00:39:14,047 --> 00:39:17,172 That cunt was me! 666 00:39:17,255 --> 00:39:19,172 Whoops! 667 00:39:19,255 --> 00:39:20,881 Hey, buddy. 668 00:39:20,964 --> 00:39:22,506 Don't talk to her like that. 669 00:39:22,589 --> 00:39:24,005 Mind your own fucking business. 670 00:39:24,089 --> 00:39:25,673 No! Don't talk to her like that. 671 00:39:25,756 --> 00:39:27,714 Fuck off! Yeah? 672 00:39:33,089 --> 00:39:34,589 Yes? What? 673 00:39:36,089 --> 00:39:38,047 Kenny. Go home. 674 00:39:38,923 --> 00:39:40,923 Fuck off, Eric. Don't start. 675 00:39:41,005 --> 00:39:42,130 Go home. 676 00:39:45,464 --> 00:39:46,756 Goodnight, all. 677 00:39:46,839 --> 00:39:48,673 What the fuck are you looking at? 678 00:39:52,297 --> 00:39:54,297 - You okay? - Thanks. 679 00:39:56,089 --> 00:39:57,798 Thank you. 680 00:40:16,964 --> 00:40:19,464 Do the guys on your desk always treat you like that? 681 00:40:22,255 --> 00:40:23,839 Is your team not like that? 682 00:40:25,881 --> 00:40:26,964 Eric's great. 683 00:40:29,381 --> 00:40:32,005 Yeah, I mean, at least he gives you agency. 684 00:40:42,089 --> 00:40:44,005 No one's gonna give you agency. 685 00:40:45,297 --> 00:40:46,506 You have to take it. 686 00:40:48,631 --> 00:40:49,673 And try not to think about 687 00:40:49,756 --> 00:40:52,172 all the different ways that you can be wrong. 688 00:40:53,547 --> 00:40:54,631 They don't. 689 00:40:58,172 --> 00:40:59,214 Shall we? 690 00:41:00,631 --> 00:41:01,631 Yeah. 691 00:41:15,589 --> 00:41:17,631 I still haven't seen a British cock. 692 00:41:17,714 --> 00:41:19,172 Oh, my God. 693 00:41:19,255 --> 00:41:21,089 I... I know that it's normal here, 694 00:41:21,172 --> 00:41:23,047 but the polo neck look, 695 00:41:23,130 --> 00:41:25,214 it looks like they're wearing winter wear. 696 00:41:25,297 --> 00:41:27,839 - Oh! - Mm-hmm. 697 00:41:27,923 --> 00:41:29,714 At least I have a double bed here. 698 00:41:29,798 --> 00:41:31,756 I slept in a single my whole life. 699 00:41:31,839 --> 00:41:33,464 What, even at home? 700 00:41:33,547 --> 00:41:35,381 Oh my God, that's barbaric. 701 00:41:35,464 --> 00:41:38,839 Yeah, I shared with my twin brother, JD. 702 00:41:38,923 --> 00:41:40,756 Don't worry, we had our own beds. 703 00:41:40,839 --> 00:41:44,214 And we barely even fucked. 704 00:41:45,881 --> 00:41:47,214 What does he do? 705 00:41:50,714 --> 00:41:53,214 Harper? What does he do? 706 00:41:55,214 --> 00:41:57,839 He was kind of a superstar. 707 00:41:57,923 --> 00:42:00,547 He had a scholarship, he was about to go on tour, 708 00:42:00,631 --> 00:42:03,798 and he woke up every day at 4:00 a.m. to train. 709 00:42:03,881 --> 00:42:05,047 Tennis. 710 00:42:05,130 --> 00:42:08,923 He really didn't think that athletes were born, you know? 711 00:42:10,130 --> 00:42:12,881 - And what happened? - He, um... 712 00:42:14,130 --> 00:42:16,339 he said that he was going away for a while. 713 00:42:16,422 --> 00:42:20,798 He took a coat and a bag, and he left. Never came back. 714 00:42:21,631 --> 00:42:23,255 When did this happen? 715 00:42:24,130 --> 00:42:26,339 About four years ago. 716 00:42:26,422 --> 00:42:28,631 That would really fuck me up. 717 00:42:31,047 --> 00:42:33,839 He's an adult. He can live with his fucking decisions. 718 00:42:35,714 --> 00:42:37,547 Well, if you ever need a place to stay, 719 00:42:37,631 --> 00:42:40,130 I have a spare room with a double bed. 720 00:42:40,214 --> 00:42:43,297 Are you... are you, like, looking to sublet? 721 00:42:43,381 --> 00:42:47,047 Well, I mean, yep, we can... We can figure something out. 722 00:42:47,130 --> 00:42:49,964 Really? I would love that. 723 00:42:54,923 --> 00:42:57,422 Oh, my Lord. 724 00:42:59,464 --> 00:43:00,464 Who, me? 725 00:43:03,714 --> 00:43:06,589 Whoa! Whoa, whoa! 726 00:43:06,673 --> 00:43:09,714 My friend has something she wants to say to you. 727 00:43:09,798 --> 00:43:12,547 - Okay! - Wait, wait, wait. What, what? 728 00:43:12,631 --> 00:43:15,339 No, no, no, no, no, no! Oh! 729 00:43:15,422 --> 00:43:17,214 White men can dance. Let me show you. 730 00:43:17,297 --> 00:43:18,964 White men can't jump, dickhead. 731 00:43:19,047 --> 00:43:22,089 - All right! - I hate this. Thank you. 732 00:43:22,172 --> 00:43:23,756 But I can jump! 733 00:43:23,839 --> 00:43:26,798 Wyndy, you're an MD. Spend some fucking money. 734 00:43:26,881 --> 00:43:28,732 - Come on, mate. - I'm already booked. 735 00:43:28,756 --> 00:43:30,464 He said it's on Eric's account. 736 00:43:30,547 --> 00:43:34,673 Oh! Well, then we're definitely fucking getting in it, then. 737 00:43:36,339 --> 00:43:39,130 Oy! 738 00:43:40,506 --> 00:43:43,381 - Can I bunk in? - We're going west. 739 00:43:43,464 --> 00:43:46,881 Jackie, someone with my accent must really scare you. 740 00:43:46,964 --> 00:43:48,464 You're Finsbury Park, aren't you? 741 00:43:48,547 --> 00:43:50,172 - Yeah. - Is Finsbury Park west? 742 00:43:50,255 --> 00:43:51,975 - It'll do. - Another troubles joke. 743 00:43:52,047 --> 00:43:53,589 It's that time of night. 744 00:43:53,673 --> 00:43:58,589 The player that's played in the Merseyside, 745 00:43:58,673 --> 00:44:04,923 Old Firm, North London, and Manchester derbies? 746 00:44:07,589 --> 00:44:09,422 Uh... 747 00:44:10,964 --> 00:44:12,047 Beckham? 748 00:44:14,089 --> 00:44:17,464 Oh, Greg. Oh Greg, Jesus. 749 00:44:17,547 --> 00:44:20,047 - Excuse us, drive. Can you stop? - Uh... 750 00:44:20,130 --> 00:44:22,381 No, I meant Victoria Beckham. 751 00:44:32,589 --> 00:44:33,857 It's Kolo Touré, by the way. 752 00:44:33,881 --> 00:44:35,255 Oh, good man! 753 00:45:16,673 --> 00:45:20,130 You left early. You okay? 754 00:45:25,381 --> 00:45:27,798 They're shutting down my fucking team. 755 00:45:32,130 --> 00:45:33,130 Oh. 756 00:45:37,255 --> 00:45:38,964 Do you want me to suck you off? 757 00:45:55,047 --> 00:45:56,255 - Hey. - Hey. 758 00:46:23,631 --> 00:46:26,047 You used to love going down on me. 759 00:46:30,422 --> 00:46:31,714 Yeah, I still do. 760 00:46:38,172 --> 00:46:39,297 Eat me then. 761 00:47:23,422 --> 00:47:24,547 Oh? 762 00:47:26,589 --> 00:47:28,047 I think she slums. 763 00:47:36,464 --> 00:47:37,464 What'd she say? 764 00:47:39,297 --> 00:47:40,464 What'd she say? Let me see. 765 00:47:40,547 --> 00:47:42,047 Let me see! 766 00:47:42,130 --> 00:47:43,714 - It's none of your business. - Hey! 767 00:47:46,673 --> 00:47:47,798 It's just for me. 768 00:49:03,673 --> 00:49:04,981 I still keep getting that feeling whenever I wake up. 769 00:49:05,005 --> 00:49:08,506 Like, I can't believe that I am here. 770 00:49:12,297 --> 00:49:14,881 Yo, I'm on the ninth stage of the journey. 771 00:49:17,005 --> 00:49:19,839 The hero faces the greatest challenge yet. 772 00:49:22,047 --> 00:49:25,005 I cannot believe Eric lets her speak in their meetings. 773 00:49:28,047 --> 00:49:29,714 The hero experiences death... 774 00:49:30,130 --> 00:49:31,547 This isn't a social club. 775 00:49:32,339 --> 00:49:34,756 - ...and re-birth. - Ahem. 776 00:49:35,547 --> 00:49:37,067 You're gonna pitch me this again, 777 00:49:37,214 --> 00:49:39,214 and it's gonna be the version I asked for. 778 00:49:39,756 --> 00:49:41,381 In front of the entire team? 779 00:49:41,464 --> 00:49:43,673 In front of the entire team. 780 00:49:48,714 --> 00:49:51,214 I'm paraphrasing. It's pretty cool, right? 781 00:49:51,238 --> 00:49:53,238 >>>>oakislandtk<<<<< www.opensubtitles.org